Vue builds micro front-end

design scheme

  • This solution is implemented by using webpack proxy. In the production environment, nginx proxy can be used to achieve the purpose of micro front-end.

Specific implementation

  • Subproject
    The Vue instances of child projects and parent projects are shared with index.html, so html files and vues are no longer needed. Subprojects are mainly used to mount their own routes to the parent project. Because the parent and child projects are all in the same Vue instance, we just need to mount the routes of the child projects to the Vue instance, and the parent project can obtain the routes of the child projects and mount them to its own routes. Here, the routing of sub items is an array, not a routing instance of Vue.

Routing file : /src/router/index.js

 export default [ { path: "/a", component: () => import("@/views/login/index.vue") }, { path: "/b", component: () => import("@/views/home/index.vue") }, ];

Here we mainly define the routing address and component address. Next, we will mount the route to the Vue instance
Main packaging file main.js: /src/main.js

 import Vue from "vue"; import router from './ router' const shareRouter = (Vue.__shareRouter__ = Vue.__shareRouter__ || {}) shareRouter["chilrenRouter"] = router

Here, the route just defined is attached to Vue.shareRouter, and the route of the child project can be read on the Vue of the parent project.
Then go to the webpack configuration to modify the packaging exit address, host and port.
Webpack configuration file : wepack.config.js

 module.exports = { mode: "development", Entry: "./src/main. js",//entry file output: { PublicPath: '/chilrenProject/',//Packaging exit path Filename: "main. js"//Package exit file name }, externals: { 'vue': 'Vue'//Set Vue not to package. The parent project uses cdn to import vue, so that the parent and child projects are in the same instance }, devServer: { contentBase: false, hot: true, host: "127.0.0.1", compress: true, port: 8089, inline: true }, }

Here we can see that the running address of the subproject is http://127.0.0.1 : 8089, and then you can run the subproject.

  • Parent Project
    First, we need to share Vue instances with subprojects. We can't package Vue here. I introduced Vue using CDN here. Then how to establish the communication between parent and child projects? Here I use the webpack plug-in insert-script-webpack-plugin As a module, the sub project is inserted into the html of the parent project, so that the parent and child projects can communicate. Of course, the webpack still needs to be proxied, otherwise the package file of the sub project cannot be found.

Webpack configuration file : wepack.config.js

 const path = require('path'); const VueLoaderPlugin = require("vue-loader/lib/plugin"); const HtmlWebpackPlugin = require("html-webpack-plugin"); const InsertScriptWebpackPlugin  = require('insert-script-webpack-plugin'); const PROXY = { '/chilrenProject/': { target: ' http://127.0.0.1:8089/ ' }, } module.exports = { mode: "development", entry: "./src/main.js", output: { path: path.resolve(__dirname, 'dist'), filename: "index.js" }, plugins: [ new VueLoaderPlugin(), new HtmlWebpackPlugin( { template: path.resolve(__dirname, "index.html") } ), new InsertScriptWebpackPlugin({ Paths: ['/chilrenProject/main. js']//Insert subproject }), ], externals: { 'vue': 'Vue'//vue does not package, in order to make the parent and child projects in the same Vue instance }, devServer: { contentBase: false, hot: true, host: "127.0.0.1", compress: true, port: 8088, inline: true, proxy: { ...PROXY }, }, }

Here webpack requests /chilrenProject/main.js , and then was delegated to http://127.0.0.1 : 8089/chilrenProject/main.js, so the sub project is inserted into the parent project. The next step is to get the route to the sub project, and then load it into the parent project.
Routing file : /src/router/index.js

 import Vue from "vue"; import Router from "vue-router"; Vue.use(Router); const constRouter = [ { path: "/login", component: () => import("@/views/login/index.vue") }, { path: "/", component: () => import("@/views/home/index.vue") }, ]; const arr = Vue.__ shareRouter__.chilrenRouter.concat(constRouter) export default new Router({ mode: "history", routes: constRouter });

Here, the route of the sub project is connected to the parent project. Of course, the project is relatively simple. If the routing logic is complex, the algorithm has to come by itself.
I didn't introduce the store here, because the store is mounted on the Vue instance, so the store can be shared by parent and child projects.
This is the end. You can run the parent project to see if you can access the routing of the child project.

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You are never lonely, because you don't want to make friends with you even when you are lonely.

Don't give up your dream, keep sleeping!

I used to live on my face, but I almost starved to death before giving up.

In fact, destiny doesn't like to joke with you. It really wants to kill you.

I lay on the bed looking at the ceiling, thinking about the ceiling of my work, just the floor of others.

Someone saved your number to call you. I'm different. I don't want to answer it.

Fat people don't starve to death. Hungry people are also fat people.

When leaders are in a meeting, we should keep quiet. It is impolite to disturb others to sleep.

Birds of a feather flock together to get poor points, and the rich get married eventually.

Do you live by the sea? Such a wave.

A single man is called a single dog, while a single woman is called a dog ignore.

It takes ten minutes to listen to you.

I used to live on my face, but then I almost starved to death

When I am angry, you must coax me and buy me food. I'll kill you when I'm full.

Learning makes people happy; not learning makes people happier.

Although you can no longer grow tall, you can continue to gain weight.

Good looking bag for three thousand one nights, interesting soul wants car and room.

Would you like to be my sun? Then please keep 92955886 km with me.

Life is bound to give up some people, not you don't care, they don't care.

You are like the sun in the blue sky, which can't be seen directly.

When I left my hometown, the villagers never had a drink from a well.

I don't know much about music, so sometimes I don't rely on music or tune.

Let nature take its course is just another way of saying that there is nothing we can do.

You don't know how to arrange your life. There will be many people who will help you arrange what they need you to do.

There are two kinds of results when a woman is forced to kiss to express her feelings, one is "pa pa pa", the other is "pa pa pa". This is the gap between Loser and Gao Fushai.

People of the older generation often tell us to eat more bitterness when we are young, so that we can get used to it when we are old!

Everyone else has a background, but I only have my back.

Knowledge gives you power, ignorance will give you more powerful, fearless and unpredictable power.

No one laughs at your dreams, they just laugh at your strength.

Don't talk about leaving everything to time. Time is too lazy to clean up your mess.

Only a liar in the world is sincere, because he is really lying to you.

I can only do the first four after thinking about the five words of being able to bear hardships.

Commitment is like farting. It was earth shattering at that time, and then it became powerless.

Failure is not terrible, but you still believe it.

Success can be copied, but for you, pasting is prohibited here.

Some people have worked hard all their lives, that is, from the fourth class to the third class.

What do you want to take away from your alma mater? What I want to take away from my alma mater is my tuition.

What can you do to lower your dignity? Copy homework.

The one with wings may not be an angel, but a thunderbolt.

When a relative asked me about my grades, I asked him about his year-end bonus.

Recently, I have changed from the bad habit of staying up late to staying up all night.

Please cherish those who have hurt you. After all, others are too lazy to hurt you.

I don't want to ask you for advice for the rest of my life.

Don't ask me what to do if I fail. Say as if you have succeeded.

The dark night will never mistreat those who sleep late. It will give you dark circles under your eyes and a body that is about to die suddenly.

The prince took the size 43 crystal shoes he left behind and pondered.

I have gone from nothing to penniless.

Are you good at any sports? "Escape from reality".

Once the sea was dry and the rocks were crumbling, but it was not easy to get together and disperse.

There is a long way to go. I will ask for help.

Believe in yourself. You can't do what others can.

Seeing a fortune teller, he asked me as soon as I sat down. What are you?

Other people's money is outside my possession.

I'd rather not talk and look like a fool than open my mouth to prove that I am.

Try to understand the people you hate, and you will find that the more you look at them, the more annoying they are.

The only way to relieve worries is to become rich.

I am good at shorting A-shares. As soon as I buy them, they will fall immediately.

Sharing weal and woe, you don't accompany, who are you?

When you know where you are going, the whole world is blocking you up.

Don't say sorry to me, because I can neither forgive you nor stab you to death.

I don't want to read, mainly because no one feeds cattle, pigs or sheep at home.

The girls nowadays are too outrageous. They can't see the career line even though their neckline is so low

Why quarrel? Can't you sit down calmly and slap each other?

A person's longest love history is probably narcissism.

Your face is doomed one minute, and you should look at the filter nine minutes.

With a lofty ambition, you can't bind a chicken with your hands.

The past can't be looked back, because you have no past that you can look back on.

Fortunately, you didn't wash your hair last year. Otherwise, you didn't even have oil in cooking this year.

Do you live by the sea? Such a wave.

In the past, I wanted to celebrate the New Year in a lively way, but now I want to be quiet.

Follow your heart, translate it into Chinese.

At present, the most reliable way to get rich is that your house is demolished.

Whenever I take a brave step, God will timely and generously pave the way for me to go downhill.

When you meet a girl you like, you should be brave to express your love. Only when you take the initiative can you know that she has her name.

How old can you accept love? As long as they are good-looking, they can last for five thousand years.

If eating fish can boost your brain, you should eat at least one whale.

If being rich is also a mistake, I would rather make mistakes again and again.

Don't care too much about the eyes of others, because no one will pay attention to you.

You must persist in doing anything, and you will always see the day of failure.

It's said that it's raining in your city. I don't know if you have an umbrella. If you take this rain, it will be white.

You are sleepy every day because you are trapped by life.

It doesn't matter if you are bitter now. As long as you are alive, something good will happen to others.

Only those who have worked hard know how important the background is!

You just need to look at others, God has other plans for you.

After a long time of not opening QQ, I found that only Tencent News cared about you.

If time can go back, it must be that you are dreaming.

If we don't owe each other, how can we meet again.

I met my classmates in primary school yesterday. Unexpectedly, he did such a bad job. He only put a dollar into my bowl.

After a long time of not opening QQ, I found that only Tencent News cared about you.

Research shows that people who smoke and drink all the year round have a lower probability of suffering from Alzheimer's disease, because the probability of early death is higher.

If you don't marry and I don't marry ten years later, that's too sad!

Making money is a kind of ability, spending money is a kind of technology. My ability is limited, but my technology is high.

I hate people who flatter me most in my life. When I am with them, it seems that I am not a man.

Stealing one person's idea is plagiarism, and stealing many people's idea is research.

I want to know you again, starting with your name. What's your name?

I always thought that I would step back, but I didn't expect to fall down.

I ate it quietly, just as I became fat quietly.

You are nothing, but one thing you do very well is daydreaming.

I am a man. Never challenge my bottom line, or I will have to change it again.

Sometimes, as long as you make up your mind to do something, the world will hold you back.

Try to make friends with the students around you, so that you can spend less money.

Whether you are two or no two, two is there, no three no four.

Don't worry, as long as you keep going downhill, you will never be at the lowest point of life.

God will not treat infatuated people unfairly, he is to die.

Although you look tired when you move bricks, you look really handsome when you pay.

Life is not only about the present, but also about the whole life.

Don't look down on anyone easily. Even killing Matt has more hair than you.

There is no cold person at all. It's not you who is warm!

When you play with your mobile phone for a long time, you should rest your eyes and look out of the window to think about why you are so poor.

When others see you, they say you are a student, not because you look young, but because you wear dirt!

Some people are beautiful, some people are ugly, and you are so ugly.

Don't say you are a single dog anymore. Dogs are dead at your age.

When a hero is angry, he is a beauty. When a beauty is angry, he has to spend money.

The stupidest thing I ever did as a child may be looking forward to growing up.

People fall in love by looking romantic and burning money, while you are blind by the other person.

When others see you, they say you are a student, not because you look young, but because you wear dirt!

You are not unprepared for anything. At least you are ready to fail.

When you lose weight, you will find that your ugliness has nothing to do with losing weight.

Laughing girls always have more crow's feet than others.

I don't know what happiness is when I am in happiness? It's just that I am getting fat and becoming a pig. I still think my figure is OK.

People ask if you are in love? Just say no now. We can cover up the fact that we didn't have in the past.

The so-called growth is to hear the four words of rough seas, and can no longer associate with the sea.

Let hard work become a habit, water the future with sweat, and then dehydrate to death.

If a person returns to you in seconds, it only means that he is playing with his mobile phone.

It is also a betrayal of oneself. Some people become eldest sisters and some become young ladies.

I made a plan for the holiday, and only finished P after half the summer vacation because of the lan.

Everyone wants to go to heaven, but no one wants to die.

The one with wings may not be an angel, but a thunderbolt.

There is no trace of wings in the sky, unless you will lose hair when flying.

Even if the heavy rain overturns the whole city, the company still counts you as late.

Your sister is a good girl and has shared a lot for your mother.

In this final exam, I will tell you how many people there are in our grade.

Making girls cry is a terrible thing, and making boys cry is an explosive thing.

I feel that the most affectionate gaze in my life has been given to mobile phones.

The picture of my wife in my wallet is to remind myself how to lose the money in my wallet.

God didn't give me any great responsibility, so it still hurts my mind and bones.

I hope that some things can be solved by myself, not by myself, but by myself.

When God closes the door for you, he will also pinch your brain.

Some exams rely on strength, others rely on vision, and Nima, I rely on imagination!

I'd rather not talk and look like a fool than open my mouth to prove that I am.

If you use it skillfully, you can save 80% of your life.

I only have eyes for you, because your big face makes me unable to see others.

Life is like a tea table with cups on it.

You can't break a broken jar. You have to break it hard!

Nine out of ten things are unhappy in life, and the remaining twelve out of ten are extremely unhappy.

Secret love is that you build a castle for him in your heart, but he doesn't even want to enter the door.

There is no obstacle in life, only one obstacle after another.

Some people have a shiny surface, but in fact, the boat socks have slipped to the foot plate.

For the poor, if life is not tired, it is not called life!

If it is a blessing to suffer losses, I might have been as lucky as the East China Sea.

You will never know which of your friends will become the next WeChat business.

Most of the time, it is not work that consumes energy, but the people we meet at work.

If you can't get rich overnight, you can do it for two nights, and I can do it for three nights.

Just because I looked at you more in the crowd, you thought I would sit on your motorcycle.

I don't want to read, mainly because no one feeds cattle, pigs or sheep at home.

Where is the best place to see the scenery on National Day? The answer is, circle of friends.

When you know where you are going, the whole world is blocking you up.

Before he had time to flirt, he was pulled out.

Don't you fight? How do you know how incompetent you are.

Believe in yourself. You can't do what others can.

In fact, you are not useless. At least in summer, you can feed mosquitoes.

You are not walking on the road of Niu B, but still walking on the road of pretending to be forced.

I can row without oars, I can sail without direction, because my whole life depends on waves.

Please cherish those who have hurt you. After all, others are too lazy to hurt you.

If you can't accommodate me, it means that either your mind is too narrow or my personality is too great.

Give your dreams wings, you can't fly anywhere.

Go out and start your own business when you have less money to work for. It is guaranteed that you will lose all your money.

Whenever I find the key to success, I find someone has changed the lock cylinder

The non-toxic body carries the toxic vaccine. You taught me to be strong when I was young!

All those who complain about social injustice and system can only be translated into one sentence: please give me money, women and social status.

The non-toxic body carries the toxic vaccine. You taught me to be strong when I was young!

You are like my sunshine, which is dazzling.

My goal is to have a house at the age of 30, and now I am 30 years old.

What is terrible is not that others fool you today, but that they forget you.

In many cases, the face is not given by others, but lost by oneself.

The only way to relieve worries is to become rich.

If you know from afar that you are short of horsepower, you will see that people are ill advised over time.

Your smelly foot was bitten by a poisonous snake. After six hours of rescue, the snake finally came back.

Not because I'm cold, but because my hands are cold.

The man riding a white horse may not be a prince, but a monk from the Tang Dynasty!

In the morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and comforted myself that there was nothing wrong. There was something uglier than me.

People often say, don't leave youth blank, so I blacken it!

The world laughs at my madness. I laugh at how quickly the world can see it.

You think that the prodigal son will not change his money when he returns. In fact, the prodigal son may just go ashore slowly.

Do you think it's better to bow to life? Life is about getting you down on your knees.

Every time I cram temporarily, the Buddha always gives me a kick.

After the Double 11, I changed from a single to a single with heavy debts.

Many people like to make a mountain out of a molehill in life. In fact, it is really unnecessary to think about how to deal with a mountain out of a molehill.

Life is about ups and downs. At the end of the day, it will naturally jump twice.

Don't do today's work. If you die tomorrow, you can do it.

If you help a friend who needs money badly, he will surely remember you when he needs money next time.

The FLAG set up in those years has been deleted by myself, and no one remembers it anyway.

There is no indecision, not because of counseling.

It is only after suffering that we know that there is no bitterest, only more bitter.

In fact, you are not useless. At least in summer, you can feed mosquitoes.

Smile when encountering lightning, because it is the sky taking pictures of you.

Every day we should have new expectations, so that we can have new disappointments.

The only fair thing in the world is that we will all die.

I feel that the most affectionate gaze in my life has been given to mobile phones.

Whether it is a white hat or a black hat, it is not a good hat that will turn green.

Without you, the world will not turn. It will only turn faster and faster. After all, it is much lighter.

I always thought that I would step back, but I didn't expect to fall down.

You can't break a broken jar. You have to break it hard!

Every time you spend money, you say your wallet is dripping blood, but your wallet has lost too much blood and died.

After a long time of not opening QQ, I found that only Tencent News cared about you.

When there is no money, it is a curse to hear others say that they wish you a long life.

If you can't stand it, you can bear it again.

Life is short, and I'm fucking lazy.

It's said that it's raining in your city. I don't know if you have an umbrella. If you take this rain, it will be white.

The world is so big, you only watch in the circle of friends.

Women pretend to be in love by pretending to be in high tide, while men pretend to be in love by pretending to be in high tide.

If one day I disappear, even if my friends and lovers will not find me, the bank will also find me crazily.

Don't always be so narcissistic. Beautiful women look at you more because you are so ugly.

After lovelorn, cheer up. After all, there is another scum man waiting for you.

You work so hard every day and endure so much loneliness and pain. But I haven't seen how excellent you are!

If marriage is the tomb of love, the annual celebration of the anniversary of marriage is a tomb sweeping.

It's better to have a high vision when looking for a partner. You have to find an excuse because no one likes you.

The only fair thing in the world is that we will all die.

Becoming famous is like farting. It's not enough to make a noise, but it will be a long time.

You must laugh, or you won't know how many crow's feet you have.

Life will make you suffer for a while. After you get used to it, it will make you suffer for a lifetime.

Life is like a dream, I lose sleep, life is like a play, I help, life is like a song, I lose my tune.

You are a serious person. You help others conscientiously and try all the mistakes.

No one in the world can live without anyone. Even a fish can be roasted without water.

Although you learn slowly, you give up quickly.

Some things still need to be persisted, such as sleeping, especially when the alarm clock rings.

The mistress is a good thing. She took away the dog that doesn't love you.

I met my classmates in primary school yesterday. Unexpectedly, he did such a bad job. He only put a dollar into my bowl.

The picture of my wife in my wallet is to remind myself how to lose the money in my wallet.

The FLAG set up in those years has been deleted by myself, and no one remembers it anyway.

Don't talk about leaving everything to time. Time is too lazy to clean up your mess.

Rome wasn't built in a day. Three layers of belly wasn't built in a day.

As long as it is a stone, it will not shine anywhere.

It doesn't matter to be a little poor, but more than a little.

You can't do two points, neither can you do this, nor can you do that.

How touching it was at the beginning, there will be more than ten thousand disasters later.

We were very happy when we were young, because at that time we were not so ugly and poor.

The most brilliant smile in my life is probably dedicated to my mobile phone screen.

It's said that since you got neurotic, the whole person has become more energetic.

You can't break a broken jar. You have to break it hard!

There are more than eight or nine bad things in life.

He who covets small profits cannot achieve great things.

Secret love is that you build a castle for him in your heart, but he doesn't even want to enter the door.

Everything in the world can be done in a hurry, except for math problems.

After thinking about salary comparison, forget it. I don't want to live.

The so-called growth is to hear the four words of rough seas, and can no longer associate with the sea.

College students, you should know that learning is not necessarily rewarding, but you can certainly receive goods by cutting hands.

It doesn't matter if you are single. There will be a long time to be single in the future.

If money can't do something in the world, you can certainly do it with more money.

Seeing his back, he charmed thousands of troops and turned his head to frighten off millions of heroes.

Young and young leave home and return home, and learn a lot of Sao dialect.

The rich man's DINK is DINK, and the poor man's DINK is called having no children.

I want to go to the movies with my boyfriend. Is there anything interesting?

I used to live on my face, but I almost starved to death before giving up.

Don't think you can't insist on coming, you will insist on staying up late to play with your mobile phone.

Do you think you are Cinderella? Please don't dream, she is the daughter of the count.

Face hardships bravely. Those who can't kill you can only leave you disabled.

The worst is never just today, but also your future.

You feel lonely. It doesn't matter. You still have a mobile phone.

Nothing lasts forever, but you can.

April Fool's Day is just a chance for liars to tell the truth.

You have suffered the most serious injury when playing football. It was your girlfriend who went to the court to feed the opponent with water!

You feel lonely. It doesn't matter. You still have a mobile phone.

Wake up, this is not a funeral, but a normal performance of having no money and sex life.

The creditor is the one who will not abandon you even if you break your property.

The non-toxic body carries the toxic vaccine. You taught me to be strong when I was young!

As a typical failure, you are so successful.

Ask Qu to be so clear, only poison soup and live water come!

It's said that it's raining in your city. I don't know if you have an umbrella. If you take this rain, it will be white.

Shushan has its own way. It's your fault that you don't have a rich life.

Single hair loss and no money, running into the elderly.

For ugly people, it is cruel to look closely.

You can be an ox or a horse, but you should never be a Party B.

It is said that men become worse when they have money. I have been a good man for more than 30 years!

For people like you, even if you stick two words of Tuhao on your face, others will read them in reverse.

What is the biggest disgrace in life? I failed the exam after cheating.

It is said that men become worse when they have money. I have been a good man for more than 30 years!

Only after hard work can we know that the gap in IQ is insurmountable.

Sharing weal and woe, you don't accompany, who are you?

If girls don't work hard, they will be arrested and married, and they will have a second child.

Don't bring earphones when crossing the road. If you are hit by a car, the earphones will break down?

Intermittent reform, continuous mixed eating and death.

You must persist in doing anything, and you will always see the day of failure.

If everyone understands you, then you have to be ordinary!

Good looking bag for three thousand one nights, interesting soul wants car and room.

Don't ask me what to do if I fail. Say as if you have succeeded.

Your present life may not be what you want, but it is definitely your own.

Others worry about how to earn money, but I worry about how to spend money. How can twenty yuan be spent until the 10th of next month?

There is no hope to be a good man, but a bad man is not good at it.

The mistress is a good thing. She took away the dog that doesn't love you.

You used to be my sun, my whole world, and now you are just a ball.

I used to know nothing except reading, but now I know everything except reading.

Work, love and life are not smooth? Look in the mirror and you will understand many things.

I tried to disappear, but no one asked.

Sleep until your hand cramps, count your money until you wake up naturally.

Don't bow to fate easily, because when you bow, you will see fat.

If you are ugly, you should read more. Anyway, nothing else has anything to do with you.

Life is bound to give up some people, not you don't care, they don't care.

For people like you, even if you stick two words of Tuhao on your face, others will read them in reverse.

When you lose motivation to work, look at your bank card balance. Then you will find that work is useless.

Live a good life. Every day will bring a new blow.

Do you know why beauties are so unlucky since ancient times? Because nobody cares how long an ugly person lives.

A single man is called a single dog, while a single woman is called a dog ignore.

Please cherish those who have hurt you. After all, others are too lazy to hurt you.

Don't care what others think of you. If you care, others will not look up to you.

The idea of eating is that you should eat more if it tastes good, and eat more if it doesn't taste good.

Your sister is a good girl and has shared a lot for your mother.

You can be an ox or a horse, but you should never be a Party B.

Don't say you have nothing, you still have a debt.

After breaking through the bottleneck, we found that there were bottle caps.

Others use brand-name bags, while you can only use facial expression bags.

Even if it is salted fish, you are not the saltiest one.

If there is any truth in the world, it is deserved!

Love is a double-edged sword. One side cuts you very hard, and the other side also cuts you very hard.

Everything today is just a passing thing. You will be useless from tomorrow.

The ugly duckling can become a swan, not because he works hard, but because his parents are swans.

How can we meet a storm without experiencing wind and rain.

Where there is plenty of grass in the horizon, they all grow in other people's homes.

For the poor, if life is not tired, it is not called life!

Don't lose weight. You are ugly not only because you are fat.

The female ticket suddenly became thinner, most of which were air leaks.

If it is a blessing to suffer losses, I might have been as lucky as the East China Sea.

Some people are beautiful, some people are ugly, and you are so ugly.

They said that the network was fake, and I laughed, as if the reality was real.

I hate two kinds of people most when driving. One is the person who likes to jam, the other is the person who doesn't let me jam.

Last year, we set a target deposit of 30000 yuan, but this year, we still need 50000 yuan.

I usually talk to others to save face. If I hate you, I do it on purpose.

The non-toxic body carries the toxic vaccine. You taught me to be strong when I was young!

It's just money. It seems that no one lacks it.

If marriage is the tomb of love, the annual celebration of the anniversary of marriage is a tomb sweeping.

Welcome the God of Wealth on the fifth day of the first month. It's all about the rich. Go to bed.

From a distance, I saw the long hair fluttering. When I came closer, I saw the old monster in the crouching groove.

Is money really that important to you? I've been talking for more than three hours, and I haven't lowered a penny.

After experiencing a lot of hardships, others are happy after suffering, but you have just come after suffering.

When the salted fish turned over, it was still salted fish.

Life is not only the immediate pressure, but also the disaster behind it.

You feel lonely. It doesn't matter. You still have a mobile phone.

The girls nowadays are too outrageous. They can't see the career line even though their neckline is so low

Sometimes, as long as you make up your mind to do something, the world will hold you back.

It's good of you to leave, otherwise I will always be careful and you will stay for dinner.

The female ticket suddenly became thinner, most of which were air leaks.

It's better to have a high vision when looking for a partner. You have to find an excuse because no one likes you.

I had schizophrenia, but now we have recovered.

Your face is as rough as your life.

The real food can be regarded as moon cakes.

I always figure out a lot of things in the early morning and forget everything after dawn.

When I went to see the psychiatrist, the doctor said, "You are not depressed. You are really miserable.".

Although I learn slowly, I give up quickly!

The most beautiful words in the world are not that I love you, but that your tumor is benign!

It's said that it's raining in your city. I don't know if you have an umbrella. If you take this rain, it will be white.

People who are better than you are still working hard. What's the use of your efforts?

When others see you, they say you are a student, not because you look young, but because you wear dirt!

The boss who talks about money with you is a good man. He who talks about ideals with you doesn't want to give you money!

Nothing is happier than sleeping late, except getting up late.

I see two things in your eyes, one is sincerity, and the other is eyedropsy.

In fact, destiny doesn't like to joke with you. It really wants to kill you.

If you show respect to others, they will advance further.

The friendship between girls is like a plastic flower, which is fake but never withers.

Many times you don't force yourself, you don't know, you still have the ability to mess things up!

The meaning that poverty cannot be removed is that if you are poor, stay at home and don't go anywhere.

If you don't marry and I don't marry ten years later, that's too sad!

Playing mahjong is three times short of one, and fighting landlords is two times short of one. Why do I still need one when I'm in love?

I used to be so young, but now I'm so young.

Poverty has limited me so much, why not limit my weight?

If you are all right, it's OK~

Life is short, and I'm fucking lazy.

Although I earn less, I save more. Yesterday Ferrari saved more than two million yuan.

Now the tears are all the water in my head.

There is a long way to go. I will ask for help.

Go to bed early, because the person you like has already fallen asleep with others.

I really want to sell my house and travel around the world, but the landlord doesn't agree.

I want to live in your heart, only to find that it is a community with many neighbors.

Soul chicken soup is a small dish for people who are used to eating abalone, shark's fin and belly. Does the loser think that drinking a bowl of chicken soup will improve nutrition in an all-round way?

If you don't give up one second, you will be even more desperate next time.

Don't care about the current low. There is still a long way to go in the future.

I find that I can coax girls to sleep. As soon as I send a message, the girl will say I am going to sleep.

Some things or people can't be solved with money. You have to have a lot of money.

Time will save you enough disappointment and tell you not to thank you.

Although my money didn't come from the gale, it seems to have been blown away by the gale.

Is money really that important to you? I've been talking for more than three hours, and I haven't lowered a penny.

Even if it is salted fish, you are not the saltiest one.

I am a fish with pickled cabbage, which is both sour and vegetable.

If it is a blessing to suffer losses, I might have been as lucky as the East China Sea.

Poverty has limited me so much, why not limit my weight?

If you use it skillfully, you can save 80% of your life.

If life deceives you, don't be sad or anxious. Life will continue to deceive you.

Those who have really worked hard know that the gap in IQ is insurmountable.

Although those rich people look beautiful on the surface, in fact, they are more beautiful in private.

The only thing more terrible than loneliness is being known that you are lonely.

If the deposit is negative, the house is rented, there is a bicycle, and it is shared.

In fact, confession may not be a good thing, because it looks like a black hand.

Suddenly, I found that the first thing to get up is to touch the phone, and the last thing to put down the phone before going to bed.

People of the older generation often tell us to eat more bitterness when we are young, so that we can get used to it when we are old!

Before he had time to flirt, he was pulled out.

Entrepreneurship requires a sense of calm, because it always goes up and down.

In order to prevent me from spending money indiscriminately this month, I spent all my money in advance.

When I make friends, I never care whether he has money or not. Anyway, he is not as poor as me.

People who have ulterior motives for you, after all, are also intentions.

In fact, confession may not be a good thing, because it looks like a black hand.

Love you is not two or three days, but a day without love.

Don't ask me what to do if I fail. Say as if you have succeeded.

When I take off my clothes, I am an animal. When I put on my clothes, I am an animal dressed in clothes.

I have a dream, just a dream.

Some things are not that I don't care, but that I care, what can I do?

Failure is the mother of success, but it is a pity that success is unrecognizable.

Sometimes, as long as you make up your mind to do something, the world will hold you back.

Life is not only the immediate pressure, but also the disaster behind it.

The meaning that poverty cannot be removed is that if you are poor, stay at home and don't go anywhere.

Why do girls have to compete with each other? After decades, they will all dance square dance together.

When leaders are in a meeting, we should keep quiet. It is impolite to disturb others to sleep.

As long as it is a stone, it will not shine anywhere.

My hobbies are divided into dynamic and static. Dynamic means turning over, while static means sleeping.

People who are better than you are still working hard. What's the use of your efforts?

You can't break a broken jar. You have to break it hard!

It is said that falling in love will affect learning. Does learning not affect falling in love?

He likes your plain face, which must be beautiful.

I'm not afraid to become a person I hate. I'm afraid I can't live up to them.

Don't worry, everything is the worst arrangement.

Escape can't solve the problem. You can't solve it without escaping.

You are just a sugar cane man. It's sweet at the beginning, but it's full of slag in the back.

Opportunities are reserved for those who are prepared. Those who have no opportunities should not prepare blindly.

Go out more while you are young, or you won't know how good it is to stay at home.

Don't say it's love at first sight, but it's just love at first sight.

There is no obstacle in life, just because you have short legs.

A fierce look at you is not good. A careful look is better than a fierce look.

Put wings on your dream. Although it may not fly far, it must fall heavily.

Gui is not the defect of iPhone, poor is your defect.

Don't bother those who don't return your message for a long time each time. Just delete your friends.

Your beauty is invisible to others, and your ugliness is clear at a glance.

All roads lead to Rome, and each has a toll station.

Everyone else has a background, but I only have my back.

You will never know which of your friends will become the next WeChat business.

Can you be sincere to me? Certainly. I really don't like you.

Believe if you believe, or not, and return the whole WeChat.

A horse never stops its hooves, and you never stop its mouth.

As long as I work hard, nothing is impossible for me.

There is no trace of wings in the sky, unless you will lose hair when flying.

You can't have it both ways, but you can be poor and ugly.

You haven't viewed the world. Where does your world view come from?

I don't know whether it is the love of others that is too easy or my own words are too hard.

When the salted fish has a dream, it will become a salted fish with a dream.

Say "You are great" to the mirror every day. Soon, the mirror will become a great mirror.

It's love at first sight. It's obviously because of color; Longevity is just a matter of weighing the advantages and disadvantages; Even the old age is due to habit.

Rich people are worried about too much tax, and you will only feel that you don't have enough sleep!

The present era, not belongs to the post-00s, but belongs to the thick skinned!

The world is so big, I want to see where it is convenient to beg!

With a bullshit attitude, face the fucking life.

Is money really that important to you? I've been talking for more than three hours, and I haven't lowered a penny.

It's not that the road is rough, but that you can't.

Let hard work become a habit, water the future with sweat, and then dehydrate to death.

Some people appear in your life to tell you how deceitful you are!

Whenever I find the key to success, I find someone has changed the lock cylinder

The broadest in the world is the sea, the sky is wider than the sea, and the examination scope is wider than the sky.

Those who have really worked hard know that the gap in IQ is insurmountable.

I used to go to school to make money, but now I work to make money.

As long as it is a stone, it will not shine anywhere.

I used to live on my face, but then I almost starved to death

Don't panic to accept failure, but feel it slowly.

Don't think the world has abandoned you. The world has no time to answer you!

I ate it quietly, just as I became fat quietly.

I changed her from a girl to a woman, and she changed me from a boy to a poor man.

It is too noisy to wake up during the day and too quiet to sleep at night.

In this final exam, I will tell you how many people there are in our grade.

Don't panic to accept failure, but feel it slowly.

A lazy crowd wears small clothes, and their salary is naturally cool.

Congratulations on another day. You won a prize. Another day.

You must persist in doing anything, and you will always see the day of failure.

What are you kicking me for?

Rome wasn't built in a day, but it's not difficult to empty your wallet.

You don't know how to arrange your life. There will be many people who will help you arrange what they need you to do.

Failure is not terrible. What is terrible is that you still believe this sentence.

Opportunities are reserved for those who are prepared. Those who have no opportunities should not prepare blindly.

I heard that you are not as good as me, so I'm relieved.

You can't buy happiness with money, because you have no money at all.

If you think from the perspective of others, one day you will find that you have lost yourself.

When I was young, I thought money was everything, but now I know it when I am old.

You are a serious person. You help others conscientiously and try all the mistakes.

Be still as if paralyzed, and move as if epileptic.

The real food can be regarded as moon cakes.

Please believe me, every word I say is nonsense!

I have a dream, just a dream.

The girls nowadays are so outrageous. They can't see the career line even though their neckline is so low

The level of English in primary schools has become more and more inadequate.

When you fall, there are thousands of people who can replace you.

I don't want to be stabbed in two directions, but I am often stabbed in two directions.

Who says you don't like sports? You can not only play football, but also play very well.

When leaders are in a meeting, we should keep quiet. It is impolite to disturb others to sleep.

After learning many skills, I finally found that the most useful skill is to be open-minded!

I am born to be useful. The premise is that you must be born.

Even if you charge for two hours, no one will talk to you for five minutes.

It doesn't take much courage to leave home, but to go home.

Don't you fight? How do you know how incompetent you are.

The boss said that as long as we work hard, he can change Maserati next year.

Give your dreams wings, you can't fly anywhere.

You are just a potato silk. You are dirt, funny and loser.

Don't be depressed anymore, kid. You should be as lively and cheerful as a psychopath.

What does your partner call you? My partner told me to go away.

What's wrong with you? You have to get sick in bed!

Life polishes your edges and corners to make you roll farther.

In fact, you are not ugly, but you are not obviously beautiful.

I don't want to be stabbed in two directions, but I am often stabbed in two directions.

There are two kinds of results when a woman is forced to kiss to express her feelings, one is "pa pa pa", the other is "pa pa pa". This is the gap between Loser and Gao Fushai.

I don't want to be stabbed in two directions, but I am often stabbed in two directions.

Your plan is like a snack. After eating it, it will be a fart.

Life will make you suffer for a while. After you get used to it, it will make you suffer for a lifetime.

He dreamed of walking around with his sword, but cancelled the original plan because he was too fat.

Choice is more important than hard work, so I choose not to work hard.

In fact, many life problems can be solved without shame.

You give grass a little love, grass also gives you a green!

I don't even know a few famous brands. Sometimes, I don't know that others are showing off their wealth.

In fact, life ends after a certain node, and everyone is just waiting for the eggs.

It is only after suffering that we know that there is no bitterest, only more bitter.

People need to work hard. After you work hard, you will find that you are really ordinary.

According to analysis, the root cause of extramarital love is marriage.

Is there any good way to relieve the heat in dog days? The salary is naturally cool.

Put wings on your dream. Although it may not fly far, it must fall heavily.

When you need help most, only ghosts will help you.

When the salted fish turned over, it was still salted fish.

Boy, how about being short? Raise your head and let them know that you are not only short, but also ugly!

If you have something to tell me, I can't solve it anyway.

Don't panic to accept failure, but feel it slowly.

From a distance, I saw the long hair fluttering. When I came closer, I saw the old monster in the crouching groove.

Those who are good-looking are called foodies. Those who are not good-looking are called losers!

Whenever I take a brave step, God will timely and generously pave the way for me to go downhill.

What are you kicking me for?

The boss said that as long as we work hard, he can change Maserati next year.

If you live well, how can I sleep.

You can't have it both ways, but you can be poor and ugly.

Who said money can't buy time? The network administrator will continue for another two hours.

It doesn't matter if you are ugly. Let others know with your words and manners that you are still a person without connotation.

A single man is called a single dog, while a single woman is called a dog ignore.

Sister, you take the bow, brother, I walk on the shore. 99% of this sentence is sung.

If you can't compete with others, you can't compete with others. What can you do on Singles Day.

Don't talk about leaving everything to time. Time is too lazy to clean up your mess.

What good habits have you adhered to in order to become beautiful? Insist on beauty.

I really envy your skin. How can you maintain it so thick?

Most of the time, it is not work that consumes energy, but the people we meet at work.

It doesn't matter to be a little poor, but more than a little.

Although I can't go on a trip, I have a physique of being fat.

Life is about ups and downs. At the end of the day, it will naturally jump twice.

Good looking skin bag reality split, interesting soul spirit derailment?.

When a relative asked me about my grades, I asked him about his year-end bonus.

Although you look tired when you move bricks, you look really handsome when you pay.

My social phobia mainly comes from low income.

The man riding a white horse may not be a prince, but a monk from the Tang Dynasty!

Growth is the process of turning your crying into silence.

It's better to have a high vision when looking for a partner. You have to find an excuse because no one likes you.

You are never lonely, because you don't want to make friends with you even when you are lonely.

The worst is never just today, but also your future.

This life is so hard. Don't fight too hard. The next life will be even harder.

It's better to have a high vision when looking for a partner. You have to find an excuse because no one likes you.

Just because I looked at you more in the crowd, you thought I would sit on your motorcycle.

Give your dreams wings, you can't fly anywhere.

Brother listened to my advice, and the game can be played again without it, and the daughter-in-law can play all the time without it.

I made a plan for the holiday, and only finished P after half the summer vacation because of the lan.

Stealing one person's idea is plagiarism, and stealing many people's idea is research.

If you don't do useless things, why should you spend your life?

The aunt who spread pancakes said that she earned thirty thousand yuan a month, and you are not short of an egg.

If you rob a bank, no matter success or failure, you will not have to work in the next ten years.

Although my money didn't come from the gale, it seems to have been blown away by the gale.

Talking about money hurts feelings, talking about feelings hurts money.

I wish to win a common heart, so as not to make old blind dates.

Don't say sorry to me, because I can neither forgive you nor stab you to death.

When I think of you, my ugly face smiles.

The child is either stupid or has a wrong way of learning. Isn't it stupid to find wrong learning methods?

My lover is an unparalleled hero. One day he will step on colorful clouds to marry others.

Life is still interesting. After all, every day I want to die for different reasons.

If others show their legs, they are beautiful. If you show your legs, you want to be hated.

Don't bring earphones when crossing the road. If you are hit by a car, the earphones will break down?

Beauty fades, but folly lasts~

God sprinkles wisdom on the world, but you have an umbrella.

You have to work hard to live, because only by working hard can you know that you really can't do it.

People have been looking for success all their lives, but more often, what they find is success!

Have you ever thought about May 4th Youth Day and June 1st Children's Day? There are only 38 festivals left for you.

The ugly duckling can become a swan, not because he works hard, but because his parents are swans.

There was no chicken soup in the world. When the chicken died, it was made into chicken soup.

How many more tomorrow and tomorrow! Since there are so many, we might as well delay.

Don't panic to accept failure, but feel it slowly.

You don't have nothing. You are still sick.

When quarreling with an object, don't investigate the cause of the quarrel first, but find out how he is emboldened.

Only when you ask for leave and deduct your salary can you feel your salary is high.

After everyone's patient persuasion, I finally accepted the fact that I was a fool.

If the deposit is negative, the house is rented, there is a bicycle, and it is shared.

Good birth is for success, and you are for survival.

Others are always shining gold, and you will spend it.

The difference between you and Xueba is that all your flashes of inspiration are his basic questions.

Fortunately, you didn't wash your hair last year. Otherwise, you didn't even have oil in cooking this year.

Since childhood, I like to stand on my own, for example, relying on my own skill list.

Don't bow your head and your cuckold will fall off. Don't cry and Lao Wang will laugh.

You don't have nothing. You are still sick.

The rich get married, but the poor witness it.

Forget the past unhappy, because the future will be more unhappy.

There are many ways to destroy friendship. The most thorough one is to borrow money and not return it.

May you have wine, meat and girls in the future. Girls are ugly.

Nine out of ten things are unhappy in life, and the rest are even more unhappy!

The premise of being cute is cute, not stupid.

Insomnia and sleeplessness may be because your mobile phone still has electricity.

Don't set your bank card password as your girlfriend's birthday, or you will always have more trouble.

I feel that the most affectionate gaze in my life has been given to mobile phones.

Heart is higher than sky, life is thinner than paper.

You have suffered the most serious injury when playing football. It was your girlfriend who went to the court to feed the opponent with water!

My biggest shortcoming is that I lack money.

Good looking bags have nothing to do with you. You don't have interesting souls.

As long as you choose the right direction in life, you will succeed easily. Let's congratulate you on the easy way.

It is too noisy to wake up during the day and too quiet to sleep at night.

Don't be angry if you can't be angry, don't swear if you can't be angry, and do it directly if you can.

Just because I looked at you more in the crowd, you thought I would sit on your motorcycle.

A horse never stops its hooves, and you never stop its mouth.

Your complicated facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

Those who look good may not be good people, but may be fraud groups.

Most people lie for the first time in life, starting from writing a composition.

Nothing lasts forever, but you can.

If a person is good, he can do every line, every line, every line.

Talking about money hurts feelings, talking about feelings hurts money.

Do you know the difference between investment and speculation? One is Mandarin, the other is Cantonese.

Life is not just a temporary muddle, but also an ex's wedding invitation, so it is very important to pull black.

Don't talk about leaving everything to time. Time is too lazy to clean up your mess.

To lose weight, you want to insist, but insist on not wanting you.

I miss you so much. The first sentence is false, and the second sentence is also false.

When others see you, they say you are a student, not because you look young, but because you wear dirt!

Failure is not terrible. What is terrible is that you still believe this sentence.

God sprinkles wisdom on the world, but you have an umbrella.

I lay on the bed looking at the ceiling, thinking about the ceiling of my work, just the floor of others.

Maybe fate is holding your throat, just let you eat less.

Women conquer men with silk stockings, and men conquer banks with silk stockings.

This year is the worst year in the past decade. The good news is that this year is the best year in the next decade.

In the last month, there were always thirty days of bad luck.

Others' life is full of stories, while mine is full of accidents.

A single man is called a single dog, while a single woman is called a dog ignore.

Go out and start your own business when you have less money to work for. It is guaranteed that you will lose all your money.

I have a strong desire to learn. Fortunately, my self-control is strong and I am under pressure.

If I didn't have the ability to comfort myself, I really couldn't live now.

Those who are good-looking can only be called foodies, while those who are not good-looking can only be called losers.

When others pick up girls after work, you meet them after work.

Suddenly, I found that the first thing to get up is to touch the phone, and the last thing to put down the phone before going to bed.

If you are destined to meet thousands of miles away, you can also save money if you are not.

You look serious, just like the film on the overpass.

Time is like a chest. When you squeeze, you have it. When you lie down, you have it.

When you lose motivation to work, look at your bank card balance. Then you will find that work is useless.

I hope that some things can be solved by myself, not by myself, but by myself.

The time has come for all contradictions to be resolved with the words "celebrate the New Year".

It is also a betrayal of oneself. Some people become eldest sisters and some become young ladies.

How can we meet a storm without experiencing wind and rain.

You are sleepy every day because you are trapped by life.

In the face of difficulties, stick to it for a while, and you will get used to it.

Life is like a tea table with cups on it.

People ask if you are in love? Just say no now. We can cover up the fact that we didn't have in the past.

You are not choosing to be difficult, you are just poor.

I never hold grudges. I usually take revenge on the spot.

Why do you want to sleep at school? Because school is where dreams begin.

Your present life may not be what you want, but it is definitely your own.

If you lend money to your friend, he will surely remember you when he is short of money next time.

After experiencing a lot of hardships, others are happy after suffering, but you have just come after suffering.

The reason for being single so far is that it is difficult to start with acquaintances and to speak with strangers.

When I left my hometown, the villagers never had a drink from a well.

I see two things in your eyes, one is sincerity, and the other is eyedropsy.

You look serious, just like the film on the overpass.

Once a dreamer, now there is no dream, only homesick.

I have never asked anyone in my life, only the area of the shadow.

I go to work just to make money. Don't talk about your ideal with me. My ideal is not to go to work.

After nine years of hard work, I finally made up the down payment for the house I sold that year.

Time is money. Am I wasting time? No, I'm just showing off my wealth!

It's not sweet to try to turn things around, but it can quench your thirst!

When you feel ugly and poor, don't be sad, at least your judgment is correct.

If we don't owe each other, how can we meet again.

The reason for being single so far is that it is difficult to start with acquaintances and to speak with strangers.

Snow White explained that no matter how nice the seven little losers are to her, they can't be as good as a kiss from Gao Fushuai.

Everyone else has a background, but I only have my back.

I thought we could go to the end together. Who knows, you will take a taxi after two steps.

Give up this word, it is easier to say, but easier to do.

Adults are not picky eaters. They will say that I am allergic to this.

Only a liar in the world is sincere, because he is really lying to you.

It's funny when someone smiles.

Early to bed and early to rise is good for health, but late to bed and late to rise is really good for mood.

56 nationalities, 55 extra points.

Tetris teaches us that if you get along with others, you will disappear.

You can't buy happiness with money, because you have no money at all.

Don't do today's work. If you die tomorrow, you can do it.

If eating fish can boost your brain, you should eat at least one whale.

When you are too old to walk, I will use a wheelchair to push you to the square every day and let you watch me dance with other old men.

An iron pestle can be ground into a needle, but a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. It's no use trying harder if the materials are wrong.

I looked for her thousands of times. When I looked back, that person still ignored me.

There are more than eight or nine bad things in life.

A real warrior dares to face the balance on the bank card and the number on the scale.

Don't feel that you have reached a low point at a young age, and you still have a lot of room for decline.

I heard you had a bad time. I squatted at the door and laughed all day.

After the Double 11, I changed from a single to a single with heavy debts.

Mass blessings and single digit red envelopes are soulless.

It doesn't matter that you are short and poor now. You should believe that one day you will become short and poor

You have gained a lot of money, but also lost a lot of things, such as worry.

No matter how good your makeup is, it can't cover your ugly after removing it.

Don't lose heart. There are as many beautiful girls as there are stars in the sky, but you can't see them.

Put wings on your dream. Although it may not fly far, it must fall heavily!

I tried to be an interesting person, but later I ran away and became a teaser.

Rich people are worried about too much tax, and you will only feel that you don't have enough sleep!

Who said you don't have perseverance? Don't you insist on being single for decades?

Someone saved your number to call you. I'm different. I don't want to answer it.

You can't afford a beautiful bag, and interesting souls can't afford you.

When you play with your mobile phone for a long time, you should rest your eyes and look out of the window to think about why you are so poor.

Without you, the world will not turn. It will only turn faster and faster. After all, it is much lighter.

The reason why you drink chicken soup is that the meat is eaten up by others.

In one's life, three days are destined to rely on hard work for seven points, and the rest 90 points depend on parents.

The only way to relieve worries is to become rich.

This year is the worst year in the past decade. The good news is that this year is the best year in the next decade.

How old can you accept love? As long as they are good-looking, they can last for five thousand years.

No matter how good your makeup is, it can't cover your ugly after removing it.

Do you think you are Cinderella? Please don't dream, she is the daughter of the count.

Brother listened to my advice, and the game can be played again without it, and the daughter-in-law can play all the time without it.

Gui is not the defect of iPhone, poor is your defect.

As a typical failure, you are so successful.

Although I don't care about you at ordinary times, in fact, I secretly expect you to have an accident every day!

Some things are not a knot, but a scar.

Ugly Why? I can't see it myself. It's you who are disgusting!

It's not sweet to try to turn things around, but it can quench your thirst!

I believe you will not be knocked down by life, because your weight exceeds life's expectations.

Who says I can't play musical instruments? I'm good at quitting.

Go out and start your own business when you have less money to work for. It is guaranteed that you will lose all your money.

You say you are ugly. I think you are not only ugly, but also telling the truth.

Please cherish those who have hurt you. After all, others are too lazy to hurt you.

Welcome the God of Wealth on the fifth day of the first month. It's all about the rich. Go to bed.

What I have thought about is illusion, but I have no future if I do it seriously.

My head is not empty. I am the person who wants to make great achievements, but the chaos is just beginning.

I'm afraid that you will be mediocre in your life and comfort yourself that you are ordinary and valuable.

I just want to talk to you about the past, but you ask me if I want to buy it.

What do you like about me? I like you to stay away from me.

When I was young, I was taught not to spend money indiscriminately. When I grew up, I found out how to spend money indiscriminately without money at all?

You are like my sunshine, which is dazzling.

According to analysis, the root cause of extramarital love is marriage.

You are not so insecure, because no money is the safest.

Don't be too confident. You may trust the wrong person.

Some things are not that I don't care, but that I care, what can I do?

I want to know you again, starting with your name. What's your name?

Three hundred and sixty lines lead to bugs.

It's not that people make fun of you, but that you are the joke itself!

Life is not only about the present, but also about the poems that can't be read and the distance that can't be reached.

I met my classmates in primary school yesterday. Unexpectedly, he did such a bad job. He only put a dollar into my bowl.

No one can make you give up your dream. If you try it yourself, you will give up.

Do you want to thin into a lightning bolt? The average width of lightning bolt is five meters.

I know it's wrong to waste time, but it's really enjoyable.

If people have no dreams, what's the difference between carefree and carefree?

Your vision is not limited to your living environment, but also to your vision.

We have an unprecedented understanding, and suddenly you ignore me and I ignore you.

Your lover is an unparalleled hero. He rides colorful auspicious clouds to eat chicken in Internet cafes every day.

When you see others on their way to success, ask yourself if you don't want to be a stumbling block on their way to success?

Where is the best place to see the scenery on National Day? The answer is, circle of friends.

Single hair loss and no money, running into the elderly.

Even if you charge for two hours, no one will talk to you for five minutes.

What's wrong with you? You have to get sick in bed!

If a person returns to you in seconds, it only means that he is playing with his mobile phone.

I also want to be an elegant lady. It is life that has forced my mother into a shrew.

I hate two kinds of people most when driving. One is the person who likes to jam, the other is the person who doesn't let me jam.

Don't be angry if you can't be angry, don't swear if you can't be angry, and do it directly if you can.

Women who are happy with themselves are tolerant, men who are happy with themselves are poor!

When quarreling with an object, don't investigate the cause of the quarrel first, but find out how he is emboldened.

Don't look down on anyone easily. Even killing Matt has more hair than you.

Some things or people can't be solved with money. You have to have a lot of money.

It will take you 3 hours to get up and do what you can do in 3 minutes.

What are you kicking me for?

The ugly duckling can become a swan, not because he works hard, but because his parents are swans.

My goal is to have a house at the age of 30, and now I am 30 years old.

If you think you are busy every day, it must be your illusion. Dogs must be less busy than you.

Poetry and the distance are getting dirtier and dirtier, and dreams are becoming more and more silly!

Women conquer men with silk stockings, and men conquer banks with silk stockings.

Don't be depressed anymore, kid. You should be as lively and cheerful as a psychopath.

Rome wasn't built in a day. Three layers of belly wasn't built in a day.

It's good of you to leave. Otherwise, I always worry that you will stay for dinner.

When others see you, they say you are a student, not because you look young, but because you wear dirt!

The difference between you and Xueba is that all your flashes of inspiration are his basic questions.

Someone saved your number to call you. I'm different. I don't want to answer it.

Maybe sleep is the real form of human activity. No wonder I always can't wake up.

The moon represents my heart, pitted and cold?

Many times I felt I couldn't hold on, and then I gave up.

If you think you are busy every day, it must be your illusion. Dogs must be less busy than you.

Enter the elder friend circle to learn the latest rumors.

Work hard if you are poor! If you don't work hard, how can you be in debt.

I usually talk to others to save face. If I hate you, I do it on purpose.

It doesn't matter who you are. What matters is what you want to do when you break into my life?

I have reached the legal age for marriage. When I went to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get the certificate, did my wife bring it or wait for them to send it?

Don't put yourself too high, or you will not come down.

I made a very risky investment. If I succeed, I can earn several hundred million yuan. If I fail, I will lose my money.

When I went to see the psychiatrist, the doctor said, "You are not depressed. You are really miserable.".

You are not walking on the road of Niu B, but still walking on the road of pretending to be forced.

Come to me when you have no money. Let me tell you how to live without money.

Generally, there is no love around the corner, only beggars.

What can you do to lower your dignity? Copy homework.

How old can you accept love? As long as they are good-looking, they can last for five thousand years.

There is no end to learning.

As long as you choose the right direction in life, you will succeed easily. Let's congratulate you on the easy way.

The three steps of encountering difficulties, face it and deal with it, and abandon it.

Only after hard work can we know that the gap in IQ is insurmountable.

Although you can no longer grow tall, you can continue to gain weight.

If you look the same as the selfie, why don't you have a boyfriend.

As long as you persevere, those who laugh at you will be laughed to death sooner or later.

Don't wait until tomorrow to hand in the job, and then find an excuse. Today, find a good one.

Why are people called human beings? Because people are tired when they are alive.

Sir, the money on your card is not enough

If you can't get rich overnight, you can do it for two nights, and I can do it for three nights.

Life is not only the immediate pressure, but also the disaster behind it.

Others don't know whether you are good or not. Others can only see that you are short, fat and poor.

You are just a potato silk. You are dirt, funny and loser.

The best you can do is not as good as others.

After experiencing a lot of hardships, others are happy after suffering, but you have just come after suffering.

The world is so big, I feel so unlucky to know you.

Do you know why God is jealous of talents? Because nobody cares how long the fool lives.

There are more than eight or nine bad things in life.

Don't put yourself too high, or you will not come down.

In order to prevent me from spending money indiscriminately this month, I spent all my money in advance.

There is a lot of rain these two days. If it rains, remember to take an umbrella, or your head will get water easily.

Face hardships bravely. Those who can't kill you can only leave you disabled.

Today's young people want to sleep at all times except when they don't want to sleep.

If you are destined to meet thousands of miles away, you can also save money if you are not.

I will see the parents of the other party tomorrow. I'm so nervous. After all, I beat their children first.

It's not shameful to sell your soul. What's shameful is that you didn't get a good price.

In winter, places outside the bed are far away, places out of reach are from other places, and going to the toilet is a business trip.

The most devastating thing in the exam is to see a question, vaguely remember the teacher said, but clearly remember that I did not listen.

I like small animals very much. In any case, I have them all at once.

If one day I disappear, even if my friends and lovers will not find me, the bank will also find me crazily.

People who can afford to eat bird's nest have good skin.

Thought has given us too much freedom, and we are dragging thoughts down!

You are in my heart, just like the stars in the sky.

Love really needs courage to accept, no one loves again and again.

Only age and fat can get something for nothing.

Rich people are close to me, rich people are far away from me!

At least in the summer, you are half as rich as you can be.

Your beauty is invisible to others, and your ugliness is clear at a glance.

Your complicated facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

Only when there is a long line at the station can you really realize that you are the descendant of the dragon.

When I woke up in the morning, I thought I had grown up. It turned out that the quilt was covered

I always thought that I would step back, but I didn't expect to fall down.

Every time I look at the poor travel log, I feel that if I am poor, I should not go out to surf.

Difficulties are like springs. If you are weak, they will be strong. If you are strong, they will be stronger.

Although I am indifferent to you at ordinary times, I actually said a lot of bad things about you behind my back.

God closed the door for you, and then went to wash and sleep.

Far away, in addition to the unknown, there is despair.

It doesn't take much courage to leave home, but to go home.

I don't know that firewood and rice are expensive if I'm not in charge, and I don't know I'm fat if I don't take photos.

People ask if you are in love? Just say no now. We can cover up the fact that we didn't have in the past.

Don't always scold iron for not making steel. You forget that iron can't make steel.

In fact, many life problems can be solved without shame.

With a lofty ambition, you can't bind a chicken with your hands.

If I didn't have the ability to comfort myself, I really couldn't live now.

The rich get married, but the poor witness it.

The loss of traditional culture is serious. Ancient women can make poems right, but modern women can only make mistakes if they fail.

You can't have it both ways, but you can be poor and ugly.

Love really needs courage to accept, no one loves again and again.

You said that ice is sleeping water, but I only remember the sigh that farts are excrement.

When can I withdraw the money in my mind.

What can you do to lower your dignity? Copy homework.

Poverty is not a state, but a normal state.

Have you ever thought about May 4th Youth Day and June 1st Children's Day? There are only 38 festivals left for you.

I was poor before I was 38, but I will get used to it later!

The difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, while people sometimes are not people.

Please don't call me a homestead girl, please call me Madame Curie.

Sometimes, as long as you make up your mind to do something, the world will hold you back.

Young people should not always think about taking shortcuts. Strong parents are the absolute principle.

If friends come from afar, they will be punished.

If Cinderella's shoes fit, they would not fall off. If the prince really loved Cinderella, he would not even know the girl who had danced with him all night.

If you show respect to others, they will advance further.

I want to have puppy love, but it's too late

Squat down and touch your own shadow. I'm sorry, you've been wronged by following me.

The only thing more terrible than loneliness is being known that you are lonely.

There are no secret admirers, but there are many people who want to assassinate.

If a person is good, he can do every line, every line, every line.

After experiencing a lot of hardships, others are happy after suffering, but you have just come after suffering.

Early to bed and early to rise is good for health, but late to bed and late to rise is really good for mood.

There is no end to learning.

At present, the most reliable way to get rich is that your house is demolished.

Some things or people can't be solved with money. You have to have a lot of money.

Now the tears are all the water in my head.

Whenever I take a brave step, God will timely and generously pave the way for me to go downhill.

It's said that the Ghost Gate is about to open in July. You are not alone at all.

Why are people called human beings? Because people are tired when they are alive.

Those who can't go back are called hometown.

Wake up, this is not a funeral, but a normal performance of having no money and sex life.

What does your partner call you? My partner told me to go away.

Tetris teaches us that if you get along with others, you will disappear.

Have you ever thought about May 4th Youth Day and June 1st Children's Day? There are only 38 festivals left for you.

It is not difficult to be a good man for one day, but it is difficult to be a rich man for a lifetime.

I have never asked anyone in my life, only the area of the shadow.

Ask Qu to be so clear, only poison soup and live water come!

The person who gives you a thumbs up may not be praising you, but may be aiming at you with a gun.

My biggest shortcoming is that I lack money.

Give your dreams wings, you can't fly anywhere.

Talking about money hurts feelings, talking about feelings hurts money.

There is nothing in the world that money can't solve. If there is, it's your lack of money.

Give your favorite girl a lipstick. At least she has your sense of participation when kissing others.

People need to work hard. After you work hard, you will find that you are really ordinary.

Of course, money can't buy you happiness, but money will make you happy.

A girl who likes to laugh is not too unlucky, but can a girl who is unlucky still laugh?

Intermittent complacency, continuous mixed eating and death.

Love really needs courage to accept, no one loves again and again.

I never think about when I can succeed. Since I have chosen to be far away, it is still far away.

Be still as if paralyzed, and move as if epileptic.

If you fall, then find a comfortable position to lie down.

If there is no pursuit in life, then how easy it should be

When you become good enough, you realize that she just doesn't like you.

You are not incompetent, you just have no right to choose.

If two people quarrel, beating him can't solve the problem, but it can relieve anger.

There are no secret admirers, but there are many people who want to assassinate.

When I eat dirt, I feel that beggars are happier than me.

Without you, the world will not turn. It will only turn faster and faster. After all, it is much lighter.

Why do you want to sleep at school? Because school is where dreams begin.

Time is a butcher's knife, but he has no way to get ugly people.

Empress Wu has proved that success has nothing to do with gender, and you have proved that success has nothing to do with you.

It doesn't matter to be a little poor, but more than a little.

Although I earn less, I save more. Yesterday Ferrari saved more than two million yuan.

I looked for her thousands of times. When I looked back, that person still ignored me.

I don't swear because I have strong practical ability.