How many updated patches can you fix today?

life After 25 years old, you will open a new chapter of Life 2.0, and some human functions need to be updated urgently. It's better to use "program language" to describe our life changes Brother Yunyang Taoge Check out your updated history. Our life is often divided into several stages. Every time we pass a period of time, we will master some skills that we did not know before and change some ideas that we thought were incredible. In this digital era, we can call this change "upgrading and updating".

Recently, a 25 year old "life update patch" was talked about by netizens. It was announced that human beings must update some patches when they live to be 25 years old, for example: fix the bug that can continue to die after staying up late for two days; The energy recovery speed data is reduced to 2/3 of the original; Increased the chance of forgetting things in the blink of an eye; Digestion of greasy food ability Fine tune down and so on. However, such updated content is like that we are playing a game of Sims, which is said to be a version update, but it actually increases the difficulty of survival, which can be said to make people cry bitterly. In fact, this "life update patch" can be said to run through our life. Every time there is a phased change from small to large, your "invisible" computer ”It is running secretly. So, do you still remember when the last "update patch" was put in place?

The updated version of life history is detailed as follows:

1-3 years old:

Trial run of new system. The catering system, language system, and action system will be installed. During this period, the ability to please will be locked. Even if you do something wrong, you will not be blamed.

6 years old:

The action function is strengthened, which may be infected by "bad habit virus" as "bear" children ”。 The energy system has been strengthened at the epic level, and will be gradually weakened in later versions. Unlock the school program and run it compulsorily.

18 years old:

The learning ability reaches the highest value, and only a few people can maintain the development of this ability in the future. The system time is adjusted and the learning time is greatly reduced. The social database has been updated to open a new map and unlock new teammates.

25 years old:

Workplace The mode is updated, and the emotional system has new control functions, so that you can no longer lose your temper at will, and no longer talk without thinking. memorandum New "Active Greeting" parent ”Matters. Modify the title from "brother and sister" to "uncle and aunt".

30 years old:

Add remote control system, with increased survival difficulty. Add multiple payment procedures such as housing loan, car loan and child care, and force the consumption concept to be downgraded. Hair loss indicates that a large area of abnormal hair loss in the human body will give an alarm.

45 years old:

The running speed is becoming slower and slower, and there is often a jam. Reassembly operating system The prompt appears, and the frequency of hardware inspection and maintenance increases. Remove the bug of unlimited tobacco and alcohol. The built-in program is more cumbersome.

60 years old:

Clear the "working" hard disk, delete a lot of data, and the system runs faster. The thought program has been upgraded, more attention has been paid to the repair of the system itself, and the thought lubrication system has been updated, so that it is no longer rigid and more calm when encountering problems.

90 years old:

The memory running is insufficient, the ideological program occupies too much memory, and the language, action, and food systems are too few. The system is about to crash, the program is confused, and the built-in video data and audio data will be played automatically.