1、 Everyone else looks good when they smile, but you are different. You look funny.
2、 It is suitable to sleep at home in rainy days, and go out for a walk in sunny days. There is no day suitable for work in the long years!
3、 It's better to be born with yoga than with fat, it's better to be born with food than with fat, it's better to be born with the sea than with wind, it's better to be born with me than with my object.
4、 Female children When you go to worship the Buddha, you must remember: Don't make up! If it happens, the Bodhisattva wants to protect you, and I'm afraid he can't find you!
5、 Yes money A man with a face is called a god, a man with a face but no face is called a husband, and a man with a face but no money is called Lan Yan. As for a man with no money and no face, I'm sorry that you are a good man... Ah, what a painful insight!
6、 The exam is a matter for one person, but the scores are from seven aunts, eight aunts and Lao Wang next door Wait for a bunch of other people.
7、 The appearance is given by the previous generation, the education is determined by the previous generation, the concept is taught by the previous generation, and the environment is left by the previous generation. It's really good to say that one generation is inferior to another.
8、 In fact, the ancient people were optimistic. They spent a little time thinking about how to live forever. The modern people, after a busy day's work, calm down and collapse in bed, with only four words in mind: Don't want to live.
9、 When you are young, you should try not to fall in love with others. Knowing too early that you are unattractive, ugly and short will affect the exam.
10、 I thought life Cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, and Altman fights small monsters. The reality is that rats and cats, sheep and wolves, and two bears play dead and bald. Not that we are not strong, but that the world is too crazy!
11、 There should be different people involved in such things as being cute. Those who are good-looking can only be called cute, while those who are ugly can only play the fool.
12、 Believe that there must be someone in the world who doesn't mind all your shortcomings, such as freckles, zits, flat chests, fat legs, barbarism, rudeness, laziness, and sloppiness. This person is your rival in love.
13、 At our age, we must wear safety helmets when driving electric vehicles, otherwise, we will be recognized by students who drive BMW and Mercedes Benz.
14、 I just read a news that both mother and daughter are flight attendants. I don't know what's good about this. It's only mother and daughter! Our ancestors were farmers for 18 generations, and I didn't show them off! Am I proud? Am I bloated?
15、 One Men When you really fall in love with you, you will find: Eh! One more dad ； When a man falsely falls in love with you, you will find that he is still a rebel with an extra son.
16、 Money can buy a house, but not a home. Can buy marriage But I can't buy love. You can buy clocks, but you can't buy time. Money is not everything, but the source of pain! Give me your money and let me bear the pain alone
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