Every time you want to save money, your IQ will reach its peak!
Money is not everything, but money can really do what you want.
Rich people get married, but poor people can only eat dirt.
I hate people who flatter me most in my life. When I am with them, it seems that I am not a man.
Go out more while you are young, or you won't know how good it is to stay at home.
Please wear a helmet when riding an electric bicycle, otherwise, classmates driving Mercedes Benz will recognize you.
I will see the parents of the other party tomorrow. I'm so nervous. After all, I beat their children first.
Last year, we set a target deposit of 30000 yuan, but this year, we still need 50000 yuan.
Although you look tired when you move bricks, you look really handsome when you pay.
You still have to have dreams. Otherwise, when you drink too much, what do you talk to people about?
People should have dreams, even if it is salted fish, they should also make the saltiest one.
Seeing a fortune teller, he asked me as soon as I sat down. What are you?
We agreed to go to Baitou together, but you secretly baked oil.
Can money buy happiness? No, money itself is happiness!
Although those rich people look beautiful on the surface, they are actually more beautiful in private.
There is no end to learning.
Your face is doomed one minute, and you should look at the filter nine minutes.
Can you be sincere to me? Certainly. I really don't like you.
Research shows that people who smoke and drink all the year round have a lower probability of suffering from Alzheimer's disease, because the probability of early death is higher.
All your sadness comes from your balance.
Only age and fat can get something for nothing.
I heard that you are not as good as me, so I'm relieved.
Don't think about losing weight all day long. Does your mouth agree with you?
Before I met you, my world was black and white. After I met you, it was completely black.
Today is New Year's Eve. Come here and give you your favorite swan meat.
Can there be an echo in your memory?
A horse never stops its hooves, and you never stop its mouth.
One day you will meet a girl who doesn't want your house or your car, nor does she want you.
I go to work just to make money. Don't talk about my ideal. My ideal is not to go to work.
It doesn't matter to be a little poor, but more than a little.
Thin people can wear clothes out of stories, fat people can only wear accidents.
Other people's money is outside my possession.
You should be safe and steady, because you can't make any moth.
Money can't buy happiness, it must be that your money is too little!
It doesn't matter if you say something wrong, you will continue to say it wrong.
It's just money. It seems that no one lacks it.
Finally, he won 5 million yuan. When he cashed in, he woke up with a smile.
You should be safe and steady, because you can't make any moth.
God sprinkles wisdom on the world, but you have an umbrella.
Life is not only the immediate pressure, but also the disaster behind it.
When the boss uses you, you are a talent. When you are not used, you become a layoff!
Don't always call yourself a single dog. You are a single turtle according to your age and a single fool according to your IQ.
Can money buy happiness? No, money itself is happiness!
If you don't give up one second, you will be even more desperate next time.
The real food can be regarded as moon cakes.
It doesn't matter if you can't lose weight after a week of exercise, because you can't lose weight after ten weeks of exercise.
I'm not afraid of being poor or ugly, or of being single?
The boss said that as long as we work hard, he can change Maserati next year.
If I can lose weight through my wild imagination, I may have only my soul left now.
If you become a spare tire, please forget that you are also a jack.
Why do Chinese people have to choose a good day to get married? Because after getting married, there will be no good life!
People need to work hard. After you work hard, you will find that you are really ordinary.
Don't bring earphones when crossing the road. If you are hit by a car, the earphones will break down?
I don't know much about music, so sometimes I don't rely on music or tune.
You are not so miserable. People who are miserable don't have mobile phones.
Women conquer men with silk stockings, and men conquer banks with silk stockings.
Congratulations on another day. You won a prize. Another day.
It's said that it's raining in your city. I don't know if you have an umbrella. If you take this rain, it will be white.
Say "You are great" to the mirror every day. Soon, the mirror will become a great mirror.
As long as there is an express on the way, I feel this life is still hopeful.
When you doubt life, in fact, this is your life.
Knowledge gives you power, ignorance will give you more powerful, fearless and unpredictable power.
What is powerful is not how many backstage you have, but how many backstage you can become!
Look in the mirror when you are looking good. After all, this illusion is not everyday.
You want to be rich? Just think about it.
The world is so big that I want to see it. How far can you go with such a small wallet?
Give your dreams wings, you can't fly anywhere.
You are not walking on the road of Niu B, but still walking on the road of pretending to be forced.
Come on, boys! As long as you work hard, your boss will succeed.
No matter what happens, where you fall, just lie down for a while.
Only after hard work can we know that the gap in IQ is insurmountable.
Someone saved your number to call you. I'm different. I don't want to answer it.
I used to go to school to make money, but now I work to make money.
What I have thought about is illusion, but I have no future if I do it seriously.
Hope is always here, and you miss it every moment.
I thought tomorrow would be better, and then I looked forward to tomorrow every day.
I heard that you are not as good as me, so I'm relieved.
Last year, we set a target deposit of 30000 yuan, but this year, we still need 50000 yuan.
Don't bow your head, your chin will show.
I saved dandruff for a year just to give you snow.
People who are better than you are still working hard. What's the use of your efforts?
I find that I can coax girls to sleep. As soon as I send a message, the girl will say I am going to sleep.
You are sleepy every day because you are trapped by life.
Until now, the only thing that can be taken up and put down is chopsticks.
The picture of my wife in my wallet is to remind myself how to lose the money in my wallet.
Empress Wu has proved that success has nothing to do with gender, and you have proved that success has nothing to do with you.
The prince took the size 43 crystal shoes he left behind and pondered.
They are also salty fish. Why can others turn over while you are stuck in the pan?
Are you good at any sports? "Escape from reality".
Sir, the money on your card is not enough
There was no way in the world. When there were more people walking, the teacher began to call the roll.
Life polishes your edges and corners to make you roll farther.
Only after hard work can we know that the gap in IQ is insurmountable.
Living expenses are like big aunts. They come once a month and disappear in a few days.
I had schizophrenia, but now we have recovered.
You don't know how to arrange your life. There will be many people who will help you arrange what they need you to do.
Emotion can be run in if you look at your face.
In the morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and comforted myself that there was nothing wrong. There was something uglier than me.
I will never be brainless and post my brand on the Internet because I can't afford it.
Whether you are two or no two, two is there, no three no four.
If we don't owe each other, how can we meet again.
Although you can no longer grow tall, you can continue to gain weight.
99% of the things in the world can be solved with money, and the remaining 1% needs more money.
Please cherish those who have hurt you. After all, others are too lazy to hurt you.
Do you think you are Cinderella? Please don't dream, she is the daughter of the count.
If you show respect to others, they will advance further.
Opportunities are reserved for those who are prepared. Those who have no opportunities should not prepare blindly.
Don't give up your dream, keep sleeping!
You can't have it both ways, but you can be poor and ugly.
Even if it is Belive, there is a lie hidden in the middle.
In fact, many life problems can be solved without shame.
The creditor is the one who will not abandon you even if you break your property.
Even if you sleep late, the person who will not find you will not find you!
Others don't know whether you are good or not. Others can only see that you are short, fat and poor.
The ugly duckling can become a swan, not because he works hard, but because his parents are swans.
Work hard, every difficulty will overcome me.
Stupidity is not so terrible. After all, jellyfish have no brains and have lived for 600 million years.
Choice is more important than hard work, so I choose not to work hard.
Becoming famous is like farting. It's not enough to make a noise, but it will be a long time.
When God closes a door for you, he will also close the window for you.
Wake up, this is not a funeral, but a normal performance of having no money and sex life.
I think there must be many people who love me secretly, because no one has spoken to me for so many years!
When others tell you that they are busy, it is TA who needs to leave time for more important people.
Although I can't go on a trip, I have a physique of being fat.
There is no news that cannot be seen, only those who do not want to return.
Someone saved your number to call you. I'm different. I don't want to answer it.
Don't set your bank card password as your girlfriend's birthday, or you will always have more trouble.
Mass blessings and single digit red envelopes are soulless.
I usually talk to others to save face. If I hate you, I do it on purpose.
When I was a child, I was most afraid of dreaming that I would find the toilet. The most terrible thing is that I found the toilet without waking up.
After everyone's patient persuasion, I finally accepted the fact that I was a fool.
If you help a friend who needs money badly, he will surely remember you when he needs money next time.
You are so good at comforting others. You must have spent a lot of time comforting yourself.
Some things still need to be persisted, such as sleeping, especially when the alarm clock rings.
The moon represents my heart, pitted and cold?
Some people are four, except two, or two.
After thinking about salary comparison, forget it. I don't want to live.
Look in the mirror when you are looking good. After all, this illusion is not everyday.
Recently, I have changed from the bad habit of staying up late to staying up all night.
Go out more while you are young, or you won't know how good it is to stay at home.
Are you afraid of being laughed at if you don't look good? Don't worry, it's the same with good clothes.
Only after hard work can we know that the gap in IQ is insurmountable.
A girl who likes to laugh is not too unlucky, but can a girl who is unlucky still laugh?
You can't always look at what you don't have. Look more at what you have. Forget it. Close your eyes.
Every time you spend money, you say your wallet is dripping blood, but your wallet has lost too much blood and died.
Since childhood, I like to stand on my own, for example, relying on my own skill list.
Heart is a great poet, but mouth is a poor editor.
It is better to be uniform in beauty than different in ugliness.
Since ancient times, deep love has always been popular.
Those who have really worked hard know that the gap in IQ is insurmountable.
Laughing girls always have more crow's feet than others.
I thought we could go to the end together. Who knows, you will take a taxi after two steps.
Although you can no longer grow tall, you can continue to gain weight.
Winter is good. When we are poor, there is a northwest wind.
Work hard if you are poor! If you don't work hard, how can you be in debt.
Pay attention to details and start from small things, because you can't do big things at all.
There are no secret admirers, but there are many people who want to assassinate.
Life will not abandon you, but it will not let you go.
You are so good at comforting others. You must have spent a lot of time comforting yourself.
I examine myself three times a day. I have no money, no car, no house.
If you work harder, you will get more blows.
Why do Chinese people have to choose a good day to get married? Because after getting married, there will be no good life!
When happiness knocks on the door, I'm afraid I'm not at home, so I've always been homestead.
The best time to show love is at noon, because there will be retribution sooner or later.
If time can go back, it must be that you are dreaming.
Other people's money is outside my possession.
It takes ten minutes to listen to you.
Heart is higher than sky, life is thinner than paper.
When you lose motivation to work, look at your bank card balance. Then you will find that work is useless.
Only a liar in the world is sincere, because he is really lying to you.
If there is any truth in the world, it is deserved!
If you don't cherish me, after passing this village, I will wait for you in the next village.
If life is a movie, you are the advertisement popping up in the middle.
If you work hard enough for a long time, you can fail more thoroughly.
Nothing is happier than sleeping late, except getting up late.
Some people are beautiful, some people are ugly, and you are so ugly.
Don't always scold others, you are not as good as them.
Why is God always jealous of talents? Because nobody cares how long a fool lives.
Nothing can defeat you, because you have never succeeded.
Love really needs courage to accept, no one loves again and again.
The most beautiful words in the world are not that I love you, but that your tumor is benign!
Sister, you take the bow, brother, I walk on the shore. 99% of this sentence is sung.
Empress Wu has proved that success has nothing to do with gender, and you have proved that success has nothing to do with you.
It's a fine day today. I've stayed in my room for a long time. I'm going to the living room to relax.
It doesn't matter if you are poor. Keep your head up and let everyone see that you are not only poor but also ugly and short.
Enter the elder friend circle to learn the latest rumors.
It doesn't matter if you fail in the college entrance examination. There will be more failures waiting for you in the future.
People fall in love by looking romantic and burning money, while you are blind by the other person.
Be nice to your girlfriend in the future. After all, she is blind and can't be hurt any more.
Who said you don't have perseverance? Don't you insist on being single for decades?
When you see others on their way to success, ask yourself if you don't want to be a stumbling block on their way to success?
If you are lazy, you will lose because I am too lazy to compete with you.
Every day we should have new expectations, so that we can have new disappointments.
You think you can do nothing well? If you are wrong, you can also be a waste.
Boy, what's wrong with being poor? If you are poor, you should also stand up and show others that you are not only poor, but also short.
The time has come for all contradictions to be resolved with the words "celebrate the New Year".
Money can't buy love, but it can buy love.
I heard you had a bad time. I squatted at the door and laughed all day.
I heard you had a bad time. I squatted at the door and laughed all day.
Thought has given us too much freedom, and we are dragging thoughts down!
The teacher doesn't need to change my seat. Anyhow, I can talk about where I sit.
Life is still interesting. After all, every day I want to die for different reasons.
They all say that money is a bastard, but it's really beautiful.
Never abandon yourself. Once you start to give up, you will find that you are very happy
The pain of life is not because you don't have money, but because others have money.
When others pick up girls after work, you meet them after work.
I'm not short, I'm just far from the sky.
Life is not only the immediate pressure, but also the disaster behind it.
I have reached the legal age for marriage. When I went to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get the certificate, did my wife bring it or wait for them to send it?
Although those rich people look beautiful on the surface, in fact, they are more beautiful in private.
Insomnia and sleeplessness may be because your mobile phone still has electricity.
You don't have nothing, you are still sick!
In the face of difficulties, stick to it for a while, and you will get used to it.
When you fall, there are thousands of people who can replace you.
There is no unprovoked love, no unprovoked hate in the world, but TM has unprovoked fat!
The purpose of putting mirrors in the school building is to let you know that people who are ugly should read more.
The world is so big, I want to see if there are plastic bottles.
The level of English in primary schools has become more and more inadequate.
Every woman is looking for a man, and finally finds that the most manly man is herself.
Do you know the difference between investment and speculation? One is Mandarin, the other is Cantonese.
You think your boyfriend is an ATM, but there are ten machines and nine and a half are deposit machines.
Life is still interesting. After all, every day I want to die for different reasons.
Give your favorite girl a lipstick. At least she has your sense of participation when kissing others.
I lay on the bed looking at the ceiling, thinking about the ceiling of my work, just the floor of others.
Love you is not two or three days, but a day without love.
As the saying goes, a man who has no foresight must be rich.
The most beautiful words in the world are not that I love you, but that your tumor is benign!
Please cherish those who have hurt you. After all, others are too lazy to hurt you.
When there is no money, it is a curse to hear others say that they wish you a long life.
Only age and fat can get something for nothing.
Success can be copied, but for you, pasting is prohibited here.
Failure is not terrible, but you still believe it.
Sometimes people treat you coldly, which may not be your problem. Maybe he just doesn't like ugly.
When you are in love, you will feel like taking drugs. When you break up, you will feel like giving up drugs.
You think your boyfriend is an ATM, but there are ten machines and nine and a half are deposit machines.
Your good night just wants me to shut up.
You must dare to love and hate to find your love and hate. Others really don't care.
Growth is the process of turning your crying into silence.
Pretending to be forced is just an instant, and shameless is eternal.
Don't give up your dream, keep sleeping!
Eating food is generally kind-hearted, because I only want to eat every day and have no time to calculate others.
If you still persist, you are not desperate enough.
I'd rather not talk and look like a fool than open my mouth to prove that I am.
Work hard, every difficulty will overcome me.
The handsome kickers are handsome, and the ugly ones are like shovel shit when playing golf.
Others use brand-name bags, while you can only use facial expression bags.
Even if the heavy rain overturns the whole city, the company still counts you as late.
Most people lie for the first time in life, starting from writing a composition.
How great is being rich? Being rich is really amazing.
When can I withdraw the money in my mind.
I always figure out a lot of things in the early morning and forget everything after dawn.
Those who look good may not be good people, but may be fraud groups.
When you doubt life, in fact, this is your life.
Life is like water in a sponge. As long as you don't want to squeeze it, it will evaporate one day.
Edison searched for the filament thousands of times to make you a durable light bulb.
In winter, places outside the bed are far away, places out of reach are from other places, and going to the toilet is a business trip.
The night gives you black eyes, but you use them to roll your eyes.
What is terrible is that you can't solve it.
They laughed at my ugliness, and I laughed at their correctness.
People have been looking for success all their lives, but more often, what they find is success!
The worst is never just today, but also your future.
Hope is always here, and you miss it every moment.
Once I wanted to be a special person, but now I have succeeded. Now I am very sad and helpless.
I thought we could go to the end together. Who knows, you will take a taxi after two steps.
If others work hard, they will succeed. If you work hard, you will have a meal.
If you don't cherish me, after passing this village, I will wait for you in the next village.
There must be fog when the car arrives at the mountain. When the ship arrives at the bridge, it will sink naturally.
If you don't leave, I will die.
When heaven was about to place a great responsibility on these people, he had to work hard first, and then heaven changed his mind.
Don't say that you are good at nothing. You are a good hand at staying up late playing mobile phones.
Last year, we set a target deposit of 30000 yuan, but this year, we still need 50000 yuan.
The biggest advantage of blind date is that if the marriage goes wrong in the future, you can shift the responsibility to the matchmaker.
Without you, the world will not turn. It will only turn faster and faster. After all, it is much lighter.
Only when there is a long line at the station can you really realize that you are the descendant of the dragon.
Until now, the only thing that can be taken up and put down is chopsticks.
People should have dreams, even if it is salted fish, they should also make the saltiest one.
Life is not only about the present, but also about the poems that can't be read and the distance that can't be reached.
Work hard if you are poor! If you don't work hard, how can you be in debt.
Love is mostly unsuccessful, either suffering from the boredom of getting married, or suffering from the sadness of not getting married.
When a hero is angry, he is a beauty. When a beauty is angry, he has to spend money.
Don't say it's love at first sight, but it's just love at first sight.
If there is no pursuit in life, then how easy it should be
Don't always open your heart and lungs to others. Some people don't eat viscera.
It takes ninety-nine and eighty-one difficulties for a good person to become a Buddha, while a bad person only needs to lay down his butcher's knife.
If you think you are busy every day, it must be your illusion. Dogs must be less busy than you.
Look in the mirror when you are looking good. After all, this illusion is not everyday.
You can't do two points, neither can you do this, nor can you do that.
I examine myself three times a day. I have no money, no car, no house.
I go to work just to make money. Don't talk about my ideal. My ideal is not to go to work.
Don't talk about leaving everything to time. Time is too lazy to clean up your mess.
From a distance, I saw the long hair fluttering. When I came closer, I saw the old monster in the crouching groove.
If you use it skillfully, you can save 80% of your life.
For you, removing makeup is also called money laundering.
If you are all right, it's OK~
I am happy for you if you are doing well, but I am happy for the whole world if you are not doing well.
Someone saved your number to call you. I'm different. I don't want to answer it.
Only those who have worked hard know how important the background is!
It doesn't matter if you are poor. Keep your head up and let everyone see that you are not only poor but also ugly and short.
After everyone's patient persuasion, I finally accepted the fact that I was a fool.
Failure is the mother of success, but failure is often infertility.
If you like a girl, work hard to earn more money, and then pay more.
I also want to be an elegant lady. It is life that has forced my mother into a shrew.
Your complicated facial features can't hide your simple IQ.
When you see me staring at you all the way, don't think I'm interested in you. I really can't see who you are.
Forget the past unhappy, because the future will be more unhappy.
Many things in the world will eventually become better as time goes by. For example, your fat will eventually become fat.
All stories will have an end, only life with you.
Sharing weal and woe, you don't accompany, who are you?
Don't want to fall in love is false, no one is true.
Where there is plenty of grass in the horizon, they all grow in other people's homes.
People often say, don't leave youth blank, so I blacken it!
When you see me staring at you all the way, don't think I'm interested in you. I really can't see who you are.
Is it a long time no see, or, turn a blind eye.
The world is so big that I want to see it. How far can you go with such a small wallet?
Your plan is like a snack. After eating it, it will be a fart.
When happiness knocks on the door, I'm afraid I'm not at home, so I've always been homestead.
I have never been to your city, but I have brushed your questions.
If I didn't have the ability to comfort myself, I really couldn't live now.
As long as the Kung Fu deep iron pestle is ground into a needle, but the person who really grinds the iron pestle into a needle is absolutely a fool.
The meaning that poverty cannot be removed is that if you are poor, stay at home and don't go anywhere.
The reality is that you have been shot dead on the beach before the front wave started.
Good looking bag for three thousand one nights, interesting soul wants car and room.
It's not that the road is rough, but that you can't.
Come on, boys! As long as you work hard, your boss will succeed.
The world is so big that I want to see it. How far can you go with such a small wallet?
Occasionally, I still have to go out for a walk to know how comfortable I am in bed.
Do you think today is the worst day? Tomorrow will change your opinion.
If you rob a bank, no matter success or failure, you will not have to work in the next ten years.
At least in the summer, you are half as rich as you can be.
After breaking through the bottleneck, we found that there were bottle caps.
Spring Festival holiday starts from skipping brunch.
Work hard if you are poor! If you don't work hard, how can you be in debt.
If you like a girl, you should study hard to find a good job and earn a lot of money. When she gets married, you should pay more.
People often say, don't leave youth blank, so I blacken it!
Give your favorite girl a lipstick. At least she has your sense of participation when kissing others.
Don't think God is torturing you, but in fact, God doesn't care about you at all.
Don't be depressed anymore, kid. You should be as lively and cheerful as a psychopath.
The teacher doesn't need to change my seat. Anyhow, I can talk about where I sit.
If you like a person, you should confess. What if it becomes a spare tire?
Emotion can be run in if you look at your face.
Pay attention to details and start from small things, because you can't do big things at all.
Only age and fat can get something for nothing.
If you have a brain disease, you can be cured. How good you are! You have no brain.
Three views are useless. You have to rely on your five senses!
After exercise, you will be surprised to find that you just become strong from obesity.
I don't want to read, mainly because no one feeds cattle, pigs or sheep at home.
I'm not afraid of being poor or ugly, or of being single?
The broadest in the world is the sea, the sky is wider than the sea, and the examination scope is wider than the sky.
Age is not a problem, height is not a distance, who likes you without money?
They said that the network was fake, and I laughed, as if the reality was real.
Don't think you have nothing, at least you are ugly!
It takes ninety-nine and eighty-one difficulties for a good person to become a Buddha, while a bad person only needs to lay down his butcher's knife.
Some people have worked hard all their lives, that is, from the fourth class to the third class.
College students, you should know that learning is not necessarily rewarding, but you can certainly receive goods by cutting hands.
I want to go to the movies with my boyfriend. Is there anything interesting?
Five hundred times of looking back in the previous life, but in exchange for the sentence of this life, hooligan.
The world is so big, I feel so unlucky to know you.
No objects yet? Would you like to introduce a good dog food.
A girl who likes to laugh is not too unlucky, but can a girl who is unlucky still laugh?
If you have a large amount of money in front of you and a fan, what does it have to do with you?
May your troubles, like your hair, become less and less.
The one with wings may not be an angel, but a thunderbolt.
Don't panic to accept failure, but feel it slowly.
No one laughs at your dreams, they just laugh at your strength.
If we don't owe each other, how can we meet again.
I heard you had a bad time. I squatted at the door and laughed all day.
If you are all right, it's OK~
I knew that time would smooth my edges and corners, but I didn't expect that it was to rub me on the ground.
I always thought that I would step back, but I didn't expect to fall down.
It is said that men become worse when they have money. I have been a good man for more than 30 years!
Freedom has never been taken for granted, but a privilege that requires a high cost.
In the morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and comforted myself that there was nothing wrong. There was something uglier than me.
Young people should not always think about taking shortcuts. Strong parents are the absolute principle.
God is fair. If he gives you an ugly face, he will definitely give you a poor family.
Fear of ghosts is really naive. Let me show you people's hearts.
How many more tomorrow and tomorrow! Since there are so many, we might as well delay.
In fact, many life problems can be solved without shame.
Twenty years ago, stupid children who ate raccoons and didn't collect all the cards still couldn't collect all the five blessings.
Only after hard work can we know that the gap in IQ is insurmountable.
You think you are a worm that can turn into a butterfly, but you are just a maggot.
I used to know nothing except reading, but now I know everything except reading.
Boy, what's wrong with being poor? If you are poor, you should also stand up and show others that you are not only poor, but also short.
Although you can no longer grow tall, you can continue to gain weight.
Why is God always jealous of talents? Because nobody cares how long a fool lives.
Single hair loss and no money, running into the elderly.
Do you think you are Cinderella? Please don't dream, she is the daughter of the count.
When I left my hometown, the villagers never had a drink from a well.
I have never asked anyone in my life, only the area of the shadow.
Sleep until your hand cramps, count your money until you wake up naturally.
If you can't compete with others, you can't compete with others. What can you do on Singles Day.
No object is afraid of nothing. I have objects, and I have never won chess.
Life is different from riding a bicycle. Even going downhill will not be easy.
You still have to have dreams. Otherwise, when you drink too much, what do you talk to people about?
I will see the parents of the other party tomorrow. I'm so nervous. After all, I beat their children first.
The purpose of putting mirrors in the school building is to let you know that people who are ugly should read more.
Many times, optimistic attitude and nice words can't help you.
Although I learn slowly, I give up quickly!
Live a good life. Every day will bring a new blow.
I am good at shorting A-shares. As soon as I buy them, they will fall immediately.
Pay attention to details and start from small things, because you can't do big things at all.
Do you live by the sea? Such a wave.
The prince took the size 43 crystal shoes he left behind and pondered.
Face hardships bravely. Those who can't kill you can only leave you disabled.
A person's longest love history is probably narcissism.
Before doing the question, think about the intention of the question maker. I think he wants me dead.
If you know from afar that you are short of horsepower, you will see that people are ill advised over time.
When you see me staring at you all the way, don't think I'm interested in you. I really can't see who you are.
Freedom has never been taken for granted, but a privilege that requires a high cost.
The picture of my wife in my wallet is to remind myself how to lose the money in my wallet.
It is not because we see hope that we persist, but because we persist that we know there is no hope.
Others don't know whether you are good or not. Others can only see that you are short, fat and poor.
No one laughs at your dreams, they just laugh at your strength.
I don't want to get married and have children, which is my consciousness as a poor person.
Laughing girls always have more crow's feet than others.
God closes a security door for you, and also conveniently puts a titanium alloy lock on you.
I made a plan for the holiday, and only finished P after half the summer vacation because of the lan.
Do you know the difference between investment and speculation? One is Mandarin, the other is Cantonese.
Everyone likes to be with you to show their good looks.
Life is not only about the present, but also about the poems that can't be read and the distance that can't be reached.
Don't always scold others, you are not as good as them.
Beauty fades, but folly lasts~
God is fair. If he gives you an ugly face, he will definitely give you a poor family.
Living expenses are like big aunts. They come once a month and disappear in a few days.
Although you are short, your hairline is high.
The world laughs at my madness. I laugh at how quickly the world can see it.
You are sleepy every day because you are trapped by life.
Nothing in the world is difficult except for the rich. Birds of a feather flock together to get rich.
There are so many mental disabilities in the world, but you have become the best.
The world is fair. People who are busier than you earn more than you, and people who are busier than you earn less than you.
You are not unprepared for anything. At least you are ready to fail.
If you are willing to peel off my heart layer by layer, you will find that I am lacking in heart.
What is powerful is not how many backstage you have, but how many backstage you can become!
Don't bow your head, your chin will show.
You are like my sunshine, which is dazzling.
Heart is higher than sky, life is thinner than paper.
The world is so big, I want to see where it is convenient to beg!
When I take off my clothes, I am an animal. When I put on my clothes, I am an animal dressed in clothes.
Pretending to be forced is just an instant, and shameless is eternal.
Do you know why God is jealous of talents? Because nobody cares how long the fool lives.
When you see me staring at you all the way, don't think I'm interested in you. I really can't see who you are.
Don't bow your head and your cuckold will fall off. Don't cry and Lao Wang will laugh.
Every time you want to save money, your IQ will reach its peak!
I'd rather not talk and look like a fool than open my mouth to prove that I am.
He dreamed of walking around with his sword, but cancelled the original plan because he was too fat.
During the interview, they asked you to have a chat, but it was really just a chat.
You went home early these two days. Recently, you stole many pigs. I'm afraid you will have an accident.
You are not so insecure, because no money is the safest.
I examine myself three times a day. I have no money, no car, no house.
Living expenses are like big aunts. They come once a month and disappear in a few days.
If you have a brain disease, you can be cured. How good you are! You have no brain.
I used to buy lottery tickets every day, but one day, I can't even afford to buy lottery tickets.
The handsome kickers are handsome, and the ugly ones are like shovel shit when playing golf.
The life span of mobile phones is 1/20 of that of human beings. Please put aside the chores around you and accompany it well!
What you have now is never yours, because you will lose it in the future.
If you are not happy with your money, you are spending it in the wrong way.
Opportunities are reserved for those who are prepared. Those who have no opportunities should not prepare blindly.
Fortunately, you didn't wash your hair last year. Otherwise, you didn't even have oil in cooking this year.
When you lose weight, you will find that your ugliness has nothing to do with losing weight.
Use 2B to describe you. People don't like pencils.
You met love around the corner, but have you ever thought of each other? He met a ghost around the corner.
Everyone wants to go to heaven, but no one wants to die.
You are just a sugar cane man. It's sweet at the beginning, but it's full of slag in the back.
You can't do two points, neither can you do this, nor can you do that.
If marriage is the tomb of love, the annual celebration of the anniversary of marriage is a tomb sweeping.
Like a person is not hidden, even hidden in the wardrobe, or her husband will be found.
Twenty years ago, stupid children who ate raccoons and didn't collect all the cards still couldn't collect all the five blessings.
Every man dies, either lighter or heavier than a feather.
I'd rather not talk and look like a fool than open my mouth to prove that I am.
Eating food is generally kind-hearted, because I only want to eat every day and have no time to calculate others.
In fact, what you hate is not square dancing, but square dancing aunts.
Failure is also a part of success. Where you fall, you are corrupting others.
How touching it was at the beginning, there will be more than ten thousand disasters later.
The present era, not belongs to the post-00s, but belongs to the thick skinned!
Don't be afraid of myopia, because in front of you, there is nothing but failure.
When you see others on their way to success, ask yourself if you don't want to be a stumbling block on their way to success?
Don't think you can't insist on coming, you will insist on staying up late to play with your mobile phone.
Money can't buy love, but it can buy love.
Nothing in the world is difficult except for the rich. Birds of a feather flock together to get rich.
Some things still need to be persisted, such as sleeping, especially when the alarm clock rings.
No reply from others. Keep waiting. You will wait for her circle of friends.
I'm afraid that you will be mediocre in your life and comfort yourself that you are ordinary and valuable.
I'm not short, I'm just far from the sky.
Yesterday a thief came to my house to steal money. We searched together all night.
What can you do to lower your dignity? Copy homework.
Once the sea was dry and the rocks were crumbling, but it was not easy to get together and disperse.
If you are ugly, you should read more. Books can not make you look good, but they can make you accept reality more easily.
Choice is more important than hard work, so I choose not to work hard.
It's not easy to take a vacation these days. Even the vacation should be in the honor of our ancestors.
The aunt who spread pancakes said that she earned thirty thousand yuan a month, and you are not short of an egg.
Although I am ugly, I can be ugly and beautiful if I buy beautiful clothes.
Every day we should have new expectations, so that we can have new disappointments.
When you know where you are going, the whole world is blocking you up.
Don't bow your head, your chin will show.
I'm not afraid to become a person I hate. I'm afraid I can't live up to them.
Ask Qu to be so clear, only poison soup and live water come!
Heart is higher than sky, life is thinner than paper.
When encountering difficulties, let it go for a while. The next day, I can't remember it again.
Good luck will come, but it will come to others.
After thinking about salary comparison, forget it. I don't want to live.
The so-called growth is to hear the four words of rough seas, and can no longer associate with the sea.
I can't afford to eat in big hotels.
I have taken more selfies with my beautiful mobile phone, and I don't know how ugly I am.
When others tell you that they are busy, it is TA who needs to leave time for more important people.
My friend said he would lend you 20 yuan. After borrowing the money, I learned that some people will live forever.
When you meet someone you like, you should pursue them bravely, so that you can know that there is more than one person who rejects you.
You must believe that tomorrow will be better and better to turn you into a dog.
If one day you find yourself getting rich overnight, slap yourself. Wake up and don't be late for work.
You can't ignore your ugliness just because you are fat.
Although others seem to have been plain sailing, they are actually plain sailing behind their backs.
Do you think today is the worst day? Tomorrow will change your opinion.
Although you have never been abroad, you are jet lagged every day.
Life is not only about the present, but also about the poems that can't be read and the distance that can't be reached.
In the adult world, nothing is easy except getting fat.
Your father must work very hard to make you look effortless.
Three views are useless. You have to rely on your five senses!
Until now, the only thing that can be taken up and put down is chopsticks.
Sometimes people treat you coldly, which may not be your problem. Maybe he just doesn't like ugly.
Your vision is not limited to your living environment, but also to your vision.
Since childhood, I like to stand on my own, for example, relying on my own skill list.
Nine out of ten people are unhappy in life. They have never met one or two people.
Love is mostly unsuccessful, either suffering from the boredom of getting married, or suffering from the sadness of not getting married.
My friend said he would lend you 20 yuan. After borrowing the money, I learned that some people will live forever.
I heard you had a bad time. I squatted at the door and laughed all day.
Don't be afraid of myopia, because in front of you, there is nothing but failure.
How touching it was at the beginning, there will be more than ten thousand disasters later.
It will take you 3 hours to get up and do what you can do in 3 minutes.
With a bullshit attitude, face the fucking life.
Don't bow your head, your chin will show.
Life begins to put pickled peppers on my chicken paws!
It is not because we see hope that we persist, but because we persist that we know there is no hope.
What is more lonely than eating hot pot alone is that you can't afford to eat hot pot alone.
After experiencing a lot of hardships, others are happy after suffering, but you have just come after suffering.
I am typing..., which has given me hope and disappointment.
Twenty years ago, stupid children who ate raccoons and didn't collect all the cards still couldn't collect all the five blessings.
My future is a dream. What's more, I still have insomnia at the moment.
Softness of heart is not a disease. It's fatal when you turn around.
Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately, it killed all the students in the end.
Watching the gallop that splashed me away, the labor thought that when I got rich, I would buy a raincoat.
When others tell you that they are busy, it is TA who needs to leave time for more important people.
We agreed to go to Baitou together, but you secretly baked oil.
Ask what money is in the world. It's just a matter of life and death.
If one day I disappear, even if my friends and lovers will not find me, the bank will also find me crazily.
The life span of mobile phones is 1/20 of that of human beings. Please put aside the chores around you and accompany it well!
Research shows that people who smoke and drink all the year round have a lower probability of suffering from Alzheimer's disease, because the probability of early death is higher.
Those who have really worked hard will understand how important talent is.
Don't worry, rich people will not have bad luck.
Don't be afraid of myopia, because in front of you, there is nothing but failure.
The girls nowadays are too outrageous. They can't see the career line even though their neckline is so low
If life is a movie, you are the advertisement popping up in the middle.
Those who don't make money say they are starting a business.
The teacher doesn't need to change my seat. Anyhow, I can talk about where I sit.
Three views are useless. You have to rely on your five senses!
Although the brain and intestines are very similar, you can't always use it to hold shit!
I always thought that I would step back, but I didn't expect to fall down.
The world is so big, I feel so unlucky to know you.
The mistress is a good thing. She took away the dog that doesn't love you.
Nothing lasts forever, but you can.
What do you want to take away from your alma mater? What I want to take away from my alma mater is my tuition.
The night lifted the wine, the wine lifted you, you lifted me, and we were poor.
The moon represents my heart, pitted and cold?
If people decide to abandon themselves, they will live happily.
In many cases, the face is not given by others, but lost by oneself.
From today on, I will be tortured by three aunts and eight aunts.
Can there be an echo in your memory?
A full man does not know that a hungry man is hungry, and a hungry man does not know that a full man is empty.
Rich people are close to me, rich people are far away from me!
When we meet the elder, it's not that we don't want to call him, but that we don't know what to call him.
It's all right after dropping my mobile phone so many times. I think my height saved it.
In the adult world, nothing is easy except getting fat.
Everyone praises you for your beauty. There are traces of PS.
After experiencing a lot of hardships, others are happy after suffering, but you have just come after suffering.
Research shows that people who smoke and drink all the year round have a lower probability of suffering from Alzheimer's disease, because the probability of early death is higher.
As a typical failure, you are so successful.
When you meet a girl you like, you should be brave to express your love. Only when you take the initiative, can you know that she has her name.
It's all right after dropping my mobile phone so many times. I think my height saved it.
The three steps of encountering difficulties, face it and deal with it, and abandon it.
Don't say it's love at first sight, but it's just love at first sight.
All roads lead to Rome, and each has a toll station.
They laughed at my ugliness, and I laughed at their correctness.
99% of the things in the world can be solved with money, and the remaining 1% needs more money.
What is friendship? You have been mentally retarded for many years, and I will never leave you.
As long as there is an express on the way, I feel this life is still hopeful.
For the poor, if life is not tired, it is not called life!
If there is no accident on Valentine's Day, you can live alone. If there is an accident, you can live in the hospital.
Yuelao, please lead the red line for me next time. Can you change it into steel wire? The old TM of the red line is broken.
Now the tears are all the water in my head.
Watching the gallop that splashed me away, the labor thought that when I got rich, I would buy a raincoat.
Emotion can be run in if you look at your face.
The only way to relieve worries is to become rich.
I don't want to raise a dog or a cat. I just want to raise you. After all, raising a pig can make you rich.
How do you know that you are not the result of your parents' contraceptive failure?
I want to have puppy love, but it's too late
As long as you choose the right direction in life, you will succeed easily. Let's congratulate you on the easy way.
The beautiful leather bags are the same, and the interesting soul weighs more than 200 kg.
It's true that geomancy turns, but you are on the axis, which is very embarrassing.
As a typical failure, you are so successful.
Don't say it's love at first sight, but it's just love at first sight.
Are you good at any sports? "Escape from reality".
Life is not just a temporary muddle, but also an ex's wedding invitation, so it is very important to pull black.
The first thing is to sleep, stay up all night without rest and lose hair.
I don't want to be the last one to let you down.
With my qualifications and diploma, I will sweep the streets of this city in the future.
The world is so big, I want to see where it is convenient to beg!
Sleep more if you want to be beautiful, and feel beautiful when you are sleepy.
Although my money didn't come from the gale, it seems to have been blown away by the gale.
There will be many unexpected things in the world. For example, you think I will give an example.
When heaven was about to place a great responsibility on these people, he had to work hard first, and then heaven changed his mind.
When the salted fish turned over, it was still salted fish.
You can be an ox or a horse, but you should never be a Party B.
No one can make you give up your dream. If you try it yourself, you will give up.
You are like the sun in the blue sky, which can't be seen directly.
Success is like a ghost, only others have met it.
If life deceives you, you will open the beauty camera and deceive all people.
If one day I disappear, even if my friends and lovers will not find me, the bank will also find me crazily.
Time will save you enough disappointment and tell you not to thank you.
Growth is the process of turning your crying into silence.
When you feel uncomfortable, touch your chest and tell yourself that you are a man and should be strong.
Some things still need to be persisted, such as sleeping, especially when the alarm clock rings.
Every time I cram temporarily, the Buddha always gives me a kick.
If time can go back, it must be that you are dreaming.
In the last month, there were always thirty days of bad luck.
You are like the sun in the blue sky, which can't be seen directly.
The money for buying a house has not been saved yet, so we will start to save money for buying graves.
After exercise, you will be surprised to find that you just become strong from obesity.
Insomnia and sleeplessness may be because your mobile phone still has electricity.
What are you kicking me for?
Of course, money can't buy you happiness, but money will make you happy.
I can only do the first four after thinking about the five words of being able to bear hardships.
There is a lot of rain these two days. If it rains, remember to take an umbrella, or your head will get water easily.
If you look the same as the selfie, why don't you have a boyfriend.
Never abandon yourself. Once you start to give up, you will find that you are very happy
I know that haste makes waste. I can't eat hot tofu in a hurry. How can you say I have procrastination?
Try to make friends with the students around you, so that you can spend less money.
Be nice to your girlfriend in the future. After all, she is blind and can't be hurt any more.
Life is like a dream, I lose sleep, life is like a play, I help, life is like a song, I lose my tune.
Be modest, listen to others' opinions, and then write down their names carefully.
What do you want to take away from your alma mater? What I want to take away from my alma mater is my tuition.
For ugly people, it is cruel to look closely.
I am good at shorting A-shares. As soon as I buy them, they will fall immediately.
I am full of longing for life. Life is far from me.
What are you kicking me for?
Look in the mirror when you are looking good. After all, this illusion is not everyday.
I used to buy lottery tickets every day, but one day, I can't even afford to buy lottery tickets.
I miss you so much. The first sentence is false, and the second sentence is also false.
After breaking through the bottleneck, we found that there were bottle caps.
You think you can do nothing well? If you are wrong, you can also be a waste.
I have taken more selfies with my beautiful mobile phone, and I don't know how ugly I am.
Love you is not two or three days, but a day without love.
The money for buying a house has not been saved yet, so we will start to save money for buying graves.
It doesn't matter if you are single. There will be a long time to be single in the future.
Fools are blessed with fools, but silly B doesn't.
The paste is not on the desk, but in your mind.
If marriage is the tomb of love, the annual celebration of the anniversary of marriage is a tomb sweeping.
Some people have a shiny surface, but in fact, the boat socks have slipped to the foot plate.
Good birth is for success, and you are for survival.
It's not shameful to sell your soul. What's shameful is that you didn't get a good price.
If you have a brain disease, you can be cured. How good you are! You have no brain.
Don't always scold iron for not making steel. You forget that iron can't make steel.
I want to go to the movies with my boyfriend. Is there anything interesting?
Today is New Year's Eve. Come here and give you your favorite swan meat.
You are always so stingy. You have broken several doors.
Gold always shines, but you are just fat.
Everyone wants to save the world, but no one helps his mother wash the dishes.
Although the brain and intestines are very similar, you can't always use it to hold shit!
It doesn't matter if you have tried hard and failed. It will be better if you try again.
People are not boring, but lazy to be interesting to you.
Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately, it killed all the students in the end.
Nothing is happier than sleeping late, except getting up late.
When I take off my clothes, I am an animal. When I put on my clothes, I am an animal dressed in clothes.
There is no empathy, it is all standing talking without backache.
There was no way in the world. When there were more people walking, the teacher began to call the roll.
When you think you can't do it, just walk on the street, so you are a pedestrian.
It is better to be uniform in beauty than different in ugliness.
You are so good at comforting others. You must have spent a lot of time comforting yourself.
The three steps of encountering difficulties, face it and deal with it, and abandon it.
In the adult world, nothing is easy except getting fat.
Some things or people can't be solved with money. You have to have a lot of money.
I only have eyes for you, because your big face makes me unable to see others.
It is not shameful to sell one's soul and principles. It is shameful to fail to sell at a good price.
When you know where you are going, the whole world is blocking you up.
Some things are not a knot, but a scar.
I changed her from a girl to a woman, and she changed me from a boy to a poor man.
You are the best! No, it's the fattest!
Everyone praises you for your beauty. There are traces of PS.
If the world doesn't want you, you should remember that I still have you, and I don't want you either.
If you become a spare tire, please forget that you are also a jack.
Every man dies, either lighter or heavier than a feather.
Nothing is happier than sleeping late, except getting up late.
People fall in love by looking romantic and burning money, while you are blind by the other person.
Every time I see you wearing silk stockings, I have an unspeakable feeling that carrots are wrapped in plastic wrap.
You should be careful during the Spring Festival. After all, you have to kill pigs during the Spring Festival.
I met you at the most beautiful age. I want to say that I was really unlucky!
As long as it is a stone, it will not shine anywhere.
In the adult world, nothing is easy except getting fat.
Remember to smile at all times, it will make you look like a neurotic who can't be easily provoked.
The difference between you and Xueba is that all your flashes of inspiration are his basic questions.
It's all right after dropping my mobile phone so many times. I think my height saved it.
After suffering, I finally became a servant.
Despair is not in a certain moment, but in every moment.
Tell me when you have no money, let me know that I am not the only one who has no money.
My friend said he would lend you 20 yuan. After borrowing the money, I learned that some people will live forever.
If you are destined to meet thousands of miles away, you can also save money if you are not.
Occasionally, I still have to go out for a walk to know how comfortable I am in bed.
Those who are good-looking can only be called foodies, while those who are not good-looking can only be called losers.
No, you can't. Only you can't
There is only one life, but there is more than one fatal thing.
Putting autumn clothes into trousers and trousers into cotton socks is the minimum respect for winter.
They say that my sister is beautiful, but in fact she is made up.
If others play pig and eat tiger, you can only play pig.
Single hair loss and no money, running into the elderly.
In the face of difficulties, stick to it for a while, and you will get used to it.
When looking for an object, don't just look at the other person's appearance, but first look at your own appearance!
A girl asked me to borrow money for cosmetic surgery, which was very successful. I didn't recognize who asked me to borrow the money again.
I can think of only the most accurate adjective for myself: plump.
No, there are only endless obstacles.
How old can you accept love? As long as they are good-looking, they can last for five thousand years.
It is said that in 2020, I don't want to die to eliminate the poor.
When I think of you, my ugly face smiles.
When the boss uses you, you are a talent. When you are not used, you become a layoff!
Hope is always here, and you miss it every moment.
The Spring Festival holiday is coming to an end. It's time to take heart and prepare for the May Day holiday.
If you look the same as the selfie, why don't you have a boyfriend.
God didn't give me any great responsibility, so it still hurts my mind and bones.
Don't ask me what to do if I fail. Say as if you have succeeded.
If your boyfriend is obedient to you and never flirts with others. Maybe he doesn't have enough money.
It's true that geomancy turns, but you are on the axis, which is very embarrassing.
What is the most crowded bus you have ever taken? Just passing by, I was crowded into the car.
When I left my hometown, the villagers never had a drink from a well.
Every time I cram temporarily, the Buddha always gives me a kick.
I have gone from nothing to penniless.
My friend said he would lend you 20 yuan. After borrowing the money, I learned that some people will live forever.
Hope is always here, and you miss it every moment.
Everything is going up, that is, people are becoming more and more cheap.
I haven't fallen into the peach trap for so many years. It's just two words. I don't have money.
It's said that since you got neurotic, the whole person has become more energetic.
When encountering difficulties, let it go for a while. The next day, I can't remember it again.
If life deceives you, you will open the beauty camera and deceive all people.
The only thing more terrible than loneliness is being known that you are lonely.
Others have more money than you and work harder than you, but you are more powerful. You own everything by your own imagination.
It is really miserable to be lazy and have goals.
Of course, money can't buy you happiness, but money will make you happy.
Your life is the same as your hairline. It retreats very fast.
Don't worry, rich people will not have bad luck.
What good habits have you adhered to in order to become beautiful? Insist on beauty.
Don't look forward to tomorrow, because tomorrow will not be easy.
Poverty is not a state, but a normal state.
How can we meet a storm without experiencing wind and rain.
You have never succeeded. What are you afraid of?
Every time I look at the poor travel log, I feel that if I am poor, I should not go out to surf.
It will take you 3 hours to get up and do what you can do in 3 minutes.
Eating food is generally kind-hearted, because I only want to eat every day and have no time to calculate others.
It is better to be uniform in beauty than different in ugliness.
The girls nowadays are so outrageous. They can't see the career line even though their neckline is so low
Sleep more if you want to be beautiful, and feel beautiful when you are sleepy.
The pain of life is not because you don't have money, but because others have money.
Whenever I take a brave step, God will timely and generously pave the way for me to go downhill.
Although I don't care about you at ordinary times, in fact, I secretly expect you to have an accident every day!
Although life is rough, I never yield to fate! I usually bend my knees directly, Orz.
The picture of my wife in my wallet is to remind myself how to lose the money in my wallet.
The garbage is still picked up by my parents. How about you?
When heaven was about to place a great responsibility on these people, he had to work hard first, and then heaven changed his mind.
As long as you keep learning every day, the final victory must belong to the person who plays well in the examination room.
Others' life is full of stories, while mine is full of accidents.
Until now, the only thing that can be taken up and put down is chopsticks.
With a bullshit attitude, face the fucking life.
My principle, only three words, depends on the mood.
Don't be depressed anymore, kid. You should be as lively and cheerful as a psychopath.
It's just money. It seems that no one lacks it.
You are the best! No, it's the fattest!
Everyone thinks I have no friends. In fact, I really have no friends.
You are never lonely, because you don't want to make friends with you even when you are lonely.
Losing weight is a big thing. Let me have enough food first, and then make a good plan.
Life is different from riding a bicycle. Even going downhill will not be easy.
If you are not happy with your money, you are spending it in the wrong way.
I can't solve anything that can be solved with money.
The only fair thing in the world is that we will all die.
People who are better than you are still working hard. What's the use of your efforts?
If the word "give up" appears in your mind, you must firmly tell yourself that you have nothing, where can you give up?
It is not difficult to be a good man for one day, but it is difficult to be a rich man for a lifetime.
Brain is a great thing. I hope you have it.
Your father must work very hard to make you look effortless.
Don't put yourself too high, or you will not come down.
Want to fight? If the mobile phone can be taken off your hand, it is a struggle.
The premise of being cute is cute, not stupid.
You can't have both fish and bear's paw, but you can be single and poor!
A horse never stops its hooves, and you never stop its mouth.
After working hard for so long, if there is any talent, there should be some signs of success.
I have taken more selfies with my beautiful mobile phone, and I don't know how ugly I am.
Losing weight is a big thing. Let me have enough food first, and then make a good plan.
Those who have really worked hard know that the gap in IQ is insurmountable.
Success is like a ghost, only others have met it.
Those who are good-looking are called foodies. Those who are not good-looking are called losers!
How great is being rich? Being rich is really amazing.
Those who can't go back are called hometown.
It's not shameful to sell your soul. What's shameful is that you didn't get a good price.
Why can you live like a retarded, but I can't.
When you meet a girl you like, you should be brave to express your love. Only when you take the initiative, can you know that she has her name.
Opportunities are reserved for those who are prepared. Those who have no opportunities should not prepare blindly.
No matter what kind of alienation we become, a red envelope can return to the original.
When the boss uses you, you are a talent. When you are not used, you become a layoff!
Do you live by the sea? Such a wave.
Becoming famous is like farting. It's not enough to make a noise, but it will be a long time.
People always die, either poor or dead.
When you need help most, only ghosts will help you.
All roads lead to Rome, and some people were born in Rome.
The friendship between girls is like a plastic flower, which is fake but never withers.
If you are ugly, you should study more so that you can have money for cosmetic surgery.
Why quarrel? Can't you sit down calmly and slap each other?
Fear of ghosts is really naive. Let me show you people's hearts.
In fact, confession may not be a good thing, because it looks like a black hand.
Only the vending machine has left lights for you in the middle of the night.
Go ahead with a smile. No one wants to go back alive when he comes to this world.
If the world doesn't want you, remember to come to me. I know several traffickers.
The best time to show love is at noon, because there will be retribution sooner or later.
Recently, I have changed from the bad habit of staying up late to staying up all night.
You are nothing, but one thing you do very well is daydreaming.
Don't think you are abandoned by the world, but the world has no time to answer you.
You are a serious person. You help others conscientiously and try all the mistakes.
Even if you charge for two hours, no one will talk to you for five minutes.
The only one who can touch your whole body from top to bottom is the station security inspector.
A fierce look at you is not good. A careful look is better than a fierce look.
The difference between you and Xueba is that all your flashes of inspiration are his basic questions.
Intermittent reform, continuous mixed eating and death.
It is said that a tired dog is not as tired as you.
If you abandon yourself today, you will defeat you tomorrow.
Your vision is not limited to your living environment, but also to your vision.
It's funny when someone smiles.
If you look the same as the selfie, why don't you have a boyfriend.
Without you, the world will not turn. It will only turn faster and faster. After all, it is much lighter.
Nothing is difficult in the world, as long as you give up!
I don't want to read, mainly because no one feeds cattle, pigs or sheep at home.
No one can make you give up losing weight. If you think about it yourself, you will give up.
When I am angry, you must coax me and buy me food. I'll kill you when I'm full.
No matter how good your makeup is, it can't cover your ugly after removing it.
The time has come for all contradictions to be resolved with the words "celebrate the New Year".
The way you try to talk to him is like a shopping guide in the mall.
When I take off my clothes, I am an animal. When I put on my clothes, I am an animal dressed in clothes.
Your beauty is invisible to others, and your ugliness is clear at a glance.
People who can afford to eat bird's nest have good skin.
It is nothing but good.
When I think of you, my ugly face smiles.
Don't be depressed anymore, kid. You should be as lively and cheerful as a psychopath.
Since ancient times, deep love has always been popular.
Are you afraid of being laughed at if you don't look good? Don't worry, it's the same with good clothes.
The child is either stupid or has a wrong way of learning. Isn't it stupid to find wrong learning methods?
Ugly Why? I can't see it myself. It's you who are disgusting!
The level of English in primary schools has become more and more inadequate.
56 nationalities, 55 extra points.
No one laughs at your dreams, they just laugh at your strength.
Others are always shining gold, and you will spend it.
You are not incompetent, you just have no right to choose.
Is it a long time no see, or, turn a blind eye.
How can you look like a QR code? If you don't scan it, you don't know what you are!
Failure is not terrible, but you still believe it.
If you want to be your sun, it will warm you when you are happy and kill you when you are unhappy.
When you feel that life is unfair to you, weigh your weight and look in the mirror, you will feel that everything is reasonable again.
As a typical failure, you are so successful.
Although you can no longer grow tall, you can continue to gain weight.
You are sleepy every day because you are trapped by life.
If a person returns to you in seconds, it only means that he is playing with his mobile phone.
One of the symptoms of mental collapse is to believe that your work is very important.
Don't put yourself too high, or you will not come down.
If marriage is the tomb of love, the annual celebration of the anniversary of marriage is a tomb sweeping.
There was no chicken soup in the world. When the chicken died, it was made into chicken soup.
Every woman is looking for a man, and finally finds that the most manly man is herself.
You are my little apple, I hate you! I mean I really want to cut you.
You are like my sunshine, which is dazzling.
There was no chicken soup in the world. When the chicken died, it was made into chicken soup.
Hope is always here, and you miss it every moment.
In fact, you also have the ability to lose weight.
It is only after suffering that we know that there is no bitterest, only more bitter.
Failure is the mother of success, but it is a pity that success is unrecognizable.
Come on, boys! As long as you work hard, your boss will succeed.
Don't say you are a single dog anymore. Dogs are dead at your age.
People ask if you are in love? Just say no now. We can cover up the fact that we didn't have in the past.
On Tomb Sweeping Day, you should go back to your school to sweep the graves, because your youth was buried there.
Complaining won't change your life, but money can!
Journey to the West tells us that a teammate like a pig can make the team go to the west.
Poverty is not a state, but a normal state.
I hate two kinds of people most when driving. One is the person who likes to jam, the other is the person who doesn't let me jam.
Love at first sight is beautiful. Deliberation is lack of money.
I used to buy lottery tickets every day, but one day, I can't even afford to buy lottery tickets.
If you don't get crazy, you will get old faster.
After nine years of hard work, I finally made up the down payment for the house I sold that year.
If you think from the perspective of others, one day you will find that you have lost yourself.
You can find a good job if you have the right resume, and you don't need to find a job if you have the right baby.
There are many ways to destroy friendship. The most thorough one is to borrow money and not return it.
Are you afraid of being laughed at if you don't look good? Don't worry, it's the same with good clothes.
Every woman is looking for a man, and finally finds that the most manly man is herself.
What is terrible is that you can't solve it.
As long as I work hard, nothing is impossible for me.
Young and young leave home and return home, and learn a lot of Sao dialect.
Did I live for 16 years, or did I live for one day and repeat for 16 years?
In fact, you also have the ability to lose weight.
Three minutes is doomed, seven minutes depends on hard work, and 90 minutes depends on face.
It is too noisy to wake up during the day and too quiet to sleep at night.
If you are destined to meet thousands of miles away, you can also save money if you are not.
Since ancient times, deep love has always been popular.
Love is a double-edged sword. One side cuts you very hard, and the other side also cuts you very hard.
Give your favorite girl a lipstick. At least she has your sense of participation when kissing others.
Your present life may not be what you want, but it is definitely your own.
Spring Festival holiday starts from skipping brunch.
An angel will love you for me, so I will love others.
If you work harder, you will get more blows.
Where is the best place to see the scenery on National Day? The answer is, circle of friends.
The boss who talks about money with you is a good man. He who talks about ideals with you doesn't want to give you money!
You can't break a broken jar. You have to break it hard!
It's said that money is a bastard, but it's really beautiful.
Be modest, listen to others' opinions, and then write down their names carefully.
Making money is like constipation - it's hard, spending money is like diarrhea - I can't hold it.
You went home early these two days. Recently, you stole many pigs. I'm afraid you will have an accident.
Want to fight? If the mobile phone can be taken off your hand, it is a struggle.
It doesn't matter if you are bitter now. As long as you are alive, something good will happen to others.
Sister, you take the bow, brother, I walk on the shore. 99% of this sentence is sung.
Although I usually don't care about you, there are many bad words behind me.
If you are lazy, you will lose because I am too lazy to compete with you.
Although I learn slowly, I give up quickly!
Despair is not in a certain moment, but in every moment.
Everything is going up, that is, people are becoming more and more cheap.
Nothing lasts forever, but you can.
Yuelao, please lead the red line for me next time. Can you change it into steel wire? The old TM of the red line is broken.
People fall in love by looking romantic and burning money, while you are blind by the other person.
Far away, in addition to the unknown, there is despair.
The end of failure is despair, and the end of effort is overwork.
People ask if you are in love? Just say no now. We can cover up the fact that we didn't have in the past.
What is the most crowded bus you have ever taken? Just passing by, I was crowded into the car.
The world is so big, I want to see if there are plastic bottles.
Face hardships bravely. Those who can't kill you can only leave you disabled.
You are always so stingy. You have broken several doors.
Thin people can wear clothes out of stories, fat people can only wear accidents.
Money is not everything, but money can really do what you want.
Soul chicken soup is a small dish for people who are used to eating abalone, shark's fin and belly. Does the loser think that drinking a bowl of chicken soup will improve nutrition in an all-round way?
I just want to talk to you about the past, but you ask me if I want to buy it.
I don't want to read, mainly because no one feeds cattle, pigs or sheep at home.
The biggest advantage of blind date is that if the marriage goes wrong in the future, you can shift the responsibility to the matchmaker.
I dreamed that I was taking a test, and then I woke up and found that I was really taking a test.
When I woke up in the morning, I thought I had grown up. It turned out that the quilt was covered
Intermittent complacency, continuous mixed eating and death.
If you go out, you will be fat sooner or later.
Sometimes you feel like an SB. Don't lose heart. At least you feel right.
Don't worry, rich people will not have bad luck.
Three views are useless. You have to rely on your five senses!
Although you learn slowly, you give up quickly.
Be modest, listen to others' opinions, and then write down their names carefully.
The moon represents my heart, pitted and cold?
When I take off my clothes, I am an animal. When I put on my clothes, I am an animal dressed in clothes.
When I left my hometown, the villagers never had a drink from a well.
Smile when you meet lightning, because the sky is taking pictures of you.
At least in the summer, you are half as rich as you can be.
The most romantic thing I can think of is watching you grow old alone.
Don't worry, as long as you keep going downhill, you will never be at the lowest point of life.
With you all the way, I am willing to suffer a little, and I will not talk about suffering a lot.
Since you have already swept the world behind you, why turn around and mess around.
Don't ask me what to do if I fail. Say as if you have succeeded.
What you have now is never yours, because you will lose it in the future.
Don't bring earphones when crossing the road. If you are hit by a car, the earphones will break down?
People often say, don't leave youth blank, so I blacken it!
Only the vending machine has left lights for you in the middle of the night.
Don't complain about the lack of power when your mobile phone is not used very much. You are not the same. You are tired without doing anything.
I saved dandruff for a year just to give you snow.
The so-called review is to reconfirm what you don't know, and you really don't.
The pain of life is not because you don't have money, but because others have money.
The only thing more terrible than loneliness is being known that you are lonely.
You are my little apple, I hate you! I mean I really want to cut you.
You can't afford a beautiful bag, and interesting souls can't afford you.
Five hundred times of looking back in the previous life, but in exchange for the sentence of this life, hooligan.
Your smelly foot was bitten by a poisonous snake. After six hours of rescue, the snake finally came back.
Don't always open your heart and lungs to others. Some people don't eat viscera.
My head is not empty. I am the person who wants to make great achievements, but the chaos is just beginning.
It doesn't matter to be a little poor, but more than a little.
You must persist in doing anything, and you will always see the day of failure.
Go to bed early, because the person you like has already fallen asleep with others.
When others review books, they will understand them just by looking at them. I will open them by looking at them.
The world is so big, I feel so unlucky to know you.
Sometimes, as long as you make up your mind to do something, the world will hold you back.
Only those who have worked hard know how important the background is!
The garbage is still picked up by my parents. How about you?
Laughing girls always have more crow's feet than others.
Research shows that people who smoke and drink all the year round have a lower probability of suffering from Alzheimer's disease, because the probability of early death is higher.
The night gives you black eyes, but you use them to roll your eyes.
I used to be so young, but now I'm so young.
If you like it, tell it, or you won't know how ugly you are.
Everyone else's girlfriend will be angry, but your girlfriend is still inflating.
What is powerful is not how many backstage you have, but how many backstage you can become!
Don't say you have nothing, you still have a debt.
Fat people don't starve to death. Hungry people are also fat people.
The first thing is to sleep, stay up all night without rest and lose hair.
God will not treat infatuated people unfairly, he is to die.
If there is no accident on Valentine's Day, you can live alone. If there is an accident, you can live in the hospital.
The dark night will never mistreat those who sleep late. It will give you dark circles under your eyes and a body that is about to die suddenly.
Fear of ghosts is really naive. Let me show you people's hearts.
When I eat dirt, I feel that beggars are happier than me.
The most romantic thing I can think of is eating with you, and then you pay.
Everyone praises me for being virtuous, and I can do nothing at leisure.
Remember to smile at all times, it will make you look like a neurotic who can't be easily provoked.
Do you know why God is jealous of talents? Because nobody cares how long the fool lives.
Everything in the world can be done in a hurry, except for math problems.
When you need help most, only ghosts will help you.
Other people's money is outside my possession.
In the face of difficulties, stick to it for a while, and you will get used to it.
You feel lonely. It doesn't matter. You still have a mobile phone.
Follow your heart, translate it into Chinese.
When quarreling with an object, don't investigate the cause of the quarrel first, but find out how he is emboldened.
Are you good at any sports? "Escape from reality".
The world is so big that I want to see it. How far can you go with such a small wallet?
I don't know that firewood and rice are expensive if I'm not in charge, and I don't know I'm fat if I don't take photos.
Your beauty is invisible to others, and your ugliness is clear at a glance.
Crazy farting in a taxi can greatly reduce the probability that the driver will take you around.
I don't want to raise a dog or a cat. I just want to raise you. After all, raising a pig can make you rich.
Squat down and touch your own shadow. I'm sorry, you've been wronged by following me.
I don't know whether it is the love of others that is too easy or my own words are too hard.
I used to go to school to make money, but now I work to make money.
People who have ulterior motives for you, after all, are also intentions.
The reason for being single so far is that it is difficult to start with acquaintances and to speak with strangers.
After learning many skills, I finally found that the most useful skill is to be open-minded!
After living for so many years, I found that the only thing I can stick to is charging my mobile phone every day.
There are two kinds of people who are the dumbest in the world, one is you, the other is like you.
Life is not only about the present, but also about the poems that can't be read and the distance that can't be reached.
When I was a child, I hated eating and sleeping. Now I think it's really cheap.
I don't want to raise a dog or a cat. I just want to raise you. After all, raising a pig can make you rich.
Have you ever thought about May 4th Youth Day and June 1st Children's Day? There are only 38 festivals left for you.
Eat fish tonight. I think you are very picky.
Good looking bag for three thousand one nights, interesting soul wants car and room.
Only when you ask for leave and deduct your salary can you feel your salary is high.
You must have been a plastic bag in your previous life. You can only carry plastic bags.
I want to live in your heart, only to find that it is a community with many neighbors.
Smile when encountering lightning, because it is the sky taking pictures of you.
Edison searched for the filament thousands of times to make you a durable light bulb.
Who says I can't play musical instruments? I'm good at quitting.
I am typing..., which has given me hope and disappointment.
There must be pure friendship between men and women. Every girl I know says she can only be friends with me at most.
What does it feel like to be short? He wanted to stare at people, but he was forced to be cute.
If you work hard enough for a long time, you can fail more thoroughly.
If life deceives you, don't worry - take out your beauty camera to cheat life.
It's good of you to leave. Otherwise, I always worry that you will stay for dinner.
If you have a rough life in the first half of your life, don't worry too much. You will adapt in the second half of your life.
Who said money can't buy time? The network administrator will continue for another two hours.
Brother listened to my advice, and the game can be played again without it, and the daughter-in-law can play all the time without it.
Do you think he likes you because he likes you? It's just a slip of hand.
My hobbies are divided into dynamic and static. Dynamic means turning over, while static means sleeping.
Nothing can knock people down at once, as long as you are strong enough, it will continue to knock you down!
If you become a spare tire, please forget that you are also a jack.
If you have a large amount of money in front of you and a fan, what does it have to do with you?
Single hair loss and no money, running into the elderly.
Why quarrel? Can't you sit down calmly and slap each other?
You can't ignore your ugliness just because you are fat.
You are a yellow braised chicken, yellow, stuffy and garbage.
The money for buying a house has not been saved yet, so we will start to save money for buying graves.
Don't be angry if you can't be angry, don't swear if you can't be angry, and do it directly if you can.
Squat down and touch your own shadow. I'm sorry, you've been wronged by following me.
You can't do two points, neither can you do this, nor can you do that.
If you like a girl, work hard to earn more money, and then pay more.
Do you think he likes you because he likes you? It's just a slip of hand.
Failure is the mother of success, but it is a pity that success is unrecognizable.
Please cherish the person who treats you well, or you will not know when to meet another blind person when you miss it.
It's love at first sight. It's obviously because of color; Longevity is just a matter of weighing the advantages and disadvantages; Even the old age is due to habit.
There is no straight man. As long as you look good enough, you can become bent.
You have to work hard to be worthy and used.
People who used to think that they depended on relationships must be very incompetent. After contacting them, they found that they were better than me in everything.
You must persist in doing anything, and you will always see the day of failure.
The boss said that as long as we work hard, he can change Maserati next year.
When you are too old to walk, I will use a wheelchair to push you to the square every day and let you watch me dance with other old men.
I used to live on my face, but I almost starved to death before giving up.
Live a good life. Every day will bring a new blow.
I find that I can coax girls to sleep. As soon as I send a message, the girl will say I am going to sleep.
You can't buy happiness with money, because you have no money at all.
I thought tomorrow would be better, and then I looked forward to tomorrow every day.
Do you love your work? The work will wait for you there.
The beautiful collarbone is the same, and the interesting belly is bouncing around.
For ugly people, it is cruel to look closely.
If others work hard, they will succeed. If you work hard, you will have a meal.
Put wings on your dream. Although it may not fly far, it must fall heavily.
My goal is to have a house at the age of 30, and now I am 30 years old.
Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately, it killed all the students in the end.
What's wrong with you? You have to get sick in bed!
You must have been a plastic bag in your previous life. You can only carry plastic bags.
I always thought that I would step back, but I didn't expect to fall down.
I work hard every day to prove to those who look down on me that they are right.
Why is God always jealous of talents? Because nobody cares how long a fool lives.
The leader said that hard work will lead to faster maturity, so now I look older than them.
Those who are good-looking can only be called foodies, while those who are not good-looking can only be called losers.
Don't always scold others, you are not as good as them.
Face hardships bravely. Those who can't kill you can only leave you disabled.
I will see the parents of the other party tomorrow. I'm so nervous. After all, I beat their children first.
All roads lead to Rome, but some people were born in Rome
Sister, you take the bow, brother, I walk on the shore. 99% of this sentence is sung.
College students, you should know that learning is not necessarily rewarding, but you can certainly receive goods by cutting hands.
Although I learn slowly, I give up quickly!
The past can't be looked back, because you have no past that you can look back on.
No one can make you give up losing weight. If you think about it yourself, you will give up.
There is no hope to be a good man, but a bad man is not good at it.
Be modest, listen to others' opinions, and then write down their names carefully.
Playing mahjong is three times short of one, and fighting landlords is two times short of one. Why do I still need one when I'm in love?
As long as you are willing to bear hardships, work hard, and go begging, someone will catch up
People who have ulterior motives for you, after all, are also intentions.
Some people are four, except two, or two.
If you have a brain disease, you can be cured. How good you are! You have no brain.
A real warrior dares to face the balance on the bank card and the number on the scale.
Where is the best place to see the scenery on National Day? The answer is, circle of friends.
If the world doesn't want you, you should remember that I still have you, and I don't want you either.
Don't always feel lonely. Look at the circle of fat on your belly. Haven't you never left?
Be still as if paralyzed, and move as if epileptic.
I usually talk to others to save face. If I hate you, I do it on purpose.
Believe if you believe, or not, and return the whole WeChat.
Sometimes, as long as you make up your mind to do something, the world will hold you back.
Don't put yourself too high, or you will not come down.
The boss who talks about money with you is a good man. He who talks about ideals with you doesn't want to give you money!
The best time to show love is at noon, because there will be retribution sooner or later.
Believe in yourself. You can't do what others can.
It doesn't matter if you can't lose weight after a week of exercise, because you can't lose weight after ten weeks of exercise.
Don't look forward to tomorrow, because tomorrow will not be easy.
I find that I can coax girls to sleep. As soon as I send a message, the girl will say I am going to sleep.
I'm afraid that you will be mediocre in your life and comfort yourself that you are ordinary and valuable.
As long as you choose the right direction in life, you will succeed easily. Let's congratulate you on the easy way.
The starting point of others is the end point beyond your reach.
Everything in the world can be done in a hurry, except for math problems.
Enter the elder friend circle to learn the latest rumors.
It doesn't matter if you fail in the college entrance examination. There will be more failures waiting for you in the future.
The most beautiful words in the world are not that I love you, but that your tumor is benign!
As long as you choose the right direction in life, you will succeed easily. Let's congratulate you on the easy way.
People who have ulterior motives for you, after all, are also intentions.
God will not treat infatuated people unfairly, he is to die.
In the morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and comforted myself that there was nothing wrong. There was something uglier than me.
Whenever I find the key to success, I find someone has changed the lock cylinder
Last year, we set a target deposit of 30000 yuan, but this year, we still need 50000 yuan.
Don't be too confident. You may trust the wrong person.
If you can't compete with others, you can't compete with others. What can you do on Singles Day.
I used to know nothing except reading, but now I know everything except reading.
You work so hard every day and endure so much loneliness and pain. But I haven't seen how excellent you are!
Are you afraid of being laughed at if you don't look good? Don't worry, it's the same with good clothes.
If you show respect to others, they will advance further.
I don't know that firewood and rice are expensive if I'm not in charge, and I don't know I'm fat if I don't take photos.
It doesn't matter if you say something wrong, you will continue to say it wrong.
Eating food is generally kind-hearted, because I only want to eat every day and have no time to calculate others.
When encountering difficulties, let it go for a while. The next day, I can't remember it again.
Work hard if you are poor! If you don't work hard, how can you be in debt.
Good looking bags have nothing to do with you. You don't have interesting souls.
Rome wasn't built in a day. Three layers of belly wasn't built in a day.
Ma Yun's success has nothing to do with his appearance, Jiang Shang's success has nothing to do with his age, and success has nothing to do with you.
Don't bow your head, your chin will show.
As a typical failure, you are so successful.
You haven't viewed the world. Where does your world view come from?
I usually talk to others to save face. If I hate you, I do it on purpose.
The child is either stupid or has a wrong way of learning. Isn't it stupid to find wrong learning methods?
Beauty fades, but folly lasts~
Xiaoming was kept in the dark by his parents for a long time, leading to suffocation and death.
If people decide to abandon themselves, they will live happily.
I don't know what happiness is when I am in happiness? It's just that I am getting fat and becoming a pig. I still think my figure is OK.
If you work harder, you will get more blows.
Wearing white clothes to work does not mean that you can not take the blame.
People fall in love by looking romantic and burning money, while you are blind by the other person.
When others tell you that they are busy, it is TA who needs to leave time for more important people.
I'm not afraid to become a person I hate. I'm afraid I can't live up to them.
The best you can do is not as good as others.
In fact, you also have the ability to lose weight.
The rich man's DINK is DINK, and the poor man's DINK is called having no children.
You can't break a broken jar. You have to break it hard!
Although you are single, you are as fat as two people.
Love really needs courage to accept, no one loves again and again.
Age is not a problem, height is not a distance, who likes you without money?
A girl who likes to laugh is not too unlucky, but can a girl who is unlucky still laugh?
The best you can do is not as good as others.
Life is about ups and downs. At the end of the day, it will naturally jump twice.
The so-called review is to reconfirm what you don't know, and you really don't.
What is the biggest disgrace in life? I failed the exam after cheating.
Your sister is a good girl and has shared a lot for your mother.
Spring Festival holiday starts from skipping brunch.
I hate one word most in my life! Especially when you can't do the questions.
In fact, destiny doesn't like to joke with you. It really wants to kill you.
Do you think rich people are happy? Their happiness is beyond your imagination.
No matter what kind of alienation we become, a red envelope can return to the original.
If you look the same as the selfie, why don't you have a boyfriend.
Go ahead with a smile. No one wants to go back alive when he comes to this world.
Nine out of ten things are unhappy in life, and the rest are even more unhappy!
How many more tomorrow and tomorrow! Since there are so many, we might as well delay.
The Spring Festival holiday is coming to an end. It's time to take heart and prepare for the May Day holiday.
No object is afraid of nothing. I have objects, and I have never won chess.
The rich get married, but the poor witness it.
I see two things in your eyes, one is sincerity, and the other is eyedropsy.
Difficulties are like springs. If you are weak, they will be strong. If you are strong, they will be stronger.
You work so hard every day and endure so much loneliness and pain. But I haven't seen how excellent you are!
You can't afford a beautiful bag, and interesting souls can't afford you.
You think you can do nothing well? If you are wrong, you can also be a waste.
When you play with your mobile phone for a long time, you should rest your eyes and look out of the window to think about why you are so poor.
The only fair thing in the world is that we will all die.
The early bird catches the worm, but you are the worm.
There was a period of love, called love for oneself.
Don't think about losing weight all day long. Does your mouth agree with you?
If marriage is the tomb of love, the annual celebration of the anniversary of marriage is a tomb sweeping.
Yuelao, please lead the red line for me next time. Can you change it into steel wire? The old TM of the red line is broken.
Nine out of ten things are unhappy in life, and the rest are even more unhappy!
If you have something to tell me, I can't solve it anyway.
Difficulties may be late, but never absent.
Snow White explained that no matter how nice the seven little losers are to her, they can't be as good as a kiss from Gao Fushuai.
There is no cold person at all. It's not you who is warm!
Heart is higher than sky, life is thinner than paper.
Do you want to thin into a lightning bolt? The average width of lightning bolt is five meters.
At present, the most reliable way to get rich is that your house is demolished.
If you don't marry me many years later, then we are really good enough.
Before I met you, my world was black and white. After I met you, it was completely black.
I just want to talk to you about the past, but you ask me if I want to buy it.
The money for buying a house has not been saved yet, so we will start to save money for buying graves.
A horse never stops its hooves, and you never stop its mouth.
Everything is going up, that is, people are becoming more and more cheap.
Heart is a great poet, but mouth is a poor editor.
Is it a long time no see, or, turn a blind eye.
I see two things in your eyes, one is sincerity, and the other is eyedropsy.
Don't bow to fate easily, because when you bow, you will see fat.
Don't put things off until tomorrow. The day after tomorrow is a good day.
You want to be rich? Just think about it.
Others don't know whether you are good or not. Others can only see that you are short, fat and poor.
Why do girls have to compete with each other? After decades, they will all dance square dance together.
Shushan has its own way. It's your fault that you don't have a rich life.
Wake up, this is not a funeral, but a normal performance of having no money and sex life.
It is not shameful to sell one's soul and principles. It is shameful to fail to sell at a good price.
After living for so many years, I have never understood one thing. Why did the hook hang?
I'm not short, I'm just far from the sky.
If you like it, tell it, or you won't know how ugly you are.
No object is afraid of nothing. I have objects, and I have never won chess.
After living for so many years, I found that the only thing I can stick to is charging my mobile phone every day.
When you meet someone you like, you should pursue them bravely, so that you can know that there is more than one person who rejects you.
Fortunately, you didn't wash your hair last year. Otherwise, you didn't even have oil in cooking this year.
It doesn't matter that you are short and poor now. You should believe that one day you will become short and poor
When you think you can't do it, just walk on the street, so you are a pedestrian.
When there is nothing to give up, don't forget that you can still give up treatment.
When you feel that life is unfair to you, weigh your weight and look in the mirror, you will feel that everything is reasonable again.
