Public account of demonstration station
Tuoyuan
A young man fell in love with a girl who worked in a convenience store. He would go to the shop where the girl worked every day to buy a pack of cigarettes. Gradually, the two people began to get familiar with each other. When the girl was bored with her work, the young man would appear, and he would talk with her or amuse her. The girl also knows that young people seem to like themselves, but she already has a very good boyfriend. There was a shop with a toy machine... The girl loved the doll inside. When the young man knew that, he finally confessed to her that day and hoped that the girl would accept him. The girl who did not know what to do could only tell the young man cruelly that she and he were impossible ..
There was a middle-aged man who wandered around the lake all day long. Whenever he saw a child jumping into the lake to swim in the hot summer or cold winter, he would yell at him. Until the child came up, the children always thought he was meddlesome, but the man kept a straight face and did not speak. He just carried one child after another out of the water like a chicken. In the evening, no one came to the lake to swim. The man got on his bike, looked at the lake and said, "Son, Dad is gone."
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A psychology professor visited the lunatic asylum to learn about the living conditions of lunatics. One day, I felt that these people were crazy and acted unexpectedly, which was an eye opener. Unexpectedly, when I was about to return, I found my tire had been dropped. "Someone must have done it!" the professor thought angrily, and started to take the spare tire to install it. It's serious. The person who got off the tire actually took off all the screws. I can't get on without screws and a spare tire! The professor was at a loss. When he was in a hurry, a crazy man came bouncing over, singing an unknown happy song in his mouth. He found a dilemma ..
The old monk and the young monk traveled to a river; See a woman trying to cross the river, but dare not cross. The old monk took the initiative to carry the woman across the river, then put her down and continued to drive with the young monk. The little monk couldn't help thinking: What's wrong with Shifu? How dare you carry a woman across the river? I walked all the way and thought all the way. Finally, I couldn't help myself and said, "Master, have you broken the precepts?"? How did you carry a woman? The old monk sighed: I have already put it down, but you cannot! Inspiration: The gentleman is open and forthright, while the villain is always worried; Only by being broad-minded, open-minded, and able to take things up and put them down, can we always maintain a healthy attitude.
A big company is going to hire a car driver at a high salary. After layers of screening and examination, only three competitors with the best technology are left. The examiners asked them: "There is a piece of gold near the cliff. How close do you think you can drive to get it without falling off?" The first said: two meters. The second one said confidently: half a meter. The third said: I will try to stay away from the cliff, the farther the better. As a result, the company accepted the third place. Enlightenment: Don't compete with temptation, but stay as far away as possible.
After the rain, a spider struggled to climb to the broken web on the wall. Because the wall was wet, it climbed to a certain height and fell down. It climbed up and fell down again and again; When the first man saw it, he sighed and said to himself, "My life is just like this spider, isn't it? I'm busy but I don't get anything." So he became increasingly depressed. The second man saw it and said, "This spider is really stupid. Why don't you climb around the dry place next to it?"? I can't be as stupid as it is. So he became smart. The third man saw it, and he immediately ..
A man caught a young eagle in an eagle nest on the top of a mountain. He took the young eagle home and raised it in a chicken coop. The baby eagle pecked, played and rested with the chicken. It thinks it is a chicken. The eagle gradually grew up and became plump. The owner wanted to train it to be a falcon, but because he mixed with the chicken all day long, he had become exactly the same as the chicken, and had no desire to fly at all. The owner tried all kinds of methods, but they were all ineffective. Finally, he took it to the top of the mountain and threw it out. The eagle fell like a stone. In the panic, it beat its wings desperately. In this way, it finally flew! Inspiration: Grinding ..
Before a master performer came on stage, his disciple told him that his shoelace was loose. The master nodded his thanks, squatted down and tied it carefully. When the disciple turned around, he squatted down to loosen his shoelaces. A bystander saw all this and asked, "Master, why do you want to loosen your shoelaces?" The master replied, "Because I play a tired traveler who has traveled a long way to loosen his shoelaces. This detail can show his fatigue and emaciation." "Then why don't you tell your disciples directly?" "He can
One night, it was very late. An elderly couple walked into a hotel. They wanted a room. The receptionist replied, "Sorry, our hotel is full, and there is no room left." Looking at the tired look of the old couple, the waiter could not bear to let the old couple go out late at night to find another accommodation. And in such a small city, I'm afraid that other hotels are already full and closed. Wouldn't the tired old couple live on the streets late at night? So the kind waiter led the old couple to a room and said, "Maybe it's not the best, but now I can only do it..."
One day the zoo keepers found that the kangaroo had escaped from the cage, so they held a meeting to discuss it and agreed that the cage was too low. So they decided to raise the height of the cage from 10 meters to 20 meters. The next day, they found that the kangaroos still ran outside, so they decided to increase the height to 30 meters. The next day, they unexpectedly saw all the kangaroos running outside. So the administrators were very nervous, and decided to do nothing and not stop, increasing the height of the cage to 100 meters. One day the giraffe and some kangaroos were chatting, "Look, will these people continue to raise your cage
