Today is new year's Eve, come here and give you a piece of your favorite swan meat.

Who said you have no perseverance, single this matter, you did not insist for decades?

Money can't buy love, but it can buy love.

Don't be afraid of myopia, because in front of you, there is nothing but failure.

Love at first sight is clearly the color of the intention; Long life is just a balance of advantages and disadvantages; Even when you are old, you are just used to it.

Never give up, once you start to give up, you will find very happy

If you have difficulties, you should help if you have no difficulties.

If Cinderella's shoes fit, they would not have fallen off. If the prince really loved Cinderella, he would not have known the girl who had danced with him all night.

You will be fat sooner or later.

You're creative and you live with courage.

Give a lipstick to the girl you like. At least when she kisses others, she has your sense of participation.

I miss you so much, the first sentence is false, the second sentence is also false.

Some people are four, except two, or two.

Time is money. Am I wasting time? No, I'm just showing off my wealth!

Don't disturb those who don't return your message for a long time, just delete your friends.

The pancake lady said that she earns 30000 yuan a month, and she doesn't miss you an egg.

May you have wine, meat and girls in the future. Girls are ugly.

A lazy man's clothes are small, and his salary is naturally cool.

Now it doesn't matter if you are suffering. As long as you live, there will be good things happening to others.

It's nice of you to go, or I'll be careful. You'll stay for dinner.

How to meet the storm without experiencing wind and rain.

People are looking for success all their life, but more often than not, what they find is success!

You are so good at comforting others. You must have spent many days comforting yourself.

The reality is that you've been photographed dead on the beach before the waves start.

All of today's things are just passing away. From tomorrow on, you will be nothing.

Time is like a chest. You can squeeze it, but you can't lie down.

In the past, the Chinese new year was meant to be lively, but now I want to be quiet.

Especially can bear hardships these five words, I thought, I can only achieve the first four.

If you don't have to blush, can I borrow some money.

Time is not to get up, but to see how long you can sleep.

Many people feel that they are too tired to live. In fact, they may just sleep too late.

Learning without thinking is futile; thinking without learning is perilous. Do not think not learn into the network loan.

Heart piercing? It doesn't exist! Where is the heart?

I don't swear, that's because I have a strong practical ability.

If a friend comes from afar, he will be punished if he is far away.

I summoned up the courage to face the reality, but found that courage, really just gas.

If the loss is a blessing, then I may be as lucky as the East China Sea.

Ask canal that get so clear, only poison soup to live water!

Pay attention to details, start with small things, because you can't do big things.

The sky didn't fall what big responsibility to me, still bitter my mind, labor my muscles and bones.

When eating soil, I feel that beggars are happier than me.

Life is not just about the present, but also the wedding card from her predecessor, so Lahai is very important.

The difference between you and Xueba is that all your auras are his basic questions.

Ten out of ten are unhappy in life!

For ugly people, it is cruel to look closely.

If you look like a selfie, you don't have a boyfriend.

Although the brain and intestines look very similar, but you can't always use to hold shit!

Other people's gold will always shine, and you, will always spend.

Intermittent complacency, continuous mixed eating and death.

You want money? Just think about it.

A man cannot lower his noble head, except when he picks up money.

There must be new expectations every day, so as to have new disappointment.

Do you know why so many beauties have lost their lives since ancient times? Because no one cares how long an ugly person lives.

As long as you work hard enough, if you can't do it well, you can still fail more thoroughly.

Don't set the bank card password as your girlfriend's birthday, or you'll have to change it.

Pay will have a return, such as one time of extravagance, for twice the disappointment.

If you can't bear it, you can bear it again.

The real warrior, dare to face the balance on the bank card, dare to face up to the number on the scale.

Less and less friendship, more and more reciprocity.

I don't want to get married and have children, which is my consciousness as a poor man.

Pay will have a return, such as one time of extravagance, for twice the disappointment.

Don't be too confident. You may have believed in the wrong person.

In the morning, I look in the mirror and comfort myself that there is nothing worse than me.

It's not because you see hope that you insist, but because you insist, you know there is no hope.

I know it's not right to waste my time, but it's really enjoyable.

Although I can't come to a trip, I have a constitution of being fat.

The heart is a great poet, but the mouth is a poor editor.

When leaders hold a meeting, we should keep quiet. It is impolite to disturb others' sleep.

Do you have any good sports? "Escapism.".

I also want to be an elegant lady. Life makes my mother a shrew.

Freedom has never been a matter of course, but a privilege that requires a very high cost.

If a person seconds back to you, it can only show that he is just playing with the mobile phone.

Dreams still have to have, otherwise one day drink too much, what do you talk to people?

The dream still has to have, in case the next life has come true?

If you're not happy with your money, you're spending it the wrong way.

If you are ugly, you should read more books, so that you can have money for cosmetic surgery.

I want to fall in love early, but it's too late

Tetris teaches us that if you're gregarious, you'll disappear.

If life is a movie, then you are the advertisement.

The flag set up in those years has been deleted. No one can remember it anyway.

Failure is the mother of success, but I have failed so many times that I don't know who my mother is.

Others' lives are full of stories, while mine are accidents.

No one is afraid of anything. I have a partner. I have never won chess.

If the loss is a blessing, then I may be as lucky as the East China Sea.

A lot of times, optimism and nice words can't help you.

You are just like my sunshine, which is dazzling.

I found that I can coax a girl to sleep. As soon as I send a message, the girl says I'm going to bed.

The difference between a man and a pig is that a pig is always a pig, while a man is sometimes not a man.

There is no news that can't be seen, only people who don't want to return.

If one day I disappear, even if my friends and lovers won't look for me, the bank will go crazy for me.

I hate flatterers most in my life. It seems that I can't be a man when I am with them.

It doesn't matter if you are poor. What matters is more than one.

The life span of mobile phone is 1 / 20 of that of human beings. Please put down the chores around you and accompany it well!

If there is no accident on Valentine's day, you can live alone. If you have an accident, you can go to the hospital.

Everything is going up, that is, people are getting more and more cheap.

If you respect people one inch, he will get more.

If you quarrel with an object, don't investigate the reason for the quarrel. You should understand how bold he is.

I'm happy for you when you're good. I'm happy for the world if you're not.

It's said that the ghost gate will open in July. You are not alone.

All stories will have an end, only life and you do not end.

Go out and walk while you are young, or you won't know how wonderful it is to stay at home.

There is nothing difficult in the world, but to be afraid of the rich.

Do not eat fat Chinese new year, how can you afford to die of chicken, duck, fish and pig?

It's nice of you to go, or I'll be careful. You'll stay for dinner.

Knowledge gives you strength, ignorance gives you more powerful, fearless, and unpredictable power.

I also want to be an elegant lady. Life makes my mother a shrew.

Only those who have worked hard know how important the background is!

Often those humble small restaurants, to eat the real delicious, and those big hotels I can not afford to eat.

Earning money is a kind of ability, spending money is a kind of technology. My ability is limited, but my skill is very high.

It doesn't matter if you are poor. You are not only poor but also ugly.

All roads lead to Rome, but some people were born in Rome

Life is like a tea table, full of cups.

If you see my face is not good, don't think too much, that is, you forget to give the red envelope.

There's no hope to be a good man, and bad man is not good at it.

The starting point of others is the end point far away from you.

Life is not as good as nine, can talk to people how to 23.

You can touch your whole body from top to bottom, which is the only station security inspector.

No matter what happens, where you fall, just lie there for a while.

What is it like to be short? He who clearly wants to stare at people has become cute.

Although I look ugly, but bought beautiful clothes, I can ugly beautiful.

Beauty fades, but stupidity lasts~

Time will save you enough disappointment and tell you not to thank.

Wearing white clothes to work doesn't mean you don't have to carry the black pot.

At least in the summer, you're half done.

Don't answer your news, not because I am cold, but because my hands are cold.

I never think about when I can succeed. Since I have chosen the distance, it is still far away.

Sister, you take the bow, brother, I walk on the shore. Look, 99% of this sentence is sung.

Ma Yun's success has nothing to do with his appearance, Jiang Shang's success has nothing to do with his age, and his success has nothing to do with you.

How to meet the storm without experiencing wind and rain.

The farther the poem and the distance, the dirtier it is. The more stupid the horse is riding with dream!

At least in the summer, you're half done.

Give your dream wings, you can't fly anywhere.

If there is money in the world that can't be done, we can certainly do it with more money.

Everyone praises me as virtuous and virtuous. I can't do anything when I'm free.

Sleep until hand cramps, count money to wake up naturally.

If you are particularly infatuated with a person, then you must not be worthy of him!

When you need help most, only ghosts come to help you.

God closed a door for you, and then went to wash and sleep.

There are many ways to destroy friendship. The most thorough one is to borrow money and not pay it back.

Don't put your eyes on the mobile phone for too long, experts have said that the phone will run out of power.

Others care about whether you fly high or not and fly tired, but I only care about whether your wings are delicious?

In a taxi crazy fart, can greatly reduce the probability of the driver taking you detour.

You can eat by your face, but you depend on your talent. This is the gap between you and Mingming.

In life, many people like to make a fuss. In fact, there is no need to think about how to deal with a big problem.

There are many times, the face is not given by others, but lost by ourselves.

Your complicated facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

Don't always feel lonely, look at the circle of fat on the belly, have never left it?

It's true that Feng Shui turns around, but if you're on the axis, it's embarrassing.

Wearing white clothes to work doesn't mean you don't have to carry the black pot.

Don't think you can't insist on coming, you will insist on staying up late to play with your mobile phone.

In the past, the Chinese new year was meant to be lively, but now I want to be quiet.

Why do girls compete with each other? In any case, after decades, they will dance square together.

I'm not the kind of person who falls into the well and kills the stone. I just seal the well.

To be a man, you have to keep the book separate, because you can't make a single moth at all.

What does your partner call you? My partner told me to get out of here.

The reality is that you've been photographed dead on the beach before the waves start.

When listening to the results, you should use the right ear, because the left ear is close to the heart, and sudden death may occur.

My hobbies are divided into dynamic and static, dynamic is turning over, static is sleeping.

Don't think about losing weight all day long. Does your mouth agree with you?

I want to live in your heart, only to find that it is a community, there are many neighbors.

I am ugly, is to reduce the image quality and improve performance, why my life is still so card?

56 nationalities, 55 bonus points.

As long as the express is still on the way, I feel that this life is still a little hopeful.

Nothing lasts forever, but you can.

The reason for being single is that acquaintances are not easy to start with and strangers are not easy to speak.

God will not treat infatuated people badly, he is to the death of the whole.

If you have any unhappiness, just sleep for a while. Nothing can't be solved by sleeping once. If there is, sleep back.

You can only pretend to be a pig.

It's not a shame to sell your soul and principles. What's humiliating is that you can't sell it for a good price.

It's not the uneven road, but you can't.

Some tests rely on strength, others rely on vision, NIMA, I rely on imagination!

Give up the word, it's easier to say than to do.

Don't think the world has abandoned you, the world has no time to pay attention to you!

Twenty years ago, those silly children who ate little raccoon still couldn't collect the five blessings.

Hope is all the time, and you miss every moment.

Go on with a smile, anyway, come to this world, no one plans to go back alive.

If you really want to do a good job, the world will stand in your way.

Some people have worked hard all their lives to get into the third class from the fourth class.

Ugliness doesn't matter. Let others understand with your manners: you are still a person without connotation.

Forget the previous unhappy, because the future will be more unhappy.

Do anything must persist, always let you see, the day of failure.

In the past, the Chinese new year was meant to be lively, but now I want to be quiet.

To start a business, you should have a common mind, because it always goes up and down.

Where there is no fragrant grass in the end of the world, all grow in other people's homes.

Xiao San is a good thing. She took the dog that doesn't love you.

There is always a death, either poor death or heart death.

You are in my heart, just like the stars in the sky. It doesn't matter if you have more or less.

Once in a while, I still have to go out for a walk before I know how comfortable I am in bed.

If life deceives you, don't lose heart, because tomorrow is the same

A person's life, three days is doomed to seven by hard work, the remaining 90 by parents.

Give your dream wings, although not necessarily fly far, but must fall very heavy.

Knowledge gives you strength, ignorance gives you more powerful, fearless, and unpredictable power.

People often say, do not leave youth blank, so I blacken it!

The ugly duckling can become a swan not because he works hard, but because his parents are swans.

All of today's things are just passing away. from_tomorrow_on_ , _you_will_be_nothing_ ._

The day will come down to the great responsibility of the people, must first painstakingly work their muscles and bones, and then the day changed his mind.

How much sorrow can you have, just like a group of eunuchs on the brothel.

Don't say you are a single dog. In fact, you may not be as good as a dog

I'm not short. I'm just far from the sky.

The longest love history of a person is probably narcissism.

Don't worry, as long as you keep going downhill, you will never be at the bottom of your life.

If the world doesn't want you, remember to come to me. I know several traffickers.

If the word "give up" appears in your mind, be sure to tell yourself firmly: you have nothing, where can you give up?

When you feel ugly and poor, don't be sad. At least your judgment is correct.

I can think of the most accurate adjective for myself: fat.

Like a person to express their love, in case, become a spare tire?

Don't think the world has abandoned you, the world has no time to pay attention to you!

Difficulties may be late, but never absent.

Who said I can't play musical instruments? I'm out of the house and I'm good at it.

I used to eat on my face, but I almost starved to death before giving up.

If there is no pursuit, then, how relaxed

Failure is the mother of success, but I have failed so many times that I don't know who my mother is.

Soft heart is not a disease, it is fatal to turn back.

Don't always feel lonely, look at the circle of fat on the belly, have never left it?

Try to match up the students around you, so that you can reduce a sum of money.

Failure is the mother of success, but often failure is infertility.

It's not terrible. What's terrible is that you can't solve it.

What good habits do you stick to in order to be beautiful? Insist on beauty.

Other people's girlfriends are going to get angry, and your girlfriend is still blowing.

Sometimes people are cold to you, it may not be your problem. Maybe he just doesn't like ugliness.

Buy a globe on holiday. The world is so big that you can not only look at it, but also turn around.

If life deceives you, don't lose heart, because tomorrow is the same

Primary school English level support to now, more and more powerless.

Why quarrel? Can't you sit down calmly and slap each other?

Your face is as rough as your life.

Other people's money is my own property.

Whether you love your work or not, the work will be waiting for you there.

If others work hard, you will succeed. If you try hard, you will have food to eat.

The one with wings is not necessarily an angel. It may be Lei Zhenzi.

Don't be afraid of myopia, because in front of you, there is nothing but failure.

Before I met you, my world was black and white. After I met you, it was all black.

Those social elites whom everyone envies are not as good as you think. But it must be much better than you.

The end of failure is despair, the end of effort is overwork.

Meet the person you like to pursue bravely, so that you can know that there is more than one person who refuses you.

Poverty is only temporary, as long as you work hard, you will find that you gradually get used to it.

What wakes me up every day is not the ideal, but the music of the square dance downstairs.

All stories will have an end, only life and you do not end.

Even if I scold you at ordinary times, I have to wait for me to beat you before I know that I have both literature and martial arts.

Time will save you enough disappointment and tell you not to thank.

Difficulties may be late, but never absent.

You will never know which friend of yours will become the next wechat business.

If a person seconds back to you, it can only show that he is just playing with the mobile phone.

Another day has passed, how about, is the dream more distant?

After living for so many years, I still don't understand one thing. Why should the hook be hanged?

All stories will have an end, only life and you do not end.

Growth is the process of turning your crying into silence.

An adult is not picky, and they say, I'm allergic to this.

Looking at his back, he bewildered thousands of troops and turned his head to frighten back a hundred thousand masters.

Fortunately, you didn't wash your hair last year. Otherwise, this year, you would not even have oil in the fried dishes.

Some things, not a knot, but a scar.

Only when you eat bitterly, can you know how hard it is.

Everyone wanted to save the world, but no one helped mom wash the dishes.

Don't think the world has abandoned you, the world has no time to pay attention to you

People who have really worked hard will understand how important talent is.

The same is salted fish, why can others turn over, but you stick to the pot?

In fact, you also have super ability, how to reduce the ability not to be thin.

It's not hard to be a good man for a day, but a rich man for a lifetime.

Love is a light, green to you panic.

Why do people call human, because people live is tired.

I used to eat by my face, but I almost starved to death

Others care about whether you fly high or not and fly tired, but I only care about whether your wings are delicious?

You're the best you can do. It's better to make a fool of yourself.

It's better not to talk and look like a fool than to open your mouth to prove that you are.

Although you look ugly, you want to be beautiful.

The only things you can get for nothing are age and fat.

Only through hard work can we know that the gap in IQ is insurmountable.

To be a man, you have to keep the book separate, because you can't make a single moth at all.

Earning money is a kind of ability, spending money is a kind of technology. My ability is limited, but my skill is very high.

How old can you accept love? As long as you look good, five thousand years will do.

If money is also a mistake, then I am willing to make mistakes again and again.

Congratulations on making it through another day, winning the lottery, another day.

A lazy man's clothes are small, and his salary is naturally cool.

Once I wanted to be a special person. Now I succeed. I am very sad and helpless now.

Don't always scold others, you are not as good as them.

Other people review reading, are looking at to understand, I am looking at to see open.

Non toxic body carrying the toxic vaccine, you are educating me to be strong since childhood!

I feel that in my life, the most affectionate gaze has been given to the mobile phone.

You can't have both, but you can be poor and ugly.

People who are better than you are still working hard. What's the use of your efforts?

It's not terrible to die, but to live no longer.

When I am angry, you must coax me and buy me food. I'll kill you when I'm full.

The one with wings is not necessarily an angel. It may be Lei Zhenzi.

It's not how many backstage you have, but how many people you can be!

When a hero is angry, she becomes a beauty. When she is angry, she has to spend money.

Don't say you're a single dog. Dogs are dead at your age.

All stories will have an end, only life and you do not end.

If no one holds hands, I carry my pocket.

Don't lose heart. There are as many beautiful girls as there are stars in the sky, but you can see and touch them.

All roads lead to Rome, and some people were born in Rome.

The longest love history of a person is probably narcissism.

Everyone praises me as virtuous and virtuous. I can't do anything when I'm free.

My eyes only you, because of your big face, let me not see others.

Good luck will come, but it will come to others.

Failure is the mother of success, but failure doesn't even have a boyfriend.

You used to be my sun, my whole world, now think of it as a ball.

When I went to see a psychiatrist, the doctor said, "you don't have any depression. You're really miserable.".

If you can't bear it, you can bear it again.

Every day in the diligent, thinking about a problem, how can we get something without work?

What you have now has never been yours, because you will lose it in the future.

People who have really worked hard know that the gap in IQ is insurmountable.

April Fool's day, just give a liar, a chance to tell the truth.

99% of the things in the world can be solved with money, and the remaining 1% needs more money.

If I don't have the ability to comfort myself, I can't live now.

Everyone wanted to save the world, but no one helped mom wash the dishes.

Forget the previous unhappy, because the future will be more unhappy.

When I was a child, I was afraid to dream of looking for the toilet. The most terrible thing was that I found the toilet when I didn't wake up.

I also want to be an elegant lady. Life makes my mother a shrew.

You can't have both fish and bear's paws, but you can be single and poor!

I heard that it rained in your city. I don't know if you have an umbrella. If you take this rain, it will be white.

Salted fish turned over, but still salted fish.

Some things are not that I don't care, but I care, what can I do?

If you don't leave, I will die.

People who have really worked hard know that the gap in IQ is insurmountable.

Because of his introverted personality, he couldn't do it all the time.

Come back with me. I'll send you my wedding invitation.

God for you to close a security door, but also conveniently to you on a titanium alloy lock.

Poverty is only temporary, as long as you work hard, you will find that you gradually get used to it.

If you become a spare tire, please forget that you are also a jack.

To make girls cry is a very seedless thing, and to make boys cry is a big deal.

The one with wings is not necessarily an angel. It may be Lei Zhenzi.

You don't have nothing. You're still sick!

When you are old and can't walk, I use my wheelchair to push you to the square every day to let you watch me dance with other old men.

Once some people miss it, thank God.

I don't know what happiness is when I am in it? It's just that I'm going to get fat and become a pig. I still think I'm ok.

I really envy your skin. How can you keep it so thick?

The only way to solve the problem is to become rich.

Don't say you're a single dog. A dog can have three wives and four concubines.

When the boss uses you, you are a talent. When you don't, you become a layoff!

If marriage is the grave of love, the annual anniversary celebration is a grave sweeping.

Money can't buy happiness, that must be, your money is too little!

Where to see the best scenery on National Day? The answer is, circle of friends.

You say you are ugly. I think you are not only ugly, but also tell the truth.

Do not want to fall in love is false, no one is true.

The corner will not meet love, only meet beggars.

You are sleepy every day because you are trapped in life.

Hope is all the time, and you miss every moment.

Although I can't come to a trip, I have a constitution of being fat.

The Spring Festival holiday is coming to an end. It's time to take heart and prepare for May Day.

Although the brain and intestines look very similar, but you can't always use to hold shit!

You are the best! No, it's the fattest!

This life is so hard, don't try too hard, the next life will be more bitter.

People still have to have a dream, even if it is salty fish, also want to do the saltiest one.

Brother listen to my advice, the game can play again, daughter-in-law can play without the game.

I smile at the thought of you, my ugly face.

What can be solved with money is not a problem, but how to have money is your biggest problem.

Don't complain that the mobile phone doesn't use much, you are not the same, you are tired without doing anything.

Thank those who knocked you down because you'll find it really comfortable to lie down.

In the past, the Chinese new year was meant to be lively, but now I want to be quiet.

When I can cash out the money in my head.

With my qualifications and diploma, I will sweep the streets of this city in the future.

It's not how many backstage you have, but how many people you can be!

As long as you persist in learning every day, the final victory will definitely belong to the people who play well in the examination room.

A girl's introduction: female rascal in thought, good girl in life. However, it gives me the feeling that it is a smart ugly force.

Take selfie with Meiyan mobile phone more and more do not know how ugly they are.

People need to work hard, after trying hard, you will find that you are really ordinary.

I am a man. Never challenge my bottom line, or I will have to revise it.

Are you in love? As long as we say that there is no present, we can cover up the fact that we didn't have it in the past.

360 lines, each line out of bug.

Although others seem to be on the surface of smooth sailing, in fact, they are also plain sailing behind their backs.

Failure is the mother of success, but often failure is infertility.

Don't look at others on the surface, everything is going well, in fact, they also have a smooth flow behind their backs.

If life deceives you, don't lose heart, because tomorrow is the same

Sir, you don't have enough money on this card

Growth is the process of turning your crying into silence.

Buy a globe on holiday. The world is so big that you can not only look at it, but also turn around.

You are always so stingy. You have damaged several doors.

Nothing is happier than staying up late, except getting up late.

Welcome the God of wealth on the fifth day of the first month. It's all about the rich. Wash and sleep.

People's heart is short of snake swallowing elephant. If you don't have strength, don't be tough!

There is always a death, either poor death or heart death.

During the interview, they ask you to have a chat. They really just want to talk.

Do you think rich people are happy? You can't imagine their happiness.

People who are better than you are still working hard. What's the use of your efforts?

It's not a shame to sell your soul. What's embarrassing is that you can't sell it for a good price.

After nine years of hard work, I finally got together the down payment of the house I sold.

Can your play, like your money, be less?

It is said that tired into a dog, in fact, the dog is not so tired as you.

Don't think the world without you, no difference, without you, the earth will rotate faster.

The boss who talks with you about money is a good person. If you talk about your ideal, you don't want to give you money!

I want to live in your heart, only to find that it is a community, there are many neighbors.

It's not my fault to look ugly. It's just that I was in such a hurry when I landed that I didn't rush to dress up.

If you can't rob others, you can't do it on singles day.

I heard that you're not as good as me, so I'm relieved.

What's wrong with being ugly? I can't see it myself. It's you who are disgusting!

Love is a light, green to you panic.

They say that elder sister is beautiful. In fact, they are all made up.

The pancake lady said that she earns 30000 yuan a month, and she doesn't miss you an egg.

Don't always call yourself a single dog. According to your age, you are a bachelor. According to your IQ, you are a single fool.

We work very hard to live like ordinary people.

Why do Chinese people have to choose a good day to get married? Because it's hard to live a good life after marriage!

Where there is no fragrant grass in the end of the world, all grow in other people's homes.

No matter what kind of alienation we become in the end, a red envelope can go back to the beginning.

As long as you persevere, those who laugh at you will be killed by you sooner or later.

The day will come down to the great responsibility of the people, must first painstakingly work their muscles and bones, and then the day changed his mind.

Yuelao, please draw the red line for me next time, can you change it into steel wire? Red line old TM broken.

Don't care what others think of you. If you care, others don't look up to you.

Other people save your number is to contact you, I am different, I save your number is not to receive.

Like a person is not hidden, even if hiding in the closet, or her husband will find out.

More lonely than a person eating hot pot is, a person, no money to eat hot pot.

God closed a door for you, will also add security lock, big bolt.

No one is afraid of anything. I have a partner. I have never won chess.

You can't ignore your ugliness just because you are fat.

Who said I can't play musical instruments? I'm out of the house and I'm good at it.

Dreams still have to have, otherwise one day drink too much, what do you talk to people?

Please don't call me housewife, please call me Madame Curie.

The paste is not on the desk, it's in your head.

Why is heaven always jealous of talents? Because nobody cares how long a fool lives.

All stories will have an end, only life and you do not end.

Whenever I find the key to success, I find that someone has replaced the lock cylinder

If you don't go crazy, you'll get old faster.

You can't sleep well by yourself, and you want to sleep with someone else?

Good looking clavicles are the same, and interesting bellies are bouncing around.

When others see you, they say you are a student, not because you look young, but because of the dirt you wear!

Are you in love? As long as we say that there is no present, we can cover up the fact that we didn't have it in the past.

Once I wanted to be a special person. Now I succeed. I am very sad and helpless now.

Rome wasn't built in a day. Three layers of the stomach were not a day's hunger.

Long time not open QQ, login only found that only Tencent News care about you.

Birds of a feather flock together, and the rich get married.

Since childhood, I like to be independent, such as relying on my own ability.

Although life is rough, but I never yield to fate! I usually bend my knees, orz.

The friendship between girls, like plastic flowers, although fake but never fade.

The heart is a great poet, but the mouth is a poor editor.

My hobbies are divided into dynamic and static, dynamic is turning over, static is sleeping.

You get a lot of money, but you also lose a lot of things, such as worry.

My friend said that I would lend you 20 yuan. After I borrowed the money, I knew that some people would turn around for a lifetime.

Insomnia can't sleep, may be because your cell phone still has electricity.

Poverty is not a state, but a normal state.

People need to work hard, after trying hard, you will find that you are really ordinary.

Your life, like your hairline, recedes very quickly.

Life is different from riding a bicycle. Even if you go downhill, it won't be easy.

Don't be too confident. You may have believed in the wrong person.

All roads lead to Rome, but some people were born in Rome

There are things or people that you can't do without money. You have to have a lot of money.

Other people's gold will always shine, and you, will always spend.

In fact, as long as there is no shame, many problems in life can be easily solved.

You must dare to love and hate, to find your love and hate, others really don't care.

There is no news that can't be seen, only people who don't want to return.

Also betray oneself, some people become elder sister, some people become miss.

Although I learn slowly, but I give up quickly!

Nothing is difficult in the world, as long as you give up!

If money is also a mistake, then I am willing to make mistakes again and again.

You're a shredded potato. It's earthy and funny, and you're a loser.

In the past, the Chinese new year was meant to be lively, but now I want to be quiet.

Nothing is difficult in the world, as long as you give up!

It's nice of you to go. Otherwise, I always worry that you will stay for dinner.

Finally won 5 million, when the prize, smile wake up.

Why quarrel? Can't you sit down calmly and slap each other?

An iron pestle can be ground into a needle, but a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. It's no use trying harder if the materials are wrong.

I've never been mentally handicapped to publish my brand name online because I can't afford it.

After all, she is blind and can't be hurt any more.

There will be a lot of unexpected things in the world, for example, you think I'll give an example.

When I left my hometown, the villagers never had a drink of well water.

Who said you have no perseverance, single this matter, you did not insist for decades?

You can eat by your face, but you depend on your talent. This is the gap between you and Mingming.

If you don't cherish me, then after this village, I will wait for you in the next village.

If you don't do something useless, why do you have a long life?

I'm typing in... How many people hope and how many people are disappointed.

It is the least respect for winter to put autumn clothes into autumn trousers and cotton socks.

There is no ridge that can not be turned over in life, only the ridge that can not be turned over.

From a distance to see long hair floating, close to a look at Tiger's back and bear, turn around to see lying trough black mountain old demon.

If you see my face is not good, don't think too much, that is, you forget to give the red envelope.

The so-called marriage is the reorganization of assets of two families.

Always think of a lot of things in the early morning, and after daybreak, forget everything.

You all praise the beauty, there are traces of PS inside.

I am ugly, is to reduce the image quality and improve performance, why my life is still so card?

As long as I work hard, there's nothing I can't screw up.

If I don't have the ability to comfort myself, I can't live now.

Your sister is a good girl. She has shared a lot for your mother.

There is no road in the world, so the teacher begins to call the roll.

I know that haste is not speed. I can't eat hot tofu in a hurry. How can you say I have procrastination?

Gold always shines, but you are just a piece of fat.

When life pressure you can't breathe, you must straighten your back so that you can't look bad when you are crushed to death.

Fame is like a fart. It's not enough to make a sound. It will stink for some time.

After so long efforts, if you have a little talent, it's time to show some signs of success.

Now the girls are too shameful, the neckline is so low, you can't see the career line

If one day you find yourself rich overnight, slap yourself, wake up and don't be late for work.

Your sister is a good girl. She has shared a lot for your mother.

In fact, fate, really does not like to joke with you, it is very serious to kill you.

The night gives you black eyes, but you turn your eyes with them.

Don't think you are abandoned by the world, but the world has no time to pay attention to you.

When leaders hold a meeting, we should keep quiet. It is impolite to disturb others' sleep.

With my qualifications and diploma, I will sweep the streets of this city in the future.

After a period of suffering, others are happy after suffering, but you are just suffering.

The real food can be regarded as moon cakes.

When life pressure you can't breathe, you must straighten your back so that you can't look bad when you are crushed to death.

Childhood dream is to be a hero, did not expect to be able to easily achieve in the mobile phone, and there are many choices.

What about being short, kid? Raise your head and let them know that you are not only short, but also ugly!

It's not that people make fun of you, but you are the joke itself!

Don't put your eyes on the mobile phone for too long, experts have said that the phone will run out of power.

In life, many people like to make a fuss. In fact, there is no need to think about how to deal with a big problem.

Can your play, like your money, be less?

What's wrong with you? You must be sick in bed!

Opportunities are reserved for those who are prepared. Those who do not have opportunities should not prepare blindly.

There must be new expectations every day, so as to have new disappointment.

I want to get to know you again, starting with your name. What's your name?

Only those who have worked hard know how important the background is!

This is the worst year of the past decade, and the good news is that this year is the best year in the next decade.

Please cherish those who hurt you, after all, others are lazy to harm you.

Do you know why heaven envies talents? Because nobody cares how long a fool lives.

Rich people are close to me, rich people are far away from me!

Many times I felt I couldn't hold on, and then I gave up.

If you don't have to blush, can I borrow some money.

Edison searched for the filament a thousand times to make you a durable light bulb.

If you can't be angry, don't be angry. If you can't swear, you can do it directly.

What is it like to be short? He who clearly wants to stare at people has become cute.

I want to go to the cinema with my boyfriend. What's good for you?

The creditor is the one who will not abandon you even if you are broke.

If you don't leave, I will die.

This is the worst year of the past decade, and the good news is that this year is the best year in the next decade.

Success can be copied, but for you, paste is forbidden here.

If you are ugly, you should keep fit, so that you can beat others when they say you are ugly.

If you have a loss, do not drink water, or you will become dirty.

Recently I got rid of the bad habit of staying up all night.

I've never asked for anyone in my life, only the shadow area.

If a woman wants to please himself, a man should be poor!

People who used to pour cold water on me, it doesn't matter. I will return it to you when I boil it.

If you have a lot of money in front of you and a million fans, what does that have to do with you?

It's really naive to be afraid of ghosts. I'll show you people's hearts.

Thanks to the people who knocked me down on the road before, because it's really comfortable to lie down.

You are not walking on the road of Niu B, but you are still walking on the road of pretending to be forced.

Don't be afraid of myopia, because in front of you, there is nothing but failure.

If you don't have to blush, can I borrow some money.

I don't want to read, mainly because there is no one to feed the cattle, pigs and sheep at home.

The most collapse of the exam is to see a problem, vaguely remember the teacher said, but clearly remember I did not listen to.

When you encounter difficulties, you can't remember it the next day.

What's the most crowded bus you've ever taken? Just passed by, but was squeezed into the car.

No object yet? Would you like to introduce a good dog food.

Commitment is like farting. At that time, it was earth shaking, but after that, it was powerless.

As long as you persevere, those who laugh at you will be killed by you sooner or later.

People think I don't have friends. In fact, I really don't have friends.

I used to eat on my face, but I almost starved to death before giving up.

People think I don't have friends. In fact, I really don't have friends.

I have nothing from once, to now penniless.

The flag set up in those years has been deleted. No one can remember it anyway.

Poverty is not terrible. What's terrible is that I am the poorest person.

My lover is a hero. One day, he will step on colorful clouds to marry others.

Birds of a feather flock together, and the rich get married.

Even if you fail 99 times, you should try again to round up the whole number.

He once dreamed of walking around the world with a sword. Because he was too fat, he cancelled the original plan.

Love is mostly unsuccessful, either suffering from the boredom of getting married, or the sorrow of not getting married.

People still have to have a dream, even if it is salty fish, also want to do the saltiest one.

The world is so big, I want to see if there are plastic bottles.

If you like a girl, try to make more money, and then you can make more money.

Why do girls compete with each other? In any case, after decades, they will dance square together.

Your face, a day destined, nine points to see the filter.

Ugliness doesn't matter. Let others understand with your manners: you are still a person without connotation.

Three views are useless. You have to rely on your facial features!

The most brilliant smile in my life is probably dedicated to my mobile screen.

Fat people don't starve to death. They die of starvation.

I am a man. Never challenge my bottom line, or I will have to revise it.

According to analysis, the root cause of extramarital love is marriage.

If you are ugly, you should read more books. In any case, anything else has nothing to do with you.

Every time I bravely take a step, God will be timely and generous for me, paving the next downhill road.

Do anything must persist, always let you see, the day of failure.

Hope is fire, disappointment is smoke, life is smoke while making fire.

The rich man's DINK is called Dink, and the poor man's DINK is called "no son and no son".

You are my little apple. Oh, I hate it! I mean, I really want to cut you.

When you feel that life is unfair to you, weigh yourself and look in the mirror, you will feel that everything is reasonable.

Every time you spend money, you say your wallet is bleeding, but you don't know that your wallet has lost too much blood and died.

There is only one life, but there is more than one life threatening thing.

Fame is like a fart. It's not enough to make a sound. It will stink for some time.

Lazy and have a goal, is really miserable.

Money can't buy happiness, that must be, your money is too little!

If you don't play with your mobile phone one day, you won't die. Your life is still there, but your soul is lost!

Even if you charge for two hours, no one will talk to you for five minutes.

If there is no pursuit, then, how relaxed

If you've had a rough life in the first half of your life, don't worry too much, you'll get used to it in the second half.

I thought I could get her by holding her hand, but I didn't expect her to be a thousand handed Avalokitesvara.

Whether you love your work or not, the work will be waiting for you there.

The pancake lady said that she earns 30000 yuan a month, and she doesn't miss you an egg.

Although others seem to be on the surface of smooth sailing, in fact, they are also plain sailing behind their backs.

What is friendship? You've been mentally retarded for many years, and I'll never give up.

It is said that in 2020, I don't want to die to eliminate poverty.

Life is like water in a sponge. As long as you don't want to squeeze, it will evaporate one day.

The money to buy a house has not been saved yet, and it will start to save money for buying graves.

Who said money can't buy time, network management will continue for another two hours.

Life is like water in a sponge. As long as you don't want to squeeze, it will evaporate one day.

Sometimes people are cold to you, it may not be your problem. Maybe he just doesn't like ugliness.

If you see my face is not good, don't think too much, that is, you forget to give the red envelope.

Although I earn less, I save more. Yesterday Ferrari saved more than two million.

The world is so big that I want to see it. How far can you walk with such a small purse?

When I was a child, I hated eating and sleeping. Now I think it's cheap.

If you see my face is not good, don't think too much, that is, you forget to give the red envelope.

Earning money is a kind of ability, spending money is a kind of technology. My ability is limited, but my skill is very high.

I know years will smooth my edges and corners, but did not expect, is to rub me on the ground.

If no one holds hands, I carry my pocket.

Once the sea is dry and the stone is rotten, but it is good to gather and disperse.

When life pressure you can't breathe, you must straighten your back so that you can't look bad when you are crushed to death.

You are a princess by your parents, a princess by a man, and a beggar by yourself.

You have to believe that tomorrow, will be better, better abuse you into a dog.

Poverty is only temporary, as long as you work hard, you will find that you gradually get used to it.

What does your partner call you? My partner told me to get out of here.

I'm not Zhuge Liang, and I don't have a straw boat, but why do you always go to me?

Do anything must persist, always let you see, the day of failure.

I really want to sell the house and travel around the world, but the landlord doesn't agree.

Dream of their own in the exam, and then be scared to wake up, found that they really in the exam.

I'm typing in... How many people hope and how many people are disappointed.

I am a man. Never challenge my bottom line, or I will have to revise it.

In fact, as long as there is no shame, many problems in life can be easily solved.

Distance produces not beauty, but the third.

You say you are ugly. I think you are not only ugly, but also tell the truth.

Secret love is that you build a castle for him in your heart, but he doesn't even want to enter the door.

Don't always dig out the heart and lung for people. Some people don't eat viscera.

It's said that since you got psychosis, the whole person has been more energetic.

The world is so big, you only watch in the circle of friends.

If you don't leave, I will die.

There is only one kind of trouble when you are not full, and there are countless troubles when you are full.

Don't worry, as long as you keep going downhill, you will never be at the bottom of your life.

After a period of suffering, others are happy after suffering, but you are just suffering.

In the past, I didn't know anything except reading, but now I know everything except reading.

Long time not open QQ, login only found that only Tencent News care about you.

There are some things to stick to, such as sleeping, especially when the alarm clock rings.

Thin people can wear clothes out of the story, fat people can only wear into accidents.

I really envy your skin. How can you keep it so thick?

Want to be your sun, warm you when you are happy, and die when you are not happy.

You can't do it at two, neither this nor that.

Other people's gold will always shine, and you, will always spend.

Heart piercing? It doesn't exist! Where is the heart?

If you give up who you are today, you will beat you tomorrow.

At present, the most reliable way to get rich is to demolish your house.

Every day in the diligent, thinking about a problem, how can we get something without work?

Don't look down. Your chin will show.

I don't think it's terrible to be lovelorn, but blind.

The girl who loves to laugh is not so bad, but the girl with bad luck can still laugh?

The farther the poem and the distance, the dirtier it is. The more stupid the horse is riding with dream!

Only through hard work can we know that the gap in IQ is insurmountable.

When you feel that life is unfair to you, weigh yourself and look in the mirror, you will feel that everything is reasonable.

This year, which has not broken up the love, only does not hurt the hand Libai. You have to be open-minded.

The only thing more terrible than loneliness is to be known that you are lonely.

As a model of failure, you have been so successful.

For the poor, if life is not tired, it is not called life!

Don't look forward to tomorrow, because tomorrow will not be easy.

Dogs are man's best friends. However, dog's best friend is shite.

The boss said that as long as we work hard, he can change Maserati next year.

Wu Zetian proved that success has nothing to do with gender. You have proved that success has nothing to do with you.

Life won't give you up, but it won't let you go.

Often those humble small restaurants, to eat the real delicious, and those big hotels I can not afford to eat.

Don't say you have nothing, you still have a debt.

No matter you two or no two, two is there, no three no four.

Only through hard work can we know that the gap in IQ is insurmountable.

If you work harder, you will be able to go crazy.

In fact, as long as there is no shame, many problems in life can be easily solved.

The heart is a great poet, but the mouth is a poor editor.

The pain of life is not because you have no money, but because others have money.

I lie in bed looking at the ceiling, thinking about the ceiling where I work, just someone else's floor.

Failure is not terrible, but you still believe it.

In the most beautiful age to meet you, I want to say, it's really bloody mold!

When I was a child, I hated eating and sleeping. Now I think it's cheap.

Poverty is not a state, but a normal state.

Do you have any good sports? "Escapism.".

Food is generally more kind, because every day only want to eat, there is no time to calculate others.

The heart is a great poet, but the mouth is a poor editor.

Poverty limits me so much, why not limit my weight?

There are many times, the face is not given by others, but lost by ourselves.

Go on with a smile, anyway, come to this world, no one plans to go back alive.

Work hard, every difficulty, will overcome me.

The biggest advantage of a blind date is that if the marriage goes wrong in the future, you can put the blame on the matchmaker.

For people like you, even if you put the word "local tyrant" on your face, others will read it in reverse.

You're down. There are thousands of people who can replace you.

Looking back 500 times in the past life, but in exchange for a sentence in this world, rogue.

I used to be young, but now my youth is gone, and there is only one.

If marriage is the grave of love, the annual anniversary celebration is a grave sweeping.

God closed a door for you, and then went to wash and sleep.

I miss you so much, the first sentence is false, the second sentence is also false.

Believe in yourself. You can't do what others can.

Which has what empathy heart, is all stands to speak not waist pain mouth.

The money to buy a house has not been saved yet, and it will start to save money for buying graves.

If you are ugly, you should read more books. In any case, anything else has nothing to do with you.

You can't sleep well by yourself, and you want to sleep with someone else?

Others did not reply, continue to wait, you will wait until her circle of friends.

Would you like to be my sun? Then please stay with me for 92955886 km.

You can be a cow or a horse, but never be Party B.

Although I earn less, I save more. Yesterday Ferrari saved more than two million.

Opportunities are reserved for those who are prepared. Those who do not have opportunities should not prepare blindly.

If you want to buy a Porsche Cayenne, please tell me where your money comes from!

Now it doesn't matter if you are suffering. As long as you live, there will be good things happening to others.

The longest love history of a person is probably narcissism.

Suddenly found that the first thing to get up is to touch the mobile phone, the last thing before going to bed is to put down the mobile phone.

Everything is going up, that is, people are getting more and more cheap.

No one cares how high you fly, but there are a group of people waiting to see how miserable you fall.

Don't care about the current trough. There is still a long way to go in the future.

I'm not afraid to become people I hate. I'm afraid I'm not as good as them.

Don't always dig out the heart and lung for people. Some people don't eat viscera.

A fool has a fool's fortune, but a fool B has no.

If you still insist, you are not desperate enough.

Welcome the God of wealth on the fifth day of the first month. It's all about the rich. Wash and sleep.

Love is mostly unsuccessful, either suffering from the boredom of getting married, or the sorrow of not getting married.

A fierce look at you is not good, take a closer look, it is better than a fierce look.

My goal is to have a house at the age of 30. Now I'm halfway there. I'm 30 years old.

If you work harder, you'll get more blows.

When I was a child, I didn't like to eat, so I'm short now. Now I love eating, which makes me fat and short.

The friendship between girls, like plastic flowers, although fake but never fade.

When looking for a partner, don't just look at the other person's appearance, first look at your own appearance!

You're never lonely, because you don't want to make friends with you.

Those who have ulterior motives for you have intentions, after all.

I miss you so much, the first sentence is false, the second sentence is also false.

Why quarrel? Can't you sit down calmly and slap each other?

In fact, you are not worthless, at least in the summer, you can feed mosquitoes.

A good-looking skin bag has nothing to do with you. You don't have an interesting soul.

Whether it's a white hat or a black hat, it's not a good hat to turn green.

There are two tragedies in life. One is not getting what you want, the other is getting what you don't want.

Running with the wind, freedom is the direction, but forget the short legs, no strength.

You don't know how to arrange your life. There will be many people to help you arrange what they need you to do.

If money is also a mistake, then I am willing to make mistakes again and again.

Before I met you, my world was black and white. After I met you, it was all black.

The Spring Festival holiday is coming to an end. It's time to take heart and prepare for May Day.

Those social elites whom everyone envies are not as good as you think. But it must be much better than you.

I don't swear, that's because I have a strong practical ability.

The purpose of putting mirrors in school teaching buildings is to let you know that ugly people need to read more.

It's better to look for a partner. You have to make an excuse for no one likes you.

Ugliness doesn't matter. Let others understand with your manners: you are still a person without connotation.

This second does not give up, the next second, more despair.

The world is so big, you only watch in the circle of friends.

Don't always dig out the heart and lung for people. Some people don't eat viscera.

If there is no accident on Valentine's day, you can live alone. If you have an accident, you can go to the hospital.

The deposit is negative, the house is rented, there is a bicycle, or shared.

People who are better than you are still working hard. What's the use of your efforts?

Autumn is the harvest season. Other people's harvest is success and happiness, your harvest is to realize that not everyone will be successful and happy.

In fact, fate, really does not like to joke with you, it is very serious to kill you.

When I am angry, you must coax me and buy me food. I'll kill you when I'm full.

Some people have worked hard all their lives to get into the third class from the fourth class.

After years of hard work, although there is no harvest, but you have debt!

Pay will have a return, such as one time of extravagance, for twice the disappointment.

Wu Zetian proved that success has nothing to do with gender. You have proved that success has nothing to do with you.

The world is so big, I want to see if there are plastic bottles.

You're never lonely, because you don't want to make friends with you.

Excuse me, in dog days, what is the best way to relieve summer heat? The salary is natural and cool.

I don't know which link goes wrong. Is there a middleman who makes a difference?

Love at first sight is good-looking, and thinking about it is money.

I don't swear, that's because I have a strong practical ability.

You give grass a little love, grass also you a piece of green!

You can touch your whole body from top to bottom, which is the only station security inspector.

Can you be sincere to me? Certainly. I really don't like you.

I think there must be a lot of people secretly in love with me, because for so many years, no one told me!

The creditor is the one who will not abandon you even if you are broke.

It takes 99.81 difficulties for a good man to become a Buddha, and a bad man just needs to put down his butcher's knife.

Sometimes you feel like an sb. Don't lose heart. At least you feel right.

After living for so many years, I found that the only thing I could stick to was to charge the mobile phone every day.

So many years did not fall into the peach trap, rely on two words, no money.

I heard that you're not as good as me, so I'm relieved.

You should be careful during the Spring Festival. After all, it is necessary to kill pigs during the Spring Festival.

So many years did not fall into the peach trap, rely on two words, no money.

Life is like water in a sponge. As long as you don't want to squeeze, it will evaporate one day.

I am a sauerkraut fish, sour and vegetable, but also redundant.

Love really needs courage to accept, no one loves again and again.

Don't say you're a single dog. A dog can have three wives and four concubines.

The road in the distance, in addition to the unknown, there is despair.

Other people have more money than you and work harder than you, but you are more powerful. You have everything by your imagination.

If life is a movie, then you are the advertisement.

What can be solved with money is not a problem, but how to have money is your biggest problem.

Now it doesn't matter if you are suffering. As long as you live, there will be good things happening to others.

Your present life may not be what you want, but it is absolutely your own.

After being lovelorn, get up quickly. After all, there's another scum waiting for you.

Before doing the test, first think about the author's intention. I think he wants me to die.

For the poor, if life is not tired, it is not called life!

When a relative asks about my grades, I will ask him about the year-end bonus.

A fierce look at you is not good, take a closer look, it is better than a fierce look.

There is no sign of wings in the sky, unless you lose hair when you fly.

The difference between a man and a pig is that a pig is always a pig, while a man is sometimes not a man.

Work less money to come out to start a business, guarantee to let you, compensate all.

You can't ignore your ugliness just because you are fat.

April Fool's day, just give a liar, a chance to tell the truth.

Please cherish the person who is good to you, otherwise you will not know when you miss it, and then you can meet another blind one.

Ask canal that get so clear, only poison soup to live water!

Failure is also a part of success. Where you fall down, you will deceive others.

You can't do it at two, neither this nor that.

The most brilliant smile in my life is probably dedicated to my mobile screen.

Women conquer men with stockings, men conquer banks with stockings.

The world laughs at me for being crazy. I laugh at how quickly the world can see it.

Maybe sleep is the real form of human activity. No wonder I can't wake up all the time.

Success can be copied, but for you, paste is forbidden here.

I thought tomorrow would be better, and then I looked forward to it every day.

We work very hard to live like ordinary people.

I tried to be an interesting person, but then I deviated and became a teaser.

Poverty is not a state, but a normal state.

I used to be young, but now my youth is gone, and there is only one.

No matter what kind of alienation we become in the end, a red envelope can go back to the beginning.

Your face, a day destined, nine points to see the filter.

If you want to buy a Porsche Cayenne, please tell me where your money comes from!

Every woman is looking for a man and finally finds out that the most masculine is herself.

I never bully the weak. Before I bullied him, I didn't know he was weaker than me.

Three views are useless. You have to rely on your facial features!

I work hard every day to prove to those who look down on me that they are right.

No one laughs at your dreams, they just laugh at your strength.

There is always a death, either poor death or heart death.

It's not my fault to look ugly. It's just that I was in such a hurry when I landed that I didn't rush to dress up.

When people fall in love, they depend on their looks, romance and money, while you rely on their blindness.

If a friend comes from afar, he will be punished if he is far away.

If one day I disappear, even if my friends and lovers won't look for me, the bank will go crazy for me.

Your sister is a good girl. She has shared a lot for your mother.

Once we had poetry and distance, now we just want to buy a house.

So many years did not fall into the peach trap, rely on two words, no money.

When you meet a girl you like, you should be brave enough to say it. Only when you take the initiative can you know that she has her own flower.

Money is not everything, but money can do what you want.

The world is so big, you only watch in the circle of friends.

The picture of my wife in my wallet is to remind me how I lost the money in my wallet.

Some tests rely on strength, others rely on vision, NIMA, I rely on imagination!

Life is not as good as nine, can talk to people how to 23.

I'm typing in... How many people hope and how many people are disappointed.

In fact, you are not worthless, at least in the summer, you can feed mosquitoes.

In the face of difficulties, if you persist for a while, you will get used to it.

Don't complain that the mobile phone doesn't use much, you are not the same, you are tired without doing anything.

Beautiful leather bag 3000 one night, interesting soul wants car and room.

Other people review reading, are looking at to understand, I am looking at to see open.

I lie in bed looking at the ceiling, thinking about the ceiling where I work, just someone else's floor.

I'm not afraid to become people I hate. I'm afraid I'm not as good as them.

When I was a child, I hated eating and sleeping. Now I think it's cheap.

People are not boring, but lazy to be interesting to you.

Don't say you have nothing, you still have a debt.

The cost of living is like a big aunt. It comes once a month and disappears in a few days.

Maybe fate holds your throat, just let you eat less.

Wu Zetian proved that success has nothing to do with gender. You have proved that success has nothing to do with you.

Work less money to come out to start a business, guarantee to let you, compensate all.

If you think that all around you are flies, you may be a piece of shit.

Don't stay up too late. Staying up late will hurt your cell phone.

It's said that since you got psychosis, the whole person has been more energetic.

Young people, it's nothing to have no money now, and there will be many days without money in the future.

When God closes a door for you, he will also clip your brain.

Life is short, and I'm fuckin 'lazy.

What about being short, kid? Raise your head and let them know that you are not only short, but also ugly!

I don't know what happiness is when I am in it? It's just that I'm going to get fat and become a pig. I still think I'm ok.

When people fall in love, they depend on their looks, romance and money, while you rely on their blindness.

This year, which has not broken up the love, only does not hurt the hand Libai. You have to be open-minded.

Work hard, every difficulty, will overcome me.

You don't have to do today's work. In case you die tomorrow, you don't have to do it.

Life is like a phone call, either you hang up or I hang up first.

People who have really worked hard will understand how important talent is.

In the past, the Chinese new year was meant to be lively, but now I want to be quiet.

The noise in the day is too noisy to wake up, and the night is too quiet to sleep.

Of course, money can't buy happiness, just money, others will try to make you happy.

Ma Yun's success has nothing to do with his appearance, Jiang Shang's success has nothing to do with his age, and his success has nothing to do with you.

You don't look at me usually to you, a look of indifference, in fact, I said a lot of bad things about you behind my back.

The road in the distance, in addition to the unknown, there is despair.

People often say, do not leave youth blank, so I blacken it!

You look serious, like a film on the overpass.

It's not terrible. What's terrible is that you can't solve it.

Where are you stuck in the National Day?

Give your dream wings, you can't fly anywhere.

Growth is the process of turning your crying into silence.

Even believe has a lie in the middle.

The reality is that you've been photographed dead on the beach before the waves start.

Only through hard work can we know that the gap in IQ is insurmountable.

I thought I could get her by holding her hand, but I didn't expect her to be a thousand handed Avalokitesvara.

This second does not give up, the next second, more despair.

Tomb Sweeping Day, you should go back to your school to sweep the grave, because there buried your youth.

I don't want to have a dog, I don't want to have a cat. I just want to raise you. After all, raising pigs can make you rich.

There is no ridge that can not be turned over in life, only the ridge that can not be turned over.

Earning money is a kind of ability, spending money is a kind of technology. My ability is limited, but my skill is very high.

If we don't owe each other, how can we meet again.

Don't say that someone else's brain is sick. The premise of brain disease is that there must be a brain.

Just because in the crowd, one more look at you, you think I'm going to sit on your motorcycle.

Make up again good, also can't cover you, after removing make-up ugliness.

It's a pity to know you in such a big world.

When a hero is angry, she becomes a beauty. When she is angry, she has to spend money.

Stealing one person's ideas is plagiarism, stealing many people's ideas is research.

Life is not just about the present, but also the wedding card from her predecessor, so Lahai is very important.

You are not unprepared for everything. At least you are ready to fail.

Failure is the mother of success, but I have failed so many times that I don't know who my mother is.

Although you have never been abroad, you are jet lagged every day.

If you work harder, you'll get more blows.

You are in my heart, just like the stars in the sky. It doesn't matter if you have more or less.

I used to have schizophrenia, but now we have recovered.

I found that I can coax a girl to sleep. As soon as I send a message, the girl says I'm going to bed.

Every time I look at the poor travel log, I feel that I don't want to be poor.

He was pulled out before he had time to get involved.

There must be fog in front of the mountain, and the boat will sink naturally at the end of the bridge.

As long as you work hard enough, if you can't do it well, you can still fail more thoroughly.

You say you are ugly. I think you are not only ugly, but also tell the truth.

Nothing can defeat you, because you have never succeeded.

Others worry about how to make money, but I worry about how to spend it. How can I spend 20 yuan until the 10th of next month?

I heard that you had a bad time. I squatted at the door and laughed all day.

It's not that people who eat bird's nest have good skin, but those who can afford it have good skin.

Ten out of ten are unhappy in life!

Ask canal that get so clear, only poison soup to live water!

If you like, you will not know how ugly you are.

In fact, what you hate is not square dancing, but square dancing aunts.

It doesn't matter if you are short and poor now. Believe that one day, you will become short and poor

Life is not only the immediate pressure, but also the disaster behind it.

You're a sugar cane man. It's sweet at the beginning, and it's all dregs in the back.

You are in my heart, just like the stars in the sky. It doesn't matter if you have more or less.

Play mobile phone for a long time to let the eyes rest, look out of the window, think about why you are so poor.

Every time you spend money, you say your wallet is bleeding, but you don't know that your wallet has lost too much blood and died.

There is no sign of wings in the sky, unless you lose hair when you fly.

The boss said that as long as we work hard, he can change Maserati next year.

Playing mahjong three missing one, fighting landlord two missing one, I fall in love, why still a lack of one?

Which has what empathy heart, is all stands to speak not waist pain mouth.

Some people appear in your life, want to tell you, you are so cheat!

The blessings and single digit red envelopes are soulless.

I'm typing in... How many people hope and how many people are disappointed.

There are two kinds of people I hate most about driving. One is people who like to add more traffic, and the other is people who don't let me.

Once some people miss it, thank God.

You're not choosing a difficult disease, you're just poor.

Doing political papers is the time when I lie the most in my life.

Life is not only the present, but also a lifetime.

Iron body, magnet hit bed.

It is said that falling in love will affect learning. Does learning not affect love?

I changed her from a girl to a woman, she changed me from a boy to a poor man.

Failure is the mother of success.

Life not only has in front of you, but also has the distant wolfberry.

The so-called growth is to hear the four words of rough seas, no longer associated with the sea.

Although you are short, your hairline is high.

Weight loss is a big thing, let me eat first, and then plan well.

It's not that people look down on you, it's just that they can't see you.

Who said money can't buy time, network management will continue for another two hours.

Only those who have worked hard know how important the background is!

Don't answer your news, not because I am cold, but because my hands are cold.

Don't worry, everything is the worst arrangement.

My hobbies are divided into dynamic and static, dynamic is turning over, static is sleeping.

Especially can bear hardships these five words, I thought, I can only achieve the first four.

Money is hard to earn, but easy to spend.

Everyone praises me as virtuous and virtuous. I can't do anything when I'm free.

There must be pure friendship between men and women. Every girl I know can only be friends with me at most.

Think well is the illusion, seriously do also have no future.

Believe it or not, and return the whole wechat to TM.

In the world, everything can be done, except math problems.

As long as you are willing to bear hardships, work hard, put down your body and ask for food, there will always be someone to catch up with

Wearing white clothes to work doesn't mean you don't have to carry the black pot.

Money can't buy love, but it can buy love.

You have to believe that tomorrow, will be better, better abuse you into a dog.

Others care about whether you fly high or not and fly tired, but I only care about whether your wings are delicious?

Although I can't come to a trip, I have a constitution of being fat.

The boss said that as long as we work hard, he can change Maserati next year.

Although you have never been abroad, you are jet lagged every day.

I never bully the weak. Before I bullied him, I didn't know he was weaker than me.

Some people are four, except two, or two.

Rome wasn't built in a day, but it wasn't hard to empty your wallet.

When you encounter difficulties, you can't remember it the next day.

If life is a movie, then you are the advertisement.

An iron pestle can be ground into a needle, but a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. It's no use trying harder if the materials are wrong.

Why do girls compete with each other? In any case, after decades, they will dance square together.

If the whole world doesn't want you, you should remember me, and I don't want you.

When you don't have money, it's a curse to hear people say congratulations on a long life.

I can't be double faced, but I'm often stabbed on both sides.

Sleep until hand cramps, count money to wake up naturally.

As long as I eat fast enough, I can't catch up with my weight!

Who says you don't have true love, trouble is with you.

I see two things in your eyes, one is sincerity, and the other is eyedroppings.

To make girls cry is a very seedless thing, and to make boys cry is a big deal.

What can be solved with money is not a problem, but how to have money is your biggest problem.

Your stinky foot was bitten by a poisonous snake. After 6 hours of rescue, the snake was finally saved.

If you are ugly, you should read more books. In any case, anything else has nothing to do with you.

Poverty is not terrible. What's terrible is that I am the poorest person.

I'm not afraid to become people I hate. I'm afraid I'm not as good as them.

Garbage and uncle and aunt pick up, you?

When you are in love, you will feel like taking drugs. If you break up, you will feel like giving up drugs again.

Every time I look at the poor travel log, I feel that I don't want to be poor.

He was pulled out before he had time to get involved.

You have to believe that tomorrow, will be better, better abuse you into a dog.

Think well is the illusion, seriously do also have no future.

There is a road in the mountain of books. It's because you don't have a rich life.

Money is not everything, but money can do what you want.

If you are good at it, you can do it one line at a time.

When looking for a partner, don't just look at the other person's appearance, first look at your own appearance!

The road in the distance, in addition to the unknown, there is despair.

There are many ways to destroy friendship. The most thorough one is to borrow money and not pay it back.

I have no money, I don't have a car, I don't have a house.

Always repeating, especially mistakes!

Don't think you can't insist on coming, you will insist on staying up late to play with your mobile phone.

There must be new expectations every day, so as to have new disappointment.

The world laughs at me for being crazy. I laugh at how quickly the world can see it.

If life deceives you, don't worry - take out your beauty camera and cheat life.

There is a period of love, called self indulgence.

This second does not give up, the next second, more despair.

Today is new year's Eve, come here and give you a piece of your favorite swan meat.

If you are ugly, you should keep fit, so that you can beat others when they say you are ugly.

If a friend comes from afar, he will be punished if he is far away.

Before I met you, my world was black and white. After I met you, it was all black.

Do not eat fat Chinese new year, how can you afford to die of chicken, duck, fish and pig?

There is a period of love, called self indulgence.

The only way to solve the problem is to become rich.

God closed a door for you, and then went to wash and sleep.

Your dad has to work hard to make you look effortless.

I never think about when I can succeed. Since I have chosen the distance, it is still far away.

According to analysis, the root cause of extramarital love is marriage.

Although you learn slowly, but you, give up quickly.

The world is so big, I want to see where it is convenient to ask for food!

Everything is going up, that is, people are getting more and more cheap.

There are many times, the face is not given by others, but lost by ourselves.

You can't buy happiness with money because you don't have money at all.

You used to be my sun, my whole world, now think of it as a ball.

Pinch your fingers and you're going to break up.

Yuelao, please draw the red line for me next time, can you change it into steel wire? Red line old TM broken.

Meet the person you like to pursue bravely, so that you can know that there is more than one person who refuses you.

Others don't know whether you are good or not. Others can only see that you are short, fat and poor.

No matter you two or no two, two is there, no three no four.

Don't care about the current trough. There is still a long way to go in the future.

You should be careful during the Spring Festival. After all, it is necessary to kill pigs during the Spring Festival.

Although my money is not windy, but it seems to be blown away by the wind.

Also think about the May 4th Youth Day, children's day? There are only 38 festivals left for you.

Women conquer men with stockings, men conquer banks with stockings.

A fierce look at you is not good, take a closer look, it is better than a fierce look.

Non toxic body carrying the toxic vaccine, you are educating me to be strong since childhood!

Say in front of the mirror every day that you are great, and soon the mirror will become a great mirror.

If life deceives you, don't be sad, don't be anxious, life will continue to deceive you.

56 nationalities, 55 bonus points.

Believe in yourself. You can't do what others can.

It's not because you see hope that you insist, but because you insist, you know there is no hope.

The moon represents my heart, pitted and cold?

Secret love is that you build a castle for him in your heart, but he doesn't even want to enter the door.

Always repeating, especially mistakes!

Don't think God is torturing you, but in fact, God doesn't care about you.

Life polished your edges and corners, is to let you, roll farther.

Every time I look at the poor travel log, I feel that I don't want to be poor.

Fortunately, you didn't wash your hair last year. Otherwise, this year, you would not even have oil in the fried dishes.

If a friend comes from afar, he will be punished if he is far away.

I always think that we should take a step back, but I didn't expect to be defeated.

When I was a child, I was afraid to dream of looking for the toilet. The most terrible thing was that I found the toilet when I didn't wake up.

If you like a girl, you should study hard, find a good job and make a lot of money. When she gets married, you can give more money.

When I was a child, I hated eating and sleeping. Now I think it's cheap.

When a relative asks about my grades, I will ask him about the year-end bonus.

Today's girls, if they don't work hard, will be arrested to get married and have a second child.

It is said that in 2020, I don't want to die to eliminate poverty.

I don't want to have a dog, I don't want to have a cat. I just want to raise you. After all, raising pigs can make you rich.

The pancake lady said that she earns 30000 yuan a month, and she doesn't miss you an egg.

As the saying goes, misfortune never comes singly. It can be seen that even misfortune is accompanied by company. You can see you again.

Can money buy happiness? No, money itself is happiness!

I know years will smooth my edges and corners, but did not expect, is to rub me on the ground.

Salted fish turn over to get a thorough sun exposure. You turn over because your hands are numb.

If one day you find yourself rich overnight, slap yourself, wake up and don't be late for work.

Before doing the test, first think about the author's intention. I think he wants me to die.

Long time not open QQ, login only found that only Tencent News care about you.

The road in the distance, in addition to the unknown, there is despair.

I don't even know a few famous brands. Sometimes, I don't know that others are showing off their wealth.

If you still insist, you are not desperate enough.

Go out and walk while you are young, or you won't know how wonderful it is to stay at home.

The most romantic thing I can think of is to eat with you and then you pay.

You don't have nothing. You're still sick!

Work, love and life are not smooth? Look in the mirror more, you will understand a lot of things.

99% of the things in the world can be solved with money, and the remaining 1% needs more money.

Others don't know whether you are good or not. Others can only see that you are short, fat and poor.

College students, you have to know, learning may not be able to harvest, but chopping hands can certainly receive goods.

My hobbies are divided into dynamic and static, dynamic is turning over, static is sleeping.

Be prepared so that when the opportunity comes, you can skillfully avoid it.

Even if I scold you at ordinary times, I have to wait for me to beat you before I know that I have both literature and martial arts.

Life is the ups and downs. At the end of the day, you'll jump twice.

Fortunately, you didn't wash your hair last year. Otherwise, this year, you would not even have oil in the fried dishes.

You've suffered the most serious injury in playing football. It's your girlfriend who comes to the court to feed water to your opponent!

Every time I see you wearing silk stockings, I have an indescribable feeling, that is, radish wrapped in plastic wrap.

Many people feel that they are too tired to live. In fact, they may just sleep too late.

Don't wear headphones when crossing the road. In case of being hit by a car, the earphone will be broken?

Life is like a tea table, full of cups.

If you like, you will not know how ugly you are.

In fact, life is over after a certain node, we are just waiting for colored eggs.

The world is so big, you only watch in the circle of friends.

All stories will have an end, only life and you do not end.

Don't talk about being cheated. All the people at your age are guests.

After so long efforts, if you have a little talent, it's time to show some signs of success.

You said ice is sleeping water, I only remember fart is excrement sigh.

The three steps of meeting difficulties, facing it, dealing with it, abandoning it.

56 nationalities, 55 bonus points.

Your lover is a hero. He will ride on colorful auspicious clouds and go to the Internet bar to eat chicken every day.

Don't think you are abandoned by the world, but the world has no time to pay attention to you.

If you don't go crazy, you'll get old faster.

Don't always feel lonely, look at the circle of fat on the belly, have never left it?

Although the brain and intestines look very similar, but you can't always use to hold shit!

What about being short, kid? Raise your head and let them know that you are not only short, but also ugly!

A lazy man's clothes are small, and his salary is naturally cool.

Who said I can't play musical instruments? I'm out of the house and I'm good at it.

Expensive is not the defect of iPhone, poor is your defect.

You are so good at comforting others. You must have spent many days comforting yourself.

Your life, like your hairline, recedes very quickly.

You are not unprepared for everything. At least you are ready to fail.

When you see me staring at you all the way, don't think I'm interested in you. I really can't see who you are.

Dream or have to have, in case of hell?

Learning without thinking is futile; thinking without learning is perilous. Do not think not learn into the network loan.

An iron pestle can be ground into a needle, but a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. It's no use trying harder if the materials are wrong.

After eating the bitter, I finally became a servant.

It takes 99.81 difficulties for a good man to become a Buddha, and a bad man just needs to put down his butcher's knife.

When you feel that life is unfair to you, weigh yourself and look in the mirror, you will feel that everything is reasonable.

You don't have nothing. You're still sick.

If you like a girl, you should study hard, find a good job and make a lot of money. When she gets married, you can give more money.

It doesn't matter if you are poor. You are not only poor but also ugly.

If you lend money to your friend, he will remember you the next time he is short of money.

It doesn't matter if you can't lose weight after a week of exercise, because you can't lose weight after ten weeks of exercise.

Don't set the bank card password as your girlfriend's birthday, or you'll have to change it.

The world is so big, I want to see where it is convenient to ask for food!

If everyone understands you, you have to be ordinary!

If your boyfriend is obedient to you and never flirts. Maybe it's because he doesn't have enough money.

You all praise the beauty, there are traces of PS inside.

Some people have worked hard all their lives to get into the third class from the fourth class.

If you rob a bank, whether you succeed or fail, you won't have to go back to work for the next 10 years.

Journey to the West tells us that having a pig like teammate can make the team go to the West.

I have made a very risky investment. If I succeed, I can earn several hundred million yuan. If I fail, I will lose all my money.

You will never know which friend of yours will become the next wechat business.

Some of them have a shiny surface, and in fact, the stockings have slipped to the floor of their feet.

Time will save you enough disappointment and tell you not to thank.

Would you like to be my sun? Then please stay with me for 92955886 km.

It's hard to look back on the past because you don't have anything to look back on.

Failure is not terrible, but you still believe it.

Let it be is just another way of saying there is nothing to do.

There must be fog in front of the mountain, and the boat will sink naturally at the end of the bridge.

Most afraid of your life mediocrity, but also comfort themselves that ordinary valuable.

The flag set up in those years has been deleted. No one can remember it anyway.

According to analysis, the root cause of extramarital love is marriage.

Go and work hard to prove that your IQ is low.

He tried to cheer up, but accidentally killed him.

As long as the Kung Fu deep iron pestle grinds into the needle, but really grinds the iron pestle into the needle, absolutely is the big fool.

It doesn't matter who you are, but what you want to do when you break into my life?

What's the matter with poor children? If you are poor, you should hold out your chest and let others see that you are not only poor, but also short.

Heart piercing? It doesn't exist! Where is the heart?

Because I was poor, I was at home on the national day and avoided a festival.

If you think from the perspective of others, one day you will find that you have lost yourself.

You are like the sun in the blue sky, which can't be seen directly.

Don't always feel lonely, look at the circle of fat on the belly, have never left it?

When you don't have money, it's a curse to hear people say congratulations on a long life.

Is money really that important to you? I've been talking about it for more than three hours, and I haven't lost a cent.

Don't say no one to accompany you to the end of the world, can you find someone to accompany you to drink snowflake?

Leaders say hard work will mature faster, so now I look older than them.

Love you is not two or three days, but, a day did not love.

What do you kick me for?

Single hair loss and no money, running into the elderly.

If my life is a movie, then you are a pop-up advertisement.

The paste is not on the desk, it's in your head.

I don't know if it's someone else's love that's too easy or your own eight characters are too hard.

Everyone wanted to save the world, but no one helped mom wash the dishes.

Don't be depressed, child, you should be as lively and cheerful as a neuropathy.

I never think about when I can succeed. Since I have chosen the distance, it is still far away.

You're either very hard-working or very smart to live a mediocre life.

Think well is the illusion, seriously do also have no future.

Lu Yao knows that he is short of horsepower and sees evil intentions for a long time.

Others' lives are full of stories, while mine are accidents.

What's wrong with being ugly? I can't see it myself. It's you who are disgusting!

Think about the salary ratio, forget it, don't want to live.

People who are better than you are still working hard. What's the use of your efforts?

When you lose your motivation, look at your bank card balance. Then you'll find out: work doesn't work.

Why do people call human, because people live is tired.

It's full of fat.

I don't want to get married and have children, which is my consciousness as a poor man.

Just because in the crowd, one more look at you, you think I'm going to sit on your motorcycle.

Believe in yourself. You can't do what others can.

Women pretend to be in love to maintain love, while men pretend to be in love to achieve climax.

Stealing one person's ideas is plagiarism, stealing many people's ideas is research.

Come back with me. I'll send you my wedding invitation.

Your life, like your hairline, recedes very quickly.

Journey to the West tells us that having a pig like teammate can make the team go to the West.

If you've had a rough life in the first half of your life, don't worry too much, you'll get used to it in the second half.

Face the fucker's life with bullshit attitude.

Rich people are close to me, rich people are far away from me!

In the past, I didn't know anything except reading, but now I know everything except reading.

Can money buy happiness? No, money itself is happiness!

Which has what empathy heart, is all stands to speak not waist pain mouth.

Nothing can knock a person down at a time, as long as it is strong enough, it will continue to knock you down!

You are my little apple. Oh, I hate it! I mean, I really want to cut you.

Life won't give you up, but it won't let you go.

If you don't smile, you'll be lucky if you don't smile!

You can be as lazy as a pig, but you can't be as lazy as a pig.

The prince took the size 43 crystal shoe that he had left behind and fell into meditation.

Childhood dream is to be a hero, did not expect to be able to easily achieve in the mobile phone, and there are many choices.

Believe it or not, and return the whole wechat to TM.

In fact, you are not ugly, but you are not obviously beautiful.

It's not because you see hope that you insist, but because you insist, you know there is no hope.

Can money buy happiness? No, money itself is happiness!

Your dad has to work hard to make you look effortless.

There is only one life, but there is more than one life threatening thing.

The three steps of meeting difficulties, facing it, dealing with it, abandoning it.

People's heart is short of snake swallowing elephant. If you don't have strength, don't be tough!

Rich people are close to me, rich people are far away from me!

Why quarrel? Can't you sit down calmly and slap each other?

The only fair thing in the world is that we all die.

Salted fish turn over to get a thorough sun exposure. You turn over because your hands are numb.

The difference between a man and a pig is that a pig is always a pig, while a man is sometimes not a man.

Failure is not terrible. What's terrible is that you still believe it.

Can there be an echo if you never forget it?

I tried to disappear, and no one asked.

I met my classmate in primary school yesterday. I didn't expect that he was so bad. He only put a dollar into my bowl.

You can't afford a good-looking skin bag, and an interesting soul can't look up to you.

What's terrible is not that others fool you today, but forget you.

When we were young, we were all very happy, because at that time, we were not so obviously ugly and poor.

Don't say you are nothing, stay up late to play mobile phone, you are a good hand.

Don't talk about being cheated. All the people at your age are guests.

Although you are short, your hairline is high.

You two seem to be a perfect match. The garbage sorting of Yuelao is quite up to standard.

It's not that people make fun of you, but you are the joke itself!

Other people's girlfriends are going to get angry, and your girlfriend is still blowing.

Doing political papers is the time when I lie the most in my life.

It's said that money is a son of a bitch, but he looks really good.

Do you have any good sports? "Escapism.".

Running with the wind, freedom is the direction, but forget the short legs, no strength.

To be a man, you have to keep the book separate, because you can't make a single moth at all.

Opportunities are always left to those who have the heart and the face.

Don't always be so narcissistic, beautiful woman looked at you more, just because you are ugly and unique.

Other people's girlfriends are going to get angry, and your girlfriend is still blowing.

You can't always stare at the screen of your mobile phone. You should look up from time to time to see where your boss is.

Please wear helmets when riding electric vehicles, otherwise, the students who drive Benz will recognize you.

You give grass a little love, grass also you a piece of green!

In the last month, there have been thirty days that have been very rough.

The farther the poem and the distance, the dirtier it is. The more stupid the horse is riding with dream!

Many times I felt I couldn't hold on, and then I gave up.

Although you are single, you are fat as two.

Time will save you enough disappointment and tell you not to thank.

It's not terrible to die, but to live no longer.

Since childhood, I like to be independent, such as relying on my own ability.

Don't worry, as long as you keep going downhill, you will never be at the bottom of your life.

It's nice of you to go, or I'll be careful. You'll stay for dinner.

Remember to smile when you encounter lightning, because it is the sky taking pictures for you.

From small to large, the only constant is a heart that doesn't miss books.

They said the network was fake, and I laughed, as if the reality was real.

Single hair loss and no money, running into the elderly.

As long as the express is still on the way, I feel that this life is still a little hopeful.

My goal is to have a house at the age of 30. Now I'm halfway there. I'm 30 years old.

After everyone's patient persuasion, I finally accepted the fact that I was a fool.

What can you do to let go of your dignity and be humble? Copy work.

Don't think you are abandoned by the world, but the world has no time to pay attention to you.

There must be pure friendship between men and women. Every girl I know can only be friends with me at most.

It's not terrible. What's terrible is that you can't solve it.

Don't stay up too late. Staying up late will hurt your cell phone.

People are just fat and play, and you are ugly and serious.

Others are emitting the sour smell of love, only me, emitting the unique fragrance of a single dog.

I see two things in your eyes, one is sincerity, and the other is eyedroppings.

In fact, what you hate is not square dancing, but square dancing aunts.

Garbage and uncle and aunt pick up, you?

Thank those who knocked you down because you'll find it really comfortable to lie down.

Nine out of ten things in life are unhappy, and the remaining one or two are even worse!

You have never succeeded. What are you afraid of failure?

When the boss uses you, you are a talent. When you don't, you become a layoff!

The road in the distance, in addition to the unknown, there is despair.

Every time I look at the poor travel log, I feel that I don't want to be poor.

The exam is so easy, where can't test where!

Don't think God is torturing you, but in fact, God doesn't care about you.

Always repeating, especially mistakes!

The fate of thousands of miles to meet, but not fate also save phone charges.

Don't always feel lonely, look at the circle of fat on the belly, have never left it?

Don't worry, everything is the worst arrangement.

Other people review reading, are looking at to understand, I am looking at to see open.

If eating fish can replenish your brain, you should eat at least one whale.

The noise in the day is too noisy to wake up, and the night is too quiet to sleep.