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It doesn't matter if you are poor. Keep your head up and let everyone see that you are not only poor but also ugly and short.

I have a strong desire to learn. Fortunately, my self-control is strong and I am under pressure.

Because I'm poor, I dare not even care about you. I'm afraid you might as well make a huge sum of money if you want to ask for help.

You said that ice is sleeping water, but I only remember the sigh that farts are excrement.

It doesn't matter who you are. What matters is what you want to do when you break into my life?

Some young people create their own image of high-end income through high-end consumption.

It is said that falling in love will affect learning. Does learning not affect falling in love?

In the last month, there were always thirty days of bad luck.

After exercise, you will be surprised to find that you just become strong from obesity.

It's just money. It seems that no one lacks it.

As the saying goes, disasters never come singly. It can be seen that even disasters are accompanied. Look at you again.

Poetry and the distance are getting dirtier and dirtier, and dreams are becoming more and more silly!

What I have thought about is illusion, but I have no future if I do it seriously.

You have gained a lot of money, but also lost a lot of things, such as worry.

Don't worry, rich people will not have bad luck.

Fear of ghosts is really naive. Let me show you people's hearts.

We are good friends. If you fall down, I will help you up, but wait until I finish laughing.

I see two things in your eyes, one is sincerity, and the other is eyedropsy.

Don't look forward to tomorrow, because tomorrow will not be easy.

Can you be sincere to me? Certainly. I really don't like you.

The operation is as fierce as a tiger, and the salary is twenty-five thousand.

In the morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and comforted myself that there was nothing wrong. There was something uglier than me.

Failure is the mother of success, but failure is often infertility.

The ugly duckling can become a swan, not because he works hard, but because his parents are swans.

Life is six big words, and it can't be done in any way.

Do you want to thin into a lightning bolt? The average width of lightning bolt is five meters.

If you don't cherish me, after passing this village, I will wait for you in the next village.

The garbage is still picked up by my parents. How about you?

When you are too old to walk, I will use a wheelchair to push you to the square every day and let you watch me dance with other old men.

I can't solve anything that can be solved with money.

Every man dies, either lighter or heavier than a feather.

He likes your plain face, which must be beautiful.

Like a person is not hidden, even hidden in the wardrobe, or her husband will be found.

When you fall, there are thousands of people who can replace you.

Others are always shining gold, and you will spend it.

The person who gives you a thumbs up may not be praising you, but may be aiming at you with a gun.

You have never succeeded. What are you afraid of?

Looking back on the past, I didn't go straight once.

Eating food is generally kind-hearted, because I only want to eat every day and have no time to calculate others.

To lose weight, you want to insist, but insist on not wanting you.

No, you can't. Only you can't

Whether you are two or no two, two is there, no three no four.

Opportunities are always left to those who have the heart and face.

Don't want to fall in love is false, no one is true.

From today on, I will be tortured by three aunts and eight aunts.

You have to work hard to live, because only by working hard can you know that you really can't do it.

If you are not happy with your money, you are spending it in the wrong way.

One day you will meet a girl who doesn't want your house or your car, nor does she want you.

Only when you eat bitterly can you know how hard it is.

As the saying goes, a man who has no foresight must be rich.

Before he had time to flirt, he was pulled out.

At least in the summer, you are half as rich as you can be.

If it can't be amazing, then it's so ugly!

The stupidest thing I ever did as a child may be looking forward to growing up.

Don't think that the world will turn faster without you.

Others have more money than you and work harder than you, but you are more powerful. You own everything by your own imagination.

Live a good life. Every day will bring a new blow.

The world is so big, I feel so unlucky to know you.

Sister, you take the bow, brother, I walk on the shore. 99% of this sentence is sung.

Others don't know whether you are good or not. Others can only see that you are short, fat and poor.

If it can't be amazing, then it's so ugly!

We should help when we have difficulties. If we have no difficulties, we should help when we create difficulties.

A full man does not know that a hungry man is hungry, and a hungry man does not know that a full man is empty.

No one laughs at your dreams, they just laugh at your strength.

When a relative asked me about my grades, I asked him about his year-end bonus.

It's not that others look down on you, but that others can't see you.

The picture of my wife in my wallet is to remind myself how to lose the money in my wallet.

Three minutes is doomed, seven minutes depends on hard work, and 90 minutes depends on face.

No one looks down on you, because no one looks at you at all.

Insomnia and sleeplessness may be because your mobile phone still has electricity.

Fortunately, you didn't wash your hair last year. Otherwise, you didn't even have oil in cooking this year.

The broadest in the world is the sea, the sky is wider than the sea, and the examination scope is wider than the sky.

You used to be my sun, my whole world, and now you are just a ball.

Although others seem to be doing well, they are actually doing well behind their backs.

I don't swear because I have strong practical ability.

One cannot lower his noble head, except when picking up money.

Women conquer men with silk stockings, and men conquer banks with silk stockings.

If life betrays you, hope is to sell by catty. After all, you are fat.

You have to work hard to be worthy and used.

When can I withdraw the money in my mind.

April Fool's Day is just a chance for liars to tell the truth.

God closed the door for you, and then went to wash and sleep.

Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first or I hang up first.

It doesn't matter who you are. What matters is what you want to do when you break into my life?

Your father must work very hard to make you look effortless.

Living expenses are like big aunts. They come once a month and disappear in a few days.

Young people, it's nothing to have no money now. There will be many days without money in the future.

Come on, boys! As long as you work hard, your boss will succeed.

Put down your mobile phone and go for a walk. Finally, you will find that it is still interesting.

I examine myself three times a day. I have no money, no car, no house.

Pay attention to details and start from small things, because you can't do big things at all.

My hobbies are divided into dynamic and static. Dynamic means turning over, while static means sleeping.

The most beautiful words in the world are not that I love you, but that your tumor is benign!

Complaining won't change your life, but money can!

Love is mostly unsuccessful, either suffering from the boredom of getting married, or suffering from the sadness of not getting married.

Never keep your eyes on your mobile phone for too long. Experts say it will lose power.

People's bodies are full of talent, and your bodies are full of pearl milk tea.

Please believe me, every word I say is nonsense!

You are not so miserable. People who are miserable don't have mobile phones.

You can't always look at what you don't have. Look more at what you have. Forget it. Close your eyes.

It's just money. It seems that no one lacks it.

Look in the mirror more often, and you will understand the reasons for many things.

You must persist in doing anything, and you will always see the day of failure.

You are very creative and courageous.

Good looking bag for three thousand one nights, interesting soul wants car and room.

There is no trace of wings in the sky, unless you will lose hair when flying.

As long as you are willing to bear hardships, work hard, and go begging, someone will catch up

All roads lead to Rome, and each has a toll station.

Go to bed early, because the person you like has already fallen asleep with others.

When you are in love, you will feel like taking drugs. When you break up, you will feel like giving up drugs.

Come back with me. I'll send you my wedding invitation.

Hope is fire, disappointment is smoke, life is smoke while making fire.

It's funny when someone smiles.

I thought we could go to the end together. Who knows, you will take a taxi after two steps.

It is said that a tired dog is not as tired as you.

The beautiful collarbone is the same, and the interesting belly is bouncing around.

At present, the most reliable way to get rich is that your house is demolished.

The world laughs at my madness. I laugh at how quickly the world can see it.

I want to go to the movies with my boyfriend. Is there anything interesting?

Life is different from riding a bicycle. Even going downhill will not be easy.

You are not so miserable. People who are miserable don't have mobile phones.

We work very hard to live like ordinary people.

If I can lose weight through my wild imagination, I may have only my soul left now.

You work so hard every day and endure so much loneliness and pain. But I haven't seen how excellent you are!

I don't want to be stabbed in two directions, but I am often stabbed in two directions.

I made a plan for the holiday, and only finished P after half the summer vacation because of the lan.

When I was a child, I was most afraid of dreaming that I would find the toilet. The most terrible thing is that I found the toilet without waking up.

I want to have puppy love, but it's too late

I mustered up courage to face the reality, but found that courage is really just gas.

It is said that a tired dog is not as tired as you.

Don't complain about the miserable experience of the present, which is far from the future.

When I was a child, I hated eating and sleeping. Now I think it's really cheap.

What's wrong with you? You have to get sick in bed!

If others work hard, they will succeed. If you work hard, you will have a meal.

An angel will love you for me, so I will love others.

If a person returns to you in seconds, it only means that he is playing with his mobile phone.

My hobbies are divided into dynamic and static. Dynamic means turning over, while static means sleeping.

When you feel ugly and poor, don't be sad, at least your judgment is correct.

The only way to relieve worries is to become rich.

If money can't do something in the world, you can certainly do it with more money.

Young people, it's nothing to have no money now. There will be many days without money in the future.

The friendship between girls is like a plastic flower, which is fake but never withers.

I am happy for you if you are doing well, but I am happy for the whole world if you are not doing well.

I don't know which link has gone wrong. Is there a middleman who makes a difference?

Gui is not the defect of iPhone, poor is your defect.

If you still persist, you are not desperate enough.

Most people lie for the first time in life, starting from writing a composition.

If it can't be amazing, then it's so ugly!

The reason for being single so far is that it is difficult to start with acquaintances and to speak with strangers.

There is only one kind of worry when you are not full, and there are countless worries when you are full.

If others play pig and eat tiger, you can only play pig.

Every man dies, either lighter or heavier than a feather.

Snow White explained that no matter how nice the seven little losers are to her, they can't be as good as a kiss from Gao Fushuai.

I hate two kinds of people most when driving. One is the person who likes to jam, the other is the person who doesn't let me jam.

Nine out of ten things are unhappy in life, and the rest are even more unhappy!

I find that I can coax girls to sleep. As soon as I send a message, the girl will say I am going to sleep.

People should have dreams, even if it is salted fish, they should also make the saltiest one.

No, there are only endless obstacles.

The meaning that poverty cannot be removed is that if you are poor, stay at home and don't go anywhere.

When quarreling with an object, don't investigate the cause of the quarrel first, but find out how he is emboldened.

Pinch your fingers, and you two will be separated.

If the world doesn't want you, remember to come to me. I know several traffickers.

Love is a light, green to your panic.

Rich, full of fat.

If money can't do something in the world, you can certainly do it with more money.

To lose weight, you want to insist, but insist on not wanting you.

Your vision is not limited to your living environment, but also to your vision.

What wakes me up every day is not the ideal, but the music of the square dance downstairs.

Everyone praises you for your beauty. There are traces of PS.

Life is bound to give up some people, not you don't care, they don't care.

As long as the hoe is wielded well, no corner cannot be dug down.

Of course, money can't buy you happiness, but money will make you happy.

Don't complain about the lack of power when your mobile phone is not used very much. You are not the same. You are tired without doing anything.

No object is afraid of nothing. I have objects, and I have never won chess.

You should be careful during the Spring Festival. After all, you have to kill pigs during the Spring Festival.

If life deceives you, you will open the beauty camera and deceive all people.

Face hardships bravely. Those who can't kill you can only leave you disabled.

Marriage is the reorganization of assets of two families.

I hope that some things can be solved by myself, not by myself, but by myself.

God closes a security door for you, and also conveniently puts a titanium alloy lock on you.

Finally, he won 5 million yuan. When he cashed in, he woke up with a smile.

There is no end to learning.

Life is six big words, and it can't be done in any way.

It is not difficult to be a good man for one day, but it is difficult to be a rich man for a lifetime.

I don't know that firewood and rice are expensive if I'm not in charge, and I don't know I'm fat if I don't take photos.

Making girls cry is a terrible thing, and making boys cry is an explosive thing.

I can't afford to eat in big hotels.

Life begins to put pickled peppers on my chicken paws!

Sister, you take the bow, brother, I walk on the shore. 99% of this sentence is sung.

From today on, I will be tortured by three aunts and eight aunts.

When I was young, I often thought about whether I would go to Beijing University or Tsinghua University when I grew up. Now I think about it.

Xiaoming was kept in the dark by his parents for a long time, leading to suffocation and death.

Why is God always jealous of talents? Because nobody cares how long a fool lives.

The best time to show love is at noon, because there will be retribution sooner or later.

The world is so big, you only watch in the circle of friends.

The money for buying a house has not been saved yet, so we will start to save money for buying graves.

Others' life is full of stories, while mine is full of accidents.

Don't think the world has abandoned you. The world has no time to answer you!

The world laughs at my madness. I laugh at how quickly the world can see it.

Young people should not always think about taking shortcuts. Strong parents are the absolute principle.

If being rich is also a mistake, I would rather make mistakes again and again.

If you become a spare tire, please forget that you are also a jack.

There is no wife in the wife cake, and there is no cotton in the marshmallow, so there is no money in the wallet.

Insomnia and sleeplessness may be because your mobile phone still has electricity.

I used to go to school to make money, but now I work to make money.

If you like a girl, you should study hard to find a good job and earn a lot of money. When she gets married, you should pay more.

Because I'm poor, I dare not even care about you. I'm afraid you might as well make a huge sum of money if you want to ask for help.

I heard you had a bad time. I squatted at the door and laughed all day.

Don't ask me what I have. Tell me what you want first, and then why you need it.

The world is so big, I feel so unlucky to know you.

Escape can't solve the problem. You can't solve it without escaping.

56 nationalities, 55 extra points.

What do you like about me? I like you to stay away from me.

They say that my sister is beautiful, but in fact she is made up.

Don't get up if you hit the ground. You will still be hit to the ground anyway!

Poverty is not a state, but a normal state.

Rich people are worried about too much tax, and you will only feel that you don't have enough sleep!

The aunt who spread pancakes said that she earned thirty thousand yuan a month, and you are not short of an egg.

Don't say that you are good at nothing. You are a good hand at staying up late playing mobile phones.

There are more than eight or nine bad things in life.

When I was young, I didn't like eating, so I am short now. Now love to eat leads to fat and short.

Someone saved your number to call you. I'm different. I don't want to answer it.

I don't know which link has gone wrong. Is there a middleman who makes a difference?

If there is no accident on Valentine's Day, you can live alone. If there is an accident, you can live in the hospital.

God didn't give me any great responsibility, so it still hurts my mind and bones.

The creditor is the one who will not abandon you even if you break your property.

Today's young people want to sleep at all times except when they don't want to sleep.

I never think about when I can succeed. Since I have chosen to be far away, it is still far away.

The time has come for all contradictions to be resolved with the words "celebrate the New Year".

You are like my sunshine, which is dazzling.

Everyone likes to be with you to show their good looks.

Do you think you are Cinderella? Please don't dream, she is the daughter of the count.

Those who have really worked hard know that the gap in IQ is insurmountable.

You think you can do nothing well? If you are wrong, you can also be a waste.

Making girls cry is a terrible thing, and making boys cry is an explosive thing.

I have a dream, just a dream.

How great is being rich? Being rich is really amazing.

It's funny when someone smiles.

If you look the same as the selfie, why don't you have a boyfriend.

It's not easy to take a vacation these days. Even the vacation should be in the honor of our ancestors.

Fat people don't starve to death. Hungry people are also fat people.

If you don't force yourself, you don't know what despair is.

Those who have really worked hard will understand how important talent is.

One day you will meet a girl who doesn't want your house or your car, nor does she want you.

If life deceives you, you will open the beauty camera and deceive all people.

I met you at the most beautiful age. I want to say that I was really unlucky!

You can't ignore your ugliness just because you are fat.

You think you are a worm that can turn into a butterfly, but you are just a maggot.

If you think you are busy every day, it must be your illusion. Dogs must be less busy than you.

Your present life may not be what you want, but it is definitely your own.

Only by carrying the blame for the leader more often will the leader treat you as a fool.

There must be pure friendship between men and women. Every girl I know says she can only be friends with me at most.

Distance produces not beauty, but a third party.

After living for so many years, I have never understood one thing. Why did the hook hang?

Rich, full of fat.

I am typing..., which has given me hope and disappointment.

The ugly duckling can become a swan, not because he works hard, but because his parents are swans.

I hate people who flatter me most in my life. When I am with them, it seems that I am not a man.

If you use it skillfully, you can save 80% of your life.

All those who complain about social injustice and system can only be translated into one sentence: please give me money, women and social status.

Don't get up if you hit the ground. You will still be hit to the ground anyway!

When the salted fish turned over, it was still salted fish.

If you think from the perspective of others, one day you will find that you have lost yourself.

I saved dandruff for a year just to give you snow.

Congratulations on another day. You won a prize. Another day.

It's good of you to leave. Otherwise, I always worry that you will stay for dinner.

Although you are short, your hairline is high.

Others' life is full of stories, while mine is full of accidents.

Ma Yun's success has nothing to do with his appearance, Jiang Shang's success has nothing to do with his age, and success has nothing to do with you.

Don't say you have nothing, you still have a debt.

I made a very risky investment. If I succeed, I can earn several hundred million yuan. If I fail, I will lose my money.

I was poor, so the National Day at home, to avoid a festival.

It is nothing but good.

When you meet a girl you like, you should be brave to express your love. Only when you take the initiative can you know that she has her name.

Nothing is difficult in the world, as long as you give up!

If you work harder, you will get more blows.

I hope that some things can be solved by myself, not by myself, but by myself.

Complaining won't change your life, but money can!

The stupidest thing I ever did as a child may be looking forward to growing up.

Every time I look at the poor travel log, I feel that if I am poor, I should not go out to surf.

You feel lonely. It doesn't matter. You still have a mobile phone.

I can think of only the most accurate adjective for myself: plump.

Time has taught me that I don't have to wait for anyone except express delivery.

Although you are ugly, you think beautiful.

I made a very risky investment. If I succeed, I can earn several hundred million yuan. If I fail, I will lose my money.

Poverty has limited me so much, why not limit my weight?

Fools are blessed with fools, but silly B doesn't.

I don't want to get married and have children, which is my consciousness as a poor person.

The starting point of others is the end point beyond your reach.

The rich man's DINK is DINK, and the poor man's DINK is called having no children.

People who can afford to eat bird's nest have good skin.

Love really needs courage to accept, no one loves again and again.

I dreamed that I was taking a test, and then I woke up and found that I was really taking a test.

People should have dreams, even if it is salted fish, they should also make the saltiest one.

In this final exam, I will tell you how many people there are in our grade.

When you know where you are going, the whole world is blocking you up.

Do you know why God is jealous of talents? Because nobody cares how long the fool lives.

If you are willing to peel off my heart layer by layer, you will find that I am lacking in heart.

When a relative asked me about my grades, I asked him about his year-end bonus.

Opportunities are reserved for those who are prepared. Those who have no opportunities should not prepare blindly.

The most beautiful words in the world are not that I love you, but that your tumor is benign!

When happiness knocks on the door, I'm afraid I'm not at home, so I've always been homestead.

If you work harder, you will get more blows.

I lay on the bed looking at the ceiling, thinking about the ceiling of my work, just the floor of others.

Don't be afraid of myopia, because in front of you, there is nothing but failure.

Time is money. Am I wasting time? No, I'm just showing off my wealth!

I don't know how many peaks you can cross before you succeed. Anyway, you can't escape two peaks sooner or later.

Learning without thinking is labor lost; thinking without learning is perilous. Don't think or learn online loan.

God will not treat infatuated people unfairly, he is to die.

It's better to have a high vision when looking for a partner. You have to find an excuse because no one likes you.

Success can be copied, but for you, pasting is prohibited here.

I looked for her thousands of times. When I looked back, that person still ignored me.

We agreed to go to Baitou together, but you secretly baked oil.

No matter what kind of alienation we become, a red envelope can return to the original.

Many people like to make a mountain out of a molehill in life. In fact, it is really unnecessary to think about how to deal with a mountain out of a molehill.

Failure is the mother of success, but I have failed so many times that I don't know who my mother is.

The night gives you black eyes, but you use them to roll your eyes.

College students, you should know that learning is not necessarily rewarding, but you can certainly receive goods by cutting hands.

When I take off my clothes, I am an animal. When I put on my clothes, I am an animal dressed in clothes.

Distance produces not beauty, but a third party.

Brain is a great thing. I hope you have it.

I just want to talk to you about the past, but you ask me if I want to buy it.

It is really miserable to be lazy and have goals.

No object is afraid of nothing. I have objects, and I have never won chess.

One of the symptoms of mental collapse is to believe that your work is very important.

Rich people are worried about too much tax, and you will only feel that you don't have enough sleep!

Occasionally, I still have to go out for a walk to know how comfortable I am in bed.

Compared with ugliness, it is not worth mentioning.

I know that haste makes waste. I can't eat hot tofu in a hurry. How can you say I have procrastination?

God didn't give me any great responsibility, so it still hurts my mind and bones.

Do you think it's better to bow to life? Life is about getting you down on your knees.

You have changed all uncertainty into certainty.

A person's longest love history is probably narcissism.

You have suffered the most serious injury when playing football. It was your girlfriend who went to the court to feed the opponent with water!

It is not because we see hope that we persist, but because we persist that we know there is no hope.

Some people are four, except two, or two.

Your sister is a good girl and has shared a lot for your mother.

It doesn't matter if you fail in the college entrance examination. There will be more failures waiting for you in the future.

It's said that it's raining in your city. I don't know if you have an umbrella. If you take this rain, it will be white.

Why God closes the door for you is not because you are invisible.

Don't bow to fate easily, because when you bow, you will see fat.

What I have thought about is illusion, but I have no future if I do it seriously.

Most people lie for the first time in life, starting from writing a composition.

The most romantic thing I can think of is watching you grow old alone.

If you are infatuated with a person, you must not be worthy of him!

Don't look down on anyone easily. Even killing Matt has more hair than you.

You still have to have dreams. Otherwise, when you drink too much, what do you talk to people about?

Journey to the West tells us that a teammate like a pig can make the team go to the west.

When we meet the elder, it's not that we don't want to call him, but that we don't know what to call him.

A girl's introduction: a hooligan in thought, a good girl in life. However, it gives me the feeling that I am ugly and lively.

Don't talk about leaving everything to time. Time is too lazy to clean up your mess.

Living expenses are like big aunts. They come once a month and disappear in a few days.

I never hold grudges. I usually take revenge on the spot.

Every time I see you wearing silk stockings, I have an unspeakable feeling that carrots are wrapped in plastic wrap.

Before I met you, my world was black and white. After I met you, it was completely black.

Love is mostly unsuccessful, either suffering from the boredom of getting married, or suffering from the sadness of not getting married.

If you are ugly, you should exercise more, so that you can beat others when they say you are ugly.

At present, the most reliable way to get rich is that your house is demolished.

Have you ever thought about May 4th Youth Day and June 1st Children's Day? There are only 38 festivals left for you.

There is neither the face that makes people fall in love at first sight, nor the money that makes people love for a long time.

God closes a security door for you, and also conveniently puts a titanium alloy lock on you.

Thought has given us too much freedom, and we are dragging thoughts down!

Life is either this or that. In short, it is not what you think.

Learning without thinking is labor lost; thinking without learning is perilous. Don't think or learn online loan.

Others have more money than you and work harder than you, but you are more powerful. You own everything by your own imagination.

All roads lead to Rome, and some people were born in Rome.

I heard you had a bad time. I squatted at the door and laughed all day.

People's bodies are full of talent, and your bodies are full of pearl milk tea.

Someone saved your number to call you. I'm different. I don't want to answer it.

There is no straight man. As long as you look good enough, you can become bent.

Nothing is difficult in the world, as long as you give up!

Always repeating, especially mistakes!

Go out more while you are young, or you won't know how good it is to stay at home.

After suffering, I finally became a servant.

The prince took the size 43 crystal shoes he left behind and pondered.

All roads lead to Rome, and each has a toll station.

Many people think they are too tired to live. In fact, they may just sleep too late.

It doesn't matter if you are ugly. Let others know with your words and manners that you are still a person without connotation.

Do you think rich people are happy? Their happiness is beyond your imagination.

In fact, you also have the ability to lose weight.

A girl's introduction: a hooligan in thought, a good girl in life. However, it gives me the feeling that I am ugly and lively.

Poverty has limited me so much, why not limit my weight?

Others' life is full of stories, while mine is full of accidents.

I am a man. Never challenge my bottom line, or I will have to change it again.

I hope that some things can be solved by myself, not by myself, but by myself.

Making money is a kind of ability, spending money is a kind of technology. My ability is limited, but my technology is high.

Empress Wu has proved that success has nothing to do with gender, and you have proved that success has nothing to do with you.

Despair is not in a certain moment, but in every moment.

Enter the elder friend circle to learn the latest rumors.

I used to live on my face, but I almost starved to death before giving up.

If you are ugly, you should exercise more, so that you can beat others when they say you are ugly.

If life deceives you, you will open the beauty camera and deceive all people.

There are so many mental disabilities in the world, but you have become the best.

I don't know that firewood and rice are expensive if I'm not in charge, and I don't know I'm fat if I don't take photos.

Others' life is full of stories, while mine is full of accidents.

Marriage is the reorganization of assets of two families.

I hate one word most in my life! Especially when you can't do the questions.

My hobbies are divided into dynamic and static. Dynamic means turning over, while static means sleeping.

I wanted to enjoy life, but I found it difficult to survive.

Life is bound to give up some people, not you don't care, they don't care.

The starting point of others is the end point beyond your reach.

Every time you spend money, you say your wallet is dripping blood, but your wallet has lost too much blood and died.

If you become a spare tire, please forget that you are also a jack.

When the salted fish has a dream, it will become a salted fish with a dream.

You are so good at comforting others. You must have spent a lot of time comforting yourself.

Good looking bags have nothing to do with you. You don't have interesting souls.

With you all the way, I am willing to suffer a little, and I will not talk about suffering a lot.

When heaven was about to place a great responsibility on these people, he had to work hard first, and then heaven changed his mind.

Good looking bags have nothing to do with you. You don't have interesting souls.

Enter the elder friend circle to learn the latest rumors.

It is only after suffering that we know that there is no bitterest, only more bitter.

Good looking bag for three thousand one nights, interesting soul wants car and room.

My head is not empty. I am the person who wants to make great achievements, but the chaos is just beginning.

It is said that men become worse when they have money. I have been a good man for more than 30 years!

It is not difficult to be a good man for one day, but it is difficult to be a rich man for a lifetime.

It doesn't matter whether the twisted melon is sweet or not, as long as it can quench thirst.

Don't worry, everything is the worst arrangement.

I can think of only the most accurate adjective for myself: plump.

I want to have puppy love, but it's too late

What can be solved with money is not a problem, but how to have money is your biggest problem.

I don't want to read, mainly because no one feeds cattle, pigs or sheep at home.

If life deceives you, you will open the beauty camera and deceive all people.

Life is not only the immediate pressure, but also the disaster behind it.

No one cares how high you fly, but there are a group of people waiting to see how bad you fall.

Every time you want to save money, your IQ will reach its peak!

After the Double 11, I changed from a single to a single with heavy debts.

Recently, I have changed from the bad habit of staying up late to staying up all night.

Others' life is full of stories, while mine is full of accidents.

The function of the alarm clock for me is to let me sleep in a different position.

Time has taught me that I don't have to wait for anyone except express delivery.

It doesn't matter if you say something wrong, you will continue to say it wrong.

Even if you fail 99 times, you should try again to round up an integer.

Yesterday a thief came to my house to steal money. We searched together all night.

They say that my sister is beautiful, but in fact she is made up.

If you have a large amount of money in front of you and a fan, what does it have to do with you?

You can't even sleep well. Do you want to sleep with others?

You can't do two points, neither can you do this, nor can you do that.

Can your play be less like your money?

Other people's money is outside my possession.

Failure is also a part of success. Where you fall, you are corrupting others.

Try to understand the people you hate, and you will find that the more you look at them, the more annoying they are.

They say that my sister is beautiful, but in fact she is made up.

The best time to show love is at noon, because there will be retribution sooner or later.

I will see the parents of the other party tomorrow. I'm so nervous. After all, I beat their children first.

When you feel uncomfortable, touch your chest and tell yourself that you are a man and should be strong.

If you like a person, you should confess. What if it becomes a spare tire?

With a lofty ambition, you can't bind a chicken with your hands.

You think you are a worm that can turn into a butterfly, but you are just a maggot.

People need to work hard. After you work hard, you will find that you are really ordinary.

If you can't accommodate me, it means that either your mind is too narrow or my personality is too great.

Hope is fire, disappointment is smoke, life is smoke while making fire.

Work, love and life are not smooth? Look in the mirror and you will understand many things.

I want to go to the movies with my boyfriend. Is there anything interesting?

Although I am indifferent to you at ordinary times, I actually said a lot of bad things about you behind my back.

Others are just playing fat, while you are ugly and serious.

Don't look down on anyone easily. Even killing Matt has more hair than you.

Don't get up if you hit the ground. You will still be hit to the ground anyway!

Fear of ghosts is really naive. Let me show you people's hearts.

Go out and start your own business when you have less money to work for. It is guaranteed that you will lose all your money.

Every time I see you wearing silk stockings, I have an unspeakable feeling that carrots are wrapped in plastic wrap.

Don't think God is torturing you, but in fact, God doesn't care about you at all.

The girls nowadays are so outrageous. They can't see the career line even though their neckline is so low

Ask what money is in the world. It's just a matter of life and death.

No reply from others. Keep waiting. You will wait for her circle of friends.

Finally, he won 5 million yuan. When he cashed in, he woke up with a smile.

If life betrays you, hope is to sell by catty. After all, you are fat.

Young people should not always think about taking shortcuts. Strong parents are the absolute principle.

You still have to have dreams. Otherwise, when you drink too much, what do you talk to people about?

There was no way in the world. When there were more people walking, the teacher began to call the roll.

Work hard if you are poor! If you don't work hard, how can you be in debt.

If you don't give up one second, you will be even more desperate next time.

Many people think they are too tired to live. In fact, they may just sleep too late.

Escape can't solve the problem. You can't solve it without escaping.

I think lovelorn is not terrible, blind is terrible.

If you really want to do something well, the world will stand in your way.

Poetry and the distance are getting dirtier and dirtier, and dreams are becoming more and more silly!

When I went to see the psychiatrist, the doctor said, "You are not depressed. You are really miserable.".

You don't have nothing, you are still sick!

You have to work hard to live, because only by working hard can you know that you really can't do it.

Poetry and the distance are getting dirtier and dirtier, and dreams are becoming more and more silly!

The handsome kickers are handsome, and the ugly ones are like shovel shit when playing golf.

Buy a globe on holiday. You can not only see the world but also turn around it.

The disappointments never let me down, and each time they really let me down.

In order to prevent me from spending money indiscriminately this month, I spent all my money in advance.

Remember to smile at all times, it will make you look like a neurotic who can't be easily provoked.

Ask what money is in the world. It's just a matter of life and death.

The biggest advantage of blind date is that if the marriage goes wrong in the future, you can shift the responsibility to the matchmaker.

People should have dreams, even if it is salted fish, they should also make the saltiest one.

Everyone likes to be with you to show their good looks.

Just because I looked at you more in the crowd, you thought I would sit on your motorcycle.

There is no end to learning.

The paste is not on the desk, but in your mind.

I'm not the kind of person who would kill a man if he fell down. I just sealed the well.

The difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, while people sometimes are not people.

No, there are only endless obstacles.

Although you are single, you are as fat as two people.

I am a fish with pickled cabbage, which is both sour and vegetable.

If I didn't have the ability to comfort myself, I really couldn't live now.

Be modest, listen to others' opinions, and then write down their names carefully.

Don't be angry if you can't be angry, don't swear if you can't be angry, and do it directly if you can.

After living for so many years, I found that the only thing I can stick to is charging my mobile phone every day.

When you meet a girl you like, you should be brave to express your love. Only when you take the initiative can you know that she has her name.

Three minutes is doomed, seven minutes depends on hard work, and 90 minutes depends on face.

If you don't get crazy, you will get old faster.

Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately, it killed all the students in the end.

Once a dreamer, now there is no dream, only homesick.

Before I met you, my world was black and white. After I met you, it was completely black.

Don't put yourself too high, or you will not come down.

In fact, you also have the ability to lose weight.

There is a long way to go. I will ask for help.

Instead of staring at the phone screen, you should look up from time to time to see where the boss is.

Your life is the same as your hairline. It retreats very fast.

Is money really that important to you? I've been talking for more than three hours, and I haven't lowered a penny.

When you see others on their way to success, ask yourself if you don't want to be a stumbling block on their way to success?

Others say that I can't help the mud on the wall, but why should I go on the wall? Is it uncomfortable to lie on the ground?

It doesn't matter if you are ugly. Let others know with your words and manners that you are still a person without connotation.

I dreamed that I was taking a test, and then I woke up and found that I was really taking a test.

In the past, I wanted to celebrate the New Year in a lively way, but now I want to be quiet.

People should have dreams, even if it is salted fish, they should also make the saltiest one.

Don't always open your heart and lungs to others. Some people don't eat viscera.

I have an early heart, but my quilt and bed disagree.

Every time I see you wearing silk stockings, I have an unspeakable feeling that carrots are wrapped in plastic wrap.

You can't ignore your ugliness just because you are fat.

The female ticket suddenly became thinner, most of which were air leaks.

The purpose of putting mirrors in the school building is to let you know that people who are ugly should read more.

The aunt who spread pancakes said that she earned thirty thousand yuan a month, and you are not short of an egg.

Don't set your bank card password as your girlfriend's birthday, or you will always have more trouble.

If you like a girl, work hard to earn more money, and then pay more.

The way you try to talk to him is like a shopping guide in the mall.

Others use brand-name bags, while you can only use facial expression bags.

If you work harder, you will be able to move forward. Life is crazy.

After the Double 11, I changed from a single to a single with heavy debts.

As long as you are willing to bear hardships, work hard, and go begging, someone will catch up

After working hard for so long, if there is any talent, there should be some signs of success.

The pain of life is not because you don't have money, but because others have money.

Every man dies, either lighter or heavier than a feather.

Three hundred and sixty lines lead to bugs.

You can be as lazy as a pig, but not as lazy as a pig.

There is nothing in the world that money can't solve. If there is, it's your lack of money.

People who are better than you are still working hard. What's the use of your efforts?

When I take off my clothes, I am an animal. When I put on my clothes, I am an animal dressed in clothes.

I changed her from a girl to a woman, and she changed me from a boy to a poor man.

What does your partner call you? My partner told me to go away.

The one with wings may not be an angel, but a thunderbolt.

You should be safe and steady, because you can't make any moth.

Age is not a problem, height is not a distance, who likes you without money?

It doesn't matter if you are single. There will be a long time to be single in the future.

Those who have really worked hard will understand how important talent is.

The exam is so easy, where there is no exam!

They laughed at my ugliness, and I laughed at their correctness.

I thought I could get hold of my little sister by holding her hand, but I didn't expect her to be Thousand Hand Avalokitesvara.

Snow White explained that no matter how nice the seven little losers are to her, they can't be as good as a kiss from Gao Fushuai.

I dreamed that I was taking a test, and then I woke up and found that I was really taking a test.

The difference between you and Xueba is that all your flashes of inspiration are his basic questions.

Money is not everything, but money can really do what you want.

If you like it, you should express your love, so that you can know your spare tire number.

Don't bow your head, your chin will show.

Three hundred and sixty lines lead to bugs.

Every day, I think about a question diligently. How can I get something without work?

You think that the prodigal son will not change his money when he returns. In fact, the prodigal son may just go ashore slowly.

The world laughs at my madness. I laugh at how quickly the world can see it.

How can you live up to the death of chickens, ducks, fish and pigs if you don't eat fat for the New Year?

Others worry about how to earn money, but I worry about how to spend money. How can twenty yuan be spent until the 10th of next month?

If you have a rough life in the first half of your life, don't worry too much. You will adapt in the second half of your life.

Talking about money hurts feelings, talking about feelings hurts money.

If you don't have to blush again, can you borrow some money.

Don't be too confident. You may trust the wrong person.

Good looking bags have nothing to do with you. You don't have interesting souls.

Making money is like constipation - it's hard, spending money is like diarrhea - I can't hold it.

Appearance is not important. Love is about feeling, but people don't feel ugly.

Intermittent reform, continuous mixed eating and death.

The life span of mobile phones is 1/20 of that of human beings. Please put aside the chores around you and accompany it well!

Your complicated facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

It doesn't matter if you say something wrong, you will continue to say it wrong.

Like a person is not hidden, even hidden in the wardrobe, or her husband will be found.

Where there is a long way to go, waving is to leave the tea cool.

I don't know that firewood and rice are expensive if I'm not in charge, and I don't know I'm fat if I don't take photos.

Those who have really worked hard know that the gap in IQ is insurmountable.

Eat fish tonight. I think you are very picky.

What's wrong with you? You have to get sick in bed!

God sprinkles wisdom on the world, but you have an umbrella.

Only age and fat can get something for nothing.

Can your play be less like your money?

Remember to smile at all times, it will make you look like a neurotic who can't be easily provoked.

He who covets small profits cannot achieve great things.

Of course, money can't buy you happiness, but money will make you happy.

Come to me when you have no money. Let me tell you how to live without money.

The prince took the size 43 crystal shoes he left behind and pondered.

If you don't leave, I will die.

There will be many unexpected things in the world. For example, you think I will give an example.

Don't talk about being cheated. People at your age are customers.

Love is a double-edged sword. One side cuts you very hard, and the other side also cuts you very hard.

Maybe sleep is the real form of human activity. No wonder I always can't wake up.

Single hair loss and no money, running into the elderly.

If you really want to do something well, the world will stand in your way.

Don't put things off until tomorrow. The day after tomorrow is a good day.

My head is not empty. I am the person who wants to make great achievements, but the chaos is just beginning.

There will be many unexpected things in the world. For example, you think I will give an example.

What good habits have you adhered to in order to become beautiful? Insist on beauty.

Escape can't solve the problem. You can't solve it without escaping.

There is a long way to go. I will ask for help.

As long as the hoe is wielded well, no corner cannot be dug down.

You can be an ox or a horse, but you should never be a Party B.

All roads lead to Rome, but some people were born in Rome

If a person returns to you in seconds, it only means that he is playing with his mobile phone.

Other people's money is outside my possession.

The world is so big, I want to see where it is convenient to beg!

Who said I can't play musical instruments? How nice of me to back off!

Doing the political examination paper is the time I lied most in my life.

To lose weight is to prove to my mother that not only fat can't find objects, but also thin can't find objects!

Put wings on your dream. Although it may not fly far, it must fall heavily!

If you become a spare tire, please forget that you are also a jack.

Life is about ups and downs. At the end of the day, it will naturally jump twice.

The only one who can touch your whole body from top to bottom is the station security inspector.

Don't stay up too late. It hurts your phone to stay up late.

It is said that a tired dog is not as tired as you.

Those who don't make money say they are starting a business.

When you fall, there are thousands of people who can replace you.

How great is being rich? Being rich is really amazing.

Living expenses are like big aunts. They come once a month and disappear in a few days.

When you feel that life is unfair to you, weigh your weight and look in the mirror, you will feel that everything is reasonable again.

Always repeating, especially mistakes!

Failure is the mother of success, but I have failed so many times that I don't know who my mother is.

Xiaoming was kept in the dark by his parents for a long time, leading to suffocation and death.

Don't think God is torturing you, but in fact, God doesn't care about you at all.

If the deposit is negative, the house is rented, there is a bicycle, and it is shared.

Even if the heavy rain overturns the whole city, the company still counts you as late.

Learning makes people happy; not learning makes people happier.

I never hold grudges. I usually take revenge on the spot.

I looked for her thousands of times. When I looked back, that person still ignored me.

In fact, what you hate is not square dancing, but square dancing aunts.

Other people's money is outside my possession.

There was a period of love, called love for oneself.

I lay on the bed looking at the ceiling, thinking about the ceiling of my work, just the floor of others.

I see two things in your eyes, one is sincerity, and the other is eyedropsy.

Do you think today is the worst day? Tomorrow will change your opinion.

If you want to buy a Porsche Cayenne, please ask the friends who bought it, where did you get your money from!

I'm not the kind of person who would kill a man if he fell down. I just sealed the well.

Everyone else has a background, but I only have my back.

I have a friend who stopped complaining and began to work hard. After several years, he still looks like a bird.

Knowledge gives you power, ignorance will give you more powerful, fearless and unpredictable power.

I thought I could get hold of my little sister by holding her hand, but I didn't expect her to be Thousand Hand Avalokitesvara.

God is fair. If he gives you an ugly face, he will definitely give you a poor family.

Fat people don't starve to death. Hungry people are also fat people.

Your life is the same as your hairline. It retreats very fast.

You are not incompetent, you just have no right to choose.

Shushan has its own way. It's your fault that you don't have a rich life.

If you are infatuated with a person, you must not be worthy of him!

I will never be brainless and post my brand on the Internet because I can't afford it.

Five hundred times of looking back in the previous life, but in exchange for the sentence of this life, hooligan.

The ugly duckling can become a swan, not because he works hard, but because his parents are swans.

When you play with your mobile phone for a long time, you should rest your eyes and look out of the window to think about why you are so poor.

You must believe that tomorrow will be better and better to turn you into a dog.

I picked up a magic lamp and wished I could find my girlfriend before I died. As a result, I got eternal life!

Please wear a helmet when riding an electric bicycle, otherwise, classmates driving Mercedes Benz will recognize you.

There are two tragedies in life, one is not getting what you want, the other is getting what you don't want.

Some people have worked hard all their lives, that is, from the fourth class to the third class.

We work very hard to live like ordinary people.

At present, the most reliable way to get rich is that your house is demolished.

Nothing is difficult in the world, as long as you give up!

Sharing weal and woe, you don't accompany, who are you?

When I was young, I often thought about whether I would go to Beijing University or Tsinghua University when I grew up. Now I think about it.

All roads lead to Rome, and some people were born in Rome.

If you don't cherish me, after passing this village, I will wait for you in the next village.

If eating fish can boost your brain, you should eat at least one whale.

Can your play be less like your money?

I made a very risky investment. If I succeed, I can earn several hundred million yuan. If I fail, I will lose my money.

Every day, I think about a question diligently. How can I get something without work?

Don't ask me what I have. Tell me what you want first, and then why you need it.

What does it feel like to be short? He wanted to stare at people, but he was forced to be cute.

Don't think you have nothing, at least you are ugly!

Your sister is a good girl and has shared a lot for your mother.

Don't lose weight. You are ugly not only because you are fat.

Don't you fight? How do you know how incompetent you are.

In fact, computer games have trained you since childhood to regard Boss as your greatest enemy.

If you help a friend who needs money badly, he will surely remember you when he needs money next time.

I'm not the kind of person who would kill a man if he fell down. I just sealed the well.

Can you find someone to drink snowflakes with you, without saying that no one will accompany you to the end of the world?

Making money is like constipation - it's hard, spending money is like diarrhea - I can't hold it.

You met love around the corner, but have you ever thought of each other? He met a ghost around the corner.

If my life is a movie, then you are a pop-up advertisement.

Rome wasn't built in a day. Three layers of belly wasn't built in a day.

It's not that the road is rough, but that you can't.

When you feel that life is unfair to you, weigh your weight and look in the mirror, you will feel that everything is reasonable again.

The mistress is a good thing. She took away the dog that doesn't love you.

If the world doesn't want you, remember to come to me. I know several traffickers.

Mass blessings and single digit red envelopes are soulless.

He likes your plain face, which must be beautiful.

Difficulties are like springs. If you are weak, they will be strong. If you are strong, they will be stronger.

It's love at first sight. It's obviously because of color; Longevity is just a matter of weighing the advantages and disadvantages; Even the old age is due to habit.

I hate two kinds of people most when driving. One is the person who likes to jam, the other is the person who doesn't let me jam.

Since ancient times, deep love has always been popular.

There is nothing in the world that money can't solve. If there is, it's your lack of money.

I can't solve anything that can be solved with money.

Please believe me, every word I say is nonsense!

Everyone thinks I have no friends. In fact, I really have no friends.

Ma Yun's success has nothing to do with his appearance, Jiang Shang's success has nothing to do with his age, and success has nothing to do with you.

What do you want to take away from your alma mater? What I want to take away from my alma mater is my tuition.

In fact, destiny doesn't like to joke with you. It really wants to kill you.

It will take you 3 hours to get up and do what you can do in 3 minutes.

After working hard for so long, if there is any talent, there should be some signs of success.

Remember to smile at all times, it will make you look like a neurotic who can't be easily provoked.

Your face is doomed one minute, and you should look at the filter nine minutes.

Please believe me, every word I say is nonsense!

Far away, in addition to the unknown, there is despair.

If you don't play with your mobile phone for a day, you won't die. Your life is still alive, but your soul is lost!

May you have wine, meat and girls in the future. Girls are ugly.

Life is not only about the present, but also about the medlar in the distance.

At this age, I can sing in your ears. If I like your body, I will give you bags. Only mosquitoes are left.

When I think of you, my ugly face smiles.

The FLAG set up in those years has been deleted by myself, and no one remembers it anyway.

In fact, destiny doesn't like to joke with you. It really wants to kill you.

Heart pricking? Does not exist! Where does the heart not pierce?

Don't stay up too late. It hurts your phone to stay up late.

You are so good at comforting others. You must have spent a lot of time comforting yourself.

Why do you want to sleep at school? Because school is where dreams begin.

99% of the things in the world can be solved with money, and the remaining 1% needs more money.

As long as you are willing to bear hardships, work hard, and go begging, someone will catch up

If you have a brain disease, you can be cured. How good you are! You have no brain.

Crazy farting in a taxi can greatly reduce the probability that the driver will take you around.

I thought we could go to the end together. Who knows, you will take a taxi after two steps.

The world is so big, I feel so unlucky to know you.

Never abandon yourself. Once you start to give up, you will find that you are very happy

Your smelly foot was bitten by a poisonous snake. After six hours of rescue, the snake finally came back.

If it can't be amazing, then it's so ugly!

What wakes me up every day is not the ideal, but the music of the square dance downstairs.

There are more than eight or nine bad things in life.

A lazy crowd wears small clothes, and their salary is naturally cool.

I know it's wrong to waste time, but it's really enjoyable.

Don't always scold iron for not making steel. You forget that iron can't make steel.

Those who don't make money say they are starting a business.

Have you ever thought about May 4th Youth Day and June 1st Children's Day? There are only 38 festivals left for you.

In one's life, three days are destined to rely on hard work for seven points, and the rest 90 points depend on parents.

If you have a large amount of money in front of you and a fan, what does it have to do with you?

Why is God always jealous of talents? Because nobody cares how long a fool lives.

The difference between you and Xueba is that all your flashes of inspiration are his basic questions.

Your vision is not limited to your living environment, but also to your vision.

Young and young leave home and return home, and learn a lot of Sao dialect.

I'm afraid that you will be mediocre in your life and comfort yourself that you are ordinary and valuable.

Go and work hard to prove your low IQ.

The best you can do is not as good as others.

Only by carrying the blame for the leader more often will the leader treat you as a fool.

Although I can't go on a trip, I have a physique of being fat.

Ma Yun's success has nothing to do with his appearance, Jiang Shang's success has nothing to do with his age, and success has nothing to do with you.

If you like it, tell it, or you won't know how ugly you are.

If you can't compete with others, you can't compete with others. What can you do on Singles Day.

If you work harder, you will get more blows.

There are two kinds of people who are the dumbest in the world, one is you, the other is like you.

Don't think the world has abandoned you. The world has no time to answer you

What wakes me up every day is not the ideal, but the music of the square dance downstairs.

If you are ugly, you should study more so that you can have money for cosmetic surgery.

Rich people are close to me, rich people are far away from me!

Welcome the God of Wealth on the fifth day of the first month. It's all about the rich. Go to bed.

There is no indecision, not because of counseling.

Good looking bag for three thousand one nights, interesting soul wants car and room.

After working hard for so long, if there is any talent, there should be some signs of success.

They laughed at my ugliness, and I laughed at their correctness.

I picked up a magic lamp and wished I could find my girlfriend before I died. As a result, I got eternal life!

The exam is so easy, where there is no exam!

All your sadness comes from your balance.

Why do Chinese people have to choose a good day to get married? Because after getting married, there will be no good life!

The friendship between girls is like a plastic flower, which is fake but never withers.

Everything in the world can be done in a hurry, except for math problems.

Paying will pay off. For example, double the extravagance and double the disappointment.

Sir, the money on your card is not enough

No, you can't. Only you can't

Three views are useless. You have to rely on your five senses!

Your face is as rough as your life.

The three steps of encountering difficulties, face it and deal with it, and abandon it.

Life is about ups and downs. At the end of the day, it will naturally jump twice.

Although you can no longer grow tall, you can continue to gain weight.

Those who look good may not be good people, but may be fraud groups.

The female ticket suddenly became thinner, most of which were air leaks.

You feel lonely. It doesn't matter. You still have a mobile phone.

God will not treat infatuated people unfairly, he is to die.

Can there be an echo in your memory?

If life deceives you, don't worry - take out your beauty camera to cheat life.

If you rob a bank, no matter success or failure, you will not have to work in the next ten years.

Others care about whether you fly high or tired, but I only care about whether your wings are delicious?

Talking about money hurts feelings, talking about feelings hurts money.

Once some people miss it, thank goodness.

If you are willing to peel off my heart layer by layer, you will find that I am lacking in heart.

People are not boring, but lazy to be interesting to you.

Sleep more if you want to be beautiful, and feel beautiful when you are sleepy.

May your troubles, like your hair, become less and less.

My lover is an unparalleled hero. One day he will step on colorful clouds to marry others.

Opportunities are always left to those who have the heart and face.

If you can't get rich overnight, you can do it for two nights, and I can do it for three nights.

How can you look like a QR code? If you don't scan it, you don't know what you are!

Others are just playing fat, while you are ugly and serious.

Only when you ask for leave and deduct your salary can you feel your salary is high.

Commitment is like farting. It was earth shattering at that time, and then it became powerless.

As a typical failure, you are so successful.

If the world doesn't want you, you should remember that I still have you, and I don't want you either.

Nothing can defeat you, because you have never succeeded.

Recently, I have changed from the bad habit of staying up late to staying up all night.

If you are unhappy, just go to sleep. There is nothing that cannot be solved by sleeping. If you are unhappy, just go back to sleep.

I don't want to ask you for advice for the rest of my life.

Every day, I think about a question diligently. How can I get something without work?

I can think of only the most accurate adjective for myself: plump.

You can be as lazy as a pig, but not as lazy as a pig.

There is no hope to be a good man, but a bad man is not good at it.

Some young people create their own image of high-end income through high-end consumption.

Never abandon yourself. Once you start to give up, you will find that you are very happy

A single man is called a single dog, while a single woman is called a dog ignore.

Three views are useless. You have to rely on your five senses!

The boss said that as long as we work hard, he can change Maserati next year.

Nothing is happier than sleeping late, except getting up late.

Don't always be so narcissistic. Beautiful women look at you more because you are so ugly.

There must be pure friendship between men and women. Every girl I know says she can only be friends with me at most.

If you still persist, you are not desperate enough.

People ask if you are in love? Just say no now. We can cover up the fact that we didn't have in the past.

Yuelao, please lead the red line for me next time. Can you change it into steel wire? The old TM of the red line is broken.

Others save your number to contact you, but I am different. I save your number to refuse to receive it.

I have a dream, just a dream.

I examine myself three times a day. I have no money, no car, no house.

I just want to talk to you about the past, but you ask me if I want to buy it.

You work so hard every day and endure so much loneliness and pain. But I haven't seen how excellent you are!

A horse never stops its hooves, and you never stop its mouth.

I feel that the most affectionate gaze in my life has been given to mobile phones.

Poverty is not a state, but a normal state.

After living for so many years, I have never understood one thing. Why did the hook hang?

Every time I look at the poor travel log, I feel that if I am poor, I should not go out to surf.

What do you want to take away from your alma mater? What I want to take away from my alma mater is my tuition.

I believe you will not be knocked down by life, because your weight exceeds life's expectations.

What is terrible is that you can't solve it.

What does your partner call you? My partner told me to go away.

As the saying goes, disasters never come singly. It can be seen that even disasters are accompanied. Look at you again.

Work hard if you are poor! If you don't work hard, how can you be in debt.

Did I live for 16 years, or did I live for one day and repeat for 16 years?

Your face is as rough as your life.

The three steps of encountering difficulties, face it and deal with it, and abandon it.

Iron body, magnet bed.

Your face is doomed one minute, and you should look at the filter nine minutes.

My head is not empty. I am the person who wants to make great achievements, but the chaos is just beginning.

Some young people create their own image of high-end income through high-end consumption.

As long as you persevere, those who laugh at you will be laughed to death sooner or later.

There was no chicken soup in the world. When the chicken died, it was made into chicken soup.

No matter how hard you are, you can't be poor. No matter how poor you are, you will be very poor.

Don't lose heart. There are as many beautiful girls as there are stars in the sky, but you can't see them.

In the face of difficulties, stick to it for a while, and you will get used to it.

Do you think it's better to bow to life? Life is about getting you down on your knees.

It doesn't matter if you are ugly. Let others know with your words and manners that you are still a person without connotation.

Have you ever thought about May 4th Youth Day and June 1st Children's Day? There are only 38 festivals left for you.

Don't put things off until tomorrow. The day after tomorrow is a good day.

I have a dream, just a dream.

Don't always scold iron for not making steel. You forget that iron can't make steel.

Looking back on the past, I didn't go straight once.

I go to work just to make money. Don't talk about your ideal with me. My ideal is not to go to work.

According to analysis, the root cause of extramarital love is marriage.

You have to work hard to live, because only by working hard can you know that you really can't do it.

The only way to relieve worries is to become rich.

Mass blessings and single digit red envelopes are soulless.

We have an unprecedented understanding, and suddenly you ignore me and I ignore you.

God didn't give me any great responsibility, so it still hurts my mind and bones.

What is terrible is not that others fool you today, but that they forget you.

You have changed all uncertainty into certainty.

Others say that I can't help the mud on the wall, but why should I go on the wall? Is it uncomfortable to lie on the ground?

The child is either stupid or has a wrong way of learning. Isn't it stupid to find wrong learning methods?

I used to be poor but happy. Now it is different from the past, not only poor but also unhappy.

I just want to talk to you about the past, but you ask me if I want to buy it.

What is terrible is not that others fool you today, but that they forget you.

I have gone from nothing to penniless.

You must laugh, or you won't know how many crow's feet you have.

Although the brain and intestines are very similar, you can't always use it to hold shit!

You want to be rich? Just think about it.

If you think from the perspective of others, one day you will find that you have lost yourself.

Three views are useless. You have to rely on your five senses!

You said that ice is sleeping water, but I only remember the sigh that farts are excrement.

No one can make you give up your dream. If you try it yourself, you will give up.

After lovelorn, cheer up. After all, there is another scum man waiting for you.

I can think of only the most accurate adjective for myself: plump.

I go to work just to make money. Don't talk about my ideal. My ideal is not to go to work.

Insomnia and sleeplessness may be because your mobile phone still has electricity.

Only after hard work can we know that the gap in IQ is insurmountable.

Where is the best place to see the scenery on National Day? The answer is, circle of friends.

You must dare to love and hate to find your love and hate. Others really don't care.

When looking for an object, don't just look at the other person's appearance, but first look at your own appearance!

You think you can do nothing well? If you are wrong, you can also be a waste.

I don't understand why you should pinch your legs and rub your eyes when something good happens to you. What if you wake up?

They say that my sister is beautiful, but in fact she is made up.

In many cases, the face is not given by others, but lost by oneself.

No object is afraid of nothing. I have objects, and I have never won chess.

I am born to be useful. The premise is that you must be born.

Young and young leave home and return home, and learn a lot of Sao dialect.

I'm afraid that you will be mediocre in your life and comfort yourself that you are ordinary and valuable.

As long as you choose the right direction in life, you will succeed easily. Let's congratulate you on the easy way.

No one in the world can live without anyone. Even a fish can be roasted without water.

If the word "give up" appears in your mind, you must firmly tell yourself that you have nothing, where can you give up?

There is less friendship and more reciprocity.

I'm not the kid who has spent 50 yuan for a long time. Now I have to think carefully about five yuan.

The non-toxic body carries the toxic vaccine. You taught me to be strong when I was young!

Look in the mirror when you are looking good. After all, this illusion is not everyday.

Women conquer men with silk stockings, and men conquer banks with silk stockings.

The first thing is to sleep, stay up all night without rest and lose hair.

I have never asked anyone in my life, only the area of the shadow.

Some things still need to be persisted, such as sleeping, especially when the alarm clock rings.

Many things in the world will eventually become better as time goes by. For example, your fat will eventually become fat.

Every day we should have new expectations, so that we can have new disappointments.

Watching the gallop that splashed me away, the labor thought that when I got rich, I would buy a raincoat.

It's better to have a high vision when looking for a partner. You have to find an excuse because no one likes you.

There is a lot of rain these two days. If it rains, remember to take an umbrella, or your head will get water easily.

A girl's introduction: a hooligan in thought, a good girl in life. However, it gives me the feeling that I am ugly and lively.

Although the brain and intestines are very similar, you can't always use it to hold shit!

People often say, don't leave youth blank, so I blacken it!

As long as there is an express on the way, I feel this life is still hopeful.

Of course, money can't buy you happiness, but money will make you happy.

The rich get married, but the poor witness it.

Use 2B to describe you. People don't like pencils.

Seeing a fortune teller, he asked me as soon as I sat down. What are you?

If you work hard enough for a long time, you can fail more thoroughly.

Although those rich people look beautiful on the surface, in fact, they are more beautiful in private.

Once I wanted to be a special person, but now I have succeeded. Now I am very sad and helpless.

If I can lose weight through my wild imagination, I may have only my soul left now.

An iron pestle can be ground into a needle, but a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. It's no use trying harder if the materials are wrong.

What good habits have you adhered to in order to become beautiful? Insist on beauty.

Tetris has taught us that if you get along with others, you will disappear.

Insomnia and sleeplessness may be because your mobile phone still has electricity.

Time is like a chest. When you squeeze, you have it. When you lie down, you have it.

Those who don't make money say they are starting a business.

As long as you don't cheat, money is really omnipotent.

If you lend money to your friend, he will surely remember you when he is short of money next time.

Knowledge gives you power, ignorance will give you more powerful, fearless and unpredictable power.

If life is a movie, you are the advertisement popping up in the middle.

We were very happy when we were young, because at that time we were not so ugly and poor.

In the adult world, nothing is easy except getting fat.

No one cares how high you fly, but there are a group of people waiting to see how bad you fall.

God didn't give me any great responsibility, so it still hurts my mind and bones.

I picked up a magic lamp and wished I could find my girlfriend before I died. As a result, I got eternal life!

Is it a long time no see, or, turn a blind eye.

As long as you are willing to bear hardships, work hard, and go begging, someone will catch up

Shushan has its own way. It's your fault that you don't have a rich life.

If it can't be amazing, then it's so ugly!

As long as you persevere, those who laugh at you will be laughed to death sooner or later.

Even if it is Belive, there is a lie hidden in the middle.

Don't think that everyone around you is targeting you. When you think about it, the whole world is targeting you.

Some people have a shiny surface, but in fact, the boat socks have slipped to the foot plate.

Don't think the world has abandoned you. The world has no time to answer you

After exercise, you will be surprised to find that you just become strong from obesity.

I don't swear because I have strong practical ability.

Your lover is an unparalleled hero. He rides colorful auspicious clouds to eat chicken in Internet cafes every day.

Never keep your eyes on your mobile phone for too long. Experts say it will lose power.

I don't want to read, mainly because no one feeds cattle, pigs or sheep at home.

Please don't call me a homestead girl, please call me Madame Curie.

Although those rich people look beautiful on the surface, they are actually more beautiful in private.

Your smelly foot was bitten by a poisonous snake. After six hours of rescue, the snake finally came back.

When you are too old to walk, I will use a wheelchair to push you to the square every day and let you watch me dance with other old men.

The beautiful collarbone is the same, and the interesting belly is bouncing around.

To be fully prepared is to avoid opportunities when they come.

No matter what happens, where you fall, just lie down for a while.

The way you try to talk to him is like a shopping guide in the mall.

How old can you accept love? As long as they are good-looking, they can last for five thousand years.

Don't be depressed anymore, kid. You should be as lively and cheerful as a psychopath.

There must be pure friendship between men and women. Every girl I know says she can only be friends with me at most.

Making money is like constipation - it's hard, spending money is like diarrhea - I can't hold it.

The creditor is the one who will not abandon you even if you break your property.

Occasionally, I still have to go out for a walk to know how comfortable I am in bed.

Eat fish tonight. I think you are very picky.

If a person returns to you in seconds, it only means that he is playing with his mobile phone.

There are two kinds of results when a woman is forced to kiss to express her feelings, one is "pa pa pa", the other is "pa pa pa". This is the gap between Loser and Gao Fushai.

Another day has passed, how is it? Is the dream more distant?

Please cherish the person who treats you well, or you will not know when to meet another blind person when you miss it.

The level of English in primary schools has become more and more inadequate.

If you are all right, it's OK~

You have suffered the most serious injury when playing football. It was your girlfriend who went to the court to feed the opponent with water!

When others pick up girls after work, you meet them after work.

How can you look like a QR code? If you don't scan it, you don't know what you are!

Seeing his back, he charmed thousands of troops and turned his head to frighten off millions of heroes.

When you know where you are going, the whole world is blocking you up.

Every day, I think about a question diligently. How can I get something without work?

Be modest, listen to others' opinions, and then write down their names carefully.

If you can't bear it, you can bear it again.

It's not shameful to sell your soul. What's shameful is that you didn't get a good price.

All roads lead to Rome, but some people were born in Rome

Follow your heart， Translation into Chinese is just one word.

In winter, places outside the bed are far away, places out of reach are from other places, and going to the toilet is a business trip.

Only the vending machine has left lights for you in the middle of the night.

The person who gives you a thumbs up may not be praising you, but may be aiming at you with a gun.

You feel lonely. It doesn't matter. You still have a mobile phone.

The FLAG set up in those years has been deleted by myself, and no one remembers it anyway.

Only by carrying the blame for the leader more often will the leader treat you as a fool.

The reality is that you have been shot dead on the beach before the front wave started.

Others don't know whether you are good or not. Others can only see that you are short, fat and poor.

Although I earn less, I save more. Yesterday Ferrari saved more than two million yuan.

Don't care what others think of you. If you care, others will not look up to you.

Everyone who shakes his legs has a sewing machine in his heart.

Only after hard work can we know that the gap in IQ is insurmountable.

Three minutes is doomed, seven minutes depends on hard work, and 90 minutes depends on face.

Why God closes the door for you is not because you are invisible.

When I went to see the psychiatrist, the doctor said, "You are not depressed. You are really miserable.".

I hate one word most in my life! Especially when you can't do the questions.

Do you know the difference between investment and speculation? One is Mandarin, the other is Cantonese.

Put wings on your dream. Although it may not fly far, it must fall heavily!

If it is a blessing to suffer losses, I might have been as lucky as the East China Sea.

Face hardships bravely. Those who can't kill you can only leave you disabled.

You are a yellow braised chicken, yellow, stuffy and garbage.

Failure is not terrible, but you still believe it.

The time is not to get up, but to see how long you can sleep.

All stories will have an end, only life with you.

I'm not the kid who has spent 50 yuan for a long time. Now I have to think carefully about five yuan.

Many people like to make a mountain out of a molehill in life. In fact, it is really unnecessary to think about how to deal with a mountain out of a molehill.

The world is so big that I want to see it. How far can you go with such a small wallet?

The most devastating thing in the exam is to see a question, vaguely remember the teacher said, but clearly remember that I did not listen.

My lover is an unparalleled hero. One day he will step on colorful clouds to marry others.

Those who look good may not be good people, but may be fraud groups.

It is really miserable to be lazy and have goals.

Far away, in addition to the unknown, there is despair.

Ma Yun's success has nothing to do with his appearance, Jiang Shang's success has nothing to do with his age, and success has nothing to do with you.

The friendship between girls is like a plastic flower, which is fake but never withers.

Nine year compulsory education should open ventriloquism class. After all, there will be too much talk when you grow up.

You are a princess by your parents, a princess by your men, and a beggar by yourself.

You are just a sugar cane man. It's sweet at the beginning, but it's full of slag in the back.

Don't panic to accept failure, but feel it slowly.

The so-called review is to reconfirm what you don't know, and you really don't.

You think that the prodigal son will not change his money when he returns. In fact, the prodigal son may just go ashore slowly.

From today on, I will be tortured by three aunts and eight aunts.

It is not difficult to be a good man for one day, but it is difficult to be a rich man for a lifetime.

You have never succeeded. What are you afraid of?

I don't want to read, mainly because no one feeds cattle, pigs or sheep at home.

If you see me looking bad on New Year's Day, don't think too much. You forgot to give me a red envelope.

The rich can choose to keep a low profile, while you can only keep a low profile.

You are very creative and courageous.

I used to live on my face, but I almost starved to death before giving up.

Love at first sight is beautiful. Deliberation is lack of money.

Before doing the question, think about the intention of the question maker. I think he wants me dead.

Learning without thinking is labor lost; thinking without learning is perilous. Don't think or learn online loan.

How can you live up to the death of chickens, ducks, fish and pigs if you don't eat fat for the New Year?

If life is a movie, you are the advertisement popping up in the middle.

How can we meet a storm without experiencing wind and rain.

Someone saved your number to call you. I'm different. I don't want to answer it.

Come to me when you have no money. Let me tell you how to live without money.

All roads lead to Rome, but some people were born in Rome

In fact, confession may not be a good thing, because it looks like a black hand.

Come on, boys! As long as you work hard, your boss will succeed.

You'd better not keep me in mind. I don't like places with many people.

I watched you step onto the stage with my own eyes. I don't know whether you are going to make a fool of yourself or not.

Rich people are close to me, rich people are far away from me!

After nine years of hard work, I finally made up the down payment for the house I sold that year.

I thought I could get hold of my little sister by holding her hand, but I didn't expect her to be Thousand Hand Avalokitesvara.

There are no unsolvable problems, but there are unsolvable problems.

Life is different from riding a bicycle. Even going downhill will not be easy.

Come to me when you have no money. Let me tell you how to live without money.

Why quarrel? Can't you sit down calmly and slap each other?

If you think you are busy every day, it must be your illusion. Dogs must be less busy than you.

Generally, there is no love around the corner, only beggars.

Once the sea was dry and the rocks were crumbling, but it was not easy to get together and disperse.

Forget the past unhappy, because the future will be more unhappy.

The child is either stupid or has a wrong way of learning. Isn't it stupid to find wrong learning methods?

The man riding a white horse may not be a prince, but a monk from the Tang Dynasty!

You can't do two points, neither can you do this, nor can you do that.

Age is not a problem, height is not a distance, who likes you without money?

Every day, I think about a question diligently. How can I get something without work?

Believe in yourself. You can't do what others can.

What you have now is never yours, because you will lose it in the future.

Stupidity is not so terrible. After all, jellyfish have no brains and have lived for 600 million years.

It doesn't matter that you are short and poor now. You should believe that one day you will become short and poor

The night gives you black eyes, but you use them to roll your eyes.

What can be solved with money is not a problem, but how to have money is your biggest problem.

There is no empathy, it is all standing talking without backache.

No object is afraid of nothing. I have objects, and I have never won chess.

Give your dreams wings, you can't fly anywhere.

Who said you don't have perseverance? Don't you insist on being single for decades?

To be fully prepared is to avoid opportunities when they come.

If we don't owe each other, how can we meet again.

If you are lazy, you will lose because I am too lazy to compete with you.

There is no straight man. As long as you look good enough, you can become bent.

You are just a sugar cane man. It's sweet at the beginning, but it's full of slag in the back.

People's bodies are full of talent, and your bodies are full of pearl milk tea.

Life is bound to give up some people, not you don't care, they don't care.

You can't buy happiness with money, because you have no money at all.

You are not unprepared for anything. At least you are ready to fail.

Don't think you are abandoned by the world, but the world has no time to answer you.

Did I live for 16 years, or did I live for one day and repeat for 16 years?

Although others seem to have been plain sailing, they are actually plain sailing behind their backs.

Although you can no longer grow tall, you can continue to gain weight.

He who covets small profits cannot achieve great things.

Everyone praises me for being virtuous, and I can do nothing at leisure.

You still have to have dreams. Otherwise, when you drink too much, what do you talk to people about?

If your friends live a happy life every day, they will not be photographed and sent to the circle of friends.

99% of the things in the world can be solved with money, and the remaining 1% needs more money.

I am ugly because I want to reduce the image quality and improve the performance. Why is my life still so stuck?

Boy, what's wrong with being poor? If you are poor, you should also stand up and show others that you are not only poor, but also short.

As long as you keep learning every day, the final victory must belong to the person who plays well in the examination room.

There is no obstacle in life, just because you have short legs.

You can either work very hard or be very smart to barely live a mediocre life.

Don't think about losing weight all day long. Does your mouth agree with you?

No object is afraid of nothing. I have objects, and I have never won chess.

Give your favorite girl a lipstick. At least she has your sense of participation when kissing others.

Although you have never been abroad, you are jet lagged every day.

Who said money can't buy time? The network administrator will continue for another two hours.

As long as I eat fast enough, I will never catch up with my weight!

The world is fair. People who are busier than you earn more than you, and people who are busier than you earn less than you.

After years of hard work, although there is no gain, you are in debt!

Nothing is happier than sleeping late, except getting up late.

After nine years of hard work, I finally made up the down payment for the house I sold that year.

Women conquer men with silk stockings, and men conquer banks with silk stockings.

The night gives you black eyes, but you use them to roll your eyes.

Although you are single, you are as fat as two people.

If you are ugly, you should exercise more, so that you can beat others when they say you are ugly.

The best time to show love is at noon, because there will be retribution sooner or later.

Others say that I can't help the mud on the wall, but why should I go on the wall? Is it uncomfortable to lie on the ground?

We should help when we have difficulties. If we have no difficulties, we should help when we create difficulties.

Every time Zhang Yi kills a dog, he is a scholar.

I just want to talk to you about the past, but you ask me if I want to buy it.

May your troubles, like your hair, become less and less.

If you have a large amount of money in front of you and a fan, what does it have to do with you?

You have suffered the most serious injury when playing football. It was your girlfriend who went to the court to feed the opponent with water!

Bill Gates dropped out of school and started his own business, becoming the richest man in the world.

There was a period of love, called love for oneself.

People ask if you are in love? Just say no now. We can cover up the fact that we didn't have in the past.

Although the brain and intestines are very similar, you can't always use it to hold shit!

Why God closes the door for you is not because you are invisible.

Don't think the world has abandoned you. The world has no time to answer you!

God has closed a door for you, and will add anti-theft locks and large bolts to it.

I don't want to get married and have children, which is my consciousness as a poor person.

You are just a sugar cane man. It's sweet at the beginning, but it's full of slag in the back.

Who says I can't play musical instruments? I'm good at quitting.

You can't do two points, neither can you do this, nor can you do that.

Making girls cry is a shameless thing. Making boys cry is an explosive thing.

Although I usually don't care about you, there are many bad words behind me.

I was poor before I was 38, but I will get used to it later!

Although life is rough, I never yield to fate! I usually bend my knees directly, Orz.

As the saying goes, a man who has no foresight must be rich.

Even if you charge for two hours, no one will talk to you for five minutes.

With a bullshit attitude, face the fucking life.

I met you at the most beautiful age. I want to say that I was really unlucky!

Although my money didn't come from the gale, it seems to have been blown away by the gale.

When others pick up girls after work, you meet them after work.

If you can't get rich overnight, you can do it for two nights, and I can do it for three nights.

The service provided by Haidilao is really good. Last time, I didn't bring any money with me for dinner. The waiter called the police for me.

Some things are not that I don't care, but that I care, what can I do?

Life is not only the immediate pressure, but also the disaster behind it.

If others show their legs, they are beautiful. If you show your legs, you want to be hated.

Hope is always here, and you miss it every moment.

Brain is a great thing. I hope you have it.

Only those who have worked hard know how important the background is!

Every time I cram temporarily, the Buddha always gives me a kick.

I also want to be an elegant lady. It is life that has forced my mother into a shrew.

If there is no pursuit in life, then how easy it should be

Look in the mirror more often, and you will understand the reasons for many things.

I only have eyes for you, because your big face makes me unable to see others.

Time is money. Am I wasting time? No, I'm just showing off my wealth!

I usually talk to others to save face. If I hate you, I do it on purpose.

In order to prevent me from spending money indiscriminately this month, I spent all my money in advance.

When the salted fish has a dream, it will become a salted fish with a dream.

People who used to think that they depended on relationships must be very incompetent. After contacting them, they found that they were better than me in everything.

Don't always scold others, you are not as good as them.

My dream when I was a child was to be a hero. I didn't expect that it would be easy to realize it on my mobile phone, and there were many choices.

The beautiful leather bags are the same, and the interesting soul weighs more than 200 kg.

Don't put yourself too high, or you will not come down.

I used to know nothing except reading, but now I know everything except reading.

The only way to relieve worries is to become rich.

Don't be afraid of myopia, because in front of you, there is nothing but failure.

In fact, you are not useless. At least in summer, you can feed mosquitoes.

I ate it quietly, just as I became fat quietly.

When you meet someone you like, you should pursue them bravely, so that you can know that there is more than one person who rejects you.

You are not walking on the road of Niu B, but still walking on the road of pretending to be forced.

Rich people are worried about too much tax, and you will only feel that you don't have enough sleep!

Only after hard work can we know that the gap in IQ is insurmountable.

If you don't get crazy, you will get old faster.

You must have been a plastic bag in your previous life. You can only carry plastic bags.

Soul chicken soup is a small dish for people who are used to eating abalone, shark's fin and belly. Does the loser think that drinking a bowl of chicken soup will improve nutrition in an all-round way?

In fact, you also have the ability to lose weight.

After working hard for so long, if there is any talent, there should be some signs of success.

God closed the door for you, and then went to wash and sleep.

Believe if you believe, or not, and return the whole WeChat.

Even if you fail 99 times, you should try again to round up an integer.

When you meet a girl you like, you should be brave to express your love. Only when you take the initiative can you know that she has her name.

If you are infatuated with a person, you must not be worthy of him!

Do you love your work? The work will wait for you there.

If others show their legs, they are beautiful. If you show your legs, you want to be hated.

Even if the heavy rain overturns the whole city, the company still counts you as late.

Do you know why God is jealous of talents? Because nobody cares how long the fool lives.

Soul chicken soup is a small dish for people who are used to eating abalone, shark's fin and belly. Does the loser think that drinking a bowl of chicken soup will improve nutrition in an all-round way?

I looked for her thousands of times. When I looked back, that person still ignored me.

Don't think the world has abandoned you. The world has no time to answer you

Who said I can't play musical instruments? How nice of me to back off!

Love is a double-edged sword. One side cuts you very hard, and the other side also cuts you very hard.

The worst is never just today, but also your future.

Of course, money can't buy you happiness, but money will make you happy.

Don't think the world has abandoned you. The world has no time to answer you

I think lovelorn is not terrible, blind is terrible.

When others pick up girls after work, you meet them after work.

Since childhood, I like to stand on my own, for example, relying on my own skill list.

It's true that geomancy turns, but you are on the axis, which is very embarrassing.

If you become a spare tire, please forget that you are also a jack.

Secret love is that you build a castle for him in your heart, but he doesn't even want to enter the door.

If you still persist, you are not desperate enough.

I can row without oars, I can sail without direction, because my whole life depends on waves.

Yesterday a thief came to my house to steal money. We searched together all night.

Do you think he likes you because he likes you? It's just a slip of hand.

Success can be copied, but for you, pasting is prohibited here.

I have never asked anyone in my life, only the area of the shadow.

I saved dandruff for a year just to give you snow.

When God closes the door for you, he will also pinch your brain.

Everyone who shakes his legs has a sewing machine in his heart.

I changed her from a girl to a woman, and she changed me from a boy to a poor man.

Always repeating, especially mistakes!

Compared with ugliness, it is not worth mentioning.

If life deceives you, you will open the beauty camera and deceive all people.

If you know from afar that you are short of horsepower, you will see that people are ill advised over time.

It's a fine day today. I've stayed in my room for a long time. I'm going to the living room to relax.

In one's life, three days are destined to rely on hard work for seven points, and the rest 90 points depend on parents.

After living for so many years, I found that the only thing I can stick to is charging my mobile phone every day.

Everyone else has the sour smell of love. Only I have the unique fragrance of a single dog.

What is the most crowded bus you have ever taken? Just passing by, I was crowded into the car.

There is no indecision, not because of counseling.

When I take off my clothes, I am an animal. When I put on my clothes, I am an animal dressed in clothes.

Women who are happy with themselves are tolerant, men who are happy with themselves are poor!

After a long time of not opening QQ, I found that only Tencent News cared about you.

There is no obstacle in life, just because you have short legs.

If my life is a movie, then you are a pop-up advertisement.

Generally, there is no love around the corner, only beggars.

What can you do to lower your dignity? Copy homework.

I don't want to be stabbed in two directions, but I am often stabbed in two directions.

It is not shameful to sell one's soul and principles. It is shameful to fail to sell at a good price.

I don't know how many peaks you can cross before you succeed. Anyway, you can't escape two peaks sooner or later.

I only have eyes for you, because your big face makes me unable to see others.

Sharing weal and woe, you don't accompany, who are you?

I used to be poor but happy. Now it is different from the past, not only poor but also unhappy.

I heard you had a bad time. I squatted at the door and laughed all day.

Don't look down on anyone easily. Even killing Matt has more hair than you.

Always repeating, especially mistakes!

If you think from the perspective of others, one day you will find that you have lost yourself.

God closes a security door for you, and also conveniently puts a titanium alloy lock on you.

Life is short, and I'm fucking lazy.