The solution of return to top function with JS

1. Pure JS, no animation version

 window.scrollTo(x-coord, y-coord);   window.scrollTo(0,0);

2. Pure JS, with animation version
Hard version:

 var scrollToTop = window.setInterval(function() { var pos = window.pageYOffset; if ( pos > 0 ) { window.scrollTo( 0, pos - 20 ); // how far to scroll on each step } else { window.clearInterval( scrollToTop ); } }, 16); //  how fast to scroll (this equals roughly 60 fps)

Fluent version:

 (function smoothscroll(){ var currentScroll = document.documentElement.scrollTop || document.body.scrollTop; if (currentScroll > 0) { window.requestAnimationFrame(smoothscroll); window.scrollTo (0,currentScroll - (currentScroll/5)); } })();

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Don't lose heart. There are as many beautiful girls as there are stars in the sky, but you can see and touch them.

I am full of yearning for life, although life is far away from me.

When I was a child, I hated eating and sleeping. Now I think it's cheap.

Life is not just about the present, but also the wedding card from her predecessor, so Lahai is very important.

The function of the alarm clock for me is to make me sleep in a different position.

Your face is as rough as your life.

I have made a very risky investment. If I succeed, I can earn several hundred million yuan. If I fail, I will lose all my money.

Sometimes, if you make up your mind to do something, the world will hold you back.

There is nothing that money can't solve. If there is, it's that you don't have enough money.

Weight loss is a big thing, let me eat first, and then plan well.

Forget the previous unhappy, because the future will be more unhappy.

I'm born to be useful if you're born with it.

No one can make you give up weight loss, you will give up if you think about it.

Heart is higher than heaven, life is thinner than paper.

Playing mahjong three missing one, fighting landlord two missing one, I fall in love, why still a lack of one?

Why do you want to sleep in school? Because school is where dreams begin.

Pretending to be forced is just a moment. It's eternal if you don't want to face.

I have no money, I don't have a car, I don't have a house.

The boss said that as long as we work hard, he can change Maserati next year.

Don't think you can't insist on coming, you will insist on staying up late to play with your mobile phone.

Feelings can be run in, the premise is, look at the face.

He was pulled out before he had time to get involved.

Don't worry, rich people don't have bad luck.

You can't always look at what you don't have. Look more at what you have. Forget it. Close your eyes.

What about hair loss? Eat a healthy diet and keep a good attitude so that you can accept this fact.

Thanks to the people who knocked me down on the road before, because it's really comfortable to lie down.

It is said that tired into a dog, in fact, the dog is not so tired as you.

Don't answer your news, not because I am cold, but because my hands are cold.

With my qualifications and diploma, I will sweep the streets of this city in the future.

Others worry about how to make money, but I worry about how to spend it. How can I spend 20 yuan until the 10th of next month?

Come back with me. I'll send you my wedding invitation.

There is a period of love, called self indulgence.

Birds of a feather flock together, and the rich get married.

Don't bow your head, green hat will fall, don't cry, Lao Wang will laugh.

Young people, it's nothing to have no money now, and there will be many days without money in the future.

Don't talk about being cheated. All the people at your age are guests.

The reason why you drink chicken soup is that the meat has been eaten up by others.

It doesn't matter who you are, but what you want to do when you break into my life?

Be prepared so that when the opportunity comes, you can skillfully avoid it.

56 nationalities, 55 bonus points.

Years let me know, in addition to express, I do not have to wait for anyone.

Although you are single, you are fat as two.

It's a waste of ten minutes to listen to you.

Thin people can wear clothes out of the story, fat people can only wear into accidents.

As long as you don't make a fuss, money really does everything.

There is no end to learning.

Every time I look at the poor travel log, I feel that I don't want to be poor.

You're a shredded potato. It's earthy and funny, and you're a loser.

I don't know what happiness is when I am in it? It's just that I'm going to get fat and become a pig. I still think I'm ok.

Failure is the mother of success, but I have failed so many times that I don't know who my mother is.

Please cherish those who hurt you, after all, others are lazy to harm you.

No matter what happens, where you fall, just lie there for a while.

Primary school English level support to now, more and more powerless.

I heard that you're not as good as me, so I'm relieved.

There must be fog in front of the mountain, and the boat will sink naturally at the end of the bridge.

Is money really that important to you? I've been talking about it for more than three hours, and I haven't lost a cent.

Some people appear in your life, want to tell you, you are so cheat!

There is no wife in the cake, no cotton in the marshmallow, so there is no money in the purse.

If you have anything, please tell me. I can't solve it anyway.

To ask what money is in the world is a promise of life and death.

There is no indecision, not because of counseling.

If you want to be beautiful, you should sleep more. If you are sleepy, you will feel beautiful.

If one day I disappear, even if my friends and lovers won't look for me, the bank will go crazy for me.

Don't look down on anyone easily. Even if you kill Matt, your hair is more than you.

Studies have shown that people who smoke and drink alcohol all year round have a lower risk of Alzheimer's disease, because the probability of premature death is higher.

What about being short, kid? Raise your head and let them know that you are not only short, but also ugly!

How good are you with your best friend? He entered MLM, and I was the first one to go offline.

When a relative asks about my grades, I will ask him about the year-end bonus.

You meet love around the corner, but do you think about each other? He met a ghost around the corner.

When you feel ugly and poor, don't be sad. At least your judgment is correct.

Beautiful leather bags are the same, and interesting souls are more than 200 kg.

Others worry about how to make money, but I worry about how to spend it. How can I spend 20 yuan until the 10th of next month?

When I was a child, I was afraid to dream of looking for the toilet. The most terrible thing was that I found the toilet when I didn't wake up.

Before I met you, my world was black and white. After I met you, it was all black.

The same is salted fish, why can others turn over, but you stick to the pot?

After living for so many years, I found that the only thing I could stick to was to charge the mobile phone every day.

In order to prevent me from spending money again this month, I spent all my money ahead of time.

You work so hard every day and endure so much loneliness and pain. But I don't see how good you are!

There will be a lot of unexpected things in the world, for example, you think I'll give an example.

After a period of suffering, others are happy after suffering, but you are just suffering.

When I can cash out the money in my head.

Don't bow to fate easily, because you will see fat when you bow down.

There are a lot of people who want to be assassinated.

If you work harder, you'll get more blows.

Birds of a feather flock together, and the rich get married.

The loss of traditional culture is serious. Every ancient woman can write poems correctly, but modern women can only do it.

What is friendship? You've been mentally retarded for many years, and I'll never give up.

There is a road in the mountain of books. It's because you don't have a rich life.

You're either very hard-working or very smart to live a mediocre life.

You are sleepy every day because you are trapped in life.

There must be new expectations every day, so as to have new disappointment.

I have reached the legal age of marriage. When I go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get the certificate, does the wife bring it by himself or wait for them to issue it?

There are two kinds of results of strong kiss confession to women, one is Pa Pa Pa, the other is Pa Pa Pa PA. This is the gap between loser and Gao Fu Shuai.

What is April Fool's Day confession, Qingming Festival confession is king, failure can also be said to be possessed by ghosts!

What is friendship? You've been mentally retarded for many years, and I'll never give up.

In fact, as long as there is no shame, many problems in life can be easily solved.

When you encounter difficulties, you can't remember it the next day.

Don't disturb those who don't return your message for a long time, just delete your friends.

Rich people are worried about taxes, and you just don't sleep enough!

Garbage and uncle and aunt pick up, you?

Compared with ugliness, poverty is not worth mentioning.

You look serious, like a film on the overpass.

Tomorrow after tomorrow, how many tomorrow! Since there are so many, we may as well delay.

The farther the poem and the distance, the dirtier it is. The more stupid the horse is riding with dream!

What's terrible is not that others fool you today, but forget you.

A girl's introduction: female rascal in thought, good girl in life. However, it gives me the feeling that it is a smart ugly force.

The night gives you black eyes, but you turn your eyes with them.

I have made a very risky investment. If I succeed, I can earn several hundred million yuan. If I fail, I will lose all my money.

Nothing can knock a person down at a time, as long as it is strong enough, it will continue to knock you down!

With my qualifications and diploma, I will sweep the streets of this city in the future.

A good-looking skin bag has nothing to do with you. You don't have an interesting soul.

If life deceives you, don't worry - take out your beauty camera and cheat life.

As long as it's a stone, it doesn't shine anywhere.

Opportunities are always left to those who have the heart and the face.

Just because in the crowd, one more look at you, you think I'm going to sit on your motorcycle.

I wanted to enjoy life and found it hard to survive.

Your face, a day destined, nine points to see the filter.

Birds of a feather flock together, and the rich get married.

Say in front of the mirror every day that you are great, and soon the mirror will become a great mirror.

It doesn't matter if you are short and poor now. Believe that one day, you will become short and poor

When you feel ugly and poor, don't be sad. At least your judgment is correct.

It doesn't matter if you say something wrong, you will continue to say it wrong.

A man will die, either lighter or heavier than a feather.

I'm going to see the parents of the other party tomorrow. It's very disturbing. After all, I beat their children first.

What is the difference between a man without a dream and a carefree mind?

Can your play, like your money, be less?

Every time I look at the poor travel log, I feel that I don't want to be poor.

You're a stewed chicken, yellow, stuffy and rubbish.

All your sorrow comes from your balance.

A person's life, three days is doomed to seven by hard work, the remaining 90 by parents.

Where there is no fragrant grass in the end of the world, all grow in other people's homes.

There is no road in the world, so the teacher begins to call the roll.

When I woke up in the morning, I thought I had grown up. It was the quilt that covered me

If everyone understands you, you have to be ordinary!

Failure is the mother of success.

It's said that money is a son of a bitch, but he looks really good.

Everyone wanted to save the world, but no one helped mom wash the dishes.

It's full of fat.

The ugly duckling can become a swan not because he works hard, but because his parents are swans.

Do things must consider the feelings of others, do not let them too happy.

Time is a butcher's knife, but he has no way to take ugly people.

You can touch your whole body from top to bottom, which is the only station security inspector.

Life is the ups and downs. At the end of the day, you'll jump twice.

Life won't give you up, but it won't let you go.

Everything is going up, that is, people are getting more and more cheap.

It's nice of you to go, or I'll be careful. You'll stay for dinner.

Time is not to get up, but to see how long you can sleep.

Only through hard work can we know that the gap in IQ is insurmountable.

Do not eat fat Chinese new year, how can you afford to die of chicken, duck, fish and pig?

It's not that you don't care, it's that they don't care.

My lover is a hero. One day, he will step on colorful clouds to marry others.

It takes three hours for you to pick yourself up and get things done in three minutes.

If you quarrel with an object, don't investigate the reason for the quarrel. You should understand how bold he is.

Intermittent complacency, continuous mixed eating and death.

Why can you live like a mental handicap, and I can't.

I haven't been to your city, but I've painted your question.

The only fair thing in the world is that we all die.

Sir, you don't have enough money on this card

Don't always dig out the heart and lung for people. Some people don't eat viscera.

The girl who loves to laugh is not so bad, but the girl with bad luck can still laugh?

A man cannot lower his noble head, except when he picks up money.

Journey to the West tells us that having a pig like teammate can make the team go to the West.

It's not terrible. What's terrible is that you can't solve it.

You two seem to be a perfect match. The garbage sorting of Yuelao is quite up to standard.

I have a heart to get up early, but my quilt and bed don't agree.

Beautiful leather bags are the same, and interesting souls are more than 200 kg.

If one day I disappear, even if my friends and lovers won't look for me, the bank will go crazy for me.

I tried to disappear, and no one asked.

A full man does not know how hungry a hungry man is; a hungry man does not know that a full man is empty.

Why can you live like a mental handicap, and I can't.

I'm not Zhuge Liang, and I don't have a straw boat, but why do you always go to me?

Sharing weal and woe with you, who are you?

People who are better than you are still working hard. What's the use of your efforts?

Good looking clavicles are the same, and interesting bellies are bouncing around.

Think about the salary ratio, forget it, don't want to live.

Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately, in the end it killed all the students.

Talk about money hurt feelings, talk about feelings hurt money.

Life is like a phone call, either you hang up or I hang up first.

If marriage is the grave of love, the annual anniversary celebration is a grave sweeping.

Sometimes people are cold to you, it may not be your problem. Maybe he just doesn't like ugliness.

Don't think God is torturing you, but in fact, God doesn't care about you.

Today is new year's Eve, come here and give you a piece of your favorite swan meat.

Good looking clavicles are the same, and interesting bellies are bouncing around.

What wakes me up every day is not the ideal, but the music of the square dance downstairs.

Poor you work hard! If you don't work hard, how can you be in debt.

The handsome ones are all handsome, the ugly ones are like shoveling excrement when playing golf.

Other people have more money than you and work harder than you, but you are more powerful. You have everything by your imagination.

Don't complain about the miserable experience of the present, which is far worse than the future.

It's good to go to bed early and get up early, but it's really good to go to bed late and get up late.

College students, you have to know, learning may not be able to harvest, but chopping hands can certainly receive goods.

I don't know if it's someone else's love that's too easy or your own eight characters are too hard.

You are sleepy every day because you are trapped in life.

Nowadays, some people eat by their faces, while others eat by their faces.

We are unprecedented tacit understanding, suddenly you ignore me and I ignore you.

The biggest advantage of a blind date is that if the marriage goes wrong in the future, you can put the blame on the matchmaker.

When listening to the results, you should use the right ear, because the left ear is close to the heart, and sudden death may occur.

Only when you ask for leave and deduct salary, can you feel your salary is high.

The function of the alarm clock for me is to make me sleep in a different position.

If you help a friend who is in urgent need of money, he will remember you the next time he needs money.

Be modest, listen to others' opinions and write down their names.

A full man does not know how hungry a hungry man is; a hungry man does not know that a full man is empty.

Don't say that someone else's brain is sick. The premise of brain disease is that there must be a brain.

Sleep until hand cramps, count money to wake up naturally.

Others use famous brand bags, but you can only use expression bags.

Every time you want to save money, that's when your IQ reaches its peak!

Before I met you, my world was black and white. After I met you, it was all black.

All stories will have an end, only life and you do not end.

It's not hard to be a good man for a day, but a rich man for a lifetime.

You two seem to be a perfect match. The garbage sorting of Yuelao is quite up to standard.

Buy a globe on holiday. The world is so big that you can not only look at it, but also turn around.

Love at first sight is clearly the color of the intention; Long life is just a balance of advantages and disadvantages; Even when you are old, you are just used to it.

It doesn't matter if you are poor. What matters is more than one.

You will never know which friend of yours will become the next wechat business.

Don't look at others on the surface, everything is going well, in fact, they also have a smooth flow behind their backs.

Learning without thinking is futile; thinking without learning is perilous. Do not think not learn into the network loan.

I wish my wallet could be as thick as my cheek one day.

Only through hard work can we know that the gap in IQ is insurmountable.

Rich people are close to me, rich people are far away from me!

Love you is not two or three days, but, a day did not love.

I used to go to school with money, but now I work, I'm making money.

Thank you. I lose my chain every time I need you.

Fame is like a fart. It's not enough to make a sound. It will stink for some time.

Many people feel that they are too tired to live. In fact, they may just sleep too late.

So many years did not fall into the peach trap, rely on two words, no money.

There are many times, the face is not given by others, but lost by ourselves.

What about being short, kid? Raise your head and let them know that you are not only short, but also ugly!

Life, began to put pickled peppers on my chicken paws!

If you want to be beautiful, you should sleep more. If you are sleepy, you will feel beautiful.

If you can't be angry, don't be angry. If you can't swear, you can do it directly.

Dogs are man's best friends. However, dog's best friend is shite.

If I don't have the ability to comfort myself, I can't live now.

Your face, a day destined, nine points to see the filter.

If you don't force yourself, you don't know what despair is.

You are not miserable, miserable people, no mobile phone.

You want money? Just think about it.

You are just like my sunshine, which is dazzling.

It's a fine day today. I've been in my room for a long time. I'm ready to go to the living room for relaxation.

Don't stay up too late. Staying up late will hurt your cell phone.

You're not so insecure, because no money is the safest.

Although you are single, you are fat as two.

When we meet our elders, it's not that we don't want to call them, but we don't know what to call them at all.

It is said that falling in love will affect learning. Does learning not affect love?

It's not a shame to sell your soul. What's embarrassing is that you can't sell it for a good price.

Put the right resume to find a good job, cast the right fetus, you can not look for a job.

When a relative asks about my grades, I will ask him about the year-end bonus.

Only through hard work can we know that the gap in IQ is insurmountable.

Failure is the mother of success, but often failure is infertility.

I was taught not to spend money indiscriminately since I was a child. When I grew up, I found out how to spend money without money at all?

If you want to buy a Porsche Cayenne, please tell me where your money comes from!

The world is fair. People who are busier than you earn more than you and those who are idle earn less.

Don't think the world has abandoned you, the world has no time to pay attention to you!

Want to fight? Mobile phone can be taken from your hand, even if it is struggling.

I picked up a magic lamp and wished I could find my girlfriend before I died. As a result, I got eternal life!

It doesn't matter if you fail the college entrance examination. There are more failures waiting for you in the future.

I changed her from a girl to a woman, she changed me from a boy to a poor man.

A fool has a fool's fortune, but a fool B has no.

Give your dream wings, you can't fly anywhere.

I saw a fortune teller. As soon as I sat down, he asked me, what are you?

You must dare to love and hate, to find your love and hate, others really don't care.

If you see my face is not good, don't think too much, that is, you forget to give the red envelope.

Weight loss is to prove to mom, not only fat can not find the object, thin also can not find!

Don't set the bank card password as your girlfriend's birthday, or you'll have to change it.

It's good to go to bed early and get up early, but it's really good to go to bed late and get up late.

Every woman is looking for a man and finally finds out that the most masculine is herself.

In fact, fate, really does not like to joke with you, it is very serious to kill you.

Every time I look at the poor travel log, I feel that I don't want to be poor.

I'm not Zhuge Liang, and I don't have a straw boat, but why do you always go to me?

My future is a dream, but unfortunately, I still have insomnia.

I'm happy for you when you're good. I'm happy for the world if you're not.

Others are emitting the sour smell of love, only me, emitting the unique fragrance of a single dog.

You don't know how to arrange your life. There will be many people to help you arrange what they need you to do.

There is nothing difficult in the world, but to be afraid of the rich.

The only way to solve the problem is to become rich.

Tomb Sweeping Day, you should go back to your school to sweep the grave, because there buried your youth.

When leaders hold a meeting, we should keep quiet. It is impolite to disturb others' sleep.

Do you think today is the worst day? Tomorrow will change your mind.

You want money? Just think about it.

The road in the distance, in addition to the unknown, there is despair.

Three days are doomed, seven by hard work, and 90 minutes to see the face.

Congratulations on making it through another day, winning the lottery, another day.

If there is no accident on Valentine's day, you can live alone. If you have an accident, you can go to the hospital.

If you don't marry me after many years, then we'll be finished.

You work so hard every day and endure so much loneliness and pain. But I don't see how good you are!

How good are you with your best friend? He entered MLM, and I was the first one to go offline.

I haven't been to your city, but I've painted your question.

After breaking through the bottleneck, it was found that there was still a bottle cap.

No matter what happens, where you fall, just lie there for a while.

The real food can be regarded as moon cakes.

Looking for her thousands of times in the crowd, suddenly looking back, that person still despises me.

Don't care what others think of you. If you care, others don't look up to you.

The female ticket suddenly became thinner, most of it was air leakage.

Don't worry, rich people don't have bad luck.

Compared with ugliness, poverty is not worth mentioning.

You don't look at me usually to you, a look of indifference, in fact, I said a lot of bad things about you behind my back.

A person's life, three days is doomed to seven by hard work, the remaining 90 by parents.

The sky didn't fall what big responsibility to me, still bitter my mind, labor my muscles and bones.

The day will come down to the great responsibility of the people, must first painstakingly work their muscles and bones, and then the day changed his mind.

If you are lazy with me, you will lose because I am too lazy to compare with you.

Your lover is a hero. He will ride on colorful auspicious clouds and go to the Internet bar to eat chicken every day.

Don't bow your head, green hat will fall, don't cry, Lao Wang will laugh.

Think about the salary ratio, forget it, don't want to live.

I make friends, never care if he has money, anyway, I am not poor.

Years let me know, in addition to express, I do not have to wait for anyone.

In fact, fate, really does not like to joke with you, it is very serious to kill you.

Work, love and life are not smooth? Look in the mirror more, you will understand a lot of things.

Only those who have worked hard know how important the background is!

It doesn't matter if you can't lose weight after a week of exercise, because you can't lose weight after ten weeks of exercise.

There will be a lot of unexpected things in the world, for example, you think I'll give an example.

It's full of fat.

It's better not to talk and look like a fool than to open your mouth to prove that you are.

Don't put your eyes on the mobile phone for too long, experts have said that the phone will run out of power.

Horses keep their hooves, you keep their mouths.

Nothing can knock a person down at a time, as long as it is strong enough, it will continue to knock you down!

When I was a child, I was afraid to dream of looking for the toilet. The most terrible thing was that I found the toilet when I didn't wake up.

When I went to see a psychiatrist, the doctor said, "you don't have any depression. You're really miserable.".

I never think about when I can succeed. Since I have chosen the distance, it is still far away.

Pinch your fingers and you're going to break up.

After everyone's patient persuasion, I finally accepted the fact that I was a fool.

The life span of mobile phone is 1 / 20 of that of human beings. Please put down the chores around you and accompany it well!

What do you like about me? I like you to stay away from me.

You're down. There are thousands of people who can replace you.

Rome wasn't built in a day. Three layers of the stomach were not a day's hunger.

Insomnia can't sleep, may be because your cell phone still has electricity.

If I have something that you don't like, please overcome it by yourself.

If you like a girl, you should study hard, find a good job and make a lot of money. When she gets married, you can give more money.

Don't always feel lonely, look at the circle of fat on the belly, have never left it?

Good looking leather bag reality split, interesting soul spirit derailment?.

Whether it's a white hat or a black hat, it's not a good hat to turn green.

Leaders say hard work will mature faster, so now I look older than them.

Life will make you suffer for a while. After you adapt, you will suffer for a lifetime.

Don't say you are a single dog. In fact, you may not be as good as a dog

If you become a spare tire, please forget that you are also a jack.

There is no news that can't be seen, only people who don't want to return.

I thought tomorrow would be better, and then I looked forward to it every day.

Thank you. I lose my chain every time I need you.

The difference between a man and a pig is that a pig is always a pig, while a man is sometimes not a man.

Forget the previous unhappy, because the future will be more unhappy.

Yuelao, please draw the red line for me next time, can you change it into steel wire? Red line old TM broken.

He once dreamed of walking around the world with a sword. Because he was too fat, he cancelled the original plan.

If you are ugly, you should read more books. In any case, anything else has nothing to do with you.

At present, the most reliable way to get rich is to demolish your house.

I can't solve anything that can be solved with money.

Want to be your sun, warm you when you are happy, and die when you are not happy.

Nothing lasts forever, but you can.

I don't think it's terrible to be lovelorn, but blind.

Difficulties may be late, but never absent.

Love is a double-edged sword, one side cuts you very painful, the other side also cuts you very painful.

The disappointment has never failed me, every time I really let me down.

If you can't get rich overnight, two nights is OK, and three nights is not enough for me.

We agreed to go to the white head together, but you secretly baked oil.

The world is fair. People who are busier than you earn more than you and those who are idle earn less.

In a taxi crazy fart, can greatly reduce the probability of the driver taking you detour.

I have nothing from once, to now penniless.

There is no high cold people at all. It's not you who are warm!

When I was young, I thought money was everything. Now I know when I am old, it's true.

Only when you eat bitterly, can you know how hard it is.

When you are in love, you will feel like taking drugs. If you break up, you will feel like giving up drugs again.

The day will come down to the great responsibility of the people, must first painstakingly work their muscles and bones, and then the day changed his mind.

If you are lazy with me, you will lose because I am too lazy to compare with you.

Life is not like this or that. In short, it won't be what you think.

If life deceives you, you turn on the beauty camera and cheat all the people.

No, I can't cross the ridge, only can't cross the ridge.

Once a dreamer, now there is no dream, only homesick.

If you're not happy with your money, you're spending it the wrong way.

Others are emitting the sour smell of love, only me, emitting the unique fragrance of a single dog.

I don't know if it's someone else's love that's too easy or your own eight characters are too hard.

Other people have more money than you and work harder than you, but you are more powerful. You have everything by your imagination.

The most romantic thing I can think of is to eat with you and then you pay.

There is no chicken soup in the world. When the chicken dies, it is made into chicken soup.

When you feel you can't do it, just walk on the road, and you will be a pedestrian.

Wishful thinking can thin words, I may have now, only soul.

Beauty fades, but stupidity lasts~

It's not because you see hope that you insist, but because you insist, you know there is no hope.

Love is a double-edged sword, one side cuts you very painful, the other side also cuts you very painful.

Who says you don't like sports? Not only can you play the ball, but you also play well.

Fortunately, you didn't wash your hair last year. Otherwise, this year, you would not even have oil in the fried dishes.

When leaders hold a meeting, we should keep quiet. It is impolite to disturb others' sleep.

Although you are single, you are fat as two.

Who said I can't play musical instruments? I'm out of the house and I'm good at it.

One meal is as fierce as a tiger, and the salary is two thousand five.

You are a princess by your parents, a princess by a man, and a beggar by yourself.

Failure is the mother of success, but I have failed so many times that I don't know who my mother is.

Did I live for 16 years, or did I live for 1 day and repeat for 16 years?

It's not how many backstage you have, but how many people you can be!

It's too simple to kill an obsessive-compulsive disorder.

The reason for being single is that acquaintances are not easy to start with and strangers are not easy to speak.

Don't think God is torturing you, but in fact, God doesn't care about you.

If you don't try to ask, how do you know that you are not the result of your parents' contraceptive failure?

After learning a lot of skills, I finally found that the most useful skill is to be open!

Come to me when you have no money. Let me tell you how to live without money.

He likes you to be plain and beautiful.

Other people's bodies are full of talent, your body is full of pearl milk tea.

Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately, in the end it killed all the students.

No matter what kind of alienation we become in the end, a red envelope can go back to the beginning.

Failure is not terrible, but you still believe it.

The so-called review is to confirm what you can't, and you really can't.

You can't have both fish and bear's paws, but you can be single and poor!

Who said I can't play musical instruments? I'm out of the house and I'm good at it.

Are you afraid of being ridiculed if you don't look good? Don't worry. It's the same to dress well.

Some people are good-looking, some people are ugly, and you are very ugly.

He tried to cheer up, but accidentally killed him.

The world is fair. People who are busier than you earn more than you and those who are idle earn less.

Hair ten million hair, sleep first, stay up late without rest hair loss two lines of tears.

Another day has passed, how about, is the dream more distant?

The world laughs at me for being crazy. I laugh at how quickly the world can see it.

Learning without thinking is futile; thinking without learning is perilous. Do not think not learn into the network loan.

Stealing one person's ideas is plagiarism, stealing many people's ideas is research.

The handsome ones are all handsome, the ugly ones are like shoveling excrement when playing golf.

It is better to have the same beauty than to be ugly.

When listening to the results, you should use the right ear, because the left ear is close to the heart, and sudden death may occur.

I picked up a magic lamp and wished I could find my girlfriend before I died. As a result, I got eternal life!

I miss you so much, the first sentence is false, the second sentence is also false.

One of the symptoms of mental breakdown is the belief that one's job is very important.

You think you'd better bow to life? Life is about getting you down on your knees.

I'm not afraid to become people I hate. I'm afraid I'm not as good as them.

Other people have more money than you and work harder than you, but you are more powerful. You have everything by your imagination.

Life is not only the present, but also a lifetime.

Primary school English level support to now, more and more powerless.

Look in the mirror when you are looking good. After all, this illusion is not everyday.

You are always so stingy. You have damaged several doors.

Don't feel that you have reached the trough when you are young, and you still have a lot of room to go down.

Hope is fire, disappointment is smoke, life is smoke while making fire.

You're creative and you live with courage.

To ask what money is in the world is a promise of life and death.

Always remember to smile, it will make you look like a psychopath that can't be easily provoked.

The noise in the day is too noisy to wake up, and the night is too quiet to sleep.

The function of the alarm clock for me is to make me sleep in a different position.

If you're OK, you can do it~

The pancake lady said that she earns 30000 yuan a month, and she doesn't miss you an egg.

My lover is a hero. One day, he will step on colorful clouds to marry others.

Even if the heavy rain overturns the whole city, the company still counts you as late.

It's nice of you to go, or I'll be careful. You'll stay for dinner.

Whenever I find the key to success, I find that someone has replaced the lock cylinder

It's nice of you to go, or I'll be careful. You'll stay for dinner.

Nothing can defeat you, because you have never succeeded.

As long as the Kung Fu deep iron pestle grinds into the needle, but really grinds the iron pestle into the needle, absolutely is the big fool.

The paste is not on the desk, it's in your head.

The flag set up in those years has been deleted. No one can remember it anyway.

When you have nothing to give up, don't forget you can give up treatment.

To ask what money is in the world is a promise of life and death.

Running with the wind, freedom is the direction, but forget the short legs, no strength.

If you rob a bank, whether you succeed or fail, you won't have to go back to work for the next 10 years.

What do you like about me? I like you to stay away from me.

The handsome ones are all handsome, the ugly ones are like shoveling excrement when playing golf.

Don't get up if you hit the ground. Anyway, you will be beaten to the ground!

Don't always be so narcissistic, beautiful woman looked at you more, just because you are ugly and unique.

Looking for her thousands of times in the crowd, suddenly looking back, that person still despises me.

If the world doesn't want you, remember to come to me. I know several traffickers.

It doesn't matter whether you are beautiful or not. The beauty you think is the real beauty!

When others see you, they say you are a student, not because you look young, but because of the dirt you wear!

Only when you ask for leave and deduct salary, can you feel your salary is high.

Sir, you don't have enough money on this card

If you don't play with your mobile phone one day, you won't die. Your life is still there, but your soul is lost!

Your complicated facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

Why is heaven always jealous of talents? Because nobody cares how long a fool lives.

You can't always look at what you don't have. Look more at what you have. Forget it. Close your eyes.

What does your partner call you? My partner told me to get out of here.

People who are better than you are still working hard. What's the use of your efforts?

I have a dream, just a dream.

The starting point of others is the end point far away from you.

I want to live in your heart, only to find that it is a community, there are many neighbors.

Edison searched for the filament a thousand times to make you a durable light bulb.

Please believe me, every word I say is rubbish!

Others did not reply, continue to wait, you will wait until her circle of friends.

Work hard, every difficulty, will overcome me.

Xiao San is a good thing. She took the dog that doesn't love you.

Nothing can knock a person down at a time, as long as it is strong enough, it will continue to knock you down!

I wanted to enjoy life and found it hard to survive.

Like a person to express their love, in case, become a spare tire?

With lofty aspirations, one can not bind a chicken.

You're a sugar cane man. It's sweet at the beginning, and it's all dregs in the back.

You want money? Just think about it.

You are not unprepared for everything. At least you are ready to fail.

Primary school English level support to now, more and more powerless.

Every woman is looking for a man and finally finds out that the most masculine is herself.

Sister, you take the bow, brother, I walk on the shore. Look, 99% of this sentence is sung.

It doesn't matter whether you are beautiful or not. The beauty you think is the real beauty!

Static as paralysis, as if epilepsy.

You can't have both fish and bear's paws, but you can be single and poor!

Show the best show at noon, because sooner or later there will be retribution.

There must be new expectations every day, so as to have new disappointment.

Learning without thinking is futile; thinking without learning is perilous. Do not think not learn into the network loan.

Wake up, you are not bereaved, but the normal performance of having no money and sex.

I was taught not to spend money indiscriminately since I was a child. When I grew up, I found out how to spend money without money at all?

Tetris teaches us that if you're gregarious, you'll disappear.

When I went to see a psychiatrist, the doctor said, "you don't have any depression. You're really miserable.".

The blessings and single digit red envelopes are soulless.

When I was young and left home, I learned a lot of Sao Hua.

There is no obstacle in life, only one ridge after another.

Lose weight this matter, reduce fast, rebound fast, reduce slowly, give up fast.

In the world, everything can be done, except math problems.

After all, there will be too many words to speak when you grow up.

After everyone's patient persuasion, I finally accepted the fact that I was a fool.

Don't bow to fate easily, because you will see fat when you bow down.

Every time you want to save money, that's when your IQ reaches its peak!

I tried to be an interesting person, but then I deviated and became a teaser.

No matter how hard you are, you have to be poor.

It's a long way to go. I'll go up and down and ask for help.

The way you try to talk to him is like a shopping guide in the mall.

The day will come down to the great responsibility of the people, must first painstakingly work their muscles and bones, and then the day changed his mind.

Don't look down on anyone easily. Even if you kill Matt, your hair is more than you.

The biggest advantage of a blind date is that if the marriage goes wrong in the future, you can put the blame on the matchmaker.

Don't always call yourself a single dog. According to your age, you are a bachelor. According to your IQ, you are a single fool.

When I was young, I thought money was everything. Now I know when I am old, it's true.

Life is not like this or that. In short, it won't be what you think.

You are just like my sunshine, which is dazzling.

Birds of a feather flock together, and the rich get married.

If there is no accident on Valentine's day, you can live alone. If you have an accident, you can go to the hospital.

Although you are short, your hairline is high.

As the saying goes, misfortune never comes singly. It can be seen that even misfortune is accompanied by company. You can see you again.

God is fair, he gave you a ugly face, will certainly give you a poor family.

Be prepared so that when the opportunity comes, you can skillfully avoid it.

Young people don't always think about taking shortcuts, parents are the hard truth.

I don't want to have a dog, I don't want to have a cat. I just want to raise you. After all, raising pigs can make you rich.

Don't bow to fate easily, because you will see fat when you bow down.

The life span of mobile phone is 1 / 20 of that of human beings. Please put down the chores around you and accompany it well!

Life is not like this or that. In short, it won't be what you think.

The end of failure is despair, the end of effort is overwork.

Thanks to the people who knocked me down on the road before, because it's really comfortable to lie down.

Don't look forward to tomorrow, because tomorrow will not be easy.

I used to buy lottery tickets every day, but one day, I couldn't even afford them.

Show the best show at noon, because sooner or later there will be retribution.

You can't always look at what you don't have. Look more at what you have. Forget it. Close your eyes.

If you don't do something useless, why do you have a long life?

It doesn't matter whether you are beautiful or not. The beauty you think is the real beauty!

It's a waste of ten minutes to listen to you.

It's too simple to kill an obsessive-compulsive disorder.

Xiao Ming was kept in the dark by his parents for a long time, leading to suffocation.

There's no hope to be a good man, and bad man is not good at it.

Those who don't make money say they are starting a business.

Can there be an echo if you never forget it?

Other people review reading, are looking at to understand, I am looking at to see open.

To be a man, you have to keep the book separate, because you can't make a single moth at all.

Life is short, and I'm fuckin 'lazy.

If you are ugly, you should read more books. Books can't make you look good, but they can make you accept reality more easily.

If your boyfriend is obedient to you and never flirts. Maybe it's because he doesn't have enough money.

The one who looks good is called food, and the one who is not good-looking is called a bucket!

Even believe has a lie in the middle.

When comforting others, I just want to find a rope.

If you're not happy with your money, you're spending it the wrong way.

It's good to go to bed early and get up early, but it's really good to go to bed late and get up late.

There are no unsolvable problems, but there are endless problems.

A person's life, three days is doomed to seven by hard work, the remaining 90 by parents.

Can you be sincere to me? Certainly. I really don't like you.

You haven't viewed the world. Where does your world view come from?

Insomnia can't sleep, may be because your cell phone still has electricity.

If there is no pursuit, then, how relaxed

It's not hard to be a good man for a day, but a rich man for a lifetime.

Don't worry, rich people don't have bad luck.

The reason for being single is that acquaintances are not easy to start with and strangers are not easy to speak.

Don't say you are nothing, stay up late to play mobile phone, you are a good hand.

When comforting others, I just want to find a rope.

There's no hope to be a good man, and bad man is not good at it.

What you have now has never been yours, because you will lose it in the future.

Don't think the world has abandoned you, the world has no time to pay attention to you

Some people appear in your life, want to tell you, you are so cheat!

It's money. It's like no one is short of it.

If you work harder, you will be able to go crazy.

The so-called marriage is the reorganization of assets of two families.

Don't lose weight. You're ugly not only because you're fat.

Don't think the world without you, no difference, without you, the earth will rotate faster.

Don't always feel lonely, look at the circle of fat on the belly, have never left it?

If you don't do something useless, why do you have a long life?

Don't look down. Your chin will show.

The most beautiful word in the world is not that I love you, but that your tumor is benign!

The cost of living is like a big aunt. It comes once a month and disappears in a few days.

God closed a door for you, and then went to wash and sleep.

Life is not as good as nine, can talk to people how to 23.

Less and less friendship, more and more reciprocity.

Life will make you suffer for a while. After you adapt, you will suffer for a lifetime.

Others worry about how to make money, but I worry about how to spend it. How can I spend 20 yuan until the 10th of next month?

I am a sauerkraut fish, sour and vegetable, but also redundant.

After exercise, you will be surprised to find that you are just from fat to strong.

If you are particularly infatuated with a person, then you must not be worthy of him!

How to meet the storm without experiencing wind and rain.

The exam is so easy, where can't test where!

Since childhood, I like to be independent, such as relying on my own ability.

Despite the ostensible beauty of those rich people, they are actually more beautiful in private.

If life betrays you, hope is to sell by catty, after all, you are fat.

During the interview, they ask you to have a chat. They really just want to talk.

Rich people are worried about taxes, and you just don't sleep enough!

No one is afraid of anything. I have a partner. I have never won chess.

What can be solved with money is not a problem, but how to have money is your biggest problem.

Playing mahjong three missing one, fighting landlord two missing one, I fall in love, why still a lack of one?

Did I live for 16 years, or did I live for 1 day and repeat for 16 years?

Young people don't always think about taking shortcuts, parents are the hard truth.

What's the matter with poor children? If you are poor, you should hold out your chest and let others see that you are not only poor, but also short.

If you want to buy a Porsche Cayenne, please tell me where your money comes from!

At present, the most reliable way to get rich is to demolish your house.

They laugh at my ugliness, and I laugh at what they say.

Wine in the night, wine in you, you in me, we in poverty.

You're the best you can do. It's better to make a fool of yourself.

If I don't have the ability to comfort myself, I can't live now.

It doesn't matter whether you are beautiful or not. The beauty you think is the real beauty!

You think your boyfriend is a cash machine, but it turns out that there are ten machines and nine and a half are deposit machines.

You don't know how to arrange your life. There will be many people to help you arrange what they need you to do.

Please believe me, every word I say is rubbish!

The farther the poem and the distance, the dirtier it is. The more stupid the horse is riding with dream!

Some of them have a shiny surface, and in fact, the stockings have slipped to the floor of their feet.

In the face of difficulties, if you persist for a while, you will get used to it.

I don't know what happiness is when I am in it? It's just that I'm going to get fat and become a pig. I still think I'm ok.

This life is so hard, don't try too hard, the next life will be more bitter.

Don't talk about love at first sight, but it's just the color.

It's really naive to be afraid of ghosts. I'll show you people's hearts.

The friendship between girls, like plastic flowers, although fake but never fade.

After all, jellyfish have no brains and live for 600 million years.

We are unprecedented tacit understanding, suddenly you ignore me and I ignore you.

Failure is also a part of success. Where you fall down, you will deceive others.

If you can't rob others, you can't do it on singles day.

Do anything must persist, always let you see, the day of failure.

The real warrior, dare to face the balance on the bank card, dare to face up to the number on the scale.

You have to work hard to be worthy and used.

After all, there will be too many words to speak when you grow up.

Even if the heavy rain overturns the whole city, the company still counts you as late.

When people fall in love, they depend on their looks, romance and money, while you rely on their blindness.

The noise in the day is too noisy to wake up, and the night is too quiet to sleep.

I'm super fond of small animals. How to say, it's dundon.

What is the difference between a man without a dream and a carefree mind?

I have a dream, just a dream.

Don't tell me I'm sorry, because I can't forgive you or stab you to death.

When you feel ugly and poor, don't be sad. At least your judgment is correct.

God is full of wisdom to the world, but you have an umbrella.

You think you'd better bow to life? Life is about getting you down on your knees.

What's wrong with being ugly? I can't see it myself. It's you who are disgusting!

The picture of my wife in my wallet is to remind me how I lost the money in my wallet.

The rich get married in the end, and those without money can only eat the soil.

All of today's things are just passing away. From tomorrow on, you will be nothing.

A thief came to my house to steal money yesterday. We looked for it all night.

Because of his introverted personality, he couldn't do it all the time.

Don't always be so narcissistic, beautiful woman looked at you more, just because you are ugly and unique.

Difficulties may be late, but never absent.

What you have now has never been yours, because you will lose it in the future.

Love is a light, green to you panic.

Can you be sincere to me? Certainly. I really don't like you.

The fate of thousands of miles to meet, but not fate also save phone charges.

In fact, you are not worthless, at least in the summer, you can feed mosquitoes.

It's not sweet to try hard, but to quench your thirst!

Failure is also a part of success. Where you fall down, you will deceive others.

When someone else goes to work, you make noodles.

They laugh at my ugliness, and I laugh at what they say.

If a person seconds back to you, it can only show that he is just playing with the mobile phone.

A lot of times, optimism and nice words can't help you.

Edison searched for the filament a thousand times to make you a durable light bulb.

Thank those who knocked you down because you'll find it really comfortable to lie down.

Come back with me. I'll send you my wedding invitation.

Life is like a phone call, either you hang up or I hang up first.

Homesickness is a small ticket. I am at this end and the yellow cattle is at that end.

Only when you ask for leave and deduct salary, can you feel your salary is high.

Staying up late is not good for your health. It is recommended to stay up all night.

If the loss is a blessing, then I may be as lucky as the East China Sea.

Complaining doesn't change your life, but money can!

For the poor, if life is not tired, it is not called life!

Don't care too much about other people's eyes, because no one will pay attention to you.

The way you try to talk to him is like a shopping guide in the mall.

If you don't try to ask, how do you know that you are not the result of your parents' contraceptive failure?

When I was young and left home, I learned a lot of Sao Hua.

The paste is not on the desk, it's in your head.

Dreams still have to have, otherwise one day drink too much, what do you talk to people?

A man will die, either lighter or heavier than a feather.

Do not want to fall in love is false, no one is true.

Do you think rich people are happy? You can't imagine their happiness.

Fortunately, you didn't wash your hair last year. Otherwise, this year, you would not even have oil in the fried dishes.

People need to work hard, after trying hard, you will find that you are really ordinary.

What do you want to take away from your alma mater? What I want to take away from my alma mater is my tuition.

Work less money to come out to start a business, guarantee to let you, compensate all.

Your life, like your hairline, recedes very quickly.

It's better to look for a partner. You have to make an excuse for no one likes you.

Try to get to know the people you hate, and you will find that the more you look at them, the more you hate them.

Dream of their own in the exam, and then be scared to wake up, found that they really in the exam.

Do anything must persist, always let you see, the day of failure.

I saw a fortune teller. As soon as I sat down, he asked me, what are you?

Life is short, and I'm fuckin 'lazy.

Only when there is a long line in the station can we really realize that we are the descendants of the dragon.

Difficulties may be late, but never absent.

There is only one life, but there is more than one life threatening thing.

There are two kinds of results of strong kiss confession to women, one is Pa Pa Pa, the other is Pa Pa Pa PA. This is the gap between loser and Gao Fu Shuai.

When I was a child, I didn't like to eat, so I'm short now. Now I love eating, which makes me fat and short.

I don't know if it's someone else's love that's too easy or your own eight characters are too hard.

I don't know how many peaks you have to cross before you succeed. Anyway, you can't escape the two peaks sooner or later.

Learning makes people happy, but not learning makes people happier.

Although you are single, you are fat as two.

How to meet the storm without experiencing wind and rain.

Ten out of ten are unhappy in life!

Although I can't come to a trip, I have a constitution of being fat.

Looking back 500 times in the past life, but in exchange for a sentence in this world, rogue.

When someone else goes to work, you make noodles.

Every time you spend money, you say your wallet is bleeding, but you don't know that your wallet has lost too much blood and died.

I am full of yearning for life, although life is far away from me.

If you respect people one inch, he will get more.

Because I'm poor, I dare not even care about you. I'm afraid you'd better make a huge sum of money.

Wake up, you are not bereaved, but the normal performance of having no money and sex.

Learning without thinking is futile; thinking without learning is perilous. Do not think not learn into the network loan.

As the saying goes, a man without foresight must be rich.

No, I can't cross the ridge, only can't cross the ridge.

Today is new year's Eve, come here and give you a piece of your favorite swan meat.

Homesickness is a small ticket. I am at this end and the yellow cattle is at that end.

I heard that you had a bad time. I squatted at the door and laughed all day.

When others say busy to you, it's TA who wants to leave time for more important people.

You look serious, like a film on the overpass.

After the double 11, I changed from a bachelor to a single in debt.

There must be fog in front of the mountain, and the boat will sink naturally at the end of the bridge.

It's a waste of ten minutes to listen to you.

Since childhood, I like to be independent, such as relying on my own ability.

Other people review reading, are looking at to understand, I am looking at to see open.

Pay attention to details, start with small things, because you can't do big things.

Don't put things off until tomorrow. The day after tomorrow is a good day.

Wishful thinking can thin words, I may have now, only soul.

I hate a word most in my life! Especially when the problem can't be done.

Life is not like this or that. In short, it won't be what you think.

There is no straight man, as long as you are good-looking, you can become curved.

If you have a lot of money in front of you and a million fans, what does that have to do with you?

I really want to sell the house and travel around the world, but the landlord doesn't agree.

You've suffered the most serious injury in playing football. It's your girlfriend who comes to the court to feed water to your opponent!

If it can't be amazing, it's so ugly!

A thief came to my house to steal money yesterday. We looked for it all night.

The road in the distance, in addition to the unknown, there is despair.

I hate flatterers most in my life. It seems that I can't be a man when I am with them.

It is said that in 2020, I don't want to die to eliminate poverty.

Insomnia can't sleep, may be because your cell phone still has electricity.

The noise in the day is too noisy to wake up, and the night is too quiet to sleep.

Don't bow to fate easily, because you will see fat when you bow down.

You all praise the beauty, there are traces of PS inside.

Nowadays, young people want to sleep all the time except sleeping time.

I hate a word most in my life! Especially when the problem can't be done.

I'm not the kind of person who falls into the well and kills the stone. I just seal the well.

It is the least respect for winter to put autumn clothes into autumn trousers and cotton socks.

Life is six big characters, no matter how.

Your face is as rough as your life.

If you can't rob others, you can't do it on singles day.

So many years did not fall into the peach trap, rely on two words, no money.

The farther the poem and the distance, the dirtier it is. The more stupid the horse is riding with dream!

When you are in love, you will feel like taking drugs. If you break up, you will feel like giving up drugs again.

Life not only has in front of you, but also has the distant wolfberry.

Good birth is to succeed, and you are to live.

If you can't be angry, don't be angry. If you can't swear, you can do it directly.

There are two tragedies in life. One is not getting what you want, the other is getting what you don't want.

Many things in the world will become better as time goes by, for example, your fat will eventually become good fat.

A fool has a fool's fortune, but a fool B has no.

After years of hard work, although there is no harvest, but you have debt!

Look in the mirror more, and you will understand the reason for many things.

It's good to go to bed early and get up early, but it's really good to go to bed late and get up late.

To you, removing makeup is also called money laundering.

The reason why you drink chicken soup is that the meat has been eaten up by others.

No one cares how high you fly, but there are a group of people waiting to see how miserable you fall.

You can eat by your face, but you depend on your talent. This is the gap between you and Mingming.

You're not incompetent. You just don't have the right to choose.

Put down your mobile phone and go out for a walk. In the end, you will find that the mobile phone is still interesting.

It's not easy to have a holiday these days. Even a holiday should be in the light of our ancestors.

The world is so big, I want to see if there are plastic bottles.

Now the tears, are the original brain into the water.

Meet the person you like to pursue bravely, so that you can know that there is more than one person who refuses you.

Did I live for 16 years, or did I live for 1 day and repeat for 16 years?

For the poor, if life is not tired, it is not called life!

If you want small profits, you can't achieve great things.

What's the most crowded bus you've ever taken? Just passed by, but was squeezed into the car.

What is April Fool's Day confession, Qingming Festival confession is king, failure can also be said to be possessed by ghosts!

Stealing one person's ideas is plagiarism, stealing many people's ideas is research.

A thief came to my house to steal money yesterday. We looked for it all night.

If life deceives you, don't lose heart, because tomorrow is the same

If a friend comes from afar, he will be punished if he is far away.

There are some things to stick to, such as sleeping, especially when the alarm clock rings.

There are many ways to destroy friendship. The most thorough one is to borrow money and not pay it back.

To start a business, you should have a common mind, because it always goes up and down.

What's the most crowded bus you've ever taken? Just passed by, but was squeezed into the car.

You have never succeeded. What are you afraid of failure?

Money can't buy love, but it can buy love.

To be a man, you have to keep the book separate, because you can't make a single moth at all.

Be prepared so that when the opportunity comes, you can skillfully avoid it.

Despite the ostensible beauty of those rich people, they are actually more beautiful in private.

A good-looking skin bag has nothing to do with you. You don't have an interesting soul.

Spring Festival holiday starts with skipping brunch.

As long as the express is still on the way, I feel that this life is still a little hopeful.

Love you is not two or three days, but, a day did not love.

It's very troublesome to know strangers. Many lies have to be told again.

If life deceives you, don't be sad, don't be anxious, life will continue to deceive you.

Brain is a great thing. I hope you have it.

The three steps of meeting difficulties, facing it, dealing with it, abandoning it.

If you think from the perspective of others, one day you will find that you have lost yourself.

All of today's things are just passing away. From tomorrow on, you will be nothing.

Please cherish those who hurt you, after all, others are lazy to harm you.

How good are you with your best friend? He entered MLM, and I was the first one to go offline.

The ugly duckling can become a swan not because he works hard, but because his parents are swans.

It doesn't matter if you fail the college entrance examination. There are more failures waiting for you in the future.

Others don't know whether you are good or not. Others can only see that you are short, fat and poor.

Now the tears, are the original brain into the water.

We agreed to go to the white head together, but you secretly baked oil.

The paste is not on the desk, it's in your head.

Women conquer men with stockings, men conquer banks with stockings.

I hate flatterers most in my life. It seems that I can't be a man when I am with them.

Please cherish the person who is good to you, otherwise you will not know when you miss it, and then you can meet another blind one.

I don't know which link goes wrong. Is there a middleman who makes a difference?

The friendship between girls, like plastic flowers, although fake but never fade.

My social phobia comes mainly from low income.

Do you have any good sports? "Escapism.".

In the morning, I look in the mirror and comfort myself that there is nothing worse than me.

Don't always scold others, you are not as good as them.

Every time I kill a dog, I am a scholar.

Some tests rely on strength, others rely on vision, NIMA, I rely on imagination!

People who are better than you are still working hard. What's the use of your efforts?

Knowledge gives you strength, ignorance gives you more powerful, fearless, and unpredictable power.

Don't think you have nothing, at least you are ugly!

When you lose your motivation, look at your bank card balance. Then you'll find out: work doesn't work.

April Fool's day, just give a liar, a chance to tell the truth.

It's money. It's like no one is short of it.

Why do you want to sleep in school? Because school is where dreams begin.

I don't know how many peaks you have to cross before you succeed. Anyway, you can't escape the two peaks sooner or later.

Do you want to thin into a lightning bolt? The average width of lightning is five meters.

Three days are doomed, seven by hard work, and 90 minutes to see the face.

If it can't be amazing, it's so ugly!

All roads lead to Rome, but some people were born in Rome

Others' lives are full of stories, while mine are accidents.

We work very hard to live like ordinary people.

For people like you, even if you put the word "local tyrant" on your face, others will read it in reverse.

If life deceives you, don't lose heart, because tomorrow is the same

Don't think God is torturing you, but in fact, God doesn't care about you.

God closed a door for you, and then went to wash and sleep.

You can't have both fish and bear's paws, but you can be single and poor!

You don't look at me usually to you, a look of indifference, in fact, I said a lot of bad things about you behind my back.

When comforting others, I just want to find a rope.

Poverty limits me so much, why not limit my weight?

I used to think that people who depend on relationships must be very incompetent. After contacting them, I found that they were all better than me.

Every time I bravely take a step, God will be timely and generous for me, paving the next downhill road.

There is a lot of rain these two days. If it rains, remember to take an umbrella, otherwise your head will easily get into water.

If you still insist, you are not desperate enough.

If I don't have the ability to comfort myself, I can't live now.

Fortunately, you didn't wash your hair last year. Otherwise, this year, you would not even have oil in the fried dishes.

The world is so big that I want to see it. How far can you walk with such a small purse?

Time is a butcher's knife, but he has no way to take ugly people.

The day will come down to the great responsibility of the people, must first painstakingly work their muscles and bones, and then the day changed his mind.

As the saying goes, a man without foresight must be rich.

In life, many people like to make a fuss. In fact, there is no need to think about how to deal with a big problem.

I can row without oars, I can sail without direction, because my whole life depends on waves.

To you, removing makeup is also called money laundering.

Poverty limits me so much, why not limit my weight?

Soft heart is not a disease, it is fatal to turn back.

Poverty is not a state, but a normal state.

When God closes a door for you, he will also help you close the window.

Good looking leather bag reality split, interesting soul spirit derailment?.

Others' lives are full of stories, while mine are accidents.

Don't look down on anyone easily. Even if you kill Matt, your hair is more than you.

The three steps of meeting difficulties, facing it, dealing with it, abandoning it.

Don't give up your dream, keep sleeping!

A lazy man's clothes are small, and his salary is naturally cool.

All roads lead to Rome, and each has a toll gate.

Which has what empathy heart, is all stands to speak not waist pain mouth.

Earning money is a kind of ability, spending money is a kind of technology. My ability is limited, but my skill is very high.

An angel will love you for me, then I will love others.

Expensive is not the defect of iPhone, poor is your defect.

Time is not to get up, but to see how long you can sleep.

When we meet our elders, it's not that we don't want to call them, but we don't know what to call them at all.

I'm born to be useful if you're born with it.

Don't say that someone else's brain is sick. The premise of brain disease is that there must be a brain.

If one day you find yourself rich overnight, slap yourself, wake up and don't be late for work.

Why does God close a door for you? It's not because you are in the dark.

Although you are single, you are fat as two.

If no one holds hands, I carry my pocket.

You give grass a little love, grass also you a piece of green!

All of today's things are just passing away. From tomorrow on, you will be nothing.

Pretending to be forced is just a moment. It's eternal if you don't want to face.

More lonely than a person eating hot pot is, a person, no money to eat hot pot.

If you don't go crazy, you'll get old faster.

If eating fish can replenish your brain, you should eat at least one whale.

A friend of mine stopped complaining and began to work hard. Several years later, he was still like this bird.

Look forward to the cold of autumn, no matter what, forget to wear the cold pants.

Once we had poetry and distance, now we just want to buy a house.

If you really want to do a good job, the world will stand in your way.

They say that elder sister is beautiful. In fact, they are all made up.

If a person seconds back to you, it can only show that he is just playing with the mobile phone.

No matter what kind of alienation we become in the end, a red envelope can go back to the beginning.

A good-looking skin bag has nothing to do with you. You don't have an interesting soul.

The pancake lady said that she earns 30000 yuan a month, and she doesn't miss you an egg.

As the saying goes, misfortune never comes singly. It can be seen that even misfortune is accompanied by company. You can see you again.

No one can make you give up your dream. If you try, you will give up.

Money is hard to earn, but easy to spend.

Tell me when you don't have money. Let me know that I'm not the only one.

Give a lipstick to the girl you like. At least when she kisses others, she has your sense of participation.

You look serious, like a film on the overpass.

If you can't bear it, you can bear it again.

Never give up, once you start to give up, you will find very happy

I heard that it rained in your city. I don't know if you have an umbrella. If you take this rain, it will be white.

Like a person is not hidden, even if hiding in the closet, or her husband will find out.

A man cannot lower his noble head, except when he picks up money.

Wu Zetian proved that success has nothing to do with gender. You have proved that success has nothing to do with you.

There is only one life, but there is more than one life threatening thing.

Don't stay up too late. Staying up late will hurt your cell phone.

You are my little apple. Oh, I hate it! I mean, I really want to cut you.

Who said you have no perseverance, single this matter, you did not insist for decades?

You're creative and you live with courage.

If you want small profits, you can't achieve great things.

What can you do to let go of your dignity and be humble? Copy work.

In fact, confession is not necessarily a good thing, because it appears black hands.

If you have a loss, do not drink water, or you will become dirty.

Don't always dig out the heart and lung for people. Some people don't eat viscera.

Beautiful leather bags are the same, and interesting souls are more than 200 kg.

The night never treats those who go to bed late. It will give you black eyes and a body about to die suddenly.

Don't look forward to tomorrow, because tomorrow will not be easy.

Non toxic body carrying the toxic vaccine, you are educating me to be strong since childhood!

You're a sugar cane man. It's sweet at the beginning, and it's all dregs in the back.

If you want small profits, you can't achieve great things.

If you are good at it, you can do it one line at a time.

Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately, in the end it killed all the students.

There is no you can't imagine, only you can't do

When you know where you're going, the whole world is blocking you.

Every time I kill a dog, I am a scholar.

Now the tears, are the original brain into the water.

My friend said that I would lend you 20 yuan. After I borrowed the money, I knew that some people would turn around for a lifetime.

If you fall, find a comfortable position on your stomach.

Squat down to touch their own shadow, sorry, follow me to let you suffer injustice.

Women pretend to be in love to maintain love, while men pretend to be in love to achieve climax.

You are not miserable, miserable people, no mobile phone.

Less and less friendship, more and more reciprocity.

I am a man. Never challenge my bottom line, or I will have to revise it.

It's time for all contradictions to be solved with the four words "big new year's".

There are so many brain damage in the world, but you have become the best.

It's not that people make fun of you, but you are the joke itself!

As long as I work hard, there's nothing I can't screw up.

Follow your heart.

My head is not empty. I'm a man who wants to do great things. It's just the beginning of chaos.

Your face is as rough as your life.

I'm born to be useful if you're born with it.

The teacher doesn't have to change my seat for me. I can talk about where I sit.

When you have nothing to give up, don't forget you can give up treatment.

Compared with ugliness, poverty is not worth mentioning.

You can't sleep well by yourself, and you want to sleep with someone else?

Despite the ostensible beauty of those rich people, they are actually more beautiful in private.

You want money? Just think about it.

Please cherish the person who is good to you, otherwise you will not know when you miss it, and then you can meet another blind one.

Primary school English level support to now, more and more powerless.

Soul chicken soup is a small dish for people who are used to eating abalone and shark's fin tripe. Diaosi thinks that drinking a bowl of chicken soup will improve nutrition in an all-round way?

Spring Festival holiday starts with skipping brunch.

Everyone who shakes his legs has a sewing machine in his heart.

You look serious, like a film on the overpass.

Do you know the difference between investment and speculation? One is Putonghua, the other is Cantonese.

It doesn't matter if the melon is sweet or not, as long as it can quench your thirst.

There are no unsolvable problems, but there are endless problems.

I really want to sell the house and travel around the world, but the landlord doesn't agree.

As long as the express is still on the way, I feel that this life is still a little hopeful.

Of course, money can't buy happiness, just money, others will try to make you happy.

Your sister is a good girl. She has shared a lot for your mother.

This second does not give up, the next second, more despair.

Good looking clavicles are the same, and interesting bellies are bouncing around.

Opportunities are reserved for those who are prepared. Those who do not have opportunities should not prepare blindly.

It's said that the ghost gate will open in July. You are not alone.

It's not the uneven road, but you can't.

Use 2b to describe you. People don't like pencils.

I have a dream, just a dream.

Love is a light, green to you panic.

There are many times, the face is not given by others, but lost by ourselves.

You can't break a broken jar. You have to smash it!

You get a lot of money, but you also lose a lot of things, such as worry.

When people fall in love, they depend on their looks, romance and money, while you rely on their blindness.

I used to be young, but now my youth is gone, and there is only one.

Don't wear headphones when crossing the road. In case of being hit by a car, the earphone will be broken?

I'm not Zhuge Liang, and I don't have a straw boat, but why do you always go to me?

Wearing white clothes to work doesn't mean you don't have to carry the black pot.

If life deceives you, you turn on the beauty camera and cheat all the people.

Once I wanted to be a special person. Now I succeed. I am very sad and helpless now.

Nothing is difficult in the world, as long as you give up!

Although others seem to be on the surface of smooth sailing, in fact, they are also plain sailing behind their backs.

This year, which has not broken up the love, only does not hurt the hand Libai. You have to be open-minded.

Because I was poor, I was at home on the national day and avoided a festival.

You're not choosing a difficult disease, you're just poor.

Every time I see you wearing silk stockings, I have an indescribable feeling, that is, radish wrapped in plastic wrap.

Rich people are worried about taxes, and you just don't sleep enough!

I used to think that people who depend on relationships must be very incompetent. After contacting them, I found that they were all better than me.

The world is so big, I want to see if there are plastic bottles.

You meet love around the corner, but do you think about each other? He met a ghost around the corner.

I have no money, I don't have a car, I don't have a house.

Women conquer men with stockings, men conquer banks with stockings.

When I was a child, I was afraid to dream of looking for the toilet. The most terrible thing was that I found the toilet when I didn't wake up.

The prince took the size 43 crystal shoe that he had left behind and fell into meditation.

When listening to the results, you should use the right ear, because the left ear is close to the heart, and sudden death may occur.

People who are better than you are still working hard. What's the use of your efforts?

You don't have nothing. You're still sick.

I have reached the legal age of marriage. When I go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get the certificate, does the wife bring it by himself or wait for them to issue it?

Some things are not that I don't care, but I care, what can I do?

Don't say that someone else's brain is sick. The premise of brain disease is that there must be a brain.

Non toxic body carrying the toxic vaccine, you are educating me to be strong since childhood!

My goal is to have a house at the age of 30. Now I'm halfway there. I'm 30 years old.

If one day I disappear, even if my friends and lovers won't look for me, the bank will go crazy for me.

The premise of DiMeng is Meng, not stupid.

Beautiful leather bag 3000 one night, interesting soul wants car and room.

There are no unsolvable problems, but there are endless problems.

If you can't be angry, don't be angry. If you can't swear, you can do it directly.

There is a lot of rain these two days. If it rains, remember to take an umbrella, otherwise your head will easily get into water.

You're creative and you live with courage.

Life is not only the present, but also a lifetime.

Snow White explains that no matter how good the seven losers are to her, they are not as good as a kiss from Gao Fu Shuai.

Others worry about how to make money, but I worry about how to spend it. How can I spend 20 yuan until the 10th of next month?

There is nothing that money can't solve. If there is, it's that you don't have enough money.

Only for the leadership to carry the pot, the leader will take you, as a fool.

Heart is higher than heaven, life is thinner than paper.

Complaining doesn't change your life, but money can!

Lose weight this matter, reduce fast, rebound fast, reduce slowly, give up fast.

Ten out of ten are unhappy in life!

To you, removing makeup is also called money laundering.

Some people smile very good-looking, you are very funny.

You haven't viewed the world. Where does your world view come from?

360 lines, each line out of bug.

When you don't have money, it's a curse to hear people say congratulations on a long life.

Give up the word, it's easier to say than to do.

Intermittent complacency, continuous mixed eating and death.

Don't look at my indifference to you at ordinary times. In fact, I look forward to your accident every day in private!

Finally, I got used to my appearance, cut my hair, and changed my ugly method.

Failure is not terrible, but you still believe it.

My lover is a hero. One day, he will step on colorful clouds to marry others.

If you don't force yourself, you don't know what despair is.

Why quarrel? Can't you sit down calmly and slap each other?

Money can't buy love, but it can buy love.

The biggest advantage of a blind date is that if the marriage goes wrong in the future, you can put the blame on the matchmaker.

When we meet our elders, it's not that we don't want to call them, but we don't know what to call them at all.

The world is so big, I want to see if there are plastic bottles.

The world is so big, I want to see where it is convenient to ask for food!

If you are particularly infatuated with a person, then you must not be worthy of him!

I always think that we should take a step back, but I didn't expect to be defeated.

Long good-looking can be called food, long not good-looking can only be called a bucket.

Nothing can knock a person down at a time, as long as it is strong enough, it will continue to knock you down!

Always remember to smile, it will make you look like a psychopath that can't be easily provoked.

As long as the hoe is well waved, there is no corner to dig.

More lonely than a person eating hot pot is, a person, no money to eat hot pot.

The deposit is negative, the house is rented, there is a bicycle, or shared.

Sometimes you feel like an sb. Don't lose heart. At least you feel right.

When you have nothing to give up, don't forget you can give up treatment.

I don't know how many peaks you have to cross before you succeed. Anyway, you can't escape the two peaks sooner or later.

Don't think God is torturing you, but in fact, God doesn't care about you.

The purpose of putting mirrors in school teaching buildings is to let you know that ugly people need to read more.

The most brilliant smile in my life is probably dedicated to my mobile screen.

Most afraid of your life mediocrity, but also comfort themselves that ordinary valuable.

How good are you with your best friend? He entered MLM, and I was the first one to go offline.

It's not necessarily the prince who rides the white horse, but also the Tang monk!

One of the symptoms of mental breakdown is the belief that one's job is very important.

You can't do it at two, neither this nor that.

I see two things in your eyes, one is sincerity, and the other is eyedroppings.

Make up again good, also can't cover you, after removing make-up ugliness.

Failure is not terrible. What's terrible is that you still believe it.

The money to buy a house has not been saved yet, and it will start to save money for buying graves.

Do you know why heaven envies talents? Because nobody cares how long a fool lives.

All roads lead to Rome, but some people were born in Rome

The flag set up in those years has been deleted. No one can remember it anyway.

Do you want to thin into a lightning bolt? The average width of lightning is five meters.

What's the most crowded bus you've ever taken? Just passed by, but was squeezed into the car.

Wishful thinking can thin words, I may have now, only soul.

It's the vending machine that leaves you a light in the middle of the night.

How do you look like a QR code? If you don't scan it, you don't know what you are!

Like a person is not hidden, even if hiding in the closet, or her husband will find out.

Give your dream wings, although not necessarily fly far, but certainly fall very heavy!

There must be pure friendship between men and women. Every girl I know can only be friends with me at most.

Because I was poor, I was at home on the national day and avoided a festival.

The difference between a man and a pig is that a pig is always a pig, while a man is sometimes not a man.

After all, there will be too many words to speak when you grow up.

Today's era, not belong to the Post-00, belongs to the cheeky!

Although I look ugly, but bought beautiful clothes, I can ugly beautiful.

Look in the mirror when you are looking good. After all, this illusion is not everyday.

The world is so big, you only watch in the circle of friends.

I've never asked for anyone in my life, only the shadow area.

It takes 99.81 difficulties for a good man to become a Buddha, and a bad man just needs to put down his butcher's knife.

Your present life may not be what you want, but it is absolutely your own.

I'm born to be useful if you're born with it.

It is said that men get worse when they have money. I have been a good man for more than 30 years!

The world is so big that I want to see it. How far can you walk with such a small purse?

When eating soil, I feel that beggars are happier than me.

You think you are a worm, can turn into a butterfly, in fact, you are just a maggot.

The farther the poem and the distance, the dirtier it is. The more stupid the horse is riding with dream!

I used to be poor but happy. Now it's different from the past, not only poor but also unhappy.

They laugh at my ugliness, and I laugh at what they say.

Life is not only the present, but also a lifetime.

When eating soil, I feel that beggars are happier than me.

The end of failure is despair, the end of effort is overwork.

Intermittent complacency, continuous mixed eating and death.

Don't always dig out the heart and lung for people. Some people don't eat viscera.

What's the matter with poor children? If you are poor, you should hold out your chest and let others see that you are not only poor, but also short.

Often those humble small restaurants, to eat the real delicious, and those big hotels I can not afford to eat.

Which has what empathy heart, is all stands to speak not waist pain mouth.

I thought I could get her by holding her hand, but I didn't expect her to be a thousand handed Avalokitesvara.

I used to eat by my face, but I almost starved to death

Don't think God is torturing you, but in fact, God doesn't care about you.

Some young people create their high-end income image through high-end consumption.

Try and fail, it doesn't matter, try again will fail better.

Rich people are close to me, rich people are far away from me!

People still have to have a dream, even if it is salty fish, also want to do the saltiest one.

I've never been mentally handicapped to publish my brand name online because I can't afford it.

After the double 11, I changed from a bachelor to a single in debt.

Playing mahjong three missing one, fighting landlord two missing one, I fall in love, why still a lack of one?

Love at first sight is clearly the color of the intention; Long life is just a balance of advantages and disadvantages; Even when you are old, you are just used to it.

There are many ways to destroy friendship. The most thorough one is to borrow money and not pay it back.

When I woke up in the morning, I thought I had grown up. It was the quilt that covered me

Despite the ostensible beauty of those rich people, they are actually more beautiful in private.

Although you are tired of moving bricks, you are really handsome when you charge money.

If time can go back, it must be, you are dreaming.

He was pulled out before he had time to get involved.

All of today's things are just passing away. From tomorrow on, you will be nothing.

The prince took the size 43 crystal shoe that he had left behind and fell into meditation.

Who said I can't play musical instruments? I'm out of the house and I'm good at it.

If life deceives you, don't lose heart, because tomorrow is the same

The pain of life is not because you have no money, but because others have money.

Lazy and have a goal, is really miserable.

Maybe fate holds your throat, just let you eat less.

As the saying goes, misfortune never comes singly. It can be seen that even misfortune is accompanied by company. You can see you again.

Another day has passed, how about, is the dream more distant?

Other people's gold will always shine, and you, will always spend.

I want to get to know you again, starting with your name. What's your name?

You can't have both fish and bear's paws, but you can be single and poor!

I know that haste is not speed. I can't eat hot tofu in a hurry. How can you say I have procrastination?

Rome wasn't built in a day. Three layers of the stomach were not a day's hunger.

It's good to go to bed early and get up early, but it's really good to go to bed late and get up late.

Rich people are close to me, rich people are far away from me!

Those who have ulterior motives for you have intentions, after all.

The early bird catches the worm, but you are the worm.

Come to me when you have no money. Let me tell you how to live without money.

To make girls cry is a very seedless thing, and to make boys cry is a big deal.

The way you try to talk to him is like a shopping guide in the mall.

If the word "give up" appears in your mind, be sure to tell yourself firmly: you have nothing, where can you give up?

Time is a butcher's knife, but he has no way to take ugly people.

If your boyfriend is obedient to you and never flirts. Maybe it's because he doesn't have enough money.

Along the way, you are willing to suffer a little bit, and there is no need to talk about many hardships.

April Fool's day, just give a liar, a chance to tell the truth.

You are in my heart, just like the stars in the sky. It doesn't matter if you have more or less.

Some people have worked hard all their lives to get into the third class from the fourth class.

For the first time in life, most of them start from writing a composition.

Ten out of ten are unhappy in life!

Don't ask me what I have. Tell me what you want first, and then what you can do with it.

My biggest weakness is the lack of money.

Iron body, magnet hit bed.

I can't be double faced, but I'm often stabbed on both sides.

Thank you. I lose my chain every time I need you.

For ugly people, it is cruel to look closely.

Dogs are man's best friends. However, dog's best friend is shite.

Thank those who knocked you down because you'll find it really comfortable to lie down.

The purpose of putting mirrors in school teaching buildings is to let you know that ugly people need to read more.

A girl asked me to borrow money for cosmetic surgery, which was successful. I didn't recognize who asked me for the money.

Another day has passed, how about, is the dream more distant?

If life is a movie, then you are the advertisement.

My lover is a hero. One day, he will step on colorful clouds to marry others.

If there is money in the world that can't be done, we can certainly do it with more money.

Thin people can wear clothes out of the story, fat people can only wear into accidents.

The world is so big that I want to see it. How far can you walk with such a small purse?

It's really naive to be afraid of ghosts. I'll show you people's hearts.

When I was a child, I was afraid to dream of looking for the toilet. The most terrible thing was that I found the toilet when I didn't wake up.

People often say, do not leave youth blank, so I blacken it!

I've never asked for anyone in my life, only the shadow area.

Believe in yourself. You can't do what others can.

What's wrong with being ugly? I can't see it myself. It's you who are disgusting!

I never have a grudge. I usually get revenge on the spot.

In fact, computer games have trained you from an early age to treat boss as your biggest enemy.

You are so good at comforting others. You must have spent many days comforting yourself.

Life is not only the present, but also a lifetime.

Those social elites whom everyone envies are not as good as you think. But it must be much better than you.

One day you will meet a girl who doesn't want your house or your car, and she doesn't want you either.

It's nice of you to go, or I'll be careful. You'll stay for dinner.

There are many times, the face is not given by others, but lost by ourselves.

Someone saves your number to call you. I'm not the same. I'm not answering.

People are just fat and play, and you are ugly and serious.

There is no road in the world, so the teacher begins to call the roll.

Life is the ups and downs. At the end of the day, you'll jump twice.

How good are you with your best friend? He entered MLM, and I was the first one to go offline.

The world will not turn away from you. It will only turn faster and faster. After all, it is much lighter.

How much sorrow can you have, just like a group of eunuchs on the brothel.

The person who gives you a thumbs up is not necessarily praising you, but may also be aiming at you with a gun.

You want money? Just think about it.

People still have to have a dream, even if it is salty fish, also want to do the saltiest one.

Love a person must tell her, so you will know how much she hates you.

The teacher doesn't have to change my seat for me. I can talk about where I sit.

Others care about whether you fly high or not and fly tired, but I only care about whether your wings are delicious?

The most romantic thing I can think of is to eat with you and then you pay.

In a taxi crazy fart, can greatly reduce the probability of the driver taking you detour.

Suddenly found that the first thing to get up is to touch the mobile phone, the last thing before going to bed is to put down the mobile phone.

Can you be sincere to me? Certainly. I really don't like you.

You've changed all not necessarily into certain No.

Don't put things off until tomorrow. The day after tomorrow is a good day.

A girl asked me to borrow money for cosmetic surgery, which was successful. I didn't recognize who asked me for the money.

Don't look down on anyone easily. Even if you kill Matt, your hair is more than you.

God is fair, he gave you a ugly face, will certainly give you a poor family.

I want to fall in love early, but it's too late

The rich get married in the end, and those without money can only eat the soil.

I also want to be an elegant lady. Life makes my mother a shrew.

Look in the mirror more, and you will understand the reason for many things.

You will never know which friend of yours will become the next wechat business.

I don't understand why you should pinch your legs and rub your eyes when you are in a good situation?

Other people's girlfriends are going to get angry, and your girlfriend is still blowing.

It's time for all contradictions to be solved with the four words "big new year's".

Earning money is a kind of ability, spending money is a kind of technology. My ability is limited, but my skill is very high.

When I woke up in the morning, I thought I had grown up. It was the quilt that covered me

Your complicated facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

There is always a death, either poor death or heart death.

Your present life may not be what you want, but it is absolutely your own.

Why does God close a door for you? It's not because you are in the dark.

After eating the bitter, I finally became a servant.

Don't think you can't insist on coming, you will insist on staying up late to play with your mobile phone.

I want to live in your heart, only to find that it is a community, there are many neighbors.

If you still insist, you are not desperate enough.

It's a pity to know you in such a big world.

I really envy your skin. How can you keep it so thick?

Along the way, you are willing to suffer a little bit, and there is no need to talk about many hardships.

Escape can't solve the problem. You can't solve it if you don't.

Poverty is not a state, but a normal state.

My hobbies are divided into dynamic and static, dynamic is turning over, static is sleeping.

Which has what empathy heart, is all stands to speak not waist pain mouth.

If you don't play with your mobile phone one day, you won't die. Your life is still there, but your soul is lost!

Are you in love? As long as we say that there is no present, we can cover up the fact that we didn't have it in the past.

Soul chicken soup is a small dish for people who are used to eating abalone and shark's fin tripe. Diaosi thinks that drinking a bowl of chicken soup will improve nutrition in an all-round way?

I heard that you're not as good as me, so I'm relieved.

When others say busy to you, it's TA who wants to leave time for more important people.

Don't say no one to accompany you to the end of the world, can you find someone to accompany you to drink snowflake?

You can't wake someone who doesn't return your message, but a red envelope can.

Although those rich people are very beautiful on the surface, in fact, they are more beautiful in private.

In the past, I didn't know anything except reading, but now I know everything except reading.

In life, many people like to make a fuss. In fact, there is no need to think about how to deal with a big problem.

You're creative and you live with courage.

This life is so hard, don't try too hard, the next life will be more bitter.

Who says you don't have true love, trouble is with you.

There are no unsolvable problems, but there are endless problems.

In the past, I didn't know anything except reading, but now I know everything except reading.

People are looking for success all their life, but more often than not, what they find is success!

Stealing one person's ideas is plagiarism, stealing many people's ideas is research.

You're not choosing a difficult disease, you're just poor.

Only through hard work can we know that the gap in IQ is insurmountable.

Weight loss, you want to insist, but insist don't want you.

What do you kick me for?

Although I don't care about you at ordinary times, there are many bad things about you behind my back.

If you work harder, you'll get more blows.

To make girls cry is a very seedless thing, and to make boys cry is a big deal.

Although you are single, you are fat as two.

I am a sauerkraut fish, sour and vegetable, but also redundant.

A girl asked me to borrow money for cosmetic surgery, which was successful. I didn't recognize who asked me for the money.

The money to buy a house has not been saved yet, and it will start to save money for buying graves.

Many times you don't force yourself, you don't know, you still have the ability to screw things up!