Vue builds micro front end

design scheme

  • The scheme is implemented by using webpack agent. Nginx agent can be used in production environment to achieve the purpose of micro front end.

Specific implementation

  • Sub project
    Vue instances of child and parent projects are shared with index. HTML, so HTML files and vues are no longer needed. The sub project is mainly to mount its own route to the parent project. Since both the parent and child projects are in the same Vue instance, we only need to mount the route of the child project to the Vue instance, and the parent project can obtain the route of the child project and mount it to its own route. Here, the routing of the subproject is an array, not a routing instance of Vue.

Routing file : /src/router/index.js

 export default [ { path: "/a", component: () => import("@/views/login/index.vue") }, { path: "/b", component: () => import("@/views/home/index.vue") }, ];

Here we mainly define the routing address and component address. Next, we will mount the route to the Vue instance
Main package file main.js: /src/main.js

 import Vue from "vue"; import router from './router' const shareRouter = (Vue.__shareRouter__ = Vue.__shareRouter__ || {}) shareRouter["chilrenRouter"] = router

Here, mount the route just defined to vue.sharerouter, and you can read the route of child project on Vue of parent project.
Then go to the webpack configuration to modify the package exit address, host and port.
Webpack configuration file : wepack.config.js

 module.exports = { mode: "development", Entry: ". / SRC / main. JS", / / entry file output: { Publicpath: '/ chilrenproject /', / / packing exit path File name: "main. JS" / / package exit file name }, externals: { 'Vue':'vue '/ / set Vue not to be packaged, and the parent project uses CDN to introduce Vue, so that the parent and child projects are in the same instance }, devServer: { contentBase: false, hot: true, host: "127.0.0.1", compress: true, port: 8089, inline: true }, }

You can see that the running address of the subproject is http://127.0.0.1 : 8089, and then you can run the subproject.

  • Parent project
    First of all, to share Vue instances with subprojects, we can't package Vue here. I used CDN to introduce Vue. Then it is how to establish the communication between parent and child projects. Here I use the webpack plug-in insert-script-webpack-plugin , insert the child project as a module into the HTML of the parent project, so that the parent-child project can communicate. Of course, webpack still needs to be proxy, otherwise the package file of the child project cannot be found.

Webpack configuration file : wepack.config.js

 const path = require('path'); const VueLoaderPlugin = require("vue-loader/lib/plugin"); const HtmlWebpackPlugin = require("html-webpack-plugin"); const InsertScriptWebpackPlugin  = require('insert-script-webpack-plugin'); const PROXY = { '/chilrenProject/': { target: ' http://127.0.0.1:8089/ ' }, } module.exports = { mode: "development", entry: "./src/main.js", output: { path: path.resolve(__dirname, 'dist'), filename: "index.js" }, plugins: [ new VueLoaderPlugin(), new HtmlWebpackPlugin( { template: path.resolve(__dirname, "index.html") } ), new InsertScriptWebpackPlugin({ Paths: ['/ chilrenproject / main. JS'] / / insert sub project }), ], externals: { 'Vue':'vue '/ / Vue is not packaged, so that the parent and child projects are in the same Vue instance }, devServer: { contentBase: false, hot: true, host: "127.0.0.1", compress: true, port: 8088, inline: true, proxy: { ...PROXY }, }, }

Here's the webpack request /chilrenProject/main.js And then he was represented http://127.0.0.1 : 8089 / chilrenproject / main.js. In this way, the child project is inserted into the parent project. It is not finished. Next, the route of the child project is retrieved and loaded into the parent project.
Routing file : /src/router/index.js

 import Vue from "vue"; import Router from "vue-router"; Vue.use(Router); const constRouter = [ { path: "/login", component: () => import("@/views/login/index.vue") }, { path: "/", component: () => import("@/views/home/index.vue") }, ]; const arr = Vue.__ shareRouter__. chilrenRouter.concat(constRouter) export default new Router({ mode: "history", routes: constRouter });

Here, the routing of the child project is connected to the parent project. Of course, the project is relatively simple. If the routing logic is complex, the algorithm has to come by itself.
I did not introduce store here, because the store is mounted on the Vue instance, so the store can be shared by parent-child projects.
This is the end of the project. You can run the parent project to see if you can access the route of the child project.

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My friend said that I would lend you 20 yuan. After I borrowed the money, I knew that some people would turn around for a lifetime.

Age is not a problem, height is not distance, no money who likes you?

If time can go back, it must be, you are dreaming.

Do you live by the sea? This wave.

It's not easy to have a holiday these days. Even a holiday should be in the light of our ancestors.

No one is afraid of anything. I have a partner. I have never won chess.

You must have been a plastic bag in your previous life. You can still hold it.

Beautiful leather bags are the same, and interesting souls are more than 200 kg.

Spring Festival holiday starts with skipping brunch.

When we meet our elders, it's not that we don't want to call them, but we don't know what to call them at all.

I haven't been to your city, but I've painted your question.

Age is not a problem, height is not distance, no money who likes you?

There are two tragedies in life. One is not getting what you want, the other is getting what you don't want.

Don't be depressed, child, you should be as lively and cheerful as a neuropathy.

How touching the earth at the beginning, there will be more than ten thousand calamities.

The dream still has to have, in case the next life has come true?

I don't swear, that's because I have a strong practical ability.

It's nice of you to go. Otherwise, I always worry that you will stay for dinner.

If there is no accident on Valentine's day, you can live alone. If you have an accident, you can go to the hospital.

Rich people are worried about taxes, and you just don't sleep enough!

The farther the poem and the distance, the dirtier it is. The more stupid the horse is riding with dream!

The corner will not meet love, only meet beggars.

There are two kinds of people I hate most about driving. One is people who like to add more traffic, and the other is people who don't let me.

Buy a globe on holiday. The world is so big that you can not only look at it, but also turn around.

If you don't do something useless, why do you have a long life?

After so long efforts, if you have a little talent, it's time to show some signs of success.

If I have something that you don't like, please overcome it by yourself.

You think you can't do anything well? You're wrong. You can make a good waste.

Go and work hard to prove that your IQ is low.

Insomnia can't sleep, may be because your cell phone still has electricity.

As long as you choose the right direction of life, it's easy to succeed. Let's congratulate as long as and very easy.

I'm good at shorting A-shares. As soon as I buy them, I fall immediately.

Although I don't care about you at ordinary times, there are many bad things about you behind my back.

Poverty is not a state, but a normal state.

People who used to pour cold water on me, it doesn't matter. I will return it to you when I boil it.

Always repeating, especially mistakes!

I believe you will not be knocked down by life, because your weight, more than life expected.

What is the difference between a man without a dream and a carefree mind?

When life pressure you can't breathe, you must straighten your back so that you can't look bad when you are crushed to death.

If there is any truth in this world, it is deserved!

A friend of mine stopped complaining and began to work hard. Several years later, he was still like this bird.

It doesn't matter if you can't lose weight after a week of exercise, because you can't lose weight after ten weeks of exercise.

You used to be my sun, my whole world, now think of it as a ball.

Time is not to get up, but to see how long you can sleep.

Life is not only about the present, but also about poems and distant places.

Nine out of ten things are unhappy in life, and the remaining 12 out of ten are extremely unhappy.

Failure is the mother of success.

In order to prevent me from spending money again this month, I spent all my money ahead of time.

Always think of a lot of things in the early morning, and after daybreak, forget everything.

If you don't force yourself, you don't know what despair is.

You can't have both fish and bear's paws, but you can be single and poor!

Do you know why so many beauties have lost their lives since ancient times? Because no one cares how long an ugly person lives.

Love really needs courage to accept, no one loves again and again.

You should be careful during the Spring Festival. After all, it is necessary to kill pigs during the Spring Festival.

In the adult world, nothing is easy except to get fat.

Don't think the world has abandoned you, the world has no time to pay attention to you

In life, many people like to make a fuss. In fact, there is no need to think about how to deal with a big problem.

After breaking through the bottleneck, it was found that there was still a bottle cap.

If you can't get rich overnight, two nights is OK, and three nights is not enough for me.

Once some people miss it, thank God.

Looking at the water splashing away from me, the employees thought that when I got rich, they would buy a raincoat.

In fact, confession is not necessarily a good thing, because it appears black hands.

After being lovelorn, get up quickly. After all, there's another scum waiting for you.

No one looks down on you, because no one looks at you at all.

Since ancient times, deep love can not be retained, always routine win the hearts of the people.

I never bully the weak. Before I bullied him, I didn't know he was weaker than me.

After a period of suffering, others are happy after suffering, but you are just suffering.

We work very hard to live like ordinary people.

Beautiful leather bags are the same, and interesting souls are more than 200 kg.

You're either very hard-working or very smart to live a mediocre life.

Although you look ugly, you want to be beautiful.

To be a man, you have to keep the book separate, because you can't make a single moth at all.

No one laughs at your dreams, they just laugh at your strength.

A girl's introduction: female rascal in thought, good girl in life. However, it gives me the feeling that it is a smart ugly force.

After living for so many years, I still don't understand one thing. Why should the hook be hanged?

When you are in love, you will feel like taking drugs. If you break up, you will feel like giving up drugs again.

Life is not as good as nine, can talk to people how to 23.

A lazy man's clothes are small, and his salary is naturally cool.

I used to eat on my face, but I almost starved to death before giving up.

Fat people don't starve to death. They die of starvation.

When I woke up in the morning, I thought I had grown up. It was the quilt that covered me

What is friendship? You've been mentally retarded for many years, and I'll never give up.

How old can you accept love? As long as you look good, five thousand years will do.

This year, which has not broken up the love, only does not hurt the hand Libai. You have to be open-minded.

It's not how many backstage you have, but how many people you can be!

Life is like a phone call, either you hang up or I hang up first.

Love is a double-edged sword, one side cuts you very painful, the other side also cuts you very painful.

Three views are useless. You have to rely on your facial features!

The rich man's DINK is called Dink, and the poor man's DINK is called "no son and no son".

If you're not happy with your money, you're spending it the wrong way.

You think your boyfriend is a cash machine, but it turns out that there are ten machines and nine and a half are deposit machines.

The meaning that the poor can't be moved is that if you are poor, stay at home and don't go anywhere.

If the word "give up" appears in your mind, be sure to tell yourself firmly: you have nothing, where can you give up?

There are a lot of people who want to be assassinated.

Wu Zetian proved that success has nothing to do with gender. You have proved that success has nothing to do with you.

I always think that we should take a step back, but I didn't expect to be defeated.

I can row without oars, I can sail without direction, because my whole life depends on waves.

Staying up late is not good for your health. It is recommended to stay up all night.

Appearance doesn't matter. Love is about feeling, but people don't feel ugly.

As long as the express is still on the way, I feel that this life is still a little hopeful.

You've been home early these two days. Recently, many pigs have been stolen. I'm afraid you'll have an accident.

Beauty fades, but stupidity lasts~

Go to bed early, because the person you like is already sleeping with others.

I hate a word most in my life! Especially when the problem can't be done.

What wakes me up every day is not the ideal, but the music of the square dance downstairs.

Only when you eat bitterly, can you know how hard it is.

It is the least respect for winter to put autumn clothes into autumn trousers and cotton socks.

When you have nothing to give up, don't forget you can give up treatment.

Pretending to be forced is just a moment. It's eternal if you don't want to face.

Who said I can't play musical instruments? I'm out of the house and I'm good at it.

The boss said that as long as we work hard, he can change Maserati next year.

Because of his introverted personality, he couldn't do it all the time.

Because I'm poor, I dare not even care about you. I'm afraid you'd better make a huge sum of money.

Suddenly found that the first thing to get up is to touch the mobile phone, the last thing before going to bed is to put down the mobile phone.

I have a heart to get up early, but my quilt and bed don't agree.

Studies have shown that people who smoke and drink alcohol all year round have a lower risk of Alzheimer's disease, because the probability of premature death is higher.

The rich man's DINK is called Dink, and the poor man's DINK is called "no son and no son".

Wu Zetian proved that success has nothing to do with gender. You have proved that success has nothing to do with you.

You are not miserable, miserable people, no mobile phone.

Are you afraid of being ridiculed if you don't look good? Don't worry. It's the same to dress well.

No one can make you give up your dream. If you try, you will give up.

Heart is higher than heaven, life is thinner than paper.

With my qualifications and diploma, I will sweep the streets of this city in the future.

Nothing lasts forever, but you can.

Go on with a smile, anyway, come to this world, no one plans to go back alive.

Time is money. Am I wasting time? No, I'm just showing off my wealth!

Static as paralysis, as if epilepsy.

If you've had a rough life in the first half of your life, don't worry too much, you'll get used to it in the second half.

There is nothing difficult in the world, but to be afraid of the rich.

Only through hard work can we know that the gap in IQ is insurmountable.

Looking back 500 times in the past life, but in exchange for a sentence in this world, rogue.

Others use famous brand bags, but you can only use expression bags.

After nine years of hard work, I finally got together the down payment of the house I sold.

Your face is as rough as your life.

Think well is the illusion, seriously do also have no future.

Everything is going up, that is, people are getting more and more cheap.

Poor you work hard! If you don't work hard, how can you be in debt.

Brother listen to my advice, the game can play again, daughter-in-law can play without the game.

You all praise the beauty, there are traces of PS inside.

How do you look like a QR code? If you don't scan it, you don't know what you are!

The stupidest thing I ever did when I was a child was looking forward to growing up.

Play mobile phone for a long time to let the eyes rest, look out of the window, think about why you are so poor.

What's terrible is not that others fool you today, but forget you.

Who said I can't play musical instruments, I'll give up!

You can't always look at what you don't have. Look more at what you have. Forget it. Close your eyes.

Bill Gates suspended school to start a business and became the richest man in the world.

What's the most crowded bus you've ever taken? Just passed by, but was squeezed into the car.

If you still insist, you are not desperate enough.

Xiao Ming was kept in the dark by his parents for a long time, leading to suffocation.

Believe in yourself. You can't do what others can.

I wish my wallet could be as thick as my cheek one day.

Don't feel that you have reached the trough when you are young, and you still have a lot of room to go down.

There will be a lot of unexpected things in the world, for example, you think I'll give an example.

Because I was poor, I was at home on the national day and avoided a festival.

You are my little apple. Oh, I hate it! I mean, I really want to cut you.

Do you think rich people are happy? You can't imagine their happiness.

You must dare to love and hate, to find your love and hate, others really don't care.

All roads lead to Rome, and some people were born in Rome.

The noise in the day is too noisy to wake up, and the night is too quiet to sleep.

Be modest, listen to others' opinions and write down their names.

Insomnia can't sleep, may be because your cell phone still has electricity.

As long as you don't make a fuss, money really does everything.

Love is mostly unsuccessful, either suffering from the boredom of getting married, or the sorrow of not getting married.

Rich people are close to me, rich people are far away from me!

The heart is a great poet, but the mouth is a poor editor.

When I was a child, I was afraid to dream of looking for the toilet. The most terrible thing was that I found the toilet when I didn't wake up.

You're nothing, but one thing you do really well is daydreaming.

When you are in love, you will feel like taking drugs. If you break up, you will feel like giving up drugs again.

Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately, in the end it killed all the students.

One meal is as fierce as a tiger, and the salary is two thousand five.

I make friends, never care if he has money, anyway, I am not poor.

The way you try to talk to him is like a shopping guide in the mall.

If you are ugly, you should read more books, so that you can have money for cosmetic surgery.

It's not terrible to die, but to live no longer.

A full man does not know how hungry a hungry man is; a hungry man does not know that a full man is empty.

Rich people can choose to keep a low profile, but you can only keep a low profile.

Secret love is that you build a castle for him in your heart, but he doesn't even want to enter the door.

In fact, you are not worthless, at least in the summer, you can feed mosquitoes.

You two seem to be a perfect match. The garbage sorting of Yuelao is quite up to standard.

After learning a lot of skills, I finally found that the most useful skill is to be open!

Laziness is a good excuse to say that you can accomplish great things if you work hard.

No one can make you give up your dream. If you try, you will give up.

It doesn't matter whether you are beautiful or not. The beauty you think is the real beauty!

It's never just today, it's your future.

Others did not reply, continue to wait, you will wait until her circle of friends.

No one can make you give up your dream. If you try, you will give up.

Sister, you take the bow, brother, I walk on the shore. Look, 99% of this sentence is sung.

If you don't leave, I will die.

Doing political papers is the time when I lie the most in my life.

It doesn't take a lot of courage to leave home. It takes to go home.

Your stinky foot was bitten by a poisonous snake. After 6 hours of rescue, the snake was finally saved.

360 lines, each line out of bug.

I can row without oars, I can sail without direction, because my whole life depends on waves.

I'm happy for you when you're good. I'm happy for the world if you're not.

You can't buy happiness with money because you don't have money at all.

If you are good at it, you can do it one line at a time.

They say that elder sister is beautiful. In fact, they are all made up.

I used to be poor but happy. Now it's different from the past, not only poor but also unhappy.

Learning makes people happy, but not learning makes people happier.

Journey to the West tells us that having a pig like teammate can make the team go to the West.

They laugh at my ugliness, and I laugh at what they say.

If you can't get rich overnight, two nights is OK, and three nights is not enough for me.

When life pressure you can't breathe, you must straighten your back so that you can't look bad when you are crushed to death.

People like to be with you in order to show their good looks.

If people decide to abandon themselves, they will be very happy.

Put down your mobile phone and go out for a walk. In the end, you will find that the mobile phone is still interesting.

All the people who complain about social injustice and system translate into one sentence: please give me money, women and social status.

If you think that all around you are flies, you may be a piece of shit.

All stories will have an end, only life and you do not end.

You are just like my sunshine, which is dazzling.

You're not so insecure, because no money is the safest.

As long as you are willing to bear hardships, work hard, put down your body and ask for food, there will always be someone to catch up with

How much sorrow can you have, just like a group of eunuchs on the brothel.

After everyone's patient persuasion, I finally accepted the fact that I was a fool.

An adult is not picky, and they say, I'm allergic to this.

I usually talk will give people face, in case I hate you, yes, I was intentional.

If one day you find yourself rich overnight, slap yourself, wake up and don't be late for work.

From small to large, the only constant is a heart that doesn't miss books.

Everyone praises me as virtuous and virtuous. I can't do anything when I'm free.

If people decide to abandon themselves, they will be very happy.

You think you are a worm, can turn into a butterfly, in fact, you are just a maggot.

What is the difference between a man without a dream and a carefree mind?

Don't say no one to accompany you to the end of the world, can you find someone to accompany you to drink snowflake?

College students, you have to know, learning may not be able to harvest, but chopping hands can certainly receive goods.

The road in the distance, in addition to the unknown, there is despair.

A man cannot lower his noble head, except when he picks up money.

The same is salted fish, why can others turn over, but you stick to the pot?

Others' lives are full of stories, while mine are accidents.

You can eat by your face, but you depend on your talent. This is the gap between you and Mingming.

What do you kick me for?

Don't put your eyes on the mobile phone for too long, experts have said that the phone will run out of power.

You don't have to do today's work. In case you die tomorrow, you don't have to do it.

Love you is not two or three days, but, a day did not love.

I used to eat on my face, but I almost starved to death before giving up.

Only when you have suffered from bitterness can you know that there is no bitterness, only more bitterness.

If you see my face is not good, don't think too much, that is, you forget to give the red envelope.

When you doubt life, this is your life.

Go out and walk while you are young, or you won't know how wonderful it is to stay at home.

Whether it's a white hat or a black hat, it's not a good hat to turn green.

Wake up, you are not bereaved, but the normal performance of having no money and sex.

The difference between a man and a pig is that a pig is always a pig, while a man is sometimes not a man.

Do you think you are Cinderella? Please stop dreaming. She's the Earl's daughter.

The most romantic thing I can think of is to eat with you and then you pay.

Thanks to the people who knocked me down on the road before, because it's really comfortable to lie down.

I'm an animal when I'm undressed. I'm an animal in clothes.

If you like, layer by layer to strip my heart, you will find that I lack of heart.

Only through hard work can we know that the gap in IQ is insurmountable.

Come back with me. I'll send you my wedding invitation.

Why do Chinese people have to choose a good day to get married? Because it's hard to live a good life after marriage!

It's not that people make fun of you, but you are the joke itself!

I know years will smooth my edges and corners, but did not expect, is to rub me on the ground.

I used to eat by my face, but I almost starved to death

I hate flatterers most in my life. It seems that I can't be a man when I am with them.

Less and less friendship, more and more reciprocity.

Even if it's salty fish, you're not the saltiest one.

In fact, life is over after a certain node, we are just waiting for colored eggs.

Feel your chest when you feel uncomfortable and tell yourself that you are a man and be strong.

As long as you choose the right direction of life, it's easy to succeed. Let's congratulate as long as and very easy.

Life is six big characters, no matter how.

All roads lead to Rome, but some people were born in Rome

What you have now has never been yours, because you will lose it in the future.

In the face of difficulties, if you persist for a while, you will get used to it.

As the saying goes, a man without foresight must be rich.

Do you think today is the worst day? Tomorrow will change your mind.

No one is afraid of anything. I have a partner. I have never won chess.

I know it's not right to waste my time, but it's really enjoyable.

As a model of failure, you have been so successful.

The female ticket suddenly became thinner, most of it was air leakage.

When you encounter difficulties, you can't remember it the next day.

Don't talk about leaving everything to time. Time is too lazy to clean up your mess.

After everyone's patient persuasion, I finally accepted the fact that I was a fool.

The difference between you and Xueba is that all your auras are his basic questions.

It's really naive to be afraid of ghosts. I'll show you people's hearts.

You work so hard every day and endure so much loneliness and pain. But I don't see how good you are!

When God closes a door for you, he will also help you close the window.

Wearing white clothes to work doesn't mean you don't have to carry the black pot.

If the loss is a blessing, then I may be as lucky as the East China Sea.

When people fall in love, they depend on their looks, romance and money, while you rely on their blindness.

Your life, like your hairline, recedes very quickly.

If you quarrel with an object, don't investigate the reason for the quarrel. You should understand how bold he is.

Life polished your edges and corners, is to let you, roll farther.

Only when you eat bitterly, can you know how hard it is.

There is no indecision, not because of counseling.

Those who have ulterior motives for you have intentions, after all.

It's not hard to be a good man for a day, but a rich man for a lifetime.

Failure is also a part of success. Where you fall down, you will deceive others.

Although the brain and intestines look very similar, but you can't always use to hold shit!

If no one holds hands, I carry my pocket.

A man will die, either lighter or heavier than a feather.

It doesn't matter if you are single. There will be a long time to be single in the future.

To be a man, you have to keep the book separate, because you can't make a single moth at all.

Only when you ask for leave and deduct salary, can you feel your salary is high.

Money can't buy love, but it can buy love.

Time is like a chest. You can squeeze it, but you can't lie down.

You're down. There are thousands of people who can replace you.

Like a person to express their love, in case, become a spare tire?

You are not walking on the road of Niu B, but you are still walking on the road of pretending to be forced.

Every woman is looking for a man and finally finds out that the most masculine is herself.

The night never treats those who go to bed late. It will give you black eyes and a body about to die suddenly.

After living for so many years, I found that the only thing I could stick to was to charge the mobile phone every day.

What's wrong with you? You must be sick in bed!

The picture of my wife in my wallet is to remind me how I lost the money in my wallet.

The only fair thing in the world is that we all die.

Soul chicken soup is a small dish for people who are used to eating abalone and shark's fin tripe. Diaosi thinks that drinking a bowl of chicken soup will improve nutrition in an all-round way?

If a woman wants to please himself, a man should be poor!

If you can't rob others, you can't do it on singles day.

As long as I work hard, there's nothing I can't screw up.

In fact, as long as there is no shame, many problems in life can be easily solved.

I'm an animal when I'm undressed. I'm an animal in clothes.

I don't know which link goes wrong. Is there a middleman who makes a difference?

Where to see the best scenery on National Day? The answer is, circle of friends.

Even if it's salty fish, you're not the saltiest one.

If you think from the perspective of others, one day you will find that you have lost yourself.

If marriage is the grave of love, the annual anniversary celebration is a grave sweeping.

How do you look like a QR code? If you don't scan it, you don't know what you are!

You are like the sun in the blue sky, which can't be seen directly.

The ugly duckling can become a swan not because he works hard, but because his parents are swans.

Don't always call yourself a single dog. According to your age, you are a bachelor. According to your IQ, you are a single fool.

What good habits do you stick to in order to be beautiful? Insist on beauty.

If you want small profits, you can't achieve great things.

The night gives you black eyes, but you turn your eyes with them.

Although I look ugly, but bought beautiful clothes, I can ugly beautiful.

Failure is not terrible. What's terrible is that you still believe it.

I wanted to enjoy life and found it hard to survive.

Weight loss, you want to insist, but insist don't want you.

Freedom has never been a matter of course, but a privilege that requires a very high cost.

In fact, you are not ugly, but you are not obviously beautiful.

Time will save you enough disappointment and tell you not to thank.

According to analysis, the root cause of extramarital love is marriage.

Forget the previous unhappy, because the future will be more unhappy.

I don't want to be the last one to let you down.

The only fair thing in the world is that we all die.

How touching the earth at the beginning, there will be more than ten thousand calamities.

How do you look like a QR code? If you don't scan it, you don't know what you are!

You say you are ugly. I think you are not only ugly, but also tell the truth.

The only fair thing in the world is that we all die.

The only fair thing in the world is that we all die.

Brain is a great thing. I hope you have it.

Failure is the mother of success, but often failure is infertility.

The teacher doesn't have to change my seat for me. I can talk about where I sit.

It doesn't matter if you say something wrong, you will continue to say it wrong.

Childhood dream is to be a hero, did not expect to be able to easily achieve in the mobile phone, and there are many choices.

If you rob a bank, whether you succeed or fail, you won't have to go back to work for the next 10 years.

Other people review reading, are looking at to understand, I am looking at to see open.

You can eat by your face, but you depend on your talent. This is the gap between you and Mingming.

Even if you go to bed late, the people who won't look for you will not look for you!

You just have to watch other people wonderful. God has other plans for you.

The friendship between girls, like plastic flowers, although fake but never fade.

Other people's bodies are full of talent, your body is full of pearl milk tea.

Fame is like a fart. It's not enough to make a sound. It will stink for some time.

Don't be depressed, child, you should be as lively and cheerful as a neuropathy.

Looking at his back, he bewildered thousands of troops and turned his head to frighten back a hundred thousand masters.

No matter what kind of alienation we become in the end, a red envelope can go back to the beginning.

I changed her from a girl to a woman, she changed me from a boy to a poor man.

If there is no pursuit, then, how relaxed

If the word "give up" appears in your mind, be sure to tell yourself firmly: you have nothing, where can you give up?

Although you can no longer grow tall, but you can continue to gain weight.

Do you think today is the worst day? Tomorrow will change your mind.

Many things in the world will become better as time goes by, for example, your fat will eventually become good fat.

It doesn't matter whether you are beautiful or not. The beauty you think is the real beauty!

Don't be depressed, child, you should be as lively and cheerful as a neuropathy.

You think you are a worm, can turn into a butterfly, in fact, you are just a maggot.

Nine times out of ten, I have never met one or two.

Static as paralysis, as if epilepsy.

Some of them have a shiny surface, and in fact, the stockings have slipped to the floor of their feet.

If there is any truth in this world, it is deserved!

Some things are not that I don't care, but I care, what can I do?

In fact, you are not worthless, at least in the summer, you can feed mosquitoes.

Try to match up the students around you, so that you can reduce a sum of money.

If a woman wants to please himself, a man should be poor!

I thought tomorrow would be better, and then I looked forward to it every day.

After exercise, you will be surprised to find that you are just from fat to strong.

Think about the salary ratio, forget it, don't want to live.

Horses keep their hooves, you keep their mouths.

Only through hard work can we know that the gap in IQ is insurmountable.

When I was young and left home, I learned a lot of Sao Hua.

Looking at the water splashing away from me, the employees thought that when I got rich, they would buy a raincoat.

You give grass a little love, grass also you a piece of green!

It's the vending machine that leaves you a light in the middle of the night.

Every day in the diligent, thinking about a problem, how can we get something without work?

When I went to see a psychiatrist, the doctor said, "you don't have any depression. You're really miserable.".

You will be fat sooner or later.

Life will make you suffer for a while. After you adapt, you will suffer for a lifetime.

After everyone's patient persuasion, I finally accepted the fact that I was a fool.

The longest love history of a person is probably narcissism.

If you think that all around you are flies, you may be a piece of shit.

After ten years of continuous efforts and struggle, I finally changed from ignorant youth to ignorant youth.

In fact, confession is not necessarily a good thing, because it appears black hands.

It's not hard to be a good man for a day, but a rich man for a lifetime.

If you have any unhappiness, just sleep for a while. Nothing can't be solved by sleeping once. If there is, sleep back.

Your face, a day destined, nine points to see the filter.

Don't say you're a single dog. Dogs are dead at your age.

Laziness is a good excuse to say that you can accomplish great things if you work hard.

April Fool's day, just give a liar, a chance to tell the truth.

You can eat by your face, but you depend on your talent. This is the gap between you and Mingming.

After all, jellyfish have no brains and live for 600 million years.

He tried to cheer up, but accidentally killed him.

The disappointment has never failed me, every time I really let me down.

The world is so big, you only watch in the circle of friends.

Although I earn less, I save more. Yesterday Ferrari saved more than two million.

Although you are short, your hairline is high.

You're not so insecure, because no money is the safest.

I'm typing in... How many people hope and how many people are disappointed.

If you work harder, you will be able to go crazy.

Although you are short, your hairline is high.

Some of them have a shiny surface, and in fact, the stockings have slipped to the floor of their feet.

The meaning that the poor can't be moved is that if you are poor, stay at home and don't go anywhere.

This year, which has not broken up the love, only does not hurt the hand Libai. You have to be open-minded.

After living for so many years, I still don't understand one thing. Why should the hook be hanged?

Please don't call me housewife, please call me Madame Curie.

There are many ways to destroy friendship. The most thorough one is to borrow money and not pay it back.

I make friends, never care if he has money, anyway, I am not poor.

The most beautiful word in the world is not that I love you, but that your tumor is benign!

Learning makes people happy, but not learning makes people happier.

Don't get up if you hit the ground. Anyway, you will be beaten to the ground!

You think you can't do anything well? You're wrong. You can make a good waste.

Don't you fight? How to know how incompetent I am.

There are many ways to destroy friendship. The most thorough one is to borrow money and not pay it back.

When you need help most, only ghosts come to help you.

Every day in the diligent, thinking about a problem, how can we get something without work?

It's not that people make fun of you, but you are the joke itself!

After years of hard work, although there is no harvest, but you have debt!

You are just like my sunshine, which is dazzling.

You have to work hard to be worthy and used.

When eating soil, I feel that beggars are happier than me.

Although my money is not windy, but it seems to be blown away by the wind.

A person's life, three days is doomed to seven by hard work, the remaining 90 by parents.

It's not easy to have a holiday these days. Even a holiday should be in the light of our ancestors.

What's wrong with being ugly? I can't see it myself. It's you who are disgusting!

Don't care too much about other people's eyes, because no one will pay attention to you.

I always think that we should take a step back, but I didn't expect to be defeated.

If you still insist, you are not desperate enough.

After so long efforts, if you have a little talent, it's time to show some signs of success.

You can't have both, but you can be poor and ugly.

You think you'd better bow to life? Life is about getting you down on your knees.

Don't wait for tomorrow to hand in the work, and then find an excuse, today to find a good.

The most romantic thing I can think of is to eat with you and then you pay.

It doesn't matter if you can't lose weight after a week of exercise, because you can't lose weight after ten weeks of exercise.

What's the matter with poor children? If you are poor, you should hold out your chest and let others see that you are not only poor, but also short.

Dream of their own in the exam, and then be scared to wake up, found that they really in the exam.

Your life, like your hairline, recedes very quickly.

Up to now, only chopsticks can be taken up and put down.

Play mobile phone for a long time to let the eyes rest, look out of the window, think about why you are so poor.

Give your dream wings, although not necessarily fly far, but certainly fall very heavy!

Although I earn less, I save more. Yesterday Ferrari saved more than two million.

They laugh at my ugliness, and I laugh at what they say.

You are my little apple. Oh, I hate it! I mean, I really want to cut you.

You two seem to be a perfect match. The garbage sorting of Yuelao is quite up to standard.

When you meet a girl you like, you should be brave enough to say it. Only when you take the initiative can you know that she has her own flower.

Horses keep their hooves, you keep their mouths.

I have nothing from once, to now penniless.

I have made a very risky investment. If I succeed, I can earn several hundred million yuan. If I fail, I will lose all my money.

If you can't accommodate me, it means that your mind is too narrow, or my personality is too great.

Don't put yourself too high, or you won't get down.

Everyone who shakes his legs has a sewing machine in his heart.

Sharing weal and woe with you, who are you?

Soft heart is not a disease, it is fatal to turn back.

Maybe fate holds your throat, just let you eat less.

Life is like water in a sponge. As long as you don't want to squeeze, it will evaporate one day.

I'm not Zhuge Liang, and I don't have a straw boat, but why do you always go to me?

This second does not give up, the next second, more despair.

If you don't marry me after many years, then we'll be finished.

If life deceives you, you turn on the beauty camera and cheat all the people.

Your face is as rough as your life.

You are the best! No, it's the fattest!

I heard that it rained in your city. I don't know if you have an umbrella. If you take this rain, it will be white.

It's really naive to be afraid of ghosts. I'll show you people's hearts.

To start a business, you should have a common mind, because it always goes up and down.

If the whole world doesn't want you, you should remember me, and I don't want you.

My friend said that I would lend you 20 yuan. After I borrowed the money, I knew that some people would turn around for a lifetime.

Don't give up your dream, keep sleeping!

I wish my wallet could be as thick as my cheek one day.

Why can you live like a mental handicap, and I can't.

Like a person to express their love, in case, become a spare tire?

In the most beautiful age to meet you, I want to say, it's really bloody mold!

I'm not even afraid of being poor and ugly, but also afraid of being single?

If you think from the perspective of others, one day you will find that you have lost yourself.

Ma Yun's success has nothing to do with his appearance, Jiang Shang's success has nothing to do with his age, and his success has nothing to do with you.

I used to eat by my face, but I almost starved to death

Come to me when you have no money. Let me tell you how to live without money.

In life, many people like to make a fuss. In fact, there is no need to think about how to deal with a big problem.

One meal is as fierce as a tiger, and the salary is two thousand five.

After a period of suffering, others are happy after suffering, but you are just suffering.

Nothing but the place.

This age will sing in your ears, like your body will send you bags, only mosquitoes.

What can you do to let go of your dignity and be humble? Copy work.

Believe it or not, and return the whole wechat to TM.

Did I live for 16 years, or did I live for 1 day and repeat for 16 years?

You are sleepy every day because you are trapped in life.

You are like the sun in the blue sky, which can't be seen directly.

You say you are ugly. I think you are not only ugly, but also tell the truth.

No one looks down on you, because no one looks at you at all.

I wish my wallet could be as thick as my cheek one day.

Years let me know, in addition to express, I do not have to wait for anyone.

The same is salted fish, why can others turn over, but you stick to the pot?

Sister, you take the bow, brother, I walk on the shore. Look, 99% of this sentence is sung.

The Buddha always gives me a kick every time I cram.

After eating the bitter, I finally became a servant.

Once in a while, I still have to go out for a walk before I know how comfortable I am in bed.

Some things, not a knot, but a scar.

Life will make you suffer for a while. After you adapt, you will suffer for a lifetime.

If you can't accommodate me, it means that your mind is too narrow, or my personality is too great.

Homesickness is a small ticket. I am at this end and the yellow cattle is at that end.

I saw a fortune teller. As soon as I sat down, he asked me, what are you?

There must be new expectations every day, so as to have new disappointment.

It's said that the ghost gate will open in July. You are not alone.

The world is so big, I want to see where it is convenient to ask for food!

I tried to disappear, and no one asked.

Do things must consider the feelings of others, do not let them too happy.

Don't care about the current trough. There is still a long way to go in the future.

Don't lose heart. There are as many beautiful girls as there are stars in the sky, but you can see and touch them.

If you have anything, please tell me. I can't solve it anyway.

Just because in the crowd, one more look at you, you think I'm going to sit on your motorcycle.

When you are in love, you will feel like taking drugs. If you break up, you will feel like giving up drugs again.

The prince took the size 43 crystal shoe that he had left behind and fell into meditation.

I used to be poor but happy. Now it's different from the past, not only poor but also unhappy.

Once some people miss it, thank God.

What do you kick me for?

If you fall, find a comfortable position on your stomach.

After everyone's patient persuasion, I finally accepted the fact that I was a fool.

Some things are not that I don't care, but I care, what can I do?

Making money is like constipation - it's hard to get old, but it's like laxity - you can't hold back.

If one day I disappear, even if my friends and lovers won't look for me, the bank will go crazy for me.

Homesickness is a small ticket. I am at this end and the yellow cattle is at that end.

The end of failure is despair, the end of effort is overwork.

Up to now, only chopsticks can be taken up and put down.

Don't think God is torturing you, but in fact, God doesn't care about you.

It's not my fault to look ugly. It's just that I was in such a hurry when I landed that I didn't rush to dress up.

You don't have nothing. You're still sick!

If time can go back, it must be, you are dreaming.

I have no money, I don't have a car, I don't have a house.

Only when you ask for leave and deduct salary, can you feel your salary is high.

Don't care too much about other people's eyes, because no one will pay attention to you.

If you think that all around you are flies, you may be a piece of shit.

He was pulled out before he had time to get involved.

You want money? Just think about it.

Beautiful leather bag 3000 one night, interesting soul wants car and room.

The boss who talks with you about money is a good person. If you talk about your ideal, you don't want to give you money!

It doesn't matter if you are single. There will be a long time to be single in the future.

For ugly people, it is cruel to look closely.

No, I can't cross the ridge, only can't cross the ridge.

Buy a globe on holiday. The world is so big that you can not only look at it, but also turn around.

I can row without oars, I can sail without direction, because my whole life depends on waves.

Wishful thinking can thin words, I may have now, only soul.

Don't put things off until tomorrow. The day after tomorrow is a good day.

You are a serious person. You really help others and try all the mistakes.

If others work hard, you will succeed. If you try hard, you will have food to eat.

Where there is a long way to go, wave is a person walking tea cool.

May your troubles, like your hair, be less and less.

After being lovelorn, get up quickly. After all, there's another scum waiting for you.

Life is like water in a sponge. As long as you don't want to squeeze, it will evaporate one day.

I also want to be an elegant lady. Life makes my mother a shrew.

If you fall, find a comfortable position on your stomach.

The deposit is negative, the house is rented, there is a bicycle, or shared.

If people decide to abandon themselves, they will be very happy.

It's not a shame to sell your soul. What's embarrassing is that you can't sell it for a good price.

If you work harder, you'll get more blows.

There is a road in the mountain of books. It's because you don't have a rich life.

Don't bow your head, green hat will fall, don't cry, Lao Wang will laugh.

I haven't been to your city, but I've painted your question.

Tetris has taught us that if you're gregarious, you'll disappear.

When I was a child, I often thought, when I grew up, I would like to go to Peking University or Tsinghua University.

All roads lead to Rome, and each has a toll gate.

Go and work hard to prove that your IQ is low.

A single man is called a single dog, while a single woman is called a dog.

One day you will meet a girl who doesn't want your house or your car, and she doesn't want you either.

How much sorrow can you have, just like a group of eunuchs on the brothel.

If you are particularly infatuated with a person, then you must not be worthy of him!

Don't stay up too late. Staying up late will hurt your cell phone.

Of course, money can't buy happiness, just money, others will try to make you happy.

I don't think it's terrible to be lovelorn, but blind.

Your face, a day destined, nine points to see the filter.

The noise in the day is too noisy to wake up, and the night is too quiet to sleep.

Young people don't always think about taking shortcuts, parents are the hard truth.

Failure is not terrible, but you still believe it.

When I went to see a psychiatrist, the doctor said, "you don't have any depression. You're really miserable.".

There is a strong desire to learn, fortunately I have strong self-control, pressure down.

Although you look ugly, you want to be beautiful.

Love at first sight is good-looking, thoughtful is no money.

I'm not even afraid of being poor and ugly, but also afraid of being single?

If life deceives you, don't be sad, don't be anxious, life will continue to deceive you.

You are the best! No, it's the fattest!

Pinch your fingers and you're going to break up.

Now the girls are too shameful, the neckline is so low, you can't see the career line

If you can't accommodate me, it means that your mind is too narrow, or my personality is too great.

Who said I can't play musical instruments? I'm out of the house and I'm good at it.

When looking for a partner, don't just look at the other person's appearance, first look at your own appearance!

This second does not give up, the next second, more despair.

Nothing is difficult in the world, as long as you give up!

Only for the leadership to carry the pot, the leader will take you, as a fool.

Although you can no longer grow tall, but you can continue to gain weight.

When I was a child, I often thought, when I grew up, I would like to go to Peking University or Tsinghua University.

I work hard every day to prove to those who look down on me that they are right.

There is no news that can't be seen, only people who don't want to return.

Don't say you're a single dog. Dogs are dead at your age.

Don't talk about love at first sight, but it's just the color.

It's said that money is a son of a bitch, but he looks really good.

My biggest weakness is the lack of money.

There are two kinds of people in the world, one is you, the other is like you.

Opportunities are reserved for those who are prepared. Those who do not have opportunities should not prepare blindly.

Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately, in the end it killed all the students.

I'm going to see the parents of the other party tomorrow. It's very disturbing. After all, I beat their children first.

Time will save you enough disappointment and tell you not to thank.

It's been a long time since I've seen you, or have you turned a blind eye to it.

Like a person is not hidden, even if hiding in the closet, or her husband will find out.

Put down your mobile phone and go out for a walk. In the end, you will find that the mobile phone is still interesting.

People who used to pour cold water on me, it doesn't matter. I will return it to you when I boil it.

There is nothing that money can't solve. If there is, it's that you don't have enough money.

I smile at the thought of you, my ugly face.

As long as you choose the right direction of life, it's easy to succeed. Let's congratulate as long as and very easy.

The function of the alarm clock for me is to make me sleep in a different position.

Don't stay up too late. Staying up late will hurt your cell phone.

Feel your chest when you feel uncomfortable and tell yourself that you are a man and be strong.

Choice is more important than effort, so I choose not to work hard.

Face the fucker's life with bullshit attitude.

May you have wine, meat and girls in the future. Girls are ugly.

Soul chicken soup is a small dish for people who are used to eating abalone and shark's fin tripe. Diaosi thinks that drinking a bowl of chicken soup will improve nutrition in an all-round way?

I want to get to know you again, starting with your name. What's your name?

To you, removing makeup is also called money laundering.

You want money? Just think about it.

What about hair loss? Eat a healthy diet and keep a good attitude so that you can accept this fact.

It's nice of you to go, or I'll be careful. You'll stay for dinner.

Also think about the May 4th Youth Day, children's day? There are only 38 festivals left for you.

It doesn't matter who you are, but what you want to do when you break into my life?

I want to fall in love early, but it's too late

You can be a cow or a horse, but never be Party B.

In fact, fate, really does not like to joke with you, it is very serious to kill you.

There is a lot of rain these two days. If it rains, remember to take an umbrella, otherwise your head will easily get into water.

Don't feel that the people around you are against you. Think about it carefully. In fact, the whole world is targeting you.

Don't always scold others, you are not as good as them.

The deposit is negative, the house is rented, there is a bicycle, or shared.

It doesn't matter if you say something wrong, you will continue to say it wrong.

You all praise the beauty, there are traces of PS inside.

I am a sauerkraut fish, sour and vegetable, but also redundant.

After everyone's patient persuasion, I finally accepted the fact that I was a fool.

They say that elder sister is beautiful. In fact, they are all made up.

Welcome the God of wealth on the fifth day of the first month. It's all about the rich. Wash and sleep.

Your plan, like a snack, is a fart when you eat it.

I believe you will not be knocked down by life, because your weight, more than life expected.

I'm not the child who spends 50 yuan and has to think about it for a long time. Now I have to think about it for five yuan.

The money to buy a house has not been saved yet, and it will start to save money for buying graves.

In the adult world, nothing is easy except to get fat.

There is no end to learning.

Who said I can't play musical instruments? I'm out of the house and I'm good at it.

I can't solve anything that can be solved with money.

The so-called marriage is the reorganization of assets of two families.

Life is different from riding a bicycle. Even if you go downhill, it won't be easy.

I haven't been to your city, but I've painted your question.

You can't sleep well by yourself, and you want to sleep with someone else?

Every time I see you wearing silk stockings, I have an indescribable feeling, that is, radish wrapped in plastic wrap.

From small to large, the only constant is a heart that doesn't miss books.

Don't ask me what I have. Tell me what you want first, and then what you can do with it.

I thought tomorrow would be better, and then I looked forward to it every day.

You must dare to love and hate, to find your love and hate, others really don't care.

In fact, life is over after a certain node, we are just waiting for colored eggs.

Poverty is only temporary, as long as you work hard, you will find that you gradually get used to it.

Gold always shines, but you are just a piece of fat.

As long as you work hard enough, if you can't do it well, you can still fail more thoroughly.

If you're OK, you can do it~

Escape can't solve the problem. You can't solve it if you don't.

Thank you. I lose my chain every time I need you.

If you give up who you are today, you will beat you tomorrow.

From a distance to see long hair floating, close to a look at Tiger's back and bear, turn around to see lying trough black mountain old demon.

The way you try to talk to him is like a shopping guide in the mall.

Difficulties are like springs. When you are weak, they are strong. If you are strong, they are stronger.

If you fall, find a comfortable position on your stomach.

360 lines, each line out of bug.

How good are you with your best friend? He entered MLM, and I was the first one to go offline.

It's not my fault to look ugly. It's just that I was in such a hurry when I landed that I didn't rush to dress up.

Whether you love your work or not, the work will be waiting for you there.

The corner will not meet love, only meet beggars.

Compared with ugliness, poverty is not worth mentioning.

In fact, confession is not necessarily a good thing, because it appears black hands.

I've never asked for anyone in my life, only the shadow area.

When you have nothing to give up, don't forget you can give up treatment.

You are always so stingy. You have damaged several doors.

If you help a friend who is in urgent need of money, he will remember you the next time he needs money.

Brain disease has to be treated, like you, no brain.

Once I wanted to be a special person. Now I succeed. I am very sad and helpless now.

For people like you, even if you put the word "local tyrant" on your face, others will read it in reverse.

The so-called review is to confirm what you can't, and you really can't.

Try to match up the students around you, so that you can reduce a sum of money.

Some people smile very good-looking, you are very funny.

How old can you accept love? As long as you look good, five thousand years will do.

Time will save you enough disappointment and tell you not to thank.

Beauty fades, but stupidity lasts~

Yuelao, please draw the red line for me next time, can you change it into steel wire? Red line old TM broken.

Good luck will come, but it will come to others.

Today is new year's Eve, come here and give you a piece of your favorite swan meat.

Lazy and have a goal, is really miserable.

You can't have both, but you can be poor and ugly.

Think about the salary ratio, forget it, don't want to live.

The longest love history of a person is probably narcissism.

When you know where you're going, the whole world is blocking you.

Although you are single, you are fat as two.

Don't think you are abandoned by the world, but the world has no time to pay attention to you.

I'm not short. I'm just far from the sky.

Expensive is not the defect of iPhone, poor is your defect.

There is only one kind of trouble when you are not full, and there are countless troubles when you are full.

Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately, in the end it killed all the students.

If you think you are busy becoming a dog every day, it must be your illusion. Dogs must be less busy than you.

If life deceives you, you turn on the beauty camera and cheat all the people.

When we were young, we were all very happy, because at that time, we were not so obviously ugly and poor.

Although those rich people are very beautiful on the surface, in fact, they are more beautiful in private.

The world is so big, I want to see where it is convenient to ask for food!

Try to get to know the people you hate, and you will find that the more you look at them, the more you hate them.

Your sister is a good girl. She has shared a lot for your mother.

Your sister is a good girl. She has shared a lot for your mother.

As a model of failure, you have been so successful.

When people fall in love, they depend on their looks, romance and money, while you rely on their blindness.

Hair ten million hair, sleep first, stay up late without rest hair loss two lines of tears.

The world is so big, you only watch in the circle of friends.

I don't know much about music, so sometimes it's unreliable and sometimes out of tune.

Don't lose weight. You're ugly not only because you're fat.

If you like, you will not know how ugly you are.

You don't know how to arrange your life. There will be many people to help you arrange what they need you to do.

You can't ignore your ugliness just because you are fat.

When you meet a girl you like, you should be brave enough to say it. Only when you take the initiative can you know that she has her own flower.

When God closes a door for you, he will also help you close the window.

The world is fair. People who are busier than you earn more than you and those who are idle earn less.

When you lose weight, you will find that your ugliness has nothing to do with weight loss.

It's nice of you to go, or I'll be careful. You'll stay for dinner.

If you have difficulties, you should help if you have no difficulties.

It's not how many backstage you have, but how many people you can be!

Time is money. Am I wasting time? No, I'm just showing off my wealth!

Please cherish those who hurt you, after all, others are lazy to harm you.

Whether it's a white hat or a black hat, it's not a good hat to turn green.

Ma Yun's success has nothing to do with his appearance, Jiang Shang's success has nothing to do with his age, and his success has nothing to do with you.

Why do parents only look at grades? crap! Can they understand the topic?

Your lover is a hero. He will ride on colorful auspicious clouds and go to the Internet bar to eat chicken every day.

Save a year of dandruff, just to give you snow.

There are many ways to destroy friendship. The most thorough one is to borrow money and not pay it back.

The most beautiful word in the world is not that I love you, but that your tumor is benign!

Why do parents only look at grades? crap! Can they understand the topic?

Opportunities are always left to those who have the heart and the face.

The world is fair. People who are busier than you earn more than you and those who are idle earn less.

There is no you can't imagine, only you can't do

Thin people can wear clothes out of the story, fat people can only wear into accidents.

There is no chicken soup in the world. When the chicken dies, it is made into chicken soup.

Even if the heavy rain overturns the whole city, the company still counts you as late.

After eating the bitter, I finally became a servant.

It is said that falling in love will affect learning. Does learning not affect love?

Some people have worked hard all their lives to get into the third class from the fourth class.

May your troubles, like your hair, be less and less.

Do not eat fat Chinese new year, how can you afford to die of chicken, duck, fish and pig?

Sometimes people are cold to you, it may not be your problem. Maybe he just doesn't like ugliness.

After living for so many years, I found that the only thing I could stick to was to charge the mobile phone every day.

If a person seconds back to you, it can only show that he is just playing with the mobile phone.

I go to work to make money, don't talk about my ideal, my ideal is not to work.

To you, removing makeup is also called money laundering.

When you feel ugly and poor, don't be sad. At least your judgment is correct.

In the most beautiful age to meet you, I want to say, it's really bloody mold!

If life betrays you, hope is to sell by catty, after all, you are fat.

What about being short, kid? Raise your head and let them know that you are not only short, but also ugly!

The fate of thousands of miles to meet, but not fate also save phone charges.

I used to buy lottery tickets every day, but one day, I couldn't even afford them.

Poverty is not a state, but a normal state.

Finally won 5 million, when the prize, smile wake up.

After eating the bitter, I finally became a servant.

It is said that falling in love will affect learning. Does learning not affect love?

The Buddha always gives me a kick every time I cram.

There are a lot of people who want to be assassinated.

You look serious, like a film on the overpass.

People who have really worked hard know that the gap in IQ is insurmountable.

I'm super fond of small animals. How to say, it's dundon.

Who says you don't have true love, trouble is with you.

There are two tragedies in life. One is not getting what you want, the other is getting what you don't want.

Your sister is a good girl. She has shared a lot for your mother.

Enter the circle of friends of senior citizens to learn about the latest rumors.

The pain of life is not because you have no money, but because others have money.

Distance produces not beauty, but the third.

You get a lot of money, but you also lose a lot of things, such as worry.

Often those humble small restaurants, to eat the real delicious, and those big hotels I can not afford to eat.

Food is generally more kind, because every day only want to eat, there is no time to calculate others.

Static as paralysis, as if epilepsy.

After exercise, you will be surprised to find that you are just from fat to strong.

The flag set up in those years has been deleted. No one can remember it anyway.

Poverty is only temporary, as long as you work hard, you will find that you gradually get used to it.

It's nice of you to go. Otherwise, I always worry that you will stay for dinner.

My eyes only you, because of your big face, let me not see others.

It doesn't take a lot of courage to leave home. It takes to go home.

Insomnia can't sleep, may be because your cell phone still has electricity.

There is no road in the world, so the teacher begins to call the roll.

People's heart is short of snake swallowing elephant. If you don't have strength, don't be tough!

Time will save you enough disappointment and tell you not to thank.

The picture of my wife in my wallet is to remind me how I lost the money in my wallet.

You don't have nothing. You're still sick!

It's not that people make fun of you, but you are the joke itself!

Do you want to thin into a lightning bolt? The average width of lightning is five meters.

What do you kick me for?

Try to match up the students around you, so that you can reduce a sum of money.

I'm not even afraid of being poor and ugly, but also afraid of being single?

A person's life, three days is doomed to seven by hard work, the remaining 90 by parents.

They said the network was fake, and I laughed, as if the reality was real.

Running with the wind, freedom is the direction, but forget the short legs, no strength.

Congratulations on making it through another day, winning the lottery, another day.

Difficulties are like springs. When you are weak, they are strong. If you are strong, they are stronger.

Those who can't go are called far away, those who can't go back are called hometown.

When a relative asks about my grades, I will ask him about the year-end bonus.

Always remember to smile, it will make you look like a psychopath that can't be easily provoked.

Stealing one person's ideas is plagiarism, stealing many people's ideas is research.

Please wear helmets when riding electric vehicles, otherwise, the students who drive Benz will recognize you.

This life is so hard, don't try too hard, the next life will be more bitter.

You can't always look at what you don't have. Look more at what you have. Forget it. Close your eyes.

Failure is the mother of success, but I have failed so many times that I don't know who my mother is.

When the history exam comes, history will be rewritten by me!

If life deceives you, don't be sad, don't be anxious, life will continue to deceive you.

I don't know what happiness is when I am in it? It's just that I'm going to get fat and become a pig. I still think I'm ok.

If you want small profits, you can't achieve great things.

What about hair loss? Eat a healthy diet and keep a good attitude so that you can accept this fact.

People of the older generation often tell us that when we are young, we should eat more bitterness, so that we can get used to it when we are old!

Only when there is a long line in the station can we really realize that we are the descendants of the dragon.

The exam is so easy, where can't test where!

Nothing is happier than staying up late, except getting up late.

Even if I scold you at ordinary times, I have to wait for me to beat you before I know that I have both literature and martial arts.

One day you will meet a girl who doesn't want your house or your car, and she doesn't want you either.

You're down. There are thousands of people who can replace you.

Thank those who knocked you down because you'll find it really comfortable to lie down.

Always think of a lot of things in the early morning, and after daybreak, forget everything.

Salted fish turn over to get a thorough sun exposure. You turn over because your hands are numb.

The money to buy a house has not been saved yet, and it will start to save money for buying graves.

Work, love and life are not smooth? Look in the mirror more, you will understand a lot of things.

If you are ugly, you should read more books, so that you can have money for cosmetic surgery.

Childhood dream is to be a hero, did not expect to be able to easily achieve in the mobile phone, and there are many choices.

Can money buy happiness? No, money itself is happiness!

I was taught not to spend money indiscriminately since I was a child. When I grew up, I found out how to spend money without money at all?

There is no chicken soup in the world. When the chicken dies, it is made into chicken soup.

Food is generally more kind, because every day only want to eat, there is no time to calculate others.

There is no you can't imagine, only you can't do

Compared with ugliness, poverty is not worth mentioning.

Talk about money hurt feelings, talk about feelings hurt money.

You don't have to do today's work. In case you die tomorrow, you don't have to do it.

An iron pestle can be ground into a needle, but a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. It's no use trying harder if the materials are wrong.

If you don't have to blush, can I borrow some money.

At present, the most reliable way to get rich is to demolish your house.

After ten years of continuous efforts and struggle, I finally changed from ignorant youth to ignorant youth.

I can row without oars, I can sail without direction, because my whole life depends on waves.

God closed a door for you, and then went to wash and sleep.

I don't want to be the last one to let you down.

You are not miserable, miserable people, no mobile phone.

Weight loss is to prove to mom, not only fat can not find the object, thin also can not find!

Once a dreamer, now there is no dream, only homesick.

The Buddha always gives me a kick every time I cram.

Life is six big characters, no matter how.

The so-called growth is to hear the four words of rough seas, no longer associated with the sea.

Like a person to express their love, in case, become a spare tire?

If you respect people one inch, he will get more.

It takes three hours for you to pick yourself up and get things done in three minutes.

There is no ridge that can not be turned over in life, only the ridge that can not be turned over.

I'm going to see the parents of the other party tomorrow. It's very disturbing. After all, I beat their children first.

Nothing but the place.

When you meet a girl you like, you should be brave enough to say it. Only when you take the initiative can you know that she has her own flower.

If you can't bear it, you can bear it again.

Who said you have no perseverance, single this matter, you did not insist for decades?

It's said that the ghost gate will open in July. You are not alone.

You are not miserable, miserable people, no mobile phone.

Hope is all the time, and you miss every moment.

All roads lead to Rome, and some people were born in Rome.

People need to work hard, after trying hard, you will find that you are really ordinary.

Rome wasn't built in a day, but it wasn't hard to empty your wallet.

Sometimes, if you make up your mind to do something, the world will hold you back.

When others say busy to you, it's TA who wants to leave time for more important people.

Others' lives are full of stories, while mine are accidents.

Life is like a dream, I have insomnia, life is like a play, I go through the gang, life is like a song, I am out of tune.

My social phobia comes mainly from low income.

You'd better not put me in my heart. I don't like places with many people.

The reality is that you've been photographed dead on the beach before the waves start.

How do you look like a QR code? If you don't scan it, you don't know what you are!

Knowledge gives you strength, ignorance gives you more powerful, fearless, and unpredictable power.

The world is fair. People who are busier than you earn more than you and those who are idle earn less.

Choice is more important than effort, so I choose not to work hard.

Buy a globe on holiday. The world is so big that you can not only look at it, but also turn around.

My social phobia comes mainly from low income.

Success is like a ghost, only others have met it.

I can't be double faced, but I'm often stabbed on both sides.

Although my money is not windy, but it seems to be blown away by the wind.

If you work harder, you will be able to go crazy.

Whether it's a white hat or a black hat, it's not a good hat to turn green.

Don't always scold others, you are not as good as them.

The picture of my wife in my wallet is to remind me how I lost the money in my wallet.

It doesn't matter who you are, but what you want to do when you break into my life?

Expensive is not the defect of iPhone, poor is your defect.

You are not unprepared for everything. At least you are ready to fail.

As long as you work hard enough, if you can't do it well, you can still fail more thoroughly.

After all, she is blind and can't be hurt any more.

There are a lot of people who want to be assassinated.

There is no news that can't be seen, only people who don't want to return.

After being lovelorn, get up quickly. After all, there's another scum waiting for you.

Play mobile phone for a long time to let the eyes rest, look out of the window, think about why you are so poor.

Believe it or not, and return the whole wechat to TM.

When listening to the results, you should use the right ear, because the left ear is close to the heart, and sudden death may occur.

If you see my face is not good, don't think too much, that is, you forget to give the red envelope.

Most afraid of your life mediocrity, but also comfort themselves that ordinary valuable.

Although my money is not windy, but it seems to be blown away by the wind.

Other people review reading, are looking at to understand, I am looking at to see open.

Iron body, magnet hit bed.

I don't want to get married and have children, which is my consciousness as a poor man.

When you have nothing to give up, don't forget you can give up treatment.

Don't bow to fate easily, because you will see fat when you bow down.

I thought I could get her by holding her hand, but I didn't expect her to be a thousand handed Avalokitesvara.

Do you think you are Cinderella? Please stop dreaming. She's the Earl's daughter.

Every time I kill a dog, I am a scholar.

Also think about the May 4th Youth Day, children's day? There are only 38 festivals left for you.

The Spring Festival holiday is coming to an end. It's time to take heart and prepare for May Day.

It is the least respect for winter to put autumn clothes into autumn trousers and cotton socks.

Long good-looking can be called food, long not good-looking can only be called a bucket.

If you have difficulties, you should help if you have no difficulties.

This age will sing in your ears, like your body will send you bags, only mosquitoes.

You don't have to do today's work. In case you die tomorrow, you don't have to do it.

If there is any truth in this world, it is deserved!

You feel lonely. It doesn't matter. You still have a cell phone.

Do you live by the sea? This wave.

There must be fog in front of the mountain, and the boat will sink naturally at the end of the bridge.

We are good friends. If you fall down, I will help you up, but when I finish laughing.

No one looks down on you, because no one looks at you at all.

Finally won 5 million, when the prize, smile wake up.

I usually talk will give people face, in case I hate you, yes, I was intentional.

The ocean is the widest in the world, the sky is broader than the ocean, and the examination scope is broader than the sky.

If you have a loss, do not drink water, or you will become dirty.

You think your boyfriend is a cash machine, but it turns out that there are ten machines and nine and a half are deposit machines.

You can't buy happiness with money because you don't have money at all.

Where are you stuck in the National Day?

Be prepared so that when the opportunity comes, you can skillfully avoid it.

Your face, a day destined, nine points to see the filter.

This year, which has not broken up the love, only does not hurt the hand Libai. You have to be open-minded.

What is it like to be short? He who clearly wants to stare at people has become cute.

More lonely than a person eating hot pot is, a person, no money to eat hot pot.

Sir, you don't have enough money on this card

With my qualifications and diploma, I will sweep the streets of this city in the future.

The idea of eating food is to eat more if it is delicious, and to eat more if it is not delicious.

The noise in the day is too noisy to wake up, and the night is too quiet to sleep.

Static as paralysis, as if epilepsy.

More lonely than a person eating hot pot is, a person, no money to eat hot pot.

Up to now, only chopsticks can be taken up and put down.

The reason why you drink chicken soup is that the meat has been eaten up by others.

Others are emitting the sour smell of love, only me, emitting the unique fragrance of a single dog.

Good birth is to succeed, and you are to live.

If life deceives you, you turn on the beauty camera and cheat all the people.

As a model of failure, you have been so successful.

Don't always dig out the heart and lung for people. Some people don't eat viscera.

How touching the earth at the beginning, there will be more than ten thousand calamities.

A single man is called a single dog, while a single woman is called a dog.

Please cherish those who hurt you, after all, others are lazy to harm you.

I saw a fortune teller. As soon as I sat down, he asked me, what are you?

Don't stay up too late. Staying up late will hurt your cell phone.

Xiao San is a good thing. She took the dog that doesn't love you.

You can't afford a good-looking skin bag, and an interesting soul can't look up to you.

After learning a lot of skills, I finally found that the most useful skill is to be open!

If you help a friend who is in urgent need of money, he will remember you the next time he needs money.

I'm not the child who spends 50 yuan and has to think about it for a long time. Now I have to think about it for five yuan.

Opportunities are always left to those who have the heart and the face.

Learning makes people happy, but not learning makes people happier.

Freedom has never been a matter of course, but a privilege that requires a very high cost.

The rich man's DINK is called Dink, and the poor man's DINK is called "no son and no son".

There are two kinds of results of strong kiss confession to women, one is Pa Pa Pa, the other is Pa Pa Pa PA. This is the gap between loser and Gao Fu Shuai.

Some people appear in your life, want to tell you, you are so cheat!

If you are lazy with me, you will lose because I am too lazy to compare with you.

Congratulations on making it through another day, winning the lottery, another day.

Sometimes, if you make up your mind to do something, the world will hold you back.

Don't talk about leaving everything to time. Time is too lazy to clean up your mess.

Dream or have to have, in case of hell?

Remember to smile when you encounter lightning, because it is the sky taking pictures for you.

When you are in love, you will feel like taking drugs. If you break up, you will feel like giving up drugs again.

You don't know how to arrange your life. There will be many people to help you arrange what they need you to do.

Don't care about the current trough. There is still a long way to go in the future.

Often those humble small restaurants, to eat the real delicious, and those big hotels I can not afford to eat.

You look serious, like a film on the overpass.

Come back with me. I'll send you my wedding invitation.

People who have really worked hard will understand how important talent is.

You're not choosing a difficult disease, you're just poor.

You can touch your whole body from top to bottom, which is the only station security inspector.

If you don't force yourself, you don't know what despair is.

Why do Chinese people have to choose a good day to get married? Because it's hard to live a good life after marriage!

When you have nothing to give up, don't forget you can give up treatment.

If you can't be angry, don't be angry. If you can't swear, you can do it directly.

I have a dream, just a dream.

In the world, everything can be done, except math problems.

If the world doesn't want you, remember to come to me. I know several traffickers.

If one day I disappear, even if my friends and lovers won't look for me, the bank will go crazy for me.

The girl who loves to laugh is not so bad, but the girl with bad luck can still laugh?

No one is afraid of anything. I have a partner. I have never won chess.

Xiao San is a good thing. She took the dog that doesn't love you.

Along the way, you are willing to suffer a little bit, and there is no need to talk about many hardships.

Lose weight this matter, reduce fast, rebound fast, reduce slowly, give up fast.

No one can make you give up weight loss, you will give up if you think about it.

If you like, you will not know how ugly you are.

Don't think you can't insist on coming, you will insist on staying up late to play with your mobile phone.

For the poor, if life is not tired, it is not called life!

There is no high cold people at all. It's not you who are warm!

There's no hope to be a good man, and bad man is not good at it.

He was pulled out before he had time to get involved.

There is no obstacle in life, only one ridge after another.

I used to buy lottery tickets every day, but one day, I couldn't even afford them.

The blessings and single digit red envelopes are soulless.

The fate of thousands of miles to meet, but not fate also save phone charges.

Only when there is a long line in the station can we really realize that we are the descendants of the dragon.

If you can't rob others, you can't do it on singles day.

There are two kinds of people I hate most about driving. One is people who like to add more traffic, and the other is people who don't let me.

There are two kinds of results of strong kiss confession to women, one is Pa Pa Pa, the other is Pa Pa Pa PA. This is the gap between loser and Gao Fu Shuai.

Don't give up your dream, keep sleeping!

Try to get to know the people you hate, and you will find that the more you look at them, the more you hate them.

Life is like a phone call, either you hang up or I hang up first.

When you are old and can't walk, I use my wheelchair to push you to the square every day to let you watch me dance with other old men.

Nothing can defeat you, because you have never succeeded.

The function of the alarm clock for me is to make me sleep in a different position.

People often say, do not leave youth blank, so I blacken it!

When someone else goes to work, you make noodles.

Most afraid of your life mediocrity, but also comfort themselves that ordinary valuable.

Others did not reply, continue to wait, you will wait until her circle of friends.

Nothing is difficult in the world, as long as you give up!

Complaining doesn't change your life, but money can!

You're not so insecure, because no money is the safest.

You say you are ugly. I think you are not only ugly, but also tell the truth.

Xiao San is a good thing. She took the dog that doesn't love you.

Failure is the mother of success.

You are like the sun in the blue sky, which can't be seen directly.

If you want to buy a Porsche Cayenne, please tell me where your money comes from!

I can't be double faced, but I'm often stabbed on both sides.

If one day I disappear, even if my friends and lovers won't look for me, the bank will go crazy for me.

The flag set up in those years has been deleted. No one can remember it anyway.

He likes you to be plain and beautiful.

Wu Zetian proved that success has nothing to do with gender. You have proved that success has nothing to do with you.

A person's life, three days is doomed to seven by hard work, the remaining 90 by parents.

Please cherish the person who is good to you, otherwise you will not know when you miss it, and then you can meet another blind one.

After a period of suffering, others are happy after suffering, but you are just suffering.

Your life, like your hairline, recedes very quickly.

You must laugh, or you won't know how many crow's feet you have.

You think you can't do anything well? You're wrong. You can make a good waste.

Sleep until hand cramps, count money to wake up naturally.

Failure is also a part of success. Where you fall down, you will deceive others.

Why do people call human, because people live is tired.

Eat fish tonight. I think you are very picky.

Don't always be so narcissistic, beautiful woman looked at you more, just because you are ugly and unique.

Why do parents only look at grades? crap! Can they understand the topic?

If money is also a mistake, then I am willing to make mistakes again and again.

When I was young, I thought money was everything. Now I know when I am old, it's true.

The disappointment has never failed me, every time I really let me down.

There is nothing that money can't solve. If there is, it's that you don't have enough money.

You all praise the beauty, there are traces of PS inside.

Lose weight this matter, reduce fast, rebound fast, reduce slowly, give up fast.

After living for so many years, I still don't understand one thing. Why should the hook be hanged?

Your face, a day destined, nine points to see the filter.