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A girl cooked Coke chicken wings for her boyfriend. The girl asked, "Is it delicious?" The boy tasted it and said, "It's delicious." The girl also ate a mouthful of it. "You're lying. You're not cooked yet." The boy smiled and said, "What you cooked is delicious." The girl's cheeks were red and "I hate it." A few days later, the boy and girl died of bird flu (´ゝ ')
Today, I went to a company for an interview, and they asked me to write a shell. I entered rm rf/* on their server and returned. They are not letting me go now. I want to ask if I have been accepted?
120 kg, the second floor, the stairs are still steep, and the distance to the wedding car is very far! My husband is really unable to hold it, and his buddies nearby said that he can hold it! Can't hold me Come on 😂😂😂 My husband said I don't need to do it myself 👿 Ha ha
A psychology professor visited the lunatic asylum to learn about the living conditions of lunatics. One day, I felt that these people were crazy and acted unexpectedly, which was an eye opener. Unexpectedly, when I was about to return, I found my tire had been dropped. "Someone must have done it!" the professor thought angrily, and started to take the spare tire to install it. It's serious. The person who got off the tire actually took off all the screws. I can't get on without screws and a spare tire! The professor was at a loss. When he was in a hurry, a crazy man came bouncing over, singing an unknown happy song in his mouth. He found a dilemma ..
The old monk and the young monk traveled to a river; See a woman trying to cross the river, but dare not cross. The old monk took the initiative to carry the woman across the river, then put her down and continued to drive with the young monk. The little monk couldn't help thinking: What's wrong with Shifu? How dare you carry a woman across the river? I walked all the way and thought all the way. Finally, I couldn't help myself and said, "Master, have you broken the precepts?"? How did you carry a woman? The old monk sighed: I have already put it down, but you cannot! Inspiration: The gentleman is open and forthright, while the villain is always worried; Only by being broad-minded, open-minded, and able to take things up and put them down, can we always maintain a healthy attitude.
A man caught a young eagle in an eagle nest on the top of a mountain. He took the young eagle home and raised it in a chicken coop. The baby eagle pecked, played and rested with the chicken. It thinks it is a chicken. The eagle gradually grew up and became plump. The owner wanted to train it to be a falcon, but because he mixed with the chicken all day long, he had become exactly the same as the chicken, and had no desire to fly at all. The owner tried all kinds of methods, but they were all ineffective. Finally, he took it to the top of the mountain and threw it out. The eagle fell like a stone. In the panic, it beat its wings desperately. In this way, it finally flew! Inspiration: Grinding ..
Before a master performer came on stage, his disciple told him that his shoelace was loose. The master nodded his thanks, squatted down and tied it carefully. When the disciple turned around, he squatted down to loosen his shoelaces. A bystander saw all this and asked, "Master, why do you want to loosen your shoelaces?" The master replied, "Because I play a tired traveler who has traveled a long way to loosen his shoelaces. This detail can show his fatigue and emaciation." "Then why don't you tell your disciples directly?" "He can
One night, it was very late. An elderly couple walked into a hotel. They wanted a room. The receptionist replied, "Sorry, our hotel is full, and there is no room left." Looking at the tired look of the old couple, the waiter could not bear to let the old couple go out late at night to find another accommodation. And in such a small city, I'm afraid that other hotels are already full and closed. Wouldn't this pair of tired old people live on the streets late at night? So the kind waiter led the old couple to a room and said, "Maybe it's not the best, but now I can only do it..."
A scholar came to Beijing for his third exam and stayed in a shop where he often stayed. Two days before the exam, he had three dreams. The first dream was that he was growing cabbage on the wall. The second dream was that he was wearing a bamboo hat and holding an umbrella in rainy days. The third dream was that he was lying with his beloved cousin, but his back was against his back. These three dreams seemed to have some deep meaning. The scholar hurried to find a fortune teller the next day. On hearing this, the fortune teller patted his thigh and said, "You'd better go home. Think about it, it's useless to plant vegetables on the high wall. Isn't it unnecessary to wear a bamboo hat and take an umbrella? It's impossible to lie in the same bed with my cousin, but back to back?&q
A bird flew south for the winter. It was so cold that the birds were almost frozen stiff. So, flying to a large open space, a cow passed by and pulled a pile of cow dung on the bird. The frozen bird was lying in the dunghill, feeling very warm, and gradually woke up. It was warm and comfortable to lie down, and soon began to sing. A passing wild cat heard the sound and went to see what was going on. Following the sound, the wild cat soon found the bird lying in the dunghill, Pull it out and eat it. Revelation: Not everyone who pulls shit on you is your enemy. Not everyone who pulls you out of the dunghill is your friend, and when you lie down ..
