Chapter 1 A Vulgar Piece
Shanghai, Magic City.
A magical and prosperous city with gorgeous, fashionable and trendy features that can never be completely explored.
It has been five years since I graduated from college and came to this charming city.
In the past five years, people around me have a great misunderstanding of me. They think I am a freewheeler.
It is said that I have changed several boyfriends, and I am too lazy to argue with them.
I'm an old man. Why do I change my boyfriend so often.
My sexual orientation is extremely normal. I saw a female cockroach in the bathroom that day, and I was reluctant to step on it.
Besides, I will never be romantic.
At present, I still believe that "the weak water is three thousand, and only one ladle can be taken". Of course, this ladle must be a woman.
However, at present, my state is that the weak water is 3000, and I can't get a ladle of water.
Yes, I am single, commonly known as single dog, and my dog is five years old.
I am an ordinary employee of an ordinary company. I have ordinary stature, appearance, personality, education, income, family background and length, you know.
The only unusual thing is probably my butt, which is a little cocky.
However, this does not seem to be an advantage for a man with normal sexual orientation.
Oh, yes, and my leg hair is quite long. Of course, as a man, I hope the extra several centimeters can be added to another part.
In fact, I understand their doubts about my sexual orientation.
My personality is more restrained and sensible. To put it bluntly, I am a poor young man of literature and art. No, young and middle-aged people, after all, are almost thirty years old. They still want to face up.
His facial features are not very sharp, and his personality is not bold and unconstrained. He can take a day off from work 365 days a year in a leap year, and live like a senior high school student. He has not found a girlfriend for five years, and always hangs around with his male colleagues. To be honest, if I knew such a person, I would also think that his sexual orientation might be wrong.
No way, I have a slight emotional cleanliness.
Lu Xun said that he would rather be proud and single than fall in love against his will.
Lu Xun added, "I have never said that at all.".
All right, all right, I said it.
In such a fast-paced environment, it is really not easy for a person with slight emotional cleanliness to find a girlfriend. Besides, I'm poor.
So I have to admit that the last sentence of garlic, which has been loaded for so long, is the key. Poor, how can we get married!
This is really a sad story. Well, this story has come to an end. The hero finally lives a lonely life. Thank you for watching.
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Sorry I came back again, because the story is not so simple.
You should move the small bench and take the melon seeds. The lighting engineer should be ready, the photographer should be in position, and the microphone should be handed to me. I'm going to start talking about the key points. Remember to take a small notebook and write it down.
First of all, I want to say that the story I told is true. Although there are many coincidences in the process, it is because of this that I have the impulse to write it out. If there were not so many coincidences, I'm afraid there would not be such a series of stories, and I would not have the impulse to record them.
In fact, it may be a bit exaggerated to say that I am poor. For our third tier small city, I am not very poor, but for Shanghai, an international city, I am really poor.
I can't afford to buy a house in Shanghai at present, but I don't want to go back to my small city for a safe life.
I want to wait and see if the situation will change. I want to save more money, make loans, and try my best to bite the bullet. I want to see those far away from the city. Maybe there will be hope in a few years.
Shanghai is a very young city with many young people. The elite of young people from all over the country came here with dreams. Of course, I am not an elite, I am a fly. In the fierce competition, I have to wave my wings every day. I have persisted for so long because of my immortal spirit.
In a word, my current situation is to hold Shanghai's thigh tightly for fear that it will throw me down when it yawns and shakes its legs.
When it comes to saving money, it is also a very frustrating thing. Boys and girls, please draw a key line under "Ju Ju". How fashionable and accurate this word is.
At present, tens of thousands of dollars have been spent, and the kids around me have gradually come out to play King Glory as my pit teammates. I am really anxious to tighten up every day, but this does not mean that I am willing to settle down and start a relationship.
But I'm really worried. I think I should get married when I'm almost 30 years old. At least I have to start a relationship.
In fact, my requirements for spouse selection are not high, especially for girls' appearance.
"The beauty of the soul is the true beauty" seems to be a common saying, which has always been an important criterion for me to measure a girl.
I even think that people with beautiful minds must not be beautiful in appearance.
Therefore, when she first appeared in front of me, I thought her soul must be not beautiful, and it must be ugly.
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