Most people lie for the first time in life, starting from writing a composition.

These days, some people live by their faces, while others live by their shamelessness.

I looked for her thousands of times. When I looked back, that person still ignored me.

Opportunities are reserved for those who are prepared. Those who have no opportunities should not prepare blindly.

If others work hard, they will succeed. If you work hard, you will have a meal.

You can't have both fish and bear's paw, but you can be single and poor!

Nine out of ten people are unhappy in life. They have never met one or two people.

It doesn't take much courage to leave home, but to go home.

It takes ten minutes to listen to you.

Don't care what others think of you. If you care, others will not look up to you.

What is terrible is not that others fool you today, but that they forget you.

As long as you don't cheat, money is really omnipotent.

Your sister is a good girl and has shared a lot for your mother.

Good looking bags have nothing to do with you. You don't have interesting souls.

Although life is rough, I never yield to fate! I usually bend my knees directly, Orz.

You can't have it both ways, but you can be poor and ugly.

Single hair loss and no money, running into the elderly.

Everything in the world can be done in a hurry, except for math problems.

You can't do two points, neither can you do this, nor can you do that.

You still have to have dreams. Otherwise, when you drink too much, what do you talk to people about?

Learning without thinking is labor lost; thinking without learning is perilous. Don't think or learn online loan.

The boss said that as long as we work hard, he can change Maserati next year.

When I was a child, I was most afraid of dreaming that I would find the toilet. The most terrible thing is that I found the toilet without waking up.

There are so many mental disabilities in the world, but you have become the best.

People's bodies are full of talent, and your bodies are full of pearl milk tea.

Don't say that others are mentally ill. The premise of brain disease is that you must have a brain.

As long as you don't cheat, money is really omnipotent.

You can't have it both ways, but you can be poor and ugly.

The idea of eating is that you should eat more if it tastes good, and eat more if it doesn't taste good.

Life will not abandon you, but it will not let you go.

How can you look like a QR code? If you don't scan it, you don't know what you are!

Give your favorite girl a lipstick. At least she has your sense of participation when kissing others.

Poverty is only temporary, as long as you work hard, you will find that you will gradually get used to it.

Are you afraid of being laughed at if you don't look good? Don't worry, it's the same with good clothes.

One day you will meet a girl who doesn't want your house or your car, nor does she want you.

If you think you are busy every day, it must be your illusion. Dogs must be less busy than you.

The paste is not on the desk, but in your mind.

Are you afraid of being laughed at if you don't look good? Don't worry, it's the same with good clothes.

In the past, I wanted to celebrate the New Year in a lively way, but now I want to be quiet.

In these days, there is no love that doesn't break up, only a confession that doesn't hurt your hands. You should be more open-minded when things happen.

Please believe me, every word I say is nonsense!

Don't talk about being cheated. People at your age are customers.

You are not unprepared for anything. At least you are ready to fail.

Work hard if you are poor! If you don't work hard, how can you be in debt.

Every day, I think about a question diligently. How can I get something without work?

No one laughs at your dreams, they just laugh at your strength.

It will take you 3 hours to get up and do what you can do in 3 minutes.

The man riding a white horse may not be a prince, but a monk from the Tang Dynasty!

No one in the world can live without anyone. Even a fish can be roasted without water.

Although I can't go on a trip, I have a physique of being fat.

For people like you, even if you stick two words of Tuhao on your face, others will read them in reverse.

I think lovelorn is not terrible, blind is terrible.

Making girls cry is a terrible thing, and making boys cry is an explosive thing.

Life is like water in a sponge. As long as you don't want to squeeze it, it will evaporate one day.

You can rely on your face, but you rely on your talent. This is the difference between you and Mingming.

Don't think you have nothing, at least you are ugly!

I can't afford to eat in big hotels.

No matter what kind of alienation we become, a red envelope can return to the original.

Do you know why beauties are so unlucky since ancient times? Because nobody cares how long an ugly person lives.

With a lofty ambition, you can't bind a chicken with your hands.

If you have a brain disease, you can be cured. How good you are! You have no brain.

Your complicated facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

It's good of you to leave. Otherwise, I always worry that you will stay for dinner.

When there is nothing to give up, don't forget that you can still give up treatment.

I have reached the legal age for marriage. When I went to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get the certificate, did my wife bring it or wait for them to send it?

No one looks down on you, because no one looks at you at all.

Your vision is not limited to your living environment, but also to your vision.

Who says I can't play musical instruments? I'm good at quitting.

Forget the past unhappy, because the future will be more unhappy.

If you are lazy, you will lose because I am too lazy to compete with you.

When looking for an object, don't just look at the other person's appearance, but first look at your own appearance!

When the history exam comes, I will rewrite the history!

If no one holds hands, I will take the bag.

After everyone's patient persuasion, I finally accepted the fact that I was a fool.

He who covets small profits cannot achieve great things.

Nothing is difficult in the world, as long as you give up!

If the world doesn't want you, you should remember that I still have you, and I don't want you either.

Edison searched for the filament thousands of times to make you a durable light bulb.

It's not that the road is rough, but that you can't.

In fact, you also have the ability to lose weight.

I thought we could go to the end together. Who knows, you will take a taxi after two steps.

You can't have both fish and bear's paw, but you can be single and poor!

It's true that geomancy turns, but you are on the axis, which is very embarrassing.

I hope that some things can be solved by myself, not by myself, but by myself.

Women who are happy with themselves are tolerant, men who are happy with themselves are poor!

Life is different from riding a bicycle. Even going downhill will not be easy.

Because I'm poor, I dare not even care about you. I'm afraid you might as well make a huge sum of money if you want to ask for help.

Spring Festival holiday starts from skipping brunch.

What is terrible is not that others fool you today, but that they forget you.

The reality is that you have been shot dead on the beach before the front wave started.

Do you know why God is jealous of talents? Because nobody cares how long the fool lives.

The world is so big, I want to see if there are plastic bottles.

Playing mahjong is three times short of one, and fighting landlords is two times short of one. Why do I still need one when I'm in love?

You feel lonely. It doesn't matter. You still have a mobile phone.

You just need to look at others, God has other plans for you.

I met you at the most beautiful age. I want to say that I was really unlucky!

Why do parents only look at scores? crap! Can they understand the subject?

Brother listened to my advice, and the game can be played again without it, and the daughter-in-law can play all the time without it.

Yuelao, please lead the red line for me next time. Can you change it into steel wire? The old TM of the red line is broken.

Your good night just wants me to shut up.

Boy, how about being short? Raise your head and let them know that you are not only short, but also ugly!

It's too simple to kill an obsessive-compulsive disorder.

If it is a blessing to suffer losses, I might have been as lucky as the East China Sea.

No, there are only endless obstacles.

Don't complain about the lack of power when your mobile phone is not used very much. You are not the same. You are tired without doing anything.

Buy a globe on holiday. You can not only see the world but also turn around it.

If you don't give up one second, you will be even more desperate next time.

Failure is the mother of success, but failure is often infertility.

Emotion can be run in if you look at your face.

A girl's introduction: a hooligan in thought, a good girl in life. However, it gives me the feeling that I am ugly and lively.

If others work hard, they will succeed. If you work hard, you will have a meal.

Do you know why God is jealous of talents? Because nobody cares how long the fool lives.

The time has come for all contradictions to be resolved with the words "celebrate the New Year".

To lose weight, you want to insist, but insist on not wanting you.

I see two things in your eyes, one is sincerity, and the other is eyedropsy.

You still have to have dreams. Otherwise, when you drink too much, what do you talk to people about?

I have never asked anyone in my life, only the area of the shadow.

If you are not happy with your money, you are spending it in the wrong way.

Fat people don't starve to death. Hungry people are also fat people.

Bill Gates dropped out of school and started his own business, becoming the richest man in the world.

Whenever I find the key to success, I find someone has changed the lock cylinder

You must have been a plastic bag in your previous life. You can only carry plastic bags.

As the saying goes, a man who has no foresight must be rich.

The meaning that poverty cannot be removed is that if you are poor, stay at home and don't go anywhere.

Today's young people want to sleep at all times except when they don't want to sleep.

If you don't force yourself, you don't know what despair is.

You are not incompetent, you just have no right to choose.

Poverty has limited me so much, why not limit my weight?

Before I met you, my world was black and white. After I met you, it was completely black.

After living for so many years, I have never understood one thing. Why did the hook hang?

If you don't play with your mobile phone for a day, you won't die. Your life is still alive, but your soul is lost!

When you meet a girl you like, you should be brave to express your love. Only when you take the initiative can you know that she has her name.

Love really needs courage to accept, no one loves again and again.

You don't have nothing, you are still sick!

Tetris has taught us that if you get along with others, you will disappear.

No reply from others. Keep waiting. You will wait for her circle of friends.

If you don't cherish me, after passing this village, I will wait for you in the next village.

Don't complain about the miserable experience of the present, which is far from the future.

Running freely with the wind is the direction, but I forget that my legs are short and have no strength.

We have an unprecedented understanding, and suddenly you ignore me and I ignore you.

Don't wait until tomorrow to hand in the job, and then find an excuse. Today, find a good one.

I'm not Zhuge Liang, and I don't have a straw boat, but why do you keep coming to me?

It takes ten minutes to listen to you.

If there is no pursuit in life, then how easy it should be

Knowledge gives you power, ignorance will give you more powerful, fearless and unpredictable power.

I am happy for you if you are doing well, but I am happy for the whole world if you are not doing well.

The boss said that as long as we work hard, he can change Maserati next year.

Ask what money is in the world. It's just a matter of life and death.

These days, some people live by their faces, while others live by their shamelessness.

I am a fish with pickled cabbage, which is both sour and vegetable.

I miss you so much. The first sentence is false, and the second sentence is also false.

There are many ways to destroy friendship. The most thorough one is to borrow money and not return it.

Wearing white clothes to work does not mean that you can not take the blame.

You don't have nothing, you are still sick!

In order to prevent me from spending money indiscriminately this month, I spent all my money in advance.

It's better to have a high vision when looking for a partner. You have to find an excuse because no one likes you.

Do you think he likes you because he likes you? It's just a slip of hand.

Don't panic to accept failure, but feel it slowly.

Your face is doomed one minute, and you should look at the filter nine minutes.

There is no news that cannot be seen, only those who do not want to return.

Even if it is Belive, there is a lie hidden in the middle.

Rich people are worried about too much tax, and you will only feel that you don't have enough sleep!

Twenty years ago, stupid children who ate raccoons and didn't collect all the cards still couldn't collect all the five blessings.

Go and work hard to prove your low IQ.

If you think there are flies around you, you may be a piece of shit.

You are never lonely, because you don't want to make friends with you even when you are lonely.

Where there is a long way to go, waving is to leave the tea cool.

I don't understand why you should pinch your legs and rub your eyes when something good happens to you. What if you wake up?

The female ticket suddenly became thinner, most of which were air leaks.

Dogs are man's best friends. But dog's best friend is shit.

With a lofty ambition, you can't bind a chicken with your hands.

If you are not happy with your money, you are spending it in the wrong way.

You can find a good job if you have the right resume, and you don't need to find a job if you have the right baby.

Don't put things off until tomorrow. The day after tomorrow is a good day.

People should have dreams, even if it is salted fish, they should also make the saltiest one.

There is nothing in the world that money can't solve. If there is, it's your lack of money.

What is friendship? You have been mentally retarded for many years, and I will never leave you.

Sleep more if you want to be beautiful, and feel beautiful when you are sleepy.

No one can make you give up your dream. If you try it yourself, you will give up.

I really envy your skin. How can you maintain it so thick?

Life is like a dream, I lose sleep, life is like a play, I help, life is like a song, I lose my tune.

A full man does not know that a hungry man is hungry, and a hungry man does not know that a full man is empty.

Women pretend to be in love by pretending to be in high tide, while men pretend to be in love by pretending to be in high tide.

He likes your plain face, which must be beautiful.

You feel lonely. It doesn't matter. You still have a mobile phone.

I heard you had a bad time. I squatted at the door and laughed all day.

If I have something that you don't like, please overcome it yourself.

With a lofty ambition, you can't bind a chicken with your hands.

I'm not the kind of person who would kill a man if he fell down. I just sealed the well.

A true warrior dares to face the balance on the bank card and the number on the scale.

Don't care what others think of you. If you care, others will not look up to you.

I dreamed that I was taking a test, and then I woke up and found that I was really taking a test.

Don't always open your heart and lungs to others. Some people don't eat viscera.

It doesn't take much courage to leave home, but to go home.

I made a plan for the holiday, and only finished P after half the summer vacation because of the lan.

Marriage is the reorganization of assets of two families.

Although I am ugly, I can be ugly and beautiful if I buy beautiful clothes.

God closed the door for you, and then went to wash and sleep.

I work hard every day to prove to those who look down on me that they are right.

Don't always feel lonely. Look at the circle of fat on your belly. Haven't you never left?

If you abandon yourself today, you will defeat you tomorrow.

If you can't get rich overnight, you can do it for two nights, and I can do it for three nights.

Thought has given us too much freedom, and we are dragging thoughts down!

Good looking bags have nothing to do with you. You don't have interesting souls.

The so-called growth is to hear the four words of rough seas, and can no longer associate with the sea.

The Spring Festival holiday is coming to an end. It's time to take heart and prepare for the May Day holiday.

I don't want to be the last one to let you down.

There is less friendship and more reciprocity.

I really hope that one day my wallet can be as thick as my skin.

The loss of traditional culture is serious. Ancient women can make poems right, but modern women can only make mistakes if they fail.

Time is like a chest. When you squeeze, you have it. When you lie down, you have it.

You are so good at comforting others. You must have spent a lot of time comforting yourself.

When you think you can't do it, just walk on the street, so you are a pedestrian.

Life is not only the immediate pressure, but also the disaster behind it.

Don't want to fall in love is false, no one is true.

If you become a spare tire, please forget that you are also a jack.

This year is the worst year in the past decade. The good news is that this year is the best year in the next decade.

Although you can no longer grow tall, you can continue to gain weight.

Don't be angry if you can't be angry, don't swear if you can't be angry, and do it directly if you can.

Making money is like constipation - it's hard, spending money is like diarrhea - I can't hold it.

If you don't have to blush again, can you borrow some money.

It doesn't matter if you have tried hard and failed. It will be better if you try again.

Every time a righteous person kills a dog, he is a scholar.

It takes ten minutes to listen to you.

I hate one word most in my life! Especially when you can't do the questions.

From today on, I will be tortured by three aunts and eight aunts.

Whenever I take a brave step, God will timely and generously pave the way for me to go downhill.

The difference between you and Xueba is that all your flashes of inspiration are his basic questions.

I never bullied the weak. Before I bullied him, I didn't know he was weaker than me.

Although I earn less, I save more. Yesterday Ferrari saved more than two million yuan.

Pinch your fingers, and you two will be separated.

When we meet the elder, it's not that we don't want to call him, but that we don't know what to call him.

When God closes a door for you, he will also close the window for you.

Don't say you are a single dog. In fact, you may not be as good as a dog

The meaning that poverty cannot be removed is that if you are poor, stay at home and don't go anywhere.

When God closes a door for you, he will also close the window for you.

If life deceives you, don't lose heart, because tomorrow is the same

God is fair. If he gives you an ugly face, he will definitely give you a poor family.

You have suffered the most serious injury when playing football. It was your girlfriend who went to the court to feed the opponent with water!

When you doubt life, in fact, this is your life.

If you live well, how can I sleep.

No cosmetics are used at the age of 18, and no cosmetics are used at the age of 28.

Failure is the mother of success, but failure is often infertility.

When can I withdraw the money in my mind.

Many people like to make a mountain out of a molehill in life. In fact, it is really unnecessary to think about how to deal with a mountain out of a molehill.

What about hair loss? You should eat healthily and keep a good attitude, so you can accept this fact.

I don't know whether it is the love of others that is too easy or my own words are too hard.

I used to buy lottery tickets every day, but one day, I can't even afford to buy lottery tickets.

Say "You are great" to the mirror every day. Soon, the mirror will become a great mirror.

Work hard, every difficulty will overcome me.

It doesn't matter if you are bitter now. As long as you are alive, something good will happen to others.

Smile when encountering lightning, because it is the sky taking pictures of you.

When I woke up in the morning, I thought I had grown up. It turned out that the quilt was covered

I can't afford to eat in big hotels.

If you are not happy with your money, you are spending it in the wrong way.

Who said you don't have true love? Worries are with you.

Adults are not picky eaters. They will say that I am allergic to this.

If you are unhappy, just go to sleep. There is nothing that cannot be solved by sleeping. If you are unhappy, just go back to sleep.

Your sister is a good girl and has shared a lot for your mother.

If people decide to abandon themselves, they will live happily.

The worst is never just today, but also your future.

Money can't buy love, but it can buy love.

I hope that some things can be solved by myself, not by myself, but by myself.

You can't break a broken jar. You have to break it hard!

Life is either this or that. In short, it is not what you think.

No matter how good your makeup is, it can't cover your ugly after removing it.

People who are better than you are still working hard. What's the use of your efforts?

Believe in yourself. You can't do what others can.

Nine out of ten things are unhappy in life, and the remaining twelve out of ten are extremely unhappy.

You are so good at comforting others. You must have spent a lot of time comforting yourself.

Don't always scold iron for not making steel. You forget that iron can't make steel.

I can't solve anything that can be solved with money.

What is the most crowded bus you have ever taken? Just passing by, I was crowded into the car.

If you don't have to blush again, can you borrow some money.

People should have dreams, even if it is salted fish, they should also make the saltiest one.

People who are better than you are still working hard. What's the use of your efforts?

I made a plan for the holiday, and only finished P after half the summer vacation because of the lan.

The most beautiful words in the world are not that I love you, but that your tumor is benign!

Some people appear in your life to tell you how deceitful you are!

If life is a movie, you are the advertisement popping up in the middle.

Others are always shining gold, and you will spend it.

As the saying goes, disasters never come singly. It can be seen that even disasters are accompanied. Look at you again.

You think you can do nothing well? If you are wrong, you can also be a waste.

Recently, I have changed from the bad habit of staying up late to staying up all night.

Every day, I think about a question diligently. How can I get something without work?

Don't think the world has abandoned you. The world has no time to answer you!

Living expenses are like big aunts. They come once a month and disappear in a few days.

You should be careful during the Spring Festival. After all, you have to kill pigs during the Spring Festival.

If you don't play with your mobile phone for a day, you won't die. Your life is still alive, but your soul is lost!

Many people like to make a mountain out of a molehill in life. In fact, it is really unnecessary to think about how to deal with a mountain out of a molehill.

Where there is plenty of grass in the horizon, they all grow in other people's homes.

I find that I can coax girls to sleep. As soon as I send a message, the girl will say I am going to sleep.

When others see you, they say you are a student, not because you look young, but because you wear dirt!

Do you think it's better to bow to life? Life is about getting you down on your knees.

Look in the mirror more often, and you will understand the reasons for many things.

As the saying goes, disasters never come singly. It can be seen that even disasters are accompanied. Look at you again.

The aunt who spread pancakes said that she earned thirty thousand yuan a month, and you are not short of an egg.

Don't bring earphones when crossing the road. If you are hit by a car, the earphones will break down?

Women conquer men with silk stockings, and men conquer banks with silk stockings.

When the salted fish has a dream, it will become a salted fish with a dream.

Although you look tired when you move bricks, you look really handsome when you pay.

If you think from the perspective of others, one day you will find that you have lost yourself.

If you don't smile, you will be lucky!

It's not that others look down on you, but that others can't see you.

Nothing can knock people down at once, as long as you are strong enough, it will continue to knock you down!

I hate people who flatter me most in my life. When I am with them, it seems that I am not a man.

Don't always open your heart and lungs to others. Some people don't eat viscera.

The beautiful collarbone is the same, and the interesting belly is bouncing around.

There is no cold person at all. It's not you who is warm!

It is not difficult to be a good man for one day, but it is difficult to be a rich man for a lifetime.

Hope is fire, disappointment is smoke, life is smoke while making fire.

Try to make friends with the students around you, so that you can spend less money.

The world is fair. People who are busier than you earn more than you, and people who are busier than you earn less than you.

Compared with ugliness, it is not worth mentioning.

Where is the best place to see the scenery on National Day? The answer is, circle of friends.

I really hope that one day my wallet can be as thick as my skin.

In winter, places outside the bed are far away, places out of reach are from other places, and going to the toilet is a business trip.

Sleep more if you want to be beautiful, and feel beautiful when you are sleepy.

When others review books, they will understand them just by looking at them. I will open them by looking at them.

Once we had poetry and faraway, now we just want to buy a house.

Your good night just wants me to shut up.

My social phobia mainly comes from low income.

I have gone from nothing to penniless.

You think you are a worm that can turn into a butterfly, but you are just a maggot.

From today on, I will be tortured by three aunts and eight aunts.

Yuelao, please lead the red line for me next time. Can you change it into steel wire? The old TM of the red line is broken.

Don't say you are a single dog. A dog can have three wives and four concubines.

The mistress is a good thing. She took away the dog that doesn't love you.

If you don't do useless things, why should you spend your life?

Life is different from riding a bicycle. Even going downhill will not be easy.

Recently, I have changed from the bad habit of staying up late to staying up all night.

I don't even know a few famous brands. Sometimes, I don't know that others are showing off their wealth.

As long as I work hard, nothing is impossible for me.

Don't complain about the lack of power when your mobile phone is not used very much. You are not the same. You are tired without doing anything.

Wake up, this is not a funeral, but a normal performance of having no money and sex life.

I haven't fallen into the peach trap for so many years. It's just two words. I don't have money.

After the Double 11, I changed from a single to a single with heavy debts.

At this age, I can sing in your ears. If I like your body, I will give you bags. Only mosquitoes are left.

Eating food is generally kind-hearted, because I only want to eat every day and have no time to calculate others.

A person's longest love history is probably narcissism.

April Fool's Day is just a chance for liars to tell the truth.

I saved dandruff for a year just to give you snow.

Rome wasn't built in a day, but it's not difficult to empty your wallet.

Money is not everything, but money can really do what you want.

Don't want to fall in love is false, no one is true.

You are a princess by your parents, a princess by your men, and a beggar by yourself.

You haven't viewed the world. Where does your world view come from?

Enter the elder friend circle to learn the latest rumors.

No reply from others. Keep waiting. You will wait for her circle of friends.

What do you want to take away from your alma mater? What I want to take away from my alma mater is my tuition.

Intermittent reform, continuous mixed eating and death.

You are nothing, but one thing you do very well is daydreaming.

Single hair loss and no money, running into the elderly.

Pretending to be forced is just an instant, and shameless is eternal.

How great is being rich? Being rich is really amazing.

If two people quarrel, beating him can't solve the problem, but it can relieve anger.

Be nice to your girlfriend in the future. After all, she is blind and can't be hurt any more.

At this age, I can sing in your ears. If I like your body, I will give you bags. Only mosquitoes are left.

Instead of staring at the phone screen, you should look up from time to time to see where the boss is.

It's not easy to take a vacation these days. Even the vacation should be in the honor of our ancestors.

If you think from the perspective of others, one day you will find that you have lost yourself.

Don't talk about leaving everything to time. Time is too lazy to clean up your mess.

As the saying goes, disasters never come singly. It can be seen that even disasters are accompanied. Look at you again.

Don't you fight? How do you know how incompetent you are.

Don't say you are a single dog anymore. Dogs are dead at your age.

It's good of you to leave, otherwise I will always be careful and you will stay for dinner.

Even if it is salted fish, you are not the saltiest one.

I wanted to enjoy life, but I found it difficult to survive.

Although I am indifferent to you at ordinary times, I actually said a lot of bad things about you behind my back.

You can be as lazy as a pig, but not as lazy as a pig.

Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first or I hang up first.

The dark night will never mistreat those who sleep late. It will give you dark circles under your eyes and a body that is about to die suddenly.

Difficulties may be late, but never absent.

Life polishes your edges and corners to make you roll farther.

How worried can you be? It's like a group of eunuchs going to the brothel.

Your face is as rough as your life.

Sometimes you feel like an SB. Don't lose heart. At least you feel right.

Instead of staring at the phone screen, you should look up from time to time to see where the boss is.

Nothing is difficult in the world, as long as you give up!

In these days, there is no love that doesn't break up, only a confession that doesn't hurt your hands. You should be more open-minded when things happen.

Life is like a dream, I lose sleep, life is like a play, I help, life is like a song, I lose my tune.

Sometimes people treat you coldly, which may not be your problem. Maybe he just doesn't like ugly.

Those social elites who are admired by everyone are not as good as you think. But it must be much better than you.

It's said that the Ghost Gate is about to open in July. You are not alone at all.

Wake up, this is not a funeral, but a normal performance of having no money and sex life.

The first thing is to sleep, stay up all night without rest and lose hair.

I made a very risky investment. If I succeed, I can earn several hundred million yuan. If I fail, I will lose my money.

Who says I can't play musical instruments? I'm good at quitting.

Don't set your bank card password as your girlfriend's birthday, or you will always have more trouble.

Although those rich people look beautiful on the surface, they are actually more beautiful in private.

If you think you are busy every day, it must be your illusion. Dogs must be less busy than you.

Nine out of ten people are unhappy in life. They have never met one or two people.

Don't think about losing weight all day long. Does your mouth agree with you?

Tetris teaches us that if you get along with others, you will disappear.

Some people are four, except two, or two.

Spring Festival holiday starts from skipping brunch.

Only a liar in the world is sincere, because he is really lying to you.

Growth is the process of turning your crying into silence.

Be nice to your girlfriend in the future. After all, she is blind and can't be hurt any more.

Before doing the question, think about the intention of the question maker. I think he wants me dead.

Nine out of ten things are unhappy in life, and the rest are even more unhappy!

The only one who can touch your whole body from top to bottom is the station security inspector.

Give up this word, it is easier to say, but easier to do.

I want to go to the movies with my boyfriend. Is there anything interesting?

As long as you persevere, those who laugh at you will be laughed to death sooner or later.

What is an April Fool's Day confession? Tomb sweeping Day confession is the king's way. If you fail, you can also say that you are possessed by a ghost!

College students, you should know that learning is not necessarily rewarding, but you can certainly receive goods by cutting hands.

Sleep more if you want to be beautiful, and feel beautiful when you are sleepy.

Recently, I have changed from the bad habit of staying up late to staying up all night.

Empress Wu has proved that success has nothing to do with gender, and you have proved that success has nothing to do with you.

I changed her from a girl to a woman, and she changed me from a boy to a poor man.

Five hundred times of looking back in the previous life, but in exchange for the sentence of this life, hooligan.

Is it a long time no see, or, turn a blind eye.

Bill Gates dropped out of school and started his own business, becoming the richest man in the world.

From small to large, the only constant is a heart that does not miss books.

You are nothing, but one thing you do very well is daydreaming.

No objects yet? Would you like to introduce a good dog food.

Don't bow to fate easily, because when you bow, you will see fat.

When others review books, they will understand them just by looking at them. I will open them by looking at them.

The money for buying a house has not been saved yet, so we will start to save money for buying graves.

Entrepreneurship requires a sense of calm, because it always goes up and down.

After lovelorn, cheer up. After all, there is another scum man waiting for you.

Wake up, this is not a funeral, but a normal performance of having no money and sex life.

Work, love and life are not smooth? Look in the mirror and you will understand many things.

The reality is that you have been shot dead on the beach before the front wave started.

All roads lead to Rome, and each has a toll station.

There is no straight man. As long as you look good enough, you can become bent.

You two seem to be a good match. The garbage sorting of the old man is up to standard.

Want to fight? If the mobile phone can be taken off your hand, it is a struggle.

When you lose motivation to work, look at your bank card balance. Then you will find that work is useless.

You can't always look at what you don't have. Look more at what you have. Forget it. Close your eyes.

When leaders are in a meeting, we should keep quiet. It is impolite to disturb others to sleep.

The difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, while people sometimes are not people.

If you become a spare tire, please forget that you are also a jack.

How do you know that you are not the result of your parents' contraceptive failure?

Do you think he likes you because he likes you? It's just a slip of hand.

All your sadness comes from your balance.

Many people think they are too tired to live. In fact, they may just sleep too late.

The service provided by Haidilao is really good. Last time, I didn't bring any money with me for dinner. The waiter called the police for me.

When you fall, there are thousands of people who can replace you.

Ten out of ten are unhappy in life!

It's not my fault that I'm ugly, but I'm in a hurry when I land.

In the past, I wanted to celebrate the New Year in a lively way, but now I want to be quiet.

There are so many mental disabilities in the world, but you have become the best.

I can't solve anything that can be solved with money.

Although I don't care about you at ordinary times, in fact, I secretly expect you to have an accident every day!

People who are better than you are still working hard. What's the use of your efforts?

The loss of traditional culture is serious. Ancient women can make poems right, but modern women can only make mistakes if they fail.

Don't ask me what I have. Tell me what you want first, and then why you need it.

I don't understand why you should pinch your legs and rub your eyes when something good happens to you. What if you wake up?

Do you think he likes you because he likes you? It's just a slip of hand.

How good are you with your best friend? I was the first person who came off the line when he entered MLM.

It is also a betrayal of oneself. Some people become eldest sisters and some become young ladies.

Until now, the only thing that can be taken up and put down is chopsticks.

Everyone praises you for your beauty. There are traces of PS.

When I was young, I thought money was everything, but now I know it when I am old.

I met you at the most beautiful age. I want to say that I was really unlucky!

The most romantic thing I can think of is eating with you, and then you pay.

With my qualifications and diploma, I will sweep the streets of this city in the future.

Stealing one person's idea is plagiarism, and stealing many people's idea is research.

When you need help most, only ghosts will help you.

It's true that geomancy turns, but you are on the axis, which is very embarrassing.

You must persist in doing anything, and you will always see the day of failure.

You are sleepy every day because you are trapped by life.

I think lovelorn is not terrible, blind is terrible.

Although others seem to have been plain sailing, they are actually plain sailing behind their backs.

Maybe fate is holding your throat, just let you eat less.

If you go out, you will be fat sooner or later.

One of the symptoms of mental collapse is to believe that your work is very important.

A full man does not know that a hungry man is hungry, and a hungry man does not know that a full man is empty.

It doesn't matter if you are poor. Keep your head up and let everyone see that you are not only poor but also ugly and short.

To lose weight is to prove to my mother that not only fat can't find objects, but also thin can't find objects!

As long as the Kung Fu deep iron pestle is ground into a needle, but the person who really grinds the iron pestle into a needle is absolutely a fool.

Every day, I think about a question diligently. How can I get something without work?

If friends come from afar, they will be punished.

The rich get married, but the poor witness it.

The teacher doesn't need to change my seat. Anyhow, I can talk about where I sit.

April Fool's Day is just a chance for liars to tell the truth.

In fact, many life problems can be solved without shame.

You don't have nothing. You are still sick.

I always thought that I would step back, but I didn't expect to fall down.

You can't wake someone who doesn't return your message, but red envelopes can.

If you are infatuated with a person, you must not be worthy of him!

It's all right after dropping my mobile phone so many times. I think my height saved it.

Although you look tired when you move bricks, you look really handsome when you pay.

I looked for her thousands of times. When I looked back, that person still ignored me.

Don't think about losing weight all day long. Does your mouth agree with you?

Remember to smile at all times, it will make you look like a neurotic who can't be easily provoked.

It is also a betrayal of oneself. Some people become eldest sisters and some become young ladies.

Ugly Why? I can't see it myself. It's you who are disgusting!

Where are you stuck on National Day?

Three minutes is doomed, seven minutes depends on hard work, and 90 minutes depends on face.

If you don't do useless things, why should you spend your life?

Those who can't go back are called hometown.

Recently, I have changed from the bad habit of staying up late to staying up all night.

The best time to show love is at noon, because there will be retribution sooner or later.

How good are you with your best friend? I was the first person who came off the line when he entered MLM.

I hope that some things can be solved by myself, not by myself, but by myself.

Only by carrying the blame for the leader more often will the leader treat you as a fool.

Fear of ghosts is really naive. Let me show you people's hearts.

My dream when I was a child was to be a hero. I didn't expect that it would be easy to realize it on my mobile phone, and there were many choices.

You must laugh, or you won't know how many crow's feet you have.

I'm not afraid to become a person I hate. I'm afraid I can't live up to them.

I am full of longing for life. Life is far from me.

I know that haste makes waste. I can't eat hot tofu in a hurry. How can you say I have procrastination?

If you think you are busy every day, it must be your illusion. Dogs must be less busy than you.

When God closes the door for you, he will also pinch your brain.

Staying up late is bad for your health. It is recommended to stay up all night.

You have to work hard to live, because only by working hard can you know that you really can't do it.

If you really want to do something well, the world will stand in your way.

Can your play be less like your money?

Your beauty is invisible to others, and your ugliness is clear at a glance.

I dreamed that I was taking a test, and then I woke up and found that I was really taking a test.

No one in the world can live without anyone. Even a fish can be roasted without water.

If everyone understands you, then you have to be ordinary!

Time is money. Am I wasting time? No, I'm just showing off my wealth!

Sometimes people treat you coldly, which may not be your problem. Maybe he just doesn't like ugly.

Others care about whether you fly high or tired, but I only care about whether your wings are delicious?

When I eat dirt, I feel that beggars are happier than me.

Remember to smile at all times, it will make you look like a neurotic who can't be easily provoked.

Recently, I have changed from the bad habit of staying up late to staying up all night.

How many more tomorrow and tomorrow! Since there are so many, we might as well delay.

Don't put yourself too high, or you will not come down.

Although those rich people look beautiful on the surface, they are actually more beautiful in private.

Autumn is the harvest season. The harvest of others is success and happiness. Your harvest is to realize that not everyone will be successful and happy.

If others play pig and eat tiger, you can only play pig.

There is less friendship and more reciprocity.

Why do you want to sleep at school? Because school is where dreams begin.

There is no end to learning.

If girls don't work hard, they will be arrested and married, and they will have a second child.

Go out and start your own business when you have less money to work for. It is guaranteed that you will lose all your money.

Without you, the world will not turn. It will only turn faster and faster. After all, it is much lighter.

There is no cold person at all. It's not you who is warm!

With a bullshit attitude, face the fucking life.

Say "You are great" to the mirror every day. Soon, the mirror will become a great mirror.

As long as I work hard, nothing is impossible for me.

You are a yellow braised chicken, yellow, stuffy and garbage.

After exercise, you will be surprised to find that you just become strong from obesity.

Although life is rough, I never yield to fate! I usually bend my knees directly, Orz.

The level of English in primary schools has become more and more inadequate.

How can you look like a QR code? If you don't scan it, you don't know what you are!

Everyone who shakes his legs has a sewing machine in his heart.

When happiness knocks on the door, I'm afraid I'm not at home, so I've always been homestead.

What does your partner call you? My partner told me to go away.

Opportunities are reserved for those who are prepared. Those who have no opportunities should not prepare blindly.

College students, you should know that learning is not necessarily rewarding, but you can certainly receive goods by cutting hands.

Once we had poetry and faraway, now we just want to buy a house.

Don't set your bank card password as your girlfriend's birthday, or you will always have more trouble.

Where are you stuck on National Day?

There will be fog when you reach the mountain, and it will sink when you reach the bridge.

Nothing in the world is difficult except for the rich. Birds of a feather flock together to get rich.

When others tell you that they are busy, it is TA who needs to leave time for more important people.

What is the most crowded bus you have ever taken? Just passing by, I was crowded into the car.

I will never be brainless and post my brand on the Internet because I can't afford it.

The rich man's DINK is DINK, and the poor man's DINK is called having no children.

As long as I eat fast enough, I will never catch up with my weight!

I have reached the legal age for marriage. When I went to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get the certificate, did my wife bring it or wait for them to send it?

Don't talk about leaving everything to time. Time is too lazy to clean up your mess.

What is terrible is that you can't solve it.

If a person returns to you in seconds, it only means that he is playing with his mobile phone.

Brother listened to my advice, and the game can be played again without it, and the daughter-in-law can play all the time without it.

The non-toxic body carries the toxic vaccine. You taught me to be strong when I was young!

When you think you can't do it, just walk on the street, so you are a pedestrian.

Some young people create their own image of high-end income through high-end consumption.

Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately, it killed all the students in the end.

Is money really that important to you? I've been talking for more than three hours, and I haven't lowered a penny.

As long as I eat fast enough, I will never catch up with my weight!

Nothing can knock people down at once, as long as you are strong enough, it will continue to knock you down!

You used to be my sun, my whole world, and now you are just a ball.

May your troubles, like your hair, become less and less.

The girls nowadays are so outrageous. They can't see the career line even though their neckline is so low

Xiaoming was kept in the dark by his parents for a long time, leading to suffocation and death.

Work, love and life are not smooth? Look in the mirror and you will understand many things.

Only when there is a long line at the station can you really realize that you are the descendant of the dragon.

Buy a globe on holiday. You can not only see the world but also turn around it.

Are you good at any sports? "Escape from reality".

I don't want to get married and have children, which is my consciousness as a poor person.

It is said that falling in love will affect learning. Does learning not affect falling in love?

Life is like a dream, I lose sleep, life is like a play, I help, life is like a song, I lose my tune.

From a distance, I saw the long hair fluttering. When I came closer, I saw the old monster in the crouching groove.

People of the older generation often tell us to eat more bitterness when we are young, so that we can get used to it when we are old!

The Spring Festival holiday is coming to an end. It's time to take heart and prepare for the May Day holiday.

It's good of you to leave, otherwise I will always be careful and you will stay for dinner.

I work hard every day to prove to those who look down on me that they are right.

Because of his introverted personality, he has been unable to do such things as rushing to pay the bill.

Who says you don't like sports? You can not only play football, but also play very well.

When heaven was about to place a great responsibility on these people, he had to work hard first, and then heaven changed his mind.

I hate people who flatter me most in my life. When I am with them, it seems that I am not a man.

When heaven was about to place a great responsibility on these people, he had to work hard first, and then heaven changed his mind.

Only age and fat can get something for nothing.

Go out and start your own business when you have less money to work for. It is guaranteed that you will lose all your money.

In fact, computer games have trained you since childhood to regard Boss as your greatest enemy.

Don't think that everyone around you is targeting you. When you think about it, the whole world is targeting you.

No one laughs at your dreams, they just laugh at your strength.

It's OK to scold you at ordinary times. I have to wait until I hit you to know that I am both civil and martial.

It doesn't matter if you say something wrong, you will continue to say it wrong.

The salted fish turns over to get a thorough sun. You turn over because your hands are numb.

You can't even sleep well. Do you want to sleep with others?

The world laughs at my madness. I laugh at how quickly the world can see it.

If you go out, you will be fat sooner or later.

Watching the gallop that splashed me away, the labor thought that when I got rich, I would buy a raincoat.

You are always so stingy. You have broken several doors.

The real food can be regarded as moon cakes.

Please wear a helmet when riding an electric bicycle, otherwise, classmates driving Mercedes Benz will recognize you.

In the face of difficulties, stick to it for a while, and you will get used to it.

Don't care too much about the eyes of others, because no one will pay attention to you.

Ugly Why? I can't see it myself. It's you who are disgusting!

You can't buy happiness with money, because you have no money at all.

The time is not to get up, but to see how long you can sleep.

If you live well, how can I sleep.

I'm not afraid to become a person I hate. I'm afraid I can't live up to them.

If my life is a movie, then you are a pop-up advertisement.

If the world doesn't want you, you should remember that I still have you, and I don't want you either.

The Spring Festival holiday is coming to an end. It's time to take heart and prepare for the May Day holiday.

Laziness is a good excuse to say that you can accomplish great things if you work hard.

What does your partner call you? My partner told me to go away.

No matter what happens, where you fall, just lie down for a while.

Only after hard work can we know that the gap in IQ is insurmountable.

No one can make you give up losing weight. If you think about it yourself, you will give up.

If you look the same as the selfie, why don't you have a boyfriend.

You can't afford a beautiful bag, and interesting souls can't afford you.

Commitment is like farting. It was earth shattering at that time, and then it became powerless.

When you meet a girl you like, you should be brave to express your love. Only when you take the initiative, can you know that she has her name.

When we meet the elder, it's not that we don't want to call him, but that we don't know what to call him.

You must laugh, or you won't know how many crow's feet you have.

Brain is a great thing. I hope you have it.

Smile when encountering lightning, because it is the sky taking pictures of you.

It doesn't matter if you fail in the college entrance examination. There will be more failures waiting for you in the future.

I work hard every day to prove to those who look down on me that they are right.

Poverty is only temporary, as long as you work hard, you will find that you will gradually get used to it.

Sister, you take the bow, brother, I walk on the shore. 99% of this sentence is sung.

All those who complain about social injustice and system can only be translated into one sentence: please give me money, women and social status.

When encountering difficulties, let it go for a while. The next day, I can't remember it again.

If life deceives you, don't lose heart, because tomorrow is the same

In fact, you are not ugly, but you are not obviously beautiful.

Congratulations on another day. You won a prize. Another day.

Brain is a great thing. I hope you have it.

Your father must work very hard to make you look effortless.

The world is so big that I want to see it. How far can you go with such a small wallet?

There are so many mental disabilities in the world, but you have become the best.

Now the tears are all the water in my head.

No one can make you give up your dream. If you try it yourself, you will give up.

When life is too heavy for you to breathe, you must straighten your waist so that you will not look ugly when you are crushed to death.

At present, the most reliable way to get rich is that your house is demolished.

What is the most crowded bus you have ever taken? Just passing by, I was crowded into the car.

It's good of you to leave. Otherwise, I always worry that you will stay for dinner.

I think lovelorn is not terrible, blind is terrible.

Where is the best place to see the scenery on National Day? The answer is, circle of friends.

You'd better not keep me in mind. I don't like places with many people.

I don't want to read, mainly because no one feeds cattle, pigs or sheep at home.

Is it a long time no see, or, turn a blind eye.

Many people like to make a mountain out of a molehill in life. In fact, it is really unnecessary to think about how to deal with a mountain out of a molehill.

It's love at first sight. It's obviously because of color; Longevity is just a matter of weighing the advantages and disadvantages; Even the old age is due to habit.

If you are ugly, you should exercise more, so that you can beat others when they say you are ugly.

In the past, I wanted to celebrate the New Year in a lively way, but now I want to be quiet.

To lose weight, you want to insist, but insist on not wanting you.

With my qualifications and diploma, I will sweep the streets of this city in the future.

I will never be brainless and post my brand on the Internet because I can't afford it.

How can you look like a QR code? If you don't scan it, you don't know what you are!

If you don't have to blush again, can you borrow some money.

Put wings on your dream. Although it may not fly far, it must fall heavily.

I have never asked anyone in my life, only the area of the shadow.

If time can go back, it must be that you are dreaming.

Don't always scold others, you are not as good as them.

Poetry and the distance are getting dirtier and dirtier, and dreams are becoming more and more silly!

When comforting others, you should comfort yourself one set at a time. When comforting yourself, you just want to find a rope.

Seeing a fortune teller, he asked me as soon as I sat down. What are you?

You can rely on your face, but you rely on your talent. This is the difference between you and Mingming.

Do you live by the sea? Such a wave.

When you meet someone you like, you should pursue them bravely, so that you can know that there is more than one person who rejects you.

As long as I work hard, nothing is impossible for me.

When you feel ugly and poor, don't be sad, at least your judgment is correct.

Put down your mobile phone and go for a walk. Finally, you will find that it is still interesting.

Don't worry, everything is the worst arrangement.

Please cherish those who have hurt you. After all, others are too lazy to hurt you.

If you use it skillfully, you can save 80% of your life.

If it can't be amazing, then it's so ugly!

Before he had time to flirt, he was pulled out.

When I think of you, my ugly face smiles.

When looking for an object, don't just look at the other person's appearance, but first look at your own appearance!

When looking for an object, don't just look at the other person's appearance, but first look at your own appearance!

It is better to be uniform in beauty than different in ugliness.

It doesn't matter to be a little poor, but more than a little.

I have never been to your city, but I have brushed your questions.

I looked for her thousands of times. When I looked back, that person still ignored me.

Everyone who shakes his legs has a sewing machine in his heart.

It is too noisy to wake up during the day and too quiet to sleep at night.

The girls nowadays are so outrageous. They can't see the career line even though their neckline is so low

A full man does not know that a hungry man is hungry, and a hungry man does not know that a full man is empty.

If you are all right, it's OK~

A single man is called a single dog, while a single woman is called a dog ignore.

When quarreling with an object, don't investigate the cause of the quarrel first, but find out how he is emboldened.

The reason for being single so far is that it is difficult to start with acquaintances and to speak with strangers.

Nothing is happier than sleeping late, except getting up late.

From a distance, I saw the long hair fluttering. When I came closer, I saw the old monster in the crouching groove.

Since childhood, I like to stand on my own, for example, relying on my own skill list.

It's better to have a high vision when looking for a partner. You have to find an excuse because no one likes you.

If I have something that you don't like, please overcome it yourself.

The man riding a white horse may not be a prince, but a monk from the Tang Dynasty!

There is no wife in the wife cake, and there is no cotton in the marshmallow, so there is no money in the wallet.

How can you look like a QR code? If you don't scan it, you don't know what you are!

If you are all right, it's OK~

Do you know the difference between investment and speculation? One is Mandarin, the other is Cantonese.

Nothing in the world is difficult except for the rich. Birds of a feather flock together to get rich.

It doesn't matter to be a little poor, but more than a little.

Making money is a kind of ability, spending money is a kind of technology. My ability is limited, but my technology is high.

Intermittent reform, continuous mixed eating and death.

Secret love is that you build a castle for him in your heart, but he doesn't even want to enter the door.

If you go out, you will be fat sooner or later.

Don't think you have nothing, at least you are ugly!

Making money is a kind of ability, spending money is a kind of technology. My ability is limited, but my technology is high.

Don't lose heart. There are as many beautiful girls as there are stars in the sky, but you can't see them.

Life is different from riding a bicycle. Even going downhill will not be easy.

Your present life may not be what you want, but it is definitely your own.

I just want to talk to you about the past, but you ask me if I want to buy it.

Occasionally, I still have to go out for a walk to know how comfortable I am in bed.

The most romantic thing I can think of is watching you grow old alone.

I don't even know a few famous brands. Sometimes, I don't know that others are showing off their wealth.

After living for so many years, I have never understood one thing. Why did the hook hang?

I never hold grudges. I usually take revenge on the spot.

Commitment is like farting. It was earth shattering at that time, and then it became powerless.

God will not treat infatuated people unfairly, he is to die.

When you feel that life is unfair to you, weigh your weight and look in the mirror, you will feel that everything is reasonable again.

The most devastating thing in the exam is to see a question, vaguely remember the teacher said, but clearly remember that I did not listen.

The friendship between girls is like a plastic flower, which is fake but never withers.

Even if the heavy rain overturns the whole city, the company still counts you as late.

Do you want to thin into a lightning bolt? The average width of lightning bolt is five meters.

You are never lonely, because you don't want to make friends with you even when you are lonely.

Thank those who knocked you down, because you will find it really comfortable to lie down.

May your troubles, like your hair, become less and less.

Although you learn slowly, you give up quickly.

The paste is not on the desk, but in your mind.

Laziness is a good excuse to say that you can accomplish great things if you work hard.

It's just money. It seems that no one lacks it.

Once some people miss it, thank goodness.

I hope that some things can be solved by myself, not by myself, but by myself.

The so-called growth is to hear the four words of rough seas, and can no longer associate with the sea.

Don't think you can't insist on coming, you will insist on staying up late to play with your mobile phone.

It's too simple to kill an obsessive-compulsive disorder.

The ugly duckling can become a swan, not because he works hard, but because his parents are swans.

It is said that a tired dog is not as tired as you.

My goal is to have a house at the age of 30, and now I am 30 years old.

When I left my hometown, the villagers never had a drink from a well.

The past can't be looked back, because you have no past that you can look back on.

Growth is the process of turning your crying into silence.

If you don't give up one second, you will be even more desperate next time.

Entrepreneurship requires a sense of calm, because it always goes up and down.

Rich people get married, but poor people can only eat dirt.

Although you look tired when you move bricks, you look really handsome when you pay.

Your plan is like a snack. After eating it, it will be a fart.

If money can't do something in the world, you can certainly do it with more money.

The non-toxic body carries the toxic vaccine. You taught me to be strong when I was young!

As long as you are willing to bear hardships, work hard, and go begging, someone will catch up

Life is not just a temporary muddle, but also an ex's wedding invitation, so it is very important to pull black.

Don't panic to accept failure, but feel it slowly.

You feel lonely. It doesn't matter. You still have a mobile phone.

Face hardships bravely. Those who can't kill you can only leave you disabled.

Can there be an echo in your memory?

I know that haste makes waste. I can't eat hot tofu in a hurry. How can you say I have procrastination?

They laughed at my ugliness, and I laughed at their correctness.

You can rely on your face, but you rely on your talent. This is the difference between you and Mingming.

Are you afraid of being laughed at if you don't look good? Don't worry, it's the same with good clothes.

Early to bed and early to rise is good for health, but late to bed and late to rise is really good for mood.

There are so many mental disabilities in the world, but you have become the best.

Women who are happy with themselves are tolerant, men who are happy with themselves are poor!

I knew that time would smooth my edges and corners, but I didn't expect that it was to rub me on the ground.

Others don't know whether you are good or not. Others can only see that you are short, fat and poor.

The friendship between girls is like a plastic flower, which is fake but never withers.

Some people are four, except two, or two.

When I left my hometown, the villagers never had a drink from a well.

Life is not only the immediate pressure, but also the disaster behind it.

What is more lonely than eating hot pot alone is that you can't afford to eat hot pot alone.

If you are destined to meet thousands of miles away, you can also save money if you are not.

Although I can't go on a trip, I have a physique of being fat.

I see two things in your eyes, one is sincerity, and the other is eyedropsy.

Life is not only about the present, but also about the poems that can't be read and the distance that can't be reached.

If we don't owe each other, how can we meet again.

Of course, money can't buy you happiness, but money will make you happy.

I have taken more selfies with my beautiful mobile phone, and I don't know how ugly I am.

A horse never stops its hooves, and you never stop its mouth.

Don't bring earphones when crossing the road. If you are hit by a car, the earphones will break down?

When I was young, I thought money was everything, but now I know it when I am old.

When others review books, they will understand them just by looking at them. I will open them by looking at them.

It is not shameful to sell one's soul and principles. It is shameful to fail to sell at a good price.

It is too noisy to wake up during the day and too quiet to sleep at night.

Can you find someone to drink snowflakes with you, without saying that no one will accompany you to the end of the world?

Nine out of ten people are unhappy in life. They have never met one or two people.

Some people appear in your life to tell you how deceitful you are!

If it can't be amazing, then it's so ugly!

When we meet the elder, it's not that we don't want to call him, but that we don't know what to call him.

There are more than eight or nine bad things in life.

If you are unhappy, just go to sleep. There is nothing that cannot be solved by sleeping. If you are unhappy, just go back to sleep.

Gold always shines, but you are just fat.

You are the best! No, it's the fattest!

You can't break a broken jar. You have to break it hard!

How do you know that you are not the result of your parents' contraceptive failure?

When the salted fish has a dream, it will become a salted fish with a dream.

I used to buy lottery tickets every day, but one day, I can't even afford to buy lottery tickets.

People always die, either poor or dead.

Making girls cry is a terrible thing, and making boys cry is an explosive thing.

The world is so big, I want to see where it is convenient to beg!

Don't care about the current low. There is still a long way to go in the future.

Everyone else has the sour smell of love. Only I have the unique fragrance of a single dog.

Some people appear in your life to tell you how deceitful you are!

A girl asked me to borrow money for cosmetic surgery, which was very successful. I didn't recognize who asked me to borrow the money again.

I don't know much about music, so sometimes I don't rely on music or tune.

How great is being rich? Being rich is really amazing.

If you are ugly, you should exercise more, so that you can beat others when they say you are ugly.

Failure is also a part of success. Where you fall, you are corrupting others.

Why can you live like a retarded, but I can't.

The mistress is a good thing. She took away the dog that doesn't love you.

The level of English in primary schools has become more and more inadequate.

Good birth is for success, and you are for survival.

There is less friendship and more reciprocity.

As long as you persevere, those who laugh at you will be laughed to death sooner or later.

When others tell you that they are busy, it is TA who needs to leave time for more important people.

As long as you persevere, those who laugh at you will be laughed to death sooner or later.

You went home early these two days. Recently, you stole many pigs. I'm afraid you will have an accident.

Love you is not two or three days, but a day without love.

Fear of ghosts is really naive. Let me show you people's hearts.

The prince took the size 43 crystal shoes he left behind and pondered.

Life is like a dream, I lose sleep, life is like a play, I help, life is like a song, I lose my tune.

Every time you spend money, you say your wallet is dripping blood, but your wallet has lost too much blood and died.

No one laughs at your dreams, they just laugh at your strength.

Making money is a kind of ability, spending money is a kind of technology. My ability is limited, but my technology is high.

If you like it, you should express your love, so that you can know your spare tire number.

I am happy for you if you are doing well, but I am happy for the whole world if you are not doing well.

It is not because we see hope that we persist, but because we persist that we know there is no hope.

Without you, the world will not turn. It will only turn faster and faster. After all, it is much lighter.

The creditor is the one who will not abandon you even if you break your property.

Don't say you are a single dog. In fact, you may not be as good as a dog

Failure is the mother of success, but I have failed so many times that I don't know who my mother is.

If the word "give up" appears in your mind, you must firmly tell yourself that you have nothing, where can you give up?

Single hair loss and no money, running into the elderly.

Women conquer men with silk stockings, and men conquer banks with silk stockings.

We should help when we have difficulties. If we have no difficulties, we should help when we create difficulties.

When looking for an object, don't just look at the other person's appearance, but first look at your own appearance!

Come to me when you have no money. Let me tell you how to live without money.

If you lend money to your friend, he will surely remember you when he is short of money next time.

In one's life, three days are destined to rely on hard work for seven points, and the rest 90 points depend on parents.

In fact, many life problems can be solved without shame.

The loss of traditional culture is serious. Ancient women can make poems right, but modern women can only make mistakes if they fail.

The money for buying a house has not been saved yet, so we will start to save money for buying graves.

He dreamed of walking around with his sword, but cancelled the original plan because he was too fat.

Dogs are man's best friends. But dog's best friend is shit.

The night gives you black eyes, but you use them to roll your eyes.

I hate two kinds of people most when driving. One is the person who likes to jam, the other is the person who doesn't let me jam.

The handsome kickers are handsome, and the ugly ones are like shovel shit when playing golf.

Escape can't solve the problem. You can't solve it without escaping.

Go and work hard to prove your low IQ.

You don't have nothing, you are still sick!

Those social elites who are admired by everyone are not as good as you think. But it must be much better than you.

When I was a child, I was most afraid of dreaming that I would find the toilet. The most terrible thing is that I found the toilet without waking up.

An iron pestle can be ground into a needle, but a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. It's no use trying harder if the materials are wrong.

It doesn't matter if you say something wrong, you will continue to say it wrong.

I am full of longing for life. Life is far from me.

Would you like to be my sun? Then please keep 92955886 km with me.

Your sister is a good girl and has shared a lot for your mother.

Soul chicken soup is a small dish for people who are used to eating abalone, shark's fin and belly. Does the loser think that drinking a bowl of chicken soup will improve nutrition in an all-round way?

Don't lose heart. There are as many beautiful girls as there are stars in the sky, but you can't see them.

Those who are good-looking can only be called foodies, while those who are not good-looking can only be called losers.

It doesn't matter whether you are beautiful or not. The beauty you want is the real beauty!

Shushan has its own way. It's your fault that you don't have a rich life.

When looking for an object, don't just look at the other person's appearance, but first look at your own appearance!

If others show their legs, they are beautiful. If you show your legs, you want to be hated.

Whether it is a white hat or a black hat, it is not a good hat that will turn green.

I have a friend who stopped complaining and began to work hard. After several years, he still looks like a bird.

I made a very risky investment. If I succeed, I can earn several hundred million yuan. If I fail, I will lose my money.

I am happy for you if you are doing well, but I am happy for the whole world if you are not doing well.

Don't complain about the miserable experience of the present, which is far from the future.

Fat people don't starve to death. Hungry people are also fat people.

You are not walking on the road of Niu B, but still walking on the road of pretending to be forced.

If Cinderella's shoes fit, they would not fall off. If the prince really loved Cinderella, he would not even know the girl who had danced with him all night.

I have a friend who stopped complaining and began to work hard. After several years, he still looks like a bird.

Don't put things off until tomorrow. The day after tomorrow is a good day.

Gui is not the defect of iPhone, poor is your defect.

Don't think the world has abandoned you. The world has no time to answer you!

I tried to disappear, but no one asked.

Don't think God is torturing you, but in fact, God doesn't care about you at all.

If you use it skillfully, you can save 80% of your life.

Love is mostly unsuccessful, either suffering from the boredom of getting married, or suffering from the sadness of not getting married.

Occasionally, I still have to go out for a walk to know how comfortable I am in bed.

I made a very risky investment. If I succeed, I can earn several hundred million yuan. If I fail, I will lose my money.

With a lofty ambition, you can't bind a chicken with your hands.

Success is like a ghost, only others have met it.

Failure is the mother of success, but failure is often infertility.

What is the biggest disgrace in life? I failed the exam after cheating.

If you are willing to peel off my heart layer by layer, you will find that I am lacking in heart.

After lovelorn, cheer up. After all, there is another scum man waiting for you.

Beauty fades, but folly lasts~

Living expenses are like big aunts. They come once a month and disappear in a few days.

If you are ugly, you should study more so that you can have money for cosmetic surgery.

Many people think they are too tired to live. In fact, they may just sleep too late.

When a relative asked me about my grades, I asked him about his year-end bonus.

You are a serious person. You help others conscientiously and try all the mistakes.

Only age and fat can get something for nothing.

The garbage is still picked up by my parents. How about you?

The reason for being single so far is that it is difficult to start with acquaintances and to speak with strangers.

Opportunities are reserved for those who are prepared. Those who have no opportunities should not prepare blindly.

He likes your plain face, which must be beautiful.

After thinking about salary comparison, forget it. I don't want to live.

Why do Chinese people have to choose a good day to get married? Because after getting married, there will be no good life!

I was poor before I was 38, but I will get used to it later!

The picture of my wife in my wallet is to remind myself how to lose the money in my wallet.

Do you know the difference between investment and speculation? One is Mandarin, the other is Cantonese.

Although money is hard to earn, it is easy to spend.

They are also salty fish. Why can others turn over while you are stuck in the pan?

All your sadness comes from your balance.

You can't afford a beautiful bag, and interesting souls can't afford you.

When the salted fish turned over, it was still salted fish.

Don't lose heart. There are as many beautiful girls as there are stars in the sky, but you can't see them.

Many times I felt I couldn't hold on, and then I gave up.

No matter how good your makeup is, it can't cover your ugly after removing it.

Poetry and the distance are getting dirtier and dirtier, and dreams are becoming more and more silly!

Bill Gates dropped out of school and started his own business, becoming the richest man in the world.

Do you love your work? The work will wait for you there.

Life is not only the immediate pressure, but also the disaster behind it.

If you are infatuated with a person, you must not be worthy of him!

I met you at the most beautiful age. I want to say that I was really unlucky!

For ugly people, it is cruel to look closely.

Some things still need to be persisted, such as sleeping, especially when the alarm clock rings.

The picture of my wife in my wallet is to remind myself how to lose the money in my wallet.

They are also salty fish. Why can others turn over while you are stuck in the pan?

Don't want to fall in love is false, no one is true.

Suddenly, I found that the first thing to get up is to touch the phone, and the last thing to put down the phone before going to bed.

If you don't force yourself, you don't know what despair is.

You have to work hard to be worthy and used.

I'm afraid that you will be mediocre in your life and comfort yourself that you are ordinary and valuable.

If I can lose weight through my wild imagination, I may have only my soul left now.

Failure is the mother of success, but I have failed so many times that I don't know who my mother is.

There is no unprovoked love, no unprovoked hate in the world, but TM has unprovoked fat!

Pinch your fingers, and you two will be separated.

Laziness is a good excuse to say that you can accomplish great things if you work hard.

The world is so big that I want to see it. How far can you go with such a small wallet?

Do you know why God is jealous of talents? Because nobody cares how long the fool lives.

I mustered up courage to face the reality, but found that courage is really just gas.

I don't want to get married and have children, which is my consciousness as a poor person.

The world is so big that I want to see it. How far can you go with such a small wallet?

When I eat dirt, I feel that beggars are happier than me.

No object is afraid of nothing. I have objects, and I have never won chess.

You can't do two points, neither can you do this, nor can you do that.

When you lose weight, you will find that your ugliness has nothing to do with losing weight.

There is no obstacle in life, just because you have short legs.

If money can't do something in the world, you can certainly do it with more money.

Everyone likes to be with you to show their good looks.

If you think there are flies around you, you may be a piece of shit.

Freedom has never been taken for granted, but a privilege that requires a high cost.

We have an unprecedented understanding, and suddenly you ignore me and I ignore you.

If you don't smile, you will be lucky!

With a bullshit attitude, face the fucking life.

It's not my fault that I'm ugly, but I'm in a hurry when I land.

In the last month, there were always thirty days of bad luck.

Every time you spend money, you say your wallet is dripping blood, but your wallet has lost too much blood and died.

I don't know what happiness is when I am in happiness? It's just that I am getting fat and becoming a pig. I still think my figure is OK.

Don't complain about the lack of power when your mobile phone is not used very much. You are not the same. You are tired without doing anything.

In fact, many life problems can be solved without shame.

Running freely with the wind is the direction, but I forget that my legs are short and have no strength.

If you are all right, it's OK~

Only when you ask for leave and deduct your salary can you feel your salary is high.

If you are destined to meet thousands of miles away, you can also save money if you are not.

There was no chicken soup in the world. When the chicken died, it was made into chicken soup.

If you are not happy with your money, you are spending it in the wrong way.

When you feel uncomfortable, touch your chest and tell yourself that you are a man and should be strong.

Those who look good may not be good people, but may be fraud groups.

Single hair loss and no money, running into the elderly.

You can be an ox or a horse, but you should never be a Party B.

God closes a security door for you, and also conveniently puts a titanium alloy lock on you.

If life betrays you, hope is to sell by catty. After all, you are fat.

If you don't get crazy, you will get old faster.

Once I wanted to be a special person, but now I have succeeded. Now I am very sad and helpless.

If eating fish can boost your brain, you should eat at least one whale.

Seeing his back, he charmed thousands of troops and turned his head to frighten off millions of heroes.

Watching the gallop that splashed me away, the labor thought that when I got rich, I would buy a raincoat.

Others worry about how to earn money, but I worry about how to spend money. How can twenty yuan be spent until the 10th of next month?

You can't have it both ways, but you can be poor and ugly.

If you live well, how can I sleep.

Failure is the mother of success, but failure is often infertility.

Adults are not picky eaters. They will say that I am allergic to this.

Go out and start your own business when you have less money to work for. It is guaranteed that you will lose all your money.

When you play with your mobile phone for a long time, you should rest your eyes and look out of the window to think about why you are so poor.

There is no trace of wings in the sky, unless you will lose hair when flying.

Everyone else's girlfriend will be angry, but your girlfriend is still inflating.

Sleep until your hand cramps, count your money until you wake up naturally.

It is too noisy to wake up during the day and too quiet to sleep at night.

Nothing is difficult in the world, as long as you give up!

It's said that the Ghost Gate is about to open in July. You are not alone at all.

I always thought that I would step back, but I didn't expect to fall down.

Even if the heavy rain overturns the whole city, the company still counts you as late.

Don't say you are a single dog anymore. Dogs are dead at your age.

If you work harder, you will be able to move forward. Life is crazy.

The ugly duckling can become a swan, not because he works hard, but because his parents are swans.

When others see you, they say you are a student, not because you look young, but because you wear dirt!

Do you think rich people are happy? Their happiness is beyond your imagination.

In fact, you are not ugly, but you are not obviously beautiful.

There is only one life, but there is more than one fatal thing.

Life is not only about the present, but also about the whole life.

What I said made you cry, please tell me, I say it again.

Every day, I think about a question diligently. How can I get something without work?

Believe in yourself. You can't do what others can.

Thin people can wear clothes out of stories, fat people can only wear accidents.

You think you can do nothing well? If you are wrong, you can also be a waste.

Although I am indifferent to you at ordinary times, I actually said a lot of bad things about you behind my back.

Crazy farting in a taxi can greatly reduce the probability that the driver will take you around.

I'm not the kind of person who would kill a man if he fell down. I just sealed the well.

The way you try to talk to him is like a shopping guide in the mall.

Whether you are two or no two, two is there, no three no four.

There will be fog when you reach the mountain, and it will sink when you reach the bridge.

Ten out of ten are unhappy in life!

Living expenses are like big aunts. They come once a month and disappear in a few days.

Be still as if paralyzed, and move as if epileptic.

Iron body, magnet bed.

If life deceives you, don't lose heart, because tomorrow is the same

No, there are only endless obstacles.

The money for buying a house has not been saved yet, and we will start to save money for buying graves.

How can you live up to the death of chickens, ducks, fish and pigs if you don't eat fat for the New Year?

If you don't give up one second, you will be even more desperate next time.

Before doing the question, think about the intention of the question maker. I think he wants me dead.

How touching it was at the beginning, there will be more than ten thousand disasters later.

For the poor, if life is not tired, it is not called life!

Don't panic to accept failure, but feel it slowly.

Don't bother those who don't return your message for a long time each time. Just delete your friends.

There are no unsolvable problems, but there are unsolvable problems.

Don't put yourself too high, or you will not come down.

Please wear a helmet when riding an electric bicycle, otherwise, classmates driving Mercedes Benz will recognize you.

Birds of a feather flock together to get poor points, and the rich get married eventually.

If you like a girl, you should study hard to find a good job and earn a lot of money. When she gets married, you should pay more.

Others' life is full of stories, while mine is full of accidents.

People are not boring, but lazy to be interesting to you.

I hate one word most in my life! Especially when you can't do the questions.

Some people are beautiful, some people are ugly, and you are so ugly.

When I eat dirt, I feel that beggars are happier than me.

Those who can't go back are called hometown.

The service provided by Haidilao is really good. Last time, I didn't bring any money with me for dinner. The waiter called the police for me.

A girl who likes to laugh is not too unlucky, but can a girl who is unlucky still laugh?

Some people are beautiful, some people are ugly, and you are so ugly.

The world is so big, you only watch in the circle of friends.

If girls don't work hard, they will be arrested and married, and they will have a second child.

Many times, optimistic attitude and nice words can't help you.

I hate people who flatter me most in my life. When I am with them, it seems that I am not a man.

You don't have nothing, you are still sick!

Opportunities are reserved for those who are prepared. Those who have no opportunities should not prepare blindly.

Eat fish tonight. I think you are very picky.

Failure is the mother of success, but I have failed so many times that I don't know who my mother is.

If you don't marry me many years later, then we are really good enough.

If you rob a bank, no matter success or failure, you will not have to work in the next ten years.

The stupidest thing I ever did as a child may be looking forward to growing up.

Work hard, every difficulty will overcome me.

Nine out of ten people are unhappy in life. They have never met one or two people.

Always repeating, especially mistakes!

Shushan has its own way. It's your fault that you don't have a rich life.

If you abandon yourself today, you will defeat you tomorrow.

Once we had poetry and faraway, now we just want to buy a house.

As long as you persevere, those who laugh at you will be laughed to death sooner or later.

Who said I can't play musical instruments? How nice of me to back off!

My friend said he would lend you 20 yuan. After borrowing the money, I learned that some people will live forever.

The only thing more terrible than loneliness is being known that you are lonely.

People's bodies are full of talent, and your bodies are full of pearl milk tea.

Others are just playing fat, while you are ugly and serious.

Thanks to those who knocked me down on the road ahead, because it's really comfortable to lie down.

I believe you will not be knocked down by life, because your weight exceeds life's expectations.

Your face is as rough as your life.

Say "You are great" to the mirror every day. Soon, the mirror will become a great mirror.

Pay attention to details and start from small things, because you can't do big things at all.

I don't know what happiness is when I am in happiness? It's just that I am getting fat and becoming a pig. I still think my figure is OK.

Where there is a long way to go, waving is to leave the tea cool.

With a lofty ambition, you can't bind a chicken with your hands.

If you can't compete with others, you can't compete with others. What can you do on Singles Day.

Don't care about the current low. There is still a long way to go in the future.

Nostalgia is a small ticket. I am here and the scalper is there.

The non-toxic body carries the toxic vaccine. You taught me to be strong when I was young!

You can't break a broken jar. You have to break it hard!

Love is mostly unsuccessful, either suffering from the boredom of getting married, or suffering from the sadness of not getting married.

Love you is not two or three days, but a day without love.

When others review books, they will understand them just by looking at them. I will open them by looking at them.

If you have a large amount of money in front of you and a fan, what does it have to do with you?

If I have something that you don't like, please overcome it yourself.

How great is being rich? Being rich is really amazing.

Who says I can't play musical instruments? I'm good at quitting.

Don't be too confident. You may trust the wrong person.

The stupidest thing I ever did as a child may be looking forward to growing up.

Nothing is difficult in the world, as long as you give up!

The world is so big, I feel so unlucky to know you.

I want to go to the movies with my boyfriend. Is there anything interesting?

If you still persist, you are not desperate enough.

Opportunities are reserved for those who are prepared. Those who have no opportunities should not prepare blindly.

To lose weight, you want to insist, but insist on not wanting you.

After living for so many years, I have never understood one thing. Why did the hook hang?

The garbage is still picked up by my parents. How about you?

I also want to be an elegant lady. It is life that has forced my mother into a shrew.

You are nothing, but one thing you do very well is daydreaming.

Don't say that you are good at nothing. You are a good hand at staying up late playing mobile phones.

I don't know whether it is the love of others that is too easy or my own words are too hard.

What I said made you cry, please tell me, I say it again.

Although those rich people look beautiful on the surface, in fact, they are more beautiful in private.

The past can't be looked back, because you have no past that you can look back on.

Don't always scold others, you are not as good as them.

After learning many skills, I finally found that the most useful skill is to be open-minded!

Some exams rely on strength, others rely on vision, and Nima, I rely on imagination!

If you can't compete with others, you can't compete with others. What can you do on Singles Day.

I hate people who flatter me most in my life. When I am with them, it seems that I am not a man.

There will be many unexpected things in the world. For example, you think I will give an example.

We agreed to go to Baitou together, but you secretly baked oil.

Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately, it killed all the students in the end.

Shushan has its own way. It's your fault that you don't have a rich life.

Why do parents only look at scores? crap! Can they understand the subject?

Go out and start your own business when you have less money to work for. It is guaranteed that you will lose all your money.

Tetris teaches us that if you get along with others, you will disappear.

If eating fish can boost your brain, you should eat at least one whale.

Spring Festival holiday starts from skipping brunch.

To lose weight is to prove to my mother that not only fat can't find objects, but also thin can't find objects!

How many more tomorrow and tomorrow! Since there are so many, we might as well delay.

I have a friend who stopped complaining and began to work hard. After several years, he still looks like a bird.

In many cases, the face is not given by others, but lost by oneself.

Once a dreamer, now there is no dream, only homesick.

The leader said that hard work will lead to faster maturity, so now I look older than them.

How can we meet a storm without experiencing wind and rain.

You can't always look at what you don't have. Look more at what you have. Forget it. Close your eyes.

What is the biggest disgrace in life? I failed the exam after cheating.

You are not walking on the road of Niu B, but still walking on the road of pretending to be forced.

Don't bow to fate easily, because when you bow, you will see fat.

Finally, he won 5 million yuan. When he cashed in, he woke up with a smile.

You can either work very hard or be very smart to barely live a mediocre life.

Before he had time to flirt, he was pulled out.

The past can't be looked back, because you have no past that you can look back on.

You must believe that tomorrow will be better and better to turn you into a dog.

If you don't get crazy, you will get old faster.

I thought we could go to the end together. Who knows, you will take a taxi after two steps.

Looking back on the past, I didn't go straight once.

What I said made you cry, please tell me, I say it again.

Making money is a kind of ability, spending money is a kind of technology. My ability is limited, but my technology is high.

Thank those who knocked you down, because you will find it really comfortable to lie down.

Don't you fight? How do you know how incompetent you are.

If I have something that you don't like, please overcome it yourself.

What you have now is never yours, because you will lose it in the future.

Dogs are man's best friends. But dog's best friend is shit.

Intermittent reform, continuous mixed eating and death.

If my life is a movie, then you are a pop-up advertisement.

How touching it was at the beginning, there will be more than ten thousand disasters later.

When the salted fish turned over, it was still salted fish.

Why is God always jealous of talents? Because nobody cares how long a fool lives.

The way you try to talk to him is like a shopping guide in the mall.

Don't say that others are mentally ill. The premise of brain disease is that you must have a brain.

It's good of you to leave, otherwise I will always be careful and you will stay for dinner.

Intermittent complacency, continuous mixed eating and death.

You can't afford a beautiful bag, and interesting souls can't afford you.

I can think of only the most accurate adjective for myself: plump.

Every day we should have new expectations, so that we can have new disappointments.

Three views are useless. You have to rely on your five senses!

Everything today is just a passing thing. You will be useless from tomorrow.

They are also salty fish. Why can others turn over while you are stuck in the pan?

Where there is plenty of grass in the horizon, they all grow in other people's homes.

I feel that the most affectionate gaze in my life has been given to mobile phones.

I don't want to get married and have children, which is my consciousness as a poor person.

Some things or people can't be solved with money. You have to have a lot of money.

Another day has passed, how is it? Is the dream more distant?

People fall in love by looking romantic and burning money, while you are blind by the other person.

I was poor, so the National Day at home, to avoid a festival.

What is terrible is that you can't solve it.

The most romantic thing I can think of is watching you grow old alone.

Work hard if you are poor! If you don't work hard, how can you be in debt.

If you abandon yourself today, you will defeat you tomorrow.

If you have a large amount of money in front of you and a fan, what does it have to do with you?

I have taken more selfies with my beautiful mobile phone, and I don't know how ugly I am.

Don't feel that you have reached a low point at a young age, and you still have a lot of room for decline.

As a typical failure, you are so successful.

Thank those who knocked you down, because you will find it really comfortable to lie down.

A single man is called a single dog, while a single woman is called a dog ignore.

The pain of life is not because you don't have money, but because others have money.

It is too noisy to wake up during the day and too quiet to sleep at night.

Don't always open your heart and lungs to others. Some people don't eat viscera.

Work, love and life are not smooth? Look in the mirror and you will understand many things.

Your father must work very hard to make you look effortless.

When a relative asked me about my grades, I asked him about his year-end bonus.

Although the brain and intestines are very similar, you can't always use it to hold shit!

The world is fair. People who are busier than you earn more than you, and people who are busier than you earn less than you.

You can either work very hard or be very smart to barely live a mediocre life.

Your life is the same as your hairline. It retreats very fast.

If you don't give up one second, you will be even more desperate next time.

Even if you sleep late, the person who will not find you will not find you!

Everything in the world can be done in a hurry, except for math problems.

Life is bound to give up some people, not you don't care, they don't care.

As the saying goes, disasters never come singly. It can be seen that even disasters are accompanied. Look at you again.

With a lofty ambition, you can't bind a chicken with your hands.

It is also a betrayal of oneself. Some people become eldest sisters and some become young ladies.

People should have dreams, even if it is salted fish, they should also make the saltiest one.

After breaking through the bottleneck, we found that there were bottle caps.

Squat down and touch your own shadow. I'm sorry, you've been wronged by following me.

Eat fish tonight. I think you are very picky.

If you know from afar that you are short of horsepower, you will see that people are ill advised over time.

This life is so hard. Don't fight too hard. The next life will be even harder.

What I said made you cry, please tell me, I say it again.

I used to go to school to make money, but now I work to make money.

The female ticket suddenly became thinner, most of which were air leaks.

Life is not only about the present, but also about the medlar in the distance.

As long as you persevere, those who laugh at you will be laughed to death sooner or later.

You say you are ugly. I think you are not only ugly, but also telling the truth.

You two seem to be a good match. The garbage sorting of the old man is up to standard.

Even if you charge for two hours, no one will talk to you for five minutes.

If you don't give up one second, you will be even more desperate next time.

You used to be my sun, my whole world, and now you are just a ball.

Your life is the same as your hairline. It retreats very fast.

There will be fog when you reach the mountain, and it will sink when you reach the bridge.

I find that I can coax girls to sleep. As soon as I send a message, the girl will say I am going to sleep.

Young and young leave home and return home, and learn a lot of Sao dialect.

I have an early heart, but my quilt and bed disagree.

Say "You are great" to the mirror every day. Soon, the mirror will become a great mirror.

Ten out of ten are unhappy in life!

Success can be copied, but for you, pasting is prohibited here.

There is neither the face that makes people fall in love at first sight, nor the money that makes people love for a long time.

Be modest, listen to others' opinions, and then write down their names carefully.

I am good at shorting A-shares. As soon as I buy them, they will fall immediately.

The operation is as fierce as a tiger, and the salary is twenty-five thousand.

Time is like a chest. When you squeeze, you have it. When you lie down, you have it.

If you suffer, don't drink water, or you will become dirty.

When I went to see the psychiatrist, the doctor said, "You are not depressed. You are really miserable.".

Don't say that others are mentally ill. The premise of brain disease is that you must have a brain.

The beautiful leather bags are the same, and the interesting soul weighs more than 200 kg.

It's said that it's raining in your city. I don't know if you have an umbrella. If you take this rain, it will be white.

You don't have nothing. You are still sick.

People are not boring, but lazy to be interesting to you.

I don't know what happiness is when I am in happiness? It's just that I am getting fat and becoming a pig. I still think my figure is OK.

Don't want to fall in love is false, no one is true.

Those social elites who are admired by everyone are not as good as you think. But it must be much better than you.

It is too noisy to wake up during the day and too quiet to sleep at night.

All roads lead to Rome, and each has a toll station.

Even if the heavy rain overturns the whole city, the company will still count you late.