I was very impressed with "Eighteen Touch". At that time, I was about six or seven years old. I remember that one afternoon after the New Year, a group of kids were playing in a door at the north end of the village. At that time, the entertainment of adults was extremely scarce. In addition to mahjong Pai Gow, we were watching videos. At about three or four o'clock in the afternoon, we were driven by an adult to say: "Go, go somewhere else.". A group of them hid in the room. At that time, I was already sexually conscious, and I heard the window floating: put the "Eighteen Touch".
The name of "Eighteen Touch" can also give you a taste of it. Wei Xiaobao's important person in Jin Yong's "Deer Tripod Story" sings him a song "Eighteen Touch" from time to time. According to Sogou's encyclopedia, it was originally a popular tune of Hakka people, describing the process of caressing. Later, with the development of folk artists, there were eighteen touch in different places and different singing methods. I followed different clues and paths, I have roughly found the following versions of lyrics, and the video link is at the end, which is not accurate and has not been verified. I just think it is interesting, but I think this guy must have a full version of his collection from Taiwan to Beijing, Beijing to Henan, Henan to Anhui, Anhui to Northeast, and so on.
1. Taiwanese Custom Chronicles
Play the drums fast and play the gongs slowly. Stop the gongs and listen to the drums sing. All kinds of gossip also sing songs. I've sung 18 touch songs.
Reach out to touch the silk on my sister's face. Dark clouds fly half the sky. Reach out to touch the front of my sister's head. The sky is full.
Reach out and touch Sister Maomao Bay, spread out and touch her small eyes, black eyes and white eyes.
She reached out to touch her little nose needle, and Youyou went to the Outer Nunnery with burning gas. She reached out to touch her little mouth, and the baby smiled slightly.
Reach out and touch the lower points of the elder sister. Put the lower daggers in front of the chest. Reach out and touch the ear of the elder sister. Turn the protruding ears to the swing.
Reach out to touch my sister's shoulder, which is about the same age as Ruan's. Reach out to touch my sister's limb bay, and the limb bay bends around her shoulder.
Reach out to touch my sister, Xiao Maoer, better than a wool pen. Reach out to touch my sister's chest, and my chest is closed to yours.
Reach out and touch the palm of my sister. The palm is bent on both sides. Reach out and touch the nipple of my sister. There is no exception to steamed buns.
Reach out to touch my sister's big belly, like planting rice paddies in one area. Reach out to touch my sister's small belly, which is soft enough to meet my brother's eyes.
Reach out to touch my sister's belly button. It's like a big white cotton when I stretched out my hand to touch my sister's buttocks.
Reach out to touch my sister's thighs, like white wax gourd, reach out to touch my sister's white knee bay, like plowing oxen pulling mud and dust.
Reach out and touch the elder sister's calf, do not pull it, do not open it, reach out and touch the elder sister's little feet, and the little feet will go up on the elder brother's shoulder.
He touched all over his body, lost both sides and found the right one. Zuo Ping touched his adopted son, and you Ping shuttled his head.
As you move from east to west, Gao Liang and Yan become nests on the surface. The needles and thorns on both sides look like weaving shuttles.
One moves from left to right. In the cold, only one moves towards the hot house fire. He likes to drink Shaojiu, and his body is as white as jade.
Open your palm and lean on the edge of the basin. You like to drink stewed soup with beard. Your buttocks are as big as a mill. You can drink half a jin of sesame wine from Tanzania.
Poplar and willow trees are planted on both sides, horses and boats are set up in the middle, paths are set aside on both sides, and cantaloupe tents are set up in the middle.
When the old hear the eighteen touch, the young also pass by. When the young hear the eighteen touch, they cry for their wives day and night.
After hearing the eighteen touch, I shuttled my pillow and cried for my wife. After hearing the eighteen touch, the monk hugged his apprentice and called his brother.
When the nun heard about the eighteen touch, she had no choice until midnight. When we heard about it, we would also beg for our wives.
Sleeping in the middle of the night, I watched my heart beat. I rubbed my five fingers together and pushed them up and down. It was very busy.
2. Anhui Huangmei minor version
There are many different interpretations in this version, but the transformation after each touch is basically the same
(Female) Touch the hair on the elder sister's head. Her head is as black as ink. It's like dark clouds covering the sky
Hey, what do you want me to do
(Female) I can only give it to you. It seems that I can't touch it for you
(Male) Do not touch white, the more you touch, the happier you will be, and the more you touch, the more you want to touch
(Female) Touch and touch the eyebrows of the elder sister. The two eyebrows are bent and curved, like the crescent moon with less than half of it. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, like the crescent moon with less than half of it, call Xiaolang
Hey, what do you want me to do?
(Female) I can only give it to you. It seems that I can't touch it for you
(Male) Do not touch white, the more you touch, the more you want to touch, the happier you feel
(Female) When she touched her eyes, two small eyes were on both sides
Hey, what do you want me to do?
(Female) I can only give it to you. It seems that I can't touch it for you
(Male) Do not touch white, the more you touch, the happier you will be, and the more you touch, the more you want to touch
(Female) Touch the top of the elder sister's nose, big head up and small head down, like a small golden mountain, hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey, like a small golden mountain, my little boy
Hey, what do you want me to do
(Female) It can only be given to you but can't be touched
(Male) Do not touch white, the more you touch, the more you want to touch, the happier you feel
(Female) Touch her ears. They are like dumplings, and there is a pair of big earrings
Hey, what do you want me to do
(Female) It can only be given to you but can't be touched
(Male) Do not touch white, the more you touch, the more you want to touch, the happier you feel
(Female) Touch her shoulder. The two small shoulders are round and round. The more you touch them, the more you like them
Hey, what do you want me to do
(Female) I can only give it to you. It seems that I can't touch it for you
(Male) Do not touch white, the more you touch, the happier you will be, and the more you touch, the more you want to touch
(Female) Touch and touch the upper part of the elder sister's arms. The two arms are bent and curved like flowing water. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, what do you want me to do
(Female) I can only give it to you. It seems that I can't touch it for you
(Male) Do not touch white, the more you touch, the more you want to touch, the happier you feel
(Female) One touch, one touch, one touch, one touch, one touch, one touch, one touch, one touch, one touch, one touch, one touch, one touch, one touch, one touch, one touch, one touch, one touch, one touch, one touch, one touch, one touch, one touch, one touch, one touch, one touch, one touch, one touch, one touch, one touch, one touch, one touch, one touch, one touch, one touch, one touch, one touch, one touch
Hey, what do you want me to do
(Female) I can only give it to you. It seems that I can't touch it for you
(Male) I don't touch anything. The more I touch it, the happier I feel. The more I touch it, the more I want to touch it
(Female) Touch the upper part of the elder sister's buttocks. The two buttocks are round and round, like two big wooden shovels
Hey, what do you want me to do
(Female) I can only give it to you. It seems that I can't touch it for you
(Male) Do not touch white, the more you touch, the happier you will be, and the more you touch, the more you want to touch
(Female) Once I touch the upper part of my elder sister's legs, my thighs are round and round. The more I touch them, the more I like them
Hey, what do you want me to do
(Female) It can only be given to you but can't be touched
(Male) I don't touch anything. The more I touch it, the more I want to touch it, the happier I feel
(Female) Touch and feel the elder sister's Xiaojin Lian. The toes are like the little garlic. Feel and feel soft as cotton. Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Feel and feel soft as cotton. My Xiaolang
Hey, what do you want me to do
(Female) It can only be given to you but can't be touched
(Male) Do not touch white, the more you touch, the happier you will be, and the more you touch, the more you want to touch
(Female) Touch and feel the big sister's boobs. The two boobs are round and round. It's like the steamed bread out of the cage is fresh. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. It's like the steamed bread out of the cage is fresh, my little boy
Hey, what do you want me to do
(Female) It can only be given to you but can't be touched
(Male) Do not touch white, the more you touch, the more you want to touch, the happier you feel
(Female) Touch her tits. The two tits are smooth, like two little prisoners
Hey, what do you want me to do?
(Female) It can only be given to you but can't be touched
(Male) Do not touch white, the more you touch, the happier you will be, and the more you touch, the more you want to touch
(Female) Touch her belly button. It's round and round. It's like a small piece of money
Hey, what do you want me to do
(Female) It can only be given to you but can't be touched
(Male) Do not touch white, the more you touch, the more you want to touch, the happier you feel
(Female) Touch and feel the big sister's ditch. It seems that the Jianghu is full of water, and there is a small golden mountain
Hey, what do you want me to do
(Female) It can only be given to you but can't be touched
(Male) Do not touch white, the more you touch, the more you want to touch, the happier you feel
(He) Come on, look at the sun setting in the west. Listen to me and I'll get on the bed. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, I'll get on the bed
3. Beijing version
This is the lyrics from Guo Degang's sketch
Half a night, three more
Sleep? I can't sleep
Touch your head and feet to loosen your heart
Chipping Bar Long Dong Chou Dong Chou
One by one, reach out and touch
Elder sister's hair
Sister's Hair Fresh Osmanthus Oil
Chipping Bar Long Dong Chou Dong Chou
I won't let you touch it
Want to touch
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Chipping Bar Long Dong Chou Dong Chou
Second, reach out and touch
Sister's eyebrow
Sister's eyebrows are like willow leaves
Chipping Bar Long Dong Chou Dong Chou
I won't let you touch it
Want to touch
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Chipping Bar Long Dong Chou Dong Chou
Three, reach out and touch
Sister's eyes
Sister's eyes are pitiful
Chipping Bar Long Dong Chou Dong Chou
I won't let you touch it
Want to touch
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Chipping Bar Long Dong Chou Dong Chou
Four, reach out and touch
Sister's nose
My sister's nose looks like Xiaojinshan
Chipping Bar Long Dong Chou Dong Chou
I won't let you touch it
Want to touch
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Chipping Bar Long Dong Chou Dong Chou
Five, reach out and touch
Sister's lips
Little sister's red lips
Chipping Bar Long Dong Chou Dong Chou
I won't let you touch it
Want to touch
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Chipping Bar Long Dong Chou Dong Chou
Six, reach out and touch
Sister's small face
It's like that apple in autumn
Chipping Bar Long Dong Chou Dong Chou
I won't let you touch it
Want to touch
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Chipping Bar Long Dong Chou Dong Chou
Seven, reach out and touch
Sister's shoulder
Sister's shoulder is fragrant
Chipping Bar Long Dong Chou Dong Chou
I won't let you touch it
Want to touch
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Chipping Bar Long Dong Chou Dong Chou
Ba Ya reaches out and touches
Sister's arm
Sister's arms are round and round
Chipping Bar Long Dong Chou Dong Chou
I won't let you touch it
Want to touch
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Chipping Bar Long Dong Chou Dong Chou
Jiuya reaches out and touches
Sister's hand
Sister's jade fingers are delicate
Chipping Bar Long Dong Chou Dong Chou
I won't let you touch it
Want to touch
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Chipping Bar Long Dong Chou Dong Chou
Ten ah, reach out and touch
Sister's chest
Two pairs of sharp points on my sister's chest
Chipping Bar Long Dong Chou Dong Chou
I won't let you touch it
Want to touch
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Chipping Bar Long Dong Chou Dong Chou
Eleven I reached out and touched
Sister's belly
Sister's belly has a look
Chipping Bar Long Dong Chou Dong Chou
I won't let you touch it
Want to touch
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Chipping Bar Long Dong Chou Dong Chou
Twelve I reach out and touch
Sister's ass
My sister's ass looks like white cotton
Chipping Bar Long Dong Chou Dong Chou
I won't let you touch it
Want to touch
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Chipping Bar Long Dong Chou Dong Chou
13. I reached out and touched
Sister's thigh
Elder sister's thigh Bai Yuerjie
Chipping Bar Long Dong Chou Dong Chou
I won't let you touch it
Want to touch
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Chipping Bar Long Dong Chou Dong Chou
14. I reach out and touch
Sister's knee
One stretched out and one curled up
Chipping Bar Long Dong Chou Dong Chou
I won't let you touch it
Want to touch
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Chipping Bar Long Dong Chou Dong Chou
Fifteen I reached out and touched
Elder sister's calf
My sister's calf is on my shoulder
Chipping Bar Long Dong Chou Dong Chou
I won't let you touch it
Want to touch
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Chipping Bar Long Dong Chou Dong Chou
Sixteen I reach out and touch
Sister's little feet
Three inch and three inch little golden lotus
Chipping Bar Long Dong Chou Dong Chou
I won't let you touch it
Want to touch
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Chipping Bar Long Dong Chou Dong Chou
Seventeen I reached out and touched
Between my sister's legs
There is a field between my sister's legs
Chipping Bar Long Dong Chou Dong Chou
I won't let you touch it
Want to touch
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Chipping Bar Long Dong Chou Dong Chou
XVIII I reached out and touched
Sister's treasure
The elder sister's baby is full of water
Chipping Bar Long Dong Chou Dong Chou
I won't let you touch it
Want to touch
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Chipping Bar Long Dong Chou Dong Chou
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Chipping Bar Long Dong Chou Dong Chou
According to Guo Degang, there is also the northeast version, but the lyrics and video connection are not found
http://v.pps.tv/play_3BW8WP.html
http://www.56.com/u87/v_NDAxNjY3OTY.html About 30 minutes in Anhui Huangmei minor
http://www.56.com/redian/MTQ1Njg2MQ/MjU2MDE5MTk.html Northeast Edition
