The night gives you black eyes, but you use them to roll your eyes.
The only way to relieve worries is to become rich.
You met love around the corner, but have you ever thought of each other? He met a ghost around the corner.
As long as you keep learning every day, the final victory must belong to the person who plays well in the examination room.
The three steps of encountering difficulties, face it and deal with it, and abandon it.
Doing the political examination paper is the time I lied most in my life.
Winter is good. When we are poor, there is a northwest wind.
Some things are not that I don't care, but that I care, what can I do?
The idea of eating is that you should eat more if it tastes good, and eat more if it doesn't taste good.
Remember to smile at all times, it will make you look like a neurotic who can't be easily provoked.
Where there is plenty of grass in the horizon, they all grow in other people's homes.
If no one holds hands, I will take the bag.
There is only one life, but there is more than one fatal thing.
If everyone understands you, then you have to be ordinary!
When the salted fish has a dream, it will become a salted fish with a dream.
I think lovelorn is not terrible, blind is terrible.
Money can't buy love, but it can buy love.
I don't want to be the last one to let you down.
I changed her from a girl to a woman, and she changed me from a boy to a poor man.
Who says I can't play musical instruments? I'm good at quitting.
In order to prevent me from spending money indiscriminately this month, I spent all my money in advance.
If you don't have to blush again, can you borrow some money.
Although I usually don't care about you, there are many bad words behind me.
You are a yellow braised chicken, yellow, stuffy and garbage.
Maybe sleep is the real form of human activity. No wonder I always can't wake up.
If you see me looking bad on New Year's Day, don't think too much. You forgot to give me a red envelope.
Appearance is not important. Love is about feeling, but people don't feel ugly.
Some people are four, except two, or two.
People have been looking for success all their lives, but more often, what they find is success!
Today is New Year's Eve. Come here and give you your favorite swan meat.
You can't buy happiness with money, because you have no money at all.
I also want to be an elegant lady. It is life that has forced my mother into a shrew.
In fact, you are not useless. At least in summer, you can feed mosquitoes.
Thank those who knocked you down, because you will find it really comfortable to lie down.
It is also a betrayal of oneself. Some people become eldest sisters and some become young ladies.
The function of the alarm clock for me is to let me sleep in a different position.
It doesn't matter that you are short and poor now. You should believe that one day you will become short and poor
With a bullshit attitude, face the fucking life.
Where is the best place to see the scenery on National Day? The answer is, circle of friends.
Those who are good-looking can only be called foodies, while those who are not good-looking can only be called losers.
Your life is the same as your hairline. It retreats very fast.
Some people are beautiful, some people are ugly, and you are so ugly.
Where is the best place to see the scenery on National Day? The answer is, circle of friends.
I wanted to enjoy life, but I found it difficult to survive.
How great is being rich? Being rich is really amazing.
Your plan is like a snack. After eating it, it will be a fart.
You want to be rich? Just think about it.
Sister, you take the bow, brother, I walk on the shore. 99% of this sentence is sung.
I feel that the most affectionate gaze in my life has been given to mobile phones.
Don't care what others think of you. If you care, others will not look up to you.
Whenever I take a brave step, God will timely and generously pave the way for me to go downhill.
What is an April Fool's Day confession? Tomb sweeping Day confession is the king's way. If you fail, you can also say that you are possessed by a ghost!
It's said that it's raining in your city. I don't know if you have an umbrella. If you take this rain, it will be white.
You don't know how to arrange your life. There will be many people who will help you arrange what they need you to do.
After nine years of hard work, I finally made up the down payment for the house I sold that year.
Please cherish the person who treats you well, or you will not know when to meet another blind person when you miss it.
After exercise, you will be surprised to find that you just become strong from obesity.
As long as I work hard, nothing is impossible for me.
Do you love your work? The work will wait for you there.
All your sadness comes from your balance.
Twenty years ago, stupid children who ate raccoons and didn't collect all the cards still couldn't collect all the five blessings.
I have never asked anyone in my life, only the area of the shadow.
The reason for being single so far is that it is difficult to start with acquaintances and to speak with strangers.
Although I am ugly, I can be ugly and beautiful if I buy beautiful clothes.
God closed the door for you, and then went to wash and sleep.
A lazy crowd wears small clothes, and their salary is naturally cool.
You work so hard every day and endure so much loneliness and pain. But I haven't seen how excellent you are!
What's wrong with you? You have to get sick in bed!
All roads lead to Rome, and some people were born in Rome.
Put down your mobile phone and go for a walk. Finally, you will find that it is still interesting.
The paste is not on the desk, but in your mind.
People who are better than you are still working hard. What's the use of your efforts?
Everyone else's girlfriend will be angry, but your girlfriend is still inflating.
Work hard, every difficulty will overcome me.
When I make friends, I never care whether he has money or not. Anyway, he is not as poor as me.
I saved dandruff for a year just to give you snow.
Research shows that people who smoke and drink all the year round have a lower probability of suffering from Alzheimer's disease, because the probability of early death is higher.
Spring Festival holiday starts from skipping brunch.
The beautiful leather bags are the same, and the interesting soul weighs more than 200 kg.
It doesn't matter if you are ugly. Let others know with your words and manners that you are still a person without connotation.
To lose weight, you want to insist, but insist on not wanting you.
People have been looking for success all their lives, but more often, what they find is success!
What is an April Fool's Day confession? Tomb sweeping Day confession is the king's way. If you fail, you can also say that you are possessed by a ghost!
In this final exam, I will tell you how many people there are in our grade.
When encountering difficulties, let it go for a while. The next day, I can't remember it again.
The ugly duckling can become a swan, not because he works hard, but because his parents are swans.
You are sleepy every day because you are trapped by life.
I know it's wrong to waste time, but it's really enjoyable.
When others see you, they say you are a student, not because you look young, but because you wear dirt!
I go to work just to make money. Don't talk about your ideal with me. My ideal is not to go to work.
Winter is good. When we are poor, there is a northwest wind.
If life deceives you, don't be sad or anxious. Life will continue to deceive you.
It is not terrible to be poor. What is terrible is that I am the poorest person.
Say "You are great" to the mirror every day. Soon, the mirror will become a great mirror.
I wish to win a common heart, so as not to make old blind dates.
When others review books, they will understand them just by looking at them. I will open them by looking at them.
When I was young, I was taught not to spend money indiscriminately. When I grew up, I found out how to spend money indiscriminately without money at all?
Once some people miss it, thank goodness.
The best you can do is not as good as others.
Heart is a great poet, but mouth is a poor editor.
The starting point of others is the end point beyond your reach.
Although you are ugly, you think beautiful.
I don't want to be the last one to let you down.
If you don't smile, you will be lucky!
Don't worry, everything is the worst arrangement.
If you like a girl, work hard to earn more money, and then pay more.
No one can make you give up losing weight. If you think about it yourself, you will give up.
It's not my fault that I'm ugly, but I'm in a hurry when I land.
I can't afford to eat in big hotels.
I feel that the most affectionate gaze in my life has been given to mobile phones.
It's not my fault that I'm ugly, but I'm in a hurry when I land.
Making money is a kind of ability, spending money is a kind of technology. My ability is limited, but my technology is high.
My lover is an unparalleled hero. One day he will step on colorful clouds to marry others.
Today's young people want to sleep at all times except when they don't want to sleep.
In the past, I wanted to celebrate the New Year in a lively way, but now I want to be quiet.
Failure is not terrible. What is terrible is that you still believe this sentence.
It's not my fault that I'm ugly, but I'm in a hurry when I land.
The night gives you black eyes, but you use them to roll your eyes.
You are not incompetent, you just have no right to choose.
I dreamed that I was taking a test, and then I woke up and found that I was really taking a test.
I'm afraid that you will be mediocre in your life and comfort yourself that you are ordinary and valuable.
Life is six big words, and it can't be done in any way.
Compared with ugliness, it is not worth mentioning.
It's good of you to leave, otherwise I will always be careful and you will stay for dinner.
People who used to think that they depended on relationships must be very incompetent. After contacting them, they found that they were better than me in everything.
Not because I'm cold, but because my hands are cold.
Autumn is the harvest season. The harvest of others is success and happiness. Your harvest is to realize that not everyone will be successful and happy.
Don't think the world has abandoned you. The world has no time to answer you!
Only when you ask for leave and deduct your salary can you feel your salary is high.
If you don't get crazy, you will get old faster.
Like a person is not hidden, even hidden in the wardrobe, or her husband will be found.
You work so hard every day and endure so much loneliness and pain. But I haven't seen how excellent you are!
It's actually troublesome to know strangers, and many lies have to be told again.
Time is like a chest. When you squeeze, you have it. When you lie down, you have it.
Don't always call yourself a single dog. You are a single turtle according to your age and a single fool according to your IQ.
What is terrible is that you can't solve it.
Everyone praises me for being virtuous, and I can do nothing at leisure.
Others worry about how to earn money, but I worry about how to spend money. How can twenty yuan be spent until the 10th of next month?
Life is like a dream, I lose sleep, life is like a play, I help, life is like a song, I lose my tune.
When I think of you, my ugly face smiles.
If life deceives you, you will open the beauty camera and deceive all people.
If you think from the perspective of others, one day you will find that you have lost yourself.
I thought tomorrow would be better, and then I looked forward to tomorrow every day.
In the last month, there were always thirty days of bad luck.
Put wings on your dream. Although it may not fly far, it must fall heavily.
Life is either this or that. In short, it is not what you think.
If you are not happy with your money, you are spending it in the wrong way.
Don't feel that you have reached a low point at a young age, and you still have a lot of room for decline.
The level of English in primary schools has become more and more inadequate.
Nothing is happier than sleeping late, except getting up late.
If others show their legs, they are beautiful. If you show your legs, you want to be hated.
I have a friend who stopped complaining and began to work hard. After several years, he still looks like a bird.
If you don't leave, I will die.
It's a fine day today. I've stayed in my room for a long time. I'm going to the living room to relax.
The rich man's DINK is DINK, and the poor man's DINK is called having no children.
After living for so many years, I have never understood one thing. Why did the hook hang?
During the interview, they asked you to have a chat, but it was really just a chat.
When you play with your mobile phone for a long time, you should rest your eyes and look out of the window to think about why you are so poor.
Congratulations on another day. You won a prize. Another day.
According to analysis, the root cause of extramarital love is marriage.
Fools are blessed with fools, but silly B doesn't.
Don't think the world has abandoned you. The world has no time to answer you!
Losing weight is a big thing. Let me have enough food first, and then make a good plan.
Don't wait until tomorrow to hand in the job, and then find an excuse. Today, find a good one.
Why God closes the door for you is not because you are invisible.
Whenever I find the key to success, I find someone has changed the lock cylinder
My head is not empty. I am the person who wants to make great achievements, but the chaos is just beginning.
My hobbies are divided into dynamic and static. Dynamic means turning over, while static means sleeping.
Your smelly foot was bitten by a poisonous snake. After six hours of rescue, the snake finally came back.
An angel will love you for me, so I will love others.
If you have a rough life in the first half of your life, don't worry too much. You will adapt in the second half of your life.
The world is fair. People who are busier than you earn more than you, and people who are busier than you earn less than you.
Marriage is the reorganization of assets of two families.
People of the older generation often tell us to eat more bitterness when we are young, so that we can get used to it when we are old!
If life deceives you, don't worry - take out your beauty camera to cheat life.
There is less friendship and more reciprocity.
Some things are not a knot, but a scar.
Don't complain about the miserable experience of the present, which is far from the future.
Only after hard work can we know that the gap in IQ is insurmountable.
Where there is plenty of grass in the horizon, they all grow in other people's homes.
If you work harder, you will get more blows.
Once we had poetry and faraway, now we just want to buy a house.
You can't wake someone who doesn't return your message, but red envelopes can.
You can't do two points, neither can you do this, nor can you do that.
If life deceives you, you will open the beauty camera and deceive all people.
Time is like a chest. When you squeeze, you have it. When you lie down, you have it.
The world is so big, I want to see if there are plastic bottles.
Fools are blessed with fools, but silly B doesn't.
You can be an ox or a horse, but you should never be a Party B.
The purpose of putting mirrors in the school building is to let you know that people who are ugly should read more.
When I think of you, my ugly face smiles.
I have taken more selfies with my beautiful mobile phone, and I don't know how ugly I am.
I believe you will not be knocked down by life, because your weight exceeds life's expectations.
Don't always scold others, you are not as good as them.
As long as it is a stone, it will not shine anywhere.
You are not unprepared for anything. At least you are ready to fail.
Even if you fail 99 times, you should try again to round up an integer.
Although you are single, you are as fat as two people.
Don't say it's love at first sight, but it's just love at first sight.
I also want to be an elegant lady. It is life that has forced my mother into a shrew.
One day you will meet a girl who doesn't want your house or your car, nor does she want you.
Many things in the world will eventually become better as time goes by. For example, your fat will eventually become fat.
You have changed all uncertainty into certainty.
Life is like a tea table with cups on it.
It doesn't matter if you can't lose weight after a week of exercise, because you can't lose weight after ten weeks of exercise.
Early to bed and early to rise is good for health, but late to bed and late to rise is really good for mood.
You are not walking on the road of Niu B, but still walking on the road of pretending to be forced.
I have reached the legal age for marriage. When I went to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get the certificate, did my wife bring it or wait for them to send it?
Poetry and the distance are getting dirtier and dirtier, and dreams are becoming more and more silly!
There is a long way to go. I will ask for help.
You say you are ugly. I think you are not only ugly, but also telling the truth.
Don't think the world has abandoned you, the world has no time to answer you!
It is really miserable to be lazy and have goals.
Go ahead with a smile. No one wants to go back alive when he comes to this world.
Don't you fight? How do you know how incompetent you are.
Life is like a dream, I lose sleep, life is like a play, I help, life is like a song, I lose my tune.
What you have now is never yours, because you will lose it in the future.
Be modest, listen to others' opinions, and then write down their names carefully.
It's not that the road is rough, but that you can't.
Why do you want to sleep at school? Because school is where dreams begin.
The salted fish turns over to get a thorough sun. You turn over because your hands are numb.
In this final exam, I will tell you how many people there are in our grade.
People always die, either poor or dead.
If life deceives you, don't worry - take out your beauty camera to cheat life.
Even if you sleep late, the person who will not find you will not find you!
Fat people don't starve to death. Hungry people are also fat people.
Those who are good-looking can only be called foodies, while those who are not good-looking can only be called losers.
When you fall, there are thousands of people who can replace you.
Don't feel that you have reached a low point at a young age, and you still have a lot of room for decline.
When doing things, you must consider others' feelings and never make them too happy.
Don't be depressed anymore, kid. You should be as lively and cheerful as a psychopath.
Be modest, listen to others' opinions, and then write down their names carefully.
Three minutes is doomed, seven minutes depends on hard work, and 90 minutes depends on face.
Work hard, every difficulty will overcome me.
Although money is hard to earn, it is easy to spend.
I'd rather not talk and look like a fool than open my mouth to prove that I am.
What's wrong with you? You have to get sick in bed!
People who used to think that they depended on relationships must be very incompetent. After contacting them, they found that they were better than me in everything.
Give your dreams wings, you can't fly anywhere.
There must be pure friendship between men and women. Every girl I know says she can only be friends with me at most.
Growth is the process of turning your crying into silence.
Many things in the world will eventually become better as time goes by. For example, your fat will eventually become fat.
When there is no money, it is a curse to hear others say that they wish you a long life.
If you don't leave, I will die.
You can either work very hard or be very smart to barely live a mediocre life.
Escape can't solve the problem. You can't solve it without escaping.
Those who have really worked hard will understand how important talent is.
I don't want to be the last one to let you down.
Nothing in the world is difficult except for the rich. Birds of a feather flock together to get rich.
Boy, how about being short? Raise your head and let them know that you are not only short, but also ugly!
Life is like a tea table with cups on it.
You can't even sleep well. Do you want to sleep with others?
At this age, I can sing in your ears. If I like your body, I will give you bags. Only mosquitoes are left.
Don't be afraid of myopia, because in front of you, there is nothing but failure.
At least in the summer, you are half as rich as you can be.
If you don't get crazy, you will get old faster.
If you are ugly, you should read more. Books can not make you look good, but they can make you accept reality more easily.
A girl asked me to borrow money for cosmetic surgery, which was very successful. I didn't recognize who asked me to borrow the money again.
After thinking about salary comparison, forget it. I don't want to live.
Failure is the mother of success, but failure is often infertility.
The best time to show love is at noon, because there will be retribution sooner or later.
You are not unprepared for anything. At least you are ready to fail.
If the world doesn't want you, you should remember that I still have you, and I don't want you either.
Can your play be less like your money?
The level of English in primary schools has become more and more inadequate.
Bill Gates dropped out of school and started his own business, becoming the richest man in the world.
Thank those who knocked you down, because you will find it really comfortable to lie down.
Since childhood, I like to stand on my own, for example, relying on my own skill list.
Sometimes people treat you coldly, which may not be your problem. Maybe he just doesn't like ugly.
56 nationalities, 55 extra points.
Money can't buy happiness, it must be that your money is too little!
Even if you sleep late, the person who will not find you will not find you!
If money can't do something in the world, you can certainly do it with more money.
It doesn't matter that you are short and poor now. You should believe that one day you will become short and poor
You have gained a lot of money, but also lost a lot of things, such as worry.
Making girls cry is a terrible thing, and making boys cry is an explosive thing.
You are very creative and courageous.
No object is afraid of nothing. I have objects, and I have never won chess.
How great is being rich? Being rich is really amazing.
Others say that I can't help the mud on the wall, but why should I go on the wall? Is it uncomfortable to lie on the ground?
I don't know which link has gone wrong. Is there a middleman who makes a difference?
Your father must work very hard to make you look effortless.
Do you know the difference between investment and speculation? One is Mandarin, the other is Cantonese.
Before he had time to flirt, he was pulled out.
You are a serious person. You help others conscientiously and try all the mistakes.
You feel lonely. It doesn't matter. You still have a mobile phone.
Don't wait until tomorrow to hand in the job, and then find an excuse. Today, find a good one.
Early to bed and early to rise is good for health, but late to bed and late to rise is really good for mood.
Many times you don't force yourself, you don't know, you still have the ability to mess things up!
Brain is a great thing. I hope you have it.
It doesn't matter if you are poor. Keep your head up and let everyone see that you are not only poor but also ugly and short.
Don't bow your head, your chin will show.
Why do parents only look at scores? crap! Can they understand the subject?
Although I usually don't care about you, there are many bad words behind me.
You must have been a plastic bag in your previous life. You can only carry plastic bags.
Is there any good way to relieve the heat in dog days? The salary is naturally cool.
Don't be too confident. You may trust the wrong person.
Live a good life. Every day will bring a new blow.
Thin people can wear clothes out of stories, fat people can only wear accidents.
Those who have really worked hard will understand how important talent is.
I really want to sell my house and travel around the world, but the landlord doesn't agree.
Don't think you are abandoned by the world, but the world has no time to answer you.
Early to bed and early to rise is good for health, but late to bed and late to rise is really good for mood.
Love at first sight is beautiful. Deliberation is lack of money.
Before I met you, my world was black and white. After I met you, it was completely black.
You are a princess by your parents, a princess by your men, and a beggar by yourself.
What is friendship? You have been mentally retarded for many years, and I will never leave you.
Every time you spend money, you say your wallet is dripping blood, but your wallet has lost too much blood and died.
Why God closes the door for you is not because you are invisible.
Why is God always jealous of talents? Because nobody cares how long a fool lives.
It will take you 3 hours to get up and do what you can do in 3 minutes.
Some things still need to be persisted, such as sleeping, especially when the alarm clock rings.
Others use brand-name bags, while you can only use facial expression bags.
The level of English in primary schools has become more and more inadequate.
Rome wasn't built in a day, but it's not difficult to empty your wallet.
Women conquer men with silk stockings, and men conquer banks with silk stockings.
Squat down and touch your own shadow. I'm sorry, you've been wronged by following me.
When happiness knocks on the door, I'm afraid I'm not at home, so I've always been homestead.
Although I am indifferent to you at ordinary times, I actually said a lot of bad things about you behind my back.
You look serious, just like the film on the overpass.
In one's life, three days are destined to rely on hard work for seven points, and the rest 90 points depend on parents.
I used to buy lottery tickets every day, but one day, I can't even afford to buy lottery tickets.
You think you are a worm that can turn into a butterfly, but you are just a maggot.
Put down your mobile phone and go for a walk. Finally, you will find that it is still interesting.
I don't want to ask you for advice for the rest of my life.
It's love at first sight. It's obviously because of color; Longevity is just a matter of weighing the advantages and disadvantages; Even the old age is due to habit.
The right ear should be used when listening to the results, because the left ear is close to the heart, which may lead to sudden death.
Only by carrying the blame for the leader more often will the leader treat you as a fool.
Don't talk about leaving everything to time. Time is too lazy to clean up your mess.
From a distance, I saw the long hair fluttering. When I came closer, I saw the old monster in the crouching groove.
Some exams rely on strength, others rely on vision, and Nima, I rely on imagination!
After thinking about salary comparison, forget it. I don't want to live.
You are like the sun in the blue sky, which can't be seen directly.
I thought we could go to the end together. Who knows, you will take a taxi after two steps.
Don't think that the world will turn faster without you.
Even if the heavy rain overturns the whole city, the company still counts you as late.
Putting autumn clothes into trousers and trousers into cotton socks is the minimum respect for winter.
The child is either stupid or has a wrong way of learning. Isn't it stupid to find wrong learning methods?
Why God closes the door for you is not because you are invisible.
The end of failure is despair, and the end of effort is overwork.
Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately, it killed all the students in the end.
I can't solve anything that can be solved with money.
Fear of ghosts is really naive. Let me show you people's hearts.
All stories will have an end, only life with you.
I don't even know a few famous brands. Sometimes, I don't know that others are showing off their wealth.
Every man dies, either lighter or heavier than a feather.
Don't say that others are mentally ill. The premise of brain disease is that you must have a brain.
Ugly Why? I can't see it myself. It's you who are disgusting!
Why do you want to sleep at school? Because school is where dreams begin.
Can there be an echo in your memory?
No object is afraid of nothing. I have objects, and I have never won chess.
Don't worry, as long as you keep going downhill, you will never be at the lowest point of life.
Difficulties are like springs. If you are weak, they will be strong. If you are strong, they will be stronger.
I think there must be many people who love me secretly, because no one has spoken to me for so many years!
Can your play be less like your money?
When you see me staring at you all the way, don't think I'm interested in you. I really can't see who you are.
If you think there are flies around you, you may be a piece of shit.
Don't panic to accept failure, but feel it slowly.
People who can afford to eat bird's nest have good skin.
I don't know what happiness is when I am in happiness? It's just that I am getting fat and becoming a pig. I still think my figure is OK.
Everyone who shakes his legs has a sewing machine in his heart.
Only by carrying the blame for the leader more often will the leader treat you as a fool.
Maybe sleep is the real form of human activity. No wonder I always can't wake up.
I like small animals very much. In any case, I have them all at once.
Forget the past unhappy, because the future will be more unhappy.
After exercise, you will be surprised to find that you just become strong from obesity.
Be modest, listen to others' opinions, and then write down their names carefully.
I am ugly because I want to reduce the image quality and improve the performance. Why is my life still so stuck?
When I was young, I often thought about whether I would go to Beijing University or Tsinghua University when I grew up. Now I think about it.
If you can't get rich overnight, you can do it for two nights, and I can do it for three nights.
If you know from afar that you are short of horsepower, you will see that people are ill advised over time.
You are sleepy every day because you are trapped by life.
My friend said he would lend you 20 yuan. After borrowing the money, I learned that some people will live forever.
I'm not the kid who has spent 50 yuan for a long time. Now I have to think carefully about five yuan.
Although I earn less, I save more. Yesterday Ferrari saved more than two million yuan.
Twenty years ago, stupid children who ate raccoons and didn't collect all the cards still couldn't collect all the five blessings.
The exam is so easy, where there is no exam!
The premise of being cute is cute, not stupid.
It's just money. It seems that no one lacks it.
I made a very risky investment. If I succeed, I can earn several hundred million yuan. If I fail, I will lose my money.
Life is still interesting. After all, every day I want to die for different reasons.
Others don't know whether you are good or not. Others can only see that you are short, fat and poor.
Playing mahjong is three times short of one, and fighting landlords is two times short of one. Why do I still need one when I'm in love?
Some people appear in your life to tell you how deceitful you are!
Don't feel that you have reached a low point at a young age, and you still have a lot of room for decline.
Most people lie for the first time in life, starting from writing a composition.
No cosmetics are used at the age of 18, and no cosmetics are used at the age of 28.
As the saying goes, a man who has no foresight must be rich.
If you think you are busy every day, it must be your illusion. Dogs must be less busy than you.
Don't want to fall in love is false, no one is true.
The service provided by Haidilao is really good. Last time, I didn't bring any money with me for dinner. The waiter called the police for me.
Some people are beautiful, some people are ugly, and you are so ugly.
Staying up late is bad for your health. It is recommended to stay up all night.
I thought I could get hold of my little sister by holding her hand, but I didn't expect her to be Thousand Hand Avalokitesvara.
Fools are blessed with fools, but silly B doesn't.
I tried to be an interesting person, but later I ran away and became a teaser.
At this age, I can sing in your ears. If I like your body, I will give you bags. Only mosquitoes are left.
Every man dies, either lighter or heavier than a feather.
You met love around the corner, but have you ever thought of each other? He met a ghost around the corner.
I tried to be an interesting person, but later I ran away and became a teaser.
No reply from others. Keep waiting. You will wait for her circle of friends.
I don't want to be stabbed in two directions, but I am often stabbed in two directions.
Don't give up your dream, keep sleeping!
The pain of life is not because you don't have money, but because others have money.
What is the most crowded bus you have ever taken? Just passing by, I was crowded into the car.
Good birth is for success, and you are for survival.
Why is God always jealous of talents? Because nobody cares how long a fool lives.
My hobbies are divided into dynamic and static. Dynamic means turning over, while static means sleeping.
Seeing his back, he charmed thousands of troops and turned his head to frighten off millions of heroes.
Hope is fire, disappointment is smoke, life is smoke while making fire.
They are also salty fish. Why can others turn over while you are stuck in the pan?
How great is being rich? Being rich is really amazing.
From small to large, the only constant is a heart that does not miss books.
Thank those who knocked you down, because you will find it really comfortable to lie down.
I have gone from nothing to penniless.
Since you have already swept the world behind you, why turn around and mess around.
In the face of difficulties, stick to it for a while, and you will get used to it.
My social phobia mainly comes from low income.
I don't want to ask you for advice for the rest of my life.
If you are destined to meet thousands of miles away, you can also save money if you are not.
For you, removing makeup is also called money laundering.
I don't understand why you should pinch your legs and rub your eyes when something good happens to you. What if you wake up?
We are good friends. If you fall down, I will help you up, but wait until I finish laughing.
Maybe fate is holding your throat, just let you eat less.
Don't say you are a single dog. In fact, you may not be as good as a dog
If you know from afar that you are short of horsepower, you will see that people are ill advised over time.
There is no impassable ridge in life, only one ridge after another.
Love is mostly unsuccessful, either suffering from the boredom of getting married, or suffering from the sadness of not getting married.
Maybe fate is holding your throat, just let you eat less.
Welcome the God of Wealth on the fifth day of the first month. It's all about the rich. Go to bed.
My hobbies are divided into dynamic and static. Dynamic means turning over, while static means sleeping.
I don't want to ask you for advice for the rest of my life.
Nothing is difficult in the world, as long as you give up!
With a lofty ambition, you can't bind a chicken with your hands.
You can't do two points, neither can you do this, nor can you do that.
Others are always shining gold, and you will spend it.
Only those who have worked hard know how important the background is!
Don't always scold others, you are not as good as them.
I hope that some things can be solved by myself, not by myself, but by myself.
Gui is not the defect of iPhone, poor is your defect.
Never abandon yourself. Once you start to give up, you will find that you are very happy
It's good of you to leave, otherwise I will always be careful and you will stay for dinner.
Everyone else has the sour smell of love. Only I have the unique fragrance of a single dog.
Dogs are man's best friends. But dog's best friend is shit.
After everyone's patient persuasion, I finally accepted the fact that I was a fool.
I am a man. Never challenge my bottom line, or I will have to change it again.
I finally got used to my appearance, cut my hair and changed my ugly way.
Life is either this or that. In short, it is not what you think.
In fact, what you hate is not square dancing, but square dancing aunts.
Instead of staring at the phone screen, you should look up from time to time to see where the boss is.
When I was young, I thought money was everything, but now I know it when I am old.
Even if it is salted fish, you are not the saltiest one.
When you lose weight, you will find that your ugliness has nothing to do with losing weight.
There are two kinds of results when a woman is forced to kiss to express her feelings, one is "pa pa pa", the other is "pa pa pa". This is the gap between Loser and Gao Fushai.
I don't understand why you should pinch your legs and rub your eyes when something good happens to you. What if you wake up?
Even if you charge for two hours, no one will talk to you for five minutes.
In fact, what you hate is not square dancing, but square dancing aunts.
Insomnia and sleeplessness may be because your mobile phone still has electricity.
The exam is so easy, where there is no exam!
Laziness is a good excuse to say that you can accomplish great things if you work hard.
Life is short, and I'm fucking lazy.
In fact, many life problems can be solved without shame.
It doesn't matter if you are single. There will be a long time to be single in the future.
Good birth is for success, and you are for survival.
If you want to be your sun, it will warm you when you are happy and kill you when you are unhappy.
If you can't get rich overnight, you can do it for two nights, and I can do it for three nights.
It's true that geomancy turns, but you are on the axis, which is very embarrassing.
I can row without oars, I can sail without direction, because my whole life depends on waves.
Many things in the world will eventually become better as time goes by. For example, your fat will eventually become fat.
Yesterday a thief came to my house to steal money. We searched together all night.
Just because I looked at you more in the crowd, you thought I would sit on your motorcycle.
You went home early these two days. Recently, you stole many pigs. I'm afraid you will have an accident.
The reason why you drink chicken soup is that the meat is eaten up by others.
Don't think the world has abandoned you. The world has no time to answer you!
You can't wake someone who doesn't return your message, but red envelopes can.
Time has taught me that I don't have to wait for anyone except express delivery.
I don't even know a few famous brands. Sometimes, I don't know that others are showing off their wealth.
Only a liar in the world is sincere, because he is really lying to you.
Many people think they are too tired to live. In fact, they may just sleep too late.
Rich people are worried about too much tax, and you will only feel that you don't have enough sleep!
I'm not afraid to become a person I hate. I'm afraid I can't live up to them.
It takes ten minutes to listen to you.
Work hard, every difficulty will overcome me.
Some exams rely on strength, others rely on vision, and Nima, I rely on imagination!
Use 2B to describe you. People don't like pencils.
People always die, either poor or dead.
Once I wanted to be a special person, but now I have succeeded. Now I am very sad and helpless.
No, there are only endless obstacles.
Growth is the process of turning your crying into silence.
Even if you fail 99 times, you should try again to round up an integer.
Living expenses are like big aunts. They come once a month and disappear in a few days.
As the saying goes, disasters never come singly. It can be seen that even disasters are accompanied. Look at you again.
Your good night just wants me to shut up.
The most romantic thing I can think of is eating with you, and then you pay.
Hope is fire, disappointment is smoke, life is smoke while making fire.
When you doubt life, in fact, this is your life.
Even if you charge for two hours, no one will talk to you for five minutes.
In the last month, there were always thirty days of bad luck.
Smile when encountering lightning, because it is the sky taking pictures of you.
Some people appear in your life to tell you how deceitful you are!
This life is so hard. Don't fight too hard. The next life will be even harder.
Soul chicken soup is a small dish for people who are used to eating abalone, shark's fin and belly. Does the loser think that drinking a bowl of chicken soup will improve nutrition in an all-round way?
A horse never stops its hooves, and you never stop its mouth.
Tell me when you have no money, let me know that I am not the only one who has no money.
If you like a person, you should confess. What if it becomes a spare tire?
I like small animals very much. In any case, I have them all at once.
I looked for her thousands of times. When I looked back, that person still ignored me.
Let hard work become a habit, water the future with sweat, and then dehydrate to death.
Everyone who shakes his legs has a sewing machine in his heart.
When you are too old to walk, I will use a wheelchair to push you to the square every day and let you watch me dance with other old men.
The past can't be looked back, because you have no past that you can look back on.
A girl who likes to laugh is not too unlucky, but can a girl who is unlucky still laugh?
In the past, I wanted to celebrate the New Year in a lively way, but now I want to be quiet.
It's not shameful to sell your soul. What's shameful is that you didn't get a good price.
One day you will meet a girl who doesn't want your house or your car, nor does she want you.
I heard you had a bad time. I squatted at the door and laughed all day.
Escape can't solve the problem. You can't solve it without escaping.
Nothing can knock people down at once, as long as you are strong enough, it will continue to knock you down!
Complaining won't change your life, but money can!
The girls nowadays are so outrageous. They can't see the career line even though their neckline is so low
Your plan is like a snack. After eating it, it will be a fart.
If you have something to tell me, I can't solve it anyway.
Your present life may not be what you want, but it is definitely your own.
The most romantic thing I can think of is eating with you, and then you pay.
Difficulties are like springs. If you are weak, they will be strong. If you are strong, they will be stronger.
Tetris has taught us that if you get along with others, you will disappear.
After exercise, you will be surprised to find that you just become strong from obesity.
If your boyfriend is obedient to you and never flirts with others. Maybe he doesn't have enough money.
It is not shameful to sell one's soul and principles. It is shameful to fail to sell at a good price.
Whether you are two or no two, two is there, no three no four.
You must have been a plastic bag in your previous life. You can only carry plastic bags.
Although others seem to be doing well, they are actually doing well behind their backs.
If your friends live a happy life every day, they will not be photographed and sent to the circle of friends.
Why do Chinese people have to choose a good day to get married? Because after getting married, there will be no good life!
Those social elites who are admired by everyone are not as good as you think. But it must be much better than you.
At present, the most reliable way to get rich is that your house is demolished.
You two seem to be a good match. The garbage sorting of the old man is up to standard.
Go and work hard to prove your low IQ.
A lazy crowd wears small clothes, and their salary is naturally cool.
My goal is to have a house at the age of 30, and now I am 30 years old.
What do you want to take away from your alma mater? What I want to take away from my alma mater is my tuition.
People are not boring, but lazy to be interesting to you.
I can row without oars, I can sail without direction, because my whole life depends on waves.
Watching the gallop that splashed me away, the labor thought that when I got rich, I would buy a raincoat.
Sleep until your hand cramps, count your money until you wake up naturally.
The end of failure is despair, and the end of effort is overwork.
Only after hard work can we know that the gap in IQ is insurmountable.
It doesn't take much courage to leave home, but to go home.
God sprinkles wisdom on the world, but you have an umbrella.
It doesn't matter whether you are beautiful or not. The beauty you want is the real beauty!
Don't say it's love at first sight, but it's just love at first sight.
As long as I work hard, nothing is impossible for me.
Women conquer men with silk stockings, and men conquer banks with silk stockings.
Money is not everything, but money can really do what you want.
All roads lead to Rome, and some people were born in Rome.
We are good friends. If you fall down, I will help you up, but wait until I finish laughing.
They laughed at my ugliness, and I laughed at their correctness.
If you rob a bank, no matter success or failure, you will not have to work in the next ten years.
Despair is not in a certain moment, but in every moment.
It doesn't matter that you are short and poor now. You should believe that one day you will become short and poor
No one cares how high you fly, but there are a group of people waiting to see how bad you fall.
All roads lead to Rome, and some people were born in Rome.
Thank those who knocked you down, because you will find it really comfortable to lie down.
Some things still need to be persisted, such as sleeping, especially when the alarm clock rings.
You don't have nothing. You are still sick.
When you see me staring at you all the way, don't think I'm interested in you. I really can't see who you are.
There is no cold person at all. It's not you who is warm!
What I said made you cry, please tell me, I say it again.
You think that the prodigal son will not change his money when he returns. In fact, the prodigal son may just go ashore slowly.
When comforting others, you should comfort yourself one set at a time. When comforting yourself, you just want to find a rope.
It is better to be uniform in beauty than different in ugliness.
Some things are not a knot, but a scar.
Life is like a dream, I lose sleep, life is like a play, I help, life is like a song, I lose my tune.
It is said that men become worse when they have money. I have been a good man for more than 30 years!
The loss of traditional culture is serious. Ancient women can make poems right, but modern women can only make mistakes if they fail.
It doesn't matter if you are single. There will be a long time to be single in the future.
I know it's wrong to waste time, but it's really enjoyable.
Don't say you are a single dog anymore. Dogs are dead at your age.
You are so good at comforting others. You must have spent a lot of time comforting yourself.
How many more tomorrow and tomorrow! Since there are so many, we might as well delay.
I used to live on my face, but I almost starved to death before giving up.
If you are ugly, you should study more so that you can have money for cosmetic surgery.
Nine year compulsory education should open ventriloquism class. After all, there will be too much talk when you grow up.
You are nothing, but one thing you do very well is daydreaming.
People ask if you are in love? Just say no now. We can cover up the fact that we didn't have in the past.
A real warrior dares to face the balance on the bank card and the number on the scale.
The one with wings may not be an angel, but a thunderbolt.
What is terrible is that you can't solve it.
In fact, you are not ugly, but you are not obviously beautiful.
You want to be rich? Just think about it.
Everyone praises you for your beauty. There are traces of PS.
I hope that some things can be solved by myself, not by myself, but by myself.
I don't know that firewood and rice are expensive if I'm not in charge, and I don't know I'm fat if I don't take photos.
You can't afford a beautiful bag, and interesting souls can't afford you.
It doesn't matter if you say something wrong, you will continue to say it wrong.
You are nothing, but one thing you do very well is daydreaming.
You are never lonely, because you don't want to make friends with you even when you are lonely.
I don't want to be the last one to let you down.
When life is too heavy for you to breathe, you must straighten your waist so that you will not look ugly when you are crushed to death.
The biggest advantage of blind date is that if the marriage goes wrong in the future, you can shift the responsibility to the matchmaker.
A girl asked me to borrow money for cosmetic surgery, which was very successful. I didn't recognize who asked me to borrow the money again.
There are so many mental disabilities in the world, but you have become the best.
Although I am ugly, I can be ugly and beautiful if I buy beautiful clothes.
Your smelly foot was bitten by a poisonous snake. After six hours of rescue, the snake finally came back.
The reality is that you have been shot dead on the beach before the front wave started.
The girls nowadays are so outrageous. They can't see the career line even though their neckline is so low
Life is different from riding a bicycle. Even going downhill will not be easy.
If eating fish can boost your brain, you should eat at least one whale.
A girl asked me to borrow money for cosmetic surgery, which was very successful. I didn't recognize who asked me to borrow the money again.
Since ancient times, deep love has always been popular.
Some people have a shiny surface, but in fact, the boat socks have slipped to the foot plate.
Thank those who knocked you down, because you will find it really comfortable to lie down.
Young people, it's nothing to have no money now. There will be many days without money in the future.
Look in the mirror when you are looking good. After all, this illusion is not everyday.
Come back with me. I'll send you my wedding invitation.
What you have now is never yours, because you will lose it in the future.
Don't think that everyone around you is targeting you. When you think about it, the whole world is targeting you.
You are like the sun in the blue sky, which can't be seen directly.
Don't say sorry to me, because I can neither forgive you nor stab you to death.
If you are ugly, you should exercise more, so that you can beat others when they say you are ugly.
For you, removing makeup is also called money laundering.
Do you think it's better to bow to life? Life is about getting you down on your knees.
Despair is not in a certain moment, but in every moment.
You can't have both fish and bear's paw, but you can be single and poor!
As the saying goes, a man who has no foresight must be rich.
Heart pricking? Does not exist! Where does the heart not pierce?
A horse never stops its hooves, and you never stop its mouth.
Although I learn slowly, I give up quickly!
I'm not afraid of being poor or ugly, or of being single?
Why do girls have to compete with each other? After decades, they will all dance square dance together.
Today's young people want to sleep at all times except when they don't want to sleep.
When God closes the door for you, he will also pinch your brain.
Others are always shining gold, and you will spend it.
If you look the same as the selfie, why don't you have a boyfriend.
As long as you keep learning every day, the final victory must belong to the person who plays well in the examination room.
In the past, I wanted to celebrate the New Year in a lively way, but now I want to be quiet.
It doesn't matter if you fail in the college entrance examination. There will be more failures waiting for you in the future.
It's good of you to leave. Otherwise, I always worry that you will stay for dinner.
You have to work hard to be worthy and used.
Although others seem to be doing well, they are actually doing well behind their backs.
You can be as lazy as a pig, but not as lazy as a pig.
When quarreling with an object, don't investigate the cause of the quarrel first, but find out how he is emboldened.
The rich can choose to keep a low profile, while you can only keep a low profile.
People who used to think that they depended on relationships must be very incompetent. After contacting them, they found that they were better than me in everything.
There must be pure friendship between men and women. Every girl I know says she can only be friends with me at most.
It is not because we see hope that we persist, but because we persist that we know there is no hope.
To lose weight is to prove to my mother that not only fat can't find objects, but also thin can't find objects!
Your vision is not limited to your living environment, but also to your vision.
The man riding a white horse may not be a prince, but a monk from the Tang Dynasty!
The most devastating thing in the exam is to see a question, vaguely remember the teacher said, but clearly remember that I did not listen.
Some things still need to be persisted, such as sleeping, especially when the alarm clock rings.
Distance produces not beauty, but a third party.
I don't want to read, mainly because no one feeds cattle, pigs or sheep at home.
It is not shameful to sell one's soul and principles. It is shameful to fail to sell at a good price.
The Spring Festival holiday is coming to an end. It's time to take heart and prepare for the May Day holiday.
Brain is a great thing. I hope you have it.
Bill Gates dropped out of school and started his own business, becoming the richest man in the world.
Do you think it's better to bow to life? Life is about getting you down on your knees.
There is no empathy, it is all standing talking without backache.
I was poor, so the National Day at home, to avoid a festival.
When you meet someone you like, you should pursue them bravely, so that you can know that there is more than one person who rejects you.
Don't be depressed anymore, kid. You should be as lively and cheerful as a psychopath.
Every day, I think about a question diligently. How can I get something without work?
Only those who have worked hard know how important the background is!
Why are people called human beings? Because people are tired when they are alive.
When we meet the elder, it's not that we don't want to call him, but that we don't know what to call him.
Empress Wu has proved that success has nothing to do with gender, and you have proved that success has nothing to do with you.
My hobbies are divided into dynamic and static. Dynamic means turning over, while static means sleeping.
In order to prevent me from spending money indiscriminately this month, I spent all my money in advance.
Eating food is generally kind-hearted, because I only want to eat every day and have no time to calculate others.
I thought tomorrow would be better, and then I looked forward to tomorrow every day.
Rome wasn't built in a day, but it's not difficult to empty your wallet.
Do you love your work? The work will wait for you there.
Time will save you enough disappointment and tell you not to thank you.
The handsome kickers are handsome, and the ugly ones are like shovel shit when playing golf.
When I take off my clothes, I am an animal. When I put on my clothes, I am an animal dressed in clothes.
The prince took the size 43 crystal shoes he left behind and pondered.
Go out and start your own business when you have less money to work for. It is guaranteed that you will lose all your money.
The starting point of others is the end point beyond your reach.
Everyone thinks I have no friends. In fact, I really have no friends.
You can either work very hard or be very smart to barely live a mediocre life.
The child is either stupid or has a wrong way of learning. Isn't it stupid to find wrong learning methods?
You can't buy happiness with money, because you have no money at all.
There will be fog when you reach the mountain, and it will sink when you reach the bridge.
Although I earn less, I save more. Yesterday Ferrari saved more than two million yuan.
If you rob a bank, no matter success or failure, you will not have to work in the next ten years.
Women conquer men with silk stockings, and men conquer banks with silk stockings.
Don't ask me what to do if I fail. Say as if you have succeeded.
Don't get up if you hit the ground. You will still be hit to the ground anyway!
The biggest advantage of blind date is that if the marriage goes wrong in the future, you can shift the responsibility to the matchmaker.
Thank those who knocked you down, because you will find it really comfortable to lie down.
The rich get married, but the poor witness it.
It doesn't matter if you can't lose weight after a week of exercise, because you can't lose weight after ten weeks of exercise.
It is not shameful to sell one's soul and principles. It is shameful to fail to sell at a good price.
If you want to buy a Porsche Cayenne, please ask the friends who bought it, where did you get your money!
You say you are ugly. I think you are not only ugly, but also telling the truth.
You are not so miserable. People who are miserable don't have mobile phones.
If you are willing to peel off my heart layer by layer, you will find that I am lacking in heart.
Becoming famous is like farting. It's not enough to make a noise, but it will be a long time.
When others pick up girls after work, you meet them after work.
You can find a good job if you have the right resume, and you don't need to find a job if you have the right fetus.
There was a period of love, called love for oneself.
If you go out, you will be fat sooner or later.
When you love someone, you must tell her so that you can know how much she hates you.
In fact, destiny doesn't like to joke with you. It really wants to kill you.
Don't bow your head, your chin will show.
Ask Qu to be so clear, only poison soup and live water come!
Since childhood, I like to stand on my own, for example, relying on my own skill list.
People who have ulterior motives for you, after all, are also intentions.
I tried to disappear, but no one asked.
From a distance, I saw the long hair fluttering. When I came closer, I saw the old monster in the crouching groove.
Life is bound to give up some people, not you don't care, they don't care.
Running freely with the wind is the direction, but I forget that my legs are short and have no strength.
I'm not short, I'm just far from the sky.
I had schizophrenia, but now we have recovered.
The cold of looking through the autumn water can never be compared to the cold of wearing pants.
To lose weight is to prove to my mother that not only fat can't find objects, but also thin can't find objects!
Single hair loss and no money, running into the elderly.
I'm not the kid who has spent 50 yuan for a long time. Now I have to think carefully about five yuan.
Good looking bags have nothing to do with you. You don't have interesting souls.
As long as I work hard, nothing is impossible for me.
If you don't have to blush again, can you borrow some money.
Don't be too confident. You may trust the wrong person.
Maybe fate is holding your throat, just let you eat less.
Why is God always jealous of talents? Because nobody cares how long a fool lives.
The rich can choose to keep a low profile, while you can only keep a low profile.
Many people think they are too tired to live. In fact, they may just sleep too late.
Don't stay up too late. It hurts your phone to stay up late.
Everyone praises you for your beauty. There are traces of PS.
Don't be angry if you can't be angry, don't swear if you can't be angry, and do it directly if you can.
Growth is the process of turning your crying into silence.
Don't always call yourself a single dog. You are a single turtle according to your age and a single fool according to your IQ.
No objects yet? Would you like to introduce a good dog food.
Today is New Year's Eve. Come here and give you your favorite swan meat.
I don't want to get married and have children, which is my consciousness as a poor person.
I heard that you are not as good as me, so I'm relieved.
Go and work hard to prove your low IQ.
It doesn't matter if you are bitter now. As long as you are alive, something good will happen to others.
There is no end to learning.
I'd rather not talk and look like a fool than open my mouth to prove that I am.
Life is six big words, and it can't be done in any way.
Don't look down on anyone easily. Even killing Matt has more hair than you.
Don't lose heart. There are as many beautiful girls as there are stars in the sky, but you can't see them.
When you lose weight, you will find that your ugliness has nothing to do with losing weight.
When I was young, I often thought about whether I would go to Beijing University or Tsinghua University when I grew up. Now I think about it.
I go to work just to make money. Don't talk about your ideal with me. My ideal is not to go to work.
I have taken more selfies with my beautiful mobile phone, and I don't know how ugly I am.
Don't think that everyone around you is targeting you. When you think about it, the whole world is targeting you.
The moon represents my heart, pitted and cold?
Many people like to make a mountain out of a molehill in life. In fact, it is really unnecessary to think about how to deal with a mountain out of a molehill.
This year is the worst year in the past decade. The good news is that this year is the best year in the next decade.
Believe in yourself. You can't do what others can.
Everyone praises me for being virtuous, and I can do nothing at leisure.
Every time I look at the poor travel log, I feel that if I am poor, I should not go out to surf.
Who says I can't play musical instruments? I'm good at quitting.
With my qualifications and diploma, I will sweep the streets of this city in the future.
When life is too heavy for you to breathe, you must straighten your waist so that you will not look ugly when you are crushed to death.
Someone saved your number to call you. I'm different. I don't want to answer it.
Early to bed and early to rise is good for health, but late to bed and late to rise is really good for mood.
If a person returns to you in seconds, it only means that he is playing with his mobile phone.
Thanks to those who knocked me down on the road ahead, because it's really comfortable to lie down.
Love really needs courage to accept, no one loves again and again.
Who said money can't buy time? The network administrator will continue for another two hours.
Everyone praises you for your beauty. There are traces of PS.
Distance produces not beauty, but a third party.
My future is a dream. What's more, I still have insomnia at the moment.
Don't ask me what I have. Tell me what you want first, and then why you need it.
If you abandon yourself today, you will defeat you tomorrow.
Poverty is only temporary, as long as you work hard, you will find that you will gradually get used to it.
What is an April Fool's Day confession? Tomb sweeping Day confession is the king's way. If you fail, you can also say that you are possessed by a ghost!
If everyone understands you, then you have to be ordinary!
Boy, how about being short? Raise your head and let them know that you are not only short, but also ugly!
Don't always scold iron for not making steel. You forget that iron can't make steel.
Staying up late is bad for your health. It is recommended to stay up all night.
When you know where you are going, the whole world is blocking you up.
No matter what happens, where you fall, just lie down for a while.
I have an early heart, but my quilt and bed disagree.
Sir, the money on your card is not enough
When I was a child, I hated eating and sleeping. Now I think it's really cheap.
Give your favorite girl a lipstick. At least she has your sense of participation when kissing others.
Life is still interesting. After all, every day I want to die for different reasons.
Others have more money than you and work harder than you, but you are more powerful. You own everything by your own imagination.
After working hard for so long, if there is any talent, there should be some signs of success.
I work hard every day to prove to those who look down on me that they are right.
You can't always look at what you don't have. Look more at what you have. Forget it. Close your eyes.
It's not that others look down on you, but that others can't see you.
If you don't have to blush again, can you borrow some money.
Life is different from riding a bicycle. Even going downhill will not be easy.
As long as I work hard, nothing is impossible for me.
Fat people don't starve to death. Hungry people are also fat people.
Don't say you are a single dog anymore. Dogs are dead at your age.
Only when you eat bitterly can you know how hard it is.
The picture of my wife in my wallet is to remind myself how to lose the money in my wallet.
I don't want to be stabbed in two directions, but I am often stabbed in two directions.
What is the biggest disgrace in life? I failed the exam after cheating.
I tried to disappear, but no one asked.
You say you are ugly. I think you are not only ugly, but also telling the truth.
Life polishes your edges and corners to make you roll farther.
Only age and fat can get something for nothing.
The early bird catches the worm, but you are the worm.
Poverty has limited me so much, why not limit my weight?
Even if it is salted fish, you are not the saltiest one.
When I woke up in the morning, I thought I had grown up. It turned out that the quilt was covered
Do you think it's better to bow to life? Life is about getting you down on your knees.
It is really miserable to be lazy and have goals.
If others show their legs, they are beautiful. If you show your legs, you want to be hated.
The rich man's DINK is DINK, and the poor man's DINK is called having no children.
Don't panic to accept failure, but feel it slowly.
Others say that I can't help the mud on the wall, but why should I go on the wall? Is it uncomfortable to lie on the ground?
In fact, many life problems can be solved without shame.
It's said that it's raining in your city. I don't know if you have an umbrella. If you take this rain, it will be white.
Sleep until your hand cramps, count your money until you wake up naturally.
Bill Gates dropped out of school and started his own business, becoming the richest man in the world.
Look in the mirror when you are looking good. After all, this illusion is not everyday.
You are never lonely, because you don't want to make friends with you even when you are lonely.
Do you live by the sea? Such a wave.
Compared with ugliness, it is not worth mentioning.
I really hope that one day my wallet can be as thick as my skin.
When you need help most, only ghosts will help you.
The ugly duckling can become a swan, not because he works hard, but because his parents are swans.
You give grass a little love, grass also gives you a green!
I made a very risky investment. If I succeed, I can earn several hundred million yuan. If I fail, I will lose my money.
It's a fine day today. I've stayed in my room for a long time. I'm going to the living room to relax.
A girl asked me to borrow money for cosmetic surgery, which was very successful. I didn't recognize who asked me to borrow the money again.
The aunt who spread pancakes said that she earned thirty thousand yuan a month, and you are not short of an egg.
If you like it, you should express your love, so that you can know your spare tire number.
Life is not just a temporary muddle, but also an ex's wedding invitation, so it is very important to pull black.
When others see you, they say you are a student, not because you look young, but because you wear dirt!
You are not choosing to be difficult, you are just poor.
Some exams rely on strength, others rely on vision, and Nima, I rely on imagination!
In the last month, there were always thirty days of bad luck.
Research shows that people who smoke and drink all the year round have a lower probability of suffering from Alzheimer's disease, because the probability of early death is higher.
He dreamed of walking around with his sword, but cancelled the original plan because he was too fat.
Can money buy happiness? No, money itself is happiness!
If life deceives you, you will open the beauty camera and deceive all people.
How old can you accept love? As long as they are good-looking, they can last for five thousand years.
It's not my fault that I'm ugly, but I'm in a hurry when I land.
Do you think he likes you because he likes you? It's just a slip of hand.
Do you think you are Cinderella? Please don't dream, she is the daughter of the count.
Although life is rough, I never yield to fate! I usually bend my knees directly, Orz.
You can't buy happiness with money, because you have no money at all.
Don't wait until tomorrow to hand in the job, and then find an excuse. Today, find a good one.
Life will make you suffer for a while. After you get used to it, it will make you suffer for a lifetime.
You are so good at comforting others. You must have spent a lot of time comforting yourself.
Have you ever thought about May 4th Youth Day and June 1st Children's Day? There are only 38 festivals left for you.
Do you know why beauties are so unlucky since ancient times? Because nobody cares how long an ugly person lives.
Thank those who knocked you down, because you will find it really comfortable to lie down.
You are my little apple, I hate you! I mean I really want to cut you.
If you are unhappy, just go to sleep. There is nothing that cannot be solved by sleeping. If you are unhappy, just go back to sleep.
I am ugly because I want to reduce the image quality and improve the performance. Why is my life still so stuck?
If it can't be amazing, then it's so ugly!
If Cinderella's shoes fit, they would not fall off. If the prince really loved Cinderella, he would not even know the girl who had danced with him all night.
All roads lead to Rome, and some people were born in Rome.
Now the tears are all the water in my head.
Don't always scold others, you are not as good as them.
Whenever I take a brave step, God will timely and generously pave the way for me to go downhill.
If you are infatuated with a person, you must not be worthy of him!
The so-called review is to reconfirm what you don't know, and you really don't.
Your complicated facial features can't hide your simple IQ.
Those who are good-looking are called foodies. Those who are not good-looking are called losers!
People need to work hard. After you work hard, you will find that you are really ordinary.
Dreams still have to be there, in case of ghosts?
My social phobia mainly comes from low income.
There will be many unexpected things in the world. For example, you think I will give an example.
People who have ulterior motives for you, after all, are also intentions.
Always repeating, especially mistakes!
I was poor before I was 38, but I will get used to it later!
If you don't force yourself, you don't know what despair is.
Are you afraid of being laughed at if you don't look good? Don't worry, it's the same with good clothes.
Would you like to be my sun? Then please keep 92955886 km with me.
Snow White explained that no matter how nice the seven little losers are to her, they can't be as good as a kiss from Gao Fushuai.
It's too simple to kill an obsessive-compulsive disorder.
If a person is good, he can do every line, every line, every line.
There are so many mental disabilities in the world, but you have become the best.
Many times I felt I couldn't hold on, and then I gave up.
The most romantic thing I can think of is eating with you, and then you pay.
If you think you are busy every day, it must be your illusion. Dogs must be less busy than you.
Don't think that everyone around you is targeting you. When you think about it, the whole world is targeting you.
Wearing white clothes to work does not mean that you can not take the blame.
You look serious, just like the film on the overpass.
I am a fish with pickled cabbage, which is both sour and vegetable.
All roads lead to Rome, and some people were born in Rome.
Shushan has its own way. It's your fault that you don't have a rich life.
You look serious, just like the film on the overpass.
Do you know the difference between investment and speculation? One is Mandarin, the other is Cantonese.
Ask what money is in the world. It's just a matter of life and death.
Although my money didn't come from the gale, it seems to have been blown away by the gale.
Everyone wants to save the world, but no one helps his mother wash the dishes.
The function of the alarm clock for me is to let me sleep in a different position.
It's not that people make fun of you, but that you are the joke itself!
After exercise, you will be surprised to find that you just become strong from obesity.
Use 2B to describe you. People don't like pencils.
You are the best! No, it's the fattest!
After lovelorn, cheer up. After all, there is another scum man waiting for you.
The female ticket suddenly became thinner, most of which were air leaks.
Life begins to put pickled peppers on my chicken paws!
If you have a large amount of money in front of you and a fan, what does it have to do with you?
My friend said he would lend you 20 yuan. After borrowing the money, I learned that some people will live forever.
Marriage is the reorganization of assets of two families.
Those who have really worked hard will understand how important talent is.
Nothing is happier than sleeping late, except getting up late.
It's said that the Ghost Gate is about to open in July. You are not alone at all.
I have gone from nothing to penniless.
You can't buy happiness with money, because you have no money at all.
Only age and fat can get something for nothing.
As long as you persevere, those who laugh at you will be laughed to death sooner or later.
From small to large, the only constant is a heart that does not miss books.
Maybe sleep is the real form of human activity. No wonder I always can't wake up.
If there is no pursuit in life, then how easy it should be
The exam is so easy, where there is no exam!
The beautiful collarbone is the same, and the interesting belly is bouncing around.
I'm not short, I'm just far from the sky.
As long as I work hard, nothing is impossible for me.
Use 2B to describe you. People don't like pencils.
Don't feel that you have reached a low point at a young age, and you still have a lot of room for decline.
Your lover is an unparalleled hero. He rides colorful auspicious clouds to eat chicken in Internet cafes every day.
If it can't be amazing, then it's so ugly!
With a lofty ambition, you can't bind a chicken with your hands.
You are not choosing to be difficult, you are just poor.
If you are destined to meet thousands of miles away, you can also save money if you are not.
If you don't get crazy, you will get old faster.
If life deceives you, don't be sad or anxious. Life will continue to deceive you.
I have gone from nothing to penniless.
When leaders are in a meeting, we should keep quiet. It is impolite to disturb others to sleep.
I used to be poor but happy. Now it is different from the past, not only poor but also unhappy.
When you feel ugly and poor, don't be sad, at least your judgment is correct.
Some things or people can't be solved with money. You have to have a lot of money.
Are you afraid of being laughed at if you don't look good? Don't worry, it's the same with good clothes.
The world laughs at my madness. I laugh at how quickly the world can see it.
Most people lie for the first time in life, starting from writing a composition.
There is only one kind of worry when you are not full, and there are countless worries when you are full.
People need to work hard. After you work hard, you will find that you are really ordinary.
Those who don't make money say they are starting a business.
The so-called growth is to hear the four words of rough seas, and can no longer associate with the sea.
The child is either stupid or has a wrong way of learning. Isn't it stupid to find wrong learning methods?
Fear of ghosts is really naive. Let me show you people's hearts.
As long as the Kung Fu deep iron pestle is ground into a needle, but the person who really grinds the iron pestle into a needle is absolutely a fool.
Others worry about how to earn money, but I worry about how to spend money. How can twenty yuan be spent until the 10th of next month?
The most devastating thing in the exam is to see a question, vaguely remember the teacher said, but clearly remember that I did not listen.
It doesn't matter if you can't lose weight after a week of exercise, because you can't lose weight after ten weeks of exercise.
Beauty fades, but folly lasts~
It is not terrible to be poor. What is terrible is that I am the poorest person.
Life is still interesting. After all, every day I want to die for different reasons.
Try to make friends with the students around you, so that you can spend less money.
Dreams still have to be there. What if they come true in the next life?
What about hair loss? You should eat healthily and keep a good attitude, so you can accept this fact.
Is it a long time no see, or, turn a blind eye.
Some exams rely on strength, others rely on vision, and Nima, I rely on imagination!
Please don't call me a homestead girl, please call me Madame Curie.
When you feel that life is unfair to you, weigh your weight and look in the mirror, you will feel that everything is reasonable again.
I think lovelorn is not terrible, blind is terrible.
Your good night just wants me to shut up.
You can't afford a beautiful bag, and interesting souls can't afford you.
You think you are a worm that can turn into a butterfly, but you are just a maggot.
When heaven was about to place a great responsibility on these people, he had to work hard first, and then heaven changed his mind.
Others have more money than you and work harder than you, but you are more powerful. You own everything by your own imagination.
Living expenses are like big aunts. They come once a month and disappear in a few days.
Why are people called human beings? Because people are tired when they are alive.
If you look the same as the selfie, why don't you have a boyfriend.
Thanks to those who knocked me down on the road ahead, because it's really comfortable to lie down.
Don't panic to accept failure, but feel it slowly.
My future is a dream. What's more, I still have insomnia at the moment.
How worried can you be? It's like a group of eunuchs going to the brothel.
Good looking skin bag reality split, interesting soul spirit derailment?.
My social phobia mainly comes from low income.
The world is fair. People who are busier than you earn more than you, and people who are busier than you earn less than you.
I heard that you are not as good as me, so I'm relieved.
As the saying goes, disasters never come singly. It can be seen that even disasters are accompanied. Look at you again.
All stories will have an end, only life with you.
Do you know why God is jealous of talents? Because nobody cares how long the fool lives.
What is the biggest disgrace in life? I failed the exam after cheating.
Although I don't care about you at ordinary times, in fact, I secretly expect you to have an accident every day!
You think you are a worm that can turn into a butterfly, but you are just a maggot.
Don't think you can't insist on coming, you will insist on staying up late to play with your mobile phone.
When quarreling with an object, don't investigate the cause of the quarrel first, but find out how he is emboldened.
I thought we could go to the end together. Who knows, you will take a taxi after two steps.
Now the tears are all the water in my head.
With a bullshit attitude, face the fucking life.
The world is so big, you only watch in the circle of friends.
Even if the heavy rain overturns the whole city, the company still counts you as late.
Research shows that people who smoke and drink all the year round have a lower probability of suffering from Alzheimer's disease, because the probability of early death is higher.
You still have to have dreams. Otherwise, when you drink too much, what do you talk to people about?
After the Double 11, I changed from a single to a single with heavy debts.
It is too noisy to wake up during the day and too quiet to sleep at night.
I thought tomorrow would be better, and then I looked forward to tomorrow every day.
When the boss uses you, you are a talent. When you are not used, you become a layoff!
Don't be too confident. You may trust the wrong person.
I will see the parents of the other party tomorrow. I'm so nervous. After all, I beat their children first.
Wake up, this is not a funeral, but a normal performance of having no money and sex life.
What are you kicking me for?
There are two tragedies in life, one is not getting what you want, the other is getting what you don't want.
Because I'm poor, I dare not even care about you. I'm afraid you might as well make a huge sum of money if you want to ask for help.
It doesn't matter if you fail in the college entrance examination. There will be more failures waiting for you in the future.
You can't afford a beautiful bag, and interesting souls can't afford you.
Others' life is full of stories, while mine is full of accidents.
It doesn't matter whether you are beautiful or not. The beauty you want is the real beauty!
Learning makes people happy; not learning makes people happier.
I only have eyes for you, because your big face makes me unable to see others.
If you fall, then find a comfortable position to lie down.
Poverty has limited me so much, why not limit my weight?
Talking about money hurts feelings, talking about feelings hurts money.
Don't say you have nothing, you still have a debt.
Do you think he likes you because he likes you? It's just a slip of hand.
I don't understand why you should pinch your legs and rub your eyes when something good happens to you. What if you wake up?
When you lose motivation to work, look at your bank card balance. Then you will find that work is useless.
Time has taught me that I don't have to wait for anyone except express delivery.
I don't want to be the last one to let you down.
Do you know why beauties are so unlucky since ancient times? Because nobody cares how long an ugly person lives.
Please believe me, every word I say is nonsense!
Do you think rich people are happy? Their happiness is beyond your imagination.
If you are lazy, you will lose because I am too lazy to compete with you.
The money for buying a house has not been saved yet, and we will start to save money for buying graves.
I have a friend who stopped complaining and began to work hard. After several years, he still looks like a bird.
A lazy crowd wears small clothes, and their salary is naturally cool.
Every day we should have new expectations, so that we can have new disappointments.
If you are ugly, you should exercise more, so that you can beat others when they say you are ugly.
Don't be depressed anymore, kid. You should be as lively and cheerful as a psychopath.
You feel lonely. It doesn't matter. You still have a mobile phone.
When there is nothing to give up, don't forget that you can still give up treatment.
The most brilliant smile in my life is probably dedicated to my mobile phone screen.
Some people are four, except two, or two.
What's wrong with you? You have to get sick in bed!
I want to live in your heart, only to find that it is a community with many neighbors.
Everyone else has a background, but I only have my back.
If my life is a movie, then you are a pop-up advertisement.
It's too simple to kill an obsessive-compulsive disorder.
I'm afraid that you will be mediocre in your life and comfort yourself that you are ordinary and valuable.
Your face is as rough as your life.
People should have dreams, even if it is salted fish, they should also make the saltiest one.
Mass blessings and single digit red envelopes are soulless.
Love at first sight is beautiful. Deliberation is lack of money.
When others tell you that they are busy, it is TA who needs to leave time for more important people.
If the world doesn't want you, you should remember that I still have you, and I don't want you either.
Today is New Year's Eve. Come here and give you your favorite swan meat.
After living for so many years, I found that the only thing I can stick to is charging my mobile phone every day.
My social phobia mainly comes from low income.
The worst is never just today, but also your future.
People ask if you are in love? As long as there is no such thing now, it can cover up the fact that there was no such thing in the past.
They laughed at my ugliness, and I laughed at their correctness.
You'd better not keep me in mind. I don't like places with many people.
Poverty is not a state, but a normal state.
If friends come from afar, they will be punished.
It's said that the Ghost Gate is about to open in July. You are not alone at all.
I made a plan for the holiday, and only finished P after half the summer vacation because of the lan.
It's said that the Ghost Gate is about to open in July. You are not alone at all.
Ten out of ten are unhappy in life!
I go to work just to make money. Don't talk about my ideal. My ideal is not to go to work.
The reality is that you have been shot dead on the beach before the front wave started.
Your face is doomed one minute, and you should look at the filter nine minutes.
If one day you find yourself getting rich overnight, slap yourself. Wake up and don't be late for work.
The prince took the size 43 crystal shoes he left behind and pondered.
Many times you don't force yourself, you don't know, you still have the ability to mess things up!
Those who are good-looking can only be called foodies, while those who are not good-looking can only be called losers.
You must believe that tomorrow will be better and better to turn you into a dog.
You are a princess by your parents, a princess by your men, and a beggar by yourself.
My friend said he would lend you 20 yuan. After borrowing the money, I learned that some people will live forever.
Before he had time to flirt, he was pulled out.
Looking back on the past, I didn't go straight once.
A person's longest love history is probably narcissism.
I have gone from nothing to penniless.
I miss you so much. The first sentence is false, and the second sentence is also false.
Although you are ugly, you think beautiful.
Some people have a shiny surface, but in fact, the boat socks have slipped to the foot plate.
The time is not to get up, but to see how long you can sleep.
I met you at the most beautiful age. I want to say that I was really unlucky!
If you don't smile, you will be lucky!
The FLAG set up in those years has been deleted by myself, and no one remembers it anyway.
Want to fight? If the mobile phone can be taken off your hand, it is a struggle.
Everyone praises me for being virtuous, and I can do nothing at leisure.
Who said I can't play musical instruments? How nice of me to back off!
When you know where you are going, the whole world is blocking you up.
Who said I can't play musical instruments? How nice of me to back off!
It's not sweet to try to turn things around, but it can quench your thirst!
I don't want to be the last one to let you down.
Some things still need to be persisted, such as sleeping, especially when the alarm clock rings.
Everyone praises me for being virtuous, and I can do nothing at leisure.
Research shows that people who smoke and drink all the year round have a lower probability of suffering from Alzheimer's disease, because the probability of early death is higher.
Time is like a chest. When you squeeze, you have it. When you lie down, you have it.
A real warrior dares to face the balance on the bank card and the number on the scale.
For the poor, if life is not tired, it is not called life!
When you feel ugly and poor, don't be sad, at least your judgment is correct.
Time is like a chest. When you squeeze, you have it. When you lie down, you have it.
Everyone praises you for your beauty. There are traces of PS.
When others pick up girls after work, you meet them after work.
When comforting others, you should comfort yourself one set at a time. When comforting yourself, you just want to find a rope.
Sharing weal and woe, you don't accompany, who are you?
Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first or I hang up first.
Many people think they are too tired to live. In fact, they may just sleep too late.
Heart pricking? Does not exist! Where does the heart not pierce?
There must be pure friendship between men and women. Every girl I know says she can only be friends with me at most.
As long as you are willing to bear hardships, work hard, and go begging, someone will catch up
Everything in the world can be done in a hurry, except for math problems.
Don't do today's work. If you die tomorrow, you can do it.
If you want to buy a Porsche Cayenne, please ask the friends who bought it, where did you get your money!
After exercise, you will be surprised to find that you just become strong from obesity.
One day you will meet a girl who doesn't want your house or your car, nor does she want you.
April Fool's Day is just a chance for liars to tell the truth.
Some things are not that I don't care, but that I care, what can I do?
They said that the network was fake, and I laughed, as if the reality was real.
There are no secret admirers, but there are many people who want to assassinate.
Let hard work become a habit, water the future with sweat, and then dehydrate to death.
Choice is more important than hard work, so I choose not to work hard.
Marriage is the reorganization of assets of two families.
Don't always scold iron for not making steel. You forget that iron can't make steel.
We agreed to go to Baitou together, but you secretly baked oil.
Life is different from riding a bicycle. Even going downhill will not be easy.
There will be fog when you reach the mountain, and it will sink when you reach the bridge.
When I was young, I thought money was everything, but now I know it when I am old.
I don't know how many peaks you can cross before you succeed. Anyway, you can't escape two peaks sooner or later.
Don't lose heart. There are as many beautiful girls as there are stars in the sky, but you can't see them.
Is it a long time no see, or, turn a blind eye.
Distance produces not beauty, but a third party.
Who said I can't play musical instruments? How nice of me to back off!
Love really needs courage to accept, no one loves again and again.
You still have to have dreams. Otherwise, when you drink too much, what do you talk to people about?
Time is a butcher's knife, but he has no way to get ugly people.
Why quarrel? Can't you sit down calmly and slap each other?
When a hero is angry, he is a beauty. When a beauty is angry, he has to spend money.
If you are destined to meet thousands of miles away, you can also save money if you are not.
Life is like water in a sponge. As long as you don't want to squeeze it, it will evaporate one day.
It is said that men become worse when they have money. I have been a good man for more than 30 years!
When I was a child, I hated eating and sleeping. Now I think it's really cheap.
How good are you with your best friend? I was the first person who came off the line when he entered MLM.
Everyone praises me for being virtuous, and I can do nothing at leisure.
Life is not only the immediate pressure, but also the disaster behind it.
It's not that people make fun of you, but that you are the joke itself!
Love is mostly unsuccessful, either suffering from the boredom of getting married, or suffering from the sadness of not getting married.
The friendship between girls is like a plastic flower, which is fake but never withers.
Making money is like constipation - it's hard, spending money is like diarrhea - I can't hold it.
Where there is plenty of grass in the horizon, they all grow in other people's homes.
Five hundred times of looking back in the previous life, but in exchange for the sentence of this life, hooligan.
It's good of you to leave, otherwise I will always be careful and you will stay for dinner.
In fact, life ends after a certain node, and everyone is just waiting for the eggs.
Success is like a ghost, only others have met it.
All your sadness comes from your balance.
Don't care too much about the eyes of others, because no one will pay attention to you.
Who said you don't have true love? Worries are with you.
People's hearts are weak, so don't be tough without strength!
If you have a large amount of money in front of you and a fan, what does it have to do with you?
What I said made you cry, please tell me, I say it again.
If my life is a movie, then you are a pop-up advertisement.
Those who can't go back are called hometown.
Boy, what's wrong with being poor? If you are poor, you should also stand up and show others that you are not only poor, but also short.
Don't worry, rich people will not have bad luck.
Twenty years ago, stupid children who ate raccoons and didn't collect all the cards still couldn't collect all the five blessings.
Dreams still have to be there. What if they come true in the next life?
People who used to think that they depended on relationships must be very incompetent. After contacting them, they found that they were better than me in everything.
Some things still need to be persisted, such as sleeping, especially when the alarm clock rings.
When you know where you are going, the whole world is blocking you up.
I'm not the kind of person who would kill a man if he fell down. I just sealed the well.
It doesn't matter if you have tried hard and failed. It will be better if you try again.
How many more tomorrow and tomorrow! Since there are so many, we might as well delay.
Let hard work become a habit, water the future with sweat, and then dehydrate to death.
Time is a butcher's knife, but he has no way to get ugly people.
Money is not everything, but money can really do what you want.
If you don't force yourself, you don't know what despair is.
We have an unprecedented understanding, and suddenly you ignore me and I ignore you.
Please believe me, every word I say is nonsense!
Every man dies, either lighter or heavier than a feather.
They are also salty fish. Why can others turn over while you are stuck in the pan?
Go out and start your own business when you have less money to work for. It is guaranteed that you will lose all your money.
All those who complain about social injustice and system can only be translated into one sentence: please give me money, women and social status.
I don't know how many peaks you can cross before you succeed. Anyway, you can't escape two peaks sooner or later.
The most beautiful words in the world are not that I love you, but that your tumor is benign!
Once a dreamer, now there is no dream, only homesick.
There is no obstacle in life, just because you have short legs.
Did I live for 16 years, or did I live for one day and repeat for 16 years?
I want to live in your heart, only to find that it is a community with many neighbors.
Don't complain about the lack of power when your mobile phone is not used very much. You are not the same. You are tired without doing anything.
Try to make friends with the students around you, so that you can spend less money.
I ate it quietly, just as I became fat quietly.
Failure is also a part of success. Where you fall, you are corrupting others.
You want to be rich? Just think about it.
What are you kicking me for?
It doesn't matter if you are bitter now. As long as you are alive, something good will happen to others.
Failure is the mother of success, but it is a pity that success is unrecognizable.
Fortunately, you didn't wash your hair last year. Otherwise, you didn't even have oil in cooking this year.
There are two kinds of people who are the dumbest in the world, one is you, the other is like you.
The meaning that poverty cannot be removed is that if you are poor, stay at home and don't go anywhere.
Be modest, listen to others' opinions, and then write down their names carefully.
No one cares how high you fly, but there are a group of people waiting to see how bad you fall.
It's better to have a high vision when looking for a partner. You have to find an excuse because no one likes you.
When you are in love, you will feel like taking drugs. When you break up, you will feel like giving up drugs.
Heart is higher than sky, life is thinner than paper.
If the world doesn't want you, remember to come to me. I know several traffickers.
My biggest shortcoming is that I lack money.
I don't want to ask you for advice for the rest of my life.
Difficulties are like springs. If you are weak, they will be strong. If you are strong, they will be stronger.
To lose weight is to prove to my mother that not only fat can't find objects, but also thin can't find objects!
You must have been a plastic bag in your previous life. You can only carry plastic bags.
I always figure out a lot of things in the early morning and forget everything after dawn.
You are like the sun in the blue sky, which can't be seen directly.
You two seem to be a good match. The garbage sorting of the old man is up to standard.
People ask if you are in love? As long as there is no such thing now, it can cover up the fact that there was no such thing in the past.
Who says I can't play musical instruments? I'm good at quitting.
The difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, while people sometimes are not people.
What can you do to lower your dignity? Copy homework.
I don't want to read, mainly because no one feeds cattle, pigs or sheep at home.
To lose weight, you want to insist, but insist on not wanting you.
99% of the things in the world can be solved with money, and the remaining 1% needs more money.
Although life is rough, I never yield to fate! I usually bend my knees directly, Orz.
I picked up a magic lamp and wished I could find my girlfriend before I died. As a result, I got eternal life!
No objects yet? Would you like to introduce a good dog food.
Your face is as rough as your life.
Work, love and life are not smooth? Look in the mirror and you will understand many things.
Women pretend to be in love by pretending to be in high tide, while men pretend to be in love by pretending to be in high tide.
There is no hope to be a good man, but a bad man is not good at it.
Boy, how about being short? Raise your head and let them know that you are not only short, but also ugly!
Failure is the mother of success, but failure is often infertility.
You want to be rich? Just think about it.
When doing things, you must consider others' feelings and never make them too happy.
When I woke up in the morning, I thought I had grown up. It turned out that the quilt was covered
Beauty fades, but folly lasts~
Try to make friends with the students around you, so that you can spend less money.
I changed her from a girl to a woman, and she changed me from a boy to a poor man.
I don't want to ask you for advice for the rest of my life.
Love you is not two or three days, but a day without love.
Fools are blessed with fools, but silly B doesn't.
Everyone likes to be with you to show their good looks.
Enter the elder friend circle to learn the latest rumors.
I made a very risky investment. If I succeed, I can earn several hundred million yuan. If I fail, I will lose my money.
Don't look forward to tomorrow, because tomorrow will not be easy.
As the saying goes, disasters never come singly. It can be seen that even disasters are accompanied. Look at you again.
You don't have nothing. You are still sick.
The reason for being single so far is that it is difficult to start with acquaintances and to speak with strangers.
Who said you don't have perseverance? Don't you insist on being single for decades?
