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If others play pig and eat tiger, you can only play pig.

No matter how hard you are, you can't be poor. No matter how poor you are, you will be very poor.

Since childhood, I like to stand on my own, for example, relying on my own skill list.

I go to work just to make money. Don't talk about my ideal. My ideal is not to go to work.

Look in the mirror more often, and you will understand the reasons for many things.

Don't think that everyone around you is targeting you. When you think about it, the whole world is targeting you.

There are no unsolvable problems, but there are unsolvable problems.

Until now, the only thing that can be taken up and put down is chopsticks.

If eating fish can boost your brain, you should eat at least one whale.

Your present life may not be what you want, but it is definitely your own.

Fear of ghosts is really naive. Let me show you people's hearts.

If you fall, then find a comfortable position to lie down.

The time has come for all contradictions to be resolved with the words "celebrate the New Year".

Don't think you can't insist on coming, you will insist on staying up late to play with your mobile phone.

Don't bow to fate easily, because when you bow, you will see fat.

You can't have it both ways, but you can be poor and ugly.

If others work hard, they will succeed. If you work hard, you will have a meal.

You don't know how to arrange your life. There will be many people who will help you arrange what they need you to do.

Some people are beautiful, some people are ugly, and you are so ugly.

Early to bed and early to rise is good for health, but late to bed and late to rise is really good for mood.

Everyone else's girlfriend will be angry, but your girlfriend is still inflating.

Don't talk about being cheated. People at your age are customers.

Some people have worked hard all their lives, that is, from the fourth class to the third class.

Work hard if you are poor! If you don't work hard, how can you be in debt.

You can't afford a beautiful bag, and interesting souls can't afford you.

There is no wife in the wife cake, and there is no cotton in the marshmallow, so there is no money in the wallet.

All roads lead to Rome, but some people were born in Rome

If you show respect to others, they will advance further.

You are always so stingy. You have broken several doors.

Work hard, every difficulty will overcome me.

Time will save you enough disappointment and tell you not to thank you.

Do you think rich people are happy? Their happiness is beyond your imagination.

A single man is called a single dog, while a single woman is called a dog ignore.

I know that haste makes waste. I can't eat hot tofu in a hurry. How can you say I have procrastination?

When you lose motivation to work, look at your bank card balance. Then you will find that work is useless.

Most people lie for the first time in life, starting from writing a composition.

If you like a person, you should confess. What if it becomes a spare tire?

In fact, destiny doesn't like to joke with you. It really wants to kill you.

I want to live in your heart, only to find that it is a community with many neighbors.

No, there are only endless obstacles.

What is an April Fool's Day confession? Tomb sweeping Day confession is the king's way. If you fail, you can also say that you are possessed by a ghost!

There is no cold person at all. It's not you who is warm!

Of course, money can't buy you happiness, but money will make you happy.

I want to know you again, starting with your name. What's your name?

No object is afraid of nothing. I have objects, and I have never won chess.

Only after hard work can we know that the gap in IQ is insurmountable.

There is nothing in the world that money can't solve. If there is, it's your lack of money.

You don't know how to arrange your life. There will be many people who will help you arrange what they need you to do.

It doesn't take much courage to leave home, but to go home.

Money can't buy happiness, it must be that your money is too little!

This year is the worst year in the past decade. The good news is that this year is the best year in the next decade.

There is no empathy, it is all standing talking without backache.

Life is not only about the present, but also about the medlar in the distance.

Don't care what others think of you. If you care, others will not look up to you.

Maybe sleep is the real form of human activity. No wonder I always can't wake up.

He tried to cheer up, but accidentally killed him.

You two seem to be a good match. The garbage sorting of the old man is up to standard.

On Tomb Sweeping Day, you should go back to your school to sweep the graves, because your youth was buried there.

Winter is good. When we are poor, there is a northwest wind.

It doesn't matter if you are bitter now. As long as you are alive, something good will happen to others.

I can't solve anything that can be solved with money.

No matter what happens, where you fall, just lie down for a while.

When a relative asked me about my grades, I asked him about his year-end bonus.

Even if it is Belive, there is a lie hidden in the middle.

In one's life, three days are destined to rely on hard work for seven points, and the rest 90 points depend on parents.

Your beauty is invisible to others, and your ugliness is clear at a glance.

The salted fish turns over to get a thorough sun. You turn over because your hands are numb.

When you see others on their way to success, ask yourself if you don't want to be a stumbling block on their way to success?

I don't want to be the last one to let you down.

Life is different from riding a bicycle. Even going downhill will not be easy.

Why God closes the door for you is not because you are invisible.

I had schizophrenia, but now we have recovered.

I will never be brainless and post my brand on the Internet because I can't afford it.

All your sadness comes from your balance.

Young people should not always think about taking shortcuts. Strong parents are the absolute principle.

Boy, what's wrong with being poor? If you are poor, you should also stand up and show others that you are not only poor, but also short.

You have changed all uncertainty into certainty.

Others are always shining gold, and you will spend it.

You can't always look at what you don't have. Look more at what you have. Forget it. Close your eyes.

Who says I can't play musical instruments? I'm good at quitting.

If it is a blessing to suffer losses, I might have been as lucky as the East China Sea.

Many things in the world will eventually become better as time goes by. For example, your fat will eventually become fat.

If there is no pursuit in life, then how easy it should be

Don't care what others think of you. If you care, others will not look up to you.

I will never be brainless and post my brand on the Internet because I can't afford it.

The present era, not belongs to the post-00s, but belongs to the thick skinned!

Go to bed early, because the person you like has already fallen asleep with others.

Don't look down on anyone easily. Even killing Matt has more hair than you.

After nine years of hard work, I finally made up the down payment for the house I sold that year.

Don't say you have nothing, you still have a debt.

April Fool's Day is just a chance for liars to tell the truth.

Those who don't make money say they are starting a business.

It's love at first sight. It's obviously because of color; Longevity is just a matter of weighing the advantages and disadvantages; Even the old age is due to habit.

It's just money. It seems that no one lacks it.

Age is not a problem, height is not a distance, who likes you without money?

Everyone who shakes his legs has a sewing machine in his heart.

Young people should not always think about taking shortcuts. Strong parents are the absolute principle.

Good looking bags have nothing to do with you. You don't have interesting souls.

Life is bound to give up some people, not you don't care, they don't care.

Watching the gallop that splashed me away, the labor thought that when I got rich, I would buy a raincoat.

I work hard every day to prove to those who look down on me that they are right.

When you become good enough, you realize that she just doesn't like you.

Don't always scold iron for not making steel. You forget that iron can't make steel.

You are in my heart, just like the stars in the sky.

Three minutes is doomed, seven minutes depends on hard work, and 90 minutes depends on face.

What you have now is never yours, because you will lose it in the future.

You are very creative and courageous.

This life is so hard. Don't fight too hard. The next life will be even harder.

Pinch your fingers, and you two will be separated.

It's too simple to kill an obsessive-compulsive disorder.

If you don't cherish me, after passing this village, I will wait for you in the next village.

Some young people create their own image of high-end income through high-end consumption.

You are just a sugar cane man. It's sweet at the beginning, but it's full of slag in the back.

If you are ugly, you should read more. Anyway, nothing else has anything to do with you.

Don't always be so narcissistic. Beautiful women look at you more because you are so ugly.

Don't wait until tomorrow to hand in the job, and then find an excuse. Today, find a good one.

The exam is so easy, where there is no exam!

The so-called growth is to hear the four words of rough seas, and can no longer associate with the sea.

Paying will pay off. For example, double the extravagance and double the disappointment.

Every man dies, either lighter or heavier than a feather.

Don't say you have nothing, you still have a debt.

Don't say you have nothing, you still have a debt.

I will never be brainless and post my brand on the Internet because I can't afford it.

I wish to win a common heart, so as not to make old blind dates.

You should be careful during the Spring Festival. After all, you have to kill pigs during the Spring Festival.

When you see me staring at you all the way, don't think I'm interested in you. I really can't see who you are.

How good are you with your best friend? I was the first person who came off the line when he entered MLM.

Life is not only about the present, but also about the whole life.

Your father must work very hard to make you look effortless.

What I have thought about is illusion, but I have no future if I do it seriously.

Can money buy happiness? No, money itself is happiness!

Don't want to fall in love is false, no one is true.

Only when there is a long line at the station can you really realize that you are the descendant of the dragon.

Maybe sleep is the real form of human activity. No wonder I always can't wake up.

There is no impassable ridge in life, only one ridge after another.

People should have dreams, even if it is salted fish, they should also make the saltiest one.

After living for so many years, I have never understood one thing. Why did the hook hang?

Recently, I have changed from the bad habit of staying up late to staying up all night.

You said that ice is sleeping water, but I only remember the sigh that farts are excrement.

I'm not the kind of person who would kill a man if he fell down. I just sealed the well.

What I said made you cry, please tell me, I say it again.

Knowledge gives you power, ignorance will give you more powerful, fearless and unpredictable power.

I'm not short, I'm just far from the sky.

Only when you eat bitterly can you know how hard it is.

You went home early these two days. Recently, you stole many pigs. I'm afraid you will have an accident.

Fortunately, you didn't wash your hair last year. Otherwise, you didn't even have oil in cooking this year.

The beautiful collarbone is the same, and the interesting belly is bouncing around.

I have gone from nothing to penniless.

Wake up, this is not a funeral, but a normal performance of having no money and sex life.

You are a serious person. You help others conscientiously and try all the mistakes.

After living for so many years, I found that the only thing I can stick to is charging my mobile phone every day.

Once some people miss it, thank goodness.

You can't break a broken jar. You have to break it hard!

Only after hard work can we know that the gap in IQ is insurmountable.

I want to have puppy love, but it's too late

Time will save you enough disappointment and tell you not to thank you.

Can you find someone to drink snowflakes with you, without saying that no one will accompany you to the end of the world?

Do you know why God is jealous of talents? Because nobody cares how long the fool lives.

For ugly people, it is cruel to look closely.

Can there be an echo in your memory?

I can row without oars, I can sail without direction, because my whole life depends on waves.

It is too noisy to wake up during the day and too quiet to sleep at night.

If it is a blessing to suffer losses, I might have been as lucky as the East China Sea.

All roads lead to Rome, and some people were born in Rome.

I have taken more selfies with my beautiful mobile phone, and I don't know how ugly I am.

Others worry about how to earn money, but I worry about how to spend money. How can twenty yuan be spent until the 10th of next month?

When life is too heavy for you to breathe, you must straighten your waist so that you will not look ugly when you are crushed to death.

Don't say you are a single dog anymore. Dogs are dead at your age.

It doesn't matter if you are ugly. Let others know with your words and manners that you are still a person without connotation.

God will not treat infatuated people unfairly, he is to die.

Journey to the West tells us that a teammate like a pig can make the team go to the west.

What I said made you cry, please tell me, I say it again.

People fall in love by looking romantic and burning money, while you are blind by the other person.

In fact, you are not ugly, but you are not obviously beautiful.

Some people have worked hard all their lives, that is, from the fourth class to the third class.

Only when there is a long line at the station can you really realize that you are the descendant of the dragon.

I hate two kinds of people most when driving. One is the person who likes to jam, the other is the person who doesn't let me jam.

Whether it is a white hat or a black hat, it is not a good hat that will turn green.

Although I am ugly, I can be ugly and beautiful if I buy beautiful clothes.

Don't say you are a single dog anymore. Dogs are dead at your age.

Although money is hard to earn, it is easy to spend.

What is an April Fool's Day confession? Tomb sweeping Day confession is the king's way. If you fail, you can also say that you are possessed by a ghost!

As long as it is a stone, it will not shine anywhere.

Only those who have worked hard know how important the background is!

Learning makes people happy; not learning makes people happier.

They are also salty fish. Why can others turn over while you are stuck in the pan?

If it is a blessing to suffer losses, I might have been as lucky as the East China Sea.

In the morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and comforted myself that there was nothing wrong. There was something uglier than me.

The world is so big that I want to see it. How far can you go with such a small wallet?

I never bullied the weak. Before I bullied him, I didn't know he was weaker than me.

If you have a brain disease, you can be cured. How good you are! You have no brain.

There is no straight man. As long as you look good enough, you can become bent.

We have an unprecedented understanding, and suddenly you ignore me and I ignore you.

The time has come for all contradictions to be resolved with the words "celebrate the New Year".

Who says I can't play musical instruments? I'm good at quitting.

God closed the door for you, and then went to wash and sleep.

The real food can be regarded as moon cakes.

The reason for being single so far is that it is difficult to start with acquaintances and to speak with strangers.

We agreed to go to Baitou together, but you secretly baked oil.

The real food can be regarded as moon cakes.

My principle, only three words, depends on the mood.

If you help a friend who needs money badly, he will surely remember you when he needs money next time.

Escape can't solve the problem. You can't solve it without escaping.

The dark night will never mistreat those who sleep late. It will give you dark circles under your eyes and a body that is about to die suddenly.

Once some people miss it, thank goodness.

Life is short, and I'm fucking lazy.

When you lose weight, you will find that your ugliness has nothing to do with losing weight.

If you go out, you will be fat sooner or later.

The end of failure is despair, and the end of effort is overwork.

Softness of heart is not a disease. It's fatal when you turn around.

Compared with ugliness, it is not worth mentioning.

Don't ask me what to do if I fail. Say as if you have succeeded.

You can find a good job if you have the right resume, and you don't need to find a job if you have the right baby.

When I eat dirt, I feel that beggars are happier than me.

Some young people create their own image of high-end income through high-end consumption.

Please believe me, every word I say is nonsense!

The stupidest thing I ever did as a child may be looking forward to growing up.

If it can't be amazing, then it's so ugly!

Are you afraid of being laughed at if you don't look good? Don't worry, it's the same with good clothes.

You said that ice is sleeping water, but I only remember the sigh that farts are excrement.

Since you have already swept the world behind you, why turn around and mess around.

I only have eyes for you, because your big face makes me unable to see others.

I am a fish with pickled cabbage, which is both sour and vegetable.

You should be safe and steady, because you can't make any moth.

Life is still interesting. After all, every day I want to die for different reasons.

The most romantic thing I can think of is eating with you, and then you pay.

People always die, either poor or dead.

In one's life, three days are destined to rely on hard work for seven points, and the rest 90 points depend on parents.

May your troubles, like your hair, become less and less.

When life is too heavy for you to breathe, you must straighten your waist so that you will not look ugly when you are crushed to death.

You have to work hard to live, because only by working hard can you know that you really can't do it.

Time will save you enough disappointment and tell you not to thank you.

If one day I disappear, even if my friends and lovers will not find me, the bank will also find me crazily.

Don't always call yourself a single dog. You are a single turtle according to your age and a single fool according to your IQ.

Go ahead with a smile. No one wants to go back alive when he comes to this world.

You must laugh, or you won't know how many crow's feet you have.

Life polishes your edges and corners to make you roll farther.

Don't get up if you hit the ground. You will still be hit to the ground anyway!

If you are willing to peel off my heart layer by layer, you will find that I am lacking in heart.

For ugly people, it is cruel to look closely.

The salted fish turns over to get a thorough sun. You turn over because your hands are numb.

I used to be so young, but now I'm so young.

If life deceives you, don't lose heart, because tomorrow is the same

Can there be an echo in your memory?

Another day has passed, how is it? Is the dream more distant?

If life betrays you, hope is to sell by catty. After all, you are fat.

As long as you keep learning every day, the final victory must belong to the person who plays well in the examination room.

The right ear should be used when listening to the results, because the left ear is close to the heart, which may lead to sudden death.

Journey to the West tells us that a teammate like a pig can make the team go to the west.

When there is no money, it is a curse to hear others say that they wish you a long life.

Don't always call yourself a single dog. You are a single turtle according to your age and a single fool according to your IQ.

The so-called growth is to hear the four words of rough seas, and can no longer associate with the sea.

When comforting others, you should comfort yourself one set at a time. When comforting yourself, you just want to find a rope.

Learning without thinking is labor lost; thinking without learning is perilous. Don't think or learn online loan.

If there is no pursuit in life, then how easy it should be

Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately, it killed all the students in the end.

If you suffer, don't drink water, or you will become dirty.

It is not terrible to be poor. What is terrible is that I am the poorest person.

Don't bow to fate easily, because when you bow, you will see fat.

If you look the same as the selfie, why don't you have a boyfriend.

Time has taught me that I don't have to wait for anyone except express delivery.

Life is different from riding a bicycle. Even going downhill will not be easy.

Laughing girls always have more crow's feet than others.

How can you live up to the death of chickens, ducks, fish and pigs if you don't eat fat for the New Year?

Life is still interesting. After all, every day I want to die for different reasons.

I used to know nothing except reading, but now I know everything except reading.

If you use it skillfully, you can save 80% of your life.

Winter is good. When we are poor, there is a northwest wind.

Heart is a great poet, but mouth is a poor editor.

There are two kinds of results when a woman is forced to kiss to express her feelings, one is "pa pa pa", the other is "pa pa pa". This is the gap between Loser and Gao Fushai.

Don't be angry if you can't be angry, don't swear if you can't be angry, and do it directly if you can.

Everything is going up, that is, people are becoming more and more cheap.

If you don't give up one second, you will be even more desperate next time.

Life is not just a temporary muddle, but also an ex's wedding invitation, so it is very important to pull black.

There are no secret admirers, but there are many people who want to assassinate.

I want to go to the movies with my boyfriend. Is there anything interesting?

Believe in yourself. You can't do what others can.

Pretending to be forced is just an instant, and shameless is eternal.

After working hard for so long, if there is any talent, there should be some signs of success.

Living expenses are like big aunts. They come once a month and disappear in a few days.

It's a fine day today. I've stayed in my room for a long time. I'm going to the living room to relax.

Life is like a dream, I lose sleep, life is like a play, I help, life is like a song, I lose my tune.

Life is not only the immediate pressure, but also the disaster behind it.

I hate two kinds of people most when driving. One is the person who likes to jam, the other is the person who doesn't let me jam.

You can rely on your face, but you rely on your talent. This is the difference between you and Mingming.

If you abandon yourself today, you will defeat you tomorrow.

Some things or people can't be solved with money. You have to have a lot of money.

Once some people miss it, thank goodness.

I thought I could get hold of my little sister by holding her hand, but I didn't expect her to be Thousand Hand Avalokitesvara.

You should be safe and steady, because you can't make any moth.

Laziness is a good excuse to say that you can accomplish great things if you work hard.

It's said that the Ghost Gate is about to open in July. You are not alone at all.

Money is not everything, but money can really do what you want.

A horse never stops its hooves, and you never stop its mouth.

What is an April Fool's Day confession? Tomb sweeping Day confession is the king's way. If you fail, you can also say that you are possessed by a ghost!

If others show their legs, they are beautiful. If you show your legs, you want to be hated.

Commitment is like farting. It was earth shattering at that time, and then it became powerless.

If you are ugly, you should exercise more, so that you can beat others when they say you are ugly.

The night gives you black eyes, but you use them to roll your eyes.

I am typing..., which has given me hope and disappointment.

It's said that the Ghost Gate is about to open in July. You are not alone at all.

If your friends live a happy life every day, they will not be photographed and sent to the circle of friends.

One cannot lower his noble head, except when picking up money.

Many people like to make a mountain out of a molehill in life. In fact, it is really unnecessary to think about how to deal with a mountain out of a molehill.

Stupidity is not so terrible. After all, jellyfish have no brains and have lived for 600 million years.

Most people lie for the first time in life, starting from writing a composition.

If you work harder, you will get more blows.

In the last month, there were always thirty days of bad luck.

The meaning that poverty cannot be removed is that if you are poor, stay at home and don't go anywhere.

The operation is as fierce as a tiger, and the salary is twenty-five thousand.

If you don't marry me many years later, then we are really good enough.

I will never be brainless and post my brand on the Internet because I can't afford it.

If you have a brain disease, you can be cured. How good you are! You have no brain.

Once a dreamer, now there is no dream, only homesick.

Don't get up if you hit the ground. You will still be hit to the ground anyway!

An iron pestle can be ground into a needle, but a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. It's no use trying harder if the materials are wrong.

He likes your plain face, which must be beautiful.

Never abandon yourself. Once you start to give up, you will find that you are very happy

Every man dies, either lighter or heavier than a feather.

Suddenly, I found that the first thing to get up is to touch the phone, and the last thing to put down the phone before going to bed.

The level of English in primary schools has become more and more inadequate.

Brother listened to my advice, and the game can be played again without it, and the daughter-in-law can play all the time without it.

What's wrong with you? You have to get sick in bed!

Seeing a fortune teller, he asked me as soon as I sat down. What are you?

Don't look down on anyone easily. Even killing Matt has more hair than you.

The only way to relieve worries is to become rich.

You still have to have dreams. Otherwise, when you drink too much, what do you talk to people about?

The only way to relieve worries is to become rich.

My lover is an unparalleled hero. One day he will step on colorful clouds to marry others.

If you are not happy with your money, you are spending it in the wrong way.

From today on, I will be tortured by three aunts and eight aunts.

You are like the sun in the blue sky, which can't be seen directly.

Don't think you can't insist on coming, you will insist on staying up late to play with your mobile phone.

Let nature take its course is just another way of saying that there is nothing we can do.

People ask if you are in love? Just say no now. We can cover up the fact that we didn't have in the past.

If life deceives you, you will open the beauty camera and deceive all people.

Playing mahjong is three times short of one, and fighting landlords is two times short of one. Why do I still need one when I'm in love?

The function of the alarm clock for me is to let me sleep in a different position.

Emotion can be run in if you look at your face.

The world is fair. People who are busier than you earn more than you, and people who are busier than you earn less than you.

When you think you can't do it, just walk on the street, so you are a pedestrian.

I don't even know a few famous brands. Sometimes, I don't know that others are showing off their wealth.

No one looks down on you, because no one looks at you at all.

One cannot lower his noble head, except when picking up money.

Because I'm poor, I dare not even care about you. I'm afraid you might as well make a huge sum of money if you want to ask for help.

The garbage is still picked up by my parents. How about you?

When you think you can't do it, just walk on the street, so you are a pedestrian.

Poverty is not a state, but a normal state.

He dreamed of walking around with his sword, but cancelled the original plan because he was too fat.

I can't afford to eat in big hotels.

When you lose motivation to work, look at your bank card balance. Then you will find that work is useless.

There is a lot of rain these two days. If it rains, remember to take an umbrella, or your head will get water easily.

Poverty is not a state, but a normal state.

Everyone wants to go to heaven, but no one wants to die.

Tetris teaches us that if you get along with others, you will disappear.

Life is still interesting. After all, every day I want to die for different reasons.

I can row without oars, I can sail without direction, because my whole life depends on waves.

People should have dreams, even if it is salted fish, they should also make the saltiest one.

Heart is higher than sky, life is thinner than paper.

As long as you don't cheat, money is really omnipotent.

Others have more money than you and work harder than you, but you are more powerful. You own everything by your own imagination.

Only after hard work can we know that the gap in IQ is insurmountable.

A person's longest love history is probably narcissism.

Playing mahjong is three times short of one, and fighting landlords is two times short of one. Why do I still need one when I'm in love?

Why God closes the door for you is not because you are invisible.

Xiaoming was kept in the dark by his parents for a long time, leading to suffocation and death.

You are just a potato silk. You are dirt, funny and loser.

My future is a dream. What's more, I still have insomnia at the moment.

The ugly duckling can become a swan, not because he works hard, but because his parents are swans.

When can I withdraw the money in my mind.

Every time you want to save money, your IQ will reach its peak!

The teacher doesn't need to change my seat. Anyhow, I can talk about where I sit.

No object is afraid of nothing. I have objects, and I have never won chess.

What is terrible is that you can't solve it.

It doesn't matter if you are bitter now. As long as you are alive, something good will happen to others.

Good birth is for success, and you are for survival.

Early to bed and early to rise is good for health, but late to bed and late to rise is really good for mood.

As long as there is an express on the way, I feel this life is still hopeful.

Everything in the world can be done in a hurry, except for math problems.

Love you is not two or three days, but a day without love.

There is nothing in the world that money can't solve. If there is, it's your lack of money.

The girls nowadays are so outrageous. They can't see the career line even though their neckline is so low

Welcome the God of Wealth on the fifth day of the first month. It's all about the rich. Go to bed.

Don't care too much about the eyes of others, because no one will pay attention to you.

It is really miserable to be lazy and have goals.

Don't care too much about the eyes of others, because no one will pay attention to you.

The past can't be looked back, because you have no past that you can look back on.

Boy, what's wrong with being poor? If you are poor, you should also stand up and show others that you are not only poor, but also short.

The world is fair. People who are busier than you earn more than you, and people who are busier than you earn less than you.

I ate it quietly, just as I became fat quietly.

It's good of you to leave. Otherwise, I always worry that you will stay for dinner.

Although you are short, your hairline is high.

You want to be rich? Just think about it.

Even if you charge for two hours, no one will talk to you for five minutes.

If you want to buy a Porsche Cayenne, please ask the friends who bought it, where did you get your money from!

You work so hard every day and endure so much loneliness and pain. But I haven't seen how excellent you are!

Others worry about how to earn money, but I worry about how to spend money. How can twenty yuan be spent until the 10th of next month?

They say that my sister is beautiful, but in fact she is made up.

I wanted to enjoy life, but I found it difficult to survive.

For the poor, if life is not tired, it is not called life!

I want to live in your heart, only to find that it is a community with many neighbors.

No cosmetics are used at the age of 18, and no cosmetics are used at the age of 28.

Poverty has limited me so much, why not limit my weight?

Although those rich people look beautiful on the surface, they are actually more beautiful in private.

Shushan has its own way. It's your fault that you don't have a rich life.

Come back with me. I'll send you my wedding invitation.

Winter is good. When we are poor, there is a northwest wind.

What is the biggest disgrace in life? I failed the exam after cheating.

It is said that a tired dog is not as tired as you.

I believe you will not be knocked down by life, because your weight exceeds life's expectations.

If you can't get rich overnight, you can do it for two nights, and I can do it for three nights.

Sleep more if you want to be beautiful, and feel beautiful when you are sleepy.

If a person returns to you in seconds, it only means that he is playing with his mobile phone.

Women conquer men with silk stockings, and men conquer banks with silk stockings.

May your troubles, like your hair, become less and less.

Never abandon yourself. Once you start to give up, you will find that you are very happy

If the world doesn't want you, remember to come to me. I know several traffickers.

If your friends live a happy life every day, they will not be photographed and sent to the circle of friends.

With a bullshit attitude, face the fucking life.

It doesn't matter if you are single. There will be a long time to be single in the future.

Although I earn less, I save more. Yesterday Ferrari saved more than two million yuan.

Difficulties may be late, but never absent.

My dream when I was a child was to be a hero. I didn't expect that it would be easy to realize it on my mobile phone, and there were many choices.

Why do girls have to compete with each other? After decades, they will all dance square dance together.

If your boyfriend is obedient to you and never flirts with others. Maybe he doesn't have enough money.

Life is not only about the present, but also about the medlar in the distance.

You are very creative and courageous.

Many people like to make a mountain out of a molehill in life. In fact, it is really unnecessary to think about how to deal with a mountain out of a molehill.

I used to be so young, but now I'm so young.

The ugly duckling can become a swan, not because he works hard, but because his parents are swans.

Whether you are two or no two, two is there, no three no four.

Please cherish the person who treats you well, or you will not know when to meet another blind person when you miss it.

The loss of traditional culture is serious. Ancient women can make poems right, but modern women can only make mistakes if they fail.

The dark night will never mistreat those who sleep late. It will give you dark circles under your eyes and a body that is about to die suddenly.

There are two tragedies in life, one is not getting what you want, the other is getting what you don't want.

I really envy your skin. How can you maintain it so thick?

Occasionally, I still have to go out for a walk to know how comfortable I am in bed.

Why can you live like a retarded, but I can't.

You can be an ox or a horse, but you should never be a Party B.

The life span of mobile phones is 1/20 of that of human beings. Please put aside the chores around you and accompany it well!

In fact, life ends after a certain node, and everyone is just waiting for the eggs.

The best time to show love is at noon, because there will be retribution sooner or later.

You met love around the corner, but have you ever thought of each other? He met a ghost around the corner.

It is too noisy to wake up during the day and too quiet to sleep at night.

One of the symptoms of mental collapse is to believe that your work is very important.

The teacher doesn't need to change my seat. Anyhow, I can talk about where I sit.

Some people have a shiny surface, but in fact, the boat socks have slipped to the foot plate.

Choice is more important than hard work, so I choose not to work hard.

I have a strong desire to learn. Fortunately, my self-control is strong and I am under pressure.

I'm not afraid to become a person I hate. I'm afraid I can't live up to them.

As a typical failure, you are so successful.

Yuelao, please lead the red line for me next time. Can you change it into steel wire? The old TM of the red line is broken.

Put wings on your dream. Although it may not fly far, it must fall heavily!

I thought tomorrow would be better, and then I looked forward to tomorrow every day.

There must be pure friendship between men and women. Every girl I know says she can only be friends with me at most.

Most people lie for the first time in life, starting from writing a composition.

Dreams still have to be there. What if they come true in the next life?

I hope that some things can be solved by myself, not by myself, but by myself.

Don't look down on anyone easily. Even killing Matt has more hair than you.

Don't think you have nothing, at least you are ugly!

When I woke up in the morning, I thought I had grown up. It turned out that the quilt was covered

Sometimes you feel like an SB. Don't lose heart. At least you feel right.

If the world doesn't want you, remember to come to me. I know several traffickers.

What is more lonely than eating hot pot alone is that you can't afford to eat hot pot alone.

Not because I'm cold, but because my hands are cold.

Don't always call yourself a single dog. You are a single turtle according to your age and a single fool according to your IQ.

Want to fight? If the mobile phone can be taken off your hand, it is a struggle.

If it can't be amazing, then it's so ugly!

I never hold grudges. I usually take revenge on the spot.

When others see you, they say you are a student, not because you look young, but because you wear dirt!

Single hair loss and no money, running into the elderly.

Many times I felt I couldn't hold on, and then I gave up.

Some things are not that I don't care, but that I care, what can I do?

If my life is a movie, then you are a pop-up advertisement.

Let's lose weight. It's faster to lose weight, faster to rebound, slower to give up.

In the adult world, nothing is easy except getting fat.

With a bullshit attitude, face the fucking life.

Don't think the world has abandoned you. The world has no time to answer you

I can't solve anything that can be solved with money.

The cold of looking through the autumn water can never be compared to the cold of wearing pants.

The level of English in primary schools has become more and more inadequate.

Yuelao, please lead the red line for me next time. Can you change it into steel wire? The old TM of the red line is broken.

God will not treat infatuated people unfairly, he is to die.

Like a person is not hidden, even hidden in the wardrobe, or her husband will be found.

Who said I can't play musical instruments? How nice of me to back off!

The creditor is the one who will not abandon you even if you break your property.

The boss said that as long as we work hard, he can change Maserati next year.

In the last month, there were always thirty days of bad luck.

It takes ten minutes to listen to you.

You have gained a lot of money, but also lost a lot of things, such as worry.

Staying up late is bad for your health. It is recommended to stay up all night.

If your friends live a happy life every day, they will not be photographed and sent to the circle of friends.

Since you have already swept the world behind you, why turn around and mess around.

Come on, boys! As long as you work hard, your boss will succeed.

Failure is not terrible, but you still believe it.

Every time I see you wearing silk stockings, I have an unspeakable feeling that carrots are wrapped in plastic wrap.

Although you are single, you are as fat as two people.

Your complicated facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

I have taken more selfies with my beautiful mobile phone, and I don't know how ugly I am.

How old can you accept love? As long as they are good-looking, they can last for five thousand years.

You think you can do nothing well? If you are wrong, you can also be a waste.

Poetry and the distance are getting dirtier and dirtier, and dreams are becoming more and more silly!

Everything in the world can be done in a hurry, except for math problems.

A horse never stops its hooves, and you never stop its mouth.

If you have a large amount of money in front of you and a fan, what does it have to do with you?

Some people have a shiny surface, but in fact, the boat socks have slipped to the foot plate.

Your present life may not be what you want, but it is definitely your own.

You are a yellow braised chicken, yellow, stuffy and garbage.

I dreamed that I was taking a test, and then I woke up and found that I was really taking a test.

If you have a brain disease, you can be cured. How good you are! You have no brain.

Don't be too confident. You may trust the wrong person.

I never hold grudges. I usually take revenge on the spot.

The night gives you black eyes, but you use them to roll your eyes.

Who says you don't like sports? You can not only play football, but also play very well.

People always die, either poor or dead.

The rich can choose to keep a low profile, while you can only keep a low profile.

Every man dies, either lighter or heavier than a feather.

Learning without thinking is labor lost; thinking without learning is perilous. Don't think or learn online loan.

Believe if you believe, or not, and return the whole WeChat.

Emotion can be run in if you look at your face.

Don't worry, rich people will not have bad luck.

A person's longest love history is probably narcissism.

I have a dream, just a dream.

If you like a girl, you should study hard to find a good job and earn a lot of money. When she gets married, you should pay more.

You are sleepy every day because you are trapped by life.

The function of the alarm clock for me is to let me sleep in a different position.

We are good friends. If you fall down, I will help you up, but wait until I finish laughing.

Don't bow your head and your cuckold will fall off. Don't cry and Lao Wang will laugh.

My goal is to have a house at the age of 30, and now I am 30 years old.

When God closes the door for you, he will also pinch your brain.

You think that the prodigal son will not change his money when he returns. In fact, the prodigal son may just go ashore slowly.

Stupidity is not so terrible. After all, jellyfish have no brains and have lived for 600 million years.

If a person returns to you in seconds, it only means that he is playing with his mobile phone.

Although I earn less, I save more. Yesterday Ferrari saved more than two million yuan.

You will never know which of your friends will become the next WeChat business.

Don't care too much about the eyes of others, because no one will pay attention to you.

Early to bed and early to rise is good for health, but late to bed and late to rise is really good for mood.

There is less friendship and more reciprocity.

Please don't call me a homestead girl, please call me Madame Curie.

If you are unhappy, just go to sleep. There is nothing that cannot be solved by sleeping. If you are unhappy, just go back to sleep.

Twenty years ago, stupid children who ate raccoons and didn't collect all the cards still couldn't collect all the five blessings.

If you have a large amount of money in front of you and a fan, what does it have to do with you?

The world is so big that I want to see it. How far can you go with such a small wallet?

If you are all right, it's OK~

People who have ulterior motives for you, after all, are also intentions.

The Spring Festival holiday is coming to an end. It's time to take heart and prepare for the May Day holiday.

This year is the worst year in the past decade. The good news is that this year is the best year in the next decade.

I'm not afraid to become a person I hate. I'm afraid I can't live up to them.

Finally, he won 5 million yuan. When he cashed in, he woke up with a smile.

Everyone else has the sour smell of love. Only I have the unique fragrance of a single dog.

No matter how hard you are, you can't be poor. No matter how poor you are, you will be very poor.

After suffering, I finally became a servant.

The time has come for all contradictions to be resolved with the words "celebrate the New Year".

As the saying goes, a man who has no foresight must be rich.

If you have a large amount of money in front of you and a fan, what does it have to do with you?

Nine year compulsory education should open ventriloquism class. After all, there will be too much talk when you grow up.

Many times, optimistic attitude and nice words can't help you.

The exam is so easy, where there is no exam!

When you are in love, you will feel like taking drugs. When you break up, you will feel like giving up drugs.

In order to prevent me from spending money indiscriminately this month, I spent all my money in advance.

Use 2B to describe you. People don't like pencils.

My social phobia mainly comes from low income.

It's love at first sight. It's obviously because of color; Longevity is just a matter of weighing the advantages and disadvantages; Even the old age is due to habit.

How old can you accept love? As long as they are good-looking, they can last for five thousand years.

I thought we could go to the end together. Who knows, you will take a taxi after two steps.

Try to make friends with the students around you, so that you can spend less money.

Let hard work become a habit, water the future with sweat, and then dehydrate to death.

Time has taught me that I don't have to wait for anyone except express delivery.

Don't give up your dream, keep sleeping!

Put wings on your dream. Although it may not fly far, it must fall heavily!

People need to work hard. After you work hard, you will find that you are really ordinary.

Those who look good may not be good people, but may be fraud groups.

There is no obstacle in life, just because you have short legs.

I don't know whether it is the love of others that is too easy or my own words are too hard.

It's said that since you got neurotic, the whole person has become more energetic.

Why do Chinese people have to choose a good day to get married? Because after getting married, there will be no good life!

Let's lose weight. It's faster to lose weight, faster to rebound, slower to give up.

If you don't give up one second, you will be even more desperate next time.

You are like the sun in the blue sky, which can't be seen directly.

Don't worry, as long as you keep going downhill, you will never be at the lowest point of life.

When doing things, you must consider others' feelings and never make them too happy.

Watching the gallop that splashed me away, the labor thought that when I got rich, I would buy a raincoat.

Every time I look at the poor travel log, I feel that if I am poor, I should not go out to surf.

I used to be poor but happy. Now it is different from the past, not only poor but also unhappy.

The most brilliant smile in my life is probably dedicated to my mobile phone screen.

It's funny when someone smiles.

Don't worry, everything is the worst arrangement.

Yuelao, please lead the red line for me next time. Can you change it into steel wire? The old TM of the red line is broken.

When I eat dirt, I feel that beggars are happier than me.

You have gained a lot of money, but also lost a lot of things, such as worry.

God closed the door for you, and then went to wash and sleep.

When doing things, you must consider others' feelings and never make them too happy.

If you don't smile, you will be lucky!

You are always so stingy. You have broken several doors.

You used to be my sun, my whole world, and now you are just a ball.

Face hardships bravely. Those who can't kill you can only leave you disabled.

Although the brain and intestines are very similar, you can't always use it to hold shit!

The rich can choose to keep a low profile, while you can only keep a low profile.

Please don't call me a homestead girl, please call me Madame Curie.

I can think of only the most accurate adjective for myself: plump.

A lazy crowd wears small clothes, and their salary is naturally cool.

Nothing can knock people down at once, as long as you are strong enough, it will continue to knock you down!

The so-called growth is to hear the four words of rough seas, and can no longer associate with the sea.

Can you be sincere to me? Certainly. I really don't like you.

If you don't smile, you will be lucky!

It's said that since you got neurotic, the whole person has become more energetic.

What is more lonely than eating hot pot alone is that you can't afford to eat hot pot alone.

There is no empathy, it is all standing talking without backache.

There is no impassable ridge in life, only impassable ridge.

What do you like about me? I like you to stay away from me.

Life is short, and I'm fucking lazy.

If you like a girl, work hard to earn more money, and then pay more.

I can't afford to eat in big hotels.

When there is nothing to give up, don't forget that you can still give up treatment.

Do you live by the sea? Such a wave.

Failure is not terrible, but you still believe it.

The prince took the size 43 crystal shoes he left behind and pondered.

Pinch your fingers, and you two will be separated.

Don't put things off until tomorrow. The day after tomorrow is a good day.

Brother listened to my advice, and the game can be played again without it, and the daughter-in-law can play all the time without it.

We should help when we have difficulties. If we have no difficulties, we should help when we create difficulties.

Although others seem to be doing well, they are actually doing well behind their backs.

Hope is always here, and you miss it every moment.

Only by carrying the blame for the leader more often will the leader treat you as a fool.

You are nothing, but one thing you do very well is daydreaming.

Only when you eat bitterly can you know how hard it is.

Like a person is not hidden, even hidden in the wardrobe, or her husband will be found.

Don't say you have nothing, you still have a debt.

Don't get up if you hit the ground. You will still be hit to the ground anyway!

Enter the elder friend circle to learn the latest rumors.

For people like you, even if you stick two words of Tuhao on your face, others will read them in reverse.

When I was a child, I was most afraid of dreaming that I would find the toilet. The most terrible thing is that I found the toilet without waking up.

Opportunities are always left to those who have the heart and face.

If you want to be your sun, it will warm you when you are happy and kill you when you are unhappy.

Entrepreneurship requires a sense of calm, because it always goes up and down.

Everyone who shakes his legs has a sewing machine in his heart.

My friend said he would lend you 20 yuan. After borrowing the money, I learned that some people will live forever.

When you lose motivation to work, look at your bank card balance. Then you will find that work is useless.

They said that the network was fake, and I laughed, as if the reality was real.

Don't be afraid of myopia, because in front of you, there is nothing but failure.

I don't know what happiness is when I am in happiness? It's just that I am getting fat and becoming a pig. I still think my figure is OK.

When the history exam comes, I will rewrite the history!

I hate people who flatter me most in my life. When I am with them, it seems that I am not a man.

Enter the elder friend circle to learn the latest rumors.

Life is not only about the present, but also about the poems that can't be read and the distance that can't be reached.

Doing the political examination paper is the time I lied most in my life.

Of course, money can't buy you happiness, but money will make you happy.

I heard you had a bad time. I squatted at the door and laughed all day.

You are very creative and courageous.

Every time you spend money, you say your wallet is dripping blood, but your wallet has lost too much blood and died.

The picture of my wife in my wallet is to remind myself how to lose the money in my wallet.

The garbage is still picked up by my parents. How about you?

If you lend money to your friend, he will surely remember you when he is short of money next time.

If life deceives you, don't lose heart, because tomorrow is the same

Good looking skin bag reality split, interesting soul spirit derailment?.

Birds of a feather flock together to get poor points, and the rich get married eventually.

Your father must work very hard to make you look effortless.

Women pretend to be in love by pretending to be in high tide, while men pretend to be in love by pretending to be in high tide.

With you all the way, I am willing to suffer a little, and I will not talk about suffering a lot.

Those social elites who are admired by everyone are not as good as you think. But it must be much better than you.

Come back with me. I'll send you my wedding invitation.

The world laughs at my madness. I laugh at how quickly the world can see it.

The ugly duckling can become a swan, not because he works hard, but because his parents are swans.

In fact, you also have the ability to lose weight.

If you help a friend who needs money badly, he will surely remember you when he needs money next time.

Even if it is Belive, there is a lie hidden in the middle.

What I have thought about is illusion, but I have no future if I do it seriously.

Sometimes, as long as you make up your mind to do something, the world will hold you back.

You are nothing, but one thing you do very well is daydreaming.

You are in my heart, just like the stars in the sky.

When I woke up in the morning, I thought I had grown up. It turned out that the quilt was covered

Who says I can't play musical instruments? I'm good at quitting.

Time will save you enough disappointment and tell you not to thank you.

Is there any good way to relieve the heat in dog days? The salary is naturally cool.

When we meet the elder, it's not that we don't want to call him, but that we don't know what to call him.

There is no impassable ridge in life, only impassable ridge.

I'd rather not talk and look like a fool than open my mouth to prove that I am.

Can you find someone to drink snowflakes with you, without saying that no one will accompany you to the end of the world?

Try to make friends with the students around you, so that you can spend less money.

I wish to win a common heart, so as not to make old blind dates.

The reason why you drink chicken soup is that the meat is eaten up by others.

I can row without oars, I can sail without direction, because my whole life depends on waves.

When I left my hometown, the villagers never had a drink from a well.

I tried to disappear, but no one asked.

If there is no pursuit in life, then how easy it should be

You give grass a little love, grass also gives you a green!

People should have dreams, even if it is salted fish, they should also make the saltiest one.

A fierce look at you is not good. A careful look is better than a fierce look.

You don't have nothing, you are still sick!

Dreams still have to be there. What if they come true in the next life?

If we don't owe each other, how can we meet again.

Failure is not terrible. What is terrible is that you still believe this sentence.

Only after hard work can we know that the gap in IQ is insurmountable.

I believe you will not be knocked down by life, because your weight exceeds life's expectations.

If others show their legs, they are beautiful. If you show your legs, you want to be hated.

There must be pure friendship between men and women. Every girl I know says she can only be friends with me at most.

If others play pig and eat tiger, you can only play pig.

Face hardships bravely. Those who can't kill you can only leave you disabled.

I feel that the most affectionate gaze in my life has been given to mobile phones.

In fact, you are not ugly, but you are not obviously beautiful.

The time is not to get up, but to see how long you can sleep.

If you don't do useless things, why should you spend your life?

Fat people don't starve to death. Hungry people are also fat people.

Some things or people can't be solved with money. You have to have a lot of money.

God closed the door for you, and then went to wash and sleep.

I had schizophrenia, but now we have recovered.

Work hard, every difficulty will overcome me.

Love is a double-edged sword. One side cuts you very hard, and the other side also cuts you very hard.

I want to go to the movies with my boyfriend. Is there anything interesting?

I'm not Zhuge Liang, and I don't have a straw boat, but why do you keep coming to me?

The worst is never just today, but also your future.

Look in the mirror more often, and you will understand the reasons for many things.

You must laugh, or you won't know how many crow's feet you have.

Everyone else has a background, but I only have my back.

It's not easy to take a vacation these days. Even the vacation should be in the honor of our ancestors.

You can't do two points, neither can you do this, nor can you do that.

Do you think today is the worst day? Tomorrow will change your opinion.

What you have now is never yours, because you will lose it in the future.

I tried to be an interesting person, but later I ran away and became a teaser.

The present era, not belongs to the post-00s, but belongs to the thick skinned!

I know that haste makes waste. I can't eat hot tofu in a hurry. How can you say I have procrastination?

You don't have nothing, you are still sick!

Your face is as rough as your life.

They are also salty fish. Why can others turn over while you are stuck in the pan?

The Spring Festival holiday is coming to an end. It's time to take heart and prepare for the May Day holiday.

If you look the same as the selfie, why don't you have a boyfriend.

No cosmetics are used at the age of 18, and no cosmetics are used at the age of 28.

Look in the mirror more often, and you will understand the reasons for many things.

After nine years of hard work, I finally made up the down payment for the house I sold that year.

There is no cold person at all. It's not you who is warm!

Although you are single, you are as fat as two people.

If people decide to abandon themselves, they will live happily.

The garbage is still picked up by my parents. How about you?

Don't look forward to tomorrow, because tomorrow will not be easy.

You haven't viewed the world. Where does your world view come from?

In many cases, the face is not given by others, but lost by oneself.

When I was a child, I hated eating and sleeping. Now I think it's really cheap.

Never abandon yourself. Once you start to give up, you will find that you are very happy

Sometimes you feel like an SB. Don't lose heart. At least you feel right.

Life is not only about the present, but also about the whole life.

If you become a spare tire, please forget that you are also a jack.

I thought we could go to the end together. Who knows, you will take a taxi after two steps.

I never hold grudges. I usually take revenge on the spot.

As a typical failure, you are so successful.

Soul chicken soup is a small dish for people who are used to eating abalone, shark's fin and belly. Does the loser think that drinking a bowl of chicken soup will improve nutrition in an all-round way?

I heard you had a bad time. I squatted at the door and laughed all day.

When you feel uncomfortable, touch your chest and tell yourself that you are a man and should be strong.

Many times I felt I couldn't hold on, and then I gave up.

Instead of staring at the phone screen, you should look up from time to time to see where the boss is.

Although I usually don't care about you, there are many bad words behind me.

Thank you. Every time I need you, I lose my chain.

Believe in yourself. You can't do what others can.

Your sister is a good girl and has shared a lot for your mother.

Your father must work very hard to make you look effortless.

It is not terrible to be poor. What is terrible is that I am the poorest person.

If you can't bear it, you can bear it again.

It doesn't matter that you are short and poor now. You should believe that one day you will become short and poor

When I went to see the psychiatrist, the doctor said, "You are not depressed. You are really miserable.".

I never think about when I can succeed. Since I have chosen to be far away, it is still far away.

Don't lose weight. You are ugly not only because you are fat.

Why can you live like a retarded, but I can't.

If you lend money to your friend, he will surely remember you when he is short of money next time.

If being rich is also a mistake, I would rather make mistakes again and again.

It is not difficult to be a good man for one day, but it is difficult to be a rich man for a lifetime.

Do you know the difference between investment and speculation? One is Mandarin, the other is Cantonese.

Generally, there is no love around the corner, only beggars.

There is no end to learning.

Opportunities are reserved for those who are prepared. Those who have no opportunities should not prepare blindly.

Nostalgia is a small ticket. I am here and the scalper is there.

It takes ten minutes to listen to you.

The purpose of putting mirrors in the school building is to let you know that people who are ugly should read more.

Whenever I find the key to success, I find someone has changed the lock cylinder

Do you want to thin into a lightning bolt? The average width of lightning bolt is five meters.

God closed the door for you, and then went to wash and sleep.

The time is not to get up, but to see how long you can sleep.

Good looking skin bag reality split, interesting soul spirit derailment?.

Opportunities are reserved for those who are prepared. Those who have no opportunities should not prepare blindly.

There are so many mental disabilities in the world, but you have become the best.

You are very creative and courageous.

Every time I cram temporarily, the Buddha always gives me a kick.

Although you are short, your hairline is high.

Are you good at any sports? "Escape from reality".

When I eat dirt, I feel that beggars are happier than me.

Don't lose weight. You are ugly not only because you are fat.

My dream when I was a child was to be a hero. I didn't expect that it would be easy to realize it on my mobile phone, and there were many choices.

The world laughs at my madness. I laugh at how quickly the world can see it.

If you don't have to blush again, can you borrow some money.

Young and young leave home and return home, and learn a lot of Sao dialect.

Don't think you can't insist on coming, you will insist on staying up late to play with your mobile phone.

It is said that in 2020, I don't want to die to eliminate the poor.

There was no way in the world. When there were more people walking, the teacher began to call the roll.

He tried to cheer up, but accidentally killed him.

If money can't do something in the world, you can certainly do it with more money.

When life is too heavy for you to breathe, you must straighten your waist so that you will not look ugly when you are crushed to death.

I have an early heart, but my quilt and bed disagree.

Others save your number to contact you, but I am different. I save your number to refuse to receive it.

Don't say you are a single dog. In fact, you may not be as good as a dog

If your friends live a happy life every day, they will not be photographed and sent to the circle of friends.

You can be an ox or a horse, but you should never be a Party B.

The moon represents my heart, pitted and cold?

No matter how good your makeup is, it can't cover your ugly after removing it.

I don't want to get married and have children, which is my consciousness as a poor person.

The boss who talks about money with you is a good man. He who talks about ideals with you doesn't want to give you money!

Although you look tired when you move bricks, you look really handsome when you pay.

He likes your plain face, which must be beautiful.

In fact, you also have the ability to lose weight.

The rich get married, but the poor witness it.

The moon represents my heart, pitted and cold?

Don't always call yourself a single dog. You are a single turtle according to your age and a single fool according to your IQ.

The teacher doesn't need to change my seat. Anyhow, I can talk about where I sit.

Put wings on your dream. Although it may not fly far, it must fall heavily.

My future is a dream. What's more, I still have insomnia at the moment.

My lover is an unparalleled hero. One day he will step on colorful clouds to marry others.

Beauty fades, but folly lasts~

I also want to be an elegant lady. It is life that has forced my mother into a shrew.

Everyone wants to go to heaven, but no one wants to die.

As long as I eat fast enough, I will never catch up with my weight!

When there is no money, it is a curse to hear others say that they wish you a long life.

Not because I'm cold, but because my hands are cold.

Don't lose heart. There are as many beautiful girls as there are stars in the sky, but you can't see them.

When God closes the door for you, he will also pinch your brain.

The prince took the size 43 crystal shoes he left behind and pondered.

Adults are not picky eaters. They will say that I am allergic to this.

The person who gives you a thumbs up may not be praising you, but may be aiming at you with a gun.

With a bullshit attitude, face the fucking life.

Young and young leave home and return home, and learn a lot of Sao dialect.

It takes ninety-nine and eighty-one difficulties for a good person to become a Buddha, while a bad person only needs to lay down his butcher's knife.

Finally, he won 5 million yuan. When he cashed in, he woke up with a smile.

Good birth is for success, and you are for survival.

Autumn is the harvest season. The harvest of others is success and happiness. Your harvest is to realize that not everyone will be successful and happy.

If you don't play with your mobile phone for a day, you won't die. Your life is still alive, but your soul is lost!

You don't have nothing, you are still sick!

Life will not abandon you, but it will not let you go.

Putting autumn clothes into trousers and trousers into cotton socks is the minimum respect for winter.

Death is not terrible, but the fear is that you can no longer live.

Looking back on the past, I didn't go straight once.

It doesn't matter if you are poor. Keep your head up and let everyone see that you are not only poor but also ugly and short.

A girl asked me to borrow money for cosmetic surgery, which was very successful. I didn't recognize who asked me to borrow the money again.

I don't know how many peaks you can cross before you succeed. Anyway, you can't escape two peaks sooner or later.

If a person returns to you in seconds, it only means that he is playing with his mobile phone.

The ugly duckling can become a swan, not because he works hard, but because his parents are swans.

No, you can't. Only you can't

Seeing a fortune teller, he asked me as soon as I sat down. What are you?

Because of his introverted personality, he has been unable to do such things as rushing to pay the bill.

It's all right after dropping my mobile phone so many times. I think my height saved it.

Love is a double-edged sword. One side cuts you very hard, and the other side also cuts you very hard.

You must dare to love and hate to find your love and hate. Others really don't care.

If life is a movie, you are the advertisement popping up in the middle.

Every day we should have new expectations, so that we can have new disappointments.

You are nothing, but one thing you do very well is daydreaming.

There is no impassable ridge in life, only impassable ridge.

May you have wine, meat and girls in the future. Girls are ugly.

Don't think God is torturing you, but in fact, God doesn't care about you at all.

You are my little apple, I hate you! I mean I really want to cut you.

If others show their legs, they are beautiful. If you show your legs, you want to be hated.

Do you know why beauties are so unlucky since ancient times? Because nobody cares how long an ugly person lives.

When you feel that life is unfair to you, weigh your weight and look in the mirror, you will feel that everything is reasonable again.

The time is not to get up, but to see how long you can sleep.

I wish to win a common heart, so as not to make old blind dates.

Don't say you are a single dog. In fact, you may not be as good as a dog

I know it's wrong to waste time, but it's really enjoyable.

I never bullied the weak. Before I bullied him, I didn't know he was weaker than me.

Poverty has limited me so much, why not limit my weight?

There must be pure friendship between men and women. Every girl I know says she can only be friends with me at most.

I work hard every day to prove to those who look down on me that they are right.

Women conquer men with silk stockings, and men conquer banks with silk stockings.

If your friends live a happy life every day, they will not be photographed and sent to the circle of friends.

Good looking bag for three thousand one nights, interesting soul wants car and room.

Ma Yun's success has nothing to do with his appearance, Jiang Shang's success has nothing to do with his age, and success has nothing to do with you.

It's said that the Ghost Gate is about to open in July. You are not alone at all.

I hope that some things can be solved by myself, not by myself, but by myself.

You must laugh, or you won't know how many crow's feet you have.

Don't get up if you hit the ground. You will still be hit to the ground anyway!

Although others seem to have been plain sailing, they are actually plain sailing behind their backs.

Even if it is Belive, there is a lie hidden in the middle.

Failure is also a part of success. Where you fall, you are corrupting others.

People's bodies are full of talent, and your bodies are full of pearl milk tea.

The only fair thing in the world is that we will all die.

Everyone thinks I have no friends. In fact, I really have no friends.

Your plan is like a snack. After eating it, it will be a fart.

What is more lonely than eating hot pot alone is that you can't afford to eat hot pot alone.

I can think of only the most accurate adjective for myself: plump.

When we meet the elder, it's not that we don't want to call him, but that we don't know what to call him.

If you go out, you will be fat sooner or later.

Wearing white clothes to work does not mean that you can not take the blame.

Tell me when you have no money, let me know that I am not the only one who has no money.

Don't think about losing weight all day long. Does your mouth agree with you?

Don't care about the current low. There is still a long way to go in the future.

When God closes the door for you, he will also pinch your brain.

Pretending to be forced is just an instant, and shameless is eternal.

I finally got used to my appearance, cut my hair and changed my ugly way.

In the face of difficulties, stick to it for a while, and you will get used to it.

He likes your plain face, which must be beautiful.

It's said that it's raining in your city. I don't know if you have an umbrella. If you take this rain, it will be white.

God didn't give me any great responsibility, so it still hurts my mind and bones.

Are you afraid of being laughed at if you don't look good? Don't worry, it's the same with good clothes.

Go out more while you are young, or you won't know how good it is to stay at home.

When quarreling with an object, don't investigate the cause of the quarrel first, but find out how he is emboldened.

I hate people who flatter me most in my life. When I am with them, it seems that I am not a man.

You can't buy happiness with money, because you have no money at all.

If you work harder, you will be able to move forward. Life is crazy.

You don't have nothing, you are still sick!

People who used to think that they depended on relationships must be very incompetent. After contacting them, they found that they were better than me in everything.

Some people appear in your life to tell you how deceitful you are!

You are sleepy every day because you are trapped by life.

Don't worry, everything is the worst arrangement.

Why do girls have to compete with each other? After decades, they will all dance square dance together.

Do you know the difference between investment and speculation? One is Mandarin, the other is Cantonese.

I'm not short, I'm just far from the sky.

Time is money. Am I wasting time? No, I'm just showing off my wealth!

Softness of heart is not a disease. It's fatal when you turn around.

I have never been to your city, but I have brushed your questions.

You can rely on your face, but you rely on your talent. This is the difference between you and Mingming.

The starting point of others is the end point beyond your reach.

Someone saved your number to call you. I'm different. I don't want to answer it.

Poverty has limited me so much, why not limit my weight?

Do you love your work? The work will wait for you there.

A real warrior dares to face the balance on the bank card and the number on the scale.

Fools are blessed with fools, but silly B doesn't.

At this age, I can sing in your ears. If I like your body, I will give you bags. Only mosquitoes are left.

Some things are not that I don't care, but that I care, what can I do?

When the salted fish turned over, it was still salted fish.

There is neither the face that makes people fall in love at first sight, nor the money that makes people love for a long time.

Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first or I hang up first.

Do you know the difference between investment and speculation? One is Mandarin, the other is Cantonese.

I saved dandruff for a year just to give you snow.

When you need help most, only ghosts will help you.

If time can go back, it must be that you are dreaming.

I don't know how many peaks you can cross before you succeed. Anyway, you can't escape two peaks sooner or later.

It's not sweet to try to turn things around, but it can quench your thirst!

When doing things, you must consider others' feelings and never make them too happy.

If you like it, tell it, or you won't know how ugly you are.

I used to go to school to make money, but now I work to make money.

When I was young, I often thought about whether I would go to Beijing University or Tsinghua University when I grew up. Now I think about it.

If you are unhappy, just go to sleep. There is nothing that cannot be solved by sleeping. If you are unhappy, just go back to sleep.

Many people think they are too tired to live. In fact, they may just sleep too late.

The moon represents my heart, pitted and cold?

No one can make you give up your dream. If you try it yourself, you will give up.

I am born to be useful. The premise is that you must be born.

Life is not only the immediate pressure, but also the disaster behind it.

It doesn't matter whether you are beautiful or not. The beauty you want is the real beauty!

It's OK to scold you at ordinary times. I have to wait until I hit you to know that I am both civil and martial.

When there is no money, it is a curse to hear others say that they wish you a long life.

Until now, the only thing that can be taken up and put down is chopsticks.

Others are just playing fat, while you are ugly and serious.

When you think you can't do it, just walk on the street, so you are a pedestrian.

Why do you want to sleep at school? Because school is where dreams begin.

We should help when we have difficulties. If we have no difficulties, we should help when we create difficulties.

I don't know that firewood and rice are expensive if I'm not in charge, and I don't know I'm fat if I don't take photos.

Try to make friends with the students around you, so that you can spend less money.

I don't know much about music, so sometimes I don't rely on music or tune.

Only when there is a long line at the station can you really realize that you are the descendant of the dragon.

Snow White explained that no matter how nice the seven little losers are to her, they can't be as good as a kiss from Gao Fushuai.

If everyone understands you, then you have to be ordinary!

Why do girls have to compete with each other? After decades, they will all dance square dance together.

You can't break a broken jar. You have to break it hard!

When you meet a girl you like, you should be brave to express your love. Only when you take the initiative can you know that she has her name.

What can be solved with money is not a problem, but how to have money is your biggest problem.

Laughing girls always have more crow's feet than others.

If everyone understands you, then you have to be ordinary!

Maybe sleep is the real form of human activity. No wonder I always can't wake up.

Don't do today's work. If you die tomorrow, you can do it.

Women pretend to be in love by pretending to be in high tide, while men pretend to be in love by pretending to be in high tide.

All stories will have an end, only life with you.

If you like it, you should express your love, so that you can know your spare tire number.

Face hardships bravely. Those who can't kill you can only leave you disabled.

Another day has passed, how is it? Is the dream more distant?

He who covets small profits cannot achieve great things.

If the deposit is negative, the house is rented, there is a bicycle, and it is shared.

Remember to smile at all times, it will make you look like a neurotic who can't be easily provoked.

Opportunities are always left to those who have the heart and face.

The starting point of others is the end point beyond your reach.

If everyone understands you, then you have to be ordinary!

If you don't cherish me, after passing this village, I will wait for you in the next village.

What is terrible is not that others fool you today, but that they forget you.

Autumn is the harvest season. The harvest of others is success and happiness. Your harvest is to realize that not everyone will be successful and happy.

Ask what money is in the world. It's just a matter of life and death.

Be modest, listen to others' opinions, and then write down their names carefully.

When you feel uncomfortable, touch your chest and tell yourself that you are a man and should be strong.

Hope is fire, disappointment is smoke, life is smoke while making fire.

Good looking bag for three thousand one nights, interesting soul wants car and room.

Don't put yourself too high, or you will not come down.

I never think about when I can succeed. Since I have chosen to be far away, it is still far away.

Since you have already swept the world behind you, why turn around and mess around.

Not because I'm cold, but because my hands are cold.

When you feel ugly and poor, don't be sad, at least your judgment is correct.

I wanted to enjoy life, but I found it difficult to survive.

I'm afraid that you will be mediocre in your life and comfort yourself that you are ordinary and valuable.

If you are ugly, you should study more so that you can have money for cosmetic surgery.

I see two things in your eyes, one is sincerity, and the other is eyedropsy.

Knowledge gives you power, ignorance will give you more powerful, fearless and unpredictable power.

Whenever I find the key to success, I find someone has changed the lock cylinder

What good habits have you adhered to in order to become beautiful? Insist on beauty.

Making money is a kind of ability, spending money is a kind of technology. My ability is limited, but my technology is high.

You must persist in doing anything, and you will always see the day of failure.

The friendship between girls is like a plastic flower, which is fake but never withers.

I know it's wrong to waste time, but it's really enjoyable.

I used to be poor but happy. Now it is different from the past, not only poor but also unhappy.

Don't be depressed anymore, kid. You should be as lively and cheerful as a psychopath.

The handsome kickers are handsome, and the ugly ones are like shovel shit when playing golf.

When you fall, there are thousands of people who can replace you.

A single man is called a single dog, while a single woman is called a dog ignore.

Making money is like constipation - it's hard, spending money is like diarrhea - I can't hold it.

Although I am indifferent to you at ordinary times, I actually said a lot of bad things about you behind my back.

You can't have both fish and bear's paw, but you can be single and poor!

When quarreling with an object, don't investigate the cause of the quarrel first, but find out how he is emboldened.

Face hardships bravely. Those who can't kill you can only leave you disabled.

Three views are useless. You have to rely on your five senses!

Twenty years ago, stupid children who ate raccoons and didn't collect all the cards still couldn't collect all the five blessings.

The person who gives you a thumbs up may not be praising you, but may be aiming at you with a gun.

There is only one life, but there is more than one fatal thing.

Your sister is a good girl and has shared a lot for your mother.

Even if it is Belive, there is a lie hidden in the middle.

Don't lose heart. There are as many beautiful girls as there are stars in the sky, but you can't see them.

After the Double 11, I changed from a single to a single with heavy debts.

Brain is a great thing. I hope you have it.

Rich people are worried about too much tax, and you will only feel that you don't have enough sleep!

Everyone who shakes his legs has a sewing machine in his heart.

The leader said that hard work will lead to faster maturity, so now I look older than them.

In order to prevent me from spending money indiscriminately this month, I spent all my money in advance.

Bill Gates dropped out of school and started his own business, becoming the richest man in the world.

After living for so many years, I have never understood one thing. Why did the hook hang?

Thank you. Every time I need you, I lose my chain.

My goal is to have a house at the age of 30, and now I am 30 years old.

The reason for being single so far is that it is difficult to start with acquaintances and to speak with strangers.

If there is no pursuit in life, then how easy it should be

When you lose motivation to work, look at your bank card balance. Then you will find that work is useless.

There is a lot of rain these two days. If it rains, remember to take an umbrella, or your head will get water easily.

When I was young, I didn't like eating, so I am short now. Now love to eat leads to fat and short.

Despair is not in a certain moment, but in every moment.

Learning makes people happy; not learning makes people happier.

Single hair loss and no money, running into the elderly.

Many things in the world will eventually become better as time goes by. For example, your fat will eventually become fat.

I don't know much about music, so sometimes I don't rely on music or tune.

If you are ugly, you should exercise more, so that you can beat others when they say you are ugly.

Five hundred times of looking back in the previous life, but in exchange for the sentence of this life, hooligan.

Don't get up if you hit the ground. You will still be hit to the ground anyway!

Those social elites who are admired by everyone are not as good as you think. But it must be much better than you.

Don't lose heart. There are as many beautiful girls as there are stars in the sky, but you can't see them.

The reason for being single so far is that it is difficult to start with acquaintances and to speak with strangers.

Everyone wants to go to heaven, but no one wants to die.

Your father must work very hard to make you look effortless.

If you think there are flies around you, you may be a piece of shit.

Hope is fire, disappointment is smoke, life is smoke while making fire.

The reason why you drink chicken soup is that the meat is eaten up by others.

It is said that a tired dog is not as tired as you.

Don't say you are a single dog. In fact, you may not be as good as a dog

Living expenses are like big aunts. They come once a month and disappear in a few days.

It is not terrible to be poor. What is terrible is that I am the poorest person.

The reason why you drink chicken soup is that the meat is eaten up by others.

Distance produces not beauty, but a third party.

Life is different from riding a bicycle. Even going downhill will not be easy.

Thin people can wear clothes out of stories, fat people can only wear accidents.

Even if it is salted fish, you are not the saltiest one.

The night gives you black eyes, but you use them to roll your eyes.

Today's young people want to sleep at all times except when they don't want to sleep.

Many times I felt I couldn't hold on, and then I gave up.

You can't do two points, neither can you do this, nor can you do that.

What good habits have you adhered to in order to become beautiful? Insist on beauty.

Love is a double-edged sword. One side cuts you very hard, and the other side also cuts you very hard.

Time has taught me that I don't have to wait for anyone except express delivery.

Let hard work become a habit, water the future with sweat, and then dehydrate to death.

When happiness knocks on the door, I'm afraid I'm not at home, so I've always been homestead.

When we meet the elder, it's not that we don't want to call him, but that we don't know what to call him.

This year is the worst year in the past decade. The good news is that this year is the best year in the next decade.

I am born to be useful. The premise is that you must be born.

My lover is an unparalleled hero. One day he will step on colorful clouds to marry others.

The dark night will never mistreat those who sleep late. It will give you dark circles under your eyes and a body that is about to die suddenly.

Who says I can't play musical instruments? I'm good at quitting.

I have reached the legal age for marriage. When I went to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get the certificate, did my wife bring it or wait for them to send it?

Your complicated facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

If you are ugly, you should exercise more, so that you can beat others when they say you are ugly.

Don't care what others think of you. If you care, others will not look up to you.

These days, some people live by their faces, while others live by their shamelessness.

Distance produces not beauty, but a third party.

People should have dreams, even if it is salted fish, they should also make the saltiest one.

People who can afford to eat bird's nest have good skin.

Your good night just wants me to shut up.

It's not that others look down on you, but that others can't see you.

God closed the door for you, and then went to wash and sleep.

The non-toxic body carries the toxic vaccine. You taught me to be strong when I was young!

You have changed all uncertainty into certainty.

It's just money. It seems that no one lacks it.

You are just a potato silk. You are dirt, funny and loser.

If money can't do something in the world, you can certainly do it with more money.

Come to me when you have no money. Let me tell you how to live without money.

When you feel ugly and poor, don't be sad, at least your judgment is correct.

When I think of you, my ugly face smiles.

When you play with your mobile phone for a long time, you should rest your eyes and look out of the window to think about why you are so poor.

I have taken more selfies with my beautiful mobile phone, and I don't know how ugly I am.

With a bullshit attitude, face the fucking life.

Dreams still have to be there. What if they come true in the next life?

There is no indecision, not because of counseling.

The so-called growth is to hear the four words of rough seas, and can no longer associate with the sea.

Why God closes the door for you is not because you are invisible.

Life is not only about the present, but also about the whole life.

I am born to be useful. The premise is that you must be born.

There is no wife in the wife cake, and there is no cotton in the marshmallow, so there is no money in the wallet.

For you, removing makeup is also called money laundering.

He who covets small profits cannot achieve great things.

Don't bow your head and your cuckold will fall off. Don't cry and Lao Wang will laugh.

It is said that a tired dog is not as tired as you.

The one with wings may not be an angel, but a thunderbolt.

You should be careful during the Spring Festival. After all, you have to kill pigs during the Spring Festival.

People who can afford to eat bird's nest have good skin.

What you have now is never yours, because you will lose it in the future.

As the saying goes, disasters never come singly. It can be seen that even disasters are accompanied. Look at you again.

When you lose motivation to work, look at your bank card balance. Then you will find that work is useless.

Nostalgia is a small ticket. I am here and the scalper is there.

I am full of longing for life. Life is far from me.

We have an unprecedented understanding, and suddenly you ignore me and I ignore you.

If you fall, then find a comfortable position to lie down.

Don't say you have nothing, you still have a debt.

Brother listened to my advice, and the game can be played again without it, and the daughter-in-law can play all the time without it.

Welcome the God of Wealth on the fifth day of the first month. It's all about the rich. Go to bed.

The right ear should be used when listening to the results, because the left ear is close to the heart, which may lead to sudden death.

Don't think you can't insist on coming, you will insist on staying up late to play with your mobile phone.

How can we meet a storm without experiencing wind and rain.

When I went to see the psychiatrist, the doctor said, "You are not depressed. You are really miserable.".

The biggest advantage of blind date is that if the marriage goes wrong in the future, you can shift the responsibility to the matchmaker.

If there is any truth in the world, it is deserved!

At present, the most reliable way to get rich is that your house is demolished.

Don't be depressed anymore, kid. You should be as lively and cheerful as a psychopath.

This year is the worst year in the past decade. The good news is that this year is the best year in the next decade.

There is only one life, but there is more than one fatal thing.

It is also a betrayal of oneself. Some people become eldest sisters and some become young ladies.

When there is nothing to give up, don't forget that you can still give up treatment.

God closes a security door for you, and also conveniently puts a titanium alloy lock on you.

Yesterday a thief came to my house to steal money. We searched together all night.

Thin people can wear clothes out of stories, fat people can only wear accidents.

Although you look tired when you move bricks, you look really handsome when you pay.

In fact, many life problems can be solved without shame.

The mistress is a good thing. She took away the dog that doesn't love you.

He tried to cheer up, but accidentally killed him.

In the adult world, nothing is easy except getting fat.

You can't have both fish and bear's paw, but you can be single and poor!

Congratulations on another day. You won a prize. Another day.

I really envy your skin. How can you maintain it so thick?

Don't say sorry to me, because I can neither forgive you nor stab you to death.

No one can make you give up losing weight. If you think about it yourself, you will give up.

The picture of my wife in my wallet is to remind myself how to lose the money in my wallet.

I knew that time would smooth my edges and corners, but I didn't expect that it was to rub me on the ground.

There is no obstacle in life, just because you have short legs.

If it is a blessing to suffer losses, I might have been as lucky as the East China Sea.

Three minutes is doomed, seven minutes depends on hard work, and 90 minutes depends on face.

Do you know the difference between investment and speculation? One is Mandarin, the other is Cantonese.

Compared with ugliness, it is not worth mentioning.

An iron pestle can be ground into a needle, but a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. It's no use trying harder if the materials are wrong.

Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first or I hang up first.

Why quarrel? Can't you sit down calmly and slap each other?

Young people should not always think about taking shortcuts. Strong parents are the absolute principle.

You think you can do nothing well? If you are wrong, you can also be a waste.

When you love someone, you must tell her so that you can know how much she hates you.

If you like a girl, work hard to earn more money, and then pay more.

Suddenly, I found that the first thing to get up is to touch the phone, and the last thing to put down the phone before going to bed.

You have changed all uncertainty into certainty.

When quarreling with an object, don't investigate the cause of the quarrel first, but find out how he is emboldened.

People should have dreams, even if it is salted fish, they should also make the saltiest one.

Where there is a long way to go, waving is to leave the tea cool.

There are two kinds of results when a woman is forced to kiss to express her feelings, one is "pa pa pa", the other is "pa pa pa". This is the gap between Loser and Gao Fushai.

Only when you eat bitterly can you know how hard it is.

Don't always scold iron for not making steel. You forget that iron can't make steel.

When you think you can't do it, just walk on the street, so you are a pedestrian.

It's not easy to take a vacation these days. Even the vacation should be in the honor of our ancestors.

I just want to talk to you about the past, but you ask me if I want to buy it.

You can be an ox or a horse, but you should never be a Party B.

What I have thought about is illusion, but I have no future if I do it seriously.

There is no hope to be a good man, but a bad man is not good at it.

Don't say sorry to me, because I can neither forgive you nor stab you to death.

Thank those who knocked you down, because you will find it really comfortable to lie down.

Only those who have worked hard know how important the background is!

People are not boring, but lazy to be interesting to you.

I don't know what happiness is when I am in happiness? It's just that I am getting fat and becoming a pig. I still think my figure is OK.

Why do girls have to compete with each other? After decades, they will all dance square dance together.

Don't lose weight. You are ugly not only because you are fat.

The loss of traditional culture is serious. Ancient women can make poems right, but modern women can only make mistakes if they fail.

Crazy farting in a taxi can greatly reduce the probability that the driver will take you around.

An angel will love you for me, so I will love others.

When I was a child, I hated eating and sleeping. Now I think it's really cheap.

You are my little apple, I hate you! I mean I really want to cut you.

No one in the world can live without anyone. Even a fish can be roasted without water.

If life deceives you, don't lose heart, because tomorrow is the same

I used to go to school to make money, but now I work to make money.

If you work hard enough for a long time, you can fail more thoroughly.

If you want to buy a Porsche Cayenne, please ask the friends who bought it, where did you get your money from!

If people have no dreams, what's the difference between carefree and carefree?

You are a princess by your parents, a princess by your men, and a beggar by yourself.

If the word "give up" appears in your mind, you must firmly tell yourself that you have nothing, where can you give up?

I was poor before I was 38, but I will get used to it later!

There is no unprovoked love, no unprovoked hate in the world, but TM has unprovoked fat!

Squat down and touch your own shadow. I'm sorry, you've been wronged by following me.

It is not shameful to sell one's soul and principles. It is shameful to fail to sell at a good price.

When can I withdraw the money in my mind.

There is no indecision, not because of counseling.

Others have more money than you and work harder than you, but you are more powerful. You own everything by your own imagination.

There is no empathy, it is all standing talking without backache.

There are two kinds of people who are the dumbest in the world, one is you, the other is like you.

When there is nothing to give up, don't forget that you can still give up treatment.

It doesn't take much courage to leave home, but to go home.

Although you look tired when you move bricks, you look really handsome when you pay.

Although you are single, you are as fat as two people.

Many times I felt I couldn't hold on, and then I gave up.

Since childhood, I like to stand on my own, for example, relying on my own skill list.

You can't afford a beautiful bag, and interesting souls can't afford you.

Stealing one person's idea is plagiarism, and stealing many people's idea is research.

If you can't compete with others, you can't compete with others. What can you do on Singles Day.

Do you love your work? The work will wait for you there.

Three minutes is doomed, seven minutes depends on hard work, and 90 minutes depends on face.

You are a serious person. You help others conscientiously and try all the mistakes.

Stupidity is not so terrible. After all, jellyfish have no brains and have lived for 600 million years.

Before doing the question, think about the intention of the question maker. I think he wants me dead.

Every day we should have new expectations, so that we can have new disappointments.

Are you afraid of being laughed at if you don't look good? Don't worry, it's the same with good clothes.

When I was a child, I hated eating and sleeping. Now I think it's really cheap.

When we meet the elder, it's not that we don't want to call him, but that we don't know what to call him.

When you lose motivation to work, look at your bank card balance. Then you will find that work is useless.

No, there are only endless obstacles.

There is no obstacle in life, just because you have short legs.

When the history exam comes, I will rewrite the history!

Nothing can defeat you, because you have never succeeded.

Growth is the process of turning your crying into silence.

Don't be angry if you can't be angry, don't swear if you can't be angry, and do it directly if you can.

As long as you don't cheat, money is really omnipotent.

I wanted to enjoy life, but I found it difficult to survive.

It is also a betrayal of oneself. Some people become eldest sisters and some become young ladies.

On Tomb Sweeping Day, you should go back to your school to sweep the graves, because your youth was buried there.