SA：

Hello, SA, like the Soviet Union 60 years ago, you always regard yourself as a big brother, with a big back and a big waist, wearing gold wire glasses, and a long leg comparable to Li Minhao. When it is sunny, you leave a short inch, a brave and brave face, and you can often see your proud posture on the dusty playground. As the captain of the football team, you lead us through the difficulties and cross the border, The little girls on the playground came to a climax one after another. You are a fan of AC Milan and love Van Basten. I often mistakenly thought that it was painful to turn X because of my low culture. At that time, you still loved Cecilia Cheung. Her posters were hung at home. More than once, you told me that she was pure. Later, there were pornographic photos. I sent you a picture and you praised her, She is coquettish, so you are a unprincipled person.
One moonless night in the winter of 2004, you walked with a girl stealthily. I walked in the dark and followed you for a long time. You talked loudly and were very affectionate with the girl. I followed your steps and recognized people by hearing the sound. I saw that your claws were grasping the girl's tender hand at that time. The girl was not a class flower, but she was also hot, According to the first-hand information I have, there are seven or eight young men who want to develop with this girl. You said in the years of bragging in the future that you only wrote a letter. If the girl is willing, you will wait somewhere. According to your confession, your real purpose of chasing this girl is to show off: My brother, I'm loved by everyone, and flowers bloom, so you stole the fish like a cat. In the spring soon after you got the chance, you shook your head and parted gracefully.
Then you fell in love with a girl with a double character in her name. The girl lives next door to you. In my opinion, this girl is very different from your first one: she is not tall, nor is she tall, and her chest is only B by visual inspection. Except that her face is slightly off, nothing else is worth mentioning. You are like a pug wagging its tail, She often knocks on the girl's door in the middle of the night and hands out a small note. At first, the girl refuses, then she agrees to associate with you, and then she refuses. This little trick of playing hard to get will tease your little heart. When the girl finally refuses you, you are like a wilted cucumber, smoking four cigarettes for one yuan one by one, I got drunk at my birthday dinner, hugged me and cried, saying how much you loved her, that you could die for her, and that I had never heard of such nausea after all these years. When the dawn comes, you find yourself a reason to indulge, and then you indulge in the network, reversing the day and night.
When we all thought you were depressed, time was a pig killer, but it was also Banlangen. You seemed to calm down gradually: maybe you could find you only by giving up, and you would remember me only if you didn't want to leave. I don't know how many peach trees you planted in your spare time in your last life. You have met a girl in this life. My understanding is this: when the scars of love are healed, you forget how to love. At this time, a female species comes to you, and your brain has been dominated by the lower part of your body. You love, You know, when I heard this news, I was shocked as much as NH3's recoil and pushed my forehead against the wall. This girl was very different from your second one: she was not tall and had no body. After seeing her face, you couldn't bear to look at her chest again. I don't know how you came together. At that time, I was in HF City, When I came back, you had sworn that you were each other's angels in this life, and all your friends around you were silent. One day Brother Lu saw me shake his head and said that he walked into your room, sat on your bed, and inadvertently opened the quilt. The traces of love still remained. Brother Lu sighed.
No one can predict the development of the situation. Unfortunately, you went off fire. It's not a big deal, but the timing is wrong. The girl has a belly for five months. This is the saddest story I have ever heard in my life. You borrowed money everywhere to try to fight the fire. Finally, you had no choice but to ask your parents for help. Both parents discussed the price and decided to induce labor. You waited for the end in the pavilion not far from the hospital, You haven't slept for days and nights. Your mobile phone falls from your hand. You are awakened by the bell. Your mother's phone number: OK, it's a boy.
You got married in 2011, and the girl who stayed together for the last time didn't intersect with me. It was the beginning of the new year. You called me to tell me to attend the wedding. Brother Lu and I arrived early. The night before last, we were drunk and shot. I said some nonsense. Brother Lu was crying. The next day, we gathered several thousand pieces of firecrackers to blow up your house, The mushroom cloud soars, which is the end of all stories and the beginning of another story.