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Don't bow to fate easily, because when you bow, you will see fat.

Age is not a problem, height is not a distance, who likes you without money?

I like small animals very much. In any case, I have them all at once.

You are in my heart, just like the stars in the sky.

It is not terrible to be poor. What is terrible is that I am the poorest person.

Even if you fail 99 times, you should try again to round up an integer.

We were very happy when we were young, because at that time we were not so ugly and poor.

Many people like to make a mountain out of a molehill in life. In fact, it is really unnecessary to think about how to deal with a mountain out of a molehill.

Do you think today is the worst day? Tomorrow will change your opinion.

When you know where you are going, the whole world is blocking you up.

When God closes a door for you, he will also close the window for you.

If I didn't have the ability to comfort myself, I really couldn't live now.

When you play with your mobile phone for a long time, you should rest your eyes and look out of the window to think about why you are so poor.

I was poor, so the National Day at home, to avoid a festival.

The moon represents my heart, pitted and cold?

The most brilliant smile in my life is probably dedicated to my mobile phone screen.

If you don't smile, you will be lucky!

A full man does not know that a hungry man is hungry, and a hungry man does not know that a full man is empty.

It's OK to scold you at ordinary times. I have to wait until I hit you to know that I am both civil and martial.

No reply from others. Keep waiting. You will wait for her circle of friends.

Rich people are worried about too much tax, and you will only feel that you don't have enough sleep!

I don't swear because I have strong practical ability.

It's OK to scold you at ordinary times. I have to wait until I hit you to know that I am both civil and martial.

You have suffered the most serious injury when playing football. It was your girlfriend who went to the court to feed the opponent with water!

You don't have nothing, you are still sick!

What I have thought about is illusion, but I have no future if I do it seriously.

After lovelorn, cheer up. After all, there is another scum man waiting for you.

It is really miserable to be lazy and have goals.

Whether you are two or no two, two is there, no three no four.

Love at first sight is beautiful. Deliberation is lack of money.

Who said money can't buy time? The network administrator will continue for another two hours.

Some people have a shiny surface, but in fact, the boat socks have slipped to the foot plate.

Distance produces not beauty, but a third party.

I will see the parents of the other party tomorrow. I'm so nervous. After all, I beat their children first.

When leaders are in a meeting, we should keep quiet. It is impolite to disturb others to sleep.

I was poor, so the National Day at home, to avoid a festival.

Although my money didn't come from the gale, it seems to have been blown away by the gale.

It is not because we see hope that we persist, but because we persist that we know there is no hope.

There must be pure friendship between men and women. Every girl I know says she can only be friends with me at most.

The loss of traditional culture is serious. Ancient women can make poems right, but modern women can only make mistakes if they fail.

Intermittent reform, continuous mixed eating and death.

Those who are good-looking can only be called foodies, while those who are not good-looking can only be called losers.

Before I met you, my world was black and white. After I met you, it was completely black.

Those who have really worked hard will understand how important talent is.

He who covets small profits cannot achieve great things.

My biggest shortcoming is that I lack money.

When I think of you, my ugly face smiles.

Although I can't go on a trip, I have a physique of being fat.

What I have thought about is illusion, but I have no future if I do it seriously.

God is fair. If he gives you an ugly face, he will definitely give you a poor family.

We were very happy when we were young, because at that time we were not so ugly and poor.

I used to live on my face, but I almost starved to death before giving up.

The FLAG set up in those years has been deleted by myself, and no one remembers it anyway.

After everyone's patient persuasion, I finally accepted the fact that I was a fool.

You feel lonely. It doesn't matter. You still have a mobile phone.

A single man is called a single dog, while a single woman is called a dog ignore.

Although others seem to have been plain sailing, they are actually plain sailing behind their backs.

When you feel that life is unfair to you, weigh your weight and look in the mirror, you will feel that everything is reasonable again.

Nothing is difficult in the world, as long as you give up!

The level of English in primary schools has become more and more inadequate.

When I was a child, I hated eating and sleeping. Now I think it's really cheap.

To lose weight, you want to insist, but insist on not wanting you.

Escape can't solve the problem. You can't solve it without escaping.

Don't say you have nothing, you still have a debt.

Why God closes the door for you is not because you are invisible.

Pay attention to details and start from small things, because you can't do big things at all.

There is no end to learning.

The garbage is still picked up by my parents. How about you?

People who are better than you are still working hard. What's the use of your efforts?

Playing mahjong is three times short of one, and fighting landlords is two times short of one. Why do I still need one when I'm in love?

Your present life may not be what you want, but it is definitely your own.

When you see others on their way to success, ask yourself if you don't want to be a stumbling block on their way to success?

The starting point of others is the end point beyond your reach.

From a distance, I saw the long hair fluttering. When I came closer, I saw the old monster in the crouching groove.

Paying will pay off. For example, double the extravagance and double the disappointment.

I don't swear because I have strong practical ability.

Others' life is full of stories, while mine is full of accidents.

Love is a double-edged sword. One side cuts you very hard, and the other side also cuts you very hard.

You went home early these two days. Recently, you stole many pigs. I'm afraid you will have an accident.

In the past, I wanted to celebrate the New Year in a lively way, but now I want to be quiet.

I don't know which link has gone wrong. Is there a middleman who makes a difference?

There are many ways to destroy friendship. The most thorough one is to borrow money and not return it.

Heart is a great poet, but mouth is a poor editor.

Difficulties are like springs. If you are weak, they will be strong. If you are strong, they will be stronger.

What are you kicking me for?

Twenty years ago, stupid children who ate raccoons and didn't collect all the cards still couldn't collect all the five blessings.

The world laughs at my madness. I laugh at how quickly the world can see it.

Life is short, and I'm fucking lazy.

When others tell you that they are busy, it is TA who needs to leave time for more important people.

There are many ways to destroy friendship. The most thorough one is to borrow money and not return it.

Every time you want to save money, your IQ will reach its peak!

Freedom has never been taken for granted, but a privilege that requires a high cost.

Please wear a helmet when riding an electric bicycle, otherwise, classmates driving Mercedes Benz will recognize you.

It is too noisy to wake up during the day and too quiet to sleep at night.

I was poor before I was 38, but I will get used to it later!

Although those rich people look beautiful on the surface, they are actually more beautiful in private.

There is a lot of rain these two days. If it rains, remember to take an umbrella, or your head will get water easily.

Believe in yourself. You can't do what others can.

Every woman is looking for a man, and finally finds that the most manly man is herself.

Only when you ask for leave and deduct your salary can you feel your salary is high.

I made a very risky investment. If I succeed, I can earn several hundred million yuan. If I fail, I will lose my money.

We have an unprecedented understanding, and suddenly you ignore me and I ignore you.

How can you live up to the death of chickens, ducks, fish and pigs if you don't eat fat for the New Year?

Boy, what's wrong with being poor? If you are poor, you should also stand up and show others that you are not only poor, but also short.

Love is a light, green to your panic.

You two seem to be a good match. The garbage sorting of the old man is up to standard.

I'm not the kind of person who would kill a man if he fell down. I just sealed the well.

Don't say you have nothing, you still have a debt.

It doesn't matter who you are. What matters is what you want to do when you break into my life?

The loss of traditional culture is serious. Ancient women can make poems right, but modern women can only make mistakes if they fail.

Nothing is happier than sleeping late, except getting up late.

I'm not the kind of person who would kill a man if he fell down. I just sealed the well.

You have to work hard to be worthy and used.

Why do Chinese people have to choose a good day to get married? Because after getting married, there will be no good life!

Dogs are man's best friends. But dog's best friend is shit.

Of course, money can't buy you happiness, but money will make you happy.

If you are destined to meet thousands of miles away, you can also save money if you are not.

Life is bound to give up some people, not you don't care, they don't care.

You are not walking on the road of Niu B, but still walking on the road of pretending to be forced.

Staying up late is bad for your health. It is recommended to stay up all night.

Rich, full of fat.

I heard that you are not as good as me, so I'm relieved.

It is too noisy to wake up during the day and too quiet to sleep at night.

The boss said that as long as we work hard, he can change Maserati next year.

Thought has given us too much freedom, and we are dragging thoughts down!

When you feel that life is unfair to you, weigh your weight and look in the mirror, you will feel that everything is reasonable again.

Say "You are great" to the mirror every day. Soon, the mirror will become a great mirror.

If you have a large amount of money in front of you and a fan, what does it have to do with you?

If you want to be your sun, it will warm you when you are happy and kill you when you are unhappy.

Let nature take its course is just another way of saying that there is nothing we can do.

Please don't call me a homestead girl, please call me Madame Curie.

I usually talk to others to save face. If I hate you, I do it on purpose.

You have never succeeded. What are you afraid of?

In order to prevent me from spending money indiscriminately this month, I spent all my money in advance.

I thought tomorrow would be better, and then I looked forward to tomorrow every day.

Your complicated facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

How do you know that you are not the result of your parents' contraceptive failure?

It is better to be uniform in beauty than different in ugliness.

You will never know which of your friends will become the next WeChat business.

Money can't buy happiness, it must be that your money is too little!

Life is not only about the present, but also about the whole life.

What wakes me up every day is not the ideal, but the music of the square dance downstairs.

There are two kinds of results when a woman is forced to kiss to express her feelings, one is "pa pa pa", the other is "pa pa pa". This is the gap between Loser and Gao Fushai.

Do you know why beauties are so unlucky since ancient times? Because nobody cares how long an ugly person lives.

I was poor before I was 38, but I will get used to it later!

When you see me staring at you all the way, don't think I'm interested in you. I really can't see who you are.

Now the tears are all the water in my head.

What is an April Fool's Day confession? Tomb sweeping Day confession is the king's way. If you fail, you can also say that you are possessed by a ghost!

I go to work just to make money. Don't talk about my ideal. My ideal is not to go to work.

Entrepreneurship requires a sense of calm, because it always goes up and down.

In the morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and comforted myself that there was nothing wrong. There was something uglier than me.

If you are infatuated with a person, you must not be worthy of him!

Heart is a great poet, but mouth is a poor editor.

Some people are four, except two, or two.

Be nice to your girlfriend in the future. After all, she is blind and can't be hurt any more.

You went home early these two days. Recently, you stole many pigs. I'm afraid you will have an accident.

I used to buy lottery tickets every day, but one day, I can't even afford to buy lottery tickets.

Most of the time, it is not work that consumes energy, but the people we meet at work.

No one can make you give up losing weight. If you think about it yourself, you will give up.

Is it a long time no see, or, turn a blind eye.

The present era, not belongs to the post-00s, but belongs to the thick skinned!

It's OK to scold you at ordinary times. I have to wait until I hit you to know that I am both civil and martial.

Your beauty is invisible to others, and your ugliness is clear at a glance.

Entrepreneurship requires a sense of calm, because it always goes up and down.

Go out and start your own business when you have less money to work for. It is guaranteed that you will lose all your money.

Once I wanted to be a special person, but now I have succeeded. Now I am very sad and helpless.

People often say, don't leave youth blank, so I blacken it!

I really want to sell my house and travel around the world, but the landlord doesn't agree.

If one day I disappear, even if my friends and lovers will not find me, the bank will also find me crazily.

Only by carrying the blame for the leader more often will the leader treat you as a fool.

How worried can you be? It's like a group of eunuchs going to the brothel.

The premise of being cute is cute, not stupid.

Try to make friends with the students around you, so that you can spend less money.

Some things are not a knot, but a scar.

Whether it is a white hat or a black hat, it is not a good hat that will turn green.

Be still as if paralyzed, and move as if epileptic.

Edison searched for the filament thousands of times to make you a durable light bulb.

Some exams rely on strength, others rely on vision, and Nima, I rely on imagination!

Good birth is for success, and you are for survival.

If I didn't have the ability to comfort myself, I really couldn't live now.

If you don't marry and I don't marry ten years later, that's too sad!

Only the vending machine has left lights for you in the middle of the night.

When leaders are in a meeting, we should keep quiet. It is impolite to disturb others to sleep.

It's too simple to kill an obsessive-compulsive disorder.

Yuelao, please lead the red line for me next time. Can you change it into steel wire? The old TM of the red line is broken.

Go out more while you are young, or you won't know how good it is to stay at home.

Many times I felt I couldn't hold on, and then I gave up.

My lover is an unparalleled hero. One day he will step on colorful clouds to marry others.

Even if it is Belive, there is a lie hidden in the middle.

Work, love and life are not smooth? Look in the mirror and you will understand many things.

There must be pure friendship between men and women. Every girl I know says she can only be friends with me at most.

Although those rich people look beautiful on the surface, they are actually more beautiful in private.

There is no trace of wings in the sky, unless you will lose hair when flying.

I'm not Zhuge Liang, and I don't have a straw boat, but why do you keep coming to me?

It is said that falling in love will affect learning. Does learning not affect falling in love?

Softness of heart is not a disease. It's fatal when you turn around.

Research shows that people who smoke and drink all the year round have a lower probability of suffering from Alzheimer's disease, because the probability of early death is higher.

After breaking through the bottleneck, we found that there were bottle caps.

Love really needs courage to accept, no one loves again and again.

Your lover is an unparalleled hero. He rides colorful auspicious clouds to eat chicken in Internet cafes every day.

The most beautiful words in the world are not that I love you, but that your tumor is benign!

I will never be brainless and post my brand on the Internet because I can't afford it.

Everyone wants to go to heaven, but no one wants to die.

Some people are four, except two, or two.

God sprinkles wisdom on the world, but you have an umbrella.

Living expenses are like big aunts. They come once a month and disappear in a few days.

Go out more while you are young, or you won't know how good it is to stay at home.

Life is not only about the present, but also about the whole life.

You are very creative and courageous.

This year is the worst year in the past decade. The good news is that this year is the best year in the next decade.

A fierce look at you is not good. A careful look is better than a fierce look.

You must believe that tomorrow will be better and better to turn you into a dog.

Watching the gallop that splashed me away, the labor thought that when I got rich, I would buy a raincoat.

The world is so big, I want to see if there are plastic bottles.

Before he had time to flirt, he was pulled out.

When others tell you that they are busy, it is TA who needs to leave time for more important people.

We work very hard to live like ordinary people.

You think you are a worm that can turn into a butterfly, but you are just a maggot.

One day you will meet a girl who doesn't want your house or your car, nor does she want you.

God closes a security door for you, and also conveniently puts a titanium alloy lock on you.

If you use it skillfully, you can save 80% of your life.

Gui is not the defect of iPhone, poor is your defect.

A full man does not know that a hungry man is hungry, and a hungry man does not know that a full man is empty.

When the boss uses you, you are a talent. When you are not used, you become a layoff!

Those who are good-looking are called foodies. Those who are not good-looking are called losers!

Put wings on your dream. Although it may not fly far, it must fall heavily.

It's not that people make fun of you, but that you are the joke itself!

Although my money didn't come from the gale, it seems to have been blown away by the gale.

The time has come for all contradictions to be resolved with the words "celebrate the New Year".

Don't think you are abandoned by the world, but the world has no time to answer you.

It's not that others look down on you, but that others can't see you.

It's not sweet to try to turn things around, but it can quench your thirst!

Fortunately, you didn't wash your hair last year. Otherwise, you didn't even have oil in cooking this year.

Life polishes your edges and corners to make you roll farther.

A single man is called a single dog, while a single woman is called a dog ignore.

You give grass a little love, grass also gives you a green!

In winter, places outside the bed are far away, places out of reach are from other places, and going to the toilet is a business trip.

Women conquer men with silk stockings, and men conquer banks with silk stockings.

Although life is rough, I never yield to fate! I usually bend my knees directly, Orz.

Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately, it killed all the students in the end.

I'm not short, I'm just far from the sky.

The most devastating thing in the exam is to see a question, vaguely remember the teacher said, but clearly remember that I did not listen.

There are no secret admirers, but there are many people who want to assassinate.

Complaining won't change your life, but money can!

Yuelao, please lead the red line for me next time. Can you change it into steel wire? The old TM of the red line is broken.

Many times you don't force yourself, you don't know, you still have the ability to mess things up!

Becoming famous is like farting. It's not enough to make a noise, but it will be a long time.

The broadest in the world is the sea, the sky is wider than the sea, and the examination scope is wider than the sky.

All stories will have an end, only life with you.

Ten out of ten are unhappy in life!

Time is money. Am I wasting time? No, I'm just showing off my wealth!

The most devastating thing in the exam is to see a question, vaguely remember the teacher said, but clearly remember that I did not listen.

Don't worry, as long as you keep going downhill, you will never be at the lowest point of life.

Gold always shines, but you are just fat.

If time can go back, it must be that you are dreaming.

If you don't do useless things, why should you spend your life?

Believe in yourself. You can't do what others can.

Give your favorite girl a lipstick. At least she has your sense of participation when kissing others.

When I was a child, I was most afraid of dreaming that I would find the toilet. The most terrible thing is that I found the toilet without waking up.

The cold of looking through the autumn water can never be compared to the cold of wearing pants.

I am good at shorting A-shares. As soon as I buy them, they will fall immediately.

What is an April Fool's Day confession? Tomb sweeping Day confession is the king's way. If you fail, you can also say that you are possessed by a ghost!

When I left my hometown, the villagers never had a drink from a well.

If you don't cherish me, after passing this village, I will wait for you in the next village.

Poverty has limited me so much, why not limit my weight?

Let hard work become a habit, water the future with sweat, and then dehydrate to death.

In this final exam, I will tell you how many people there are in our grade.

Shushan has its own way. It's your fault that you don't have a rich life.

Generally, there is no love around the corner, only beggars.

Some people have a shiny surface, but in fact, the boat socks have slipped to the foot plate.

Many people think they are too tired to live. In fact, they may just sleep too late.

Although you can no longer grow tall, you can continue to gain weight.

It is not shameful to sell one's soul and principles. It is shameful to fail to sell at a good price.

If life deceives you, you will open the beauty camera and deceive all people.

The most beautiful words in the world are not that I love you, but that your tumor is benign!

Love is a double-edged sword. One side cuts you very hard, and the other side also cuts you very hard.

In fact, confession may not be a good thing, because it looks like a black hand.

We have an unprecedented understanding, and suddenly you ignore me and I ignore you.

The life span of mobile phones is 1/20 of that of human beings. Please put aside the chores around you and accompany it well!

I don't know how many peaks you can cross before you succeed. Anyway, you can't escape two peaks sooner or later.

My social phobia mainly comes from low income.

The only way to relieve worries is to become rich.

You can't do two points, neither can you do this, nor can you do that.

Early to bed and early to rise is good for health, but late to bed and late to rise is really good for mood.

With a bullshit attitude, face the fucking life.

Only those who have worked hard know how important the background is!

The FLAG set up in those years has been deleted by myself, and no one remembers it anyway.

The aunt who spread pancakes said that she earned thirty thousand yuan a month, and you are not short of an egg.

God sprinkles wisdom on the world, but you have an umbrella.

If girls don't work hard, they will be arrested and married, and they will have a second child.

A single man is called a single dog, while a single woman is called a dog ignore.

There are no unsolvable problems, but there are unsolvable problems.

All stories will have an end, only life with you.

Let hard work become a habit, water the future with sweat, and then dehydrate to death.

Face hardships bravely. Those who can't kill you can only leave you disabled.

Don't always open your heart and lungs to others. Some people don't eat viscera.

If everyone understands you, then you have to be ordinary!

I used to be so young, but now I'm so young.

I can think of only the most accurate adjective for myself: plump.

As long as I eat fast enough, I will never catch up with my weight!

The world is so big, you only watch in the circle of friends.

Although life is rough, I never yield to fate! I usually bend my knees directly, Orz.

I don't know what happiness is when I am in happiness? It's just that I am getting fat and becoming a pig. I still think my figure is OK.

The most romantic thing I can think of is watching you grow old alone.

I feel that the most affectionate gaze in my life has been given to mobile phones.

Twenty years ago, stupid children who ate raccoons and didn't collect all the cards still couldn't collect all the five blessings.

I want to know you again, starting with your name. What's your name?

He likes your plain face, which must be beautiful.

It's better to have a high vision when looking for a partner. You have to find an excuse because no one likes you.

Your plan is like a snack. After eating it, it will be a fart.

My biggest shortcoming is that I lack money.

Nothing in the world is difficult except for the rich. Birds of a feather flock together to get rich.

Living expenses are like big aunts. They come once a month and disappear in a few days.

When I was young, I was taught not to spend money indiscriminately. When I grew up, I found out how to spend money indiscriminately without money at all?

Life is six big words, and it can't be done in any way.

If you like a girl, you should study hard to find a good job and earn a lot of money. When she gets married, you should pay more.

I don't know that firewood and rice are expensive if I'm not in charge, and I don't know I'm fat if I don't take photos.

Let hard work become a habit, water the future with sweat, and then dehydrate to death.

Rome wasn't built in a day, but it's not difficult to empty your wallet.

Although I am ugly, I can be ugly and beautiful if I buy beautiful clothes.

When you see others on their way to success, ask yourself if you don't want to be a stumbling block on their way to success?

You say you are ugly. I think you are not only ugly, but also telling the truth.

Making money is like constipation - it's hard, spending money is like diarrhea - I can't hold it.

If there is any truth in the world, it is deserved!

Ugly Why? I can't see it myself. It's you who are disgusting!

I believe you will not be knocked down by life, because your weight exceeds life's expectations.

Putting autumn clothes into trousers and trousers into cotton socks is the minimum respect for winter.

If you don't get crazy, you will get old faster.

Every man dies, either lighter or heavier than a feather.

I have a friend who stopped complaining and began to work hard. After several years, he still looks like a bird.

Go ahead with a smile. No one wants to go back alive when he comes to this world.

After suffering, I finally became a servant.

I had schizophrenia, but now we have recovered.

You are always so stingy. You have broken several doors.

Sometimes people treat you coldly, which may not be your problem. Maybe he just doesn't like ugly.

When you need help most, only ghosts will help you.

God closed the door for you, and then went to wash and sleep.

Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately, it killed all the students in the end.

If you still persist, you are not desperate enough.

The picture of my wife in my wallet is to remind myself how to lose the money in my wallet.

Be modest, listen to others' opinions, and then write down their names carefully.

No one laughs at your dreams, they just laugh at your strength.

I don't want to raise a dog or a cat. I just want to raise you. After all, raising a pig can make you rich.

If you are not happy with your money, you are spending it in the wrong way.

It's good of you to leave. Otherwise, I always worry that you will stay for dinner.

The world is fair. People who are busier than you earn more than you, and people who are busier than you earn less than you.

If there is no pursuit in life, then how easy it should be

Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first or I hang up first.

Don't always feel lonely. Look at the circle of fat on your belly. Haven't you never left?

Don't talk about leaving everything to time. Time is too lazy to clean up your mess.

When you lose weight, you will find that your ugliness has nothing to do with losing weight.

You have to work hard to be worthy and used.

You just need to look at others, God has other plans for you.

Don't think you can't insist on coming, you will insist on staying up late to play with your mobile phone.

You can be an ox or a horse, but you should never be a Party B.

A single man is called a single dog, while a single woman is called a dog ignore.

Yuelao, please lead the red line for me next time. Can you change it into steel wire? The old TM of the red line is broken.

No object is afraid of nothing. I have objects, and I have never won chess.

The night gives you black eyes, but you use them to roll your eyes.

Although you have never been abroad, you are jet lagged every day.

Other people's money is outside my possession.

Although others seem to be doing well, they are actually doing well behind their backs.

If you see me looking bad on New Year's Day, don't think too much. You forgot to give me a red envelope.

I usually talk to others to save face. If I hate you, I do it on purpose.

Do you think today is the worst day? Tomorrow will change your opinion.

You can't even sleep well. Do you want to sleep with others?

Give your favorite girl a lipstick. At least she has your sense of participation when kissing others.

God closes a security door for you, and also conveniently puts a titanium alloy lock on you.

God closes a security door for you, and also conveniently puts a titanium alloy lock on you.

For the poor, if life is not tired, it is not called life!

It's OK to scold you at ordinary times. I have to wait until I hit you to know that I am both civil and martial.

I always figure out a lot of things in the early morning and forget everything after dawn.

Money can't buy happiness, it must be that your money is too little!

If you are infatuated with a person, you must not be worthy of him!

Autumn is the harvest season. The harvest of others is success and happiness. Your harvest is to realize that not everyone will be successful and happy.

No one in the world can live without anyone. Even a fish can be roasted without water.

Everyone thinks I have no friends. In fact, I really have no friends.

After working hard for so long, if there is any talent, there should be some signs of success.

Do you think it's better to bow to life? Life is about getting you down on your knees.

If life deceives you, you will open the beauty camera and deceive all people.

If there is no accident on Valentine's Day, you can live alone. If there is an accident, you can live in the hospital.

There is no impassable ridge in life, only impassable ridge.

Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately, it killed all the students in the end.

If there is any truth in the world, it is deserved!

Why can you live like a retarded, but I can't.

What is an April Fool's Day confession? Tomb sweeping Day confession is the king's way. If you fail, you can also say that you are possessed by a ghost!

It's a fine day today. I've stayed in my room for a long time. I'm going to the living room to relax.

When God closes a door for you, he will also close the window for you.

It is said that men become worse when they have money. I have been a good man for more than 30 years!

Don't put things off until tomorrow. The day after tomorrow is a good day.

Dogs are man's best friends. But dog's best friend is shit.

The beautiful collarbone is the same, and the interesting belly is bouncing around.

People often say, don't leave youth blank, so I blacken it!

There are more than eight or nine bad things in life.

If there is no pursuit in life, then how easy it should be

I can't solve anything that can be solved with money.

Heart pricking? Does not exist! Where does the heart not pierce?

After lovelorn, cheer up. After all, there is another scum man waiting for you.

These days, some people live by their faces, while others live by their shamelessness.

After exercise, you will be surprised to find that you just become strong from obesity.

If you like a person, you should confess. What if it becomes a spare tire?

I am happy for you if you are doing well, but I am happy for the whole world if you are not doing well.

I used to buy lottery tickets every day, but one day, I can't even afford to buy lottery tickets.

Losing weight is a big thing. Let me have enough food first, and then make a good plan.

A real warrior dares to face the balance on the bank card and the number on the scale.

You still have to have dreams. Otherwise, when you drink too much, what do you talk to people about?

When you lose weight, you will find that your ugliness has nothing to do with losing weight.

Don't be too confident. You may trust the wrong person.

When the salted fish turned over, it was still salted fish.

Life polishes your edges and corners to make you roll farther.

There are no unsolvable problems, but there are unsolvable problems.

Eat fish tonight. I think you are very picky.

It is said that men become worse when they have money. I have been a good man for more than 30 years!

Those who are good-looking are called foodies. Those who are not good-looking are called losers!

In winter, places outside the bed are far away, places out of reach are from other places, and going to the toilet is a business trip.

It's funny when someone smiles.

The reality is that you have been shot dead on the beach before the front wave started.

You can either work very hard or be very smart to barely live a mediocre life.

You are nothing, but one thing you do very well is daydreaming.

At least in the summer, you are half as rich as you can be.

After exercise, you will be surprised to find that you just become strong from obesity.

The best you can do is not as good as others.

When you feel ugly and poor, don't be sad, at least your judgment is correct.

You haven't viewed the world. Where does your world view come from?

Every time Zhang Yi kills a dog, he is a scholar.

There will be fog when you reach the mountain, and it will sink when you reach the bridge.

Every woman is looking for a man, and finally finds that the most manly man is herself.

Softness of heart is not a disease. It's fatal when you turn around.

My goal is to have a house at the age of 30, and now I am 30 years old.

There are many ways to destroy friendship. The most thorough one is to borrow money and not return it.

What good habits have you adhered to in order to become beautiful? Insist on beauty.

On Tomb Sweeping Day, you should go back to your school to sweep the graves, because your youth was buried there.

Many things in the world will eventually become better as time goes by. For example, your fat will eventually become fat.

Life is about ups and downs. At the end of the day, it will naturally jump twice.

I think there must be many people who love me secretly, because no one has spoken to me for so many years!

There is no obstacle in life, just because you have short legs.

Use 2B to describe you. People don't like pencils.

Far away, in addition to the unknown, there is despair.

Living expenses are like big aunts. They come once a month and disappear in a few days.

The most beautiful words in the world are not that I love you, but that your tumor is benign!

In fact, what you hate is not square dancing, but square dancing aunts.

May you have wine, meat and girls in the future. Girls are ugly.

Some people appear in your life to tell you how deceitful you are!

Let nature take its course is just another way of saying that there is nothing we can do.

I believe you will not be knocked down by life, because your weight exceeds life's expectations.

A full man does not know that a hungry man is hungry, and a hungry man does not know that a full man is empty.

Poverty is not a state, but a normal state.

If time can go back, it must be that you are dreaming.

It's good of you to leave, otherwise I will always be careful and you will stay for dinner.

The most brilliant smile in my life is probably dedicated to my mobile phone screen.

If you are ugly, you should read more. Anyway, nothing else has anything to do with you.

Dreams still have to be there, in case of ghosts?

There is no news that cannot be seen, only those who do not want to return.

They laughed at my ugliness, and I laughed at their correctness.

My social phobia mainly comes from low income.

Before he had time to flirt, he was pulled out.

Empress Wu has proved that success has nothing to do with gender, and you have proved that success has nothing to do with you.

I thought I could get hold of my little sister by holding her hand, but I didn't expect her to be Thousand Hand Avalokitesvara.

No cosmetics are used at the age of 18, and no cosmetics are used at the age of 28.

Is money really that important to you? I've been talking for more than three hours, and I haven't lowered a penny.

Enter the elder friend circle to learn the latest rumors.

Why is God always jealous of talents? Because nobody cares how long a fool lives.

Although life is rough, I never yield to fate! I usually bend my knees directly, Orz.

Rich people get married, but poor people can only eat dirt.

When a relative asked me about my grades, I asked him about his year-end bonus.

Stealing one person's idea is plagiarism, and stealing many people's idea is research.

Your vision is not limited to your living environment, but also to your vision.

Others have more money than you and work harder than you, but you are more powerful. You own everything by your own imagination.

If the world doesn't want you, you should remember that I still have you, and I don't want you either.

Always repeating, especially mistakes!

They laughed at my ugliness, and I laughed at their correctness.

A girl who likes to laugh is not too unlucky, but can a girl who is unlucky still laugh?

I used to go to school to make money, but now I work to make money.

Nine out of ten people are unhappy in life. They have never met one or two people.

The so-called review is to reconfirm what you don't know, and you really don't.

The world laughs at my madness. I laugh at how quickly the world can see it.

If you don't marry me many years later, then we are really good enough.

Wearing white clothes to work does not mean that you can not take the blame.

In winter, places outside the bed are far away, places out of reach are from other places, and going to the toilet is a business trip.

I used to live on my face, but I almost starved to death before giving up.

Although I earn less, I save more. Yesterday Ferrari saved more than two million yuan.

Where there is plenty of grass in the horizon, they all grow in other people's homes.

Ma Yun's success has nothing to do with his appearance, Jiang Shang's success has nothing to do with his age, and success has nothing to do with you.

Don't be angry if you can't be angry, don't swear if you can't be angry, and do it directly if you can.

Every time I see you wearing silk stockings, I have an unspeakable feeling that carrots are wrapped in plastic wrap.

Although those rich people look beautiful on the surface, in fact, they are more beautiful in private.

If you can't accommodate me, it means that either your mind is too narrow or my personality is too great.

I don't know that firewood and rice are expensive if I'm not in charge, and I don't know I'm fat if I don't take photos.

Don't bow your head, your chin will show.

If the world doesn't want you, you should remember that I still have you, and I don't want you either.

If you are infatuated with a person, you must not be worthy of him!

It is really miserable to be lazy and have goals.

Intermittent complacency, continuous mixed eating and death.

If you are ugly, you should exercise more, so that you can beat others when they say you are ugly.

Wearing white clothes to work does not mean that you can not take the blame.

When I was young, I thought money was everything, but now I know it when I am old.

It's said that money is a bastard, but it's really beautiful.

People should have dreams, even if it is salted fish, they should also make the saltiest one.

It is not terrible to be poor. What is terrible is that I am the poorest person.

I think lovelorn is not terrible, blind is terrible.

After working hard for so long, if there is any talent, there should be some signs of success.

You should be careful during the Spring Festival. After all, you have to kill pigs during the Spring Festival.

I tried to disappear, but no one asked.

Laziness is a good excuse to say that you can accomplish great things if you work hard.

Running freely with the wind is the direction, but I forget that my legs are short and have no strength.

You are just a potato silk. You are dirt, funny and loser.

I saved dandruff for a year just to give you snow.

Look in the mirror more often, and you will understand the reasons for many things.

Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first or I hang up first.

Others are always shining gold, and you will spend it.

When you see me staring at you all the way, don't think I'm interested in you. I really can't see who you are.

If the world doesn't want you, you should remember that I still have you, and I don't want you either.

My principle, only three words, depends on the mood.

What is the most crowded bus you have ever taken? Just passing by, I was crowded into the car.

I saved dandruff for a year just to give you snow.

I thought I could get hold of my little sister by holding her hand, but I didn't expect her to be Thousand Hand Avalokitesvara.

When I was young, I thought money was everything, but now I know it when I am old.

As long as you don't cheat, money is really omnipotent.

Don't say that others are mentally ill. The premise of brain disease is that you must have a brain.

Is money really that important to you? I've been talking for more than three hours, and I haven't lowered a penny.

God closes a security door for you, and also conveniently puts a titanium alloy lock on you.

Time has taught me that I don't have to wait for anyone except express delivery.

I have never asked anyone in my life, only the area of the shadow.

There are many ways to destroy friendship. The most thorough one is to borrow money and not return it.

If the deposit is negative, the house is rented, there is a bicycle, and it is shared.

After exercise, you will be surprised to find that you just become strong from obesity.

They are also salty fish. Why can others turn over while you are stuck in the pan?

Every time I cram temporarily, the Buddha always gives me a kick.

You are like my sunshine, which is dazzling.

When you lose weight, you will find that your ugliness has nothing to do with losing weight.

Don't lose heart. There are as many beautiful girls as there are stars in the sky, but you can't see them.

With my qualifications and diploma, I will sweep the streets of this city in the future.

Ma Yun's success has nothing to do with his appearance, Jiang Shang's success has nothing to do with his age, and success has nothing to do with you.

I hope that some things can be solved by myself, not by myself, but by myself.

I used to live on my face, but then I almost starved to death

Only when you ask for leave and deduct your salary can you feel your salary is high.

It doesn't matter if you are single. There will be a long time to be single in the future.

Although those rich people look beautiful on the surface, in fact, they are more beautiful in private.

He dreamed of walking around with his sword, but cancelled the original plan because he was too fat.

An iron pestle can be ground into a needle, but a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. It's no use trying harder if the materials are wrong.

Don't say that you are good at nothing. You are a good hand at staying up late playing mobile phones.

Even if it is salted fish, you are not the saltiest one.

The beautiful collarbone is the same, and the interesting belly is bouncing around.

If girls don't work hard, they will be arrested and married, and they will have a second child.

I like small animals very much. In any case, I have them all at once.

Don't care about the current low. There is still a long way to go in the future.

Softness of heart is not a disease. It's fatal when you turn around.

Everyone likes to be with you to show their good looks.

If you are not happy with your money, you are spending it in the wrong way.

The creditor is the one who will not abandon you even if you break your property.

Try to understand the people you hate, and you will find that the more you look at them, the more annoying they are.

If it can't be amazing, then it's so ugly!

If you think there are flies around you, you may be a piece of shit.

You give grass a little love, grass also gives you a green!

I really envy your skin. How can you maintain it so thick?

In order to prevent me from spending money indiscriminately this month, I spent all my money in advance.

After experiencing a lot of hardships, others are happy after suffering, but you have just come after suffering.

Do you think it's better to bow to life? Life is about getting you down on your knees.

If you like it, tell it, or you won't know how ugly you are.

Although you learn slowly, you give up quickly.

There is no impassable ridge in life, only impassable ridge.

What is more lonely than eating hot pot alone is that you can't afford to eat hot pot alone.

Money can't buy love, but it can buy love.

Smile when you meet lightning, because the sky is taking pictures of you.

When I was a child, I hated eating and sleeping. Now I think it's really cheap.

Life is bound to give up some people, not you don't care, they don't care.

Thank those who knocked you down, because you will find it really comfortable to lie down.

Making money is like constipation - it's hard, spending money is like diarrhea - I can't hold it.

Failure is the mother of success, but failure is often infertility.

As long as you keep learning every day, the final victory must belong to the person who plays well in the examination room.

There are two kinds of people who are the dumbest in the world, one is you, the other is like you.

They laughed at my ugliness, and I laughed at their correctness.

The disappointments never let me down, and each time they really let me down.

It's love at first sight. It's obviously because of color; Longevity is just a matter of weighing the advantages and disadvantages; Even the old age is due to habit.

Do you think you are Cinderella? Please don't dream, she is the daughter of the count.

I saved dandruff for a year just to give you snow.

I can't solve anything that can be solved with money.

If I can lose weight through my wild imagination, I may have only my soul left now.

Although I usually don't care about you, there are many bad words behind me.

The man riding a white horse may not be a prince, but a monk from the Tang Dynasty!

It is only after suffering that we know that there is no bitterest, only more bitter.

I can only do the first four after thinking about the five words of being able to bear hardships.

If you like it, tell it, or you won't know how ugly you are.

The right ear should be used when listening to the results, because the left ear is close to the heart, which may lead to sudden death.

What is more lonely than eating hot pot alone is that you can't afford to eat hot pot alone.

I have an early heart, but my quilt and bed disagree.

You don't have nothing. You are still sick.

There is no wife in the wife cake, and there is no cotton in the marshmallow, so there is no money in the wallet.

Tetris teaches us that if you get along with others, you will disappear.

You have changed all uncertainty into certainty.

Making money is a kind of ability, spending money is a kind of technology. My ability is limited, but my technology is high.

No matter what happens, where you fall, just lie down for a while.

Your complicated facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

You must have been a plastic bag in your previous life. You can only carry plastic bags.

Although you look tired when you move bricks, you look really handsome when you pay.

Winter is good. When we are poor, there is a northwest wind.

You work so hard every day and endure so much loneliness and pain. But I haven't seen how excellent you are!

The friendship between girls is like a plastic flower, which is fake but never withers.

The person who used to pour cold water on me, it doesn't matter. I'll boil it and return it to you.

I don't know what happiness is when I am in happiness? It's just that I am getting fat and becoming a pig. I still think my figure is OK.

If you show respect to others, they will advance further.

I miss you so much. The first sentence is false, and the second sentence is also false.

Many times I felt I couldn't hold on, and then I gave up.

God sprinkles wisdom on the world, but you have an umbrella.

If you fall, then find a comfortable position to lie down.

Time is a butcher's knife, but he has no way to get ugly people.

You can't break a broken jar. You have to break it hard!

In fact, you are not useless. At least in summer, you can feed mosquitoes.

Another day has passed, how is it? Is the dream more distant?

If you are ugly, you should study more so that you can have money for cosmetic surgery.

As long as you choose the right direction in life, you will succeed easily. Let's congratulate you on the easy way.

The world is so big, I want to see where it is convenient to beg!

When others tell you that they are busy, it is TA who needs to leave time for more important people.

As long as you keep learning every day, the final victory must belong to the person who plays well in the examination room.

I can only do the first four after thinking about the five words of being able to bear hardships.

Twenty years ago, stupid children who ate raccoons and didn't collect all the cards still couldn't collect all the five blessings.

The prince took the size 43 crystal shoes he left behind and pondered.

Although those rich people look beautiful on the surface, in fact, they are more beautiful in private.

In fact, destiny doesn't like to joke with you. It really wants to kill you.

Sometimes you feel like an SB. Don't lose heart. At least you feel right.

You are not incompetent, you just have no right to choose.

You are like the sun in the blue sky, which can't be seen directly.

Try to understand the people you hate, and you will find that the more you look at them, the more annoying they are.

I miss you so much. The first sentence is false, and the second sentence is also false.

Nostalgia is a small ticket. I am here and the scalper is there.

Be still as if paralyzed, and move as if epileptic.

After exercise, you will be surprised to find that you just become strong from obesity.

Whether you are two or no two, two is there, no three no four.

My head is not empty. I am the person who wants to make great achievements, but the chaos is just beginning.

All those who complain about social injustice and system can only be translated into one sentence: please give me money, women and social status.

There is no straight man. As long as you look good enough, you can become bent.

Don't put yourself too high, or you will not come down.

I only have eyes for you, because your big face makes me unable to see others.

If life deceives you, don't worry - take out your beauty camera to cheat life.

God didn't give me any great responsibility, so it still hurts my mind and bones.

Enter the elder friend circle to learn the latest rumors.

Work, love and life are not smooth? Look in the mirror and you will understand many things.

Success is like a ghost, only others have met it.

I find that I can coax girls to sleep. As soon as I send a message, the girl will say I am going to sleep.

Don't say you are a single dog anymore. Dogs are dead at your age.

There is nothing in the world that money can't solve. If there is, it's your lack of money.

They said that the network was fake, and I laughed, as if the reality was real.

Don't say you have nothing, you still have a debt.

Hope is fire, disappointment is smoke, life is smoke while making fire.

Life is not only about the present, but also about the medlar in the distance.

My principle, only three words, depends on the mood.

Pretending to be forced is just an instant, and shameless is eternal.

After ten years of continuous efforts and struggle, I finally changed from an ignorant youth to an ignorant youth.

I miss you so much. The first sentence is false, and the second sentence is also false.

All your sadness comes from your balance.

Once I wanted to be a special person, but now I have succeeded. Now I am very sad and helpless.

Don't think about losing weight all day long. Does your mouth agree with you?

My dream when I was a child was to be a hero. I didn't expect that it would be easy to realize it on my mobile phone, and there were many choices.

The most romantic thing I can think of is watching you grow old alone.

What I have thought about is illusion, but I have no future if I do it seriously.

Young and young leave home and return home, and learn a lot of Sao dialect.

Life is not only about the present, but also about the poems that can't be read and the distance that can't be reached.

I heard that you are not as good as me, so I'm relieved.

Where there is a long way to go, waving is to leave the tea cool.

I'm not short, I'm just far from the sky.

An iron pestle can be ground into a needle, but a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. It's no use trying harder if the materials are wrong.

An iron pestle can be ground into a needle, but a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. It's no use trying harder if the materials are wrong.

It's too simple to kill an obsessive-compulsive disorder.

Are you afraid of being laughed at if you don't look good? Don't worry, it's the same with good clothes.

I really want to sell my house and travel around the world, but the landlord doesn't agree.

When I was young, I thought money was everything, but now I know it when I am old.

Who said you don't have perseverance? Don't you insist on being single for decades?

You want to be rich? Just think about it.

Three minutes is doomed, seven minutes depends on hard work, and 90 minutes depends on face.

What's wrong with you? You have to get sick in bed!

Please believe me, every word I say is nonsense!

Squat down and touch your own shadow. I'm sorry, you've been wronged by following me.

Death is not terrible, but the fear is that you can no longer live.

If you are not happy with your money, you are spending it in the wrong way.

I looked for her thousands of times. When I looked back, that person still ignored me.

Come on, boys! As long as you work hard, your boss will succeed.

One of the symptoms of mental collapse is to believe that your work is very important.

Nothing is happier than sleeping late, except getting up late.

When there is nothing to give up, don't forget that you can still give up treatment.

Dogs are man's best friends. But dog's best friend is shit.

No object is afraid of nothing. I have objects, and I have never won chess.

Only when you ask for leave and deduct your salary can you feel your salary is high.

Don't bother those who don't return your message for a long time each time. Just delete your friends.

I don't want to raise a dog or a cat. I just want to raise you. After all, raising a pig can make you rich.

I heard that you are not as good as me, so I'm relieved.

If you don't play with your mobile phone for a day, you won't die. Your life is still alive, but your soul is lost!

God didn't give me any great responsibility, so it still hurts my mind and bones.

I can only do the first four after thinking about the five words of being able to bear hardships.

Last year, we set a target deposit of 30000 yuan, but this year, we still need 50000 yuan.

Life is not only about the present, but also about the poems that can't be read and the distance that can't be reached.

You can't always look at what you don't have. Look more at what you have. Forget it. Close your eyes.

When you doubt life, in fact, this is your life.

He who covets small profits cannot achieve great things.

From small to large, the only constant is a heart that does not miss books.

If you can't get rich overnight, you can do it for two nights, and I can do it for three nights.

If you are destined to meet thousands of miles away, you can also save money if you are not.

Life is like water in a sponge. As long as you don't want to squeeze it, it will evaporate one day.

When you know where you are going, the whole world is blocking you up.

The boss said that as long as we work hard, he can change Maserati next year.

Everyone praises me for being virtuous, and I can do nothing at leisure.

People are not boring, but lazy to be interesting to you.

Empress Wu has proved that success has nothing to do with gender, and you have proved that success has nothing to do with you.

Sister, you take the bow, brother, I walk on the shore. 99% of this sentence is sung.

If you are ugly, you should read more. Books can not make you look good, but they can make you accept reality more easily.

No one can make you give up your dream. If you try it yourself, you will give up.

According to analysis, the root cause of extramarital love is marriage.

Don't think about losing weight all day long. Does your mouth agree with you?

Three minutes is doomed, seven minutes depends on hard work, and 90 minutes depends on face.

Single hair loss and no money, running into the elderly.

I met you at the most beautiful age. I want to say that I was really unlucky!

If you don't cherish me, after passing this village, I will wait for you in the next village.

I'd rather not talk and look like a fool than open my mouth to prove that I am.

Be nice to your girlfriend in the future. After all, she is blind and can't be hurt any more.

Life is not only about the present, but also about the medlar in the distance.

If you see me looking bad on New Year's Day, don't think too much. You forgot to give me a red envelope.

If you are ugly, you should read more. Books can not make you look good, but they can make you accept reality more easily.

If you don't leave, I will die.

Emotion can be run in if you look at your face.

The reason for being single so far is that it is difficult to start with acquaintances and to speak with strangers.

I saved dandruff for a year just to give you snow.

Twenty years ago, stupid children who ate raccoons and didn't collect all the cards still couldn't collect all the five blessings.

People fall in love by looking romantic and burning money, while you are blind by the other person.

Others' life is full of stories, while mine is full of accidents.

I used to go to school to make money, but now I work to make money.

Although you are ugly, you think beautiful.

Life will not abandon you, but it will not let you go.

I'm not the kind of person who would kill a man if he fell down. I just sealed the well.

If Cinderella's shoes fit, they would not fall off. If the prince really loved Cinderella, he would not even know the girl who had danced with him all night.

I hate one word most in my life! Especially when you can't do the questions.

Nothing can knock people down at once, as long as you are strong enough, it will continue to knock you down!

If you work harder, you will get more blows.

I made a plan for the holiday, and only finished P after half the summer vacation because of the lan.

If I didn't have the ability to comfort myself, I really couldn't live now.

The only thing more terrible than loneliness is being known that you are lonely.

I watched you step onto the stage with my own eyes. I don't know whether you are going to make a fool of yourself or not.

Everyone else has the sour smell of love. Only I have the unique fragrance of a single dog.

In the last month, there were always thirty days of bad luck.

The level of English in primary schools has become more and more inadequate.

The broadest in the world is the sea, the sky is wider than the sea, and the examination scope is wider than the sky.

Don't talk about being cheated. People at your age are customers.

Why do you want to sleep at school? Because school is where dreams begin.

Everyone praises me for being virtuous, and I can do nothing at leisure.

If you are willing to peel off my heart layer by layer, you will find that I am lacking in heart.

Life is short, and I'm fucking lazy.

I think lovelorn is not terrible, blind is terrible.

It's not that the road is rough, but that you can't.

Love you is not two or three days, but a day without love.

Growth is the process of turning your crying into silence.

You are a princess by your parents, a princess by your men, and a beggar by yourself.

When the salted fish has a dream, it will become a salted fish with a dream.

Love is a double-edged sword. One side cuts you very hard, and the other side also cuts you very hard.

The friendship between girls is like a plastic flower, which is fake but never withers.

It takes ten minutes to listen to you.

When others pick up girls after work, you meet them after work.

There is no wife in the wife cake, and there is no cotton in the marshmallow, so there is no money in the wallet.

Nothing lasts forever, but you can.

We agreed to go to Baitou together, but you secretly baked oil.

The FLAG set up in those years has been deleted by myself, and no one remembers it anyway.

If you see me looking bad on New Year's Day, don't think too much. You forgot to give me a red envelope.

Your good night just wants me to shut up.

I dreamed that I was taking a test, and then I woke up and found that I was really taking a test.

Every time a righteous person kills a dog, he is a scholar.

The world is so big, I feel so unlucky to know you.

I like small animals very much. In any case, I have them all at once.

Failure is also a part of success. Where you fall, you are corrupting others.

There must be pure friendship between men and women. Every girl I know says she can only be friends with me at most.

I was poor, so the National Day at home, to avoid a festival.

If you can't accommodate me, it means that either your mind is too narrow or my personality is too great.

It is nothing but good.

It will take you 3 hours to get up and do what you can do in 3 minutes.

All stories will have an end, only life with you.

The operation is as fierce as a tiger, and the salary is twenty-five thousand.

Others are just playing fat, while you are ugly and serious.

The boss who talks about money with you is a good man. He who talks about ideals with you doesn't want to give you money!

Those social elites who are admired by everyone are not as good as you think. But it must be much better than you.

If I can lose weight through my wild imagination, I may have only my soul left now.

The garbage is still picked up by my parents. How about you?

You have changed all uncertainty into certainty.

You have changed all uncertainty into certainty.

If life is a movie, you are the advertisement popping up in the middle.

Everyone wants to go to heaven, but no one wants to die.

You used to be my sun, my whole world, and now you are just a ball.

Although those rich people look beautiful on the surface, in fact, they are more beautiful in private.

It is said that falling in love will affect learning. Does learning not affect falling in love?

You want to be rich? Just think about it.

From a distance, I saw the long hair fluttering. When I came closer, I saw the old monster in the crouching groove.

I ate it quietly, just as I became fat quietly.

People's bodies are full of talent, and your bodies are full of pearl milk tea.

When you see others on their way to success, ask yourself if you don't want to be a stumbling block on their way to success?

Love is mostly unsuccessful, either suffering from the boredom of getting married, or suffering from the sadness of not getting married.

You want to be rich? Just think about it.

Looking back on the past, I didn't go straight once.

No one in the world can live without anyone. Even a fish can be roasted without water.

When comforting others, you should comfort yourself one set at a time. When comforting yourself, you just want to find a rope.

As long as you keep learning every day, the final victory must belong to the person who plays well in the examination room.

Nine out of ten things are unhappy in life, and the rest are even more unhappy!

You don't know how to arrange your life. There will be many people who will help you arrange what they need you to do.

Appearance is not important. Love is about feeling, but people don't feel ugly.

Others care about whether you fly high or tired, but I only care about whether your wings are delicious?

Is there any good way to relieve the heat in dog days? The salary is naturally cool.

Although others seem to have been plain sailing, they are actually plain sailing behind their backs.

I had schizophrenia, but now we have recovered.

If no one holds hands, I will take the bag.

If you fall, then find a comfortable position to lie down.

Heart pricking? Does not exist! Where does the heart not pierce?

It doesn't matter if you say something wrong, you will continue to say it wrong.

No matter what kind of alienation we become, a red envelope can return to the original.

For the poor, if life is not tired, it is not called life!

Even if you sleep late, the person who will not find you will not find you!

Don't always be so narcissistic. Beautiful women look at you more because you are so ugly.

We work very hard to live like ordinary people.

Is there any good way to relieve the heat in dog days? The salary is naturally cool.

In fact, destiny doesn't like to joke with you. It really wants to kill you.

I watched you step onto the stage with my own eyes. I don't know whether you are going to make a fool of yourself or not.

He who covets small profits cannot achieve great things.

Smile when encountering lightning, because it is the sky taking pictures of you.

There are no secret admirers, but there are many people who want to assassinate.

It is not shameful to sell one's soul and principles. It is shameful to fail to sell at a good price.

Just because I looked at you more in the crowd, you thought I would sit on your motorcycle.

God is fair. If he gives you an ugly face, he will definitely give you a poor family.

Since childhood, I like to stand on my own, for example, relying on my own skill list.

If you have a brain disease, you can be cured. How good you are! You have no brain.

The pain of life is not because you don't have money, but because others have money.

If others work hard, they will succeed. If you work hard, you will have a meal.

You are not choosing to be difficult, you are just poor.

It's good of you to leave, otherwise I will always be careful and you will stay for dinner.

Three minutes is doomed, seven minutes depends on hard work, and 90 minutes depends on face.

I never bullied the weak. Before I bullied him, I didn't know he was weaker than me.

Look in the mirror when you are looking good. After all, this illusion is not everyday.

There is nothing in the world that money can't solve. If there is, it's your lack of money.

It's true that geomancy turns, but you are on the axis, which is very embarrassing.

Single hair loss and no money, running into the elderly.

Whenever I find the key to success, I find someone has changed the lock cylinder

It is not terrible to be poor. What is terrible is that I am the poorest person.

The only thing more terrible than loneliness is being known that you are lonely.

The beautiful leather bags are the same, and the interesting soul weighs more than 200 kg.

Becoming famous is like farting. It's not enough to make a noise, but it will be a long time.

Why do girls have to compete with each other? After decades, they will all dance square dance together.

You can be as lazy as a pig, but not as lazy as a pig.

Don't look forward to tomorrow, because tomorrow will not be easy.

If one day I disappear, even if my friends and lovers will not find me, the bank will also find me crazily.

I used to live on my face, but then I almost starved to death

Life is not only about the present, but also about the medlar in the distance.

Putting autumn clothes into trousers and trousers into cotton socks is the minimum respect for winter.

I have a strong desire to learn. Fortunately, my self-control is strong and I am under pressure.

An angel will love you for me, so I will love others.

Heart pricking? Does not exist! Where does the heart not pierce?

Once some people miss it, thank goodness.

You have never succeeded. What are you afraid of?

A person's longest love history is probably narcissism.

Everyone likes to be with you to show their good looks.

In one's life, three days are destined to rely on hard work for seven points, and the rest 90 points depend on parents.

When you lose weight, you will find that your ugliness has nothing to do with losing weight.

When heaven was about to place a great responsibility on these people, he had to work hard first, and then heaven changed his mind.

If life deceives you, don't worry - take out your beauty camera to cheat life.

Most people lie for the first time in life, starting from writing a composition.

Don't look forward to tomorrow, because tomorrow will not be easy.

There will be fog when you reach the mountain, and it will sink when you reach the bridge.

I really want to sell my house and travel around the world, but the landlord doesn't agree.

You can't afford a beautiful bag, and interesting souls can't afford you.

I can think of only the most accurate adjective for myself: plump.

It doesn't matter who you are. What matters is what you want to do when you break into my life?

Your father must work very hard to make you look effortless.

Others save your number to contact you, but I am different. I save your number to refuse to receive it.

If you work harder, you will be able to move forward. Life is crazy.

Others use brand-name bags, while you can only use facial expression bags.

After years of hard work, although there is no gain, you are in debt!

No cosmetics are used at the age of 18, and no cosmetics are used at the age of 28.

People are not boring, but lazy to be interesting to you.

Although you are single, you are as fat as two people.

Don't think the world has abandoned you. The world has no time to answer you

Don't say it's love at first sight, but it's just love at first sight.

I have never asked anyone in my life, only the area of the shadow.

When I take off my clothes, I am an animal. When I put on my clothes, I am an animal dressed in clothes.

It's not that people make fun of you, but that you are the joke itself!

Time will save you enough disappointment and tell you not to thank you.

It's better to have a high vision when looking for a partner. You have to find an excuse because no one likes you.

No one can make you give up losing weight. If you think about it yourself, you will give up.

Poverty has limited me so much, why not limit my weight?

It is said that in 2020, I don't want to die to eliminate the poor.

Heart is higher than sky, life is thinner than paper.

There is no unprovoked love, no unprovoked hate in the world, but TM has unprovoked fat!

No matter what happens, where you fall, just lie down for a while.

As a typical failure, you are so successful.

Even if it is Belive, there is a lie hidden in the middle.

Every woman is looking for a man, and finally finds that the most manly man is herself.

In fact, life ends after a certain node, and everyone is just waiting for the eggs.

You are not walking on the road of Niu B, but still walking on the road of pretending to be forced.

You think you can do nothing well? If you are wrong, you can also be a waste.

Forget the past unhappy, because the future will be more unhappy.

God has closed a door for you, and will add anti-theft locks and large bolts to it.

When you know where you are going, the whole world is blocking you up.

Can you find someone to drink snowflakes with you, without saying that no one will accompany you to the end of the world?

I can't solve anything that can be solved with money.

Gui is not the defect of iPhone, poor is your defect.

Don't think the world has abandoned you, the world has no time to answer you!

Even if you sleep late, the person who will not find you will not find you!

Occasionally, I still have to go out for a walk to know how comfortable I am in bed.

Don't do today's work. If you die tomorrow, you can do it.

On Tomb Sweeping Day, you should go back to your school to sweep the graves, because your youth was buried there.

Don't complain about the miserable experience of the present, which is far from the future.

How can we meet a storm without experiencing wind and rain.

If you abandon yourself today, you will defeat you tomorrow.

We should help when we have difficulties. If we have no difficulties, we should help when we create difficulties.

I am a man. Never challenge my bottom line, or I will have to change it again.

Gold always shines, but you are just fat.

Age is not a problem, height is not a distance, who likes you without money?

God didn't give me any great responsibility, so it still hurts my mind and bones.

Many things in the world will eventually become better as time goes by. For example, your fat will eventually become fat.

Those who are good-looking are called foodies. Those who are not good-looking are called losers!

Welcome the God of Wealth on the fifth day of the first month. It's all about the rich. Go to bed.

Everyone praises you for your beauty. There are traces of PS.

Others are just playing fat, while you are ugly and serious.

The cold of looking through the autumn water can never be compared to the cold of wearing pants.

You can't always look at what you don't have. Look more at what you have. Forget it. Close your eyes.

I examine myself three times a day. I have no money, no car, no house.

Sir, the money on your card is not enough

Adults are not picky eaters. They will say that I am allergic to this.

Success can be copied, but for you, pasting is prohibited here.

Do you think you are Cinderella? Please don't dream, she is the daughter of the count.

People should have dreams, even if it is salted fish, they should also make the saltiest one.

What good habits have you adhered to in order to become beautiful? Insist on beauty.

Life is like water in a sponge. As long as you don't want to squeeze it, it will evaporate one day.

Life polishes your edges and corners to make you roll farther.

The broadest in the world is the sea, the sky is wider than the sea, and the examination scope is wider than the sky.

Want to fight? If the mobile phone can be taken off your hand, it is a struggle.

If my life is a movie, then you are a pop-up advertisement.

Many people like to make a mountain out of a molehill in life. In fact, it is really unnecessary to think about how to deal with a mountain out of a molehill.

If life deceives you, don't be sad or anxious. Life will continue to deceive you.

If it is a blessing to suffer losses, I might have been as lucky as the East China Sea.

Don't ask me what to do if I fail. Say as if you have succeeded.

There is no empathy, it is all standing talking without backache.

The only fair thing in the world is that we will all die.

There was no way in the world. When there were more people walking, the teacher began to call the roll.

For the poor, if life is not tired, it is not called life!

When you fall, there are thousands of people who can replace you.

If I can lose weight through my wild imagination, I may have only my soul left now.

Only a liar in the world is sincere, because he is really lying to you.

There are no secret admirers, but there are many people who want to assassinate.

A lazy crowd wears small clothes, and their salary is naturally cool.

Life is about ups and downs. At the end of the day, it will naturally jump twice.

Do you know why beauties are so unlucky since ancient times? Because nobody cares how long an ugly person lives.

The night gives you black eyes, but you use them to roll your eyes.

Staying up late is bad for your health. It is recommended to stay up all night.

Gold always shines, but you are just fat.

Everything is going up, that is, people are becoming more and more cheap.

Sleep more if you want to be beautiful, and feel beautiful when you are sleepy.

Only a liar in the world is sincere, because he is really lying to you.

Your sister is a good girl and has shared a lot for your mother.

The handsome kickers are handsome, and the ugly ones are like shovel shit when playing golf.

If others play pig and eat tiger, you can only play pig.

The worst is never just today, but also your future.

There is no impassable ridge in life, only impassable ridge.

Shushan has its own way. It's your fault that you don't have a rich life.

It's not sweet to try to turn things around, but it can quench your thirst!

Give your dreams wings, you can't fly anywhere.

Although you have never been abroad, you are jet lagged every day.

Don't say sorry to me, because I can neither forgive you nor stab you to death.

Now the tears are all the water in my head.

Although I am ugly, I can be ugly and beautiful if I buy beautiful clothes.

Three hundred and sixty lines lead to bugs.

What is friendship? You have been mentally retarded for many years, and I will never leave you.

When you feel that life is unfair to you, weigh your weight and look in the mirror, you will feel that everything is reasonable again.

It is said that a tired dog is not as tired as you.

It is better to be uniform in beauty than different in ugliness.

College students, you should know that learning is not necessarily rewarding, but you can certainly receive goods by cutting hands.

It's actually troublesome to know strangers, and many lies have to be told again.

It's said that the Ghost Gate is about to open in July. You are not alone at all.

Birds of a feather flock together to get poor points, and the rich get married eventually.

If you can't accommodate me, it means that either your mind is too narrow or my personality is too great.

Mass blessings and single digit red envelopes are soulless.

The boss said that as long as we work hard, he can change Maserati next year.

Please cherish those who have hurt you. After all, others are too lazy to hurt you.

My future is a dream. What's more, I still have insomnia at the moment.

If no one holds hands, I will take the bag.

Don't care about the current low. There is still a long way to go in the future.

God is fair. If he gives you an ugly face, he will definitely give you a poor family.

It's not that the road is rough, but that you can't.

I think there must be many people who love me secretly, because no one has spoken to me for so many years!

What about hair loss? You should eat healthily and keep a good attitude, so you can accept this fact.

Women pretend to be in love by pretending to be in high tide, while men pretend to be in love by pretending to be in high tide.

No matter what kind of alienation we become, a red envelope can return to the original.

Why God closes the door for you is not because you are invisible.

God closed the door for you, and then went to wash and sleep.

You can be as lazy as a pig, but not as lazy as a pig.

The starting point of others is the end point beyond your reach.

I know it's wrong to waste time, but it's really enjoyable.

We were very happy when we were young, because at that time we were not so ugly and poor.

Whether it is a white hat or a black hat, it is not a good hat that will turn green.

If you suffer, don't drink water, or you will become dirty.

As long as you don't cheat, money is really omnipotent.

As the saying goes, disasters never come singly. It can be seen that even disasters are accompanied. Look at you again.

Do you live by the sea? Such a wave.

You can't buy happiness with money, because you have no money at all.

Brother listened to my advice, and the game can be played again without it, and the daughter-in-law can play all the time without it.

With you all the way, I am willing to suffer a little, and I will not talk about suffering a lot.

If one day you find yourself getting rich overnight, slap yourself. Wake up and don't be late for work.

Where there is a long way to go, waving is to leave the tea cool.

Let hard work become a habit, water the future with sweat, and then dehydrate to death.

Dreams still have to be there, in case of ghosts?

Before I met you, my world was black and white. After I met you, it was completely black.

Ten out of ten are unhappy in life!

There was no way in the world. When there were more people walking, the teacher began to call the roll.

When you fall, there are thousands of people who can replace you.

I'm not short, I'm just far from the sky.

Every time a righteous person kills a dog, he is a scholar.

In fact, what you hate is not square dancing, but square dancing aunts.

You work so hard every day and endure so much loneliness and pain. But I haven't seen how excellent you are!

Ten out of ten are unhappy in life!

Don't worry, as long as you keep going downhill, you will never be at the lowest point of life.

God didn't give me any great responsibility, so it still hurts my mind and bones.

Complaining won't change your life, but money can!

Freedom has never been taken for granted, but a privilege that requires a high cost.

If Cinderella's shoes fit, they would not fall off. If the prince really loved Cinderella, he would not even know the girl who had danced with him all night.

If you don't marry me many years later, then we are really good enough.

There must be pure friendship between men and women. Every girl I know says she can only be friends with me at most.

Watching the gallop that splashed me away, the labor thought that when I got rich, I would buy a raincoat.

There is a long way to go. I will ask for help.

If you go out, you will be fat sooner or later.

What's wrong with you? You have to get sick in bed!

I don't want to be the last one to let you down.

God will not treat infatuated people unfairly, he is to die.

If you work harder, you will get more blows.

Before he had time to flirt, he was pulled out.

Dogs are man's best friends. But dog's best friend is shit.

I want to go to the movies with my boyfriend. Is there anything interesting?

Don't bow your head and your cuckold will fall off. Don't cry and Lao Wang will laugh.

If you don't marry me many years later, then we are really good enough.

There will be fog when you reach the mountain, and it will sink when you reach the bridge.

People's hearts are weak, so don't be tough without strength!

If you are unhappy, just go to sleep. There is nothing that cannot be solved by sleeping. If you are unhappy, just go back to sleep.

There was no chicken soup in the world. When the chicken died, it was made into chicken soup.

Nine out of ten things are unhappy in life, and the rest are even more unhappy!

Poverty has limited me so much, why not limit my weight?

You don't know how to arrange your life. There will be many people who will help you arrange what they need you to do.

When a relative asked me about my grades, I asked him about his year-end bonus.

Your smelly foot was bitten by a poisonous snake. After six hours of rescue, the snake finally came back.

Believe in yourself. You can't do what others can.

Paying will pay off. For example, double the extravagance and double the disappointment.

Although I am indifferent to you at ordinary times, I actually said a lot of bad things about you behind my back.

The so-called growth is to hear the four words of rough seas, and can no longer associate with the sea.

I have a strong desire to learn. Fortunately, my self-control is strong and I am under pressure.

Whenever I find the key to success, I find someone has changed the lock cylinder

Freedom has never been taken for granted, but a privilege that requires a high cost.

Don't always scold others, you are not as good as them.

If friends come from afar, they will be punished.

When the boss uses you, you are a talent. When you are not used, you become a layoff!

Can you be sincere to me? Certainly. I really don't like you.

The premise of being cute is cute, not stupid.

You can't wake someone who doesn't return your message, but red envelopes can.

In order to prevent me from spending money indiscriminately this month, I spent all my money in advance.

Before doing the question, think about the intention of the question maker. I think he wants me dead.

Put wings on your dream. Although it may not fly far, it must fall heavily!

The right ear should be used when listening to the results, because the left ear is close to the heart, which may lead to sudden death.

It is said that men become worse when they have money. I have been a good man for more than 30 years!

Freedom has never been taken for granted, but a privilege that requires a high cost.

After working hard for so long, if there is any talent, there should be some signs of success.

If you are lazy, you will lose because I am too lazy to compete with you.

What are you kicking me for?

Fools are blessed with fools, but silly B doesn't.

I picked up a magic lamp and wished I could find my girlfriend before I died. As a result, I got eternal life!

A single man is called a single dog, while a single woman is called a dog ignore.

If my life is a movie, then you are a pop-up advertisement.

If Cinderella's shoes fit, they would not fall off. If the prince really loved Cinderella, he would not even know the girl who had danced with him all night.

When I was young, I often thought about whether I would go to Beijing University or Tsinghua University when I grew up. Now I think about it.

When looking for an object, don't just look at the other person's appearance, but first look at your own appearance!

You will never know which of your friends will become the next WeChat business.

When you doubt life, in fact, this is your life.

I miss you so much. The first sentence is false, and the second sentence is also false.

Nothing in the world is difficult except for the rich. Birds of a feather flock together to get rich.

People should have dreams, even if it is salted fish, they should also make the saltiest one.

I mustered up courage to face the reality, but found that courage is really just gas.

You can't break a broken jar. You have to break it hard!

Believe in yourself. You can't do what others can.

The right ear should be used when listening to the results, because the left ear is close to the heart, which may lead to sudden death.

If it can't be amazing, then it's so ugly!

All roads lead to Rome, and some people were born in Rome.

Since ancient times, deep love has always been popular.

The time has come for all contradictions to be resolved with the words "celebrate the New Year".

For you, removing makeup is also called money laundering.

You are not walking on the road of Niu B, but still walking on the road of pretending to be forced.

If life is a movie, you are the advertisement popping up in the middle.

Whether you are two or no two, two is there, no three no four.

At present, the most reliable way to get rich is that your house is demolished.

Good luck will come, but it will come to others.

As long as it is a stone, it will not shine anywhere.

Go and work hard to prove your low IQ.

It takes ten minutes to listen to you.

After suffering, I finally became a servant.

I really envy your skin. How can you maintain it so thick?

Until now, the only thing that can be taken up and put down is chopsticks.

In many cases, the face is not given by others, but lost by oneself.

Don't worry, everything is the worst arrangement.

Want to fight? If the mobile phone can be taken off your hand, it is a struggle.

Rome wasn't built in a day, but it's not difficult to empty your wallet.

The moon represents my heart, pitted and cold?

Why quarrel? Can't you sit down calmly and slap each other?

People should have dreams, even if it is salted fish, they should also make the saltiest one.

Although I usually don't care about you, there are many bad words behind me.

You said that ice is sleeping water, but I only remember the sigh that farts are excrement.

Go out more while you are young, or you won't know how good it is to stay at home.

If you have a rough life in the first half of your life, don't worry too much. You will adapt in the second half of your life.

Only when you eat bitterly can you know how hard it is.

Life will not abandon you, but it will not let you go.

You can't always look at what you don't have. Look more at what you have. Forget it. Close your eyes.

If you want to be your sun, it will warm you when you are happy and kill you when you are unhappy.

Don't be depressed anymore, kid. You should be as lively and cheerful as a psychopath.

Love is a light, green to your panic.

I hate one word most in my life! Especially when you can't do the questions.

When you feel that life is unfair to you, weigh your weight and look in the mirror, you will feel that everything is reasonable again.

The purpose of putting mirrors in the school building is to let you know that people who are ugly should read more.

Don't set your bank card password as your girlfriend's birthday, or you will always have more trouble.

People have been looking for success all their lives, but more often, what they find is success!

I don't know what happiness is when I am in happiness? It's just that I am getting fat and becoming a pig. I still think my figure is OK.

If you look the same as the selfie, why don't you have a boyfriend.

I want to live in your heart, only to find that it is a community with many neighbors.

People should have dreams, even if it is salted fish, they should also make the saltiest one.

I wanted to enjoy life, but I found it difficult to survive.

You say you are ugly. I think you are not only ugly, but also telling the truth.

Who says you don't like sports? You can not only play football, but also play very well.

The female ticket suddenly became thinner, most of which were air leaks.

Thought has given us too much freedom, and we are dragging thoughts down!

The picture of my wife in my wallet is to remind myself how to lose the money in my wallet.

If you still persist, you are not desperate enough.

If you live well, how can I sleep.

If you think there are flies around you, you may be a piece of shit.

You think your boyfriend is an ATM, but there are ten machines and nine and a half are deposit machines.

Don't say you are a single dog. In fact, you may not be as good as a dog

Others have more money than you and work harder than you, but you are more powerful. You own everything by your own imagination.

In fact, confession may not be a good thing, because it looks like a black hand.

There are more than eight or nine bad things in life.

When you know where you are going, the whole world is blocking you up.

The so-called growth is to hear the four words of rough seas, and can no longer associate with the sea.

Sleep until your hand cramps, count your money until you wake up naturally.

I hate one word most in my life! Especially when you can't do the questions.

You can't ignore your ugliness just because you are fat.

If you like a girl, you should study hard to find a good job and earn a lot of money. When she gets married, you should pay more.

Use 2B to describe you. People don't like pencils.

Your beauty is invisible to others, and your ugliness is clear at a glance.

The reason for being single so far is that it is difficult to start with acquaintances and to speak with strangers.

The purpose of putting mirrors in the school building is to let you know that people who are ugly should read more.

For the poor, if life is not tired, it is not called life!

Intermittent reform, continuous mixed eating and death.

There must be pure friendship between men and women. Every girl I know says she can only be friends with me at most.

I have reached the legal age for marriage. When I went to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get the certificate, did my wife bring it or wait for them to send it?

God didn't give me any great responsibility, so it still hurts my mind and bones.

Whether it is a white hat or a black hat, it is not a good hat that will turn green.

This year is the worst year in the past decade. The good news is that this year is the best year in the next decade.

You can't ignore your ugliness just because you are fat.

What are you kicking me for?

The three steps of encountering difficulties, face it and deal with it, and abandon it.

Wake up, this is not a funeral, but a normal performance of having no money and sex life.

There must be fog when the car arrives at the mountain. When the ship arrives at the bridge, it will sink naturally.

You must dare to love and hate to find your love and hate. Others really don't care.

Do you love your work? The work will wait for you there.

If it is a blessing to suffer losses, I might have been as lucky as the East China Sea.

If you work harder, you will be able to move forward. Life is crazy.

Hope is fire, disappointment is smoke, life is smoke while making fire.

Thought has given us too much freedom, and we are dragging thoughts down!

If you work hard enough for a long time, you can fail more thoroughly.

An angel will love you for me, so I will love others.

Go out and start your own business when you have less money to work for. It is guaranteed that you will lose all your money.

I don't want to raise a dog or a cat. I just want to raise you. After all, raising a pig can make you rich.

There are many ways to destroy friendship. The most thorough one is to borrow money and not return it.

The reality is that you have been shot dead on the beach before the front wave started.

A person's longest love history is probably narcissism.

Life is not only about the present, but also about the whole life.

Emotion can be run in if you look at your face.

God didn't give me any great responsibility, so it still hurts my mind and bones.

Generally, there is no love around the corner, only beggars.

Do you love your work? The work will wait for you there.

Please wear a helmet when riding an electric bicycle, otherwise, classmates driving Mercedes Benz will recognize you.

In the adult world, nothing is easy except getting fat.

Life will make you suffer for a while. After you get used to it, it will make you suffer for a lifetime.

Believe if you believe, or not, and return the whole WeChat.

There was a period of love, called love for oneself.

Intermittent reform, continuous mixed eating and death.

Smile when encountering lightning, because it is the sky taking pictures of you.

I used to live on my face, but then I almost starved to death

Failure is the mother of success, but I have failed so many times that I don't know who my mother is.

You are never lonely, because you don't want to make friends with you even when you are lonely.

If everyone understands you, then you have to be ordinary!

How old can you accept love? As long as they are good-looking, they can last for five thousand years.

The picture of my wife in my wallet is to remind myself how to lose the money in my wallet.

There is no indecision, not because of counseling.

I know that haste makes waste. I can't eat hot tofu in a hurry. How can you say I have procrastination?

Boy, what's wrong with being poor? If you are poor, you should also stand up and show others that you are not only poor, but also short.

When quarreling with an object, don't investigate the cause of the quarrel first, but find out how he is emboldened.

People are not boring, but lazy to be interesting to you.

As the saying goes, a man who has no foresight must be rich.

When you see me staring at you all the way, don't think I'm interested in you. I really can't see who you are.

The most romantic thing I can think of is eating with you, and then you pay.

It doesn't matter that you are short and poor now. You should believe that one day you will become short and poor

Since you have already swept the world behind you, why turn around and mess around.

To be fully prepared is to avoid opportunities when they come.

If the world doesn't want you, you should remember that I still have you, and I don't want you either.

If others show their legs, they are beautiful. If you show your legs, you want to be hated.

If you don't cherish me, after passing this village, I will wait for you in the next village.

I want to know you again, starting with your name. What's your name?

My future is a dream. What's more, I still have insomnia at the moment.

What are you kicking me for?

Can you find someone to drink snowflakes with you, without saying that no one will accompany you to the end of the world?

Twenty years ago, stupid children who ate raccoons and didn't collect all the cards still couldn't collect all the five blessings.

Many things in the world will eventually become better as time goes by. For example, your fat will eventually become fat.

It's said that it's raining in your city. I don't know if you have an umbrella. If you take this rain, it will be white.

If you work harder, you will get more blows.

In fact, you are not useless. At least in summer, you can feed mosquitoes.

This life is so hard. Don't fight too hard. The next life will be even harder.

Sometimes you feel like an SB. Don't lose heart. At least you feel right.

Life is either this or that. In short, it is not what you think.

If you are ugly, you should exercise more, so that you can beat others when they say you are ugly.

The beautiful collarbone is the same, and the interesting belly is bouncing around.

God will not treat infatuated people unfairly, he is to die.

I saved dandruff for a year just to give you snow.

Why do parents only look at scores? crap! Can they understand the subject?

When I woke up in the morning, I thought I had grown up. It turned out that the quilt was covered

Who says you don't like sports? You can not only play football, but also play very well.

Why do you want to sleep at school? Because school is where dreams begin.

He dreamed of walking around with his sword, but cancelled the original plan because he was too fat.

It's not shameful to sell your soul. What's shameful is that you didn't get a good price.

Dreams still have to be there. What if they come true in the next life?

Even if it is salted fish, you are not the saltiest one.

Some people appear in your life to tell you how deceitful you are!

Don't talk about being cheated. People at your age are customers.

If you are ugly, you should read more. Books can not make you look good, but they can make you accept reality more easily.

Maybe fate is holding your throat, just let you eat less.