Don't say no one to accompany you to the end of the world, can you find someone to accompany you to drink snowflake?

I don't want to get married and have children, which is my consciousness as a poor man.

It's not because you see hope that you insist, but because you insist, you know there is no hope.

Welcome the God of wealth on the fifth day of the first month. It's all about the rich. Wash and sleep.

Your face, a day destined, nine points to see the filter.

Work less money to come out to start a business, guarantee to let you, compensate all.

People of the older generation often tell us that when we are young, we should eat more bitterness, so that we can get used to it when we are old!

If you look like a selfie, you don't have a boyfriend.

People who have really worked hard know that the gap in IQ is insurmountable.

It is better to have the same beauty than to be ugly.

I wanted to enjoy life and found it hard to survive.

The end of failure is despair, the end of effort is overwork.

At present, the most reliable way to get rich is to demolish your house.

Also betray oneself, some people become elder sister, some people become miss.

People who have really worked hard will understand how important talent is.

In the face of difficulties, if you persist for a while, you will get used to it.

If you have a lot of money in front of you and a million fans, what does that have to do with you?

I want to fall in love early, but it's too late

Don't put yourself too high, or you won't get down.

It's not that you don't care, it's that they don't care.

360 lines, each line out of bug.

Only when you have suffered from bitterness can you know that there is no bitterness, only more bitterness.

The only thing more terrible than loneliness is to be known that you are lonely.

I met my classmate in primary school yesterday. I didn't expect that he was so bad. He only put a dollar into my bowl.

It's true that Feng Shui turns around, but if you're on the axis, it's embarrassing.

Do you think he likes you when he likes you? It's just hand sliding.

Do not want to fall in love is false, no one is true.

Nothing is difficult in the world, as long as you give up!

You're nothing, but one thing you do really well is daydreaming.

Always think of a lot of things in the early morning, and after daybreak, forget everything.

Others use famous brand bags, but you can only use expression bags.

People often say, do not leave youth blank, so I blacken it!

Don't lose weight. You're ugly not only because you're fat.

The loss of traditional culture is serious. Every ancient woman can write poems correctly, but modern women can only do it.

You think you are a worm, can turn into a butterfly, in fact, you are just a maggot.

You're the best you can do. It's better to make a fool of yourself.

You can be a cow or a horse, but never be Party B.

Although my money is not windy, but it seems to be blown away by the wind.

It's full of fat.

There is no high cold people at all. It's not you who are warm!

When you feel ugly and poor, don't be sad. At least your judgment is correct.

What is the difference between a man without a dream and a carefree mind?

I want to go to the cinema with my boyfriend. What's good for you?

Poverty is not a state, but a normal state.

Tetris teaches us that if you're gregarious, you'll disappear.

I am ugly, is to reduce the image quality and improve performance, why my life is still so card?

There is no end to learning.

I can row without oars, I can sail without direction, because my whole life depends on waves.

Young people, it's nothing to have no money now, and there will be many days without money in the future.

What's wrong with being ugly? I can't see it myself. It's you who are disgusting!

Nothing lasts forever, but you can.

Although those rich people are very beautiful on the surface, in fact, they are more beautiful in private.

To make girls cry is a very seedless thing, and to make boys cry is a big deal.

A girl's introduction: female rascal in thought, good girl in life. However, it gives me the feeling that it is a smart ugly force.

Dream of their own in the exam, and then be scared to wake up, found that they really in the exam.

He was pulled out before he had time to get involved.

You think your boyfriend is a cash machine, but it turns out that there are ten machines and nine and a half are deposit machines.

Other people's money is my own property.

Love at first sight is clearly the color of the intention; Long life is just a balance of advantages and disadvantages; Even when you are old, you are just used to it.

There are many times, the face is not given by others, but lost by ourselves.

It's not terrible to die, but to live no longer.

You can't have both, but you can be poor and ugly.

You're not so insecure, because no money is the safest.

Bill Gates suspended school to start a business and became the richest man in the world.

Although those rich people are very beautiful on the surface, in fact, they are more beautiful in private.

Today's girls, if they don't work hard, will be arrested to get married and have a second child.

You're nothing, but one thing you do really well is daydreaming.

Garbage and uncle and aunt pick up, you?

Poverty is not a state, but a normal state.

Come back with me. I'll send you my wedding invitation.

Money can't buy love, but it can buy love.

Although you can no longer grow tall, but you can continue to gain weight.

I want to fall in love early, but it's too late

Static as paralysis, as if epilepsy.

When eating soil, I feel that beggars are happier than me.

People who have really worked hard will understand how important talent is.

To be a man, you have to keep the book separate, because you can't make a single moth at all.

Only for the leadership to carry the pot, the leader will take you, as a fool.

Although you can no longer grow tall, but you can continue to gain weight.

You meet love around the corner, but do you think about each other? He met a ghost around the corner.

I used to be poor but happy. Now it's different from the past, not only poor but also unhappy.

Always repeating, especially mistakes!

All your sorrow comes from your balance.

Someone saves your number to call you. I'm not the same. I'm not answering.

Since ancient times, deep love can not be retained, always routine win the hearts of the people.

Your good night, just to shut me up.

When someone else goes to work, you make noodles.

If you work harder, you'll get more blows.

Your present life may not be what you want, but it is absolutely your own.

The road in the distance, in addition to the unknown, there is despair.

Good looking clavicles are the same, and interesting bellies are bouncing around.

You said ice is sleeping water, I only remember fart is excrement sigh.

A friend of mine stopped complaining and began to work hard. Several years later, he was still like this bird.

God will not treat infatuated people badly, he is to the death of the whole.

Do you have any good sports? "Escapism.".

I don't know much about music, so sometimes it's unreliable and sometimes out of tune.

Can you be sincere to me? Certainly. I really don't like you.

Someone saves your number to call you. I'm not the same. I'm not answering.

Don't lose weight. You're ugly not only because you're fat.

Along the way, you are willing to suffer a little bit, and there is no need to talk about many hardships.

I don't want to have a dog, I don't want to have a cat. I just want to raise you. After all, raising pigs can make you rich.

What is the difference between a man without a dream and a carefree mind?

In fact, what you hate is not square dancing, but square dancing aunts.

After all, she is blind and can't be hurt any more.

Wu Zetian proved that success has nothing to do with gender. You have proved that success has nothing to do with you.

The end of failure is despair, the end of effort is overwork.

I have reached the legal age of marriage. When I go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get the certificate, does the wife bring it by himself or wait for them to issue it?

I'm not even afraid of being poor and ugly, but also afraid of being single?

If you are good at it, you can do it one line at a time.

You haven't viewed the world. Where does your world view come from?

You will be fat sooner or later.

You don't have nothing. You're still sick!

Brain is a great thing. I hope you have it.

If you don't cherish me, then after this village, I will wait for you in the next village.

No object yet? Would you like to introduce a good dog food.

There is no wife in the cake, no cotton in the marshmallow, so there is no money in the purse.

Long good-looking can be called food, long not good-looking can only be called a bucket.

Distance produces not beauty, but the third.

The pancake lady said that she earns 30000 yuan a month, and she doesn't miss you an egg.

Whenever I find the key to success, I find that someone has replaced the lock cylinder

Work less money to come out to start a business, guarantee to let you, compensate all.

One day you will meet a girl who doesn't want your house or your car, and she doesn't want you either.

I miss you so much, the first sentence is false, the second sentence is also false.

It's never just today, it's your future.

Would you like to be my sun? Then please stay with me for 92955886 km.

The one with wings is not necessarily an angel. It may be Lei Zhenzi.

Time is a butcher's knife, but he has no way to take ugly people.

Like a person to express their love, in case, become a spare tire?

Ugliness doesn't matter. Let others understand with your manners: you are still a person without connotation.

Play mobile phone for a long time to let the eyes rest, look out of the window, think about why you are so poor.

Failure is the mother of success.

If you don't smile, you'll be lucky if you don't smile!

Don't worry, as long as you keep going downhill, you will never be at the bottom of your life.

Are you in love? As long as we say that there is no present, we can cover up the fact that we didn't have it in the past.

If there is any truth in this world, it is deserved!

Always repeating, especially mistakes!

Time is a butcher's knife, but he has no way to take ugly people.

All roads lead to Rome, but some people were born in Rome

Put the right resume to find a good job, cast the right fetus, you can not look for a job.

It is said that men get worse when they have money. I have been a good man for more than 30 years!

People say that I can't help the mud on the wall, but why should I go up to the wall? Is it uncomfortable to lie on the ground?

The heart is a great poet, but the mouth is a poor editor.

If you are good at it, you can do it one line at a time.

You're a sugar cane man. It's sweet at the beginning, and it's all dregs in the back.

Feel your chest when you feel uncomfortable and tell yourself that you are a man and be strong.

I can think of the most accurate adjective for myself: fat.

I heard that you're not as good as me, so I'm relieved.

If life deceives you, don't lose heart, because tomorrow is the same

Who said I can't play musical instruments? I'm out of the house and I'm good at it.

Sister, you take the bow, brother, I walk on the shore. Look, 99% of this sentence is sung.

If the whole world doesn't want you, you should remember me, and I don't want you.

Spring Festival holiday starts with skipping brunch.

Rich people are worried about taxes, and you just don't sleep enough!

Time is not to get up, but to see how long you can sleep.

People who are better than you are still working hard. What's the use of your efforts?

It's not terrible. What's terrible is that you can't solve it.

If you look like a selfie, you don't have a boyfriend.

Stealing one person's ideas is plagiarism, stealing many people's ideas is research.

You are always so stingy. You have damaged several doors.

If you like a girl, you should study hard, find a good job and make a lot of money. When she gets married, you can give more money.

Don't you fight? How to know how incompetent I am.

The flag set up in those years has been deleted. No one can remember it anyway.

Everyone wants to go to heaven, but no one wants to die.

If you don't cherish me, then after this village, I will wait for you in the next village.

Although I don't care about you at ordinary times, there are many bad things about you behind my back.

You must laugh, or you won't know how many crow's feet you have.

Poverty is not a state, but a normal state.

What good habits do you stick to in order to be beautiful? Insist on beauty.

It's not that people make fun of you, but you are the joke itself!

When you know where you're going, the whole world is blocking you.

The rich get married in the end, and those without money can only eat the soil.

Nothing but the place.

I have made a very risky investment. If I succeed, I can earn several hundred million yuan. If I fail, I will lose all my money.

You are not miserable, miserable people, no mobile phone.

Life is the ups and downs. At the end of the day, you'll jump twice.

The money to buy a house has not been saved yet, and it will start to save money for buying graves.

Don't talk about being cheated. All the people at your age are guests.

Put down your mobile phone and go out for a walk. In the end, you will find that the mobile phone is still interesting.

If eating fish can replenish your brain, you should eat at least one whale.

Don't look forward to tomorrow, because tomorrow will not be easy.

When people fall in love, they depend on their looks, romance and money, while you rely on their blindness.

It's not the uneven road, but you can't.

After living for so many years, I still don't understand one thing. Why should the hook be hanged?

How much sorrow can you have, just like a group of eunuchs on the brothel.

Don't you fight? How to know how incompetent I am.

After a period of suffering, others are happy after suffering, but you are just suffering.

Every time you spend money, you say your wallet is bleeding, but you don't know that your wallet has lost too much blood and died.

I hope some things can be solved by myself, not by myself, but by myself.

As long as you work hard enough, if you can't do it well, you can still fail more thoroughly.

I don't swear, that's because I have a strong practical ability.

It's true that Feng Shui turns around, but if you're on the axis, it's embarrassing.

Laziness is a good excuse to say that you can accomplish great things if you work hard.

What about hair loss? Eat a healthy diet and keep a good attitude so that you can accept this fact.

Ask canal that get so clear, only poison soup to live water!

Go on with a smile, anyway, come to this world, no one plans to go back alive.

My eyes only you, because of your big face, let me not see others.

Once a dreamer, now there is no dream, only homesick.

If no one holds hands, I carry my pocket.

You're the best you can do. It's better to make a fool of yourself.

Give your dream wings, you can't fly anywhere.

The meaning that the poor can't be moved is that if you are poor, stay at home and don't go anywhere.

Today is new year's Eve, come here and give you a piece of your favorite swan meat.

The dream still has to have, in case the next life has come true?

You have to work hard to live, because you have to work hard to know that you really can't.

The life span of mobile phone is 1 / 20 of that of human beings. Please put down the chores around you and accompany it well!

Take selfie with Meiyan mobile phone more and more do not know how ugly they are.

Although my money is not windy, but it seems to be blown away by the wind.

I'm not even afraid of being poor and ugly, but also afraid of being single?

Snow White explains that no matter how good the seven losers are to her, they are not as good as a kiss from Gao Fu Shuai.

Weight loss is to prove to mom, not only fat can not find the object, thin also can not find!

An adult is not picky, and they say, I'm allergic to this.

There is always a death, either poor death or heart death.

The dream still has to have, in case the next life has come true?

Others worry about how to make money, but I worry about how to spend it. How can I spend 20 yuan until the 10th of next month?

Good luck will come, but it will come to others.

After breaking through the bottleneck, it was found that there was still a bottle cap.

No one cares how high you fly, but there are a group of people waiting to see how miserable you fall.

A man will die, either lighter or heavier than a feather.

Young people don't always think about taking shortcuts, parents are the hard truth.

There is no one to fall in love with at first sight, but also lack of money to make people love each other for a long time.

Many times I felt I couldn't hold on, and then I gave up.

Who says you don't have true love, trouble is with you.

Life is different from riding a bicycle. Even if you go downhill, it won't be easy.

It's good to go to bed early and get up early, but it's really good to go to bed late and get up late.

Beauty fades, but stupidity lasts~

I'm going to see the parents of the other party tomorrow. It's very disturbing. After all, I beat their children first.

The ocean is the widest in the world, the sky is broader than the ocean, and the examination scope is broader than the sky.

Do you have any good sports? "Escapism.".

Who says you don't like sports? Not only can you play the ball, but you also play well.

18-year-old do not use any cosmetics, 28-year-old no cosmetics.

Thin people can wear clothes out of the story, fat people can only wear into accidents.

If you don't do something useless, why do you have a long life?

After everyone's patient persuasion, I finally accepted the fact that I was a fool.

Pretending to be forced is just a moment. It's eternal if you don't want to face.

People still have to have a dream, even if it is salty fish, also want to do the saltiest one.

The three steps of meeting difficulties, facing it, dealing with it, abandoning it.

If you want to buy a Porsche Cayenne, please tell me where your money comes from!

You can't afford a good-looking skin bag, and an interesting soul can't look up to you.

Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately, in the end it killed all the students.

Learning without thinking is futile; thinking without learning is perilous. Do not think not learn into the network loan.

Why do girls compete with each other? In any case, after decades, they will dance square together.

If you look like a selfie, you don't have a boyfriend.

There is no straight man, as long as you are good-looking, you can become curved.

Now the girls are too shameful, the neckline is so low, you can't see the career line

In fact, you also have super ability, how to reduce the ability not to be thin.

If you really want to do a good job, the world will stand in your way.

The female ticket suddenly became thinner, most of it was air leakage.

Like a person to express their love, in case, become a spare tire?

I don't know the price of firewood and rice if I'm not in charge. I don't know how fat I am if I don't take pictures.

In the morning, I look in the mirror and comfort myself that there is nothing worse than me.

What's the matter with poor children? If you are poor, you should hold out your chest and let others see that you are not only poor, but also short.

The money to buy a house has not been saved yet, and it will start to save money for buying graves.

Why do people call human, because people live is tired.

Life is like a tea table, full of cups.

I feel that in my life, the most affectionate gaze has been given to the mobile phone.

Of course, money can't buy happiness, just money, others will try to make you happy.

Less and less friendship, more and more reciprocity.

Soul chicken soup is a small dish for people who are used to eating abalone and shark's fin tripe. Diaosi thinks that drinking a bowl of chicken soup will improve nutrition in an all-round way?

Looking at the water splashing away from me, the employees thought that when I got rich, they would buy a raincoat.

Pinch your fingers and you're going to break up.

Brother listen to my advice, the game can play again, daughter-in-law can play without the game.

In the morning, I look in the mirror and comfort myself that there is nothing worse than me.

If life deceives you, don't worry - take out your beauty camera and cheat life.

Are you in love? As long as we say that there is no present, we can cover up the fact that we didn't have it in the past.

Face the fucker's life with bullshit attitude.

It's called beauty when others show their legs. If you show your legs, you want to be hated.

As long as I eat fast enough, I can't catch up with my weight!

Thin people can wear clothes out of the story, fat people can only wear into accidents.

Distance produces not beauty, but the third.

Always remember to smile, it will make you look like a psychopath that can't be easily provoked.

Do you have any good sports? "Escapism.".

I am full of yearning for life, although life is far away from me.

Making money is like constipation - it's hard to get old, but it's like laxity - you can't hold back.

I have no money, I don't have a car, I don't have a house.

When I went to see a psychiatrist, the doctor said, "you don't have any depression. You're really miserable.".

What do you like about me? I like you to stay away from me.

Every time you want to save money, that's when your IQ reaches its peak!

At least in the summer, you're half done.

Hair ten million hair, sleep first, stay up late without rest hair loss two lines of tears.

You're a sugar cane man. It's sweet at the beginning, and it's all dregs in the back.

With my qualifications and diploma, I will sweep the streets of this city in the future.

Give up the word, it's easier to say than to do.

The prince took the size 43 crystal shoe that he had left behind and fell into meditation.

You're not choosing a difficult disease, you're just poor.

I'm not afraid to become people I hate. I'm afraid I'm not as good as them.

Another day has passed, how about, is the dream more distant?

Give your dream wings, although not necessarily fly far, but must fall very heavy.

If you've had a rough life in the first half of your life, don't worry too much, you'll get used to it in the second half.

It's said that since you got psychosis, the whole person has been more energetic.

In fact, you are not ugly, but you are not obviously beautiful.

I was poor before I was 38, but after that, I will get used to it!

Money is not everything, but money can do what you want.

You are not walking on the road of Niu B, but you are still walking on the road of pretending to be forced.

If you don't have to blush, can I borrow some money.

If it can't be amazing, it's so ugly!

Give your dream wings, although not necessarily fly far, but must fall very heavy.

99% of the things in the world can be solved with money, and the remaining 1% needs more money.

You can't break a broken jar. You have to smash it!

Maybe sleep is the real form of human activity. No wonder I can't wake up all the time.

Before I met you, my world was black and white. After I met you, it was all black.

Life is not only about the present, but also about poems and distant places.

This is the worst year of the past decade, and the good news is that this year is the best year in the next decade.

Failure is the mother of success, but failure doesn't even have a boyfriend.

As long as the express is still on the way, I feel that this life is still a little hopeful.

Edison searched for the filament a thousand times to make you a durable light bulb.

It's not the uneven road, but you can't.

You've changed all not necessarily into certain No.

A fierce look at you is not good, take a closer look, it is better than a fierce look.

It's the vending machine that leaves you a light in the middle of the night.

People are looking for success all their life, but more often than not, what they find is success!

I see two things in your eyes, one is sincerity, and the other is eyedroppings.

Sometimes you feel like an sb. Don't lose heart. At least you feel right.

I've never been mentally handicapped to publish my brand name online because I can't afford it.

You're a sugar cane man. It's sweet at the beginning, and it's all dregs in the back.

You can't afford a good-looking skin bag, and an interesting soul can't look up to you.

You are my little apple. Oh, I hate it! I mean, I really want to cut you.

After ten years of continuous efforts and struggle, I finally changed from ignorant youth to ignorant youth.

You are the best! No, it's the fattest!

Knowledge gives you strength, ignorance gives you more powerful, fearless, and unpredictable power.

Just because in the crowd, one more look at you, you think I'm going to sit on your motorcycle.

One day you will meet a girl who doesn't want your house or your car, and she doesn't want you either.

Since ancient times, deep love can not be retained, always routine win the hearts of the people.

You must have been a plastic bag in your previous life. You can still hold it.

Many times you don't force yourself, you don't know, you still have the ability to screw things up!

What is the difference between a man without a dream and a carefree mind?

As long as the hoe is well waved, there is no corner to dig.

If you have a good life, how can I sleep.

Success can be copied, but for you, paste is forbidden here.

Even if you fail 99 times, you should try again to round up the whole number.

There is no one to fall in love with at first sight, but also lack of money to make people love each other for a long time.

Although I learn slowly, but I give up quickly!

Your complicated facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

What do you kick me for?

In life, many people like to make a fuss. In fact, there is no need to think about how to deal with a big problem.

When you don't have money, it's a curse to hear people say congratulations on a long life.

Autumn is the harvest season. Other people's harvest is success and happiness, your harvest is to realize that not everyone will be successful and happy.

I heard that you're not as good as me, so I'm relieved.

All stories will have an end, only life and you do not end.

Studies have shown that people who smoke and drink alcohol all year round have a lower risk of Alzheimer's disease, because the probability of premature death is higher.

How much sorrow can you have, just like a group of eunuchs on the brothel.

The person who gives you a thumbs up is not necessarily praising you, but may also be aiming at you with a gun.

There is no obstacle in life, only one ridge after another.

If you like a girl, try to make more money, and then you can make more money.

When you meet a girl you like, you should be brave enough to say it. Only when you take the initiative can you know that she has her own flower.

Every time I kill a dog, I am a scholar.

I know years will smooth my edges and corners, but did not expect, is to rub me on the ground.

Laziness is a good excuse to say that you can accomplish great things if you work hard.

When you know where you're going, the whole world is blocking you.

When the salted fish has a dream, it will become a salted fish with a dream.

The night gives you black eyes, but you turn your eyes with them.

It's not that people who eat bird's nest have good skin, but those who can afford it have good skin.

Don't look down. Your chin will show.

They say that elder sister is beautiful. In fact, they are all made up.

Money is hard to earn, but easy to spend.

Eat fish tonight. I think you are very picky.

Stealing one person's ideas is plagiarism, stealing many people's ideas is research.

If you help a friend who is in urgent need of money, he will remember you the next time he needs money.

I heard that you had a bad time. I squatted at the door and laughed all day.

When I was a child, I didn't like to eat, so I'm short now. Now I love eating, which makes me fat and short.

Want to fight? Mobile phone can be taken from your hand, even if it is struggling.

The one who looks good is called food, and the one who is not good-looking is called a bucket!

If you want to buy a Porsche Cayenne, please tell me where your money comes from!

How touching the earth at the beginning, there will be more than ten thousand calamities.

If you respect people one inch, he will get more.

Your complicated facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

The meaning that the poor can't be moved is that if you are poor, stay at home and don't go anywhere.

Another day has passed, how about, is the dream more distant?

Although I earn less, I save more. Yesterday Ferrari saved more than two million.

Don't care about the current trough. There is still a long way to go in the future.

It's hard to look back on the past because you don't have anything to look back on.

We are good friends. If you fall down, I will help you up, but when I finish laughing.

Go and work hard to prove that your IQ is low.

If you are lazy with me, you will lose because I am too lazy to compare with you.

You can be a cow or a horse, but never be Party B.

When you become good enough, you find that she just, simply does not like you.

Don't think God is torturing you, but in fact, God doesn't care about you.

Don't lose heart. There are as many beautiful girls as there are stars in the sky, but you can see and touch them.

You're creative and you live with courage.

After all, there will be too many words to speak when you grow up.

Give your dream wings, although not necessarily fly far, but must fall very heavy.

If we don't owe each other, how can we meet again.

The function of the alarm clock for me is to make me sleep in a different position.

Many people feel that they are too tired to live. In fact, they may just sleep too late.

The longest love history of a person is probably narcissism.

Thank those who knocked you down because you'll find it really comfortable to lie down.

Money is not everything, but money can do what you want.

Let hard work become a habit, water the future with sweat, and then dehydrate to death.

Good looking leather bag reality split, interesting soul spirit derailment?.

From today on, I accept the torture of the soul from three aunts and eight aunts.

God is fair, he gave you a ugly face, will certainly give you a poor family.

All the people who complain about social injustice and system translate into one sentence: please give me money, women and social status.

Although I earn less, I save more. Yesterday Ferrari saved more than two million.

Don't always scold others, you are not as good as them.

College students, you have to know, learning may not be able to harvest, but chopping hands can certainly receive goods.

If you like a girl, you should study hard, find a good job and make a lot of money. When she gets married, you can give more money.

It's nice of you to go. Otherwise, I always worry that you will stay for dinner.

There are so many brain damage in the world, but you have become the best.

From a distance to see long hair floating, close to a look at Tiger's back and bear, turn around to see lying trough black mountain old demon.

It doesn't matter if the melon is sweet or not, as long as it can quench your thirst.

Although my money is not windy, but it seems to be blown away by the wind.

Complaining doesn't change your life, but money can!

He was pulled out before he had time to get involved.

If everyone understands you, you have to be ordinary!

When you are old and can't walk, I use my wheelchair to push you to the square every day to let you watch me dance with other old men.

Please don't call me housewife, please call me Madame Curie.

I was taught not to spend money indiscriminately since I was a child. When I grew up, I found out how to spend money without money at all?

Despair is not in a certain moment, but in every moment.

Life is six big characters, no matter how.

When I can cash out the money in my head.

If you are good at it, you can do it one line at a time.

I see two things in your eyes, one is sincerity, and the other is eyedroppings.

Looking back on the past, I didn't even go straight once.

Some people are good-looking, some people are ugly, and you are very ugly.

As long as you persist in learning every day, the final victory will definitely belong to the people who play well in the examination room.

Other people's bodies are full of talent, your body is full of pearl milk tea.

After breaking through the bottleneck, it was found that there was still a bottle cap.

If you don't leave, I will die.

If you give up who you are today, you will beat you tomorrow.

If you work harder, you will be able to go crazy.

If you fall, find a comfortable position on your stomach.

If you don't play with your mobile phone one day, you won't die. Your life is still there, but your soul is lost!

May you have wine, meat and girls in the future. Girls are ugly.

Life not only has in front of you, but also has the distant wolfberry.

In the morning, I look in the mirror and comfort myself that there is nothing worse than me.

Don't talk about leaving everything to time. Time is too lazy to clean up your mess.

Although I learn slowly, but I give up quickly!

There is no straight man, as long as you are good-looking, you can become curved.

Give a lipstick to the girl you like. At least when she kisses others, she has your sense of participation.

The boss said that as long as we work hard, he can change Maserati next year.

Learning makes people happy, but not learning makes people happier.

What's wrong with you? You must be sick in bed!

Today is new year's Eve, come here and give you a piece of your favorite swan meat.

The girl who loves to laugh is not so bad, but the girl with bad luck can still laugh?

There is no indecision, not because of counseling.

What you have now has never been yours, because you will lose it in the future.

If you are ugly, you should read more books. In any case, anything else has nothing to do with you.

The picture of my wife in my wallet is to remind me how I lost the money in my wallet.

I'm an animal when I'm undressed. I'm an animal in clothes.

Follow your heart.

The starting point of others is the end point far away from you.

Congratulations on making it through another day, winning the lottery, another day.

My principle, only three words, to see the mood.

Those who look good may not be good people. They may also be fraud groups.

Don't say you are nothing, stay up late to play mobile phone, you are a good hand.

Although I look ugly, but bought beautiful clothes, I can ugly beautiful.

What wakes me up every day is not the ideal, but the music of the square dance downstairs.

When I am angry, you must coax me and buy me food. I'll kill you when I'm full.

Other people save your number is to contact you, I am different, I save your number is not to receive.

Some of them have a shiny surface, and in fact, the stockings have slipped to the floor of their feet.

The life span of mobile phone is 1 / 20 of that of human beings. Please put down the chores around you and accompany it well!

Life is interesting. After all, I want to die for different reasons every day.

Forget the previous unhappy, because the future will be more unhappy.

People are just fat and play, and you are ugly and serious.

When you know where you're going, the whole world is blocking you.

What can you do to let go of your dignity and be humble? Copy work.

If you see my face is not good, don't think too much, that is, you forget to give the red envelope.

The reason for being single is that acquaintances are not easy to start with and strangers are not easy to speak.

The most brilliant smile in my life is probably dedicated to my mobile screen.

It is said that tired into a dog, in fact, the dog is not so tired as you.

How do you look like a QR code? If you don't scan it, you don't know what you are!

I am full of yearning for life, although life is far away from me.

Life is six big characters, no matter how.

Often those humble small restaurants, to eat the real delicious, and those big hotels I can not afford to eat.

The most romantic thing I can think of is watching you grow old.

There is a strong desire to learn, fortunately I have strong self-control, pressure down.

Don't always feel lonely, look at the circle of fat on the belly, have never left it?

Make up again good, also can't cover you, after removing make-up ugliness.

There must be new expectations every day, so as to have new disappointment.

Like a person to express their love, in case, become a spare tire?

There is no one to fall in love with at first sight, but also lack of money to make people love each other for a long time.

You're down. There are thousands of people who can replace you.

Don't always scold and hate that iron is not steel. You forget that iron can't be made of steel.

Always think of a lot of things in the early morning, and after daybreak, forget everything.

Who said I can't play musical instruments? I'm out of the house and I'm good at it.

Don't talk about leaving everything to time. Time is too lazy to clean up your mess.

Failure is the mother of success, but failure doesn't even have a boyfriend.

Freedom has never been a matter of course, but a privilege that requires a very high cost.

Wu Zetian proved that success has nothing to do with gender. You have proved that success has nothing to do with you.

We agreed to go to the white head together, but you secretly baked oil.

With lofty aspirations, one can not bind a chicken.

You're a sugar cane man. It's sweet at the beginning, and it's all dregs in the back.

It takes 99.81 difficulties for a good man to become a Buddha, and a bad man just needs to put down his butcher's knife.

It doesn't matter if you are poor. You are not only poor but also ugly.

In a taxi crazy fart, can greatly reduce the probability of the driver taking you detour.

I'm happy for you when you're good. I'm happy for the world if you're not.

Don't say you are nothing, stay up late to play mobile phone, you are a good hand.

You're nothing, but one thing you do really well is daydreaming.

People are looking for success all their life, but more often than not, what they find is success!

The noise in the day is too noisy to wake up, and the night is too quiet to sleep.

Failure is not terrible. What's terrible is that you still believe it.

There's no hope to be a good man, and bad man is not good at it.

Look forward to the cold of autumn, no matter what, forget to wear the cold pants.

Don't think you can't insist on coming, you will insist on staying up late to play with your mobile phone.

As the saying goes, a man without foresight must be rich.

What you have now has never been yours, because you will lose it in the future.

Making money is like constipation - it's hard to get old, but it's like laxity - you can't hold back.

The most romantic thing I can think of is to eat with you and then you pay.

Although the brain and intestines look very similar, but you can't always use to hold shit!

Even if you charge for two hours, no one will talk to you for five minutes.

People still have to have a dream, even if it is salty fish, also want to do the saltiest one.

You can't have both fish and bear's paws, but you can be single and poor!

It's been a long time since I've seen you, or have you turned a blind eye to it.

Pinch your fingers and you're going to break up.

One meal is as fierce as a tiger, and the salary is two thousand five.

It's a fine day today. I've been in my room for a long time. I'm ready to go to the living room for relaxation.

A person's life, three days is doomed to seven by hard work, the remaining 90 by parents.

You can't wake someone who doesn't return your message, but a red envelope can.

The boss who talks with you about money is a good person. If you talk about your ideal, you don't want to give you money!

According to analysis, the root cause of extramarital love is marriage.

Other people save your number is to contact you, I am different, I save your number is not to receive.

What about being short, kid? Raise your head and let them know that you are not only short, but also ugly!

All stories will have an end, only life and you do not end.

Static as paralysis, as if epilepsy.

Poor you work hard! If you don't work hard, how can you be in debt.

If you have a loss, do not drink water, or you will become dirty.

Who said I can't play musical instruments, I'll give up!

If you have anything, please tell me. I can't solve it anyway.

I have made a very risky investment. If I succeed, I can earn several hundred million yuan. If I fail, I will lose all my money.

How touching the earth at the beginning, there will be more than ten thousand calamities.

Life is like a tea table, full of cups.

If you like a girl, try to make more money, and then you can make more money.

Once the sea is dry and the stone is rotten, but it is good to gather and disperse.

The boss who talks with you about money is a good person. If you talk about your ideal, you don't want to give you money!

All stories will have an end, only life and you do not end.

I have reached the legal age of marriage. When I go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get the certificate, does the wife bring it by himself or wait for them to issue it?

The most beautiful word in the world is not that I love you, but that your tumor is benign!

Failure is also a part of success. Where you fall down, you will deceive others.

It doesn't matter if the melon is sweet or not, as long as it can quench your thirst.

The paste is not on the desk, it's in your head.

Some people smile very good-looking, you are very funny.

You don't have to do today's work. In case you die tomorrow, you don't have to do it.

Go out and walk while you are young, or you won't know how wonderful it is to stay at home.

Is money really that important to you? I've been talking about it for more than three hours, and I haven't lost a cent.

Can there be an echo if you never forget it?

Only those who have worked hard know how important the background is!

I think there must be a lot of people secretly in love with me, because for so many years, no one told me!

Pay attention to details, start with small things, because you can't do big things.

You've changed all not necessarily into certain No.

The real warrior, dare to face the balance on the bank card, dare to face up to the number on the scale.

No object yet? Would you like to introduce a good dog food.

You can be as lazy as a pig, but you can't be as lazy as a pig.

People who have really worked hard will understand how important talent is.

Some people smile very good-looking, you are very funny.

Running with the wind, freedom is the direction, but forget the short legs, no strength.

Although you have never been abroad, you are jet lagged every day.

You are sleepy every day because you are trapped in life.

What's terrible is not that others fool you today, but forget you.

A thief came to my house to steal money yesterday. We looked for it all night.

You don't have nothing. You're still sick.

Do you think he likes you when he likes you? It's just hand sliding.

Pinch your fingers and you're going to break up.

The early bird catches the worm, but you are the worm.

If you have a loss, do not drink water, or you will become dirty.

When listening to the results, you should use the right ear, because the left ear is close to the heart, and sudden death may occur.

If you think you are busy becoming a dog every day, it must be your illusion. Dogs must be less busy than you.

There is no wife in the cake, no cotton in the marshmallow, so there is no money in the purse.

You are a princess by your parents, a princess by a man, and a beggar by yourself.

You should be careful during the Spring Festival. After all, it is necessary to kill pigs during the Spring Festival.

My biggest weakness is the lack of money.

There are two tragedies in life. One is not getting what you want, the other is getting what you don't want.

Once we had poetry and distance, now we just want to buy a house.

I tried to disappear, and no one asked.

Give a lipstick to the girl you like. At least when she kisses others, she has your sense of participation.

In fact, confession is not necessarily a good thing, because it appears black hands.

Those who don't make money say they are starting a business.

Boy, come on! As long as you work hard, your boss is sure to succeed.

Put down your mobile phone and go out for a walk. In the end, you will find that the mobile phone is still interesting.

The idea of eating food is to eat more if it is delicious, and to eat more if it is not delicious.

Nowadays, some people eat by their faces, while others eat by their faces.

Don't think the world has abandoned you, the world has no time to pay attention to you

At present, the most reliable way to get rich is to demolish your house.

If no one holds hands, I carry my pocket.

To make girls cry is a very seedless thing, and to make boys cry is a big deal.

Put down your mobile phone and go out for a walk. In the end, you will find that the mobile phone is still interesting.

Pay attention to details, start with small things, because you can't do big things.

Do you think he likes you when he likes you? It's just hand sliding.

When I can cash out the money in my head.

Good luck will come, but it will come to others.

You can't do it at two, neither this nor that.

Welcome the God of wealth on the fifth day of the first month. It's all about the rich. Wash and sleep.

Although I look ugly, but bought beautiful clothes, I can ugly beautiful.

Rich people can choose to keep a low profile, but you can only keep a low profile.

Go on with a smile, anyway, come to this world, no one plans to go back alive.

Hair ten million hair, sleep first, stay up late without rest hair loss two lines of tears.

Life is like a phone call, either you hang up or I hang up first.

You have never succeeded. What are you afraid of failure?

In fact, fate, really does not like to joke with you, it is very serious to kill you.

He tried to cheer up, but accidentally killed him.

Let hard work become a habit, water the future with sweat, and then dehydrate to death.

Many people feel that they are too tired to live. In fact, they may just sleep too late.

No one can make you give up your dream. If you try, you will give up.

Excuse me, in dog days, what is the best way to relieve summer heat? The salary is natural and cool.

Be prepared so that when the opportunity comes, you can skillfully avoid it.

Knowledge gives you strength, ignorance gives you more powerful, fearless, and unpredictable power.

Pay attention to details, start with small things, because you can't do big things.

After all, jellyfish have no brains and live for 600 million years.

Nine out of ten things are unhappy in life, and the remaining 12 out of ten are extremely unhappy.

After eating the bitter, I finally became a servant.

Even if it's salty fish, you're not the saltiest one.

You think that the prodigal son will not change his money. In fact, the prodigal son may just go ashore slowly.

There are many ways to destroy friendship. The most thorough one is to borrow money and not pay it back.

Failure is the mother of success, but failure doesn't even have a boyfriend.

I don't even know a few famous brands. Sometimes, I don't know that others are showing off their wealth.

This is the worst year of the past decade, and the good news is that this year is the best year in the next decade.

Nowadays, young people want to sleep all the time except sleeping time.

I heard that it rained in your city. I don't know if you have an umbrella. If you take this rain, it will be white.

Stealing one person's ideas is plagiarism, stealing many people's ideas is research.

You don't look at me usually to you, a look of indifference, in fact, I said a lot of bad things about you behind my back.

The moon represents my heart, pitted and cold?

It's called beauty when others show their legs. If you show your legs, you want to be hated.

Seeing others walking on the road to success, you ask yourself, don't you want to be a stumbling block on his way to success?

If you can't bear it, you can bear it again.

Long good-looking can be called food, long not good-looking can only be called a bucket.

It's not the uneven road, but you can't.

I've never been mentally handicapped to publish my brand name online because I can't afford it.

You're either very hard-working or very smart to live a mediocre life.

It's nice of you to go. Otherwise, I always worry that you will stay for dinner.

It is said that men get worse when they have money. I have been a good man for more than 30 years!

Where are you stuck in the National Day?

As long as you choose the right direction of life, it's easy to succeed. Let's congratulate as long as and very easy.

You two seem to be a perfect match. The garbage sorting of Yuelao is quite up to standard.

What is the difference between a man without a dream and a carefree mind?

You want money? Just think about it.

You're not incompetent. You just don't have the right to choose.

It's better not to talk and look like a fool than to open your mouth to prove that you are.

You have never succeeded. What are you afraid of failure?

Poverty is not a state, but a normal state.

There's no hope to be a good man, and bad man is not good at it.

Please cherish those who hurt you, after all, others are lazy to harm you.

I'm not the child who spends 50 yuan and has to think about it for a long time. Now I have to think about it for five yuan.

You feel lonely. It doesn't matter. You still have a cell phone.

My social phobia comes mainly from low income.

Brain is a great thing. I hope you have it.

Don't think you can't insist on coming, you will insist on staying up late to play with your mobile phone.

I have made a very risky investment. If I succeed, I can earn several hundred million yuan. If I fail, I will lose all my money.

Once the sea is dry and the stone is rotten, but it is good to gather and disperse.

I hope some things can be solved by myself, not by myself, but by myself.

Sleep until hand cramps, count money to wake up naturally.

My friend said that I would lend you 20 yuan. After I borrowed the money, I knew that some people would turn around for a lifetime.

He likes you to be plain and beautiful.

In order to prevent me from spending money again this month, I spent all my money ahead of time.

I don't even know a few famous brands. Sometimes, I don't know that others are showing off their wealth.

Tetris has taught us that if you're gregarious, you'll disappear.

In life, many people like to make a fuss. In fact, there is no need to think about how to deal with a big problem.

Show the best show at noon, because sooner or later there will be retribution.

The moon represents my heart, pitted and cold?

Ugliness doesn't matter. Let others understand with your manners: you are still a person without connotation.

When we meet our elders, it's not that we don't want to call them, but we don't know what to call them at all.

Others have backgrounds, but I only have my back.

Where are you stuck in the National Day?

Look in the mirror more, and you will understand the reason for many things.

What's the most crowded bus you've ever taken? Just passed by, but was squeezed into the car.

Did I live for 16 years, or did I live for 1 day and repeat for 16 years?

Failure is the mother of success, but failure doesn't even have a boyfriend.

Want to be your sun, warm you when you are happy, and die when you are not happy.

When you become good enough, you find that she just, simply does not like you.

Always think of a lot of things in the early morning, and after daybreak, forget everything.

The most collapse of the exam is to see a problem, vaguely remember the teacher said, but clearly remember I did not listen to.

Once the sea is dry and the stone is rotten, but it is good to gather and disperse.

How do you look like a QR code? If you don't scan it, you don't know what you are!

Secret love is that you build a castle for him in your heart, but he doesn't even want to enter the door.

It doesn't matter if you are poor. What matters is more than one.

Playing mahjong three missing one, fighting landlord two missing one, I fall in love, why still a lack of one?

You are not walking on the road of Niu B, but you are still walking on the road of pretending to be forced.

Failure is the mother of success, but often failure is infertility.

Don't think you can't insist on coming, you will insist on staying up late to play with your mobile phone.

In fact, you also have super ability, how to reduce the ability not to be thin.

It takes three hours for you to pick yourself up and get things done in three minutes.

I'm good at shorting A-shares. As soon as I buy them, I fall immediately.

I'm typing in... How many people hope and how many people are disappointed.

Edison searched for the filament a thousand times to make you a durable light bulb.

You have to work hard to live, because you have to work hard to know that you really can't.

Years let me know, in addition to express, I do not have to wait for anyone.

Pay will have a return, such as one time of extravagance, for twice the disappointment.

Ugliness doesn't matter. Let others understand with your manners: you are still a person without connotation.

The female ticket suddenly became thinner, most of it was air leakage.

Don't always scold others, you are not as good as them.

Ugliness doesn't matter. Let others understand with your manners: you are still a person without connotation.

I can't be double faced, but I'm often stabbed on both sides.

In the adult world, nothing is easy except to get fat.

Where to see the best scenery on National Day? The answer is, circle of friends.

You can't have both fish and bear's paws, but you can be single and poor!

360 lines, each line out of bug.

The child is either stupid or not learning in the right way. Is it stupid to find the wrong way to learn?

In fact, confession is not necessarily a good thing, because it appears black hands.

You don't have nothing. You're still sick.

Don't be too confident. You may have believed in the wrong person.

You can't wake someone who doesn't return your message, but a red envelope can.

Gold always shines, but you are just a piece of fat.

There are two kinds of results of strong kiss confession to women, one is Pa Pa Pa, the other is Pa Pa Pa PA. This is the gap between loser and Gao Fu Shuai.

Less and less friendship, more and more reciprocity.

Although you are single, you are fat as two.

All roads lead to Rome, but some people were born in Rome

Ten out of ten are unhappy in life!

Although I learn slowly, but I give up quickly!

Enter the circle of friends of senior citizens to learn about the latest rumors.

Do not want to fall in love is false, no one is true.

Even if I scold you at ordinary times, I have to wait for me to beat you before I know that I have both literature and martial arts.

The world is so big, I want to see if there are plastic bottles.

Wine in the night, wine in you, you in me, we in poverty.

If you respect people one inch, he will get more.

It's been a long time since I've seen you, or have you turned a blind eye to it.

Since the back of the world, why turn around chaos Fanghua.

I thought I could get her by holding her hand, but I didn't expect her to be a thousand handed Avalokitesvara.

Show the best show at noon, because sooner or later there will be retribution.

Come back with me. I'll send you my wedding invitation.

Money can't buy happiness, that must be, your money is too little!

The three steps of meeting difficulties, facing it, dealing with it, abandoning it.

Come back with me. I'll send you my wedding invitation.

It is said that men get worse when they have money. I have been a good man for more than 30 years!

Although I learn slowly, but I give up quickly!

As long as you don't make a fuss, money really does everything.

Don't be afraid of myopia, because in front of you, there is nothing but failure.

If my life is a movie, then you are a pop-up advertisement.

You don't look at me usually to you, a look of indifference, in fact, I said a lot of bad things about you behind my back.

People still have to have a dream, even if it is salty fish, also want to do the saltiest one.

It doesn't matter whether you are beautiful or not. The beauty you think is the real beauty!

You can't wake someone who doesn't return your message, but a red envelope can.

There is a lot of rain these two days. If it rains, remember to take an umbrella, otherwise your head will easily get into water.

If people decide to abandon themselves, they will be very happy.

Life will make you suffer for a while. After you adapt, you will suffer for a lifetime.

I have a heart to get up early, but my quilt and bed don't agree.

When happiness knocks on the door, I'm afraid I'm not at home, so I've always been very homesick.

Weight loss is a big thing, let me eat first, and then plan well.

I know that haste is not speed. I can't eat hot tofu in a hurry. How can you say I have procrastination?

When you feel ugly and poor, don't be sad. At least your judgment is correct.

If you are ugly, you should read more books. In any case, anything else has nothing to do with you.

A lazy man's clothes are small, and his salary is naturally cool.

In the world, everything can be done, except math problems.

Don't care about the current trough. There is still a long way to go in the future.

Although you can no longer grow tall, but you can continue to gain weight.

All the people who complain about social injustice and system translate into one sentence: please give me money, women and social status.

I haven't been to your city, but I've painted your question.

The three steps of meeting difficulties, facing it, dealing with it, abandoning it.

Staying up late is not good for your health. It is recommended to stay up all night.

If you can't get rich overnight, two nights is OK, and three nights is not enough for me.

I don't know how many peaks you have to cross before you succeed. Anyway, you can't escape the two peaks sooner or later.

A man cannot lower his noble head, except when he picks up money.

You are the best! No, it's the fattest!

If you lend money to your friend, he will remember you the next time he is short of money.

An iron pestle can be ground into a needle, but a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. It's no use trying harder if the materials are wrong.

If you're OK, you can do it~

The biggest advantage of a blind date is that if the marriage goes wrong in the future, you can put the blame on the matchmaker.

I'm super fond of small animals. How to say, it's dundon.

Most afraid of your life mediocrity, but also comfort themselves that ordinary valuable.

After eating the bitter, I finally became a servant.

Don't wear headphones when crossing the road. In case of being hit by a car, the earphone will be broken?

Sometimes, if you make up your mind to do something, the world will hold you back.

If you don't cherish me, then after this village, I will wait for you in the next village.

Once I wanted to be a special person. Now I succeed. I am very sad and helpless now.

You feel lonely. It doesn't matter. You still have a cell phone.

Success is like a ghost, only others have met it.

There are things or people that you can't do without money. You have to have a lot of money.

If you still insist, you are not desperate enough.

You have to work hard to be worthy and used.

The world will not turn away from you. It will only turn faster and faster. After all, it is much lighter.

I'm not afraid to become people I hate. I'm afraid I'm not as good as them.

Sometimes, if you make up your mind to do something, the world will hold you back.

You think that the prodigal son will not change his money. In fact, the prodigal son may just go ashore slowly.

The Buddha always gives me a kick every time I cram.

To be a man, you have to keep the book separate, because you can't make a single moth at all.

Don't ask me what to do if I fail. Speak as if you succeeded.

No one can make you give up your dream. If you try, you will give up.

Why do parents only look at grades? crap! Can they understand the topic?

Do you know why so many beauties have lost their lives since ancient times? Because no one cares how long an ugly person lives.

During the interview, they ask you to have a chat. They really just want to talk.

It takes 99.81 difficulties for a good man to become a Buddha, and a bad man just needs to put down his butcher's knife.

Other people's bodies are full of talent, your body is full of pearl milk tea.

One meal is as fierce as a tiger, and the salary is two thousand five.

Try to get to know the people you hate, and you will find that the more you look at them, the more you hate them.

You are sleepy every day because you are trapped in life.

Excuse me, in dog days, what is the best way to relieve summer heat? The salary is natural and cool.

When comforting others, I just want to find a rope.

It is said that falling in love will affect learning. Does learning not affect love?

Don't worry, rich people don't have bad luck.

Don't always scold and hate that iron is not steel. You forget that iron can't be made of steel.

I don't know which link goes wrong. Is there a middleman who makes a difference?

You can be as lazy as a pig, but you can't be as lazy as a pig.

When you have nothing to give up, don't forget you can give up treatment.

I used to be poor but happy. Now it's different from the past, not only poor but also unhappy.

People need to work hard, after trying hard, you will find that you are really ordinary.

Do not eat fat Chinese new year, how can you afford to die of chicken, duck, fish and pig?

Always think of a lot of things in the early morning, and after daybreak, forget everything.

Your plan, like a snack, is a fart when you eat it.

I also want to be an elegant lady. Life makes my mother a shrew.

Every time you spend money, you say your wallet is bleeding, but you don't know that your wallet has lost too much blood and died.

Do things must consider the feelings of others, do not let them too happy.

What's the most crowded bus you've ever taken? Just passed by, but was squeezed into the car.

When the history exam comes, history will be rewritten by me!

You can be as lazy as a pig, but you can't be as lazy as a pig.

I have a heart to get up early, but my quilt and bed don't agree.

The idea of eating food is to eat more if it is delicious, and to eat more if it is not delicious.

The female ticket suddenly became thinner, most of it was air leakage.

When someone else goes to work, you make noodles.

There is no end to learning.

You can't sleep well by yourself, and you want to sleep with someone else?

You're a shredded potato. It's earthy and funny, and you're a loser.

It's the vending machine that leaves you a light in the middle of the night.

You are so good at comforting others. You must have spent many days comforting yourself.

Where are you stuck in the National Day?

Although you are short, your hairline is high.

I smile at the thought of you, my ugly face.

What good habits do you stick to in order to be beautiful? Insist on beauty.

I'm born to be useful if you're born with it.

Sir, you don't have enough money on this card

One day you will meet a girl who doesn't want your house or your car, and she doesn't want you either.

Who says you don't have true love, trouble is with you.

Horses keep their hooves, you keep their mouths.

After years of hard work, although there is no harvest, but you have debt!

Once in a while, I still have to go out for a walk before I know how comfortable I am in bed.

Food is generally more kind, because every day only want to eat, there is no time to calculate others.

I have a heart to get up early, but my quilt and bed don't agree.

The sky didn't fall what big responsibility to me, still bitter my mind, labor my muscles and bones.

If you don't try to ask, how do you know that you are not the result of your parents' contraceptive failure?

There must be fog in front of the mountain, and the boat will sink naturally at the end of the bridge.

You are my little apple. Oh, I hate it! I mean, I really want to cut you.

You're a stewed chicken, yellow, stuffy and rubbish.

It's money. It's like no one is short of it.

A girl asked me to borrow money for cosmetic surgery, which was successful. I didn't recognize who asked me for the money.

If you can't accommodate me, it means that your mind is too narrow, or my personality is too great.

In fact, you are not ugly, but you are not obviously beautiful.

Insomnia can't sleep, may be because your cell phone still has electricity.

It's said that since you got psychosis, the whole person has been more energetic.

Nowadays, some people eat by their faces, while others eat by their faces.

Talk about money hurt feelings, talk about feelings hurt money.

Quietly I eat, just as I quietly fat.

There are no unsolvable problems, but there are endless problems.

Don't look at others on the surface, everything is going well, in fact, they also have a smooth flow behind their backs.

People still have to have a dream, even if it is salty fish, also want to do the saltiest one.

I am a sauerkraut fish, sour and vegetable, but also redundant.

If life betrays you, hope is to sell by catty, after all, you are fat.

Work less money to come out to start a business, guarantee to let you, compensate all.

Three views are useless. You have to rely on your facial features!

People who have really worked hard will understand how important talent is.

Believe it or not, and return the whole wechat to TM.

If you don't have to blush, can I borrow some money.

It's too simple to kill an obsessive-compulsive disorder.

Do you have any good sports? "Escapism.".

The rich get married in the end, and those without money can only eat the soil.

Don't complain that the mobile phone doesn't use much, you are not the same, you are tired without doing anything.

After exercise, you will be surprised to find that you are just from fat to strong.

A lot of times, optimism and nice words can't help you.

When I was a child, I didn't like to eat, so I'm short now. Now I love eating, which makes me fat and short.

If you're not happy with your money, you're spending it the wrong way.

Others worry about how to make money, but I worry about how to spend it. How can I spend 20 yuan until the 10th of next month?

It's better to look for a partner. You have to make an excuse for no one likes you.

The corner will not meet love, only meet beggars.

You will never know which friend of yours will become the next wechat business.

Women pretend to be in love to maintain love, while men pretend to be in love to achieve climax.

Want to be your sun, warm you when you are happy, and die when you are not happy.

Dogs are man's best friends. However, dog's best friend is shite.

It is better to have the same beauty than to be ugly.

You're a shredded potato. It's earthy and funny, and you're a loser.

Although I look ugly, but bought beautiful clothes, I can ugly beautiful.

You're down. There are thousands of people who can replace you.

Don't look at others on the surface, everything is going well, in fact, they also have a smooth flow behind their backs.

Growth is the process of turning your crying into silence.

All roads lead to Rome, but some people were born in Rome

Don't always call yourself a single dog. According to your age, you are a bachelor. According to your IQ, you are a single fool.

The life span of mobile phone is 1 / 20 of that of human beings. Please put down the chores around you and accompany it well!

You look serious, like a film on the overpass.

No one looks down on you, because no one looks at you at all.

I have no money, I don't have a car, I don't have a house.

To be a man, you have to keep the book separate, because you can't make a single moth at all.

If Cinderella's shoes fit, they would not have fallen off. If the prince really loved Cinderella, he would not have known the girl who had danced with him all night.

God closed a door for you, will also add security lock, big bolt.

There are two tragedies in life. One is not getting what you want, the other is getting what you don't want.

Love is mostly unsuccessful, either suffering from the boredom of getting married, or the sorrow of not getting married.

All the people who complain about social injustice and system translate into one sentence: please give me money, women and social status.

Your complicated facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

Others use famous brand bags, but you can only use expression bags.

Meet the person you like to pursue bravely, so that you can know that there is more than one person who refuses you.

You don't look at me usually to you, a look of indifference, in fact, I said a lot of bad things about you behind my back.

Because of his introverted personality, he couldn't do it all the time.

If you think from the perspective of others, one day you will find that you have lost yourself.

The way you try to talk to him is like a shopping guide in the mall.

I'm not the child who spends 50 yuan and has to think about it for a long time. Now I have to think about it for five yuan.

Your face, a day destined, nine points to see the filter.

Along the way, you are willing to suffer a little bit, and there is no need to talk about many hardships.

I can think of the most accurate adjective for myself: fat.

Single hair loss and no money, running into the elderly.

Heart is higher than heaven, life is thinner than paper.

For ugly people, it is cruel to look closely.

If you see my face is not good, don't think too much, that is, you forget to give the red envelope.

What's the most crowded bus you've ever taken? Just passed by, but was squeezed into the car.

If you see my face is not good, don't think too much, that is, you forget to give the red envelope.

Why does God close a door for you? It's not because you are in the dark.

Three days are doomed, seven by hard work, and 90 minutes to see the face.

There is no high cold people at all. It's not you who are warm!

Although the brain and intestines look very similar, but you can't always use to hold shit!

Give up the word, it's easier to say than to do.

Failure is the mother of success, but I have failed so many times that I don't know who my mother is.

The corner will not meet love, only meet beggars.

Pretending to be forced is just a moment. It's eternal if you don't want to face.

If life deceives you, don't worry - take out your beauty camera and cheat life.

It's said that money is a son of a bitch, but he looks really good.

The pain of life is not because you have no money, but because others have money.

If you don't force yourself, you don't know what despair is.

Hair ten million hair, sleep first, stay up late without rest hair loss two lines of tears.

People often say, do not leave youth blank, so I blacken it!

Young people don't always think about taking shortcuts, parents are the hard truth.

After living for so many years, I found that the only thing I could stick to was to charge the mobile phone every day.

Even if you fail 99 times, you should try again to round up the whole number.

Xiao Ming was kept in the dark by his parents for a long time, leading to suffocation.

Rome wasn't built in a day, but it wasn't hard to empty your wallet.

Wake up, you are not bereaved, but the normal performance of having no money and sex.

Put down your mobile phone and go out for a walk. In the end, you will find that the mobile phone is still interesting.

Maybe sleep is the real form of human activity. No wonder I can't wake up all the time.

Winter is good, when poor, there is northwest wind to drink.

56 nationalities, 55 bonus points.

If you can't accommodate me, it means that your mind is too narrow, or my personality is too great.

Say in front of the mirror every day that you are great, and soon the mirror will become a great mirror.

Show the best show at noon, because sooner or later there will be retribution.

I make friends, never care if he has money, anyway, I am not poor.

Rich people are close to me, rich people are far away from me!

This is the worst year of the past decade, and the good news is that this year is the best year in the next decade.

After years of hard work, although there is no harvest, but you have debt!

If you look like a selfie, you don't have a boyfriend.

After learning a lot of skills, I finally found that the most useful skill is to be open!

Try and fail, it doesn't matter, try again will fail better.

If others work hard, you will succeed. If you try hard, you will have food to eat.

There is no chicken soup in the world. When the chicken dies, it is made into chicken soup.

Don't be afraid of myopia, because in front of you, there is nothing but failure.

The so-called growth is to hear the four words of rough seas, no longer associated with the sea.

Only when you ask for leave and deduct salary, can you feel your salary is high.

Failure is the mother of success, but I have failed so many times that I don't know who my mother is.

It is said that men get worse when they have money. I have been a good man for more than 30 years!

Try and fail, it doesn't matter, try again will fail better.

When listening to the results, you should use the right ear, because the left ear is close to the heart, and sudden death may occur.

You are not unprepared for everything. At least you are ready to fail.

In the last month, there have been thirty days that have been very rough.

Don't always be so narcissistic, beautiful woman looked at you more, just because you are ugly and unique.

Life is not only the present, but also a lifetime.

A single man is called a single dog, while a single woman is called a dog.

It's good to go to bed early and get up early, but it's really good to go to bed late and get up late.

They laugh at my ugliness, and I laugh at what they say.

After all, jellyfish have no brains and live for 600 million years.

It's not that people look down on you, it's just that they can't see you.

In fact, life is over after a certain node, we are just waiting for colored eggs.

When you don't have money, it's a curse to hear people say congratulations on a long life.

Do not want to fall in love is false, no one is true.

Love is a double-edged sword, one side cuts you very painful, the other side also cuts you very painful.

Gold always shines, but you are just a piece of fat.

It's never just today, it's your future.

I watched you walk onto the stage with my own eyes. I don't know if you are going to make a fool of yourself or make a fool of yourself.

Looking back 500 times in the past life, but in exchange for a sentence in this world, rogue.

From today on, I accept the torture of the soul from three aunts and eight aunts.

Everyone wanted to save the world, but no one helped mom wash the dishes.

If you work harder, you will be able to go crazy.

Since ancient times, deep love can not be retained, always routine win the hearts of the people.

You are in my heart, just like the stars in the sky. It doesn't matter if you have more or less.

Looking for her thousands of times in the crowd, suddenly looking back, that person still despises me.

Only when there is a long line in the station can we really realize that we are the descendants of the dragon.

The picture of my wife in my wallet is to remind me how I lost the money in my wallet.

Finally won 5 million, when the prize, smile wake up.

When you encounter difficulties, you can't remember it the next day.

Don't be too confident. You may have believed in the wrong person.

People who used to pour cold water on me, it doesn't matter. I will return it to you when I boil it.

Dreams still have to have, otherwise one day drink too much, what do you talk to people?

We work very hard to live like ordinary people.

Even if I scold you at ordinary times, I have to wait for me to beat you before I know that I have both literature and martial arts.

The only things you can get for nothing are age and fat.

With my qualifications and diploma, I will sweep the streets of this city in the future.

Although I don't care about you at ordinary times, there are many bad things about you behind my back.

The ocean is the widest in the world, the sky is broader than the ocean, and the examination scope is broader than the sky.

The most romantic thing I can think of is to eat with you and then you pay.

Why quarrel? Can't you sit down calmly and slap each other?

I have reached the legal age of marriage. When I go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get the certificate, does the wife bring it by himself or wait for them to issue it?

There is no end to learning.

When others say busy to you, it's TA who wants to leave time for more important people.

Others use famous brand bags, but you can only use expression bags.

When I woke up in the morning, I thought I had grown up. It was the quilt that covered me

When you are old and can't walk, I use my wheelchair to push you to the square every day to let you watch me dance with other old men.

The same is salted fish, why can others turn over, but you stick to the pot?

He tried to cheer up, but accidentally killed him.

When I woke up in the morning, I thought I had grown up. It was the quilt that covered me

Since childhood, I like to be independent, such as relying on my own ability.

As long as the Kung Fu deep iron pestle grinds into the needle, but really grinds the iron pestle into the needle, absolutely is the big fool.

Wish to have a heart, so as to avoid old blind date.

Don't look down. Your chin will show.

You can't have both, but you can be poor and ugly.

Every time you want to save money, that's when your IQ reaches its peak!

I used to eat on my face, but I almost starved to death before giving up.

There is no end to learning.

Want to fight? Mobile phone can be taken from your hand, even if it is struggling.

It's not easy to have a holiday these days. Even a holiday should be in the light of our ancestors.

What good habits do you stick to in order to be beautiful? Insist on beauty.

If you have difficulties, you should help if you have no difficulties.

It's the vending machine that leaves you a light in the middle of the night.

18-year-old do not use any cosmetics, 28-year-old no cosmetics.

Everything is going up, that is, people are getting more and more cheap.

Excuse me, in dog days, what is the best way to relieve summer heat? The salary is natural and cool.

Laziness is a good excuse to say that you can accomplish great things if you work hard.

You say you are ugly. I think you are not only ugly, but also tell the truth.

Life is like a dream, I have insomnia, life is like a play, I go through the gang, life is like a song, I am out of tune.

In a taxi crazy fart, can greatly reduce the probability of the driver taking you detour.

The Spring Festival holiday is coming to an end. It's time to take heart and prepare for May Day.

He was pulled out before he had time to get involved.

Give a lipstick to the girl you like. At least when she kisses others, she has your sense of participation.

Pay attention to details, start with small things, because you can't do big things.

You have never succeeded. What are you afraid of failure?

Why can you live like a mental handicap, and I can't.

Face the fucker's life with bullshit attitude.

People's heart is short of snake swallowing elephant. If you don't have strength, don't be tough!

You used to be my sun, my whole world, now think of it as a ball.

After the double 11, I changed from a bachelor to a single in debt.

If you look like a selfie, you don't have a boyfriend.

If you are ugly, you should keep fit, so that you can beat others when they say you are ugly.

If you really want to do a good job, the world will stand in your way.

I don't know which link goes wrong. Is there a middleman who makes a difference?

A man will die, either lighter or heavier than a feather.

You must laugh, or you won't know how many crow's feet you have.

The most beautiful word in the world is not that I love you, but that your tumor is benign!

If you are ugly, you should read more books. Books can't make you look good, but they can make you accept reality more easily.

After living for so many years, I still don't understand one thing. Why should the hook be hanged?

Your sister is a good girl. She has shared a lot for your mother.

You've suffered the most serious injury in playing football. It's your girlfriend who comes to the court to feed water to your opponent!

It's not easy to have a holiday these days. Even a holiday should be in the light of our ancestors.

If life betrays you, hope is to sell by catty, after all, you are fat.

Would you like to be my sun? Then please stay with me for 92955886 km.

The real warrior, dare to face the balance on the bank card, dare to face up to the number on the scale.

There is no end to learning.

Nowadays, some people eat by their faces, while others eat by their faces.

If you are lazy with me, you will lose because I am too lazy to compare with you.

Good looking clavicles are the same, and interesting bellies are bouncing around.

Would you like to be my sun? Then please stay with me for 92955886 km.

I don't want to get married and have children, which is my consciousness as a poor man.

You're not so insecure, because no money is the safest.

As the saying goes, a man without foresight must be rich.

I make friends, never care if he has money, anyway, I am not poor.

Ma Yun's success has nothing to do with his appearance, Jiang Shang's success has nothing to do with his age, and his success has nothing to do with you.

Although I learn slowly, but I give up quickly!

You say you are ugly. I think you are not only ugly, but also tell the truth.

Wearing white clothes to work doesn't mean you don't have to carry the black pot.

Life is short, and I'm fuckin 'lazy.

No matter what kind of alienation we become in the end, a red envelope can go back to the beginning.

I just want to reminisce with you, but you ask me whether I want to buy on behalf of others.

As long as you choose the right direction of life, it's easy to succeed. Let's congratulate as long as and very easy.

Even if the heavy rain overturns the whole city, the company still counts you as late.

No one can make you give up your dream. If you try, you will give up.

Up to now, only chopsticks can be taken up and put down.

I want to go to the cinema with my boyfriend. What's good for you?

We are unprecedented tacit understanding, suddenly you ignore me and I ignore you.

Use 2b to describe you. People don't like pencils.

Lazy and have a goal, is really miserable.

There's no hope to be a good man, and bad man is not good at it.

An angel will love you for me, then I will love others.

Why is heaven always jealous of talents? Because nobody cares how long a fool lives.

It's time for all contradictions to be solved with the four words "big new year's".

In fact, you are not worthless, at least in the summer, you can feed mosquitoes.

Growth is the process of turning your crying into silence.

It's too simple to kill an obsessive-compulsive disorder.

You are a princess by your parents, a princess by a man, and a beggar by yourself.

Don't lose weight. You're ugly not only because you're fat.

In fact, as long as there is no shame, many problems in life can be easily solved.

Poor you work hard! If you don't work hard, how can you be in debt.

In fact, you are not worthless, at least in the summer, you can feed mosquitoes.

Don't say you're a single dog. Dogs are dead at your age.

Use 2b to describe you. People don't like pencils.

Don't think the world has abandoned you, the world has no time to pay attention to you

For people like you, even if you put the word "local tyrant" on your face, others will read it in reverse.

Good birth is to succeed, and you are to live.

Don't feel that you have reached the trough when you are young, and you still have a lot of room to go down.

Give your dream wings, although not necessarily fly far, but must fall very heavy.

According to analysis, the root cause of extramarital love is marriage.

The world is so big that I want to see it. How far can you walk with such a small purse?

There's no hope to be a good man, and bad man is not good at it.

Secret love is that you build a castle for him in your heart, but he doesn't even want to enter the door.

If you're not happy with your money, you're spending it the wrong way.

I really want to sell the house and travel around the world, but the landlord doesn't agree.

In the face of difficulties, if you persist for a while, you will get used to it.

Like a person is not hidden, even if hiding in the closet, or her husband will find out.

The so-called growth is to hear the four words of rough seas, no longer associated with the sea.

Others have backgrounds, but I only have my back.

There are two kinds of people in the world, one is you, the other is like you.

Lazy and have a goal, is really miserable.

56 nationalities, 55 bonus points.

Never give up, once you start to give up, you will find very happy

Are you in love? Let's just say there's no such thing. You can cleverly cover up facts that didn't exist in the past.

When you encounter difficulties, you can't remember it the next day.

If no one holds hands, I carry my pocket.

Don't set the bank card password as your girlfriend's birthday, or you'll have to change it.

All roads lead to Rome, but some people were born in Rome

When I can cash out the money in my head.

Only when you have suffered from bitterness can you know that there is no bitterness, only more bitterness.

Years let me know, in addition to express, I do not have to wait for anyone.

Don't talk about love at first sight, but it's just the color.

It's not that you don't care, it's that they don't care.

My hobbies are divided into dynamic and static, dynamic is turning over, static is sleeping.

The creditor is the one who will not abandon you even if you are broke.

Why do you want to sleep in school? Because school is where dreams begin.

The difference between a man and a pig is that a pig is always a pig, while a man is sometimes not a man.

Don't look down. Your chin will show.

If you want to be beautiful, you should sleep more. If you are sleepy, you will feel beautiful.

I don't swear, that's because I have a strong practical ability.

Leaders say hard work will mature faster, so now I look older than them.

Your sister is a good girl. She has shared a lot for your mother.

If you want small profits, you can't achieve great things.

Nothing lasts forever, but you can.

As long as the express is still on the way, I feel that this life is still a little hopeful.

One day you will meet a girl who doesn't want your house or your car, and she doesn't want you either.

It doesn't matter if you say something wrong, you will continue to say it wrong.

I am ugly, is to reduce the image quality and improve performance, why my life is still so card?

One day you will meet a girl who doesn't want your house or your car, and she doesn't want you either.

What good habits do you stick to in order to be beautiful? Insist on beauty.

Every time I look at the poor travel log, I feel that I don't want to be poor.

People like to be with you in order to show their good looks.

The only thing more terrible than loneliness is to be known that you are lonely.

People think I don't have friends. In fact, I really don't have friends.

There must be fog in front of the mountain, and the boat will sink naturally at the end of the bridge.

God closed a door for you, will also add security lock, big bolt.

It is better to have the same beauty than to be ugly.

Do not eat fat Chinese new year, how can you afford to die of chicken, duck, fish and pig?

Looking back on the past, I didn't even go straight once.

Staying up late is not good for your health. It is recommended to stay up all night.

During the interview, they ask you to have a chat. They really just want to talk.

You can't have both fish and bear's paws, but you can be single and poor!

It's not that people look down on you, it's just that they can't see you.

This year, which has not broken up the love, only does not hurt the hand Libai. You have to be open-minded.

Life is like water in a sponge. As long as you don't want to squeeze, it will evaporate one day.

It's not how many backstage you have, but how many people you can be!

Many things in the world will become better as time goes by, for example, your fat will eventually become good fat.

If you don't do something useless, why do you have a long life?

I was poor before I was 38, but after that, I will get used to it!

You can't do it at two, neither this nor that.

Homesickness is a small ticket. I am at this end and the yellow cattle is at that end.

No one is afraid of anything. I have a partner. I have never won chess.

Salted fish turn over to get a thorough sun exposure. You turn over because your hands are numb.

Do you have any good sports? "Escapism.".

There is no love or hatred for no reason in the world, but TM is fat for no reason!

I never bully the weak. Before I bullied him, I didn't know he was weaker than me.

Come to me when you have no money. Let me tell you how to live without money.

If life deceives you, don't be sad, don't be anxious, life will continue to deceive you.

All your sorrow comes from your balance.

When the history exam comes, history will be rewritten by me!

People who have really worked hard know that the gap in IQ is insurmountable.

I miss you so much, the first sentence is false, the second sentence is also false.

Every time I see you wearing silk stockings, I have an indescribable feeling, that is, radish wrapped in plastic wrap.

The ocean is the widest in the world, the sky is broader than the ocean, and the examination scope is broader than the sky.

There are things or people that you can't do without money. You have to have a lot of money.

You think your boyfriend is a cash machine, but it turns out that there are ten machines and nine and a half are deposit machines.

If you can't rob others, you can't do it on singles day.

Every time I see you wearing silk stockings, I have an indescribable feeling, that is, radish wrapped in plastic wrap.

Who said you have no perseverance, single this matter, you did not insist for decades?

If you help a friend who is in urgent need of money, he will remember you the next time he needs money.

At present, the most reliable way to get rich is to demolish your house.

Most afraid of your life mediocrity, but also comfort themselves that ordinary valuable.

Those who look good may not be good people. They may also be fraud groups.

You can't wake someone who doesn't return your message, but a red envelope can.

There are things or people that you can't do without money. You have to have a lot of money.

Some people smile very good-looking, you are very funny.

You can be as lazy as a pig, but you can't be as lazy as a pig.

In fact, what you hate is not square dancing, but square dancing aunts.

Only when there is a long line in the station can we really realize that we are the descendants of the dragon.

The reason why you drink chicken soup is that the meat has been eaten up by others.

There is a strong desire to learn, fortunately I have strong self-control, pressure down.

I found that I can coax a girl to sleep. As soon as I send a message, the girl says I'm going to bed.

Why is heaven always jealous of talents? Because nobody cares how long a fool lives.

There is nothing difficult in the world, but to be afraid of the rich.

When you see me staring at you all the way, don't think I'm interested in you. I really can't see who you are.

Ma Yun's success has nothing to do with his appearance, Jiang Shang's success has nothing to do with his age, and his success has nothing to do with you.

A fierce look at you is not good, take a closer look, it is better than a fierce look.

When I was young, I thought money was everything. Now I know when I am old, it's true.

If you can't get rich overnight, two nights is OK, and three nights is not enough for me.

We are good friends. If you fall down, I will help you up, but when I finish laughing.

There are two kinds of people in the world, one is you, the other is like you.

After so long efforts, if you have a little talent, it's time to show some signs of success.

It's better not to talk and look like a fool than to open your mouth to prove that you are.

I wish my wallet could be as thick as my cheek one day.

When others see you, they say you are a student, not because you look young, but because of the dirt you wear!

Every time I look at the poor travel log, I feel that I don't want to be poor.

You can touch your whole body from top to bottom, which is the only station security inspector.

Opportunities are always left to those who have the heart and the face.

Gold always shines, but you are just a piece of fat.

Don't look at my indifference to you at ordinary times. In fact, I look forward to your accident every day in private!

Sleep until hand cramps, count money to wake up naturally.

Always repeating, especially mistakes!

Welcome the God of wealth on the fifth day of the first month. It's all about the rich. Wash and sleep.

It's not my fault to look ugly. It's just that I was in such a hurry when I landed that I didn't rush to dress up.

It takes three hours for you to pick yourself up and get things done in three minutes.

If you want to buy a Porsche Cayenne, please tell me where your money comes from!

I don't know much about music, so sometimes it's unreliable and sometimes out of tune.

I also want to be an elegant lady. Life makes my mother a shrew.

All of today's things are just passing away. From tomorrow on, you will be nothing.

To ask what money is in the world is a promise of life and death.

After all, jellyfish have no brains and live for 600 million years.

Don't always feel lonely, look at the circle of fat on the belly, have never left it?

You've suffered the most serious injury in playing football. It's your girlfriend who comes to the court to feed water to your opponent!

I smile at the thought of you, my ugly face.

My head is not empty. I'm a man who wants to do great things. It's just the beginning of chaos.

If a person seconds back to you, it can only show that he is just playing with the mobile phone.

Fame is like a fart. It's not enough to make a sound. It will stink for some time.

Don't talk about leaving everything to time. Time is too lazy to clean up your mess.

The so-called growth is to hear the four words of rough seas, no longer associated with the sea.

All stories will have an end, only life and you do not end.

I know it's not right to waste my time, but it's really enjoyable.

The only fair thing in the world is that we all die.

Don't think you are abandoned by the world, but the world has no time to pay attention to you.

When a relative asks about my grades, I will ask him about the year-end bonus.

If people decide to abandon themselves, they will be very happy.

When you feel ugly and poor, don't be sad. At least your judgment is correct.

Life is like a tea table, full of cups.

Some things are not that I don't care, but I care, what can I do?

You are always so stingy. You have damaged several doors.

The Spring Festival holiday is coming to an end. It's time to take heart and prepare for May Day.

I used to go to school with money, but now I work, I'm making money.

There are a lot of people who want to be assassinated.

If you don't do something useless, why do you have a long life?

I have a heart to get up early, but my quilt and bed don't agree.

People who have really worked hard will understand how important talent is.

Young people don't always think about taking shortcuts, parents are the hard truth.

If your boyfriend is obedient to you and never flirts. Maybe it's because he doesn't have enough money.

Put the right resume to find a good job, cast the right fetus, you can not look for a job.

Rich people are worried about taxes, and you just don't sleep enough!

If you want to buy a Porsche Cayenne, please tell me where your money comes from!

Your beauty is invisible to others, but your ugliness is clear at a glance.

In the face of difficulties, if you persist for a while, you will get used to it.

Meet the person you like to pursue bravely, so that you can know that there is more than one person who refuses you.

Nowadays, young people want to sleep all the time except sleeping time.

It doesn't matter if you are single. There will be a long time to be single in the future.

I hate flatterers most in my life. It seems that I can't be a man when I am with them.

At present, the most reliable way to get rich is to demolish your house.

Time is not to get up, but to see how long you can sleep.

Only a liar is sincere, because he is really cheating you.

There is only one life, but there is more than one life threatening thing.

The real food can be regarded as moon cakes.