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Looking at his back, he bewildered thousands of troops and turned his head to frighten back a hundred thousand masters.

From a distance to see long hair floating, close to a look at Tiger's back and bear, turn around to see lying trough black mountain old demon.

Life is not like this or that. In short, it won't be what you think.

The way you try to talk to him is like a shopping guide in the mall.

Everyone who shakes his legs has a sewing machine in his heart.

Today is new year's Eve, come here and give you a piece of your favorite swan meat.

Up to now, only chopsticks can be taken up and put down.

I don't know the price of firewood and rice if I'm not in charge. I don't know how fat I am if I don't take pictures.

Even believe has a lie in the middle.

All roads lead to Rome, and each has a toll gate.

You must dare to love and hate, to find your love and hate, others really don't care.

Your dad has to work hard to make you look effortless.

Failure is the mother of success, but often failure is infertility.

Tell me when you don't have money. Let me know that I'm not the only one.

You are not walking on the road of Niu B, but you are still walking on the road of pretending to be forced.

Appearance doesn't matter. Love is about feeling, but people don't feel ugly.

Hope is fire, disappointment is smoke, life is smoke while making fire.

You're creative and you live with courage.

I used to think that people who depend on relationships must be very incompetent. After contacting them, I found that they were all better than me.

Always repeating, especially mistakes!

In a taxi crazy fart, can greatly reduce the probability of the driver taking you detour.

When you see me staring at you all the way, don't think I'm interested in you. I really can't see who you are.

When you know where you're going, the whole world is blocking you.

God is fair, he gave you a ugly face, will certainly give you a poor family.

You can eat by your face, but you depend on your talent. This is the gap between you and Mingming.

I lie in bed looking at the ceiling, thinking about the ceiling where I work, just someone else's floor.

Don't put yourself too high, or you won't get down.

There is no obstacle in life, only one ridge after another.

Edison searched for the filament a thousand times to make you a durable light bulb.

The world laughs at me for being crazy. I laugh at how quickly the world can see it.

There is a strong desire to learn, fortunately I have strong self-control, pressure down.

Go and work hard to prove that your IQ is low.

What's wrong with being ugly? I can't see it myself. It's you who are disgusting!

You're nothing, but one thing you do really well is daydreaming.

The same is salted fish, why can others turn over, but you stick to the pot?

The only way to solve the problem is to become rich.

It's said that the ghost gate will open in July. You are not alone.

The one who looks good is called food, and the one who is not good-looking is called a bucket!

It's a long way to go. I'll go up and down and ask for help.

As long as I eat fast enough, I can't catch up with my weight!

360 lines, each line out of bug.

As the saying goes, a man without foresight must be rich.

It's a long way to go. I'll go up and down and ask for help.

The reason for being single is that acquaintances are not easy to start with and strangers are not easy to speak.

Only through hard work can we know that the gap in IQ is insurmountable.

Time is a butcher's knife, but he has no way to take ugly people.

In the past, I didn't know anything except reading, but now I know everything except reading.

I tried to be an interesting person, but then I deviated and became a teaser.

It's not that people look down on you, it's just that they can't see you.

I'm born to be useful if you're born with it.

He likes you to be plain and beautiful.

Are you in love? Let's just say there's no such thing. You can cleverly cover up facts that didn't exist in the past.

Show the best show at noon, because sooner or later there will be retribution.

There is no end to learning.

After everyone's patient persuasion, I finally accepted the fact that I was a fool.

Wearing white clothes to work doesn't mean you don't have to carry the black pot.

If you like, layer by layer to strip my heart, you will find that I lack of heart.

What can be solved with money is not a problem, but how to have money is your biggest problem.

They said the network was fake, and I laughed, as if the reality was real.

If one day I disappear, even if my friends and lovers won't look for me, the bank will go crazy for me.

Most afraid of your life mediocrity, but also comfort themselves that ordinary valuable.

Let hard work become a habit, water the future with sweat, and then dehydrate to death.

Because I'm poor, I dare not even care about you. I'm afraid you'd better make a huge sum of money.

The rich get married in the end, and those without money can only eat the soil.

No one in the world can't live without anyone. Even a fish can be roasted without water.

People often say, do not leave youth blank, so I blacken it!

Don't say you're a single dog. Dogs are dead at your age.

There is no ridge that can not be turned over in life, only the ridge that can not be turned over.

You are the best! No, it's the fattest!

You're down. There are thousands of people who can replace you.

Life is like a phone call, either you hang up or I hang up first.

It's not hard to be a good man for a day, but a rich man for a lifetime.

Sir, you don't have enough money on this card

With lofty aspirations, one can not bind a chicken.

Go out and walk while you are young, or you won't know how wonderful it is to stay at home.

As long as I work hard, there's nothing I can't screw up.

Women conquer men with stockings, men conquer banks with stockings.

The corner will not meet love, only meet beggars.

Let it be is just another way of saying there is nothing to do.

If you can't get rich overnight, two nights is OK, and three nights is not enough for me.

It's a pity to know you in such a big world.

There is no wife in the cake, no cotton in the marshmallow, so there is no money in the purse.

A person's life, three days is doomed to seven by hard work, the remaining 90 by parents.

You've suffered the most serious injury in playing football. It's your girlfriend who comes to the court to feed water to your opponent!

Don't wait for tomorrow to hand in the work, and then find an excuse, today to find a good.

I have a dream, just a dream.

If you give up who you are today, you will beat you tomorrow.

Although you are single, you are fat as two.

Don't always feel lonely, look at the circle of fat on the belly, have never left it?

The disappointment has never failed me, every time I really let me down.

If you are lazy with me, you will lose because I am too lazy to compare with you.

Other people's money is my own property.

Forget the previous unhappy, because the future will be more unhappy.

Don't panic to accept failure, feel it slowly.

Heart piercing? It doesn't exist! Where is the heart?

Insomnia can't sleep, may be because your cell phone still has electricity.

If you have a loss, do not drink water, or you will become dirty.

Doing political papers is the time when I lie the most in my life.

Tetris teaches us that if you're gregarious, you'll disappear.

Knowledge gives you strength, ignorance gives you more powerful, fearless, and unpredictable power.

In the face of difficulties, if you persist for a while, you will get used to it.

To ask what money is in the world is a promise of life and death.

It's better to look for a partner. You have to make an excuse for no one likes you.

Sister, you take the bow, brother, I walk on the shore. Look, 99% of this sentence is sung.

If you are ugly, you should read more books, so that you can have money for cosmetic surgery.

The noise in the day is too noisy to wake up, and the night is too quiet to sleep.

Enter the circle of friends of senior citizens to learn about the latest rumors.

Since ancient times, deep love can not be retained, always routine win the hearts of the people.

The noise in the day is too noisy to wake up, and the night is too quiet to sleep.

After exercise, you will be surprised to find that you are just from fat to strong.

It doesn't matter if the melon is sweet or not, as long as it can quench your thirst.

God is full of wisdom to the world, but you have an umbrella.

Winter is good, when poor, there is northwest wind to drink.

Dogs are man's best friends. However, dog's best friend is shite.

Even if you go to bed late, the people who won't look for you will not look for you!

Static as paralysis, as if epilepsy.

I work hard every day to prove to those who look down on me that they are right.

There is no obstacle in life, just because you have short legs.

Heart piercing? It doesn't exist! Where is the heart?

Wine in the night, wine in you, you in me, we in poverty.

I have nothing from once, to now penniless.

Don't complain about the miserable experience of the present, which is far worse than the future.

Some things are not that I don't care, but I care, what can I do?

You can be as lazy as a pig, but you can't be as lazy as a pig.

When eating soil, I feel that beggars are happier than me.

Non toxic body carrying the toxic vaccine, you are educating me to be strong since childhood!

You work so hard every day and endure so much loneliness and pain. But I don't see how good you are!

All roads lead to Rome, and each has a toll gate.

I haven't been to your city, but I've painted your question.

When you lose your motivation, look at your bank card balance. Then you'll find out: work doesn't work.

It's a pity to know you in such a big world.

People say that I can't help the mud on the wall, but why should I go up to the wall? Is it uncomfortable to lie on the ground?

Someone saves your number to call you. I'm not the same. I'm not answering.

Nine out of ten things in life are unhappy, and the remaining one or two are even worse!

Your lover is a hero. He will ride on colorful auspicious clouds and go to the Internet bar to eat chicken every day.

You are not unprepared for everything. At least you are ready to fail.

If it can't be amazing, it's so ugly!

The life span of mobile phone is 1 / 20 of that of human beings. Please put down the chores around you and accompany it well!

No one is afraid of anything. I have a partner. I have never won chess.

If you are ugly, you should read more books. In any case, anything else has nothing to do with you.

People often say, do not leave youth blank, so I blacken it!

Salted fish turn over to get a thorough sun exposure. You turn over because your hands are numb.

Don't be too confident. You may have believed in the wrong person.

Sharing weal and woe with you, who are you?

I have reached the legal age of marriage. When I go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get the certificate, does the wife bring it by himself or wait for them to issue it?

Don't disturb those who don't return your message for a long time, just delete your friends.

As long as you persist in learning every day, the final victory will definitely belong to the people who play well in the examination room.

Money is not everything, but money can do what you want.

If money is also a mistake, then I am willing to make mistakes again and again.

If you don't play with your mobile phone one day, you won't die. Your life is still there, but your soul is lost!

Leaders say hard work will mature faster, so now I look older than them.

According to analysis, the root cause of extramarital love is marriage.

The real warrior, dare to face the balance on the bank card, dare to face up to the number on the scale.

How touching the earth at the beginning, there will be more than ten thousand calamities.

All stories will have an end, only life and you do not end.

Other people save your number is to contact you, I am different, I save your number is not to receive.

Nowadays, some people eat by their faces, while others eat by their faces.

Who said I can't play musical instruments? I'm out of the house and I'm good at it.

I never bully the weak. Before I bullied him, I didn't know he was weaker than me.

Although the brain and intestines look very similar, but you can't always use to hold shit!

Xiao San is a good thing. She took the dog that doesn't love you.

No one looks down on you, because no one looks at you at all.

Why do you want to sleep in school? Because school is where dreams begin.

Although you look ugly, you want to be beautiful.

Thank those who knocked you down because you'll find it really comfortable to lie down.

Are you in love? As long as we say that there is no present, we can cover up the fact that we didn't have it in the past.

There is no chicken soup in the world. When the chicken dies, it is made into chicken soup.

Whether you love your work or not, the work will be waiting for you there.

Appearance doesn't matter. Love is about feeling, but people don't feel ugly.

It doesn't take a lot of courage to leave home. It takes to go home.

Use 2b to describe you. People don't like pencils.

Buy a globe on holiday. The world is so big that you can not only look at it, but also turn around.

When others see you, they say you are a student, not because you look young, but because of the dirt you wear!

It's not my fault to look ugly. It's just that I was in such a hurry when I landed that I didn't rush to dress up.

Someone saves your number to call you. I'm not the same. I'm not answering.

Show the best show at noon, because sooner or later there will be retribution.

At least in the summer, you're half done.

Homesickness is a small ticket. I am at this end and the yellow cattle is at that end.

Difficulties are like springs. When you are weak, they are strong. If you are strong, they are stronger.

A person's life, three days is doomed to seven by hard work, the remaining 90 by parents.

There is no road in the world, so the teacher begins to call the roll.

When God closes a door for you, he will also help you close the window.

Non toxic body carrying the toxic vaccine, you are educating me to be strong since childhood!

Why do people call human, because people live is tired.

I make friends, never care if he has money, anyway, I am not poor.

You've suffered the most serious injury in playing football. It's your girlfriend who comes to the court to feed water to your opponent!

God will not treat infatuated people badly, he is to the death of the whole.

It doesn't matter if you say something wrong, you will continue to say it wrong.

Although I earn less, I save more. Yesterday Ferrari saved more than two million.

I saw a fortune teller. As soon as I sat down, he asked me, what are you?

Those who look good may not be good people. They may also be fraud groups.

In the past, I didn't know anything except reading, but now I know everything except reading.

Life, began to put pickled peppers on my chicken paws!

I have made a very risky investment. If I succeed, I can earn several hundred million yuan. If I fail, I will lose all my money.

Looking back 500 times in the past life, but in exchange for a sentence in this world, rogue.

You can't sleep well by yourself, and you want to sleep with someone else?

The girl who loves to laugh is not so bad, but the girl with bad luck can still laugh?

In fact, confession is not necessarily a good thing, because it appears black hands.

I watched you walk onto the stage with my own eyes. I don't know if you are going to make a fool of yourself or make a fool of yourself.

Ask canal that get so clear, only poison soup to live water!

I have reached the legal age of marriage. When I go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get the certificate, does the wife bring it by himself or wait for them to issue it?

Why does God close a door for you? It's not because you are in the dark.

What is April Fool's Day confession, Qingming Festival confession is king, failure can also be said to be possessed by ghosts!

Show the best show at noon, because sooner or later there will be retribution.

Don't put things off until tomorrow. The day after tomorrow is a good day.

I haven't been to your city, but I've painted your question.

The world is so big, I want to see if there are plastic bottles.

You can't buy happiness with money because you don't have money at all.

People often say, do not leave youth blank, so I blacken it!

Nothing is happier than staying up late, except getting up late.

This age will sing in your ears, like your body will send you bags, only mosquitoes.

Don't care what others think of you. If you care, others don't look up to you.

It's really naive to be afraid of ghosts. I'll show you people's hearts.

It's said that since you got psychosis, the whole person has been more energetic.

Who says you don't have true love, trouble is with you.

For ugly people, it is cruel to look closely.

How to meet the storm without experiencing wind and rain.

It doesn't matter if you fail the college entrance examination. There are more failures waiting for you in the future.

Learning without thinking is futile; thinking without learning is perilous. Do not think not learn into the network loan.

There must be fog in front of the mountain, and the boat will sink naturally at the end of the bridge.

In fact, computer games have trained you from an early age to treat boss as your biggest enemy.

I don't understand why you should pinch your legs and rub your eyes when you are in a good situation?

Looking for her thousands of times in the crowd, suddenly looking back, that person still despises me.

Although others seem to be on the surface of smooth sailing, in fact, they are also plain sailing behind their backs.

Although others seem to be on the surface of smooth sailing, in fact, they are also plain sailing behind their backs.

What you have now has never been yours, because you will lose it in the future.

You think your boyfriend is a cash machine, but it turns out that there are ten machines and nine and a half are deposit machines.

Others use famous brand bags, but you can only use expression bags.

What is April Fool's Day confession, Qingming Festival confession is king, failure can also be said to be possessed by ghosts!

When you feel ugly and poor, don't be sad. At least your judgment is correct.

I want to fall in love early, but it's too late

Gold always shines, but you are just a piece of fat.

I'm not even afraid of being poor and ugly, but also afraid of being single?

There is nothing that money can't solve. If there is, it's that you don't have enough money.

Do you think he likes you when he likes you? It's just hand sliding.

Give your dream wings, you can't fly anywhere.

Can you be sincere to me? Certainly. I really don't like you.

Despite the ostensible beauty of those rich people, they are actually more beautiful in private.

There is no road in the world, so the teacher begins to call the roll.

A girl asked me to borrow money for cosmetic surgery, which was successful. I didn't recognize who asked me for the money.

As long as the Kung Fu deep iron pestle grinds into the needle, but really grinds the iron pestle into the needle, absolutely is the big fool.

For the first time in life, most of them start from writing a composition.

Although life is rough, but I never yield to fate! I usually bend my knees, orz.

You feel lonely. It doesn't matter. You still have a cell phone.

Twenty years ago, those silly children who ate little raccoon still couldn't collect the five blessings.

Life is not only the immediate pressure, but also the disaster behind it.

If time can go back, it must be, you are dreaming.

After a period of suffering, others are happy after suffering, but you are just suffering.

Salted fish turn over to get a thorough sun exposure. You turn over because your hands are numb.

Your dad has to work hard to make you look effortless.

Your complicated facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

Opportunities are reserved for those who are prepared. Those who do not have opportunities should not prepare blindly.

It's nice of you to go, or I'll be careful. You'll stay for dinner.

Every time I bravely take a step, God will be timely and generous for me, paving the next downhill road.

I saw a fortune teller. As soon as I sat down, he asked me, what are you?

Money can't buy happiness, that must be, your money is too little!

I work hard every day to prove to those who look down on me that they are right.

To ask what money is in the world is a promise of life and death.

People are looking for success all their life, but more often than not, what they find is success!

Many things in the world will become better as time goes by, for example, your fat will eventually become good fat.

Is it great to have money? It's great to have money.

There are two kinds of people I hate most about driving. One is people who like to add more traffic, and the other is people who don't let me.

The night never treats those who go to bed late. It will give you black eyes and a body about to die suddenly.

When I was young and left home, I learned a lot of Sao Hua.

Wish to have a heart, so as to avoid old blind date.

Time is a butcher's knife, but he has no way to take ugly people.

I have no money, I don't have a car, I don't have a house.

If you quarrel with an object, don't investigate the reason for the quarrel. You should understand how bold he is.

Forget the previous unhappy, because the future will be more unhappy.

Your life, like your hairline, recedes very quickly.

Don't say you're a single dog. A dog can have three wives and four concubines.

If there is money in the world that can't be done, we can certainly do it with more money.

When you meet a girl you like, you should be brave enough to say it. Only when you take the initiative can you know that she has her own flower.

Love is a light, green to you panic.

Ten out of ten are unhappy in life!

Are you in love? As long as we say that there is no present, we can cover up the fact that we didn't have it in the past.

Failure is the mother of success, but I have failed so many times that I don't know who my mother is.

If you've had a rough life in the first half of your life, don't worry too much, you'll get used to it in the second half.

Every time you want to save money, that's when your IQ reaches its peak!

Your face, a day destined, nine points to see the filter.

What's wrong with being ugly? I can't see it myself. It's you who are disgusting!

Look forward to the cold of autumn, no matter what, forget to wear the cold pants.

Time will save you enough disappointment and tell you not to thank.

Brain disease has to be treated, like you, no brain.

If you like, you will not know how ugly you are.

Some things are not that I don't care, but I care, what can I do?

Don't put your eyes on the mobile phone for too long, experts have said that the phone will run out of power.

I don't think it's terrible to be lovelorn, but blind.

If I have something that you don't like, please overcome it by yourself.

Feel your chest when you feel uncomfortable and tell yourself that you are a man and be strong.

Beauty fades, but stupidity lasts~

It doesn't matter who you are, but what you want to do when you break into my life?

The world will not turn away from you. It will only turn faster and faster. After all, it is much lighter.

If you fall, find a comfortable position on your stomach.

When you feel that life is unfair to you, weigh yourself and look in the mirror, you will feel that everything is reasonable.

What do you kick me for?

Don't worry, rich people don't have bad luck.

I know that haste is not speed. I can't eat hot tofu in a hurry. How can you say I have procrastination?

I'm not Zhuge Liang, and I don't have a straw boat, but why do you always go to me?

There is a period of love, called self indulgence.

Don't think you can't insist on coming, you will insist on staying up late to play with your mobile phone.

Non toxic body carrying the toxic vaccine, you are educating me to be strong since childhood!

Money is not everything, but money can do what you want.

Nothing can knock a person down at a time, as long as it is strong enough, it will continue to knock you down!

The reality is that you've been photographed dead on the beach before the waves start.

My friend said that I would lend you 20 yuan. After I borrowed the money, I knew that some people would turn around for a lifetime.

Although others seem to be on the surface of smooth sailing, in fact, they are also plain sailing behind their backs.

Your face is as rough as your life.

All the people who complain about social injustice and system translate into one sentence: please give me money, women and social status.

You don't have nothing. You're still sick.

We work very hard to live like ordinary people.

Go to bed early, because the person you like is already sleeping with others.

Don't talk about leaving everything to time. Time is too lazy to clean up your mess.

Dream or have to have, in case of hell?

After living for so many years, I found that the only thing I could stick to was to charge the mobile phone every day.

Bill Gates suspended school to start a business and became the richest man in the world.

Pay will have a return, such as one time of extravagance, for twice the disappointment.

Other people have more money than you and work harder than you, but you are more powerful. You have everything by your imagination.

I'm not the child who spends 50 yuan and has to think about it for a long time. Now I have to think about it for five yuan.

I want to fall in love early, but it's too late

Do you live by the sea? This wave.

Don't think about losing weight all day long. Does your mouth agree with you?

Playing mahjong three missing one, fighting landlord two missing one, I fall in love, why still a lack of one?

Nothing can knock a person down at a time, as long as it is strong enough, it will continue to knock you down!

There are so many brain damage in the world, but you have become the best.

Go out and walk while you are young, or you won't know how wonderful it is to stay at home.

You can't break a broken jar. You have to smash it!

For people like you, even if you put the word "local tyrant" on your face, others will read it in reverse.

Someone saves your number to call you. I'm not the same. I'm not answering.

When you know where you're going, the whole world is blocking you.

Escape can't solve the problem. You can't solve it if you don't.

Most afraid of your life mediocrity, but also comfort themselves that ordinary valuable.

The real warrior, dare to face the balance on the bank card, dare to face up to the number on the scale.

The ugly duckling can become a swan not because he works hard, but because his parents are swans.

As long as the express is still on the way, I feel that this life is still a little hopeful.

How much sorrow can you have, just like a group of eunuchs on the brothel.

There is no ridge that can not be turned over in life, only the ridge that can not be turned over.

Don't look at my indifference to you at ordinary times. In fact, I look forward to your accident every day in private!

If others work hard, you will succeed. If you try hard, you will have food to eat.

Life is not just about the present, but also the wedding card from her predecessor, so Lahai is very important.

There must be new expectations every day, so as to have new disappointment.

Want to fight? Mobile phone can be taken from your hand, even if it is struggling.

The picture of my wife in my wallet is to remind me how I lost the money in my wallet.

You must dare to love and hate, to find your love and hate, others really don't care.

Don't always dig out the heart and lung for people. Some people don't eat viscera.

I'm super fond of small animals. How to say, it's dundon.

Your complicated facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

Lu Yao knows that he is short of horsepower and sees evil intentions for a long time.

I also want to be an elegant lady. Life makes my mother a shrew.

Success is like a ghost, only others have met it.

Don't lose weight. You're ugly not only because you're fat.

Only when you eat bitterly, can you know how hard it is.

Give up the word, it's easier to say than to do.

Look in the mirror more, and you will understand the reason for many things.

Don't think you can't insist on coming, you will insist on staying up late to play with your mobile phone.

He tried to cheer up, but accidentally killed him.

Horses keep their hooves, you keep their mouths.

360 lines, each line out of bug.

Life won't give you up, but it won't let you go.

Most of the time, it's not the work that consumes energy, but the people you meet at work.

I picked up a magic lamp and wished I could find my girlfriend before I died. As a result, I got eternal life!

After living for so many years, I still don't understand one thing. Why should the hook be hanged?

Don't think you are abandoned by the world, but the world has no time to pay attention to you.

Although the brain and intestines look very similar, but you can't always use to hold shit!

You used to be my sun, my whole world, now think of it as a ball.

Don't talk about leaving everything to time. Time is too lazy to clean up your mess.

There is only one life, but there is more than one life threatening thing.

Knowledge gives you strength, ignorance gives you more powerful, fearless, and unpredictable power.

Thank you. I lose my chain every time I need you.

Even if you fail 99 times, you should try again to round up the whole number.

There is no obstacle in life, only one ridge after another.

Every time I bravely take a step, God will be timely and generous for me, paving the next downhill road.

In winter, the places beyond the bed are far away, the places out of reach are all foreign countries, and going to the toilet is a business trip.

Once we had poetry and distance, now we just want to buy a house.

The sky didn't fall what big responsibility to me, still bitter my mind, labor my muscles and bones.

Those who look good may not be good people. They may also be fraud groups.

Ask canal that get so clear, only poison soup to live water!

Don't look down. Your chin will show.

Three views are useless. You have to rely on your facial features!

You are so good at comforting others. You must have spent many days comforting yourself.

Everyone praises me as virtuous and virtuous. I can't do anything when I'm free.

Insomnia can't sleep, may be because your cell phone still has electricity.

If one day I disappear, even if my friends and lovers won't look for me, the bank will go crazy for me.

I'm going to see the parents of the other party tomorrow. It's very disturbing. After all, I beat their children first.

Salted fish turned over, but still salted fish.

Where there is no fragrant grass in the end of the world, all grow in other people's homes.

He once dreamed of walking around the world with a sword. Because he was too fat, he cancelled the original plan.

Don't be too confident. You may have believed in the wrong person.

Many times I felt I couldn't hold on, and then I gave up.

Why is heaven always jealous of talents? Because nobody cares how long a fool lives.

Haidilao's service is really good. Last time I had a meal without money, the waiter called the police for me.

Knowledge gives you strength, ignorance gives you more powerful, fearless, and unpredictable power.

People who have really worked hard will understand how important talent is.

No one cares how high you fly, but there are a group of people waiting to see how miserable you fall.

Life is not just about the present, but also the wedding card from her predecessor, so Lahai is very important.

You can be a cow or a horse, but never be Party B.

There must be pure friendship between men and women. Every girl I know can only be friends with me at most.

This life is so hard, don't try too hard, the next life will be more bitter.

It takes 99.81 difficulties for a good man to become a Buddha, and a bad man just needs to put down his butcher's knife.

There is no indecision, not because of counseling.

When leaders hold a meeting, we should keep quiet. It is impolite to disturb others' sleep.

I go to work to make money, don't talk about my ideal, my ideal is not to work.

Running with the wind, freedom is the direction, but forget the short legs, no strength.

It's really naive to be afraid of ghosts. I'll show you people's hearts.

I think there must be a lot of people secretly in love with me, because for so many years, no one told me!

There is no news that can't be seen, only people who don't want to return.

I work hard every day to prove to those who look down on me that they are right.

Do you want to thin into a lightning bolt? The average width of lightning is five meters.

Which has what empathy heart, is all stands to speak not waist pain mouth.

When you are in love, you will feel like taking drugs. If you break up, you will feel like giving up drugs again.

Rich people can choose to keep a low profile, but you can only keep a low profile.

Money is hard to earn, but easy to spend.

The moon represents my heart, pitted and cold?

Although you have never been abroad, you are jet lagged every day.

Fortunately, you didn't wash your hair last year. Otherwise, this year, you would not even have oil in the fried dishes.

Escape can't solve the problem. You can't solve it if you don't.

Don't think you have nothing, at least you are ugly!

I wish my wallet could be as thick as my cheek one day.

I summoned up the courage to face the reality, but found that courage, really just gas.

When you are in love, you will feel like taking drugs. If you break up, you will feel like giving up drugs again.

If there is money in the world that can't be done, we can certainly do it with more money.

As long as you persevere, those who laugh at you will be killed by you sooner or later.

An angel will love you for me, then I will love others.

A man will die, either lighter or heavier than a feather.

After living for so many years, I still don't understand one thing. Why should the hook be hanged?

Show the best show at noon, because sooner or later there will be retribution.

Soft heart is not a disease, it is fatal to turn back.

God will not treat infatuated people badly, he is to the death of the whole.

My future is a dream, but unfortunately, I still have insomnia.

Love a person must tell her, so you will know how much she hates you.

When I woke up in the morning, I thought I had grown up. It was the quilt that covered me

What about being short, kid? Raise your head and let them know that you are not only short, but also ugly!

I thought tomorrow would be better, and then I looked forward to it every day.

If you give up who you are today, you will beat you tomorrow.

Fat people don't starve to death. They die of starvation.

Don't put things off until tomorrow. The day after tomorrow is a good day.

Less and less friendship, more and more reciprocity.

Buy a globe on holiday. The world is so big that you can not only look at it, but also turn around.

Yuelao, please draw the red line for me next time, can you change it into steel wire? Red line old TM broken.

The person who gives you a thumbs up is not necessarily praising you, but may also be aiming at you with a gun.

Pinch your fingers and you're going to break up.

The most romantic thing I can think of is watching you grow old.

The so-called marriage is the reorganization of assets of two families.

You can't ignore your ugliness just because you are fat.

After all, jellyfish have no brains and live for 600 million years.

The female ticket suddenly became thinner, most of it was air leakage.

I was poor before I was 38, but after that, I will get used to it!

Do not eat fat Chinese new year, how can you afford to die of chicken, duck, fish and pig?

Your life, like your hairline, recedes very quickly.

I'm not even afraid of being poor and ugly, but also afraid of being single?

When I went to see a psychiatrist, the doctor said, "you don't have any depression. You're really miserable.".

Don't get up if you hit the ground. Anyway, you will be beaten to the ground!

They said the network was fake, and I laughed, as if the reality was real.

I miss you so much, the first sentence is false, the second sentence is also false.

If you are ugly, you should read more books, so that you can have money for cosmetic surgery.

Meet the person you like to pursue bravely, so that you can know that there is more than one person who refuses you.

People are looking for success all their life, but more often than not, what they find is success!

I don't know which link goes wrong. Is there a middleman who makes a difference?

Age is not a problem, height is not distance, no money who likes you?

I set up a plan for the holiday. Half of the summer vacation is over. I only finished P because of LAN.

Every time you want to save money, that's when your IQ reaches its peak!

Brain disease has to be treated, like you, no brain.

If life betrays you, hope is to sell by catty, after all, you are fat.

Don't say you have nothing, you still have a debt.

Remember to smile when you encounter lightning, because it is the sky taking pictures for you.

To ask what money is in the world is a promise of life and death.

If it can't be amazing, it's so ugly!

I miss you so much, the first sentence is false, the second sentence is also false.

What is April Fool's Day confession, Qingming Festival confession is king, failure can also be said to be possessed by ghosts!

Your present life may not be what you want, but it is absolutely your own.

When you need help most, only ghosts come to help you.

Whether you love your work or not, the work will be waiting for you there.

Work less money to come out to start a business, guarantee to let you, compensate all.

If your boyfriend is obedient to you and never flirts. Maybe it's because he doesn't have enough money.

I can't be double faced, but I'm often stabbed on both sides.

Laziness is a good excuse to say that you can accomplish great things if you work hard.

If everyone understands you, you have to be ordinary!

I used to have schizophrenia, but now we have recovered.

Please cherish the person who is good to you, otherwise you will not know when you miss it, and then you can meet another blind one.

You can't always look at what you don't have. Look more at what you have. Forget it. Close your eyes.

You think your boyfriend is a cash machine, but it turns out that there are ten machines and nine and a half are deposit machines.

Dogs are man's best friends. However, dog's best friend is shite.

In the face of difficulties, if you persist for a while, you will get used to it.

If you don't try to ask, how do you know that you are not the result of your parents' contraceptive failure?

To ask what money is in the world is a promise of life and death.

Love at first sight is clearly the color of the intention; Long life is just a balance of advantages and disadvantages; Even when you are old, you are just used to it.

Although life is rough, but I never yield to fate! I usually bend my knees, orz.

Good luck will come, but it will come to others.

Success can be copied, but for you, paste is forbidden here.

The reason why you drink chicken soup is that the meat has been eaten up by others.

The friendship between girls, like plastic flowers, although fake but never fade.

You will never know which friend of yours will become the next wechat business.

The most romantic thing I can think of is watching you grow old.

Why is heaven always jealous of talents? Because nobody cares how long a fool lives.

It doesn't matter if you are poor. What matters is more than one.

There are two kinds of people in the world, one is you, the other is like you.

You can't do it at two, neither this nor that.

There are a lot of people who want to be assassinated.

During the interview, they ask you to have a chat. They really just want to talk.

After nine years of hard work, I finally got together the down payment of the house I sold.

You think you can't do anything well? You're wrong. You can make a good waste.

It takes 99.81 difficulties for a good man to become a Buddha, and a bad man just needs to put down his butcher's knife.

Time is money. Am I wasting time? No, I'm just showing off my wealth!

I don't know what happiness is when I am in it? It's just that I'm going to get fat and become a pig. I still think I'm ok.

I have a heart to get up early, but my quilt and bed don't agree.

Lu Yao knows that he is short of horsepower and sees evil intentions for a long time.

The rich get married, but the poor see it.

What I said made you cry, please tell me, I repeat.

The world is so big, I want to see where it is convenient to ask for food!

Those social elites whom everyone envies are not as good as you think. But it must be much better than you.

Don't worry, everything is the worst arrangement.

You have to work hard to live, because you have to work hard to know that you really can't.

Nothing can defeat you, because you have never succeeded.

You're either very hard-working or very smart to live a mediocre life.

Poverty is only temporary, as long as you work hard, you will find that you gradually get used to it.

The so-called growth is to hear the four words of rough seas, no longer associated with the sea.

If life betrays you, hope is to sell by catty, after all, you are fat.

It's nice of you to go. Otherwise, I always worry that you will stay for dinner.

Good luck will come, but it will come to others.

You're not choosing a difficult disease, you're just poor.

I used to buy lottery tickets every day, but one day, I couldn't even afford them.

It's said that since you got psychosis, the whole person has been more energetic.

Want to fight? Mobile phone can be taken from your hand, even if it is struggling.

Three views are useless. You have to rely on your facial features!

You're never lonely, because you don't want to make friends with you.

The exam is so easy, where can't test where!

It's said that money is a son of a bitch, but he looks really good.

What I said made you cry, please tell me, I repeat.

When leaders hold a meeting, we should keep quiet. It is impolite to disturb others' sleep.

If you are ugly, you should read more books. In any case, anything else has nothing to do with you.

Who said I can't play musical instruments? I'm out of the house and I'm good at it.

I miss you so much, the first sentence is false, the second sentence is also false.

My head is not empty. I'm a man who wants to do great things. It's just the beginning of chaos.

Failure is not terrible. What's terrible is that you still believe it.

When leaders hold a meeting, we should keep quiet. It is impolite to disturb others' sleep.

In fact, confession is not necessarily a good thing, because it appears black hands.

Wish to have a heart, so as to avoid old blind date.

From small to large, the only constant is a heart that doesn't miss books.

Congratulations on making it through another day, winning the lottery, another day.

You can't have both, but you can be poor and ugly.

Is money really that important to you? I've been talking about it for more than three hours, and I haven't lost a cent.

Leaders say hard work will mature faster, so now I look older than them.

When you are in love, you will feel like taking drugs. If you break up, you will feel like giving up drugs again.

The biggest advantage of a blind date is that if the marriage goes wrong in the future, you can put the blame on the matchmaker.

I never bully the weak. Before I bullied him, I didn't know he was weaker than me.

Now the girls are too shameful, the neckline is so low, you can't see the career line

The biggest advantage of a blind date is that if the marriage goes wrong in the future, you can put the blame on the matchmaker.

Knowledge gives you strength, ignorance gives you more powerful, fearless, and unpredictable power.

It takes 99.81 difficulties for a good man to become a Buddha, and a bad man just needs to put down his butcher's knife.

Sir, you don't have enough money on this card

The money to buy a house has not been saved yet, and it will start to save money for buying graves.

Other people's bodies are full of talent, your body is full of pearl milk tea.

When listening to the results, you should use the right ear, because the left ear is close to the heart, and sudden death may occur.

How to meet the storm without experiencing wind and rain.

The ocean is the widest in the world, the sky is broader than the ocean, and the examination scope is broader than the sky.

The noise in the day is too noisy to wake up, and the night is too quiet to sleep.

You don't have nothing. You're still sick.

It doesn't matter if you are short and poor now. Believe that one day, you will become short and poor

My biggest weakness is the lack of money.

As the saying goes, a man without foresight must be rich.

You are a princess by your parents, a princess by a man, and a beggar by yourself.

I have a dream, just a dream.

You don't have nothing. You're still sick!

Women pretend to be in love to maintain love, while men pretend to be in love to achieve climax.

If you can't be angry, don't be angry. If you can't swear, you can do it directly.

Although I look ugly, but bought beautiful clothes, I can ugly beautiful.

When I was young, I thought money was everything. Now I know when I am old, it's true.

The night gives you black eyes, but you turn your eyes with them.

Want to fight? Mobile phone can be taken from your hand, even if it is struggling.

Although I look ugly, but bought beautiful clothes, I can ugly beautiful.

Don't give up your dream, keep sleeping!

After ten years of continuous efforts and struggle, I finally changed from ignorant youth to ignorant youth.

As long as the express is still on the way, I feel that this life is still a little hopeful.

You feel lonely. It doesn't matter. You still have a cell phone.

Although others seem to be on the surface of smooth sailing, in fact, they are also plain sailing behind their backs.

Although the brain and intestines look very similar, but you can't always use to hold shit!

When you become good enough, you find that she just, simply does not like you.

Go on with a smile, anyway, come to this world, no one plans to go back alive.

Life is not just about the present, but also the wedding card from her predecessor, so Lahai is very important.

Your vision is not only limited to your living environment, but also to your vision.

Don't put your eyes on the mobile phone for too long, experts have said that the phone will run out of power.

You can't have both, but you can be poor and ugly.

You have to work hard to live, because you have to work hard to know that you really can't.

It doesn't matter if the melon is sweet or not, as long as it can quench your thirst.

Freedom has never been a matter of course, but a privilege that requires a very high cost.

A full man does not know how hungry a hungry man is; a hungry man does not know that a full man is empty.

A person's life, three days is doomed to seven by hard work, the remaining 90 by parents.

There is only one kind of trouble when you are not full, and there are countless troubles when you are full.

Fortunately, you didn't wash your hair last year. Otherwise, this year, you would not even have oil in the fried dishes.

Static as paralysis, as if epilepsy.

As long as you choose the right direction of life, it's easy to succeed. Let's congratulate as long as and very easy.

How to meet the storm without experiencing wind and rain.

Follow your heart.

It doesn't take a lot of courage to leave home. It takes to go home.

When others see you, they say you are a student, not because you look young, but because of the dirt you wear!

You don't have nothing. You're still sick.

As long as you work hard enough, if you can't do it well, you can still fail more thoroughly.

People are just fat and play, and you are ugly and serious.

When God closes a door for you, he will also help you close the window.

My social phobia comes mainly from low income.

People think I don't have friends. In fact, I really don't have friends.

I'm born to be useful if you're born with it.

The noise in the day is too noisy to wake up, and the night is too quiet to sleep.

I don't understand why you should pinch your legs and rub your eyes when you are in a good situation?

Although I don't care about you at ordinary times, there are many bad things about you behind my back.

What's the matter with poor children? If you are poor, you should hold out your chest and let others see that you are not only poor, but also short.

My principle, only three words, to see the mood.

Thanks to the people who knocked me down on the road before, because it's really comfortable to lie down.

Wine in the night, wine in you, you in me, we in poverty.

Ma Yun's success has nothing to do with his appearance, Jiang Shang's success has nothing to do with his age, and his success has nothing to do with you.

If your friends are so happy every day, they won't send them to the circle of friends.

Who said I can't play musical instruments, I'll give up!

When you are old and can't walk, I use my wheelchair to push you to the square every day to let you watch me dance with other old men.

A lot of times, optimism and nice words can't help you.

Don't always be so narcissistic, beautiful woman looked at you more, just because you are ugly and unique.

Once I wanted to be a special person. Now I succeed. I am very sad and helpless now.

The so-called growth is to hear the four words of rough seas, no longer associated with the sea.

There is no love or hatred for no reason in the world, but TM is fat for no reason!

All your sorrow comes from your balance.

Wake up, you are not bereaved, but the normal performance of having no money and sex.

Some people are good-looking, some people are ugly, and you are very ugly.

Can you be sincere to me? Certainly. I really don't like you.

Meet the person you like to pursue bravely, so that you can know that there is more than one person who refuses you.

Another day has passed, how about, is the dream more distant?

Skillfully using, none of my business and none of your business, can save 80% of your life time.

Only when you ask for leave and deduct salary, can you feel your salary is high.

Good luck will come, but it will come to others.

If life deceives you, don't worry - take out your beauty camera and cheat life.

It's nice of you to go. Otherwise, I always worry that you will stay for dinner.

I want to go to the cinema with my boyfriend. What's good for you?

Distance produces not beauty, but the third.

In life, many people like to make a fuss. In fact, there is no need to think about how to deal with a big problem.

Young people don't always think about taking shortcuts, parents are the hard truth.

After living for so many years, I still don't understand one thing. Why should the hook be hanged?

An iron pestle can be ground into a needle, but a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. It's no use trying harder if the materials are wrong.

What do you kick me for?

Opportunities are reserved for those who are prepared. Those who do not have opportunities should not prepare blindly.

Do you live by the sea? This wave.

Also betray oneself, some people become elder sister, some people become miss.

People say that I can't help the mud on the wall, but why should I go up to the wall? Is it uncomfortable to lie on the ground?

The same is salted fish, why can others turn over, but you stick to the pot?

Opportunities are always left to those who have the heart and the face.

Play mobile phone for a long time to let the eyes rest, look out of the window, think about why you are so poor.

Never give up, once you start to give up, you will find very happy

No object yet? Would you like to introduce a good dog food.

I want to go to the cinema with my boyfriend. What's good for you?

Freedom has never been a matter of course, but a privilege that requires a very high cost.

He was pulled out before he had time to get involved.

You can't sleep well by yourself, and you want to sleep with someone else?

You don't have nothing. You're still sick!

56 nationalities, 55 bonus points.

Eat fish tonight. I think you are very picky.

I wanted to enjoy life and found it hard to survive.

If you don't go crazy, you'll get old faster.

In the adult world, nothing is easy except to get fat.

What wakes me up every day is not the ideal, but the music of the square dance downstairs.

Love at first sight is good-looking, thoughtful is no money.

Brain is a great thing. I hope you have it.

You can't have both fish and bear's paws, but you can be single and poor!

Even if it's salty fish, you're not the saltiest one.

Growth is the process of turning your crying into silence.

Spring Festival holiday starts with skipping brunch.

If a friend comes from afar, he will be punished if he is far away.

A fool has a fool's fortune, but a fool B has no.

Your face is as rough as your life.

Nine out of ten things are unhappy in life, and the remaining 12 out of ten are extremely unhappy.

Other people's girlfriends are going to get angry, and your girlfriend is still blowing.

Time will save you enough disappointment and tell you not to thank.

If you work harder, you will be able to go crazy.

My principle, only three words, to see the mood.

Years let me know, in addition to express, I do not have to wait for anyone.

If one day I disappear, even if my friends and lovers won't look for me, the bank will go crazy for me.

Pretending to be forced is just a moment. It's eternal if you don't want to face.

The dream still has to have, in case the next life has come true?

How old can you accept love? As long as you look good, five thousand years will do.

When others say busy to you, it's TA who wants to leave time for more important people.

I don't know if it's someone else's love that's too easy or your own eight characters are too hard.

What can be solved with money is not a problem, but how to have money is your biggest problem.

You're never lonely, because you don't want to make friends with you.

If you are ugly, you should keep fit, so that you can beat others when they say you are ugly.

I'm not afraid to become people I hate. I'm afraid I'm not as good as them.

Your face is as rough as your life.

I thought tomorrow would be better, and then I looked forward to it every day.

You two seem to be a perfect match. The garbage sorting of Yuelao is quite up to standard.

Eat fish tonight. I think you are very picky.

One day you will meet a girl who doesn't want your house or your car, and she doesn't want you either.

I see two things in your eyes, one is sincerity, and the other is eyedroppings.

Rome wasn't built in a day. Three layers of the stomach were not a day's hunger.

Don't wear headphones when crossing the road. In case of being hit by a car, the earphone will be broken?

Life is not just about the present, but also the wedding card from her predecessor, so Lahai is very important.

Those social elites whom everyone envies are not as good as you think. But it must be much better than you.

The dream still has to have, in case the next life has come true?

My hobbies are divided into dynamic and static, dynamic is turning over, static is sleeping.

Twenty years ago, those silly children who ate little raccoon still couldn't collect the five blessings.

No matter how hard you are, you have to be poor.

How to meet the storm without experiencing wind and rain.

Why is heaven always jealous of talents? Because nobody cares how long a fool lives.

As long as it's a stone, it doesn't shine anywhere.

Stealing one person's ideas is plagiarism, stealing many people's ideas is research.

Life not only has in front of you, but also has the distant wolfberry.

Running with the wind, freedom is the direction, but forget the short legs, no strength.

What wakes me up every day is not the ideal, but the music of the square dance downstairs.

Spring Festival holiday starts with skipping brunch.

Failure is the mother of success, but often failure is infertility.

Although you are short, your hairline is high.

Always remember to smile, it will make you look like a psychopath that can't be easily provoked.

I want to get to know you again, starting with your name. What's your name?

Because I was poor, I was at home on the national day and avoided a festival.

I don't want to ask you for advice for the rest of my life.

Don't say that someone else's brain is sick. The premise of brain disease is that there must be a brain.

The paste is not on the desk, it's in your head.

God closed a door for you, and then went to wash and sleep.

In fact, you are not ugly, but you are not obviously beautiful.

It's not terrible to die, but to live no longer.

I met my classmate in primary school yesterday. I didn't expect that he was so bad. He only put a dollar into my bowl.

My hobbies are divided into dynamic and static, dynamic is turning over, static is sleeping.

Some people have worked hard all their lives to get into the third class from the fourth class.

All roads lead to Rome, and each has a toll gate.

I want to go to the cinema with my boyfriend. What's good for you?

Don't be too confident. You may have believed in the wrong person.

Intermittent complacency, continuous mixed eating and death.

Success can be copied, but for you, paste is forbidden here.

You can be as lazy as a pig, but you can't be as lazy as a pig.

Recently I got rid of the bad habit of staying up all night.

Come to me when you have no money. Let me tell you how to live without money.

The most collapse of the exam is to see a problem, vaguely remember the teacher said, but clearly remember I did not listen to.

Don't look down. Your chin will show.

If you don't marry and I don't after ten years, it's really miserable!

Where to see the best scenery on National Day? The answer is, circle of friends.

I tried to be an interesting person, but then I deviated and became a teaser.

Three days are doomed, seven by hard work, and 90 minutes to see the face.

If a friend comes from afar, he will be punished if he is far away.

Secret love is that you build a castle for him in your heart, but he doesn't even want to enter the door.

I'm not afraid to become people I hate. I'm afraid I'm not as good as them.

You just have to watch other people wonderful. God has other plans for you.

Where there is no fragrant grass in the end of the world, all grow in other people's homes.

Make up again good, also can't cover you, after removing make-up ugliness.

Tetris has taught us that if you're gregarious, you'll disappear.

You can't wake someone who doesn't return your message, but a red envelope can.

Don't feel that you have reached the trough when you are young, and you still have a lot of room to go down.

Go and work hard to prove that your IQ is low.

Especially can bear hardships these five words, I thought, I can only achieve the first four.

Where there is no fragrant grass in the end of the world, all grow in other people's homes.

I lie in bed looking at the ceiling, thinking about the ceiling where I work, just someone else's floor.

They said the network was fake, and I laughed, as if the reality was real.

In the world, everything can be done, except math problems.

The friendship between girls, like plastic flowers, although fake but never fade.

Nine times out of ten, I have never met one or two.

Difficulties are like springs. When you are weak, they are strong. If you are strong, they are stronger.

If life deceives you, don't be sad, don't be anxious, life will continue to deceive you.

I don't know what happiness is when I am in it? It's just that I'm going to get fat and become a pig. I still think I'm ok.

There is no obstacle in life, just because you have short legs.

You don't have nothing. You're still sick!

Be prepared so that when the opportunity comes, you can skillfully avoid it.

Pinch your fingers and you're going to break up.

If you want small profits, you can't achieve great things.

After living for so many years, I still don't understand one thing. Why should the hook be hanged?

If you are ugly, you should keep fit, so that you can beat others when they say you are ugly.

Although the brain and intestines look very similar, but you can't always use to hold shit!

You are in my heart, just like the stars in the sky. It doesn't matter if you have more or less.

How good are you with your best friend? He entered MLM, and I was the first one to go offline.

Work, love and life are not smooth? Look in the mirror more, you will understand a lot of things.

Difficulties may be late, but never absent.

I really want to sell the house and travel around the world, but the landlord doesn't agree.

The early bird catches the worm, but you are the worm.

My lover is a hero. One day, he will step on colorful clouds to marry others.

Before I met you, my world was black and white. After I met you, it was all black.

In the adult world, nothing is easy except to get fat.

It's never just today, it's your future.

God is fair, he gave you a ugly face, will certainly give you a poor family.

A good-looking skin bag has nothing to do with you. You don't have an interesting soul.

It is said that men get worse when they have money. I have been a good man for more than 30 years!

Do you know why heaven envies talents? Because nobody cares how long a fool lives.

What is April Fool's Day confession, Qingming Festival confession is king, failure can also be said to be possessed by ghosts!

In this final exam, I will tell you how many students there are in our grade.

Failure is not terrible, but you still believe it.

Poverty is only temporary, as long as you work hard, you will find that you gradually get used to it.

You're down. There are thousands of people who can replace you.

Don't bow to fate easily, because you will see fat when you bow down.

Birds of a feather flock together, and the rich get married.

Time is money. Am I wasting time? No, I'm just showing off my wealth!

I heard that you're not as good as me, so I'm relieved.

When the boss uses you, you are a talent. When you don't, you become a layoff!

Although life is rough, but I never yield to fate! I usually bend my knees, orz.

After the double 11, I changed from a bachelor to a single in debt.

A friend of mine stopped complaining and began to work hard. Several years later, he was still like this bird.

It's a pity to know you in such a big world.

Sometimes, if you make up your mind to do something, the world will hold you back.

This is the worst year of the past decade, and the good news is that this year is the best year in the next decade.

Intermittent complacency, continuous mixed eating and death.

When you are in love, you will feel like taking drugs. If you break up, you will feel like giving up drugs again.

Can there be an echo if you never forget it?

Do you know the difference between investment and speculation? One is Putonghua, the other is Cantonese.

God closed a door for you, will also add security lock, big bolt.

All roads lead to Rome, and some people were born in Rome.

There is no straight man, as long as you are good-looking, you can become curved.

Laziness is a good excuse to say that you can accomplish great things if you work hard.

If you have a loss, do not drink water, or you will become dirty.

Why do girls compete with each other? In any case, after decades, they will dance square together.

Those who have ulterior motives for you have intentions, after all.

The longest love history of a person is probably narcissism.

It's a waste of ten minutes to listen to you.

Can you be sincere to me? Certainly. I really don't like you.

Non toxic body carrying the toxic vaccine, you are educating me to be strong since childhood!

If you've had a rough life in the first half of your life, don't worry too much, you'll get used to it in the second half.

This is the worst year of the past decade, and the good news is that this year is the best year in the next decade.

You're not incompetent. You just don't have the right to choose.

People who are better than you are still working hard. What's the use of your efforts?

The only fair thing in the world is that we all die.

Young people, it's nothing to have no money now, and there will be many days without money in the future.

When I was a child, I didn't like to eat, so I'm short now. Now I love eating, which makes me fat and short.

Don't wear headphones when crossing the road. In case of being hit by a car, the earphone will be broken?

Once a dreamer, now there is no dream, only homesick.

If you don't force yourself, you don't know what despair is.

How touching the earth at the beginning, there will be more than ten thousand calamities.

I am a sauerkraut fish, sour and vegetable, but also redundant.

A lazy man's clothes are small, and his salary is naturally cool.

I really envy your skin. How can you keep it so thick?

Failure is the mother of success, but I have failed so many times that I don't know who my mother is.

Don't always call yourself a single dog. According to your age, you are a bachelor. According to your IQ, you are a single fool.

All the people who complain about social injustice and system translate into one sentence: please give me money, women and social status.

The road in the distance, in addition to the unknown, there is despair.

Life is like a tea table, full of cups.

How do you look like a QR code? If you don't scan it, you don't know what you are!

When I was young, I thought money was everything. Now I know when I am old, it's true.

For the poor, if life is not tired, it is not called life!

Journey to the West tells us that having a pig like teammate can make the team go to the West.

I'm not even afraid of being poor and ugly, but also afraid of being single?

My social phobia comes mainly from low income.

The only way to solve the problem is to become rich.

The early bird catches the worm, but you are the worm.

If eating fish can replenish your brain, you should eat at least one whale.

Yuelao, please draw the red line for me next time, can you change it into steel wire? Red line old TM broken.

Since the back of the world, why turn around chaos Fanghua.

It's a long way to go. I'll go up and down and ask for help.

You must laugh, or you won't know how many crow's feet you have.

What do you kick me for?

Although you are tired of moving bricks, you are really handsome when you charge money.

It's better not to talk and look like a fool than to open your mouth to prove that you are.

Do not want to fall in love is false, no one is true.

It's not the uneven road, but you can't.

If life deceives you, don't lose heart, because tomorrow is the same

If two people quarrel, beating him can't solve the problem, but it's a relief.

Give your dream wings, although not necessarily fly far, but must fall very heavy.

Every time I look at the poor travel log, I feel that I don't want to be poor.

Age is not a problem, height is not distance, no money who likes you?

As long as I eat fast enough, I can't catch up with my weight!

The loss of traditional culture is serious. Every ancient woman can write poems correctly, but modern women can only do it.

If you are lazy with me, you will lose because I am too lazy to compare with you.

People's heart is short of snake swallowing elephant. If you don't have strength, don't be tough!

Where to see the best scenery on National Day? The answer is, circle of friends.

Thanks to the people who knocked me down on the road before, because it's really comfortable to lie down.

You are a serious person. You really help others and try all the mistakes.

I found that I can coax a girl to sleep. As soon as I send a message, the girl says I'm going to bed.

Skillfully using, none of my business and none of your business, can save 80% of your life time.

If you have difficulties, you should help if you have no difficulties.

Save a year of dandruff, just to give you snow.

You two seem to be a perfect match. The garbage sorting of Yuelao is quite up to standard.

God is full of wisdom to the world, but you have an umbrella.

The world is so big, you only watch in the circle of friends.

The only fair thing in the world is that we all die.

In fact, what you hate is not square dancing, but square dancing aunts.

The loss of traditional culture is serious. Every ancient woman can write poems correctly, but modern women can only do it.

It doesn't matter if you are poor. What matters is more than one.

I'm not short. I'm just far from the sky.

You think your boyfriend is a cash machine, but it turns out that there are ten machines and nine and a half are deposit machines.

There is a lot of rain these two days. If it rains, remember to take an umbrella, otherwise your head will easily get into water.

Tetris has taught us that if you're gregarious, you'll disappear.

Don't say you're a single dog. A dog can have three wives and four concubines.

You used to be my sun, my whole world, now think of it as a ball.

It is said that in 2020, I don't want to die to eliminate poverty.

Playing mahjong three missing one, fighting landlord two missing one, I fall in love, why still a lack of one?

After being lovelorn, get up quickly. After all, there's another scum waiting for you.

If life is a movie, then you are the advertisement.

Brain is a great thing. I hope you have it.

When looking for a partner, don't just look at the other person's appearance, first look at your own appearance!

It's not terrible to die, but to live no longer.

Seeing others walking on the road to success, you ask yourself, don't you want to be a stumbling block on his way to success?

Although I don't care about you at ordinary times, there are many bad things about you behind my back.

I feel that in my life, the most affectionate gaze has been given to the mobile phone.

Xiao Ming was kept in the dark by his parents for a long time, leading to suffocation.

Intermittent complacency, continuous mixed eating and death.

You're a stewed chicken, yellow, stuffy and rubbish.

I feel that in my life, the most affectionate gaze has been given to the mobile phone.

As a model of failure, you have been so successful.

I was poor before I was 38, but after that, I will get used to it!

Although others seem to be on the surface of smooth sailing, in fact, they are also plain sailing behind their backs.

If a friend comes from afar, he will be punished if he is far away.

You must have been a plastic bag in your previous life. You can still hold it.

There is no love or hatred for no reason in the world, but TM is fat for no reason!

Work hard, every difficulty, will overcome me.

What's the matter with poor children? If you are poor, you should hold out your chest and let others see that you are not only poor, but also short.

Don't think the world without you, no difference, without you, the earth will rotate faster.

The cost of living is like a big aunt. It comes once a month and disappears in a few days.

When I went to see a psychiatrist, the doctor said, "you don't have any depression. You're really miserable.".

Birds of a feather flock together, and the rich get married.

Although those rich people are very beautiful on the surface, in fact, they are more beautiful in private.

If you don't leave, I will die.

Finally won 5 million, when the prize, smile wake up.

Don't think about losing weight all day long. Does your mouth agree with you?

I just want to reminisce with you, but you ask me whether I want to buy on behalf of others.

When a relative asks about my grades, I will ask him about the year-end bonus.

Live a good life. There will be new attacks every day.

You don't know how to arrange your life. There will be many people to help you arrange what they need you to do.

I really envy your skin. How can you keep it so thick?

If you are particularly infatuated with a person, then you must not be worthy of him!

After ten years of continuous efforts and struggle, I finally changed from ignorant youth to ignorant youth.

Because I was poor, I was at home on the national day and avoided a festival.

It's full of fat.

Lu Yao knows that he is short of horsepower and sees evil intentions for a long time.

Do you know why heaven envies talents? Because nobody cares how long a fool lives.

The world is so big, you only watch in the circle of friends.

If the loss is a blessing, then I may be as lucky as the East China Sea.

A fierce look at you is not good, take a closer look, it is better than a fierce look.

Childhood dream is to be a hero, did not expect to be able to easily achieve in the mobile phone, and there are many choices.

Poverty is not terrible. What's terrible is that I am the poorest person.

Tomorrow after tomorrow, how many tomorrow! Since there are so many, we may as well delay.

I don't want to be the last one to let you down.

There is no straight man, as long as you are good-looking, you can become curved.

I think there must be a lot of people secretly in love with me, because for so many years, no one told me!

Do you have any good sports? "Escapism.".

The biggest advantage of a blind date is that if the marriage goes wrong in the future, you can put the blame on the matchmaker.

I'm not even afraid of being poor and ugly, but also afraid of being single?

A person's life, three days is doomed to seven by hard work, the remaining 90 by parents.

Your dad has to work hard to make you look effortless.

Good looking clavicles are the same, and interesting bellies are bouncing around.

According to analysis, the root cause of extramarital love is marriage.

Your face is as rough as your life.

In the world, everything can be done, except math problems.

Do not eat fat Chinese new year, how can you afford to die of chicken, duck, fish and pig?

Do you have any good sports? "Escapism.".

You give grass a little love, grass also you a piece of green!

All your sorrow comes from your balance.

Although you are single, you are fat as two.

I think there must be a lot of people secretly in love with me, because for so many years, no one told me!

When the history exam comes, history will be rewritten by me!

Don't worry, as long as you keep going downhill, you will never be at the bottom of your life.

You don't have to do today's work. In case you die tomorrow, you don't have to do it.

Nowadays, some people eat by their faces, while others eat by their faces.

Thank you. I lose my chain every time I need you.

I saw a fortune teller. As soon as I sat down, he asked me, what are you?

Someone saves your number to call you. I'm not the same. I'm not answering.

Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately, in the end it killed all the students.

Heart is higher than heaven, life is thinner than paper.

If you can't rob others, you can't do it on singles day.

You two seem to be a perfect match. The garbage sorting of Yuelao is quite up to standard.

God is fair, he gave you a ugly face, will certainly give you a poor family.

People still have to have a dream, even if it is salty fish, also want to do the saltiest one.

I really want to sell the house and travel around the world, but the landlord doesn't agree.

There is nothing difficult in the world, but to be afraid of the rich.

Many people feel that they are too tired to live. In fact, they may just sleep too late.

The so-called review is to confirm what you can't, and you really can't.

You all praise the beauty, there are traces of PS inside.

Making money is like constipation - it's hard to get old, but it's like laxity - you can't hold back.

Most of the time, it's not the work that consumes energy, but the people you meet at work.

I know years will smooth my edges and corners, but did not expect, is to rub me on the ground.

When life pressure you can't breathe, you must straighten your back so that you can't look bad when you are crushed to death.

Although you have never been abroad, you are jet lagged every day.

Only when you have suffered from bitterness can you know that there is no bitterness, only more bitterness.

Today's girls, if they don't work hard, will be arrested to get married and have a second child.

The world is so big that I want to see it. How far can you walk with such a small purse?

If life is a movie, then you are the advertisement.

People think I don't have friends. In fact, I really don't have friends.

There are a lot of people who want to be assassinated.

Feelings can be run in, the premise is, look at the face.

One day you will meet a girl who doesn't want your house or your car, and she doesn't want you either.

Buy a globe on holiday. The world is so big that you can not only look at it, but also turn around.

Are you afraid of being ridiculed if you don't look good? Don't worry. It's the same to dress well.

A girl asked me to borrow money for cosmetic surgery, which was successful. I didn't recognize who asked me for the money.

Don't feel that you have reached the trough when you are young, and you still have a lot of room to go down.

I'm happy for you when you're good. I'm happy for the world if you're not.

People who used to pour cold water on me, it doesn't matter. I will return it to you when I boil it.

Since ancient times, deep love can not be retained, always routine win the hearts of the people.

I used to eat on my face, but I almost starved to death before giving up.

The child is either stupid or not learning in the right way. Is it stupid to find the wrong way to learn?

In the adult world, nothing is easy except to get fat.

Your dad has to work hard to make you look effortless.

Give your dream wings, you can't fly anywhere.

It's been a long time since I've seen you, or have you turned a blind eye to it.

Life is not like this or that. In short, it won't be what you think.

Learning makes people happy, but not learning makes people happier.

Because of his introverted personality, he couldn't do it all the time.

Long time not open QQ, login only found that only Tencent News care about you.

No object yet? Would you like to introduce a good dog food.

If you want to buy a Porsche Cayenne, please tell me where your money comes from!

Can your play, like your money, be less?

Before doing the test, first think about the author's intention. I think he wants me to die.

Making money is like constipation - it's hard to get old, but it's like laxity - you can't hold back.

Nowadays, young people want to sleep all the time except sleeping time.

I don't want to get married and have children, which is my consciousness as a poor man.

I picked up a magic lamp and wished I could find my girlfriend before I died. As a result, I got eternal life!

You are like the sun in the blue sky, which can't be seen directly.

Although the brain and intestines look very similar, but you can't always use to hold shit!

There are things or people that you can't do without money. You have to have a lot of money.

It doesn't matter who you are, but what you want to do when you break into my life?

In the past, I didn't know anything except reading, but now I know everything except reading.

I watched you walk onto the stage with my own eyes. I don't know if you are going to make a fool of yourself or make a fool of yourself.

Life is like water in a sponge. As long as you don't want to squeeze, it will evaporate one day.

Do not eat fat Chinese new year, how can you afford to die of chicken, duck, fish and pig?

What can you do to let go of your dignity and be humble? Copy work.

Appearance doesn't matter. Love is about feeling, but people don't feel ugly.

Life not only has in front of you, but also has the distant wolfberry.

Why do parents only look at grades? crap! Can they understand the topic?

There is a road in the mountain of books. It's because you don't have a rich life.

If you like a girl, try to make more money, and then you can make more money.

Failure is also a part of success. Where you fall down, you will deceive others.

I used to be young, but now my youth is gone, and there is only one.

In this final exam, I will tell you how many students there are in our grade.

It's too simple to kill an obsessive-compulsive disorder.

Your plan, like a snack, is a fart when you eat it.

Please cherish those who hurt you, after all, others are lazy to harm you.

Time will save you enough disappointment and tell you not to thank.

Don't wear headphones when crossing the road. In case of being hit by a car, the earphone will be broken?

Did I live for 16 years, or did I live for 1 day and repeat for 16 years?

Wake up, you are not bereaved, but the normal performance of having no money and sex.

Life is not only about the present, but also about poems and distant places.

Whether it's a white hat or a black hat, it's not a good hat to turn green.

Journey to the West tells us that having a pig like teammate can make the team go to the West.

As long as the express is still on the way, I feel that this life is still a little hopeful.

Rich people can choose to keep a low profile, but you can only keep a low profile.

The rich get married in the end, and those without money can only eat the soil.

If you want small profits, you can't achieve great things.

There is no one to fall in love with at first sight, but also lack of money to make people love each other for a long time.

It doesn't matter if you are poor. What matters is more than one.

Life is the ups and downs. At the end of the day, you'll jump twice.

Thought gives us too much freedom, but we drag down the thought!

Say in front of the mirror every day that you are great, and soon the mirror will become a great mirror.

This is the worst year of the past decade, and the good news is that this year is the best year in the next decade.

Good luck will come, but it will come to others.

Why do people call human, because people live is tired.

The longest love history of a person is probably narcissism.

The early bird catches the worm, but you are the worm.

Don't bow to fate easily, because you will see fat when you bow down.

People often say, do not leave youth blank, so I blacken it!

There is no obstacle in life, only one ridge after another.

Although I look ugly, but bought beautiful clothes, I can ugly beautiful.

Don't say that someone else's brain is sick. The premise of brain disease is that there must be a brain.

Even if it's salty fish, you're not the saltiest one.

If the whole world doesn't want you, you should remember me, and I don't want you.

It doesn't matter if you can't lose weight after a week of exercise, because you can't lose weight after ten weeks of exercise.

There is a road in the mountain of books. It's because you don't have a rich life.

Don't look at others on the surface, everything is going well, in fact, they also have a smooth flow behind their backs.

What do you kick me for?

I don't want to be the last one to let you down.

I want to get to know you again, starting with your name. What's your name?

There is no wife in the cake, no cotton in the marshmallow, so there is no money in the purse.

Believe in yourself. You can't do what others can.

Maybe sleep is the real form of human activity. No wonder I can't wake up all the time.

Others worry about how to make money, but I worry about how to spend it. How can I spend 20 yuan until the 10th of next month?

I thought tomorrow would be better, and then I looked forward to it every day.

I heard that it rained in your city. I don't know if you have an umbrella. If you take this rain, it will be white.

The one who looks good is called food, and the one who is not good-looking is called a bucket!

If you help a friend who is in urgent need of money, he will remember you the next time he needs money.

What's wrong with being ugly? I can't see it myself. It's you who are disgusting!

You can't sleep well by yourself, and you want to sleep with someone else?

If there is any truth in this world, it is deserved!

If you see my face is not good, don't think too much, that is, you forget to give the red envelope.

I've never been mentally handicapped to publish my brand name online because I can't afford it.

When happiness knocks on the door, I'm afraid I'm not at home, so I've always been very homesick.

A friend of mine stopped complaining and began to work hard. Several years later, he was still like this bird.

Looking back on the past, I didn't even go straight once.

You work so hard every day and endure so much loneliness and pain. But I don't see how good you are!

Running with the wind, freedom is the direction, but forget the short legs, no strength.

The dream still has to have, in case the next life has come true?

It doesn't matter if you are poor. You are not only poor but also ugly.

When happiness knocks on the door, I'm afraid I'm not at home, so I've always been very homesick.

The noise in the day is too noisy to wake up, and the night is too quiet to sleep.

In life, many people like to make a fuss. In fact, there is no need to think about how to deal with a big problem.

You think that the prodigal son will not change his money. In fact, the prodigal son may just go ashore slowly.

There is no obstacle in life, only one ridge after another.

Don't put things off until tomorrow. The day after tomorrow is a good day.

Others' lives are full of stories, while mine are accidents.

If life is a movie, then you are the advertisement.

Always repeating, especially mistakes!

What is April Fool's Day confession, Qingming Festival confession is king, failure can also be said to be possessed by ghosts!

The money to buy a house has not been saved yet, and it will start to save money for buying graves.

Opportunities are always left to those who have the heart and the face.

Why do Chinese people have to choose a good day to get married? Because it's hard to live a good life after marriage!

Once a dreamer, now there is no dream, only homesick.

Laziness is a good excuse to say that you can accomplish great things if you work hard.

You are so good at comforting others. You must have spent many days comforting yourself.

Now the tears, are the original brain into the water.

Twenty years ago, those silly children who ate little raccoon still couldn't collect the five blessings.

When a hero is angry, she becomes a beauty. When she is angry, she has to spend money.

What about hair loss? Eat a healthy diet and keep a good attitude so that you can accept this fact.

Why does God close a door for you? It's not because you are in the dark.

A friend of mine stopped complaining and began to work hard. Several years later, he was still like this bird.

Finally, I got used to my appearance, cut my hair, and changed my ugly method.

What's terrible is not that others fool you today, but forget you.

This year, which has not broken up the love, only does not hurt the hand Libai. You have to be open-minded.

Dream of their own in the exam, and then be scared to wake up, found that they really in the exam.

People still have to have a dream, even if it is salty fish, also want to do the saltiest one.

Go to bed early, because the person you like is already sleeping with others.

It's a pity to know you in such a big world.

Along the way, you are willing to suffer a little bit, and there is no need to talk about many hardships.

If you respect people one inch, he will get more.

Wu Zetian proved that success has nothing to do with gender. You have proved that success has nothing to do with you.

Xiao San is a good thing. She took the dog that doesn't love you.

It's not hard to be a good man for a day, but a rich man for a lifetime.

Pay will have a return, such as one time of extravagance, for twice the disappointment.

Nothing can defeat you, because you have never succeeded.

You're creative and you live with courage.

There is no one to fall in love with at first sight, but also lack of money to make people love each other for a long time.

Some people are four, except two, or two.

Even if you fail 99 times, you should try again to round up the whole number.

Don't always dig out the heart and lung for people. Some people don't eat viscera.

How touching the earth at the beginning, there will be more than ten thousand calamities.

In the world, everything can be done, except math problems.

When we were young, we were all very happy, because at that time, we were not so obviously ugly and poor.

Despair is not in a certain moment, but in every moment.

The early bird catches the worm, but you are the worm.

Up to now, only chopsticks can be taken up and put down.

Other people have more money than you and work harder than you, but you are more powerful. You have everything by your imagination.

I don't know the price of firewood and rice if I'm not in charge. I don't know how fat I am if I don't take pictures.

Don't be too confident. You may have believed in the wrong person.

I miss you so much, the first sentence is false, the second sentence is also false.

Although you are short, your hairline is high.

It's full of fat.

As long as you are willing to bear hardships, work hard, put down your body and ask for food, there will always be someone to catch up with

If there is any truth in this world, it is deserved!

I haven't been to your city, but I've painted your question.

If you don't go crazy, you'll get old faster.

You have to work hard to live, because you have to work hard to know that you really can't.

It's not terrible. What's terrible is that you can't solve it.

Poor you work hard! If you don't work hard, how can you be in debt.

If life deceives you, you turn on the beauty camera and cheat all the people.

Thank you. I lose my chain every time I need you.

Try to match up the students around you, so that you can reduce a sum of money.

Don't look down. Your chin will show.

Do anything must persist, always let you see, the day of failure.

As long as you don't make a fuss, money really does everything.

A single man is called a single dog, while a single woman is called a dog.

You're the best you can do. It's better to make a fool of yourself.

Sharing weal and woe with you, who are you?

There is no high cold people at all. It's not you who are warm!

Homesickness is a small ticket. I am at this end and the yellow cattle is at that end.

Today's era, not belong to the Post-00, belongs to the cheeky!

You're not incompetent. You just don't have the right to choose.

How old can you accept love? As long as you look good, five thousand years will do.

God is full of wisdom to the world, but you have an umbrella.

99% of the things in the world can be solved with money, and the remaining 1% needs more money.

When you are in love, you will feel like taking drugs. If you break up, you will feel like giving up drugs again.

Heart is higher than heaven, life is thinner than paper.

If we don't owe each other, how can we meet again.

Your stinky foot was bitten by a poisonous snake. After 6 hours of rescue, the snake was finally saved.

Once some people miss it, thank God.

You give grass a little love, grass also you a piece of green!

If the word "give up" appears in your mind, be sure to tell yourself firmly: you have nothing, where can you give up?

Suddenly found that the first thing to get up is to touch the mobile phone, the last thing before going to bed is to put down the mobile phone.

Tell me when you don't have money. Let me know that I'm not the only one.

The real warrior, dare to face the balance on the bank card, dare to face up to the number on the scale.

If you help a friend who is in urgent need of money, he will remember you the next time he needs money.

Put down your mobile phone and go out for a walk. In the end, you will find that the mobile phone is still interesting.

Those social elites whom everyone envies are not as good as you think. But it must be much better than you.

When comforting others, I just want to find a rope.

The same is salted fish, why can others turn over, but you stick to the pot?

I don't know what happiness is when I am in it? It's just that I'm going to get fat and become a pig. I still think I'm ok.

The girl who loves to laugh is not so bad, but the girl with bad luck can still laugh?

I'm typing in... How many people hope and how many people are disappointed.

The world is fair. People who are busier than you earn more than you and those who are idle earn less.

Even if you go to bed late, the people who won't look for you will not look for you!

It takes three hours for you to pick yourself up and get things done in three minutes.

Only through hard work can we know that the gap in IQ is insurmountable.

Others don't know whether you are good or not. Others can only see that you are short, fat and poor.

Don't look down. Your chin will show.

It's not a shame to sell your soul and principles. What's humiliating is that you can't sell it for a good price.

When others say busy to you, it's TA who wants to leave time for more important people.

Brother listen to my advice, the game can play again, daughter-in-law can play without the game.

It doesn't matter if the melon is sweet or not, as long as it can quench your thirst.

If you are particularly infatuated with a person, then you must not be worthy of him!

Others don't know whether you are good or not. Others can only see that you are short, fat and poor.

Don't set the bank card password as your girlfriend's birthday, or you'll have to change it.

Because I'm poor, I dare not even care about you. I'm afraid you'd better make a huge sum of money.

The person who gives you a thumbs up is not necessarily praising you, but may also be aiming at you with a gun.

If I don't have the ability to comfort myself, I can't live now.

Compared with ugliness, poverty is not worth mentioning.

Don't lose weight. You're ugly not only because you're fat.

He once dreamed of walking around the world with a sword. Because he was too fat, he cancelled the original plan.

How good are you with your best friend? He entered MLM, and I was the first one to go offline.

My goal is to have a house at the age of 30. Now I'm halfway there. I'm 30 years old.

What you have now has never been yours, because you will lose it in the future.

Look in the mirror when you are looking good. After all, this illusion is not everyday.

I don't know if it's someone else's love that's too easy or your own eight characters are too hard.

Time will save you enough disappointment and tell you not to thank.

After so long efforts, if you have a little talent, it's time to show some signs of success.

Food is generally more kind, because every day only want to eat, there is no time to calculate others.

Looking at his back, he bewildered thousands of troops and turned his head to frighten back a hundred thousand masters.

To make girls cry is a very seedless thing, and to make boys cry is a big deal.

From small to large, the only constant is a heart that doesn't miss books.

Rich people are worried about taxes, and you just don't sleep enough!

Gold always shines, but you are just a piece of fat.

Look in the mirror when you are looking good. After all, this illusion is not everyday.

If you are particularly infatuated with a person, then you must not be worthy of him!

If I have something that you don't like, please overcome it by yourself.

Poverty is only temporary, as long as you work hard, you will find that you gradually get used to it.

What can you do to let go of your dignity and be humble? Copy work.

Why do parents only look at grades? crap! Can they understand the topic?

Although you can no longer grow tall, but you can continue to gain weight.

Do you live by the sea? This wave.

When the salted fish has a dream, it will become a salted fish with a dream.

Pay will have a return, such as one time of extravagance, for twice the disappointment.

I have a heart to get up early, but my quilt and bed don't agree.

Eat fish tonight. I think you are very picky.

To make girls cry is a very seedless thing, and to make boys cry is a big deal.

Just because in the crowd, one more look at you, you think I'm going to sit on your motorcycle.

Who said I can't play musical instruments? I'm out of the house and I'm good at it.

It takes 99.81 difficulties for a good man to become a Buddha, and a bad man just needs to put down his butcher's knife.

There's no hope to be a good man, and bad man is not good at it.

Don't always be so narcissistic, beautiful woman looked at you more, just because you are ugly and unique.

What you have now has never been yours, because you will lose it in the future.

It's a waste of ten minutes to listen to you.

There are two tragedies in life. One is not getting what you want, the other is getting what you don't want.

Always remember to smile, it will make you look like a psychopath that can't be easily provoked.

The reality is that you've been photographed dead on the beach before the waves start.

There must be fog in front of the mountain, and the boat will sink naturally at the end of the bridge.

Even if you go to bed late, the people who won't look for you will not look for you!

The creditor is the one who will not abandon you even if you are broke.

You're a stewed chicken, yellow, stuffy and rubbish.

Thank you. I lose my chain every time I need you.

Despite the ostensible beauty of those rich people, they are actually more beautiful in private.

God is full of wisdom to the world, but you have an umbrella.

Only a liar is sincere, because he is really cheating you.

When others say busy to you, it's TA who wants to leave time for more important people.

There must be fog in front of the mountain, and the boat will sink naturally at the end of the bridge.

There are two kinds of results of strong kiss confession to women, one is Pa Pa Pa, the other is Pa Pa Pa PA. This is the gap between loser and Gao Fu Shuai.

Although you learn slowly, but you, give up quickly.