Cattle Feng Gong Crosstalk, The Most of the Asian Games Sina Sports News Ning Zetao is going to the Spring Festival Gala. Ning Zetao, a famous swimmer born at the Incheon Asian Games, will sing "The Story of Time" at CCTV's 2015 Spring Festival Gala. This "little fresh meat" with high appearance will become a highlight of Chinese sports at the Spring Festival Gala of the Year of the Goat.
Chinese sports used to be one of the indispensable elements of the Spring Festival Gala, and Chinese sports stars such as Cai Zhenhua, Li Ning, Deng Yaping, "Ma Jiajun", Liu Xiang, Lin Dan, Wang Zhizhi, etc. have all appeared on the stage. The Spring Festival Gala presents a variety of situations for this element of Chinese sports, with language programs accounting for the majority.
In many elements of Chinese sports, Chinese football is the focus of the focus. Count the language programs related to Chinese football since 1990, In fact, the attitude of the Spring Festival Gala to Chinese football is very similar to that of Chinese fans. At first glance, it seems that all of them are satirical and teasing. But when Chinese football has made certain achievements, there are many praises.
-----The classical quotations related to Chinese sports and football at the Spring Festival Gala
In 1991, Niu Qun and Feng Gong: The Best of the Asian Games
"What's the most delicious?" "The food in the Asian Games Village is the most delicious." "What's the most smelly?" "The foot of the Chinese men's football team is the smelliest when it comes to the doorstep." "What hurts the most?" "Some fans' words hurt the most: the foot of the Chinese football team is too smelly, so it's better to go home and sell potatoes."
Anxiety by Jiang Kun and Tang Jiezhong In 1991, Jiang Kun and Tang Jiezhong were in a hurry
"How about watching football?"
"Don't worry about whether the Chinese team will score or not!"
In 1993, Niu Qun and Feng Gong: Auction
"Congratulations! 50000 yuan for a white hair. I found that Uncle Shi (Schrapner)'s head is not full of hair, but full of gold bars! I reported a job to the leaders present. My second job in the future is to comb your hair every morning."
In 1994, Niu Qun and Feng Gong wrote "Idea Company"
"What to eat to make up for what, I let Ma Jiajun eat tortoises, which are very fast." "Ma Jiajun eats turtles? What is important is spirit and perseverance. Ma Jiajun eats tortoises, and other athletes let them eat rabbit meat. Can you manage that? "
Playing Poker In 1994, Huang Hong and Hou Yaowen played poker
"Athlete!" "Big star!" "Coach!" "Foreign coach!" "Foreign coach has taken charge of my Chinese coach?" "OK, don't worry, let me take a risk on you: foreign reporter, check your doping.". We in China will one day be like Ma Jiajun, ahead of the rest of the world! "
At the end of Crosstalk "Actually You Don't Understand My Heart", the soldiers of Guoan and Shenhua appeared at the Spring Festival Gala In 1996, Jiang Kun and Dai Zhicheng: In fact, you don't understand my heart
"In small business, you have to move the shaft. When you feed pigs, you get fat and flowing oil. If you want to do a good job in a big enterprise, you have to stand a good head. If you want to play a good game, you can't do without Beijing Ginger Ball!"
"How many of these A-level players love singing, how many love listening to the play, how many love eating meat, and how many love eating fish? How big is Fan Zhiyi's foot? Why is Cao Jidong called Xiaozi Green Yin? Xu Genbao has not returned home for several months? How long has Jin Zhiyang not spoken to his lover? Why was the game in Chengdu called the Southwest Defense War? Who was the first to cry when Liaoning Team was demoted? Did Player A get married? The baby was born on the birthday of a few months. The old man who watched our Shenhua Team looked for his wife, and when did he get divorced? Do you know? "
"AC Milan Arsenal, Penelope Sampdoria, Flamengo Colombia, a total of six teams, China has won!"
1997: Niu Qun, Feng Gong: The World of Two People
"Do you know why the Chinese women's football team won only one silver medal at the Atlanta Olympic Games? Because there was one man missing from the court."
"Do you know why the men's football team can't go out to Asia these years? Because there are 11 women missing from the football field."
Gymnasts participate in the Cosmic Gymnastics Trials 1997: Cosmic Gymnastics Trials by Chen Peisi, Zhu Shimao, Li Ning, Li Jing, Li Chunyang, Li Dashuang, Li Xiaoshuang, Li Xiaopeng
The gymnasts became the "clowns" in this program. Under the leadership of Chen Peisi, the gymnasts pretended to do all kinds of clumsy movements with real skills, sending bursts of laughter to the audience.
"Go Home" performed by Huang Hong and Song Dandan 1998: Huang Hong, Song Dandan: Go Home
"When will Chinese football start?"
"The Chinese New Year's Eve brought football back to life. Doesn't that add to our troubles? After watching A, B and A this year, the most exasperating World Cup, we shouted that we could qualify every day. Later, the dog wore a bit and went blind."
1998: Niu Qun, Feng Gong: Enjoy Your Success
"Hey! At this speed, I really find a sense of peak."
"Yes, if the Chinese football team had your speed, it would have been out of the line earlier!"
Fans by Guo Da, Cai Ming and Guo Donglin 1999: Guo Da, Cai Ming, Guo Donglin: Fans
"How dare you insult China's top player Fan Zhiyi?"
"No, brother, actually Fan Zhiyi has always admired me! No, I have always admired Fan Zhiyi!"
"Forward, forward, women's football has a great responsibility. Men's football needs to turn over. In ancient times, Hua Mulan went to the army for her father, and now women's football girls win honor for the people."
Old Songs and New Songs by Feng Gong and Guo Donglin Feng Gong, Guo Donglin, Old Songs and New Songs, 2000
"Captain Sun Wen is not simple. She carries a burden to pass the ball. Look at this ball. It has 18 folds of thin skin and big stuffing. It's not so round when dogs ignore it. Liu Ailing takes the shoulder pole, and Sun Wen takes a break to smoke a cigarette. Sun Wen said that I would raise my foot to shoot at the goal, and then smoke after shooting."
"Sun Wen's foot is powerful. It is narrow at both ends and wide when it doesn't touch the ball. It doesn't bump when it touches the ball. It is trembling at both ends and bumpy when it touches the ball. It can shoot from a tricky angle
There is an old man at home In 2001, Huang Hong, Lin Yongjian, and Hei Mei published The Family Has an Old Father
At that time, the old man played by Huang Hong held the dog and played the radio. When the channel was tuned to something he didn't like, the dog barked. The dog barked wildly when he heard "Chinese football". When talking with his grandson on the phone, he said that he wanted to hear the dog barking twice, but this time the dog stopped barking. Huang Hong said, "I inspired it. Advertising? Chinese football?... all numb."
Chen Zhong plays in Let's Try It In 2001: Zhao Baole, Xiaolin, Wang Ping, Chen Zhong: Let's try it 》
In the 2001 Spring Festival Gala, Chen Zhong wore a competition suit and participated in the sketch "Let's Try It".
2002: On and Off the Stage by Feng Gong, Guo Donglin and Lu Ming
"Let's talk about the bamboo board. Let's not talk about it. Let's talk about it. The Chinese football team is finally out of the league. Hundreds of millions of people are worried about it. Generations of people have gone on and turned grey. Entering the World Cup, I don't think anyone is terrible. Let alone Brazil, Turkey and Costa Rica, we don't accept him. Kick them 3 to 0 on the court. Do you agree? That's settled! ”
Liu Xiang, Tang Gonghong and other Olympic champions appeared in the Magic Olympics 2005: Liu Xiang, Chen Zhong, Tang Gonghong, Pan Changjiang, etc
This is a program combining sketch and magic. The magician played by Zou Dejiang takes three apprentices to open an Olympic training camp to train ordinary people into Olympic champions. At the end of the program, three Olympic champions Liu Xiang, Chen Zhong, Tang Gonghong and others came onto the stage to accept the "challenge" of Chen Hanbai, Liu Yajin and Pan Changjiang. Six girls from the Chinese women's volleyball team also carried volleyball onto the stage of the Spring Festival Gala.
In 2007, Li Jindou, Dabin, Zhao Weiguo: Free Phone
"Last year, you picked up a free electricity meter. After you installed it, it ran faster than Liu Xiang."
Torch bearer by Zhao Benshan, Song Dandan and Liu Liu 2008: The Torch bearer by Zhao Benshan, Song Dandan and Liu Liu
"What sport is the most worrisome?"
"Football!"
"What sport is more worrying?"
"Chinese football!"
Yellow Beans In 2009: Huang Hong, Gong Hanlin, Wei Ji'an, Huang Xiaojuan: Yellow Beans
Talking about the opening ceremony of Beijing Olympic Games:
"Yao Ming raised the flag with his son."
"Uncle Huang, Yao Ming just got married. How could he have such a big son?"
"The society has progressed, the train has speeded up, Yao Ming is getting older, and his son will walk."
Crosstalk drama Can't Let Him Go 2010: Feng Gong, Liu Jinshan, etc., Can't Let Him Go
"Don, we are going to win! The other side has sent off two players!"
"Even three penalties! We can't win! You can't stop us from kicking the fake ball and hanging it in our own goal!"
"That's right! There are four of them lurking in our team, and then we will become more! Ah no! Old man! We won! The men's football team won the top four of East Asia, and won the South Korean team 3-0!"
"Really?" "Really!" "The men's team?" "The men's team!"
(Sima Gang)
