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After exercise, you will be surprised to find that you just become strong from obesity.

Some people are four, except two, or two.

Don't always feel lonely. Look at the circle of fat on your belly. Haven't you never left?

Age is not a problem, height is not a distance, who likes you without money?

I'm not short, I'm just far from the sky.

You'd better not keep me in mind. I don't like places with many people.

If one day you find yourself getting rich overnight, slap yourself. Wake up and don't be late for work.

The creditor is the one who will not abandon you even if you break your property.

Young and young leave home and return home, and learn a lot of Sao dialect.

Do you think you are Cinderella? Please don't dream, she is the daughter of the count.

Just because I looked at you more in the crowd, you thought I would sit on your motorcycle.

Despair is not in a certain moment, but in every moment.

Don't think about losing weight all day long. Does your mouth agree with you?

Not because I'm cold, but because my hands are cold.

Seeing his back, he charmed thousands of troops and turned his head to frighten off millions of heroes.

No objects yet? Would you like to introduce a good dog food.

Only after hard work can we know that the gap in IQ is insurmountable.

It is not difficult to be a good man for one day, but it is difficult to be a rich man for a lifetime.

I am happy for you if you are doing well, but I am happy for the whole world if you are not doing well.

It is too noisy to wake up during the day and too quiet to sleep at night.

If you like it, you should express your love, so that you can know your spare tire number.

My social phobia mainly comes from low income.

I tried to disappear, but no one asked.

My future is a dream. What's more, I still have insomnia at the moment.

I don't understand why you should pinch your legs and rub your eyes when something good happens to you. What if you wake up?

Far away, in addition to the unknown, there is despair.

What can be solved with money is not a problem, but how to have money is your biggest problem.

I thought we could go to the end together. Who knows, you will take a taxi after two steps.

Iron body, magnet bed.

There are no secret admirers, but there are many people who want to assassinate.

Only those who have worked hard know how important the background is!

If you like a girl, work hard to earn more money, and then pay more.

Smile when encountering lightning, because it is the sky taking pictures of you.

What is more lonely than eating hot pot alone is that you can't afford to eat hot pot alone.

Life is not only about the present, but also about the poems that can't be read and the distance that can't be reached.

When can I withdraw the money in my mind.

You are my little apple, I hate you! I mean I really want to cut you.

If you are infatuated with a person, you must not be worthy of him!

The picture of my wife in my wallet is to remind myself how to lose the money in my wallet.

Put wings on your dream. Although it may not fly far, it must fall heavily!

Don't think the world has abandoned you. The world has no time to answer you!

The way you try to talk to him is like a shopping guide in the mall.

If life deceives you, don't lose heart, because tomorrow is the same

Although those rich people look beautiful on the surface, they are actually more beautiful in private.

Don't put things off until tomorrow. The day after tomorrow is a good day.

People often say, don't leave youth blank, so I blacken it!

Let's lose weight. It's faster to lose weight, faster to rebound, slower to give up.

You are the best! No, it's the fattest!

Don't put things off until tomorrow. The day after tomorrow is a good day.

Everything in the world can be done in a hurry, except for math problems.

Do you think he likes you because he likes you? It's just a slip of hand.

If life deceives you, don't lose heart, because tomorrow is the same

You can rely on your face, but you rely on your talent. This is the difference between you and Mingming.

When the salted fish has a dream, it will become a salted fish with a dream.

Always repeating, especially mistakes!

You met love around the corner, but have you ever thought of each other? He met a ghost around the corner.

Don't bother those who don't return your message for a long time each time. Just delete your friends.

There is a long way to go. I will ask for help.

When others tell you that they are busy, it is TA who needs to leave time for more important people.

I never think about when I can succeed. Since I have chosen to be far away, it is still far away.

Every time you spend money, you say your wallet is dripping blood, but your wallet has lost too much blood and died.

Don't want to fall in love is false, no one is true.

Eat fish tonight. I think you are very picky.

Don't worry, as long as you keep going downhill, you will never be at the lowest point of life.

He dreamed of walking around with his sword, but cancelled the original plan because he was too fat.

If life deceives you, you will open the beauty camera and deceive all people.

I know it's wrong to waste time, but it's really enjoyable.

Life is about ups and downs. At the end of the day, it will naturally jump twice.

I want to go to the movies with my boyfriend. Is there anything interesting?

Until now, the only thing that can be taken up and put down is chopsticks.

Autumn is the harvest season. The harvest of others is success and happiness. Your harvest is to realize that not everyone will be successful and happy.

I never hold grudges. I usually take revenge on the spot.

Thin people can wear clothes out of stories, fat people can only wear accidents.

We work very hard to live like ordinary people.

My dream when I was a child was to be a hero. I didn't expect that it would be easy to realize it on my mobile phone, and there were many choices.

Don't always feel lonely. Look at the circle of fat on your belly. Haven't you never left?

Opportunities are reserved for those who are prepared. Those who have no opportunities should not prepare blindly.

Don't think that everyone around you is targeting you. When you think about it, the whole world is targeting you.

If you are ugly, you should exercise more, so that you can beat others when they say you are ugly.

I tried to be an interesting person, but later I ran away and became a teaser.

They said that the network was fake, and I laughed, as if the reality was real.

Just because I looked at you more in the crowd, you thought I would sit on your motorcycle.

Do you know why beauties are so unlucky since ancient times? Because nobody cares how long an ugly person lives.

Dogs are man's best friends. But dog's best friend is shit.

If you don't do useless things, why should you spend your life?

Nothing is happier than sleeping late, except getting up late.

You have gained a lot of money, but also lost a lot of things, such as worry.

Eating food is generally kind-hearted, because I only want to eat every day and have no time to calculate others.

Twenty years ago, stupid children who ate raccoons and didn't collect all the cards still couldn't collect all the five blessings.

If it can't be amazing, then it's so ugly!

I used to know nothing except reading, but now I know everything except reading.

Work hard if you are poor! If you don't work hard, how can you be in debt.

Nothing is difficult in the world, as long as you give up!

Instead of staring at the phone screen, you should look up from time to time to see where the boss is.

Stealing one person's idea is plagiarism, and stealing many people's idea is research.

The most romantic thing I can think of is eating with you, and then you pay.

Say "You are great" to the mirror every day. Soon, the mirror will become a great mirror.

Are you good at any sports? "Escape from reality".

The paste is not on the desk, but in your mind.

Don't think you can't insist on coming, you will insist on staying up late to play with your mobile phone.

Where there is plenty of grass in the horizon, they all grow in other people's homes.

I tried to disappear, but no one asked.

Sometimes you feel like an SB. Don't lose heart. At least you feel right.

There is no wife in the wife cake, and there is no cotton in the marshmallow, so there is no money in the wallet.

In fact, destiny doesn't like to joke with you. It really wants to kill you.

All stories will have an end, only life with you.

You'd better not keep me in mind. I don't like places with many people.

I don't want to be stabbed in two directions, but I am often stabbed in two directions.

The cold of looking through the autumn water can never be compared to the cold of wearing pants.

April Fool's Day is just a chance for liars to tell the truth.

You must have been a plastic bag in your previous life. You can only carry plastic bags.

Where there is a long way to go, waving is to leave the tea cool.

The stupidest thing I ever did as a child may be looking forward to growing up.

There must be pure friendship between men and women. Every girl I know says she can only be friends with me at most.

No one cares how high you fly, but there are a group of people waiting to see how bad you fall.

I wish to win a common heart, so as not to make old blind dates.

Many times you don't force yourself, you don't know, you still have the ability to mess things up!

The cold of looking through the autumn water can never be compared to the cold of wearing pants.

Your sister is a good girl and has shared a lot for your mother.

You are a serious person. You help others conscientiously and try all the mistakes.

Good looking bag for three thousand one nights, interesting soul wants car and room.

I used to buy lottery tickets every day, but one day, I can't even afford to buy lottery tickets.

Crazy farting in a taxi can greatly reduce the probability that the driver will take you around.

I don't want to be the last one to let you down.

I haven't fallen into the peach trap for so many years. It's just two words. I don't have money.

Three hundred and sixty lines lead to bugs.

If being rich is also a mistake, I would rather make mistakes again and again.

An angel will love you for me, so I will love others.

The world is so big, I want to see where it is convenient to beg!

Wake up, this is not a funeral, but a normal performance of having no money and sex life.

At present, the most reliable way to make a fortune is that your house is demolished.

He who covets small profits cannot achieve great things.

If your boyfriend is obedient to you and never flirts with others. Maybe he doesn't have enough money.

It's true that geomancy turns, but you are on the axis, which is very embarrassing.

Only by carrying the blame for the leader more often will the leader treat you as a fool.

The so-called growth is to hear the four words of rough seas, and can no longer associate with the sea.

Because I'm poor, I dare not even care about you. I'm afraid you might as well make a huge sum of money if you want to ask for help.

Every time you spend money, you say your wallet is dripping blood, but your wallet has lost too much blood and died.

I wanted to enjoy life, but I found it difficult to survive.

Life is about ups and downs. At the end of the day, it will naturally jump twice.

Buy a globe on holiday. You can not only see the world but also turn around it.

Don't put yourself too high, or you will not come down.

How great is being rich? Being rich is really amazing.

Even if you sleep late, the person who will not find you will not find you!

You think that the prodigal son will not change his money when he returns. In fact, the prodigal son may just go ashore slowly.

The reason for being single so far is that it is difficult to start with acquaintances and to speak with strangers.

Sometimes people treat you coldly, which may not be your problem. Maybe he just doesn't like ugly.

Time is a butcher's knife, but he has no way to get ugly people.

Because I'm poor, I dare not even care about you. I'm afraid you might as well make a huge sum of money if you want to ask for help.

Some people have worked hard all their lives, that is, from the fourth class to the third class.

People's bodies are full of talent, and your bodies are full of pearl milk tea.

Other people's money is outside my possession.

I changed her from a girl to a woman, and she changed me from a boy to a poor man.

Only after hard work can we know that the gap in IQ is insurmountable.

April Fool's Day is just a chance for liars to tell the truth.

There was no way in the world. When there were more people walking, the teacher began to call the roll.

If you are ugly, you should study more so that you can have money for cosmetic surgery.

You think you can do nothing well? If you are wrong, you can also be a waste.

I used to be poor but happy. Now it is different from the past, not only poor but also unhappy.

Poverty is only temporary, as long as you work hard, you will find that you will gradually get used to it.

Opportunities are always left to those who have the heart and face.

When you lose motivation to work, look at your bank card balance. Then you will find that work is useless.

From small to large, the only constant is a heart that does not miss books.

If you like it, you should express your love, so that you can know your spare tire number.

Although I am indifferent to you at ordinary times, I actually said a lot of bad things about you behind my back.

How do you know that you are not the result of your parents' contraceptive failure?

I hope that some things can be solved by myself, not by myself, but by myself.

The first thing is to sleep, stay up all night without rest and lose hair.

You are just a potato silk. You are dirt, funny and loser.

In fact, destiny doesn't like to joke with you. It really wants to kill you.

I'm not afraid to become a person I hate. I'm afraid I can't live up to them.

Fools are blessed with fools, but silly B doesn't.

If life is a movie, you are the advertisement popping up in the middle.

If you have a large amount of money in front of you and a fan, what does it have to do with you?

If you abandon yourself today, you will defeat you tomorrow.

Dogs are man's best friends. But dog's best friend is shit.

I don't swear because I have strong practical ability.

You must have been a plastic bag in your previous life. You can only carry plastic bags.

Gold always shines, but you are just fat.

If it can't be amazing, then it's so ugly!

After experiencing a lot of hardships, others are happy after suffering, but you have just come after suffering.

I heard you had a bad time. I squatted at the door and laughed all day.

What can you do to lower your dignity? Copy homework.

Always repeating, especially mistakes!

The world is so big, you only watch in the circle of friends.

I'd rather not talk and look like a fool than open my mouth to prove that I am.

If life deceives you, don't worry - take out your beauty camera to cheat life.

Don't say that others are mentally ill. The premise of brain disease is that you must have a brain.

Before I met you, my world was black and white. After I met you, it was completely black.

You are like the sun in the blue sky, which can't be seen directly.

Life is bound to give up some people, not you don't care, they don't care.

Don't always be so narcissistic. Beautiful women look at you more because you are so ugly.

If you rob a bank, no matter success or failure, you will not have to work in the next ten years.

I work hard every day to prove to those who look down on me that they are right.

When encountering difficulties, let it go for a while. The next day, I can't remember it again.

I met you at the most beautiful age. I want to say that I was really unlucky!

Heart is higher than sky, life is thinner than paper.

Although I am ugly, I can be ugly and beautiful if I buy beautiful clothes.

Rome wasn't built in a day, but it's not difficult to empty your wallet.

Those who don't make money say they are starting a business.

Don't always open your heart and lungs to others. Some people don't eat viscera.

Hope is always here, and you miss it every moment.

I used to be so young, but now I'm so young.

There is no trace of wings in the sky, unless you will lose hair when flying.

Every time I look at the poor travel log, I feel that if I am poor, I should not go out to surf.

There is no wife in the wife cake, and there is no cotton in the marshmallow, so there is no money in the wallet.

Let nature take its course is just another way of saying that there is nothing we can do.

No cosmetics are used at the age of 18, and no cosmetics are used at the age of 28.

When you play with your mobile phone for a long time, you should rest your eyes and look out of the window to think about why you are so poor.

Enter the elder friend circle to learn the latest rumors.

If marriage is the tomb of love, the annual celebration of the anniversary of marriage is a tomb sweeping.

Only those who have worked hard know how important the background is!

A real warrior dares to face the balance on the bank card and the number on the scale.

I don't know whether it is the love of others that is too easy or my own words are too hard.

The moon represents my heart, pitted and cold?

What is the biggest disgrace in life? I failed the exam after cheating.

If I have something that you don't like, please overcome it yourself.

You are so good at comforting others. You must have spent a lot of time comforting yourself.

What is terrible is that you can't solve it.

Are you good at any sports? "Escape from reality".

The operation is as fierce as a tiger, and the salary is twenty-five thousand.

When a relative asked me about my grades, I asked him about his year-end bonus.

If your boyfriend is obedient to you and never flirts with others. Maybe he doesn't have enough money.

Your plan is like a snack. After eating it, it will be a fart.

As long as it is a stone, it will not shine anywhere.

What you have now is never yours, because you will lose it in the future.

After years of hard work, although there is no gain, you are in debt!

We are good friends. If you fall down, I will help you up, but wait until I finish laughing.

Others are always shining gold, and you will spend it.

Dreams still have to be there. What if they come true in the next life?

At this age, I can sing in your ears. If I like your body, I will give you bags. Only mosquitoes are left.

When the salted fish has a dream, it will become a salted fish with a dream.

Don't wait until tomorrow to hand in the job, and then find an excuse. Today, find a good one.

He who covets small profits cannot achieve great things.

The operation is as fierce as a tiger, and the salary is twenty-five thousand.

You are a serious person. You help others conscientiously and try all the mistakes.

Only those who have worked hard know how important the background is!

The female ticket suddenly became thinner, most of which were air leaks.

Although you have never been abroad, you are jet lagged every day.

99% of the things in the world can be solved with money, and the remaining 1% needs more money.

I like small animals very much. In any case, I have them all at once.

Knowledge gives you power, ignorance will give you more powerful, fearless and unpredictable power.

If you are infatuated with a person, you must not be worthy of him!

Is it a long time no see, or, turn a blind eye.

Others worry about how to earn money, but I worry about how to spend money. How can twenty yuan be spent until the 10th of next month?

You will never know which of your friends will become the next WeChat business.

From small to large, the only constant is a heart that does not miss books.

There is no unprovoked love, no unprovoked hate in the world, but TM has unprovoked fat!

Some things still need to be persisted, such as sleeping, especially when the alarm clock rings.

I knew that time would smooth my edges and corners, but I didn't expect that it was to rub me on the ground.

Don't think that everyone around you is targeting you. When you think about it, the whole world is targeting you.

In order to prevent me from spending money indiscriminately this month, I spent all my money in advance.

Be modest, listen to others' opinions, and then write down their names carefully.

I don't know what happiness is when I am in happiness? It's just that I am getting fat and becoming a pig. I still think my figure is OK.

People's bodies are full of talent, and your bodies are full of pearl milk tea.

I saved dandruff for a year just to give you snow.

Everyone wants to save the world, but no one helps his mother wash the dishes.

If no one holds hands, I will take the bag.

Try to understand the people you hate, and you will find that the more you look at them, the more annoying they are.

Don't be afraid of myopia, because in front of you, there is nothing but failure.

Shushan has its own way. It's your fault that you don't have a rich life.

If you can't bear it, you can bear it again.

Where are you stuck on National Day?

My lover is an unparalleled hero. One day he will step on colorful clouds to marry others.

Tetris teaches us that if you get along with others, you will disappear.

Making girls cry is a terrible thing, and making boys cry is an explosive thing.

Look in the mirror when you are looking good. After all, this illusion is not everyday.

Once I wanted to be a special person, but now I have succeeded. Now I am very sad and helpless.

Five hundred times of looking back in the previous life, but in exchange for the sentence of this life, hooligan.

People's hearts are weak, so don't be tough without strength!

I have never been to your city, but I have brushed your questions.

The person who gives you a thumbs up may not be praising you, but may be aiming at you with a gun.

In fact, destiny doesn't like to joke with you. It really wants to kill you.

The exam is so easy, where there is no exam!

My dream when I was a child was to be a hero. I didn't expect that it would be easy to realize it on my mobile phone, and there were many choices.

The pain of life is not because you don't have money, but because others have money.

I had schizophrenia, but now we have recovered.

As long as I work hard, nothing is impossible for me.

He dreamed of walking around with his sword, but cancelled the original plan because he was too fat.

God has closed a door for you, and will add anti-theft locks and large bolts to it.

Why do Chinese people have to choose a good day to get married? Because after getting married, there will be no good life!

College students, you should know that learning is not necessarily rewarding, but you can certainly receive goods by cutting hands.

Everything today is just a passing thing. You will be useless from tomorrow.

They laughed at my ugliness, and I laughed at their correctness.

When I make friends, I never care whether he has money or not. Anyway, he is not as poor as me.

There is only one kind of worry when you are not full, and there are countless worries when you are full.

If you still persist, you are not desperate enough.

I never think about when I can succeed. Since I have chosen to be far away, it is still far away.

Insomnia and sleeplessness may be because your mobile phone still has electricity.

When I left my hometown, the villagers never had a drink from a well.

I used to be so young, but now I'm so young.

When quarreling with an object, don't investigate the cause of the quarrel first, but find out how he is emboldened.

Why can you live like a retarded, but I can't.

Generally, there is no love around the corner, only beggars.

As long as there is an express on the way, I feel this life is still hopeful.

Some things are not that I don't care, but that I care, what can I do?

Before doing the question, think about the intention of the question maker. I think he wants me dead.

Everyone else has the sour smell of love. Only I have the unique fragrance of a single dog.

Many times, optimistic attitude and nice words can't help you.

You are very creative and courageous.

God sprinkles wisdom on the world, but you have an umbrella.

I don't want to read, mainly because no one feeds cattle, pigs or sheep at home.

If money can't do something in the world, you can certainly do it with more money.

Don't say sorry to me, because I can neither forgive you nor stab you to death.

Don't think the world has abandoned you. The world has no time to answer you!

Everyone praises you for your beauty. There are traces of PS.

If you are not happy with your money, you are spending it in the wrong way.

They are also salty fish. Why can others turn over while you are stuck in the pan?

I will see the parents of the other party tomorrow. I'm so nervous. After all, I beat their children first.

I can only do the first four after thinking about the five words of being able to bear hardships.

I made a plan for the holiday, and only finished P after half the summer vacation because of the lan.

Love really needs courage to accept, no one loves again and again.

Fortunately, you didn't wash your hair last year. Otherwise, you didn't even have oil in cooking this year.

Please cherish those who have hurt you. After all, others are too lazy to hurt you.

It takes ten minutes to listen to you.

If a person is good, he can do every line, every line, every line.

Nostalgia is a small ticket. I am here and the scalper is there.

Before he had time to flirt, he was pulled out.

Looking back on the past, I didn't go straight once.

You are not so miserable. People who are miserable don't have mobile phones.

Your face is as rough as your life.

Don't always scold iron for not making steel. You forget that iron can't make steel.

Failure is the mother of success, but it is a pity that success is unrecognizable.

Others say that I can't help the mud on the wall, but why should I go on the wall? Is it uncomfortable to lie on the ground?

No one in the world can live without anyone. Even a fish can be roasted without water.

People always die, either poor or dead.

These days, some people live by their faces, while others live by their shamelessness.

When you meet someone you like, you should pursue them bravely, so that you can know that there is more than one person who rejects you.

What can you do to lower your dignity? Copy homework.

Crazy farting in a taxi can greatly reduce the probability that the driver will take you around.

Every time you want to save money, your IQ will reach its peak!

Go out and start your own business when you have less money to work for. It is guaranteed that you will lose all your money.

Failure is not terrible. What is terrible is that you still believe this sentence.

The real food can be regarded as moon cakes.

If you can't compete with others, you can't compete with others. What can you do on Singles Day.

If one day I disappear, even if my friends and lovers will not find me, the bank will also find me crazily.

Whenever I find the key to success, I find someone has changed the lock cylinder

My principle, only three words, depends on the mood.

After living for so many years, I have never understood one thing. Why did the hook hang?

Although you are short, your hairline is high.

If you work harder, you will get more blows.

In fact, you also have the ability to lose weight.

There is no trace of wings in the sky, unless you will lose hair when flying.

If you can't compete with others, you can't compete with others. What can you do on Singles Day.

Always repeating, especially mistakes!

Dreams still have to be there, in case of ghosts?

I'm not afraid to become a person I hate. I'm afraid I can't live up to them.

I can think of only the most accurate adjective for myself: plump.

Remember to smile at all times, it will make you look like a neurotic who can't be easily provoked.

Making money is a kind of ability, spending money is a kind of technology. My ability is limited, but my technology is high.

Don't say you are a single dog. In fact, you may not be as good as a dog

In the morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and comforted myself that there was nothing wrong. There was something uglier than me.

I saved dandruff for a year just to give you snow.

I'm not afraid to become a person I hate. I'm afraid I can't live up to them.

I looked for her thousands of times. When I looked back, that person still ignored me.

With a lofty ambition, you can't bind a chicken with your hands.

Many people think they are too tired to live. In fact, they may just sleep too late.

Sometimes, as long as you make up your mind to do something, the world will hold you back.

The cold of looking through the autumn water can never be compared to the cold of wearing pants.

When I was a child, I hated eating and sleeping. Now I think it's really cheap.

I used to be so young, but now I'm so young.

Although I learn slowly, I give up quickly!

Only when there is a long line at the station can you really realize that you are the descendant of the dragon.

There is no indecision, not because of counseling.

In these days, there is no love that doesn't break up, only a confession that doesn't hurt your hands. You should be more open-minded when things happen.

Once a dreamer, now there is no dream, only homesick.

I met you at the most beautiful age. I want to say that I was really unlucky!

If Cinderella's shoes fit, they would not fall off. If the prince really loved Cinderella, he would not even know the girl who had danced with him all night.

When I think of you, my ugly face smiles.

In the adult world, nothing is easy except getting fat.

One day you will meet a girl who doesn't want your house or your car, nor does she want you.

The boss who talks about money with you is a good man. He who talks about ideals with you doesn't want to give you money!

Many people like to make a mountain out of a molehill in life. In fact, it is really unnecessary to think about how to deal with a mountain out of a molehill.

People have been looking for success all their lives, but more often, what they find is success!

Your lover is an unparalleled hero. He rides colorful auspicious clouds to eat chicken in Internet cafes every day.

If you become a spare tire, please forget that you are also a jack.

If friends come from afar, they will be punished.

Don't think about losing weight all day long. Does your mouth agree with you?

It is said that in 2020, I don't want to die to eliminate the poor.

You'd better not keep me in mind. I don't like places with many people.

God closes a security door for you, and also conveniently puts a titanium alloy lock on you.

Your life is the same as your hairline. It retreats very fast.

When you see others on their way to success, ask yourself if you don't want to be a stumbling block on their way to success?

Far away, in addition to the unknown, there is despair.

Don't stay up too late. It hurts your phone to stay up late.

Live a good life. Every day will bring a new blow.

What good habits have you adhered to in order to become beautiful? Insist on beauty.

The teacher doesn't need to change my seat. Anyhow, I can talk about where I sit.

Don't ask me what I have. Tell me what you want first, and then why you need it.

Your life is the same as your hairline. It retreats very fast.

Instead of staring at the phone screen, you should look up from time to time to see where the boss is.

After learning many skills, I finally found that the most useful skill is to be open-minded!

You have to work hard to be worthy and used.

Love really needs courage to accept, no one loves again and again.

When I was young, I was taught not to spend money indiscriminately. When I grew up, I found out how to spend money indiscriminately without money at all?

The exam is so easy, where there is no exam!

If you go out, you will be fat sooner or later.

Don't say sorry to me, because I can neither forgive you nor stab you to death.

If you are ugly, you should study more so that you can have money for cosmetic surgery.

I'm afraid that you will be mediocre in your life and comfort yourself that you are ordinary and valuable.

Single hair loss and no money, running into the elderly.

Your face is doomed one minute, and you should look at the filter nine minutes.

It doesn't matter if you are single. There will be a long time to be single in the future.

I tried to disappear, but no one asked.

If you work harder, you will be able to move forward. Life is crazy.

There are two tragedies in life, one is not getting what you want, the other is getting what you don't want.

Watching the gallop that splashed me away, the labor thought that when I got rich, I would buy a raincoat.

I hate one word most in my life! Especially when you can't do the questions.

Life polishes your edges and corners to make you roll farther.

If you see me looking bad on New Year's Day, don't think too much. You forgot to give me a red envelope.

I don't know how many peaks you can cross before you succeed. Anyway, you can't escape two peaks sooner or later.

I don't know what happiness is when I am in happiness? It's just that I am getting fat and becoming a pig. I still think my figure is OK.

Ugly Why? I can't see it myself. It's you who are disgusting!

Are you afraid of being laughed at if you don't look good? Don't worry, it's the same with good clothes.

The female ticket suddenly became thinner, most of which were air leaks.

You should be safe and steady, because you can't make any moth.

Many people like to make a mountain out of a molehill in life. In fact, it is really unnecessary to think about how to deal with a mountain out of a molehill.

Entrepreneurship requires a sense of calm, because it always goes up and down.

When we meet the elder, it's not that we don't want to call him, but that we don't know what to call him.

They laughed at my ugliness, and I laughed at their correctness.

People should have dreams, even if it is salted fish, they should also make the saltiest one.

Dreams still have to be there, in case of ghosts?

Poverty has limited me so much, why not limit my weight?

Some people are four, except two, or two.

Can you be sincere to me? Certainly. I really don't like you.

Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately, it killed all the students in the end.

Good birth is for success, and you are for survival.

In fact, life ends after a certain node, and everyone is just waiting for the eggs.

Who said you don't have true love? Worries are with you.

Who says you don't like sports? You can not only play football, but also play very well.

If you think from the perspective of others, one day you will find that you have lost yourself.

Nostalgia is a small ticket. I am here and the scalper is there.

Poetry and the distance are getting dirtier and dirtier, and dreams are becoming more and more silly!

God sprinkles wisdom on the world, but you have an umbrella.

Life is like a tea table with cups on it.

When you meet a girl you like, you should be brave to express your love. Only when you take the initiative, can you know that she has her name.

If you don't smile, you will be lucky!

I want to go to the movies with my boyfriend. Is there anything interesting?

The world laughs at my madness. I laugh at how quickly the world can see it.

It is also a betrayal of oneself. Some people become eldest sisters and some become young ladies.

Say "You are great" to the mirror every day. Soon, the mirror will become a great mirror.

When I make friends, I never care whether he has money or not. Anyway, he is not as poor as me.

Losing weight is a big thing. Let me have enough food first, and then make a good plan.

I really want to sell my house and travel around the world, but the landlord doesn't agree.

Don't look forward to tomorrow, because tomorrow will not be easy.

I wanted to enjoy life, but I found it difficult to survive.

Look in the mirror more often, and you will understand the reasons for many things.

I can't afford to eat in big hotels.

I don't want to be the last one to let you down.

You must laugh, or you won't know how many crow's feet you have.

There is no empathy, it is all standing talking without backache.

You can rely on your face, but you rely on your talent. This is the difference between you and Mingming.

I used to be so young, but now I'm so young.

If you want to be your sun, it will warm you when you are happy and kill you when you are unhappy.

It's true that geomancy turns, but you are on the axis, which is very embarrassing.

It's not that the road is rough, but that you can't.

You are just a sugar cane man. It's sweet at the beginning, but it's full of slag in the back.

Every day we should have new expectations, so that we can have new disappointments.

If you are willing to peel off my heart layer by layer, you will find that I am lacking in heart.

A girl who likes to laugh is not too unlucky, but can a girl who is unlucky still laugh?

I looked for her thousands of times. When I looked back, that person still ignored me.

Although I don't care about you at ordinary times, in fact, I secretly expect you to have an accident every day!

We were very happy when we were young, because at that time we were not so ugly and poor.

As long as there is an express on the way, I feel this life is still hopeful.

If your boyfriend is obedient to you and never flirts with others. Maybe he doesn't have enough money.

Nothing lasts forever, but you can.

Learning makes people happy; not learning makes people happier.

After the Double 11, I changed from a single to a single with heavy debts.

Don't always feel lonely. Look at the circle of fat on your belly. Haven't you never left?

You are nothing, but one thing you do very well is daydreaming.

I don't know which link has gone wrong. Is there a middleman who makes a difference?

You can't wake someone who doesn't return your message, but red envelopes can.

Since childhood, I like to stand on my own, for example, relying on my own skill list.

If you still persist, you are not desperate enough.

After the Double 11, I changed from a single to a single with heavy debts.

If life betrays you, hope is to sell by catty. After all, you are fat.

Since you have already swept the world behind you, why turn around and mess around.

Believe if you believe, or not, and return the whole WeChat.

I really hope that one day my wallet can be as thick as my skin.

Don't say it's love at first sight, but it's just love at first sight.

Many times you don't force yourself, you don't know, you still have the ability to mess things up!

This year is the worst year in the past decade. The good news is that this year is the best year in the next decade.

You can be as lazy as a pig, but not as lazy as a pig.

It is too noisy to wake up during the day and too quiet to sleep at night.

Although others seem to be doing well, they are actually doing well behind their backs.

I don't know what happiness is when I am in happiness? It's just that I am getting fat and becoming a pig. I still think my figure is OK.

Others worry about how to earn money, but I worry about how to spend money. How can twenty yuan be spent until the 10th of next month?

If you think from the perspective of others, one day you will find that you have lost yourself.

If you work harder, you will be able to move forward. Life is crazy.

Time is money. Am I wasting time? No, I'm just showing off my wealth!

You went home early these two days. Recently, you stole many pigs. I'm afraid you will have an accident.

People who used to think that they depended on relationships must be very incompetent. After contacting them, they found that they were better than me in everything.

God has closed a door for you, and will add anti-theft locks and large bolts to it.

An angel will love you for me, so I will love others.

No matter what kind of alienation we become, a red envelope can return to the original.

Don't think you can't insist on coming, you will insist on staying up late to play with your mobile phone.

If you don't cherish me, after passing this village, I will wait for you in the next village.

Everything is going up, that is, people are becoming more and more cheap.

We have an unprecedented understanding, and suddenly you ignore me and I ignore you.

Who said you don't have perseverance? Don't you insist on being single for decades?

Death is not terrible, but the fear is that you can no longer live.

Only the vending machine has left lights for you in the middle of the night.

Although I usually don't care about you, there are many bad words behind me.

Entrepreneurship requires a sense of calm, because it always goes up and down.

God will not treat infatuated people unfairly, he is to die.

All roads lead to Rome, and each has a toll station.

If you work harder, you will get more blows.

For you, removing makeup is also called money laundering.

In fact, what you hate is not square dancing, but square dancing aunts.

It doesn't take much courage to leave home, but to go home.

Some people appear in your life to tell you how deceitful you are!

Why quarrel? Can't you sit down calmly and slap each other?

If you don't marry me many years later, then we are really good enough.

After thinking about salary comparison, forget it. I don't want to live.

The aunt who spread pancakes said that she earned thirty thousand yuan a month, and you are not short of an egg.

When God closes the door for you, he will also pinch your brain.

Maybe sleep is the real form of human activity. No wonder I always can't wake up.

I had schizophrenia, but now we have recovered.

If everyone understands you, then you have to be ordinary!

I never bullied the weak. Before I bullied him, I didn't know he was weaker than me.

Come to me when you have no money. Let me tell you how to live without money.

You are nothing, but one thing you do very well is daydreaming.

If marriage is the tomb of love, the annual celebration of the anniversary of marriage is a tomb sweeping.

Once some people miss it, thank goodness.

They said that the network was fake, and I laughed, as if the reality was real.

No object is afraid of nothing. I have objects, and I have never won chess.

Before doing the question, think about the intention of the question maker. I think he wants me dead.

Don't worry, as long as you keep going downhill, you will never be at the lowest point of life.

The time has come for all contradictions to be resolved with the words "celebrate the New Year".

How worried can you be? It's like a group of eunuchs going to the brothel.

Rich, full of fat.

Some people are beautiful, some people are ugly, and you are so ugly.

I only have eyes for you, because your big face makes me unable to see others.

Rich people are close to me, rich people are far away from me!

All those who complain about social injustice and system can only be translated into one sentence: please give me money, women and social status.

Difficulties are like springs. If you are weak, they will be strong. If you are strong, they will be stronger.

Life is different from riding a bicycle. Even going downhill will not be easy.

Your face is as rough as your life.

Whether it is a white hat or a black hat, it is not a good hat that will turn green.

Many times, optimistic attitude and nice words can't help you.

They laughed at my ugliness, and I laughed at their correctness.

As long as there is an express on the way, I feel this life is still hopeful.

All roads lead to Rome, but some people were born in Rome

Give up this word, it is easier to say, but easier to do.

Tetris teaches us that if you get along with others, you will disappear.

Whenever I take a brave step, God will timely and generously pave the way for me to go downhill.

I was poor, so the National Day at home, to avoid a festival.

All those who complain about social injustice and system can only be translated into one sentence: please give me money, women and social status.

Laughing girls always have more crow's feet than others.

I know that haste makes waste. I can't eat hot tofu in a hurry. How can you say I have procrastination?

I'm not Zhuge Liang, and I don't have a straw boat, but why do you keep coming to me?

Every time I look at the poor travel log, I feel that if I am poor, I should not go out to surf.

When you lose weight, you will find that your ugliness has nothing to do with losing weight.

Opportunities are reserved for those who are prepared. Those who have no opportunities should not prepare blindly.

There are two kinds of results when a woman is forced to kiss to express her feelings, one is "pa pa pa", the other is "pa pa pa". This is the gap between Loser and Gao Fushai.

Choice is more important than hard work, so I choose not to work hard.

Remember to smile at all times, it will make you look like a neurotic who can't be easily provoked.

You should be careful during the Spring Festival. After all, you have to kill pigs during the Spring Festival.

There was no chicken soup in the world. When the chicken died, it was made into chicken soup.

The best you can do is not as good as others.

When I think of you, my ugly face smiles.

Fortunately, you didn't wash your hair last year. Otherwise, you didn't even have oil in cooking this year.

One of the symptoms of mental collapse is to believe that your work is very important.

If you abandon yourself today, you will defeat you tomorrow.

Talking about money hurts feelings, talking about feelings hurts money.

Try to make friends with the students around you, so that you can spend less money.

Maybe sleep is the real form of human activity. No wonder I always can't wake up.

When you are too old to walk, I will use a wheelchair to push you to the square every day and let you watch me dance with other old men.

Nothing is difficult in the world, as long as you give up!

The worst is never just today, but also your future.

When I was young, I was taught not to spend money indiscriminately. When I grew up, I found out how to spend money indiscriminately without money at all?

I hate two kinds of people most when driving. One is the person who likes to jam, the other is the person who doesn't let me jam.

If you don't play with your mobile phone for a day, you won't die. Your life is still alive, but your soul is lost!

Heart is a great poet, but mouth is a poor editor.

It doesn't matter if you have tried hard and failed. It will be better if you try again.

If the word "give up" appears in your mind, you must firmly tell yourself that you have nothing, where can you give up?

He dreamed of walking around with his sword, but cancelled the original plan because he was too fat.

If you are lazy, you will lose because I am too lazy to compete with you.

Thank you. Every time I need you, I lose my chain.

If you go out, you will be fat sooner or later.

As long as there is an express on the way, I feel this life is still hopeful.

I don't swear because I have strong practical ability.

It's good of you to leave, otherwise I will always be careful and you will stay for dinner.

Don't worry, everything is the worst arrangement.

As long as you keep learning every day, the final victory must belong to the person who plays well in the examination room.

The world is so big, I want to see if there are plastic bottles.

Early to bed and early to rise is good for health, but late to bed and late to rise is really good for mood.

Fat people don't starve to death. Hungry people are also fat people.

I have reached the legal age for marriage. When I went to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get the certificate, did my wife bring it or wait for them to send it?

If you work harder, you will be able to move forward. Life is crazy.

Rich people get married, but poor people can only eat dirt.

When can I withdraw the money in my mind.

How worried can you be? It's like a group of eunuchs going to the brothel.

I don't know whether it is the love of others that is too easy or my own words are too hard.

Once I wanted to be a special person, but now I have succeeded. Now I am very sad and helpless.

If you lend money to your friend, he will surely remember you when he is short of money next time.

When you fall, there are thousands of people who can replace you.

As long as it is a stone, it will not shine anywhere.

There are more than eight or nine bad things in life.

Dogs are man's best friends. But dog's best friend is shit.

It's love at first sight. It's obviously because of color; Longevity is just a matter of weighing the advantages and disadvantages; Even the old age is due to habit.

Marriage is the reorganization of assets of two families.

Intermittent complacency, continuous mixed eating and death.

Time is a butcher's knife, but he has no way to get ugly people.

Work hard, every difficulty will overcome me.

Why do you want to sleep at school? Because school is where dreams begin.

All stories will have an end, only life with you.

Three views are useless. You have to rely on your five senses!

After exercise, you will be surprised to find that you just become strong from obesity.

Time has taught me that I don't have to wait for anyone except express delivery.

The only thing more terrible than loneliness is being known that you are lonely.

Maybe sleep is the real form of human activity. No wonder I always can't wake up.

The only one who can touch your whole body from top to bottom is the station security inspector.

If you go out, you will be fat sooner or later.

In this final exam, I will tell you how many people there are in our grade.

Seeing a fortune teller, he asked me as soon as I sat down. What are you?

Although I can't go on a trip, I have a physique of being fat.

Brother listened to my advice, and the game can be played again without it, and the daughter-in-law can play all the time without it.

I don't even know a few famous brands. Sometimes, I don't know that others are showing off their wealth.

Poverty is not a state, but a normal state.

How worried can you be? It's like a group of eunuchs going to the brothel.

Life begins to put pickled peppers on my chicken paws!

When others see you, they say you are a student, not because you look young, but because you wear dirt!

You are a yellow braised chicken, yellow, stuffy and garbage.

The cold of looking through the autumn water can never be compared to the cold of wearing pants.

People who have ulterior motives for you, after all, are also intentions.

I have never been to your city, but I have brushed your questions.

Others have more money than you and work harder than you, but you are more powerful. You own everything by your own imagination.

Don't think God is torturing you, but in fact, God doesn't care about you at all.

Opportunities are reserved for those who are prepared. Those who have no opportunities should not prepare blindly.

Love really needs courage to accept, no one loves again and again.

Welcome the God of Wealth on the fifth day of the first month. It's all about the rich. Go to bed.

I wish to win a common heart, so as not to make old blind dates.

After experiencing a lot of hardships, others are happy after suffering, but you have just come after suffering.

God closed the door for you, and then went to wash and sleep.

I will see the parents of the other party tomorrow. I'm so nervous. After all, I beat their children first.

I looked for her thousands of times. When I looked back, that person still ignored me.

The beautiful collarbone is the same, and the interesting belly is bouncing around.

I met you at the most beautiful age. I want to say that I was really unlucky!

I don't want to be the last one to let you down.

Some people appear in your life to tell you how deceitful you are!

Life is not only the immediate pressure, but also the disaster behind it.

Running freely with the wind is the direction, but I forget that my legs are short and have no strength.

Work, love and life are not smooth? Look in the mirror and you will understand many things.

Did I live for 16 years, or did I live for one day and repeat for 16 years?

If the world doesn't want you, you should remember that I still have you, and I don't want you either.

In fact, life ends after a certain node, and everyone is just waiting for the eggs.

It is better to be uniform in beauty than different in ugliness.

You don't have nothing, you are still sick!

I feel that the most affectionate gaze in my life has been given to mobile phones.

As long as I work hard, nothing is impossible for me.

Other people's money is outside my possession.

Empress Wu has proved that success has nothing to do with gender, and you have proved that success has nothing to do with you.

Once we had poetry and faraway, now we just want to buy a house.

Do you think he likes you because he likes you? It's just a slip of hand.

I'd rather not talk and look like a fool than open my mouth to prove that I am.

When life is too heavy for you to breathe, you must straighten your waist so that you will not look ugly when you are crushed to death.

Single hair loss and no money, running into the elderly.

Poverty is only temporary, as long as you work hard, you will find that you will gradually get used to it.

Even if the heavy rain overturns the whole city, the company still counts you as late.

Even if you fail 99 times, you should try again to round up an integer.

People often say, don't leave youth blank, so I blacken it!

The first thing is to sleep, stay up all night without rest and lose hair.

According to analysis, the root cause of extramarital love is marriage.

The non-toxic body carries the toxic vaccine. You taught me to be strong when I was young!

I usually talk to others to save face. If I hate you, I do it on purpose.

Failure is the mother of success, but failure is often infertility.

I am ugly because I want to reduce the image quality and improve the performance. Why is my life still so stuck?

I dreamed that I was taking a test, and then I woke up and found that I was really taking a test.

What are you kicking me for?

If you can't get rich overnight, you can do it for two nights, and I can do it for three nights.

The night lifted the wine, the wine lifted you, you lifted me, and we were poor.

Don't say you have nothing, you still have a debt.

If you can't compete with others, you can't compete with others. What can you do on Singles Day.

When comforting others, you should comfort yourself one set at a time. When comforting yourself, you just want to find a rope.

Hope is always here, and you miss it every moment.

I have never been to your city, but I have brushed your questions.

Please believe me, every word I say is nonsense!

Good looking skin bag reality split, interesting soul spirit derailment?.

It's not that others look down on you, but that others can't see you.

Stealing one person's idea is plagiarism, and stealing many people's idea is research.

Playing mahjong is three times short of one, and fighting landlords is two times short of one. Why do I still need one when I'm in love?

Eating food is generally kind-hearted, because I only want to eat every day and have no time to calculate others.

You just need to look at others, God has other plans for you.

Wearing white clothes to work does not mean that you can not take the blame.

If the world doesn't want you, you should remember that I still have you, and I don't want you either.

Yuelao, please lead the red line for me next time. Can you change it into steel wire? The old TM of the red line is broken.

If you know from afar that you are short of horsepower, you will see that people are ill advised over time.

I like small animals very much. In any case, I have them all at once.

If you work harder, you will get more blows.

If the world doesn't want you, remember to come to me. I know several traffickers.

If you don't do useless things, why should you spend your life?

The three steps of encountering difficulties, face it and deal with it, and abandon it.

The most romantic thing I can think of is eating with you, and then you pay.

You are not incompetent, you just have no right to choose.

Thought has given us too much freedom, and we are dragging thoughts down!

Although money is hard to earn, it is easy to spend.

Only when you ask for leave and deduct your salary can you feel your salary is high.

If you have a brain disease, you can be cured. How good you are! You have no brain.

You went home early these two days. Recently, you stole many pigs. I'm afraid you will have an accident.

If you look the same as the selfie, why don't you have a boyfriend.

One day you will meet a girl who doesn't want your house or your car, nor does she want you.

After everyone's patient persuasion, I finally accepted the fact that I was a fool.

It doesn't matter whether the twisted melon is sweet or not, as long as it can quench thirst.

Don't bother those who don't return your message for a long time each time. Just delete your friends.

The time is not to get up, but to see how long you can sleep.

Losing weight is a big thing. Let me have enough food first, and then make a good plan.

Birds of a feather flock together to get poor points, and the rich get married eventually.

I have an early heart, but my quilt and bed disagree.

Fat people don't starve to death. Hungry people are also fat people.

I have a strong desire to learn. Fortunately, my self-control is strong and I am under pressure.

You think your boyfriend is an ATM, but there are ten machines and nine and a half are deposit machines.

Many things in the world will eventually become better as time goes by. For example, your fat will eventually become fat.

People ask if you are in love? Just say no now. We can cover up the fact that we didn't have in the past.

Some people have worked hard all their lives, that is, from the fourth class to the third class.

I watched you step onto the stage with my own eyes. I don't know whether you are going to make a fool of yourself or not.

There are two tragedies in life, one is not getting what you want, the other is getting what you don't want.

I want to know you again, starting with your name. What's your name?

Snow White explained that no matter how nice the seven little losers are to her, they can't be as good as a kiss from Gao Fushuai.

Many times I felt I couldn't hold on, and then I gave up.

Once I wanted to be a special person, but now I have succeeded. Now I am very sad and helpless.

When can I withdraw the money in my mind.

No one can make you give up your dream. If you try it yourself, you will give up.

If you don't marry and I don't marry ten years later, that's too sad!

No, you can't. Only you can't

Talking about money hurts feelings, talking about feelings hurts money.

Gold always shines, but you are just fat.

Now the tears are all the water in my head.

The end of failure is despair, and the end of effort is overwork.

To be fully prepared is to avoid opportunities when they come.

Good looking skin bag reality split, interesting soul spirit derailment?.

I was poor before I was 38, but I will get used to it later!

If you don't play with your mobile phone for a day, you won't die. Your life is still alive, but your soul is lost!

In fact, you are not useless. At least in summer, you can feed mosquitoes.

Please cherish the person who treats you well, or you will not know when to meet another blind person when you miss it.

Some things or people can't be solved with money. You have to have a lot of money.

I hate one word most in my life! Especially when you can't do the questions.

We have an unprecedented understanding, and suddenly you ignore me and I ignore you.

Who said you don't have true love? Worries are with you.

It is not terrible to be poor. What is terrible is that I am the poorest person.

Buy a globe on holiday. You can not only see the world but also turn around it.

Money is not everything, but money can really do what you want.

There is a lot of rain these two days. If it rains, remember to take an umbrella, or your head will get water easily.

The biggest advantage of blind date is that if the marriage goes wrong in the future, you can shift the responsibility to the matchmaker.

What do you want to take away from your alma mater? What I want to take away from my alma mater is my tuition.

If you like a person, you should confess. What if it becomes a spare tire?

Most people lie for the first time in life, starting from writing a composition.

If there is no pursuit in life, then how easy it should be

Most people lie for the first time in life, starting from writing a composition.

If marriage is the tomb of love, the annual celebration of the anniversary of marriage is a tomb sweeping.

Those who don't make money say they are starting a business.

Thin people can wear clothes out of stories, fat people can only wear accidents.

Don't always be so narcissistic. Beautiful women look at you more because you are so ugly.

It is not terrible to be poor. What is terrible is that I am the poorest person.

The broadest in the world is the sea, the sky is wider than the sea, and the examination scope is wider than the sky.

You can't wake someone who doesn't return your message, but red envelopes can.

From today on, I will be tortured by three aunts and eight aunts.

Until now, the only thing that can be taken up and put down is chopsticks.

Rich people are worried about too much tax, and you will only feel that you don't have enough sleep!

We are good friends. If you fall down, I will help you up, but wait until I finish laughing.

Paying will pay off. For example, double the extravagance and double the disappointment.

If you help a friend who needs money badly, he will surely remember you when he needs money next time.

When I am angry, you must coax me and buy me food. I'll kill you when I'm full.

Love you is not two or three days, but a day without love.

Some things or people can't be solved with money. You have to have a lot of money.

The only way to relieve worries is to become rich.

The three steps of encountering difficulties, face it and deal with it, and abandon it.

Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately, it killed all the students in the end.

Generally, there is no love around the corner, only beggars.

Others are just playing fat, while you are ugly and serious.

Can you find someone to drink snowflakes with you, without saying that no one will accompany you to the end of the world?

When I eat dirt, I feel that beggars are happier than me.

Dogs are man's best friends. But dog's best friend is shit.

Death is not terrible, but the fear is that you can no longer live.

This life is so hard. Don't fight too hard. The next life will be even harder.

You can either work very hard or be very smart to barely live a mediocre life.

No matter what kind of alienation we become, a red envelope can return to the original.

If you look the same as the selfie, why don't you have a boyfriend.

You'd better not keep me in mind. I don't like places with many people.

What is terrible is not that others fool you today, but that they forget you.

Although life is rough, I never yield to fate! I usually bend my knees directly, Orz.

If I have something that you don't like, please overcome it yourself.

Early to bed and early to rise is good for health, but late to bed and late to rise is really good for mood.

When others pick up girls after work, you meet them after work.

If others play pig and eat tiger, you can only play pig.

Everyone wants to go to heaven, but no one wants to die.

In fact, life ends after a certain node, and everyone is just waiting for the eggs.

The first thing is to sleep, stay up all night without rest and lose hair.

When I am angry, you must coax me and buy me food. I'll kill you when I'm full.

Talking about money hurts feelings, talking about feelings hurts money.

At this age, I can sing in your ears. If I like your body, I will give you bags. Only mosquitoes are left.

Welcome the God of Wealth on the fifth day of the first month. It's all about the rich. Go to bed.

Others care about whether you fly high or tired, but I only care about whether your wings are delicious?

Although I am ugly, I can be ugly and beautiful if I buy beautiful clothes.

As long as I work hard, nothing is impossible for me.

The real food can be regarded as moon cakes.

Some people are beautiful, some people are ugly, and you are so ugly.

With a lofty ambition, you can't bind a chicken with your hands.

Life is short, and I'm fucking lazy.

With a lofty ambition, you can't bind a chicken with your hands.

Nothing can defeat you, because you have never succeeded.

Many things in the world will eventually become better as time goes by. For example, your fat will eventually become fat.

As long as I eat fast enough, I will never catch up with my weight!

When the boss uses you, you are a talent. When you are not used, you become a layoff!

Failure is the mother of success, but it is a pity that success is unrecognizable.

Never abandon yourself. Once you start to give up, you will find that you are very happy

I'm not short, I'm just far from the sky.

You don't have nothing, you are still sick!

After years of hard work, although there is no gain, you are in debt!

If you don't force yourself, you don't know what despair is.

Who said you don't have true love? Worries are with you.

When a relative asked me about my grades, I asked him about his year-end bonus.

Who says you don't like sports? You can not only play football, but also play very well.

Every man dies, either lighter or heavier than a feather.

Even if it is salted fish, you are not the saltiest one.

It's said that since you got neurotic, the whole person has become more energetic.

Don't talk about leaving everything to time. Time is too lazy to clean up your mess.

We are good friends. If you fall down, I will help you up, but wait until I finish laughing.

The rich can choose to keep a low profile, while you can only keep a low profile.

Empress Wu has proved that success has nothing to do with gender, and you have proved that success has nothing to do with you.

You can't do two points, neither can you do this, nor can you do that.

I knew that time would smooth my edges and corners, but I didn't expect that it was to rub me on the ground.

Why do parents only look at scores? crap! Can they understand the subject?

You are very creative and courageous.

If you don't leave, I will die.

Nothing is difficult in the world, as long as you give up!

You don't know how to arrange your life. There will be many people who will help you arrange what they need you to do.

Even if it is Belive, there is a lie hidden in the middle.

You must laugh, or you won't know how many crow's feet you have.

There was a period of love, called love for oneself.

Don't ask me what I have. Tell me what you want first, and then why you need it.

We work very hard to live like ordinary people.

In fact, you are not useless. At least in summer, you can feed mosquitoes.

All those who complain about social injustice and system can only be translated into one sentence: please give me money, women and social status.

Edison searched for the filament thousands of times to make you a durable light bulb.

People ask if you are in love? As long as there is no such thing now, it can cover up the fact that there was no such thing in the past.

I used to go to school to make money, but now I work to make money.

I see two things in your eyes, one is sincerity, and the other is eyedropsy.

Your present life may not be what you want, but it is definitely your own.

Can you find someone to drink snowflakes with you, without saying that no one will accompany you to the end of the world?

It doesn't matter that you are short and poor now. You should believe that one day you will become short and poor

Don't bother those who don't return your message for a long time each time. Just delete your friends.

If two people quarrel, beating him can't solve the problem, but it can relieve anger.

You say you are ugly. I think you are not only ugly, but also telling the truth.

God has closed a door for you, and will add anti-theft locks and large bolts to it.

If you really want to do something well, the world will stand in your way.

I don't know that firewood and rice are expensive if I'm not in charge, and I don't know I'm fat if I don't take photos.

Insomnia and sleeplessness may be because your mobile phone still has electricity.

Difficulties are like springs. If you are weak, they will be strong. If you are strong, they will be stronger.

Just because I looked at you more in the crowd, you thought I would sit on your motorcycle.

When you fall, there are thousands of people who can replace you.

God didn't give me any great responsibility, so it still hurts my mind and bones.

The past can't be looked back, because you have no past that you can look back on.

Everyone else's girlfriend will be angry, but your girlfriend is still inflating.

Don't wait until tomorrow to hand in the job, and then find an excuse. Today, find a good one.

It's not that others look down on you, but that others can't see you.

Where there is plenty of grass in the horizon, they all grow in other people's homes.

Age is not a problem, height is not a distance, who likes you without money?

The only one who can touch your whole body from top to bottom is the station security inspector.

It's not that others look down on you, but that others can't see you.

Nothing can defeat you, because you have never succeeded.

You say you are ugly. I think you are not only ugly, but also telling the truth.

Learning without thinking is labor lost; thinking without learning is perilous. Don't think or learn online loan.

The salted fish turns over to get a thorough sun. You turn over because your hands are numb.

You are a serious person. You help others conscientiously and try all the mistakes.

Maybe fate is holding your throat, just let you eat less.

In the past, I wanted to celebrate the New Year in a lively way, but now I want to be quiet.

Opportunities are reserved for those who are prepared. Those who have no opportunities should not prepare blindly.

If a person is good, he can do every line, every line, every line.

Intermittent reform, continuous mixed eating and death.

Every day, I think about a question diligently. How can I get something without work?

No, there are only endless obstacles.

It is really miserable to be lazy and have goals.

There is no unprovoked love, no unprovoked hate in the world, but TM has unprovoked fat!

I see two things in your eyes, one is sincerity, and the other is eyedropsy.

We should help when we have difficulties. If we have no difficulties, we should help when we create difficulties.

How touching it was at the beginning, there will be more than ten thousand disasters later.

The biggest advantage of blind date is that if the marriage goes wrong in the future, you can shift the responsibility to the matchmaker.

What do you want to take away from your alma mater? What I want to take away from my alma mater is my tuition.

Are you good at any sports? "Escape from reality".

I am ugly because I want to reduce the image quality and improve the performance. Why is my life still so stuck?

Soul chicken soup is a small dish for people who are used to eating abalone, shark's fin and belly. Does the loser think that drinking a bowl of chicken soup will improve nutrition in an all-round way?

If you don't smile, you will be lucky!

Even if you fail 99 times, you should try again to round up an integer.

A girl asked me to borrow money for cosmetic surgery, which was very successful. I didn't recognize who asked me to borrow the money again.

Twenty years ago, stupid children who ate raccoons and didn't collect all the cards still couldn't collect all the five blessings.

In fact, you are not ugly, but you are not obviously beautiful.

People are not boring, but lazy to be interesting to you.

The life span of mobile phones is 1/20 of that of human beings. Please put aside the chores around you and accompany it well!

Fortunately, you didn't wash your hair last year. Otherwise, you didn't even have oil in cooking this year.

Life is still interesting. After all, every day I want to die for different reasons.

If you work hard enough for a long time, you can fail more thoroughly.

I finally got used to my appearance, cut my hair and changed my ugly way.

You can't even sleep well. Do you want to sleep with others?

I had schizophrenia, but now we have recovered.

The world is so big that I want to see it. How far can you go with such a small wallet?

Before he had time to flirt, he was pulled out.

If it can't be amazing, then it's so ugly!

There is less friendship and more reciprocity.

We work very hard to live like ordinary people.

If you like a person, you should confess. What if it becomes a spare tire?

When you lose weight, you will find that your ugliness has nothing to do with losing weight.

Don't bow your head, your chin will show.

Others use brand-name bags, while you can only use facial expression bags.

Whether you are two or no two, two is there, no three no four.

When I am angry, you must coax me and buy me food. I'll kill you when I'm full.

When I woke up in the morning, I thought I had grown up. It turned out that the quilt was covered

No one in the world can live without anyone. Even a fish can be roasted without water.

Life is short, and I'm fucking lazy.

When you feel uncomfortable, touch your chest and tell yourself that you are a man and should be strong.

What's wrong with you? You have to get sick in bed!

When quarreling with an object, don't investigate the cause of the quarrel first, but find out how he is emboldened.

Spring Festival holiday starts from skipping brunch.

How can you look like a QR code? If you don't scan it, you don't know what you are!

Without you, the world will not turn. It will only turn faster and faster. After all, it is much lighter.

Even if you sleep late, the person who will not find you will not find you!

The world laughs at my madness. I laugh at how quickly the world can see it.

Don't be too confident. You may trust the wrong person.

If there is no accident on Valentine's Day, you can live alone. If there is an accident, you can live in the hospital.

There is neither the face that makes people fall in love at first sight, nor the money that makes people love for a long time.

One day you will meet a girl who doesn't want your house or your car, nor does she want you.

Don't say it's love at first sight, but it's just love at first sight.

When the salted fish has a dream, it will become a salted fish with a dream.

Not because I'm cold, but because my hands are cold.

After working hard for so long, if there is any talent, there should be some signs of success.

Once some people miss it, thank goodness.

Why do parents only look at scores? crap! Can they understand the subject?

If we don't owe each other, how can we meet again.

You are sleepy every day because you are trapped by life.

If you can't bear it, you can bear it again.

You are a yellow braised chicken, yellow, stuffy and garbage.

When you lose motivation to work, look at your bank card balance. Then you will find that work is useless.

What good habits have you adhered to in order to become beautiful? Insist on beauty.

You can't buy happiness with money, because you have no money at all.

The beautiful leather bags are the same, and the interesting soul weighs more than 200 kg.

When I was young, I thought money was everything, but now I know it when I am old.

Most of the time, it is not work that consumes energy, but the people we meet at work.

Don't always open your heart and lungs to others. Some people don't eat viscera.

It will take you 3 hours to get up and do what you can do in 3 minutes.

Where there is plenty of grass in the horizon, they all grow in other people's homes.

Age is not a problem, height is not a distance, who likes you without money?

I am ugly because I want to reduce the image quality and improve the performance. Why is my life still so stuck?

When you meet someone you like, you should pursue them bravely, so that you can know that there is more than one person who rejects you.

Life will not abandon you, but it will not let you go.

The Spring Festival holiday is coming to an end. It's time to take heart and prepare for the May Day holiday.

If there is no accident on Valentine's Day, you can live alone. If there is an accident, you can live in the hospital.

If life deceives you, don't worry - take out your beauty camera to cheat life.

I have reached the legal age for marriage. When I went to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get the certificate, did my wife bring it or wait for them to send it?

If you think you are busy every day, it must be your illusion. Dogs must be less busy than you.

Don't panic to accept failure, but feel it slowly.

Nothing can knock people down at once, as long as you are strong enough, it will continue to knock you down!

You can't wake someone who doesn't return your message, but red envelopes can.

Don't give up your dream, keep sleeping!

Since childhood, I like to stand on my own, for example, relying on my own skill list.

Poverty is not a state, but a normal state.

If you are not happy with your money, you are spending it in the wrong way.

Boy, what's wrong with being poor? If you are poor, you should also stand up and show others that you are not only poor, but also short.

It's said that money is a bastard, but it's really beautiful.

There is no cold person at all. It's not you who is warm!

The reason why you drink chicken soup is that the meat is eaten up by others.

I'm not afraid to become a person I hate. I'm afraid I can't live up to them.

Life will not abandon you, but it will not let you go.

If time can go back, it must be that you are dreaming.

If you show respect to others, they will advance further.

Ten out of ten are unhappy in life!

Empress Wu has proved that success has nothing to do with gender, and you have proved that success has nothing to do with you.

With you all the way, I am willing to suffer a little, and I will not talk about suffering a lot.

It is not shameful to sell one's soul and principles. It is shameful to fail to sell at a good price.

I don't want to ask you for advice for the rest of my life.

Buy a globe on holiday. You can not only see the world but also turn around it.

Xiaoming was kept in the dark by his parents for a long time, leading to suffocation and death.

Every time I cram temporarily, the Buddha always gives me a kick.

It doesn't matter if you can't lose weight after a week of exercise, because you can't lose weight after ten weeks of exercise.

I heard you had a bad time. I squatted at the door and laughed all day.

No matter how hard you are, you can't be poor. No matter how poor you are, you will be very poor.

Staying up late is bad for your health. It is recommended to stay up all night.

Everyone thinks I have no friends. In fact, I really have no friends.

It's good of you to leave. Otherwise, I always worry that you will stay for dinner.

Hope is fire, disappointment is smoke, life is smoke while making fire.

Why do Chinese people have to choose a good day to get married? Because after getting married, there will be no good life!

The picture of my wife in my wallet is to remind myself how to lose the money in my wallet.

I usually talk to others to save face. If I hate you, I do it on purpose.

Don't think you are abandoned by the world, but the world has no time to answer you.

Three views are useless. You have to rely on your five senses!

If you don't get crazy, you will get old faster.

Life will make you suffer for a while. After you get used to it, it will make you suffer for a lifetime.

Don't say you are a single dog. In fact, you may not be as good as a dog

Nothing is happier than sleeping late, except getting up late.

I have a dream, just a dream.

Tell me when you have no money, let me know that I am not the only one who has no money.

It is really miserable to be lazy and have goals.

It doesn't matter if you have tried hard and failed. It will be better if you try again.

The three steps of encountering difficulties, face it and deal with it, and abandon it.

With my qualifications and diploma, I will sweep the streets of this city in the future.

I don't want to be the last one to let you down.

Some people appear in your life to tell you how deceitful you are!

Time is money. Am I wasting time? No, I'm just showing off my wealth!

He likes your plain face, which must be beautiful.

Life is not only about the present, but also about the poems that can't be read and the distance that can't be reached.

The man riding a white horse may not be a prince, but a monk from the Tang Dynasty!

I used to buy lottery tickets every day, but one day, I can't even afford to buy lottery tickets.

It doesn't matter if you are bitter now. As long as you are alive, something good will happen to others.

Now the tears are all the water in my head.

I find that I can coax girls to sleep. As soon as I send a message, the girl will say I am going to sleep.

When I was young, I thought money was everything, but now I know it when I am old.

The right ear should be used when listening to the results, because the left ear is close to the heart, which may lead to sudden death.

I know that haste makes waste. I can't eat hot tofu in a hurry. How can you say I have procrastination?

The end of failure is despair, and the end of effort is overwork.

Don't say you are a single dog. In fact, you may not be as good as a dog

People are not boring, but lazy to be interesting to you.

Difficulties may be late, but never absent.

What can you do to lower your dignity? Copy homework.

This year is the worst year in the past decade. The good news is that this year is the best year in the next decade.

You'd better not keep me in mind. I don't like places with many people.

The premise of being cute is cute, not stupid.

The loss of traditional culture is serious. Ancient women can make poems right, but modern women can only make mistakes if they fail.

There is no hope to be a good man, but a bad man is not good at it.

Intermittent reform, continuous mixed eating and death.

Putting autumn clothes into trousers and trousers into cotton socks is the minimum respect for winter.

Did I live for 16 years, or did I live for one day and repeat for 16 years?

If you have a rough life in the first half of your life, don't worry too much. You will adapt in the second half of your life.

No, there are only endless obstacles.

When you doubt life, in fact, this is your life.

Your present life may not be what you want, but it is definitely your own.

Spring Festival holiday starts from skipping brunch.

If you work harder, you will get more blows.

Those who look good may not be good people, but may be fraud groups.

I watched you step onto the stage with my own eyes. I don't know whether you are going to make a fool of yourself or not.

Sleep until your hand cramps, count your money until you wake up naturally.

Even if the heavy rain overturns the whole city, the company still counts you as late.

How good are you with your best friend? I was the first person who came off the line when he entered MLM.

In fact, you are not ugly, but you are not obviously beautiful.

Although others seem to have been plain sailing, they are actually plain sailing behind their backs.

Many times, optimistic attitude and nice words can't help you.

The first thing is to sleep, stay up all night without rest and lose hair.

What are you kicking me for?

Although you learn slowly, you give up quickly.

If you don't give up one second, you will be even more desperate next time.

Don't always scold others, you are not as good as them.

If I didn't have the ability to comfort myself, I really couldn't live now.

If you look the same as the selfie, why don't you have a boyfriend.

You are not incompetent, you just have no right to choose.

Say "You are great" to the mirror every day. Soon, the mirror will become a great mirror.

The right ear should be used when listening to the results, because the left ear is close to the heart, which may lead to sudden death.

I think there must be many people who love me secretly, because no one has spoken to me for so many years!

Women who are happy with themselves are tolerant, men who are happy with themselves are poor!

For you, removing makeup is also called money laundering.

When you play with your mobile phone for a long time, you should rest your eyes and look out of the window to think about why you are so poor.

I wanted to enjoy life, but I found it difficult to survive.

The night lifted the wine, the wine lifted you, you lifted me, and we were poor.

You are just a sugar cane man. It's sweet at the beginning, but it's full of slag in the back.

Opportunities are always left to those who have the heart and face.

Becoming famous is like farting. It's not enough to make a noise, but it will be a long time.

If you still persist, you are not desperate enough.

Although I am ugly, I can be ugly and beautiful if I buy beautiful clothes.

After years of hard work, although there is no gain, you are in debt!

People's hearts are weak, so don't be tough without strength!

No one in the world can live without anyone. Even a fish can be roasted without water.

Everyone wants to save the world, but no one helps his mother wash the dishes.

How touching it was at the beginning, there will be more than ten thousand disasters later.

There are two kinds of results when a woman is forced to kiss to express her feelings, one is "pa pa pa", the other is "pa pa pa". This is the gap between Loser and Gao Fushai.

Give up this word, it is easier to say, but easier to do.

Nothing in the world is difficult except for the rich. Birds of a feather flock together to get rich.

I finally got used to my appearance, cut my hair and changed my ugly way.

When you know where you are going, the whole world is blocking you up.

The stupidest thing I ever did as a child may be looking forward to growing up.

Why do Chinese people have to choose a good day to get married? Because after getting married, there will be no good life!

For you, removing makeup is also called money laundering.

My social phobia mainly comes from low income.

I knew that time would smooth my edges and corners, but I didn't expect that it was to rub me on the ground.

If you still persist, you are not desperate enough.

It's not shameful to sell your soul. What's shameful is that you didn't get a good price.

Don't be depressed anymore, kid. You should be as lively and cheerful as a psychopath.

Sometimes you feel like an SB. Don't lose heart. At least you feel right.

When I was young, I often thought about whether I would go to Beijing University or Tsinghua University when I grew up. Now I think about it.

When I think of you, my ugly face smiles.

Every time I look at the poor travel log, I feel that if I am poor, I should not go out to surf.

Failure is the mother of success, but failure is often infertility.

People fall in love by looking romantic and burning money, while you are blind by the other person.

Your sister is a good girl and has shared a lot for your mother.

All your sadness comes from your balance.

When you need help most, only ghosts will help you.

I made a plan for the holiday, and only finished P after half the summer vacation because of the lan.

If you can't bear it, you can bear it again.

You will never know which of your friends will become the next WeChat business.

Far away, in addition to the unknown, there is despair.

Nostalgia is a small ticket. I am here and the scalper is there.

Although life is rough, I never yield to fate! I usually bend my knees directly, Orz.

When I was young, I often thought about whether I would go to Beijing University or Tsinghua University when I grew up. Now I think about it.

Empress Wu has proved that success has nothing to do with gender, and you have proved that success has nothing to do with you.

Don't say you are a single dog. In fact, you may not be as good as a dog

Doing the political examination paper is the time I lied most in my life.

Pretending to be forced is just an instant, and shameless is eternal.

I picked up a magic lamp and wished I could find my girlfriend before I died. As a result, I got eternal life!

If you can't compete with others, you can't compete with others. What can you do on Singles Day.

Don't be depressed anymore, kid. You should be as lively and cheerful as a psychopath.

Life is short, and I'm fucking lazy.

Once some people miss it, thank goodness.

It's not my fault that I'm ugly, but I'm in a hurry when I land.

If Cinderella's shoes fit, they would not fall off. If the prince really loved Cinderella, he would not even know the girl who had danced with him all night.

Try to understand the people you hate, and you will find that the more you look at them, the more annoying they are.

Age is not a problem, height is not a distance, who likes you without money?

You don't have nothing, you are still sick!

I don't even know a few famous brands. Sometimes, I don't know that others are showing off their wealth.

No one laughs at your dreams, they just laugh at your strength.

When you see me staring at you all the way, don't think I'm interested in you. I really can't see who you are.

If you are willing to peel off my heart layer by layer, you will find that I am lacking in heart.

The broadest in the world is the sea, the sky is wider than the sea, and the examination scope is wider than the sky.

I am a fish with pickled cabbage, which is both sour and vegetable.

Others care about whether you fly high or tired, but I only care about whether your wings are delicious?

There will be many unexpected things in the world. For example, you think I will give an example.

Everyone praises me for being virtuous, and I can do nothing at leisure.

Finally, he won 5 million yuan. When he cashed in, he woke up with a smile.

The rich can choose to keep a low profile, while you can only keep a low profile.

They are also salty fish. Why can others turn over while you are stuck in the pan?

You give grass a little love, grass also gives you a green!

We are good friends. If you fall down, I will help you up, but wait until I finish laughing.

The female ticket suddenly became thinner, most of which were air leaks.

You still have to have dreams. Otherwise, when you drink too much, what do you talk to people about?

Why are people called human beings? Because people are tired when they are alive.

The beautiful collarbone is the same, and the interesting belly is bouncing around.

You think you are a worm that can turn into a butterfly, but you are just a maggot.

It is not terrible to be poor. What is terrible is that I am the poorest person.

When you lose motivation to work, look at your bank card balance. Then you will find that work is useless.

Everyone praises me for being virtuous, and I can do nothing at leisure.

I am born to be useful. The premise is that you must be born.

Distance produces not beauty, but a third party.

Where there is plenty of grass in the horizon, they all grow in other people's homes.

What is the biggest disgrace in life? I failed the exam after cheating.

In winter, places outside the bed are far away, places out of reach are from other places, and going to the toilet is a business trip.

If you don't get crazy, you will get old faster.

From small to large, the only constant is a heart that does not miss books.

The only fair thing in the world is that we will all die.

Intermittent complacency, continuous mixed eating and death.

Once some people miss it, thank goodness.

It's better to have a high vision when looking for a partner. You have to find an excuse because no one likes you.

You can be as lazy as a pig, but not as lazy as a pig.

What do you like about me? I like you to stay away from me.

Life is like a tea table with cups on it.

Only when you eat bitterly can you know how hard it is.

In fact, what you hate is not square dancing, but square dancing aunts.

If you go out, you will be fat sooner or later.

Seeing a fortune teller, he asked me as soon as I sat down. What are you?

You say you are ugly. I think you are not only ugly, but also telling the truth.

Even if you sleep late, the person who will not find you will not find you!

Do you know why beauties are so unlucky since ancient times? Because nobody cares how long an ugly person lives.

It doesn't matter if you are bitter now. As long as you are alive, something good will happen to others.

I never bullied the weak. Before I bullied him, I didn't know he was weaker than me.

You can't even sleep well. Do you want to sleep with others?

Don't care too much about the eyes of others, because no one will pay attention to you.

No matter how good your makeup is, it can't cover your ugly after removing it.

The world is so big, I feel so unlucky to know you.

People have been looking for success all their lives, but more often, what they find is success!

Although my money didn't come from the gale, it seems to have been blown away by the gale.

I examine myself three times a day. I have no money, no car, no house.

It's said that the Ghost Gate is about to open in July. You are not alone at all.

Your lover is an unparalleled hero. He rides colorful auspicious clouds to eat chicken in Internet cafes every day.

People who are better than you are still working hard. What's the use of your efforts?

There is only one life, but there is more than one fatal thing.

When you need help most, only ghosts will help you.

It doesn't matter if you fail in the college entrance examination. There will be more failures waiting for you in the future.

The beautiful collarbone is the same, and the interesting belly is bouncing around.

Don't bow your head, your chin will show.

Soul chicken soup is a small dish for people who are used to eating abalone, shark's fin and belly. Does the loser think that drinking a bowl of chicken soup will improve nutrition in an all-round way?

Occasionally, I still have to go out for a walk to know how comfortable I am in bed.

I met you at the most beautiful age. I want to say that I was really unlucky!

I never bullied the weak. Before I bullied him, I didn't know he was weaker than me.

Of course, money can't buy you happiness, but money will make you happy.

There are no unsolvable problems, but there are unsolvable problems.

When quarreling with an object, don't investigate the cause of the quarrel first, but find out how he is emboldened.

When doing things, you must consider others' feelings and never make them too happy.

Birds of a feather flock together to get poor points, and the rich get married eventually.

Although I am indifferent to you at ordinary times, I actually said a lot of bad things about you behind my back.

After living for so many years, I found that the only thing I can stick to is charging my mobile phone every day.

It is said that falling in love will affect learning. Does learning not affect falling in love?

Dreams still have to be there, in case of ghosts?

It's said that money is a bastard, but it's really beautiful.

Since ancient times, deep love has always been popular.

What is more lonely than eating hot pot alone is that you can't afford to eat hot pot alone.

If one day you find yourself getting rich overnight, slap yourself. Wake up and don't be late for work.

Other people's money is outside my possession.

Enter the elder friend circle to learn the latest rumors.

When you lose motivation to work, look at your bank card balance. Then you will find that work is useless.

Come on, boys! As long as you work hard, your boss will succeed.

You must persist in doing anything, and you will always see the day of failure.

Just because I looked at you more in the crowd, you thought I would sit on your motorcycle.

Intermittent complacency, continuous mixed eating and death.

There is no indecision, not because of counseling.

I always thought that I would step back, but I didn't expect to fall down.

When God closes a door for you, he will also close the window for you.

Many times I felt I couldn't hold on, and then I gave up.

If the deposit is negative, the house is rented, there is a bicycle, and it is shared.

Sleep more if you want to be beautiful, and feel beautiful when you are sleepy.

It's a fine day today. I've stayed in my room for a long time. I'm going to the living room to relax.

At least in the summer, you are half as rich as you can be.

I made a plan for the holiday, and only finished P after half the summer vacation because of the lan.

When I was young, I was taught not to spend money indiscriminately. When I grew up, I found out how to spend money indiscriminately without money at all?

Time has taught me that I don't have to wait for anyone except express delivery.

Not because I'm cold, but because my hands are cold.

What is the most crowded bus you have ever taken? Just passing by, I was crowded into the car.

Some things are not a knot, but a scar.

Don't complain about the lack of power when your mobile phone is not used very much. You are not the same. You are tired without doing anything.

Before he had time to flirt, he was pulled out.

Live a good life. Every day will bring a new blow.

Watching the gallop that splashed me away, the labor thought that when I got rich, I would buy a raincoat.

Are you afraid of being laughed at if you don't look good? Don't worry, it's the same with good clothes.

If eating fish can boost your brain, you should eat at least one whale.

It's good of you to leave, otherwise I will always be careful and you will stay for dinner.

Dreams still have to be there, in case of ghosts?

If one day I disappear, even if my friends and lovers will not find me, the bank will also find me crazily.

Sir, the money on your card is not enough

Can your play be less like your money?

The purpose of putting mirrors in the school building is to let you know that people who are ugly should read more.

When you think you can't do it, just walk on the street, so you are a pedestrian.

Only when there is a long line at the station can you really realize that you are the descendant of the dragon.

The reality is that you have been shot dead on the beach before the front wave started.

It's not that others look down on you, but that others can't see you.

Look in the mirror more often, and you will understand the reasons for many things.

Don't care about the current low. There is still a long way to go in the future.

Don't bow your head and your cuckold will fall off. Don't cry and Lao Wang will laugh.

I also want to be an elegant lady. It is life that has forced my mother into a shrew.

You can rely on your face, but you rely on your talent. This is the difference between you and Mingming.

People who have ulterior motives for you, after all, are also intentions.

If you can't bear it, you can bear it again.

Life begins to put pickled peppers on my chicken paws!

Once a dreamer, now there is no dream, only homesick.