What is an April Fool's Day confession? Tomb sweeping Day confession is the king's way. If you fail, you can also say that you are possessed by a ghost!
Don't care too much about the eyes of others, because no one will pay attention to you.
When I was young, I didn't like eating, so I am short now. Now love to eat leads to fat and short.
If no one holds hands, I will take the bag.
If one day you find yourself getting rich overnight, slap yourself. Wake up and don't be late for work.
I know it's wrong to waste time, but it's really enjoyable.
Life is six big words, and it can't be done in any way.
It's said that the Ghost Gate is about to open in July. You are not alone at all.
Give your dreams wings, you can't fly anywhere.
Do you know why God is jealous of talents? Because nobody cares how long the fool lives.
Failure is the mother of success, but failure doesn't even have a boyfriend.
Now the tears are all the water in my head.
Time is money. Am I wasting time? No, I'm just showing off my wealth!
How many more tomorrow and tomorrow! Since there are so many, we might as well delay.
Do you live by the sea? Such a wave.
People are not boring, but lazy to be interesting to you.
Although I learn slowly, I give up quickly!
You met love around the corner, but have you ever thought of each other? He met a ghost around the corner.
It's just money. It seems that no one lacks it.
I just want to talk to you about the past, but you ask me if I want to buy it.
Every time you want to save money, your IQ will reach its peak!
I mustered up courage to face the reality, but found that courage is really just gas.
No objects yet? Would you like to introduce a good dog food.
It doesn't matter that you are short and poor now. You should believe that one day you will become short and poor
Everyone who shakes his legs has a sewing machine in his heart.
You are not so insecure, because no money is the safest.
You are not choosing to be difficult, you are just poor.
When comforting others, you should comfort yourself one set at a time. When comforting yourself, you just want to find a rope.
We work very hard to live like ordinary people.
Don't care what others think of you. If you care, others will not look up to you.
Don't you fight? How do you know how incompetent you are.
Without you, the world will not turn. It will only turn faster and faster. After all, it is much lighter.
Have you ever thought about May 4th Youth Day and June 1st Children's Day? There are only 38 festivals left for you.
Go out and start your own business when you have less money to work for. It is guaranteed that you will lose all your money.
The handsome kickers are handsome, and the ugly ones are like shovel shit when playing golf.
Birds of a feather flock together to get poor points, and the rich get married eventually.
The handsome kickers are handsome, and the ugly ones are like shovel shit when playing golf.
Do you want to thin into a lightning bolt? The average width of lightning bolt is five meters.
You are very creative and courageous.
Don't complain about the miserable experience of the present, which is far from the future.
You can't ignore your ugliness just because you are fat.
I thought I could get hold of my little sister by holding her hand, but I didn't expect her to be Thousand Hand Avalokitesvara.
You can't have it both ways, but you can be poor and ugly.
Always repeating, especially mistakes!
You can't ignore your ugliness just because you are fat.
It's a fine day today. I've stayed in my room for a long time. I'm going to the living room to relax.
Women conquer men with silk stockings, and men conquer banks with silk stockings.
You must dare to love and hate to find your love and hate. Others really don't care.
Talking about money hurts feelings, talking about feelings hurts money.
Remember to smile at all times, it will make you look like a neurotic who can't be easily provoked.
Don't talk about being cheated. People at your age are customers.
Doing the political examination paper is the time I lied most in my life.
After thinking about salary comparison, forget it. I don't want to live.
Nothing lasts forever, but you can.
I used to be so young, but now I'm so young.
God will not treat infatuated people unfairly, he is to die.
God didn't give me any great responsibility, so it still hurts my mind and bones.
Don't think you are abandoned by the world, but the world has no time to answer you.
Life is still interesting. After all, every day I want to die for different reasons.
You are like my sunshine, which is dazzling.
Before he had time to flirt, he was pulled out.
As long as there is an express on the way, I feel this life is still hopeful.
Ten out of ten are unhappy in life!
Your present life may not be what you want, but it is definitely your own.
Whether it is a white hat or a black hat, it is not a good hat that will turn green.
It doesn't matter if you can't lose weight after a week of exercise, because you can't lose weight after ten weeks of exercise.
Squat down and touch your own shadow. I'm sorry, you've been wronged by following me.
Many times, optimistic attitude and nice words can't help you.
Tell me when you have no money, let me know that I am not the only one who has no money.
The world is so big that I want to see it. How far can you go with such a small wallet?
Don't say you are a single dog anymore. Dogs are dead at your age.
They laughed at my ugliness, and I laughed at their correctness.
Thought has given us too much freedom, and we are dragging thoughts down!
Do you know why God is jealous of talents? Because nobody cares how long the fool lives.
Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately, it killed all the students in the end.
If everyone understands you, then you have to be ordinary!
The disappointments never let me down, and each time they really let me down.
Others say that I can't help the mud on the wall, but why should I go on the wall? Is it uncomfortable to lie on the ground?
There is no indecision, not because of counseling.
What is friendship? You have been mentally retarded for many years, and I will never leave you.
Life is either this or that. In short, it is not what you think.
You are very creative and courageous.
Learning without thinking is labor lost; thinking without learning is perilous. Don't think or learn online loan.
A lazy crowd wears small clothes, and their salary is naturally cool.
I want to know you again, starting with your name. What's your name?
If the world doesn't want you, you should remember that I still have you, and I don't want you either.
You are always so stingy. You have broken several doors.
If you help a friend who needs money badly, he will surely remember you when he needs money next time.
All stories will have an end, only life with you.
Although I don't care about you at ordinary times, in fact, I secretly expect you to have an accident every day!
I want to go to the movies with my boyfriend. Is there anything interesting?
Some exams rely on strength, others rely on vision, and Nima, I rely on imagination!
The handsome kickers are handsome, and the ugly ones are like shovel shit when playing golf.
If you like it, you should express your love, so that you can know your spare tire number.
Despair is not in a certain moment, but in every moment.
Many times, optimistic attitude and nice words can't help you.
If we don't owe each other, how can we meet again.
What do you want to take away from your alma mater? What I want to take away from my alma mater is my tuition.
I always thought that I would step back, but I didn't expect to fall down.
Recently, I have changed from the bad habit of staying up late to staying up all night.
Others use brand-name bags, while you can only use facial expression bags.
There are no secret admirers, but there are many people who want to assassinate.
The world is so big, you only watch in the circle of friends.
Why do parents only look at scores? crap! Can they understand the subject?
To be fully prepared is to avoid opportunities when they come.
Gui is not the defect of iPhone, poor is your defect.
They are also salty fish. Why can others turn over while you are stuck in the pan?
Everyone thinks I have no friends. In fact, I really have no friends.
It's a fine day today. I've stayed in my room for a long time. I'm going to the living room to relax.
Boy, what's wrong with being poor? If you are poor, you should also stand up and show others that you are not only poor, but also short.
Life is not only about the present, but also about the poems that can't be read and the distance that can't be reached.
I don't want to be the last one to let you down.
You just need to look at others, God has other plans for you.
When I was a child, I hated eating and sleeping. Now I think it's really cheap.
They laughed at my ugliness, and I laughed at their correctness.
Tetris has taught us that if you get along with others, you will disappear.
Although I am indifferent to you at ordinary times, I actually said a lot of bad things about you behind my back.
Although those rich people look beautiful on the surface, they are actually more beautiful in private.
Life is either this or that. In short, it is not what you think.
Although I learn slowly, I give up quickly!
Your sister is a good girl and has shared a lot for your mother.
Your father must work very hard to make you look effortless.
How great is being rich? Being rich is really amazing.
When looking for an object, don't just look at the other person's appearance, but first look at your own appearance!
It is not shameful to sell one's soul and principles. It is shameful to fail to sell at a good price.
Once a dreamer, now there is no dream, only homesick.
Far away, in addition to the unknown, there is despair.
What I have thought about is illusion, but I have no future if I do it seriously.
If life is a movie, you are the advertisement popping up in the middle.
I used to know nothing except reading, but now I know everything except reading.
I tried to disappear, but no one asked.
The world is so big, I feel so unlucky to know you.
If friends come from afar, they will be punished.
Brain is a great thing. I hope you have it.
From a distance, I saw the long hair fluttering. When I came closer, I saw the old monster in the crouching groove.
Brother listened to my advice, and the game can be played again without it, and the daughter-in-law can play all the time without it.
If your boyfriend is obedient to you and never flirts with others. Maybe he doesn't have enough money.
To be fully prepared is to avoid opportunities when they come.
I always thought that I would step back, but I didn't expect to fall down.
He tried to cheer up, but accidentally killed him.
If there is no pursuit in life, then how easy it should be
Only when there is a long line at the station can you really realize that you are the descendant of the dragon.
There is nothing in the world that money can't solve. If there is, it's your lack of money.
You must have been a plastic bag in your previous life. You can only carry plastic bags.
I go to work just to make money. Don't talk about my ideal. My ideal is not to go to work.
Distance produces not beauty, but a third party.
When can I withdraw the money in my mind.
Instead of staring at the phone screen, you should look up from time to time to see where the boss is.
If no one holds hands, I will take the bag.
It doesn't matter if you are single. There will be a long time to be single in the future.
How do you know that you are not the result of your parents' contraceptive failure?
No one cares how high you fly, but there are a group of people waiting to see how bad you fall.
The pain of life is not because you don't have money, but because others have money.
Those who have really worked hard know that the gap in IQ is insurmountable.
I finally got used to my appearance, cut my hair and changed my ugly way.
Although you learn slowly, you give up quickly.
Don't panic to accept failure, but feel it slowly.
If you don't smile, you will be lucky!
You think your boyfriend is an ATM, but there are ten machines and nine and a half are deposit machines.
There is no impassable ridge in life, only impassable ridge.
I really hope that one day my wallet can be as thick as my skin.
When I left my hometown, the villagers never had a drink from a well.
It's true that geomancy turns, but you are on the axis, which is very embarrassing.
I examine myself three times a day. I have no money, no car, no house.
If you are ugly, you should read more. Books can not make you look good, but they can make you accept reality more easily.
Money is not everything, but money can really do what you want.
When God closes the door for you, he will also pinch your brain.
Don't lose weight. You are ugly not only because you are fat.
You will never know which of your friends will become the next WeChat business.
There is no obstacle in life, just because you have short legs.
Adults are not picky eaters. They will say that I am allergic to this.
You can't even sleep well. Do you want to sleep with others?
Occasionally, I still have to go out for a walk to know how comfortable I am in bed.
How can you look like a QR code? If you don't scan it, you don't know what you are!
I want to go to the movies with my boyfriend. Is there anything interesting?
Rich people are worried about too much tax, and you will only feel that you don't have enough sleep!
I'm not short, I'm just far from the sky.
You have never succeeded. What are you afraid of?
I hate two kinds of people most when driving. One is the person who likes to jam, the other is the person who doesn't let me jam.
Sir, the money on your card is not enough
Nine out of ten things are unhappy in life, and the rest are even more unhappy!
The function of the alarm clock for me is to let me sleep in a different position.
There are no unsolvable problems, but there are unsolvable problems.
There are no secret admirers, but there are many people who want to assassinate.
Nine year compulsory education should open ventriloquism class. After all, there will be too much talk when you grow up.
Nine out of ten things are unhappy in life, and the remaining twelve out of ten are extremely unhappy.
God didn't give me any great responsibility, so it still hurts my mind and bones.
When leaders are in a meeting, we should keep quiet. It is impolite to disturb others to sleep.
Time is like a chest. When you squeeze, you have it. When you lie down, you have it.
It's not that the road is rough, but that you can't.
April Fool's Day is just a chance for liars to tell the truth.
Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first or I hang up first.
To lose weight, you want to insist, but insist on not wanting you.
When others pick up girls after work, you meet them after work.
Difficulties are like springs. If you are weak, they will be strong. If you are strong, they will be stronger.
I know that haste makes waste. I can't eat hot tofu in a hurry. How can you say I have procrastination?
If you can't get rich overnight, you can do it for two nights, and I can do it for three nights.
A girl asked me to borrow money for cosmetic surgery, which was very successful. I didn't recognize who asked me to borrow the money again.
If you like a person, you should confess. What if it becomes a spare tire?
I dreamed that I was taking a test, and then I woke up and found that I was really taking a test.
When you fall, there are thousands of people who can replace you.
Failure is not terrible. What is terrible is that you still believe this sentence.
You don't have nothing. You are still sick.
Thank those who knocked you down, because you will find it really comfortable to lie down.
It is too noisy to wake up during the day and too quiet to sleep at night.
The loss of traditional culture is serious. Ancient women can make poems right, but modern women can only make mistakes if they fail.
It doesn't matter if you are ugly. Let others know with your words and manners that you are still a person without connotation.
I miss you so much. The first sentence is false, and the second sentence is also false.
Autumn is the harvest season. The harvest of others is success and happiness. Your harvest is to realize that not everyone will be successful and happy.
Seeing his back, he charmed thousands of troops and turned his head to frighten off millions of heroes.
My principle, only three words, depends on the mood.
Thank you. Every time I need you, I lose my chain.
There is no unprovoked love, no unprovoked hate in the world, but TM has unprovoked fat!
Love really needs courage to accept, no one loves again and again.
When you love someone, you must tell her so that you can know how much she hates you.
Once some people miss it, thank goodness.
People always die, either poor or dead.
Stealing one person's idea is plagiarism, and stealing many people's idea is research.
The reason for being single so far is that it is difficult to start with acquaintances and to speak with strangers.
The idea of eating is that you should eat more if it tastes good, and eat more if it doesn't taste good.
I never hold grudges. I usually take revenge on the spot.
A full man does not know that a hungry man is hungry, and a hungry man does not know that a full man is empty.
As the saying goes, a man who has no foresight must be rich.
If you like it, tell it, or you won't know how ugly you are.
It's not that the road is rough, but that you can't.
No one in the world can live without anyone. Even a fish can be roasted without water.
I watched you step onto the stage with my own eyes. I don't know whether you are going to make a fool of yourself or not.
The world laughs at my madness. I laugh at how quickly the world can see it.
I just want to talk to you about the past, but you ask me if I want to buy it.
People should have dreams, even if it is salted fish, they should also make the saltiest one.
Young and young leave home and return home, and learn a lot of Sao dialect.
Go out more while you are young, or you won't know how good it is to stay at home.
Don't put yourself too high, or you will not come down.
Those who have really worked hard will understand how important talent is.
As long as I eat fast enough, I will never catch up with my weight!
Once a dreamer, now there is no dream, only homesick.
Everyone else has a background, but I only have my back.
As long as I work hard, nothing is impossible for me.
In the past, I wanted to celebrate the New Year in a lively way, but now I want to be quiet.
If you are not happy with your money, you are spending it in the wrong way.
If you are lazy, you will lose because I am too lazy to compete with you.
If you rob a bank, no matter success or failure, you will not have to work in the next ten years.
If you have a rough life in the first half of your life, don't worry too much. You will adapt in the second half of your life.
Believe if you believe, or not, and return the whole WeChat.
Three hundred and sixty lines lead to bugs.
If life deceives you, don't worry - take out your beauty camera to cheat life.
Iron body, magnet bed.
I don't want to raise a dog or a cat. I just want to raise you. After all, raising a pig can make you rich.
If Cinderella's shoes fit, they would not fall off. If the prince really loved Cinderella, he would not even know the girl who had danced with him all night.
Believe in yourself. You can't do what others can.
You can't afford a beautiful bag, and interesting souls can't afford you.
The FLAG set up in those years should be deleted by yourself, since no one remembers it anyway.
With a bullshit attitude, face the fucking life.
How great is being rich? Being rich is really amazing.
Many times, optimistic attitude and nice words can't help you.
Those who have really worked hard know that the gap in IQ is insurmountable.
Whether you are two or no two, two is there, no three no four.
I see two things in your eyes, one is sincerity, and the other is eyedropsy.
If eating fish can boost your brain, you should eat at least one whale.
There is no obstacle in life, only one obstacle after another.
The service provided by Haidilao is really good. Last time, I didn't bring any money with me for dinner. The waiter called the police for me.
Don't think you can't insist on coming, you will insist on staying up late to play with your mobile phone.
We agreed to go to Baitou together, but you secretly baked oil.
Come to me when you have no money. Let me tell you how to live without money.
Making girls cry is a terrible thing, and making boys cry is an explosive thing.
God will not treat infatuated people unfairly, he is to die.
You have suffered the most serious injury when playing football. It was your girlfriend who went to the court to feed the opponent with water!
Rome wasn't built in a day. Three layers of belly wasn't built in a day.
If you are ugly, you should read more. Anyway, nothing else has anything to do with you.
If life deceives you, don't lose heart, because tomorrow is the same
99% of the things in the world can be solved with money, and the remaining 1% needs more money.
Ask Qu to be so clear, only poison soup and live water come!
Sleep more if you want to be beautiful, and feel beautiful when you are sleepy.
Single hair loss and no money, running into the elderly.
Mass blessings and single digit red envelopes are soulless.
If you lend money to your friend, he will surely remember you when he is short of money next time.
I never think about when I can succeed. Since I have chosen to be far away, it is still far away.
When you feel ugly and poor, don't be sad, at least your judgment is correct.
You will never know which of your friends will become the next WeChat business.
If you work hard enough for a long time, you can fail more thoroughly.
Don't think the world has abandoned you, the world has no time to answer you!
Although you are single, you are as fat as two people.
The child is either stupid or has a wrong way of learning. Isn't it stupid to find wrong learning methods?
There is no end to learning.
It is not terrible to be poor. What is terrible is that I am the poorest person.
It doesn't matter if you can't lose weight after a week of exercise, because you can't lose weight after ten weeks of exercise.
I can think of only the most accurate adjective for myself: plump.
The paste is not on the desk, but in your mind.
Failure is the mother of success, but failure doesn't even have a boyfriend.
Even if you charge for two hours, no one will talk to you for five minutes.
I examine myself three times a day. I have no money, no car, no house.
Soul chicken soup is a small dish for people who are used to eating abalone, shark's fin and belly. Does the loser think that drinking a bowl of chicken soup will improve nutrition in an all-round way?
Your smelly foot was bitten by a poisonous snake. After six hours of rescue, the snake finally came back.
Everyone praises you for your beauty. There are traces of PS.
Don't look down on anyone easily. Even killing Matt has more hair than you.
You are just a potato silk. You are dirt, funny and loser.
You should be safe and steady, because you can't make any moth.
People often say, don't leave youth blank, so I blacken it!
Women who are happy with themselves are tolerant, men who are happy with themselves are poor!
Fear of ghosts is really naive. Let me show you people's hearts.
I want to know you again, starting with your name. What's your name?
Don't think about losing weight all day long. Does your mouth agree with you?
Everyone likes to be with you to show their good looks.
People have been looking for success all their lives, but more often, what they find is success!
I really want to sell my house and travel around the world, but the landlord doesn't agree.
Although you are single, you are as fat as two people.
One day you will meet a girl who doesn't want your house or your car, nor does she want you.
Those who have really worked hard know that the gap in IQ is insurmountable.
When I was a child, I was most afraid of dreaming that I would find the toilet. The most terrible thing is that I found the toilet without waking up.
No object is afraid of nothing. I have objects, and I have never won chess.
The rich can choose to keep a low profile, while you can only keep a low profile.
Birds of a feather flock together to get poor points, and the rich get married eventually.
Only those who have worked hard know how important the background is!
I knew that time would smooth my edges and corners, but I didn't expect that it was to rub me on the ground.
When can I withdraw the money in my mind.
If you think from the perspective of others, one day you will find that you have lost yourself.
Although you are short, your hairline is high.
There are no unsolvable problems, but there are unsolvable problems.
It's said that it's raining in your city. I don't know if you have an umbrella. If you take this rain, it will be white.
There is neither the face that makes people fall in love at first sight, nor the money that makes people love for a long time.
Three minutes is doomed, seven minutes depends on hard work, and 90 minutes depends on face.
You think you can do nothing well? If you are wrong, you can also be a waste.
Don't lose heart. There are as many beautiful girls as there are stars in the sky, but you can't see them.
Just because I looked at you more in the crowd, you thought I would sit on your motorcycle.
When I think of you, my ugly face smiles.
If you go out, you will be fat sooner or later.
No one cares how high you fly, but there are a group of people waiting to see how bad you fall.
It's too simple to kill an obsessive-compulsive disorder.
Let nature take its course is just another way of saying that there is nothing we can do.
I know it's wrong to waste time, but it's really enjoyable.
To lose weight, you want to insist, but insist on not wanting you.
You are not so miserable. People who are miserable don't have mobile phones.
If you don't play with your mobile phone for a day, you won't die. Your life is still alive, but your soul is lost!
You are always so stingy. You have broken several doors.
The creditor is the one who will not abandon you even if you break your property.
Don't bother those who don't return your message for a long time each time. Just delete your friends.
Bill Gates dropped out of school and started his own business, becoming the richest man in the world.
Empress Wu has proved that success has nothing to do with gender, and you have proved that success has nothing to do with you.
If there is no pursuit in life, then how easy it should be
A person's longest love history is probably narcissism.
Don't say you have nothing, you still have a debt.
After learning many skills, I finally found that the most useful skill is to be open-minded!
Life polishes your edges and corners to make you roll farther.
Although I learn slowly, I give up quickly!
God closed the door for you, and then went to wash and sleep.
When you know where you are going, the whole world is blocking you up.
You want to be rich? Just think about it.
The service provided by Haidilao is really good. Last time, I didn't bring any money with me for dinner. The waiter called the police for me.
It's OK to scold you at ordinary times. I have to wait until I hit you to know that I am both civil and martial.
It's not that others look down on you, but that others can't see you.
What is the most crowded bus you have ever taken? Just passing by, I was crowded into the car.
Making girls cry is a terrible thing, and making boys cry is an explosive thing.
Nine out of ten people are unhappy in life. They have never met one or two people.
Is money really that important to you? I've been talking for more than three hours, and I haven't lowered a penny.
Pay attention to details and start from small things, because you can't do big things at all.
There must be pure friendship between men and women. Every girl I know says she can only be friends with me at most.
Without you, the world will not turn. It will only turn faster and faster. After all, it is much lighter.
Today is New Year's Eve. Come here and give you your favorite swan meat.
Growth is the process of turning your crying into silence.
There is neither the face that makes people fall in love at first sight, nor the money that makes people love for a long time.
I was poor before I was 38, but I will get used to it later!
Your father must work very hard to make you look effortless.
The only fair thing in the world is that we will all die.
I used to go to school to make money, but now I work to make money.
I thought tomorrow would be better, and then I looked forward to tomorrow every day.
People often say, don't leave youth blank, so I blacken it!
You can't have both fish and bear's paw, but you can be single and poor!
Today's young people want to sleep at all times except when they don't want to sleep.
Seeing a fortune teller, he asked me as soon as I sat down. What are you?
People who used to think that they depended on relationships must be very incompetent. After contacting them, they found that they were better than me in everything.
Failure is also a part of success. Where you fall, you are corrupting others.
I will see the parents of the other party tomorrow. I'm so nervous. After all, I beat their children first.
Although you look tired when you move bricks, you look really handsome when you pay.
Tetris has taught us that if you get along with others, you will disappear.
You still have to have dreams. Otherwise, when you drink too much, what do you talk to people about?
How can you live up to the death of chickens, ducks, fish and pigs if you don't eat fat for the New Year?
A single man is called a single dog, while a single woman is called a dog ignore.
I tried to disappear, but no one asked.
What do you like about me? I like you to stay away from me.
When I was a child, I was most afraid of dreaming that I would find the toilet. The most terrible thing is that I found the toilet without waking up.
Go ahead with a smile. No one wants to go back alive when he comes to this world.
Rich people get married, but poor people can only eat dirt.
Believe in yourself. You can't do what others can.
In the face of difficulties, stick to it for a while, and you will get used to it.
In the face of difficulties, stick to it for a while, and you will get used to it.
I knew that time would smooth my edges and corners, but I didn't expect that it was to rub me on the ground.
God didn't give me any great responsibility, so it still hurts my mind and bones.
As long as the Kung Fu deep iron pestle is ground into a needle, but the person who really grinds the iron pestle into a needle is absolutely a fool.
Your sister is a good girl and has shared a lot for your mother.
Now the tears are all the water in my head.
When you know where you are going, the whole world is blocking you up.
Love is mostly unsuccessful, either suffering from the boredom of getting married, or suffering from the sadness of not getting married.
From small to large, the only constant is a heart that does not miss books.
Empress Wu has proved that success has nothing to do with gender, and you have proved that success has nothing to do with you.
There is less friendship and more reciprocity.
No matter how hard you are, you can't be poor. No matter how poor you are, you will be very poor.
Seeing a fortune teller, he asked me as soon as I sat down. What are you?
My hobbies are divided into dynamic and static. Dynamic means turning over, while static means sleeping.
Where there is plenty of grass in the horizon, they all grow in other people's homes.
If you suffer, don't drink water, or you will become dirty.
If you think there are flies around you, you may be a piece of shit.
After years of hard work, although there is no gain, you are in debt!
Some things or people can't be solved with money. You have to have a lot of money.
Those who don't make money say they are starting a business.
Are you good at any sports? "Escape from reality".
It's true that geomancy turns, but you are on the axis, which is very embarrassing.
You are like my sunshine, which is dazzling.
Journey to the West tells us that a teammate like a pig can make the team go to the west.
I am typing..., which has given me hope and disappointment.
The stupidest thing I ever did as a child may be looking forward to growing up.
If your friends live a happy life every day, they will not be photographed and sent to the circle of friends.
I know that haste makes waste. I can't eat hot tofu in a hurry. How can you say I have procrastination?
Marriage is the reorganization of assets of two families.
You are not so miserable. People who are miserable don't have mobile phones.
Don't say that you are good at nothing. You are a good hand at staying up late playing mobile phones.
I used to live on my face, but I almost starved to death before giving up.
It is nothing but good.
I miss you so much. The first sentence is false, and the second sentence is also false.
Early to bed and early to rise is good for health, but late to bed and late to rise is really good for mood.
You should be careful during the Spring Festival. After all, you have to kill pigs during the Spring Festival.
If you are ugly, you should study more so that you can have money for cosmetic surgery.
If others show their legs, they are beautiful. If you show your legs, you want to be hated.
When you see me staring at you all the way, don't think I'm interested in you. I really can't see who you are.
Give your favorite girl a lipstick. At least she has your sense of participation when kissing others.
The night lifted the wine, the wine lifted you, you lifted me, and we were poor.
Life is not only about the present, but also about the poems that can't be read and the distance that can't be reached.
People's hearts are weak, so don't be tough without strength!
Don't want to fall in love is false, no one is true.
I had schizophrenia, but now we have recovered.
Those who don't make money say they are starting a business.
Thin people can wear clothes out of stories, fat people can only wear accidents.
Let's lose weight. It's faster to lose weight, faster to rebound, slower to give up.
You are very creative and courageous.
It doesn't matter if you are poor. Keep your head up and let everyone see that you are not only poor but also ugly and short.
You think your boyfriend is an ATM, but there are ten machines and nine and a half are deposit machines.
Some things or people can't be solved with money. You have to have a lot of money.
It is also a betrayal of oneself. Some people become eldest sisters and some become young ladies.
After learning many skills, I finally found that the most useful skill is to be open-minded!
Who says I can't play musical instruments? I'm good at quitting.
Failure is the mother of success, but it is a pity that success is unrecognizable.
There is no unprovoked love, no unprovoked hate in the world, but TM has unprovoked fat!
Emotion can be run in if you look at your face.
At present, the most reliable way to get rich is that your house is demolished.
Try to make friends with the students around you, so that you can spend less money.
God will not treat infatuated people unfairly, he is to die.
You can't even sleep well. Do you want to sleep with others?
Many people think they are too tired to live. In fact, they may just sleep too late.
I don't swear because I have strong practical ability.
Don't care what others think of you. If you care, others will not look up to you.
Success can be copied, but for you, pasting is prohibited here.
I used to be poor but happy. Now it is different from the past, not only poor but also unhappy.
There was no way in the world. When there were more people walking, the teacher began to call the roll.
People who have ulterior motives for you, after all, are also intentions.
No one can make you give up losing weight. If you think about it yourself, you will give up.
If life deceives you, you will open the beauty camera and deceive all people.
Once we had poetry and faraway, now we just want to buy a house.
Complaining won't change your life, but money can!
The non-toxic body carries the toxic vaccine. You taught me to be strong when I was young!
Whether it is a white hat or a black hat, it is not a good hat that will turn green.
I heard that you are not as good as me, so I'm relieved.
Knowledge gives you power, ignorance will give you more powerful, fearless and unpredictable power.
I'm not short, I'm just far from the sky.
I haven't fallen into the peach trap for so many years. It's just two words. I don't have money.
You are not so miserable. People who are miserable don't have mobile phones.
Don't worry, rich people will not have bad luck.
A single man is called a single dog, while a single woman is called a dog ignore.
If life deceives you, you will open the beauty camera and deceive all people.
Sometimes, as long as you make up your mind to do something, the world will hold you back.
Go out and start your own business when you have less money to work for. It is guaranteed that you will lose all your money.
Another day has passed, how is it? Is the dream more distant?
Work hard, every difficulty will overcome me.
I'm not the kid who has spent 50 yuan for a long time. Now I have to think carefully about five yuan.
Don't say you have nothing, you still have a debt.
It doesn't matter if you are bitter now. As long as you are alive, something good will happen to others.
Thank you. Every time I need you, I lose my chain.
Shushan has its own way. It's your fault that you don't have a rich life.
Winter is good. When we are poor, there is a northwest wind.
When quarreling with an object, don't investigate the cause of the quarrel first, but find out how he is emboldened.
Everyone who shakes his legs has a sewing machine in his heart.
You are a princess by your parents, a princess by your men, and a beggar by yourself.
Brain is a great thing. I hope you have it.
Single hair loss and no money, running into the elderly.
Smile when encountering lightning, because it is the sky taking pictures of you.
There are more than eight or nine bad things in life.
It's not shameful to sell your soul. What's shameful is that you didn't get a good price.
There must be fog when the car arrives at the mountain. When the ship arrives at the bridge, it will sink naturally.
If you are ugly, you should study more so that you can have money for cosmetic surgery.
Don't look down on anyone easily. Even killing Matt has more hair than you.
The three steps of encountering difficulties, face it and deal with it, and abandon it.
I don't know what happiness is when I am in happiness? It's just that I am getting fat and becoming a pig. I still think my figure is OK.
I examine myself three times a day. I have no money, no car, no house.
Believe in yourself. You can't do what others can.
The time is not to get up, but to see how long you can sleep.
After breaking through the bottleneck, we found that there were bottle caps.
The rich man's DINK is DINK, and the poor man's DINK is called having no children.
The friendship between girls is like a plastic flower, which is fake but never withers.
What does it feel like to be short? He wanted to stare at people, but he was forced to be cute.
Do you think it's better to bow to life? Life is about getting you down on your knees.
Nothing lasts forever, but you can.
The reason for being single so far is that it is difficult to start with acquaintances and to speak with strangers.
No object is afraid of nothing. I have objects, and I have never won chess.
I really envy your skin. How can you maintain it so thick?
The creditor is the one who will not abandon you even if you break your property.
You don't have nothing, you are still sick!
If you don't marry me many years later, then we are really good enough.
The early bird catches the worm, but you are the worm.
What is powerful is not how many backstage you have, but how many backstage you can become!
I'm not the kind of person who would kill a man if he fell down. I just sealed the well.
I used to live on my face, but then I almost starved to death
I don't know which link has gone wrong. Is there a middleman who makes a difference?
I used to live on my face, but I almost starved to death before giving up.
After working hard for so long, if there is any talent, there should be some signs of success.
I'd rather not talk and look like a fool than open my mouth to prove that I am.
How great is being rich? Being rich is really amazing.
There is no hope to be a good man, but a bad man is not good at it.
Life will not abandon you, but it will not let you go.
Be modest, listen to others' opinions, and then write down their names carefully.
Women who are happy with themselves are tolerant, men who are happy with themselves are poor!
They are also salty fish. Why can others turn over while you are stuck in the pan?
Never abandon yourself. Once you start to give up, you will find that you are very happy
I thought I could get hold of my little sister by holding her hand, but I didn't expect her to be Thousand Hand Avalokitesvara.
You went home early these two days. Recently, you stole many pigs. I'm afraid you will have an accident.
They laughed at my ugliness, and I laughed at their correctness.
Ma Yun's success has nothing to do with his appearance, Jiang Shang's success has nothing to do with his age, and success has nothing to do with you.
I don't know whether it is the love of others that is too easy or my own words are too hard.
With a bullshit attitude, face the fucking life.
I'm not the kid who has spent 50 yuan for a long time. Now I have to think carefully about five yuan.
Success is like a ghost, only others have met it.
Despair is not in a certain moment, but in every moment.
If others show their legs, they are beautiful. If you show your legs, you want to be hated.
Seeing a fortune teller, he asked me as soon as I sat down. What are you?
If your friends live a happy life every day, they will not be photographed and sent to the circle of friends.
Learning makes people happy; not learning makes people happier.
In winter, places outside the bed are far away, places out of reach are from other places, and going to the toilet is a business trip.
If there is any truth in the world, it is deserved!
What can be solved with money is not a problem, but how to have money is your biggest problem.
Don't say that you are good at nothing. You are a good hand at staying up late playing mobile phones.
In the morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and comforted myself that there was nothing wrong. There was something uglier than me.
Don't be afraid of myopia, because in front of you, there is nothing but failure.
There are two kinds of results when a woman is forced to kiss to express her feelings, one is "pa pa pa", the other is "pa pa pa". This is the gap between Loser and Gao Fushai.
The disappointments never let me down, and each time they really let me down.
Love is mostly unsuccessful, either suffering from the boredom of getting married, or suffering from the sadness of not getting married.
It's all right after dropping my mobile phone so many times. I think my height saved it.
As the saying goes, disasters never come singly. It can be seen that even disasters are accompanied. Look at you again.
Some people have a shiny surface, but in fact, the boat socks have slipped to the foot plate.
Life is not only about the present, but also about the whole life.
The beautiful leather bags are the same, and the interesting soul weighs more than 200 kg.
Adults are not picky eaters. They will say that I am allergic to this.
Don't panic to accept failure, but feel it slowly.
Yuelao, please lead the red line for me next time. Can you change it into steel wire? The old TM of the red line is broken.
Escape can't solve the problem. You can't solve it without escaping.
Others are always shining gold, and you will spend it.
Every day, I think about a question diligently. How can I get something without work?
When there is no money, it is a curse to hear others say that they wish you a long life.
You are not so insecure, because no money is the safest.
Do you think you are Cinderella? Please don't dream, she is the daughter of the count.
Go out and start your own business when you have less money to work for. It is guaranteed that you will lose all your money.
Don't look forward to tomorrow, because tomorrow will not be easy.
If you are not happy with your money, you are spending it in the wrong way.
Although you have never been abroad, you are jet lagged every day.
The one with wings may not be an angel, but a thunderbolt.
Learning makes people happy; not learning makes people happier.
Complaining won't change your life, but money can!
I made a very risky investment. If I succeed, I can earn several hundred million yuan. If I fail, I will lose my money.
Dogs are man's best friends. But dog's best friend is shit.
May you have wine, meat and girls in the future. Girls are ugly.
If no one holds hands, I will take the bag.
Although others seem to be doing well, they are actually doing well behind their backs.
If girls don't work hard, they will be arrested and married, and they will have a second child.
Don't be angry if you can't be angry, don't swear if you can't be angry, and do it directly if you can.
Have you ever thought about May 4th Youth Day and June 1st Children's Day? There are only 38 festivals left for you.
Before doing the question, think about the intention of the question maker. I think he wants me dead.
You don't know how to arrange your life. There will be many people who will help you arrange what they need you to do.
In the past, I wanted to celebrate the New Year in a lively way, but now I want to be quiet.
Many things in the world will eventually become better as time goes by. For example, your fat will eventually become fat.
I finally got used to my appearance, cut my hair and changed my ugly way.
All your sadness comes from your balance.
The purpose of putting mirrors in the school building is to let you know that people who are ugly should read more.
Don't bow your head, your chin will show.
It's good of you to leave, otherwise I will always be careful and you will stay for dinner.
Ask what money is in the world. It's just a matter of life and death.
The cold of looking through the autumn water can never be compared to the cold of wearing pants.
If you are ugly, you should read more. Anyway, nothing else has anything to do with you.
What does it feel like to be short? He wanted to stare at people, but he was forced to be cute.
If everyone understands you, then you have to be ordinary!
In many cases, the face is not given by others, but lost by oneself.
How can you look like a QR code? If you don't scan it, you don't know what you are!
It's not shameful to sell your soul. What's shameful is that you didn't get a good price.
Knowledge gives you power, ignorance will give you more powerful, fearless and unpredictable power.
Dogs are man's best friends. But dog's best friend is shit.
If you don't cherish me, after passing this village, I will wait for you in the next village.
Don't put yourself too high, or you will not come down.
What I have thought about is illusion, but I have no future if I do it seriously.
People are not boring, but lazy to be interesting to you.
People's bodies are full of talent, and your bodies are full of pearl milk tea.
I know it's wrong to waste time, but it's really enjoyable.
You are like the sun in the blue sky, which can't be seen directly.
You are not incompetent, you just have no right to choose.
When I was young, I often thought about whether I would go to Beijing University or Tsinghua University when I grew up. Now I think about it.
When you know where you are going, the whole world is blocking you up.
Why quarrel? Can't you sit down calmly and slap each other?
The so-called growth is to hear the four words of rough seas, and can no longer associate with the sea.
Commitment is like farting. It was earth shattering at that time, and then it became powerless.
Although I usually don't care about you, there are many bad words behind me.
I used to know nothing except reading, but now I know everything except reading.
I think lovelorn is not terrible, blind is terrible.
The paste is not on the desk, but in your mind.
I made a plan for the holiday, and only finished P after half the summer vacation because of the lan.
If it is a blessing to suffer losses, I might have been as lucky as the East China Sea.
What is terrible is not that others fool you today, but that they forget you.
After breaking through the bottleneck, we found that there were bottle caps.
After a long time of not opening QQ, I found that only Tencent News cared about you.
There is no hope to be a good man, but a bad man is not good at it.
They all say that money is a bastard, but it's really beautiful.
Opportunities are always left to those who have the heart and face.
I looked for her thousands of times. When I looked back, that person still ignored me.
Laughing girls always have more crow's feet than others.
The right ear should be used when listening to the results, because the left ear is close to the heart, which may lead to sudden death.
Rome wasn't built in a day. Three layers of belly wasn't built in a day.
Yesterday a thief came to my house to steal money. We searched together all night.
Although you look tired when you move bricks, you look really handsome when you pay.
There are two kinds of people who are the dumbest in the world, one is you, the other is like you.
Others save your number to contact you, but I am different. I save your number to refuse to receive it.
You are nothing, but one thing you do very well is daydreaming.
I don't know how many peaks you can cross before you succeed. Anyway, you can't escape two peaks sooner or later.
Don't worry, everything is the worst arrangement.
The first thing is to sleep, stay up all night without rest and lose hair.
Let hard work become a habit, water the future with sweat, and then dehydrate to death.
As long as you don't cheat, money is really omnipotent.
Don't get up if you hit the ground. You will still be hit to the ground anyway!
He likes your plain face, which must be beautiful.
The idea of eating is that you should eat more if it tastes good, and eat more if it doesn't taste good.
I used to live on my face, but I almost starved to death before giving up.
The salted fish turns over to get a thorough sun. You turn over because your hands are numb.
When the salted fish has a dream, it will become a salted fish with a dream.
Soul chicken soup is a small dish for people who are used to eating abalone, shark's fin and belly. Does the loser think that drinking a bowl of chicken soup will improve nutrition in an all-round way?
Let hard work become a habit, water the future with sweat, and then dehydrate to death.
Although you have never been abroad, you are jet lagged every day.
Don't think that everyone around you is targeting you. When you think about it, the whole world is targeting you.
Only the vending machine has left lights for you in the middle of the night.
I can't afford to eat in big hotels.
My goal is to have a house at the age of 30, and now I am 30 years old.
This year is the worst year in the past decade. The good news is that this year is the best year in the next decade.
As the saying goes, a man who has no foresight must be rich.
When you meet a girl you like, you should be brave to express your love. Only when you take the initiative, can you know that she has her name.
On Tomb Sweeping Day, you should go back to your school to sweep the graves, because your youth was buried there.
Life is not only the immediate pressure, but also the disaster behind it.
I saved dandruff for a year just to give you snow.
Go out and start your own business when you have less money to work for. It is guaranteed that you will lose all your money.
He likes your plain face, which must be beautiful.
In many cases, the face is not given by others, but lost by oneself.
I believe you will not be knocked down by life, because your weight exceeds life's expectations.
Nine year compulsory education should open ventriloquism class. After all, there will be too much talk when you grow up.
If you work harder, you will be able to move forward. Life is crazy.
Don't bring earphones when crossing the road. If you are hit by a car, the earphones will break down?
Your good night just wants me to shut up.
What is powerful is not how many backstage you have, but how many backstage you can become!
You are just a potato silk. You are dirt, funny and loser.
Some people have worked hard all their lives, that is, from the fourth class to the third class.
You can either work very hard or be very smart to barely live a mediocre life.
You are not choosing to be difficult, you are just poor.
Most people lie for the first time in life, starting from writing a composition.
If you fall, then find a comfortable position to lie down.
During the interview, they asked you to have a chat, but it was really just a chat.
There is no wife in the wife cake, and there is no cotton in the marshmallow, so there is no money in the wallet.
I don't want to read, mainly because no one feeds cattle, pigs or sheep at home.
The idea of eating is that you should eat more if it tastes good, and eat more if it doesn't taste good.
The girls nowadays are too outrageous. They can't see the career line even though their neckline is so low
Don't always be so narcissistic. Beautiful women look at you more because you are so ugly.
When you know where you are going, the whole world is blocking you up.
Soul chicken soup is a small dish for people who are used to eating abalone, shark's fin and belly. Does the loser think that drinking a bowl of chicken soup will improve nutrition in an all-round way?
He tried to cheer up, but accidentally killed him.
There was a period of love, called love for oneself.
Others' life is full of stories, while mine is full of accidents.
You think your boyfriend is an ATM, but there are ten machines and nine and a half are deposit machines.
If I didn't have the ability to comfort myself, I really couldn't live now.
People have been looking for success all their lives, but more often, what they find is success!
If the word "give up" appears in your mind, you must firmly tell yourself that you have nothing, where can you give up?
We agreed to go to Baitou together, but you secretly baked oil.
It's said that it's raining in your city. I don't know if you have an umbrella. If you take this rain, it will be white.
If we don't owe each other, how can we meet again.
On Tomb Sweeping Day, you should go back to your school to sweep the graves, because your youth was buried there.
It doesn't matter if you have tried hard and failed. It will be better if you try again.
In these days, there is no love that doesn't break up, only a confession that doesn't hurt your hands. You should be more open-minded when things happen.
Your life is the same as your hairline. It retreats very fast.
They laughed at my ugliness, and I laughed at their correctness.
The garbage is still picked up by my parents. How about you?
If you lend money to your friend, he will surely remember you when he is short of money next time.
Don't panic to accept failure, but feel it slowly.
From today on, I will be tortured by three aunts and eight aunts.
I knew that time would smooth my edges and corners, but I didn't expect that it was to rub me on the ground.
You are just a sugar cane man. It's sweet at the beginning, but it's full of slag in the back.
They said that the network was fake, and I laughed, as if the reality was real.
No object is afraid of nothing. I have objects, and I have never won chess.
Although my money didn't come from the gale, it seems to have been blown away by the gale.
As long as you choose the right direction in life, you will succeed easily. Let's congratulate you on the easy way.
If you like it, tell it, or you won't know how ugly you are.
Because I'm poor, I dare not even care about you. I'm afraid you might as well make a huge sum of money if you want to ask for help.
Did I live for 16 years, or did I live for one day and repeat for 16 years?
Don't think you can't insist on coming, you will insist on staying up late to play with your mobile phone.
The world is so big, I want to see where it is convenient to beg!
If people have no dreams, what's the difference between carefree and carefree?
Crazy farting in a taxi can greatly reduce the probability that the driver will take you around.
Some people have a shiny surface, but in fact, the boat socks have slipped to the foot plate.
If life is a movie, you are the advertisement popping up in the middle.
Whenever I take a brave step, God will timely and generously pave the way for me to go downhill.
The world is fair. People who are busier than you earn more than you, and people who are busier than you earn less than you.
How can we meet a storm without experiencing wind and rain.
Every day we should have new expectations, so that we can have new disappointments.
Since you have already swept the world behind you, why turn around and mess around.
If I didn't have the ability to comfort myself, I really couldn't live now.
Don't always scold iron for not making steel. You forget that iron can't make steel.
My future is a dream. What's more, I still have insomnia at the moment.
I feel that the most affectionate gaze in my life has been given to mobile phones.
May your troubles, like your hair, become less and less.
It's just money. It seems that no one lacks it.
I have taken more selfies with my beautiful mobile phone, and I don't know how ugly I am.
When life is too heavy for you to breathe, you must straighten your waist so that you will not look ugly when you are crushed to death.
You must laugh, or you won't know how many crow's feet you have.
You can't have both fish and bear's paw, but you can be single and poor!
Come to me when you have no money. Let me tell you how to live without money.
Tetris has taught us that if you get along with others, you will disappear.
One of the symptoms of mental collapse is to believe that your work is very important.
Since ancient times, deep love has always been popular.
Money can't buy love, but it can buy love.
It is too noisy to wake up during the day and too quiet to sleep at night.
When you meet someone you like, you should pursue them bravely, so that you can know that there is more than one person who rejects you.
Pinch your fingers, and you two will be separated.
Softness of heart is not a disease. It's fatal when you turn around.
Life is bound to give up some people, not you don't care, they don't care.
Young and young leave home and return home, and learn a lot of Sao dialect.
My dream when I was a child was to be a hero. I didn't expect that it would be easy to realize it on my mobile phone, and there were many choices.
Don't give up your dream, keep sleeping!
You can't break a broken jar. You have to break it hard!
They said that the network was fake, and I laughed, as if the reality was real.
Running freely with the wind is the direction, but I forget that my legs are short and have no strength.
The salted fish turns over to get a thorough sun. You turn over because your hands are numb.
It's a fine day today. I've stayed in my room for a long time. I'm going to the living room to relax.
When I make friends, I never care whether he has money or not. Anyway, he is not as poor as me.
If you don't smile, you will be lucky!
Please believe me, every word I say is nonsense!
In fact, destiny doesn't like to joke with you. It really wants to kill you.
People ask if you are in love? As long as there is no such thing now, it can cover up the fact that there was no such thing in the past.
There is no cold person at all. It's not you who is warm!
The aunt who spread pancakes said that she earned thirty thousand yuan a month, and you are not short of an egg.
Only when there is a long line at the station can you really realize that you are the descendant of the dragon.
The most devastating thing in the exam is to see a question, vaguely remember the teacher said, but clearly remember that I did not listen.
Last year, we set a target deposit of 30000 yuan, but this year, we still need 50000 yuan.
Don't bow to fate easily, because when you bow, you will see fat.
Ask what money is in the world. It's just a matter of life and death.
Your smelly foot was bitten by a poisonous snake. After six hours of rescue, the snake finally came back.
The way you try to talk to him is like a shopping guide in the mall.
Another day has passed, how is it? Is the dream more distant?
What is terrible is that you can't solve it.
What can be solved with money is not a problem, but how to have money is your biggest problem.
Do you love your work? The work will wait for you there.
Life polishes your edges and corners to make you roll farther.
The night gives you black eyes, but you use them to roll your eyes.
Research shows that people who smoke and drink all the year round have a lower probability of suffering from Alzheimer's disease, because the probability of early death is higher.
You are like my sunshine, which is dazzling.
The best time to show love is at noon, because there will be retribution sooner or later.
You are just a potato silk. You are dirt, funny and loser.
Squat down and touch your own shadow. I'm sorry, you've been wronged by following me.
The creditor is the one who will not abandon you even if you break your property.
There is less friendship and more reciprocity.
If you don't play with your mobile phone for a day, you won't die. Your life is still alive, but your soul is lost!
If you think there are flies around you, you may be a piece of shit.
There is nothing in the world that money can't solve. If there is, it's your lack of money.
I don't know that firewood and rice are expensive if I'm not in charge, and I don't know I'm fat if I don't take photos.
Even if it is salted fish, you are not the saltiest one.
I tried to be an interesting person, but later I ran away and became a teaser.
If a person returns to you in seconds, it only means that he is playing with his mobile phone.
I'm not afraid of being poor or ugly, or of being single?
I know it's wrong to waste time, but it's really enjoyable.
I have a dream, just a dream.
Are you afraid of being laughed at if you don't look good? Don't worry, it's the same with good clothes.
I don't swear because I have strong practical ability.
Snow White explained that no matter how nice the seven little losers are to her, they can't be as good as a kiss from Gao Fushuai.
If you are destined to meet thousands of miles away, you can also save money if you are not.
When I was young, I often thought about whether I would go to Beijing University or Tsinghua University when I grew up. Now I think about it.
My lover is an unparalleled hero. One day he will step on colorful clouds to marry others.
Until now, the only thing that can be taken up and put down is chopsticks.
Rich people are worried about too much tax, and you will only feel that you don't have enough sleep!
Life is like water in a sponge. As long as you don't want to squeeze it, it will evaporate one day.
How great is being rich? Being rich is really amazing.
Remember to smile at all times, it will make you look like a neurotic who can't be easily provoked.
As long as you persevere, those who laugh at you will be laughed to death sooner or later.
Would you like to be my sun? Then please keep 92955886 km with me.
I thought tomorrow would be better, and then I looked forward to tomorrow every day.
I am a fish with pickled cabbage, which is both sour and vegetable.
Go ahead with a smile. No one wants to go back alive when he comes to this world.
If time can go back, it must be that you are dreaming.
Becoming famous is like farting. It's not enough to make a noise, but it will be a long time.
The world is so big, I want to see where it is convenient to beg!
Women conquer men with silk stockings, and men conquer banks with silk stockings.
You should be safe and steady, because you can't make any moth.
Go ahead with a smile. No one wants to go back alive when he comes to this world.
Who says I can't play musical instruments? I'm good at quitting.
What can you do to lower your dignity? Copy homework.
When you need help most, only ghosts will help you.
After nine years of hard work, I finally made up the down payment for the house I sold that year.
Only age and fat can get something for nothing.
Can there be an echo in your memory?
No one can make you give up losing weight. If you think about it yourself, you will give up.
Don't lose heart. There are as many beautiful girls as there are stars in the sky, but you can't see them.
Compared with ugliness, it is not worth mentioning.
You don't have nothing, you are still sick!
We are good friends. If you fall down, I will help you up, but wait until I finish laughing.
When quarreling with an object, don't investigate the cause of the quarrel first, but find out how he is emboldened.
Many people think they are too tired to live. In fact, they may just sleep too late.
What is the biggest disgrace in life? I failed the exam after cheating.
As long as you choose the right direction in life, you will succeed easily. Let's congratulate you on the easy way.
Women conquer men with silk stockings, and men conquer banks with silk stockings.
I see two things in your eyes, one is sincerity, and the other is eyedropsy.
Life is like a tea table with cups on it.
Come to me when you have no money. Let me tell you how to live without money.
I made a plan for the holiday, and only finished P after half the summer vacation because of the lan.
What do you want to take away from your alma mater? What I want to take away from my alma mater is my tuition.
I can think of only the most accurate adjective for myself: plump.
In fact, many life problems can be solved without shame.
Look in the mirror more often, and you will understand the reasons for many things.
If you rob a bank, no matter success or failure, you will not have to work in the next ten years.
If you suffer, don't drink water, or you will become dirty.
No object is afraid of nothing. I have objects, and I have never won chess.
If you don't cherish me, after passing this village, I will wait for you in the next village.
God closes a security door for you, and also conveniently puts a titanium alloy lock on you.
After experiencing a lot of hardships, others are happy after suffering, but you have just come after suffering.
Don't you fight? How do you know how incompetent you are.
The FLAG set up in those years has been deleted by myself, and no one remembers it anyway.
In the past, I wanted to celebrate the New Year in a lively way, but now I want to be quiet.
Intermittent reform, continuous mixed eating and death.
Since you have already swept the world behind you, why turn around and mess around.
Don't be depressed anymore, kid. You should be as lively and cheerful as a psychopath.
Why can you live like a retarded, but I can't.
Good looking skin bag reality split, interesting soul spirit derailment?.
The premise of being cute is cute, not stupid.
May you have wine, meat and girls in the future. Girls are ugly.
When God closes the door for you, he will also pinch your brain.
Some things or people can't be solved with money. You have to have a lot of money.
Don't care too much about the eyes of others, because no one will pay attention to you.
For people like you, even if you stick two words of Tuhao on your face, others will read them in reverse.
You are like the sun in the blue sky, which can't be seen directly.
Don't say sorry to me, because I can neither forgive you nor stab you to death.
If life deceives you, you will open the beauty camera and deceive all people.
Don't wait until tomorrow to hand in the job, and then find an excuse. Today, find a good one.
If you can't accommodate me, it means that either your mind is too narrow or my personality is too great.
If you suffer, don't drink water, or you will become dirty.
You can rely on your face, but you rely on your talent. This is the difference between you and Mingming.
Ten out of ten are unhappy in life!
Despair is not in a certain moment, but in every moment.
Every time you spend money, you say your wallet is dripping blood, but your wallet has lost too much blood and died.
When happiness knocks on the door, I'm afraid I'm not at home, so I've always been homestead.
There is no end to learning.
We should help when we have difficulties. If we have no difficulties, we should help when we create difficulties.
Poverty has limited me so much, why not limit my weight?
What's wrong with you? You have to get sick in bed!
I used to buy lottery tickets every day, but one day, I can't even afford to buy lottery tickets.
I only have eyes for you, because your big face makes me unable to see others.
I don't swear because I have strong practical ability.
Never keep your eyes on your mobile phone for too long. Experts say it will lose power.
If you think you are busy every day, it must be your illusion. Dogs must be less busy than you.
Only after hard work can we know that the gap in IQ is insurmountable.
Others' life is full of stories, while mine is full of accidents.
The so-called review is to reconfirm what you don't know, and you really don't.
The life span of mobile phones is 1/20 of that of human beings. Please put aside the chores around you and accompany it well!
Nine year compulsory education should open ventriloquism class. After all, there will be too much talk when you grow up.
Want to fight? If the mobile phone can be taken off your hand, it is a struggle.
People are not boring, but lazy to be interesting to you.
When there is nothing to give up, don't forget that you can still give up treatment.
Marriage is the reorganization of assets of two families.
Without you, the world will not turn. It will only turn faster and faster. After all, it is much lighter.
There will be many unexpected things in the world. For example, you think I will give an example.
Don't say sorry to me, because I can neither forgive you nor stab you to death.
Sleep until your hand cramps, count your money until you wake up naturally.
Someone saved your number to call you. I'm different. I don't want to answer it.
It is only after suffering that we know that there is no bitterest, only more bitter.
Squat down and touch your own shadow. I'm sorry, you've been wronged by following me.
You haven't viewed the world. Where does your world view come from?
It doesn't matter if you have tried hard and failed. It will be better if you try again.
When the salted fish has a dream, it will become a salted fish with a dream.
Talking about money hurts feelings, talking about feelings hurts money.
I just want to talk to you about the past, but you ask me if I want to buy it.
Dreams still have to be there. What if they come true in the next life?
In fact, confession may not be a good thing, because it looks like a black hand.
The world is so big, I feel so unlucky to know you.
I believe you will not be knocked down by life, because your weight exceeds life's expectations.
Choice is more important than hard work, so I choose not to work hard.
You went home early these two days. Recently, you stole many pigs. I'm afraid you will have an accident.
If you are ugly, you should read more. Anyway, nothing else has anything to do with you.
The difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, while people sometimes are not people.
This year is the worst year in the past decade. The good news is that this year is the best year in the next decade.
Although I usually don't care about you, there are many bad words behind me.
As long as you don't cheat, money is really omnipotent.
A horse never stops its hooves, and you never stop its mouth.
In order to prevent me from spending money indiscriminately this month, I spent all my money in advance.
When others pick up girls after work, you meet them after work.
If the world doesn't want you, you should remember that I still have you, and I don't want you either.
The man riding a white horse may not be a prince, but a monk from the Tang Dynasty!
If you don't have to blush again, can you borrow some money.
Are you afraid of being laughed at if you don't look good? Don't worry, it's the same with good clothes.
He dreamed of walking around with his sword, but cancelled the original plan because he was too fat.
When life is too heavy for you to breathe, you must straighten your waist so that you will not look ugly when you are crushed to death.
Once we had poetry and faraway, now we just want to buy a house.
Most of the time, it is not work that consumes energy, but the people we meet at work.
When I was young, I didn't like eating, so I am short now. Now love to eat leads to fat and short.
Because of his introverted personality, he has been unable to do such things as rushing to pay the bill.
Seeing his back, he charmed thousands of troops and turned his head to frighten off millions of heroes.
Complaining won't change your life, but money can!
Until now, the only thing that can be taken up and put down is chopsticks.
My lover is an unparalleled hero. One day he will step on colorful clouds to marry others.
If you go out, you will be fat sooner or later.
May you have wine, meat and girls in the future. Girls are ugly.
Five hundred times of looking back in the previous life, but in exchange for the sentence of this life, hooligan.
Why do girls have to compete with each other? After decades, they will all dance square dance together.
If you lend money to your friend, he will surely remember you when he is short of money next time.
If you don't force yourself, you don't know what despair is.
There is neither the face that makes people fall in love at first sight, nor the money that makes people love for a long time.
The one with wings may not be an angel, but a thunderbolt.
Nine out of ten things are unhappy in life, and the rest are even more unhappy!
We work very hard to live like ordinary people.
He likes your plain face, which must be beautiful.
I am a man. Never challenge my bottom line, or I will have to change it again.
Birds of a feather flock together to get poor points, and the rich get married eventually.
I don't want to raise a dog or a cat. I just want to raise you. After all, raising a pig can make you rich.
Others' life is full of stories, while mine is full of accidents.
After working hard for so long, if there is any talent, there should be some signs of success.
Most of the time, it is not work that consumes energy, but the people we meet at work.
Time is money. Am I wasting time? No, I'm just showing off my wealth!
If you don't give up one second, you will be even more desperate next time.
I never think about when I can succeed. Since I have chosen to be far away, it is still far away.
When you feel that life is unfair to you, weigh your weight and look in the mirror, you will feel that everything is reasonable again.
Don't bow your head and your cuckold will fall off. Don't cry and Lao Wang will laugh.
Some things are not that I don't care, but that I care, what can I do?
You must persist in doing anything, and you will always see the day of failure.
If you can't compete with others, you can't compete with others. What can you do on Singles Day.
If we don't owe each other, how can we meet again.
Fortunately, you didn't wash your hair last year. Otherwise, you didn't even have oil in cooking this year.
It's good of you to leave. Otherwise, I always worry that you will stay for dinner.
Gold always shines, but you are just fat.
Don't panic to accept failure, but feel it slowly.
How touching it was at the beginning, there will be more than ten thousand disasters later.
I thought we could go to the end together. Who knows, you will take a taxi after two steps.
These days, some people live by their faces, while others live by their shamelessness.
Shushan has its own way. It's your fault that you don't have a rich life.
Gui is not the defect of iPhone, poor is your defect.
After experiencing a lot of hardships, others are happy after suffering, but you have just come after suffering.
I don't swear because I have strong practical ability.
You are very creative and courageous.
You said that ice is sleeping water, but I only remember the sigh that farts are excrement.
Don't bring earphones when crossing the road. If you are hit by a car, the earphones will break down?
When the salted fish has a dream, it will become a salted fish with a dream.
If others work hard, they will succeed. If you work hard, you will have a meal.
There is no hope to be a good man, but a bad man is not good at it.
As long as you persevere, those who laugh at you will be laughed to death sooner or later.
If the deposit is negative, the house is rented, there is a bicycle, and it is shared.
Boy, what's wrong with being poor? If you are poor, you should also stand up and show others that you are not only poor, but also short.
You are not so miserable. People who are miserable don't have mobile phones.
It doesn't take much courage to leave home, but to go home.
Many things in the world will eventually become better as time goes by. For example, your fat will eventually become fat.
The leader said that hard work will lead to faster maturity, so now I look older than them.
Poetry and the distance are getting dirtier and dirtier, and dreams are becoming more and more silly!
Everything is going up, that is, people are becoming more and more cheap.
Everyone who shakes his legs has a sewing machine in his heart.
Some exams rely on strength, others rely on vision, and Nima, I rely on imagination!
If you become a spare tire, please forget that you are also a jack.
Last year, we set a target deposit of 30000 yuan, but this year, we still need 50000 yuan.
Nine out of ten things are unhappy in life, and the rest are even more unhappy!
If you have a brain disease, you can be cured. How good you are! You have no brain.
As long as I work hard, nothing is impossible for me.
If you go out, you will be fat sooner or later.
Your lover is an unparalleled hero. He rides colorful auspicious clouds to eat chicken in Internet cafes every day.
Can you find someone to drink snowflakes with you, without saying that no one will accompany you to the end of the world?
Smile when encountering lightning, because it is the sky taking pictures of you.
When the boss uses you, you are a talent. When you are not used, you become a layoff!
I see two things in your eyes, one is sincerity, and the other is eyedropsy.
It's just money. It seems that no one lacks it.
If you have a rough life in the first half of your life, don't worry too much. You will adapt in the second half of your life.
You are my little apple, I hate you! I mean I really want to cut you.
The pain of life is not because you don't have money, but because others have money.
I looked for her thousands of times. When I looked back, that person still ignored me.
If money can't do something in the world, you can certainly do it with more money.
They are also salty fish. Why can others turn over while you are stuck in the pan?
Thank you. Every time I need you, I lose my chain.
Three minutes is doomed, seven minutes depends on hard work, and 90 minutes depends on face.
Time is money. Am I wasting time? No, I'm just showing off my wealth!
From small to large, the only constant is a heart that does not miss books.
God will not treat infatuated people unfairly, he is to die.
I used to live on my face, but I almost starved to death before giving up.
You think you are a worm that can turn into a butterfly, but you are just a maggot.
When the history exam comes, I will rewrite the history!
Even if it is Belive, there is a lie hidden in the middle.
You can either work very hard or be very smart to barely live a mediocre life.
I tried to disappear, but no one asked.
Life is not only about the present, but also about the whole life.
Seeing a fortune teller, he asked me as soon as I sat down. What are you?
Watching the gallop that splashed me away, the labor thought that when I got rich, I would buy a raincoat.
Rome wasn't built in a day, but it's not difficult to empty your wallet.
The girls nowadays are too outrageous. They can't see the career line even though their neckline is so low
There are two kinds of people who are the dumbest in the world, one is you, the other is like you.
Boy, how about being short? Raise your head and let them know that you are not only short, but also ugly!
It doesn't matter whether you are beautiful or not. The beauty you want is the real beauty!
Don't do today's work. If you die tomorrow, you can do it.
I don't want to get married and have children, which is my consciousness as a poor person.
Nostalgia is a small ticket. I am here and the scalper is there.
Nine year compulsory education should open ventriloquism class. After all, there will be too much talk when you grow up.
When I was young, I often thought about whether I would go to Beijing University or Tsinghua University when I grew up. Now I think about it.
Sometimes people treat you coldly, which may not be your problem. Maybe he just doesn't like ugly.
The stupidest thing I ever did as a child may be looking forward to growing up.
There is no cold person at all. It's not you who is warm!
Your life is the same as your hairline. It retreats very fast.
Although I can't go on a trip, I have a physique of being fat.
Heart is a great poet, but mouth is a poor editor.
Although I usually don't care about you, there are many bad words behind me.
I tried to disappear, but no one asked.
Your smelly foot was bitten by a poisonous snake. After six hours of rescue, the snake finally came back.
We agreed to go to Baitou together, but you secretly baked oil.
When encountering difficulties, let it go for a while. The next day, I can't remember it again.
As long as you persevere, those who laugh at you will be laughed to death sooner or later.
There is no unprovoked love, no unprovoked hate in the world, but TM has unprovoked fat!
If no one holds hands, I will take the bag.
Don't put yourself too high, or you will not come down.
Some things or people can't be solved with money. You have to have a lot of money.
My principle, only three words, depends on the mood.
If you don't play with your mobile phone for a day, you won't die. Your life is still alive, but your soul is lost!
Young people, it's nothing to have no money now. There will be many days without money in the future.
In fact, many life problems can be solved without shame.
Don't feel that you have reached a low point at a young age, and you still have a lot of room for decline.
Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first or I hang up first.
I know it's wrong to waste time, but it's really enjoyable.
I like small animals very much. In any case, I have them all at once.
Life is short, and I'm fucking lazy.
All roads lead to Rome, but some people were born in Rome
Appearance is not important. Love is about feeling, but people don't feel ugly.
The world is fair. People who are busier than you earn more than you, and people who are busier than you earn less than you.
What do you want to take away from your alma mater? What I want to take away from my alma mater is my tuition.
Only after hard work can we know that the gap in IQ is insurmountable.
What does your partner call you? My partner told me to go away.
I don't know which link has gone wrong. Is there a middleman who makes a difference?
I watched you step onto the stage with my own eyes. I don't know whether you are going to make a fool of yourself or not.
I hate people who flatter me most in my life. When I am with them, it seems that I am not a man.
An iron pestle can be ground into a needle, but a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. It's no use trying harder if the materials are wrong.
Don't put things off until tomorrow. The day after tomorrow is a good day.
You are always so stingy. You have broken several doors.
I don't want to read, mainly because no one feeds cattle, pigs or sheep at home.
Before he had time to flirt, he was pulled out.
I thought we could go to the end together. Who knows, you will take a taxi after two steps.
Those social elites who are admired by everyone are not as good as you think. But it must be much better than you.
It's not that others look down on you, but that others can't see you.
After breaking through the bottleneck, we found that there were bottle caps.
Only when you ask for leave and deduct your salary can you feel your salary is high.
If you show respect to others, they will advance further.
I examine myself three times a day. I have no money, no car, no house.
Believe if you believe, or not, and return the whole WeChat.
Don't look forward to tomorrow, because tomorrow will not be easy.
Failure is not terrible, but you still believe it.
When we meet the elder, it's not that we don't want to call him, but that we don't know what to call him.
I don't understand why you should pinch your legs and rub your eyes when something good happens to you. What if you wake up?
The cold of looking through the autumn water can never be compared to the cold of wearing pants.
I know it's wrong to waste time, but it's really enjoyable.
Face hardships bravely. Those who can't kill you can only leave you disabled.
You are like the sun in the blue sky, which can't be seen directly.
You are a princess by your parents, a princess by your men, and a beggar by yourself.
If you are ugly, you should exercise more, so that you can beat others when they say you are ugly.
Don't say you are a single dog. A dog can have three wives and four concubines.
What is an April Fool's Day confession? Tomb sweeping Day confession is the king's way. If you fail, you can also say that you are possessed by a ghost!
Only when there is a long line at the station can you really realize that you are the descendant of the dragon.
Thank you. Every time I need you, I lose my chain.
Despair is not in a certain moment, but in every moment.
Come back with me. I'll send you my wedding invitation.
We are good friends. If you fall down, I will help you up, but wait until I finish laughing.
Someone saved your number to call you. I'm different. I don't want to answer it.
The creditor is the one who will not abandon you even if you break your property.
How good are you with your best friend? I was the first person who came off the line when he entered MLM.
If life deceives you, you will open the beauty camera and deceive all people.
Time is money. Am I wasting time? No, I'm just showing off my wealth!
You are my little apple, I hate you! I mean I really want to cut you.
God closes a security door for you, and also conveniently puts a titanium alloy lock on you.
As long as it is a stone, it will not shine anywhere.
Please believe me, every word I say is nonsense!
All roads lead to Rome, and each has a toll station.
One day you will meet a girl who doesn't want your house or your car, nor does she want you.
Some things are not a knot, but a scar.
You think you are a worm that can turn into a butterfly, but you are just a maggot.
I heard that you are not as good as me, so I'm relieved.
I made a very risky investment. If I succeed, I can earn several hundred million yuan. If I fail, I will lose my money.
Love is a light, green to your panic.
It's not easy to take a vacation these days. Even the vacation should be in the honor of our ancestors.
Although others seem to have been plain sailing, they are actually plain sailing behind their backs.
I don't swear because I have strong practical ability.
Sharing weal and woe, you don't accompany, who are you?
April Fool's Day is just a chance for liars to tell the truth.
Instead of staring at the phone screen, you should look up from time to time to see where the boss is.
I looked for her thousands of times. When I looked back, that person still ignored me.
If you work harder, you will get more blows.
When I was young, I was taught not to spend money indiscriminately. When I grew up, I found out how to spend money indiscriminately without money at all?
Maybe fate is holding your throat, just let you eat less.
Nothing lasts forever, but you can.
Stupidity is not so terrible. After all, jellyfish have no brains and have lived for 600 million years.
People who can afford to eat bird's nest have good skin.
If you think there are flies around you, you may be a piece of shit.
There was a period of love, called love for oneself.
As long as you choose the right direction in life, you will succeed easily. Let's congratulate you on the easy way.
It's good of you to leave. Otherwise, I always worry that you will stay for dinner.
Don't be too confident. You may trust the wrong person.
People who have ulterior motives for you, after all, are also intentions.
Although those rich people look beautiful on the surface, they are actually more beautiful in private.
In fact, life ends after a certain node, and everyone is just waiting for the eggs.
When I left my hometown, the villagers never had a drink from a well.
It is too noisy to wake up during the day and too quiet to sleep at night.
I always figure out a lot of things in the early morning and forget everything after dawn.
A person's longest love history is probably narcissism.
I used to buy lottery tickets every day, but one day, I can't even afford to buy lottery tickets.
Research shows that people who smoke and drink all the year round have a lower probability of suffering from Alzheimer's disease, because the probability of early death is higher.
After thinking about salary comparison, forget it. I don't want to live.
People should have dreams, even if it is salted fish, they should also make the saltiest one.
If you like it, you should express your love, so that you can know your spare tire number.
Nine year compulsory education should open ventriloquism class. After all, there will be too much talk when you grow up.
What you have now is never yours, because you will lose it in the future.
With a lofty ambition, you can't bind a chicken with your hands.
I'm afraid that you will be mediocre in your life and comfort yourself that you are ordinary and valuable.
It is not because we see hope that we persist, but because we persist that we know there is no hope.
When I take off my clothes, I am an animal. When I put on my clothes, I am an animal dressed in clothes.
Don't lose heart. There are as many beautiful girls as there are stars in the sky, but you can't see them.
Bill Gates dropped out of school and started his own business, becoming the richest man in the world.
Others' life is full of stories, while mine is full of accidents.
The person who gives you a thumbs up may not be praising you, but may be aiming at you with a gun.
There is less friendship and more reciprocity.
You don't have nothing, you are still sick!
Every time I see you wearing silk stockings, I have an unspeakable feeling that carrots are wrapped in plastic wrap.
Making money is a kind of ability, spending money is a kind of technology. My ability is limited, but my technology is high.
Early to bed and early to rise is good for health, but late to bed and late to rise is really good for mood.
For the poor, if life is not tired, it is not called life!
If you are unhappy, just go to sleep. There is nothing that cannot be solved by sleeping. If you are unhappy, just go back to sleep.
When you feel uncomfortable, touch your chest and tell yourself that you are a man and should be strong.
If life deceives you, don't lose heart, because tomorrow is the same
I thought I could get hold of my little sister by holding her hand, but I didn't expect her to be Thousand Hand Avalokitesvara.
You give grass a little love, grass also gives you a green!
I never think about when I can succeed. Since I have chosen to be far away, it is still far away.
Put down your mobile phone and go for a walk. Finally, you will find that it is still interesting.
The function of the alarm clock for me is to let me sleep in a different position.
The aunt who spread pancakes said that she earned thirty thousand yuan a month, and you are not short of an egg.
Although those rich people look beautiful on the surface, in fact, they are more beautiful in private.
People who have ulterior motives for you, after all, are also intentions.
In fact, what you hate is not square dancing, but square dancing aunts.
Everything today is just a passing thing. You will be useless from tomorrow.
They are also salty fish. Why can others turn over while you are stuck in the pan?
Opportunities are reserved for those who are prepared. Those who have no opportunities should not prepare blindly.
If people have no dreams, what's the difference between carefree and carefree?
Can you find someone to drink snowflakes with you, without saying that no one will accompany you to the end of the world?
Although I usually don't care about you, there are many bad words behind me.
You can't break a broken jar. You have to break it hard!
Winter is good. When we are poor, there is a northwest wind.
I only have eyes for you, because your big face makes me unable to see others.
Last year, we set a target deposit of 30000 yuan, but this year, we still need 50000 yuan.
It doesn't matter if you fail in the college entrance examination. There will be more failures waiting for you in the future.
The non-toxic body carries the toxic vaccine. You taught me to be strong when I was young!
Iron body, magnet bed.
Don't lose weight. You are ugly not only because you are fat.
He dreamed of walking around with his sword, but cancelled the original plan because he was too fat.
When you feel that life is unfair to you, weigh your weight and look in the mirror, you will feel that everything is reasonable again.
I met my classmates in primary school yesterday. Unexpectedly, he did such a bad job. He only put a dollar into my bowl.
Love you is not two or three days, but a day without love.
When you see me staring at you all the way, don't think I'm interested in you. I really can't see who you are.
There is no end to learning.
You must dare to love and hate to find your love and hate. Others really don't care.
You are just a sugar cane man. It's sweet at the beginning, but it's full of slag in the back.
Because I'm poor, I dare not even care about you. I'm afraid you might as well make a huge sum of money if you want to ask for help.
I mustered up courage to face the reality, but found that courage is really just gas.
Don't put yourself too high, or you will not come down.
There are no secret admirers, but there are many people who want to assassinate.
If others work hard, they will succeed. If you work hard, you will have a meal.
I want to have puppy love, but it's too late
Putting autumn clothes into trousers and trousers into cotton socks is the minimum respect for winter.
If Cinderella's shoes fit, they would not fall off. If the prince really loved Cinderella, he would not even know the girl who had danced with him all night.
Before he had time to flirt, he was pulled out.
The time is not to get up, but to see how long you can sleep.
Heart pricking? Does not exist! Where does the heart not pierce?
As long as you don't cheat, money is really omnipotent.
The girls nowadays are too outrageous. They can't see the career line even though their neckline is so low
If you work harder, you will get more blows.
Money can't buy happiness, it must be that your money is too little!
Come back with me. I'll send you my wedding invitation.
When you see me staring at you all the way, don't think I'm interested in you. I really can't see who you are.
Rich people are worried about too much tax, and you will only feel that you don't have enough sleep!
I work hard every day to prove to those who look down on me that they are right.
Can you be sincere to me? Certainly. I really don't like you.
Freedom has never been taken for granted, but a privilege that requires a high cost.
You two seem to be a good match. The garbage sorting of the old man is up to standard.
You give grass a little love, grass also gives you a green!
Don't say you are a single dog. A dog can have three wives and four concubines.
Your smelly foot was bitten by a poisonous snake. After six hours of rescue, the snake finally came back.
How many more tomorrow and tomorrow! Since there are so many, we might as well delay.
If you don't force yourself, you don't know what despair is.
Nine out of ten things are unhappy in life, and the remaining twelve out of ten are extremely unhappy.
The Spring Festival holiday is coming to an end. It's time to take heart and prepare for the May Day holiday.
If you like a girl, you should study hard to find a good job and earn a lot of money. When she gets married, you should pay more.
The early bird catches the worm, but you are the worm.
People ask if you are in love? Just say no now. We can cover up the fact that we didn't have in the past.
The Spring Festival holiday is coming to an end. It's time to take heart and prepare for the May Day holiday.
In fact, many life problems can be solved without shame.
If you don't marry and I don't marry ten years later, that's too sad!
Emotion can be run in if you look at your face.
I have never been to your city, but I have brushed your questions.
56 nationalities, 55 extra points.
If you live well, how can I sleep.
As long as it is a stone, it will not shine anywhere.
You can be an ox or a horse, but you should never be a Party B.
Whenever I take a brave step, God will timely and generously pave the way for me to go downhill.
Your good night just wants me to shut up.
Everyone else has a background, but I only have my back.
The money for buying a house has not been saved yet, so we will start to save money for buying graves.
Because of his introverted personality, he has been unable to do such things as rushing to pay the bill.
It doesn't take much courage to leave home, but to go home.
What is the most crowded bus you have ever taken? Just passing by, I was crowded into the car.
Don't bow your head, your chin will show.
Love is mostly unsuccessful, either suffering from the boredom of getting married, or suffering from the sadness of not getting married.
Nostalgia is a small ticket. I am here and the scalper is there.
Don't do today's work. If you die tomorrow, you can do it.
You are a serious person. You help others conscientiously and try all the mistakes.
Single hair loss and no money, running into the elderly.
Although I usually don't care about you, there are many bad words behind me.
No matter what kind of alienation we become, a red envelope can return to the original.
It doesn't matter whether the twisted melon is sweet or not, as long as it can quench thirst.
I don't know how many peaks you can cross before you succeed. Anyway, you can't escape two peaks sooner or later.
The exam is so easy, where there is no exam!
99% of the things in the world can be solved with money, and the remaining 1% needs more money.
