A humorous story every day can be read for a week.

1、 Strange

There is an online shop that specializes in selling Buddha beads. The quality of Buddha beads is good, but the shopkeeper is lazy and often delays delivery. Despite this, the store has been "zero complaints". The friend felt strange, and couldn't help asking the shopkeeper: "You always deliver goods so late, how can you prevent customers from complaining?" The shopkeeper smiled and found an automatic reply to his friend. It said: "Dear, don't worry, I'm waiting for an auspicious day to deliver goods for you!"

2、 Happy

Fang is fat and has been losing weight recently. On this day, she found that she had lost two kilograms, and could not help but excitedly report to her husband, but he did not care. A Fang asked, "Why are you not happy that I have lost two kilograms?" Her husband said, "I ask you, will you be happy that the price of your favorite BMW car is reduced by 20 yuan?"

3、 Experience

Xiao Ming wants to write an article about small animals composition ， mom He took him to his friend's house to observe his two little kittens. When I got home in the evening, my mother asked Xiaoming what he had learned from his observation that day. Xiaoming thought for a while and said, "Mom, I observed that those two cats are just like you and my father. They pinch when they meet in the daytime, but they sleep together at night!"

4、 Matching

Xiao Zhang is a foodie and always likes to return parent Family food. Once, he carried get home A bag of soybeans said to his mother, "Mom, let's go with two pig hooves. It's delicious to stew pig hooves with soybeans, He said to him, "It's your turn to find a daughter-in-law to match with a baby!"

5、 Correction

A young man went to his girlfriend's house to propose a marriage. He performed well throughout the whole process. At last, his future father-in-law asked, "Do you smoke? Do you drink?" "Never..." The future father-in-law was very satisfied and nodded repeatedly, "OK, I agree with you!" But the young man blushed and scratched his head with shame, "Uncle, I didn't finish what I said just now. I mean, I never smoke when I drink, and I never drink when I smoke..."

6、 Compassion

After getting home from work, I found a hundred yuan note on the table. My wife doesn't give me any pocket money money Oh, my God! Be merciful this time? I can't help feeling happy. When I picked up the bank note, I found there was still a note under it. I picked it up and looked at it. It said, "Today is my mother's birthday. Wait for me at home. Let's go and celebrate your mother-in-law's birthday together. Note - the hundred yuan is not for you, but to attract your attention!"

7、 First Love

Taking his son to the supermarket, he chose a bag of yogurt called "Taste of First Love". After coming back, my daughter-in-law said, "I taste what first love tastes like. It's sour!" When my son finished drinking the rest, my daughter-in-law asked him, "Have you tasted what first love tastes like?" My son: "I didn't taste it. I understand. It shows that first love is short."