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Everyone praises me as virtuous and virtuous. I can't do anything when I'm free.

Never give up, once you start to give up, you will find very happy

If life deceives you, you turn on the beauty camera and cheat all the people.

An adult is not picky, and they say, I'm allergic to this.

Age and fat are the only things you can get for nothing.

They laugh at my ugliness, and I laugh at what they say.

Weight loss, you want to insist, but insist don't want you.

It's time for the Spring Festival to be over.

Only through hard work can we know that the gap in IQ is insurmountable.

As long as you persevere, those who laugh at you will be killed by you sooner or later.

When the salted fish has a dream, it will become a salted fish with a dream.

The so-called review is to confirm what you can't, and you really can't.

I don't want to get married and have children, which is my consciousness as a poor man.

The pancake lady said that she earns 30000 yuan a month, and she doesn't miss you an egg.

All stories will have an end, only life and you do not end.

You can't sleep well by yourself, and you want to sleep with someone else?

Don't bow to fate easily, because you will see fat when you bow down.

It's hard to look back on the past because you don't have anything to look back on.

I want to go to the cinema with my boyfriend. What's good for you?

You get a lot of money, but you also lose a lot of things, such as worry.

There must be fog in front of the mountain, and the boat will sink naturally at the end of the bridge.

Even if I scold you at ordinary times, I have to wait for me to beat you before I know that I have both literature and martial arts.

If the world doesn't want you, remember to come to me. I know several traffickers.

As long as I eat fast enough, I can't catch up with my weight!

The meaning that the poor can't be moved is that if you are poor, stay at home and don't go anywhere.

Expensive is not the defect of iPhone, poor is your defect.

Can you be sincere to me? Certainly. I really don't like you.

There is no love or hatred for no reason in the world, but TM is fat for no reason!

No one in the world can't live without anyone. Even a fish can be roasted without water.

When looking for a partner, don't just look at the other person's appearance, first look at your own appearance!

If you rob a bank, whether you succeed or fail, you won't have to go back to work for the next 10 years.

When others see you, they say you are a student, not because you look young, but because of the dirt you wear!

I want to live in your heart, only to find that it is a community, there are many neighbors.

Think well is the illusion, seriously do also have no future.

Meet the person you like to pursue bravely, so that you can know that there is more than one person who refuses you.

The girl who loves to laugh is not so bad, but the girl with bad luck can still laugh?

How do you look like a QR code? If you don't scan it, you don't know what you are!

Fame is like a fart. It's not enough to make a sound. It will stink for some time.

It doesn't matter if you are single. There will be a long time to be single in the future.

Can your play, like your money, be less?

The starting point of others is the end point far away from you.

Every time I look at the poor travel log, I feel that I don't want to be poor.

The girl who loves to laugh is not so bad, but the girl with bad luck can still laugh?

Good birth is to succeed, and you are to live.

Do anything must persist, always let you see, the day of failure.

An iron pestle can be ground into a needle, but a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. It's no use trying harder if the materials are wrong.

Life is like a dream, I have insomnia, life is like a play, I go through the gang, life is like a song, I am out of tune.

When others see you, they say you are a student, not because you look young, but because of the dirt you wear!

If you lend money to your friend, he will remember you the next time he is short of money.

There is no you can't imagine, only you can't do

You just have to watch other people wonderful. God has other plans for you.

The meaning that the poor can't be moved is that if you are poor, stay at home and don't go anywhere.

No matter what happens, where you fall, just lie there for a while.

If everyone understands you, you have to be ordinary!

You are always so stingy. You have damaged several doors.

If you quarrel with an object, don't investigate the reason for the quarrel. You should understand how bold he is.

Rich people are worried about taxes, and you just don't sleep enough!

We are unprecedented tacit understanding, suddenly you ignore me and I ignore you.

A lazy man's clothes are small, and his salary is naturally cool.

Don't think the world has abandoned you, the world has no time to pay attention to you

Sleep until hand cramps, count money to wake up naturally.

Can you have less money, like you?

When I left my hometown, the villagers never had a drink of well water.

Your complicated facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

Single hair loss and no money, running into the elderly.

Although I don't care about you at ordinary times, there are many bad things about you behind my back.

You're a sugar cane man. It's sweet at the beginning, and it's all dregs in the back.

Life is like water in a sponge. As long as you don't want to squeeze, it will evaporate one day.

When you feel ugly and poor, don't be sad. At least your judgment is correct.

If you become a spare tire, please forget that you are also a jack.

Although life is rough, but I never yield to fate! I usually bend my knees, orz.

Expensive is not the defect of iPhone, poor is your defect.

If you have difficulties, you should help if you have no difficulties.

Doing political papers is the time when I lie the most in my life.

Which has what empathy heart, is all stands to speak not waist pain mouth.

Learning without thinking is futile; thinking without learning is perilous. Do not think not learn into the network loan.

Who said you have no perseverance, single this matter, you did not insist for decades?

Can you buy happiness? No, money itself is happiness!

There is a period of love, called self indulgence.

Don't think the world has abandoned you, the world has no time to pay attention to you!

Single hair loss and no money, running into the elderly.

There is no news that can't be seen, only people who don't want to return.

Do you think rich people are happy? You can't imagine their happiness.

This year, which has not broken up the love, only does not hurt the hand Libai. You have to be open-minded.

If two people quarrel, beating him can't solve the problem, but it's a relief.

Believe in yourself. You can't do what others can.

Good birth is to succeed, and you are to live.

Money is hard to earn, but easy to spend.

If you're not happy with your money, you're spending it the wrong way.

In the last month, there have been thirty days that have been very rough.

Life not only has in front of you, but also has the distant wolfberry.

The person who gives you a thumbs up is not necessarily praising you, but may also be aiming at you with a gun.

Beauty fades, but stupidity lasts~

I tried to disappear, and no one asked.

If you think you are busy becoming a dog every day, it must be your illusion. Dogs must be less busy than you.

Looking back 500 times in the past life, but in exchange for a sentence in this world, rogue.

Salted fish turn over to get a thorough sun exposure. You turn over because your hands are numb.

As long as you work hard enough, if you can't do it well, you can still fail more thoroughly.

Others care about whether you fly high or not and fly tired, but I only care about whether your wings are delicious?

As long as you are willing to bear hardships, work hard, put down your body and ask for food, there will always be someone to catch up with

In fact, what you hate is not square dancing, but square dancing aunts.

Although those rich people are very beautiful on the surface, in fact, they are more beautiful in private.

The ugly duckling can become a swan not because he works hard, but because his parents are swans.

Every time you spend money, you say your wallet is bleeding, but you don't know that your wallet has lost too much blood and died.

Are you in love? Let's just say there's no such thing. You can cleverly cover up facts that didn't exist in the past.

The meaning that the poor can't be moved is that if you are poor, stay at home and don't go anywhere.

Go out and walk while you are young, or you won't know how wonderful it is to stay at home.

Time is money. Am I wasting time? No, I'm just showing off my wealth!

No one cares how high you fly, but there are a group of people waiting to see how miserable you fall.

Women pretend to be in love to maintain love, while men pretend to be in love to achieve climax.

At the same time, it will shut the door for your God.

Fat people don't starve to death. They die of starvation.

God is fair, he gave you a ugly face, will certainly give you a poor family.

Although I learn slowly, but I give up quickly!

Your good night, just to shut me up.

Everything is going up, that is, people are getting more and more cheap.

There is no end to learning.

If you are ugly, you should keep fit, so that you can beat others when they say you are ugly.

Others are emitting the sour smell of love, only me, emitting the unique fragrance of a single dog.

You don't know how to arrange your life. There will be many people to help you arrange what they need you to do.

The female ticket suddenly became thinner, most of it was air leakage.

There is a road in the mountain of books. It's because you don't have a rich life.

People's heart is short of snake swallowing elephant. If you don't have strength, don't be tough!

Like a person to express their love, in case, become a spare tire?

It takes three hours for you to pick yourself up and get things done in three minutes.

Don't ask me what I have. Tell me what you want first, and then what you can do with it.

Intermittent complacency, continuous mixed eating and death.

Nothing but the place.

Although I learn slowly, but I give up quickly!

Horses keep their hooves, you keep their mouths.

When someone else goes to work, you make noodles.

The meaning that the poor can't be moved is that if you are poor, stay at home and don't go anywhere.

No one is afraid of anything. I have a partner. I have never won chess.

Don't worry, as long as you keep going downhill, you will never be at the bottom of your life.

Journey to the West tells us that having a pig like teammate can make the team go to the West.

Distance produces not beauty, but the third.

Although you look ugly, you want to be beautiful.

May you have wine, meat and girls in the future. Girls are ugly.

Some people have worked hard all their lives to get into the third class from the fourth class.

Since ancient times, deep love can not be retained, always routine win the hearts of the people.

Some things are not that I don't care, but I care, what can I do?

You think you'd better bow to life? Life is about getting you down on your knees.

It doesn't matter who you are, but what you want to do when you break into my life?

When you see me staring at you all the way, don't think I'm interested in you. I really can't see who you are.

You're nothing, but one thing you do really well is daydreaming.

If you like it, you have to confess it so that you can know what number of spare tire you are.

I make friends, never care if he has money, anyway, I am not poor.

After living for so many years, I found that the only thing I could stick to was to charge the mobile phone every day.

Looking at his back, he bewildered thousands of troops and turned his head to frighten back a hundred thousand masters.

I hope some things can be solved by myself, not by myself, but by myself.

The cost of living is like a big aunt. It comes once a month and disappears in a few days.

I am full of yearning for life, although life is far away from me.

What does your partner call you? My partner told me to get out of here.

Don't think you can't insist on coming, you will insist on staying up late to play with your mobile phone.

Poverty is not a state, but a normal state.

I have a dream, just a dream.

They say that elder sister is beautiful. In fact, they are all made up.

I'm not even afraid of being poor and ugly, but also afraid of being single?

May you have wine, meat and girls in the future. Girls are ugly.

When you lose your motivation, look at your bank card balance. Then you'll find out: work doesn't work.

Love really needs courage to accept, no one loves again and again.

Do you know why heaven envies talents? Because nobody cares how long a fool lives.

Only a liar is sincere, because he is really cheating you.

Every time you want to save money, that's when your IQ reaches its peak!

The idea of eating food is to eat more if it is delicious, and to eat more if it is not delicious.

Even if you fail 99 times, you should try again to round up the whole number.

Life not only has in front of you, but also has the distant wolfberry.

Hope is fire, disappointment is smoke, life is smoke while making fire.

Distance produces not beauty, but the third.

As long as you don't make a fuss, money really does everything.

My hobbies are divided into dynamic and static, dynamic is turning over, static is sleeping.

You will be fat sooner or later.

Some things are not that I don't care, but I care, what can I do?

There must be fog in front of the mountain, and the boat will sink naturally at the end of the bridge.

You can be a cow or a horse, but never be Party B.

People of the older generation often tell us that when we are young, we should eat more bitterness, so that we can get used to it when we are old!

After exercise, you will be surprised to find that you are just from fat to strong.

If you like, you will not know how ugly you are.

Life is short, and I'm fuckin 'lazy.

It doesn't matter if you are single. There will be a long time to be single in the future.

I have no money, I don't have a car, I don't have a house.

Tomorrow will not be better.

There is a period of love, called self indulgence.

When you feel ugly and poor, don't be sad. At least your judgment is correct.

If you are lazy with me, you will lose because I am too lazy to compare with you.

You don't know how to arrange your life. There will be many people to help you arrange what they need you to do.

The next life, it will be so hard.

Your face, a day destined, nine points to see the filter.

Whether it's a white hat or a black hat, it's not a good hat to turn green.

He tried to cheer up, but accidentally killed him.

People are looking for success all their life, but more often than not, what they find is success!

Don't wait for tomorrow to hand in the work, and then find an excuse, today to find a good.

I work hard every day to prove to those who look down on me that they are right.

The deposit is negative, the house is rented, there is a bicycle, or shared.

You are my little apple. Oh, I hate it! I mean, I really want to cut you.

Rich people are close to me, rich people are far away from me!

People are looking for success all their life, but more often than not, what they find is success!

Nothing can knock a person down at a time, as long as it is strong enough, it will continue to knock you down!

Nothing is difficult in the world, as long as you give up!

For people like you, even if you put the word "local tyrant" on your face, others will read it in reverse.

You have to work hard to live, because you have to work hard to know that you really can't.

There is only one life, but there is more than one life threatening thing.

This second does not give up, the next second, more despair.

Laziness is a good excuse to say that you can accomplish great things if you work hard.

Young people, it's nothing to have no money now, and there will be many days without money in the future.

Thanks to the people who knocked me down on the road before, because it's really comfortable to lie down.

God will not treat infatuated people badly, he is to the death of the whole.

Tomorrow after tomorrow, how many tomorrow! Since there are so many, we may as well delay.

Pay will have a return, such as one time of extravagance, for twice the disappointment.

You can't always stare at the screen of your mobile phone. You should look up from time to time to see where your boss is.

It doesn't matter if the melon is sweet or not, as long as it can quench your thirst.

Always repeating, especially mistakes!

If you can't rob others, you can't do it on singles day.

Whether you love your work or not, the work will be waiting for you there.

Don't be depressed, child, you should be as lively and cheerful as a neuropathy.

Your complicated facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

I changed her from a girl to a woman, she changed me from a boy to a poor man.

Love you is not two or three days, but, a day did not love.

When I am angry, you must coax me and buy me food. I'll kill you when I'm full.

Hope is all the time, and you miss every moment.

Primary school English level support to now, more and more powerless.

After all, there will be too many words to speak when you grow up.

Some people appear in your life, want to tell you, you are so cheat!

If you are good at it, you can do it one line at a time.

If you help a friend who is in urgent need of money, he will remember you the next time he needs money.

Even if it's salty fish, you're not the saltiest one.

You give grass a little love, grass also you a piece of green!

As long as you don't dig the corner well.

Intermittently wash one's mind and reform one's face intermittently, eat intermittently and so on.

God for you to close a security door, but also conveniently to you on a titanium alloy lock.

My future is a dream, but unfortunately, I still have insomnia.

Especially can bear hardships these five words, I thought, I can only achieve the first four.

There must be new expectations every day, so as to have new disappointment.

Who said you have no perseverance, single this matter, you did not insist for decades?

Only those who have worked hard know how important the background is!

My biggest weakness is the lack of money.

One meal is as fierce as a tiger, and the salary is two thousand five.

People need to work hard, after trying hard, you will find that you are really ordinary.

I don't want to get married and have children, which is my consciousness as a poor man.

Your sister is a good girl. She has shared a lot for your mother.

Life is not like this or that. In short, it won't be what you think.

Three days are doomed, seven by hard work, and 90 minutes to see the face.

A thief came to my house to steal money yesterday. We looked for it all night.

I have a dream, just a dream.

When looking for a partner, don't just look at the other person's appearance, first look at your own appearance!

When others see you, they say you are a student, not because you look young, but because of the dirt you wear!

Only when you have suffered from bitterness can you know that there is no bitterness, only more bitterness.

Time is money. Am I wasting time? No, I'm just showing off my wealth!

Don't say you're a single dog. Dogs are dead at your age.

Sometimes people are cold to you, it may not be your problem. Maybe he just doesn't like ugliness.

Your face is as rough as your life.

There are things or people that you can't do without money. You have to have a lot of money.

He once dreamed of walking around the world with a sword. Because he was too fat, he cancelled the original plan.

Many times you don't force yourself, you don't know, you still have the ability to screw things up!

You are always so stingy. You have damaged several doors.

Life is like a phone call, either you hang up or I hang up first.

Please cherish the person who is good to you, otherwise you will not know when you miss it, and then you can meet another blind one.

My biggest weakness is the lack of money.

As long as you don't make a fuss, money really does everything.

I don't even know a few famous brands. Sometimes, I don't know that others are showing off their wealth.

I'm not the child who spends 50 yuan and has to think about it for a long time. Now I have to think about it for five yuan.

The one with wings is not necessarily an angel. It may be Lei Zhenzi.

You feel lonely. It doesn't matter. You still have a cell phone.

Don't say you're a single dog. A dog can have three wives and four concubines.

Now it doesn't matter if you are suffering. As long as you live, there will be good things happening to others.

Whenever I find the key to success, I find that someone has replaced the lock cylinder

The longest love history of a person is probably narcissism.

Insomnia can't sleep, may be because your cell phone still has electricity.

Don't put your eyes on the mobile phone for too long, experts have said that the phone will run out of power.

This life is so hard, don't try too hard, the next life will be more bitter.

The world is fair. People who are busier than you earn more than you and those who are idle earn less.

You two seem to be a perfect match. The garbage sorting of Yuelao is quite up to standard.

Please wear helmets when riding electric vehicles, otherwise, the students who drive Benz will recognize you.

If time can go back, it must be, you are dreaming.

Since childhood, I like to be independent, such as relying on my own ability.

You give grass a little love, grass also you a piece of green!

99% of the things in the world can be solved with money, and the remaining 1% needs more money.

According to analysis, the root cause of extramarital love is marriage.

Don't look at my indifference to you at ordinary times. In fact, I look forward to your accident every day in private!

It's hard to look back on the past because you don't have anything to look back on.

Success can be copied, but for you, paste is forbidden here.

There is no straight man, as long as you are good-looking, you can become curved.

If you have a lot of money in front of you and a million fans, what does that have to do with you?

Opportunities are always left to those who have the heart and the face.

If my life is a movie, then you are a pop-up advertisement.

As long as I work hard, there's nothing I can't screw up.

I usually talk will give people face, in case I hate you, yes, I was intentional.

Although I earn less, I save more. Yesterday Ferrari saved more than two million.

The only thing more terrible than loneliness is to be known that you are lonely.

You can not only buy a big globe, but also take a vacation.

No matter what happens, where you fall, just lie there for a while.

You are so good at comforting others. You must have spent many days comforting yourself.

Where there is a long way to go, wave is a person walking tea cool.

I was taught not to spend money indiscriminately since I was a child. When I grew up, I found out how to spend money without money at all?

If you are ugly, you should keep fit, so that you can beat others when they say you are ugly.

Don't care what others think of you. If you care, others don't look up to you.

If a woman wants to please himself, a man should be poor!

Say in front of the mirror every day that you are great, and soon the mirror will become a great mirror.

I am ugly, is to reduce the image quality and improve performance, why my life is still so card?

Despair is not in a certain moment, but in every moment.

Many times you don't force yourself, you don't know, you still have the ability to screw things up!

There is no you can't imagine, only you can't do

If we don't owe each other, how can we meet again.

How many eunuchs can you ask.

Sometimes people are cold to you, it may not be your problem. Maybe he just doesn't like ugliness.

When I was a child, I was afraid to dream of looking for the toilet. The most terrible thing was that I found the toilet when I didn't wake up.

Don't say you're a single dog. A dog can have three wives and four concubines.

Pinch your fingers and you're going to break up.

Other people's gold will always shine, and you, will always spend.

Don't talk about leaving everything to time. Time is too lazy to clean up your mess.

College students, you have to know, learning may not be able to harvest, but chopping hands can certainly receive goods.

If you can't rob others, you can't do it on singles day.

Your stinky foot was bitten by a poisonous snake. After 6 hours of rescue, the snake was finally saved.

To ask what money is in the world is a promise of life and death.

You said ice is sleeping water, I only remember fart is excrement sigh.

I wish my wallet could be as thick as my cheek one day.

Thin people can wear clothes out of the story, fat people can only wear into accidents.

It doesn't matter if you are single. There will be a long time to be single in the future.

A thief came to my house to steal money yesterday. We looked for it all night.

Every time you want to save money, that's when your IQ reaches its peak!

There is no indecision, not because of counseling.

My principle, only three words, to see the mood.

I thought tomorrow would be better, and then I looked forward to it every day.

An iron pestle can be ground into a needle, but a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. It's no use trying harder if the materials are wrong.

If you have any unhappiness, just sleep for a while. Nothing can't be solved by sleeping once. If there is, sleep back.

When we meet our elders, it's not that we don't want to call them, but we don't know what to call them at all.

Even if her husband doesn't like it, she will hide in the closet.

Nothing lasts forever, but you can.

Three days are doomed, seven by hard work, and 90 minutes to see the face.

Is money really that important to you? I've been talking about it for more than three hours, and I haven't lost a cent.

Everything is going up, that is, people are getting more and more cheap.

I want to go to the cinema with my boyfriend. What's good for you?

Now the girls are too shameful, the neckline is so low, you can't see the career line

Looking back on the past, I didn't even go straight once.

Money can't buy happiness, that must be, your money is too little!

Let it be is just another way of saying there is nothing to do.

It is the least respect for winter to put autumn clothes into autumn trousers and cotton socks.

If you don't cherish me, then after this village, I will wait for you in the next village.

Don't think God is torturing you, but in fact, God doesn't care about you.

It's money. It's like no one is short of it.

God closed a door for you, will also add security lock, big bolt.

All of today's things are just passing away. You'll start tomorrow.

Try to match up the students around you, so that you can reduce a sum of money.

As long as you are willing to bear hardships, work hard, put down your body and ask for food, there will always be someone to catch up with

Knowledge gives you strength, ignorance gives you more powerful, fearless, and unpredictable power.

Especially can bear hardships these five words, I thought, I can only achieve the first four.

A girl asked me to borrow money for cosmetic surgery, which was successful. I didn't recognize who asked me for the money.

Three views are useless. You have to rely on your facial features!

Show the best show at noon, because sooner or later there will be retribution.

To you, removing makeup is also called money laundering.

The three steps of meeting difficulties, facing it, dealing with it, abandoning it.

After all, jellyfish have no brains and live for 600 million years.

Life is different from riding a bicycle. Even if you go downhill, it won't be easy.

The life span of mobile phone is 1 / 20 of that of human beings. Please put down the chores around you and accompany it well!

Soft heart is not a disease, it is fatal to turn back.

Your good night, just to shut me up.

There is a period of love, called self indulgence.

Boy, come on! As long as you work hard, your boss is sure to succeed.

Suddenly found that the first thing to get up is to touch the mobile phone, the last thing before going to bed is to put down the mobile phone.

You think you'd better bow to life? Life is about getting you down on your knees.

Other people save your number is to contact you, I am different, I save your number is not to receive.

Today is new year's Eve, come here and give you a piece of your favorite swan meat.

Beautiful leather bags are the same, and interesting souls are more than 200 kg.

One meal is as fierce as a tiger, and the salary is two thousand five.

Love can't be bought with money.

Why do parents only look at grades? crap! Can they understand the topic?

The female ticket suddenly became thinner, most of it was air leakage.

If you are ugly, you should read more books. In any case, anything else has nothing to do with you.

The night gives you black eyes, but you turn your eyes with them.

If the world doesn't want you, remember to come to me. I know several traffickers.

I don't know what happiness is when I am in it? It's just that I'm going to get fat and become a pig. I still think I'm ok.

If you want to buy a Porsche Cayenne, please tell me where your money comes from!

Heart is higher than heaven, life is thinner than paper.

Love at first sight is good-looking, thoughtful is no money.

My hobbies are divided into dynamic and static, dynamic is turning over, static is sleeping.

Once again, please tell me what makes me cry.

It doesn't matter if the melon is sweet or not, as long as it can quench your thirst.

If I have something that you don't like, please overcome it by yourself.

No, I can't cross the ridge, only can't cross the ridge.

There is no wife in the cake, no cotton in the marshmallow, so there is no money in the purse.

You can't ignore your ugliness just because you are fat.

For the poor, if life is not tired, it is not called life!

If you think from the perspective of others, one day you will find that you have lost yourself.

There are things or people that you can't do without money. You have to have a lot of money.

Primary school English level support to now, more and more powerless.

The night gives you black eyes, but you turn your eyes with them.

Opportunities are always left to those who have the heart and the face.

All roads lead to Rome, and each has a toll gate.

Xiao San is a good thing. She took the dog that doesn't love you.

This life is so hard, don't try too hard, the next life will be more bitter.

Don't set the bank card password as your girlfriend's birthday, or you'll have to change it.

I didn't even buy lottery tickets every day.

How touching the earth at the beginning, there will be more than ten thousand calamities.

If no one holds hands, I carry my pocket.

He likes you to be plain and beautiful.

Who says you don't like sports? Not only can you play the ball, but you also play well.

No one wants to save the world.

Don't think the world has abandoned you, the world has no time to pay attention to you

Commitment is like farting. At that time, it was earth shaking, but after that, it was powerless.

When a relative asks about my grades, I will ask him about the year-end bonus.

If you want small profits, you can't achieve great things.

To ask what money is in the world is a promise of life and death.

The farther the poem and the distance, the dirtier it is. The more stupid the horse is riding with dream!

The female ticket suddenly became thinner, most of it was air leakage.

Life is like a phone call, either you hang up or I hang up first.

I'm super fond of small animals. How to say, it's dundon.

Rich people are worried about taxes, and you just don't sleep enough!

There is no chicken soup in the world. When the chicken dies, it is made into chicken soup.

One of the symptoms of mental breakdown is the belief that one's job is very important.

Poverty is only temporary, as long as you work hard, you will find that you gradually get used to it.

What's terrible is not that others fool you today, but forget you.

The ocean is the widest in the world, the sky is broader than the ocean, and the examination scope is broader than the sky.

An iron pestle can be ground into a needle, but a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. It's no use trying harder if the materials are wrong.

I wanted to enjoy life and found it hard to survive.

Love can't be bought with money.

You can't break a broken jar. You have to smash it!

Nowadays, some people eat by their faces, while others eat by their faces.

I never bully the weak. Before I bullied him, I didn't know he was weaker than me.

Commitment is like farting. At that time, it was earth shaking, but after that, it was powerless.

I am ugly, is to reduce the image quality and improve performance, why my life is still so card?

The world is so big, I want to see if there are plastic bottles.

You can't afford a good-looking skin bag, and an interesting soul can't look up to you.

If you don't cherish me, then after this village, I will wait for you in the next village.

Wu Zetian proved that success has nothing to do with gender. You have proved that success has nothing to do with you.

Nine out of ten things are unhappy in life, and the remaining 12 out of ten are extremely unhappy.

Pay will have a return, such as one time of extravagance, for twice the disappointment.

Your sister is a good girl. She has shared a lot for your mother.

A man cannot lower his noble head, except when he picks up money.

When you are in love, you will feel like taking drugs. If you break up, you will feel like giving up drugs again.

Life is different from riding a bicycle. Even if you go downhill, it won't be easy.

I'm not the kind of person who falls into the well and kills the stone. I just seal the well.

Do you know why so many beauties have lost their lives since ancient times? Because no one cares how long an ugly person lives.

When a relative asks about my grades, I will ask him about the year-end bonus.

Why do you want to sleep in school? Because school is where dreams begin.

You haven't viewed the world. Where does your world view come from?

I miss you so much, the first sentence is false, the second sentence is also false.

You two seem to be a perfect match. The garbage sorting of Yuelao is quite up to standard.

Life won't give you up, but it won't let you go.

My head is not empty. I'm a man who wants to do great things. It's just the beginning of chaos.

Time is a butcher's knife, but he has no way to take ugly people.

Don't be too confident. You may have believed in the wrong person.

Women pretend to be in love to maintain love, while men pretend to be in love to achieve climax.

After ten years of continuous efforts and struggle, I finally changed from ignorant youth to ignorant youth.

All of a sudden, you and I don't understand each other.

What about hair loss? Eat a healthy diet and keep a good attitude so that you can accept this fact.

We are good friends. If you fall down, I will help you up, but when I finish laughing.

It's true that Feng Shui turns around, but if you're on the axis, it's embarrassing.

Failure is not terrible. What's terrible is that you still believe it.

How do you look like a QR code? If you don't scan it, you don't know what you are!

Nothing can defeat you, because you have never succeeded.

Lu Yao knows that he is short of horsepower and sees evil intentions for a long time.

Other people's girlfriends are going to get angry, and your girlfriend is still blowing.

There is no obstacle in life, just because you have short legs.

After all, she is blind and can't be hurt any more.

A lot of skills are useful at the end of the day!

People who are better than you are still working hard. What's the use of your efforts?

Girls who love to laugh always have more crow's feet than others.

Work, love and life are not smooth? Look in the mirror more, you will understand a lot of things.

What is the biggest shame in life? Cheating in the exam still failed.

There are no unsolvable problems, but there are endless problems.

Although my money is not windy, but it seems to be blown away by the wind.

If you quarrel with an object, don't investigate the reason for the quarrel. You should understand how bold he is.

Intermittently wash one's mind and reform one's face intermittently, eat intermittently and so on.

If there is any truth in the world, that is!

This life is so hard, don't try too hard, the next life will be more bitter.

Who said you have no perseverance, single this matter, you did not insist for decades?

It doesn't matter if you say something wrong, you will continue to say it wrong.

There is only one kind of trouble when you are not full, and there are countless troubles when you are full.

Do not eat fat Chinese new year, how can you afford to die of chicken, duck, fish and pig?

What can be solved with money is not a problem, but how to have money is your biggest problem.

At least in the summer, you're half done.

Seeing others walking on the road to success, you ask yourself, don't you want to be a stumbling block on his way to success?

The dream still has to have, in case the next life has come true?

Compared with ugliness, poverty is not worth mentioning.

It's not terrible to die, but to live no longer.

The so-called growth is to hear the four words of rough seas, no longer associated with the sea.

As long as the hoe is well waved, there is no corner to dig.

Twenty years ago, those silly children who ate little raccoon still couldn't collect the five blessings.

Failure is not terrible. What's terrible is that you still believe it.

You're never lonely, because you don't want to make friends with you.

Poverty is not terrible. What's terrible is that I am the poorest person.

Wish to have a heart, so as to avoid old blind date.

If you don't leave, I will die.

If the word "give up" appears in your mind, be sure to tell yourself firmly: you have nothing, where can you give up?

Did I live for 16 years, or did I live for 1 day and repeat for 16 years?

Haidilao's service is really good. Last time I had a meal without money, the waiter called the police for me.

Don't talk about leaving everything to time. Time is too lazy to clean up your mess.

I think there must be a lot of people secretly in love with me, because for so many years, no one told me!

Although you have never been abroad, you are jet lagged every day.

If you really want to do a good job, the world will stand in your way.

Snow White explains that no matter how good the seven losers are to her, they are not as good as a kiss from Gao Fu Shuai.

Success is like a ghost, only others have met it.

I hope some things can be solved by myself, not by myself, but by myself.

According to analysis, the root cause of extramarital love is marriage.

Don't panic to accept failure, feel it slowly.

Put the right resume to find a good job, cast the right fetus, you can not look for a job.

In the most beautiful age to meet you, I want to say, it's really bloody mold!

When listening to the results, you should use the right ear, because the left ear is close to the heart, and sudden death may occur.

Don't look at my indifference to you at ordinary times. In fact, I look forward to your accident every day in private!

Don't complain about the miserable experience of the present, which is far worse than the future.

18-year-old do not use any cosmetics, 28-year-old no cosmetics.

This age will sing in your ears, like your body will send you bags, only mosquitoes.

Your dad has to work hard to make you look effortless.

At present, the most reliable way is to get rich.

Don't be depressed, child, you should be as lively and cheerful as a neuropathy.

You don't have nothing. You're still sick!

There is only one life, but there is more than one life threatening thing.

More lonely than a person eating hot pot is, a person, no money to eat hot pot.

If you see my face is not good, don't think too much, that is, you forget to give the red envelope.

The real food can be regarded as moon cakes.

You are just like my sunshine, which is dazzling.

Staying up late is not good for your health. It is recommended to stay up all night.

To you, removing makeup is also called money laundering.

If you want to buy a Porsche Cayenne, please tell me where your money comes from!

Snow White explains that no matter how good the seven losers are to her, they are not as good as a kiss from Gao Fu Shuai.

People often say, do not leave youth blank, so I blacken it!

It's not terrible to die, but to live no longer.

Other people review reading, are looking at to understand, I am looking at to see open.

If Cinderella's shoes fit, they would not have fallen off. If the prince really loved Cinderella, he would not have known the girl who had danced with him all night.

If you help a friend who is in urgent need of money, he will remember you the next time he needs money.

The world is so big, you only watch in the circle of friends.

All of today's things are just passing away. From tomorrow on, you will be nothing.

Life is the ups and downs. At the end of the day, you'll jump twice.

Your lover is a hero. He will ride on colorful auspicious clouds and go to the Internet bar to eat chicken every day.

The pain of life is not because you have no money, but because others have money.

If you like a girl, try to make more money, and then you can make more money.

Other people save your number is to contact you, I am different, I save your number is not to receive.

You are a serious person. You really help others and try all the mistakes.

Beautiful leather bags are the same, and interesting souls are more than 200 kg.

Love you is not two or three days, but, a day did not love.

If you are ugly, you should read more books. In any case, anything else has nothing to do with you.

Good luck will come, but it will come to others.

People who have really worked hard will understand how important talent is.

Sometimes, if you make up your mind to do something, the world will hold you back.

If you are particularly infatuated with a person, then you must not be worthy of him!

It's the vending machine that leaves you a light in the middle of the night.

Live a good life. There will be new attacks every day.

When you encounter difficulties, you can't remember it the next day.

Others have backgrounds, but I only have my back.

If I don't have the ability to comfort myself, I can't live now.

Childhood dream is to be a hero, did not expect to be able to easily achieve in the mobile phone, and there are many choices.

You are so good at comforting others. You must have spent many days comforting yourself.

No matter what kind of alienation we become in the end, a red envelope can go back to the beginning.

Failure is not terrible. What's terrible is that you still believe it.

Turn your black eyes with the night.

I want to go to the cinema with my boyfriend. What's good for you?

Don't always feel lonely, look at the circle of fat on the belly, have never left it?

Good looking leather bag reality split, interesting soul spirit derailment?.

Face the tribulation bravely, those who can't kill you at most are to let you leave a disability.

Everyone who shakes his legs has a sewing machine in his heart.

The world laughs at me for being crazy. I laugh at how quickly the world can see it.

Do you know the difference between investment and speculation? One is Putonghua, the other is Cantonese.

When God closes a door for you, he will also clip your brain.

You will be fat sooner or later.

Learning without thinking is futile; thinking without learning is perilous. Do not think not learn into the network loan.

It's money. It's like no one is short of it.

Suddenly found that the first thing to get up is to touch the mobile phone, the last thing before going to bed is to put down the mobile phone.

Rich people are close to me, rich people are far away from me!

Quietly I eat, just as I quietly fat.

No matter how hard you are, you have to be poor.

Some people have worked hard all their lives to get into the third class from the fourth class.

When you feel that life is unfair to you, weigh yourself and look in the mirror, you will feel that everything is reasonable.

Don't talk about being cheated. All the people at your age are guests.

Homesickness is a small ticket. I am at this end and the yellow cattle is at that end.

After all, she is blind and can't be hurt any more.

All stories will have an end, only life and you do not end.

Wake up, you are not bereaved, but the normal performance of having no money and sex.

Although I don't care about you at ordinary times, there are many bad things about you behind my back.

If you are good at it, you can do it one line at a time.

Some tests rely on strength, others rely on vision, NIMA, I rely on imagination!

The biggest advantage of a blind date is that if the marriage goes wrong in the future, you can put the blame on the matchmaker.

Every woman is looking for a man and finally finds out that the most masculine is herself.

When you are in love, you will feel like taking drugs. If you break up, you will feel like giving up drugs again.

If you think that all around you are flies, you may be a piece of shit.

It doesn't matter whether you are beautiful or not. The beauty you think is the real beauty!

Life is not as good as nine, can talk to people how to 23.

Tomorrow after tomorrow, how many tomorrow! Since there are so many, we may as well delay.

All the people who complain about social injustice and system translate into one sentence: please give me money, women and social status.

I don't think it's terrible to be lovelorn, but blind.

Those who can't go are called far away, those who can't go back are called hometown.

Every time I bravely take a step, God will be timely and generous for me, paving the next downhill road.

There is no straight man, as long as you are good-looking, you can become curved.

The world will not turn away from you. It will only turn faster and faster. After all, it is much lighter.

The road in the distance, in addition to the unknown, there is despair.

You can't break a broken jar. You have to smash it!

You've suffered the most serious injury in playing football. It's your girlfriend who comes to the court to feed water to your opponent!

There's no hope to be a good man, and bad man is not good at it.

Spring Festival holiday starts with skipping brunch.

Static as paralysis, as if epilepsy.

You've been home early these two days. Recently, many pigs have been stolen. I'm afraid you'll have an accident.

To make girls cry is a very seedless thing, and to make boys cry is a big deal.

Success can be copied, but for you, paste is forbidden here.

Although you have never been abroad, you are jet lagged every day.

Only when you eat bitterly, can you know how hard it is.

Heart piercing? It doesn't exist! Where is the heart?

Since the back of the world, why turn around chaos Fanghua.

Salted fish turned over, but still salted fish.

I'm not Zhuge Liang, and I don't have a straw boat, but why do you always go to me?

The exam is so easy, where can't test where!

The money to buy a house has not been saved yet, and it will start to save money for buying graves.

If the whole world doesn't want you, you should remember me, and I don't want you.

Others have backgrounds, but I only have my back.

The most beautiful word in the world is not that I love you, but that your tumor is benign!

Take selfie with Meiyan mobile phone more and more do not know how ugly they are.

Failure is a part of failure.

The pain of life is not because you have no money, but because others have money.

You're not incompetent. You just don't have the right to choose.

People who have really worked hard know that the gap in IQ is insurmountable.

Everyone wants to go to heaven, but no one wants to die.

Don't think the world without you, no difference, without you, the earth will rotate faster.

It's not because you see hope that you insist, but because you insist, you know there is no hope.

Wine in the night, wine in you, you in me, we in poverty.

If you help a friend who is in urgent need of money, he will remember you the next time he needs money.

In order to prevent me from spending money again this month, I spent all my money ahead of time.

I'm not short. I'm just far from the sky.

Some people appear in your life, want to tell you, you are so cheat!

Don't give up your dream and keep sleeping!

Talk about money hurt feelings, talk about feelings hurt money.

It's not terrible to die, but to live no longer.

You don't have security because you don't have money.

I don't want to have a dog, I don't want to have a cat. I just want to raise you. After all, raising pigs can make you rich.

Girls who love to laugh always have more crow's feet than others.

It's not necessarily the prince who rides the white horse, but also the Tang monk!

A man cannot lower his noble head, except when he picks up money.

You should be careful during the Spring Festival. After all, it is necessary to kill pigs during the Spring Festival.

Your face, a day destined, nine points to see the filter.

We are good friends. If you fall down, I will help you up, but when I finish laughing.

In this final exam, I will tell you how many students there are in our grade.

Don't say you're a single dog. A dog can have three wives and four concubines.

Some young people create their high-end income image through high-end consumption.

Where are you stuck in the National Day?

There will be a lot of unexpected things in the world, for example, you think I'll give an example.

Others use famous brand bags, but you can only use expression bags.

Learning makes people happy, but not learning makes people happier.

The friendship between girls, like plastic flowers, although fake but never fade.

Although I look ugly, but bought beautiful clothes, I can ugly beautiful.

Beauty fades, but stupidity lasts~

Soul chicken soup is a small dish for people who are used to eating abalone and shark's fin tripe. Diaosi thinks that drinking a bowl of chicken soup will improve nutrition in an all-round way?

Three views are useless. You have to rely on your facial features!

If you don't play with your mobile phone one day, you won't die. Your life is still there, but your soul is lost!

There is a period of love, called self indulgence.

Time is a butcher's knife, but he has no way to take ugly people.

Although you look ugly, you want to be beautiful.

There are two kinds of people I hate most about driving. One is people who like to add more traffic, and the other is people who don't let me.

At present, the most reliable way to get rich is to demolish your house.

Can you be sincere to me? Certainly. I really don't like you.

Food is generally more kind, because every day only want to eat, there is no time to calculate others.

You must laugh, or you won't know how many crow's feet you have.

Who said I can't play musical instruments? I'm out of the house and I'm good at it.

Success is like a ghost, only others have met it.

Even if her husband doesn't like it, she will hide in the closet.

I just don't look down on you.

Good birth is to succeed, and you are to live.

If life deceives you, don't be sad, don't be anxious, life will continue to deceive you.

When I can cash out the money in my head.

Looking at his back, he bewildered thousands of troops and turned his head to frighten back a hundred thousand masters.

The world is fair. People who are busier than you earn more than you and those who are idle earn less.

No, I can't cross the ridge, only can't cross the ridge.

For ugly people, it is cruel to look closely.

All roads lead to Rome, but some people were born in Rome

If no one holds hands, I carry my pocket.

You'd better not put me in my heart. I don't like places with many people.

Age and fat are the only things you can get for nothing.

You don't have security because you don't have money.

Don't worry, as long as you keep going downhill, you will never be at the bottom of your life.

We are unprecedented tacit understanding, suddenly you ignore me and I ignore you.

Who said I can't play musical instruments? I'm out of the house and I'm good at it.

So don't let me leave it blank!

There is always a death, either poor death or heart death.

If I have something that you don't like, please overcome it by yourself.

At present, the most reliable way to get rich is to demolish your house.

Your sister is a good girl. She has shared a lot for your mother.

Expensive is not the defect of iPhone, poor is your defect.

I used to eat on my face, but I almost starved to death before giving up.

There is no sign of wings in the sky, unless you lose hair when you fly.

If it can't be amazing, it's so ugly!

Every time I look at the poor travel log, I feel that I don't want to be poor.

I believe you will not be knocked down by life, because your weight, more than life expected.

I always think that we should take a step back, but I didn't expect to be defeated.

There is no you can't imagine, only you can't do

The creditor is the one who will not abandon you even if you are broke.

I make friends, never care if he has money, anyway, I am not poor.

You're a shredded potato. It's earthy and funny, and you're a loser.

Don't look down. Your chin will show.

There's no hope to be a good man, and bad man is not good at it.

As a model of failure, you have been so successful.

There is only one kind of trouble when you are not full, and there are countless troubles when you are full.

If money is also a mistake, then I am willing to make mistakes again and again.

One of the symptoms of mental breakdown is the belief that one's job is very important.

Pinch your fingers and you're going to break up.

If you quarrel with an object, don't investigate the reason for the quarrel. You should understand how bold he is.

If a person seconds back to you, it can only show that he is just playing with the mobile phone.

There is a strong desire to learn, fortunately I have strong self-control, pressure down.

The blessings and single digit red envelopes are soulless.

This life is so hard, don't try too hard, the next life will be more bitter.

Don't look down. Your chin will show.

The night never treats those who go to bed late. It will give you black eyes and a body about to die suddenly.

The creditor is the one who will not abandon you even if you are broke.

If you don't marry me after many years, then we'll be finished.

I also want to be an elegant lady. Life makes my mother a shrew.

The friendship between girls, like plastic flowers, although fake but never fade.

Some people are good-looking, some people are ugly, and you are very ugly.

You should be careful during the Spring Festival. After all, it is necessary to kill pigs during the Spring Festival.

Talk about money hurt feelings, talk about feelings hurt money.

I was very happy, but I was poor. Now it's different from the past, not only poor but also unhappy.

When I was a child, I often thought, when I grew up, I would like to go to Peking University or Tsinghua University.

Buy a globe on holiday. The world is so big that you can not only look at it, but also turn around.

Work less money to come out to start a business, guarantee to let you, compensate all.

When I can cash out the money in my head.

Wearing white clothes to work doesn't mean you don't have to carry the black pot.

Can there be an echo if you never forget it?

The picture of my wife in my wallet is to remind me how I lost the money in my wallet.

Someone saves your number to call you. I'm not the same. I'm not answering.

After all, she is blind and can't be hurt any more.

People need to work hard, after trying hard, you will find that you are really ordinary.

There is no end to learning.

Think well is the illusion, seriously do also have no future.

When I was a child, I was afraid to dream of looking for the toilet. The most terrible thing was that I found the toilet when I didn't wake up.

Your beauty is invisible to others, but your ugliness is clear at a glance.

Don't be afraid of myopia, because in front of you, there is nothing but failure.

According to analysis, the root cause of extramarital love is marriage.

Life is like water in a sponge. As long as you don't want to squeeze, it will evaporate one day.

I don't need to tell you I'm disappointed.

Don't always dig out the heart and lung for people. Some people don't eat viscera.

Don't answer your news, not because I am cold, but because my hands are cold.

The difference between a man and a pig is that a pig is always a pig, while a man is sometimes not a man.

To start a business, you should have a common mind, because it always goes up and down.

The money to buy a house has not been saved yet, and it will start to save money for buying graves.

If you help a friend who is in urgent need of money, he will remember you the next time he needs money.

It's a waste of ten minutes to listen to you.

Although I earn less, I save more. Yesterday Ferrari saved more than two million.

The rich get married in the end, and those without money can only eat the soil.

If you can't bear it, you can bear it again.

For ugly people, it is cruel to look closely.

When people fall in love, they depend on their looks, romance and money, while you rely on their blindness.

It takes three hours for you to pick yourself up and get things done in three minutes.

The noise in the day is too noisy to wake up, and the night is too quiet to sleep.

Why can you live like a mental handicap, and I can't.

People still have to have a dream, even if it is salty fish, also want to do the saltiest one.

If you give up who you are today, you will beat you tomorrow.

Wine in the night, wine in you, you in me, we in poverty.

Pretending to be forced is just a moment. It's eternal if you don't want to face.

Love you is not two or three days, but, a day did not love.

It's said that the ghost gate will open in July. You are not alone.

Nowadays, young people want to sleep all the time except sleeping time.

Nine out of ten things are unhappy in life, and the remaining 12 out of ten are extremely unhappy.

Quietly I eat, just as I quietly fat.

If money is also a mistake, then I am willing to make mistakes again and again.

There is no you can't imagine, only you can't do

A girl asked me to borrow money for cosmetic surgery, which was successful. I didn't recognize who asked me for the money.

Time is money. Am I wasting time? No, I'm just showing off my wealth!

God closed a door for you, will also add security lock, big bolt.

You think you are a worm, can turn into a butterfly, in fact, you are just a maggot.

Don't wait for more failures in the college entrance examination.

Sharing weal and woe with you, who are you?

The difference between a man and a pig is that a pig is always a pig, while a man is sometimes not a man.

I changed her from a girl to a woman, she changed me from a boy to a poor man.

Brother listen to my advice, the game can play again, daughter-in-law can play without the game.

When I was a child, I hated eating and sleeping. Now I think it's cheap.

Don't give up your dream, keep sleeping!

Don't put things off until tomorrow. The day after tomorrow is a good day.

With my qualifications and diploma, I will sweep the streets of this city in the future.

Pay attention to details, start with small things, because you can't do big things.

If you like, you will not know how ugly you are.

56 nationalities, 55 bonus points.

Try and fail, it doesn't matter, try again will fail better.

You don't have nothing. You're still sick!

When you feel that life is unfair to you, weigh yourself and look in the mirror, you will feel that everything is reasonable.

To start a business, you should have a common mind, because it always goes up and down.

Sometimes, if you make up your mind to do something, the world will hold you back.

Life is six big characters, no matter how.

Recently I got rid of the bad habit of staying up all night.

The heart is a great poet, but the mouth is a poor editor.

If you are good at it, you can do it one line at a time.

Gold always shines, but you are just a piece of fat.

What can you do to let go of your dignity and be humble? Copy work.

Don't panic to accept failure, feel it slowly.

Brain disease is the premise of brain disease.

Nothing but the place.

A single man is called a single dog, while a single woman is called a dog.

At least in the summer, you're half done.

We work very hard to live like ordinary people.

The handsome ones are all handsome, the ugly ones are like shoveling excrement when playing golf.

Your good night, just to shut me up.

People who have really worked hard will understand how important talent is.

When I was young and left home, I learned a lot of Sao Hua.

The fate of thousands of miles to meet, but not fate also save phone charges.

99% of the things in the world can be solved with money, and the remaining 1% needs more money.

You don't use a cell phone. It's terrible.

An iron pestle can be ground into a needle, but a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. It's no use trying harder if the materials are wrong.

I never bully the weak. Before I bullied him, I didn't know he was weaker than me.

A girl asked me to borrow money for cosmetic surgery, which was successful. I didn't recognize who asked me for the money.

If you are ugly, you should read more books. Books can't make you look good, but they can make you accept reality more easily.

The end of the story, only you have an end.

Take selfie with Meiyan mobile phone more and more do not know how ugly they are.

People are just fat and play, and you are ugly and serious.

Don't look down on anyone easily. Even if you kill Matt, your hair is more than you.

Give your dream wings, you can't fly anywhere.

It's not sweet to try hard, but to quench your thirst!

Up to now, only chopsticks can be taken up and put down.

Others are emitting the sour smell of love, only me, emitting the unique fragrance of a single dog.

Life is not only about the present, but also about poems and distant places.

Hair ten million hair, sleep first, stay up late without rest hair loss two lines of tears.

Rich people can choose to keep a low profile, but you can only keep a low profile.

The pain of life is not because you have no money, but because others have money.

The heart is a great poet, but the mouth is a poor editor.

You think that the prodigal son will not change his money. In fact, the prodigal son may just go ashore slowly.

If you think that all around you are flies, you may be a piece of shit.

The one who looks good is called food, and the one who is not good-looking is called a bucket!

If time can go back, it must be, you are dreaming.

When you meet a girl you like, you should be brave enough to say it. Only when you take the initiative can you know that she has her own flower.

Of course, money can't buy happiness, just money, others will try to make you happy.

Lazy and have a goal, is really miserable.

Now it doesn't matter if you are suffering. As long as you live, there will be good things happening to others.

Also think about the May 4th Youth Day, children's day? There are only 38 festivals left for you.

Congratulations on making it through another day, winning the lottery, another day.

You're not incompetent. You just don't have the right to choose.

Whether it's a white hat or a black hat, it's not a good hat to turn green.

Don't put your eyes on the mobile phone for too long, experts have said that the phone will run out of power.

I think there must be a lot of people secretly in love with me, because for so many years, no one told me!

I am a sauerkraut fish, sour and vegetable, but also redundant.

Life is the ups and downs. At the end of the day, you'll jump twice.

God closed a door for you, will also add security lock, big bolt.

There is no one to fall in love with at first sight, but also lack of money to make people love each other for a long time.

When you are old and can't walk, I use my wheelchair to push you to the square every day to let you watch me dance with other old men.

You meet love around the corner, but do you think about each other? He met a ghost around the corner.

I know that haste is not speed. I can't eat hot tofu in a hurry. How can you say I have procrastination?

Even if you charge for two hours, no one will talk to you for five minutes.

Time is money. Am I wasting time? No, I'm just showing off my wealth!

Beautiful leather bag 3000 one night, interesting soul wants car and room.

Poverty is only temporary, as long as you work hard, you will find that you gradually get used to it.

Years let me know, in addition to express, I do not have to wait for anyone.

Congratulations on making it through another day, winning the lottery, another day.

It's said that since you got psychosis, the whole person has been more energetic.

A man cannot lower his noble head, except when he picks up money.

Although my money is not windy, but it seems to be blown away by the wind.

Don't put things off until tomorrow. The day after tomorrow is a good day.

I wish my wallet could be as thick as my cheek one day.

After everyone's patient persuasion, I finally accepted the fact that I was a fool.

Your vision is not only limited to your living environment, but also to your vision.

Don't put things off until tomorrow. The day after tomorrow is a good day.

It's not a shame to sell your soul and principles. What's humiliating is that you can't sell it for a good price.

Finally, I got used to my appearance, cut my hair, and changed my ugly method.

A friend of mine stopped complaining and began to work hard. Several years later, he was still like this bird.

This life is so hard, don't try too hard, the next life will be more bitter.

You're either very hard-working or very smart to live a mediocre life.

Always repeating, especially mistakes!

After years of hard work, although there is no harvest, but you have debt!

Autumn is the harvest season. Other people's harvest is success and happiness, your harvest is to realize that not everyone will be successful and happy.

No matter what happens, where you fall, just lie there for a while.

Dogs are man's best friends. However, dog's best friend is shite.

There are many ways to destroy friendship. The most thorough one is to borrow money and not pay it back.

Difficulties are like springs. When you are weak, they are strong. If you are strong, they are stronger.

If you fall, find a comfortable position on your stomach.

In fact, computer games have trained you from an early age to treat boss as your biggest enemy.

What's the most crowded bus you've ever taken? Just passed by, but was squeezed into the car.

Looking for her thousands of times in the crowd, suddenly looking back, that person still despises me.

The boss who talks with you about money is a good person. If you talk about your ideal, you don't want to give you money!

I tried to be an interesting person, but then I deviated and became a teaser.

If you give up who you are today, you will beat you tomorrow.

All your balance comes from your sorrow.

I feel that in my life, the most affectionate gaze has been given to the mobile phone.

Don't worry, rich people don't have bad luck.

There are two kinds of people in the world, one is you, the other is like you.

Some of them have a shiny surface, and in fact, the stockings have slipped to the floor of their feet.

Play mobile phone for a long time to let the eyes rest, look out of the window, think about why you are so poor.

Say in front of the mirror every day that you are great, and soon the mirror will become a great mirror.

Tomorrow after tomorrow, how many tomorrow! Since there are so many, we may as well delay.

After being lovelorn, get up quickly. After all, there's another scum waiting for you.

God is full of wisdom to the world, but you have an umbrella.

I don't swear, that's because I have a strong practical ability.

Don't ask me what to do if I fail. Speak as if you succeeded.

I'm not Zhuge Liang, and I don't have a straw boat, but why do you always go to me?

Every time I kill a dog, I am a scholar.

Believe in yourself. You can't do what others can.

There is no love or hatred for no reason in the world, but TM is fat for no reason!

Everyone who shakes his legs has a sewing machine in his heart.

Wu Zetian proved that success has nothing to do with gender. You have proved that success has nothing to do with you.

Some of them have a shiny surface, and in fact, the stockings have slipped to the floor of their feet.

A lot of skills are useful at the end of the day!

A man will die, either lighter or heavier than a feather.

I was very happy, but I was poor. Now it's different from the past, not only poor but also unhappy.

Don't look at others on the surface, everything is going well, in fact, they also have a smooth flow behind their backs.

Believe it or not, and return the whole wechat to TM.

If you work harder, you'll get more blows.

If you are ugly, you should read more books. In any case, anything else has nothing to do with you.

Lose weight this matter, reduce fast, rebound fast, reduce slowly, give up fast.

Every time I bravely take a step, God will be timely and generous for me, paving the next downhill road.

Ask canal that get so clear, only poison soup to live water!

Pay attention to details, start with small things, because you can't do big things.

Someone saves your number to call you. I'm not the same. I'm not answering.

Brain disease is the premise of brain disease.

The loss of traditional culture is serious. Every ancient woman can write poems correctly, but modern women can only do it.

Despite the ostensible beauty of those rich people, they are actually more beautiful in private.

I have nothing from once, to now penniless.

There is no chicken soup in the world. When the chicken dies, it is made into chicken soup.

My lover is a hero. One day, he will step on colorful clouds to marry others.

Snow White explains that no matter how good the seven losers are to her, they are not as good as a kiss from Gao Fu Shuai.

What wakes me up every day is not the ideal, but the music of the square dance downstairs.

Nothing lasts forever, but you can.

Failure is the mother of success, but I have failed so many times that I don't know who my mother is.

Love is a light, green to you panic.

I'm happy for you when you're good. I'm happy for the world if you're not.

Leaders say hard work will mature faster, so now I look older than them.

I wish my wallet could be as thick as my cheek one day.

Pay will have a return, such as one time of extravagance, for twice the disappointment.

The early bird catches the worm, but you are the worm.

Come back with me. I'll send you my wedding invitation.

I always think that we should take a step back, but I didn't expect to be defeated.

I can't get up early.

You have more money than you think.

Money can't buy happiness, that must be, your money is too little!

There is no ridge that can not be turned over in life, only the ridge that can not be turned over.

It's money. It's like no one is short of it.

Go and work hard to prove that your IQ is low.

Most afraid of your life mediocrity, but also comfort themselves that ordinary valuable.

Everything is going up, that is, people are getting more and more cheap.

Life is like a dream, I have insomnia, life is like a play, I go through the gang, life is like a song, I am out of tune.

Looking at his back, he bewildered thousands of troops and turned his head to frighten back a hundred thousand masters.

It is said that in 2020, I don't want to die to eliminate poverty.

In fact, fate, really does not like to joke with you, it is very serious to kill you.

Success can be copied, but for you, paste is forbidden here.

Your stinky foot was bitten by a poisonous snake. After 6 hours of rescue, the snake was finally saved.

Insomnia can't sleep, may be because your cell phone still has electricity.

When you become good enough, you find that she just, simply does not like you.

Don't think the world without you, no difference, without you, the earth will rotate faster.

It's not that you don't care, it's that they don't care.

The fate of thousands of miles to meet, but not fate also save phone charges.

Don't put yourself too high, or you won't get down.

Every time I kill a dog, I am a scholar.

Squat down to touch their own shadow, sorry, follow me to let you suffer injustice.

Often those humble small restaurants, to eat the real delicious, and those big hotels I can not afford to eat.

I wish my wallet could be as thick as my cheek one day.

If you have anything, please tell me. I can't solve it anyway.

Don't think the world has abandoned you, the world has no time to pay attention to you!

I used to buy lottery tickets every day, but one day, I couldn't even afford them.

When I am angry, you must coax me and buy me food. I'll kill you when I'm full.

There are some things to stick to, such as sleeping, especially when the alarm clock rings.

Don't think you have nothing, at least you are ugly!

In order to prevent me from spending money again this month, I spent all my money ahead of time.

There is nothing difficult in the world, but to be afraid of the rich.

I don't know how many peaks you have to cross before you succeed. Anyway, you can't escape the two peaks sooner or later.

When you know where you're going, the whole world is blocking you.

Congratulations on making it through another day, winning the lottery, another day.

Pay will have a return, such as one time of extravagance, for twice the disappointment.

You've been home early these two days. Recently, many pigs have been stolen. I'm afraid you'll have an accident.

How touching the earth at the beginning, there will be more than ten thousand calamities.

My biggest weakness is the lack of money.

In the last month, there have been thirty days that have been very rough.

You have to believe that tomorrow, will be better, better abuse you into a dog.

The noise in the day is too noisy to wake up, and the night is too quiet to sleep.

You're either very hard-working or very smart to live a mediocre life.

If your boyfriend is obedient to you and never flirts. Maybe it's because he doesn't have enough money.

You are like the sun in the blue sky, which can't be seen directly.

Love you is not two or three days, but, a day did not love.

How many eunuchs can you ask.

Women conquer men with stockings, men conquer banks with stockings.

I don't need to tell you I'm disappointed.

If one day I disappear, even if my friends and lovers won't look for me, the bank will go crazy for me.

If you give up who you are today, you will beat you tomorrow.

People need to work hard, after trying hard, you will find that you are really ordinary.

I hate a word most in my life! Especially when the problem can't be done.

The night gives you black eyes, but you turn your eyes with them.

You're either very hard-working or very smart to live a mediocre life.

When the boss uses you, you are a talent. When you don't, you become a layoff!

Feelings can be run in, the premise is, look at the face.

This is the worst year of the past decade, and the good news is that this year is the best year in the next decade.

Love really needs courage to accept, no one loves again and again.

If others work hard, you will succeed. If you try hard, you will have food to eat.

Whenever I find the key to success, I find that someone has replaced the lock cylinder

I don't want to read, mainly because there is no one to feed the cattle, pigs and sheep at home.

Also betray oneself, some people become elder sister, some people become miss.

Do you think today is the worst day? Tomorrow will change your mind.

Some of them have a shiny surface, and in fact, the stockings have slipped to the floor of their feet.

You can't have both fish and bear's paws, but you can be single and poor!

The most beautiful word in the world is not that I love you, but that your tumor is benign!

Lu Yao knows that he is short of horsepower and sees evil intentions for a long time.

A full man does not know how hungry a hungry man is; a hungry man does not know that a full man is empty.

Your good night, just to shut me up.

When we meet our elders, it's not that we don't want to call them, but we don't know what to call them at all.

Young people, it's nothing to have no money now, and there will be many days without money in the future.

You can't sleep well by yourself, and you want to sleep with someone else?

Where there is no fragrant grass in the end of the world, all grow in other people's homes.

The flag set up in those years has been deleted. No one can remember it anyway.

Salted fish turn over to get a thorough sun exposure. You turn over because your hands are numb.

It's said that the ghost gate will open in July. You are not alone.

Sharing weal and woe with you, who are you?

Many times you don't force yourself, you don't know, you still have the ability to screw things up!

Despair is not in a certain moment, but in every moment.

Up to now, only chopsticks can be taken up and put down.

No matter what kind of alienation we become in the end, a red envelope can go back to the beginning.

Wu Zetian proved that success has nothing to do with gender. You have proved that success has nothing to do with you.

Do things must consider the feelings of others, do not let them too happy.

Women pretend to be in love to maintain love, while men pretend to be in love to achieve climax.

Tetris teaches us that if you're gregarious, you'll disappear.

When we meet our elders, it's not that we don't want to call them, but we don't know what to call them at all.

If you can't rob others, you can't do it on singles day.

You think you are a worm, can turn into a butterfly, in fact, you are just a maggot.

Even believe has a lie in the middle.

An angel will love you for me, then I will love others.

Although I can't come to a trip, I have a constitution of being fat.

To be a man, you have to keep the book separate, because you can't make a single moth at all.

The handsome ones are all handsome, the ugly ones are like shoveling excrement when playing golf.

When the salted fish has a dream, it will become a salted fish with a dream.

Wine in the night, wine in you, you in me, we in poverty.

Even if her husband doesn't like it, she will hide in the closet.

Like a person to express their love, in case, become a spare tire?

Once the sea is dry and the stone is rotten, but it is good to gather and disperse.

When I was a child, I hated eating and sleeping. Now I think it's cheap.

You should be careful during the Spring Festival. After all, it is necessary to kill pigs during the Spring Festival.

You don't have nothing. You're still sick!

If life deceives you, don't lose heart, because tomorrow is the same

A man will die, either lighter or heavier than a feather.

Girls who love to laugh always have more crow's feet than others.

The only way to solve the problem is to become rich.

Come to me when you have no money. Let me tell you how to live without money.

What good habits do you stick to in order to be beautiful? Insist on beauty.

Nothing is happier than staying up late, except getting up late.

What is the biggest shame in life? Cheating in the exam still failed.

Freedom has never been a matter of course, but a privilege that requires a very high cost.

Go out and walk while you are young, or you won't know how wonderful it is to stay at home.

When the boss uses you, you are a talent. When you don't, you become a layoff!

My social phobia comes mainly from low income.

You can't always stare at the screen of your mobile phone. You should look up from time to time to see where your boss is.

Despair is not in a certain moment, but in every moment.

When you need help most, only ghosts come to help you.

The dream still has to have, in case the next life has come true?

Do you know the difference between investment and speculation? One is Putonghua, the other is Cantonese.

New expectations are needed every day.

There is no ridge that can not be turned over in life, only the ridge that can not be turned over.

I heard that it rained in your city. I don't know if you have an umbrella. If you take this rain, it will be white.

It's called beauty when others show their legs. If you show your legs, you want to be hated.

If you have a lot of money in front of you and a million fans, what does that have to do with you?

God closed a door for you, and then went to wash and sleep.

It takes 99.81 difficulties for a good man to become a Buddha, and a bad man just needs to put down his butcher's knife.

Your stinky foot was bitten by a poisonous snake. After 6 hours of rescue, the snake was finally saved.

Brain is a great thing. I hope you have it.

No one wants to save the world.

The picture of my wife in my wallet is to remind me how I lost the money in my wallet.

Nothing but the place.

Growth is the process of turning your crying into silence.

I smile at the thought of you, my ugly face.

Your vision is not only limited to your living environment, but also to your vision.

Years let me know, in addition to express, I do not have to wait for anyone.

Of course, money can't buy happiness, just money, others will try to make you happy.

It's not that you don't care, it's that they don't care.

Finally won 5 million, when the prize, smile wake up.

If you are good at it, you can do it one line at a time.

Love can't be bought with money.

In fact, fate, really does not like to joke with you, it is very serious to kill you.

Looking back 500 times in the past life, but in exchange for a sentence in this world, rogue.

The end of failure is despair, the end of effort is overwork.

I used to be young, but now my youth is gone, and there is only one.

Buy a globe on holiday. The world is so big that you can not only look at it, but also turn around.

It's said that since you got psychosis, the whole person has been more energetic.

What is it like to be short? He who clearly wants to stare at people has become cute.

Rome wasn't built in a day, but it wasn't hard to empty your wallet.

The world is so big, I want to see where it is convenient to ask for food!

It is better to have the same beauty than to be ugly.

You can be as lazy as a pig, but you can't be as lazy as a pig.

Life won't give you up, but it won't let you go.

Once a dreamer, now there is no dream, only homesick.

What do you want to take away from your alma mater? What I want to take away from my alma mater is my tuition.

Fame is like a fart. It's not enough to make a sound. It will stink for some time.

I'm an animal when I'm undressed. I'm an animal in clothes.

Escape can't solve the problem. You can't solve it if you don't.

What do you kick me for?

Love is a light, green to you panic.

Although you are tired of moving bricks, you are really handsome when you charge money.

Recently I got rid of the bad habit of staying up all night.

Most of the time, it's not the work that consumes energy, but the people you meet at work.

I know it's not right to waste my time, but it's really enjoyable.

Now it doesn't matter if you are suffering. As long as you live, there will be good things happening to others.

Life is different from riding a bicycle. Even if you go downhill, it won't be easy.

You are my little apple. Oh, I hate it! I mean, I really want to cut you.

Only a liar is sincere, because he is really cheating you.

Brain disease is the premise of brain disease.

What's wrong with you? You must be sick in bed!

From small to large, the only constant is a heart that doesn't miss books.

I don't know what happiness is when I am in it? It's just that I'm going to get fat and become a pig. I still think I'm ok.

Choice is more important than effort, so I choose not to work hard.

The ocean is the widest in the world, the sky is broader than the ocean, and the examination scope is broader than the sky.

When the salted fish has a dream, it will become a salted fish with a dream.

If the world doesn't want you, remember to come to me. I know several traffickers.

When I was a child, I didn't like to eat, so I'm short now. Now I love eating, which makes me fat and short.

In the past, the Chinese new year was meant to be lively, but now I want to be quiet.

If one day I disappear, even if my friends and lovers won't look for me, the bank will go crazy for me.

Thank goodness, once you miss it, thank God.

Love at first sight is clearly the color of the intention; Long life is just a balance of advantages and disadvantages; Even when you are old, you are just used to it.

Your sister is a good girl. She has shared a lot for your mother.

Today is new year's Eve, come here and give you a piece of your favorite swan meat.

You're the best you can do. It's better to make a fool of yourself.

Look in the mirror when you are looking good. After all, this illusion is not everyday.

Why do you want to sleep in school? Because school is where dreams begin.

Life is short, and I'm fuckin 'lazy.

When I was a child, I often thought, when I grew up, I would like to go to Peking University or Tsinghua University.

What can be solved with money is not a problem, but how to have money is your biggest problem.

All the people who complain about social injustice and system translate into one sentence: please give me money, women and social status.

Show the best show at noon, because sooner or later there will be retribution.

Nothing can knock a person down at a time, as long as it is strong enough, it will continue to knock you down!

Since ancient times, deep love can not be retained, always routine win the hearts of the people.

Always repeating, especially mistakes!

Once again, please tell me what makes me cry.

I don't even know a few famous brands. Sometimes, I don't know that others are showing off their wealth.

In fact, confession is not necessarily a good thing, because it appears black hands.

Since childhood, I like to be independent, such as relying on my own ability.

If you can't be angry, don't be angry. If you can't swear, you can do it directly.

If you don't have to blush, can I borrow some money.

Poverty is not a state, but a normal state.

If there is no accident on Valentine's day, you can live alone. If you have an accident, you can go to the hospital.

Good birth is to succeed, and you are to live.

Lu Yao knows that he is short of horsepower and sees evil intentions for a long time.

Don't set the bank card password as your girlfriend's birthday, or you'll have to change it.

Lu Yao knows that he is short of horsepower and sees evil intentions for a long time.

What is friendship? You've been mentally retarded for many years, and I'll never give up.

The road in the distance, in addition to the unknown, there is despair.

Growth is the process of turning your crying into silence.

You are a serious person. You really help others and try all the mistakes.

I want to live in your heart, only to find that it is a community, there are many neighbors.

Finally won 5 million, when the prize, smile wake up.

You said ice is sleeping water, I only remember fart is excrement sigh.

Life is not only about the present, but also about poems and distant places.

The function of the alarm clock for me is to make me sleep in a different position.

What is the biggest shame in life? Cheating in the exam still failed.

Suddenly found that the first thing to get up is to touch the mobile phone, the last thing before going to bed is to put down the mobile phone.

Some tests rely on strength, others rely on vision, NIMA, I rely on imagination!

Every time I bravely take a step, God will be timely and generous for me, paving the next downhill road.

When comforting others, I just want to find a rope.

Can you buy happiness? No, money itself is happiness!

Success can be copied, but for you, paste is forbidden here.

If you like, you will not know how ugly you are.

When I was a child, I was afraid to dream of looking for the toilet. The most terrible thing was that I found the toilet when I didn't wake up.

Don't think you have nothing, at least you are ugly!

I hate a word most in my life! Especially when the problem can't be done.

There is no obstacle in life, just because you have short legs.

It's very troublesome to know strangers. Many lies have to be told again.

The three steps of meeting difficulties, facing it, dealing with it, abandoning it.

Sometimes you feel like an sb. Don't lose heart. At least you feel right.

I don't want to have a dog, I don't want to have a cat. I just want to raise you. After all, raising pigs can make you rich.

You're down. There are thousands of people who can replace you.

Brain is a great thing. I hope you have it.

Good luck will come, but it will come to others.

If you want small profits, you can't achieve great things.

Do you think you are Cinderella? Please stop dreaming. She's the Earl's daughter.

Life is not as good as nine, can talk to people how to 23.

Let hard work become a habit, water the future with sweat, and then dehydrate to death.

When you don't have money, it's a curse to hear people say congratulations on a long life.

Who says you don't have true love, trouble is with you.

Go to bed early, because the person you like is already sleeping with others.

Your girlfriend will still be angry.

When I was young and left home, I learned a lot of Sao Hua.

Tell me when you don't have money. Let me know that I'm not the only one.

Don't lose heart. There are as many beautiful girls as there are stars in the sky, but you can see and touch them.

This age will sing in your ears, like your body will send you bags, only mosquitoes.

One meal is as fierce as a tiger, and the salary is two thousand five.

I see two things in your eyes, one is sincerity, and the other is eyedroppings.

No matter what happens, where you fall, just lie there for a while.

Nothing but the place.

I don't even know a few famous brands. Sometimes, I don't know that others are showing off their wealth.

The ocean is the widest in the world, the sky is broader than the ocean, and the examination scope is broader than the sky.

It's a fine day today. I've been in my room for a long time. I'm ready to go to the living room for relaxation.

I picked up a magic lamp and wished I could find my girlfriend before I died. As a result, I got eternal life!

You are my little apple. Oh, I hate it! I mean, I really want to cut you.

There must be new expectations every day, so as to have new disappointment.

The friendship between girls, like plastic flowers, although fake but never fade.

People who have really worked hard know that the gap in IQ is insurmountable.

A girl asked me to borrow money for cosmetic surgery, which was successful. I didn't recognize who asked me for the money.

You can eat by your face, but you depend on your talent. This is the gap between you and Mingming.

Now it doesn't matter if you are suffering. As long as you live, there will be good things happening to others.

As long as it's a stone, it doesn't shine anywhere.

Why can you live like a mental handicap, and I can't.

I used to eat by my face, but I almost starved to death

People like to be with you in order to show their good looks.

Brain is a great thing. I hope you have it.

If your boyfriend is obedient to you and never flirts. Maybe it's because he doesn't have enough money.

Escape can't solve the problem. You can't solve it if you don't.

In the past, the Chinese new year was meant to be lively, but now I want to be quiet.

Less and less friendship, more and more reciprocity.

There is no wife in the cake, no cotton in the marshmallow, so there is no money in the purse.

I don't even know a few famous brands. Sometimes, I don't know that others are showing off their wealth.

If you don't go crazy, you'll get old faster.

Some people smile very good-looking, you are very funny.

The noise in the day is too noisy to wake up, and the night is too quiet to sleep.

The real food can be regarded as moon cakes.

No matter what happens, where you fall, just lie there for a while.

Because of his introverted personality, he couldn't do it all the time.

There is a road in the mountain of books. It's because you don't have a rich life.

If you are good at it, you can do it one line at a time.

Don't get up if you hit the ground. Anyway, you will be beaten to the ground!

You're not incompetent. You just don't have the right to choose.

Wearing white clothes to work doesn't mean you don't have to carry the black pot.

Many times I felt I couldn't hold on, and then I gave up.

Don't think about losing weight all day long. Does your mouth agree with you?

If marriage is the grave of love, the annual anniversary celebration is a grave sweeping.

If you don't cherish me, then after this village, I will wait for you in the next village.

Life is like a dream, I have insomnia, life is like a play, I go through the gang, life is like a song, I am out of tune.

Once in a while, I still have to go out for a walk before I know how comfortable I am in bed.

You feel lonely. It doesn't matter. You still have a cell phone.

There are many times, the face is not given by others, but lost by ourselves.

After living for so many years, I found that the only thing I could stick to was to charge the mobile phone every day.

Every time you spend money, you say your wallet is bleeding, but you don't know that your wallet has lost too much blood and died.

I can't be rich for two nights.

If you lend money to your friend, he will remember you the next time he is short of money.

It's really naive to be afraid of ghosts. I'll show you people's hearts.

There is a period of love, called self indulgence.

May your troubles, like your hair, be less and less.

I don't know how many peaks you have to cross before you succeed. Anyway, you can't escape the two peaks sooner or later.

I don't swear, that's because I have a strong practical ability.

I think there must be a lot of people secretly in love with me, because for so many years, no one told me!

What does your partner call you? My partner told me to get out of here.

If you like a girl, you should study hard, find a good job and make a lot of money. When she gets married, you can give more money.

The only fair thing in the world is that we all die.

Think about the salary ratio, forget it, don't want to live.

What do you want to take away from your alma mater? What I want to take away from my alma mater is my tuition.

If people decide to abandon themselves, they will be very happy.

56 nationalities, 55 bonus points.

Lazy and have a goal, is really miserable.

When you see me staring at you all the way, don't think I'm interested in you. I really can't see who you are.

If you can't get rich overnight, two nights is OK, and three nights is not enough for me.

Enter the circle of friends of senior citizens to learn about the latest rumors.

If you are ugly, you should read more books. In any case, anything else has nothing to do with you.

All roads lead to Rome, but some people were born in Rome

Money is not everything, but money can do what you want.

360 lines, each line out of bug.

Compared with ugliness, poverty is not worth mentioning.

Follow your heart.