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Sometimes, if you make up your mind to do something, the world will hold you back.

Take selfie with Meiyan mobile phone more and more do not know how ugly they are.

After years of hard work, although there is no harvest, but you have debt!

You must dare to love and hate, to find your love and hate, others really don't care.

Your face is as rough as your life.

Only those who have worked hard know how important the background is!

There are many ways to destroy friendship. The most thorough one is to borrow money and not pay it back.

You look serious, like a film on the overpass.

From a distance to see long hair floating, close to a look at Tiger's back and bear, turn around to see lying trough black mountain old demon.

Are you afraid of being ridiculed if you don't look good? Don't worry. It's the same to dress well.

Once in a while, I still have to go out for a walk before I know how comfortable I am in bed.

I don't know how many peaks you have to cross before you succeed. Anyway, you can't escape the two peaks sooner or later.

Money is hard to earn, but easy to spend.

If it can't be amazing, it's so ugly!

You should be careful during the Spring Festival. After all, it is necessary to kill pigs during the Spring Festival.

If you don't marry and I don't after ten years, it's really miserable!

Others worry about how to make money, but I worry about how to spend it. How can I spend 20 yuan until the 10th of next month?

Don't lose heart. There are as many beautiful girls as there are stars in the sky, but you can see and touch them.

Only when you eat bitterly, can you know how hard it is.

Whenever I find the key to success, I find that someone has replaced the lock cylinder

I work hard every day to prove to those who look down on me that they are right.

As long as I work hard, there's nothing I can't screw up.

Although I can't come to a trip, I have a constitution of being fat.

The reason why you drink chicken soup is that the meat has been eaten up by others.

After being lovelorn, get up quickly. After all, there's another scum waiting for you.

Winter is good, when poor, there is northwest wind to drink.

Today is new year's Eve, come here and give you a piece of your favorite swan meat.

Only when you ask for leave and deduct salary, can you feel your salary is high.

Ugliness doesn't matter. Let others understand with your manners: you are still a person without connotation.

The Spring Festival holiday is coming to an end. It's time to take heart and prepare for May Day.

My friend said that I would lend you 20 yuan. After I borrowed the money, I knew that some people would turn around for a lifetime.

Sometimes people are cold to you, it may not be your problem. Maybe he just doesn't like ugliness.

Give your dream wings, although not necessarily fly far, but certainly fall very heavy!

My head is not empty. I'm a man who wants to do great things. It's just the beginning of chaos.

Where to see the best scenery on National Day? The answer is, circle of friends.

Brain disease has to be treated, like you, no brain.

Running with the wind, freedom is the direction, but forget the short legs, no strength.

You think you can't do anything well? You're wrong. You can make a good waste.

I tried to disappear, and no one asked.

As long as I work hard, there's nothing I can't screw up.

Brother listen to my advice, the game can play again, daughter-in-law can play without the game.

The disappointment has never failed me, every time I really let me down.

Don't be afraid of myopia, because in front of you, there is nothing but failure.

Laziness is a good excuse to say that you can accomplish great things if you work hard.

I summoned up the courage to face the reality, but found that courage, really just gas.

For the poor, if life is not tired, it is not called life!

There are two kinds of people I hate most about driving. One is people who like to add more traffic, and the other is people who don't let me.

Journey to the West tells us that having a pig like teammate can make the team go to the West.

Also think about the May 4th Youth Day, children's day? There are only 38 festivals left for you.

You can't sleep well by yourself, and you want to sleep with someone else?

It's not that people look down on you, it's just that they can't see you.

As long as the express is still on the way, I feel that this life is still a little hopeful.

Beauty fades, but stupidity lasts~

One meal is as fierce as a tiger, and the salary is two thousand five.

During the interview, they ask you to have a chat. They really just want to talk.

No one in the world can't live without anyone. Even a fish can be roasted without water.

Everyone wanted to save the world, but no one helped mom wash the dishes.

When I can cash out the money in my head.

The rich get married in the end, and those without money can only eat the soil.

Everyone wanted to save the world, but no one helped mom wash the dishes.

Did I live for 16 years, or did I live for 1 day and repeat for 16 years?

Nothing lasts forever, but you can.

Of course, money can't buy happiness, just money, others will try to make you happy.

Often those humble small restaurants, to eat the real delicious, and those big hotels I can not afford to eat.

When comforting others, I just want to find a rope.

Other people have more money than you and work harder than you, but you are more powerful. You have everything by your imagination.

Secret love is that you build a castle for him in your heart, but he doesn't even want to enter the door.

All roads lead to Rome, but some people were born in Rome

Looking back 500 times in the past life, but in exchange for a sentence in this world, rogue.

I am a man. Never challenge my bottom line, or I will have to revise it.

Failure is the mother of success, but I have failed so many times that I don't know who my mother is.

What's terrible is not that others fool you today, but forget you.

Finally won 5 million, when the prize, smile wake up.

Let it be is just another way of saying there is nothing to do.

If time can go back, it must be, you are dreaming.

Where there is no fragrant grass in the end of the world, all grow in other people's homes.

Learning without thinking is futile; thinking without learning is perilous. Do not think not learn into the network loan.

One meal is as fierce as a tiger, and the salary is two thousand five.

You think you are a worm, can turn into a butterfly, in fact, you are just a maggot.

The girl who loves to laugh is not so bad, but the girl with bad luck can still laugh?

Also think about the May 4th Youth Day, children's day? There are only 38 festivals left for you.

Everyone wants to go to heaven, but no one wants to die.

Since ancient times, deep love can not be retained, always routine win the hearts of the people.

If you can't bear it, you can bear it again.

The dream still has to have, in case the next life has come true?

The most collapse of the exam is to see a problem, vaguely remember the teacher said, but clearly remember I did not listen to.

What's the most crowded bus you've ever taken? Just passed by, but was squeezed into the car.

Nothing lasts forever, but you can.

There are many times, the face is not given by others, but lost by ourselves.

Lu Yao knows that he is short of horsepower and sees evil intentions for a long time.

Lu Yao knows that he is short of horsepower and sees evil intentions for a long time.

If life is a movie, then you are the advertisement.

Many things in the world will become better as time goes by, for example, your fat will eventually become good fat.

Wearing white clothes to work doesn't mean you don't have to carry the black pot.

Opportunities are reserved for those who are prepared. Those who do not have opportunities should not prepare blindly.

There is nothing difficult in the world, but to be afraid of the rich.

For ugly people, it is cruel to look closely.

Eat fish tonight. I think you are very picky.

Difficulties may be late, but never absent.

Running with the wind, freedom is the direction, but forget the short legs, no strength.

Although those rich people are very beautiful on the surface, in fact, they are more beautiful in private.

I don't want to ask you for advice for the rest of my life.

The real warrior, dare to face the balance on the bank card, dare to face up to the number on the scale.

Making money is like constipation - it's hard to get old, but it's like laxity - you can't hold back.

The difference between a man and a pig is that a pig is always a pig, while a man is sometimes not a man.

The picture of my wife in my wallet is to remind me how I lost the money in my wallet.

There are so many brain damage in the world, but you have become the best.

Every time you spend money, you say your wallet is bleeding, but you don't know that your wallet has lost too much blood and died.

Leaders say hard work will mature faster, so now I look older than them.

Don't talk about leaving everything to time. Time is too lazy to clean up your mess.

Dream or have to have, in case of hell?

If you are ugly, you should keep fit, so that you can beat others when they say you are ugly.

If you become a spare tire, please forget that you are also a jack.

Looking at the water splashing away from me, the employees thought that when I got rich, they would buy a raincoat.

It's the vending machine that leaves you a light in the middle of the night.

Some of them have a shiny surface, and in fact, the stockings have slipped to the floor of their feet.

If you're not happy with your money, you're spending it the wrong way.

In fact, what you hate is not square dancing, but square dancing aunts.

In winter, the places beyond the bed are far away, the places out of reach are all foreign countries, and going to the toilet is a business trip.

You're a sugar cane man. It's sweet at the beginning, and it's all dregs in the back.

I really envy your skin. How can you keep it so thick?

The meaning that the poor can't be moved is that if you are poor, stay at home and don't go anywhere.

Only when you ask for leave and deduct salary, can you feel your salary is high.

You don't have nothing. You're still sick!

The end of failure is despair, the end of effort is overwork.

It's said that money is a son of a bitch, but he looks really good.

I used to eat on my face, but I almost starved to death before giving up.

I have no money, I don't have a car, I don't have a house.

If you think from the perspective of others, one day you will find that you have lost yourself.

All of today's things are just passing away. From tomorrow on, you will be nothing.

All your sorrow comes from your balance.

You think that the prodigal son will not change his money. In fact, the prodigal son may just go ashore slowly.

Fame is like a fart. It's not enough to make a sound. It will stink for some time.

During the interview, they ask you to have a chat. They really just want to talk.

Your vision is not only limited to your living environment, but also to your vision.

Gold always shines, but you are just a piece of fat.

The stupidest thing I ever did when I was a child was looking forward to growing up.

When you feel that life is unfair to you, weigh yourself and look in the mirror, you will feel that everything is reasonable.

As long as you work hard enough, if you can't do it well, you can still fail more thoroughly.

I don't want to get married and have children, which is my consciousness as a poor man.

What's the matter with poor children? If you are poor, you should hold out your chest and let others see that you are not only poor, but also short.

Enter the circle of friends of senior citizens to learn about the latest rumors.

Life is like water in a sponge. As long as you don't want to squeeze, it will evaporate one day.

If you have a loss, do not drink water, or you will become dirty.

Why do people call human, because people live is tired.

If there is money in the world that can't be done, we can certainly do it with more money.

The way you try to talk to him is like a shopping guide in the mall.

Don't stay up too late. Staying up late will hurt your cell phone.

Don't always call yourself a single dog. According to your age, you are a bachelor. According to your IQ, you are a single fool.

If your friends are so happy every day, they won't send them to the circle of friends.

Try and fail, it doesn't matter, try again will fail better.

When you have nothing to give up, don't forget you can give up treatment.

There are a lot of people who want to be assassinated.

You are just like my sunshine, which is dazzling.

Hair ten million hair, sleep first, stay up late without rest hair loss two lines of tears.

There are two kinds of people in the world, one is you, the other is like you.

If my life is a movie, then you are a pop-up advertisement.

Single hair loss and no money, running into the elderly.

Your complicated facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

Give your dream wings, although not necessarily fly far, but certainly fall very heavy!

If you help a friend who is in urgent need of money, he will remember you the next time he needs money.

Now the tears, are the original brain into the water.

You're the best you can do. It's better to make a fool of yourself.

There is no obstacle in life, only one ridge after another.

Don't say you are a single dog. In fact, you may not be as good as a dog

Wu Zetian proved that success has nothing to do with gender. You have proved that success has nothing to do with you.

After all, jellyfish have no brains and live for 600 million years.

What's wrong with being ugly? I can't see it myself. It's you who are disgusting!

I am a sauerkraut fish, sour and vegetable, but also redundant.

Don't think you have nothing, at least you are ugly!

Everyone wanted to save the world, but no one helped mom wash the dishes.

Although I can't come to a trip, I have a constitution of being fat.

What wakes me up every day is not the ideal, but the music of the square dance downstairs.

When God closes a door for you, he will also clip your brain.

You can be a cow or a horse, but never be Party B.

Take selfie with Meiyan mobile phone more and more do not know how ugly they are.

There are two kinds of results of strong kiss confession to women, one is Pa Pa Pa, the other is Pa Pa Pa PA. This is the gap between loser and Gao Fu Shuai.

It's said that the ghost gate will open in July. You are not alone.

It's not my fault to look ugly. It's just that I was in such a hurry when I landed that I didn't rush to dress up.

Weight loss is to prove to mom, not only fat can not find the object, thin also can not find!

After living for so many years, I still don't understand one thing. Why should the hook be hanged?

You are not unprepared for everything. At least you are ready to fail.

Don't think the world without you, no difference, without you, the earth will rotate faster.

Today is new year's Eve, come here and give you a piece of your favorite swan meat.

I hate a word most in my life! Especially when the problem can't be done.

This is the worst year of the past decade, and the good news is that this year is the best year in the next decade.

If you have any unhappiness, just sleep for a while. Nothing can't be solved by sleeping once. If there is, sleep back.

When you are in love, you will feel like taking drugs. If you break up, you will feel like giving up drugs again.

You look serious, like a film on the overpass.

Make up again good, also can't cover you, after removing make-up ugliness.

Even if it's salty fish, you're not the saltiest one.

To you, removing makeup is also called money laundering.

If the word "give up" appears in your mind, be sure to tell yourself firmly: you have nothing, where can you give up?

There is no sign of wings in the sky, unless you lose hair when you fly.

There must be new expectations every day, so as to have new disappointment.

Don't always dig out the heart and lung for people. Some people don't eat viscera.

You're nothing, but one thing you do really well is daydreaming.

The friendship between girls, like plastic flowers, although fake but never fade.

Your sister is a good girl. She has shared a lot for your mother.

When you know where you're going, the whole world is blocking you.

There are two tragedies in life. One is not getting what you want, the other is getting what you don't want.

Once we had poetry and distance, now we just want to buy a house.

Heart piercing? It doesn't exist! Where is the heart?

Face the tribulation bravely, those who can't kill you at most are to let you leave a disability.

If I have something that you don't like, please overcome it by yourself.

The person who gives you a thumbs up is not necessarily praising you, but may also be aiming at you with a gun.

What about hair loss? Eat a healthy diet and keep a good attitude so that you can accept this fact.

We are good friends. If you fall down, I will help you up, but when I finish laughing.

Less and less friendship, more and more reciprocity.

Life not only has in front of you, but also has the distant wolfberry.

Don't think the world has abandoned you, the world has no time to pay attention to you!

Rome wasn't built in a day. Three layers of the stomach were not a day's hunger.

As long as you persevere, those who laugh at you will be killed by you sooner or later.

Although I don't care about you at ordinary times, there are many bad things about you behind my back.

Everyone who shakes his legs has a sewing machine in his heart.

I'm born to be useful if you're born with it.

The teacher doesn't have to change my seat for me. I can talk about where I sit.

There are two kinds of results of strong kiss confession to women, one is Pa Pa Pa, the other is Pa Pa Pa PA. This is the gap between loser and Gao Fu Shuai.

Since ancient times, deep love can not be retained, always routine win the hearts of the people.

Forget the previous unhappy, because the future will be more unhappy.

You look serious, like a film on the overpass.

Haidilao's service is really good. Last time I had a meal without money, the waiter called the police for me.

Tomb Sweeping Day, you should go back to your school to sweep the grave, because there buried your youth.

You are a serious person. You really help others and try all the mistakes.

There are some things to stick to, such as sleeping, especially when the alarm clock rings.

When we were young, we were all very happy, because at that time, we were not so obviously ugly and poor.

Nine out of ten things in life are unhappy, and the remaining one or two are even worse!

From a distance to see long hair floating, close to a look at Tiger's back and bear, turn around to see lying trough black mountain old demon.

The paste is not on the desk, it's in your head.

For the first time in life, most of them start from writing a composition.

Can there be an echo if you never forget it?

Birds of a feather flock together, and the rich get married.

People still have to have a dream, even if it is salty fish, also want to do the saltiest one.

What can be solved with money is not a problem, but how to have money is your biggest problem.

The world is so big, you only watch in the circle of friends.

If others work hard, you will succeed. If you try hard, you will have food to eat.

Life is like a phone call, either you hang up or I hang up first.

Difficulties are like springs. When you are weak, they are strong. If you are strong, they are stronger.

Think well is the illusion, seriously do also have no future.

You are not walking on the road of Niu B, but you are still walking on the road of pretending to be forced.

Some people smile very good-looking, you are very funny.

I am a man. Never challenge my bottom line, or I will have to revise it.

Do you think he likes you when he likes you? It's just hand sliding.

Homesickness is a small ticket. I am at this end and the yellow cattle is at that end.

Xiao San is a good thing. She took the dog that doesn't love you.

I usually talk will give people face, in case I hate you, yes, I was intentional.

Do you know the difference between investment and speculation? One is Putonghua, the other is Cantonese.

I don't know the price of firewood and rice if I'm not in charge. I don't know how fat I am if I don't take pictures.

The real food can be regarded as moon cakes.

You are just like my sunshine, which is dazzling.

I never have a grudge. I usually get revenge on the spot.

There must be new expectations every day, so as to have new disappointment.

Failure is the mother of success, but I have failed so many times that I don't know who my mother is.

Since the back of the world, why turn around chaos Fanghua.

I found that I can coax a girl to sleep. As soon as I send a message, the girl says I'm going to bed.

My friend said that I would lend you 20 yuan. After I borrowed the money, I knew that some people would turn around for a lifetime.

More lonely than a person eating hot pot is, a person, no money to eat hot pot.

Long time not open QQ, login only found that only Tencent News care about you.

If I don't have the ability to comfort myself, I can't live now.

What's terrible is not that others fool you today, but forget you.

I hate a word most in my life! Especially when the problem can't be done.

Rich people are worried about taxes, and you just don't sleep enough!

Although I earn less, I save more. Yesterday Ferrari saved more than two million.

Since the back of the world, why turn around chaos Fanghua.

If it can't be amazing, it's so ugly!

Although you learn slowly, but you, give up quickly.

When leaders hold a meeting, we should keep quiet. It is impolite to disturb others' sleep.

Other people save your number is to contact you, I am different, I save your number is not to receive.

The real food can be regarded as moon cakes.

If you don't force yourself, you don't know what despair is.

You look serious, like a film on the overpass.

Like a person is not hidden, even if hiding in the closet, or her husband will find out.

When you have nothing to give up, don't forget you can give up treatment.

If you don't play with your mobile phone one day, you won't die. Your life is still there, but your soul is lost!

If you really want to do a good job, the world will stand in your way.

Nothing is difficult in the world, as long as you give up!

God is full of wisdom to the world, but you have an umbrella.

God for you to close a security door, but also conveniently to you on a titanium alloy lock.

Why is heaven always jealous of talents? Because nobody cares how long a fool lives.

It doesn't matter if you are poor. You are not only poor but also ugly.

You give grass a little love, grass also you a piece of green!

When I was young, I thought money was everything. Now I know when I am old, it's true.

Believe it or not, and return the whole wechat to TM.

Before doing the test, first think about the author's intention. I think he wants me to die.

Play mobile phone for a long time to let the eyes rest, look out of the window, think about why you are so poor.

Life is like a dream, I have insomnia, life is like a play, I go through the gang, life is like a song, I am out of tune.

You must laugh, or you won't know how many crow's feet you have.

I have nothing from once, to now penniless.

I want to fall in love early, but it's too late

Those who can't go are called far away, those who can't go back are called hometown.

No one can make you give up weight loss, you will give up if you think about it.

Money is hard to earn, but easy to spend.

You don't know how to arrange your life. There will be many people to help you arrange what they need you to do.

When comforting others, I just want to find a rope.

My head is not empty. I'm a man who wants to do great things. It's just the beginning of chaos.

Wish to have a heart, so as to avoid old blind date.

The day will come down to the great responsibility of the people, must first painstakingly work their muscles and bones, and then the day changed his mind.

A girl's introduction: female rascal in thought, good girl in life. However, it gives me the feeling that it is a smart ugly force.

Earning money is a kind of ability, spending money is a kind of technology. My ability is limited, but my skill is very high.

What can you do to let go of your dignity and be humble? Copy work.

Don't always call yourself a single dog. According to your age, you are a bachelor. According to your IQ, you are a single fool.

Beauty fades, but stupidity lasts~

What's wrong with you? You must be sick in bed!

When I woke up in the morning, I thought I had grown up. It was the quilt that covered me

Most of the time, it's not the work that consumes energy, but the people you meet at work.

The early bird catches the worm, but you are the worm.

The pain of life is not because you have no money, but because others have money.

My hobbies are divided into dynamic and static, dynamic is turning over, static is sleeping.

May you have wine, meat and girls in the future. Girls are ugly.

Work, love and life are not smooth? Look in the mirror more, you will understand a lot of things.

Work, love and life are not smooth? Look in the mirror more, you will understand a lot of things.

After years of hard work, although there is no harvest, but you have debt!

Although I look ugly, but bought beautiful clothes, I can ugly beautiful.

Ugliness doesn't matter. Let others understand with your manners: you are still a person without connotation.

Good luck will come, but it will come to others.

A fierce look at you is not good, take a closer look, it is better than a fierce look.

Life is like a dream, I have insomnia, life is like a play, I go through the gang, life is like a song, I am out of tune.

Although the brain and intestines look very similar, but you can't always use to hold shit!

Bill Gates suspended school to start a business and became the richest man in the world.

Even if you charge for two hours, no one will talk to you for five minutes.

Soft heart is not a disease, it is fatal to turn back.

Your sister is a good girl. She has shared a lot for your mother.

When I am angry, you must coax me and buy me food. I'll kill you when I'm full.

Single hair loss and no money, running into the elderly.

It is the least respect for winter to put autumn clothes into autumn trousers and cotton socks.

Young people, it's nothing to have no money now, and there will be many days without money in the future.

Don't tell me I'm sorry, because I can't forgive you or stab you to death.

Appearance doesn't matter. Love is about feeling, but people don't feel ugly.

What's the most crowded bus you've ever taken? Just passed by, but was squeezed into the car.

In the last month, there have been thirty days that have been very rough.

Try to match up the students around you, so that you can reduce a sum of money.

For the first time in life, most of them start from writing a composition.

The most collapse of the exam is to see a problem, vaguely remember the teacher said, but clearly remember I did not listen to.

Insomnia can't sleep, may be because your cell phone still has electricity.

Although you have never been abroad, you are jet lagged every day.

You have to work hard to live, because you have to work hard to know that you really can't.

Autumn is the harvest season. Other people's harvest is success and happiness, your harvest is to realize that not everyone will be successful and happy.

I wish my wallet could be as thick as my cheek one day.

It's not a shame to sell your soul. What's embarrassing is that you can't sell it for a good price.

Your complicated facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

Look in the mirror when you are looking good. After all, this illusion is not everyday.

Tomorrow after tomorrow, how many tomorrow! Since there are so many, we may as well delay.

Skillfully using, none of my business and none of your business, can save 80% of your life time.

I know it's not right to waste my time, but it's really enjoyable.

I'm going to see the parents of the other party tomorrow. It's very disturbing. After all, I beat their children first.

Less and less friendship, more and more reciprocity.

It's not that people look down on you, it's just that they can't see you.

If you have difficulties, you should help if you have no difficulties.

Tomb Sweeping Day, you should go back to your school to sweep the grave, because there buried your youth.

Don't always dig out the heart and lung for people. Some people don't eat viscera.

Don't always dig out the heart and lung for people. Some people don't eat viscera.

Garbage and uncle and aunt pick up, you?

Once the sea is dry and the stone is rotten, but it is good to gather and disperse.

Of course, money can't buy happiness, just money, others will try to make you happy.

You think you can't do anything well? You're wrong. You can make a good waste.

Nothing but the place.

The teacher doesn't have to change my seat for me. I can talk about where I sit.

You can't break a broken jar. You have to smash it!

There is no end to learning.

I'm not even afraid of being poor and ugly, but also afraid of being single?

Your present life may not be what you want, but it is absolutely your own.

Don't say you are nothing, stay up late to play mobile phone, you are a good hand.

I set up a plan for the holiday. Half of the summer vacation is over. I only finished P because of LAN.

In order to prevent me from spending money again this month, I spent all my money ahead of time.

Especially can bear hardships these five words, I thought, I can only achieve the first four.

Although you are short, your hairline is high.

Don't care too much about other people's eyes, because no one will pay attention to you.

Everyone praises me as virtuous and virtuous. I can't do anything when I'm free.

If one day I disappear, even if my friends and lovers won't look for me, the bank will go crazy for me.

There are many ways to destroy friendship. The most thorough one is to borrow money and not pay it back.

Life is short, and I'm fuckin 'lazy.

After breaking through the bottleneck, it was found that there was still a bottle cap.

If my life is a movie, then you are a pop-up advertisement.

I was taught not to spend money indiscriminately since I was a child. When I grew up, I found out how to spend money without money at all?

You are in my heart, just like the stars in the sky. It doesn't matter if you have more or less.

May you have wine, meat and girls in the future. Girls are ugly.

If you work harder, you'll get more blows.

Life is different from riding a bicycle. Even if you go downhill, it won't be easy.

We work very hard to live like ordinary people.

Even if I scold you at ordinary times, I have to wait for me to beat you before I know that I have both literature and martial arts.

Only a liar is sincere, because he is really cheating you.

I used to buy lottery tickets every day, but one day, I couldn't even afford them.

I am a sauerkraut fish, sour and vegetable, but also redundant.

We are unprecedented tacit understanding, suddenly you ignore me and I ignore you.

Stealing one person's ideas is plagiarism, stealing many people's ideas is research.

Winter is good, when poor, there is northwest wind to drink.

Some of them have a shiny surface, and in fact, the stockings have slipped to the floor of their feet.

As a model of failure, you have been so successful.

After the double 11, I changed from a bachelor to a single in debt.

I heard that it rained in your city. I don't know if you have an umbrella. If you take this rain, it will be white.

It's hard to look back on the past because you don't have anything to look back on.

Although I don't care about you at ordinary times, there are many bad things about you behind my back.

I work hard every day to prove to those who look down on me that they are right.

This second does not give up, the next second, more despair.

I don't think it's terrible to be lovelorn, but blind.

You can't do it at two, neither this nor that.

If one day you find yourself rich overnight, slap yourself, wake up and don't be late for work.

The longest love history of a person is probably narcissism.

A man will die, either lighter or heavier than a feather.

Look in the mirror when you are looking good. After all, this illusion is not everyday.

Others are emitting the sour smell of love, only me, emitting the unique fragrance of a single dog.

Don't disturb those who don't return your message for a long time, just delete your friends.

Xiao San is a good thing. She took the dog that doesn't love you.

The world is so big, you only watch in the circle of friends.

Hair ten million hair, sleep first, stay up late without rest hair loss two lines of tears.

Many people feel that they are too tired to live. In fact, they may just sleep too late.

Please cherish the person who is good to you, otherwise you will not know when you miss it, and then you can meet another blind one.

When the salted fish has a dream, it will become a salted fish with a dream.

I hate a word most in my life! Especially when the problem can't be done.

Beautiful leather bags are the same, and interesting souls are more than 200 kg.

Gold always shines, but you are just a piece of fat.

You don't know how to arrange your life. There will be many people to help you arrange what they need you to do.

Other people's girlfriends are going to get angry, and your girlfriend is still blowing.

You're never lonely, because you don't want to make friends with you.

It's money. It's like no one is short of it.

I am full of yearning for life, although life is far away from me.

If people decide to abandon themselves, they will be very happy.

Only those who have worked hard know how important the background is!

Also betray oneself, some people become elder sister, some people become miss.

The one with wings is not necessarily an angel. It may be Lei Zhenzi.

The world is fair. People who are busier than you earn more than you and those who are idle earn less.

Don't you fight? How to know how incompetent I am.

It's true that Feng Shui turns around, but if you're on the axis, it's embarrassing.

You can eat by your face, but you depend on your talent. This is the gap between you and Mingming.

Seeing others walking on the road to success, you ask yourself, don't you want to be a stumbling block on his way to success?

The most brilliant smile in my life is probably dedicated to my mobile screen.

I see two things in your eyes, one is sincerity, and the other is eyedroppings.

If you don't play with your mobile phone one day, you won't die. Your life is still there, but your soul is lost!

We work very hard to live like ordinary people.

Opportunities are reserved for those who are prepared. Those who do not have opportunities should not prepare blindly.

Knowledge gives you strength, ignorance gives you more powerful, fearless, and unpredictable power.

Today's girls, if they don't work hard, will be arrested to get married and have a second child.

The most collapse of the exam is to see a problem, vaguely remember the teacher said, but clearly remember I did not listen to.

The most romantic thing I can think of is to eat with you and then you pay.

The difference between you and Xueba is that all your auras are his basic questions.

The friendship between girls, like plastic flowers, although fake but never fade.

Recently I got rid of the bad habit of staying up all night.

Some people have worked hard all their lives to get into the third class from the fourth class.

There is nothing that money can't solve. If there is, it's that you don't have enough money.

Why do parents only look at grades? crap! Can they understand the topic?

Rome wasn't built in a day. Three layers of the stomach were not a day's hunger.

Since the back of the world, why turn around chaos Fanghua.

Don't look at others on the surface, everything is going well, in fact, they also have a smooth flow behind their backs.

There must be fog in front of the mountain, and the boat will sink naturally at the end of the bridge.

Failure is the mother of success, but failure doesn't even have a boyfriend.

Once a dreamer, now there is no dream, only homesick.

I used to go to school with money, but now I work, I'm making money.

He once dreamed of walking around the world with a sword. Because he was too fat, he cancelled the original plan.

Others' lives are full of stories, while mine are accidents.

People are just fat and play, and you are ugly and serious.

It is said that in 2020, I don't want to die to eliminate poverty.

The so-called review is to confirm what you can't, and you really can't.

Some people smile very good-looking, you are very funny.

After so long efforts, if you have a little talent, it's time to show some signs of success.

Don't get up if you hit the ground. Anyway, you will be beaten to the ground!

Commitment is like farting. At that time, it was earth shaking, but after that, it was powerless.

You are not walking on the road of Niu B, but you are still walking on the road of pretending to be forced.

Play mobile phone for a long time to let the eyes rest, look out of the window, think about why you are so poor.

Making money is like constipation - it's hard to get old, but it's like laxity - you can't hold back.

It's not the uneven road, but you can't.

So many years did not fall into the peach trap, rely on two words, no money.

If you don't go crazy, you'll get old faster.

Sometimes you feel like an sb. Don't lose heart. At least you feel right.

Put down your mobile phone and go out for a walk. In the end, you will find that the mobile phone is still interesting.

In the world, everything can be done, except math problems.

Since the back of the world, why turn around chaos Fanghua.

Give a lipstick to the girl you like. At least when she kisses others, she has your sense of participation.

God closed a door for you, and then went to wash and sleep.

Don't complain about the miserable experience of the present, which is far worse than the future.

It's a fine day today. I've been in my room for a long time. I'm ready to go to the living room for relaxation.

Try to match up the students around you, so that you can reduce a sum of money.

When you are old and can't walk, I use my wheelchair to push you to the square every day to let you watch me dance with other old men.

Please believe me, every word I say is rubbish!

People of the older generation often tell us that when we are young, we should eat more bitterness, so that we can get used to it when we are old!

Laziness is a good excuse to say that you can accomplish great things if you work hard.

If you don't try to ask, how do you know that you are not the result of your parents' contraceptive failure?

You all praise the beauty, there are traces of PS inside.

Once the sea is dry and the stone is rotten, but it is good to gather and disperse.

Rich people are worried about taxes, and you just don't sleep enough!

Young people, it's nothing to have no money now, and there will be many days without money in the future.

99% of the things in the world can be solved with money, and the remaining 1% needs more money.

The female ticket suddenly became thinner, most of it was air leakage.

Don't put yourself too high, or you won't get down.

In fact, life is over after a certain node, we are just waiting for colored eggs.

What's wrong with being ugly? I can't see it myself. It's you who are disgusting!

Don't talk about love at first sight, but it's just the color.

I hate flatterers most in my life. It seems that I can't be a man when I am with them.

After years of hard work, although there is no harvest, but you have debt!

I lie in bed looking at the ceiling, thinking about the ceiling where I work, just someone else's floor.

If you don't marry me after many years, then we'll be finished.

Feel your chest when you feel uncomfortable and tell yourself that you are a man and be strong.

He likes you to be plain and beautiful.

If you look like a selfie, you don't have a boyfriend.

Give your dream wings, you can't fly anywhere.

With my qualifications and diploma, I will sweep the streets of this city in the future.

Don't lose heart. There are as many beautiful girls as there are stars in the sky, but you can see and touch them.

Do you think he likes you when he likes you? It's just hand sliding.

Pinch your fingers and you're going to break up.

Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately, in the end it killed all the students.

What is the biggest shame in life? Cheating in the exam still failed.

I summoned up the courage to face the reality, but found that courage, really just gas.

Rich people can choose to keep a low profile, but you can only keep a low profile.

In order to prevent me from spending money again this month, I spent all my money ahead of time.

Congratulations on making it through another day, winning the lottery, another day.

Spring Festival holiday starts with skipping brunch.

Do things must consider the feelings of others, do not let them too happy.

You are a princess by your parents, a princess by a man, and a beggar by yourself.

If eating fish can replenish your brain, you should eat at least one whale.

If you don't try to ask, how do you know that you are not the result of your parents' contraceptive failure?

You can't break a broken jar. You have to smash it!

Dogs are man's best friends. However, dog's best friend is shite.

Why can you live like a mental handicap, and I can't.

The child is either stupid or not learning in the right way. Is it stupid to find the wrong way to learn?

Don't be too confident. You may have believed in the wrong person.

The reason for being single is that acquaintances are not easy to start with and strangers are not easy to speak.

Learning without thinking is futile; thinking without learning is perilous. Do not think not learn into the network loan.

Food is generally more kind, because every day only want to eat, there is no time to calculate others.

Although I can't come to a trip, I have a constitution of being fat.

Don't talk about love at first sight, but it's just the color.

There are things or people that you can't do without money. You have to have a lot of money.

The exam is so easy, where can't test where!

You all praise the beauty, there are traces of PS inside.

Life is like a tea table, full of cups.

Why is heaven always jealous of talents? Because nobody cares how long a fool lives.

The end of failure is despair, the end of effort is overwork.

You're not incompetent. You just don't have the right to choose.

I don't think it's terrible to be lovelorn, but blind.

Love really needs courage to accept, no one loves again and again.

Go on with a smile, anyway, come to this world, no one plans to go back alive.

Everyone who shakes his legs has a sewing machine in his heart.

If you don't cherish me, then after this village, I will wait for you in the next village.

If you don't marry me after many years, then we'll be finished.

They say that elder sister is beautiful. In fact, they are all made up.

The night gives you black eyes, but you turn your eyes with them.

I'm good at shorting A-shares. As soon as I buy them, I fall immediately.

There are no unsolvable problems, but there are endless problems.

Put down your mobile phone and go out for a walk. In the end, you will find that the mobile phone is still interesting.

Your sister is a good girl. She has shared a lot for your mother.

I used to buy lottery tickets every day, but one day, I couldn't even afford them.

After a period of suffering, others are happy after suffering, but you are just suffering.

In fact, what you hate is not square dancing, but square dancing aunts.

Choice is more important than effort, so I choose not to work hard.

At least in the summer, you're half done.

I'm happy for you when you're good. I'm happy for the world if you're not.

Another day has passed, how about, is the dream more distant?

Don't always feel lonely, look at the circle of fat on the belly, have never left it?

Hair ten million hair, sleep first, stay up late without rest hair loss two lines of tears.

Although I learn slowly, but I give up quickly!

I used to be poor but happy. Now it's different from the past, not only poor but also unhappy.

Intermittently wash one's mind and reform one's face intermittently, eat intermittently and so on.

Some of them have a shiny surface, and in fact, the stockings have slipped to the floor of their feet.

Don't say you are a single dog. In fact, you may not be as good as a dog

As the saying goes, a man without foresight must be rich.

You give grass a little love, grass also you a piece of green!

Childhood dream is to be a hero, did not expect to be able to easily achieve in the mobile phone, and there are many choices.

If Cinderella's shoes fit, they would not have fallen off. If the prince really loved Cinderella, he would not have known the girl who had danced with him all night.

I picked up a magic lamp and wished I could find my girlfriend before I died. As a result, I got eternal life!

Life is different from riding a bicycle. Even if you go downhill, it won't be easy.

Weight loss is to prove to mom, not only fat can not find the object, thin also can not find!

If you become a spare tire, please forget that you are also a jack.

I used to go to school with money, but now I work, I'm making money.

Now it doesn't matter if you are suffering. As long as you live, there will be good things happening to others.

Don't think you have nothing, at least you are ugly!

A girl's introduction: female rascal in thought, good girl in life. However, it gives me the feeling that it is a smart ugly force.

Sir, you don't have enough money on this card

Soul chicken soup is a small dish for people who are used to eating abalone and shark's fin tripe. Diaosi thinks that drinking a bowl of chicken soup will improve nutrition in an all-round way?

No one laughs at your dreams, they just laugh at your strength.

Twenty years ago, those silly children who ate little raccoon still couldn't collect the five blessings.

Fortunately, you didn't wash your hair last year. Otherwise, this year, you would not even have oil in the fried dishes.

Nothing but the place.

You are so good at comforting others. You must have spent many days comforting yourself.

Seeing others walking on the road to success, you ask yourself, don't you want to be a stumbling block on his way to success?

Only when there is a long line in the station can we really realize that we are the descendants of the dragon.

The difference between you and Xueba is that all your auras are his basic questions.

Although you are single, you are fat as two.

Learning without thinking is futile; thinking without learning is perilous. Do not think not learn into the network loan.

Don't put things off until tomorrow. The day after tomorrow is a good day.

One meal is as fierce as a tiger, and the salary is two thousand five.

The heart is a great poet, but the mouth is a poor editor.

There are no unsolvable problems, but there are endless problems.

Don't say you have nothing, you still have a debt.

I'm born to be useful if you're born with it.

You are the best! No, it's the fattest!

I don't swear, that's because I have a strong practical ability.

Don't tell me I'm sorry, because I can't forgive you or stab you to death.

Compared with ugliness, poverty is not worth mentioning.

I'm typing in... How many people hope and how many people are disappointed.

Because I was poor, I was at home on the national day and avoided a festival.

Did I live for 16 years, or did I live for 1 day and repeat for 16 years?

Those who can't go are called far away, those who can't go back are called hometown.

The teacher doesn't have to change my seat for me. I can talk about where I sit.

If you've had a rough life in the first half of your life, don't worry too much, you'll get used to it in the second half.

Do you know why heaven envies talents? Because nobody cares how long a fool lives.

You don't know how to arrange your life. There will be many people to help you arrange what they need you to do.

If you have a loss, do not drink water, or you will become dirty.

Only through hard work can we know that the gap in IQ is insurmountable.

The one with wings is not necessarily an angel. It may be Lei Zhenzi.

When a hero is angry, she becomes a beauty. When she is angry, she has to spend money.

Look in the mirror when you are looking good. After all, this illusion is not everyday.

In the last month, there have been thirty days that have been very rough.

The noise in the day is too noisy to wake up, and the night is too quiet to sleep.

If the whole world doesn't want you, you should remember me, and I don't want you.

The night never treats those who go to bed late. It will give you black eyes and a body about to die suddenly.

When looking for a partner, don't just look at the other person's appearance, first look at your own appearance!

As long as you persist in learning every day, the final victory will definitely belong to the people who play well in the examination room.

Some people appear in your life, want to tell you, you are so cheat!

My social phobia comes mainly from low income.

You all praise the beauty, there are traces of PS inside.

Appearance doesn't matter. Love is about feeling, but people don't feel ugly.

Life is different from riding a bicycle. Even if you go downhill, it won't be easy.

I'm not the kind of person who falls into the well and kills the stone. I just seal the well.

I know that haste is not speed. I can't eat hot tofu in a hurry. How can you say I have procrastination?

It is said that falling in love will affect learning. Does learning not affect love?

Don't talk about being cheated. All the people at your age are guests.

Would you like to be my sun? Then please stay with me for 92955886 km.

Expensive is not the defect of iPhone, poor is your defect.

Come to me when you have no money. Let me tell you how to live without money.

You can't always look at what you don't have. Look more at what you have. Forget it. Close your eyes.

Always repeating, especially mistakes!

18-year-old do not use any cosmetics, 28-year-old no cosmetics.

Life is short, and I'm fuckin 'lazy.

There is no one to fall in love with at first sight, but also lack of money to make people love each other for a long time.

If you think you are busy becoming a dog every day, it must be your illusion. Dogs must be less busy than you.

It's really naive to be afraid of ghosts. I'll show you people's hearts.

There is no ridge that can not be turned over in life, only the ridge that can not be turned over.

It's not that people look down on you, it's just that they can't see you.

Your sister is a good girl. She has shared a lot for your mother.

I'm good at shorting A-shares. As soon as I buy them, I fall immediately.

No one in the world can't live without anyone. Even a fish can be roasted without water.

What is the difference between a man without a dream and a carefree mind?

Why do parents only look at grades? crap! Can they understand the topic?

May your troubles, like your hair, be less and less.

When someone else goes to work, you make noodles.

Every time I kill a dog, I am a scholar.

I want to go to the cinema with my boyfriend. What's good for you?

Ten out of ten are unhappy in life!

No matter what kind of alienation we become in the end, a red envelope can go back to the beginning.

If you are ugly, you should read more books. Books can't make you look good, but they can make you accept reality more easily.

You're a shredded potato. It's earthy and funny, and you're a loser.

It's nice of you to go. Otherwise, I always worry that you will stay for dinner.

56 nationalities, 55 bonus points.

It's not that people who eat bird's nest have good skin, but those who can afford it have good skin.

For the poor, if life is not tired, it is not called life!

Look in the mirror more, and you will understand the reason for many things.

Give up the word, it's easier to say than to do.

The only fair thing in the world is that we all die.

The difference between you and Xueba is that all your auras are his basic questions.

If there is no accident on Valentine's day, you can live alone. If you have an accident, you can go to the hospital.

Dream of their own in the exam, and then be scared to wake up, found that they really in the exam.

You can eat by your face, but you depend on your talent. This is the gap between you and Mingming.

Poverty is not a state, but a normal state.

Money can't buy happiness, that must be, your money is too little!

If you don't have to blush, can I borrow some money.

Don't look down. Your chin will show.

As long as you work hard enough, if you can't do it well, you can still fail more thoroughly.

Work less money to come out to start a business, guarantee to let you, compensate all.

Don't care what others think of you. If you care, others don't look up to you.

Beauty fades, but stupidity lasts~

When you encounter difficulties, you can't remember it the next day.

The noise in the day is too noisy to wake up, and the night is too quiet to sleep.

I smile at the thought of you, my ugly face.

If you don't have to blush, can I borrow some money.

Long good-looking can be called food, long not good-looking can only be called a bucket.

The moon represents my heart, pitted and cold?

In fact, you are not ugly, but you are not obviously beautiful.

Why quarrel? Can't you sit down calmly and slap each other?

It's time for all contradictions to be solved with the four words "big new year's".

Make up again good, also can't cover you, after removing make-up ugliness.

Give up the word, it's easier to say than to do.

Eat fish tonight. I think you are very picky.

When listening to the results, you should use the right ear, because the left ear is close to the heart, and sudden death may occur.

The disappointment has never failed me, every time I really let me down.

Which has what empathy heart, is all stands to speak not waist pain mouth.

Take selfie with Meiyan mobile phone more and more do not know how ugly they are.

Your life, like your hairline, recedes very quickly.

Life is six big characters, no matter how.

It is better to have the same beauty than to be ugly.

If I don't have the ability to comfort myself, I can't live now.

Who said I can't play musical instruments? I'm out of the house and I'm good at it.

You said ice is sleeping water, I only remember fart is excrement sigh.

Don't always scold others, you are not as good as them.

It doesn't matter if the melon is sweet or not, as long as it can quench your thirst.

The road in the distance, in addition to the unknown, there is despair.

Who said you have no perseverance, single this matter, you did not insist for decades?

People often say, do not leave youth blank, so I blacken it!

After learning a lot of skills, I finally found that the most useful skill is to be open!

Like a person to express their love, in case, become a spare tire?

The world laughs at me for being crazy. I laugh at how quickly the world can see it.

You will be fat sooner or later.

Years let me know, in addition to express, I do not have to wait for anyone.

It doesn't matter if you say something wrong, you will continue to say it wrong.

Most afraid of your life mediocrity, but also comfort themselves that ordinary valuable.

Do not eat fat Chinese new year, how can you afford to die of chicken, duck, fish and pig?

If you become a spare tire, please forget that you are also a jack.

Face the tribulation bravely, those who can't kill you at most are to let you leave a disability.

I heard that you had a bad time. I squatted at the door and laughed all day.

Many times I felt I couldn't hold on, and then I gave up.

I have nothing from once, to now penniless.

Save a year of dandruff, just to give you snow.

You meet love around the corner, but do you think about each other? He met a ghost around the corner.

I met my classmate in primary school yesterday. I didn't expect that he was so bad. He only put a dollar into my bowl.

If I have something that you don't like, please overcome it by yourself.

Failure is the mother of success, but I have failed so many times that I don't know who my mother is.

People of the older generation often tell us that when we are young, we should eat more bitterness, so that we can get used to it when we are old!

The way you try to talk to him is like a shopping guide in the mall.

I have made a very risky investment. If I succeed, I can earn several hundred million yuan. If I fail, I will lose all my money.

To you, removing makeup is also called money laundering.

Because of his introverted personality, he couldn't do it all the time.

I used to have schizophrenia, but now we have recovered.

Xiao Ming was kept in the dark by his parents for a long time, leading to suffocation.

Think about the salary ratio, forget it, don't want to live.

If you like it, you have to confess it so that you can know what number of spare tire you are.

There are two kinds of people I hate most about driving. One is people who like to add more traffic, and the other is people who don't let me.

Food is generally more kind, because every day only want to eat, there is no time to calculate others.

You're the best you can do. It's better to make a fool of yourself.

Like a person is not hidden, even if hiding in the closet, or her husband will find out.

As long as you choose the right direction of life, it's easy to succeed. Let's congratulate as long as and very easy.

Winter is good, when poor, there is northwest wind to drink.

You're a stewed chicken, yellow, stuffy and rubbish.

Don't say you have nothing, you still have a debt.

The purpose of putting mirrors in school teaching buildings is to let you know that ugly people need to read more.

Girls who love to laugh always have more crow's feet than others.

Love is a light, green to you panic.

The girl who loves to laugh is not so bad, but the girl with bad luck can still laugh?

If you have anything, please tell me. I can't solve it anyway.

Rich people are close to me, rich people are far away from me!

Often those humble small restaurants, to eat the real delicious, and those big hotels I can not afford to eat.

If you like it, you have to confess it so that you can know what number of spare tire you are.

If my life is a movie, then you are a pop-up advertisement.

Everything is going up, that is, people are getting more and more cheap.

The person who gives you a thumbs up is not necessarily praising you, but may also be aiming at you with a gun.

Nine out of ten things are unhappy in life, and the remaining 12 out of ten are extremely unhappy.

You will be fat sooner or later.

Wu Zetian proved that success has nothing to do with gender. You have proved that success has nothing to do with you.

When I was a child, I hated eating and sleeping. Now I think it's cheap.

If you are good at it, you can do it one line at a time.

I think there must be a lot of people secretly in love with me, because for so many years, no one told me!

Failure is the mother of success, but I have failed so many times that I don't know who my mother is.

Your plan, like a snack, is a fart when you eat it.

Do you think today is the worst day? Tomorrow will change your mind.

You're a stewed chicken, yellow, stuffy and rubbish.

There are two kinds of people in the world, one is you, the other is like you.

Feelings can be run in, the premise is, look at the face.

The so-called marriage is the reorganization of assets of two families.

I watched you walk onto the stage with my own eyes. I don't know if you are going to make a fool of yourself or make a fool of yourself.

I hate flatterers most in my life. It seems that I can't be a man when I am with them.

If you look like a selfie, you don't have a boyfriend.

Iron body, magnet hit bed.

I've never asked for anyone in my life, only the shadow area.

Heart is higher than heaven, life is thinner than paper.

I can row without oars, I can sail without direction, because my whole life depends on waves.

A fool has a fool's fortune, but a fool B has no.

Don't put your eyes on the mobile phone for too long, experts have said that the phone will run out of power.

I tried to disappear, and no one asked.

Life is not just about the present, but also the wedding card from her predecessor, so Lahai is very important.

You have to work hard to be worthy and used.

Life polished your edges and corners, is to let you, roll farther.

After all, there will be too many words to speak when you grow up.

It's not a shame to sell your soul and principles. What's humiliating is that you can't sell it for a good price.

From today on, I accept the torture of the soul from three aunts and eight aunts.

I used to go to school with money, but now I work, I'm making money.

No, I can't cross the ridge, only can't cross the ridge.

All stories will have an end, only life and you do not end.

I have made a very risky investment. If I succeed, I can earn several hundred million yuan. If I fail, I will lose all my money.

Don't ask me what I have. Tell me what you want first, and then what you can do with it.

Young people don't always think about taking shortcuts, parents are the hard truth.

What do you kick me for?

He tried to cheer up, but accidentally killed him.

Don't feel that the people around you are against you. Think about it carefully. In fact, the whole world is targeting you.

A girl asked me to borrow money for cosmetic surgery, which was successful. I didn't recognize who asked me for the money.

Finally, I got used to my appearance, cut my hair, and changed my ugly method.

You have to work hard to live, because you have to work hard to know that you really can't.

The female ticket suddenly became thinner, most of it was air leakage.

If you help a friend who is in urgent need of money, he will remember you the next time he needs money.

Don't be too confident. You may have believed in the wrong person.

Buy a globe on holiday. The world is so big that you can not only look at it, but also turn around.

If you don't marry and I don't after ten years, it's really miserable!

What do you kick me for?

If you have difficulties, you should help if you have no difficulties.

Although I can't come to a trip, I have a constitution of being fat.

Garbage and uncle and aunt pick up, you?

When God closes a door for you, he will also help you close the window.

There are no unsolvable problems, but there are endless problems.

Don't wait for tomorrow to hand in the work, and then find an excuse, today to find a good.

There is no you can't imagine, only you can't do

Wish to have a heart, so as to avoid old blind date.

Women conquer men with stockings, men conquer banks with stockings.

If you work harder, you will be able to go crazy.

After all, jellyfish have no brains and live for 600 million years.

Life is not only the immediate pressure, but also the disaster behind it.

Bill Gates suspended school to start a business and became the richest man in the world.

Are you in love? Let's just say there's no such thing. You can cleverly cover up facts that didn't exist in the past.

May your troubles, like your hair, be less and less.

Put the right resume to find a good job, cast the right fetus, you can not look for a job.

As long as you are willing to bear hardships, work hard, put down your body and ask for food, there will always be someone to catch up with

Pretending to be forced is just a moment. It's eternal if you don't want to face.

Look in the mirror when you are looking good. After all, this illusion is not everyday.

All your sorrow comes from your balance.

I'm good at shorting A-shares. As soon as I buy them, I fall immediately.

It doesn't matter if you are single. There will be a long time to be single in the future.

Eat fish tonight. I think you are very picky.

At least in the summer, you're half done.

God closed a door for you, and then went to wash and sleep.

I don't want to read, mainly because there is no one to feed the cattle, pigs and sheep at home.

If you can't be angry, don't be angry. If you can't swear, you can do it directly.

Who says you don't have true love, trouble is with you.

May you have wine, meat and girls in the future. Girls are ugly.

During the interview, they ask you to have a chat. They really just want to talk.

I don't know how many peaks you have to cross before you succeed. Anyway, you can't escape the two peaks sooner or later.

We are unprecedented tacit understanding, suddenly you ignore me and I ignore you.

Don't ask me what to do if I fail. Speak as if you succeeded.

You are always so stingy. You have damaged several doors.

The money to buy a house has not been saved yet, and it will start to save money for buying graves.

Your life, like your hairline, recedes very quickly.

Quietly I eat, just as I quietly fat.

Time is money. Am I wasting time? No, I'm just showing off my wealth!

Think about the salary ratio, forget it, don't want to live.

As long as you work hard enough, if you can't do it well, you can still fail more thoroughly.

Please cherish those who hurt you, after all, others are lazy to harm you.

Even if you fail 99 times, you should try again to round up the whole number.

Life is not as good as nine, can talk to people how to 23.

Nine out of ten things are unhappy in life, and the remaining 12 out of ten are extremely unhappy.

Don't you fight? How to know how incompetent I am.

You can't sleep well by yourself, and you want to sleep with someone else?

Put down your mobile phone and go out for a walk. In the end, you will find that the mobile phone is still interesting.

Difficulties may be late, but never absent.

There must be pure friendship between men and women. Every girl I know can only be friends with me at most.

No one laughs at your dreams, they just laugh at your strength.

Why do parents only look at grades? crap! Can they understand the topic?

Don't think you have nothing, at least you are ugly!

Work hard, every difficulty, will overcome me.

Only those who have worked hard know how important the background is!

Follow your heart.

The girl who loves to laugh is not so bad, but the girl with bad luck can still laugh?

Thought gives us too much freedom, but we drag down the thought!

You're not incompetent. You just don't have the right to choose.

Although you look ugly, you want to be beautiful.

Life is the ups and downs. At the end of the day, you'll jump twice.

Stealing one person's ideas is plagiarism, stealing many people's ideas is research.

I have a dream, just a dream.

Weight loss is to prove to mom, not only fat can not find the object, thin also can not find!

I know that haste is not speed. I can't eat hot tofu in a hurry. How can you say I have procrastination?

From today on, I accept the torture of the soul from three aunts and eight aunts.

If you have a loss, do not drink water, or you will become dirty.

Don't think you can't insist on coming, you will insist on staying up late to play with your mobile phone.

There is nothing difficult in the world, but to be afraid of the rich.

To start a business, you should have a common mind, because it always goes up and down.

You don't look at me usually to you, a look of indifference, in fact, I said a lot of bad things about you behind my back.

If you rob a bank, whether you succeed or fail, you won't have to go back to work for the next 10 years.

Only a liar is sincere, because he is really cheating you.

I can think of the most accurate adjective for myself: fat.

Others care about whether you fly high or not and fly tired, but I only care about whether your wings are delicious?

The ugly duckling can become a swan not because he works hard, but because his parents are swans.

It's not that people who eat bird's nest have good skin, but those who can afford it have good skin.

Age is not a problem, height is not distance, no money who likes you?

Every time I see you wearing silk stockings, I have an indescribable feeling, that is, radish wrapped in plastic wrap.

You have never succeeded. What are you afraid of failure?

Now the girls are too shameful, the neckline is so low, you can't see the career line

The most beautiful word in the world is not that I love you, but that your tumor is benign!

Other people save your number is to contact you, I am different, I save your number is not to receive.

What is friendship? You've been mentally retarded for many years, and I'll never give up.

Are you in love? As long as we say that there is no present, we can cover up the fact that we didn't have it in the past.

It's not how many backstage you have, but how many people you can be!

Rich people are close to me, rich people are far away from me!

Rome wasn't built in a day, but it wasn't hard to empty your wallet.

The world laughs at me for being crazy. I laugh at how quickly the world can see it.

If you are lazy with me, you will lose because I am too lazy to compare with you.

My eyes only you, because of your big face, let me not see others.

The ugly duckling can become a swan not because he works hard, but because his parents are swans.

Another day has passed, how about, is the dream more distant?

In fact, you are not worthless, at least in the summer, you can feed mosquitoes.

Your lover is a hero. He will ride on colorful auspicious clouds and go to the Internet bar to eat chicken every day.

If there is money in the world that can't be done, we can certainly do it with more money.

It's a pity to know you in such a big world.

This life is so hard, don't try too hard, the next life will be more bitter.

Did I live for 16 years, or did I live for 1 day and repeat for 16 years?

If you quarrel with an object, don't investigate the reason for the quarrel. You should understand how bold he is.

Don't complain that the mobile phone doesn't use much, you are not the same, you are tired without doing anything.

Others did not reply, continue to wait, you will wait until her circle of friends.

I have no money, I don't have a car, I don't have a house.

The day will come down to the great responsibility of the people, must first painstakingly work their muscles and bones, and then the day changed his mind.

Think well is the illusion, seriously do also have no future.

Go on with a smile, anyway, come to this world, no one plans to go back alive.

Want to fight? Mobile phone can be taken from your hand, even if it is struggling.

Some things are not that I don't care, but I care, what can I do?

One of the symptoms of mental breakdown is the belief that one's job is very important.

Don't always feel lonely, look at the circle of fat on the belly, have never left it?

Many people feel that they are too tired to live. In fact, they may just sleep too late.

Don't lose heart. There are as many beautiful girls as there are stars in the sky, but you can see and touch them.

I tried to be an interesting person, but then I deviated and became a teaser.

Distance produces not beauty, but the third.

When you encounter difficulties, you can't remember it the next day.

I know years will smooth my edges and corners, but did not expect, is to rub me on the ground.

Weight loss is to prove to mom, not only fat can not find the object, thin also can not find!

I'm not even afraid of being poor and ugly, but also afraid of being single?

In the past, I didn't know anything except reading, but now I know everything except reading.

Some tests rely on strength, others rely on vision, NIMA, I rely on imagination!

I'm typing in... How many people hope and how many people are disappointed.

If you're not happy with your money, you're spending it the wrong way.

The flag set up in those years has been deleted. No one can remember it anyway.

When I was a child, I didn't like to eat, so I'm short now. Now I love eating, which makes me fat and short.

I was poor before I was 38, but after that, I will get used to it!

You're not so insecure, because no money is the safest.

You're the best you can do. It's better to make a fool of yourself.

The most beautiful word in the world is not that I love you, but that your tumor is benign!

After a period of suffering, others are happy after suffering, but you are just suffering.

Don't say you are a single dog. In fact, you may not be as good as a dog

I don't want to be the last one to let you down.

The money to buy a house has not been saved yet, and it will start to save money for buying graves.

When you lose weight, you will find that your ugliness has nothing to do with weight loss.

The end of failure is despair, the end of effort is overwork.

I always think that we should take a step back, but I didn't expect to be defeated.

Knowledge gives you strength, ignorance gives you more powerful, fearless, and unpredictable power.

You are the best! No, it's the fattest!

I go to work to make money, don't talk about my ideal, my ideal is not to work.

Brother listen to my advice, the game can play again, daughter-in-law can play without the game.

All roads lead to Rome, but some people were born in Rome

When you have nothing to give up, don't forget you can give up treatment.

I thought I could get her by holding her hand, but I didn't expect her to be a thousand handed Avalokitesvara.

I changed her from a girl to a woman, she changed me from a boy to a poor man.

There is always a death, either poor death or heart death.

When leaders hold a meeting, we should keep quiet. It is impolite to disturb others' sleep.

When God closes a door for you, he will also help you close the window.

The teacher doesn't have to change my seat for me. I can talk about where I sit.

If the loss is a blessing, then I may be as lucky as the East China Sea.

Lu Yao knows that he is short of horsepower and sees evil intentions for a long time.

Once a dreamer, now there is no dream, only homesick.

You are like the sun in the blue sky, which can't be seen directly.

A good-looking skin bag has nothing to do with you. You don't have an interesting soul.

Talk about money hurt feelings, talk about feelings hurt money.

Your face is as rough as your life.

Although those rich people are very beautiful on the surface, in fact, they are more beautiful in private.

I'm born to be useful if you're born with it.

My lover is a hero. One day, he will step on colorful clouds to marry others.

If you help a friend who is in urgent need of money, he will remember you the next time he needs money.

Seeing others walking on the road to success, you ask yourself, don't you want to be a stumbling block on his way to success?

Don't always scold and hate that iron is not steel. You forget that iron can't be made of steel.

People are just fat and play, and you are ugly and serious.

Don't complain about the miserable experience of the present, which is far worse than the future.

Distance produces not beauty, but the third.

All roads lead to Rome, and some people were born in Rome.

Look forward to the cold of autumn, no matter what, forget to wear the cold pants.

Good looking clavicles are the same, and interesting bellies are bouncing around.

The world will not turn away from you. It will only turn faster and faster. After all, it is much lighter.

I don't want to have a dog, I don't want to have a cat. I just want to raise you. After all, raising pigs can make you rich.

Since ancient times, deep love can not be retained, always routine win the hearts of the people.

You are the best! No, it's the fattest!

I thought tomorrow would be better, and then I looked forward to it every day.

Salted fish turned over, but still salted fish.

You will never know which friend of yours will become the next wechat business.

What do you want to take away from your alma mater? What I want to take away from my alma mater is my tuition.

Come to me when you have no money. Let me tell you how to live without money.

I picked up a magic lamp and wished I could find my girlfriend before I died. As a result, I got eternal life!

Follow your heart.

The cost of living is like a big aunt. It comes once a month and disappears in a few days.

Eat fish tonight. I think you are very picky.

If no one holds hands, I carry my pocket.

Ask canal that get so clear, only poison soup to live water!

Thought gives us too much freedom, but we drag down the thought!

Life is six big characters, no matter how.

What's wrong with you? You must be sick in bed!

A girl's introduction: female rascal in thought, good girl in life. However, it gives me the feeling that it is a smart ugly force.

Life is the ups and downs. At the end of the day, you'll jump twice.

Although those rich people are very beautiful on the surface, in fact, they are more beautiful in private.

My hobbies are divided into dynamic and static, dynamic is turning over, static is sleeping.

This second does not give up, the next second, more despair.

Those who look good may not be good people. They may also be fraud groups.

Look forward to the cold of autumn, no matter what, forget to wear the cold pants.

You have to believe that tomorrow, will be better, better abuse you into a dog.

Your face, a day destined, nine points to see the filter.

Pretending to be forced is just a moment. It's eternal if you don't want to face.

You can't always stare at the screen of your mobile phone. You should look up from time to time to see where your boss is.

Other people's money is my own property.

When life pressure you can't breathe, you must straighten your back so that you can't look bad when you are crushed to death.

The prince took the size 43 crystal shoe that he had left behind and fell into meditation.

Wearing white clothes to work doesn't mean you don't have to carry the black pot.

Don't always be so narcissistic, beautiful woman looked at you more, just because you are ugly and unique.

Don't say no one to accompany you to the end of the world, can you find someone to accompany you to drink snowflake?

The road in the distance, in addition to the unknown, there is despair.

When you meet a girl you like, you should be brave enough to say it. Only when you take the initiative can you know that she has her own flower.

Life is six big characters, no matter how.

Beauty fades, but stupidity lasts~

For the poor, if life is not tired, it is not called life!

Opportunities are reserved for those who are prepared. Those who do not have opportunities should not prepare blindly.

I'm going to see the parents of the other party tomorrow. It's very disturbing. After all, I beat their children first.

I never have a grudge. I usually get revenge on the spot.

Excuse me, in dog days, what is the best way to relieve summer heat? The salary is natural and cool.

Who said you have no perseverance, single this matter, you did not insist for decades?

It's better not to talk and look like a fool than to open your mouth to prove that you are.

Look in the mirror when you are looking good. After all, this illusion is not everyday.

I was taught not to spend money indiscriminately since I was a child. When I grew up, I found out how to spend money without money at all?

When I was a child, I didn't like to eat, so I'm short now. Now I love eating, which makes me fat and short.

He once dreamed of walking around the world with a sword. Because he was too fat, he cancelled the original plan.

The day will come down to the great responsibility of the people, must first painstakingly work their muscles and bones, and then the day changed his mind.

When I was a child, I was afraid to dream of looking for the toilet. The most terrible thing was that I found the toilet when I didn't wake up.

I don't want to be the last one to let you down.

Everything is going up, that is, people are getting more and more cheap.

Don't ask me what I have. Tell me what you want first, and then what you can do with it.

Nine times out of ten, I have never met one or two.

There is no chicken soup in the world. When the chicken dies, it is made into chicken soup.

Do you think rich people are happy? You can't imagine their happiness.

It's really naive to be afraid of ghosts. I'll show you people's hearts.

Don't always scold others, you are not as good as them.

Money can't buy love, but it can buy love.

In the world, everything can be done, except math problems.

I thought we could go to the end together. Who knows, you have to take a taxi after two steps.

If there is money in the world that can't be done, we can certainly do it with more money.

I don't think it's terrible to be lovelorn, but blind.

I used to be poor but happy. Now it's different from the past, not only poor but also unhappy.

Poverty is not a state, but a normal state.

Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately, in the end it killed all the students.

What's wrong with you? You must be sick in bed!

Brother listen to my advice, the game can play again, daughter-in-law can play without the game.

The reality is that you've been photographed dead on the beach before the waves start.

Life is not like this or that. In short, it won't be what you think.

Wearing white clothes to work doesn't mean you don't have to carry the black pot.

It's very troublesome to know strangers. Many lies have to be told again.

When others see you, they say you are a student, not because you look young, but because of the dirt you wear!

My biggest weakness is the lack of money.

Dogs are man's best friends. However, dog's best friend is shite.

For ugly people, it is cruel to look closely.

The one who looks good is called food, and the one who is not good-looking is called a bucket!

Birds of a feather flock together, and the rich get married.

If two people quarrel, beating him can't solve the problem, but it's a relief.

If a person seconds back to you, it can only show that he is just playing with the mobile phone.

If you don't have to blush, can I borrow some money.

There must be fog in front of the mountain, and the boat will sink naturally at the end of the bridge.

You will be fat sooner or later.

There is a road in the mountain of books. It's because you don't have a rich life.

There is a road in the mountain of books. It's because you don't have a rich life.

Fame is like a fart. It's not enough to make a sound. It will stink for some time.

Other people review reading, are looking at to understand, I am looking at to see open.

I don't understand why you should pinch your legs and rub your eyes when you are in a good situation?

Rich people are worried about taxes, and you just don't sleep enough!

A man will die, either lighter or heavier than a feather.

I changed her from a girl to a woman, she changed me from a boy to a poor man.

Only through hard work can we know that the gap in IQ is insurmountable.

Good birth is to succeed, and you are to live.

Do you want to thin into a lightning bolt? The average width of lightning is five meters.

I hope some things can be solved by myself, not by myself, but by myself.

In the world, everything can be done, except math problems.

Love is a double-edged sword, one side cuts you very painful, the other side also cuts you very painful.

Once I wanted to be a special person. Now I succeed. I am very sad and helpless now.

You have to believe that tomorrow, will be better, better abuse you into a dog.

I want to go to the cinema with my boyfriend. What's good for you?

The only thing more terrible than loneliness is to be known that you are lonely.

If the whole world doesn't want you, you should remember me, and I don't want you.

Every time you want to save money, that's when your IQ reaches its peak!

I thought tomorrow would be better, and then I looked forward to it every day.

Every time I see you wearing silk stockings, I have an indescribable feeling, that is, radish wrapped in plastic wrap.

It doesn't take a lot of courage to leave home. It takes to go home.

Earning money is a kind of ability, spending money is a kind of technology. My ability is limited, but my skill is very high.

Live a good life. There will be new attacks every day.

Others have backgrounds, but I only have my back.

You can't afford a good-looking skin bag, and an interesting soul can't look up to you.

Birds of a feather flock together, and the rich get married.

The world is so big, I want to see if there are plastic bottles.

In the face of difficulties, if you persist for a while, you will get used to it.

In the morning, I look in the mirror and comfort myself that there is nothing worse than me.

Come back with me. I'll send you my wedding invitation.

Freedom has never been a matter of course, but a privilege that requires a very high cost.

Love is a double-edged sword, one side cuts you very painful, the other side also cuts you very painful.

It doesn't take a lot of courage to leave home. It takes to go home.

Bill Gates suspended school to start a business and became the richest man in the world.

Congratulations on making it through another day, winning the lottery, another day.

Studies have shown that people who smoke and drink alcohol all year round have a lower risk of Alzheimer's disease, because the probability of premature death is higher.

I miss you so much, the first sentence is false, the second sentence is also false.

The Spring Festival holiday is coming to an end. It's time to take heart and prepare for May Day.

Finally won 5 million, when the prize, smile wake up.

Wearing white clothes to work doesn't mean you don't have to carry the black pot.

It doesn't matter whether you are beautiful or not. The beauty you think is the real beauty!

If a person seconds back to you, it can only show that he is just playing with the mobile phone.

Playing mahjong three missing one, fighting landlord two missing one, I fall in love, why still a lack of one?

Love a person must tell her, so you will know how much she hates you.

A lot of times, optimism and nice words can't help you.

As long as you persist in learning every day, the final victory will definitely belong to the people who play well in the examination room.

I never bully the weak. Before I bullied him, I didn't know he was weaker than me.

There is always a death, either poor death or heart death.

Intermittent complacency, continuous mixed eating and death.

The friendship between girls, like plastic flowers, although fake but never fade.

Never give up, once you start to give up, you will find very happy

There is always a death, either poor death or heart death.

You are not miserable, miserable people, no mobile phone.

Other people's money is my own property.

Life is not like this or that. In short, it won't be what you think.

There is no ridge that can not be turned over in life, only the ridge that can not be turned over.

The purpose of putting mirrors in school teaching buildings is to let you know that ugly people need to read more.

Rich people are worried about taxes, and you just don't sleep enough!

In this final exam, I will tell you how many students there are in our grade.

I am ugly, is to reduce the image quality and improve performance, why my life is still so card?

Do you think today is the worst day? Tomorrow will change your mind.

Sometimes, if you make up your mind to do something, the world will hold you back.

My principle, only three words, to see the mood.

Did I live for 16 years, or did I live for 1 day and repeat for 16 years?

May your troubles, like your hair, be less and less.

No one in the world can't live without anyone. Even a fish can be roasted without water.

There are two tragedies in life. One is not getting what you want, the other is getting what you don't want.

Many things in the world will become better as time goes by, for example, your fat will eventually become good fat.

Others worry about how to make money, but I worry about how to spend it. How can I spend 20 yuan until the 10th of next month?

In fact, computer games have trained you from an early age to treat boss as your biggest enemy.

The most romantic thing I can think of is watching you grow old.

Recently I got rid of the bad habit of staying up all night.

When comforting others, I just want to find a rope.

The three steps of meeting difficulties, facing it, dealing with it, abandoning it.

The noise in the day is too noisy to wake up, and the night is too quiet to sleep.

The world is so big, I want to see where it is convenient to ask for food!

Believe it or not, and return the whole wechat to TM.

The same is salted fish, why can others turn over, but you stick to the pot?

There is no obstacle in life, only one ridge after another.

Don't disturb those who don't return your message for a long time, just delete your friends.

Only when you eat bitterly, can you know how hard it is.

You can't always look at what you don't have. Look more at what you have. Forget it. Close your eyes.

When God closes a door for you, he will also clip your brain.

If you are ugly, you should read more books, so that you can have money for cosmetic surgery.

If you're OK, you can do it~

Playing mahjong three missing one, fighting landlord two missing one, I fall in love, why still a lack of one?

It's not that people who eat bird's nest have good skin, but those who can afford it have good skin.

Finally, I got used to my appearance, cut my hair, and changed my ugly method.

Where there is a long way to go, wave is a person walking tea cool.

Life is not only about the present, but also about poems and distant places.

This year, which has not broken up the love, only does not hurt the hand Libai. You have to be open-minded.

I've never asked for anyone in my life, only the shadow area.

A girl asked me to borrow money for cosmetic surgery, which was successful. I didn't recognize who asked me for the money.

Who said money can't buy time, network management will continue for another two hours.

In fact, computer games have trained you from an early age to treat boss as your biggest enemy.

I'm not even afraid of being poor and ugly, but also afraid of being single?

If you give up who you are today, you will beat you tomorrow.

Nothing can knock a person down at a time, as long as it is strong enough, it will continue to knock you down!

The dream still has to have, in case the next life has come true?

Failure is not terrible, but you still believe it.

What do you want to take away from your alma mater? What I want to take away from my alma mater is my tuition.

It's called beauty when others show their legs. If you show your legs, you want to be hated.

If you give up who you are today, you will beat you tomorrow.

My friend said that I would lend you 20 yuan. After I borrowed the money, I knew that some people would turn around for a lifetime.

As long as you persist in learning every day, the final victory will definitely belong to the people who play well in the examination room.

Everyone wants to go to heaven, but no one wants to die.

Try and fail, it doesn't matter, try again will fail better.

I can think of the most accurate adjective for myself: fat.

Look in the mirror more, and you will understand the reason for many things.

Doing political papers is the time when I lie the most in my life.

Like a person to express their love, in case, become a spare tire?

No one laughs at your dreams, they just laugh at your strength.

Everyone who shakes his legs has a sewing machine in his heart.

Feel your chest when you feel uncomfortable and tell yourself that you are a man and be strong.

The stupidest thing I ever did when I was a child was looking forward to growing up.

I found that I can coax a girl to sleep. As soon as I send a message, the girl says I'm going to bed.

If there is no accident on Valentine's day, you can live alone. If you have an accident, you can go to the hospital.

Before I met you, my world was black and white. After I met you, it was all black.

As long as the Kung Fu deep iron pestle grinds into the needle, but really grinds the iron pestle into the needle, absolutely is the big fool.

Learning makes people happy, but not learning makes people happier.

There are things or people that you can't do without money. You have to have a lot of money.

Never give up, once you start to give up, you will find very happy

Three views are useless. You have to rely on your facial features!

I see two things in your eyes, one is sincerity, and the other is eyedroppings.

In fact, confession is not necessarily a good thing, because it appears black hands.

It's the vending machine that leaves you a light in the middle of the night.

Would you like to be my sun? Then please stay with me for 92955886 km.

What about being short, kid? Raise your head and let them know that you are not only short, but also ugly!

If the word "give up" appears in your mind, be sure to tell yourself firmly: you have nothing, where can you give up?

I never have a grudge. I usually get revenge on the spot.

The end of failure is despair, the end of effort is overwork.

Young people don't always think about taking shortcuts, parents are the hard truth.

After learning a lot of skills, I finally found that the most useful skill is to be open!

It's not a shame to sell your soul. What's embarrassing is that you can't sell it for a good price.

What's wrong with being ugly? I can't see it myself. It's you who are disgusting!

I tried to disappear, and no one asked.

We agreed to go to the white head together, but you secretly baked oil.

You don't look at me usually to you, a look of indifference, in fact, I said a lot of bad things about you behind my back.

In fact, you are not worthless, at least in the summer, you can feed mosquitoes.

Learning makes people happy, but not learning makes people happier.

The Buddha always gives me a kick every time I cram.

Since the back of the world, why turn around chaos Fanghua.

I don't know how many peaks you have to cross before you succeed. Anyway, you can't escape the two peaks sooner or later.

Who said I can't play musical instruments, I'll give up!

God is full of wisdom to the world, but you have an umbrella.

When looking for a partner, don't just look at the other person's appearance, first look at your own appearance!

You must dare to love and hate, to find your love and hate, others really don't care.

Others worry about how to make money, but I worry about how to spend it. How can I spend 20 yuan until the 10th of next month?

The biggest advantage of a blind date is that if the marriage goes wrong in the future, you can put the blame on the matchmaker.

Looking at the water splashing away from me, the employees thought that when I got rich, they would buy a raincoat.

Some people appear in your life, want to tell you, you are so cheat!

Running with the wind, freedom is the direction, but forget the short legs, no strength.

Don't always dig out the heart and lung for people. Some people don't eat viscera.

You must laugh, or you won't know how many crow's feet you have.

Don't you fight? How to know how incompetent I am.

When God closes a door for you, he will also help you close the window.

When I was young, I thought money was everything. Now I know when I am old, it's true.

Want to fight? Mobile phone can be taken from your hand, even if it is struggling.

Why does God close a door for you? It's not because you are in the dark.

It's better not to talk and look like a fool than to open your mouth to prove that you are.

If your boyfriend is obedient to you and never flirts. Maybe it's because he doesn't have enough money.

When you lose weight, you will find that your ugliness has nothing to do with weight loss.

In a taxi crazy fart, can greatly reduce the probability of the driver taking you detour.

You must dare to love and hate, to find your love and hate, others really don't care.

People of the older generation often tell us that when we are young, we should eat more bitterness, so that we can get used to it when we are old!

He tried to cheer up, but accidentally killed him.

It's not that people make fun of you, but you are the joke itself!

People who have really worked hard will understand how important talent is.

To start a business, you should have a common mind, because it always goes up and down.

If you can't accommodate me, it means that your mind is too narrow, or my personality is too great.

I can think of the most accurate adjective for myself: fat.

When I was young, I thought money was everything. Now I know when I am old, it's true.

Homesickness is a small ticket. I am at this end and the yellow cattle is at that end.

Use 2b to describe you. People don't like pencils.

If you don't try to ask, how do you know that you are not the result of your parents' contraceptive failure?

You are not unprepared for everything. At least you are ready to fail.

I want to get to know you again, starting with your name. What's your name?

You have to believe that tomorrow, will be better, better abuse you into a dog.

You all praise the beauty, there are traces of PS inside.

If you are good at it, you can do it one line at a time.

Why is heaven always jealous of talents? Because nobody cares how long a fool lives.

After ten years of continuous efforts and struggle, I finally changed from ignorant youth to ignorant youth.

They say that elder sister is beautiful. In fact, they are all made up.

When I was a child, I was afraid to dream of looking for the toilet. The most terrible thing was that I found the toilet when I didn't wake up.

What about hair loss? Eat a healthy diet and keep a good attitude so that you can accept this fact.

Life is like a dream, I have insomnia, life is like a play, I go through the gang, life is like a song, I am out of tune.

Your dad has to work hard to make you look effortless.

In the adult world, nothing is easy except to get fat.

No, I can't cross the ridge, only can't cross the ridge.

As long as you work hard enough, if you can't do it well, you can still fail more thoroughly.

When God closes a door for you, he will also clip your brain.

Face the fucker's life with bullshit attitude.

Do not want to fall in love is false, no one is true.

It's really naive to be afraid of ghosts. I'll show you people's hearts.

Don't worry, rich people don't have bad luck.

Your complicated facial features can't hide your simple IQ.