Nodejs: a novel of interest

It's useless to say more, code directly

 var http = require("http"); var express = require("express"); var request = require('request'); var async = require("async"); var fs = require('fs'); var iconv = require('iconv-lite'); var cheerio = require('cheerio'); var app = express(); let k = 1; let breakNum = 1; down(k) async function down(i) { let old = 0; request({ url: " https://www.biqugex.com/book_ "+ I +" / ", / / request path Method: "get", / / request method, the default is get headers: { "Accept": "text/html,application/xhtml+xml,application/xml;q=0.9,image/webp,image/apng,*/*;q=0.8,application/signed-exchange;v=b3", "Accept-Language": "zh-CN,zh;q=0.9", "Cache-Control": "max-age=0", "Connection": "keep - alive", "Host": "www.biqugex.com", "User-Agent": "Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0; Win64; x64) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/75.0.3770.100 Safari/537.36", }, encoding: null, }, await function (err, res, body) { //Transcoding let html = iconv.decode(body, "gb2312"); //The title of the novel let bookName = html.match(/<h2>.*<\/h2>/)[0].replace(/<(\S*?)[^>]*>.*?|<.*? \/>/g, ""); //Get chapter elements of the novel let textBody = html.split("</dt>")[2].split("</dl>")[0]; //Split element to get address let url = textBody.split('"'); let urlList = []; console.log(urlList.length) for (let i = 1; i < url.length; i += 2) { //Put the address in the array urlList.push(" https://www.biqugex.com " + url[i]) } console.log(urlList.length) fs.mkdir(__dirname + "/" + bookName + "/", function (err) { if (err) { return console.error(err); } Console.log ("directory created successfully."); }); async.mapLimit(urlList, 50, function (url, callback) { request({ URL: URL, / / request path Method: "get", / / request method, the default is get headers: { "Accept": "text/html,application/xhtml+xml,application/xml;q=0.9,image/webp,image/apng,*/*;q=0.8,application/signed-exchange;v=b3", "Accept-Language": "zh-CN,zh;q=0.9", "Cache-Control": "max-age=0", "Connection": "keep - alive", "Host": "www.biqugex.com", "User-Agent": "Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0; Win64; x64) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/75.0.3770.100 Safari/537.36", }, encoding: null, }, function (err, res, body) { if (err) { if (err.code == "ENOTFOUND") { breakNum++ return } console.log(url) console.log(body) console.log(err) } console.log(old, urlList.length - 1) if (old == urlList.length - breakNum) { console.log(121212) if (k > 100) { return } k++; down(k) } let htmlBody = iconv.decode(body, "gb2312"); let $ = cheerio.load(htmlBody); //Filter this chapter address let title = $("h1").text() let testText = $("#content").text().replace(/(https?|ftp|file):\/\/[-A-Za-z0-9+&@#\/%?=~_|!:,.;]+[-A-Za-z0-9+&@#\/%=~_|]/g, ""); //Filter pen interest pavilion advertisement Let text = testtext. Replace ("please remember that the first domain name of this book is: www.biqugex.com. Mobile version of biqugex: m.biqugex.com", ") old++ fs.writeFile('./' + bookName + '/' + title + ".txt", text, function (err) { }) callback(null, url) }) }, function (error, results) { console.log("result :"); console.log(results); }) }) } app.listen(3000);

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If people decide to abandon themselves, they will be very happy.

Tetris has taught us that if you're gregarious, you'll disappear.

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Tell me when you don't have money. Let me know that I'm not the only one.

Salted fish turned over, but still salted fish.

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It's very troublesome to know strangers. Many lies have to be told again.

People who are better than you are still working hard. What's the use of your efforts?

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We agreed to go to the white head together, but you secretly baked oil.

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You are a princess by your parents, a princess by a man, and a beggar by yourself.

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If you lend money to your friend, he will remember you the next time he is short of money.

Life won't give you up, but it won't let you go.

The night gives you black eyes, but you turn your eyes with them.

You're nothing, but one thing you do really well is daydreaming.

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When you know where you're going, the whole world is blocking you.

At present, the most reliable way to get rich is to demolish your house.

It is said that falling in love will affect learning. Does learning not affect love?

If your friends are so happy every day, they won't send them to the circle of friends.

Sometimes people are cold to you, it may not be your problem. Maybe he just doesn't like ugliness.

If you are lazy with me, you will lose because I am too lazy to compare with you.

I hate a word most in my life! Especially when the problem can't be done.

The only thing more terrible than loneliness is to be known that you are lonely.

When I went to see a psychiatrist, the doctor said, "you don't have any depression. You're really miserable.".

The so-called review is to confirm what you can't, and you really can't.

I heard that you had a bad time. I squatted at the door and laughed all day.

Good luck will come, but it will come to others.

It is said that tired into a dog, in fact, the dog is not so tired as you.

Don't look down. Your chin will show.

Don't say no one to accompany you to the end of the world, can you find someone to accompany you to drink snowflake?

Believe it or not, and return the whole wechat to TM.

I'm super fond of small animals. How to say, it's dundon.

Lose weight this matter, reduce fast, rebound fast, reduce slowly, give up fast.

Looking at his back, he bewildered thousands of troops and turned his head to frighten back a hundred thousand masters.

The creditor is the one who will not abandon you even if you are broke.

Life is not only the immediate pressure, but also the disaster behind it.

If you give up who you are today, you will beat you tomorrow.

I have nothing from once, to now penniless.

It takes 99.81 difficulties for a good man to become a Buddha, and a bad man just needs to put down his butcher's knife.

Life polished your edges and corners, is to let you, roll farther.

Rich people are close to me, rich people are far away from me!

If one day I disappear, even if my friends and lovers won't look for me, the bank will go crazy for me.

When life pressure you can't breathe, you must straighten your back so that you can't look bad when you are crushed to death.

Don't always call yourself a single dog. According to your age, you are a bachelor. According to your IQ, you are a single fool.

Nothing can knock a person down at a time, as long as it is strong enough, it will continue to knock you down!

Welcome the God of wealth on the fifth day of the first month. It's all about the rich. Wash and sleep.

There are many ways to destroy friendship. The most thorough one is to borrow money and not pay it back.

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Don't wait for tomorrow to hand in the work, and then find an excuse, today to find a good.

He tried to cheer up, but accidentally killed him.

When you are old and can't walk, I use my wheelchair to push you to the square every day to let you watch me dance with other old men.

If two people quarrel, beating him can't solve the problem, but it's a relief.

Why do people call human, because people live is tired.

Some people smile very good-looking, you are very funny.

It doesn't matter if you are short and poor now. Believe that one day, you will become short and poor

They say that elder sister is beautiful. In fact, they are all made up.

Why do people call human, because people live is tired.

If you like, you will not know how ugly you are.

A single man is called a single dog, while a single woman is called a dog.

If you really want to do a good job, the world will stand in your way.

You can't always stare at the screen of your mobile phone. You should look up from time to time to see where your boss is.

You should be careful during the Spring Festival. After all, it is necessary to kill pigs during the Spring Festival.

Try to match up the students around you, so that you can reduce a sum of money.

Dreams still have to have, otherwise one day drink too much, what do you talk to people?

You are my little apple. Oh, I hate it! I mean, I really want to cut you.

The one with wings is not necessarily an angel. It may be Lei Zhenzi.

It's not my fault to look ugly. It's just that I was in such a hurry when I landed that I didn't rush to dress up.

Looking for her thousands of times in the crowd, suddenly looking back, that person still despises me.

If you have any unhappiness, just sleep for a while. Nothing can't be solved by sleeping once. If there is, sleep back.

Go out and walk while you are young, or you won't know how wonderful it is to stay at home.

If you can't bear it, you can bear it again.

I never think about when I can succeed. Since I have chosen the distance, it is still far away.

After breaking through the bottleneck, it was found that there was still a bottle cap.

Why can you live like a mental handicap, and I can't.

The reality is that you've been photographed dead on the beach before the waves start.

If we don't owe each other, how can we meet again.

The only fair thing in the world is that we all die.

Ugliness doesn't matter. Let others understand with your manners: you are still a person without connotation.

Do anything must persist, always let you see, the day of failure.

I'm not the kind of person who falls into the well and kills the stone. I just seal the well.

He tried to cheer up, but accidentally killed him.

The ugly duckling can become a swan not because he works hard, but because his parents are swans.

If you don't marry and I don't after ten years, it's really miserable!

Nothing can defeat you, because you have never succeeded.

If you work harder, you'll get more blows.

Birds of a feather flock together, and the rich get married.

Money can't buy happiness, that must be, your money is too little!

The difference between a man and a pig is that a pig is always a pig, while a man is sometimes not a man.

Non toxic body carrying the toxic vaccine, you are educating me to be strong since childhood!

There is no end to learning.

Others use famous brand bags, but you can only use expression bags.

Take selfie with Meiyan mobile phone more and more do not know how ugly they are.

Making money is like constipation - it's hard to get old, but it's like laxity - you can't hold back.

No, I can't cross the ridge, only can't cross the ridge.

When you lose your motivation, look at your bank card balance. Then you'll find out: work doesn't work.

You're not incompetent. You just don't have the right to choose.

The female ticket suddenly became thinner, most of it was air leakage.

Don't say you're a single dog. A dog can have three wives and four concubines.

When leaders hold a meeting, we should keep quiet. It is impolite to disturb others' sleep.

When you don't have money, it's a curse to hear people say congratulations on a long life.

Tetris has taught us that if you're gregarious, you'll disappear.

Go on with a smile, anyway, come to this world, no one plans to go back alive.

56 nationalities, 55 bonus points.

Someone saves your number to call you. I'm not the same. I'm not answering.

The difference between a man and a pig is that a pig is always a pig, while a man is sometimes not a man.

The biggest advantage of a blind date is that if the marriage goes wrong in the future, you can put the blame on the matchmaker.

Everyone wants to go to heaven, but no one wants to die.

I don't know if it's someone else's love that's too easy or your own eight characters are too hard.

The biggest advantage of a blind date is that if the marriage goes wrong in the future, you can put the blame on the matchmaker.

Please wear helmets when riding electric vehicles, otherwise, the students who drive Benz will recognize you.

Choice is more important than effort, so I choose not to work hard.

When God closes a door for you, he will also help you close the window.

After being lovelorn, get up quickly. After all, there's another scum waiting for you.

Childhood dream is to be a hero, did not expect to be able to easily achieve in the mobile phone, and there are many choices.

When you encounter difficulties, you can't remember it the next day.

Life, began to put pickled peppers on my chicken paws!

If a person seconds back to you, it can only show that he is just playing with the mobile phone.

You are not unprepared for everything. At least you are ready to fail.

How to meet the storm without experiencing wind and rain.

Every day in the diligent, thinking about a problem, how can we get something without work?

When you know where you're going, the whole world is blocking you.

The ugly duckling can become a swan not because he works hard, but because his parents are swans.

When you doubt life, this is your life.

Don't talk about being cheated. All the people at your age are guests.

Do you think rich people are happy? You can't imagine their happiness.

There must be new expectations every day, so as to have new disappointment.

The female ticket suddenly became thinner, most of it was air leakage.

When you meet a girl you like, you should be brave enough to say it. Only when you take the initiative can you know that she has her own flower.

You get a lot of money, but you also lose a lot of things, such as worry.

Although I can't come to a trip, I have a constitution of being fat.

Those who don't make money say they are starting a business.

If my life is a movie, then you are a pop-up advertisement.

If my life is a movie, then you are a pop-up advertisement.

The rich man's DINK is called Dink, and the poor man's DINK is called "no son and no son".

Although you have never been abroad, you are jet lagged every day.

Other people's gold will always shine, and you, will always spend.

Are you in love? Let's just say there's no such thing. You can cleverly cover up facts that didn't exist in the past.

This year, which has not broken up the love, only does not hurt the hand Libai. You have to be open-minded.

When the history exam comes, history will be rewritten by me!

Because I was poor, I was at home on the national day and avoided a festival.

If you respect people one inch, he will get more.

Don't always scold and hate that iron is not steel. You forget that iron can't be made of steel.

Every day in the diligent, thinking about a problem, how can we get something without work?

Give your dream wings, although not necessarily fly far, but certainly fall very heavy!

No matter what happens, where you fall, just lie there for a while.

Feelings can be run in, the premise is, look at the face.

If you like, layer by layer to strip my heart, you will find that I lack of heart.

What wakes me up every day is not the ideal, but the music of the square dance downstairs.

If you give up who you are today, you will beat you tomorrow.

After the double 11, I changed from a bachelor to a single in debt.

We agreed to go to the white head together, but you secretly baked oil.

I'm not short. I'm just far from the sky.

I have a heart to get up early, but my quilt and bed don't agree.

For people like you, even if you put the word "local tyrant" on your face, others will read it in reverse.

Soul chicken soup is a small dish for people who are used to eating abalone and shark's fin tripe. Diaosi thinks that drinking a bowl of chicken soup will improve nutrition in an all-round way?

Twenty years ago, those silly children who ate little raccoon still couldn't collect the five blessings.

Don't be depressed, child, you should be as lively and cheerful as a neuropathy.

All of today's things are just passing away. From tomorrow on, you will be nothing.

Other people's gold will always shine, and you, will always spend.

Please don't call me housewife, please call me Madame Curie.

God for you to close a security door, but also conveniently to you on a titanium alloy lock.

If life betrays you, hope is to sell by catty, after all, you are fat.

Although others seem to be on the surface of smooth sailing, in fact, they are also plain sailing behind their backs.

If you think that all around you are flies, you may be a piece of shit.

Do you think you are Cinderella? Please stop dreaming. She's the Earl's daughter.

Age is not a problem, height is not distance, no money who likes you?

Time is like a chest. You can squeeze it, but you can't lie down.

The reason why you drink chicken soup is that the meat has been eaten up by others.

You're not choosing a difficult disease, you're just poor.

No matter what happens, where you fall, just lie there for a while.

The deposit is negative, the house is rented, there is a bicycle, or shared.

I hate a word most in my life! Especially when the problem can't be done.

The most romantic thing I can think of is watching you grow old.

Poverty limits me so much, why not limit my weight?

Did I live for 16 years, or did I live for 1 day and repeat for 16 years?

The blessings and single digit red envelopes are soulless.

All stories will have an end, only life and you do not end.

After a period of suffering, others are happy after suffering, but you are just suffering.

Learning makes people happy, but not learning makes people happier.

Rich people are worried about taxes, and you just don't sleep enough!

May your troubles, like your hair, be less and less.

Young people, it's nothing to have no money now, and there will be many days without money in the future.

It doesn't matter if you can't lose weight after a week of exercise, because you can't lose weight after ten weeks of exercise.

Let it be is just another way of saying there is nothing to do.

Opportunities are reserved for those who are prepared. Those who do not have opportunities should not prepare blindly.

In order to prevent me from spending money again this month, I spent all my money ahead of time.

Studies have shown that people who smoke and drink alcohol all year round have a lower risk of Alzheimer's disease, because the probability of premature death is higher.

Feel your chest when you feel uncomfortable and tell yourself that you are a man and be strong.

As long as the express is still on the way, I feel that this life is still a little hopeful.

One day you will meet a girl who doesn't want your house or your car, and she doesn't want you either.

Maybe sleep is the real form of human activity. No wonder I can't wake up all the time.

People who have really worked hard know that the gap in IQ is insurmountable.

Don't say you are a single dog. In fact, you may not be as good as a dog

Someone saves your number to call you. I'm not the same. I'm not answering.

In fact, confession is not necessarily a good thing, because it appears black hands.

It's very troublesome to know strangers. Many lies have to be told again.

The money to buy a house has not been saved yet, and it will start to save money for buying graves.

Don't say you have nothing, you still have a debt.

Welcome the God of wealth on the fifth day of the first month. It's all about the rich. Wash and sleep.

All stories will have an end, only life and you do not end.

The longest love history of a person is probably narcissism.

Don't say you're a single dog. A dog can have three wives and four concubines.

You're a stewed chicken, yellow, stuffy and rubbish.

If the whole world doesn't want you, you should remember me, and I don't want you.

What is the biggest shame in life? Cheating in the exam still failed.

Don't put yourself too high, or you won't get down.

Other people save your number is to contact you, I am different, I save your number is not to receive.

It is said that tired into a dog, in fact, the dog is not so tired as you.

What's wrong with you? You must be sick in bed!

Some tests rely on strength, others rely on vision, NIMA, I rely on imagination!

You are not walking on the road of Niu B, but you are still walking on the road of pretending to be forced.

If Cinderella's shoes fit, they would not have fallen off. If the prince really loved Cinderella, he would not have known the girl who had danced with him all night.

No one is afraid of anything. I have a partner. I have never won chess.

Intermittently wash one's mind and reform one's face intermittently, eat intermittently and so on.

Some of them have a shiny surface, and in fact, the stockings have slipped to the floor of their feet.

Always remember to smile, it will make you look like a psychopath that can't be easily provoked.

As long as the hoe is well waved, there is no corner to dig.

It's said that since you got psychosis, the whole person has been more energetic.

There are things or people that you can't do without money. You have to have a lot of money.

Sometimes people are cold to you, it may not be your problem. Maybe he just doesn't like ugliness.

If you don't cherish me, then after this village, I will wait for you in the next village.

Often those humble small restaurants, to eat the real delicious, and those big hotels I can not afford to eat.

Now the girls are too shameful, the neckline is so low, you can't see the career line

Although you are tired of moving bricks, you are really handsome when you charge money.

If you see my face is not good, don't think too much, that is, you forget to give the red envelope.

If life deceives you, don't be sad, don't be anxious, life will continue to deceive you.

In winter, the places beyond the bed are far away, the places out of reach are all foreign countries, and going to the toilet is a business trip.

After all, she is blind and can't be hurt any more.

I don't know which link goes wrong. Is there a middleman who makes a difference?

I don't want to get married and have children, which is my consciousness as a poor man.

It's not sweet to try hard, but to quench your thirst!

Go out and walk while you are young, or you won't know how wonderful it is to stay at home.

When you see me staring at you all the way, don't think I'm interested in you. I really can't see who you are.

Some of them have a shiny surface, and in fact, the stockings have slipped to the floor of their feet.

I heard that you had a bad time. I squatted at the door and laughed all day.

I heard that you had a bad time. I squatted at the door and laughed all day.

Since ancient times, deep love can not be retained, always routine win the hearts of the people.

Although my money is not windy, but it seems to be blown away by the wind.

When a hero is angry, she becomes a beauty. When she is angry, she has to spend money.

It's a long way to go. I'll go up and down and ask for help.

A fool has a fool's fortune, but a fool B has no.

Feelings can be run in, the premise is, look at the face.

There is no obstacle in life, just because you have short legs.

Some people are four, except two, or two.

Do you have any good sports? "Escapism.".

You'd better not put me in my heart. I don't like places with many people.

You are always so stingy. You have damaged several doors.

You're not choosing a difficult disease, you're just poor.

Other people save your number is to contact you, I am different, I save your number is not to receive.

Try to match up the students around you, so that you can reduce a sum of money.

You can't afford a good-looking skin bag, and an interesting soul can't look up to you.

Life is not just about the present, but also the wedding card from her predecessor, so Lahai is very important.

As long as you choose the right direction of life, it's easy to succeed. Let's congratulate as long as and very easy.

Ten out of ten are unhappy in life!

Good luck will come, but it will come to others.

In fact, you are not worthless, at least in the summer, you can feed mosquitoes.

Many times you don't force yourself, you don't know, you still have the ability to screw things up!

You're a stewed chicken, yellow, stuffy and rubbish.

Horses keep their hooves, you keep their mouths.

Life is like a dream, I have insomnia, life is like a play, I go through the gang, life is like a song, I am out of tune.

It's not necessarily the prince who rides the white horse, but also the Tang monk!

I hope some things can be solved by myself, not by myself, but by myself.

Give a lipstick to the girl you like. At least when she kisses others, she has your sense of participation.

In the world, everything can be done, except math problems.

After the double 11, I changed from a bachelor to a single in debt.

There is no news that can't be seen, only people who don't want to return.

When the boss uses you, you are a talent. When you don't, you become a layoff!

I don't know what happiness is when I am in it? It's just that I'm going to get fat and become a pig. I still think I'm ok.

Love is a double-edged sword, one side cuts you very painful, the other side also cuts you very painful.

Success is like a ghost, only others have met it.

Some things, not a knot, but a scar.

Life, began to put pickled peppers on my chicken paws!

Nothing can defeat you, because you have never succeeded.

You feel lonely. It doesn't matter. You still have a cell phone.

You're creative and you live with courage.

What I said made you cry, please tell me, I repeat.

I don't know much about music, so sometimes it's unreliable and sometimes out of tune.

Love at first sight is clearly the color of the intention; Long life is just a balance of advantages and disadvantages; Even when you are old, you are just used to it.

Don't give up your dream, keep sleeping!

To you, removing makeup is also called money laundering.

Rome wasn't built in a day. Three layers of the stomach were not a day's hunger.

There are no unsolvable problems, but there are endless problems.

Are you afraid of being ridiculed if you don't look good? Don't worry. It's the same to dress well.

If the word "give up" appears in your mind, be sure to tell yourself firmly: you have nothing, where can you give up?

From a distance to see long hair floating, close to a look at Tiger's back and bear, turn around to see lying trough black mountain old demon.

Failure is the mother of success, but I have failed so many times that I don't know who my mother is.

Please wear helmets when riding electric vehicles, otherwise, the students who drive Benz will recognize you.

Nine times out of ten, I have never met one or two.

When you feel that life is unfair to you, weigh yourself and look in the mirror, you will feel that everything is reasonable.

Non toxic body carrying the toxic vaccine, you are educating me to be strong since childhood!

More lonely than a person eating hot pot is, a person, no money to eat hot pot.

What do you want to take away from your alma mater? What I want to take away from my alma mater is my tuition.

It's very troublesome to know strangers. Many lies have to be told again.

An iron pestle can be ground into a needle, but a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. It's no use trying harder if the materials are wrong.

Others did not reply, continue to wait, you will wait until her circle of friends.

How touching the earth at the beginning, there will be more than ten thousand calamities.

It's not hard to be a good man for a day, but a rich man for a lifetime.

Feel your chest when you feel uncomfortable and tell yourself that you are a man and be strong.

I'm not even afraid of being poor and ugly, but also afraid of being single?

Even if you go to bed late, the people who won't look for you will not look for you!

The friendship between girls, like plastic flowers, although fake but never fade.

It's not that you don't care, it's that they don't care.

If the whole world doesn't want you, you should remember me, and I don't want you.

Non toxic body carrying the toxic vaccine, you are educating me to be strong since childhood!

Doing political papers is the time when I lie the most in my life.

Ten out of ten are unhappy in life!

If you are ugly, you should keep fit, so that you can beat others when they say you are ugly.

I make friends, never care if he has money, anyway, I am not poor.

Choice is more important than effort, so I choose not to work hard.

Failure is not terrible. What's terrible is that you still believe it.

There is no obstacle in life, just because you have short legs.

Meet the person you like to pursue bravely, so that you can know that there is more than one person who refuses you.

In the most beautiful age to meet you, I want to say, it's really bloody mold!

It's never just today, it's your future.

May your troubles, like your hair, be less and less.

Look in the mirror more, and you will understand the reason for many things.

Please cherish the person who is good to you, otherwise you will not know when you miss it, and then you can meet another blind one.

You are not unprepared for everything. At least you are ready to fail.

Why can you live like a mental handicap, and I can't.

My friend said that I would lend you 20 yuan. After I borrowed the money, I knew that some people would turn around for a lifetime.

I don't know if it's someone else's love that's too easy or your own eight characters are too hard.

My hobbies are divided into dynamic and static, dynamic is turning over, static is sleeping.

It's good to go to bed early and get up early, but it's really good to go to bed late and get up late.

As the saying goes, misfortune never comes singly. It can be seen that even misfortune is accompanied by company. You can see you again.

Are you afraid of being ridiculed if you don't look good? Don't worry. It's the same to dress well.

Although life is rough, but I never yield to fate! I usually bend my knees, orz.

For people like you, even if you put the word "local tyrant" on your face, others will read it in reverse.

If you can't be angry, don't be angry. If you can't swear, you can do it directly.

From a distance to see long hair floating, close to a look at Tiger's back and bear, turn around to see lying trough black mountain old demon.

Life is six big characters, no matter how.

Every day in the diligent, thinking about a problem, how can we get something without work?

I lie in bed looking at the ceiling, thinking about the ceiling where I work, just someone else's floor.

Don't care too much about other people's eyes, because no one will pay attention to you.

The fate of thousands of miles to meet, but not fate also save phone charges.

People need to work hard, after trying hard, you will find that you are really ordinary.

Don't ask me what I have. Tell me what you want first, and then what you can do with it.

Some tests rely on strength, others rely on vision, NIMA, I rely on imagination!

Sir, you don't have enough money on this card

I want to go to the cinema with my boyfriend. What's good for you?

I'm born to be useful if you're born with it.

In life, many people like to make a fuss. In fact, there is no need to think about how to deal with a big problem.

No, I can't cross the ridge, only can't cross the ridge.

If you have a loss, do not drink water, or you will become dirty.

Money is hard to earn, but easy to spend.

It doesn't matter if you fail the college entrance examination. There are more failures waiting for you in the future.

If you look like a selfie, you don't have a boyfriend.

If you want small profits, you can't achieve great things.

What about hair loss? Eat a healthy diet and keep a good attitude so that you can accept this fact.

Journey to the West tells us that having a pig like teammate can make the team go to the West.

Brain is a great thing. I hope you have it.

Wearing white clothes to work doesn't mean you don't have to carry the black pot.

The three steps of meeting difficulties, facing it, dealing with it, abandoning it.

People say that I can't help the mud on the wall, but why should I go up to the wall? Is it uncomfortable to lie on the ground?

Don't look down. Your chin will show.

The pain of life is not because you have no money, but because others have money.

Do you think you are Cinderella? Please stop dreaming. She's the Earl's daughter.

Nothing can knock a person down at a time, as long as it is strong enough, it will continue to knock you down!

No one laughs at your dreams, they just laugh at your strength.

Wu Zetian proved that success has nothing to do with gender. You have proved that success has nothing to do with you.

There are two kinds of people I hate most about driving. One is people who like to add more traffic, and the other is people who don't let me.

Studies have shown that people who smoke and drink alcohol all year round have a lower risk of Alzheimer's disease, because the probability of premature death is higher.

It's not that people who eat bird's nest have good skin, but those who can afford it have good skin.

Your sister is a good girl. She has shared a lot for your mother.

There is a lot of rain these two days. If it rains, remember to take an umbrella, otherwise your head will easily get into water.

Freedom has never been a matter of course, but a privilege that requires a very high cost.

When people fall in love, they depend on their looks, romance and money, while you rely on their blindness.

Dogs are man's best friends. However, dog's best friend is shite.

Soft heart is not a disease, it is fatal to turn back.

People still have to have a dream, even if it is salty fish, also want to do the saltiest one.

My biggest weakness is the lack of money.

Even if I scold you at ordinary times, I have to wait for me to beat you before I know that I have both literature and martial arts.

If you don't do something useless, why do you have a long life?

Don't say you have nothing, you still have a debt.

All the people who complain about social injustice and system translate into one sentence: please give me money, women and social status.

If your friends are so happy every day, they won't send them to the circle of friends.

Enter the circle of friends of senior citizens to learn about the latest rumors.

What you have now has never been yours, because you will lose it in the future.

Beautiful leather bags are the same, and interesting souls are more than 200 kg.

As long as you are willing to bear hardships, work hard, put down your body and ask for food, there will always be someone to catch up with

Tetris has taught us that if you're gregarious, you'll disappear.

If you have anything, please tell me. I can't solve it anyway.

Don't say you have nothing, you still have a debt.

Other people review reading, are looking at to understand, I am looking at to see open.

Time is like a chest. You can squeeze it, but you can't lie down.

I don't want to have a dog, I don't want to have a cat. I just want to raise you. After all, raising pigs can make you rich.

Three days are doomed, seven by hard work, and 90 minutes to see the face.

The noise in the day is too noisy to wake up, and the night is too quiet to sleep.

Don't think you have nothing, at least you are ugly!

Some people are good-looking, some people are ugly, and you are very ugly.

It's too simple to kill an obsessive-compulsive disorder.

There is no indecision, not because of counseling.

Also betray oneself, some people become elder sister, some people become miss.

One day you will meet a girl who doesn't want your house or your car, and she doesn't want you either.

Brain is a great thing. I hope you have it.

Life will make you suffer for a while. After you adapt, you will suffer for a lifetime.

Thank those who knocked you down because you'll find it really comfortable to lie down.

Of course, money can't buy happiness, just money, others will try to make you happy.

If money is also a mistake, then I am willing to make mistakes again and again.

There is nothing that money can't solve. If there is, it's that you don't have enough money.

If you can't be angry, don't be angry. If you can't swear, you can do it directly.

There must be new expectations every day, so as to have new disappointment.

If you don't force yourself, you don't know what despair is.

You think your boyfriend is a cash machine, but it turns out that there are ten machines and nine and a half are deposit machines.

You are not miserable, miserable people, no mobile phone.

Don't think the world without you, no difference, without you, the earth will rotate faster.

Everyone wanted to save the world, but no one helped mom wash the dishes.

Who said money can't buy time, network management will continue for another two hours.

If there is no accident on Valentine's day, you can live alone. If you have an accident, you can go to the hospital.

There is no high cold people at all. It's not you who are warm!

If life deceives you, don't worry - take out your beauty camera and cheat life.

There is no sign of wings in the sky, unless you lose hair when you fly.

If I don't have the ability to comfort myself, I can't live now.

The world laughs at me for being crazy. I laugh at how quickly the world can see it.

My head is not empty. I'm a man who wants to do great things. It's just the beginning of chaos.

If you can't be angry, don't be angry. If you can't swear, you can do it directly.

I'm not Zhuge Liang, and I don't have a straw boat, but why do you always go to me?

The exam is so easy, where can't test where!

Your stinky foot was bitten by a poisonous snake. After 6 hours of rescue, the snake was finally saved.

Birds of a feather flock together, and the rich get married.

Wearing white clothes to work doesn't mean you don't have to carry the black pot.

College students, you have to know, learning may not be able to harvest, but chopping hands can certainly receive goods.

Don't bow to fate easily, because you will see fat when you bow down.

Brother listen to my advice, the game can play again, daughter-in-law can play without the game.

The girl who loves to laugh is not so bad, but the girl with bad luck can still laugh?

How do you look like a QR code? If you don't scan it, you don't know what you are!

You're a sugar cane man. It's sweet at the beginning, and it's all dregs in the back.

In the past, I didn't know anything except reading, but now I know everything except reading.

You are a princess by your parents, a princess by a man, and a beggar by yourself.

Finally won 5 million, when the prize, smile wake up.

Age is not a problem, height is not distance, no money who likes you?

99% of the things in the world can be solved with money, and the remaining 1% needs more money.

Static as paralysis, as if epilepsy.

Life is like a tea table, full of cups.

Despite the ostensible beauty of those rich people, they are actually more beautiful in private.

Let it be is just another way of saying there is nothing to do.

Life will make you suffer for a while. After you adapt, you will suffer for a lifetime.

To make girls cry is a very seedless thing, and to make boys cry is a big deal.

Static as paralysis, as if epilepsy.

Don't say you're a single dog. A dog can have three wives and four concubines.

It takes 99.81 difficulties for a good man to become a Buddha, and a bad man just needs to put down his butcher's knife.

Learning makes people happy, but not learning makes people happier.

I picked up a magic lamp and wished I could find my girlfriend before I died. As a result, I got eternal life!

Be prepared so that when the opportunity comes, you can skillfully avoid it.

You're nothing, but one thing you do really well is daydreaming.

Do you think rich people are happy? You can't imagine their happiness.

I don't know which link goes wrong. Is there a middleman who makes a difference?

Growth is the process of turning your crying into silence.

I don't want to read, mainly because there is no one to feed the cattle, pigs and sheep at home.

The sky didn't fall what big responsibility to me, still bitter my mind, labor my muscles and bones.

It doesn't matter if you can't lose weight after a week of exercise, because you can't lose weight after ten weeks of exercise.

I used to go to school with money, but now I work, I'm making money.

Choice is more important than effort, so I choose not to work hard.

If you work harder, you'll get more blows.

Thought gives us too much freedom, but we drag down the thought!

The longest love history of a person is probably narcissism.

You want money? Just think about it.

To make girls cry is a very seedless thing, and to make boys cry is a big deal.

All stories will have an end, only life and you do not end.

Why quarrel? Can't you sit down calmly and slap each other?

Do anything must persist, always let you see, the day of failure.

Don't worry, everything is the worst arrangement.

Tell me when you don't have money. Let me know that I'm not the only one.

The night never treats those who go to bed late. It will give you black eyes and a body about to die suddenly.

There are so many brain damage in the world, but you have become the best.

A single man is called a single dog, while a single woman is called a dog.

The rich get married, but the poor see it.

Pay will have a return, such as one time of extravagance, for twice the disappointment.

You don't have nothing. You're still sick!

I don't know if it's someone else's love that's too easy or your own eight characters are too hard.

All of today's things are just passing away. From tomorrow on, you will be nothing.

God is full of wisdom to the world, but you have an umbrella.

The real warrior, dare to face the balance on the bank card, dare to face up to the number on the scale.

Complaining doesn't change your life, but money can!

There is always a death, either poor death or heart death.

Can you be sincere to me? Certainly. I really don't like you.

You must have been a plastic bag in your previous life. You can still hold it.

A lazy man's clothes are small, and his salary is naturally cool.

Even if I scold you at ordinary times, I have to wait for me to beat you before I know that I have both literature and martial arts.

Don't feel that you have reached the trough when you are young, and you still have a lot of room to go down.

Please don't call me housewife, please call me Madame Curie.

You've changed all not necessarily into certain No.

As long as the Kung Fu deep iron pestle grinds into the needle, but really grinds the iron pestle into the needle, absolutely is the big fool.

From a distance to see long hair floating, close to a look at Tiger's back and bear, turn around to see lying trough black mountain old demon.

During the interview, they ask you to have a chat. They really just want to talk.

If you don't have to blush, can I borrow some money.

Don't always be so narcissistic, beautiful woman looked at you more, just because you are ugly and unique.

Although I can't come to a trip, I have a constitution of being fat.

Life is not only the present, but also a lifetime.

I never have a grudge. I usually get revenge on the spot.

You think you are a worm, can turn into a butterfly, in fact, you are just a maggot.

If you still insist, you are not desperate enough.

There are many times, the face is not given by others, but lost by ourselves.

I'm not even afraid of being poor and ugly, but also afraid of being single?

My biggest weakness is the lack of money.

The female ticket suddenly became thinner, most of it was air leakage.

When others see you, they say you are a student, not because you look young, but because of the dirt you wear!

The world is so big that I want to see it. How far can you walk with such a small purse?

As the saying goes, misfortune never comes singly. It can be seen that even misfortune is accompanied by company. You can see you again.

What you have now has never been yours, because you will lose it in the future.

I miss you so much, the first sentence is false, the second sentence is also false.

It doesn't matter if you can't lose weight after a week of exercise, because you can't lose weight after ten weeks of exercise.

You work so hard every day and endure so much loneliness and pain. But I don't see how good you are!

As the saying goes, misfortune never comes singly. It can be seen that even misfortune is accompanied by company. You can see you again.

The rich get married in the end, and those without money can only eat the soil.

Life is not as good as nine, can talk to people how to 23.

A lot of times, optimism and nice words can't help you.

The paste is not on the desk, it's in your head.

Which has what empathy heart, is all stands to speak not waist pain mouth.

You're creative and you live with courage.

If you can't be angry, don't be angry. If you can't swear, you can do it directly.

The purpose of putting mirrors in school teaching buildings is to let you know that ugly people need to read more.

Now the tears, are the original brain into the water.

Despair is not in a certain moment, but in every moment.

Don't think you are abandoned by the world, but the world has no time to pay attention to you.

Don't talk about being cheated. All the people at your age are guests.

Along the way, you are willing to suffer a little bit, and there is no need to talk about many hardships.

When a relative asks about my grades, I will ask him about the year-end bonus.

Less and less friendship, more and more reciprocity.

It doesn't matter who you are, but what you want to do when you break into my life?

Dream of their own in the exam, and then be scared to wake up, found that they really in the exam.

Seeing others walking on the road to success, you ask yourself, don't you want to be a stumbling block on his way to success?

Looking for her thousands of times in the crowd, suddenly looking back, that person still despises me.

Brother listen to my advice, the game can play again, daughter-in-law can play without the game.

There is no chicken soup in the world. When the chicken dies, it is made into chicken soup.

I'm super fond of small animals. How to say, it's dundon.

After years of hard work, although there is no harvest, but you have debt!

People say that I can't help the mud on the wall, but why should I go up to the wall? Is it uncomfortable to lie on the ground?

Every time you want to save money, that's when your IQ reaches its peak!

When you need help most, only ghosts come to help you.

In fact, fate, really does not like to joke with you, it is very serious to kill you.

Don't talk about leaving everything to time. Time is too lazy to clean up your mess.

Today's girls, if they don't work hard, will be arrested to get married and have a second child.

Young people, it's nothing to have no money now, and there will be many days without money in the future.

It's a waste of ten minutes to listen to you.

After the double 11, I changed from a bachelor to a single in debt.

Although life is rough, but I never yield to fate! I usually bend my knees, orz.

Although you learn slowly, but you, give up quickly.

You can't have both, but you can be poor and ugly.

The boss said that as long as we work hard, he can change Maserati next year.

I don't know the price of firewood and rice if I'm not in charge. I don't know how fat I am if I don't take pictures.

Beautiful leather bag 3000 one night, interesting soul wants car and room.

Don't give up your dream, keep sleeping!

The rich get married in the end, and those without money can only eat the soil.

It's not sweet to try hard, but to quench your thirst!

The disappointment has never failed me, every time I really let me down.

A thief came to my house to steal money yesterday. We looked for it all night.

If no one holds hands, I carry my pocket.

The reason why you drink chicken soup is that the meat has been eaten up by others.

The stupidest thing I ever did when I was a child was looking forward to growing up.

I tried to be an interesting person, but then I deviated and became a teaser.

You can't ignore your ugliness just because you are fat.

Don't stay up too late. Staying up late will hurt your cell phone.

Running with the wind, freedom is the direction, but forget the short legs, no strength.

When you feel you can't do it, just walk on the road, and you will be a pedestrian.

It's called beauty when others show their legs. If you show your legs, you want to be hated.

You must dare to love and hate, to find your love and hate, others really don't care.

You can't buy happiness with money because you don't have money at all.

Don't talk about being cheated. All the people at your age are guests.

There is no sign of wings in the sky, unless you lose hair when you fly.

No one laughs at your dreams, they just laugh at your strength.

God will not treat infatuated people badly, he is to the death of the whole.

Why do you want to sleep in school? Because school is where dreams begin.

If you don't try to ask, how do you know that you are not the result of your parents' contraceptive failure?

Follow your heart.

You can't ignore your ugliness just because you are fat.

I'm not Zhuge Liang, and I don't have a straw boat, but why do you always go to me?

Dream of their own in the exam, and then be scared to wake up, found that they really in the exam.

Who said I can't play musical instruments? I'm out of the house and I'm good at it.

Boy, come on! As long as you work hard, your boss is sure to succeed.

Intermittent complacency, continuous mixed eating and death.

Don't think about losing weight all day long. Does your mouth agree with you?

I believe you will not be knocked down by life, because your weight, more than life expected.

Where there is a long way to go, wave is a person walking tea cool.

The real food can be regarded as moon cakes.

Static as paralysis, as if epilepsy.

What is the biggest shame in life? Cheating in the exam still failed.

You can't have both fish and bear's paws, but you can be single and poor!

If money is also a mistake, then I am willing to make mistakes again and again.

Nowadays, some people eat by their faces, while others eat by their faces.

I heard that you had a bad time. I squatted at the door and laughed all day.

After all, there will be too many words to speak when you grow up.

Despair is not in a certain moment, but in every moment.

The most romantic thing I can think of is to eat with you and then you pay.

Long good-looking can be called food, long not good-looking can only be called a bucket.

You must laugh, or you won't know how many crow's feet you have.

Think well is the illusion, seriously do also have no future.

Today is new year's Eve, come here and give you a piece of your favorite swan meat.

I used to go to school with money, but now I work, I'm making money.

If you don't go crazy, you'll get old faster.

It's better to look for a partner. You have to make an excuse for no one likes you.

It's not a shame to sell your soul and principles. What's humiliating is that you can't sell it for a good price.

The female ticket suddenly became thinner, most of it was air leakage.

Failure is the mother of success, but I have failed so many times that I don't know who my mother is.

Don't wear headphones when crossing the road. In case of being hit by a car, the earphone will be broken?

Poverty limits me so much, why not limit my weight?

Pay attention to details, start with small things, because you can't do big things.

Long good-looking can be called food, long not good-looking can only be called a bucket.

If you have a good life, how can I sleep.

Only through hard work can we know that the gap in IQ is insurmountable.

The picture of my wife in my wallet is to remind me how I lost the money in my wallet.

Especially can bear hardships these five words, I thought, I can only achieve the first four.

What about being short, kid? Raise your head and let them know that you are not only short, but also ugly!

After everyone's patient persuasion, I finally accepted the fact that I was a fool.

If everyone understands you, you have to be ordinary!

The real warrior, dare to face the balance on the bank card, dare to face up to the number on the scale.

Nine out of ten things are unhappy in life, and the remaining 12 out of ten are extremely unhappy.

Nine out of ten things in life are unhappy, and the remaining one or two are even worse!

Xiao Ming was kept in the dark by his parents for a long time, leading to suffocation.

Don't think you have nothing, at least you are ugly!

If you think from the perspective of others, one day you will find that you have lost yourself.

My friend said that I would lend you 20 yuan. After I borrowed the money, I knew that some people would turn around for a lifetime.

In the face of difficulties, if you persist for a while, you will get used to it.

Why do parents only look at grades? crap! Can they understand the topic?

It's true that Feng Shui turns around, but if you're on the axis, it's embarrassing.

If Cinderella's shoes fit, they would not have fallen off. If the prince really loved Cinderella, he would not have known the girl who had danced with him all night.

Don't always dig out the heart and lung for people. Some people don't eat viscera.

Are you in love? Let's just say there's no such thing. You can cleverly cover up facts that didn't exist in the past.

Money can't buy love, but it can buy love.

Only through hard work can we know that the gap in IQ is insurmountable.

If you have any unhappiness, just sleep for a while. Nothing can't be solved by sleeping once. If there is, sleep back.

Do you live by the sea? This wave.

Don't think about losing weight all day long. Does your mouth agree with you?

No one cares how high you fly, but there are a group of people waiting to see how miserable you fall.

Don't always scold and hate that iron is not steel. You forget that iron can't be made of steel.

Time is not to get up, but to see how long you can sleep.

I have no money, I don't have a car, I don't have a house.

Nowadays, some people eat by their faces, while others eat by their faces.

It is said that falling in love will affect learning. Does learning not affect love?

Twenty years ago, those silly children who ate little raccoon still couldn't collect the five blessings.

Rich people can choose to keep a low profile, but you can only keep a low profile.

Although you are short, your hairline is high.

When a hero is angry, she becomes a beauty. When she is angry, she has to spend money.

Rich people are close to me, rich people are far away from me!

The early bird catches the worm, but you are the worm.

Love at first sight is good-looking, thoughtful is no money.

I hope some things can be solved by myself, not by myself, but by myself.

You meet love around the corner, but do you think about each other? He met a ghost around the corner.

There is only one life, but there is more than one life threatening thing.

If money is also a mistake, then I am willing to make mistakes again and again.

Looking back 500 times in the past life, but in exchange for a sentence in this world, rogue.

I thought tomorrow would be better, and then I looked forward to it every day.

Girls who love to laugh always have more crow's feet than others.

When I was a child, I was afraid to dream of looking for the toilet. The most terrible thing was that I found the toilet when I didn't wake up.

How do you look like a QR code? If you don't scan it, you don't know what you are!

Work, love and life are not smooth? Look in the mirror more, you will understand a lot of things.

To make girls cry is a very seedless thing, and to make boys cry is a big deal.

If you've had a rough life in the first half of your life, don't worry too much, you'll get used to it in the second half.

It is said that tired into a dog, in fact, the dog is not so tired as you.

Let hard work become a habit, water the future with sweat, and then dehydrate to death.

Money can't buy love, but it can buy love.

Snow White explains that no matter how good the seven losers are to her, they are not as good as a kiss from Gao Fu Shuai.

You can't have both, but you can be poor and ugly.

If you give up who you are today, you will beat you tomorrow.

Tomorrow after tomorrow, how many tomorrow! Since there are so many, we may as well delay.

Because of his introverted personality, he couldn't do it all the time.

After learning a lot of skills, I finally found that the most useful skill is to be open!

Don't put yourself too high, or you won't get down.

I don't know much about music, so sometimes it's unreliable and sometimes out of tune.

It's not how many backstage you have, but how many people you can be!

Time is not to get up, but to see how long you can sleep.

It's a pity to know you in such a big world.

Try to get to know the people you hate, and you will find that the more you look at them, the more you hate them.

Don't say you are a single dog. In fact, you may not be as good as a dog

The friendship between girls, like plastic flowers, although fake but never fade.

Life is six big characters, no matter how.

As long as you persevere, those who laugh at you will be killed by you sooner or later.

The night gives you black eyes, but you turn your eyes with them.

I wish my wallet could be as thick as my cheek one day.

After years of hard work, although there is no harvest, but you have debt!

Now it doesn't matter if you are suffering. As long as you live, there will be good things happening to others.

You can be as lazy as a pig, but you can't be as lazy as a pig.

What about being short, kid? Raise your head and let them know that you are not only short, but also ugly!

Xiao San is a good thing. She took the dog that doesn't love you.

Those who don't make money say they are starting a business.

You're creative and you live with courage.

Once we had poetry and distance, now we just want to buy a house.

Expensive is not the defect of iPhone, poor is your defect.

Don't get up if you hit the ground. Anyway, you will be beaten to the ground!

When you lose weight, you will find that your ugliness has nothing to do with weight loss.

I wanted to enjoy life and found it hard to survive.

It is better to have the same beauty than to be ugly.

Twenty years ago, those silly children who ate little raccoon still couldn't collect the five blessings.

God closed a door for you, will also add security lock, big bolt.

Ten out of ten are unhappy in life!

What is the difference between a man without a dream and a carefree mind?

You say you are ugly. I think you are not only ugly, but also tell the truth.

When I was a child, I often thought, when I grew up, I would like to go to Peking University or Tsinghua University.

Time will save you enough disappointment and tell you not to thank.

When life pressure you can't breathe, you must straighten your back so that you can't look bad when you are crushed to death.

Like a person to express their love, in case, become a spare tire?

There are things or people that you can't do without money. You have to have a lot of money.

No matter what kind of alienation we become in the end, a red envelope can go back to the beginning.

You can't sleep well by yourself, and you want to sleep with someone else?

Don't look at my indifference to you at ordinary times. In fact, I look forward to your accident every day in private!

Good looking clavicles are the same, and interesting bellies are bouncing around.

Long good-looking can be called food, long not good-looking can only be called a bucket.

In the morning, I look in the mirror and comfort myself that there is nothing worse than me.

You've been home early these two days. Recently, many pigs have been stolen. I'm afraid you'll have an accident.

Wine in the night, wine in you, you in me, we in poverty.

People like to be with you in order to show their good looks.

Beautiful leather bag 3000 one night, interesting soul wants car and room.

When a relative asks about my grades, I will ask him about the year-end bonus.

When you see me staring at you all the way, don't think I'm interested in you. I really can't see who you are.

What about being short, kid? Raise your head and let them know that you are not only short, but also ugly!

You are just like my sunshine, which is dazzling.

Life is interesting. After all, I want to die for different reasons every day.

There is no chicken soup in the world. When the chicken dies, it is made into chicken soup.

In life, many people like to make a fuss. In fact, there is no need to think about how to deal with a big problem.

If life deceives you, don't worry - take out your beauty camera and cheat life.

When you see me staring at you all the way, don't think I'm interested in you. I really can't see who you are.

Laziness is a good excuse to say that you can accomplish great things if you work hard.

A girl's introduction: female rascal in thought, good girl in life. However, it gives me the feeling that it is a smart ugly force.

You can eat by your face, but you depend on your talent. This is the gap between you and Mingming.

There is a strong desire to learn, fortunately I have strong self-control, pressure down.

In fact, as long as there is no shame, many problems in life can be easily solved.

I used to buy lottery tickets every day, but one day, I couldn't even afford them.

Eat fish tonight. I think you are very picky.

Now the girls are too shameful, the neckline is so low, you can't see the career line

Do you think rich people are happy? You can't imagine their happiness.

You can't buy happiness with money because you don't have money at all.

If you can't accommodate me, it means that your mind is too narrow, or my personality is too great.

Lu Yao knows that he is short of horsepower and sees evil intentions for a long time.

The person who gives you a thumbs up is not necessarily praising you, but may also be aiming at you with a gun.

Only for the leadership to carry the pot, the leader will take you, as a fool.

Even if you charge for two hours, no one will talk to you for five minutes.

You're a sugar cane man. It's sweet at the beginning, and it's all dregs in the back.

When a hero is angry, she becomes a beauty. When she is angry, she has to spend money.

When others say busy to you, it's TA who wants to leave time for more important people.

The longest love history of a person is probably narcissism.

Talk about money hurt feelings, talk about feelings hurt money.

No one laughs at your dreams, they just laugh at your strength.

Don't panic to accept failure, feel it slowly.

Sometimes you feel like an sb. Don't lose heart. At least you feel right.

It is better to have the same beauty than to be ugly.

Don't lose weight. You're ugly not only because you're fat.

Weight loss is to prove to mom, not only fat can not find the object, thin also can not find!

More lonely than a person eating hot pot is, a person, no money to eat hot pot.

It's the vending machine that leaves you a light in the middle of the night.

After all, she is blind and can't be hurt any more.

Life is not only the immediate pressure, but also the disaster behind it.

Those who have ulterior motives for you have intentions, after all.

Don't always be so narcissistic, beautiful woman looked at you more, just because you are ugly and unique.

Life is not just about the present, but also the wedding card from her predecessor, so Lahai is very important.

If you are ugly, you should keep fit, so that you can beat others when they say you are ugly.

Although life is rough, but I never yield to fate! I usually bend my knees, orz.

360 lines, each line out of bug.

At present, the most reliable way to get rich is to demolish your house.

Expensive is not the defect of iPhone, poor is your defect.

Brain is a great thing. I hope you have it.

I just want to reminisce with you, but you ask me whether I want to buy on behalf of others.

The world is so big that I want to see it. How far can you walk with such a small purse?

May you have wine, meat and girls in the future. Girls are ugly.

Others worry about how to make money, but I worry about how to spend it. How can I spend 20 yuan until the 10th of next month?

If you want to be beautiful, you should sleep more. If you are sleepy, you will feel beautiful.

Go on with a smile, anyway, come to this world, no one plans to go back alive.

Every time you spend money, you say your wallet is bleeding, but you don't know that your wallet has lost too much blood and died.

They say that elder sister is beautiful. In fact, they are all made up.

He likes you to be plain and beautiful.

In fact, confession is not necessarily a good thing, because it appears black hands.

God for you to close a security door, but also conveniently to you on a titanium alloy lock.

There is no you can't imagine, only you can't do

Non toxic body carrying the toxic vaccine, you are educating me to be strong since childhood!

Secret love is that you build a castle for him in your heart, but he doesn't even want to enter the door.

When you lose your motivation, look at your bank card balance. Then you'll find out: work doesn't work.

He was pulled out before he had time to get involved.

Others have backgrounds, but I only have my back.

It doesn't matter who you are, but what you want to do when you break into my life?

Opportunities are reserved for those who are prepared. Those who do not have opportunities should not prepare blindly.

Whether it's a white hat or a black hat, it's not a good hat to turn green.

Up to now, only chopsticks can be taken up and put down.

Don't put your eyes on the mobile phone for too long, experts have said that the phone will run out of power.

The paste is not on the desk, it's in your head.

A single man is called a single dog, while a single woman is called a dog.

You are sleepy every day because you are trapped in life.

If I don't have the ability to comfort myself, I can't live now.

It doesn't take a lot of courage to leave home. It takes to go home.

Although life is rough, but I never yield to fate! I usually bend my knees, orz.

If you don't force yourself, you don't know what despair is.

Poverty is not terrible. What's terrible is that I am the poorest person.

When you are in love, you will feel like taking drugs. If you break up, you will feel like giving up drugs again.

In the past, the Chinese new year was meant to be lively, but now I want to be quiet.

Don't look down on anyone easily. Even if you kill Matt, your hair is more than you.

It is said that men get worse when they have money. I have been a good man for more than 30 years!

When you meet a girl you like, you should be brave enough to say it. Only when you take the initiative can you know that she has her own flower.

When you meet a girl you like, you should be brave enough to say it. Only when you take the initiative can you know that she has her own flower.

Everyone wanted to save the world, but no one helped mom wash the dishes.

Pay will have a return, such as one time of extravagance, for twice the disappointment.

The starting point of others is the end point far away from you.

Thought gives us too much freedom, but we drag down the thought!

The so-called marriage is the reorganization of assets of two families.

Don't lose heart. There are as many beautiful girls as there are stars in the sky, but you can see and touch them.

Only when you ask for leave and deduct salary, can you feel your salary is high.

Although you have never been abroad, you are jet lagged every day.

Others use famous brand bags, but you can only use expression bags.

Don't bow to fate easily, because you will see fat when you bow down.

The world laughs at me for being crazy. I laugh at how quickly the world can see it.

Don't think you can't insist on coming, you will insist on staying up late to play with your mobile phone.

People need to work hard, after trying hard, you will find that you are really ordinary.

There is a strong desire to learn, fortunately I have strong self-control, pressure down.

Look in the mirror more, and you will understand the reason for many things.

We work very hard to live like ordinary people.

The day will come down to the great responsibility of the people, must first painstakingly work their muscles and bones, and then the day changed his mind.

Do you think today is the worst day? Tomorrow will change your mind.

Don't stay up too late. Staying up late will hurt your cell phone.

Others' lives are full of stories, while mine are accidents.

In winter, the places beyond the bed are far away, the places out of reach are all foreign countries, and going to the toilet is a business trip.

You are not unprepared for everything. At least you are ready to fail.

Thank you. I lose my chain every time I need you.

If life deceives you, don't be sad, don't be anxious, life will continue to deceive you.

When a hero is angry, she becomes a beauty. When she is angry, she has to spend money.

God is fair, he gave you a ugly face, will certainly give you a poor family.

Don't think you have nothing, at least you are ugly!

As long as I eat fast enough, I can't catch up with my weight!

If a woman wants to please himself, a man should be poor!

The corner will not meet love, only meet beggars.

After learning a lot of skills, I finally found that the most useful skill is to be open!

As long as you don't make a fuss, money really does everything.

Good birth is to succeed, and you are to live.

Some tests rely on strength, others rely on vision, NIMA, I rely on imagination!

Rome wasn't built in a day, but it wasn't hard to empty your wallet.

Now it doesn't matter if you are suffering. As long as you live, there will be good things happening to others.

It doesn't matter if you can't lose weight after a week of exercise, because you can't lose weight after ten weeks of exercise.

Follow your heart.

Put down your mobile phone and go out for a walk. In the end, you will find that the mobile phone is still interesting.

Only through hard work can we know that the gap in IQ is insurmountable.

Don't care about the current trough. There is still a long way to go in the future.

When I was a child, I hated eating and sleeping. Now I think it's cheap.

Despite the ostensible beauty of those rich people, they are actually more beautiful in private.

There is no road in the world, so the teacher begins to call the roll.

Although you are tired of moving bricks, you are really handsome when you charge money.

A good-looking skin bag has nothing to do with you. You don't have an interesting soul.

Where there is a long way to go, wave is a person walking tea cool.

There is only one kind of trouble when you are not full, and there are countless troubles when you are full.

As the saying goes, misfortune never comes singly. It can be seen that even misfortune is accompanied by company. You can see you again.

How old can you accept love? As long as you look good, five thousand years will do.

You can touch your whole body from top to bottom, which is the only station security inspector.

The heart is a great poet, but the mouth is a poor editor.

I want to get to know you again, starting with your name. What's your name?

Brain disease has to be treated, like you, no brain.

Although I earn less, I save more. Yesterday Ferrari saved more than two million.

Life not only has in front of you, but also has the distant wolfberry.

The life span of mobile phone is 1 / 20 of that of human beings. Please put down the chores around you and accompany it well!

Don't care about the current trough. There is still a long way to go in the future.

What is the difference between a man without a dream and a carefree mind?

Whether it's a white hat or a black hat, it's not a good hat to turn green.

Others worry about how to make money, but I worry about how to spend it. How can I spend 20 yuan until the 10th of next month?

Every woman is looking for a man and finally finds out that the most masculine is herself.

For the first time in life, most of them start from writing a composition.

Tetris teaches us that if you're gregarious, you'll disappear.

It is said that tired into a dog, in fact, the dog is not so tired as you.

Life will make you suffer for a while. After you adapt, you will suffer for a lifetime.

I met my classmate in primary school yesterday. I didn't expect that he was so bad. He only put a dollar into my bowl.

Other people review reading, are looking at to understand, I am looking at to see open.

The end of failure is despair, the end of effort is overwork.

After all, jellyfish have no brains and live for 600 million years.

If everyone understands you, you have to be ordinary!

I wanted to enjoy life and found it hard to survive.

As long as the express is still on the way, I feel that this life is still a little hopeful.

It's the vending machine that leaves you a light in the middle of the night.

I don't know which link goes wrong. Is there a middleman who makes a difference?

I don't know what happiness is when I am in it? It's just that I'm going to get fat and become a pig. I still think I'm ok.

If life deceives you, don't be sad, don't be anxious, life will continue to deceive you.

Who said you have no perseverance, single this matter, you did not insist for decades?

There is a period of love, called self indulgence.

April Fool's day, just give a liar, a chance to tell the truth.

It is the least respect for winter to put autumn clothes into autumn trousers and cotton socks.

No object yet? Would you like to introduce a good dog food.

Put the right resume to find a good job, cast the right fetus, you can not look for a job.

No matter what kind of alienation we become in the end, a red envelope can go back to the beginning.

If you think you are busy becoming a dog every day, it must be your illusion. Dogs must be less busy than you.

My future is a dream, but unfortunately, I still have insomnia.

The function of the alarm clock for me is to make me sleep in a different position.

When you are old and can't walk, I use my wheelchair to push you to the square every day to let you watch me dance with other old men.

Maybe fate holds your throat, just let you eat less.

There are many times, the face is not given by others, but lost by ourselves.

If life deceives you, you turn on the beauty camera and cheat all the people.

There are things or people that you can't do without money. You have to have a lot of money.

When I left my hometown, the villagers never had a drink of well water.

A friend of mine stopped complaining and began to work hard. Several years later, he was still like this bird.

Other people save your number is to contact you, I am different, I save your number is not to receive.

You can eat by your face, but you depend on your talent. This is the gap between you and Mingming.

There is no indecision, not because of counseling.

Thank you. I lose my chain every time I need you.

Do you live by the sea? This wave.

I'm typing in... How many people hope and how many people are disappointed.

The Spring Festival holiday is coming to an end. It's time to take heart and prepare for May Day.

Your beauty is invisible to others, but your ugliness is clear at a glance.

In the world, everything can be done, except math problems.

Don't say you're a single dog. Dogs are dead at your age.

You can't sleep well by yourself, and you want to sleep with someone else?

This year, which has not broken up the love, only does not hurt the hand Libai. You have to be open-minded.

Although you are single, you are fat as two.

After the double 11, I changed from a bachelor to a single in debt.

If you fall, find a comfortable position on your stomach.

People often say, do not leave youth blank, so I blacken it!

A person's life, three days is doomed to seven by hard work, the remaining 90 by parents.

If you don't have to blush, can I borrow some money.

Although my money is not windy, but it seems to be blown away by the wind.

Those who have ulterior motives for you have intentions, after all.

Dreams still have to have, otherwise one day drink too much, what do you talk to people?

After years of hard work, although there is no harvest, but you have debt!

The moon represents my heart, pitted and cold?

Where there is no fragrant grass in the end of the world, all grow in other people's homes.

If you like a girl, you should study hard, find a good job and make a lot of money. When she gets married, you can give more money.

I don't want to read, mainly because there is no one to feed the cattle, pigs and sheep at home.

When people fall in love, they depend on their looks, romance and money, while you rely on their blindness.

There is no sign of wings in the sky, unless you lose hair when you fly.

God will not treat infatuated people badly, he is to the death of the whole.

An iron pestle can be ground into a needle, but a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. It's no use trying harder if the materials are wrong.

Although you have never been abroad, you are jet lagged every day.

The only fair thing in the world is that we all die.

Once we had poetry and distance, now we just want to buy a house.

Although I can't come to a trip, I have a constitution of being fat.

There is no love or hatred for no reason in the world, but TM is fat for no reason!

Your good night, just to shut me up.

Where there is no fragrant grass in the end of the world, all grow in other people's homes.

I lie in bed looking at the ceiling, thinking about the ceiling where I work, just someone else's floor.

I watched you walk onto the stage with my own eyes. I don't know if you are going to make a fool of yourself or make a fool of yourself.

The only things you can get for nothing are age and fat.

Learning without thinking is futile; thinking without learning is perilous. Do not think not learn into the network loan.

In the adult world, nothing is easy except to get fat.

Pay will have a return, such as one time of extravagance, for twice the disappointment.

It is better to have the same beauty than to be ugly.

I usually talk will give people face, in case I hate you, yes, I was intentional.

I haven't been to your city, but I've painted your question.

I always think that we should take a step back, but I didn't expect to be defeated.

Lose weight this matter, reduce fast, rebound fast, reduce slowly, give up fast.

God is fair, he gave you a ugly face, will certainly give you a poor family.

Where there is no fragrant grass in the end of the world, all grow in other people's homes.

You want money? Just think about it.

If there is money in the world that can't be done, we can certainly do it with more money.

Nowadays, some people eat by their faces, while others eat by their faces.

Come to me when you have no money. Let me tell you how to live without money.

There are two kinds of people I hate most about driving. One is people who like to add more traffic, and the other is people who don't let me.

Where there is a long way to go, wave is a person walking tea cool.

Sir, you don't have enough money on this card

If you like it, you have to confess it so that you can know what number of spare tire you are.

God for you to close a security door, but also conveniently to you on a titanium alloy lock.

If your friends are so happy every day, they won't send them to the circle of friends.

You are in my heart, just like the stars in the sky. It doesn't matter if you have more or less.

The way you try to talk to him is like a shopping guide in the mall.

Winter is good, when poor, there is northwest wind to drink.

You must laugh, or you won't know how many crow's feet you have.

The loss of traditional culture is serious. Every ancient woman can write poems correctly, but modern women can only do it.

Like a person to express their love, in case, become a spare tire?

He tried to cheer up, but accidentally killed him.

Childhood dream is to be a hero, did not expect to be able to easily achieve in the mobile phone, and there are many choices.

Nine times out of ten, I have never met one or two.

Life is like a dream, I have insomnia, life is like a play, I go through the gang, life is like a song, I am out of tune.

Don't think you have nothing, at least you are ugly!

There must be new expectations every day, so as to have new disappointment.

Although you are tired of moving bricks, you are really handsome when you charge money.

After everyone's patient persuasion, I finally accepted the fact that I was a fool.

No matter what happens, where you fall, just lie there for a while.

Even if you fail 99 times, you should try again to round up the whole number.

Even if you go to bed late, the people who won't look for you will not look for you!

My social phobia comes mainly from low income.

Who said money can't buy time, network management will continue for another two hours.

Even if it's salty fish, you're not the saltiest one.

Your complicated facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

Don't be afraid of myopia, because in front of you, there is nothing but failure.

The fate of thousands of miles to meet, but not fate also save phone charges.

The teacher doesn't have to change my seat for me. I can talk about where I sit.

Brain is a great thing. I hope you have it.

The loss of traditional culture is serious. Every ancient woman can write poems correctly, but modern women can only do it.

In the world, everything can be done, except math problems.

Those social elites whom everyone envies are not as good as you think. But it must be much better than you.

Long good-looking can be called food, long not good-looking can only be called a bucket.

The world is so big, you only watch in the circle of friends.

In the morning, I look in the mirror and comfort myself that there is nothing worse than me.

Those social elites whom everyone envies are not as good as you think. But it must be much better than you.

If you like, you will not know how ugly you are.

When others see you, they say you are a student, not because you look young, but because of the dirt you wear!

I am a man. Never challenge my bottom line, or I will have to revise it.

It's not a shame to sell your soul. What's embarrassing is that you can't sell it for a good price.

In the past, I didn't know anything except reading, but now I know everything except reading.

If you still insist, you are not desperate enough.

People who have really worked hard know that the gap in IQ is insurmountable.

Brain disease has to be treated, like you, no brain.

When others see you, they say you are a student, not because you look young, but because of the dirt you wear!

If everyone understands you, you have to be ordinary!

Talk about money hurt feelings, talk about feelings hurt money.

I'm not short. I'm just far from the sky.

If life deceives you, you turn on the beauty camera and cheat all the people.

You want money? Just think about it.

It's not that people look down on you, it's just that they can't see you.

I really want to sell the house and travel around the world, but the landlord doesn't agree.

When eating soil, I feel that beggars are happier than me.

I have nothing from once, to now penniless.

It doesn't matter if the melon is sweet or not, as long as it can quench your thirst.

If you are ugly, you should read more books. Books can't make you look good, but they can make you accept reality more easily.

I usually talk will give people face, in case I hate you, yes, I was intentional.

What's wrong with you? You must be sick in bed!

Homesickness is a small ticket. I am at this end and the yellow cattle is at that end.

It's not the uneven road, but you can't.

It doesn't matter if the melon is sweet or not, as long as it can quench your thirst.

How old can you accept love? As long as you look good, five thousand years will do.

You're either very hard-working or very smart to live a mediocre life.

You feel lonely. It doesn't matter. You still have a cell phone.

If you like, you will not know how ugly you are.

Nothing can defeat you, because you have never succeeded.

My future is a dream, but unfortunately, I still have insomnia.

The world is so big, I want to see where it is convenient to ask for food!

Your life, like your hairline, recedes very quickly.

In fact, you also have super ability, how to reduce the ability not to be thin.

In the adult world, nothing is easy except to get fat.

There is no high cold people at all. It's not you who are warm!

I was poor before I was 38, but after that, I will get used to it!

Don't be afraid of myopia, because in front of you, there is nothing but failure.

If eating fish can replenish your brain, you should eat at least one whale.

Don't ask me what I have. Tell me what you want first, and then what you can do with it.

Bill Gates suspended school to start a business and became the richest man in the world.

Don't worry, as long as you keep going downhill, you will never be at the bottom of your life.

No matter what happens, where you fall, just lie there for a while.

Distance produces not beauty, but the third.

Many things in the world will become better as time goes by, for example, your fat will eventually become good fat.

Because of his introverted personality, he couldn't do it all the time.

If there is no accident on Valentine's day, you can live alone. If you have an accident, you can go to the hospital.

I'm not even afraid of being poor and ugly, but also afraid of being single?

If you are particularly infatuated with a person, then you must not be worthy of him!

There's no hope to be a good man, and bad man is not good at it.

The night never treats those who go to bed late. It will give you black eyes and a body about to die suddenly.

It's a long way to go. I'll go up and down and ask for help.

No, I can't cross the ridge, only can't cross the ridge.

Some young people create their high-end income image through high-end consumption.

I'm happy for you when you're good. I'm happy for the world if you're not.

Now the tears, are the original brain into the water.

What does your partner call you? My partner told me to get out of here.

Want to be your sun, warm you when you are happy, and die when you are not happy.

When you feel you can't do it, just walk on the road, and you will be a pedestrian.

You haven't viewed the world. Where does your world view come from?

Don't look forward to tomorrow, because tomorrow will not be easy.

It's time for all contradictions to be solved with the four words "big new year's".

You feel lonely. It doesn't matter. You still have a cell phone.

In fact, computer games have trained you from an early age to treat boss as your biggest enemy.

There must be pure friendship between men and women. Every girl I know can only be friends with me at most.

A person's life, three days is doomed to seven by hard work, the remaining 90 by parents.

Especially can bear hardships these five words, I thought, I can only achieve the first four.

If you can't be angry, don't be angry. If you can't swear, you can do it directly.

If you've had a rough life in the first half of your life, don't worry too much, you'll get used to it in the second half.

Rich people are worried about taxes, and you just don't sleep enough!

You are the best! No, it's the fattest!

A fool has a fool's fortune, but a fool B has no.

You give grass a little love, grass also you a piece of green!

In winter, the places beyond the bed are far away, the places out of reach are all foreign countries, and going to the toilet is a business trip.

After all, she is blind and can't be hurt any more.

Don't think the world has abandoned you, the world has no time to pay attention to you!

I was poor before I was 38, but after that, I will get used to it!

No one looks down on you, because no one looks at you at all.

I can't be double faced, but I'm often stabbed on both sides.

If life deceives you, don't worry - take out your beauty camera and cheat life.

It is said that in 2020, I don't want to die to eliminate poverty.

Nowadays, some people eat by their faces, while others eat by their faces.

A girl asked me to borrow money for cosmetic surgery, which was successful. I didn't recognize who asked me for the money.

A fool has a fool's fortune, but a fool B has no.

This year, which has not broken up the love, only does not hurt the hand Libai. You have to be open-minded.

I really want to sell the house and travel around the world, but the landlord doesn't agree.

What can be solved with money is not a problem, but how to have money is your biggest problem.

When you don't have money, it's a curse to hear people say congratulations on a long life.

Although those rich people are very beautiful on the surface, in fact, they are more beautiful in private.

If you are ugly, you should keep fit, so that you can beat others when they say you are ugly.

Ask canal that get so clear, only poison soup to live water!

Don't say that someone else's brain is sick. The premise of brain disease is that there must be a brain.

Your beauty is invisible to others, but your ugliness is clear at a glance.

Don't always call yourself a single dog. According to your age, you are a bachelor. According to your IQ, you are a single fool.

If you don't have to blush, can I borrow some money.

I'm not Zhuge Liang, and I don't have a straw boat, but why do you always go to me?

Why does God close a door for you? It's not because you are in the dark.

Good looking clavicles are the same, and interesting bellies are bouncing around.

Don't complain that the mobile phone doesn't use much, you are not the same, you are tired without doing anything.

Don't always dig out the heart and lung for people. Some people don't eat viscera.

You are a serious person. You really help others and try all the mistakes.

Young people don't always think about taking shortcuts, parents are the hard truth.

It's said that the ghost gate will open in July. You are not alone.

The reality is that you've been photographed dead on the beach before the waves start.

The most beautiful word in the world is not that I love you, but that your tumor is benign!

If you are ugly, you should read more books, so that you can have money for cosmetic surgery.

I used to be young, but now my youth is gone, and there is only one.

In the world, everything can be done, except math problems.

Fortunately, you didn't wash your hair last year. Otherwise, this year, you would not even have oil in the fried dishes.

Do you know the difference between investment and speculation? One is Putonghua, the other is Cantonese.

They say that elder sister is beautiful. In fact, they are all made up.

Don't think about losing weight all day long. Does your mouth agree with you?

Don't you fight? How to know how incompetent I am.

Love you is not two or three days, but, a day did not love.

Who said I can't play musical instruments, I'll give up!

According to analysis, the root cause of extramarital love is marriage.

Looking back on the past, I didn't even go straight once.

Don't think the world has abandoned you, the world has no time to pay attention to you!

When God closes a door for you, he will also clip your brain.

After living for so many years, I still don't understand one thing. Why should the hook be hanged?

It's not necessarily the prince who rides the white horse, but also the Tang monk!

After all, there will be too many words to speak when you grow up.

I'm going to see the parents of the other party tomorrow. It's very disturbing. After all, I beat their children first.

I used to buy lottery tickets every day, but one day, I couldn't even afford them.

There is only one life, but there is more than one life threatening thing.

If you work harder, you will be able to go crazy.

If eating fish can replenish your brain, you should eat at least one whale.

It's good to go to bed early and get up early, but it's really good to go to bed late and get up late.

Don't think the world has abandoned you, the world has no time to pay attention to you

Boy, come on! As long as you work hard, your boss is sure to succeed.

What's the matter with poor children? If you are poor, you should hold out your chest and let others see that you are not only poor, but also short.

People are not boring, but lazy to be interesting to you.

Love is a double-edged sword, one side cuts you very painful, the other side also cuts you very painful.

The same is salted fish, why can others turn over, but you stick to the pot?

The only things you can get for nothing are age and fat.

Gold always shines, but you are just a piece of fat.

They say that elder sister is beautiful. In fact, they are all made up.

There are a lot of people who want to be assassinated.

Come back with me. I'll send you my wedding invitation.

Don't always scold and hate that iron is not steel. You forget that iron can't be made of steel.

It's really naive to be afraid of ghosts. I'll show you people's hearts.

It doesn't matter who you are, but what you want to do when you break into my life?

Although others seem to be on the surface of smooth sailing, in fact, they are also plain sailing behind their backs.

Show the best show at noon, because sooner or later there will be retribution.

Your present life may not be what you want, but it is absolutely your own.

When listening to the results, you should use the right ear, because the left ear is close to the heart, and sudden death may occur.

Don't say you're a single dog. Dogs are dead at your age.

Although you are tired of moving bricks, you are really handsome when you charge money.

Thought gives us too much freedom, but we drag down the thought!

Give a lipstick to the girl you like. At least when she kisses others, she has your sense of participation.

The fate of thousands of miles to meet, but not fate also save phone charges.

Don't think you can't insist on coming, you will insist on staying up late to play with your mobile phone.

In the morning, I look in the mirror and comfort myself that there is nothing worse than me.

Compared with ugliness, poverty is not worth mentioning.

Only for the leadership to carry the pot, the leader will take you, as a fool.

Many times I felt I couldn't hold on, and then I gave up.

It's not the uneven road, but you can't.

In fact, you are not worthless, at least in the summer, you can feed mosquitoes.

Success is like a ghost, only others have met it.

Give up the word, it's easier to say than to do.

Don't look at others on the surface, everything is going well, in fact, they also have a smooth flow behind their backs.

Fame is like a fart. It's not enough to make a sound. It will stink for some time.

In order to prevent me from spending money again this month, I spent all my money ahead of time.

Others' lives are full of stories, while mine are accidents.

Xiao Ming was kept in the dark by his parents for a long time, leading to suffocation.

Dream of their own in the exam, and then be scared to wake up, found that they really in the exam.

I heard that you had a bad time. I squatted at the door and laughed all day.

As a model of failure, you have been so successful.

Even if you go to bed late, the people who won't look for you will not look for you!

Long good-looking can be called food, long not good-looking can only be called a bucket.

As long as you persevere, those who laugh at you will be killed by you sooner or later.

You are in my heart, just like the stars in the sky. It doesn't matter if you have more or less.

There is no you can't imagine, only you can't do

To be a man, you have to keep the book separate, because you can't make a single moth at all.

If life deceives you, don't lose heart, because tomorrow is the same

My principle, only three words, to see the mood.

After the double 11, I changed from a bachelor to a single in debt.

No one looks down on you, because no one looks at you at all.

You can't always look at what you don't have. Look more at what you have. Forget it. Close your eyes.

Even if the heavy rain overturns the whole city, the company still counts you as late.

At least in the summer, you're half done.

The night gives you black eyes, but you turn your eyes with them.

Your dad has to work hard to make you look effortless.

Because I'm poor, I dare not even care about you. I'm afraid you'd better make a huge sum of money.

You have to work hard to live, because you have to work hard to know that you really can't.