The mistress is a good thing. She took away the dog that doesn't love you.

I don't want to be the last one to let you down.

Welcome the God of Wealth on the fifth day of the first month. It's all about the rich. Go to bed.

Thin people can wear clothes out of stories, fat people can only wear accidents.

Choice is more important than hard work, so I choose not to work hard.

Come to me when you have no money. Let me tell you how to live without money.

It's good of you to leave. Otherwise, I always worry that you will stay for dinner.

Everything in the world can be done in a hurry, except for math problems.

I mustered up courage to face the reality, but found that courage is really just gas.

You think you can do nothing well? If you are wrong, you can also be a waste.

When I was young, I often thought about whether I would go to Beijing University or Tsinghua University when I grew up. Now I think about it.

Don't always call yourself a single dog. You are a single turtle according to your age and a single fool according to your IQ.

Rich people are worried about too much tax, and you will only feel that you don't have enough sleep!

If you can't bear it, you can bear it again.

Is there any good way to relieve the heat in dog days? The salary is naturally cool.

I really want to sell my house and travel around the world, but the landlord doesn't agree.

Many times, optimistic attitude and nice words can't help you.

Every time I cram temporarily, the Buddha always gives me a kick.

Looking back on the past, I didn't go straight once.

Failure is the mother of success, but I have failed so many times that I don't know who my mother is.

What good habits have you adhered to in order to become beautiful? Insist on beauty.

Don't give up your dream, keep sleeping!

When you love someone, you must tell her so that you can know how much she hates you.

With you all the way, I am willing to suffer a little, and I will not talk about suffering a lot.

If you are not happy with your money, you are spending it in the wrong way.

People who are better than you are still working hard. What's the use of your efforts?

After breaking through the bottleneck, we found that there were bottle caps.

Although you are single, you are as fat as two people.

Don't ask me what to do if I fail. Say as if you have succeeded.

Go to bed early, because the person you like has already fallen asleep with others.

All roads lead to Rome, and some people were born in Rome.

It's funny when someone smiles.

I think lovelorn is not terrible, blind is terrible.

Living expenses are like big aunts. They come once a month and disappear in a few days.

It doesn't matter whether the twisted melon is sweet or not, as long as it can quench thirst.

It's actually troublesome to know strangers, and many lies have to be told again.

When you meet someone you like, you should pursue them bravely, so that you can know that there is more than one person who rejects you.

I really hope that one day my wallet can be as thick as my skin.

If the deposit is negative, the house is rented, there is a bicycle, and it is shared.

Insomnia and sleeplessness may be because your mobile phone still has electricity.

What's wrong with you? You have to get sick in bed!

Only those who have worked hard know how important the background is!

The right ear should be used when listening to the results, because the left ear is close to the heart, which may lead to sudden death.

If eating fish can boost your brain, you should eat at least one whale.

In fact, computer games have trained you since childhood to regard Boss as your greatest enemy.

Everyone likes to be with you to show their good looks.

I thought tomorrow would be better, and then I looked forward to tomorrow every day.

You just need to look at others, God has other plans for you.

Poverty has limited me so much, why not limit my weight?

Put wings on your dream. Although it may not fly far, it must fall heavily!

What is more lonely than eating hot pot alone is that you can't afford to eat hot pot alone.

Since childhood, I like to stand on my own, for example, relying on my own skill list.

Don't think about losing weight all day long. Does your mouth agree with you?

Others have more money than you and work harder than you, but you are more powerful. You own everything by your own imagination.

It is not difficult to be a good man for one day, but it is difficult to be a rich man for a lifetime.

There are two kinds of people who are the dumbest in the world, one is you, the other is like you.

Don't always scold others, you are not as good as them.

Although you are single, you are as fat as two people.

The paste is not on the desk, but in your mind.

The loss of traditional culture is serious. Ancient women can make poems right, but modern women can only make mistakes if they fail.

If you see me looking bad on New Year's Day, don't think too much. You forgot to give me a red envelope.

This life is so hard. Don't fight too hard. The next life will be even harder.

If everyone understands you, then you have to be ordinary!

After years of hard work, although there is no gain, you are in debt!

It doesn't matter if you are poor. Keep your head up and let everyone see that you are not only poor but also ugly and short.

In fact, what you hate is not square dancing, but square dancing aunts.

The biggest advantage of blind date is that if the marriage goes wrong in the future, you can shift the responsibility to the matchmaker.

Your face is as rough as your life.

If you show respect to others, they will advance further.

I am typing..., which has given me hope and disappointment.

If there is no pursuit in life, then how easy it should be

I'm not afraid of being poor or ugly, or of being single?

Sometimes, as long as you make up your mind to do something, the world will hold you back.

If you use it skillfully, you can save 80% of your life.

After experiencing a lot of hardships, others are happy after suffering, but you have just come after suffering.

Every day, I think about a question diligently. How can I get something without work?

Like a person is not hidden, even hidden in the wardrobe, or her husband will be found.

If the word "give up" appears in your mind, you must firmly tell yourself that you have nothing, where can you give up?

I have an early heart, but my quilt and bed disagree.

An angel will love you for me, so I will love others.

Even if you sleep late, the person who will not find you will not find you!

Nostalgia is a small ticket. I am here and the scalper is there.

Your lover is an unparalleled hero. He rides colorful auspicious clouds to eat chicken in Internet cafes every day.

Others have more money than you and work harder than you, but you are more powerful. You own everything by your own imagination.

It's love at first sight. It's obviously because of color; Long life is just a matter of weighing the advantages and disadvantages; Even the old age is due to habit.

There must be pure friendship between men and women. Every girl I know says she can only be friends with me at most.

They said that the network was fake, and I laughed, as if the reality was real.

I met you at the most beautiful age. I want to say that I was really unlucky!

When you feel that life is unfair to you, weigh your weight and look in the mirror, you will feel that everything is reasonable again.

When I woke up in the morning, I thought I had grown up. It turned out that the quilt was covered

Only the vending machine has left lights for you in the middle of the night.

Everyone wants to go to heaven, but no one wants to die.

Believe if you believe, or not, and return the whole WeChat.

Edison searched for the filament thousands of times to make you a durable light bulb.

My biggest shortcoming is that I lack money.

If two people quarrel, beating him can't solve the problem, but it can relieve anger.

Money can't buy love, but it can buy love.

If you fall, then find a comfortable position to lie down.

The aunt who spread pancakes said that she earned thirty thousand yuan a month, and you are not short of an egg.

Some exams rely on strength, others rely on vision, and Nima, I rely on imagination!

In fact, computer games have trained you since childhood to regard Boss as your greatest enemy.

99% of the things in the world can be solved with money, and the remaining 1% needs more money.

Life is either this or that. In short, it is not what you think.

Every day, I think about a question diligently. How can I get something without work?

If life betrays you, hope is to sell by catty. After all, you are fat.

I used to buy lottery tickets every day, but one day, I can't even afford to buy lottery tickets.

Let nature take its course is just another way of saying that there is nothing we can do.

56 nationalities, 55 extra points.

Never abandon yourself. Once you start to give up, you will find that you are very happy

You are like the sun in the blue sky, which can't be seen directly.

I made a plan for the holiday, and only finished P after half the summer vacation because of the lan.

Rich, full of fat.

Those who can't go back are called hometown.

There are so many mental disabilities in the world, but you have become the best.

If you are unhappy, just go to sleep. There is nothing that cannot be solved by sleeping. If you are unhappy, just go back to sleep.

Everyone wants to save the world, but no one helps his mother wash the dishes.

Do you know why beauties are so unlucky since ancient times? Because nobody cares how long an ugly person lives.

People fall in love by looking romantic and burning money, while you are blind by the other person.

The three steps of encountering difficulties, face it and deal with it, and abandon it.

In these days, there is no love that doesn't break up, only a confession that doesn't hurt your hands. You should be more open-minded when things happen.

If you are all right, it's OK~

Heart pricking? Does not exist! Where does the heart not pierce?

If you live well, how can I sleep.

Gui is not the defect of iPhone, poor is your defect.

The most brilliant smile in my life is probably dedicated to my mobile phone screen.

Squat down and touch your own shadow. I'm sorry, you've been wronged by following me.

Poverty is only temporary, as long as you work hard, you will find that you will gradually get used to it.

You can't do two points, neither can you do this, nor can you do that.

My principle, only three words, depends on the mood.

Since childhood, I like to stand on my own, for example, relying on my own skill list.

Since you have already swept the world behind you, why turn around and mess around.

For the poor, if life is not tired, it is not called life!

I have never asked anyone in my life, only the area of the shadow.

The purpose of putting mirrors in the school building is to let you know that people who are ugly should read more.

Last year, we set a target deposit of 30000 yuan, but this year, we still need 50000 yuan.

Once we had poetry and faraway, now we just want to buy a house.

Although I am ugly, I can be ugly and beautiful if I buy beautiful clothes.

The idea of eating is that you should eat more if it tastes good, and eat more if it doesn't taste good.

If you like it, tell it, or you won't know how ugly you are.

If there is no accident on Valentine's Day, you can live alone. If there is an accident, you can live in the hospital.

Nine out of ten things are unhappy in life, and the rest are even more unhappy!

Opportunities are always left to those who have the heart and face.

If you know from afar that you are short of horsepower, you will see that people are ill advised over time.

Sharing weal and woe, you don't accompany, who are you?

Never abandon yourself. Once you start to give up, you will find that you are very happy

Everyone likes to be with you to show their good looks.

Escape can't solve the problem. You can't solve it without escaping.

If girls don't work hard, they will be arrested and married, and they will have a second child.

They laughed at my ugliness, and I laughed at their correctness.

If it can't be amazing, then it's so ugly!

Why can you live like a retarded, but I can't.

Others worry about how to earn money, but I worry about how to spend money. How can twenty yuan be spent until the 10th of next month?

You think you are a worm that can turn into a butterfly, but you are just a maggot.

Don't think you can't insist on coming, you will insist on staying up late to play with your mobile phone.

Everything today is just a passing thing. You will be useless from tomorrow.

There is no straight man. As long as you look good enough, you can become bent.

Difficulties may be late, but never absent.

I know that haste makes waste. I can't eat hot tofu in a hurry. How can you say I have procrastination?

My hobbies are divided into dynamic and static. Dynamic means turning over, while static means sleeping.

Who says I can't play musical instruments? I'm good at quitting.

Smile when encountering lightning, because it is the sky taking pictures of you.

Since ancient times, deep love has always been popular.

It is said that a tired dog is not as tired as you.

Who said I can't play musical instruments? How nice of me to back off!

I just want to talk to you about the past, but you ask me if I want to buy it.

I am born to be useful. The premise is that you must be born.

What is terrible is that you can't solve it.

If you don't leave, I will die.

Sleep more if you want to be beautiful, and feel beautiful when you are sleepy.

There is nothing in the world that money can't solve. If there is, it's your lack of money.

Far away, in addition to the unknown, there is despair.

When leaders are in a meeting, we should keep quiet. It is impolite to disturb others to sleep.

We should help when we have difficulties. If we have no difficulties, we should help when we create difficulties.

People who have ulterior motives for you, after all, are also intentions.

I dreamed that I was taking a test, and then I woke up and found that I was really taking a test.

I can't afford to eat in big hotels.

Say "You are great" to the mirror every day. Soon, the mirror will become a great mirror.

There will be many unexpected things in the world. For example, you think I will give an example.

Fear of ghosts is really naive. Let me show you people's hearts.

It is too noisy to wake up during the day and too quiet to sleep at night.

If the deposit is negative, the house is rented, there is a bicycle, and it is shared.

When I was young, I was taught not to spend money indiscriminately. When I grew up, I found out how to spend money indiscriminately without money at all?

When you love someone, you must tell her so that you can know how much she hates you.

When God closes a door for you, he will also close the window for you.

To lose weight is to prove to my mother that not only fat can't find objects, but also thin can't find objects!

It is said that in 2020, I don't want to die to eliminate the poor.

The handsome kickers are handsome, and the ugly ones are like shovel shit when playing golf.

There are two tragedies in life, one is not getting what you want, the other is getting what you don't want.

The so-called growth is to hear the four words of rough seas, and can no longer associate with the sea.

There will be many unexpected things in the world. For example, you think I will give an example.

Life is different from riding a bicycle. Even going downhill will not be easy.

Smile when encountering lightning, because it is the sky taking pictures of you.

If you don't have to blush again, can you borrow some money.

The prince took the size 43 crystal shoes he left behind and pondered.

Everyone wants to go to heaven, but no one wants to die.

Every day, I think about a question diligently. How can I get something without work?

If you have a brain disease, you can be cured. How good you are! You have no brain.

The idea of eating is that you should eat more if it tastes good, and eat more if it doesn't taste good.

I am full of longing for life. Life is far from me.

In the adult world, nothing is easy except getting fat.

What I said made you cry, please tell me, I say it again.

Insomnia and sleeplessness may be because your mobile phone still has electricity.

You have suffered the most serious injury when playing football. It was your girlfriend who went to the court to feed the opponent with water!

Life is like water in a sponge. As long as you don't want to squeeze it, it will evaporate one day.

Journey to the West tells us that a teammate like a pig can make the team go to the west.

Your good night just wants me to shut up.

Distance produces not beauty, but a third party.

It's not that the road is rough, but that you can't.

The FLAG set up in those years should be deleted by yourself, since no one remembers it anyway.

I miss you so much. The first sentence is false, and the second sentence is also false.

Others worry about how to earn money, but I worry about how to spend money. How can twenty yuan be spent until the 10th of next month?

It is only after suffering that we know that there is no bitterest, only more bitter.

Some people appear in your life to tell you how deceitful you are!

Don't be too confident. You may trust the wrong person.

Why is God always jealous of talents? Because nobody cares how long a fool lives.

Don't think the world has abandoned you. The world has no time to answer you

How many more tomorrow and tomorrow! Since there are so many, we might as well delay.

The end of failure is despair, and the end of effort is overwork.

Gold always shines, but you are just fat.

You can rely on your face, but you rely on your talent. This is the difference between you and Mingming.

Where is the best place to see the scenery on National Day? The answer is, circle of friends.

Wearing white clothes to work does not mean that you can not take the blame.

Don't bring earphones when crossing the road. If you are hit by a car, the earphones will break down?

Whether you are two or no two, two is there, no three no four.

Research shows that people who smoke and drink all the year round have a lower probability of suffering from Alzheimer's disease, because the probability of early death is higher.

Did I live for 16 years, or did I live for one day and repeat for 16 years?

How can we meet a storm without experiencing wind and rain.

College students, you should know that learning is not necessarily rewarding, but you can certainly receive goods by cutting hands.

I used to be poor but happy. Now it is different from the past, not only poor but also unhappy.

When I was young, I often thought about whether I would go to Beijing University or Tsinghua University when I grew up. Now I think about it.

When you see others on their way to success, ask yourself if you don't want to be a stumbling block on their way to success?

God sprinkles wisdom on the world, but you have an umbrella.

You are always so stingy. You have broken several doors.

What about hair loss? You should eat healthily and keep a good attitude, so you can accept this fact.

When others tell you that they are busy, it is TA who needs to leave time for more important people.

When others tell you that they are busy, it is TA who needs to leave time for more important people.

Others have more money than you and work harder than you, but you are more powerful. You own everything by your own imagination.

You have to work hard to live, because only by working hard can you know that you really can't do it.

Come back with me. I'll send you my wedding invitation.

Snow White explained that no matter how nice the seven little losers are to her, they can't be as good as a kiss from Gao Fushuai.

Spring Festival holiday starts from skipping brunch.

There is no wife in the wife cake, and there is no cotton in the marshmallow, so there is no money in the wallet.

Most of the time, it is not work that consumes energy, but the people we meet at work.

Who says I can't play musical instruments? I'm good at quitting.

Although I am indifferent to you at ordinary times, I actually said a lot of bad things about you behind my back.

With my qualifications and diploma, I will sweep the streets of this city in the future.

Don't complain about the miserable experience of the present, which is far from the future.

Stealing one person's idea is plagiarism, and stealing many people's idea is research.

Do you think today is the worst day? Tomorrow will change your opinion.

I only have eyes for you, because your big face makes me unable to see others.

Some young people create their own image of high-end income through high-end consumption.

Shushan has its own way. It's your fault that you don't have a rich life.

We should help when we have difficulties. If we have no difficulties, we should help when we create difficulties.

Where is the best place to see the scenery on National Day? The answer is, circle of friends.

You are like my sunshine, which is dazzling.

When heaven was about to place a great responsibility on these people, he had to work hard first, and then heaven changed his mind.

The child is either stupid or has a wrong way of learning. Isn't it stupid to find wrong learning methods?

In fact, computer games have trained you since childhood to regard Boss as your greatest enemy.

With a lofty ambition, you can't bind a chicken with your hands.

I want to have puppy love, but it's too late

After everyone's patient persuasion, I finally accepted the fact that I was a fool.

If you don't force yourself, you don't know what despair is.

Every time I look at the poor travel log, I feel that if I am poor, I should not go out to surf.

Although you learn slowly, you give up quickly.

I thought tomorrow would be better, and then I looked forward to tomorrow every day.

In fact, destiny doesn't like to joke with you. It really wants to kill you.

My dream when I was a child was to be a hero. I didn't expect that it would be easy to realize it on my mobile phone, and there were many choices.

The mistress is a good thing. She took away the dog that doesn't love you.

When you meet a girl you like, you should be brave to express your love. Only when you take the initiative can you know that she has her name.

People who are better than you are still working hard. What's the use of your efforts?

Never keep your eyes on your mobile phone for too long. Experts say it will lose power.

Love is mostly unsuccessful, either suffering from the boredom of getting married, or suffering from the sadness of not getting married.

Every time you spend money, you say your wallet is dripping blood, but your wallet has lost too much blood and died.

There is no hope to be a good man, but a bad man is not good at it.

Although those rich people look beautiful on the surface, in fact, they are more beautiful in private.

I can only do the first four after thinking about the five words of being able to bear hardships.

Xiaoming was kept in the dark by his parents for a long time, leading to suffocation and death.

Don't think you are abandoned by the world, but the world has no time to answer you.

There is only one life, but there is more than one fatal thing.

The beautiful leather bags are the same, and the interesting soul weighs more than 200 kg.

Research shows that people who smoke and drink all the year round have a lower probability of suffering from Alzheimer's disease, because the probability of early death is higher.

I will see the parents of the other party tomorrow. I'm so nervous. After all, I beat their children first.

Because I'm poor, I dare not even care about you. I'm afraid you might as well make a huge sum of money if you want to ask for help.

When heaven was about to place a great responsibility on these people, he had to work hard first, and then heaven changed his mind.

If it can't be amazing, then it's so ugly!

When quarreling with an object, don't investigate the cause of the quarrel first, but find out how he is emboldened.

Whenever I take a brave step, God will timely and generously pave the way for me to go downhill.

It's good of you to leave, otherwise I will always be careful and you will stay for dinner.

The prince took the size 43 crystal shoes he left behind and pondered.

Success is like a ghost, only others have met it.

Twenty years ago, stupid children who ate raccoons and didn't collect all the cards still couldn't collect all the five blessings.

As long as you choose the right direction in life, you will succeed easily. Let's congratulate you on the easy way.

The disappointments never let me down, and each time they really let me down.

It doesn't matter to be a little poor, but more than a little.

I don't know what happiness is when I am in happiness? It's just that I am getting fat and becoming a pig. I still think my figure is OK.

Only after hard work can we know that the gap in IQ is insurmountable.

Recently, I have changed from the bad habit of staying up late to staying up all night.

Your face is doomed one minute, and you should look at the filter nine minutes.

We have an unprecedented understanding, and suddenly you ignore me and I ignore you.

I used to know nothing except reading, but now I know everything except reading.

You two seem to be a good match. The garbage sorting of the old man is up to standard.

If you have a rough life in the first half of your life, don't worry too much. You will adapt in the second half of your life.

Of course, money can't buy you happiness, but money will make you happy.

I'm not Zhuge Liang, and I don't have a straw boat, but why do you keep coming to me?

One cannot lower his noble head, except when picking up money.

I have a strong desire to learn. Fortunately, my self-control is strong and I am under pressure.

You don't have nothing, you are still sick!

There is no wife in the wife cake, and there is no cotton in the marshmallow, so there is no money in the wallet.

At least in the summer, you are half as rich as you can be.

The cold of looking through the autumn water can never be compared to the cold of wearing pants.

One cannot lower his noble head, except when picking up money.

I have an early heart, but my quilt and bed disagree.

Edison searched for the filament thousands of times to make you a durable light bulb.

I will see the parents of the other party tomorrow. I'm so nervous. After all, I beat their children first.

You have suffered the most serious injury when playing football. It was your girlfriend who went to the court to feed the opponent with water!

If you have a rough life in the first half of your life, don't worry too much. You will adapt in the second half of your life.

If you are infatuated with a person, you must not be worthy of him!

I think lovelorn is not terrible, blind is terrible.

Don't do today's work. If you die tomorrow, you can do it.

If Cinderella's shoes fit, they would not fall off. If the prince really loved Cinderella, he would not even know the girl who had danced with him all night.

With a bullshit attitude, face the fucking life.

When you feel ugly and poor, don't be sad, at least your judgment is correct.

When you know where you are going, the whole world is blocking you up.

People who are better than you are still working hard. What's the use of your efforts?

Running freely with the wind is the direction, but I forget that my legs are short and have no strength.

The most romantic thing I can think of is eating with you, and then you pay.

When doing things, you must consider others' feelings and never make them too happy.

Time will save you enough disappointment and tell you not to thank you.

Don't always feel lonely. Look at the circle of fat on your belly. Haven't you never left?

The only thing more terrible than loneliness is being known that you are lonely.

Do you think you are Cinderella? Please don't dream, she is the daughter of the count.

Please believe me, every word I say is nonsense!

There are many ways to destroy friendship. The most thorough one is to borrow money and not return it.

Distance produces not beauty, but a third party.

Buy a globe on holiday. You can not only see the world but also turn around it.

I think there must be many people who love me secretly, because no one has spoken to me for so many years!

I don't know whether it is the love of others that is too easy or my own words are too hard.

If you don't cherish me, after passing this village, I will wait for you in the next village.

Your sister is a good girl and has shared a lot for your mother.

Others say that I can't help the mud on the wall, but why should I go on the wall? Is it uncomfortable to lie on the ground?

The only way to relieve worries is to become rich.

In one's life, three days are destined to rely on hard work for seven points, and the rest 90 points depend on parents.

Believe if you believe, or not, and return the whole WeChat.

There are many ways to destroy friendship. The most thorough one is to borrow money and not return it.

When I think of you, my ugly face smiles.

Live a good life. Every day will bring a new blow.

Birds of a feather flock together to get poor points, and the rich get married eventually.

I am happy for you if you are doing well, but I am happy for the whole world if you are not doing well.

As long as it is a stone, it will not shine anywhere.

I want to have puppy love, but it's too late

Time is like a chest. When you squeeze, you have it. When you lie down, you have it.

I hope that some things can be solved by myself, not by myself, but by myself.

Early to bed and early to rise is good for health, but late to bed and late to rise is really good for mood.

I really envy your skin. How can you maintain it so thick?

When I was a child, I was most afraid of dreaming that I would find the toilet. The most terrible thing is that I found the toilet without waking up.

If you still persist, you are not desperate enough.

Poverty is not a state, but a normal state.

I knew that time would smooth my edges and corners, but I didn't expect that it was to rub me on the ground.

You should be careful during the Spring Festival. After all, you have to kill pigs during the Spring Festival.

Life is not just a temporary muddle, but also an ex's wedding invitation, so it is very important to pull black.

I'd rather not talk and look like a fool than open my mouth to prove that I am.

If your friends live a happy life every day, they will not be photographed and sent to the circle of friends.

Don't say that you are good at nothing. You are a good hand at staying up late playing mobile phones.

After breaking through the bottleneck, we found that there were bottle caps.

If you don't play with your mobile phone for a day, you won't die. Your life is still alive, but your soul is lost!

To lose weight is to prove to my mother that not only fat can't find objects, but also thin can't find objects!

The best you can do is not as good as others.

As long as there is an express on the way, I feel this life is still hopeful.

It doesn't matter if you are bitter now. As long as you are alive, something good will happen to others.

If you don't leave, I will die.

You work so hard every day and endure so much loneliness and pain. But I haven't seen how excellent you are!

All those who complain about social injustice and system can only be translated into one sentence: please give me money, women and social status.

Ugly Why? I can't see it myself. It's you who are disgusting!

Want to fight? If the mobile phone can be taken off your hand, it is a struggle.

Many people think they are too tired to live. In fact, they may just sleep too late.

I'm not afraid of being poor or ugly, or of being single?

The world is so big, I want to see where it is convenient to beg!

If you don't marry and I don't marry ten years later, that's too sad!

Don't bow to fate easily, because when you bow, you will see fat.

I am typing..., which has given me hope and disappointment.

We have an unprecedented understanding, and suddenly you ignore me and I ignore you.

I don't want to be stabbed in two directions, but I am often stabbed in two directions.

Why is God always jealous of talents? Because nobody cares how long a fool lives.

It's all right after dropping my mobile phone so many times. I think my height saved it.

The female ticket suddenly became thinner, most of which were air leaks.

Please cherish the person who treats you well, or you will not know when to meet another blind person when you miss it.

Those who can't go back are called hometown.

Only those who have worked hard know how important the background is!

To lose weight, you want to insist, but insist on not wanting you.

Tell me when you have no money, let me know that I am not the only one who has no money.

Life is different from riding a bicycle. Even going downhill will not be easy.

Why do Chinese people have to choose a good day to get married? Because after getting married, there will be no good life!

Some people have a shiny surface, but in fact, the boat socks have slipped to the foot plate.

Everything is going up, that is, people are becoming more and more cheap.

Your smelly foot was bitten by a poisonous snake. After six hours of rescue, the snake finally came back.

The cold of looking through the autumn water can never be compared to the cold of wearing pants.

Thank those who knocked you down, because you will find it really comfortable to lie down.

I knew that time would smooth my edges and corners, but I didn't expect that it was to rub me on the ground.

Everything in the world can be done in a hurry, except for math problems.

Failure is the mother of success, but failure is often infertility.

When you know where you are going, the whole world is blocking you up.

Time will save you enough disappointment and tell you not to thank you.

Life polishes your edges and corners to make you roll farther.

Others are always shining gold, and you will spend it.

You feel lonely. It doesn't matter. You still have a mobile phone.

Choice is more important than hard work, so I choose not to work hard.

The biggest advantage of blind date is that if the marriage goes wrong in the future, you can shift the responsibility to the matchmaker.

If you work harder, you will get more blows.

My dream when I was a child was to be a hero. I didn't expect that it would be easy to realize it on my mobile phone, and there were many choices.

Smile when encountering lightning, because it is the sky taking pictures of you.

If you know from afar that you are short of horsepower, you will see that people are ill advised over time.

Life is like a dream, I lose sleep, life is like a play, I help, life is like a song, I lose my tune.

I don't know what happiness is when I am in happiness? It's just that I am getting fat and becoming a pig. I still think my figure is OK.

If you work harder, you will get more blows.

Since childhood, I like to stand on my own, for example, relying on my own skill list.

Putting autumn clothes into trousers and trousers into cotton socks is the minimum respect for winter.

In fact, you are not useless. At least in summer, you can feed mosquitoes.

No, you can't. Only you can't

As a typical failure, you are so successful.

I have gone from nothing to penniless.

Without you, the world will not turn. It will only turn faster and faster. After all, it is much lighter.

The man riding a white horse may not be a prince, but a monk from the Tang Dynasty!

The reason why you drink chicken soup is that the meat is eaten up by others.

It's OK to scold you at ordinary times. I have to wait until I hit you to know that I am both civil and martial.

Don't be afraid of myopia, because in front of you, there is nothing but failure.

I don't know much about music, so sometimes I don't rely on music or tune.

If the deposit is negative, the house is rented, there is a bicycle, and it is shared.

Some exams rely on strength, others rely on vision, and Nima, I rely on imagination!

Life is different from riding a bicycle. Even going downhill will not be easy.

I just want to talk to you about the past, but you ask me if I want to buy it.

Young people, it's nothing to have no money now. There will be many days without money in the future.

It's said that the Ghost Gate is about to open in July. You are not alone at all.

You can't ignore your ugliness just because you are fat.

Don't bow your head, your chin will show.

I work hard every day to prove to those who look down on me that they are right.

I watched you step onto the stage with my own eyes. I don't know whether you are going to make a fool of yourself or not.

Because I'm poor, I dare not even care about you. I'm afraid you might as well make a huge sum of money if you want to ask for help.

Everyone wants to go to heaven, but no one wants to die.

Don't think you can't insist on coming, you will insist on staying up late to play with your mobile phone.

Who said money can't buy time? The network administrator will continue for another two hours.

You are just a potato silk. You are dirt, funny and loser.

The reason why you drink chicken soup is that the meat is eaten up by others.

Most of the time, it is not work that consumes energy, but the people we meet at work.

I'm afraid that you will be mediocre in your life and comfort yourself that you are ordinary and valuable.

You are not so miserable. People who are miserable don't have mobile phones.

People of the older generation often tell us to eat more bitterness when we are young, so that we can get used to it when we are old!

Dogs are man's best friends. But dog's best friend is shit.

With a bullshit attitude, face the fucking life.

Failure is not terrible, but you still believe it.

As long as it is a stone, it will not shine anywhere.

If you think you are busy every day, it must be your illusion. Dogs must be less busy than you.

The disappointments never let me down, and each time they really let me down.

Everyone praises you for your beauty. There are traces of PS.

Only after hard work can we know that the gap in IQ is insurmountable.

All stories will have an end, only life with you.

You just need to look at others, God has other plans for you.

The only thing more terrible than loneliness is being known that you are lonely.

Xiaoming was kept in the dark by his parents for a long time, leading to suffocation and death.

When leaders are in a meeting, we should keep quiet. It is impolite to disturb others to sleep.

Where is the best place to see the scenery on National Day? The answer is, circle of friends.

If you can't accommodate me, it means that either your mind is too narrow or my personality is too great.

I am good at shorting A-shares. As soon as I buy them, they will fall immediately.

You can't have it both ways, but you can be poor and ugly.

The creditor is the one who will not abandon you even if you break your property.

Whether you are two or no two, two is there, no three no four.

Time is money. Am I wasting time? No, I'm just showing off my wealth!

Who said you don't have true love? Worries are with you.

After lovelorn, cheer up. After all, there is another scum man waiting for you.

Don't talk about being cheated. People at your age are customers.

The most romantic thing I can think of is watching you grow old alone.

The night gives you black eyes, but you use them to roll your eyes.

Poverty is not a state, but a normal state.

Only when you eat bitterly can you know how hard it is.

Your face is as rough as your life.

It's good of you to leave, otherwise I will always be careful and you will stay for dinner.

If you are ugly, you should study more so that you can have money for cosmetic surgery.

They said that the network was fake, and I laughed, as if the reality was real.

What you have now is never yours, because you will lose it in the future.

A single man is called a single dog, while a single woman is called a dog ignore.

If life betrays you, hope is to sell by catty. After all, you are fat.

Do you love your work? The work will wait for you there.

When you meet a girl you like, you should be brave to express your love. Only when you take the initiative can you know that she has her name.

You think you are a worm that can turn into a butterfly, but you are just a maggot.

I lay on the bed looking at the ceiling, thinking about the ceiling of my work, just the floor of others.

Rich, full of fat.

How do you know that you are not the result of your parents' contraceptive failure?

Squat down and touch your own shadow. I'm sorry, you've been wronged by following me.

Others are just playing fat, while you are ugly and serious.

Some things are not a knot, but a scar.

In fact, you are not useless. At least in summer, you can feed mosquitoes.

I never bullied the weak. Before I bullied him, I didn't know he was weaker than me.

You have suffered the most serious injury when playing football. It was your girlfriend who went to the court to feed the opponent with water!

If you are lazy, you will lose because I am too lazy to compete with you.

Life will not abandon you, but it will not let you go.

No one looks down on you, because no one looks at you at all.

To be fully prepared is to avoid opportunities when they come.

The person who gives you a thumbs up may not be praising you, but may be aiming at you with a gun.

Only after hard work can we know that the gap in IQ is insurmountable.

If the world doesn't want you, you should remember that I still have you, and I don't want you either.

Only age and fat can get something for nothing.

It takes ten minutes to listen to you.

When the salted fish turned over, it was still salted fish.

My biggest shortcoming is that I lack money.

For people like you, even if you stick two words of Tuhao on your face, others will read them in reverse.

The Spring Festival holiday is coming to an end. It's time to take heart and prepare for the May Day holiday.

If you are lazy, you will lose because I am too lazy to compete with you.

God is fair. If he gives you an ugly face, he will definitely give you a poor family.

What I have thought about is illusion, but I have no future if I do it seriously.

The world is so big that I want to see it. How far can you go with such a small wallet?

Is it a long time no see, or, turn a blind eye.

Staying up late is bad for your health. It is recommended to stay up all night.

Recently, I have changed from the bad habit of staying up late to staying up all night.

If you are ugly, you should study more so that you can have money for cosmetic surgery.

Can there be an echo in your memory?

How worried can you be? It's like a group of eunuchs going to the brothel.

Every time you spend money, you say your wallet is dripping blood, but your wallet has lost too much blood and died.

There is no obstacle in life, only one obstacle after another.

There was a period of love, called love for oneself.

Never keep your eyes on your mobile phone for too long. Experts say it will lose power.

If you show respect to others, they will advance further.

Where there is a long way to go, waving is to leave the tea cool.

Life is about ups and downs. At the end of the day, it will naturally jump twice.

For people like you, even if you stick two words of Tuhao on your face, others will read them in reverse.

It's actually troublesome to know strangers, and many lies have to be told again.

Don't give up your dream, keep sleeping!

Don't feel that you have reached a low point at a young age, and you still have a lot of room for decline.

Poverty is not a state, but a normal state.

It is said that in 2020, I don't want to die to eliminate the poor.

Don't bow your head and your cuckold will fall off. Don't cry and Lao Wang will laugh.

Although those rich people look beautiful on the surface, they are actually more beautiful in private.

If you have a rough life in the first half of your life, don't worry too much. You will adapt in the second half of your life.

I wanted to enjoy life, but I found it difficult to survive.

Learning without thinking is labor lost; thinking without learning is perilous. Don't think or learn online loan.

I don't know which link has gone wrong. Is there a middleman who makes a difference?

Is there any good way to relieve the heat in dog days? The salary is naturally cool.

I looked for her thousands of times. When I looked back, that person still ignored me.

Let hard work become a habit, water the future with sweat, and then dehydrate to death.

Hope is fire, disappointment is smoke, life is smoke while making fire.

I work hard every day to prove to those who look down on me that they are right.

Don't talk about being cheated. People at your age are customers.

You are just a sugar cane man. It's sweet at the beginning, but it's full of slag in the back.

I usually talk to others to save face. If I hate you, I do it on purpose.

No reply from others. Keep waiting. You will wait for her circle of friends.

Yuelao, please lead the red line for me next time. Can you change it into steel wire? The old TM of the red line is broken.

I feel that the most affectionate gaze in my life has been given to mobile phones.

I usually talk to others to save face. If I hate you, I do it on purpose.

Thanks to those who knocked me down on the road ahead, because it's really comfortable to lie down.

Did I live for 16 years, or did I live for one day and repeat for 16 years?

The world laughs at my madness. I laugh at how quickly the world can see it.

If the word "give up" appears in your mind, you must firmly tell yourself that you have nothing, where can you give up?

I don't want to raise a dog or a cat. I just want to raise you. After all, raising a pig can make you rich.

Finally, he won 5 million yuan. When he cashed in, he woke up with a smile.

Life is like a dream, I lose sleep, life is like a play, I help, life is like a song, I lose my tune.

Before I met you, my world was black and white. After I met you, it was completely black.

Don't put things off until tomorrow. The day after tomorrow is a good day.

The world is so big that I want to see it. How far can you go with such a small wallet?

Don't always scold iron for not making steel. You forget that iron can't make steel.

Yesterday a thief came to my house to steal money. We searched together all night.

What is an April Fool's Day confession? Tomb sweeping Day confession is the king's way. If you fail, you can also say that you are possessed by a ghost!

A girl's introduction: a hooligan in thought, a good girl in life. However, it gives me the feeling that I am ugly and lively.

There was no chicken soup in the world. When the chicken died, it was made into chicken soup.

What do you like about me? I like you to stay away from me.

Ask what money is in the world. It's just a matter of life and death.

For you, removing makeup is also called money laundering.

Did I live for 16 years, or did I live for one day and repeat for 16 years?

For ugly people, it is cruel to look closely.

I lay on the bed looking at the ceiling, thinking about the ceiling of my work, just the floor of others.

Where are you stuck on National Day?

Knowledge gives you power, ignorance will give you more powerful, fearless and unpredictable power.

In fact, you also have the ability to lose weight.

When there is no money, it is a curse to hear others say that they wish you a long life.

You can rely on your face, but you rely on your talent. This is the difference between you and Mingming.

You can't afford a beautiful bag, and interesting souls can't afford you.

You have never succeeded. What are you afraid of?

The service provided by Haidilao is really good. Last time, I didn't bring any money with me for dinner. The waiter called the police for me.

If you don't leave, I will die.

Don't talk about being cheated. People at your age are customers.

If you are all right, it's OK~

Don't care what others think of you. If you care, others will not look up to you.

I only have eyes for you, because your big face makes me unable to see others.

You are a serious person. You help others conscientiously and try all the mistakes.

There is no cold person at all. It's not you who is warm!

I can only do the first four after thinking about the five words of being able to bear hardships.

Those who have really worked hard know that the gap in IQ is insurmountable.

Don't always call yourself a single dog. You are a single turtle according to your age and a single fool according to your IQ.

Eating food is generally kind-hearted, because I only want to eat every day and have no time to calculate others.

If you can't get rich overnight, you can do it for two nights, and I can do it for three nights.

Don't complain about the lack of power when your mobile phone is not used very much. You are not the same. You are tired without doing anything.

Instead of staring at the phone screen, you should look up from time to time to see where the boss is.

You met love around the corner, but have you ever thought of each other? He met a ghost around the corner.

Although I usually don't care about you, there are many bad words behind me.

Don't always scold others, you are not as good as them.

Believe in yourself. You can't do what others can.

The most romantic thing I can think of is eating with you, and then you pay.

One day you will meet a girl who doesn't want your house or your car, nor does she want you.

People's hearts are weak, so don't be tough without strength!

Every time a righteous person kills a dog, he is a scholar.

The only fair thing in the world is that we will all die.

I can row without oars, I can sail without direction, because my whole life depends on waves.

I have a strong desire to learn. Fortunately, my self-control is strong and I am under pressure.

Rome wasn't built in a day. Three layers of belly wasn't built in a day.

Bill Gates dropped out of school and started his own business, becoming the richest man in the world.

They all say that money is a bastard, but it's really beautiful.

The boss said that as long as we work hard, he can change Maserati next year.

You are like the sun in the blue sky, which can't be seen directly.

You have gained a lot of money, but also lost a lot of things, such as worry.

I can't afford to eat in big hotels.

It is not terrible to be poor. What is terrible is that I am the poorest person.

The girls nowadays are so outrageous. They can't see the career line even though their neckline is so low

If you want to be your sun, it will warm you when you are happy and kill you when you are unhappy.

Congratulations on another day. You won a prize. Another day.

Look in the mirror more often, and you will understand the reasons for many things.

Women pretend to be in love by pretending to be in high tide, while men pretend to be in love by pretending to be in high tide.

If you are unhappy, just go to sleep. There is nothing that cannot be solved by sleeping. If you are unhappy, just go back to sleep.

Don't bow to fate easily, because when you bow, you will see fat.

When others review books, they will understand them just by looking at them. I will open them by looking at them.

Nothing can knock people down at once, as long as you are strong enough, it will continue to knock you down!

Who says you don't like sports? You can not only play football, but also play very well.

Don't wait until tomorrow to hand in the job, and then find an excuse. Today, find a good one.

When others see you, they say you are a student, not because you look young, but because you wear dirt!

Don't talk about leaving everything to time. Time is too lazy to clean up your mess.

If you go out, you will be fat sooner or later.

The ugly duckling can become a swan, not because he works hard, but because his parents are swans.

I have a strong desire to learn. Fortunately, my self-control is strong and I am under pressure.

Sometimes you feel like an SB. Don't lose heart. At least you feel right.

Although I learn slowly, I give up quickly!

Your life is the same as your hairline. It retreats very fast.

Whether you are two or no two, two is there, no three no four.

The world is fair. People who are busier than you earn more than you, and people who are busier than you earn less than you.

Don't set your bank card password as your girlfriend's birthday, or you will always have more trouble.

There is no unprovoked love, no unprovoked hate in the world, but TM has unprovoked fat!

They are also salty fish. Why can others turn over while you are stuck in the pan?

There will be fog when you reach the mountain, and it will sink when you reach the bridge.

Today's young people want to sleep at all times except when they don't want to sleep.

In the last month, there were always thirty days of bad luck.

In one's life, three days are destined to rely on hard work for seven points, and the rest 90 points depend on parents.

Single hair loss and no money, running into the elderly.

We agreed to go to Baitou together, but you secretly baked oil.

Everyone wants to save the world, but no one helps his mother wash the dishes.

I can't solve anything that can be solved with money.

You are nothing, but one thing you do very well is daydreaming.

Put down your mobile phone and go for a walk. Finally, you will find that it is still interesting.

Don't say you are a single dog. In fact, you may not be as good as a dog

You met love around the corner, but have you ever thought of each other? He met a ghost around the corner.

Although I earn less, I save more. Yesterday Ferrari saved more than two million yuan.

Gui is not the defect of iPhone, poor is your defect.

Fear of ghosts is really naive. Let me show you people's hearts.

There are no secret admirers, but there are many people who want to assassinate.

I don't want to be the last one to let you down.

If you can't accommodate me, it means that either your mind is too narrow or my personality is too great.

Not because I'm cold, but because my hands are cold.

Sometimes you feel like an SB. Don't lose heart. At least you feel right.

You can find a good job if you have the right resume, and you don't need to find a job if you have the right baby.

Where is the best place to see the scenery on National Day? The answer is, circle of friends.

I tried to be an interesting person, but later I ran away and became a teaser.

If it is a blessing to suffer losses, I might have been as lucky as the East China Sea.

Compared with ugliness, it is not worth mentioning.

Don't think you have nothing, at least you are ugly!

There is a long way to go. I will ask for help.

The stupidest thing I ever did as a child may be looking forward to growing up.

When you feel ugly and poor, don't be sad, at least your judgment is correct.

When I woke up in the morning, I thought I had grown up. It turned out that the quilt was covered

In fact, life ends after a certain node, and everyone is just waiting for the eggs.

Watching the gallop that splashed me away, the labor thought that when I got rich, I would buy a raincoat.

It's said that the Ghost Gate is about to open in July. You are not alone at all.

You must believe that tomorrow will be better and better to turn you into a dog.

Hope is always here, and you miss it every moment.

A person's longest love history is probably narcissism.

When others review books, they will understand them just by looking at them. I will open them by looking at them.

I have a dream, just a dream.

I'm not the kid who has spent 50 yuan for a long time. Now I have to think carefully about five yuan.

Is money really that important to you? I've been talking for more than three hours, and I haven't lowered a penny.

Only those who have worked hard know how important the background is!

Rich people are close to me, rich people are far away from me!

Smile when encountering lightning, because it is the sky taking pictures of you.

Don't get up if you hit the ground. You will still be hit to the ground anyway!

Others use brand-name bags, while you can only use facial expression bags.

There is no indecision, not because of counseling.

Once we had poetry and faraway, now we just want to buy a house.

Smile when encountering lightning, because it is the sky taking pictures of you.

Smile when encountering lightning, because it is the sky taking pictures of you.

Don't ask me what to do if I fail. Say as if you have succeeded.

I hate one word most in my life! Especially when you can't do the questions.

If the world doesn't want you, remember to come to me. I know several traffickers.

Seeing his back, he charmed thousands of troops and turned his head to frighten off millions of heroes.

You went home early these two days. Recently, you stole many pigs. I'm afraid you will have an accident.

People who can afford to eat bird's nest have good skin.

In fact, destiny doesn't like to joke with you. It really wants to kill you.

The difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, while people sometimes are not people.

You give grass a little love, grass also gives you a green!

Be still as if paralyzed, and move as if epileptic.

When heaven was about to place a great responsibility on these people, he had to work hard first, and then heaven changed his mind.

Seeing his back, he charmed thousands of troops and turned his head to frighten off millions of heroes.

I'm not afraid of being poor or ugly, or of being single?

As long as you persevere, those who laugh at you will be laughed to death sooner or later.

Only after hard work can we know that the gap in IQ is insurmountable.

Go out and start your own business when you have less money to work for. It is guaranteed that you will lose all your money.

I changed her from a girl to a woman, and she changed me from a boy to a poor man.

I really envy your skin. How can you maintain it so thick?

There is no cold person at all. It's not you who is warm!

Young people, it's nothing to have no money now. There will be many days without money in the future.

People are not boring, but lazy to be interesting to you.

I heard that you are not as good as me, so I'm relieved.

Do you live by the sea? Such a wave.

Don't you fight? How do you know how incompetent you are.

If you have a large amount of money in front of you and a fan, what does it have to do with you?

You are not so insecure, because no money is the safest.

You are a serious person. You help others conscientiously and try all the mistakes.

When encountering difficulties, let it go for a while. The next day, I can't remember it again.

Can you be sincere to me? Certainly. I really don't like you.

Difficulties may be late, but never absent.

I have an early heart, but my quilt and bed disagree.

You met love around the corner, but have you ever thought of each other? He met a ghost around the corner.

Love is mostly unsuccessful, either suffering from the boredom of getting married, or suffering from the sadness of not getting married.

There are no unsolvable problems, but there are unsolvable problems.

Sharing weal and woe, you don't accompany, who are you?

It is better to be uniform in beauty than different in ugliness.

You are a yellow braised chicken, yellow, stuffy and garbage.

The loss of traditional culture is serious. Ancient women can make poems right, but modern women can only make mistakes if they fail.

Since ancient times, deep love has always been popular.

I am a man. Never challenge my bottom line, or I will have to change it again.

You are sleepy every day because you are trapped by life.

There was no way in the world. When there were more people walking, the teacher began to call the roll.

Making girls cry is a terrible thing, and making boys cry is an explosive thing.

He dreamed of walking around with his sword, but cancelled the original plan because he was too fat.

Remember to smile at all times, it will make you look like a neurotic who can't be easily provoked.

As a typical failure, you are so successful.

One of the symptoms of mental collapse is to believe that your work is very important.

Many people think they are too tired to live. In fact, they may just sleep too late.

My social phobia mainly comes from low income.

Why do girls have to compete with each other? After decades, they will all dance square dance together.

The right ear should be used when listening to the results, because the left ear is close to the heart, which may lead to sudden death.

Good looking skin bag reality split, interesting soul spirit derailment?.

Becoming famous is like farting. It's not enough to make a noise, but it will be a long time.

Others have more money than you and work harder than you, but you are more powerful. You own everything by your own imagination.

God will not treat infatuated people unfairly, he is to die.

An iron pestle can be ground into a needle, but a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. It's no use trying harder if the materials are wrong.

What does your partner call you? My partner told me to go away.

Doing the political examination paper is the time I lied most in my life.

If you have a rough life in the first half of your life, don't worry too much. You will adapt in the second half of your life.

I watched you step onto the stage with my own eyes. I don't know whether you are going to make a fool of yourself or not.

Let's lose weight. It's faster to lose weight, faster to rebound, slower to give up.

The leader said that hard work will lead to faster maturity, so now I look older than them.

Spring Festival holiday starts from skipping brunch.

After nine years of hard work, I finally made up the down payment for the house I sold that year.

Failure is the mother of success, but failure doesn't even have a boyfriend.

With a lofty ambition, you can't bind a chicken with your hands.

I don't want to read, mainly because no one feeds cattle, pigs or sheep at home.

When you feel that life is unfair to you, weigh your weight and look in the mirror, you will feel that everything is reasonable again.

Only when you ask for leave and deduct your salary can you feel your salary is high.

The so-called review is to reconfirm what you don't know, and you really don't.

I work hard every day to prove to those who look down on me that they are right.

How many more tomorrow and tomorrow! Since there are so many, we might as well delay.

It's a fine day today. I've stayed in my room for a long time. I'm going to the living room to relax.

I'm not the kid who has spent 50 yuan for a long time. Now I have to think carefully about five yuan.

What is the most crowded bus you have ever taken? Just passing by, I was crowded into the car.

Now the tears are all the water in my head.

I tried to be an interesting person, but later I ran away and became a teaser.

I'm not short, I'm just far from the sky.

Some young people create their own image of high-end income through high-end consumption.

Your present life may not be what you want, but it is definitely your own.

The one with wings may not be an angel, but a thunderbolt.

Iron body, magnet bed.

If you use it skillfully, you can save 80% of your life.

Seeing a fortune teller, he asked me as soon as I sat down. What are you?

I will never be brainless and post my brand on the Internet because I can't afford it.

The rich man's DINK is DINK, and the poor man's DINK is called having no children.

As long as I eat fast enough, I will never catch up with my weight!

Don't say that others are mentally ill. The premise of brain disease is that you must have a brain.

How touching it was at the beginning, there will be more than ten thousand disasters later.

Pinch your fingers, and you two will be separated.

In the past, I wanted to celebrate the New Year in a lively way, but now I want to be quiet.

The best you can do is not as good as others.

I know it's wrong to waste time, but it's really enjoyable.

Before doing the question, think about the intention of the question maker. I think he wants me dead.

They laughed at my ugliness, and I laughed at their correctness.

You are not so insecure, because no money is the safest.

I hope that some things can be solved by myself, not by myself, but by myself.

You are not so insecure, because no money is the safest.

You still have to have dreams. Otherwise, when you drink too much, what do you talk to people about?

I never bullied the weak. Before I bullied him, I didn't know he was weaker than me.

If you like it, tell it, or you won't know how ugly you are.

Everyone else has the sour smell of love. Only I have the unique fragrance of a single dog.

Don't panic to accept failure, but feel it slowly.

When we meet the elder, it's not that we don't want to call him, but that we don't know what to call him.

We were very happy when we were young, because at that time we were not so ugly and poor.

Money is not everything, but money can really do what you want.

Snow White explained that no matter how nice the seven little losers are to her, they can't be as good as a kiss from Gao Fushuai.

One cannot lower his noble head, except when picking up money.

It's said that money is a bastard, but it's really beautiful.

Putting autumn clothes into trousers and trousers into cotton socks is the minimum respect for winter.

This life is so hard. Don't fight too hard. The next life will be even harder.

What wakes me up every day is not the ideal, but the music of the square dance downstairs.

Why do parents only look at scores? crap! Can they understand the subject?

If it is a blessing to suffer losses, I might have been as lucky as the East China Sea.

Many people like to make a mountain out of a molehill in life. In fact, it is really unnecessary to think about how to deal with a mountain out of a molehill.

You are sleepy every day because you are trapped by life.

I miss you so much. The first sentence is false, and the second sentence is also false.

Life is about ups and downs. At the end of the day, it will naturally jump twice.

It doesn't matter to be a little poor, but more than a little.

You can't have it both ways, but you can be poor and ugly.

Ten out of ten are unhappy in life!

What wakes me up every day is not the ideal, but the music of the square dance downstairs.

When you see others on their way to success, ask yourself if you don't want to be a stumbling block on their way to success?

If I didn't have the ability to comfort myself, I really couldn't live now.

The boss said that as long as we work hard, he can change Maserati next year.

The real food can be regarded as moon cakes.

Don't give up your dream, keep sleeping!

Others say that I can't help the mud on the wall, but why should I go on the wall? Is it uncomfortable to lie on the ground?

Seeing his back, he charmed thousands of troops and turned his head to frighten off millions of heroes.

You want to be rich? Just think about it.

I don't know much about music, so sometimes I don't rely on music or tune.

According to analysis, the root cause of extramarital love is marriage.

In fact, confession may not be a good thing, because it looks like a black hand.

If you want to buy a Porsche Cayenne, please ask the friends who bought it, where did you get your money from!

Nine out of ten things are unhappy in life, and the rest are even more unhappy!

After nine years of hard work, I finally made up the down payment for the house I sold that year.

Be still as if paralyzed, and move as if epileptic.

If it can't be amazing, then it's so ugly!

I thought we could go to the end together. Who knows, you will take a taxi after two steps.

Do you think he likes you because he likes you? It's just a slip of hand.

If the world doesn't want you, remember to come to me. I know several traffickers.

Escape can't solve the problem. You can't solve it without escaping.

I also want to be an elegant lady. It is life that has forced my mother into a shrew.

Come back with me. I'll send you my wedding invitation.

Don't worry, as long as you keep going downhill, you will never be at the lowest point of life.

There is no empathy, it is all standing talking without backache.

After the Double 11, I changed from a single to a single with heavy debts.

Every time a righteous person kills a dog, he is a scholar.

We should help when we have difficulties. If we have no difficulties, we should help when we create difficulties.

He dreamed of walking around with his sword, but cancelled the original plan because he was too fat.

If girls don't work hard, they will be arrested and married, and they will have a second child.

People who used to think that they depended on relationships must be very incompetent. After contacting them, they found that they were better than me in everything.

You are in my heart, just like the stars in the sky.

Others have more money than you and work harder than you, but you are more powerful. You own everything by your own imagination.

When can I withdraw the money in my mind.

I only have eyes for you, because your big face makes me unable to see others.

I dreamed that I was taking a test, and then I woke up and found that I was really taking a test.

The right ear should be used when listening to the results, because the left ear is close to the heart, which may lead to sudden death.

No matter what kind of alienation we become, a red envelope can return to the original.

If Cinderella's shoes fit, they would not fall off. If the prince really loved Cinderella, he would not even know the girl who had danced with him all night.

I don't understand why you should pinch your legs and rub your eyes when something good happens to you. What if you wake up?

There is no obstacle in life, just because you have short legs.

Work hard if you are poor! If you don't work hard, how can you be in debt.

If you abandon yourself today, you will defeat you tomorrow.

There are no unsolvable problems, but there are unsolvable problems.

All those who complain about social injustice and system can only be translated into one sentence: please give me money, women and social status.

When I was a child, I was most afraid of dreaming that I would find the toilet. The most terrible thing is that I found the toilet without waking up.

If one day I disappear, even if my friends and lovers will not find me, the bank will also find me crazily.

If people decide to abandon themselves, they will live happily.

If you think there are flies around you, you may be a piece of shit.

Ten out of ten are unhappy in life!

I don't know that firewood and rice are expensive if I'm not in charge, and I don't know I'm fat if I don't take photos.

If you are lazy, you will lose because I am too lazy to compete with you.

I can think of only the most accurate adjective for myself: plump.

Every time you spend money, you say your wallet is dripping blood, but your wallet has lost too much blood and died.

You are a yellow braised chicken, yellow, stuffy and garbage.

When others see you, they say you are a student, not because you look young, but because you wear dirt!

Only by carrying the blame for the leader more often will the leader treat you as a fool.

People of the older generation often tell us to eat more bitterness when we are young, so that we can get used to it when we are old!

When looking for an object, don't just look at the other person's appearance, but first look at your own appearance!

Everyone else has the sour smell of love. Only I have the unique fragrance of a single dog.

Don't say you have nothing, you still have a debt.

When I am angry, you must coax me and buy me food. I'll kill you when I'm full.

If there is no accident on Valentine's Day, you can live alone. If there is an accident, you can live in the hospital.

Don't think you can't insist on coming, you will insist on staying up late to play with your mobile phone.

Nothing can defeat you, because you have never succeeded.

It doesn't matter if you fail in the college entrance examination. There will be more failures waiting for you in the future.

Don't say that you are good at nothing. You are a good hand at staying up late playing mobile phones.

I used to live on my face, but I almost starved to death before giving up.

I met my classmates in primary school yesterday. Unexpectedly, he did such a bad job. He only put a dollar into my bowl.

It doesn't take much courage to leave home, but to go home.

Others say that I can't help the mud on the wall, but why should I go on the wall? Is it uncomfortable to lie on the ground?

The picture of my wife in my wallet is to remind myself how to lose the money in my wallet.

Today's young people want to sleep at all times except when they don't want to sleep.

Failure is not terrible. What is terrible is that you still believe this sentence.

The reality is that you have been shot dead on the beach before the front wave started.

I hope that some things can be solved by myself, not by myself, but by myself.

You are just a potato silk. You are dirt, funny and loser.

There is no indecision, not because of counseling.

If you know from afar that you are short of horsepower, you will see that people are ill advised over time.

As long as the Kung Fu deep iron pestle is ground into a needle, but the person who really grinds the iron pestle into a needle is absolutely a fool.

Say "You are great" to the mirror every day. Soon, the mirror will become a great mirror.

Your beauty is invisible to others, and your ugliness is clear at a glance.

Commitment is like farting. It was earth shattering at that time, and then it became powerless.

Other people's money is outside my possession.

You can find a good job if you have the right resume, and you don't need to find a job if you have the right baby.

Others are just playing fat, while you are ugly and serious.

Don't be depressed anymore, kid. You should be as lively and cheerful as a psychopath.

There are two kinds of people who are the dumbest in the world, one is you, the other is like you.

If you want to be your sun, it will warm you when you are happy and kill you when you are unhappy.

Follow your heart， Translation into Chinese is just one word.

Escape can't solve the problem. You can't solve it without escaping.

How great is being rich? Being rich is really amazing.

I want to know you again, starting with your name. What's your name?

Spring Festival holiday starts from skipping brunch.

I always figure out a lot of things in the early morning and forget everything after dawn.

Others worry about how to earn money, but I worry about how to spend money. How can twenty yuan be spent until the 10th of next month?

How many more tomorrow and tomorrow! Since there are so many, we might as well delay.

What does it feel like to be short? He wanted to stare at people, but he was forced to be cute.

Making girls cry is a terrible thing, and making boys cry is an explosive thing.

When the boss uses you, you are a talent. When you are not used, you become a layoff!

There is only one kind of worry when you are not full, and there are countless worries when you are full.

Don't always scold others, you are not as good as them.

I am a man. Never challenge my bottom line, or I will have to change it again.

Don't say you are a single dog anymore. Dogs are dead at your age.

God didn't give me any great responsibility, so it still hurts my mind and bones.

If you can't bear it, you can bear it again.

Never abandon yourself. Once you start to give up, you will find that you are very happy

Don't be afraid of myopia, because in front of you, there is nothing but failure.

Some people appear in your life to tell you how deceitful you are!

If you go out, you will be fat sooner or later.

Before doing the question, think about the intention of the question maker. I think he wants me dead.

For the poor, if life is not tired, it is not called life!

Mass blessings and single digit red envelopes are soulless.

I don't want to get married and have children, which is my consciousness as a poor person.

The night gives you black eyes, but you use them to roll your eyes.

Winter is good. When we are poor, there is a northwest wind.

Failure is not terrible. What is terrible is that you still believe this sentence.

Dreams still have to be there. What if they come true in the next life?

The reality is that you have been shot dead on the beach before the front wave started.

The difference between you and Xueba is that all your flashes of inspiration are his basic questions.

There is no indecision, not because of counseling.

Do you think rich people are happy? Their happiness is beyond your imagination.

After a long time of not opening QQ, I found that only Tencent News cared about you.

I don't know that firewood and rice are expensive if I'm not in charge, and I don't know I'm fat if I don't take photos.

Three views are useless. You have to rely on your five senses!

The person who gives you a thumbs up may not be praising you, but may be aiming at you with a gun.

It is only after suffering that we know that there is no bitterest, only more bitter.

When you need help most, only ghosts will help you.

Those who don't make money say they are starting a business.

Go out and start your own business when you have less money to work for. It is guaranteed that you will lose all your money.

People who have ulterior motives for you, after all, are also intentions.

Although money is hard to earn, it is easy to spend.

Good looking bag for three thousand one nights, interesting soul wants car and room.

As long as the Kung Fu deep iron pestle is ground into a needle, but the person who really grinds the iron pestle into a needle is absolutely a fool.

If you have a large amount of money in front of you and a fan, what does it have to do with you?

Another day has passed, how is it? Is the dream more distant?

Women conquer men with silk stockings, and men conquer banks with silk stockings.

If you show respect to others, they will advance further.

At this age, I can sing in your ears. If I like your body, I will give you bags. Only mosquitoes are left.

Every time you spend money, you say your wallet is dripping blood, but your wallet has lost too much blood and died.

Nine out of ten things are unhappy in life, and the rest are even more unhappy!

April Fool's Day is just a chance for liars to tell the truth.

Please cherish the person who treats you well, or you will not know when to meet another blind person when you miss it.

Some young people create their own image of high-end income through high-end consumption.

I made a very risky investment. If I succeed, I can earn several hundred million yuan. If I fail, I will lose my money.

I never think about when I can succeed. Since I have chosen to be far away, it is still far away.

In winter, places outside the bed are far away, places out of reach are from other places, and going to the toilet is a business trip.

If you are infatuated with a person, you must not be worthy of him!

What is more lonely than eating hot pot alone is that you can't afford to eat hot pot alone.

Do you know why beauties are so unlucky since ancient times? Because nobody cares how long an ugly person lives.

Just because I looked at you more in the crowd, you thought I would sit on your motorcycle.

When you fall, there are thousands of people who can replace you.

Your good night just wants me to shut up.

Everyone likes to be with you to show their good looks.

How can you look like a QR code? If you don't scan it, you don't know what you are!

As long as it is a stone, it will not shine anywhere.

What wakes me up every day is not the ideal, but the music of the square dance downstairs.

If I have something that you don't like, please overcome it yourself.

The operation is as fierce as a tiger, and the salary is twenty-five thousand.

People need to work hard. After you work hard, you will find that you are really ordinary.

I'm not short, I'm just far from the sky.

Poetry and the distance are getting dirtier and dirtier, and dreams are becoming more and more silly!

Dogs are man's best friends. But dog's best friend is shit.

At this age, I can sing in your ears. If I like your body, I will give you bags. Only mosquitoes are left.

No one in the world can live without anyone. Even a fish can be roasted without water.

There is no obstacle in life, only one obstacle after another.

Now the tears are all the water in my head.

Your beauty is invisible to others, and your ugliness is clear at a glance.

Heart pricking? Does not exist! Where does the heart not pierce?

Why quarrel? Can't you sit down calmly and slap each other?

After breaking through the bottleneck, we found that there were bottle caps.

You met love around the corner, but have you ever thought of each other? He met a ghost around the corner.

If one day I disappear, even if my friends and lovers will not find me, the bank will also find me crazily.

When you lose weight, you will find that your ugliness has nothing to do with losing weight.

You are my little apple, I hate you! I mean I really want to cut you.

There is no obstacle in life, just because you have short legs.

Some people are beautiful, some people are ugly, and you are so ugly.

Why God closes the door for you is not because you are invisible.

Don't be too confident. You may trust the wrong person.

Nothing is happier than sleeping late, except getting up late.

If people have no dreams, what's the difference between carefree and carefree?

If you don't marry and I don't marry ten years later, that's too sad!

This year is the worst year in the past decade. The good news is that this year is the best year in the next decade.

April Fool's Day is just a chance for liars to tell the truth.

Wearing white clothes to work does not mean that you can not take the blame.

The past can't be looked back, because you have no past that you can look back on.

Believe if you believe, or not, and return the whole WeChat.

The female ticket suddenly became thinner, most of which were air leaks.

Come back with me. I'll send you my wedding invitation.

Gold always shines, but you are just fat.

I always figure out a lot of things in the early morning and forget everything after dawn.

As long as I work hard, nothing is impossible for me.

The world is so big that I want to see it. How far can you go with such a small wallet?

Making money is a kind of ability, spending money is a kind of technology. My ability is limited, but my technology is high.

Of course, money can't buy you happiness, but money will make you happy.

People have been looking for success all their lives, but more often, what they find is success!

What do you want to take away from your alma mater? What I want to take away from my alma mater is my tuition.

Only a liar in the world is sincere, because he is really lying to you.

Crazy farting in a taxi can greatly reduce the probability that the driver will take you around.

Brain is a great thing. I hope you have it.

No, you can't. Only you can't

Three views are useless. You have to rely on your five senses!

I want to live in your heart, only to find that it is a community with many neighbors.

Once some people miss it, thank goodness.

When I make friends, I never care whether he has money or not. Anyway, he is not as poor as me.

Playing mahjong is three times short of one, and fighting landlords is two times short of one. Why do I still need one when I'm in love?

You feel lonely. It doesn't matter. You still have a mobile phone.

Living expenses are like big aunts. They come once a month and disappear in a few days.

My social phobia mainly comes from low income.

Age is not a problem, height is not a distance, who likes you without money?

Pinch your fingers, and you two will be separated.

Good luck will come, but it will come to others.

Do you think rich people are happy? Their happiness is beyond your imagination.

I am full of longing for life. Life is far from me.

Don't put yourself too high, or you will not come down.

If your friends live a happy life every day, they will not be photographed and sent to the circle of friends.

You must have been a plastic bag in your previous life. You can only carry plastic bags.

I saved dandruff for a year just to give you snow.

Edison searched for the filament thousands of times to make you a durable light bulb.

Who says I can't play musical instruments? I'm good at quitting.

Most people lie for the first time in life, starting from writing a composition.

I made a very risky investment. If I succeed, I can earn several hundred million yuan. If I fail, I will lose my money.

Three minutes is doomed, seven minutes depends on hard work, and 90 minutes depends on face.

Commitment is like farting. It was earth shattering at that time, and then it became powerless.

May your troubles, like your hair, become less and less.

You are a serious person. You help others conscientiously and try all the mistakes.

Time has taught me that I don't have to wait for anyone except express delivery.

Sister, you take the bow, brother, I walk on the shore. 99% of this sentence is sung.

Secret love is that you build a castle for him in your heart, but he doesn't even want to enter the door.

If marriage is the tomb of love, the annual celebration of the anniversary of marriage is a tomb sweeping.

There is no trace of wings in the sky, unless you will lose hair when flying.

A fierce look at you is not good. A careful look is better than a fierce look.

Don't bow to fate easily, because when you bow, you will see fat.

You look serious, just like the film on the overpass.

Put down your mobile phone and go for a walk. Finally, you will find that it is still interesting.

Maybe fate is holding your throat, just let you eat less.

If you still persist, you are not desperate enough.

Three minutes is doomed, seven minutes depends on hard work, and 90 minutes depends on face.

Everyone praises you for your beauty. There are traces of PS.

Try to make friends with the students around you, so that you can spend less money.

Although those rich people look beautiful on the surface, in fact, they are more beautiful in private.

There was a period of love, called love for oneself.

Please wear a helmet when riding an electric bicycle, otherwise, classmates driving Mercedes Benz will recognize you.

Would you like to be my sun? Then please keep 92955886 km with me.

Life is still interesting. After all, every day I want to die for different reasons.

If one day you find yourself getting rich overnight, slap yourself. Wake up and don't be late for work.

There was no chicken soup in the world. When the chicken died, it was made into chicken soup.

Even if you sleep late, the person who will not find you will not find you!

Work hard, every difficulty will overcome me.

It doesn't matter if you are ugly. Let others know with your words and manners that you are still a person without connotation.

There are two kinds of people who are the dumbest in the world, one is you, the other is like you.

If there is no pursuit in life, then how easy it should be

I made a very risky investment. If I succeed, I can earn several hundred million yuan. If I fail, I will lose my money.

It is said that men become worse when they have money. I have been a good man for more than 30 years!

It's not that people make fun of you, but that you are the joke itself!

With a bullshit attitude, face the fucking life.

God sprinkles wisdom on the world, but you have an umbrella.

We have an unprecedented understanding, and suddenly you ignore me and I ignore you.

When I left my hometown, the villagers never had a drink from a well.

I hate people who flatter me most in my life. When I am with them, it seems that I am not a man.

Even if you charge for two hours, no one will talk to you for five minutes.

Maybe fate is holding your throat, just let you eat less.

At this age, I can sing in your ears. If I like your body, I will give you bags. Only mosquitoes are left.

You are never lonely, because you don't want to make friends with you even when you are lonely.

Good looking bags have nothing to do with you. You don't have interesting souls.

Don't wait until tomorrow to hand in the job, and then find an excuse. Today, find a good one.

There are two kinds of results when a woman is forced to kiss to express her feelings, one is "pa pa pa", the other is "pa pa pa". This is the gap between Loser and Gao Fushai.

I don't know much about music, so sometimes I don't rely on music or tune.

The aunt who spread pancakes said that she earned thirty thousand yuan a month, and you are not short of an egg.

Come on, boys! As long as you work hard, your boss will succeed.

No cosmetics are used at the age of 18, and no cosmetics are used at the age of 28.

I can only do the first four after thinking about the five words of being able to bear hardships.

You are so good at comforting others. You must have spent a lot of time comforting yourself.

Is money really that important to you? I've been talking for more than three hours, and I haven't lowered a penny.

I don't want to raise a dog or a cat. I just want to raise you. After all, raising a pig can make you rich.

When comforting others, you should comfort yourself one set at a time. When comforting yourself, you just want to find a rope.

Don't say sorry to me, because I can neither forgive you nor stab you to death.

It's just money. It seems that no one lacks it.

Although I learn slowly, I give up quickly!

If there is no accident on Valentine's Day, you can live alone. If there is an accident, you can live in the hospital.

It's just money. It seems that no one lacks it.

Without you, the world will not turn. It will only turn faster and faster. After all, it is much lighter.

It's good of you to leave, otherwise I will always be careful and you will stay for dinner.

Although others seem to have been plain sailing, they are actually plain sailing behind their backs.

If you like it, you should express your love, so that you can know your spare tire number.

What is the biggest disgrace in life? I failed the exam after cheating.

The three steps of encountering difficulties, face it and deal with it, and abandon it.

The function of the alarm clock for me is to let me sleep in a different position.

The paste is not on the desk, but in your mind.

Don't lose weight. You are ugly not only because you are fat.

As long as you persevere, those who laugh at you will be laughed to death sooner or later.

If people have no dreams, what's the difference between carefree and carefree?

The rich can choose to keep a low profile, while you can only keep a low profile.

With my qualifications and diploma, I will sweep the streets of this city in the future.

Some things are not a knot, but a scar.

Don't stay up too late. It hurts your phone to stay up late.

As long as the Kung Fu deep iron pestle is ground into a needle, but the person who really grinds the iron pestle into a needle is absolutely a fool.

Although others seem to be doing well, they are actually doing well behind their backs.

Maybe fate is holding your throat, just let you eat less.

Life is not only about the present, but also about the medlar in the distance.

There are so many mental disabilities in the world, but you have become the best.

Love at first sight is beautiful. Deliberation is lack of money.

Opportunities are reserved for those who are prepared. Those who have no opportunities should not prepare blindly.

Don't be afraid of myopia, because in front of you, there is nothing but failure.

The money for buying a house has not been saved yet, so we will start to save money for buying graves.

Beauty fades, but folly lasts~

People ask if you are in love? As long as there is no such thing now, it can cover up the fact that there was no such thing in the past.

During the interview, they asked you to have a chat, but it was really just a chat.

The best you can do is not as good as others.

Others use brand-name bags, while you can only use facial expression bags.

Brother listened to my advice, and the game can be played again without it, and the daughter-in-law can play all the time without it.

Money can't buy love, but it can buy love.

He who covets small profits cannot achieve great things.

Let's lose weight. It's faster to lose weight, faster to rebound, slower to give up.

Nine out of ten things are unhappy in life, and the remaining twelve out of ten are extremely unhappy.

If you think from the perspective of others, one day you will find that you have lost yourself.

No matter what kind of alienation we become, a red envelope can return to the original.

Even if you fail 99 times, you should try again to round up an integer.

I know it's wrong to waste time, but it's really enjoyable.

Follow your heart， Translation into Chinese is just one word.

If you live well, how can I sleep.

What good habits have you adhered to in order to become beautiful? Insist on beauty.

Life is like a tea table with cups on it.

I hate two kinds of people most when driving. One is the person who likes to jam, the other is the person who doesn't let me jam.

Life is about ups and downs. At the end of the day, it will naturally jump twice.

The difference between you and Xueba is that all your flashes of inspiration are his basic questions.

I will see the parents of the other party tomorrow. I'm so nervous. After all, I beat their children first.

What is the most crowded bus you have ever taken? Just passing by, I was crowded into the car.

What do you like about me? I like you to stay away from me.

Most of the time, it is not work that consumes energy, but the people we meet at work.

When comforting others, you should comfort yourself one set at a time. When comforting yourself, you just want to find a rope.

Love really needs courage to accept, no one loves again and again.

Doing the political examination paper is the time I lied most in my life.

It's a fine day today. I've stayed in my room for a long time. I'm going to the living room to relax.

If others work hard, they will succeed. If you work hard, you will have a meal.

Even if you charge for two hours, no one will talk to you for five minutes.

Why God closes the door for you is not because you are invisible.

Once I wanted to be a special person, but now I have succeeded. Now I am very sad and helpless.

Life polishes your edges and corners to make you roll farther.

It is not difficult to be a good man for one day, but it is difficult to be a rich man for a lifetime.

Those who can't go back are called hometown.

You can't even sleep well. Do you want to sleep with others?

It's good of you to leave, otherwise I will always be careful and you will stay for dinner.

Thank those who knocked you down, because you will find it really comfortable to lie down.

Sleep until your hand cramps, count your money until you wake up naturally.

Freedom has never been taken for granted, but a privilege that requires a high cost.

Since you have already swept the world behind you, why turn around and mess around.

How old can you accept love? As long as they are good-looking, they can last for five thousand years.

Where there is a long way to go, waving is to leave the tea cool.

The world is so big, I want to see where it is convenient to beg!

You are a serious person. You help others conscientiously and try all the mistakes.

I thought tomorrow would be better, and then I looked forward to tomorrow every day.

Suddenly, I found that the first thing to get up is to touch the phone, and the last thing to put down the phone before going to bed.

If there is any truth in the world, it is deserved!

Love is a light, green to your panic.

Thanks to those who knocked me down on the road ahead, because it's really comfortable to lie down.

If you know from afar that you are short of horsepower, you will see that people are ill advised over time.

Don't be angry if you can't be angry, don't swear if you can't be angry, and do it directly if you can.

Let nature take its course is just another way of saying that there is nothing we can do.

I am ugly because I want to reduce the image quality and improve the performance. Why is my life still so stuck?

Please cherish those who have hurt you. After all, others are too lazy to hurt you.

They said that the network was fake, and I laughed, as if the reality was real.

I miss you so much. The first sentence is false, and the second sentence is also false.

After working hard for so long, if there is any talent, there should be some signs of success.

The creditor is the one who will not abandon you even if you break your property.

Today's young people want to sleep at all times except when they don't want to sleep.

My head is not empty. I am the person who wants to make great achievements, but the chaos is just beginning.

In fact, life ends after a certain node, and everyone is just waiting for the eggs.

If you don't get crazy, you will get old faster.

The money for buying a house has not been saved yet, so we will start to save money for buying graves.

Are you good at any sports? "Escape from reality".

Everyone else has the sour smell of love. Only I have the unique fragrance of a single dog.

The cold of looking through the autumn water can never be compared to the cold of wearing pants.

Another day has passed, how is it? Is the dream more distant?

Some people are beautiful, some people are ugly, and you are so ugly.

Whenever I take a brave step, God will timely and generously pave the way for me to go downhill.

Maybe sleep is the real form of human activity. No wonder I always can't wake up.

Don't feel that you have reached a low point at a young age, and you still have a lot of room for decline.

I will never be brainless and post my brand on the Internet because I can't afford it.

When you see me staring at you all the way, don't think I'm interested in you. I really can't see who you are.

Don't want to fall in love is false, no one is true.

Don't care what others think of you. If you care, others will not look up to you.

When I woke up in the morning, I thought I had grown up. It turned out that the quilt was covered

Whether you are two or no two, two is there, no three no four.

Snow White explained that no matter how nice the seven little losers are to her, they can't be as good as a kiss from Gao Fushuai.

In this final exam, I will tell you how many people there are in our grade.

Recently, I have changed from the bad habit of staying up late to staying up all night.

Every woman is looking for a man, and finally finds that the most manly man is herself.

Today is New Year's Eve. Come here and give you your favorite swan meat.

Life is like water in a sponge. As long as you don't want to squeeze it, it will evaporate one day.

When comforting others, you should comfort yourself one set at a time. When comforting yourself, you just want to find a rope.

I watched you step onto the stage with my own eyes. I don't know whether you are going to make a fool of yourself or not.

Opportunities are always left to those who have the heart and face.

When I am angry, you must coax me and buy me food. I'll kill you when I'm full.

Those who don't make money say they are starting a business.

It is not shameful to sell one's soul and principles. It is shameful to fail to sell at a good price.

There are more than eight or nine bad things in life.

I met you at the most beautiful age. I want to say that I was really unlucky!

Insomnia and sleeplessness may be because your mobile phone still has electricity.

How old can you accept love? As long as they are good-looking, they can last for five thousand years.

Don't worry, rich people will not have bad luck.

Bill Gates dropped out of school and started his own business, becoming the richest man in the world.

What is the most crowded bus you have ever taken? Just passing by, I was crowded into the car.

There was a period of love, called love for oneself.

The early bird catches the worm, but you are the worm.

There is no news that cannot be seen, only those who do not want to return.

Twenty years ago, stupid children who ate raccoons and didn't collect all the cards still couldn't collect all the five blessings.

My future is a dream. What's more, I still have insomnia at the moment.

Everyone praises you for your beauty. There are traces of PS.

If you don't get crazy, you will get old faster.

Some people appear in your life to tell you how deceitful you are!

Please believe me, every word I say is nonsense!

Death is not terrible, but the fear is that you can no longer live.

I don't know much about music, so sometimes I don't rely on music or tune.

Losing weight is a big thing. Let me have enough food first, and then make a good plan.

Love really needs courage to accept, no one loves again and again.

All roads lead to Rome, but some people were born in Rome

There is no cold person at all. It's not you who is warm!

There is no empathy, it is all standing talking without backache.

The child is either stupid or has a wrong way of learning. Isn't it stupid to find wrong learning methods?

Now the tears are all the water in my head.

Although I am indifferent to you at ordinary times, I actually said a lot of bad things about you behind my back.

Although you can no longer grow tall, you can continue to gain weight.

Edison searched for the filament thousands of times to make you a durable light bulb.