Life is still interesting. After all, every day I want to die for different reasons.
In the past, I wanted to celebrate the New Year in a lively way, but now I want to be quiet.
The night gives you black eyes, but you use them to roll your eyes.
Do you know why God is jealous of talents? Because nobody cares how long the fool lives.
Why do Chinese people have to choose a good day to get married? Because after getting married, there will be no good life!
Some things are not a knot, but a scar.
The night has lifted the wine, the wine has lifted you, you have lifted me, and we have fallen into poverty.
I thought I could get hold of my little sister by holding her hand, but I didn't expect her to be Thousand Hand Avalokitesvara.
Distance produces not beauty, but a third party.
Although you have never been abroad, you are jet lagged every day.
The cold of looking through the autumn water can never be compared to the cold of wearing pants.
People who used to think that they depended on relationships must be very incompetent. After contacting them, they found that they were better than me in everything.
Your plan is like a snack. After eating it, it will be a fart.
If the deposit is negative, the house is rented, there is a bicycle, and it is shared.
Don't panic to accept failure, but feel it slowly.
Why do parents only look at scores? crap! Can they understand the subject?
Your vision is not limited to your living environment, but also to your vision.
I used to live on my face, but I almost starved to death before giving up.
Eat fish tonight. I think you are very picky.
The difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, while people sometimes are not people.
When you play with your mobile phone for a long time, you should rest your eyes and look out of the window to think about why you are so poor.
Don't complain about the lack of power when your mobile phone is not used very much. You are not the same. You are tired without doing anything.
From today on, I will be tortured by three aunts and eight aunts.
Some things are not a knot, but a scar.
Making girls cry is a terrible thing, and making boys cry is an explosive thing.
It's good of you to leave. Otherwise, I always worry that you will stay for dinner.
The time is not to get up, but to see how long you can sleep.
I heard you had a bad time. I squatted at the door and laughed all day.
Gold always shines, but you are just fat.
If everyone understands you, then you have to be ordinary!
Sleep until your hand cramps, count your money until you wake up naturally.
Where are you stuck on National Day?
Maybe fate is holding your throat, just let you eat less.
Rich people get married, but poor people can only eat dirt.
Since childhood, I like to stand on my own, for example, relying on my own skill list.
People fall in love by looking romantic and burning money, while you are blind by the other person.
My lover is an unparalleled hero. One day he will step on colorful clouds to marry others.
I dreamed that I was taking a test, and then I woke up and found that I was really taking a test.
If it can't be amazing, then it's so ugly!
What is powerful is not how many backstage you have, but how many backstage you can become!
Your beauty is invisible to others, and your ugliness is clear at a glance.
The beautiful leather bags are the same, and the interesting soul weighs more than 200 kg.
After learning many skills, I finally found that the most useful skill is to be open-minded!
We work very hard to live like ordinary people.
You can't always look at what you don't have. Look more at what you have. Forget it. Close your eyes.
I have taken more selfies with my beautiful mobile phone, and I don't know how ugly I am.
What you have now is never yours, because you will lose it in the future.
I think lovelorn is not terrible, blind is terrible.
Learning makes people happy; not learning makes people happier.
All roads lead to Rome, and each has a toll station.
Many people think they are too tired to live. In fact, they may just sleep too late.
Poverty is only temporary, as long as you work hard, you will find that you will gradually get used to it.
I tried to be an interesting person, but later I ran away and became a teaser.
When you fall, there are thousands of people who can replace you.
You don't know how to arrange your life. There will be many people who will help you arrange what they need you to do.
I think lovelorn is not terrible, blind is terrible.
Heart is higher than sky, life is thinner than paper.
Try to understand the people you hate, and you will find that the more you look at them, the more annoying they are.
You haven't viewed the world. Where does your world view come from?
You must believe that tomorrow will be better and better to turn you into a dog.
If money can't do something in the world, you can certainly do it with more money.
Staying up late is bad for your health. It is recommended to stay up all night.
Gold always shines, but you are just fat.
You are nothing, but one thing you do very well is daydreaming.
I don't want to ask you for advice for the rest of my life.
Whether you are two or no two, two is there, no three no four.
As long as you persevere, those who laugh at you will be laughed to death sooner or later.
There is no impassable ridge in life, only impassable ridge.
When I make friends, I never care whether he has money or not. Anyway, he is not as poor as me.
Occasionally, I still have to go out for a walk to know how comfortable I am in bed.
Three hundred and sixty lines lead to bugs.
If you don't do useless things, why should you spend your life?
It takes ten minutes to listen to you.
Your lover is an unparalleled hero. He rides colorful auspicious clouds to eat chicken in Internet cafes every day.
Never keep your eyes on your mobile phone for too long. Experts say it will lose power.
There are no secret admirers, but there are many people who want to assassinate.
I finally got used to my appearance, cut my hair and changed my ugly way.
No matter how good your makeup is, it can't cover your ugly after removing it.
What I said made you cry, please tell me, I say it again.
There are no secret admirers, but there are many people who want to assassinate.
No matter how hard you are, you can't be poor. No matter how poor you are, you will be very poor.
I dreamed that I was taking a test, and then I woke up and found that I was really taking a test.
If people have no dreams, what's the difference between carefree and carefree?
I hate people who flatter me most in my life. When I am with them, it seems that I am not a man.
Everyone who shakes his legs has a sewing machine in his heart.
Sometimes people treat you coldly, which may not be your problem. Maybe he just doesn't like ugly.
Nothing lasts forever, but you can.
Success is like a ghost, only others have met it.
Although money is hard to earn, it is easy to spend.
I don't swear because I have strong practical ability.
If you suffer, don't drink water, or you will become dirty.
People who can afford to eat bird's nest have good skin.
My lover is an unparalleled hero. One day he will step on colorful clouds to marry others.
When you think you can't do it, just walk on the street, so you are a pedestrian.
People are not boring, but lazy to be interesting to you.
Life polishes your edges and corners to make you roll farther.
The real food can be regarded as moon cakes.
Do you think it's better to bow to life? Life is about getting you down on your knees.
It is said that a tired dog is not as tired as you.
As the saying goes, a man who has no foresight must be rich.
May you have wine, meat and girls in the future. Girls are ugly.
I can think of only the most accurate adjective for myself: plump.
I think there must be many people who love me secretly, because no one has spoken to me for so many years!
If you are infatuated with a person, you must not be worthy of him!
Don't think you are abandoned by the world, but the world has no time to answer you.
If marriage is the tomb of love, the annual celebration of the anniversary of marriage is a tomb sweeping.
Fools are blessed with fools, but silly B doesn't.
No one can make you give up your dream. If you try it yourself, you will give up.
I know it's wrong to waste time, but it's really enjoyable.
No, there are only endless obstacles.
Dreams still have to be there. What if they come true in the next life?
Time has taught me that I don't have to wait for anyone except express delivery.
Even if you charge for two hours, no one will talk to you for five minutes.
People who used to think that they depended on relationships must be very incompetent. After contacting them, they found that they were better than me in everything.
Opportunities are reserved for those who are prepared. Those who have no opportunities should not prepare blindly.
Life is not just a temporary muddle, but also an ex's wedding invitation, so it is very important to pull black.
Why can you live like a retarded, but I can't.
If you abandon yourself today, you will defeat you tomorrow.
I don't swear because I have strong practical ability.
When you lose motivation to work, look at your bank card balance. Then you will find that work is useless.
I made a plan for the holiday, and only finished P after half the summer vacation because of the lan.
Opportunities are always left to those who have the heart and face.
To lose weight, you want to insist, but insist on not wanting you.
I always thought that I would step back, but I didn't expect to fall down.
You haven't viewed the world. Where does your world view come from?
If I didn't have the ability to comfort myself, I really couldn't live now.
If marriage is the tomb of love, the annual celebration of the anniversary of marriage is a tomb sweeping.
No one cares how high you fly, but there are a group of people waiting to see how bad you fall.
It is said that falling in love will affect learning. Does learning not affect falling in love?
I tried to be an interesting person, but later I ran away and became a teaser.
At least in the summer, you are half as rich as you can be.
Everyone else has a background, but I only have my back.
Are you good at any sports? "Escape from reality".
An iron pestle can be ground into a needle, but a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. It's no use trying harder if the materials are wrong.
Time is money. Am I wasting time? No, I'm just showing off my wealth!
Remember to smile at all times, it will make you look like a neurotic who can't be easily provoked.
The boss who talks about money with you is a good man. He who talks about ideals with you doesn't want to give you money!
When life is too heavy for you to breathe, you must straighten your waist so that you will not look ugly when you are crushed to death.
Because I'm poor, I dare not even care about you. I'm afraid you might as well make a huge sum of money if you want to ask for help.
Yesterday a thief came to my house to steal money. We searched together all night.
In fact, computer games have trained you since childhood to regard Boss as your greatest enemy.
When you know where you are going, the whole world is blocking you up.
Many things in the world will eventually become better as time goes by. For example, your fat will eventually become fat.
When I make friends, I never care whether he has money or not. Anyway, he is not as poor as me.
God closes a security door for you, and also conveniently puts a titanium alloy lock on you.
I used to go to school to make money, but now I work to make money.
Tell me when you have no money, let me know that I am not the only one who has no money.
Stealing one person's idea is plagiarism, and stealing many people's idea is research.
Your complicated facial features can't hide your simple IQ.
Death is not terrible, but the fear is that you can no longer live.
With my qualifications and diploma, I will sweep the streets of this city in the future.
If money can't do something in the world, you can certainly do it with more money.
No matter how good your makeup is, it can't cover your ugly after removing it.
Whether it is a white hat or a black hat, it is not a good hat that will turn green.
If I have something that you don't like, please overcome it yourself.
99% of the things in the world can be solved with money, and the remaining 1% needs more money.
The night has lifted the wine, the wine has lifted you, you have lifted me, and we have fallen into poverty.
Don't set your bank card password as your girlfriend's birthday, or you will always have more trouble.
I really hope that one day my wallet can be as thick as my skin.
God closes a security door for you, and also conveniently puts a titanium alloy lock on you.
The mistress is a good thing. She took away the dog that doesn't love you.
Some people have a shiny surface, but in fact, the boat socks have slipped to the foot plate.
Don't complain about the lack of power when your mobile phone is not used very much. You are not the same. You are tired without doing anything.
Many times I felt I couldn't hold on, and then I gave up.
What is the biggest disgrace in life? I failed the exam after cheating.
Give your favorite girl a lipstick. At least she has your sense of participation when kissing others.
I thought we could go to the end together. Who knows, you will take a taxi after two steps.
I find that I can coax girls to sleep. As soon as I send a message, the girl will say I am going to sleep.
When I was a child, I hated eating and sleeping. Now I think it's really cheap.
Life is like water in a sponge. As long as you don't want to squeeze it, it will evaporate one day.
They are also salty fish. Why can others turn over while you are stuck in the pan?
After ten years of continuous efforts and struggle, I finally changed from an ignorant youth to an ignorant youth.
I want to live in your heart, only to find that it is a community with many neighbors.
Watching the gallop that splashed me away, the labor thought that when I got rich, I would buy a raincoat.
Many times, optimistic attitude and nice words can't help you.
We work very hard to live like ordinary people.
Don't think God is torturing you, but in fact, God doesn't care about you at all.
You are a princess by your parents, a princess by your men, and a beggar by yourself.
If you don't leave, I will die.
Five hundred times of looking back in the previous life, but in exchange for the sentence of this life, hooligan.
Seeing his back, he charmed thousands of troops and turned his head to frighten off millions of heroes.
Since you have already swept the world behind you, why turn around and mess around.
How can we meet a storm without experiencing wind and rain.
Last year, we set a target deposit of 30000 yuan, but this year, we still need 50000 yuan.
Nothing lasts forever, but you can.
Sleep until your hand cramps, count your money until you wake up naturally.
Don't be depressed anymore, kid. You should be as lively and cheerful as a psychopath.
When I eat dirt, I feel that beggars are happier than me.
When I make friends, I never care whether he has money or not. Anyway, he is not as poor as me.
Making girls cry is a terrible thing, and making boys cry is an explosive thing.
I used to live on my face, but then I almost starved to death
The pain of life is not because you don't have money, but because others have money.
When you meet someone you like, you should pursue them bravely, so that you can know that there is more than one person who rejects you.
The reason for being single so far is that it is difficult to start with acquaintances and to speak with strangers.
The most romantic thing I can think of is watching you grow old alone.
If you are all right, it's OK~
He tried to cheer up, but accidentally killed him.
If there is no accident on Valentine's Day, you can live alone. If there is an accident, you can live in the hospital.
There will be fog when you reach the mountain, and it will sink when you reach the bridge.
Life is still interesting. After all, every day I want to die for different reasons.
Don't say you are a single dog. A dog can have three wives and four concubines.
If you want to buy a Porsche Cayenne, please ask the friends who bought it, where did you get your money!
Face hardships bravely. Those who can't kill you can only leave you disabled.
Believe if you believe, or not, and return the whole WeChat.
No reply from others. Keep waiting. You will wait for her circle of friends.
Never keep your eyes on your mobile phone for too long. Experts say it will lose power.
If it can't be amazing, then it's so ugly!
When you doubt life, in fact, this is your life.
I don't want to get married and have children, which is my consciousness as a poor person.
If you work hard enough for a long time, you can fail more thoroughly.
After the Double 11, I changed from a single to a single with heavy debts.
Don't you fight? How do you know how incompetent you are.
When happiness knocks on the door, I'm afraid I'm not at home, so I've always been homestead.
I tried to be an interesting person, but later I ran away and became a teaser.
A girl asked me to borrow money for cosmetic surgery, which was very successful. I didn't recognize who asked me to borrow the money again.
Five hundred times of looking back in the previous life, but in exchange for the sentence of this life, hooligan.
There is no straight man. As long as you look good enough, you can become bent.
Since ancient times, deep love has always been popular.
Insomnia and sleeplessness may be because your mobile phone still has electricity.
Others care about whether you fly high or tired, but I only care about whether your wings are delicious?
Complaining won't change your life, but money can!
My goal is to have a house at the age of 30, and now I am 30 years old.
Three views are useless. You have to rely on your five senses!
In many cases, the face is not given by others, but lost by oneself.
Some people have worked hard all their lives, that is, from the fourth class to the third class.
Ma Yun's success has nothing to do with his appearance, Jiang Shang's success has nothing to do with his age, and success has nothing to do with you.
Losing weight is a big thing. Let me have enough food first, and then make a good plan.
The so-called review is to reconfirm what you don't know, and you really don't.
The reality is that you have been shot dead on the beach before the front wave started.
You have never succeeded. What are you afraid of?
An angel will love you for me, so I will love others.
Because I'm poor, I dare not even care about you. I'm afraid you might as well make a huge sum of money if you want to ask for help.
Playing mahjong is three times short of one, and fighting landlords is two times short of one. Why do I still need one when I'm in love?
Don't ask me what I have. Tell me what you want first, and then why you need it.
As the saying goes, disasters never come singly. It can be seen that even disasters are accompanied. Look at you again.
How good are you with your best friend? I was the first person who came off the line when he entered MLM.
Smile when encountering lightning, because it is the sky taking pictures of you.
When you are too old to walk, I will use a wheelchair to push you to the square every day and let you watch me dance with other old men.
You can't ignore your ugliness just because you are fat.
Be modest, listen to others' opinions, and then write down their names carefully.
Don't complain about the miserable experience of the present, which is far from the future.
Even if you sleep late, the person who will not find you will not find you!
Whenever I take a brave step, God will timely and generously pave the way for me to go downhill.
After experiencing a lot of hardships, others are happy after suffering, but you have just come after suffering.
When you play with your mobile phone for a long time, you should rest your eyes and look out of the window to think about why you are so poor.
When you feel ugly and poor, don't be sad, at least your judgment is correct.
I work hard every day to prove to those who look down on me that they are right.
Love you is not two or three days, but a day without love.
Don't think you can't insist on coming, you will insist on staying up late to play with your mobile phone.
Sister, you take the bow, brother, I walk on the shore. 99% of this sentence is sung.
Don't stay up too late. It hurts your phone to stay up late.
Don't always scold others, you are not as good as them.
Don't bow your head and your cuckold will fall off. Don't cry and Lao Wang will laugh.
After the Double 11, I changed from a single to a single with heavy debts.
These days, some people live by their faces, while others live by their shamelessness.
Crazy farting in a taxi can greatly reduce the probability that the driver will take you around.
A real warrior dares to face the balance on the bank card and the number on the scale.
When you lose weight, you will find that your ugliness has nothing to do with losing weight.
If you don't cherish me, after passing this village, I will wait for you in the next village.
Ask Qu to be so clear, only poison soup and live water come!
Life is like a tea table with cups on it.
I examine myself three times a day. I have no money, no car, no house.
Every man dies, either lighter or heavier than a feather.
God didn't give me any great responsibility, so it still hurts my mind and bones.
Be nice to your girlfriend in the future. After all, she is blind and can't be hurt any more.
When the salted fish has a dream, it will become a salted fish with a dream.
Sometimes, as long as you make up your mind to do something, the world will hold you back.
I never think about when I can succeed. Since I have chosen to be far away, it is still far away.
You can rely on your face, but you rely on your talent. This is the difference between you and Mingming.
The service provided by Haidilao is really good. Last time, I didn't bring any money with me for dinner. The waiter called the police for me.
The right ear should be used when listening to the results, because the left ear is close to the heart, which may lead to sudden death.
If you think from the perspective of others, one day you will find that you have lost yourself.
Don't worry, as long as you keep going downhill, you will never be at the lowest point of life.
Even if you sleep late, the person who will not find you will not find you!
Suddenly, I found that the first thing to get up is to touch the phone, and the last thing to put down the phone before going to bed.
Some things are not a knot, but a scar.
The loss of traditional culture is serious. Ancient women can make poems right, but modern women can only make mistakes if they fail.
If you don't leave, I will die.
What is an April Fool's Day confession? Tomb sweeping Day confession is the king's way. If you fail, you can also say that you are possessed by a ghost!
Come back with me. I'll send you my wedding invitation.
I think lovelorn is not terrible, blind is terrible.
Only after hard work can we know that the gap in IQ is insurmountable.
No, you can't. Only you can't
I was poor, so the National Day at home, to avoid a festival.
Three hundred and sixty lines lead to bugs.
Good luck will come, but it will come to others.
Although you look tired when you move bricks, you look really handsome when you pay.
If there is no accident on Valentine's Day, you can live alone. If there is an accident, you can live in the hospital.
Others don't know whether you are good or not. Others can only see that you are short, fat and poor.
If you can't compete with others, you can't compete with others. What can you do on Singles Day.
It is said that falling in love will affect learning. Does learning not affect falling in love?
Nothing is happier than sleeping late, except getting up late.
Only after hard work can we know that the gap in IQ is insurmountable.
I don't swear because I have strong practical ability.
If you can't accommodate me, it means that either your mind is too narrow or my personality is too great.
I examine myself three times a day. I have no money, no car, no house.
Sometimes people treat you coldly, which may not be your problem. Maybe he just doesn't like ugly.
If you don't leave, I will die.
The man riding a white horse may not be a prince, but a monk from the Tang Dynasty!
Give up this word, it is easier to say, but easier to do.
The most beautiful words in the world are not that I love you, but that your tumor is benign!
Wearing white clothes to work does not mean that you can not take the blame.
The world is so big, you only watch in the circle of friends.
When I was young, I often thought about whether I would go to Beijing University or Tsinghua University when I grew up. Now I think about it.
I don't know how many peaks you can cross before you succeed. Anyway, you can't escape two peaks sooner or later.
Go and work hard to prove your low IQ.
I can only do the first four after thinking about the five words of being able to bear hardships.
To lose weight, you want to insist, but insist on not wanting you.
What about hair loss? You should eat healthily and keep a good attitude, so you can accept this fact.
Remember to smile at all times, it will make you look like a neurotic who can't be easily provoked.
Although money is hard to earn, it is easy to spend.
The best you can do is not as good as others.
In fact, what you hate is not square dancing, but square dancing aunts.
It doesn't matter that you are short and poor now. You should believe that one day you will become short and poor
Everyone thinks I have no friends. In fact, I really have no friends.
A full man does not know that a hungry man is hungry, and a hungry man does not know that a full man is empty.
All those who complain about social injustice and system can only be translated into one sentence: please give me money, women and social status.
What I have thought about is illusion, but I have no future if I do it seriously.
Others are just playing fat, while you are ugly and serious.
Your vision is not limited to your living environment, but also to your vision.
There is no hope to be a good man, but a bad man is not good at it.
Stealing one person's idea is plagiarism, and stealing many people's idea is research.
After experiencing a lot of hardships, others are happy after suffering, but you have just come after suffering.
In the morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and comforted myself that there was nothing wrong. There was something uglier than me.
Can your play be less like your money?
Heart is a great poet, but mouth is a poor editor.
I can only do the first four after thinking about the five words of being able to bear hardships.
If I can lose weight through my wild imagination, I may have only my soul left now.
Where are you stuck on National Day?
Only when you eat bitterly can you know how hard it is.
Although you have never been abroad, you are jet lagged every day.
There is no end to learning.
After nine years of hard work, I finally made up the down payment for the house I sold that year.
Follow your heart, Translation into Chinese is just one word.
The world is so big, you only watch in the circle of friends.
Your plan is like a snack. After eating it, it will be a fart.
God is fair. If he gives you an ugly face, he will definitely give you a poor family.
One of the symptoms of mental collapse is to believe that your work is very important.
There is no unprovoked love, no unprovoked hate in the world, but TM has unprovoked fat!
You should be safe and steady, because you can't make any moth.
I want to go to the movies with my boyfriend. Is there anything interesting?
It's not that others look down on you, but that others can't see you.
You used to be my sun, my whole world, and now you are just a ball.
Today is New Year's Eve. Come here and give you your favorite swan meat.
Some people have a shiny surface, but in fact, the boat socks have slipped to the foot plate.
People are not boring, but lazy to be interesting to you.
The most devastating thing in the exam is to see a question, vaguely remember the teacher said, but clearly remember that I did not listen.
Some exams rely on strength, others rely on vision, and Nima, I rely on imagination!
People of the older generation often tell us to eat more bitterness when we are young, so that we can get used to it when we are old!
If girls don't work hard, they will be arrested and married, and they will have a second child.
Many times I felt I couldn't hold on, and then I gave up.
To lose weight is to prove to my mother that not only fat can't find objects, but also thin can't find objects!
It doesn't matter if you have tried hard and failed. It will be better if you try again.
It's not sweet to try to turn things around, but it can quench your thirst!
Spring Festival holiday starts from skipping brunch.
Go ahead with a smile. No one wants to go back alive when he comes to this world.
Go and work hard to prove your low IQ.
The mistress is a good thing. She took away the dog that doesn't love you.
Don't be afraid of myopia, because in front of you, there is nothing but failure.
I ate it quietly, just as I became fat quietly.
It's not easy to take a vacation these days. Even the vacation should be in the honor of our ancestors.
It is better to be uniform in beauty than different in ugliness.
From a distance, I saw the long hair fluttering. When I came closer, I saw the old monster in the crouching groove.
They say that my sister is beautiful, but in fact she is made up.
Occasionally, I still have to go out for a walk to know how comfortable I am in bed.
Nothing is happier than sleeping late, except getting up late.
If it can't be amazing, then it's so ugly!
What I said made you cry, please tell me, I say it again.
Most of the time, it is not work that consumes energy, but the people we meet at work.
Entrepreneurship requires a sense of calm, because it always goes up and down.
I'm not the kind of person who would kill a man if he fell down. I just sealed the well.
If you work hard enough for a long time, you can fail more thoroughly.
Good looking skin bag reality split, interesting soul spirit derailment?.
No reply from others. Keep waiting. You will wait for her circle of friends.
Look in the mirror more often, and you will understand the reasons for many things.
Don't always call yourself a single dog. You are a single turtle according to your age and a single fool according to your IQ.
If a person returns to you in seconds, it only means that he is playing with his mobile phone.
Work hard, every difficulty will overcome me.
Making money is a kind of ability, spending money is a kind of technology. My ability is limited, but my technology is high.
There is less friendship and more reciprocity.
After a long time of not opening QQ, I found that only Tencent News cared about you.
Go out and start your own business when you have less money to work for. It is guaranteed that you will lose all your money.
It is not because we see hope that we persist, but because we persist that we know there is no hope.
Sharing weal and woe, you don't accompany, who are you?
What is terrible is that you can't solve it.
The only way to relieve worries is to become rich.
It is not terrible to be poor. What is terrible is that I am the poorest person.
The early bird catches the worm, but you are the worm.
56 nationalities, 55 extra points.
Every man dies, either lighter or heavier than a feather.
I am happy for you if you are doing well, but I am happy for the whole world if you are not doing well.
Those who have really worked hard will understand how important talent is.
Don't think the world has abandoned you, the world has no time to answer you!
I am born to be useful. The premise is that you must be born.
I don't want to get married and have children, which is my consciousness as a poor person.
You think your boyfriend is an ATM, but there are ten machines and nine and a half are deposit machines.
If you like a girl, work hard to earn more money, and then pay more.
Everything in the world can be done in a hurry, except for math problems.
When happiness knocks on the door, I'm afraid I'm not at home, so I've always been homestead.
Ask Qu to be so clear, only poison soup and live water come!
I thought tomorrow would be better, and then I looked forward to tomorrow every day.
Some people are four, except two, or two.
Is it a long time no see, or, turn a blind eye.
If there is no pursuit in life, then how easy it should be
No one in the world can live without anyone. Even a fish can be roasted without water.
The level of English in primary schools has become more and more inadequate.
Don't talk about leaving everything to time. Time is too lazy to clean up your mess.
Five hundred times of looking back in the previous life, but in exchange for the sentence of this life, hooligan.
After thinking about salary comparison, forget it. I don't want to live.
In the last month, there were always thirty days of bad luck.
Every time I cram temporarily, the Buddha always gives me a kick.
Please wear a helmet when riding an electric bicycle, otherwise, classmates driving Mercedes Benz will recognize you.
Don't feel that you have reached a low point at a young age, and you still have a lot of room for decline.
The way you try to talk to him is like a shopping guide in the mall.
From today on, I will be tortured by three aunts and eight aunts.
My hobbies are divided into dynamic and static. Dynamic means turning over, while static means sleeping.
The world laughs at my madness. I laugh at how quickly the world can see it.
Shushan has its own way. It's your fault that you don't have a rich life.
There are two kinds of people who are the dumbest in the world, one is you, the other is like you.
What is terrible is that you can't solve it.
College students, you should know that learning is not necessarily rewarding, but you can certainly receive goods by cutting hands.
The FLAG set up in those years has been deleted by myself, and no one remembers it anyway.
If your boyfriend is obedient to you and never flirts with others. Maybe he doesn't have enough money.
Becoming famous is like farting. It's not enough to make a noise, but it will be a long time.
Although you look tired when you move bricks, you look really handsome when you pay.
It's all right after dropping my mobile phone so many times. I think my height saved it.
If you think you are busy every day, it must be your illusion. Dogs must be less busy than you.
It's true that geomancy turns, but you are on the axis, which is very embarrassing.
If life deceives you, don't be sad or anxious. Life will continue to deceive you.
I never bullied the weak. Before I bullied him, I didn't know he was weaker than me.
Smile when encountering lightning, because it is the sky taking pictures of you.
Ten out of ten are unhappy in life!
God will not treat infatuated people unfairly, he is to die.
If you are ugly, you should study more so that you can have money for cosmetic surgery.
Making money is like constipation - it's hard, spending money is like diarrhea - I can't hold it.
On Tomb Sweeping Day, you should go back to your school to sweep the graves, because your youth was buried there.
A horse never stops its hooves, and you never stop its mouth.
Dogs are man's best friends. But dog's best friend is shit.
I always figure out a lot of things in the early morning and forget everything after dawn.
If your boyfriend is obedient to you and never flirts with others. Maybe he doesn't have enough money.
I can't solve anything that can be solved with money.
Even if the heavy rain overturns the whole city, the company still counts you as late.
No cosmetics are used at the age of 18, and no cosmetics are used at the age of 28.
Putting autumn clothes into trousers and trousers into cotton socks is the minimum respect for winter.
Talking about money hurts feelings, talking about feelings hurts money.
Playing mahjong is three times short of one, and fighting landlords is two times short of one. Why do I still need one when I'm in love?
I go to work just to make money. Don't talk about your ideal with me. My ideal is not to go to work.
Distance produces not beauty, but a third party.
Hope is always here, and you miss it every moment.
The only one who can touch your whole body from top to bottom is the station security inspector.
Yuelao, please lead the red line for me next time. Can you change it into steel wire? The old TM of the red line is broken.
If there is any truth in the world, it is deserved!
Sister, you take the bow, brother, I walk on the shore. 99% of this sentence is sung.
You must believe that tomorrow will be better and better to turn you into a dog.
Don't think that everyone around you is targeting you. When you think about it, the whole world is targeting you.
I dreamed that I was taking a test, and then I woke up and found that I was really taking a test.
If others play pig and eat tiger, you can only play pig.
Life is either this or that. In short, it is not what you think.
Most of the time, it is not work that consumes energy, but the people we meet at work.
The garbage is still picked up by my parents. How about you?
When the boss uses you, you are a talent. When you are not used, you become a layoff!
Making girls cry is a terrible thing, and making boys cry is an explosive thing.
It is said that in 2020, I don't want to die to eliminate the poor.
We should help when we have difficulties. If we have no difficulties, we should help when we create difficulties.
Life is about ups and downs. At the end of the day, it will naturally jump twice.
The service provided by Haidilao is really good. Last time, I didn't bring any money with me for dinner. The waiter called the police for me.
In the face of difficulties, stick to it for a while, and you will get used to it.
There is no end to learning.
Give up this word, it is easier to say, but easier to do.
The most devastating thing in the exam is to see a question, vaguely remember the teacher said, but clearly remember that I did not listen.
Although I am indifferent to you at ordinary times, I actually said a lot of bad things about you behind my back.
I don't know whether it is the love of others that is too easy or my own words are too hard.
If eating fish can boost your brain, you should eat at least one whale.
Don't you fight? How do you know how incompetent you are.
It is not shameful to sell one's soul and principles. It is shameful to fail to sell at a good price.
Don't worry, as long as you keep going downhill, you will never be at the lowest point of life.
If you are ugly, you should read more. Anyway, nothing else has anything to do with you.
Some things are not a knot, but a scar.
After working hard for so long, if there is any talent, there should be some signs of success.
Even if it is salted fish, you are not the saltiest one.
Don't bring earphones when crossing the road. If you are hit by a car, the earphones will break down?
Where there is a long way to go, waving is to leave the tea cool.
Look in the mirror more often, and you will understand the reasons for many things.
If people decide to abandon themselves, they will live happily.
I have a friend who stopped complaining and began to work hard. After several years, he still looks like a bird.
You can't afford a beautiful bag, and interesting souls can't afford you.
Is there any good way to relieve the heat in dog days? The salary is naturally cool.
When I was young, I didn't like eating, so I am short now. Now love to eat leads to fat and short.
He tried to cheer up, but accidentally killed him.
After the Double 11, I changed from a single to a single with heavy debts.
Don't always scold others, you are not as good as them.
Don't say you are a single dog anymore. Dogs are dead at your age.
Time is a butcher's knife, but he has no way to get ugly people.
There is no straight man. As long as you look good enough, you can become bent.
No one in the world can live without anyone. Even a fish can be roasted without water.
When happiness knocks on the door, I'm afraid I'm not at home, so I've always been homestead.
If you abandon yourself today, you will defeat you tomorrow.
If life deceives you, you will open the beauty camera and deceive all people.
Don't think the world has abandoned you, the world has no time to answer you!
I think there must be many people who love me secretly, because no one has spoken to me for so many years!
The pain of life is not because you don't have money, but because others have money.
Every day, I think about a question diligently. How can I get something without work?
People who used to think that they depended on relationships must be very incompetent. After contacting them, they found that they were better than me in everything.
If others play pig and eat tiger, you can only play pig.
I heard that you are not as good as me, so I'm relieved.
I dreamed that I was taking a test, and then I woke up and found that I was really taking a test.
Looking back on the past, I didn't go straight once.
When happiness knocks on the door, I'm afraid I'm not at home, so I've always been homestead.
It's love at first sight. It's obviously because of color; Longevity is just a matter of weighing the advantages and disadvantages; Even the old age is due to habit.
Suddenly, I found that the first thing to get up is to touch the phone, and the last thing to put down the phone before going to bed.
You think that the prodigal son will not change his money when he returns. In fact, the prodigal son may just go ashore slowly.
A full man does not know that a hungry man is hungry, and a hungry man does not know that a full man is empty.
No cosmetics are used at the age of 18, and no cosmetics are used at the age of 28.
The world is fair. People who are busier than you earn more than you, and people who are busier than you earn less than you.
If you like a girl, work hard to earn more money, and then pay more.
I never hold grudges. I usually take revenge on the spot.
Learning makes people happy; not learning makes people happier.
Don't bow your head and your cuckold will fall off. Don't cry and Lao Wang will laugh.
If you are infatuated with a person, you must not be worthy of him!
Time is money. Am I wasting time? No, I'm just showing off my wealth!
If we don't owe each other, how can we meet again.
Nothing is difficult in the world, as long as you give up!
It takes ten minutes to listen to you.
If no one holds hands, I will take the bag.
Freedom has never been taken for granted, but a privilege that requires a high cost.
Life is not only the immediate pressure, but also the disaster behind it.
In fact, confession may not be a good thing, because it looks like a black hand.
It doesn't matter if you are poor. Keep your head up and let everyone see that you are not only poor but also ugly and short.
The night lifted the wine, the wine lifted you, you lifted me, and we were poor.
You are in my heart, just like the stars in the sky.
I finally got used to my appearance, cut my hair and changed my ugly way.
I will see the parents of the other party tomorrow. I'm so nervous. After all, I beat their children first.
I thought we could go to the end together. Who knows, you will take a taxi after two steps.
Don't complain about the lack of power when your mobile phone is not used very much. You are not the same. You are tired without doing anything.
Your lover is an unparalleled hero. He rides colorful auspicious clouds to eat chicken in Internet cafes every day.
You have to work hard to live, because only by working hard can you know that you really can't do it.
A girl's introduction: a hooligan in thought, a good girl in life. However, it gives me the feeling that I am ugly and lively.
Time will save you enough disappointment and tell you not to thank you.
Life is not just a temporary muddle, but also an ex's wedding invitation, so it is very important to pull black.
The operation is as fierce as a tiger, and the salary is twenty-five thousand.
Those who look good may not be good people, but may be fraud groups.
Boy, how about being short? Raise your head and let them know that you are not only short, but also ugly!
A girl asked me to borrow money for cosmetic surgery, which was very successful. I didn't recognize who asked me to borrow the money again.
Go and work hard to prove your low IQ.
Without you, the world will not turn. It will only turn faster and faster. After all, it is much lighter.
You two seem to be a good match. The garbage sorting of the old man is up to standard.
Don't panic to accept failure, but feel it slowly.
What do you like about me? I like you to stay away from me.
If you like a girl, you should study hard to find a good job and earn a lot of money. When she gets married, you should pay more.
Life is either this or that. In short, it is not what you think.
Follow your heart, Translation into Chinese is just one word.
If you don't force yourself, you don't know what despair is.
It doesn't matter if you fail in the college entrance examination. There will be more failures waiting for you in the future.
You can find a good job if you have the right resume, and you don't need to find a job if you have the right baby.
I am happy for you if you are doing well, but I am happy for the whole world if you are not doing well.
From small to large, the only constant is a heart that does not miss books.
After everyone's patient persuasion, I finally accepted the fact that I was a fool.
With my qualifications and diploma, I will sweep the streets of this city in the future.
Who said money can't buy time? The network administrator will continue for another two hours.
Don't always call yourself a single dog. You are a single turtle according to your age and a single fool according to your IQ.
I hate two kinds of people most when driving. One is the person who likes to jam, the other is the person who doesn't let me jam.
When a hero is angry, he is a beauty. When a beauty is angry, he has to spend money.
You look serious, just like the film on the overpass.
Laughing girls always have more crow's feet than others.
What is an April Fool's Day confession? Tomb sweeping Day confession is the king's way. If you fail, you can also say that you are possessed by a ghost!
Hope is always here, and you miss it every moment.
You will never know which of your friends will become the next WeChat business.
You can't have both fish and bear's paw, but you can be single and poor!
Your plan is like a snack. After eating it, it will be a fart.
Follow your heart, Translation into Chinese is just one word.
The only thing more terrible than loneliness is being known that you are lonely.
We agreed to go to Baitou together, but you secretly baked oil.
Edison searched for the filament thousands of times to make you a durable light bulb.
If you don't marry me many years later, then we are really good enough.
The child is either stupid or has a wrong way of learning. Isn't it stupid to find wrong learning methods?
The world is so big, I want to see if there are plastic bottles.
I am typing..., which has given me hope and disappointment.
Knowledge gives you power, ignorance will give you more powerful, fearless and unpredictable power.
Putting autumn clothes into trousers and trousers into cotton socks is the minimum respect for winter.
Don't be angry if you can't be angry, don't swear if you can't be angry, and do it directly if you can.
There is no obstacle in life, only one obstacle after another.
Don't bow your head and your cuckold will fall off. Don't cry and Lao Wang will laugh.
What you have now is never yours, because you will lose it in the future.
My head is not empty. I am the person who wants to make great achievements, but the chaos is just beginning.
I like small animals very much. In any case, I have them all at once.
I want to go to the movies with my boyfriend. Is there anything interesting?
The rich can choose to keep a low profile, while you can only keep a low profile.
I met my classmates in primary school yesterday. Unexpectedly, he did such a bad job. He only put a dollar into my bowl.
What is terrible is that you can't solve it.
Money can't buy happiness, it must be that your money is too little!
A full man does not know that a hungry man is hungry, and a hungry man does not know that a full man is empty.
The moon represents my heart, pitted and cold?
Every time you spend money, you say your wallet is dripping blood, but your wallet has lost too much blood and died.
Do you think today is the worst day? Tomorrow will change your opinion.
Heart pricking? Does not exist! Where does the heart not pierce?
Give up this word, it is easier to say, but easier to do.
I feel that the most affectionate gaze in my life has been given to mobile phones.
How many more tomorrow and tomorrow! Since there are so many, we might as well delay.
Others care about whether you fly high or tired, but I only care about whether your wings are delicious?
If life deceives you, don't worry - take out your beauty camera to cheat life.
A single man is called a single dog, while a single woman is called a dog ignore.
If I didn't have the ability to comfort myself, I really couldn't live now.
It's true that geomancy turns, but you are on the axis, which is very embarrassing.
You have changed all uncertainty into certainty.
Only age and fat can get something for nothing.
Don't feel that you have reached a low point at a young age, and you still have a lot of room for decline.
Yesterday a thief came to my house to steal money. We searched together all night.
The boss who talks about money with you is a good man. He who talks about ideals with you doesn't want to give you money!
Although others seem to be doing well, they are actually doing well behind their backs.
Many times, optimistic attitude and nice words can't help you.
If you suffer, don't drink water, or you will become dirty.
If life is a movie, you are the advertisement popping up in the middle.
Although those rich people look beautiful on the surface, in fact, they are more beautiful in private.
I always figure out a lot of things in the early morning and forget everything after dawn.
Even if it is salted fish, you are not the saltiest one.
I will never be brainless and post my brand on the Internet because I can't afford it.
I go to work just to make money. Don't talk about my ideal. My ideal is not to go to work.
Once the sea was dry and the rocks were crumbling, but it was not easy to get together and disperse.
All roads lead to Rome, and some people were born in Rome.
You don't know how to arrange your life. There will be many people who will help you arrange what they need you to do.
Life polishes your edges and corners to make you roll farther.
Why do parents only look at scores? crap! Can they understand the subject?
Since you have already swept the world behind you, why turn around and mess around.
Go to bed early, because the person you like has already fallen asleep with others.
Don't care what others think of you. If you care, others will not look up to you.
It is nothing but good.
Not because I'm cold, but because my hands are cold.
I don't know which link has gone wrong. Is there a middleman who makes a difference?
Poverty has limited me so much, why not limit my weight?
It's not shameful to sell your soul. What's shameful is that you didn't get a good price.
The rich can choose to keep a low profile, while you can only keep a low profile.
When I was young, I often thought about whether I would go to Beijing University or Tsinghua University when I grew up. Now I think about it.
You can't have both fish and bear's paw, but you can be single and poor!
Although others seem to be doing well, they are actually doing well behind their backs.
You should be careful during the Spring Festival. After all, you have to kill pigs during the Spring Festival.
Everyone praises me for being virtuous, and I can do nothing at leisure.
It's not shameful to sell your soul. What's shameful is that you didn't get a good price.
Don't put yourself too high, or you will not come down.
What can be solved with money is not a problem, but how to have money is your biggest problem.
When the history exam comes, I will rewrite the history!
Don't ask me what to do if I fail. Say as if you have succeeded.
When you meet a girl you like, you should be brave to express your love. Only when you take the initiative, can you know that she has her name.
I am full of longing for life. Life is far from me.
Don't say you are a single dog anymore. Dogs are dead at your age.
When there is nothing to give up, don't forget that you can still give up treatment.
Even if you sleep late, the person who will not find you will not find you!
Today's young people want to sleep at all times except when they don't want to sleep.
If one day I disappear, even if my friends and lovers will not find me, the bank will also find me crazily.
Don't want to fall in love is false, no one is true.
You went home early these two days. Recently, you stole many pigs. I'm afraid you will have an accident.
At this age, I can sing in your ears. If I like your body, I will give you bags. Only mosquitoes are left.
They are also salty fish. Why can others turn over while you are stuck in the pan?
In the adult world, nothing is easy except getting fat.
Go out and start your own business when you have less money to work for. It is guaranteed that you will lose all your money.
God will not treat infatuated people unfairly, he is to die.
Looking back on the past, I didn't go straight once.
You are a princess by your parents, a princess by your men, and a beggar by yourself.
Although you are single, you are as fat as two people.
If people decide to abandon themselves, they will live happily.
The most romantic thing I can think of is watching you grow old alone.
I hope that some things can be solved by myself, not by myself, but by myself.
I am happy for you if you are doing well, but I am happy for the whole world if you are not doing well.
If people decide to abandon themselves, they will live happily.
Although you look tired when you move bricks, you look really handsome when you pay.
Although you have never been abroad, you are jet lagged every day.
I am born to be useful. The premise is that you must be born.
What I have thought about is illusion, but I have no future if I do it seriously.
If you don't cherish me, after passing this village, I will wait for you in the next village.
I thought tomorrow would be better, and then I looked forward to tomorrow every day.
Eating food is generally kind-hearted, because I only want to eat every day and have no time to calculate others.
I'm not Zhuge Liang, and I don't have a straw boat, but why do you keep coming to me?
Never keep your eyes on your mobile phone for too long. Experts say it will lose power.
Boy, how about being short? Raise your head and let them know that you are not only short, but also ugly!
You want to be rich? Just think about it.
I wish to win a common heart, so as not to make old blind dates.
I don't want to be the last one to let you down.
You are sleepy every day because you are trapped by life.
If we don't owe each other, how can we meet again.
You are like my sunshine, which is dazzling.
It doesn't matter whether the twisted melon is sweet or not, as long as it can quench thirst.
Don't set your bank card password as your girlfriend's birthday, or you will always have more trouble.
Ma Yun's success has nothing to do with his appearance, Jiang Shang's success has nothing to do with his age, and success has nothing to do with you.
When you see me staring at you all the way, don't think I'm interested in you. I really can't see who you are.
The service provided by Haidilao is really good. Last time, I didn't bring any money with me for dinner. The waiter called the police for me.
You just need to look at others, God has other plans for you.
My future is a dream. What's more, I still have insomnia at the moment.
You are very creative and courageous.
My goal is to have a house at the age of 30, and now I am 30 years old.
Don't you fight? How do you know how incompetent you are.
There is no hope to be a good man, but a bad man is not good at it.
It's good of you to leave. Otherwise, I always worry that you will stay for dinner.
Becoming famous is like farting. It's not enough to make a noise, but it will be a long time.
At present, the most reliable way to get rich is that your house is demolished.
You must persist in doing anything, and you will always see the day of failure.
I just want to talk to you about the past, but you ask me if I want to buy it.
I tried to disappear, but no one asked.
The life span of mobile phones is 1/20 of that of human beings. Please put aside the chores around you and accompany it well!
If you abandon yourself today, you will defeat you tomorrow.
Those who look good may not be good people, but may be fraud groups.
Your lover is an unparalleled hero. He rides colorful auspicious clouds to eat chicken in Internet cafes every day.
The right ear should be used when listening to the results, because the left ear is close to the heart, which may lead to sudden death.
Don't always scold iron for not making steel. You forget that iron can't make steel.
Those who don't make money say they are starting a business.
It's said that it's raining in your city. I don't know if you have an umbrella. If you take this rain, it will be white.
Even if you fail 99 times, you should try again to round up an integer.
Don't say it's love at first sight, but it's just love at first sight.
Let hard work become a habit, water the future with sweat, and then dehydrate to death.
Today's young people want to sleep at all times except when they don't want to sleep.
My principle, only three words, depends on the mood.
When you meet a girl you like, you should be brave to express your love. Only when you take the initiative can you know that she has her name.
Try to make friends with the students around you, so that you can spend less money.
Fortunately, you didn't wash your hair last year. Otherwise, you didn't even have oil in cooking this year.
People who have ulterior motives for you, after all, are also intentions.
If you are all right, it's OK~
Love you is not two or three days, but a day without love.
The only fair thing in the world is that we will all die.
Once the sea was dry and the rocks were crumbling, but it was not easy to get together and disperse.
When I was young, I thought money was everything, but now I know it when I am old.
Every day we should have new expectations, so that we can have new disappointments.
In fact, computer games have trained you since childhood to regard Boss as your greatest enemy.
You are a serious person. You help others conscientiously and try all the mistakes.
I never hold grudges. I usually take revenge on the spot.
Life is not only about the present, but also about the whole life.
The most romantic thing I can think of is eating with you, and then you pay.
I mustered up courage to face the reality, but found that courage is really just gas.
When you feel uncomfortable, touch your chest and tell yourself that you are a man and should be strong.
In fact, you are not useless. At least in summer, you can feed mosquitoes.
The function of the alarm clock for me is to let me sleep in a different position.
Before I met you, my world was black and white. After I met you, it was completely black.
When I am angry, you must coax me and buy me food. I'll kill you when I'm full.
I see two things in your eyes, one is sincerity, and the other is eyedropsy.
If you still persist, you are not desperate enough.
I never bullied the weak. Before I bullied him, I didn't know he was weaker than me.
Nothing is happier than sleeping late, except getting up late.
No objects yet? Would you like to introduce a good dog food.
If you don't smile, you will be lucky!
Always repeating, especially mistakes!
I'm not Zhuge Liang, and I don't have a straw boat, but why do you keep coming to me?
Some people are beautiful, some people are ugly, and you are so ugly.
Iron body, magnet bed.
Life is not only about the present, but also about the medlar in the distance.
Once I wanted to be a special person, but now I have succeeded. Now I am very sad and helpless.
In fact, life ends after a certain node, and everyone is just waiting for the eggs.
I thought tomorrow would be better, and then I looked forward to tomorrow every day.
Most people lie for the first time in life, starting from writing a composition.
It's not sweet to try to turn things around, but it can quench your thirst!
You are not choosing to be difficult, you are just poor.
Gold always shines, but you are just fat.
Welcome the God of Wealth on the fifth day of the first month. It's all about the rich. Go to bed.
It's said that the Ghost Gate is about to open in July. You are not alone at all.
It's not that people make fun of you, but that you are the joke itself!
A fierce look at you is not good. A careful look is better than a fierce look.
You think your boyfriend is an ATM, but there are ten machines and nine and a half are deposit machines.
All roads lead to Rome, and some people were born in Rome.
Others use brand-name bags, while you can only use facial expression bags.
If the deposit is negative, the house is rented, there is a bicycle, and it is shared.
Sir, the money on your card is not enough
Life is like a tea table with cups on it.
If there is no accident on Valentine's Day, you can live alone. If there is an accident, you can live in the hospital.
April Fool's Day is just a chance for liars to tell the truth.
It's a fine day today. I've stayed in my room for a long time. I'm going to the living room to relax.
Paying will pay off. For example, double the extravagance and double the disappointment.
What you have now is never yours, because you will lose it in the future.
I'm afraid that you will be mediocre in your life and comfort yourself that you are ordinary and valuable.
Whether it is a white hat or a black hat, it is not a good hat that will turn green.
What is terrible is that you can't solve it.
Don't bother those who don't return your message for a long time each time. Just delete your friends.
Only the vending machine has left lights for you in the middle of the night.
Say "You are great" to the mirror every day. Soon, the mirror will become a great mirror.
Those who are good-looking can only be called foodies, while those who are not good-looking can only be called losers.
Why do you want to sleep at school? Because school is where dreams begin.
Go to bed early, because the person you like has already fallen asleep with others.
A girl who likes to laugh is not too unlucky, but can a girl who is unlucky still laugh?
How touching it was at the beginning, there will be more than ten thousand disasters later.
Although you can no longer grow tall, you can continue to gain weight.
Every man dies, either lighter or heavier than a feather.
Who said I can't play musical instruments? How nice of me to back off!
Although I learn slowly, I give up quickly!
Everyone thinks I have no friends. In fact, I really have no friends.
If you really want to do something well, the world will stand in your way.
An iron pestle can be ground into a needle, but a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. It's no use trying harder if the materials are wrong.
There are many ways to destroy friendship. The most thorough one is to borrow money and not return it.
I don't want to ask you for advice for the rest of my life.
I don't want to raise a dog or a cat. I just want to raise you. After all, raising a pig can make you rich.
Nothing is happier than sleeping late, except getting up late.
Welcome the God of Wealth on the fifth day of the first month. It's all about the rich. Go to bed.
An angel will love you for me, so I will love others.
After exercise, you will be surprised to find that you just become strong from obesity.
You went home early these two days. Recently, you stole many pigs. I'm afraid you will have an accident.
Did I live for 16 years, or did I live for one day and repeat for 16 years?
I really envy your skin. How can you maintain it so thick?
In order to prevent me from spending money indiscriminately this month, I spent all my money in advance.
The early bird catches the worm, but you are the worm.
It is said that men become worse when they have money. I have been a good man for more than 30 years!
As the saying goes, a man who has no foresight must be rich.
People ask if you are in love? Just say no now. We can cover up the fact that we didn't have in the past.
It's too simple to kill an obsessive-compulsive disorder.
Appearance is not important. Love is about feeling, but people don't feel ugly.
Who says I can't play musical instruments? I'm good at quitting.
Don't say you are a single dog. In fact, you may not be as good as a dog
Life is not only about the present, but also about the whole life.
The prince took the size 43 crystal shoes he left behind and pondered.
Sir, the money on your card is not enough
Failure is also a part of success. Where you fall, you are corrupting others.
I used to buy lottery tickets every day, but one day, I can't even afford to buy lottery tickets.
As the saying goes, a man who has no foresight must be rich.
Success can be copied, but for you, pasting is prohibited here.
In fact, confession may not be a good thing, because it looks like a black hand.
Sleep until your hand cramps, count your money until you wake up naturally.
It is said that in 2020, I don't want to die to eliminate the poor.
Love is mostly unsuccessful, either suffering from the boredom of getting married, or suffering from the sadness of not getting married.
The money for buying a house has not been saved yet, so we will start to save money for buying graves.
When I went to see the psychiatrist, the doctor said, "You are not depressed. You are really miserable.".
May you have wine, meat and girls in the future. Girls are ugly.
You are a yellow braised chicken, yellow, stuffy and garbage.
Do you live by the sea? Such a wave.
Believe if you believe, or not, and return the whole WeChat.
The broadest in the world is the sea, the sky is wider than the sea, and the examination scope is wider than the sky.
Even if it is salted fish, you are not the saltiest one.
I made a plan for the holiday, and only finished P after half the summer vacation because of the lan.
Say "You are great" to the mirror every day. Soon, the mirror will become a great mirror.
There are no secret admirers, but there are many people who want to assassinate.
Those who have really worked hard will understand how important talent is.
The beautiful leather bags are the same, and the interesting soul weighs more than 200 kg.
It's true that geomancy turns, but you are on the axis, which is very embarrassing.
If a person returns to you in seconds, it only means that he is playing with his mobile phone.
The first thing is to sleep, stay up all night without rest and lose hair.
Don't get up if you hit the ground. You will still be hit to the ground anyway!
There is neither the face that makes people fall in love at first sight, nor the money that makes people love for a long time.
The person who gives you a thumbs up may not be praising you, but may be aiming at you with a gun.
Not because I'm cold, but because my hands are cold.
Never keep your eyes on your mobile phone for too long. Experts say it will lose power.
Rich people get married, but poor people can only eat dirt.
Rome wasn't built in a day. Three layers of belly wasn't built in a day.
You said that ice is sleeping water, but I only remember the sigh that farts are excrement.
What good habits have you adhered to in order to become beautiful? Insist on beauty.
My goal is to have a house at the age of 30, and now I am 30 years old.
If people decide to abandon themselves, they will live happily.
Everyone praises me for being virtuous, and I can do nothing at leisure.
Can you be sincere to me? Certainly. I really don't like you.
He tried to cheer up, but accidentally killed him.
When you feel ugly and poor, don't be sad, at least your judgment is correct.
We agreed to go to Baitou together, but you secretly baked oil.
Difficulties are like springs. If you are weak, they will be strong. If you are strong, they will be stronger.
Although those rich people look beautiful on the surface, they are actually more beautiful in private.
A girl who likes to laugh is not too unlucky, but can a girl who is unlucky still laugh?
Escape can't solve the problem. You can't solve it without escaping.
With a bullshit attitude, face the fucking life.
Thin people can wear clothes out of stories, fat people can only wear accidents.
I really hope that one day my wallet can be as thick as my skin.
I don't know that firewood and rice are expensive if I'm not in charge, and I don't know I'm fat if I don't take photos.
Knowledge gives you power, ignorance will give you more powerful, fearless and unpredictable power.
Only by carrying the blame for the leader more often will the leader treat you as a fool.
Death is not terrible, but the fear is that you can no longer live.
The reason for being single so far is that it is difficult to start with acquaintances and to speak with strangers.
In the adult world, nothing is easy except getting fat.
If you are willing to peel off my heart layer by layer, you will find that I am lacking in heart.
Where there is a long way to go, waving is to leave the tea cool.
Don't wait until tomorrow to hand in the job, and then find an excuse. Today, find a good one.
Sleep more if you want to be beautiful, and feel beautiful when you are sleepy.
Others are just playing fat, while you are ugly and serious.
Winter is good. When we are poor, there is a northwest wind.
After lovelorn, cheer up. After all, there is another scum man waiting for you.
You are not choosing to be difficult, you are just poor.
If life deceives you, don't lose heart, because tomorrow is the same
The so-called growth is to hear the four words of rough seas, and can no longer associate with the sea.
Although I usually don't care about you, there are many bad words behind me.
Pretending to be forced is just an instant, and shameless is eternal.
If a person is good, he can do every line, every line, every line.
Buy a globe on holiday. You can not only see the world but also turn around it.
People of the older generation often tell us to eat more bitterness when we are young, so that we can get used to it when we are old!
Every time you spend money, you say your wallet is dripping blood, but your wallet has lost too much blood and died.
If you have a brain disease, you can be cured. How good you are! You have no brain.
A real warrior dares to face the balance on the bank card and the number on the scale.
Life is bound to give up some people, not you don't care, they don't care.
You are not so miserable. People who are miserable don't have mobile phones.
As long as you choose the right direction in life, you will succeed easily. Let's congratulate you on the easy way.
Intermittent reform, continuous mixed eating and death.
Good looking bag for three thousand one nights, interesting soul wants car and room.
If I have something that you don't like, please overcome it yourself.
When you think you can't do it, just walk on the street, so you are a pedestrian.
People of the older generation often tell us to eat more bitterness when we are young, so that we can get used to it when we are old!
If you are ugly, you should read more. Anyway, nothing else has anything to do with you.
Don't worry, everything is the worst arrangement.
Difficulties may be late, but never absent.
Time is a butcher's knife, but he has no way to get ugly people.
Live a good life. Every day will bring a new blow.
I don't want to be the last one to let you down.
Even if you sleep late, the person who will not find you will not find you!
If no one holds hands, I will take the bag.
The broadest in the world is the sea, the sky is wider than the sea, and the examination scope is wider than the sky.
If there is no accident on Valentine's Day, you can live alone. If there is an accident, you can live in the hospital.
In fact, life ends after a certain node, and everyone is just waiting for the eggs.
Don't bring earphones when crossing the road. If you are hit by a car, the earphones will break down?
With my qualifications and diploma, I will sweep the streets of this city in the future.
I never think about when I can succeed. Since I have chosen to be far away, it is still far away.
Where is the best place to see the scenery on National Day? The answer is, circle of friends.
You can't have both fish and bear's paw, but you can be single and poor!
They laughed at my ugliness, and I laughed at their correctness.
I have never been to your city, but I have brushed your questions.
Others care about whether you fly high or tired, but I only care about whether your wings are delicious?
Only those who have worked hard know how important the background is!
Don't think that everyone around you is targeting you. When you think about it, the whole world is targeting you.
You two seem to be a good match. The garbage sorting of the old man is up to standard.
Someone saved your number to call you. I'm different. I don't want to answer it.
Is it a long time no see, or, turn a blind eye.
I examine myself three times a day. I have no money, no car, no house.
I want to go to the movies with my boyfriend. Is there anything interesting?
Some people are four, except two, or two.
Many times, optimistic attitude and nice words can't help you.
Can you be sincere to me? Certainly. I really don't like you.
When you love someone, you must tell her so that you can know how much she hates you.
Even if you charge for two hours, no one will talk to you for five minutes.
Because I'm poor, I dare not even care about you. I'm afraid you might as well make a huge sum of money if you want to ask for help.
Don't care about the current low. There is still a long way to go in the future.
If you have a rough life in the first half of your life, don't worry too much. You will adapt in the second half of your life.
What are you kicking me for?
Every woman is looking for a man, and finally finds that the most manly man is herself.
Your face is as rough as your life.
The meaning that poverty cannot be removed is that if you are poor, stay at home and don't go anywhere.
There is nothing in the world that money can't solve. If there is, it's your lack of money.
When you feel that life is unfair to you, weigh your weight and look in the mirror, you will feel that everything is reasonable again.
Only when you ask for leave and deduct your salary can you feel your salary is high.
People who can afford to eat bird's nest have good skin.
Squat down and touch your own shadow. I'm sorry, you've been wronged by following me.
Like a person is not hidden, even hidden in the wardrobe, or her husband will be found.
What I have thought about is illusion, but I have no future if I do it seriously.
You have gained a lot of money, but also lost a lot of things, such as worry.
Although you can no longer grow tall, you can continue to gain weight.
How can you look like a QR code? If you don't scan it, you don't know what you are!
Don't talk about being cheated. People at your age are customers.
I changed her from a girl to a woman, and she changed me from a boy to a poor man.
Can your play be less like your money?
You should be careful during the Spring Festival. After all, you have to kill pigs during the Spring Festival.
It is not because we see hope that we persist, but because we persist that we know there is no hope.
The dark night will never mistreat those who sleep late. It will give you dark circles under your eyes and a body that is about to die suddenly.
I never hold grudges. I usually take revenge on the spot.
We should help when we have difficulties. If we have no difficulties, we should help when we create difficulties.
Although those rich people look beautiful on the surface, in fact, they are more beautiful in private.
There is nothing in the world that money can't solve. If there is, it's your lack of money.
A person's longest love history is probably narcissism.
If you lend money to your friend, he will surely remember you when he is short of money next time.
Who said I can't play musical instruments? How nice of me to back off!
People who can afford to eat bird's nest have good skin.
Tetris has taught us that if you get along with others, you will disappear.
When I am angry, you must coax me and buy me food. I'll kill you when I'm full.
What is terrible is that you can't solve it.
God didn't give me any great responsibility, so it still hurts my mind and bones.
Others worry about how to earn money, but I worry about how to spend money. How can twenty yuan be spent until the 10th of next month?
Women pretend to be in love by pretending to be in high tide, while men pretend to be in love by pretending to be in high tide.
There will be fog when you reach the mountain, and it will sink when you reach the bridge.
An iron pestle can be ground into a needle, but a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. It's no use trying harder if the materials are wrong.
I met my classmates in primary school yesterday. Unexpectedly, he did such a bad job. He only put a dollar into my bowl.
Everyone else has a background, but I only have my back.
If I didn't have the ability to comfort myself, I really couldn't live now.
Good birth is for success, and you are for survival.
Love at first sight is beautiful. Deliberation is lack of money.
If you can't bear it, you can bear it again.
There are more than eight or nine bad things in life.
In fact, destiny doesn't like to joke with you. It really wants to kill you.
If there is no pursuit in life, then how easy it should be
The world is so big that I want to see it. How far can you go with such a small wallet?
When you feel ugly and poor, don't be sad, at least your judgment is correct.
How many more tomorrow and tomorrow! Since there are so many, we might as well delay.
I usually talk to others to save face. If I hate you, I do it on purpose.
If life deceives you, don't lose heart, because tomorrow is the same
If you are infatuated with a person, you must not be worthy of him!
People should have dreams, even if it is salted fish, they should also make the saltiest one.
Can you find someone to drink snowflakes with you, without saying that no one will accompany you to the end of the world?
If you really want to do something well, the world will stand in your way.
He dreamed of walking around with his sword, but cancelled the original plan because he was too fat.
Every time Zhang Yi kills a dog, he is a scholar.
In the morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and comforted myself that there was nothing wrong. There was something uglier than me.
I used to be so young, but now I'm so young.
In fact, many life problems can be solved without shame.
Don't always call yourself a single dog. You are a single turtle according to your age and a single fool according to your IQ.
I ate it quietly, just as I became fat quietly.
The world is so big, you only watch in the circle of friends.
We work very hard to live like ordinary people.
If you can't bear it, you can bear it again.
There is no impassable ridge in life, only impassable ridge.
What is friendship? You have been mentally retarded for many years, and I will never leave you.
The disappointments never let me down, and each time they really let me down.
If you have a rough life in the first half of your life, don't worry too much. You will adapt in the second half of your life.
In the morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and comforted myself that there was nothing wrong. There was something uglier than me.
As long as you choose the right direction in life, you will succeed easily. Let's congratulate you on the easy way.
It's said that since you got neurotic, the whole person has become more energetic.
My principle, only three words, depends on the mood.
It's OK to scold you at ordinary times. I have to wait until I hit you to know that I am both civil and martial.
Look in the mirror more often, and you will understand the reasons for many things.
Look in the mirror more often, and you will understand the reasons for many things.
If you like a girl, you should study hard to find a good job and earn a lot of money. When she gets married, you should pay more.
It's too simple to kill an obsessive-compulsive disorder.
There is no straight man. As long as you look good enough, you can become bent.
I also want to be an elegant lady. It is life that has forced my mother into a shrew.
If eating fish can boost your brain, you should eat at least one whale.
Come on, boys! As long as you work hard, your boss will succeed.
There is a long way to go. I will ask for help.
Don't panic to accept failure, but feel it slowly.
Talking about money hurts feelings, talking about feelings hurts money.
Because of his introverted personality, he has been unable to do such things as rushing to pay the bill.
Everyone praises me for being virtuous, and I can do nothing at leisure.
If being rich is also a mistake, I would rather make mistakes again and again.
I go to work just to make money. Don't talk about your ideal with me. My ideal is not to go to work.
Nothing is happier than sleeping late, except getting up late.
If you still persist, you are not desperate enough.
Wake up, this is not a funeral, but a normal performance of having no money and sex life.
Your life is the same as your hairline. It retreats very fast.
If the deposit is negative, the house is rented, there is a bicycle, and it is shared.
If you can't get rich overnight, you can do it for two nights, and I can do it for three nights.
In the morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and comforted myself that there was nothing wrong. There was something uglier than me.
I work hard every day to prove to those who look down on me that they are right.
You give grass a little love, grass also gives you a green!
It's not that the road is rough, but that you can't.
Distance produces not beauty, but a third party.
Despair is not in a certain moment, but in every moment.
Laughing girls always have more crow's feet than others.
As long as you choose the right direction in life, you will succeed easily. Let's congratulate you on the easy way.
Nothing can knock people down at once, as long as you are strong enough, it will continue to knock you down!
Money is not everything, but money can really do what you want.
I don't know whether it is the love of others that is too easy or my own words are too hard.
When you think you can't do it, just walk on the street, so you are a pedestrian.
I met you at the most beautiful age. I want to say that I was really unlucky!
The early bird catches the worm, but you are the worm.
Poverty is only temporary, as long as you work hard, you will find that you will gradually get used to it.
Give your favorite girl a lipstick. At least she has your sense of participation when kissing others.
You think you are a worm that can turn into a butterfly, but you are just a maggot.
When others see you, they say you are a student, not because you look young, but because you wear dirt!
As long as you persevere, those who laugh at you will be laughed to death sooner or later.
My friend said he would lend you 20 yuan. After borrowing the money, I learned that some people will live forever.
My future is a dream. What's more, I still have insomnia at the moment.
Journey to the West tells us that a teammate like a pig can make the team go to the west.
The world is so big, you only watch in the circle of friends.
The time is not to get up, but to see how long you can sleep.
People need to work hard. After you work hard, you will find that you are really ordinary.
Autumn is the harvest season. The harvest of others is success and happiness. Your harvest is to realize that not everyone will be successful and happy.
Learning makes people happy; not learning makes people happier.
There are no unsolvable problems, but there are unsolvable problems.
Sometimes people treat you coldly, which may not be your problem. Maybe he just doesn't like ugly.
Although life is rough, I never yield to fate! I usually bend my knees directly, Orz.
I used to go to school to make money, but now I work to make money.
I thought we could go to the end together. Who knows, you will take a taxi after two steps.
What about hair loss? You should eat healthily and keep a good attitude, so you can accept this fact.
Don't bring earphones when crossing the road. If you are hit by a car, the earphones will break down?
People who used to think that they depended on relationships must be very incompetent. After contacting them, they found that they were better than me in everything.
Knowledge gives you power, ignorance will give you more powerful, fearless and unpredictable power.
The man riding a white horse may not be a prince, but a monk from the Tang Dynasty!
I have a strong desire to learn. Fortunately, my self-control is strong and I am under pressure.
You can't have it both ways, but you can be poor and ugly.
I'd rather not talk and look like a fool than open my mouth to prove that I am.
Every day, I think about a question diligently. How can I get something without work?
The FLAG set up in those years has been deleted by myself, and no one remembers it anyway.
The world is so big, I feel so unlucky to know you.
No objects yet? Would you like to introduce a good dog food.
The three steps of encountering difficulties, face it and deal with it, and abandon it.
Don't wait until tomorrow to hand in the job, and then find an excuse. Today, find a good one.
Because of his introverted personality, he has been unable to do such things as rushing to pay the bill.
If no one holds hands, I will take the bag.
It doesn't matter if you are single. There will be a long time to be single in the future.
Hope is fire, disappointment is smoke, life is smoke while making fire.
I just want to talk to you about the past, but you ask me if I want to buy it.
Some people are beautiful, some people are ugly, and you are so ugly.
If you don't marry me many years later, then we are really good enough.
It will take you 3 hours to get up and do what you can do in 3 minutes.
Good birth is for success, and you are for survival.
Don't say sorry to me, because I can neither forgive you nor stab you to death.
Can money buy happiness? No, money itself is happiness!
Do you know why God is jealous of talents? Because nobody cares how long the fool lives.
There is no indecision, not because of counseling.
I never bullied the weak. Before I bullied him, I didn't know he was weaker than me.
I met you at the most beautiful age. I want to say that I was really unlucky!
Those who can't go back are called hometown.
Women who are happy with themselves are tolerant, men who are happy with themselves are poor!
When God closes the door for you, he will also pinch your brain.
Your beauty is invisible to others, and your ugliness is clear at a glance.
There is no wife in the wife cake, and there is no cotton in the marshmallow, so there is no money in the wallet.
If people have no dreams, what's the difference between carefree and carefree?
I used to buy lottery tickets every day, but one day, I can't even afford to buy lottery tickets.
The ugly duckling can become a swan, not because he works hard, but because his parents are swans.
Do you live by the sea? Such a wave.
The garbage is still picked up by my parents. How about you?
Young people should not always think about taking shortcuts. Strong parents are the absolute principle.
You have never succeeded. What are you afraid of?
May your troubles, like your hair, become less and less.
They said that the network was fake, and I laughed, as if the reality was real.
Opportunities are reserved for those who are prepared. Those who have no opportunities should not prepare blindly.
Don't get up if you hit the ground. You will still be hit to the ground anyway!
Autumn is the harvest season. The harvest of others is success and happiness. Your harvest is to realize that not everyone will be successful and happy.
If eating fish can boost your brain, you should eat at least one whale.
Commitment is like farting. It was earth shattering at that time, and then it became powerless.
After experiencing a lot of hardships, others are happy after suffering, but you have just come after suffering.
If two people quarrel, beating him can't solve the problem, but it can relieve anger.
Women pretend to be in love by pretending to be in high tide, while men pretend to be in love by pretending to be in high tide.
If you want to be your sun, it will warm you when you are happy and kill you when you are unhappy.
The so-called review is to reconfirm what you don't know, and you really don't.
Once I wanted to be a special person, but now I have succeeded. Now I am very sad and helpless.
The operation is as fierce as a tiger, and the salary is twenty-five thousand.
If you are ugly, you should read more. Anyway, nothing else has anything to do with you.
When others review books, they will understand them just by looking at them. I will open them by looking at them.
Single hair loss and no money, running into the elderly.
Work, love and life are not smooth? Look in the mirror and you will understand many things.
Finally, he won 5 million yuan. When he cashed in, he woke up with a smile.
Whenever I take a brave step, God will timely and generously pave the way for me to go downhill.
He who covets small profits cannot achieve great things.
Nine out of ten people are unhappy in life. They have never met one or two people.
When you play with your mobile phone for a long time, you should rest your eyes and look out of the window to think about why you are so poor.
Only those who have worked hard know how important the background is!
A girl who likes to laugh is not too unlucky, but can a girl who is unlucky still laugh?
The pain of life is not because you don't have money, but because others have money.
Don't say you are a single dog. A dog can have three wives and four concubines.
What does your partner call you? My partner told me to go away.
For people like you, even if you stick two words of Tuhao on your face, others will read them in reverse.
People fall in love by looking romantic and burning money, while you are blind by the other person.
I was poor, so the National Day at home, to avoid a festival.
It's said that since you got neurotic, the whole person has become more energetic.
How touching it was at the beginning, there will be more than ten thousand disasters later.
You work so hard every day and endure so much loneliness and pain. But I haven't seen how excellent you are!
Although you learn slowly, you give up quickly.
Although you are ugly, you think beautiful.
Life is six big words, and it can't be done in any way.
No matter what happens, where you fall, just lie down for a while.
Ugly Why? I can't see it myself. It's you who are disgusting!
Heart is a great poet, but mouth is a poor editor.
I used to be so young, but now I'm so young.
Why quarrel? Can't you sit down calmly and slap each other?
It doesn't matter if you have tried hard and failed. It will be better if you try again.
Sometimes, as long as you make up your mind to do something, the world will hold you back.
People often say, don't leave youth blank, so I blacken it!
Finally, he won 5 million yuan. When he cashed in, he woke up with a smile.
In this final exam, I will tell you how many people there are in our grade.
Escape can't solve the problem. You can't solve it without escaping.
Since childhood, I like to stand on my own, for example, relying on my own skill list.
The rich can choose to keep a low profile, while you can only keep a low profile.
Complaining won't change your life, but money can!
My dream when I was a child was to be a hero. I didn't expect that it would be easy to realize it on my mobile phone, and there were many choices.
You are never lonely, because you don't want to make friends with you even when you are lonely.
Time has taught me that I don't have to wait for anyone except express delivery.
We have an unprecedented understanding, and suddenly you ignore me and I ignore you.
You give grass a little love, grass also gives you a green!
When you feel ugly and poor, don't be sad, at least your judgment is correct.
If you want to be your sun, it will warm you when you are happy and kill you when you are unhappy.
I examine myself three times a day. I have no money, no car, no house.
Pay attention to details and start from small things, because you can't do big things at all.
If you know from afar that you are short of horsepower, you will see that people are ill advised over time.
Life is six big words, and it can't be done in any way.
99% of the things in the world can be solved with money, and the remaining 1% needs more money.
When I was young, I thought money was everything, but now I know it when I am old.
If you are ugly, you should read more. Anyway, nothing else has anything to do with you.
Enter the elder friend circle to learn the latest rumors.
I don't want to raise a dog or a cat. I just want to raise you. After all, raising a pig can make you rich.
56 nationalities, 55 extra points.
Love is a light, green to your panic.
Ten out of ten are unhappy in life!
After learning many skills, I finally found that the most useful skill is to be open-minded!
I just want to talk to you about the past, but you ask me if I want to buy it.
They are also salty fish. Why can others turn over while you are stuck in the pan?
After experiencing a lot of hardships, others are happy after suffering, but you have just come after suffering.
The world laughs at my madness. I laugh at how quickly the world can see it.
Squat down and touch your own shadow. I'm sorry, you've been wronged by following me.
If you are lazy, you will lose because I am too lazy to compete with you.
There are two tragedies in life, one is not getting what you want, the other is getting what you don't want.
People who used to think that they depended on relationships must be very incompetent. After contacting them, they found that they were better than me in everything.
If you have a brain disease, you can be cured. How good you are! You have no brain.
Can your play be less like your money?
For you, removing makeup is also called money laundering.
It is not shameful to sell one's soul and principles. It is shameful to fail to sell at a good price.
I have never been to your city, but I have brushed your questions.
Young people should not always think about taking shortcuts. Strong parents are the absolute principle.
Sometimes, as long as you make up your mind to do something, the world will hold you back.
Don't look down on anyone easily. Even killing Matt has more hair than you.
Time is like a chest. When you squeeze, you have it. When you lie down, you have it.
Although you are ugly, you think beautiful.
Some people are four, except two, or two.
If you still persist, you are not desperate enough.
Only by carrying the blame for the leader more often will the leader treat you as a fool.
I am happy for you if you are doing well, but I am happy for the whole world if you are not doing well.
When others tell you that they are busy, it is TA who needs to leave time for more important people.
Do you live by the sea? Such a wave.
One day you will meet a girl who doesn't want your house or your car, nor does she want you.
You are the best! No, it's the fattest!
In fact, you also have the ability to lose weight.
The three steps of encountering difficulties, face it and deal with it, and abandon it.
If you look the same as the selfie, why don't you have a boyfriend.
The female ticket suddenly became thinner, most of which were air leaks.
The cold of looking through the autumn water can never be compared to the cold of wearing pants.
If you can't compete with others, you can't compete with others. What can you do on Singles Day.
Commitment is like farting. It was earth shattering at that time, and then it became powerless.
Only when there is a long line at the station can you really realize that you are the descendant of the dragon.
If you want to buy a Porsche Cayenne, please ask the friends who bought it, where did you get your money!
I don't know which link has gone wrong. Is there a middleman who makes a difference?
The Spring Festival holiday is coming to an end. It's time to take heart and prepare for the May Day holiday.
When there is no money, it is a curse to hear others say that they wish you a long life.
The ugly duckling can become a swan, not because he works hard, but because his parents are swans.
Money is not everything, but money can really do what you want.
It is also a betrayal of oneself. Some people become eldest sisters and some become young ladies.
As long as the hoe is wielded well, no corner cannot be dug down.
The world is so big, you only watch in the circle of friends.
Everyone praises you for your beauty. There are traces of PS.
Your good night just wants me to shut up.
My friend said he would lend you 20 yuan. After borrowing the money, I learned that some people will live forever.
Let hard work become a habit, water the future with sweat, and then dehydrate to death.
Before doing the question, think about the intention of the question maker. I think he wants me dead.
Don't care too much about the eyes of others, because no one will pay attention to you.
You can't ignore your ugliness just because you are fat.
People often say, don't leave youth blank, so I blacken it!
Don't lose weight. You are ugly not only because you are fat.
I have never been to your city, but I have brushed your questions.
There is no trace of wings in the sky, unless you will lose hair when flying.
What do you like about me? I like you to stay away from me.
Failure is the mother of success, but I have failed so many times that I don't know who my mother is.
Don't say you are a single dog. A dog can have three wives and four concubines.
Before I met you, my world was black and white. After I met you, it was completely black.
In fact, you also have the ability to lose weight.
On Tomb Sweeping Day, you should go back to your school to sweep the graves, because your youth was buried there.
You can rely on your face, but you rely on your talent. This is the difference between you and Mingming.
When you see me staring at you all the way, don't think I'm interested in you. I really can't see who you are.
The aunt who spread pancakes said that she earned thirty thousand yuan a month, and you are not short of an egg.
It doesn't matter if you have tried hard and failed. It will be better if you try again.
I don't want to get married and have children, which is my consciousness as a poor person.
Do you know the difference between investment and speculation? One is Mandarin, the other is Cantonese.
I used to be so young, but now I'm so young.
The night gives you black eyes, but you use them to roll your eyes.
I want to know you again, starting with your name. What's your name?
You can't have both fish and bear's paw, but you can be single and poor!
Ask what money is in the world. It's just a matter of life and death.
Do you want to thin into a lightning bolt? The average width of lightning bolt is five meters.