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I just passed Subject 4 yesterday and got my driver's license. I was very happy. So I called the coach and asked him to have a meal. I went to a very expensive place to eat seafood. I couldn't help but be happy. It was not easy to splurge once. After a meal, there were about 6000. Seeing the coach eating vigorously, I told the coach that I would go to the toilet first, then turn off the machine and leave. I can imagine what will happen later! The great revenge has been avenged. Farewell in the Jianghu~
Baby er
A girl cooked Coke chicken wings for her boyfriend. The girl asked, "Is it delicious?" The boy tasted it and said, "It's delicious." The girl also ate a mouthful of it. "You're lying. You're not cooked yet." The boy smiled and said, "What you cooked is delicious." The girl's cheeks were red and "I hate it." A few days later, the boy and girl died of bird flu (´ゝ ')
Today, I went to a company for an interview, and they asked me to write a shell. I entered rm rf/* on their server and returned. They are not letting me go now. I want to ask if I have been accepted?
Tuoyuan
My friend runs a hotel. This guy told me that he recently played with various chat tools such as Momo, WeChat, etc., and then changed it into a woman. Then he asked a man to make an appointment with his hotel, and then let others pigeon him.
qq20803510
I'm so excited about the release of iPhone 8 that I can use iPhone 5 soon. The daughter-in-law said she wanted the iPhone 8, so that her 7 would be given to her sister, her sister's 6s would be given to her brother-in-law, and her brother-in-law's 6 would go to her mother-in-law. The mother-in-law's 5s will be used by the father-in-law immediately. My father-in-law's 5 will be mine soon. I'm really excited. The 4S used last year is really good. The 5 should be much smoother. Is the 16G capacity enough?
1. How many bricks are left after 500 bricks fall from the plane? 2. How many steps are there to put an elephant in the refrigerator? 3. One day, all the animals went to the Lion King's birthday. Only one animal didn't go. Which animal? 4. Why didn't an old grandmother fall into the crocodile pool and be killed? 5. Why did the old woman go ashore and die? Answer: 1.499 yuan. 2. In three steps, open the refrigerator, put the elephant in, and close the refrigerator. 3. The elephant didn't go. It was closed in the refrigerator. 4. The crocodile went to the lion king's birthday. 5. He was killed by bricks falling from the plane.
Once, when I went to dinner with a friend, the waiter took the menu and began to order. The waiter took the order machine and ordered what you wanted. My brother just said: When I order, can you not play with your mobile phone.
The wife accidentally found a man named "39M" in her husband's mobile phone! He was always curious about who this person was? My heart is full of doubts and doubts: MM I met on March 9? MM wearing 39 size shoes? 3X9=27 year old junior? Or is the cup 39M big breasted sister?
The weather is getting hotter and hotter, so I recommend several summer remedies: first, think about love, my heart is half cold! Second, think about your own life! Third, think about your age, the cold wind is blowing in your back! I tried it, and just checked the balance of the bank card. Then I silently covered the quilt and opened the electric blanket
Once she went to Beijing with her classmates and her husband in a sleeper. On the way, her husband told us that once when she was making a sleeper, the woman who was next to the sleeper wore an underwear when she slept at night, and then even the underwear slipped off...... My classmate suddenly asked, "How old is that woman?" Her husband thought for a while, slowly stretched out his right hand, palm up, fingers slightly bent, and said to us seriously, "It's about this big."
