He dreamed of walking around with his sword, but cancelled the original plan because he was too fat.
Three views are useless. You have to rely on your five senses!
There are more than eight or nine bad things in life.
You should be careful during the Spring Festival. After all, you have to kill pigs during the Spring Festival.
Only a liar in the world is sincere, because he is really lying to you.
Heart is a great poet, but mouth is a poor editor.
It's good of you to leave. Otherwise, I always worry that you will stay for dinner.
It doesn't matter who you are. What matters is what you want to do when you break into my life?
At present, the most reliable way to get rich is that your house is demolished.
People always die, either poor or dead.
I picked up a magic lamp and wished I could find my girlfriend before I died. As a result, I got eternal life!
Since you have already swept the world behind you, why turn around and mess around.
The one with wings may not be an angel, but a thunderbolt.
Those who don't make money say they are starting a business.
Despair is not in a certain moment, but in every moment.
All roads lead to Rome, but some people were born in Rome
Life is not only the immediate pressure, but also the disaster behind it.
There is no news that cannot be seen, only those who do not want to return.
A girl who likes to laugh is not too unlucky, but can a girl who is unlucky still laugh?
Life begins to put pickled peppers on my chicken paws!
Heart is a great poet, but mouth is a poor editor.
I had schizophrenia, but now we have recovered.
Shushan has its own way. It's your fault that you don't have a rich life.
Don't be too confident. You may trust the wrong person.
When life is too heavy for you to breathe, you must straighten your waist so that you will not look ugly when you are crushed to death.
Work, love and life are not smooth? Look in the mirror and you will understand many things.
Sleep more if you want to be beautiful, and feel beautiful when you are sleepy.
Give up this word, it is easier to say, but easier to do.
I examine myself three times a day. I have no money, no car, no house.
In fact, destiny doesn't like to joke with you. It really wants to kill you.
My hobbies are divided into dynamic and static. Dynamic means turning over, while static means sleeping.
When you meet a girl you like, you should be brave to express your love. Only when you take the initiative can you know that she has her name.
I thought I could get hold of my little sister by holding her hand, but I didn't expect her to be Thousand Hand Avalokitesvara.
The night gives you black eyes, but you use them to roll your eyes.
Love is a light, green to your panic.
Although you are short, your hairline is high.
Putting autumn clothes into trousers and trousers into cotton socks is the minimum respect for winter.
Why do girls have to compete with each other? After decades, they will all dance square dance together.
Everyone else's girlfriend will be angry, but your girlfriend is still inflating.
You are not so insecure, because no money is the safest.
What is powerful is not how many backstage you have, but how many backstage you can become!
I examine myself three times a day. I have no money, no car, no house.
Life is like water in a sponge. As long as you don't want to squeeze it, it will evaporate one day.
After suffering, I finally became a servant.
Pay attention to details and start from small things, because you can't do big things at all.
How great is being rich? Being rich is really amazing.
He tried to cheer up, but accidentally killed him.
If a person is good, he can do every line, every line, every line.
The one with wings may not be an angel, but a thunderbolt.
Believe if you believe, or not, and return the whole WeChat.
Don't think you are abandoned by the world, but the world has no time to answer you.
Always repeating, especially mistakes!
People are not boring, but lazy to be interesting to you.
I think there must be many people who love me secretly, because no one has spoken to me for so many years!
Love is a light, green to your panic.
All roads lead to Rome, but some people were born in Rome
Welcome the God of Wealth on the fifth day of the first month. It's all about the rich. Go to bed.
When I was a child, I was most afraid of dreaming that I would find the toilet. The most terrible thing is that I found the toilet without waking up.
A girl asked me to borrow money for cosmetic surgery, which was very successful. I didn't recognize who asked me to borrow the money again.
What good habits have you adhered to in order to become beautiful? Insist on beauty.
One of the symptoms of mental collapse is to believe that your work is very important.
If a person returns to you in seconds, it only means that he is playing with his mobile phone.
If your friends live a happy life every day, they will not be photographed and sent to the circle of friends.
When the boss uses you, you are a talent. When you are not used, you become a layoff!
The girls nowadays are so outrageous. They can't see the career line even though their neckline is so low
When can I withdraw the money in my mind.
Just because I looked at you more in the crowd, you thought I would sit on your motorcycle.
The level of English in primary schools has become more and more inadequate.
I thought I could get hold of my little sister by holding her hand, but I didn't expect her to be Thousand Hand Avalokitesvara.
Complaining won't change your life, but money can!
Everyone thinks I have no friends. In fact, I really have no friends.
If the word "give up" appears in your mind, you must firmly tell yourself that you have nothing, where can you give up?
The most romantic thing I can think of is eating with you, and then you pay.
I can think of only the most accurate adjective for myself: plump.
It's not shameful to sell your soul. What's shameful is that you didn't get a good price.
Stealing one person's idea is plagiarism, and stealing many people's idea is research.
Life is not only about the present, but also about the medlar in the distance.
If you don't give up one second, you will be even more desperate next time.
Compared with ugliness, it is not worth mentioning.
I work hard every day to prove to those who look down on me that they are right.
I mustered up courage to face the reality, but found that courage is really just gas.
Ma Yun's success has nothing to do with his appearance, Jiang Shang's success has nothing to do with his age, and success has nothing to do with you.
Suddenly, I found that the first thing to get up is to touch the phone, and the last thing to put down the phone before going to bed.
The dark night will never mistreat those who sleep late. It will give you dark circles under your eyes and a body that is about to die suddenly.
When you love someone, you must tell her so that you can know how much she hates you.
Why do you want to sleep at school? Because school is where dreams begin.
I wish to win a common heart, so as not to make old blind dates.
Only after hard work can we know that the gap in IQ is insurmountable.
Is there any good way to relieve the heat in dog days? The salary is naturally cool.
I don't even know a few famous brands. Sometimes, I don't know that others are showing off their wealth.
What is terrible is that you can't solve it.
What I said made you cry, please tell me, I say it again.
Laziness is a good excuse to say that you can accomplish great things if you work hard.
Tetris teaches us that if you get along with others, you will disappear.
Staying up late is bad for your health. It is recommended to stay up all night.
If others work hard, they will succeed. If you work hard, you will have a meal.
I have an early heart, but my quilt and bed disagree.
I looked for her thousands of times. When I looked back, that person still ignored me.
Rich people get married, but poor people can only eat dirt.
It doesn't matter if you are bitter now. As long as you are alive, something good will happen to others.
There is a lot of rain these two days. If it rains, remember to take an umbrella, or your head will get water easily.
Sir, the money on your card is not enough
Nostalgia is a small ticket. I am here and the scalper is there.
Although you are single, you are as fat as two people.
I work hard every day to prove to those who look down on me that they are right.
At this age, I can sing in your ears. If I like your body, I will give you bags. Only mosquitoes are left.
Every time you want to save money, your IQ will reach its peak!
There are no unsolvable problems, but there are unsolvable problems.
With you all the way, I am willing to suffer a little, and I will not talk about suffering a lot.
There are more than eight or nine bad things in life.
People who are better than you are still working hard. What's the use of your efforts?
If you still persist, you are not desperate enough.
Heart is a great poet, but mouth is a poor editor.
I tried to be an interesting person, but later I ran away and became a teaser.
My biggest shortcoming is that I lack money.
Go ahead with a smile. No one wants to go back alive when he comes to this world.
You can't even sleep well. Do you want to sleep with others?
Although you are single, you are as fat as two people.
I have a friend who stopped complaining and began to work hard. After several years, he still looks like a bird.
I don't want to ask you for advice for the rest of my life.
Your plan is like a snack. After eating it, it will be a fart.
Your vision is not limited to your living environment, but also to your vision.
There are two kinds of people who are the dumbest in the world, one is you, the other is like you.
Although you are short, your hairline is high.
If you like a girl, work hard to earn more money, and then pay more.
Who says you don't like sports? You can not only play football, but also play very well.
I'm not afraid to become a person I hate. I'm afraid I can't live up to them.
Tell me when you have no money, let me know that I am not the only one who has no money.
Come on, boys! As long as you work hard, your boss will succeed.
If you like a girl, work hard to earn more money, and then pay more.
Not because I'm cold, but because my hands are cold.
If there is no accident on Valentine's Day, you can live alone. If there is an accident, you can live in the hospital.
If you have a large amount of money in front of you and a fan, what does it have to do with you?
If you are unhappy, just go to sleep. There is nothing that cannot be solved by sleeping. If you are unhappy, just go back to sleep.
Becoming famous is like farting. It's not enough to make a noise, but it will be a long time.
The time is not to get up, but to see how long you can sleep.
No matter what kind of alienation we become, a red envelope can return to the original.
Are you good at any sports? "Escape from reality".
Young and young leave home and return home, and learn a lot of Sao dialect.
Many people like to make a mountain out of a molehill in life. In fact, it is really unnecessary to think about how to deal with a mountain out of a molehill.
Only when there is a long line at the station can you really realize that you are the descendant of the dragon.
Time is money. Am I wasting time? No, I'm just showing off my wealth!
After suffering, I finally became a servant.
Although I can't go on a trip, I have a physique of being fat.
Tell me when you have no money, let me know that I am not the only one who has no money.
If you don't get crazy, you will get old faster.
If my life is a movie, then you are a pop-up advertisement.
Why quarrel? Can't you sit down calmly and slap each other?
People have been looking for success all their lives, but more often, what they find is success!
No one cares how high you fly, but there are a group of people waiting to see how bad you fall.
If a person returns to you in seconds, it only means that he is playing with his mobile phone.
No matter how hard you are, you can't be poor. No matter how poor you are, you will be very poor.
Stealing one person's idea is plagiarism, and stealing many people's idea is research.
When the history exam comes, I will rewrite the history!
Remember to smile at all times, it will make you look like a neurotic who can't be easily provoked.
The night gives you black eyes, but you use them to roll your eyes.
When I was young, I didn't like eating, so I am short now. Now love to eat leads to fat and short.
If I can lose weight through my wild imagination, I may have only my soul left now.
There is no impassable ridge in life, only one ridge after another.
You have to work hard to be worthy and used.
When the salted fish turned over, it was still salted fish.
Failure is also a part of success. Where you fall, you are corrupting others.
Of course, money can't buy you happiness, but money will make you happy.
Every woman is looking for a man, and finally finds that the most manly man is herself.
It doesn't matter if you have tried hard and failed. It will be better if you try again.
I made a very risky investment. If I succeed, I can earn several hundred million yuan. If I fail, I will lose my money.
Life is like water in a sponge. As long as you don't want to squeeze it, it will evaporate one day.
Live a good life. Every day will bring a new blow.
You can't even sleep well. Do you want to sleep with others?
How touching it was at the beginning, there will be more than ten thousand disasters later.
When I was a child, I hated eating and sleeping. Now I think it's really cheap.
How many more tomorrow and tomorrow! Since there are so many, we might as well delay.
I have a friend who stopped complaining and began to work hard. After several years, he still looks like a bird.
Welcome the God of Wealth on the fifth day of the first month. It's all about the rich. Go to bed.
Don't ask me what I have. Tell me what you want first, and then why you need it.
Others worry about how to earn money, but I worry about how to spend money. How can twenty yuan be spent until the 10th of next month?
Choice is more important than hard work, so I choose not to work hard.
Is it a long time no see, or, turn a blind eye.
When I am angry, you must coax me and buy me food. I'll kill you when I'm full.
There is no empathy, it is all standing talking without backache.
As long as the hoe is wielded well, no corner cannot be dug down.
There is a long way to go. I will ask for help.
Good luck will come, but it will come to others.
Time will save you enough disappointment and tell you not to thank you.
Occasionally, I still have to go out for a walk to know how comfortable I am in bed.
I usually talk to others to save face. If I hate you, I do it on purpose.
Go ahead with a smile. No one wants to go back alive when he comes to this world.
When we meet the elder, it's not that we don't want to call him, but that we don't know what to call him.
People ask if you are in love? Just say no now. We can cover up the fact that we didn't have in the past.
Those social elites who are admired by everyone are not as good as you think. But it must be much better than you.
There are so many mental disabilities in the world, but you have become the best.
I lay on the bed looking at the ceiling, thinking about the ceiling of my work, just the floor of others.
I can't solve anything that can be solved with money.
Can there be an echo in your memory?
No reply from others. Keep waiting. You will wait for her circle of friends.
You are not so miserable. People who are miserable don't have mobile phones.
You are my little apple, I hate you! I mean I really want to cut you.
Although the brain and intestines are very similar, you can't always use it to hold shit!
Life is like water in a sponge. As long as you don't want to squeeze it, it will evaporate one day.
My dream when I was a child was to be a hero. I didn't expect that it would be easy to realize it on my mobile phone, and there were many choices.
The mistress is a good thing. She took away the dog that doesn't love you.
Do you live by the sea? Such a wave.
Success can be copied, but for you, pasting is prohibited here.
If you still persist, you are not desperate enough.
No one laughs at your dreams, they just laugh at your strength.
Put down your mobile phone and go for a walk. Finally, you will find that it is still interesting.
Failure is not terrible. What is terrible is that you still believe this sentence.
Don't care about the current low. There is still a long way to go in the future.
Wake up, this is not a funeral, but a normal performance of having no money and sex life.
Dreams still have to be there. What if they come true in the next life?
You are so good at comforting others. You must have spent a lot of time comforting yourself.
I work hard every day to prove to those who look down on me that they are right.
There is nothing in the world that money can't solve. If there is, it's your lack of money.
He who covets small profits cannot achieve great things.
You still have to have dreams. Otherwise, when you drink too much, what do you talk to people about?
Don't say you are a single dog anymore. Dogs are dead at your age.
The best you can do is not as good as others.
Stupidity is not so terrible. After all, jellyfish have no brains and have lived for 600 million years.
Whenever I take a brave step, God will timely and generously pave the way for me to go downhill.
Your beauty is invisible to others, and your ugliness is clear at a glance.
Five hundred times of looking back in the previous life, but in exchange for the sentence of this life, hooligan.
A real warrior dares to face the balance on the bank card and the number on the scale.
Don't care about the current low. There is still a long way to go in the future.
Everyone praises you for your beauty. There are traces of PS.
Your plan is like a snack. After eating it, it will be a fart.
When I left my hometown, the villagers never had a drink from a well.
Like a person is not hidden, even hidden in the wardrobe, or her husband will be found.
Journey to the West tells us that a teammate like a pig can make the team go to the west.
The stupidest thing I ever did as a child may be looking forward to growing up.
You are not choosing to be difficult, you are just poor.
If being rich is also a mistake, I would rather make mistakes again and again.
Life is bound to give up some people, not you don't care, they don't care.
I watched you step onto the stage with my own eyes. I don't know whether you are going to make a fool of yourself or not.
Suddenly, I found that the first thing to get up is to touch the phone, and the last thing to put down the phone before going to bed.
The ugly duckling can become a swan, not because he works hard, but because his parents are swans.
Don't talk about leaving everything to time. Time is too lazy to clean up your mess.
Some people appear in your life to tell you how deceitful you are!
I am full of longing for life. Life is far from me.
Spring Festival holiday starts from skipping brunch.
All roads lead to Rome, and some people were born in Rome.
Don't complain about the lack of power when your mobile phone is not used very much. You are not the same. You are tired without doing anything.
God sprinkles wisdom on the world, but you have an umbrella.
You can be as lazy as a pig, but not as lazy as a pig.
Talking about money hurts feelings, talking about feelings hurts money.
Many times I felt I couldn't hold on, and then I gave up.
My goal is to have a house at the age of 30, and now I am 30 years old.
I think lovelorn is not terrible, blind is terrible.
Only a liar in the world is sincere, because he is really lying to you.
We should help when we have difficulties. If we have no difficulties, we should help when we create difficulties.
Don't think that everyone around you is targeting you. When you think about it, the whole world is targeting you.
Women pretend to be in love by pretending to be in high tide, while men pretend to be in love by pretending to be in high tide.
Every day, I think about a question diligently. How can I get something without work?
Recently, I have changed from the bad habit of staying up late to staying up all night.
I don't want to raise a dog or a cat. I just want to raise you. After all, raising a pig can make you rich.
My hobbies are divided into dynamic and static. Dynamic means turning over, while static means sleeping.
Every woman is looking for a man, and finally finds that the most manly man is herself.
The paste is not on the desk, but in your mind.
Please cherish the person who treats you well, or you will not know when to meet another blind person when you miss it.
It's not that others look down on you, but that others can't see you.
Others have more money than you and work harder than you, but you are more powerful. You own everything by your own imagination.
Use 2B to describe you. People don't like pencils.
As the saying goes, a man who has no foresight must be rich.
Who said you don't have true love? Worries are with you.
Why God closes the door for you is not because you are invisible.
Every time I cram temporarily, the Buddha always gives me a kick.
I really envy your skin. How can you maintain it so thick?
Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately, it killed all the students in the end.
It is said that falling in love will affect learning. Does learning not affect falling in love?
The picture of my wife in my wallet is to remind myself how to lose the money in my wallet.
I go to work just to make money. Don't talk about your ideal with me. My ideal is not to go to work.
People who used to think that they depended on relationships must be very incompetent. After contacting them, they found that they were better than me in everything.
Nine out of ten things are unhappy in life, and the remaining twelve out of ten are extremely unhappy.
There is no news that cannot be seen, only those who do not want to return.
Good luck will come, but it will come to others.
When happiness knocks on the door, I'm afraid I'm not at home, so I've always been homestead.
If people decide to abandon themselves, they will live happily.
As long as the Kung Fu deep iron pestle is ground into a needle, but the person who really grinds the iron pestle into a needle is absolutely a fool.
The moon represents my heart, pitted and cold?
When I was young, I was taught not to spend money indiscriminately. When I grew up, I found out how to spend money indiscriminately without money at all?
If you like a person, you should confess. What if it becomes a spare tire?
The real food can be regarded as moon cakes.
Only when you eat bitterly can you know how hard it is.
I don't want to get married and have children, which is my consciousness as a poor person.
Another day has passed, how is it? Is the dream more distant?
Live a good life. Every day will bring a new blow.
Heart is higher than sky, life is thinner than paper.
Put down your mobile phone and go for a walk. Finally, you will find that it is still interesting.
Fat people don't starve to death. Hungry people are also fat people.
When the boss uses you, you are a talent. When you are not used, you become a layoff!
It is said that in 2020, I don't want to die to eliminate the poor.
In one's life, three days are destined to rely on hard work for seven points, and the rest 90 points depend on parents.
Becoming famous is like farting. It's not enough to make a noise, but it will be a long time.
Those who are good-looking are called foodies. Those who are not good-looking are called losers!
The ugly duckling can become a swan, not because he works hard, but because his parents are swans.
Why do you want to sleep at school? Because school is where dreams begin.
The beautiful leather bags are the same, and the interesting soul weighs more than 200 kg.
Yuelao, please lead the red line for me next time. Can you change it into steel wire? The old TM of the red line is broken.
People of the older generation often tell us to eat more bitterness when we are young, so that we can get used to it when we are old!
You can't do two points, neither can you do this, nor can you do that.
You can't always look at what you don't have. Look more at what you have. Forget it. Close your eyes.
Secret love is that you build a castle for him in your heart, but he doesn't even want to enter the door.
The beautiful leather bags are the same, and the interesting soul weighs more than 200 kg.
Some things are not a knot, but a scar.
Sister, you take the bow, brother, I walk on the shore. 99% of this sentence is sung.
Do you think it's better to bow to life? Life is about getting you down on your knees.
A full man does not know that a hungry man is hungry, and a hungry man does not know that a full man is empty.
A girl asked me to borrow money for cosmetic surgery, which was very successful. I didn't recognize who asked me to borrow the money again.
You can't ignore your ugliness just because you are fat.
In this final exam, I will tell you how many people there are in our grade.
In fact, many life problems can be solved without shame.
Commitment is like farting. It was earth shattering at that time, and then it became powerless.
If you don't play with your mobile phone for a day, you won't die. Your life is still alive, but your soul is lost!
Don't always open your heart and lungs to others. Some people don't eat viscera.
Have you ever thought about May 4th Youth Day and June 1st Children's Day? There are only 38 festivals left for you.
I wanted to enjoy life, but I found it difficult to survive.
Every day we should have new expectations, so that we can have new disappointments.
No cosmetics are used at the age of 18, and no cosmetics are used at the age of 28.
Smile when you meet lightning, because the sky is taking pictures of you.
When the salted fish turned over, it was still salted fish.
When you are in love, you will feel like taking drugs. When you break up, you will feel like giving up drugs.
When I was young, I was taught not to spend money indiscriminately. When I grew up, I found out how to spend money indiscriminately without money at all?
The time is not to get up, but to see how long you can sleep.
Although you have never been abroad, you are jet lagged every day.
Don't complain about the lack of power when your mobile phone is not used very much. You are not the same. You are tired without doing anything.
The best you can do is not as good as others.
Don't complain about the miserable experience of the present, which is far from the future.
Eat fish tonight. I think you are very picky.
Difficulties may be late, but never absent.
You feel lonely. It doesn't matter. You still have a mobile phone.
Sleep until your hand cramps, count your money until you wake up naturally.
Sleep until your hand cramps, count your money until you wake up naturally.
Everyone praises you for your beauty. There are traces of PS.
What is friendship? You have been mentally retarded for many years, and I will never leave you.
Let hard work become a habit, water the future with sweat, and then dehydrate to death.
I mustered up courage to face the reality, but found that courage is really just gas.
Watching the gallop that splashed me away, the labor thought that when I got rich, I would buy a raincoat.
There is no impassable ridge in life, only one ridge after another.
If your friends live a happy life every day, they will not be photographed and sent to the circle of friends.
The life span of mobile phones is 1/20 of that of human beings. Please put aside the chores around you and accompany it well!
You think you are a worm that can turn into a butterfly, but you are just a maggot.
If you think you are busy every day, it must be your illusion. Dogs must be less busy than you.
If I didn't have the ability to comfort myself, I really couldn't live now.
It's a fine day today. I've stayed in my room for a long time. I'm going to the living room to relax.
They said that the network was fake, and I laughed, as if the reality was real.
I always thought that I would step back, but I didn't expect to fall down.
Pay attention to details and start from small things, because you can't do big things at all.
Before doing the question, think about the intention of the question maker. I think he wants me dead.
As a typical failure, you are so successful.
Adults are not picky eaters. They will say that I am allergic to this.
When I am angry, you must coax me and buy me food. I'll kill you when I'm full.
Let's lose weight. It's faster to lose weight, faster to rebound, slower to give up.
I dreamed that I was taking a test, and then I woke up and found that I was really taking a test.
Although those rich people look beautiful on the surface, in fact, they are more beautiful in private.
They said that the network was fake, and I laughed, as if the reality was real.
A girl's introduction: a hooligan in thought, a good girl in life. However, it gives me the feeling that I am ugly and lively.
If you help a friend who needs money badly, he will surely remember you when he needs money next time.
If I didn't have the ability to comfort myself, I really couldn't live now.
Everything today is just a passing thing. You will be useless from tomorrow.
When I take off my clothes, I am an animal. When I put on my clothes, I am an animal dressed in clothes.
Commitment is like farting. It was earth shattering at that time, and then it became powerless.
Far away, in addition to the unknown, there is despair.
Nothing can defeat you, because you have never succeeded.
Life is like a dream, I lose sleep, life is like a play, I help, life is like a song, I lose my tune.
I think there must be many people who love me secretly, because no one has spoken to me for so many years!
Heart is a great poet, but mouth is a poor editor.
I made a plan for the holiday, and only finished P after half the summer vacation because of the lan.
There was no chicken soup in the world. When the chicken died, it was made into chicken soup.
What wakes me up every day is not the ideal, but the music of the square dance downstairs.
The stupidest thing I ever did as a child may be looking forward to growing up.
The world laughs at my madness. I laugh at how quickly the world can see it.
If I didn't have the ability to comfort myself, I really couldn't live now.
Can you be sincere to me? Certainly. I really don't like you.
You don't have nothing, you are still sick!
Who says I can't play musical instruments? I'm good at quitting.
God closes a security door for you, and also conveniently puts a titanium alloy lock on you.
When there is no money, it is a curse to hear others say that they wish you a long life.
Only after hard work can we know that the gap in IQ is insurmountable.
Although life is rough, I never yield to fate! I usually bend my knees directly, Orz.
Even if the heavy rain overturns the whole city, the company still counts you as late.
I never hold grudges. I usually take revenge on the spot.
Why do parents only look at scores? crap! Can they understand the subject?
People are not boring, but lazy to be interesting to you.
My lover is an unparalleled hero. One day he will step on colorful clouds to marry others.
Why do Chinese people have to choose a good day to get married? Because after getting married, there will be no good life!
The reason for being single so far is that it is difficult to start with acquaintances and to speak with strangers.
My future is a dream. What's more, I still have insomnia at the moment.
If you don't smile, you will be lucky!
Go to bed early, because the person you like has already fallen asleep with others.
You should be safe and steady, because you can't make any moth.
Empress Wu has proved that success has nothing to do with gender, and you have proved that success has nothing to do with you.
When you love someone, you must tell her so that you can know how much she hates you.
Of course, money can't buy you happiness, but money will make you happy.
Rome wasn't built in a day. Three layers of belly wasn't built in a day.
If marriage is the tomb of love, the annual celebration of the anniversary of marriage is a tomb sweeping.
Three hundred and sixty lines lead to bugs.
April Fool's Day is just a chance for liars to tell the truth.
If you like a person, you should confess. What if it becomes a spare tire?
If the world doesn't want you, you should remember that I still have you, and I don't want you either.
Emotion can be run in if you look at your face.
God has closed a door for you, and will add anti-theft locks and large bolts to it.
Those who can't go back are called hometown.
As long as there is an express on the way, I feel this life is still hopeful.
Every time a righteous person kills a dog, he is a scholar.
There is no obstacle in life, just because you have short legs.
As long as you persevere, those who laugh at you will be laughed to death sooner or later.
I saved dandruff for a year just to give you snow.
It's love at first sight. It's obviously because of color; Longevity is just a matter of weighing the advantages and disadvantages; Even the old age is due to habit.
Some people are beautiful, some people are ugly, and you are so ugly.
There is less friendship and more reciprocity.
People who can afford to eat bird's nest have good skin.
Nothing is difficult in the world, as long as you give up!
If you can't bear it, you can bear it again.
Life will make you suffer for a while. After you get used to it, it will make you suffer for a lifetime.
There is no empathy, it is all standing talking without backache.
It takes ninety-nine and eighty-one difficulties for a good person to become a Buddha, while a bad person only needs to lay down his butcher's knife.
I go to work just to make money. Don't talk about my ideal. My ideal is not to go to work.
Others have more money than you and work harder than you, but you are more powerful. You own everything by your own imagination.
There is no news that cannot be seen, only those who do not want to return.
Who says you don't like sports? You can not only play football, but also play very well.
Boy, what's wrong with being poor? If you are poor, you should also stand up and show others that you are not only poor, but also short.
Don't think you have nothing, at least you are ugly!
Although you are ugly, you think beautiful.
There is less friendship and more reciprocity.
From today on, I will be tortured by three aunts and eight aunts.
Squat down and touch your own shadow. I'm sorry, you've been wronged by following me.
You are my little apple, I hate you! I mean I really want to cut you.
Love you is not two or three days, but a day without love.
Making money is like constipation - it's hard, spending money is like diarrhea - I can't hold it.
I'm afraid that you will be mediocre in your life and comfort yourself that you are ordinary and valuable.
Gui is not the defect of iPhone, poor is your defect.
The pain of life is not because you don't have money, but because others have money.
Go out more while you are young, or you won't know how good it is to stay at home.
Entrepreneurship requires a sense of calm, because it always goes up and down.
Do you want to thin into a lightning bolt? The average width of lightning bolt is five meters.
We agreed to go to Baitou together, but you secretly baked oil.
Don't say you have nothing, you still have a debt.
When there is no money, it is a curse to hear others say that they wish you a long life.
Occasionally, I still have to go out for a walk to know how comfortable I am in bed.
Those who have really worked hard know that the gap in IQ is insurmountable.
Everyone thinks I have no friends. In fact, I really have no friends.
If you become a spare tire, please forget that you are also a jack.
If you don't cherish me, after passing this village, I will wait for you in the next village.
Stealing one person's idea is plagiarism, and stealing many people's idea is research.
Go out more while you are young, or you won't know how good it is to stay at home.
Some things still need to be persisted, such as sleeping, especially when the alarm clock rings.
If you work harder, you will be able to move forward. Life is crazy.
Rich people are close to me, rich people are far away from me!
The most brilliant smile in my life is probably dedicated to my mobile phone screen.
I feel that the most affectionate gaze in my life has been given to mobile phones.
It doesn't matter whether the twisted melon is sweet or not, as long as it can quench thirst.
The child is either stupid or has a wrong way of learning. Isn't it stupid to find wrong learning methods?
One of the symptoms of mental collapse is to believe that your work is very important.
Becoming famous is like farting. It's not enough to make a noise, but it will be a long time.
I have a dream, just a dream.
The way you try to talk to him is like a shopping guide in the mall.
There is only one kind of worry when you are not full, and there are countless worries when you are full.
How touching it was at the beginning, there will be more than ten thousand disasters later.
You said that ice is sleeping water, but I only remember the sigh that farts are excrement.
Intermittent reform, continuous mixed eating and death.
Don't always be so narcissistic. Beautiful women look at you more because you are so ugly.
There are so many mental disabilities in the world, but you have become the best.
I have a friend who stopped complaining and began to work hard. After several years, he still looks like a bird.
After a long time of not opening QQ, I found that only Tencent News cared about you.
Although I can't go on a trip, I have a physique of being fat.
When the history exam comes, I will rewrite the history!
Sometimes people treat you coldly, which may not be your problem. Maybe he just doesn't like ugly.
For you, removing makeup is also called money laundering.
The man riding a white horse may not be a prince, but a monk from the Tang Dynasty!
Every time I look at the poor travel log, I feel that if I am poor, I should not go out to surf.
I find that I can coax girls to sleep. As soon as I send a message, the girl will say I am going to sleep.
There will be many unexpected things in the world. For example, you think I will give an example.
In many cases, the face is not given by others, but lost by oneself.
After everyone's patient persuasion, I finally accepted the fact that I was a fool.
People of the older generation often tell us to eat more bitterness when we are young, so that we can get used to it when we are old!
Be modest, listen to others' opinions, and then write down their names carefully.
Success is like a ghost, only others have met it.
There are two kinds of results when a woman is forced to kiss to express her feelings, one is "pa pa pa", the other is "pa pa pa". This is the gap between Loser and Gao Fushai.
Research shows that people who smoke and drink all the year round have a lower probability of suffering from Alzheimer's disease, because the probability of early death is higher.
A full man does not know that a hungry man is hungry, and a hungry man does not know that a full man is empty.
Your smelly foot was bitten by a poisonous snake. After six hours of rescue, the snake finally came back.
When you are in love, you will feel like taking drugs. When you break up, you will feel like giving up drugs.
Only by carrying the blame for the leader more often will the leader treat you as a fool.
Try to understand the people you hate, and you will find that the more you look at them, the more annoying they are.
Although you have never been abroad, you are jet lagged every day.
In order to prevent me from spending money indiscriminately this month, I spent all my money in advance.
Love is a light, green to your panic.
I like small animals very much. In any case, I have them all at once.
Use 2B to describe you. People don't like pencils.
If you look the same as the selfie, why don't you have a boyfriend.
Finally, he won 5 million yuan. When he cashed in, he woke up with a smile.
Pay attention to details and start from small things, because you can't do big things at all.
Snow White explained that no matter how nice the seven little losers are to her, they can't be as good as a kiss from Gao Fushuai.
Ask Qu to be so clear, only poison soup and live water come!
Winter is good. When we are poor, there is a northwest wind.
No matter what happens, where you fall, just lie down for a while.
If you are unhappy, just go to sleep. There is nothing that cannot be solved by sleeping. If you are unhappy, just go back to sleep.
Snow White explained that no matter how nice the seven little losers are to her, they can't be as good as a kiss from Gao Fushuai.
If one day I disappear, even if my friends and lovers will not find me, the bank will also find me crazily.
You still have to have dreams. Otherwise, when you drink too much, what do you talk to people about?
There is no straight man. As long as you look good enough, you can become bent.
You can be an ox or a horse, but you should never be a Party B.
Only those who have worked hard know how important the background is!
Look in the mirror more often, and you will understand the reasons for many things.
It's actually troublesome to know strangers, and many lies have to be told again.
The night gives you black eyes, but you use them to roll your eyes.
Stupidity is not so terrible. After all, jellyfish have no brains and have lived for 600 million years.
Time has taught me that I don't have to wait for anyone except express delivery.
What does your partner call you? My partner told me to go away.
I always figure out a lot of things in the early morning and forget everything after dawn.
It's said that the Ghost Gate is about to open in July. You are not alone at all.
I don't know much about music, so sometimes I don't rely on music or tune.
If life betrays you, hope is to sell by catty. After all, you are fat.
The world is so big, I feel so unlucky to know you.
I am happy for you if you are doing well, but I am happy for the whole world if you are not doing well.
Although I am ugly, I can be ugly and beautiful if I buy beautiful clothes.
From a distance, I saw the long hair fluttering. When I came closer, I saw the old monster in the crouching groove.
You are just a sugar cane man. It's sweet at the beginning, but it's full of slag in the back.
What's wrong with you? You have to get sick in bed!
The idea of eating is that you should eat more if it tastes good, and eat more if it doesn't taste good.
Fortunately, you didn't wash your hair last year. Otherwise, you didn't even have oil in cooking this year.
It doesn't take much courage to leave home, but to go home.
Don't think that the world will turn faster without you.
When I think of you, my ugly face smiles.
Even if you sleep late, the person who will not find you will not find you!
There is neither the face that makes people fall in love at first sight, nor the money that makes people love for a long time.
I hate people who flatter me most in my life. When I am with them, it seems that I am not a man.
I used to be poor but happy. Now it is different from the past, not only poor but also unhappy.
After experiencing a lot of hardships, others are happy after suffering, but you have just come after suffering.
Everyone thinks I have no friends. In fact, I really have no friends.
How touching it was at the beginning, there will be more than ten thousand disasters later.
Failure is not terrible, but you still believe it.
You must laugh, or you won't know how many crow's feet you have.
If you don't smile, you will be lucky!
Birds of a feather flock together to get poor points, and the rich get married eventually.
I always figure out a lot of things in the early morning and forget everything after dawn.
Nothing can defeat you, because you have never succeeded.
Those who are good-looking can only be called foodies, while those who are not good-looking can only be called losers.
Failure is also a part of success. Where you fall, you are corrupting others.
I don't want to read, mainly because no one feeds cattle, pigs or sheep at home.
The rich get married, but the poor witness it.
According to analysis, the root cause of extramarital love is marriage.
Women who are happy with themselves are tolerant, men who are happy with themselves are poor!
I don't want to raise a dog or a cat. I just want to raise you. After all, raising a pig can make you rich.
Some things still need to be persisted, such as sleeping, especially when the alarm clock rings.
When I think of you, my ugly face smiles.
The most romantic thing I can think of is eating with you, and then you pay.
The reason for being single so far is that it is difficult to start with acquaintances and to speak with strangers.
Good looking bag for three thousand one nights, interesting soul wants car and room.
I don't know that firewood and rice are expensive if I'm not in charge, and I don't know I'm fat if I don't take photos.
You can be an ox or a horse, but you should never be a Party B.
A girl who likes to laugh is not too unlucky, but can a girl who is unlucky still laugh?
When you fall, there are thousands of people who can replace you.
Do you love your work? The work will wait for you there.
Of course, money can't buy you happiness, but money will make you happy.
Brain is a great thing. I hope you have it.
Life will not abandon you, but it will not let you go.
Do you think he likes you because he likes you? It's just a slip of hand.
It is said that a tired dog is not as tired as you.
I used to go to school to make money, but now I work to make money.
Everything is going up, that is, people are becoming more and more cheap.
Sister, you take the bow, brother, I walk on the shore. 99% of this sentence is sung.
If you like a girl, you should study hard to find a good job and earn a lot of money. When she gets married, you should pay more.
Death is not terrible, but the fear is that you can no longer live.
All your sadness comes from your balance.
Give up this word, it is easier to say, but easier to do.
At least in the summer, you are half as rich as you can be.
My principle, only three words, depends on the mood.
If you don't do useless things, why should you spend your life?
If you become a spare tire, please forget that you are also a jack.
You want to be rich? Just think about it.
Only after hard work can we know that the gap in IQ is insurmountable.
For you, removing makeup is also called money laundering.
If you are destined to meet thousands of miles away, you can also save money if you are not.
Snow White explained that no matter how nice the seven little losers are to her, they can't be as good as a kiss from Gao Fushuai.
All roads lead to Rome, and each has a toll station.
I changed her from a girl to a woman, and she changed me from a boy to a poor man.
I have an early heart, but my quilt and bed disagree.
Thank those who knocked you down, because you will find it really comfortable to lie down.
When looking for an object, don't just look at the other person's appearance, but first look at your own appearance!
When I think of you, my ugly face smiles.
Don't set your bank card password as your girlfriend's birthday, or you will always have more trouble.
Those who have really worked hard will understand how important talent is.
Don't worry, as long as you keep going downhill, you will never be at the lowest point of life.
Would you like to be my sun? Then please keep 92955886 km with me.
I know it's wrong to waste time, but it's really enjoyable.
People's hearts are weak, so don't be tough without strength!
I was poor before I was 38, but I will get used to it later!
Don't worry, as long as you keep going downhill, you will never be at the lowest point of life.
Why is God always jealous of talents? Because nobody cares how long a fool lives.
Face hardships bravely. Those who can't kill you can only leave you disabled.
I just want to talk to you about the past, but you ask me if I want to buy it.
Edison searched for the filament thousands of times to make you a durable light bulb.
After ten years of continuous efforts and struggle, I finally changed from an ignorant youth to an ignorant youth.
I was poor, so the National Day at home, to avoid a festival.
If you look the same as the selfie, why don't you have a boyfriend.
Do you know the difference between investment and speculation? One is Mandarin, the other is Cantonese.
How worried can you be? It's like a group of eunuchs going to the brothel.
Wearing white clothes to work does not mean that you can avoid taking the blame.
People's hearts are weak, so don't be tough without strength!
If Cinderella's shoes fit, they would not fall off. If the prince really loved Cinderella, he would not even know the girl who had danced with him all night.
If you are infatuated with a person, you must not be worthy of him!
The meaning that poverty cannot be removed is that if you are poor, stay at home and don't go anywhere.
Snow White explained that no matter how nice the seven little losers are to her, they can't be as good as a kiss from Gao Fushuai.
Do you want to thin into a lightning bolt? The average width of lightning bolt is five meters.
If there is no accident on Valentine's Day, you can live alone. If there is an accident, you can live in the hospital.
Why do parents only look at scores? crap! Can they understand the subject?
Don't always be so narcissistic. Beautiful women look at you more because you are so ugly.
Opportunities are always left to those who have the heart and face.
In one's life, three days are destined to rely on hard work for seven points, and the rest 90 points depend on parents.
Love is mostly unsuccessful, either suffering from the boredom of getting married, or suffering from the sadness of not getting married.
People ask if you are in love? As long as there is no such thing now, it can cover up the fact that there was no such thing in the past.
I hate people who flatter me most in my life. When I am with them, it seems that I am not a man.
As long as it is a stone, it will not shine anywhere.
To lose weight is to prove to my mother that not only fat can't find objects, but also thin can't find objects!
There are no secret admirers, but there are many people who want to assassinate.
Why do Chinese people have to choose a good day to get married? Because after getting married, there will be no good life!
I examine myself three times a day. I have no money, no car, no house.
Only the vending machine has left lights for you in the middle of the night.
April Fool's Day is just a chance for liars to tell the truth.
The friendship between girls is like a plastic flower, which is fake but never withers.
Some people have worked hard all their lives, that is, from the fourth class to the third class.
Who said I can't play musical instruments? How nice of me to back off!
In fact, destiny doesn't like to joke with you. It really wants to kill you.
There will be fog when you reach the mountain, and it will sink when you reach the bridge.
You feel lonely. It doesn't matter. You still have a mobile phone.
Far away, in addition to the unknown, there is despair.
If life is a movie, you are the advertisement popping up in the middle.
Don't always scold others, you are not as good as them.
Love is mostly unsuccessful, either suffering from the boredom of getting married, or suffering from the sadness of not getting married.
I don't know that firewood and rice are expensive if I'm not in charge, and I don't know I'm fat if I don't take photos.
The money for buying a house has not been saved yet, and we will start to save money for buying graves.
If being rich is also a mistake, I would rather make mistakes again and again.
If eating fish can boost your brain, you should eat at least one whale.
Say "You are great" to the mirror every day. Soon, the mirror will become a great mirror.
Don't always scold iron for not making steel. You forget that iron can't make steel.
Love is mostly unsuccessful, either suffering from the boredom of getting married, or suffering from the sadness of not getting married.
Boy, how about being short? Raise your head and let them know that you are not only short, but also ugly!
How can we meet a storm without experiencing wind and rain.
To lose weight is to prove to my mother that not only fat can't find objects, but also thin can't find objects!
People should have dreams, even if it is salted fish, they should also make the saltiest one.
I don't want to raise a dog or a cat. I just want to raise you. After all, raising a pig can make you rich.
No one laughs at your dreams, they just laugh at your strength.
Don't want to fall in love is false, no one is true.
When comforting others, you should comfort yourself one set at a time. When comforting yourself, you just want to find a rope.
If you still persist, you are not desperate enough.
Don't be depressed anymore, kid. You should be as lively and cheerful as a psychopath.
I have gone from nothing to penniless.
When there is no money, it is a curse to hear others say that they wish you a long life.
If you go out, you will be fat sooner or later.
Life is either this or that. In short, it is not what you think.
I just want to talk to you about the past, but you ask me if I want to buy it.
God closes a security door for you, and also conveniently puts a titanium alloy lock on you.
Have you ever thought about May 4th Youth Day and June 1st Children's Day? There are only 38 festivals left for you.
When quarreling with an object, don't investigate the cause of the quarrel first, but find out how he is emboldened.
Don't talk about being cheated. People at your age are customers.
Many people like to make a mountain out of a molehill in life. In fact, it is really unnecessary to think about how to deal with a mountain out of a molehill.
Don't think you are abandoned by the world, but the world has no time to answer you.
Escape can't solve the problem. You can't solve it without escaping.
Escape can't solve the problem. You can't solve it without escaping.
I don't know whether it is the love of others that is too easy or my own words are too hard.
We are good friends. If you fall down, I will help you up, but wait until I finish laughing.
I always figure out a lot of things in the early morning and forget everything after dawn.
The right ear should be used when listening to the results, because the left ear is close to the heart, which may lead to sudden death.
Even if you charge for two hours, no one will talk to you for five minutes.
Despair is not in a certain moment, but in every moment.
Thought has given us too much freedom, and we are dragging thoughts down!
Those who look good may not be good people, but may be fraud groups.
Seeing his back, he charmed thousands of troops and turned his head to frighten off millions of heroes.
My social phobia mainly comes from low income.
Life is different from riding a bicycle. Even going downhill will not be easy.
Journey to the West tells us that a teammate like a pig can make the team go to the west.
Heart is higher than sky, life is thinner than paper.
Research shows that people who smoke and drink all the year round have a lower probability of suffering from Alzheimer's disease, because the probability of early death is higher.
Someone saved your number to call you. I'm different. I don't want to answer it.
Believe in yourself. You can't do what others can.
You can't ignore your ugliness just because you are fat.
As a typical failure, you are so successful.
There are two tragedies in life, one is not getting what you want, the other is getting what you don't want.
When heaven was about to place a great responsibility on these people, he had to work hard first, and then heaven changed his mind.
It is not because we see hope that we persist, but because we persist that we know there is no hope.
Don't bow to fate easily, because when you bow, you will see fat.
What you have now is never yours, because you will lose it in the future.
Rome wasn't built in a day, but it's not difficult to empty your wallet.
When there is no money, it is a curse to hear others say that they wish you a long life.
Sleep until your hand cramps, count your money until you wake up naturally.
There are two kinds of results when a woman is forced to kiss to express her feelings, one is "pa pa pa", the other is "pa pa pa". This is the gap between Loser and Gao Fushai.
Crazy farting in a taxi can greatly reduce the probability that the driver will take you around.
We are good friends. If you fall down, I will help you up, but wait until I finish laughing.
I don't want to be the last one to let you down.
If you think you are busy every day, it must be your illusion. Dogs must be less busy than you.
Face hardships bravely. Those who can't kill you can only leave you disabled.
If I have something that you don't like, please overcome it yourself.
Last year, we set a target deposit of 30000 yuan, but this year, we still need 50000 yuan.
People should have dreams, even if it is salted fish, they should also make the saltiest one.
Go ahead with a smile. No one wants to go back alive when he comes to this world.
I just want to talk to you about the past, but you ask me if I want to buy it.
The Spring Festival holiday is coming to an end. It's time to take heart and prepare for the May Day holiday.
I don't want to get married and have children, which is my consciousness as a poor person.
Snow White explained that no matter how nice the seven little losers are to her, they can't be as good as a kiss from Gao Fushuai.
We should help when we have difficulties. If we have no difficulties, we should help when we create difficulties.
Time is like a chest. When you squeeze, you have it. When you lie down, you have it.
For people like you, even if you stick two words of Tuhao on your face, others will read them in reverse.
Running freely with the wind is the direction, but I forget that my legs are short and have no strength.
You have suffered the most serious injury when playing football. It was your girlfriend who went to the court to feed the opponent with water!
Although you learn slowly, you give up quickly.
Poverty has limited me so much, why not limit my weight?
The non-toxic body carries the toxic vaccine. You taught me to be strong when I was young!
Insomnia and sleeplessness may be because your mobile phone still has electricity.
What is powerful is not how many backstage you have, but how many backstage you can become!
If you live well, how can I sleep.
When you play with your mobile phone for a long time, you should rest your eyes and look out of the window to think about why you are so poor.
Whether it is a white hat or a black hat, it is not a good hat that will turn green.
I used to know nothing except reading, but now I know everything except reading.
I thought we could go to the end together. Who knows, you will take a taxi after two steps.
Do you live by the sea? Such a wave.
You can't break a broken jar. You have to break it hard!
I am typing..., which has given me hope and disappointment.
When you see others on their way to success, ask yourself if you don't want to be a stumbling block on their way to success?
Rich people are worried about too much tax, and you will only feel that you don't have enough sleep!
I thought we could go to the end together. Who knows, you will take a taxi after two steps.
Learning makes people happy; not learning makes people happier.
Only the vending machine has left lights for you in the middle of the night.
No, you can't. Only you can't
There are no unsolvable problems, but there are unsolvable problems.
People have been looking for success all their lives, but more often, what they find is success!
Becoming famous is like farting. It's not enough to make a noise, but it will be a long time.
When others pick up girls after work, you meet them after work.
Where there is plenty of grass in the horizon, they all grow in other people's homes.
How can you live up to the death of chickens, ducks, fish and pigs if you don't eat fat for the New Year?
It's not that others look down on you, but that others can't see you.
Everyone wants to go to heaven, but no one wants to die.
Heart is a great poet, but mouth is a poor editor.
If you are destined to meet thousands of miles away, you can also save money if you are not.
The one with wings may not be an angel, but a thunderbolt.
Live a good life. Every day will bring a new blow.
There are more than eight or nine bad things in life.
There are two kinds of people who are the dumbest in the world, one is you, the other is like you.
Don't always scold iron for not making steel. You forget that iron can't make steel.
Don't talk about being cheated. People at your age are customers.
Many people like to make a mountain out of a molehill in life. In fact, it is really unnecessary to think about how to deal with a mountain out of a molehill.
You are just a sugar cane man. It's sweet at the beginning, but it's full of slag in the back.
I believe you will not be knocked down by life, because your weight exceeds life's expectations.
Where there is plenty of grass in the horizon, they all grow in other people's homes.
The beautiful collarbone is the same, and the interesting belly is bouncing around.
If it can't be amazing, then it's so ugly!
Although I earn less, I save more. Yesterday Ferrari saved more than two million yuan.
You can find a good job if you have the right resume, and you don't need to find a job if you have the right baby.
Women conquer men with silk stockings, and men conquer banks with silk stockings.
No one cares how high you fly, but there are a group of people waiting to see how bad you fall.
Some people are beautiful, some people are ugly, and you are so ugly.
Work, love and life are not smooth? Look in the mirror and you will understand many things.
There will be fog when you reach the mountain, and it will sink when you reach the bridge.
It doesn't matter if you can't lose weight after a week of exercise, because you can't lose weight after ten weeks of exercise.
People are not boring, but lazy to be interesting to you.
You have to work hard to live, because only by working hard can you know that you really can't do it.
You can't wake someone who doesn't return your message, but red envelopes can.
Gold always shines, but you are just fat.
Is money really that important to you? I've been talking for more than three hours, and I haven't lowered a penny.
Don't say you are a single dog anymore. Dogs are dead at your age.
With you all the way, I am willing to suffer a little, and I will not talk about suffering a lot.
If life deceives you, don't worry - take out your beauty camera to cheat life.
When can I withdraw the money in my mind.
If you use it skillfully, you can save 80% of your life.
You must laugh, or you won't know how many crow's feet you have.
I can row without oars, I can sail without direction, because my whole life depends on waves.
With my qualifications and diploma, I will sweep the streets of this city in the future.
As long as you keep learning every day, the final victory must belong to the person who plays well in the examination room.
At present, the most reliable way to get rich is that your house is demolished.
Fortunately, you didn't wash your hair last year. Otherwise, you didn't even have oil in cooking this year.
Don't say sorry to me, because I can neither forgive you nor stab you to death.
If there is any truth in the world, it is deserved!
The rich man's DINK is DINK, and the poor man's DINK is called having no children.
Research shows that people who smoke and drink all the year round have a lower probability of suffering from Alzheimer's disease, because the probability of early death is higher.
Life begins to put pickled peppers on my chicken paws!
It doesn't matter who you are. What matters is what you want to do when you break into my life?
The only one who can touch your whole body from top to bottom is the station security inspector.
99% of the things in the world can be solved with money, and the remaining 1% needs more money.
Not because I'm cold, but because my hands are cold.
When I was young, I didn't like eating, so I am short now. Now love to eat leads to fat and short.
The real food can be regarded as moon cakes.
Only after hard work can we know that the gap in IQ is insurmountable.
Once we had poetry and faraway, now we just want to buy a house.
Don't lose heart. There are as many beautiful girls as there are stars in the sky, but you can't see them.
A person's longest love history is probably narcissism.
When I went to see the psychiatrist, the doctor said, "You are not depressed. You are really miserable.".
It doesn't matter if you have tried hard and failed. It will be better if you try again.
After living for so many years, I have never understood one thing. Why did the hook hang?
Once a dreamer, now there is no dream, only homesick.
Welcome the God of Wealth on the fifth day of the first month. It's all about the rich. Go to bed.
Come to me when you have no money. Let me tell you how to live without money.
Only those who have worked hard know how important the background is!
Is money really that important to you? I've been talking for more than three hours, and I haven't lowered a penny.
You can't have both fish and bear's paw, but you can be single and poor!
If you don't have to blush again, can you borrow some money.
Go to bed early, because the person you like has already fallen asleep with others.
Failure is also a part of success. Where you fall, you are corrupting others.
What does your partner call you? My partner told me to go away.
It's love at first sight. It's obviously because of color; Longevity is just a matter of weighing the advantages and disadvantages; Even the old age is due to habit.
Making money is a kind of ability, spending money is a kind of technology. My ability is limited, but my technology is high.
There is no cold person at all. It's not you who is warm!
Someone saved your number to call you. I'm different. I don't want to answer it.
Use 2B to describe you. People don't like pencils.
Even if you fail 99 times, you should try again to round up an integer.
An iron pestle can be ground into a needle, but a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. It's no use trying harder if the materials are wrong.
Your present life may not be what you want, but it is definitely your own.
If you want to buy a Porsche Cayenne, please ask the friends who bought it, where did you get your money!
Although those rich people look beautiful on the surface, in fact, they are more beautiful in private.
Only the vending machine has left lights for you in the middle of the night.
Some people have worked hard all their lives, that is, from the fourth class to the third class.
When I was a child, I was most afraid of dreaming that I would find the toilet. The most terrible thing is that I found the toilet without waking up.
At least in the summer, you are half as rich as you can be.
The stupidest thing I ever did as a child may be looking forward to growing up.
What I have thought about is illusion, but I have no future if I do it seriously.
When you feel that life is unfair to you, weigh your weight and look in the mirror, you will feel that everything is reasonable again.
Nothing in the world is difficult except for the rich. Birds of a feather flock together to get rich.
What is terrible is not that others fool you today, but that they forget you.
If you think from the perspective of others, one day you will find that you have lost yourself.
We should help when we have difficulties. If we have no difficulties, we should help when we create difficulties.
You are like my sunshine, which is dazzling.
The only one who can touch your whole body from top to bottom is the station security inspector.
Playing mahjong is three times short of one, and fighting landlords is two times short of one. Why do I still need one when I'm in love?
Beauty fades, but folly lasts~
Rich, full of fat.
A girl who likes to laugh is not too unlucky, but can a girl who is unlucky still laugh?
When you meet someone you like, you should pursue them bravely, so that you can know that there is more than one person who rejects you.
I see two things in your eyes, one is sincerity, and the other is eyedropsy.
There are two kinds of people who are the dumbest in the world, one is you, the other is like you.
Those who look good may not be good people, but may be fraud groups.
Remember to smile at all times, it will make you look like a neurotic who can't be easily provoked.
If you can't get rich overnight, you can do it for two nights, and I can do it for three nights.
In fact, you also have the ability to lose weight.
If you show respect to others, they will advance further.
Your good night just wants me to shut up.
The rich can choose to keep a low profile, while you can only keep a low profile.
Others save your number to contact you, but I am different. I save your number to refuse to receive it.
Now the tears are all the water in my head.
We agreed to go to Baitou together, but you secretly baked oil.
Others' life is full of stories, while mine is full of accidents.
Believe if you believe, or not, and return the whole WeChat.
Let hard work become a habit, water the future with sweat, and then dehydrate to death.
Of course, money can't buy you happiness, but money will make you happy.
I want to know you again, starting with your name. What's your name?
When leaders are in a meeting, we should keep quiet. It is impolite to disturb others to sleep.
Thin people can wear clothes out of stories, fat people can only wear accidents.
My lover is an unparalleled hero. One day he will step on colorful clouds to marry others.
This life is so hard. Don't fight too hard. The next life will be even harder.
Heart pricking? Does not exist! Where does the heart not pierce?
Spring Festival holiday starts from skipping brunch.
I have a dream, just a dream.
When the boss uses you, you are a talent. When you are not used, you become a layoff!
Money can't buy happiness, it must be that your money is too little!
The early bird catches the worm, but you are the worm.
The world is so big, you only watch in the circle of friends.
When you are in love, you will feel like taking drugs. When you break up, you will feel like giving up drugs.
At this age, I can sing in your ears. If I like your body, I will give you bags. Only mosquitoes are left.
What are you kicking me for?
Although I learn slowly, I give up quickly!
Life is about ups and downs. At the end of the day, it will naturally jump twice.
I have a dream, just a dream.
If a person is good, he can do every line, every line, every line.
Other people's money is outside my possession.
Good luck will come, but it will come to others.
Those who are good-looking can only be called foodies, while those who are not good-looking can only be called losers.
Your present life may not be what you want, but it is definitely your own.
Don't ask me what I have. Tell me what you want first, and then why you need it.
Making money is like constipation - it's hard, spending money is like diarrhea - I can't hold it.
The disappointments never let me down, and each time they really let me down.
I'm not Zhuge Liang, and I don't have a straw boat, but why do you keep coming to me?
There was no chicken soup in the world. When the chicken died, it was made into chicken soup.
There was no chicken soup in the world. When the chicken died, it was made into chicken soup.
Thanks to those who knocked me down on the road ahead, because it's really comfortable to lie down.
I used to go to school to make money, but now I work to make money.
I am good at shorting A-shares. As soon as I buy them, they will fall immediately.
What are you kicking me for?
Occasionally, I still have to go out for a walk to know how comfortable I am in bed.
I'd rather not talk and look like a fool than open my mouth to prove that I am.
You are just a sugar cane man. It's sweet at the beginning, but it's full of slag in the back.
Don't you fight? How do you know how incompetent you are.
Living expenses are like big aunts. They come once a month and disappear in a few days.
The premise of being cute is cute, not stupid.
We agreed to go to Baitou together, but you secretly baked oil.
If others work hard, they will succeed. If you work hard, you will have a meal.
Don't panic to accept failure, but feel it slowly.
Come back with me. I'll send you my wedding invitation.
If you lend money to your friend, he will surely remember you when he is short of money next time.
Knowledge gives you power, ignorance will give you more powerful, fearless and unpredictable power.
My principle, only three words, depends on the mood.
If you have a brain disease, you can be cured. How good you are! You have no brain.
Fat people don't starve to death. Hungry people are also fat people.
In fact, you also have the ability to lose weight.
Some people are four, except two, or two.
The difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, while people sometimes are not people.
The cold of looking through the autumn water can never be compared to the cold of wearing pants.
No matter what happens, where you fall, just lie down for a while.
It's not easy to take a vacation these days. Even the vacation should be in the honor of our ancestors.
I thought tomorrow would be better, and then I looked forward to tomorrow every day.
I will never be brainless and post my brand on the Internet because I can't afford it.
Don't think you can't insist on coming, you will insist on staying up late to play with your mobile phone.
It is better to be uniform in beauty than different in ugliness.
I'm not short, I'm just far from the sky.
Don't give up your dream, keep sleeping!
As the saying goes, a man who has no foresight must be rich.
It's actually troublesome to know strangers, and many lies have to be told again.
If you don't play with your mobile phone for a day, you won't die. Your life is still alive, but your soul is lost!
Success is like a ghost, only others have met it.
You work so hard every day and endure so much loneliness and pain. But I haven't seen how excellent you are!
Those who look good may not be good people, but may be fraud groups.
Others are just playing fat, while you are ugly and serious.
There is no straight man. As long as you look good enough, you can become bent.
Rich people get married, but poor people can only eat dirt.
Although you learn slowly, you give up quickly.
Doing the political examination paper is the time I lied most in my life.
This life is so hard. Don't fight too hard. The next life will be even harder.
It is also a betrayal of oneself. Some people become eldest sisters and some become young ladies.
Congratulations on another day. You won a prize. Another day.
It's a fine day today. I've stayed in my room for a long time. I'm going to the living room to relax.
The world laughs at my madness. I laugh at how quickly the world can see it.
If there is any truth in the world, it is deserved!
Life is bound to give up some people, not you don't care, they don't care.
Don't think that the world will turn faster without you.
You can't do two points, neither can you do this, nor can you do that.
Can there be an echo in your memory?
Why God closes the door for you is not because you are invisible.
Don't stay up too late. It hurts your phone to stay up late.
No objects yet? Would you like to introduce a good dog food.
Please don't call me a homestead girl, please call me Madame Curie.
Learning makes people happy; not learning makes people happier.
It's not easy to take a vacation these days. Even the vacation should be in the honor of our ancestors.
Life is like water in a sponge. As long as you don't want to squeeze it, it will evaporate one day.
After ten years of continuous efforts and struggle, I finally changed from an ignorant youth to an ignorant youth.
The broadest in the world is the sea, the sky is wider than the sea, and the examination scope is wider than the sky.
Suddenly, I found that the first thing to get up is to touch the phone, and the last thing to put down the phone before going to bed.
The worst is never just today, but also your future.
You should be careful during the Spring Festival. After all, you have to kill pigs during the Spring Festival.
People need to work hard. After you work hard, you will find that you are really ordinary.
What does it feel like to be short? He wanted to stare at people, but he was forced to be cute.
Success is like a ghost, only others have met it.
If you like a person, you should confess. What if it becomes a spare tire?
Life is different from riding a bicycle. Even going downhill will not be easy.
The female ticket suddenly became thinner, most of which were air leaks.
Gold always shines, but you are just fat.
When others tell you that they are busy, it is TA who needs to leave time for more important people.
You can either work very hard or be very smart to barely live a mediocre life.
If you can't bear it, you can bear it again.
With you all the way, I am willing to suffer a little, and I will not talk about suffering a lot.
Everything in the world can be done in a hurry, except for math problems.
The girls nowadays are so outrageous. They can't see the career line even though their neckline is so low
You went home early these two days. Recently, you stole many pigs. I'm afraid you will have an accident.
If it can't be amazing, then it's so ugly!
Your father must work very hard to make you look effortless.
People are not boring, but lazy to be interesting to you.
The child is either stupid or has a wrong way of learning. Isn't it stupid to find wrong learning methods?
Choice is more important than hard work, so I choose not to work hard.
Don't always call yourself a single dog. You are a single turtle according to your age and a single fool according to your IQ.
I used to live on my face, but I almost starved to death before giving up.
Love is a light, green to your panic.
If the world doesn't want you, you should remember that I still have you, and I don't want you either.
I believe you will not be knocked down by life, because your weight exceeds life's expectations.
As long as the Kung Fu deep iron pestle is ground into a needle, but the person who really grinds the iron pestle into a needle is absolutely a fool.
Entrepreneurship requires a sense of calm, because it always goes up and down.
Although others seem to have been plain sailing, they are actually plain sailing behind their backs.
If marriage is the tomb of love, the annual celebration of the anniversary of marriage is a tomb sweeping.
After learning many skills, I finally found that the most useful skill is to be open-minded!
As long as you are willing to bear hardships, work hard, and go begging, someone will catch up
It's said that the Ghost Gate is about to open in July. You are not alone at all.
Nothing can defeat you, because you have never succeeded.
Only after hard work can we know that the gap in IQ is insurmountable.
He tried to cheer up, but accidentally killed him.
How can we meet a storm without experiencing wind and rain.
Work hard, every difficulty will overcome me.
If life betrays you, hope is to sell by catty. After all, you are fat.
I'm not short, I'm just far from the sky.
The world is fair. People who are busier than you earn more than you, and people who are busier than you earn less than you.
He who covets small profits cannot achieve great things.
After a long time of not opening QQ, I found that only Tencent News cared about you.
You think that the prodigal son will not change his money when he returns. In fact, the prodigal son may just go ashore slowly.
I hate two kinds of people most when driving. One is the person who likes to jam, the other is the person who doesn't let me jam.
Some young people create their own image of high-end income through high-end consumption.
Some people have a shiny surface, but in fact, the boat socks have slipped to the foot plate.
When I was a child, I hated eating and sleeping. Now I think it's really cheap.
You have to work hard to be worthy and used.
When you fall, there are thousands of people who can replace you.
I never bullied the weak. Before I bullied him, I didn't know he was weaker than me.
Winter is good. When we are poor, there is a northwest wind.
You will never know which of your friends will become the next WeChat business.
What about hair loss? You should eat healthily and keep a good attitude, so you can accept this fact.
Twenty years ago, stupid children who ate raccoons and didn't collect all the cards still couldn't collect all the five blessings.
If you work harder, you will get more blows.
My friend said he would lend you 20 yuan. After borrowing the money, I learned that some people will live forever.
Don't be depressed anymore, kid. You should be as lively and cheerful as a psychopath.
He dreamed of walking around with his sword, but cancelled the original plan because he was too fat.
Mass blessings and single digit red envelopes are soulless.
Although the brain and intestines are very similar, you can't always use it to hold shit!
Making money is a kind of ability, spending money is a kind of technology. My ability is limited, but my technology is high.
If you think from the perspective of others, one day you will find that you have lost yourself.
Nothing can defeat you, because you have never succeeded.
Until now, the only thing that can be taken up and put down is chopsticks.
You are not walking on the road of Niu B, but still walking on the road of pretending to be forced.
Don't feel that you have reached a low point at a young age, and you still have a lot of room for decline.
No one can make you give up your dream. If you try it yourself, you will give up.
Brother listened to my advice, and the game can be played again without it, and the daughter-in-law can play all the time without it.
Where there is a long way to go, waving is to leave the tea cool.
Boy, what's wrong with being poor? If you are poor, you should also stand up and show others that you are not only poor, but also short.
You met love around the corner, but have you ever thought of each other? He met a ghost around the corner.
You work so hard every day and endure so much loneliness and pain. But I haven't seen how excellent you are!
If Cinderella's shoes fit, they would not fall off. If the prince really loved Cinderella, he would not even know the girl who had danced with him all night.
When I think of you, my ugly face smiles.
Today is New Year's Eve. Come here and give you your favorite swan meat.
If I can lose weight through my wild imagination, I may have only my soul left now.
In order to prevent me from spending money indiscriminately this month, I spent all my money in advance.
Others save your number to contact you, but I am different. I save your number to refuse to receive it.
There is no impassable ridge in life, only impassable ridge.
Everyone else's girlfriend will be angry, but your girlfriend is still inflating.
I have reached the legal age for marriage. When I went to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get the certificate, did my wife bring it or wait for them to send it?
I have a friend who stopped complaining and began to work hard. After several years, he still looks like a bird.
Is money really that important to you? I've been talking for more than three hours, and I haven't lowered a penny.
Do you think today is the worst day? Tomorrow will change your opinion.
If you work hard enough for a long time, you can fail more thoroughly.
Women who are happy with themselves are tolerant, men who are happy with themselves are poor!
Far away, in addition to the unknown, there is despair.
Don't lose heart. There are as many beautiful girls as there are stars in the sky, but you can't see them.
When God closes a door for you, he will also close the window for you.
Your complicated facial features can't hide your simple IQ.
Sharing weal and woe, you don't accompany, who are you?
Autumn is the harvest season. The harvest of others is success and happiness. Your harvest is to realize that not everyone will be successful and happy.
The mistress is a good thing. She took away the dog that doesn't love you.
Even if you sleep late, the person who will not find you will not find you!
I picked up a magic lamp and wished I could find my girlfriend before I died. As a result, I got eternal life!
Everyone thinks I have no friends. In fact, I really have no friends.
Rome wasn't built in a day, but it's not difficult to empty your wallet.
A full man does not know that a hungry man is hungry, and a hungry man does not know that a full man is empty.
Always repeating, especially mistakes!
You are a serious person. You help others conscientiously and try all the mistakes.
People who are better than you are still working hard. What's the use of your efforts?
You can't always look at what you don't have. Look more at what you have. Forget it. Close your eyes.
You are just a potato silk. You are dirt, funny and loser.
Enter the elder friend circle to learn the latest rumors.
Twenty years ago, stupid children who ate raccoons and didn't collect all the cards still couldn't collect all the five blessings.
Who says I can't play musical instruments? I'm good at quitting.
Although money is hard to earn, it is easy to spend.
Some things are not a knot, but a scar.
Stealing one person's idea is plagiarism, and stealing many people's idea is research.
Don't say you have nothing, you still have a debt.
This life is so hard. Don't fight too hard. The next life will be even harder.
If you think from the perspective of others, one day you will find that you have lost yourself.
There is no end to learning.
You feel lonely. It doesn't matter. You still have a mobile phone.
There is less friendship and more reciprocity.
What I said made you cry, please tell me, I say it again.
I used to buy lottery tickets every day, but one day, I can't even afford to buy lottery tickets.
I think lovelorn is not terrible, blind is terrible.
If you like a person, you should confess. What if it becomes a spare tire?
If you don't leave, I will die.
Don't wait until tomorrow to hand in the job, and then find an excuse. Today, find a good one.
It's good of you to leave. Otherwise, I always worry that you will stay for dinner.
When you need help most, only ghosts will help you.
May you have wine, meat and girls in the future. Girls are ugly.
If you live well, how can I sleep.
The broadest in the world is the sea, the sky is wider than the sea, and the examination scope is wider than the sky.
What is more lonely than eating hot pot alone is that you can't afford to eat hot pot alone.
It doesn't matter if you are poor. Keep your head up and let everyone see that you are not only poor but also ugly and short.
We agreed to go to Baitou together, but you secretly baked oil.
Even if you sleep late, the person who will not find you will not find you!
Nothing is happier than sleeping late, except getting up late.
Where there is plenty of grass in the horizon, they all grow in other people's homes.
At present, the most reliable way to get rich is that your house is demolished.
Those who look good may not be good people, but may be fraud groups.
In these days, there is no love that doesn't break up, only a confession that doesn't hurt your hands. You should be more open-minded when things happen.
Nine out of ten people are unhappy in life. They have never met one or two people.
The handsome kickers are handsome, and the ugly ones are like shovel shit when playing golf.
You can be as lazy as a pig, but not as lazy as a pig.
Your complicated facial features can't hide your simple IQ.
When can I withdraw the money in my mind.
Can there be an echo in your memory?
Difficulties are like springs. If you are weak, they will be strong. If you are strong, they will be stronger.
Who says I can't play musical instruments? I'm good at quitting.
After nine years of hard work, I finally made up the down payment for the house I sold that year.
When heaven was about to place a great responsibility on these people, he had to work hard first, and then heaven changed his mind.
With my qualifications and diploma, I will sweep the streets of this city in the future.
The world is so big, I want to see where it is convenient to beg!
Poverty is only temporary, as long as you work hard, you will find that you will gradually get used to it.
If time can go back, it must be that you are dreaming.
No matter what happens, where you fall, just lie down for a while.
Crazy farting in a taxi can greatly reduce the probability that the driver will take you around.
Time has taught me that I don't have to wait for anyone except express delivery.
Where are you stuck on National Day?
It doesn't matter that you are short and poor now. You should believe that one day you will become short and poor
If you can't bear it, you can bear it again.
Only a liar in the world is sincere, because he is really lying to you.
You are always so stingy. You have broken several doors.
If time can go back, it must be that you are dreaming.
Don't say you are a single dog. In fact, you may not be as good as a dog
Making girls cry is a terrible thing, and making boys cry is an explosive thing.
If you can't get rich overnight, you can do it for two nights, and I can do it for three nights.
The world is so big, I want to see where it is convenient to beg!
The past can't be looked back, because you have no past that you can look back on.
Some people are four, except two, or two.
Even if it is salted fish, you are not the saltiest one.
Failure is the mother of success, but failure doesn't even have a boyfriend.
Can your play be less like your money?
When the salted fish has a dream, it will become a salted fish with a dream.
What is powerful is not how many backstage you have, but how many backstage you can become!
Although I can't go on a trip, I have a physique of being fat.
When I am angry, you must coax me and buy me food. I'll kill you when I'm full.
You think that the prodigal son will not change his money when he returns. In fact, the prodigal son may just go ashore slowly.
When you love someone, you must tell her so that you can know how much she hates you.
We have an unprecedented understanding, and suddenly you ignore me and I ignore you.
When I take off my clothes, I am an animal. When I put on my clothes, I am an animal dressed in clothes.
They are also salty fish. Why can others turn over while you are stuck in the pan?
If your friends live a happy life every day, they will not be photographed and sent to the circle of friends.
I heard that you are not as good as me, so I'm relieved.
When life is too heavy for you to breathe, you must straighten your waist so that you will not look ugly when you are crushed to death.
He dreamed of walking around with his sword, but cancelled the original plan because he was too fat.
You think you can do nothing well? If you are wrong, you can also be a waste.
Everyone else has the sour smell of love. Only I have the unique fragrance of a single dog.
I know it's wrong to waste time, but it's really enjoyable.
Who said I can't play musical instruments? How nice of me to back off!
I don't want to be the last one to let you down.
God is fair. If he gives you an ugly face, he will definitely give you a poor family.
This year is the worst year in the past decade. The good news is that this year is the best year in the next decade.
Good looking bags have nothing to do with you. You don't have interesting souls.
With a bullshit attitude, face the fucking life.
You don't know how to arrange your life. There will be many people who will help you arrange what they need you to do.
Since you have already swept the world behind you, why turn around and mess around.
Can your play be less like your money?
What can be solved with money is not a problem, but how to have money is your biggest problem.
No one in the world can live without anyone. Even a fish can be roasted without water.
There are many ways to destroy friendship. The most thorough one is to borrow money and not return it.
The world is so big, I feel so unlucky to know you.
Everyone wants to go to heaven, but no one wants to die.
After lovelorn, cheer up. After all, there is another scum man waiting for you.
Empress Wu has proved that success has nothing to do with gender, and you have proved that success has nothing to do with you.
Please believe me, every word I say is nonsense!
There is no straight man. As long as you look good enough, you can become bent.
In one's life, three days are destined to rely on hard work for seven points, and the rest 90 points depend on parents.
It's better to have a high vision when looking for a partner. You have to find an excuse because no one likes you.
You don't have nothing. You are still sick.
If I can lose weight through my wild imagination, I may have only my soul left now.
Life will make you suffer for a while. After you get used to it, it will make you suffer for a lifetime.
Secret love is that you build a castle for him in your heart, but he doesn't even want to enter the door.
I want to go to the movies with my boyfriend. Is there anything interesting?
It's a fine day today. I've stayed in my room for a long time. I'm going to the living room to relax.
Tetris teaches us that if you get along with others, you will disappear.
The creditor is the one who will not abandon you even if you break your property.
When you play with your mobile phone for a long time, you should rest your eyes and look out of the window to think about why you are so poor.
Looking back on the past, I didn't go straight once.
When heaven was about to place a great responsibility on these people, he had to work hard first, and then heaven changed his mind.
Nothing lasts forever, but you can.
Others care about whether you fly high or tired, but I only care about whether your wings are delicious?
At least in the summer, you are half as rich as you can be.
If my life is a movie, then you are a pop-up advertisement.
Seeing his back, he charmed thousands of troops and turned his head to frighten off millions of heroes.
It doesn't matter that you are short and poor now. You should believe that one day you will become short and poor
When looking for an object, don't just look at the other person's appearance, but first look at your own appearance!
People should have dreams, even if it is salted fish, they should also make the saltiest one.
Everyone likes to be with you to show their good looks.
After thinking about salary comparison, forget it. I don't want to live.
You want to be rich? Just think about it.
Others don't know whether you are good or not. Others can only see that you are short, fat and poor.
Can money buy happiness? No, money itself is happiness!
Those who have really worked hard will understand how important talent is.
Complaining won't change your life, but money can!
The world laughs at my madness. I laugh at how quickly the world can see it.
You are a serious person. You help others conscientiously and try all the mistakes.
If no one holds hands, I will take the bag.
Once the sea was dry and the rocks were crumbling, but it was not easy to get together and disperse.
No one looks down on you, because no one looks at you at all.
Marriage is the reorganization of assets of two families.
There must be pure friendship between men and women. Every girl I know says she can only be friends with me at most.
Nothing is happier than sleeping late, except getting up late.
It's said that it's raining in your city. I don't know if you have an umbrella. If you take this rain, it will be white.
Success can be copied, but for you, pasting is prohibited here.
Stupidity is not so terrible. After all, jellyfish have no brains and have lived for 600 million years.
I have a strong desire to learn. Fortunately, my self-control is strong and I am under pressure.
When you love someone, you must tell her so that you can know how much she hates you.
Maybe fate is holding your throat, just let you eat less.
Rome wasn't built in a day, but it's not difficult to empty your wallet.
They are also salty fish. Why can others turn over while you are stuck in the pan?
The idea of eating is that you should eat more if it tastes good, and eat more if it doesn't taste good.
The idea of eating is that you should eat more if it tastes good, and eat more if it doesn't taste good.
The world laughs at my madness. I laugh at how quickly the world can see it.
When you play with your mobile phone for a long time, you should rest your eyes and look out of the window to think about why you are so poor.
You two seem to be a good match. The garbage sorting of the old man is up to standard.
You two seem to be a good match. The garbage sorting of the old man is up to standard.
Life will make you suffer for a while. After you get used to it, it will make you suffer for a lifetime.
When you need help most, only ghosts will help you.
If you don't cherish me, after passing this village, I will wait for you in the next village.
Be nice to your girlfriend in the future. After all, she is blind and can't be hurt any more.
When there is no money, it is a curse to hear others say that they wish you a long life.
The child is either stupid or has a wrong way of learning. Isn't it stupid to find wrong learning methods?
Suddenly, I found that the first thing to get up is to touch the phone, and the last thing to put down the phone before going to bed.
After a long time of not opening QQ, I found that only Tencent News cared about you.
Before I met you, my world was black and white. After I met you, it was completely black.
It doesn't take much courage to leave home, but to go home.
If you use it skillfully, you can save 80% of your life.
For the poor, if life is not tired, it is not called life!
The best you can do is not as good as others.
As long as I eat fast enough, I will never catch up with my weight!
Love at first sight is beautiful. Deliberation is lack of money.
The most romantic thing I can think of is eating with you, and then you pay.
The operation is as fierce as a tiger, and the salary is twenty-five thousand.
Work hard if you are poor! If you don't work hard, how can you be in debt.
How great is being rich? Being rich is really amazing.
There is no hope to be a good man, but a bad man is not good at it.
There is no indecision, not because of counseling.
Once some people miss it, thank goodness.
The salted fish turns over to get a thorough sun. You turn over because your hands are numb.
You are my little apple, I hate you! I mean I really want to cut you.
If you see me looking bad on New Year's Day, don't think too much. You forgot to give me a red envelope.
When I woke up in the morning, I thought I had grown up. It turned out that the quilt was covered
People always die, either poor or dead.
Everyone praises me for being virtuous, and I can do nothing at leisure.
When can I withdraw the money in my mind.
If there is any truth in the world, it is deserved!
If marriage is the tomb of love, the annual celebration of the anniversary of marriage is a tomb sweeping.
When you feel ugly and poor, don't be sad, at least your judgment is correct.
With a lofty ambition, you can't bind a chicken with your hands.
Don't always call yourself a single dog. You are a single turtle according to your age and a single fool according to your IQ.
Women pretend to be in love by pretending to be in high tide, while men pretend to be in love by pretending to be in high tide.
I don't know how many peaks you can cross before you succeed. Anyway, you can't escape two peaks sooner or later.
Nothing can knock people down at once, as long as you are strong enough, it will continue to knock you down!
God didn't give me any great responsibility, so it still hurts my mind and bones.
There is no indecision, not because of counseling.
If you are unhappy, just go to sleep. There is nothing that cannot be solved by sleeping. If you are unhappy, just go back to sleep.
Generally, there is no love around the corner, only beggars.
As a typical failure, you are so successful.