Axios package

1. Download Axios

 cnpm install axios -S

2. Create request.js

 import axios from 'axios'; import router from '../../router'; import qs from 'qs'; // The data transmitted to the background is in form format import { Dialog } from 'vant';// The vant component library is used here //Create Axios instance const service = axios.create({ Baseurl: 'URL' / / base URL of API Timeout: 15000, / / request timeout headers: { 'Content-Type': 'application/x-www-form-urlencoded;charset=UTF-8' },  //The request header is used to set the parameter format to be passed to the background. There are form and JSON formats. This writing is in form format and application / JSON is in JSON format }); //Request interceptor service.interceptors.request.use((config) => { //Z converts the data format before sending the request if (config.method === 'post') { Config. Data = QS. Stringify (config. Data); / / this step is to set the format of the data passed to the background to form format through QS } //After the login interface is passed, a request header data will be returned. In the future, the request header will be added in front of each interface to determine whether to log in or not if (window.sessionStorage.getItem('tooken')) { config.headers['x-auth-token'] = window.sessionStorage.getItem('tooken'); } return config; }, (error) => { Dialog.confirm({ Title: 'prompt', Message: 'the login status is abnormal. Do you want to jump to the login page?', }).then(() => { router.push('/login'); }).catch((error) => { console.log(error); }); }); //Response interceptor service.interceptors.response.use((response) => { //After logging in to the interface, a request header parameter will be returned, which will be stored in the session (the browser will be closed and cleared) for subsequent interfaces if (response.headers['x-auth-token']) { window.sessionStorage.setItem('tooken', response.headers['x-auth-token']); } if (response.data.code !== 0) { Dialog.alert({ message: response.data.msg }); Return promise. Reject (response); / / response can capture information through catch } return response.data; }, (error) => { if (error.message) { //Login timeout if (error.message === 'Network Error') { //Dialog. Alert ({message: 'login timeout'}) router.push('/login'); } } // if (error.response.status === 404) { //Console. Error ('404 error! ") // } else { //   Dialog.alert({message: error.message}) //   router.push( '/login' ) // } return Promise.reject(error); }); export default service;

3. Use in actual projects
1. Main.js

 import request from '@/api/request' Vue.prototype.$axios = request

2. Use in code

 this.$axios({ url: 'url', method: 'post', data: {} }).then(res => { console.log(res.data) }).catch(error=>{ console.log(error) })

4. Use proxy to solve cross domain problem
1. Create a new file vue.config.js (Vue cli 3.0) in the project root directory

 module.exports = { devServer: { proxy: { '/api': { target: ' http://localhost:8080 ', / / corresponding to background interface changeOrigin: true, pathRewrite: { '^/api': '' } } } } }

If it is 2.0, add proxytable in dev under config / index.js
2. Modify the previous request.js

 //Create Axios instance const service = axios.create({ Baseurl: '/ API', / / modified here!!! Timeout: 15000, / / request timeout Headers: {'content type':'application / x-www-form-urlencoded; charset = UTF-8 '} / / request header processing })

3. Restart the project
5. Package setting path
The above provider path shown in the packaged index.html is not correct. You need to modify the baseurl according to the following code
//Create Axios instance

 const service = axios.create({ baseURL: process.env.NODE_ENV === 'production' ? ' http://localhost:8088 ':' / API ', / / process.env.node ﹣ env is the node variable, production is packaging, testing is testing Timeout: 15000, / / request timeout Headers: {'content type':'application / x-www-form-urlencoded; charset = UTF-8 '}, / / request header processing });

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Like a person to express their love, in case, become a spare tire?

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Maybe sleep is the real form of human activity. No wonder I can't wake up all the time.

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Sleep until hand cramps, count money to wake up naturally.

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I heard that it rained in your city. I don't know if you have an umbrella. If you take this rain, it will be white.

If the whole world doesn't want you, you should remember me, and I don't want you.

So many years did not fall into the peach trap, rely on two words, no money.

No matter you two or no two, two is there, no three no four.

You are my little apple. Oh, I hate it! I mean, I really want to cut you.

Don't think you can't insist on coming, you will insist on staying up late to play with your mobile phone.

Ten out of ten are unhappy in life!

It's really naive to be afraid of ghosts. I'll show you people's hearts.

No one in the world can't live without anyone. Even a fish can be roasted without water.

People still have to have a dream, even if it is salty fish, also want to do the saltiest one.

Rome wasn't built in a day. Three layers of the stomach were not a day's hunger.

It doesn't matter if you are short and poor now. Believe that one day, you will become short and poor

What's the most crowded bus you've ever taken? Just passed by, but was squeezed into the car.

The sky didn't fall what big responsibility to me, still bitter my mind, labor my muscles and bones.

In the last month, there have been thirty days that have been very rough.

There are two kinds of people I hate most about driving. One is people who like to add more traffic, and the other is people who don't let me.

The pain of life is not because you have no money, but because others have money.

What do you like about me? I like you to stay away from me.

When you need help most, only ghosts come to help you.

Life is like a phone call, either you hang up or I hang up first.

Don't say you're a single dog. Dogs are dead at your age.

Try and fail, it doesn't matter, try again will fail better.

Don't say you are nothing, stay up late to play mobile phone, you are a good hand.

Use 2b to describe you. People don't like pencils.

Boy, come on! As long as you work hard, your boss is sure to succeed.

When you meet a girl you like, you should be brave enough to say it. Only when you take the initiative can you know that she has her own flower.

Why do Chinese people have to choose a good day to get married? Because it's hard to live a good life after marriage!

Where are you stuck in the National Day?

You get a lot of money, but you also lose a lot of things, such as worry.

Don't complain that the mobile phone doesn't use much, you are not the same, you are tired without doing anything.

No matter you two or no two, two is there, no three no four.

Other people save your number is to contact you, I am different, I save your number is not to receive.

Failure is the mother of success, but often failure is infertility.

The same is salted fish, why can others turn over, but you stick to the pot?

Fortunately, you didn't wash your hair last year. Otherwise, this year, you would not even have oil in the fried dishes.

Who said I can't play musical instruments? I'm out of the house and I'm good at it.

The reality is that you've been photographed dead on the beach before the waves start.

For people like you, even if you put the word "local tyrant" on your face, others will read it in reverse.

Try and fail, it doesn't matter, try again will fail better.

Why quarrel? Can't you sit down calmly and slap each other?

If two people quarrel, beating him can't solve the problem, but it's a relief.

Life is like a dream, I have insomnia, life is like a play, I go through the gang, life is like a song, I am out of tune.

In fact, you also have super ability, how to reduce the ability not to be thin.

The most romantic thing I can think of is to eat with you and then you pay.

Squat down to touch their own shadow, sorry, follow me to let you suffer injustice.

If you look like a selfie, you don't have a boyfriend.

All the people who complain about social injustice and system translate into one sentence: please give me money, women and social status.

Why can you live like a mental handicap, and I can't.

In the past, I didn't know anything except reading, but now I know everything except reading.

After exercise, you will be surprised to find that you are just from fat to strong.

Congratulations on making it through another day, winning the lottery, another day.

It's good to go to bed early and get up early, but it's really good to go to bed late and get up late.

There is no indecision, not because of counseling.

Even if you charge for two hours, no one will talk to you for five minutes.

I hate a word most in my life! Especially when the problem can't be done.

Long good-looking can be called food, long not good-looking can only be called a bucket.

The premise of DiMeng is Meng, not stupid.

You're nothing, but one thing you do really well is daydreaming.

Don't talk about being cheated. All the people at your age are guests.

Life is like a tea table, full of cups.

In fact, computer games have trained you from an early age to treat boss as your biggest enemy.

Some things are not that I don't care, but I care, what can I do?

If money is also a mistake, then I am willing to make mistakes again and again.

Others use famous brand bags, but you can only use expression bags.

If you become a spare tire, please forget that you are also a jack.

You have to work hard to be worthy and used.

Other people save your number is to contact you, I am different, I save your number is not to receive.

Nothing can defeat you, because you have never succeeded.

College students, you have to know, learning may not be able to harvest, but chopping hands can certainly receive goods.

Autumn is the harvest season. Other people's harvest is success and happiness, your harvest is to realize that not everyone will be successful and happy.

Although I learn slowly, but I give up quickly!

You just have to watch other people wonderful. God has other plans for you.

Follow your heart.

You can't break a broken jar. You have to smash it!

In winter, the places beyond the bed are far away, the places out of reach are all foreign countries, and going to the toilet is a business trip.

Put down your mobile phone and go out for a walk. In the end, you will find that the mobile phone is still interesting.

Remember to smile when you encounter lightning, because it is the sky taking pictures for you.

When you lose your motivation, look at your bank card balance. Then you'll find out: work doesn't work.

Another day has passed, how about, is the dream more distant?

I never bully the weak. Before I bullied him, I didn't know he was weaker than me.

The starting point of others is the end point far away from you.

Don't say you're a single dog. Dogs are dead at your age.

The world will not turn away from you. It will only turn faster and faster. After all, it is much lighter.

The difference between you and Xueba is that all your auras are his basic questions.

I'm going to see the parents of the other party tomorrow. It's very disturbing. After all, I beat their children first.

There must be pure friendship between men and women. Every girl I know can only be friends with me at most.

Garbage and uncle and aunt pick up, you?

In fact, you are not worthless, at least in the summer, you can feed mosquitoes.

I really envy your skin. How can you keep it so thick?

You're a stewed chicken, yellow, stuffy and rubbish.

No one can make you give up weight loss, you will give up if you think about it.

I really want to sell the house and travel around the world, but the landlord doesn't agree.

When we meet our elders, it's not that we don't want to call them, but we don't know what to call them at all.

If you become a spare tire, please forget that you are also a jack.

Looking at his back, he bewildered thousands of troops and turned his head to frighten back a hundred thousand masters.

Homesickness is a small ticket. I am at this end and the yellow cattle is at that end.

The early bird catches the worm, but you are the worm.

Every time you spend money, you say your wallet is bleeding, but you don't know that your wallet has lost too much blood and died.

I don't want to have a dog, I don't want to have a cat. I just want to raise you. After all, raising pigs can make you rich.

Other people save your number is to contact you, I am different, I save your number is not to receive.

Heart is higher than heaven, life is thinner than paper.

It's not that people make fun of you, but you are the joke itself!

If there is no accident on Valentine's day, you can live alone. If you have an accident, you can go to the hospital.

Show the best show at noon, because sooner or later there will be retribution.

If you still insist, you are not desperate enough.

Years let me know, in addition to express, I do not have to wait for anyone.

Life is not only about the present, but also about poems and distant places.

If you have a good life, how can I sleep.

With lofty aspirations, one can not bind a chicken.

Sometimes you feel like an sb. Don't lose heart. At least you feel right.

Commitment is like farting. At that time, it was earth shaking, but after that, it was powerless.

Rich people are close to me, rich people are far away from me!

As long as you persevere, those who laugh at you will be killed by you sooner or later.

I think there must be a lot of people secretly in love with me, because for so many years, no one told me!

If Cinderella's shoes fit, they would not have fallen off. If the prince really loved Cinderella, he would not have known the girl who had danced with him all night.

After everyone's patient persuasion, I finally accepted the fact that I was a fool.

Other people's gold will always shine, and you, will always spend.

People often say, do not leave youth blank, so I blacken it!

I found that I can coax a girl to sleep. As soon as I send a message, the girl says I'm going to bed.

Studies have shown that people who smoke and drink alcohol all year round have a lower risk of Alzheimer's disease, because the probability of premature death is higher.

If you don't go crazy, you'll get old faster.

I don't swear, that's because I have a strong practical ability.

More lonely than a person eating hot pot is, a person, no money to eat hot pot.

Good birth is to succeed, and you are to live.

After living for so many years, I still don't understand one thing. Why should the hook be hanged?

Ma Yun's success has nothing to do with his appearance, Jiang Shang's success has nothing to do with his age, and his success has nothing to do with you.

The child is either stupid or not learning in the right way. Is it stupid to find the wrong way to learn?

Food is generally more kind, because every day only want to eat, there is no time to calculate others.

The world is so big, you only watch in the circle of friends.

Sir, you don't have enough money on this card

It is said that tired into a dog, in fact, the dog is not so tired as you.

If you don't leave, I will die.

It's money. It's like no one is short of it.

The so-called review is to confirm what you can't, and you really can't.

He was pulled out before he had time to get involved.

Only a liar is sincere, because he is really cheating you.

It's a long way to go. I'll go up and down and ask for help.

Give your dream wings, although not necessarily fly far, but must fall very heavy.

Don't feel that the people around you are against you. Think about it carefully. In fact, the whole world is targeting you.

Don't look forward to tomorrow, because tomorrow will not be easy.

Others have backgrounds, but I only have my back.

When you feel ugly and poor, don't be sad. At least your judgment is correct.

Making money is like constipation - it's hard to get old, but it's like laxity - you can't hold back.

You don't have to do today's work. In case you die tomorrow, you don't have to do it.

When you meet a girl you like, you should be brave enough to say it. Only when you take the initiative can you know that she has her own flower.

Those who have ulterior motives for you have intentions, after all.

Up to now, only chopsticks can be taken up and put down.

As long as the express is still on the way, I feel that this life is still a little hopeful.

Suddenly found that the first thing to get up is to touch the mobile phone, the last thing before going to bed is to put down the mobile phone.

Pretending to be forced is just a moment. It's eternal if you don't want to face.

I also want to be an elegant lady. Life makes my mother a shrew.

If your friends are so happy every day, they won't send them to the circle of friends.

Although you can no longer grow tall, but you can continue to gain weight.

Salted fish turn over to get a thorough sun exposure. You turn over because your hands are numb.

The only thing more terrible than loneliness is to be known that you are lonely.

You can't have both fish and bear's paws, but you can be single and poor!

Don't ask me what I have. Tell me what you want first, and then what you can do with it.

Many things in the world will become better as time goes by, for example, your fat will eventually become good fat.

All the people who complain about social injustice and system translate into one sentence: please give me money, women and social status.

I heard that you had a bad time. I squatted at the door and laughed all day.

Insomnia can't sleep, may be because your cell phone still has electricity.

Those who can't go are called far away, those who can't go back are called hometown.

Don't think you have nothing, at least you are ugly!

Also betray oneself, some people become elder sister, some people become miss.

There is no end to learning.

The most collapse of the exam is to see a problem, vaguely remember the teacher said, but clearly remember I did not listen to.

When leaders hold a meeting, we should keep quiet. It is impolite to disturb others' sleep.

Don't care too much about other people's eyes, because no one will pay attention to you.

In fact, you also have super ability, how to reduce the ability not to be thin.

Dream or have to have, in case of hell?

There is no high cold people at all. It's not you who are warm!

Life is the ups and downs. At the end of the day, you'll jump twice.

Tomb Sweeping Day, you should go back to your school to sweep the grave, because there buried your youth.

From small to large, the only constant is a heart that doesn't miss books.

The blessings and single digit red envelopes are soulless.

You are not walking on the road of Niu B, but you are still walking on the road of pretending to be forced.

Every time I see you wearing silk stockings, I have an indescribable feeling, that is, radish wrapped in plastic wrap.

I think there must be a lot of people secretly in love with me, because for so many years, no one told me!

If two people quarrel, beating him can't solve the problem, but it's a relief.

Ten out of ten are unhappy in life!

I heard that you're not as good as me, so I'm relieved.

Don't lose heart. There are as many beautiful girls as there are stars in the sky, but you can see and touch them.

If you rob a bank, whether you succeed or fail, you won't have to go back to work for the next 10 years.

Nothing lasts forever, but you can.

With lofty aspirations, one can not bind a chicken.

Since the back of the world, why turn around chaos Fanghua.

Twenty years ago, those silly children who ate little raccoon still couldn't collect the five blessings.

Another day has passed, how about, is the dream more distant?

With my qualifications and diploma, I will sweep the streets of this city in the future.

For ugly people, it is cruel to look closely.

If you have a loss, do not drink water, or you will become dirty.

Do you think rich people are happy? You can't imagine their happiness.

Brain is a great thing. I hope you have it.

There is no road in the world, so the teacher begins to call the roll.

Don't care too much about other people's eyes, because no one will pay attention to you.

Everyone praises me as virtuous and virtuous. I can't do anything when I'm free.

When you encounter difficulties, you can't remember it the next day.

You haven't viewed the world. Where does your world view come from?

When we meet our elders, it's not that we don't want to call them, but we don't know what to call them at all.

You can touch your whole body from top to bottom, which is the only station security inspector.

My social phobia comes mainly from low income.

It's nice of you to go, or I'll be careful. You'll stay for dinner.

Sometimes you feel like an sb. Don't lose heart. At least you feel right.

The disappointment has never failed me, every time I really let me down.

Life is not just about the present, but also the wedding card from her predecessor, so Lahai is very important.

You are not unprepared for everything. At least you are ready to fail.

If you rob a bank, whether you succeed or fail, you won't have to go back to work for the next 10 years.

Nothing is happier than staying up late, except getting up late.

Rome wasn't built in a day, but it wasn't hard to empty your wallet.

I used to buy lottery tickets every day, but one day, I couldn't even afford them.

April Fool's day, just give a liar, a chance to tell the truth.

What I said made you cry, please tell me, I repeat.

There are some things to stick to, such as sleeping, especially when the alarm clock rings.

If you have a good life, how can I sleep.

Others' lives are full of stories, while mine are accidents.

It's said that the ghost gate will open in July. You are not alone.

He likes you to be plain and beautiful.

Make up again good, also can't cover you, after removing make-up ugliness.

If you fall, find a comfortable position on your stomach.

Please cherish the person who is good to you, otherwise you will not know when you miss it, and then you can meet another blind one.

If you help a friend who is in urgent need of money, he will remember you the next time he needs money.

Don't answer your news, not because I am cold, but because my hands are cold.

This year, which has not broken up the love, only does not hurt the hand Libai. You have to be open-minded.

I tried to disappear, and no one asked.

Play mobile phone for a long time to let the eyes rest, look out of the window, think about why you are so poor.

Love is mostly unsuccessful, either suffering from the boredom of getting married, or the sorrow of not getting married.

May your troubles, like your hair, be less and less.

If time can go back, it must be, you are dreaming.

If you help a friend who is in urgent need of money, he will remember you the next time he needs money.

Food is generally more kind, because every day only want to eat, there is no time to calculate others.

Go to bed early, because the person you like is already sleeping with others.

Once the sea is dry and the stone is rotten, but it is good to gather and disperse.

A fool has a fool's fortune, but a fool B has no.

A friend of mine stopped complaining and began to work hard. Several years later, he was still like this bird.

No one laughs at your dreams, they just laugh at your strength.

Since childhood, I like to be independent, such as relying on my own ability.

Don't care too much about other people's eyes, because no one will pay attention to you.

There is a strong desire to learn, fortunately I have strong self-control, pressure down.

Don't look down. Your chin will show.

It's said that money is a son of a bitch, but he looks really good.

What about hair loss? Eat a healthy diet and keep a good attitude so that you can accept this fact.

It's not my fault to look ugly. It's just that I was in such a hurry when I landed that I didn't rush to dress up.

In this final exam, I will tell you how many students there are in our grade.

If you're not happy with your money, you're spending it the wrong way.

What wakes me up every day is not the ideal, but the music of the square dance downstairs.

Most afraid of your life mediocrity, but also comfort themselves that ordinary valuable.

Beautiful leather bags are the same, and interesting souls are more than 200 kg.

Don't look at my indifference to you at ordinary times. In fact, I look forward to your accident every day in private!

Tetris teaches us that if you're gregarious, you'll disappear.

Because I was poor, I was at home on the national day and avoided a festival.

Why do girls compete with each other? In any case, after decades, they will dance square together.

Life is not like this or that. In short, it won't be what you think.

If you don't play with your mobile phone one day, you won't die. Your life is still there, but your soul is lost!

Your face, a day destined, nine points to see the filter.

Every time I bravely take a step, God will be timely and generous for me, paving the next downhill road.

People are just fat and play, and you are ugly and serious.

You are not miserable, miserable people, no mobile phone.

Give your dream wings, you can't fly anywhere.

Other people's gold will always shine, and you, will always spend.

The reality is that you've been photographed dead on the beach before the waves start.

Say in front of the mirror every day that you are great, and soon the mirror will become a great mirror.

I always think that we should take a step back, but I didn't expect to be defeated.

Yuelao, please draw the red line for me next time, can you change it into steel wire? Red line old TM broken.

Wish to have a heart, so as to avoid old blind date.

I don't want to read, mainly because there is no one to feed the cattle, pigs and sheep at home.

Buy a globe on holiday. The world is so big that you can not only look at it, but also turn around.

To make girls cry is a very seedless thing, and to make boys cry is a big deal.

Heart is higher than heaven, life is thinner than paper.

Bill Gates suspended school to start a business and became the richest man in the world.

Others worry about how to make money, but I worry about how to spend it. How can I spend 20 yuan until the 10th of next month?

Don't look at my indifference to you at ordinary times. In fact, I look forward to your accident every day in private!

I tried to be an interesting person, but then I deviated and became a teaser.

I always think that we should take a step back, but I didn't expect to be defeated.

When you encounter difficulties, you can't remember it the next day.

Lose weight this matter, reduce fast, rebound fast, reduce slowly, give up fast.

Seeing others walking on the road to success, you ask yourself, don't you want to be a stumbling block on his way to success?

In the past, I didn't know anything except reading, but now I know everything except reading.

If a woman wants to please himself, a man should be poor!

I set up a plan for the holiday. Half of the summer vacation is over. I only finished P because of LAN.

I was poor before I was 38, but after that, I will get used to it!

Don't wear headphones when crossing the road. In case of being hit by a car, the earphone will be broken?

Why quarrel? Can't you sit down calmly and slap each other?

There is no ridge that can not be turned over in life, only the ridge that can not be turned over.

More lonely than a person eating hot pot is, a person, no money to eat hot pot.

People say that I can't help the mud on the wall, but why should I go up to the wall? Is it uncomfortable to lie on the ground?

It's good to go to bed early and get up early, but it's really good to go to bed late and get up late.

If you can't get rich overnight, two nights is OK, and three nights is not enough for me.

You think your boyfriend is a cash machine, but it turns out that there are ten machines and nine and a half are deposit machines.

Don't set the bank card password as your girlfriend's birthday, or you'll have to change it.

It's not that you don't care, it's that they don't care.

The boss who talks with you about money is a good person. If you talk about your ideal, you don't want to give you money!

You said ice is sleeping water, I only remember fart is excrement sigh.

If you don't cherish me, then after this village, I will wait for you in the next village.

You can't always stare at the screen of your mobile phone. You should look up from time to time to see where your boss is.

People of the older generation often tell us that when we are young, we should eat more bitterness, so that we can get used to it when we are old!

Come back with me. I'll send you my wedding invitation.

Even if you charge for two hours, no one will talk to you for five minutes.

No one can make you give up your dream. If you try, you will give up.

Don't lose weight. You're ugly not only because you're fat.

People of the older generation often tell us that when we are young, we should eat more bitterness, so that we can get used to it when we are old!

You don't have nothing. You're still sick!

Ugliness doesn't matter. Let others understand with your manners: you are still a person without connotation.

If everyone understands you, you have to be ordinary!

When you don't have money, it's a curse to hear people say congratulations on a long life.

When you encounter difficulties, you can't remember it the next day.

After living for so many years, I still don't understand one thing. Why should the hook be hanged?

When I was young and left home, I learned a lot of Sao Hua.

I am ugly, is to reduce the image quality and improve performance, why my life is still so card?

Look forward to the cold of autumn, no matter what, forget to wear the cold pants.

Show the best show at noon, because sooner or later there will be retribution.

My head is not empty. I'm a man who wants to do great things. It's just the beginning of chaos.

It doesn't matter if you can't lose weight after a week of exercise, because you can't lose weight after ten weeks of exercise.

The blessings and single digit red envelopes are soulless.

Horses keep their hooves, you keep their mouths.

This year, which has not broken up the love, only does not hurt the hand Libai. You have to be open-minded.

If you think that all around you are flies, you may be a piece of shit.

The rich man's DINK is called Dink, and the poor man's DINK is called "no son and no son".

Age is not a problem, height is not distance, no money who likes you?

Doing political papers is the time when I lie the most in my life.

Difficulties are like springs. When you are weak, they are strong. If you are strong, they are stronger.

More lonely than a person eating hot pot is, a person, no money to eat hot pot.

When the salted fish has a dream, it will become a salted fish with a dream.

Forget the previous unhappy, because the future will be more unhappy.

Three views are useless. You have to rely on your facial features!

Intermittent complacency, continuous mixed eating and death.

The noise in the day is too noisy to wake up, and the night is too quiet to sleep.

To you, removing makeup is also called money laundering.

People still have to have a dream, even if it is salty fish, also want to do the saltiest one.

The most collapse of the exam is to see a problem, vaguely remember the teacher said, but clearly remember I did not listen to.

I used to think that people who depend on relationships must be very incompetent. After contacting them, I found that they were all better than me.

If you want to buy a Porsche Cayenne, please tell me where your money comes from!

Who said money can't buy time, network management will continue for another two hours.

I used to go to school with money, but now I work, I'm making money.

Salted fish turn over to get a thorough sun exposure. You turn over because your hands are numb.

As long as it's a stone, it doesn't shine anywhere.

I have nothing from once, to now penniless.

What about being short, kid? Raise your head and let them know that you are not only short, but also ugly!

People still have to have a dream, even if it is salty fish, also want to do the saltiest one.

You've suffered the most serious injury in playing football. It's your girlfriend who comes to the court to feed water to your opponent!

In order to prevent me from spending money again this month, I spent all my money ahead of time.

No one can make you give up your dream. If you try, you will give up.

Success is like a ghost, only others have met it.

God is full of wisdom to the world, but you have an umbrella.

To you, removing makeup is also called money laundering.

You can't buy happiness with money because you don't have money at all.

Please don't call me housewife, please call me Madame Curie.

If you can't be angry, don't be angry. If you can't swear, you can do it directly.

Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately, in the end it killed all the students.

Earning money is a kind of ability, spending money is a kind of technology. My ability is limited, but my skill is very high.

No one cares how high you fly, but there are a group of people waiting to see how miserable you fall.

When you encounter difficulties, you can't remember it the next day.

I always think that we should take a step back, but I didn't expect to be defeated.

In fact, you also have super ability, how to reduce the ability not to be thin.

If a person seconds back to you, it can only show that he is just playing with the mobile phone.

Life is six big characters, no matter how.

I have nothing from once, to now penniless.

If you are good at it, you can do it one line at a time.

Every time I see you wearing silk stockings, I have an indescribable feeling, that is, radish wrapped in plastic wrap.

He was pulled out before he had time to get involved.

When I was a child, I hated eating and sleeping. Now I think it's cheap.

I was taught not to spend money indiscriminately since I was a child. When I grew up, I found out how to spend money without money at all?

The farther the poem and the distance, the dirtier it is. The more stupid the horse is riding with dream!

You must laugh, or you won't know how many crow's feet you have.

Don't think the world has abandoned you, the world has no time to pay attention to you!

No matter what kind of alienation we become in the end, a red envelope can go back to the beginning.

You're not so insecure, because no money is the safest.

What about hair loss? Eat a healthy diet and keep a good attitude so that you can accept this fact.

Wu Zetian proved that success has nothing to do with gender. You have proved that success has nothing to do with you.

Rich people are close to me, rich people are far away from me!

If you don't do something useless, why do you have a long life?

Try and fail, it doesn't matter, try again will fail better.

When you feel ugly and poor, don't be sad. At least your judgment is correct.

Where to see the best scenery on National Day? The answer is, circle of friends.

When comforting others, I just want to find a rope.

Most afraid of your life mediocrity, but also comfort themselves that ordinary valuable.

The world laughs at me for being crazy. I laugh at how quickly the world can see it.

If you are ugly, you should keep fit, so that you can beat others when they say you are ugly.

Horses keep their hooves, you keep their mouths.

Live a good life. There will be new attacks every day.

You have to believe that tomorrow, will be better, better abuse you into a dog.

Time is money. Am I wasting time? No, I'm just showing off my wealth!

Don't say no one to accompany you to the end of the world, can you find someone to accompany you to drink snowflake?

Your lover is a hero. He will ride on colorful auspicious clouds and go to the Internet bar to eat chicken every day.

Don't stay up too late. Staying up late will hurt your cell phone.

Although you learn slowly, but you, give up quickly.

May you have wine, meat and girls in the future. Girls are ugly.

I hope some things can be solved by myself, not by myself, but by myself.

Those who can't go are called far away, those who can't go back are called hometown.

Thanks to the people who knocked me down on the road before, because it's really comfortable to lie down.

When you feel that life is unfair to you, weigh yourself and look in the mirror, you will feel that everything is reasonable.

Be prepared so that when the opportunity comes, you can skillfully avoid it.

Where there is a long way to go, wave is a person walking tea cool.

Do anything must persist, always let you see, the day of failure.

You get a lot of money, but you also lose a lot of things, such as worry.

There are no unsolvable problems, but there are endless problems.

I haven't been to your city, but I've painted your question.

We work very hard to live like ordinary people.

It's not how many backstage you have, but how many people you can be!

Poverty is only temporary, as long as you work hard, you will find that you gradually get used to it.

Life is not like this or that. In short, it won't be what you think.

Don't stay up too late. Staying up late will hurt your cell phone.

Only through hard work can we know that the gap in IQ is insurmountable.

I go to work to make money, don't talk about my ideal, my ideal is not to work.

Distance produces not beauty, but the third.

In the last month, there have been thirty days that have been very rough.

Why can you live like a mental handicap, and I can't.

Before I met you, my world was black and white. After I met you, it was all black.

After so long efforts, if you have a little talent, it's time to show some signs of success.

It's not how many backstage you have, but how many people you can be!

I don't want to get married and have children, which is my consciousness as a poor man.

It's time for all contradictions to be solved with the four words "big new year's".

Life, began to put pickled peppers on my chicken paws!

It's said that money is a son of a bitch, but he looks really good.

If life deceives you, don't be sad, don't be anxious, life will continue to deceive you.

Although the brain and intestines look very similar, but you can't always use to hold shit!

Learning makes people happy, but not learning makes people happier.

Fame is like a fart. It's not enough to make a sound. It will stink for some time.

You said ice is sleeping water, I only remember fart is excrement sigh.

Don't get up if you hit the ground. Anyway, you will be beaten to the ground!

Every time I see you wearing silk stockings, I have an indescribable feeling, that is, radish wrapped in plastic wrap.

You get a lot of money, but you also lose a lot of things, such as worry.

As long as it's a stone, it doesn't shine anywhere.

Although you can no longer grow tall, but you can continue to gain weight.

If you can't be angry, don't be angry. If you can't swear, you can do it directly.

Nothing can defeat you, because you have never succeeded.

Looking for her thousands of times in the crowd, suddenly looking back, that person still despises me.

Don't ask me what to do if I fail. Speak as if you succeeded.

Don't look at others on the surface, everything is going well, in fact, they also have a smooth flow behind their backs.

Welcome the God of wealth on the fifth day of the first month. It's all about the rich. Wash and sleep.

If life deceives you, don't worry - take out your beauty camera and cheat life.

The world laughs at me for being crazy. I laugh at how quickly the world can see it.

Women pretend to be in love to maintain love, while men pretend to be in love to achieve climax.

Poverty is only temporary, as long as you work hard, you will find that you gradually get used to it.

You've changed all not necessarily into certain No.

This is the worst year of the past decade, and the good news is that this year is the best year in the next decade.

What do you want to take away from your alma mater? What I want to take away from my alma mater is my tuition.

Don't talk about leaving everything to time. Time is too lazy to clean up your mess.

Only when you eat bitterly, can you know how hard it is.

In a taxi crazy fart, can greatly reduce the probability of the driver taking you detour.

Follow your heart.

Finally, I got used to my appearance, cut my hair, and changed my ugly method.

I know years will smooth my edges and corners, but did not expect, is to rub me on the ground.

Life will make you suffer for a while. After you adapt, you will suffer for a lifetime.

You get a lot of money, but you also lose a lot of things, such as worry.

Although I learn slowly, but I give up quickly!

The night never treats those who go to bed late. It will give you black eyes and a body about to die suddenly.

Rich people are worried about taxes, and you just don't sleep enough!

Once I wanted to be a special person. Now I succeed. I am very sad and helpless now.

Skillfully using, none of my business and none of your business, can save 80% of your life time.

When life pressure you can't breathe, you must straighten your back so that you can't look bad when you are crushed to death.

Do you think today is the worst day? Tomorrow will change your mind.

What about being short, kid? Raise your head and let them know that you are not only short, but also ugly!

Don't set the bank card password as your girlfriend's birthday, or you'll have to change it.

Don't stay up too late. Staying up late will hurt your cell phone.

What can be solved with money is not a problem, but how to have money is your biggest problem.

You must have been a plastic bag in your previous life. You can still hold it.

18-year-old do not use any cosmetics, 28-year-old no cosmetics.

You say you are ugly. I think you are not only ugly, but also tell the truth.

You will never know which friend of yours will become the next wechat business.

As long as you persevere, those who laugh at you will be killed by you sooner or later.

I have made a very risky investment. If I succeed, I can earn several hundred million yuan. If I fail, I will lose all my money.

You can only pretend to be a pig.

This age will sing in your ears, like your body will send you bags, only mosquitoes.

It is better to have the same beauty than to be ugly.

You're a sugar cane man. It's sweet at the beginning, and it's all dregs in the back.

When you doubt life, this is your life.

If you don't go crazy, you'll get old faster.

You're either very hard-working or very smart to live a mediocre life.

Difficulties may be late, but never absent.

Today's girls, if they don't work hard, will be arrested to get married and have a second child.

Do you think today is the worst day? Tomorrow will change your mind.

Poverty is not terrible. What's terrible is that I am the poorest person.

If eating fish can replenish your brain, you should eat at least one whale.

Your sister is a good girl. She has shared a lot for your mother.

Some things are not that I don't care, but I care, what can I do?

There is always a death, either poor death or heart death.

Wishful thinking can thin words, I may have now, only soul.

Others use famous brand bags, but you can only use expression bags.

Although you are tired of moving bricks, you are really handsome when you charge money.

Can money buy happiness? No, money itself is happiness!

Live a good life. There will be new attacks every day.

Don't say you are nothing, stay up late to play mobile phone, you are a good hand.

Rich people are close to me, rich people are far away from me!

Tell me when you don't have money. Let me know that I'm not the only one.

Only when you eat bitterly, can you know how hard it is.

Feelings can be run in, the premise is, look at the face.

I wanted to enjoy life and found it hard to survive.

You will be fat sooner or later.

Time will save you enough disappointment and tell you not to thank.

The idea of eating food is to eat more if it is delicious, and to eat more if it is not delicious.

It's called beauty when others show their legs. If you show your legs, you want to be hated.

If time can go back, it must be, you are dreaming.

When you are old and can't walk, I use my wheelchair to push you to the square every day to let you watch me dance with other old men.

Be modest, listen to others' opinions and write down their names.

Some young people create their high-end income image through high-end consumption.

If you really want to do a good job, the world will stand in your way.

Go out and walk while you are young, or you won't know how wonderful it is to stay at home.

It doesn't matter if you can't lose weight after a week of exercise, because you can't lose weight after ten weeks of exercise.

It's not hard to be a good man for a day, but a rich man for a lifetime.

The way you try to talk to him is like a shopping guide in the mall.

I'm born to be useful if you're born with it.

You are always so stingy. You have damaged several doors.

Wish to have a heart, so as to avoid old blind date.

I feel that in my life, the most affectionate gaze has been given to the mobile phone.

Your sister is a good girl. She has shared a lot for your mother.

I used to be young, but now my youth is gone, and there is only one.

My principle, only three words, to see the mood.

In the world, everything can be done, except math problems.

When we were young, we were all very happy, because at that time, we were not so obviously ugly and poor.

You can't always look at what you don't have. Look more at what you have. Forget it. Close your eyes.

In fact, fate, really does not like to joke with you, it is very serious to kill you.

If the word "give up" appears in your mind, be sure to tell yourself firmly: you have nothing, where can you give up?

Do you want to thin into a lightning bolt? The average width of lightning is five meters.

The Buddha always gives me a kick every time I cram.

No, I can't cross the ridge, only can't cross the ridge.

If you have a loss, do not drink water, or you will become dirty.

The difference between a man and a pig is that a pig is always a pig, while a man is sometimes not a man.

All the people who complain about social injustice and system translate into one sentence: please give me money, women and social status.

Iron body, magnet hit bed.

Don't think you are abandoned by the world, but the world has no time to pay attention to you.

Success can be copied, but for you, paste is forbidden here.

I summoned up the courage to face the reality, but found that courage, really just gas.

He likes you to be plain and beautiful.

When the boss uses you, you are a talent. When you don't, you become a layoff!

The prince took the size 43 crystal shoe that he had left behind and fell into meditation.

They laugh at my ugliness, and I laugh at what they say.

I used to be poor but happy. Now it's different from the past, not only poor but also unhappy.

When I was a child, I hated eating and sleeping. Now I think it's cheap.

If marriage is the grave of love, the annual anniversary celebration is a grave sweeping.

Primary school English level support to now, more and more powerless.

The disappointment has never failed me, every time I really let me down.

Give your dream wings, you can't fly anywhere.

Put down your mobile phone and go out for a walk. In the end, you will find that the mobile phone is still interesting.

Don't always scold others, you are not as good as them.

You're a shredded potato. It's earthy and funny, and you're a loser.

What can you do to let go of your dignity and be humble? Copy work.

Don't put your eyes on the mobile phone for too long, experts have said that the phone will run out of power.

Don't think you are abandoned by the world, but the world has no time to pay attention to you.

The rich man's DINK is called Dink, and the poor man's DINK is called "no son and no son".

If there is money in the world that can't be done, we can certainly do it with more money.

Women conquer men with stockings, men conquer banks with stockings.

He likes you to be plain and beautiful.

The most beautiful word in the world is not that I love you, but that your tumor is benign!

There are things or people that you can't do without money. You have to have a lot of money.

Do anything must persist, always let you see, the day of failure.

The child is either stupid or not learning in the right way. Is it stupid to find the wrong way to learn?

If you don't leave, I will die.

In fact, what you hate is not square dancing, but square dancing aunts.

Every time I kill a dog, I am a scholar.

Don't be too confident. You may have believed in the wrong person.

360 lines, each line out of bug.

It is the least respect for winter to put autumn clothes into autumn trousers and cotton socks.

I believe you will not be knocked down by life, because your weight, more than life expected.

Beautiful leather bag 3000 one night, interesting soul wants car and room.

There is no you can't imagine, only you can't do

You can't break a broken jar. You have to smash it!

Some people are good-looking, some people are ugly, and you are very ugly.

The Spring Festival holiday is coming to an end. It's time to take heart and prepare for May Day.

After ten years of continuous efforts and struggle, I finally changed from ignorant youth to ignorant youth.

You must have been a plastic bag in your previous life. You can still hold it.

As long as I work hard, there's nothing I can't screw up.

Young people, it's nothing to have no money now, and there will be many days without money in the future.

Failure is not terrible, but you still believe it.

He once dreamed of walking around the world with a sword. Because he was too fat, he cancelled the original plan.

Life is six big characters, no matter how.

Don't think the world has abandoned you, the world has no time to pay attention to you!

Why do Chinese people have to choose a good day to get married? Because it's hard to live a good life after marriage!

In the face of difficulties, if you persist for a while, you will get used to it.

Don't think the world without you, no difference, without you, the earth will rotate faster.

Remember to smile when you encounter lightning, because it is the sky taking pictures for you.

As long as it's a stone, it doesn't shine anywhere.

Life is like a dream, I have insomnia, life is like a play, I go through the gang, life is like a song, I am out of tune.

If you can't bear it, you can bear it again.

If you've had a rough life in the first half of your life, don't worry too much, you'll get used to it in the second half.

You're a shredded potato. It's earthy and funny, and you're a loser.

It doesn't matter if you are poor. What matters is more than one.

It's better not to talk and look like a fool than to open your mouth to prove that you are.

If you want to be beautiful, you should sleep more. If you are sleepy, you will feel beautiful.

In the last month, there have been thirty days that have been very rough.

You don't know how to arrange your life. There will be many people to help you arrange what they need you to do.

If you have difficulties, you should help if you have no difficulties.

Life is like a phone call, either you hang up or I hang up first.

You give grass a little love, grass also you a piece of green!

Who said money can't buy time, network management will continue for another two hours.

I haven't been to your city, but I've painted your question.

After breaking through the bottleneck, it was found that there was still a bottle cap.

I don't want to get married and have children, which is my consciousness as a poor man.

It's not that you don't care, it's that they don't care.

Learning makes people happy, but not learning makes people happier.

If you can't be angry, don't be angry. If you can't swear, you can do it directly.

If you work harder, you'll get more blows.

I want to live in your heart, only to find that it is a community, there are many neighbors.

Think well is the illusion, seriously do also have no future.

God is full of wisdom to the world, but you have an umbrella.

If you have any unhappiness, just sleep for a while. Nothing can't be solved by sleeping once. If there is, sleep back.

No one is afraid of anything. I have a partner. I have never won chess.

If you fall, find a comfortable position on your stomach.

If you think you are busy becoming a dog every day, it must be your illusion. Dogs must be less busy than you.

Gold always shines, but you are just a piece of fat.

The only fair thing in the world is that we all die.

You have to believe that tomorrow, will be better, better abuse you into a dog.

If the world doesn't want you, remember to come to me. I know several traffickers.

Food is generally more kind, because every day only want to eat, there is no time to calculate others.

Pretending to be forced is just a moment. It's eternal if you don't want to face.

If you don't smile, you'll be lucky if you don't smile!

Nine out of ten things in life are unhappy, and the remaining one or two are even worse!

You've been home early these two days. Recently, many pigs have been stolen. I'm afraid you'll have an accident.

If you become a spare tire, please forget that you are also a jack.

If two people quarrel, beating him can't solve the problem, but it's a relief.

You are always so stingy. You have damaged several doors.

It doesn't matter if you can't lose weight after a week of exercise, because you can't lose weight after ten weeks of exercise.

To start a business, you should have a common mind, because it always goes up and down.

The handsome ones are all handsome, the ugly ones are like shoveling excrement when playing golf.

After a period of suffering, others are happy after suffering, but you are just suffering.

Non toxic body carrying the toxic vaccine, you are educating me to be strong since childhood!

Skillfully using, none of my business and none of your business, can save 80% of your life time.

As long as I eat fast enough, I can't catch up with my weight!

If you have difficulties, you should help if you have no difficulties.

You can't afford a good-looking skin bag, and an interesting soul can't look up to you.

I lie in bed looking at the ceiling, thinking about the ceiling where I work, just someone else's floor.

It's true that Feng Shui turns around, but if you're on the axis, it's embarrassing.

Thanks to the people who knocked me down on the road before, because it's really comfortable to lie down.

What do you kick me for?

Are you in love? Let's just say there's no such thing. You can cleverly cover up facts that didn't exist in the past.

Non toxic body carrying the toxic vaccine, you are educating me to be strong since childhood!

A single man is called a single dog, while a single woman is called a dog.

Despair is not in a certain moment, but in every moment.

No one laughs at your dreams, they just laugh at your strength.

When you meet a girl you like, you should be brave enough to say it. Only when you take the initiative can you know that she has her own flower.

If you don't go crazy, you'll get old faster.

It's better to look for a partner. You have to make an excuse for no one likes you.

No one is afraid of anything. I have a partner. I have never won chess.

You are so good at comforting others. You must have spent many days comforting yourself.

Don't talk about leaving everything to time. Time is too lazy to clean up your mess.

Weight loss is to prove to mom, not only fat can not find the object, thin also can not find!

If you are good at it, you can do it one line at a time.

If you have a loss, do not drink water, or you will become dirty.

I'm an animal when I'm undressed. I'm an animal in clothes.

Are you in love? As long as we say that there is no present, we can cover up the fact that we didn't have it in the past.

If you don't play with your mobile phone one day, you won't die. Your life is still there, but your soul is lost!

Don't be too confident. You may have believed in the wrong person.

Finally won 5 million, when the prize, smile wake up.

I have made a very risky investment. If I succeed, I can earn several hundred million yuan. If I fail, I will lose all my money.

Do things must consider the feelings of others, do not let them too happy.

If you are lazy with me, you will lose because I am too lazy to compare with you.

I summoned up the courage to face the reality, but found that courage, really just gas.

I hate flatterers most in my life. It seems that I can't be a man when I am with them.

You will be fat sooner or later.

Three views are useless. You have to rely on your facial features!

To you, removing makeup is also called money laundering.

The fate of thousands of miles to meet, but not fate also save phone charges.

I thought tomorrow would be better, and then I looked forward to it every day.

Life is not only about the present, but also about poems and distant places.

You're not incompetent. You just don't have the right to choose.

I found that I can coax a girl to sleep. As soon as I send a message, the girl says I'm going to bed.

I thought we could go to the end together. Who knows, you have to take a taxi after two steps.

Look forward to the cold of autumn, no matter what, forget to wear the cold pants.

You work so hard every day and endure so much loneliness and pain. But I don't see how good you are!

Other people's bodies are full of talent, your body is full of pearl milk tea.

If you don't have to blush, can I borrow some money.

One day you will meet a girl who doesn't want your house or your car, and she doesn't want you either.

Recently I got rid of the bad habit of staying up all night.

Sometimes, if you make up your mind to do something, the world will hold you back.

There are no unsolvable problems, but there are endless problems.

You work so hard every day and endure so much loneliness and pain. But I don't see how good you are!

Don't bow to fate easily, because you will see fat when you bow down.

If you don't play with your mobile phone one day, you won't die. Your life is still there, but your soul is lost!

There is no obstacle in life, only one ridge after another.

The reality is that you've been photographed dead on the beach before the waves start.

May you have wine, meat and girls in the future. Girls are ugly.

Whether you love your work or not, the work will be waiting for you there.

Never give up, once you start to give up, you will find very happy

A lazy man's clothes are small, and his salary is naturally cool.

If no one holds hands, I carry my pocket.

Soul chicken soup is a small dish for people who are used to eating abalone and shark's fin tripe. Diaosi thinks that drinking a bowl of chicken soup will improve nutrition in an all-round way?

To make girls cry is a very seedless thing, and to make boys cry is a big deal.

There are a lot of people who want to be assassinated.

You're a sugar cane man. It's sweet at the beginning, and it's all dregs in the back.

When you see me staring at you all the way, don't think I'm interested in you. I really can't see who you are.

The cost of living is like a big aunt. It comes once a month and disappears in a few days.

Put down your mobile phone and go out for a walk. In the end, you will find that the mobile phone is still interesting.

The girl who loves to laugh is not so bad, but the girl with bad luck can still laugh?

I'm going to see the parents of the other party tomorrow. It's very disturbing. After all, I beat their children first.

Those who have ulterior motives for you have intentions, after all.

Your stinky foot was bitten by a poisonous snake. After 6 hours of rescue, the snake was finally saved.

The starting point of others is the end point far away from you.

People who have really worked hard know that the gap in IQ is insurmountable.

Other people's girlfriends are going to get angry, and your girlfriend is still blowing.

Bill Gates suspended school to start a business and became the richest man in the world.

The noise in the day is too noisy to wake up, and the night is too quiet to sleep.

It's a pity to know you in such a big world.

In the morning, I look in the mirror and comfort myself that there is nothing worse than me.

The real warrior, dare to face the balance on the bank card, dare to face up to the number on the scale.

Poverty limits me so much, why not limit my weight?

There is no high cold people at all. It's not you who are warm!

The handsome ones are all handsome, the ugly ones are like shoveling excrement when playing golf.

If I have something that you don't like, please overcome it by yourself.

Secret love is that you build a castle for him in your heart, but he doesn't even want to enter the door.

If you look like a selfie, you don't have a boyfriend.

There is only one life, but there is more than one life threatening thing.

The one who looks good is called food, and the one who is not good-looking is called a bucket!

My biggest weakness is the lack of money.

When the history exam comes, history will be rewritten by me!

I can row without oars, I can sail without direction, because my whole life depends on waves.

Don't say you have nothing, you still have a debt.

Do things must consider the feelings of others, do not let them too happy.

I want to get to know you again, starting with your name. What's your name?

How to meet the storm without experiencing wind and rain.

You are not unprepared for everything. At least you are ready to fail.

In a taxi crazy fart, can greatly reduce the probability of the driver taking you detour.

The day will come down to the great responsibility of the people, must first painstakingly work their muscles and bones, and then the day changed his mind.

If eating fish can replenish your brain, you should eat at least one whale.

Every time I kill a dog, I am a scholar.

Everyone wanted to save the world, but no one helped mom wash the dishes.

I am ugly, is to reduce the image quality and improve performance, why my life is still so card?

Despair is not in a certain moment, but in every moment.

Don't bow your head, green hat will fall, don't cry, Lao Wang will laugh.

Cell phone fell so many times are OK, think or my height saved it.

Nothing lasts forever, but you can.

Others did not reply, continue to wait, you will wait until her circle of friends.

Failure is not terrible. What's terrible is that you still believe it.

So many years did not fall into the peach trap, rely on two words, no money.

Freedom has never been a matter of course, but a privilege that requires a very high cost.

Nine out of ten things in life are unhappy, and the remaining one or two are even worse!

Your vision is not only limited to your living environment, but also to your vision.

The deposit is negative, the house is rented, there is a bicycle, or shared.

Although you have never been abroad, you are jet lagged every day.

Just because in the crowd, one more look at you, you think I'm going to sit on your motorcycle.

When life pressure you can't breathe, you must straighten your back so that you can't look bad when you are crushed to death.

Along the way, you are willing to suffer a little bit, and there is no need to talk about many hardships.

Try to match up the students around you, so that you can reduce a sum of money.

Don't say you have nothing, you still have a debt.

Life is like water in a sponge. As long as you don't want to squeeze, it will evaporate one day.

You're either very hard-working or very smart to live a mediocre life.

If you want to be beautiful, you should sleep more. If you are sleepy, you will feel beautiful.

Although you look ugly, you want to be beautiful.

You get a lot of money, but you also lose a lot of things, such as worry.

If people decide to abandon themselves, they will be very happy.

I miss you so much, the first sentence is false, the second sentence is also false.

I work hard every day to prove to those who look down on me that they are right.

What you have now has never been yours, because you will lose it in the future.

You'd better not put me in my heart. I don't like places with many people.

One of the symptoms of mental breakdown is the belief that one's job is very important.

There must be new expectations every day, so as to have new disappointment.

You're down. There are thousands of people who can replace you.

If there is no pursuit, then, how relaxed

The cost of living is like a big aunt. It comes once a month and disappears in a few days.

You haven't viewed the world. Where does your world view come from?

Life is interesting. After all, I want to die for different reasons every day.

Nothing is happier than staying up late, except getting up late.

Young people don't always think about taking shortcuts, parents are the hard truth.

It is said that falling in love will affect learning. Does learning not affect love?

Heart is higher than heaven, life is thinner than paper.

You two seem to be a perfect match. The garbage sorting of Yuelao is quite up to standard.

I'm an animal when I'm undressed. I'm an animal in clothes.

They say that elder sister is beautiful. In fact, they are all made up.

If the loss is a blessing, then I may be as lucky as the East China Sea.

It's not because you see hope that you insist, but because you insist, you know there is no hope.

Don't put yourself too high, or you won't get down.

How much sorrow can you have, just like a group of eunuchs on the brothel.

The most brilliant smile in my life is probably dedicated to my mobile screen.

You can touch your whole body from top to bottom, which is the only station security inspector.

A friend of mine stopped complaining and began to work hard. Several years later, he was still like this bird.

Autumn is the harvest season. Other people's harvest is success and happiness, your harvest is to realize that not everyone will be successful and happy.

I never have a grudge. I usually get revenge on the spot.

If eating fish can replenish your brain, you should eat at least one whale.

Wearing white clothes to work doesn't mean you don't have to carry the black pot.

The loss of traditional culture is serious. Every ancient woman can write poems correctly, but modern women can only do it.

If others work hard, you will succeed. If you try hard, you will have food to eat.

The rich get married, but the poor see it.

Some of them have a shiny surface, and in fact, the stockings have slipped to the floor of their feet.

It's not necessarily the prince who rides the white horse, but also the Tang monk!

If Cinderella's shoes fit, they would not have fallen off. If the prince really loved Cinderella, he would not have known the girl who had danced with him all night.

There must be fog in front of the mountain, and the boat will sink naturally at the end of the bridge.

Want to fight? Mobile phone can be taken from your hand, even if it is struggling.

In life, many people like to make a fuss. In fact, there is no need to think about how to deal with a big problem.

I don't know the price of firewood and rice if I'm not in charge. I don't know how fat I am if I don't take pictures.

Your plan, like a snack, is a fart when you eat it.

When you feel that life is unfair to you, weigh yourself and look in the mirror, you will feel that everything is reasonable.

Especially can bear hardships these five words, I thought, I can only achieve the first four.

Try to match up the students around you, so that you can reduce a sum of money.

You have to work hard to live, because you have to work hard to know that you really can't.

I smile at the thought of you, my ugly face.

People say that I can't help the mud on the wall, but why should I go up to the wall? Is it uncomfortable to lie on the ground?

Show the best show at noon, because sooner or later there will be retribution.

People are not boring, but lazy to be interesting to you.

I really want to sell the house and travel around the world, but the landlord doesn't agree.

Feel your chest when you feel uncomfortable and tell yourself that you are a man and be strong.

In life, many people like to make a fuss. In fact, there is no need to think about how to deal with a big problem.

No one can make you give up your dream. If you try, you will give up.

People who are better than you are still working hard. What's the use of your efforts?

The blessings and single digit red envelopes are soulless.

Time is a butcher's knife, but he has no way to take ugly people.

Today's era, not belong to the Post-00, belongs to the cheeky!

You work so hard every day and endure so much loneliness and pain. But I don't see how good you are!

If you don't leave, I will die.

Nothing can defeat you, because you have never succeeded.

He once dreamed of walking around the world with a sword. Because he was too fat, he cancelled the original plan.

If you don't marry me after many years, then we'll be finished.

Your stinky foot was bitten by a poisonous snake. After 6 hours of rescue, the snake was finally saved.

Before doing the test, first think about the author's intention. I think he wants me to die.

You are sleepy every day because you are trapped in life.

In the past, the Chinese new year was meant to be lively, but now I want to be quiet.

I feel that in my life, the most affectionate gaze has been given to the mobile phone.

Everyone wants to go to heaven, but no one wants to die.

The world laughs at me for being crazy. I laugh at how quickly the world can see it.

Today's girls, if they don't work hard, will be arrested to get married and have a second child.

Life is not only the immediate pressure, but also the disaster behind it.

Dogs are man's best friends. However, dog's best friend is shite.

I thought tomorrow would be better, and then I looked forward to it every day.

I set up a plan for the holiday. Half of the summer vacation is over. I only finished P because of LAN.

If Cinderella's shoes fit, they would not have fallen off. If the prince really loved Cinderella, he would not have known the girl who had danced with him all night.

Those who can't go are called far away, those who can't go back are called hometown.

Don't talk about love at first sight, but it's just the color.

The only things you can get for nothing are age and fat.

Don't look at my indifference to you at ordinary times. In fact, I look forward to your accident every day in private!

A fool has a fool's fortune, but a fool B has no.

When I went to see a psychiatrist, the doctor said, "you don't have any depression. You're really miserable.".

When you don't have money, it's a curse to hear people say congratulations on a long life.

College students, you have to know, learning may not be able to harvest, but chopping hands can certainly receive goods.

The stupidest thing I ever did when I was a child was looking forward to growing up.

Which has what empathy heart, is all stands to speak not waist pain mouth.

Although you can no longer grow tall, but you can continue to gain weight.

Age is not a problem, height is not distance, no money who likes you?

Don't always dig out the heart and lung for people. Some people don't eat viscera.

Cell phone fell so many times are OK, think or my height saved it.

What is friendship? You've been mentally retarded for many years, and I'll never give up.

Do you want to thin into a lightning bolt? The average width of lightning is five meters.

I know that haste is not speed. I can't eat hot tofu in a hurry. How can you say I have procrastination?

You'd better not put me in my heart. I don't like places with many people.

Now the girls are too shameful, the neckline is so low, you can't see the career line

I used to have schizophrenia, but now we have recovered.

Birds of a feather flock together, and the rich get married.

There is no love or hatred for no reason in the world, but TM is fat for no reason!

When you need help most, only ghosts come to help you.

Those who look good may not be good people. They may also be fraud groups.

I really want to sell the house and travel around the world, but the landlord doesn't agree.

Iron body, magnet hit bed.

Rich people are close to me, rich people are far away from me!

I feel that in my life, the most affectionate gaze has been given to the mobile phone.

What do you like about me? I like you to stay away from me.

If you don't do something useless, why do you have a long life?

You have to work hard to live, because you have to work hard to know that you really can't.

What can you do to let go of your dignity and be humble? Copy work.

People think I don't have friends. In fact, I really don't have friends.

The only thing more terrible than loneliness is to be known that you are lonely.

If you're not happy with your money, you're spending it the wrong way.

My goal is to have a house at the age of 30. Now I'm halfway there. I'm 30 years old.

Those who don't make money say they are starting a business.

If you have difficulties, you should help if you have no difficulties.

Sometimes people are cold to you, it may not be your problem. Maybe he just doesn't like ugliness.

Even if you go to bed late, the people who won't look for you will not look for you!

For the poor, if life is not tired, it is not called life!

If you are ugly, you should keep fit, so that you can beat others when they say you are ugly.

If you like a girl, you should study hard, find a good job and make a lot of money. When she gets married, you can give more money.

The boss said that as long as we work hard, he can change Maserati next year.

Fame is like a fart. It's not enough to make a sound. It will stink for some time.

Even if you charge for two hours, no one will talk to you for five minutes.

I wanted to enjoy life and found it hard to survive.

Sometimes, if you make up your mind to do something, the world will hold you back.

Give a lipstick to the girl you like. At least when she kisses others, she has your sense of participation.

Pinch your fingers and you're going to break up.

If I have something that you don't like, please overcome it by yourself.

If you don't leave, I will die.

If you don't try to ask, how do you know that you are not the result of your parents' contraceptive failure?

When I was young, I thought money was everything. Now I know when I am old, it's true.

Sharing weal and woe with you, who are you?

If two people quarrel, beating him can't solve the problem, but it's a relief.

Don't care what others think of you. If you care, others don't look up to you.

What is the biggest shame in life? Cheating in the exam still failed.

Tomb Sweeping Day, you should go back to your school to sweep the grave, because there buried your youth.

Life is like a dream, I have insomnia, life is like a play, I go through the gang, life is like a song, I am out of tune.

There is no love or hatred for no reason in the world, but TM is fat for no reason!

Go to bed early, because the person you like is already sleeping with others.

Don't give up your dream, keep sleeping!

A friend of mine stopped complaining and began to work hard. Several years later, he was still like this bird.

There is no ridge that can not be turned over in life, only the ridge that can not be turned over.

We agreed to go to the white head together, but you secretly baked oil.

Poverty limits me so much, why not limit my weight?

Birds of a feather flock together, and the rich get married.

Tomb Sweeping Day, you should go back to your school to sweep the grave, because there buried your youth.

Every woman is looking for a man and finally finds out that the most masculine is herself.

I want to fall in love early, but it's too late

If we don't owe each other, how can we meet again.

Studies have shown that people who smoke and drink alcohol all year round have a lower risk of Alzheimer's disease, because the probability of premature death is higher.

When life pressure you can't breathe, you must straighten your back so that you can't look bad when you are crushed to death.

Only those who have worked hard know how important the background is!

As long as I eat fast enough, I can't catch up with my weight!

If you think from the perspective of others, one day you will find that you have lost yourself.

Who says you don't have true love, trouble is with you.

If you want to buy a Porsche Cayenne, please tell me where your money comes from!

Others did not reply, continue to wait, you will wait until her circle of friends.

Don't think you are abandoned by the world, but the world has no time to pay attention to you.

If you can't be angry, don't be angry. If you can't swear, you can do it directly.

Once in a while, I still have to go out for a walk before I know how comfortable I am in bed.

It is said that falling in love will affect learning. Does learning not affect love?

Think well is the illusion, seriously do also have no future.

Food is generally more kind, because every day only want to eat, there is no time to calculate others.

Even if I scold you at ordinary times, I have to wait for me to beat you before I know that I have both literature and martial arts.

Save a year of dandruff, just to give you snow.

Running with the wind, freedom is the direction, but forget the short legs, no strength.

Only when there is a long line in the station can we really realize that we are the descendants of the dragon.

You can't buy happiness with money because you don't have money at all.

All of today's things are just passing away. From tomorrow on, you will be nothing.

I used to go to school with money, but now I work, I'm making money.

People are not boring, but lazy to be interesting to you.

A girl's introduction: female rascal in thought, good girl in life. However, it gives me the feeling that it is a smart ugly force.

You're either very hard-working or very smart to live a mediocre life.

The Spring Festival holiday is coming to an end. It's time to take heart and prepare for May Day.

Fat people don't starve to death. They die of starvation.

Twenty years ago, those silly children who ate little raccoon still couldn't collect the five blessings.

There is nothing that money can't solve. If there is, it's that you don't have enough money.

Like a person to express their love, in case, become a spare tire?

Welcome the God of wealth on the fifth day of the first month. It's all about the rich. Wash and sleep.

Seeing others walking on the road to success, you ask yourself, don't you want to be a stumbling block on his way to success?

The cost of living is like a big aunt. It comes once a month and disappears in a few days.

It's not that people look down on you, it's just that they can't see you.

Where are you stuck in the National Day?

For the first time in life, most of them start from writing a composition.

People need to work hard, after trying hard, you will find that you are really ordinary.

In the past, the Chinese new year was meant to be lively, but now I want to be quiet.

No one is afraid of anything. I have a partner. I have never won chess.

If time can go back, it must be, you are dreaming.

I can't solve anything that can be solved with money.

Give a lipstick to the girl you like. At least when she kisses others, she has your sense of participation.

56 nationalities, 55 bonus points.

Don't bow to fate easily, because you will see fat when you bow down.

You have to believe that tomorrow, will be better, better abuse you into a dog.

Nothing but the place.

If I have something that you don't like, please overcome it by yourself.

Every time I see you wearing silk stockings, I have an indescribable feeling, that is, radish wrapped in plastic wrap.

Now the girls are too shameful, the neckline is so low, you can't see the career line

The blessings and single digit red envelopes are soulless.

I make friends, never care if he has money, anyway, I am not poor.

It's the vending machine that leaves you a light in the middle of the night.

The dream still has to have, in case the next life has come true?

Many people feel that they are too tired to live. In fact, they may just sleep too late.

The noise in the day is too noisy to wake up, and the night is too quiet to sleep.

Although I can't come to a trip, I have a constitution of being fat.

You used to be my sun, my whole world, now think of it as a ball.

It doesn't matter if the melon is sweet or not, as long as it can quench your thirst.

The real warrior, dare to face the balance on the bank card, dare to face up to the number on the scale.