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I'm so excited about the release of iPhone 8 that I can use iPhone 5 soon. The daughter-in-law said she wanted the iPhone 8, so that her 7 would be given to her sister, her sister's 6s would be given to her brother-in-law, and her brother-in-law's 6 would go to her mother-in-law. The mother-in-law's 5s will be used by the father-in-law immediately. My father-in-law's 5 will be mine soon. I'm really excited. The 4S used last year is really good. The 5 should be much smoother. Is the 16G capacity enough?
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1. How many bricks are left after 500 bricks fall from the plane? 2. How many steps are there to put an elephant in the refrigerator? 3. One day, all the animals went to the Lion King's birthday. Only one animal didn't go. Which animal? 4. Why didn't an old grandmother fall into the crocodile pool and be killed? 5. Why did the old woman go ashore and die? Answer: 1.499 yuan. 2. In three steps, open the refrigerator, put the elephant in, and close the refrigerator. 3. The elephant didn't go. It was closed in the refrigerator. 4. The crocodile went to the lion king's birthday. 5. He was killed by bricks falling from the plane.
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A psychology professor visited the lunatic asylum to learn about the living conditions of lunatics. One day, I felt that these people were crazy and acted unexpectedly, which was an eye opener. Unexpectedly, when I was about to return, I found my tire had been dropped. "Someone must have done it!" the professor thought angrily, and started to take the spare tire to install it. It's serious. The person who got off the tire actually took off all the screws. I can't get on without screws and a spare tire! The professor was at a loss. When he was in a hurry, a crazy man came bouncing over, singing an unknown happy song in his mouth. He found a dilemma ..
The old monk and the young monk traveled to a river; See a woman trying to cross the river, but dare not cross. The old monk took the initiative to carry the woman across the river, then put her down and continued to drive with the young monk. The little monk couldn't help thinking: What's wrong with Shifu? How dare you carry a woman across the river? I walked all the way and thought all the way. Finally, I couldn't help myself and said, "Master, have you broken the precepts?"? How did you carry a woman? The old monk sighed: I have already put it down, but you cannot! Inspiration: The gentleman is open and forthright, while the villain is always worried; Only by being broad-minded, open-minded, and able to take things up and put them down, can we always maintain a healthy attitude.
A big company is going to hire a car driver at a high salary. After layers of screening and examination, only three competitors with the best technology are left. The examiners asked them: "There is a piece of gold near the cliff. How close do you think you can drive to get it without falling off?" The first said: two meters. The second one said confidently: half a meter. The third said: I will try to stay away from the cliff, the farther the better. As a result, the company accepted the third place. Enlightenment: Don't compete with temptation, but stay as far away as possible.
After the rain, a spider struggled to climb to the broken web on the wall. Because the wall was wet, it climbed to a certain height and fell down. It climbed up and fell down again and again; When the first man saw it, he sighed and said to himself, "My life is just like this spider, isn't it? I'm busy but I don't get anything." So he became increasingly depressed. The second man saw it and said, "This spider is really stupid. Why don't you climb around the dry place next to it?"? I can't be as stupid as it is. So he became smart. The third man saw it, and he immediately ..
A man caught a young eagle in an eagle nest on the top of a mountain. He took the young eagle home and raised it in a chicken coop. The baby eagle pecked, played and rested with the chicken. It thinks it is a chicken. The eagle gradually grew up and became plump. The owner wanted to train it to be a falcon, but because he mixed with the chicken all day long, he had become exactly the same as the chicken, and had no desire to fly at all. The owner tried all kinds of methods, but they were all ineffective. Finally, he took it to the top of the mountain and threw it out. The eagle fell like a stone. In the panic, it beat its wings desperately. In this way, it finally flew! Inspiration: Grinding ..
Before a master performer came on stage, his disciple told him that his shoelace was loose. The master nodded his thanks, squatted down and tied it carefully. When the disciple turned around, he squatted down to loosen his shoelaces. A bystander saw all this and asked, "Master, why do you want to loosen your shoelaces?" The master replied, "Because I play a tired traveler who has traveled a long way to loosen his shoelaces. This detail can show his fatigue and emaciation." "Then why don't you tell your disciples directly?" "He can
One night, it was very late. An elderly couple walked into a hotel. They wanted a room. The receptionist replied, "Sorry, our hotel is full, and there is no room left." Looking at the tired look of the old couple, the waiter could not bear to let the old couple go out late at night to find another accommodation. And in such a small city, I'm afraid that other hotels are already full and closed. Wouldn't this pair of tired old people live on the streets late at night? So the kind waiter led the old couple to a room and said, "Maybe it's not the best, but now I can only do it..."
One day the zoo keepers found that the kangaroo had escaped from the cage, so they held a meeting to discuss it and agreed that the cage was too low. So they decided to raise the height of the cage from 10 meters to 20 meters. The next day, they found that the kangaroos still ran outside, so they decided to increase the height to 30 meters. The next day, they unexpectedly saw all the kangaroos running outside. So the administrators were very nervous, and decided to do nothing and keep on raising the height of the cage to 100 meters. One day the giraffe and some kangaroos were chatting, "Look, will these people continue to raise your cage
