A letter from my wife to my husband in heaven Just now, I saw a video with a sad music of "Three Plum Blossom Alleys" in the X sound, entitled "A Letter to Heaven", which shows a picture of men and women living in their forties, with a paragraph of text below:
Micro fiction, learning from the West, manpower reduction One day, Tang Monk said to the three disciples: "I received a notice from the heaven that in view of the overstaffing of the scriptures collection team and the serious waste, in order to save money, we must carry out institutional reform and reduce 25% of the staff. According to this ratio, it is just a reduction of one person. Let's discuss and see who is the most suitable."
It's not easy to live in the world. Laugh and all diseases disappear. On the way of life, we all hope to have an expert who can guide us forward, but that is really a chance. But there is no need to be disappointed. After experiencing the ups and downs of life, you will find that the real expert is life itself. 10 words, enlightening wisdom, worth tasting. People don't know whether you are good or not, but when you are fat, everyone will know
The author of the new Wife Manual is very talented. With reference to the instructions of the national drug standard, explain: [product name] daughter-in-law [common name] wife [chemical name] married women [ingredients] water, protein, fat, ribonucleic acid, carbohydrates and a small amount of minerals, with a faint fragrance
This is a classic joke. I feel dizzy and send it to everyone to decompress! I haven't slept all night, and I have been thinking about a question. The Journey to the West has been playing for more than thirty years. What is the burden of Monk Sha? In terms of clothes, the four never changed their clothes; If they were eating, they would either beg for vegetarian food or go to pick wild fruits; If you want to say it's a local product, you can pick it up after you get the authentic scriptures? I was so worried that I couldn't sleep. Finally, I guessed what it was. They had been four people for so long, so I suspected that
The whole process of God's creation, don't be ashamed to see! -01 - When God created the cow, he said to the cow, "You can live for 60 years, but you need to work for human beings all your life." The cow said, "It's too tired. I don't want to live for so long. Half of the time is enough." So the cow gave up its 30 year life and only wanted to live to 30 years old. -02 - The second time, God created the monkey, and he said to the monkey, "You can live for 30 years, but you need a lifetime..."
Excerpts from the top five WeChat jokes in 2020 A male colleague in the fifth place went out at noon yesterday and didn't take his mobile phone away. His wife kept calling. The female colleague who took a nap was annoyed by the noise. She took her mobile phone and shouted, "We are sleeping, are you bored?" As a result, the male colleague has not come to work today! The fourth child asked his mother: Why did you marry your father? The mother said, "When my mother was blind, she married your father!" The child asked his father again: Why is our family so poor? Dad said
Collect and forward the classic network new words in 2021! 01. Go with the thief when you get on the thief's boat. 02. Women's college has changed 18 years, and the more they change, the more casual they become. 03. Go your own way and separate from the soldiers of love. 04. A wolf is good at refining his teeth, and a sheep is good at refining his legs. 05. Pyramid marketing means that rabbits only eat grass beside their nests. 06. It is said that my sister is beautiful, but in fact she is made up. 07. Although the bird is small, it plays in the whole sky. 08. The sea was dry and the rocks were crumbling, but it was not easy to get together and disperse. 09. It is better to run into a wall than to
The primary school student's composition "Men and Women" became popular, and the teacher surprised and commented: How talented!!! Picasso said, "Every child is an artist. The problem is how to keep the spirit of an artist when you grow up.". Many of the children's ideas are always strange, which makes adults confused. But calm down, read their articles carefully, listen to their ideas, and there will always be many unexpected gains. Today, Brother Yunyang Tao has prepared some popular articles for primary school students on the Internet. Let's enjoy them together
The dinner "director eats fish" makes you understand what is officialdom! This day is a weekend. According to the convention, people from the unit will get together to drink. The director said that this is the best way to go deep into the grassroots and connect with the masses. The director likes to eat fish, so he can't order without this dish. After three rounds of wine and five flavors of food, fish was served. The service lady knew the director and pointed the fish head at him knowingly when she was putting food on the table. He drank three glasses of fish head wine without waiting for everyone's suggestion. The director put down his glass and began to distribute the tray
