Don't think you have nothing, at least you are ugly!
The money for buying a house has not been saved yet, so we will start to save money for buying graves.
The right ear should be used when listening to the results, because the left ear is close to the heart, which may lead to sudden death.
As long as you choose the right direction in life, you will succeed easily. Let's congratulate you on the easy way.
If you suffer, don't drink water, or you will become dirty.
Those who look good may not be good people, but may be fraud groups.
The salted fish turns over to get a thorough sun. You turn over because your hands are numb.
It's true that geomancy turns, but you are on the axis, which is very embarrassing.
Don't you fight? How do you know how incompetent you are.
Nothing can defeat you, because you have never succeeded.
Someone saved your number to call you. I'm different. I don't want to answer it.
I made a plan for the holiday, and only finished P after half the summer vacation because of the lan.
Bill Gates dropped out of school and started his own business, becoming the richest man in the world.
It is nothing but good.
The boss who talks about money with you is a good man. He who talks about ideals with you doesn't want to give you money!
I think there must be many people who love me secretly, because no one has spoken to me for so many years!
Stupidity is not so terrible. After all, jellyfish have no brains and have lived for 600 million years.
Another day has passed, how is it? Is the dream more distant?
Don't lose heart. There are as many beautiful girls as there are stars in the sky, but you can't see them.
After ten years of continuous efforts and struggle, I finally changed from an ignorant youth to an ignorant youth.
If the world doesn't want you, remember to come to me. I know several traffickers.
I don't want to raise a dog or a cat. I just want to raise you. After all, raising a pig can make you rich.
Do you think you are Cinderella? Please don't dream, she is the daughter of the count.
Wake up, this is not a funeral, but a normal performance of having no money and sex life.
Every day, I think about a question diligently. How can I get something without work?
As long as you persevere, those who laugh at you will be laughed to death sooner or later.
Every time I cram temporarily, the Buddha always gives me a kick.
From today on, I will be tortured by three aunts and eight aunts.
Gold always shines, but you are just fat.
As long as it is a stone, it will not shine anywhere.
Of course, money can't buy you happiness, but money will make you happy.
Why do you want to sleep at school? Because school is where dreams begin.
If I can lose weight through my wild imagination, I may have only my soul left now.
People often say, don't leave youth blank, so I blacken it!
Try to understand the people you hate, and you will find that the more you look at them, the more annoying they are.
Whether you are two or no two, two is there, no three no four.
If girls don't work hard, they will be arrested and married, and they will have a second child.
Your sister is a good girl and has shared a lot for your mother.
Since ancient times, deep love has always been popular.
When I eat dirt, I feel that beggars are happier than me.
I'm not the kind of person who would kill a man if he fell down. I just sealed the well.
Soul chicken soup is a small dish for people who are used to eating abalone, shark's fin and belly. Does the loser think that drinking a bowl of chicken soup will improve nutrition in an all-round way?
Your father must work very hard to make you look effortless.
I'm not afraid of being poor or ugly, or of being single?
As long as it is a stone, it will not shine anywhere.
If being rich is also a mistake, I would rather make mistakes again and again.
Can there be an echo in your memory?
Don't think you have nothing, at least you are ugly!
Do you think he likes you because he likes you? It's just a slip of hand.
It doesn't matter whether the twisted melon is sweet or not, as long as it can quench thirst.
You still have to have dreams. Otherwise, when you drink too much, what do you talk to people about?
Even if you sleep late, the person who will not find you will not find you!
God will not treat infatuated people unfairly, he is to die.
I have reached the legal age for marriage. When I went to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get the certificate, did my wife bring it or wait for them to send it?
It doesn't matter that you are short and poor now. You should believe that one day you will become short and poor
I wish to win a common heart, so as not to make old blind dates.
Stealing one person's idea is plagiarism, and stealing many people's idea is research.
Don't worry, everything is the worst arrangement.
There are no secret admirers, but there are many people who want to assassinate.
A horse never stops its hooves, and you never stop its mouth.
Staying up late is bad for your health. It is recommended to stay up all night.
Some people have a shiny surface, but in fact, the boat socks have slipped to the foot plate.
The FLAG set up in those years should be deleted by yourself, since no one remembers it anyway.
Losing weight is a big thing. Let me have enough food first, and then make a good plan.
Your smelly foot was bitten by a poisonous snake. After six hours of rescue, the snake finally came back.
Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately, it killed all the students in the end.
Your sister is a good girl and has shared a lot for your mother.
The premise of being cute is cute, not stupid.
Poetry and the distance are getting dirtier and dirtier, and dreams are becoming more and more silly!
Although life is rough, I never yield to fate! I usually bend my knees directly, Orz.
Even if it is salted fish, you are not the saltiest one.
Why do Chinese people have to choose a good day to get married? Because after getting married, there will be no good life!
I was poor, so the National Day at home, to avoid a festival.
Thin people can wear clothes out of stories, fat people can only wear accidents.
Your present life may not be what you want, but it is definitely your own.
When you play with your mobile phone for a long time, you should rest your eyes and look out of the window to think about why you are so poor.
The first thing is to sleep, stay up all night without rest and lose hair.
Sometimes you feel like an SB. Don't lose heart. At least you feel right.
I also want to be an elegant lady. It is life that has forced my mother into a shrew.
If money can't do something in the world, you can certainly do it with more money.
Those social elites who are admired by everyone are not as good as you think. But it must be much better than you.
Don't think you have nothing, at least you are ugly!
Life is like water in a sponge. As long as you don't want to squeeze it, it will evaporate one day.
Heart pricking? Does not exist! Where does the heart not pierce?
Rich, full of fat.
Your smelly foot was bitten by a poisonous snake. After six hours of rescue, the snake finally came back.
It doesn't matter if you are bitter now. As long as you are alive, something good will happen to others.
Poverty is not a state, but a normal state.
Why do girls have to compete with each other? After decades, they will all dance square dance together.
When I was a child, I hated eating and sleeping. Now I think it's really cheap.
It doesn't matter if you are bitter now. As long as you are alive, something good will happen to others.
The picture of my wife in my wallet is to remind myself how to lose the money in my wallet.
The aunt who spread pancakes said that she earned thirty thousand yuan a month, and you are not short of an egg.
I knew that time would smooth my edges and corners, but I didn't expect that it was to rub me on the ground.
My lover is an unparalleled hero. One day he will step on colorful clouds to marry others.
A girl who likes to laugh is not too unlucky, but can a girl who is unlucky still laugh?
You are not walking on the road of Niu B, but still walking on the road of pretending to be forced.
I miss you so much. The first sentence is false, and the second sentence is also false.
Single hair loss and no money, running into the elderly.
You must dare to love and hate to find your love and hate. Others really don't care.
It's said that the Ghost Gate is about to open in July. You are not alone at all.
What you have now is never yours, because you will lose it in the future.
Don't lose weight. You are ugly not only because you are fat.
If you like a girl, you should study hard to find a good job and earn a lot of money. When she gets married, you should pay more.
Although others seem to be doing well, they are actually doing well behind their backs.
Can there be an echo in your memory?
Don't bow to fate easily, because when you bow, you will see fat.
The beautiful collarbone is the same, and the interesting belly is bouncing around.
There are no unsolvable problems, but there are unsolvable problems.
There is less friendship and more reciprocity.
A person's longest love history is probably narcissism.
Give your favorite girl a lipstick. At least she has your sense of participation when kissing others.
In this final exam, I will tell you how many people there are in our grade.
You are my little apple, I hate you! I mean I really want to cut you.
If you don't marry me many years later, then we are really good enough.
When I make friends, I never care whether he has money or not. Anyway, he is not as poor as me.
Empress Wu has proved that success has nothing to do with gender, and you have proved that success has nothing to do with you.
Every time you spend money, you say your wallet is dripping blood, but your wallet has lost too much blood and died.
When a relative asked me about my grades, I asked him about his year-end bonus.
I really want to sell my house and travel around the world, but the landlord doesn't agree.
Don't say you are a single dog. In fact, you may not be as good as a dog
You work so hard every day and endure so much loneliness and pain. But I haven't seen how excellent you are!
Why quarrel? Can't you sit down calmly and slap each other?
I really envy your skin. How can you maintain it so thick?
Although I can't go on a trip, I have a physique of being fat.
If you don't leave, I will die.
Like a person is not hidden, even hidden in the wardrobe, or her husband will be found.
Don't feel that you have reached a low point at a young age, and you still have a lot of room for decline.
Becoming famous is like farting. It's not enough to make a noise, but it will be a long time.
Welcome the God of Wealth on the fifth day of the first month. It's all about the rich. Go to bed.
What do you want to take away from your alma mater? What I want to take away from my alma mater is my tuition.
For people like you, even if you stick two words of Tuhao on your face, others will read them in reverse.
Those social elites who are admired by everyone are not as good as you think. But it must be much better than you.
Is money really that important to you? I've been talking for more than three hours, and I haven't lowered a penny.
No objects yet? Would you like to introduce a good dog food.
Your vision is not limited to your living environment, but also to your vision.
A real warrior dares to face the balance on the bank card and the number on the scale.
No, you can't. Only you can't
Life is like water in a sponge. As long as you don't want to squeeze it, it will evaporate one day.
The dark night will never mistreat those who sleep late. It will give you dark circles under your eyes and a body that is about to die suddenly.
Most of the time, it is not work that consumes energy, but the people we meet at work.
You met love around the corner, but have you ever thought of each other? He met a ghost around the corner.
If you are unhappy, just go to sleep. There is nothing that cannot be solved by sleeping. If you are unhappy, just go back to sleep.
Everyone else has a background, but I only have my back.
The best time to show love is at noon, because there will be retribution sooner or later.
You can be as lazy as a pig, but not as lazy as a pig.
Like a person is not hidden, even hidden in the wardrobe, or her husband will be found.
Come on, boys! As long as you work hard, your boss will succeed.
I don't swear because I have strong practical ability.
Many times, optimistic attitude and nice words can't help you.
If you want to buy a Porsche Cayenne, please ask the friends who bought it, where did you get your money!
Heart is higher than sky, life is thinner than paper.
To be fully prepared is to avoid opportunities when they come.
The picture of my wife in my wallet is to remind myself how to lose the money in my wallet.
If my life is a movie, then you are a pop-up advertisement.
I don't swear because I have strong practical ability.
You can't have it both ways, but you can be poor and ugly.
In the face of difficulties, stick to it for a while, and you will get used to it.
The mistress is a good thing. She took away the dog that doesn't love you.
There was no chicken soup in the world. When the chicken died, it was made into chicken soup.
After thinking about salary comparison, forget it. I don't want to live.
After living for so many years, I have never understood one thing. Why did the hook hang?
It doesn't matter that you are short and poor now. You should believe that one day you will become short and poor
Life is not just a temporary muddle, but also an ex's wedding invitation, so it is very important to pull black.
I am ugly because I want to reduce the image quality and improve the performance. Why is my life still so stuck?
Ten out of ten are unhappy in life!
Since ancient times, deep love has always been popular.
Gold always shines, but you are just fat.
When you are in love, you will feel like taking drugs. When you break up, you will feel like giving up drugs.
If it can't be amazing, then it's so ugly!
Of course, money can't buy you happiness, but money will make you happy.
Would you like to be my sun? Then please keep 92955886 km with me.
As long as you choose the right direction in life, you will succeed easily. Let's congratulate you on the easy way.
I don't want to be stabbed in two directions, but I am often stabbed in two directions.
Please believe me, every word I say is nonsense!
What I said made you cry, please tell me, I say it again.
People who can afford to eat bird's nest have good skin.
After everyone's patient persuasion, I finally accepted the fact that I was a fool.
Nothing lasts forever, but you can.
The girls nowadays are so outrageous. They can't see the career line even though their neckline is so low
An angel will love you for me, so I will love others.
Don't complain about the miserable experience of the present, which is far from the future.
What can you do to lower your dignity? Copy homework.
Don't worry, as long as you keep going downhill, you will never be at the lowest point of life.
God has closed a door for you, and will add anti-theft locks and large bolts to it.
If you go out, you will be fat sooner or later.
May your troubles, like your hair, become less and less.
You just need to look at others, God has other plans for you.
The friendship between girls is like a plastic flower, which is fake but never withers.
Sharing weal and woe, you don't accompany, who are you?
Do you think it's better to bow to life? Life is about getting you down on your knees.
I'm not short, I'm just far from the sky.
The handsome kickers are handsome, and the ugly ones are like shovel shit when playing golf.
Before he had time to flirt, he was pulled out.
You can be an ox or a horse, but you should never be a Party B.
There was no way in the world. When there were more people walking, the teacher began to call the roll.
Emotion can be run in if you look at your face.
Many times you don't force yourself, you don't know, you still have the ability to mess things up!
If I can lose weight through my wild imagination, I may have only my soul left now.
I ate it quietly, just as I became fat quietly.
I have a dream, just a dream.
Don't ask me what to do if I fail. Say as if you have succeeded.
The child is either stupid or has a wrong way of learning. Isn't it stupid to find wrong learning methods?
What good habits have you adhered to in order to become beautiful? Insist on beauty.
I know it's wrong to waste time, but it's really enjoyable.
Your sister is a good girl and has shared a lot for your mother.
You are nothing, but one thing you do very well is daydreaming.
With a bullshit attitude, face the fucking life.
Running freely with the wind is the direction, but I forget that my legs are short and have no strength.
I can think of only the most accurate adjective for myself: plump.
There is nothing in the world that money can't solve. If there is, it's your lack of money.
You can't have it both ways, but you can be poor and ugly.
A lazy crowd wears small clothes, and their salary is naturally cool.
The rich man's DINK is DINK, and the poor man's DINK is called having no children.
Others are always shining gold, and you will spend it.
You are always so stingy. You have broken several doors.
Every day, I think about a question diligently. How can I get something without work?
Only when you ask for leave and deduct your salary can you feel your salary is high.
With you all the way, I am willing to suffer a little, and I will not talk about suffering a lot.
I hope that some things can be solved by myself, not by myself, but by myself.
There are two kinds of people who are the dumbest in the world, one is you, the other is like you.
Eat fish tonight. I think you are very picky.
In fact, you also have the ability to lose weight.
Nine out of ten things are unhappy in life, and the rest are even more unhappy!
Fat people don't starve to death. Hungry people are also fat people.
I want to live in your heart, only to find that it is a community with many neighbors.
Once the sea was dry and the rocks were crumbling, but it was not easy to get together and disperse.
Time is a butcher's knife, but he has no way to get ugly people.
When doing things, you must consider others' feelings and never make them too happy.
Those social elites who are admired by everyone are not as good as you think. But it must be much better than you.
The idea of eating is that you should eat more if it tastes good, and eat more if it doesn't taste good.
I only have eyes for you, because your big face makes me unable to see others.
Everyone praises you for your beauty. There are traces of PS.
Don't lose heart. There are as many beautiful girls as there are stars in the sky, but you can't see them.
Everyone praises you for your beauty. There are traces of PS.
When you feel ugly and poor, don't be sad, at least your judgment is correct.
You think that the prodigal son will not change his money when he returns. In fact, the prodigal son may just go ashore slowly.
The night has lifted the wine, the wine has lifted you, you have lifted me, and we have fallen into poverty.
Although I learn slowly, I give up quickly!
Don't think you have nothing, at least you are ugly!
If you like a girl, work hard to earn more money, and then pay more.
There are two kinds of people who are the dumbest in the world, one is you, the other is like you.
Do you know why beauties are so unlucky since ancient times? Because nobody cares how long an ugly person lives.
Your lover is an unparalleled hero. He rides colorful auspicious clouds to eat chicken in Internet cafes every day.
The stupidest thing I ever did as a child may be looking forward to growing up.
All those who complain about social injustice and system can only be translated into one sentence: please give me money, women and social status.
I just want to talk to you about the past, but you ask me if I want to buy it.
Once a dreamer, now there is no dream, only homesick.
As long as I work hard, nothing is impossible for me.
Life is not only the immediate pressure, but also the disaster behind it.
Far away, in addition to the unknown, there is despair.
If you have a rough life in the first half of your life, don't worry too much. You will adapt in the second half of your life.
People who used to think that they depended on relationships must be very incompetent. After contacting them, they found that they were better than me in everything.
What's wrong with you? You have to get sick in bed!
The starting point of others is the end point beyond your reach.
People of the older generation often tell us to eat more bitterness when we are young, so that we can get used to it when we are old!
I don't want to get married and have children, which is my consciousness as a poor person.
When you doubt life, in fact, this is your life.
As long as I work hard, nothing is impossible for me.
Everyone else has the sour smell of love. Only I have the unique fragrance of a single dog.
Poverty is only temporary, as long as you work hard, you will find that you will gradually get used to it.
No reply from others. Keep waiting. You will wait for her circle of friends.
No matter what happens, where you fall, just lie down for a while.
If you don't get crazy, you will get old faster.
I don't want to raise a dog or a cat. I just want to raise you. After all, raising a pig can make you rich.
When you know where you are going, the whole world is blocking you up.
Don't bother those who don't return your message for a long time each time. Just delete your friends.
The pain of life is not because you don't have money, but because others have money.
Don't do today's work. If you die tomorrow, you can do it.
Don't think that everyone around you is targeting you. When you think about it, the whole world is targeting you.
Life is not only about the present, but also about the medlar in the distance.
If people decide to abandon themselves, they will live happily.
Although you are short, your hairline is high.
Life is short, and I'm fucking lazy.
In the morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and comforted myself that there was nothing wrong. There was something uglier than me.
As long as you don't cheat, money is really omnipotent.
Nine out of ten things are unhappy in life, and the remaining twelve out of ten are extremely unhappy.
They said that the network was fake, and I laughed, as if the reality was real.
If you are willing to peel off my heart layer by layer, you will find that I am lacking in heart.
What do you want to take away from your alma mater? What I want to take away from my alma mater is my tuition.
Until now, the only thing that can be taken up and put down is chopsticks.
Do you think it's better to bow to life? Life is about getting you down on your knees.
What is powerful is not how many backstage you have, but how many backstage you can become!
When others see you, they say you are a student, not because you look young, but because you wear dirt!
The salted fish turns over to get a thorough sun. You turn over because your hands are numb.
Snow White explained that no matter how nice the seven little losers are to her, they can't be as good as a kiss from Gao Fushuai.
You have changed all uncertainty into certainty.
Sometimes you feel like an SB. Don't lose heart. At least you feel right.
Tetris has taught us that if you get along with others, you will disappear.
You can be an ox or a horse, but you should never be a Party B.
When looking for an object, don't just look at the other person's appearance, but first look at your own appearance!
It takes ten minutes to listen to you.
There is no empathy, it is all standing talking without backache.
It takes ten minutes to listen to you.
If the world doesn't want you, you should remember that I still have you, and I don't want you either.
If you live well, how can I sleep.
With you all the way, I am willing to suffer a little, and I will not talk about suffering a lot.
Failure is the mother of success, but failure doesn't even have a boyfriend.
I can't solve anything that can be solved with money.
Soul chicken soup is a small dish for people who are used to eating abalone, shark's fin and belly. Does the loser think that drinking a bowl of chicken soup will improve nutrition in an all-round way?
After the Double 11, I changed from a single to a single with heavy debts.
Others are just playing fat, while you are ugly and serious.
Dreams still have to be there, in case of ghosts?
When you see others on their way to success, ask yourself if you don't want to be a stumbling block on their way to success?
There are no secret admirers, but there are many people who want to assassinate.
It takes ninety-nine and eighty-one difficulties for a good person to become a Buddha, while a bad person only needs to lay down his butcher's knife.
I never think about when I can succeed. Since I have chosen to be far away, it is still far away.
If you can't bear it, you can bear it again.
Some things or people can't be solved with money. You have to have a lot of money.
Enter the elder friend circle to learn the latest rumors.
It is too noisy to wake up during the day and too quiet to sleep at night.
Don't always feel lonely. Look at the circle of fat on your belly. Haven't you never left?
The prince took the size 43 crystal shoes he left behind and pondered.
Generally, there is no love around the corner, only beggars.
The reason for being single so far is that it is difficult to start with acquaintances and to speak with strangers.
Women conquer men with silk stockings, and men conquer banks with silk stockings.
It is too noisy to wake up during the day and too quiet to sleep at night.
If you are ugly, you should read more. Books can not make you look good, but they can make you accept reality more easily.
Nothing lasts forever, but you can.
Playing mahjong is three times short of one, and fighting landlords is two times short of one. Why do I still need one when I'm in love?
Like a person is not hidden, even hidden in the wardrobe, or her husband will be found.
Good looking bag for three thousand one nights, interesting soul wants car and room.
There is no end to learning.
Don't think God is torturing you, but in fact, God doesn't care about you at all.
When you meet a girl you like, you should be brave to express your love. Only when you take the initiative, can you know that she has her name.
When you fall, there are thousands of people who can replace you.
There is no obstacle in life, just because you have short legs.
I had schizophrenia, but now we have recovered.
Although life is rough, I never yield to fate! I usually bend my knees directly, Orz.
Young people should not always think about taking shortcuts. Strong parents are the absolute principle.
People should have dreams, even if it is salted fish, they should also make the saltiest one.
Life is not only about the present, but also about the medlar in the distance.
Making money is like constipation - it's hard, spending money is like diarrhea - I can't hold it.
Love at first sight is beautiful. Deliberation is lack of money.
A girl asked me to borrow money for cosmetic surgery, which was very successful. I didn't recognize who asked me to borrow the money again.
You must persist in doing anything, and you will always see the day of failure.
Although those rich people look beautiful on the surface, they are actually more beautiful in private.
If you like a girl, work hard to earn more money, and then pay more.
It doesn't matter to be a little poor, but more than a little.
The handsome kickers are handsome, and the ugly ones are like shovel shit when playing golf.
Soul chicken soup is a small dish for people who are used to eating abalone, shark's fin and belly. Does the loser think that drinking a bowl of chicken soup will improve nutrition in an all-round way?
Fat people don't starve to death. Hungry people are also fat people.
Death is not terrible, but the fear is that you can no longer live.
I ate it quietly, just as I became fat quietly.
If you help a friend who needs money badly, he will surely remember you when he needs money next time.
Most of the time, it is not work that consumes energy, but the people we meet at work.
If you work hard enough for a long time, you can fail more thoroughly.
Your life is the same as your hairline. It retreats very fast.
Although you are single, you are as fat as two people.
If life deceives you, don't be sad or anxious. Life will continue to deceive you.
Nine out of ten things are unhappy in life, and the remaining twelve out of ten are extremely unhappy.
You can't buy happiness with money, because you have no money at all.
Work hard, every difficulty will overcome me.
Everyone who shakes his legs has a sewing machine in his heart.
The pain of life is not because you don't have money, but because others have money.
You can rely on your face, but you rely on your talent. This is the difference between you and Mingming.
Appearance is not important. Love is about feeling, but people don't feel ugly.
People who are better than you are still working hard. What's the use of your efforts?
Bill Gates dropped out of school and started his own business, becoming the richest man in the world.
Who said you don't have true love? Worries are with you.
Pinch your fingers, and you two will be separated.
People always die, either poor or dead.
Before he had time to flirt, he was pulled out.
You want to be rich? Just think about it.
You are not incompetent, you just have no right to choose.
Everyone else has the sour smell of love. Only I have the unique fragrance of a single dog.
Are you afraid of being laughed at if you don't look good? Don't worry, it's the same with good clothes.
You are like the sun in the blue sky, which can't be seen directly.
After lovelorn, cheer up. After all, there is another scum man waiting for you.
Some things still need to be persisted, such as sleeping, especially when the alarm clock rings.
God is fair. If he gives you an ugly face, he will definitely give you a poor family.
The reason why you drink chicken soup is that the meat is eaten up by others.
Sister, you take the bow, brother, I walk on the shore. 99% of this sentence is sung.
Difficulties are like springs. If you are weak, they will be strong. If you are strong, they will be stronger.
You can't have both fish and bear's paw, but you can be single and poor!
When I make friends, I never care whether he has money or not. Anyway, he is not as poor as me.
You are nothing, but one thing you do very well is daydreaming.
Softness of heart is not a disease. It's fatal when you turn around.
I don't want to get married and have children, which is my consciousness as a poor person.
Don't say it's love at first sight, but it's just love at first sight.
Although those rich people look beautiful on the surface, they are actually more beautiful in private.
Insomnia and sleeplessness may be because your mobile phone still has electricity.
Five hundred times of looking back in the previous life, but in exchange for the sentence of this life, hooligan.
Poverty is not a state, but a normal state.
These days, some people live by their faces, while others live by their shamelessness.
The FLAG set up in those years has been deleted by myself, and no one remembers it anyway.
The purpose of putting mirrors in the school building is to let you know that people who are ugly should read more.
Failure is the mother of success, but failure doesn't even have a boyfriend.
56 nationalities, 55 extra points.
Face hardships bravely. Those who can't kill you can only leave you disabled.
The dark night will never mistreat those who sleep late. It will give you dark circles under your eyes and a body that is about to die suddenly.
Although money is hard to earn, it is easy to spend.
Your plan is like a snack. After eating it, it will be a fart.
You think your boyfriend is an ATM, but there are ten machines and nine and a half are deposit machines.
Crazy farting in a taxi can greatly reduce the probability that the driver will take you around.
My head is not empty. I am the person who wants to make great achievements, but the chaos is just beginning.
Money is not everything, but money can really do what you want.
Despair is not in a certain moment, but in every moment.
Don't complain about the miserable experience of the present, which is far from the future.
Don't think you have nothing, at least you are ugly!
Good birth is for success, and you are for survival.
You have gained a lot of money, but also lost a lot of things, such as worry.
You can't break a broken jar. You have to break it hard!
The female ticket suddenly became thinner, most of which were air leaks.
Escape can't solve the problem. You can't solve it without escaping.
There is no empathy, it is all standing talking without backache.
It's said that money is a bastard, but it's really beautiful.
How can we meet a storm without experiencing wind and rain.
Good birth is for success, and you are for survival.
After ten years of continuous efforts and struggle, I finally changed from an ignorant youth to an ignorant youth.
The premise of being cute is cute, not stupid.
They say that my sister is beautiful, but in fact she is made up.
Rich people are close to me, rich people are far away from me!
There are two kinds of people who are the dumbest in the world, one is you, the other is like you.
He who covets small profits cannot achieve great things.
No matter what kind of alienation we become, a red envelope can return to the original.
Failure is not terrible, but you still believe it.
In fact, destiny doesn't like to joke with you. It really wants to kill you.
You can't always look at what you don't have. Look more at what you have. Forget it. Close your eyes.
After lovelorn, cheer up. After all, there is another scum man waiting for you.
No one laughs at your dreams, they just laugh at your strength.
Everything is going up, that is, people are becoming more and more cheap.
Don't always call yourself a single dog. You are a single turtle according to your age and a single fool according to your IQ.
All roads lead to Rome, but some people were born in Rome
Sir, the money on your card is not enough
I made a very risky investment. If I succeed, I can earn several hundred million yuan. If I fail, I will lose my money.
Your complicated facial features can't hide your simple IQ.
Please wear a helmet when riding an electric bicycle, otherwise, classmates driving Mercedes Benz will recognize you.
After a long time of not opening QQ, I found that only Tencent News cared about you.
In fact, what you hate is not square dancing, but square dancing aunts.
If marriage is the tomb of love, the annual celebration of the anniversary of marriage is a tomb sweeping.
You can't always look at what you don't have. Look more at what you have. Forget it. Close your eyes.
There is less friendship and more reciprocity.
Death is not terrible, but the fear is that you can no longer live.
Wake up, this is not a funeral, but a normal performance of having no money and sex life.
If you are ugly, you should read more. Books can not make you look good, but they can make you accept reality more easily.
Dreams still have to be there. What if they come true in the next life?
Don't get up if you hit the ground. You will still be hit to the ground anyway!
I don't know what happiness is when I am in happiness? It's just that I am getting fat and becoming a pig. I still think my figure is OK.
Occasionally, I still have to go out for a walk to know how comfortable I am in bed.
Looking back on the past, I didn't go straight once.
My goal is to have a house at the age of 30, and now I am 30 years old.
Gold always shines, but you are just fat.
How can we meet a storm without experiencing wind and rain.
Every day we should have new expectations, so that we can have new disappointments.
The most devastating thing in the exam is to see a question, vaguely remember the teacher said, but clearly remember that I did not listen.
With a bullshit attitude, face the fucking life.
It doesn't matter whether you are beautiful or not. The beauty you want is the real beauty!
When I am angry, you must coax me and buy me food. I'll kill you when I'm full.
Thanks to those who knocked me down on the road ahead, because it's really comfortable to lie down.
If you are ugly, you should exercise more, so that you can beat others when they say you are ugly.
Don't lose weight. You are ugly not only because you are fat.
I examine myself three times a day. I have no money, no car, no house.
When God closes the door for you, he will also pinch your brain.
I don't want to be stabbed in two directions, but I am often stabbed in two directions.
My biggest shortcoming is that I lack money.
Every man dies, either lighter or heavier than a feather.
Don't ask me what I have. Tell me what you want first, and then why you need it.
Looking back on the past, I didn't go straight once.
I thought tomorrow would be better, and then I looked forward to tomorrow every day.
If it can't be amazing, then it's so ugly!
Whether you are two or no two, two is there, no three no four.
Don't think God is torturing you, but in fact, God doesn't care about you at all.
If you work harder, you will get more blows.
I don't know much about music, so sometimes I don't rely on music or tune.
It doesn't matter whether you are beautiful or not. The beauty you want is the real beauty!
There was a period of love, called love for oneself.
It's just money. It seems that no one lacks it.
When encountering difficulties, let it go for a while. The next day, I can't remember it again.
Do you know the difference between investment and speculation? One is Mandarin, the other is Cantonese.
If eating fish can boost your brain, you should eat at least one whale.
Don't think you can't insist on coming, you will insist on staying up late to play with your mobile phone.
Everyone likes to be with you to show their good looks.
The reason for being single so far is that it is difficult to start with acquaintances and to speak with strangers.
Tetris has taught us that if you get along with others, you will disappear.
In fact, confession may not be a good thing, because it looks like a black hand.
You think your boyfriend is an ATM, but there are ten machines and nine and a half are deposit machines.
Love really needs courage to accept, no one loves again and again.
Your face is as rough as your life.
When you know where you are going, the whole world is blocking you up.
Have you ever thought about May 4th Youth Day and June 1st Children's Day? There are only 38 festivals left for you.
Once some people miss it, thank goodness.
Thanks to those who knocked me down on the road ahead, because it's really comfortable to lie down.
Don't always scold iron for not making steel. You forget that iron can't make steel.
Do you think rich people are happy? Their happiness is beyond your imagination.
If you don't get crazy, you will get old faster.
I can think of only the most accurate adjective for myself: plump.
In the last month, there were always thirty days of bad luck.
Although life is rough, I never yield to fate! I usually bend my knees directly, Orz.
As a typical failure, you are so successful.
I don't want to read, mainly because no one feeds cattle, pigs or sheep at home.
What are you kicking me for?
I am full of longing for life. Life is far from me.
Softness of heart is not a disease. It's fatal when you turn around.
Rich people are close to me, rich people are far away from me!
Don't put things off until tomorrow. The day after tomorrow is a good day.
I am ugly because I want to reduce the image quality and improve the performance. Why is my life still so stuck?
I am full of longing for life. Life is far from me.
If you like a girl, work hard to earn more money, and then pay more.
Life is either this or that. In short, it is not what you think.
When you become good enough, you realize that she just doesn't like you.
I don't understand why you should pinch your legs and rub your eyes when something good happens to you. What if you wake up?
The prince took the size 43 crystal shoes he left behind and pondered.
If no one holds hands, I will take the bag.
After living for so many years, I have never understood one thing. Why did the hook hang?
Sometimes people treat you coldly, which may not be your problem. Maybe he just doesn't like ugly.
No matter what happens, where you fall, just lie down for a while.
Talking about money hurts feelings, talking about feelings hurts money.
April Fool's Day is just a chance for liars to tell the truth.
When I eat dirt, I feel that beggars are happier than me.
Research shows that people who smoke and drink all the year round have a lower probability of suffering from Alzheimer's disease, because the probability of early death is higher.
Instead of staring at the phone screen, you should look up from time to time to see where the boss is.
God closes a security door for you, and also conveniently puts a titanium alloy lock on you.
Boy, what's wrong with being poor? If you are poor, you should also stand up and show others that you are not only poor, but also short.
Others worry about how to earn money, but I worry about how to spend money. How can twenty yuan be spent until the 10th of next month?
You can either work very hard or be very smart to barely live a mediocre life.
Nothing is happier than sleeping late, except getting up late.
It doesn't matter if you are bitter now. As long as you are alive, something good will happen to others.
Can your play be less like your money?
I have taken more selfies with my beautiful mobile phone, and I don't know how ugly I am.
I am good at shorting A-shares. As soon as I buy them, they will fall immediately.
Don't think you have nothing, at least you are ugly!
Everyone who shakes his legs has a sewing machine in his heart.
Work hard, every difficulty will overcome me.
One day you will meet a girl who doesn't want your house or your car, nor does she want you.
It is said that men become worse when they have money. I have been a good man for more than 30 years!
The real food can be regarded as moon cakes.
Come on, boys! As long as you work hard, your boss will succeed.
After exercise, you will be surprised to find that you just become strong from obesity.
In fact, you are not useless. At least in summer, you can feed mosquitoes.
When you see me staring at you all the way, don't think I'm interested in you. I really can't see who you are.
Although I earn less, I save more. Yesterday Ferrari saved more than two million yuan.
If you think there are flies around you, you may be a piece of shit.
When I think of you, my ugly face smiles.
If you have a brain disease, you can be cured. How good you are! You have no brain.
The salted fish turns over to get a thorough sun. You turn over because your hands are numb.
The cold of looking through the autumn water can never be compared to the cold of wearing pants.
Don't care too much about the eyes of others, because no one will pay attention to you.
Do you think you are Cinderella? Please don't dream, she is the daughter of the count.
If my life is a movie, then you are a pop-up advertisement.
No matter how good your makeup is, it can't cover your ugly after removing it.
If life betrays you, hope is to sell by catty. After all, you are fat.
It doesn't matter if you say something wrong, you will continue to say it wrong.
Good looking bag for three thousand one nights, interesting soul wants car and room.
If life deceives you, you will open the beauty camera and deceive all people.
Forget the past unhappy, because the future will be more unhappy.
Who said money can't buy time? The network administrator will continue for another two hours.
After suffering, I finally became a servant.
Poverty has limited me so much, why not limit my weight?
Death is not terrible, but the fear is that you can no longer live.
Doing the political examination paper is the time I lied most in my life.
Emotion can be run in if you look at your face.
Don't say that you are good at nothing. You are a good hand at staying up late playing mobile phones.
The teacher doesn't need to change my seat. Anyhow, I can talk about where I sit.
Although you look tired when you move bricks, you look really handsome when you pay.
As long as you are willing to bear hardships, work hard, and go begging, someone will catch up
The friendship between girls is like a plastic flower, which is fake but never withers.
If a person returns to you in seconds, it only means that he is playing with his mobile phone.
If you are ugly, you should study more so that you can have money for cosmetic surgery.
Brain is a great thing. I hope you have it.
Making girls cry is a terrible thing, and making boys cry is an explosive thing.
Although I am ugly, I can be ugly and beautiful if I buy beautiful clothes.
You are not so miserable. People who are miserable don't have mobile phones.
Three views are useless. You have to rely on your five senses!
Don't put things off until tomorrow. The day after tomorrow is a good day.
My future is a dream. What's more, I still have insomnia at the moment.
There must be pure friendship between men and women. Every girl I know says she can only be friends with me at most.
The reason for being single so far is that it is difficult to start with acquaintances and to speak with strangers.
The purpose of putting mirrors in the school building is to let you know that people who are ugly should read more.
My biggest shortcoming is that I lack money.
I will never be brainless and post my brand on the Internet because I can't afford it.
Although others seem to be doing well, they are actually doing well behind their backs.
All those who complain about social injustice and system can only be translated into one sentence: please give me money, women and social status.
The function of the alarm clock for me is to let me sleep in a different position.
The paste is not on the desk, but in your mind.
There is neither the face that makes people fall in love at first sight, nor the money that makes people love for a long time.
Staying up late is bad for your health. It is recommended to stay up all night.
April Fool's Day is just a chance for liars to tell the truth.
When you fall, there are thousands of people who can replace you.
I ate it quietly, just as I became fat quietly.
Some things still need to be persisted, such as sleeping, especially when the alarm clock rings.
During the interview, they asked you to have a chat, but it was really just a chat.
I heard that you are not as good as me, so I'm relieved.
As long as you persevere, those who laugh at you will be laughed to death sooner or later.
The most beautiful words in the world are not that I love you, but that your tumor is benign!
No one looks down on you, because no one looks at you at all.
Someone saved your number to call you. I'm different. I don't want to answer it.
Don't say it's love at first sight, but it's just love at first sight.
Once some people miss it, thank goodness.
You are not unprepared for anything. At least you are ready to fail.
Everyone praises you for your beauty. There are traces of PS.
May you have wine, meat and girls in the future. Girls are ugly.
Who says I can't play musical instruments? I'm good at quitting.
Like a person is not hidden, even hidden in the wardrobe, or her husband will be found.
Young people, it's nothing to have no money now. There will be many days without money in the future.
In fact, confession may not be a good thing, because it looks like a black hand.
Is there any good way to relieve the heat in dog days? The salary is naturally cool.
Now the tears are all the water in my head.
There will be many unexpected things in the world. For example, you think I will give an example.
A horse never stops its hooves, and you never stop its mouth.
If your boyfriend is obedient to you and never flirts with others. Maybe he doesn't have enough money.
Everyone who shakes his legs has a sewing machine in his heart.
How many more tomorrow and tomorrow! Since there are so many, we might as well delay.
If eating fish can boost your brain, you should eat at least one whale.
There is no trace of wings in the sky, unless you will lose hair when flying.
Everything is going up, that is, people are becoming more and more cheap.
Birds of a feather flock together to get poor points, and the rich get married eventually.
When I take off my clothes, I am an animal. When I put on my clothes, I am an animal dressed in clothes.
When I was young, I thought money was everything, but now I know it when I am old.
Eating food is generally kind-hearted, because I only want to eat every day and have no time to calculate others.
When you become good enough, you realize that she just doesn't like you.
Every time I see you wearing silk stockings, I have an unspeakable feeling that carrots are wrapped in plastic wrap.
After working hard for so long, if there is any talent, there should be some signs of success.
Love at first sight is beautiful. Deliberation is lack of money.
I made a plan for the holiday, and only finished P after half the summer vacation because of the lan.
When others pick up girls after work, you meet them after work.
If you go out, you will be fat sooner or later.
If you don't smile, you will be lucky!
Success can be copied, but for you, pasting is prohibited here.
Poetry and the distance are getting dirtier and dirtier, and dreams are becoming more and more silly!
You just need to look at others, God has other plans for you.
Life is like a tea table with cups on it.
You can't have both fish and bear's paw, but you can be single and poor!
You think you can do nothing well? If you are wrong, you can also be a waste.
People of the older generation often tell us to eat more bitterness when we are young, so that we can get used to it when we are old!
Every woman is looking for a man, and finally finds that the most manly man is herself.
I met you at the most beautiful age. I want to say that I was really unlucky!
Hope is always here, and you miss it every moment.
Don't always feel lonely. Look at the circle of fat on your belly. Haven't you never left?
Others are just playing fat, while you are ugly and serious.
Don't say you have nothing, you still have a debt.
Who said I can't play musical instruments? How nice of me to back off!
Love at first sight is beautiful. Deliberation is lack of money.
You can be as lazy as a pig, but not as lazy as a pig.
When you lose motivation to work, look at your bank card balance. Then you will find that work is useless.
On Tomb Sweeping Day, you should go back to your school to sweep the graves, because your youth was buried there.
I dreamed that I was taking a test, and then I woke up and found that I was really taking a test.
As long as you persevere, those who laugh at you will be laughed to death sooner or later.
When you feel ugly and poor, don't be sad, at least your judgment is correct.
You are my little apple, I hate you! I mean I really want to cut you.
Others say that I can't help the mud on the wall, but why should I go on the wall? Is it uncomfortable to lie on the ground?
Every time I see you wearing silk stockings, I have an unspeakable feeling that carrots are wrapped in plastic wrap.
My hobbies are divided into dynamic and static. Dynamic means turning over, while static means sleeping.
People need to work hard. After you work hard, you will find that you are really ordinary.
It is nothing but good.
Freedom has never been taken for granted, but a privilege that requires a high cost.
If a person returns to you in seconds, it only means that he is playing with his mobile phone.
Even if the heavy rain overturns the whole city, the company will still count you late.
Although others seem to be doing well, they are actually doing well behind their backs.
After breaking through the bottleneck, we found that there were bottle caps.
Everything today is just a passing thing. You will be useless from tomorrow.
The picture of my wife in my wallet is to remind myself how to lose the money in my wallet.
The disappointments never let me down, and each time they really let me down.
In the adult world, nothing is easy except getting fat.
Those who are good-looking are called foodies. Those who are not good-looking are called losers!
Money can't buy love, but it can buy love.
You went home early these two days. Recently, you stole many pigs. I'm afraid you will have an accident.
Xiaoming was kept in the dark by his parents for a long time, leading to suffocation and death.
To lose weight, you want to insist, but insist on not wanting you.
If you can't bear it, you can bear it again.
A horse never stops its hooves, and you never stop its mouth.
No, there are only endless obstacles.
When you feel ugly and poor, don't be sad, at least your judgment is correct.
He dreamed of walking around with his sword, but cancelled the original plan because he was too fat.
Why quarrel? Can't you sit down calmly and slap each other?
Every day, I think about a question diligently. How can I get something without work?
Failure is the mother of success, but it is a pity that success is unrecognizable.
Time has taught me that I don't have to wait for anyone except express delivery.
To lose weight is to prove to my mother that not only fat can't find objects, but also thin can't find objects!
I thought tomorrow would be better, and then I looked forward to tomorrow every day.
Everyone else has the sour smell of love. Only I have the unique fragrance of a single dog.
If you know from afar that you are short of horsepower, you will see that people are ill advised over time.
People ask if you are in love? As long as there is no such thing now, it can cover up the fact that there was no such thing in the past.
The non-toxic body carries the toxic vaccine. You taught me to be strong when I was young!
The mistress is a good thing. She took away the dog that doesn't love you.
The rich man's DINK is DINK, and the poor man's DINK is called having no children.
Did I live for 16 years, or did I live for one day and repeat for 16 years?
Although I am indifferent to you at ordinary times, I actually said a lot of bad things about you behind my back.
It doesn't matter if you have tried hard and failed. It will be better if you try again.
If I didn't have the ability to comfort myself, I really couldn't live now.
Putting autumn clothes into trousers and trousers into cotton socks is the minimum respect for winter.
I'm not afraid to become a person I hate. I'm afraid I can't live up to them.
Good looking bags have nothing to do with you. You don't have interesting souls.
Live a good life. Every day will bring a new blow.
Go ahead with a smile. No one wants to go back alive when he comes to this world.
I used to live on my face, but then I almost starved to death
What good habits have you adhered to in order to become beautiful? Insist on beauty.
Eat fish tonight. I think you are very picky.
Those who are good-looking can only be called foodies, while those who are not good-looking can only be called losers.
As long as the hoe is wielded well, no corner cannot be dug down.
The present era, not belongs to the post-00s, but belongs to the thick skinned!
There is no cold person at all. It's not you who is warm!
No matter how good your makeup is, it can't cover your ugly after removing it.
As long as you choose the right direction in life, you will succeed easily. Let's congratulate you on the easy way.
Nothing lasts forever, but you can.
I haven't fallen into the peach trap for so many years. It's just two words. I don't have money.
Today is New Year's Eve. Come here and give you your favorite swan meat.
It's not my fault that I'm ugly, but I'm in a hurry when I land.
If I have something that you don't like, please overcome it yourself.
Autumn is the harvest season. The harvest of others is success and happiness. Your harvest is to realize that not everyone will be successful and happy.
All stories will have an end, only life with you.
There was no way in the world. When there were more people walking, the teacher began to call the roll.
I believe you will not be knocked down by life, because your weight exceeds life's expectations.
I have gone from nothing to penniless.
Your face is doomed one minute, and you should look at the filter nine minutes.
Young and young leave home and return home, and learn a lot of Sao dialect.
Go to bed early, because the person you like has already fallen asleep with others.
Rome wasn't built in a day, but it's not difficult to empty your wallet.
The real food can be regarded as moon cakes.
What can be solved with money is not a problem, but how to have money is your biggest problem.
Thank those who knocked you down, because you will find it really comfortable to lie down.
Only when there is a long line at the station can you really realize that you are the descendant of the dragon.
Although I usually don't care about you, there are many bad words behind me.
People who are better than you are still working hard. What's the use of your efforts?
When you see me staring at you all the way, don't think I'm interested in you. I really can't see who you are.
Some exams rely on strength, others rely on vision, and Nima, I rely on imagination!
When I was young, I was taught not to spend money indiscriminately. When I grew up, I found out how to spend money indiscriminately without money at all?
People who used to think that they depended on relationships must be very incompetent. After contacting them, they found that they were better than me in everything.
Don't talk about being cheated. People at your age are customers.
If others play pig and eat tiger, you can only play pig.
I don't know much about music, so sometimes I don't rely on music or tune.
Far away, in addition to the unknown, there is despair.
I made a plan for the holiday, and only finished P after half the summer vacation because of the lan.
No one can make you give up losing weight. If you think about it yourself, you will give up.
The purpose of putting mirrors in the school building is to let you know that people who are ugly should read more.
If you have a large amount of money in front of you and a fan, what does it have to do with you?
When you need help most, only ghosts will help you.
When others see you, they say you are a student, not because you look young, but because you wear dirt!
When I was young, I thought money was everything, but now I know it when I am old.
Can there be an echo in your memory?
If you have something to tell me, I can't solve it anyway.
Don't always feel lonely. Look at the circle of fat on your belly. Haven't you never left?
Everyone else has the sour smell of love. Only I have the unique fragrance of a single dog.
There is only one life, but there is more than one fatal thing.
Heart is higher than sky, life is thinner than paper.
What do you like about me? I like you to stay away from me.
Those who are good-looking are called foodies. Those who are not good-looking are called losers!
Ask Qu to be so clear, only poison soup and live water come!
Is there any good way to relieve the heat in dog days? The salary is naturally cool.
Maybe fate is holding your throat, just let you eat less.
Don't lose heart. There are as many beautiful girls as there are stars in the sky, but you can't see them.
There is only one kind of worry when you are not full, and there are countless worries when you are full.
I don't know much about music, so sometimes I don't rely on music or tune.
Don't always call yourself a single dog. You are a single turtle according to your age and a single fool according to your IQ.
You still have to have dreams. Otherwise, when you drink too much, what do you talk to people about?
It's not my fault that I'm ugly, but I'm in a hurry when I land.
Just because I looked at you more in the crowd, you thought I would sit on your motorcycle.
In fact, confession may not be a good thing, because it looks like a black hand.
I watched you step onto the stage with my own eyes. I don't know whether you are going to make a fool of yourself or not.
Bill Gates dropped out of school and started his own business, becoming the richest man in the world.
Others are just playing fat, while you are ugly and serious.
Poverty is not a state, but a normal state.
When looking for an object, don't just look at the other person's appearance, but first look at your own appearance!
Although I can't go on a trip, I have a physique of being fat.
In fact, what you hate is not square dancing, but square dancing aunts.
My principle, only three words, depends on the mood.
There is no wife in the wife cake, and there is no cotton in the marshmallow, so there is no money in the wallet.
You can't always look at what you don't have. Look more at what you have. Forget it. Close your eyes.
The reality is that you have been shot dead on the beach before the front wave started.
We have an unprecedented understanding, and suddenly you ignore me and I ignore you.
For you, removing makeup is also called money laundering.
Sister, you take the bow, brother, I walk on the shore. 99% of this sentence is sung.
Adults are not picky eaters. They will say that I am allergic to this.
We should help when we have difficulties. If we have no difficulties, we should help when we create difficulties.
They said that the network was fake, and I laughed, as if the reality was real.
Only a liar in the world is sincere, because he is really lying to you.
One of the symptoms of mental collapse is to believe that your work is very important.
If you have something to tell me, I can't solve it anyway.
Nothing lasts forever, but you can.
What I said made you cry, please tell me, I say it again.
Your face is as rough as your life.
The only one who can touch your whole body from top to bottom is the station security inspector.
Don't lose weight. You are ugly not only because you are fat.
Success can be copied, but for you, pasting is prohibited here.
What do you like about me? I like you to stay away from me.
You are not walking on the road of Niu B, but still walking on the road of pretending to be forced.
Staying up late is bad for your health. It is recommended to stay up all night.
There must be pure friendship between men and women. Every girl I know says she can only be friends with me at most.
Maybe sleep is the real form of human activity. No wonder I always can't wake up.
I have a friend who stopped complaining and began to work hard. After several years, he still looks like a bird.
When you fall, there are thousands of people who can replace you.
Beauty fades, but folly lasts~
I made a plan for the holiday, and only finished P after half the summer vacation because of the lan.
Distance produces not beauty, but a third party.
When others see you, they say you are a student, not because you look young, but because you wear dirt!
I'm not Zhuge Liang, and I don't have a straw boat, but why do you keep coming to me?
No one can make you give up losing weight. If you think about it yourself, you will give up.
The only one who can touch your whole body from top to bottom is the station security inspector.
When others review books, they will understand them just by looking at them. I will open them by looking at them.
I have a dream, just a dream.
Don't think that the world will turn faster without you.
Rich people are close to me, rich people are far away from me!
Rome wasn't built in a day. Three layers of belly wasn't built in a day.
If you work harder, you will be able to move forward. Life is crazy.
I don't want to be stabbed in two directions, but I am often stabbed in two directions.
When I make friends, I never care whether he has money or not. Anyway, he is not as poor as me.
People fall in love by looking romantic and burning money, while you are blind by the other person.
Although life is rough, I never yield to fate! I usually bend my knees directly, Orz.
Seeing a fortune teller, he asked me as soon as I sat down. What are you?
Never keep your eyes on your mobile phone for too long. Experts say it will lose power.
Why is God always jealous of talents? Because nobody cares how long a fool lives.
Let nature take its course is just another way of saying that there is nothing we can do.
How touching it was at the beginning, there will be more than ten thousand disasters later.
I think there must be many people who love me secretly, because no one has spoken to me for so many years!
I have a friend who stopped complaining and began to work hard. After several years, he still looks like a bird.
Fools are blessed with fools, but silly B doesn't.
It's just money. It seems that no one lacks it.
If you like a person, you should confess. What if it becomes a spare tire?
The creditor is the one who will not abandon you even if you break your property.
Go to bed early, because the person you like has already fallen asleep with others.
There are two tragedies in life, one is not getting what you want, the other is getting what you don't want.
One of the symptoms of mental collapse is to believe that your work is very important.
Good looking bags have nothing to do with you. You don't have interesting souls.
I never hold grudges. I usually take revenge on the spot.
Why are people called human beings? Because people are tired when they are alive.
The exam is so easy, where there is no exam!
Women who are happy with themselves are tolerant, men who are happy with themselves are poor!
People need to work hard. After you work hard, you will find that you are really ordinary.
99% of the things in the world can be solved with money, and the remaining 1% needs more money.
People often say, don't leave youth blank, so I blacken it!
Eat fish tonight. I think you are very picky.
The past can't be looked back, because you have no past that you can look back on.
You are not choosing to be difficult, you are just poor.
A fierce look at you is not good. A careful look is better than a fierce look.
When God closes the door for you, he will also pinch your brain.
Others worry about how to earn money, but I worry about how to spend money. How can twenty yuan be spent until the 10th of next month?
If others play pig and eat tiger, you can only play pig.
Don't always call yourself a single dog. You are a single turtle according to your age and a single fool according to your IQ.
Some young people create their own image of high-end income through high-end consumption.
Every time you spend money, you say your wallet is dripping blood, but your wallet has lost too much blood and died.
Yuelao, please lead the red line for me next time. Can you change it into steel wire? The old TM of the red line is broken.
Why do Chinese people have to choose a good day to get married? Because after getting married, there will be no good life!
At least in the summer, you are half as rich as you can be.
Although others seem to be doing well, they are actually doing well behind their backs.
You can't buy happiness with money, because you have no money at all.
Ask Qu to be so clear, only poison soup and live water come!
Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately, it killed all the students in the end.
It doesn't matter if you are poor. Keep your head up and let everyone see that you are not only poor but also ugly and short.
In fact, computer games have trained you since childhood to regard Boss as your greatest enemy.
If you are ugly, you should read more. Books can not make you look good, but they can make you accept reality more easily.
If you show respect to others, they will advance further.
Nothing can knock people down at once, as long as you are strong enough, it will continue to knock you down!
I have never asked anyone in my life, only the area of the shadow.
Failure is the mother of success, but it is a pity that success is unrecognizable.
I hate one word most in my life! Especially when you can't do the questions.
You are a princess by your parents, a princess by your men, and a beggar by yourself.
Some things or people can't be solved with money. You have to have a lot of money.
Rich people are worried about too much tax, and you will only feel that you don't have enough sleep!
When the salted fish turned over, it was still salted fish.
It's not sweet to try to turn things around, but it can quench your thirst!
Ask what money is in the world. It's just a matter of life and death.
Putting autumn clothes into trousers and trousers into cotton socks is the minimum respect for winter.
When you think you can't do it, just walk on the street, so you are a pedestrian.
Others' life is full of stories, while mine is full of accidents.
Do you love your work? The work will wait for you there.
I can row without oars, I can sail without direction, because my whole life depends on waves.
Don't feel that you have reached a low point at a young age, and you still have a lot of room for decline.
You are like the sun in the blue sky, which can't be seen directly.
When I was young, I often thought about whether I would go to Beijing University or Tsinghua University when I grew up. Now I think about it.
Don't complain about the miserable experience of the present, which is far from the future.
I changed her from a girl to a woman, and she changed me from a boy to a poor man.
After breaking through the bottleneck, we found that there were bottle caps.
I believe you will not be knocked down by life, because your weight exceeds life's expectations.
We agreed to go to Baitou together, but you secretly baked oil.
My goal is to have a house at the age of 30, and now I am 30 years old.
Thanks to those who knocked me down on the road ahead, because it's really comfortable to lie down.
During the interview, they asked you to have a chat, but it was really just a chat.
Nothing can defeat you, because you have never succeeded.
Appearance is not important. Love is about feeling, but people don't feel ugly.
If you want to buy a Porsche Cayenne, please ask the friends who bought it, where did you get your money from!
Wake up, this is not a funeral, but a normal performance of having no money and sex life.
When others pick up girls after work, you meet them after work.
Birds of a feather flock together to get poor points, and the rich get married eventually.
If my life is a movie, then you are a pop-up advertisement.
They laughed at my ugliness, and I laughed at their correctness.
People need to work hard. After you work hard, you will find that you are really ordinary.
I don't want to be the last one to let you down.
Life is like a tea table with cups on it.
Why can you live like a retarded, but I can't.
Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately, it killed all the students in the end.
Poetry and the distance are getting dirtier and dirtier, and dreams are becoming more and more silly!
Do you live by the sea? Such a wave.
Is it a long time no see, or, turn a blind eye.
Everyone likes to be with you to show their good looks.
You think your boyfriend is an ATM, but there are ten machines and nine and a half are deposit machines.
Be modest, listen to others' opinions, and then write down their names carefully.
The time has come for all contradictions to be resolved with the words "celebrate the New Year".
Life is like a dream, I lose sleep, life is like a play, I help, life is like a song, I lose my tune.
You must dare to love and hate to find your love and hate. Others really don't care.
All roads lead to Rome, but some people were born in Rome
The world laughs at my madness. I laugh at how quickly the world can see it.
Although I earn less, I save more. Yesterday Ferrari saved more than two million yuan.
When you feel uncomfortable, touch your chest and tell yourself that you are a man and should be strong.
The reason why you drink chicken soup is that the meat is eaten up by others.
It is also a betrayal of oneself. Some people become eldest sisters and some become young ladies.
Everyone else's girlfriend will be angry, but your girlfriend is still inflating.
There is no impassable ridge in life, only impassable ridge.
Sir, the money on your card is not enough
You don't know how to arrange your life. There will be many people who will help you arrange what they need you to do.
Even if it is salted fish, you are not the saltiest one.
I believe you will not be knocked down by life, because your weight exceeds life's expectations.
How touching it was at the beginning, there will be more than ten thousand disasters later.
Everyone who shakes his legs has a sewing machine in his heart.
If you can't accommodate me, it means that either your mind is too narrow or my personality is too great.
I see two things in your eyes, one is sincerity, and the other is eyedropsy.
People ask if you are in love? Just say no now. We can cover up the fact that we didn't have in the past.
Everyone else's girlfriend will be angry, but your girlfriend is still inflating.
If marriage is the tomb of love, the annual celebration of the anniversary of marriage is a tomb sweeping.
Please believe me, every word I say is nonsense!
The most romantic thing I can think of is eating with you, and then you pay.
Wearing white clothes to work does not mean that you can not take the blame.
Is money really that important to you? I've been talking for more than three hours, and I haven't lowered a penny.
Don't care what others think of you. If you care, others will not look up to you.
I have a dream, just a dream.
Try to understand the people you hate, and you will find that the more you look at them, the more annoying they are.
If eating fish can boost your brain, you should eat at least one whale.
My hobbies are divided into dynamic and static. Dynamic means turning over, while static means sleeping.
Work hard if you are poor! If you don't work hard, how can you be in debt.
Others say that I can't help the mud on the wall, but why should I go on the wall? Is it uncomfortable to lie on the ground?
When others see you, they say you are a student, not because you look young, but because you wear dirt!
College students, you should know that learning is not necessarily rewarding, but you can certainly receive goods by cutting hands.
All roads lead to Rome, but some people were born in Rome
Don't look down on anyone easily. Even killing Matt has more hair than you.
Please cherish the person who treats you well, or you will not know when to meet another blind person when you miss it.
No reply from others. Keep waiting. You will wait for her circle of friends.
I hope that some things can be solved by myself, not by myself, but by myself.
It's actually troublesome to know strangers, and many lies have to be told again.
Although you look tired when you move bricks, you look really handsome when you pay.
Empress Wu has proved that success has nothing to do with gender, and you have proved that success has nothing to do with you.
When you meet someone you like, you should pursue them bravely, so that you can know that there is more than one person who rejects you.
Those who are good-looking are called foodies. Those who are not good-looking are called losers!
If you can't accommodate me, it means that either your mind is too narrow or my personality is too great.
Don't panic to accept failure, but feel it slowly.
The only way to relieve worries is to become rich.
Don't wait until tomorrow to hand in the job, and then find an excuse. Today, find a good one.
Although I can't go on a trip, I have a physique of being fat.
Paying will pay off. For example, double the extravagance and double the disappointment.
The Spring Festival holiday is coming to an end. It's time to take heart and prepare for the May Day holiday.
The most devastating thing in the exam is to see a question, vaguely remember the teacher said, but clearly remember that I did not listen.
It's said that since you got neurotic, the whole person has become more energetic.
Some things or people can't be solved with money. You have to have a lot of money.
You are the best! No, it's the fattest!
Since childhood, I like to stand on my own, for example, relying on my own skill list.
Don't get up if you hit the ground. You will still be hit to the ground anyway!
When you feel ugly and poor, don't be sad, at least your judgment is correct.
My biggest shortcoming is that I lack money.
Others are just playing fat, while you are ugly and serious.
The time has come for all contradictions to be resolved with the words "celebrate the New Year".
This year is the worst year in the past decade. The good news is that this year is the best year in the next decade.
If life is a movie, you are the advertisement popping up in the middle.
I can't solve anything that can be solved with money.
You must have been a plastic bag in your previous life. You can only carry plastic bags.
Good looking skin bag reality split, interesting soul spirit derailment?.
Snow White explained that no matter how nice the seven little losers are to her, they can't be as good as a kiss from Gao Fushuai.
Far away, in addition to the unknown, there is despair.
When you see others on their way to success, ask yourself if you don't want to be a stumbling block on their way to success?
The mistress is a good thing. She took away the dog that doesn't love you.
You say you are ugly. I think you are not only ugly, but also telling the truth.
It's better to have a high vision when looking for a partner. You have to find an excuse because no one likes you.
If time can go back, it must be that you are dreaming.
God is fair. If he gives you an ugly face, he will definitely give you a poor family.
Brother listened to my advice, and the game can be played again without it, and the daughter-in-law can play all the time without it.
Don't care too much about the eyes of others, because no one will pay attention to you.
Every day we should have new expectations, so that we can have new disappointments.
It is too noisy to wake up during the day and too quiet to sleep at night.
I feel that the most affectionate gaze in my life has been given to mobile phones.
If others show their legs, they are beautiful. If you show your legs, you want to be hated.
The service provided by Haidilao is really good. Last time, I didn't bring any money with me for dinner. The waiter called the police for me.
During the interview, they asked you to have a chat, but it was really just a chat.
You can rely on your face, but you rely on your talent. This is the difference between you and Mingming.
Smile when encountering lightning, because it is the sky taking pictures of you.
I feel that the most affectionate gaze in my life has been given to mobile phones.
The most romantic thing I can think of is watching you grow old alone.
When comforting others, you should comfort yourself one set at a time. When comforting yourself, you just want to find a rope.
When the salted fish has a dream, it will become a salted fish with a dream.
If you don't get crazy, you will get old faster.
The present era, not belongs to the post-00s, but belongs to the thick skinned!
The right ear should be used when listening to the results, because the left ear is close to the heart, which may lead to sudden death.
I don't know much about music, so sometimes I don't rely on music or tune.
Snow White explained that no matter how nice the seven little losers are to her, they can't be as good as a kiss from Gao Fushuai.
I really want to sell my house and travel around the world, but the landlord doesn't agree.
The past can't be looked back, because you have no past that you can look back on.
If you look the same as the selfie, why don't you have a boyfriend.
You think you can do nothing well? If you are wrong, you can also be a waste.
I like small animals very much. In any case, I have them all at once.
I don't know which link has gone wrong. Is there a middleman who makes a difference?
I'm not afraid to become a person I hate. I'm afraid I can't live up to them.
Mass blessings and single digit red envelopes are soulless.
I like small animals very much. In any case, I have them all at once.
Without you, the world will not turn. It will only turn faster and faster. After all, it is much lighter.
Other people's money is outside my possession.
If everyone understands you, then you have to be ordinary!
You said that ice is sleeping water, but I only remember the sigh that farts are excrement.
Everyone praises me for being virtuous, and I can do nothing at leisure.
There is no news that cannot be seen, only those who do not want to return.
Do you think he likes you because he likes you? It's just a slip of hand.
A single man is called a single dog, while a single woman is called a dog ignore.
You used to be my sun, my whole world, and now you are just a ball.
Thought has given us too much freedom, and we are dragging thoughts down!
Where there is plenty of grass in the horizon, they all grow in other people's homes.
The cold of looking through the autumn water can never be compared to the cold of wearing pants.
The pain of life is not because you don't have money, but because others have money.
The rich can choose to keep a low profile, while you can only keep a low profile.
What you have now is never yours, because you will lose it in the future.
It's actually troublesome to know strangers, and many lies have to be told again.
Love you is not two or three days, but a day without love.
Tell me when you have no money, let me know that I am not the only one who has no money.
No, you can't. Only you can't
After breaking through the bottleneck, we found that there were bottle caps.
When others review books, they will understand them just by looking at them. I will open them by looking at them.
You can rely on your face, but you rely on your talent. This is the difference between you and Mingming.
I met you at the most beautiful age. I want to say that I was really unlucky!
I am good at shorting A-shares. As soon as I buy them, they will fall immediately.
I used to be so young, but now I'm so young.
Beauty fades, but folly lasts~
You went home early these two days. Recently, you stole many pigs. I'm afraid you will have an accident.
Don't be afraid of myopia, because in front of you, there is nothing but failure.
When you love someone, you must tell her so that you can know how much she hates you.
I can't solve anything that can be solved with money.
I want to know you again, starting with your name. What's your name?
Nothing in the world is difficult except for the rich. Birds of a feather flock together to get rich.
Don't get up if you hit the ground. You will still be hit to the ground anyway!
We are good friends. If you fall down, I will help you up, but wait until I finish laughing.
Putting autumn clothes into trousers and trousers into cotton socks is the minimum respect for winter.
Go out more while you are young, or you won't know how good it is to stay at home.
Don't say sorry to me, because I can neither forgive you nor stab you to death.
I'd rather not talk and look like a fool than open my mouth to prove that I am.
Why do girls have to compete with each other? After decades, they will all dance square dance together.
You can be as lazy as a pig, but not as lazy as a pig.
It's not that people make fun of you, but that you are the joke itself!
The person who used to pour cold water on me, it doesn't matter. I'll boil it and return it to you.
Don't say you are a single dog anymore. Dogs are dead at your age.
Failure is the mother of success, but failure doesn't even have a boyfriend.
If there is no pursuit in life, then how easy it should be
Please don't call me a homestead girl, please call me Madame Curie.
Success can be copied, but for you, pasting is prohibited here.
Don't always scold iron for not making steel. You forget that iron can't make steel.
It doesn't matter that you are short and poor now. You should believe that one day you will become short and poor
You are nothing, but one thing you do very well is daydreaming.
Running freely with the wind is the direction, but I forget that my legs are short and have no strength.
I used to go to school to make money, but now I work to make money.
I have reached the legal age for marriage. When I went to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get the certificate, did my wife bring it or wait for them to send it?
If you become a spare tire, please forget that you are also a jack.
Fools are blessed with fools, but silly B doesn't.
When I went to see the psychiatrist, the doctor said, "You are not depressed. You are really miserable.".
If you are unhappy, just go to sleep. There is nothing that cannot be solved by sleeping. If you are unhappy, just go back to sleep.
Thank you. Every time I need you, I lose my chain.
If you can't get rich overnight, you can do it for two nights, and I can do it for three nights.
I don't want to ask you for advice for the rest of my life.
Just because I looked at you more in the crowd, you thought I would sit on your motorcycle.
The exam is so easy, where there is no exam!
It is not terrible to be poor. What is terrible is that I am the poorest person.
When I woke up in the morning, I thought I had grown up. It turned out that the quilt was covered
The so-called growth is to hear the four words of rough seas, and can no longer associate with the sea.
If people have no dreams, what's the difference between carefree and carefree?
Love is a double-edged sword. One side cuts you very hard, and the other side also cuts you very hard.
Don't talk about leaving everything to time. Time is too lazy to clean up your mess.
I'm afraid that you will be mediocre in your life and comfort yourself that you are ordinary and valuable.
In fact, you are not ugly, but you are not obviously beautiful.
If you live well, how can I sleep.
Don't think that everyone around you is targeting you. When you think about it, the whole world is targeting you.
When can I withdraw the money in my mind.
Poverty is not a state, but a normal state.
After the Double 11, I changed from a single to a single with heavy debts.
If you see me looking bad on New Year's Day, don't think too much. You forgot to give me a red envelope.
Doing the political examination paper is the time I lied most in my life.
I used to be so young, but now I'm so young.
Others are just playing fat, while you are ugly and serious.
I also want to be an elegant lady. It is life that has forced my mother into a shrew.
When you are too old to walk, I will use a wheelchair to push you to the square every day and let you watch me dance with other old men.
When you see me staring at you all the way, don't think I'm interested in you. I really can't see who you are.
Life begins to put pickled peppers on my chicken paws!
In these days, there is no love that doesn't break up, only a confession that doesn't hurt your hands. You should be more open-minded when things happen.
Forget the past unhappy, because the future will be more unhappy.
Stupidity is not so terrible. After all, jellyfish have no brains and have lived for 600 million years.
It doesn't matter who you are. What matters is what you want to do when you break into my life?
If you suffer, don't drink water, or you will become dirty.
Spring Festival holiday starts from skipping brunch.
As long as I work hard, nothing is impossible for me.
You say you are ugly. I think you are not only ugly, but also telling the truth.
When others pick up girls after work, you meet them after work.
Don't bring earphones when crossing the road. If you are hit by a car, the earphones will break down?
I saved dandruff for a year just to give you snow.
I'm afraid that you will be mediocre in your life and comfort yourself that you are ordinary and valuable.
Don't bring earphones when crossing the road. If you are hit by a car, the earphones will break down?
You look serious, just like the film on the overpass.
It is not difficult to be a good man for one day, but it is difficult to be a rich man for a lifetime.
Opportunities are reserved for those who are prepared. Those who have no opportunities should not prepare blindly.
You don't know how to arrange your life. There will be many people who will help you arrange what they need you to do.
Do you think it's better to bow to life? Life is about getting you down on your knees.
They said that the network was fake, and I laughed, as if the reality was real.
You are like my sunshine, which is dazzling.
It doesn't matter if you are ugly. Let others know with your words and manners that you are still a person without connotation.
Entrepreneurship requires a sense of calm, because it always goes up and down.
Love you is not two or three days, but a day without love.
If marriage is the tomb of love, the annual celebration of the anniversary of marriage is a tomb sweeping.
Don't say that others are mentally ill. The premise of brain disease is that you must have a brain.
I am a man. Never challenge my bottom line, or I will have to change it again.
Although those rich people look beautiful on the surface, they are actually more beautiful in private.
What is friendship? You have been mentally retarded for many years, and I will never leave you.
The real food can be regarded as moon cakes.
Put down your mobile phone and go for a walk. Finally, you will find that it is still interesting.
If you look the same as the selfie, why don't you have a boyfriend.
In the past, I wanted to celebrate the New Year in a lively way, but now I want to be quiet.
Some things still need to be persisted, such as sleeping, especially when the alarm clock rings.
If my life is a movie, then you are a pop-up advertisement.
After living for so many years, I found that the only thing I can stick to is charging my mobile phone every day.
You are a serious person. You help others conscientiously and try all the mistakes.
Why is God always jealous of talents? Because nobody cares how long a fool lives.
When happiness knocks on the door, I'm afraid I'm not at home, so I've always been homestead.
Choice is more important than hard work, so I choose not to work hard.
I have reached the legal age for marriage. When I went to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get the certificate, did my wife bring it or wait for them to send it?
Your face is as rough as your life.
I'm not the kind of person who would kill a man if he fell down. I just sealed the well.
I had schizophrenia, but now we have recovered.
When God closes the door for you, he will also pinch your brain.
Don't look forward to tomorrow, because tomorrow will not be easy.
The right ear should be used when listening to the results, because the left ear is close to the heart, which may lead to sudden death.
Soul chicken soup is a small dish for people who are used to eating abalone, shark's fin and belly. Does the loser think that drinking a bowl of chicken soup will improve nutrition in an all-round way?
It is better to be uniform in beauty than different in ugliness.
Don't give up your dream, keep sleeping!
Work hard, every difficulty will overcome me.
I used to go to school to make money, but now I work to make money.
Don't always feel lonely. Look at the circle of fat on your belly. Haven't you never left?
Life is still interesting. After all, every day I want to die for different reasons.
Because of his introverted personality, he has been unable to do such things as rushing to pay the bill.
Who said money can't buy time? The network administrator will continue for another two hours.
The past can't be looked back, because you have no past that you can look back on.
Failure is also a part of success. Where you fall, you are corrupting others.
All roads lead to Rome, and each has a toll station.
If a person is good, he can do every line, every line, every line.
Most people lie for the first time in life, starting from writing a composition.
We should help when we have difficulties. If we have no difficulties, we should help when we create difficulties.
Knowledge gives you power, ignorance will give you more powerful, fearless and unpredictable power.
Don't be angry if you can't be angry, don't swear if you can't be angry, and do it directly if you can.
Although my money didn't come from the gale, it seems to have been blown away by the gale.
One cannot lower his noble head, except when picking up money.
Young and young leave home and return home, and learn a lot of Sao dialect.
The person who used to pour cold water on me, it doesn't matter. I'll boil it and return it to you.
Put down your mobile phone and go for a walk. Finally, you will find that it is still interesting.
I am good at shorting A-shares. As soon as I buy them, they will fall immediately.
The real food can be regarded as moon cakes.
As long as I eat fast enough, I will never catch up with my weight!
Don't bow to fate easily, because when you bow, you will see fat.
Everything in the world can be done in a hurry, except for math problems.
Who says I can't play musical instruments? I'm good at quitting.
Iron body, magnet bed.
Although my money didn't come from the gale, it seems to have been blown away by the gale.
There is only one kind of worry when you are not full, and there are countless worries when you are full.
In fact, you are not ugly, but you are not obviously beautiful.
When you think you can't do it, just walk on the street, so you are a pedestrian.
You can be as lazy as a pig, but not as lazy as a pig.
I haven't fallen into the peach trap for so many years. It's just two words. I don't have money.
If everyone understands you, then you have to be ordinary!
On Tomb Sweeping Day, you should go back to your school to sweep the graves, because your youth was buried there.
Mass blessings and single digit red envelopes are soulless.
I don't want to be the last one to let you down.
Don't care about the current low. There is still a long way to go in the future.
There are two kinds of results when a woman is forced to kiss to express her feelings, one is "pa pa pa", the other is "pa pa pa". This is the gap between Loser and Gao Fushai.
You must laugh, or you won't know how many crow's feet you have.
Hope is fire, disappointment is smoke, life is smoke while making fire.
I don't swear because I have strong practical ability.
As long as I work hard, nothing is impossible for me.
The world laughs at my madness. I laugh at how quickly the world can see it.
Give your favorite girl a lipstick. At least she has your sense of participation when kissing others.
The exam is so easy, where there is no exam!
You still have to have dreams. Otherwise, when you drink too much, what do you talk to people about?
It is not shameful to sell one's soul and principles. It is shameful to fail to sell at a good price.
There is less friendship and more reciprocity.
You are in my heart, just like the stars in the sky.
Whenever I take a brave step, God will timely and generously pave the way for me to go downhill.
What can you do to lower your dignity? Copy homework.
You are not so insecure, because no money is the safest.
Let's lose weight. It's faster to lose weight, faster to rebound, slower to give up.
Sharing weal and woe, you don't accompany, who are you?
It is not difficult to be a good man for one day, but it is difficult to be a rich man for a lifetime.
What is an April Fool's Day confession? Tomb sweeping Day confession is the king's way. If you fail, you can also say that you are possessed by a ghost!
There must be pure friendship between men and women. Every girl I know says she can only be friends with me at most.
Suddenly, I found that the first thing to get up is to touch the phone, and the last thing to put down the phone before going to bed.
It is said that a tired dog is not as tired as you.
For you, removing makeup is also called money laundering.
I used to go to school to make money, but now I work to make money.
If my life is a movie, then you are a pop-up advertisement.
Did I live for 16 years, or did I live for one day and repeat for 16 years?
The night lifted the wine, the wine lifted you, you lifted me, and we were poor.
Don't lose weight. You are ugly not only because you are fat.
Gui is not the defect of iPhone, poor is your defect.
Running freely with the wind is the direction, but I forget that my legs are short and have no strength.
Stupidity is not so terrible. After all, jellyfish have no brains and have lived for 600 million years.
Others don't know whether you are good or not. Others can only see that you are short, fat and poor.
Don't ask me what I have. Tell me what you want first, and then why you need it.
When looking for an object, don't just look at the other person's appearance, but first look at your own appearance!
Don't say you are a single dog anymore. Dogs are dead at your age.
If you like it, tell it, or you won't know how ugly you are.
Life is about ups and downs. At the end of the day, it will naturally jump twice.
I never think about when I can succeed. Since I have chosen to be far away, it is still far away.
Seeing his back, he charmed thousands of troops and turned his head to frighten off millions of heroes.
Use 2B to describe you. People don't like pencils.
I used to buy lottery tickets every day, but one day, I can't even afford to buy lottery tickets.
I don't know whether it is the love of others that is too easy or my own words are too hard.
Watching the gallop that splashed me away, the labor thought that when I got rich, I would buy a raincoat.
Everyone praises me for being virtuous, and I can do nothing at leisure.
The cold of looking through the autumn water can never be compared to the cold of wearing pants.
Try to understand the people you hate, and you will find that the more you look at them, the more annoying they are.
You haven't viewed the world. Where does your world view come from?
You can't always look at what you don't have. Look more at what you have. Forget it. Close your eyes.
There is no impassable ridge in life, only impassable ridge.
Even if it is salted fish, you are not the saltiest one.
Why quarrel? Can't you sit down calmly and slap each other?
Nine year compulsory education should open ventriloquism class. After all, there will be too much talk when you grow up.
You will never know which of your friends will become the next WeChat business.
Please cherish the person who treats you well, or you will not know when to meet another blind person when you miss it.
Don't set your bank card password as your girlfriend's birthday, or you will always have more trouble.
Everyone wants to save the world, but no one helps his mother wash the dishes.
Thanks to those who knocked me down on the road ahead, because it's really comfortable to lie down.
This life is so hard. Don't fight too hard. The next life will be even harder.
When comforting others, you should comfort yourself one set at a time. When comforting yourself, you just want to find a rope.
What does your partner call you? My partner told me to go away.
If the world doesn't want you, remember to come to me. I know several traffickers.
When you doubt life, in fact, this is your life.
Birds of a feather flock together to get poor points, and the rich get married eventually.
Everything in the world can be done in a hurry, except for math problems.
Don't say you have nothing, you still have a debt.
With my qualifications and diploma, I will sweep the streets of this city in the future.
The world is so big, I want to see if there are plastic bottles.
Life begins to put pickled peppers on my chicken paws!
