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People still have to have a dream, even if it is salty fish, also want to do the saltiest one.

Intermittent complacency, continuous mixed eating and death.

A girl's introduction: female rascal in thought, good girl in life. However, the ugliness makes me feel alive.

What is the biggest shame in life? Cheating in the exam still failed.

When someone else goes to work, you make noodles.

Can you be sincere to me? Certainly. I really don't like you.

If you become a spare tire, please forget that you are also a jack.

I heard that you're not as good as me, so I'm relieved.

Fat people don't starve to death. They die of starvation.

I'm born to be useful if you're born with it.

If you can't be angry, don't be angry. If you can't swear, you can do it directly.

What good habits do you stick to in order to be beautiful? Insist on beauty.

In the adult world, nothing is easy except to get fat.

Only through hard work can we know that the gap in IQ is insurmountable.

Your plan, like a snack, is a fart when you eat it.

Do you live by the sea? This wave.

Weight loss is to prove to mom, not only fat can not find the object, thin also can not find!

Sharing weal and woe with you, who are you?

Congratulations on making it through another day, winning the lottery, another day.

When comforting others, I just want to find a rope.

You can be as lazy as a pig, but you can't be as lazy as a pig.

Tetris has taught us that if you're gregarious, you'll disappear.

Don't say you're a single dog. A dog can have three wives and four concubines.

If you want small profits, you can't achieve great things.

To make girls cry is a very seedless thing, and to make boys cry is a big deal.

I used to think that people who depend on relationships must be very incompetent. After contacting them, I found that they were all better than me.

Please believe me, every word I say is rubbish!

Don't complain that the mobile phone doesn't use much, you are not the same, you are tired without doing anything.

Please wear helmets when riding electric vehicles, otherwise, the students who drive Benz will recognize you.

Don't always feel lonely, look at the circle of fat on the belly, have never left it?

Your life, like your hairline, recedes very quickly.

Are you in love? Let's just say there's no such thing. You can cleverly cover up facts that didn't exist in the past.

There is no straight man, as long as you are good-looking, you can become curved.

Your face, a day destined, nine points to see the filter.

It doesn't matter if you are poor. What matters is more than one.

You are sleepy every day because you are trapped in life.

I'm super fond of small animals. How to say, it's dundon.

A full man does not know how hungry a hungry man is; a hungry man does not know that a full man is empty.

When someone else goes to work, you make noodles.

When you lose weight, you will find that your ugliness has nothing to do with weight loss.

Look forward to the cold of autumn, no matter what, forget to wear the cold pants.

You all praise the beauty, there are traces of PS inside.

Because of his introverted personality, he couldn't do it all the time.

Wake up, you are not bereaved, but the normal performance of having no money and sex.

Those social elites whom everyone envies are not as good as you think. But it must be much better than you.

Don't wear headphones when crossing the road. In case of being hit by a car, the earphone will be broken?

Hair ten million hair, sleep first, stay up late without rest hair loss two lines of tears.

Life, began to put pickled peppers on my chicken paws!

What is April Fool's Day confession, Qingming Festival confession is king, failure can also be said to be possessed by ghosts!

If you respect people one inch, he will get more.

Failure is the mother of success, but failure doesn't even have a boyfriend.

Even if you charge for two hours, no one will talk to you for five minutes.

If one day you find yourself rich overnight, slap yourself, wake up and don't be late for work.

Talk about money hurt feelings, talk about feelings hurt money.

So many years did not fall into the peach trap, rely on two words, no money.

Life is not like this or that. In short, it won't be what you think.

Please believe me, every word I say is rubbish!

How old can you accept love? As long as you look good, five thousand years will do.

There is nothing difficult in the world, but to be afraid of the rich.

Although life is rough, but I never yield to fate! I usually bend my knees, orz.

It doesn't matter if you are poor. You are not only poor but also ugly.

You work so hard every day and endure so much loneliness and pain. But I don't see how good you are!

People who have really worked hard will understand how important talent is.

One meal is as fierce as a tiger, and the salary is two thousand five.

What's wrong with you? You must be sick in bed!

You've suffered the most serious injury in playing football. It's your girlfriend who comes to the court to feed water to your opponent!

Finally, I got used to my appearance, cut my hair, and changed my ugly method.

Other people's bodies are full of talent, your body is full of pearl milk tea.

You are in my heart, just like the stars in the sky. It doesn't matter if you have more or less.

There are two kinds of people I hate most about driving. One is people who like to add more traffic, and the other is people who don't let me.

When a relative asks about my grades, I will ask him about the year-end bonus.

He once dreamed of walking around the world with a sword. Because he was too fat, he cancelled the original plan.

An iron pestle can be ground into a needle, but a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. It's no use trying harder if the materials are wrong.

Other people's money is my own property.

I wish my wallet could be as thick as my cheek one day.

If you like, you will not know how ugly you are.

Today is new year's Eve, come here and give you a piece of your favorite swan meat.

Don't bow to fate easily, because you will see fat when you bow down.

Boy, come on! As long as you work hard, your boss is sure to succeed.

Commitment is like farting. At that time, it was earth shaking, but after that, it was powerless.

It's not sweet to try hard, but to quench your thirst!

When the salted fish has a dream, it will become a salted fish with a dream.

You can't do it at two, neither this nor that.

Don't lose weight. You're ugly not only because you're fat.

Thank those who knocked you down because you'll find it really comfortable to lie down.

Lu Yao knows that he is short of horsepower and sees evil intentions for a long time.

The world is so big, I want to see if there are plastic bottles.

I don't know which link goes wrong. Is there a middleman who makes a difference?

Why do parents only look at grades? crap! Can they understand the topic?

Looking back on the past, I didn't even go straight once.

This is the worst year of the past decade, and the good news is that this year is the best year in the next decade.

The person who gives you a thumbs up is not necessarily praising you, but may also be aiming at you with a gun.

Haidilao's service is really good. Last time I had a meal without money, the waiter called the police for me.

Winter is good, when poor, there is northwest wind to drink.

The farther the poem and the distance, the dirtier it is. The more stupid the horse is riding with dream!

If life deceives you, don't worry - take out your beauty camera and cheat life.

What can you do to let go of your dignity and be humble? Copy work.

Work, love and life are not smooth? Look in the mirror more, you will understand a lot of things.

Many things in the world will become better as time goes by, for example, your fat will eventually become good fat.

18-year-old do not use any cosmetics, 28-year-old no cosmetics.

In fact, you are not worthless, at least in the summer, you can feed mosquitoes.

Brother listen to my advice, the game can play again, daughter-in-law can play without the game.

In the adult world, nothing is easy except to get fat.

The ugly duckling can become a swan not because he works hard, but because his parents are swans.

Rich people can choose to keep a low profile, but you can only keep a low profile.

Although others seem to be on the surface of smooth sailing, in fact, they are also plain sailing behind their backs.

Only when you eat bitterly, can you know how hard it is.

Don't bow to fate easily, because you will see fat when you bow down.

Wearing white clothes to work doesn't mean you don't have to carry the black pot.

I changed her from a girl to a woman, she changed me from a boy to a poor man.

The only way to solve the problem is to become rich.

The most beautiful word in the world is not that I love you, but that your tumor is benign!

Some people smile very good-looking, you are very funny.

Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately, in the end it killed all the students.

Although you are short, your hairline is high.

I heard that you're not as good as me, so I'm relieved.

In the most beautiful age to meet you, I want to say, it's really bloody mold!

After everyone's patient persuasion, I finally accepted the fact that I was a fool.

It's not hard to be a good man for a day, but a rich man for a lifetime.

Life won't give you up, but it won't let you go.

It's time to go back to your school for Tomb Sweeping Day.

Beautiful leather bag 3000 one night, interesting soul wants car and room.

I have reached the legal age of marriage. When I go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get the certificate, does the wife bring it by himself or wait for them to issue it?

Why quarrel? Can't you sit down calmly and slap each other?

You get a lot of money, but you also lose a lot of things, such as worry.

I am a sauerkraut fish, sour and vegetable, but also redundant.

If life deceives you, you turn on the beauty camera and cheat all the people.

Recently I got rid of the bad habit of staying up all night.

Only through hard work can we know that the gap in IQ is insurmountable.

Face the fucker's life with bullshit attitude.

Be prepared so that when the opportunity comes, you can skillfully avoid it.

If you don't leave, I will die.

Although you look ugly, you want to be beautiful.

It's money. It's like no one is short of it.

It's very troublesome to know strangers. Many lies have to be told again.

When I went to see a psychiatrist, the doctor said, "you don't have any depression. You're really miserable.".

I used to eat by my face, but I almost starved to death

They laugh at my ugliness, and I laugh at what they say.

I hate flatterers most in my life. It seems that I can't be a man when I am with them.

Think about the salary ratio, forget it, don't want to live.

Whether you love your work or not, the work will be waiting for you there.

With lofty aspirations, one can not bind a chicken.

Some people smile very good-looking, you are very funny.

The boss who talks with you about money is a good person. If you talk about your ideal, you don't want to give you money!

You meet love around the corner, but do you think about each other? He met a ghost around the corner.

If you are ugly, you should read more books. In any case, anything else has nothing to do with you.

There are things or people that you can't do without money. You have to have a lot of money.

The money to buy a house has not been saved yet, and it will start to save money for buying graves.

I have reached the legal age of marriage. When I go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get the certificate, does the wife bring it by himself or wait for them to issue it?

In the past, I didn't know anything except reading, but now I know everything except reading.

I don't want to ask you for advice for the rest of my life.

If Cinderella's shoes fit, they would not have fallen off. If the prince really loved Cinderella, he would not have known the girl who had danced with him all night.

Don't be afraid of myopia, because in front of you, there is nothing but failure.

There is nothing difficult in the world, but to be afraid of the rich.

This year, which has not broken up the love, only does not hurt the hand Libai. You have to be open-minded.

If you look like a selfie, you don't have a boyfriend.

You're not choosing a difficult disease, you're just poor.

Single hair loss and no money, running into the elderly.

Your lover is a hero. He will ride on colorful auspicious clouds and go to the Internet bar to eat chicken every day.

When leaders hold a meeting, we should keep quiet. It is impolite to disturb others' sleep.

Life is not only about the present, but also about poems and distant places.

Tomorrow after tomorrow, how many tomorrow! Since there are so many, we may as well delay.

Why is heaven always jealous of talents? Because nobody cares how long a fool lives.

Who said I can't play musical instruments? I'm out of the house and I'm good at it.

You meet love around the corner, but do you think about each other? He met a ghost around the corner.

I really want to sell the house and travel around the world, but the landlord doesn't agree.

Commitment is like farting. At that time, it was earth shaking, but after that, it was powerless.

There is no obstacle in life, just because you have short legs.

There is a period of love, called self indulgence.

My goal is to have a house at the age of 30. Now I'm halfway there. I'm 30 years old.

No matter what happens, where you fall, just lie there for a while.

Finally, I got used to my appearance, cut my hair, and changed my ugly method.

Life is like a phone call, either you hang up or I hang up first.

In the world, everything can be done, except math problems.

You are the best! No, it's the fattest!

The real food can be regarded as moon cakes.

Once the sea is dry and the stone is rotten, but it is good to gather and disperse.

Time is not to get up, but to see how long you can sleep.

Beautiful leather bags are the same, and interesting souls are more than 200 kg.

Sometimes you feel like an sb. Don't lose heart. At least you feel right.

You just don't think the world is empty.

It's not that people who eat bird's nest have good skin, but those who can afford it have good skin.

It's not because you see hope that you insist, but because you insist, you know there is no hope.

After all, jellyfish have no brains and live for 600 million years.

I'm not short. I'm just far from the sky.

Although I learn slowly, but I give up quickly!

If my life is a movie, then you are a pop-up advertisement.

Others use famous brand bags, but you can only use expression bags.

Most of the time, it's not the work that consumes energy, but the people you meet at work.

As long as you don't dig the corner well.

Can you be sincere to me? Certainly. I really don't like you.

The loss of traditional culture is serious. Every ancient woman can write poems correctly, but modern women can only do it.

I'll eat fish tonight.

Don't look down. Your chin will show.

I have no money, I don't have a car, I don't have a house.

If we don't owe each other, how can we meet again.

When we meet our elders, it's not that we don't want to call them, but we don't know what to call them at all.

After exercise, you will be surprised to find that you are just from fat to strong.

It is said that falling in love will affect learning. Does learning not affect love?

Once the sea is dry and the stone is rotten, but it is good to gather and disperse.

Failure is the mother of success, but I have failed so many times that I don't know who my mother is.

As long as you choose the right direction of life, it's easy to succeed. Let's congratulate as long as and very easy.

What wakes me up every day is not the ideal, but the music of the square dance downstairs.

Don't always dig out the heart and lung for people. Some people don't eat viscera.

If you like a girl, try to make more money, and then you can make more money.

I can row without oars, I can sail without direction, because my whole life depends on waves.

Snow White explains that no matter how good the seven losers are to her, they are not as good as a kiss from Gao Fu Shuai.

There is no sign of wings in the sky, unless you lose hair when you fly.

The world is so big, I want to see where it is convenient to ask for food!

Since the back of the world, why turn around chaos Fanghua.

Life is like a phone call, either you hang up or I hang up first.

Don't set the bank card password as your girlfriend's birthday, or you'll have to change it.

Every woman is looking for a man and finally finds out that the most masculine is herself.

I don't need to tell you I'm disappointed.

If Cinderella's shoes fit, they would not have fallen off. If the prince really loved Cinderella, he would not have known the girl who had danced with him all night.

Love is mostly unsuccessful, either suffering from the boredom of getting married, or the sorrow of not getting married.

Failure is the mother of success, but often failure is infertility.

The biggest advantage of a blind date is that if the marriage goes wrong in the future, you can put the blame on the matchmaker.

Don't say you're a single dog. A dog can have three wives and four concubines.

When I am angry, you must coax me and buy me food. I'll kill you when I'm full.

I never think about when I can succeed. Since I have chosen the distance, it is still far away.

You are a serious person. You really help others and try all the mistakes.

One day you will meet a girl who doesn't want your house or your car, and she doesn't want you either.

A thief came to my house to steal money yesterday. We looked for it all night.

You think you can't do anything well? You're wrong. You can make a good waste.

Who said I can't play musical instruments, I'll give up!

There are two kinds of people in the world, one is you, the other is like you.

Put the right resume to find a good job, cast the right fetus, you can not look for a job.

Life is like a phone call, either you hang up or I hang up first.

Now the tears, are the original brain into the water.

Want to fight? Mobile phone can be taken from your hand, even if it is struggling.

Don't always dig out the heart and lung for people. Some people don't eat viscera.

Although my money is not windy, but it seems to be blown away by the wind.

Don't think the world has abandoned you, the world has no time to pay attention to you

Beautiful leather bags are the same, and interesting souls are more than 200 kg.

One of the symptoms of mental breakdown is the belief that one's job is very important.

A lazy man's clothes are small, and his salary is naturally cool.

Since the back of the world, why turn around chaos Fanghua.

Nowadays, some people eat by their faces, while others eat by their faces.

Thank those who knocked you down because you'll find it really comfortable to lie down.

It's not necessarily the prince who rides the white horse, but also the Tang monk!

You think you'd better bow to life? Life is about getting you down on your knees.

Long good-looking can be called food, long not good-looking can only be called a bucket.

If you want to be beautiful, you should sleep more. If you are sleepy, you will feel beautiful.

It's the vending machine that leaves you a light in the middle of the night.

You will be fat sooner or later.

When we were young, we were all very happy, because at that time, we were not so obviously ugly and poor.

There will be a lot of unexpected things in the world, for example, you think I'll give an example.

In this final exam, I will tell you how many students there are in our grade.

If you have any unhappiness, just sleep for a while. Nothing can't be solved by sleeping once. If there is, sleep back.

You're not incompetent. You just don't have the right to choose.

The world is so big, I want to see if there are plastic bottles.

After a period of suffering, others are happy after suffering, but you are just suffering.

Good looking clavicles are the same, and interesting bellies are bouncing around.

God will not treat infatuated people badly, he is to the death of the whole.

Why do parents only look at grades? crap! Can they understand the topic?

There is a strong desire to learn, fortunately I have strong self-control, pressure down.

The person who gives you a thumbs up is not necessarily praising you, but may also be aiming at you with a gun.

You have never succeeded. What are you afraid of failure?

You're never lonely, because you don't want to make friends with you.

I always think that we should take a step back, but I didn't expect to be defeated.

I was taught not to spend money indiscriminately since I was a child. When I grew up, I found out how to spend money without money at all?

In fact, you are not ugly, but you are not obviously beautiful.

Where there is no fragrant grass in the end of the world, all grow in other people's homes.

Intermittently wash one's mind and reform one's face intermittently, eat intermittently and so on.

After breaking through the bottleneck, it was found that there was still a bottle cap.

I wish my wallet could be as thick as my cheek one day.

Don't be too confident. You may have believed in the wrong person.

In this final exam, I will tell you how many students there are in our grade.

I used to think that people who depend on relationships must be very incompetent. After contacting them, I found that they were all better than me.

When you meet a girl you like, you should be brave enough to say it. Only when you take the initiative can you know that she has her own flower.

You'd better not put me in my heart. I don't like places with many people.

One of the symptoms of mental breakdown is the belief that one's job is very important.

Homesickness is a small ticket. I am at this end and the yellow cattle is at that end.

When you lose weight, you will find that your ugliness has nothing to do with weight loss.

Laziness is a good excuse to say that you can accomplish great things if you work hard.

The most brilliant smile in my life is probably dedicated to my mobile screen.

I always think that we should take a step back, but I didn't expect to be defeated.

In the morning, I look in the mirror and comfort myself that there is nothing worse than me.

Thank those who knocked you down because you'll find it really comfortable to lie down.

With lofty aspirations, one can not bind a chicken.

Intermittently wash one's mind and reform one's face intermittently, eat intermittently and so on.

Do you think you are Cinderella? Please stop dreaming. She's the Earl's daughter.

Don't say you are nothing, stay up late to play mobile phone, you are a good hand.

Once in a while, I still have to go out for a walk before I know how comfortable I am in bed.

Once we had poetry and distance, now we just want to buy a house.

I usually talk will give people face, in case I hate you, yes, I was intentional.

Come to me when you have no money. Let me tell you how to live without money.

When you lose your motivation, look at your bank card balance. Then you'll find out: work doesn't work.

Don't talk about being cheated. All the people at your age are guests.

Escape can't solve the problem. You can't solve it if you don't.

Once the sea is dry and the stone is rotten, but it is good to gather and disperse.

Lose weight this matter, reduce fast, rebound fast, reduce slowly, give up fast.

Success can be copied, but for you, paste is forbidden here.

Like a person to express their love, in case, become a spare tire?

Please cherish the person who is good to you, otherwise you will not know when you miss it, and then you can meet another blind one.

Childhood dream is to be a hero, did not expect to be able to easily achieve in the mobile phone, and there are many choices.

Why can you live like a mental handicap, and I can't.

If you like a girl, try to make more money, and then you can make more money.

I don't want to read, mainly because there is no one to feed the cattle, pigs and sheep at home.

Life is short, and I'm fuckin 'lazy.

You think your boyfriend is a cash machine, but it turns out that there are ten machines and nine and a half are deposit machines.

Whether it's a white hat or a black hat, it's not a good hat to turn green.

Salted fish turn over to get a thorough sun exposure. You turn over because your hands are numb.

Don't wear headphones when crossing the road. In case of being hit by a car, the earphone will be broken?

Opportunities are always left to those who have the heart and the face.

Other people review reading, are looking at to understand, I am looking at to see open.

Once the sea is dry and the stone is rotten, but it is good to gather and disperse.

Those who don't make money say they are starting a business.

Encounter beggars, will not love.

Just because in the crowd, one more look at you, you think I'm going to sit on your motorcycle.

Ten out of ten are unhappy in life!

Don't worry, rich people don't have bad luck.

You're not incompetent. You just don't have the right to choose.

Other people's money is my own property.

Although you are tired of moving bricks, you are really handsome when you charge money.

Brain is a great thing. I hope you have it.

Xiao San is a good thing. She took the dog that doesn't love you.

Only through hard work can we know that the gap in IQ is insurmountable.

If you are ugly, you should read more books, so that you can have money for cosmetic surgery.

In the morning, I look in the mirror and comfort myself that there is nothing worse than me.

Failure is the mother of success, but failure doesn't even have a boyfriend.

The only fair thing in the world is that we all die.

You should be careful during the Spring Festival. After all, it is necessary to kill pigs during the Spring Festival.

My goal is to have a house at the age of 30. Now I'm halfway there. I'm 30 years old.

The difference between you and Xueba is that all your auras are his basic questions.

Try to get to know the people you hate, and you will find that the more you look at them, the more you hate them.

People still have to have a dream, even if it is salty fish, also want to do the saltiest one.

Don't say you're a single dog. A dog can have three wives and four concubines.

In winter, the places beyond the bed are far away, the places out of reach are all foreign countries, and going to the toilet is a business trip.

Congratulations on making it through another day, winning the lottery, another day.

Life is not like this or that. In short, it won't be what you think.

The end of failure is despair, the end of effort is overwork.

What's terrible is not that others fool you today, but forget you.

You are not unprepared for everything. At least you are ready to fail.

Childhood dream is to be a hero, did not expect to be able to easily achieve in the mobile phone, and there are many choices.

So don't let me leave it blank!

You are a serious person. You really help others and try all the mistakes.

It's not my fault to look ugly. It's just that I was in such a hurry when I landed that I didn't rush to dress up.

Why can you live like a mental handicap, and I can't.

What's wrong with you? You must be sick in bed!

If you don't play with your mobile phone one day, you won't die. Your life is still there, but your soul is lost!

The same is salted fish, why can others turn over, but you stick to the pot?

If it can't be amazing, it's so ugly!

The person who gives you a thumbs up is not necessarily praising you, but may also be aiming at you with a gun.

I am full of yearning for life, although life is far away from me.

It is said that tired into a dog, in fact, the dog is not so tired as you.

Life is not as good as nine, can talk to people how to 23.

What is the difference between a man without a dream and a carefree mind?

Don't say you are a single dog. In fact, you may not be as good as a dog

Your sister is a good girl. She has shared a lot for your mother.

If you're OK, you can do it~

I wanted to enjoy life and found it hard to survive.

The world laughs at me for being crazy. I laugh at how quickly the world can see it.

If marriage is the grave of love, the annual anniversary celebration is a grave sweeping.

It doesn't matter who you are, but what you want to do when you break into my life?

God for you to close a security door, but also conveniently to you on a titanium alloy lock.

How touching the earth at the beginning, there will be more than ten thousand calamities.

Long good-looking can be called food, long not good-looking can only be called a bucket.

People say that I can't help the mud on the wall, but why should I go up to the wall? Is it uncomfortable to lie on the ground?

Everyone who shakes his legs has a sewing machine in his heart.

Don't think the world has abandoned you, the world has no time to pay attention to you

Who said money can't buy time, network management will continue for another two hours.

In this final exam, I will tell you how many students there are in our grade.

You don't use a cell phone. It's terrible.

A lot of times, optimism and nice words can't help you.

I don't want to read, mainly because there is no one to feed the cattle, pigs and sheep at home.

The road in the distance, in addition to the unknown, there is despair.

You're not afraid to be laughed at? Don't worry. It's the same to dress well.

The world will not turn away from you. It will only turn faster and faster. After all, it is much lighter.

God will not treat infatuated people badly, he is to the death of the whole.

I don't think it's terrible to be lovelorn, but blind.

Do you think you are Cinderella? Please stop dreaming. She's the Earl's daughter.

Come back with me. I'll send you my wedding invitation.

I'll eat fish tonight.

Time is money. Am I wasting time? No, I'm just showing off my wealth!

Although life is rough, but I never yield to fate! I usually bend my knees, orz.

If you like a girl, you should study hard, find a good job and make a lot of money. When she gets married, you can give more money.

Don't care about the current trough. There is still a long way to go in the future.

My friend said that I would lend you 20 yuan. After I borrowed the money, I knew that some people would turn around for a lifetime.

Why do people call human, because people live is tired.

I don't know how many peaks you have to cross before you succeed. Anyway, you can't escape the two peaks sooner or later.

Sometimes, if you make up your mind to do something, the world will hold you back.

It takes 99.81 difficulties for a good man to become a Buddha, and a bad man just needs to put down his butcher's knife.

I make friends, never care if he has money, anyway, I am not poor.

You two seem to be a perfect match. The garbage sorting of Yuelao is quite up to standard.

Only a liar is sincere, because he is really cheating you.

I see two things in your eyes, one is sincerity, and the other is eyedroppings.

If you think that all around you are flies, you may be a piece of shit.

There are two tragedies in life. One is not getting what you want, the other is getting what you don't want.

I really envy your skin. How can you keep it so thick?

Some people are good-looking, some people are ugly, and you are very ugly.

It's been a long time since I've seen you, or have you turned a blind eye to it.

You're a shredded potato. It's earthy and funny, and you're a loser.

I hope some things can be solved by myself, not by myself, but by myself.

Although I learn slowly, but I give up quickly!

You have never succeeded. What are you afraid of failure?

It's not necessarily the prince who rides the white horse, but also the Tang monk!

What is April Fool's Day confession, Qingming Festival confession is king, failure can also be said to be possessed by ghosts!

I go to work to make money, don't talk about my ideal, my ideal is not to work.

Don't think the world without you, no difference, without you, the earth will rotate faster.

As long as you don't make a fuss, money really does everything.

Once in a while, I still have to go out for a walk before I know how comfortable I am in bed.

The blessings and single digit red envelopes are soulless.

Also betray oneself, some people become elder sister, some people become miss.

I never bully the weak. Before I bullied him, I didn't know he was weaker than me.

Don't put yourself too high, or you won't get down.

Cell phone fell so many times are OK, think or my height saved it.

Only when you have suffered from bitterness can you know that there is no bitterness, only more bitterness.

Give your dream wings, although not necessarily fly far, but must fall very heavy.

You can't always stare at the screen of your mobile phone. You should look up from time to time to see where your boss is.

Although I look ugly, but bought beautiful clothes, I can ugly beautiful.

There is no news that can't be seen, only people who don't want to return.

Only for the leadership to carry the pot, the leader will take you, as a fool.

Some people appear in your life, want to tell you, you are so cheat!

Snow White explains that no matter how good the seven losers are to her, they are not as good as a kiss from Gao Fu Shuai.

The dream still has to have, in case the next life has come true?

Money is hard to earn, but easy to spend.

The most romantic thing I can think of is to eat with you and then you pay.

There is a period of love, called self indulgence.

All the people who complain about social injustice and system translate into one sentence: please give me money, women and social status.

Poverty is not a state, but a normal state.

We are unprecedented tacit understanding, suddenly you ignore me and I ignore you.

In the world, everything can be done, except math problems.

The fate of thousands of miles to meet, but not fate also save phone charges.

A man cannot lower his noble head, except when he picks up money.

The most beautiful word in the world is not that I love you, but that your tumor is benign!

Make up again good, also can't cover you, after removing make-up ugliness.

Be modest, listen to others' opinions and write down their names.

Please don't call me housewife, please call me Madame Curie.

I have made a very risky investment. If I succeed, I can earn several hundred million yuan. If I fail, I will lose all my money.

Don't bow your head, green hat will fall, don't cry, Lao Wang will laugh.

The real warrior, dare to face the balance on the bank card, dare to face up to the number on the scale.

What you have now has never been yours, because you will lose it in the future.

People's heart is short of snake swallowing elephant. If you don't have strength, don't be tough!

The end of failure is despair, the end of effort is overwork.

Go out and walk while you are young, or you won't know how wonderful it is to stay at home.

The world is so big, I want to see if there are plastic bottles.

Beautiful leather bag 3000 one night, interesting soul wants car and room.

If life deceives you, you turn on the beauty camera and cheat all the people.

Brother listen to my advice, the game can play again, daughter-in-law can play without the game.

Leaders say hard work will mature faster, so now I look older than them.

May you have wine, meat and girls in the future. Girls are ugly.

Don't always be so narcissistic, beautiful woman looked at you more, just because you are ugly and unique.

Wishful thinking can thin words, I may have now, only soul.

I want to live in your heart, only to find that it is a community, there are many neighbors.

It's not a shame to sell your soul. What's embarrassing is that you can't sell it for a good price.

If you like a girl, try to make more money, and then you can make more money.

I really want to sell the house and travel around the world, but the landlord doesn't agree.

Some of them have a shiny surface, and in fact, the stockings have slipped to the floor of their feet.

What you have now has never been yours, because you will lose it in the future.

You can't afford a good-looking skin bag, and an interesting soul can't look up to you.

If you lend money to your friend, he will remember you the next time he is short of money.

From today on, I accept the torture of the soul from three aunts and eight aunts.

If you don't play with your mobile phone one day, you won't die. Your life is still there, but your soul is lost!

Beautiful leather bags are the same, and interesting souls are more than 200 kg.

It doesn't matter if you say something wrong, you will continue to say it wrong.

How do you look like a QR code? If you don't scan it, you don't know what you are!

You are so good at comforting others. You must have spent many days comforting yourself.

After being lovelorn, get up quickly. After all, there's another scum waiting for you.

No one in the world can't live without anyone. Even a fish can be roasted without water.

The reason why you drink chicken soup is that the meat has been eaten up by others.

Thin people can wear clothes out of the story, fat people can only wear into accidents.

I was very happy, but I was poor. Now it's different from the past, not only poor but also unhappy.

With lofty aspirations, one can not bind a chicken.

Most of the time, it's not the work that consumes energy, but the people you meet at work.

You're nothing, but one thing you do really well is daydreaming.

I'm typing in... How many people hope and how many people are disappointed.

I never have a grudge. I usually get revenge on the spot.

We agreed to go to the white head together, but you secretly baked oil.

When life pressure you can't breathe, you must straighten your back so that you can't look bad when you are crushed to death.

If one day I disappear, even if my friends and lovers won't look for me, the bank will go crazy for me.

Just because in the crowd, one more look at you, you think I'm going to sit on your motorcycle.

You can only pretend to be a pig.

It's a waste of ten minutes to listen to you.

People like to be with you in order to show their good looks.

I believe you will not be knocked down by life, because your weight, more than life expected.

When we were young, we were all very happy, because at that time, we were not so obviously ugly and poor.

I wanted to enjoy life and found it hard to survive.

Sir, you don't have enough money on this card

If you want small profits, you can't achieve great things.

Don't always dig out the heart and lung for people. Some people don't eat viscera.

Also think about the May 4th Youth Day, children's day? There are only 38 festivals left for you.

All the people who complain about social injustice and system translate into one sentence: please give me money, women and social status.

When we meet our elders, it's not that we don't want to call them, but we don't know what to call them at all.

Don't tell me I'm sorry, because I can't forgive you or stab you to death.

He was pulled out before he had time to get involved.

When you meet a girl you like, you should be brave enough to say it. Only when you take the initiative can you know that she has her own flower.

In fact, what you hate is not square dancing, but square dancing aunts.

Although you learn slowly, but you, give up quickly.

The picture of my wife in my wallet is to remind me how I lost the money in my wallet.

You get a lot of money, but you also lose a lot of things, such as worry.

Don't lose weight. You're ugly not only because you're fat.

Don't feel that you have reached the trough when you are young, and you still have a lot of room to go down.

Live a good life. There will be new attacks every day.

Face the fucker's life with bullshit attitude.

If life deceives you, you turn on the beauty camera and cheat all the people.

Sleep until hand cramps, count money to wake up naturally.

Non toxic body carrying the toxic vaccine, you are educating me to be strong since childhood!

It's not terrible to die, but to live no longer.

Distance produces not beauty, but the third.

People who have really worked hard will understand how important talent is.

If life is a movie, then you are the advertisement.

Pay will have a return, such as one time of extravagance, for twice the disappointment.

To be a man, you have to keep the book separate, because you can't make a single moth at all.

Good luck will come, but it will come to others.

Those social elites whom everyone envies are not as good as you think. But it must be much better than you.

I want to fall in love early, but it's too late

Love you is not two or three days, but, a day did not love.

People who are better than you are still working hard. What's the use of your efforts?

Once again, please tell me what makes me cry.

All roads lead to Rome, but some people were born in Rome

The loss of traditional culture is serious. Every ancient woman can write poems correctly, but modern women can only do it.

The corner will not meet love, only meet beggars.

Especially can bear hardships these five words, I thought, I can only achieve the first four.

You get a lot of money, but you also lose a lot of things, such as worry.

A lot of times, optimism and nice words can't help you.

Some people are good-looking, some people are ugly, and you are very ugly.

After nine years of hard work, I finally got together the down payment of the house I sold.

It's nice of you to go, or I'll be careful. You'll stay for dinner.

The difference between a man and a pig is that a pig is always a pig, while a man is sometimes not a man.

I work hard every day to prove to those who look down on me that they are right.

Go on with a smile, anyway, come to this world, no one plans to go back alive.

If you become a spare tire, please forget that you are also a jack.

An adult is not picky, and they say, I'm allergic to this.

I thought I could get her by holding her hand, but I didn't expect her to be a thousand handed Avalokitesvara.

I'm happy for you when you're good. I'm happy for the world if you're not.

When others see you, they say you are a student, not because you look young, but because of the dirt you wear!

Especially can bear hardships these five words, I thought, I can only achieve the first four.

Wearing white clothes to work doesn't mean you don't have to carry the black pot.

Others have backgrounds, but I only have my back.

People who have really worked hard will understand how important talent is.

Others have backgrounds, but I only have my back.

There is no road in the world, so the teacher begins to call the roll.

Don't always dig out the heart and lung for people. Some people don't eat viscera.

Love is mostly unsuccessful, either suffering from the boredom of getting married, or the sorrow of not getting married.

An adult is not picky, and they say, I'm allergic to this.

It's nice of you to go, or I'll be careful. You'll stay for dinner.

I've never asked for anyone in my life, only the shadow area.

In the past, the Chinese new year was meant to be lively, but now I want to be quiet.

In fact, you are not worthless, at least in the summer, you can feed mosquitoes.

Autumn is the harvest season. Other people's harvest is success and happiness, your harvest is to realize that not everyone will be successful and happy.

When I went to see a psychiatrist, the doctor said, "you don't have any depression. You're really miserable.".

Time is like a chest. You can squeeze it, but you can't lie down.

You've been home early these two days. Recently, many pigs have been stolen. I'm afraid you'll have an accident.

People like to be with you in order to show their good looks.

Dogs are man's best friends. However, dog's best friend is shite.

You can't wake someone who doesn't return your message, but a red envelope can.

56 nationalities, 55 bonus points.

Up to now, only chopsticks can be taken up and put down.

Is it great to have money? It's great to have money.

Life is not as good as nine, can talk to people how to 23.

A thief came to my house to steal money yesterday. We looked for it all night.

An iron pestle can be ground into a needle, but a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. It's no use trying harder if the materials are wrong.

You have more money than you think.

Nowadays, young people want to sleep all the time except sleeping time.

Why do you want to sleep in school? Because school is where dreams begin.

You're either very hard-working or very smart to live a mediocre life.

I was very happy, but I was poor. Now it's different from the past, not only poor but also unhappy.

Whether you love your work or not, the work will be waiting for you there.

If you like a girl, try to make more money, and then you can make more money.

The moon represents my heart, pitted and cold?

Even believe has a lie in the middle.

Time is like a chest. You can squeeze it, but you can't lie down.

It doesn't matter if you are poor. You are not only poor but also ugly.

Your life, like your hairline, recedes very quickly.

The ocean is the widest in the world, the sky is broader than the ocean, and the examination scope is broader than the sky.

No one can make you give up your dream. If you try, you will give up.

With lofty aspirations, one can not bind a chicken.

Your dad has to work hard to make you look effortless.

It's time for the Spring Festival to be over.

Looking at the water splashing away from me, the employees thought that when I got rich, they would buy a raincoat.

The rich get married in the end, and those without money can only eat the soil.

After the double 11, I changed from a bachelor to a single in debt.

One day you will meet a girl who doesn't want your house or your car, and she doesn't want you either.

People of the older generation often tell us that when we are young, we should eat more bitterness, so that we can get used to it when we are old!

Salted fish turn over to get a thorough sun exposure. You turn over because your hands are numb.

Less and less friendship, more and more reciprocity.

I wanted to enjoy life and found it hard to survive.

It doesn't matter if you are short and poor now. Believe that one day, you will become short and poor

Don't always call yourself a single dog. According to your age, you are a bachelor. According to your IQ, you are a single fool.

If you're not happy with your money, you're spending it the wrong way.

From a distance to see long hair floating, close to a look at Tiger's back and bear, turn around to see lying trough black mountain old demon.

A full man does not know how hungry a hungry man is; a hungry man does not know that a full man is empty.

Do not eat fat Chinese new year, how can you afford to die of chicken, duck, fish and pig?

At present, the most reliable way to get rich is to demolish your house.

To you, removing makeup is also called money laundering.

In the most beautiful age to meet you, I want to say, it's really bloody mold!

I also want to be an elegant lady. Life makes my mother a shrew.

Who said I can't play musical instruments, I'll give up!

There is no one to fall in love with at first sight, but also lack of money to make people love each other for a long time.

It's a long way to go. I'll go up and down and ask for help.

Life is six big characters, no matter how.

A man cannot lower his noble head, except when he picks up money.

In a taxi crazy fart, can greatly reduce the probability of the driver taking you detour.

Some young people create their high-end income image through high-end consumption.

Some people are four, except two, or two.

A person's life, three days is doomed to seven by hard work, the remaining 90 by parents.

No one cares how high you fly, but there are a group of people waiting to see how miserable you fall.

When listening to the results, you should use the right ear, because the left ear is close to the heart, and sudden death may occur.

Some people appear in your life, want to tell you, you are so cheat!

It's nice of you to go. Otherwise, I always worry that you will stay for dinner.

Only for the leadership to carry the pot, the leader will take you, as a fool.

My head is not empty. I'm a man who wants to do great things. It's just the beginning of chaos.

Don't ask me what I have. Tell me what you want first, and then what you can do with it.

The heart is a great poet, but the mouth is a poor editor.

All the people who complain about social injustice and system translate into one sentence: please give me money, women and social status.

Face the tribulation bravely, those who can't kill you at most are to let you leave a disability.

Although you are short, your hairline is high.

Why is heaven always jealous of talents? Because nobody cares how long a fool lives.

Nothing is difficult in the world, as long as you give up!

My social phobia comes mainly from low income.

After living for so many years, I still don't understand one thing. Why should the hook be hanged?

It doesn't matter whether you are beautiful or not. The beauty you think is the real beauty!

When I am angry, you must coax me and buy me food. I'll kill you when I'm full.

How do you look like a QR code? If you don't scan it, you don't know what you are!

Opportunities are reserved for those who are prepared. Those who do not have opportunities should not prepare blindly.

If you don't marry me after many years, then we'll be finished.

The dream still has to have, in case the next life has come true?

Even if you go to bed late, the people who won't look for you will not look for you!

When the salted fish has a dream, it will become a salted fish with a dream.

If money is also a mistake, then I am willing to make mistakes again and again.

Master, I just saw a fortune teller. What did I ask him?

After breaking through the bottleneck, it was found that there was still a bottle cap.

Others use famous brand bags, but you can only use expression bags.

When you feel you can't do it, just walk on the road, and you will be a pedestrian.

Stealing one person's ideas is plagiarism, stealing many people's ideas is research.

There is a lot of rain these two days. If it rains, remember to take an umbrella, otherwise your head will easily get into water.

If we don't owe each other, how can we meet again.

Even if you go to bed late, the people who won't look for you will not look for you!

What can you do to let go of your dignity and be humble? Copy work.

Life is six big characters, no matter how.

If you have a good life, how can I sleep.

Nine out of ten things in life are unhappy, and the remaining one or two are even worse!

Many times you don't force yourself, you don't know, you still have the ability to screw things up!

Please don't call me housewife, please call me Madame Curie.

Nothing can defeat you, because you have never succeeded.

Good luck will come, but it will come to others.

What wakes me up every day is not the ideal, but the music of the square dance downstairs.

Always repeating, especially mistakes!

This life is so hard, don't try too hard, the next life will be more bitter.

Only for the leadership to carry the pot, the leader will take you, as a fool.

All roads lead to Rome, and some people were born in Rome.

It's time for the Spring Festival to be over.

Face the tribulation bravely, those who can't kill you at most are to let you leave a disability.

The way you try to talk to him is like a shopping guide in the mall.

Why does God close a door for you? It's not because you are in the dark.

Don't say you're a single dog. Dogs are dead at your age.

As long as you are willing to bear hardships, work hard, put down your body and ask for food, there will always be someone to catch up with

It's never just today, it's your future.

The starting point of others is the end point far away from you.

Don't set the bank card password as your girlfriend's birthday, or you'll have to change it.

Work hard, every difficulty, will overcome me.

Every time you want to save money, that's when your IQ reaches its peak!

No matter what kind of alienation we become in the end, a red envelope can go back to the beginning.

A person's life, three days is doomed to seven by hard work, the remaining 90 by parents.

Pinch your fingers and you're going to break up.

You've been home early these two days. Recently, many pigs have been stolen. I'm afraid you'll have an accident.

All your balance comes from your sorrow.

Only when you eat bitterly, can you know how hard it is.

Your present life may not be what you want, but it is absolutely your own.

If you work harder, you'll get more blows.

As the saying goes, misfortune never comes singly. It can be seen that even misfortune is accompanied by company. You can see you again.

After all, she is blind and can't be hurt any more.

Poverty is only temporary, as long as you work hard, you will find that you gradually get used to it.

Some of them have a shiny surface, and in fact, the stockings have slipped to the floor of their feet.

Every time you spend money, you say your wallet is bleeding, but you don't know that your wallet has lost too much blood and died.

The stupidest thing I ever did when I was a child was looking forward to growing up.

Whether it's a white hat or a black hat, it's not a good hat to turn green.

Who said money can't buy time, network management will continue for another two hours.

I also want to be an elegant lady. Life makes my mother a shrew.

The flag set up in those years has been deleted. No one can remember it anyway.

If your friends are so happy every day, they won't send them to the circle of friends.

You are the best! No, it's the fattest!

Look in the mirror when you are looking good. After all, this illusion is not everyday.

You're the best you can do. It's better to make a fool of yourself.

Soul chicken soup is a small dish for people who are used to eating abalone and shark's fin tripe. Diaosi thinks that drinking a bowl of chicken soup will improve nutrition in an all-round way?

What good habits do you stick to in order to be beautiful? Insist on beauty.

In fact, what you hate is not square dancing, but square dancing aunts.

We are unprecedented tacit understanding, suddenly you ignore me and I ignore you.

Life, began to put pickled peppers on my chicken paws!

Nine times out of ten, I have never met one or two.

Believe in yourself. You can't do what others can.

Snow White explains that no matter how good the seven losers are to her, they are not as good as a kiss from Gao Fu Shuai.

Love at first sight is clearly the color of the intention; Long life is just a balance of advantages and disadvantages; Even when you are old, you are just used to it.

Life not only has in front of you, but also has the distant wolfberry.

Why do people call human, because people live is tired.

Leaders say hard work will mature faster, so now I look older than them.

Love is mostly unsuccessful, either suffering from the boredom of getting married, or the sorrow of not getting married.

In the end, as long as you adhere to the test room, as long as you insist on the success.

Do you want to thin into a lightning bolt? The average width of lightning is five meters.

Do you think today is the worst day? Tomorrow will change your mind.

The child is either stupid or not learning in the right way. Is it stupid to find the wrong way to learn?

Others worry about how to make money, but I worry about how to spend it. How can I spend 20 yuan until the 10th of next month?

I'll eat fish tonight.

You look serious, like a film on the overpass.

The most brilliant smile in my life is probably dedicated to my mobile screen.

If one day I disappear, even if my friends and lovers won't look for me, the bank will go crazy for me.

Give your dream wings, you can't fly anywhere.

You work so hard every day and endure so much loneliness and pain. But I don't see how good you are!

Don't worry, as long as you keep going downhill, you will never be at the bottom of your life.

Only when there is a long line in the station can we really realize that we are the descendants of the dragon.

Do anything must persist, always let you see, the day of failure.

I also want to be an elegant lady. Life makes my mother a shrew.

Whether you love your work or not, the work will be waiting for you there.

It's money. It's like no one is short of it.

I was taught not to spend money indiscriminately since I was a child. When I grew up, I found out how to spend money without money at all?

Since childhood, I like to be independent, such as relying on my own ability.

Non toxic body carrying the toxic vaccine, you are educating me to be strong since childhood!

There is no love or hatred for no reason in the world, but TM is fat for no reason!

The fate of thousands of miles to meet, but not fate also save phone charges.

A single man is called a single dog, while a single woman is called a dog.

I used to eat by my face, but I almost starved to death

Forget the previous unhappy, because the future will be more unhappy.

You have never succeeded. What are you afraid of failure?

Only for the leadership to carry the pot, the leader will take you, as a fool.

Static as paralysis, as if epilepsy.

Meet the person you like to pursue bravely, so that you can know that there is more than one person who refuses you.

Long time not open QQ, login only found that only Tencent News care about you.

Time is not to get up, but to see how long you can sleep.

Show the best show at noon, because sooner or later there will be retribution.

As the saying goes, there must be no worry.

How many eunuchs can you ask.

My principle, only three words, to see the mood.

Why do parents only look at grades? crap! Can they understand the topic?

At least in the summer, you're half done.

Once I wanted to be a special person. Now I succeed. I am very sad and helpless now.

Failure is the mother of success, but failure doesn't even have a boyfriend.

People need to work hard, after trying hard, you will find that you are really ordinary.

No one can make you give up your dream. If you try, you will give up.

When I can cash out the money in my head.

What good habits do you stick to in order to be beautiful? Insist on beauty.

Lose weight this matter, reduce fast, rebound fast, reduce slowly, give up fast.

If you become a spare tire, please forget that you are also a jack.

Do you think rich people are happy? You can't imagine their happiness.

Life polished your edges and corners, is to let you, roll farther.

The world laughs at me for being crazy. I laugh at how quickly the world can see it.

When God closes a door for you, he will also help you close the window.

I work hard every day to prove to those who look down on me that they are right.

You give grass a little love, grass also you a piece of green!

The person who gives you a thumbs up is not necessarily praising you, but may also be aiming at you with a gun.

Failure is the mother of success.

I see two things in your eyes, one is sincerity, and the other is eyedroppings.

God is fair, he gave you a ugly face, will certainly give you a poor family.

Age and fat are the only things you can get for nothing.

Don't ask me what to do if I fail. Speak as if you succeeded.

The only way to solve the problem is to become rich.

If you don't marry me after many years, then we'll be finished.

Looking for her thousands of times in the crowd, suddenly looking back, that person still despises me.

What's the most crowded bus you've ever taken? Just passed by, but was squeezed into the car.

The heart is a great poet, but the mouth is a poor editor.

At the end of the day, I think we can take a taxi together.

It's money. It's like no one is short of it.

Last year, we set a target deposit of 30000 yuan, but this year, we still need 50000 yuan.

In fact, you are not ugly, but you are not obviously beautiful.

No matter what kind of alienation we become in the end, a red envelope can go back to the beginning.

You are in my heart, just like the stars in the sky. It doesn't matter if you have more or less.

Life, began to put pickled peppers on my chicken paws!

You're not choosing a difficult disease, you're just poor.

As long as I work hard, there's nothing I can't screw up.

Wish to have a heart, so as to avoid old blind date.

I can't solve anything that can be solved with money.

In the world, everything can be done, except math problems.

Only when you eat bitterly, can you know how hard it is.

In fact, computer games have trained you from an early age to treat boss as your biggest enemy.

You have more money than you think.

Did I live for 16 years, or did I live for 1 day and repeat for 16 years?

If you don't force yourself, you don't know what despair is.

The world is so big that I want to see it. How far can you walk with such a small purse?

You're creative and you live with courage.

When I was young, I thought money was everything. Now I know when I am old, it's true.

I believe you will not be knocked down by life, because your weight, more than life expected.

Bill Gates suspended school to start a business and became the richest man in the world.

Single hair loss and no money, running into the elderly.

Don't ask me what I have. Tell me what you want first, and then what you can do with it.

No, I can't cross the ridge, only can't cross the ridge.

Good looking clavicles are the same, and interesting bellies are bouncing around.

There is no wife in the cake, no cotton in the marshmallow, so there is no money in the purse.

I used to buy lottery tickets every day, but one day, I couldn't even afford them.

When you feel you can't do it, just walk on the road, and you will be a pedestrian.

I'm not even afraid of being poor and ugly, but also afraid of being single?

It doesn't matter if you say something wrong, you will continue to say it wrong.

It's better to look for a partner. You have to make an excuse for no one likes you.

Believe it or not, and return the whole wechat to TM.

The idea of eating food is to eat more if it is delicious, and to eat more if it is not delicious.

Can you have less money, like you?

A fool has a fool's fortune, but a fool B has no.

If a person seconds back to you, it can only show that he is just playing with the mobile phone.

Looking for her thousands of times in the crowd, suddenly looking back, that person still despises me.

The real food can be regarded as moon cakes.

It doesn't matter if you are poor. You are not only poor but also ugly.

A lazy man's clothes are small, and his salary is naturally cool.

A girl asked me to borrow money for cosmetic surgery, which was successful. I didn't recognize who asked me for the money.

Don't think the world has abandoned you, the world has no time to pay attention to you

Making money is like constipation - it's hard to get old, but it's like laxity - you can't hold back.

When you don't have money, it's a curse to hear people say congratulations on a long life.

Work less money to come out to start a business, guarantee to let you, compensate all.

Talk about money hurt feelings, talk about feelings hurt money.

The difference between you and Xueba is that all your auras are his basic questions.

I can't get up early.

Do not want to fall in love is false, no one is true.

The longest love history of a person is probably narcissism.

If you don't marry me after many years, then we'll be finished.

Once I wanted to be a special person. Now I succeed. I am very sad and helpless now.

Don't think the world has abandoned you, the world has no time to pay attention to you!

Time is like a chest. You can squeeze it, but you can't lie down.

What you have now has never been yours, because you will lose it in the future.

Don't worry, as long as you keep going downhill, you will never be at the bottom of your life.

May your troubles, like your hair, be less and less.

When we meet our elders, it's not that we don't want to call them, but we don't know what to call them at all.

What can be solved with money is not a problem, but how to have money is your biggest problem.

There is no love or hatred for no reason in the world, but TM is fat for no reason!

Remember to smile when you encounter lightning, because it is the sky taking pictures for you.

The paste is not on the desk, it's in your head.

You said ice is sleeping water, I only remember fart is excrement sigh.

Ugliness doesn't matter. Let others understand with your manners: you are still a person without connotation.

There will be a lot of unexpected things in the world, for example, you think I'll give an example.

Are you in love? Let's just say there's no such thing. You can cleverly cover up facts that didn't exist in the past.

If a person seconds back to you, it can only show that he is just playing with the mobile phone.

If a person seconds back to you, it can only show that he is just playing with the mobile phone.

If you don't go crazy, you'll get old faster.

You have more money than you think.

Do you live by the sea? This wave.

I can think of the most accurate adjective for myself: fat.

Work less money to come out to start a business, guarantee to let you, compensate all.

The dream still has to have, in case the next life has come true?

Don't lose weight. You're ugly not only because you're fat.

People of the older generation often tell us that when we are young, we should eat more bitterness, so that we can get used to it when we are old!

You don't have to do today's work. In case you die tomorrow, you don't have to do it.

You can't wake someone who doesn't return your message, but a red envelope can.

Although I don't care about you at ordinary times, there are many bad things about you behind my back.

Don't stay up too late. Staying up late will hurt your cell phone.

Up to now, only chopsticks can be taken up and put down.

Boy, come on! As long as you work hard, your boss is sure to succeed.

For ugly people, it is cruel to look closely.

Congratulations on making it through another day, winning the lottery, another day.

They say that elder sister is beautiful. In fact, they are all made up.

It's not that you don't care, it's that they don't care.

You are like the sun in the blue sky, which can't be seen directly.

Other people's bodies are full of talent, your body is full of pearl milk tea.

I used to go to school with money, but now I work, I'm making money.

I work hard every day to prove to those who look down on me that they are right.

If you want small profits, you can't achieve great things.

I see two things in your eyes, one is sincerity, and the other is eyedroppings.

I used to eat on my face, but I almost starved to death before giving up.

Other people's gold will always shine, and you, will always spend.

Did I live for 16 years, or did I live for 1 day and repeat for 16 years?

Life polished your edges and corners, is to let you, roll farther.

I thought I could get her by holding her hand, but I didn't expect her to be a thousand handed Avalokitesvara.

It is said that in 2020, I don't want to die to eliminate poverty.

I was taught not to spend money indiscriminately since I was a child. When I grew up, I found out how to spend money without money at all?

So many years did not fall into the peach trap, rely on two words, no money.

No one can make you give up your dream. If you try, you will give up.

Life is like a dream, I have insomnia, life is like a play, I go through the gang, life is like a song, I am out of tune.

Although you are single, you are fat as two.

Work hard, every difficulty, will overcome me.

What is friendship? You've been mentally retarded for many years, and I'll never give up.

Stealing one person's ideas is plagiarism, stealing many people's ideas is research.

I go to work to make money, don't talk about my ideal, my ideal is not to work.

Wine in the night, wine in you, you in me, we in poverty.

It's not that people make fun of you, but you are the joke itself!

Even if her husband doesn't like it, she will hide in the closet.

Wish to have a heart, so as to avoid old blind date.

Every time I look at the poor travel log, I feel that I don't want to be poor.

If you can't be angry, don't be angry. If you can't swear, you can do it directly.

Others did not reply, continue to wait, you will wait until her circle of friends.

The pain of life is not because you have no money, but because others have money.

What is the difference between a man without a dream and a carefree mind?

Although you learn slowly, but you, give up quickly.

The early bird catches the worm, but you are the worm.

If time can go back, it must be, you are dreaming.

The picture of my wife in my wallet is to remind me how I lost the money in my wallet.

It's been a long time since I've seen you, or have you turned a blind eye to it.

When a relative asks about my grades, I will ask him about the year-end bonus.

Tetris has taught us that if you're gregarious, you'll disappear.

Failure is the mother of success, but often failure is infertility.

Even believe has a lie in the middle.

It doesn't matter if you can't lose weight after a week of exercise, because you can't lose weight after ten weeks of exercise.

For ugly people, it is cruel to look closely.

People of the older generation often tell us that when we are young, we should eat more bitterness, so that we can get used to it when we are old!

College students, you have to know, learning may not be able to harvest, but chopping hands can certainly receive goods.

Every woman is looking for a man and finally finds out that the most masculine is herself.

Compared with ugliness, poverty is not worth mentioning.

If a woman wants to please himself, a man should be poor!

With my qualifications and diploma, I will sweep the streets of this city in the future.

When a hero is angry, she becomes a beauty. When she is angry, she has to spend money.

Long good-looking can be called food, long not good-looking can only be called a bucket.

Suddenly found that the first thing to get up is to touch the mobile phone, the last thing before going to bed is to put down the mobile phone.

Life is not as good as nine, can talk to people how to 23.

Thought gives us too much freedom, but we drag down the thought!

The blessings and single digit red envelopes are soulless.

Failure is not terrible. What's terrible is that you still believe it.

You are the best! No, it's the fattest!

I'm happy for you when you're good. I'm happy for the world if you're not.

The one who looks good is called food, and the one who is not good-looking is called a bucket!

I also want to be an elegant lady. Life makes my mother a shrew.

You think you'd better bow to life? Life is about getting you down on your knees.

You can't buy happiness with money because you don't have money at all.

Try to match up the students around you, so that you can reduce a sum of money.

Don't think the world without you, no difference, without you, the earth will rotate faster.

When you don't have money, it's a curse to hear people say congratulations on a long life.

Brother listen to my advice, the game can play again, daughter-in-law can play without the game.

If you've had a rough life in the first half of your life, don't worry too much, you'll get used to it in the second half.

Just because in the crowd, one more look at you, you think I'm going to sit on your motorcycle.

What is it like to be short? He who clearly wants to stare at people has become cute.

I am full of yearning for life, although life is far away from me.

Life is like a phone call, either you hang up or I hang up first.

Time is not to get up, but to see how long you can sleep.

The world will not turn away from you. It will only turn faster and faster. After all, it is much lighter.

Why do you want to sleep in school? Because school is where dreams begin.

If my life is a movie, then you are a pop-up advertisement.

At the end of the day, I think we can take a taxi together.

What's the matter with poor children? If you are poor, you should hold out your chest and let others see that you are not only poor, but also short.

A friend of mine stopped complaining and began to work hard. Several years later, he was still like this bird.

Where to see the best scenery on National Day? The answer is, circle of friends.

When a hero is angry, she becomes a beauty. When she is angry, she has to spend money.

In life, many people like to make a fuss. In fact, there is no need to think about how to deal with a big problem.

Don't say you are a single dog. In fact, you may not be as good as a dog

Nine out of ten things are unhappy in life, and the remaining 12 out of ten are extremely unhappy.

Don't always feel lonely, look at the circle of fat on the belly, have never left it?

Once again, please tell me what makes me cry.

What's the matter with poor children? If you are poor, you should hold out your chest and let others see that you are not only poor, but also short.

Forget the previous unhappy, because the future will be more unhappy.

Work less money to come out to start a business, guarantee to let you, compensate all.

You'd better not put me in my heart. I don't like places with many people.

Life is interesting. After all, I want to die for different reasons every day.

No matter how hard you are, you have to be poor.

Believe it or not, and return the whole wechat to TM.

There is no chicken soup in the world. When the chicken dies, it is made into chicken soup.

The premise of DiMeng is Meng, not stupid.

Another day has passed, how about, is the dream more distant?

The money to buy a house has not been saved yet, and it will start to save money for buying graves.

Knowledge gives you strength, ignorance gives you more powerful, fearless, and unpredictable power.

Although you have never been abroad, you are jet lagged every day.

Good luck will come, but it will come to others.

Always repeating, especially mistakes!

Only when you have suffered from bitterness can you know that there is no bitterness, only more bitterness.

The most romantic thing I can think of is to eat with you and then you pay.

If you quarrel with an object, don't investigate the reason for the quarrel. You should understand how bold he is.

I can row without oars, I can sail without direction, because my whole life depends on waves.

If you look like a selfie, you don't have a boyfriend.

Salted fish turn over to get a thorough sun exposure. You turn over because your hands are numb.

The picture of my wife in my wallet is to remind me how I lost the money in my wallet.

If you think from the perspective of others, one day you will find that you have lost yourself.

If you are good at it, you can do it one line at a time.

A lot of people steal ideas from one person.

After ten years of continuous efforts and struggle, I finally changed from ignorant youth to ignorant youth.

Don't care what others think of you. If you care, others don't look up to you.

Now the girls are too shameful, the neckline is so low, you can't see the career line

Wu Zetian proved that success has nothing to do with gender. You have proved that success has nothing to do with you.

Congratulations on making it through another day, winning the lottery, another day.

Life is like a phone call, either you hang up or I hang up first.

Hope is fire, disappointment is smoke, life is smoke while making fire.

May your troubles, like your hair, be less and less.

Especially can bear hardships these five words, I thought, I can only achieve the first four.

The deposit is negative, the house is rented, there is a bicycle, or shared.

In fact, confession is not necessarily a good thing, because it appears black hands.

If you're not happy with your money, you're spending it the wrong way.

Pay attention to details, start with small things, because you can't do big things.

Why do girls compete with each other? In any case, after decades, they will dance square together.

Appearance doesn't matter. Love is about feeling, but people don't feel ugly.

Don't put your eyes on the mobile phone for too long, experts have said that the phone will run out of power.

I'm not the child who spends 50 yuan and has to think about it for a long time. Now I have to think about it for five yuan.

It's not terrible. What's terrible is that you can't solve it.

The night never treats those who go to bed late. It will give you black eyes and a body about to die suddenly.

Do things must consider the feelings of others, do not let them too happy.

When God closes a door for you, he will also help you close the window.

You can touch your whole body from top to bottom, which is the only station security inspector.

I changed her from a girl to a woman, she changed me from a boy to a poor man.

If you want to buy a Porsche Cayenne, please tell me where your money comes from!

Don't be too confident. You may have believed in the wrong person.

People who used to pour cold water on me, it doesn't matter. I will return it to you when I boil it.

If one day you find yourself rich overnight, slap yourself, wake up and don't be late for work.

If marriage is the grave of love, the annual anniversary celebration is a grave sweeping.

If you can't get rich overnight, two nights is OK, and three nights is not enough for me.

I just don't look down on you.

No object yet? Would you like to introduce a good dog food.

I want to go to the cinema with my boyfriend. What's good for you?

Pay will have a return, such as one time of extravagance, for twice the disappointment.

You work so hard every day and endure so much loneliness and pain. But I don't see how good you are!

If you like, layer by layer to strip my heart, you will find that I lack of heart.

You can be as lazy as a pig, but you can't be as lazy as a pig.

If you are ugly, you should read more books. In any case, anything else has nothing to do with you.

There must be new expectations every day, so as to have new disappointment.

Looking at his back, he bewildered thousands of troops and turned his head to frighten back a hundred thousand masters.

Single hair loss and no money, running into the elderly.

My friend said that I would lend you 20 yuan. After I borrowed the money, I knew that some people would turn around for a lifetime.

We are good friends. If you fall down, I will help you up, but when I finish laughing.

Ask canal that get so clear, only poison soup to live water!

If you don't leave, I will die.

Twenty years ago, those silly children who ate little raccoon still couldn't collect the five blessings.

Your lover is a hero. He will ride on colorful auspicious clouds and go to the Internet bar to eat chicken every day.

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As long as you persevere, those who laugh at you will be killed by you sooner or later.

God for you to close a security door, but also conveniently to you on a titanium alloy lock.

Would you like to be my sun? Then please stay with me for 92955886 km.

Nothing is happier than staying up late, except getting up late.

If my life is a movie, then you are a pop-up advertisement.

Salted fish turn over to get a thorough sun exposure. You turn over because your hands are numb.

The cost of living is like a big aunt. It comes once a month and disappears in a few days.

Can you be sincere to me? Certainly. I really don't like you.

When a hero is angry, she becomes a beauty. When she is angry, she has to spend money.

How many eunuchs can you ask.

It's good to go to bed early and get up early, but it's really good to go to bed late and get up late.

Your vision is not only limited to your living environment, but also to your vision.

Many times I felt I couldn't hold on, and then I gave up.

You don't have to do today's work. In case you die tomorrow, you don't have to do it.

Life, began to put pickled peppers on my chicken paws!

Your sister is a good girl. She has shared a lot for your mother.

When happiness knocks on the door, I'm afraid I'm not at home, so I've always been very homesick.

If money is also a mistake, then I am willing to make mistakes again and again.

If time can go back, it must be, you are dreaming.

If you like, layer by layer to strip my heart, you will find that I lack of heart.

Other people review reading, are looking at to understand, I am looking at to see open.

It's time for all contradictions to be solved with the four words "big new year's".

Believe in yourself. You can't do what others can.

Where to see the best scenery on National Day? The answer is, circle of friends.

During the interview, they ask you to have a chat. They really just want to talk.

If you think that all around you are flies, you may be a piece of shit.

Go to bed early, because the person you like is already sleeping with others.

I work hard every day to prove to those who look down on me that they are right.

I think there must be a lot of people secretly in love with me, because for so many years, no one told me!

It is said that in 2020, I don't want to die to eliminate poverty.

Only when there is a long line in the station can we really realize that we are the descendants of the dragon.

The so-called marriage is the reorganization of assets of two families.

I'll eat fish tonight.

Your vision is not only limited to your living environment, but also to your vision.

If you become a spare tire, please forget that you are also a jack.

Brother listen to my advice, the game can play again, daughter-in-law can play without the game.

I was taught not to spend money indiscriminately since I was a child. When I grew up, I found out how to spend money without money at all?

Look in the mirror when you are looking good. After all, this illusion is not everyday.

Playing mahjong three missing one, fighting landlord two missing one, I fall in love, why still a lack of one?

Dogs are man's best friends. However, dog's best friend is shite.

Show the best show at noon, because sooner or later there will be retribution.

Don't be afraid of myopia, because in front of you, there is nothing but failure.

If you lend money to your friend, he will remember you the next time he is short of money.

People who are better than you are still working hard. What's the use of your efforts?

Love a person must tell her, so you will know how much she hates you.

The real warrior, dare to face the balance on the bank card, dare to face up to the number on the scale.

Don't panic to accept failure, feel it slowly.

Tetris has taught us that if you're gregarious, you'll disappear.

Money is hard to earn, but easy to spend.

Life polished your edges and corners, is to let you, roll farther.

I work hard every day to prove to those who look down on me that they are right.

It's very troublesome to know strangers. Many lies have to be told again.

If a woman wants to please himself, a man should be poor!

If you still insist, you are not desperate enough.

The most romantic thing I can think of is to eat with you and then you pay.

It doesn't matter if you are short and poor now. Believe that one day, you will become short and poor

It's not because you see hope that you insist, but because you insist, you know there is no hope.

Thin people can wear clothes out of the story, fat people can only wear into accidents.

When people fall in love, they depend on their looks, romance and money, while you rely on their blindness.

With lofty aspirations, one can not bind a chicken.

If you don't go crazy, you'll get old faster.

Age is not a problem, height is not distance, no money who likes you?

Why do girls compete with each other? In any case, after decades, they will dance square together.

You should be careful during the Spring Festival. After all, it is necessary to kill pigs during the Spring Festival.

Learning makes people happy, but not learning makes people happier.

If everyone understands you, you have to be ordinary!

Knowledge gives you strength, ignorance gives you more powerful, fearless, and unpredictable power.

Always repeating, especially mistakes!

Don't think you can't insist on coming, you will insist on staying up late to play with your mobile phone.

It's not because you see hope that you insist, but because you insist, you know there is no hope.

As long as you don't dig the corner well.

In this final exam, I will tell you how many students there are in our grade.

Only when you eat bitterly, can you know how hard it is.

Seeing others walking on the road to success, you ask yourself, don't you want to be a stumbling block on his way to success?

Only for the leadership to carry the pot, the leader will take you, as a fool.

From today on, I accept the torture of the soul from three aunts and eight aunts.

It's true that Feng Shui turns around, but if you're on the axis, it's embarrassing.

It's not hard to be a good man for a day, but a rich man for a lifetime.

Every day in the diligent, thinking about a problem, how can we get something without work?

All roads lead to Rome, but some people were born in Rome

If you really want to do a good job, the world will stand in your way.

You have more money than you think.

The rich man's DINK is called Dink, and the poor man's DINK is called "no son and no son".

If the word "give up" appears in your mind, be sure to tell yourself firmly: you have nothing, where can you give up?

Life is like water in a sponge. As long as you don't want to squeeze, it will evaporate one day.

The real food can be regarded as moon cakes.

I believe you will not be knocked down by life, because your weight, more than life expected.

It's a waste of ten minutes to listen to you.

If you still insist, you are not desperate enough.

People of the older generation often tell us that when we are young, we should eat more bitterness, so that we can get used to it when we are old!

Looking back 500 times in the past life, but in exchange for a sentence in this world, rogue.

Do you think he likes you when he likes you? It's just hand sliding.

We are unprecedented tacit understanding, suddenly you ignore me and I ignore you.

I'm typing in... How many people hope and how many people are disappointed.

Three days are doomed, seven by hard work, and 90 minutes to see the face.

If you don't cherish me, then after this village, I will wait for you in the next village.

In this final exam, I will tell you how many students there are in our grade.

People are not boring, but lazy to be interesting to you.

Poverty is not a state, but a normal state.

Edison searched for the filament a thousand times to make you a durable light bulb.

In life, many people like to make a fuss. In fact, there is no need to think about how to deal with a big problem.

You can't wake someone who doesn't return your message, but a red envelope can.

I wish my wallet could be as thick as my cheek one day.

Did I live for 16 years, or did I live for 1 day and repeat for 16 years?

I'm an animal when I'm undressed. I'm an animal in clothes.

The rich get married, but the poor see it.

If a friend comes from afar, he will be punished if he is far away.

Thank goodness, once you miss it, thank God.

Go on with a smile, anyway, come to this world, no one plans to go back alive.

Those who can't go are called far away, those who can't go back are called hometown.

If people decide to abandon themselves, they will be very happy.

Your face is as rough as your life.

When a relative asks about my grades, I will ask him about the year-end bonus.

My social phobia comes mainly from low income.

Your good night, just to shut me up.

He tried to cheer up, but accidentally killed him.

Who says you don't have true love, trouble is with you.

College students, you have to know, learning may not be able to harvest, but chopping hands can certainly receive goods.

The friendship between girls, like plastic flowers, although fake but never fade.

It's said that money is a son of a bitch, but he looks really good.

How do you look like a QR code? If you don't scan it, you don't know what you are!

Earning money is a kind of ability, spending money is a kind of technology. My ability is limited, but my skill is very high.

Insomnia can't sleep, may be because your cell phone still has electricity.

When I left my hometown, the villagers never had a drink of well water.

There is a strong desire to learn, fortunately I have strong self-control, pressure down.

When you lose weight, you will find that your ugliness has nothing to do with weight loss.

I can't be double faced, but I'm often stabbed on both sides.

I can't get up early.

I'm born to be useful if you're born with it.

Hair ten million hair, sleep first, stay up late without rest hair loss two lines of tears.

No matter what happens, where you fall, just lie there for a while.

Weight loss is a big thing, let me eat first, and then plan well.

Failure is not terrible. What's terrible is that you still believe it.

Appearance doesn't matter. Love is about feeling, but people don't feel ugly.

Recently I got rid of the bad habit of staying up all night.

There are two kinds of people I hate most about driving. One is people who like to add more traffic, and the other is people who don't let me.

Always remember to smile, it will make you look like a psychopath that can't be easily provoked.

Heart is higher than heaven, life is thinner than paper.

You will be fat sooner or later.

If you lend money to your friend, he will remember you the next time he is short of money.

To be a man, you have to keep the book separate, because you can't make a single moth at all.

He likes you to be plain and beautiful.

Did I live for 16 years, or did I live for 1 day and repeat for 16 years?

When you are old and can't walk, I use my wheelchair to push you to the square every day to let you watch me dance with other old men.

Your stinky foot was bitten by a poisonous snake. After 6 hours of rescue, the snake was finally saved.

Whether it's a white hat or a black hat, it's not a good hat to turn green.

Recently I got rid of the bad habit of staying up all night.

There is no chicken soup in the world. When the chicken dies, it is made into chicken soup.

Many times you don't force yourself, you don't know, you still have the ability to screw things up!

You are the best! No, it's the fattest!

When life pressure you can't breathe, you must straighten your back so that you can't look bad when you are crushed to death.

Escape can't solve the problem. You can't solve it if you don't.

Tomorrow after tomorrow, how many tomorrow! Since there are so many, we may as well delay.

I never have a grudge. I usually get revenge on the spot.

Thank those who knocked you down because you'll find it really comfortable to lie down.

Those who have ulterior motives for you have intentions, after all.

It's not easy to have a holiday these days. Even a holiday should be in the light of our ancestors.

Life is not as good as nine, can talk to people how to 23.

Earning money is a kind of ability, spending money is a kind of technology. My ability is limited, but my skill is very high.

I don't know what happiness is when I am in it? It's just that I'm going to get fat and become a pig. I still think I'm ok.

Why not choose a good day for Chinese people? Because it's hard to live a good life after marriage!

What good habits do you stick to in order to be beautiful? Insist on beauty.

Believe in yourself. You can't do what others can.

Difficulties are like springs. When you are weak, they are strong. If you are strong, they are stronger.

Your dad has to work hard to make you look effortless.

Hope is fire, disappointment is smoke, life is smoke while making fire.

If you think that all around you are flies, you may be a piece of shit.

When you need help most, only ghosts come to help you.

God will not treat infatuated people badly, he is to the death of the whole.

It's said that the ghost gate will open in July. You are not alone.

Opportunities are reserved for those who are prepared. Those who do not have opportunities should not prepare blindly.

People are looking for success all their life, but more often than not, what they find is success!

Beauty fades, but stupidity lasts~

Knowledge gives you strength, ignorance gives you more powerful, fearless, and unpredictable power.

Why is heaven always jealous of talents? Because nobody cares how long a fool lives.

Often those humble small restaurants, to eat the real delicious, and those big hotels I can not afford to eat.

The girl who loves to laugh is not so bad, but the girl with bad luck can still laugh?

Although you can no longer grow tall, but you can continue to gain weight.

The same is salted fish, why can others turn over, but you stick to the pot?

If life betrays you, hope is to sell by catty, after all, you are fat.

Other people's money is my own property.

I used to go to school with money, but now I work, I'm making money.

Save a year of dandruff, just to give you snow.

You give grass a little love, grass also you a piece of green!

In life, many people like to make a fuss. In fact, there is no need to think about how to deal with a big problem.

I never bully the weak. Before I bullied him, I didn't know he was weaker than me.

If you think you are busy becoming a dog every day, it must be your illusion. Dogs must be less busy than you.

A person's life, three days is doomed to seven by hard work, the remaining 90 by parents.

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In fact, you also have super ability, how to reduce the ability not to be thin.

Don't always scold others, you are not as good as them.

The handsome ones are all handsome, the ugly ones are like shoveling excrement when playing golf.

College students, you have to know, learning may not be able to harvest, but chopping hands can certainly receive goods.

After exercise, you will be surprised to find that you are just from fat to strong.

Look in the mirror for many reasons.

Nine out of ten things are unhappy in life, and the remaining 12 out of ten are extremely unhappy.

They laugh at my ugliness, and I laugh at what they say.

I picked up a magic lamp and wished I could find my girlfriend before I died. As a result, I got eternal life!

If you help a friend who is in urgent need of money, he will remember you the next time he needs money.

Good looking clavicles are the same, and interesting bellies are bouncing around.

You haven't viewed the world. Where does your world view come from?

Sleep until hand cramps, count money to wake up naturally.

Although I can't come to a trip, I have a constitution of being fat.

I see two things in your eyes, one is sincerity, and the other is eyedroppings.

I don't know what happiness is when I am in it? It's just that I'm going to get fat and become a pig. I still think I'm ok.

Do you think rich people are happy? You can't imagine their happiness.

You haven't viewed the world. Where does your world view come from?

In life, many people like to make a fuss. In fact, there is no need to think about how to deal with a big problem.

Don't always scold others, you are not as good as them.

Don't say you have nothing, you still have a debt.

Love at first sight is good-looking, thoughtful is no money.

He once dreamed of walking around the world with a sword. Because he was too fat, he cancelled the original plan.

In the most beautiful age to meet you, I want to say, it's really bloody mold!

My hobbies are divided into dynamic and static, dynamic is turning over, static is sleeping.

Poverty is not terrible. What's terrible is that I am the poorest person.

It's not sweet to try hard, but to quench your thirst!

If you look like a selfie, you don't have a boyfriend.

Don't look down. Your chin will show.

Give your dream wings, although not necessarily fly far, but certainly fall very heavy!

Who said I can't play musical instruments? I'm out of the house and I'm good at it.

Let hard work become a habit, water the future with sweat, and then dehydrate to death.

You have more money than you think.

If the loss is a blessing, then I may be as lucky as the East China Sea.

Although you are short, your hairline is high.

As long as you persevere, those who laugh at you will be killed by you sooner or later.

Did I live for 16 years, or did I live for 1 day and repeat for 16 years?

The reason for being single is that acquaintances are not easy to start with and strangers are not easy to speak.

Life won't give you up, but it won't let you go.

Do you think he likes you when he likes you? It's just hand sliding.

If the world doesn't want you, remember to come to me. I know several traffickers.

Xiao Ming was kept in the dark by his parents for a long time, leading to suffocation.

Thank those who knocked you down because you'll find it really comfortable to lie down.

Buy a globe on holiday. The world is so big that you can not only look at it, but also turn around.