This batch of Nobel Prize research is all related to "pa pa"| Nobel Prizes _ Sina Technology

　　 Spring Festival saves itself by relying on it

　　 Author | Yan Xiaoliu

　　 Source | "Medicine" public account

Chinese New Year is from one meal to another.

Become friends and relatives at the same table. What remains unchanged is the focus on your soul from seven aunts, eight aunts and three uncles: how much money do you make? Buy a house or not? Have objects? Have you had a baby? Two/three tires?

If you want to avoid embarrassment, attack is the best defense.

We should take the initiative and say something that the other party may not understand, dare not answer if they understand, or is inconvenient for external communication if they answer.

For example, talk about the annual puzzling science award: funny Nobel Prize winning research.

The dialogue begins as follows:

Very busy recently. Busy studying. Study Nobel Prize research. This award has a high purpose, "Let people laugh first, then let you think"

　　 2021 Medical Award: Papa Can Cure Nasal Stuck

Olcay Cem Bulut, Dare Oladokun, Burkard Lippert and Ralph Hohenberger were awarded. They proved that the improvement of nasal congestion symptoms is like medication when the nasal congestion reaches high.

The research team recruited 18 groups of heterosexual partners, who were either doctors or partners, and their noses were not ventilated daily without drugs.

　　 Subjects were asked to self assess nasal function at five time points, and use portable equipment to measure ventilation, including before and high (within 1 minute) , and 30 minutes, 1 hour and 3 hours after high.

The results showed that the effect of Papa on nasal ventilation was similar to that of nasal decongestant. The research team believes that this may be related to the changes in hormone and blood pressure caused by the crackling. Unlike nasal decongestants, the therapeutic effect of Papa only lasts for 3 hours, while the drug effect is more lasting.

The research team said that if there are resources, it will carry out in-depth research among the same sex, myself and myself in the future to see if there is also ventilation effect. And further analysis, whether there is any difference in the improvement of the situation of different genders.

　　 2020 Economics Award: The poorer, the more kissing

Christopher Watkins, Juan David Leong ó mez, Jeanne Bovet, Agnieszka Ż ela ź niewicz, Max Korbmacher, Marco Ant ô nio Corr ê a Varella, Ana Maria Fernandez, Danielle Wagstaff and Samuela Bolgan were awarded. The reason for winning the award is to try to quantify the relationship between different countries, national income inequality and the number of kisses.

　　 Researchers surveyed more than 3000 people in 13 countries on 6 continents, mainly collecting kissing habits, national health status, GDP and Gini coefficient of relative wealth income （GINI） And other data.

The results show that the more unequal the income is, the more frequently people kiss. This shows that in times of economic difficulties, kissing is more effective than slapping in maintaining a partnership. Couples are also more willing to express their feelings through kissing.

　　 2019 Anatomy Award:

　　 Eggs are big because of the heat

Two French reproductive scientists Roger Mieusset and Bourras Bengoudifa were awarded. They found that the temperature of eggs varies with different postures, with or without clothes. Furthermore, when no clothes are worn, the temperature of eggs on the right side is higher; After wearing clothes, the result is opposite, and the temperature on the left side is higher. This temperature difference may lead to two eggs, one big and one small, one high and one low.

　　 2018 Reproductive Medicine Award:

　　 Morning bo, with stamps

John Barry, Bruce Blank and Michel Boileau were awarded to "develop" a set of Ding Ding DIY diagnostic method with high feasibility and reliability in 1980.

The test procedure is: Before going to bed, wrap a circle of stamps around the little brother. The next morning, if the stamps were torn, broken or broken, it would mean that the "brothers of my family" had a strong momentum last night.

At the awarding scene, the research team displayed several groups of unique and meaningful exquisite stamps.

　　 2016 Reproductive Medicine Award:

　　 The mouse wearing chemical fiber pants "no"

　　 Awarded to the late sexologist Ahmed Shafik. He customized pants for the mouse: cover the buttocks and hind legs, leaving only a hole in the tail. These pants are made of different materials: 100% polyester (chemical fiber) 50% polyester fiber+50% cotton, pure cotton, pure wool.

A total of 75 mice have worn pants for one year. As a result, the number of rats wearing 100% or 50% chemical fiber trousers was significantly less. Ahmed Shafik believes that chemical fiber materials are easy to generate static electricity, rub Ding Ding, or cause oligozoospermia. In contrast, mice wearing cotton or wool pants are still very good.

　　 2015 Medical Awards:

　　 Kiss me to avoid allergy

The two "kissing" teams share the award, and their findings are similar to the "Papa for Nasal Stuck" in 2021.

　　 Among them, the team from Kimata, Japan, confirmed that kissing has many benefits. Kissing for 30 minutes can effectively relieve allergic reaction. The other team is Jaroslava Durdiakov á and others from Slovakia. The discovery of intense kissing (and other crackling related behaviors) There are many health benefits.

　　 Public Health Award 2013

To a group of Thais. They have developed a set of surgical techniques to recover Ding Ding, who was cut off by his jealous wife. The researchers stated that this technique was not applicable to the residues chewed by ducks.

　　 Chemistry Award 2008:

　　 Coke kills sperms! Or not?

Two studies with completely opposite conclusions were awarded. "Zhengfang" refers to Joseph Hill, Deborah Anderson and others in the United States who verified the rumor of "Coke Sperm Killing". They poured frozen sperm into three test tubes containing cola. Then it was found that the number of sperm decreased and the vitality decreased. Relevant conclusions were published in the New England Journal of Medicine on November 21, 1985 in the form of letters from readers.

　　 The "opposition" is Hong Chuanyue's team from the Rongmin General Hospital in Taipei, China. They used two brands and five formulas of cola, which was confirmed by more rigorous transmembrane migration experiments: the cola mixed with sperm was dropped on the membrane (Allow sperm to pass) One hour later, at least 70% of the sperm were still alive and could successfully penetrate the membrane.

More than ten years later, the rapper Drake, who got the opinion of the "opposition", started a wave of sand sculptures.

After the spring breeze, he poured chilli sauce into the cover to prevent the 419 heroine from stealing "seeds". It is said that he had experienced a similar "theft incident" in which his wife asked him for high maintenance fees by borrowing his illegitimate son.

　　 2008 Economics Award It's also about sex. It was awarded to Joshua Tyber, Brent Jordan and others for finding that the income of strippers during ovulation was higher than usual.

　　 2002 Medical Prize: Another Egg!

Presented to British researcher Chris McManus. In 1976, he published a paper, "The Asymmetry of Ancient Sculpture Testis/Scrotum", to demonstrate the famous saying of Johann Joachim Winckelmann, a medieval art historian: "Eggs also have unique beauty, and the left side is always the larger one."

　　 In 2000, the "peak year" of Papa color research.

　　 The chemistry prize of this year, Donatella Marazziti, Alessandra Rossi, Giovanni B. Cassano and Hagop S. Akiskal were awarded for their discovery that the physiological and chemical reactions in the body of men and women who are in love are the same as those in patients with severe obsessive-compulsive disorder.

　　 The medical prize was awarded to Willibord Weijmar Schultz, Pek van Andel, Eduard Mooyaart and Ida Sabelis of the Netherlands for their use of whole-body NMR （MRI） , draw the changes of male and female sexual organs.

A man and a woman, in a traditional posture, were pushed into the MRI box with a diameter of less than 50 cm. The MRI image showed that Ding Ding was like a boomerang when on duty. At the same time, desire ignites, the uterus rises, and the front wall of the vagina lengthens.

　　 More words: Willibrod Weijmar Schultz et al. studied in 1999 and published in the British Medical Journal （BMJ） On. After winning the prize in 2000, "the number of articles viewed online has continued to increase, which is the highest reading number since 1840." BMJ said.

　　 1999 Chemistry Award, Awarded to Takeshi Makino of the Osaka Detective Agency for Safe Base Entry. He participated in the development of a special developing spray S-Check. If it is sprayed on men's underpants, it indicates that he has done something. Because of the special way of use, S-Check is called by the wives as "rape detection developer".

　　 1998 Statistics Award: Know Ding by watching his feet?

It was awarded to Jerald Bain and Kerry Siminoski. They recruited 63 men who were willing to have the relevant parts measured, with a height of 157-194cm, a foot length of 24.4-29.4cm and a Ding length of 6.0-13.5cm. This was measured when the small tent was raised.

The results showed that the height, the size of the foot, and the length of Ding Ding were weakly correlated. A man of seven feet may have a weak sense.

　　 1996 Public Health Award:

　　 Inflatable dolls can also spread sexually transmitted diseases

It was awarded to Ellen Kleist and Harald Moi, two Nordic scholars. The subject who made great contributions to the award is a sailor.

He went to sea for three months and developed gonorrhea symptoms at the end of the voyage. Under the persistent questioning of the doctors and nurses, the sailor confessed that he went to a crew cabin one night and borrowed others' inflatable dolls without permission. Then, the owner of the inflatable doll was also diagnosed with gonorrhea.

Harald Moi attended the Ig Nobel Prize awarding ceremony at his own expense. When accepting the award, he said: "The biggest problem of this case is how to write the partner's medical record report and medical treatment methods in a standard way. There is no antibiotic pharmacokinetics for inflatable dolls in the literature, which can be used as a reference. What else can be done except to give it an injection and make it deflate?"

　　 The 1993 Medical Prize, It was awarded to three kind and careful doctors, James F. Nolan, Thomas J. Stillwell and John P. Sands, Jr. They found that the zipper pinching Ding Ding was an extremely serious problem, so they took great pains to write the Case Report: Acute Management after the zipper pinching Ding Ding.

In 1992 and 1991, we have to continue talking.

　　 Biology Award in 1991 The winner is Robert Klark Graham, a "eugenics supporter". He established a "reproductive selection bank": a sperm bank that only accepts sperm donations from Nobel Prize winners and Olympic athletes.

The next year, Cecil Jacobson, a reproductive doctor who claimed that "God will not give you children, but I can", won the biology prize. The reason given by "Ig Nobel" is that Cecil Jacobson is a persistent and generous sperm donor and founder of the sperm bank. He designed a simple sperm quality control method that only requires one person.

During the past 12 years, most of the couples who went to Cecil Jacobson Clinic to be "test tube babies" used Cecil Jacobson's sperm when they were "unaware". Incomplete statistics show that he "borrows his belly to raise" 75 children.

In addition to people, "Ig Nobel" also has a lot of animal research.

For example, the 2002 Biology Prize was awarded to British scholars Norma E. Bubier, Charles G.M. Paxton, Phil Bowers and D Charles Deeming， He was commended for "discovering ostrich's courtship behavior to humans under breeding conditions".

The biology prize in 2003 was awarded to C W.Moeliker。 He is a biologist, ornithologist, and curator of the Natural History Museum in Rotterdam, Netherlands. The reason why he won the award was unusual: he completely recorded the whole process of a homosexual mallard's love corpse. This passionate event on the lawn lasted for 75 minutes. After the body was cleared away, the male owner still looked around for the recipient.