Poisoned Chicken Soup Short Sentence
<trans data-src="国庆，你堵在哪呢？">National Day, where are you stuck?</trans> <trans data-src="岁月是把杀猪刀，可是他拿丑的人，一点办法都没有。">Time is a butcher's knife, but he has no way to get ugly people.</trans> <trans data-src="你无法叫醒一个，不回你消息的人，但是红包能。">You can't wake someone who doesn't return your message, but red envelopes can.</trans> <trans data-src="失败不可怕，可怕的是，你还相信这句话。">Failure is not terrible. What is terrible is that you still believe this sentence.</trans> <trans data-src="38岁以前我穷，但是以后，我会习惯的！">I was poor before I was 38, but I will get used to it later!</trans> <trans data-src="别太自信，你可能信错了人。">Don't be too confident. You may trust the wrong person.</trans> <trans data-src="世界上本没有路，走的人多了，老师就开始点名了。">There was no way in the world. When there were more people walking, the teacher began to call the roll.</trans> <trans data-src="不是大家拿你开玩笑，而是，你就是玩笑本身！">It's not that people make fun of you, but that you are the joke itself!</trans> <trans data-src="用美颜手机自拍多了，越来越不知道，自己有多丑了。">I have taken more selfies with my beautiful mobile phone, and I don't know how ugly I am.</trans> <trans data-src="我的脑袋不是空的。">My head is not empty.</trans> <trans data-src="我是要大作为的人，只是混沌初开。">I am the person who wants to make great achievements, but the chaos is just beginning.</trans> <trans data-src="有钱了不起啊？">How great is being rich?</trans> <trans data-src="有钱，真的了不起。">Being rich is really amazing.</trans> <trans data-src="工作爱情生活不顺？">Work, love and life are not smooth?</trans> <trans data-src="多照照镜子，很多事情你就明白了。">Look in the mirror and you will understand many things.</trans> <trans data-src="和对象吵架，先不要追究吵架原因，要弄明白他胆子怎么肥了。">When quarreling with an object, don't investigate the cause of the quarrel first, but find out how he is emboldened.</trans> <trans data-src="睡觉睡到手抽筋，数钱数到自然醒。">Sleep until your hand cramps, count your money until you wake up naturally.</trans> <trans data-src="遇到喜欢的女生要勇敢表白，只有你主动了，才知道她名花有主。">When you meet a girl you like, you should be brave to express your love. Only when you take the initiative, can you know that she has her name.</trans> <trans data-src="月亮代表我的心，坑坑洼洼冷冰冰。">The moon represents my heart, pitted and cold.</trans> <trans data-src="女生之间的友谊啊，就像塑料花，虽然假但永不凋零。">The friendship between girls is like a plastic flower, which is fake but never withers.</trans> <trans data-src="早上醒来，我以为自己长大了，原来是被子盖横了～">When I woke up in the morning, I thought I had grown up. It turned out that the quilt was covered</trans> <trans data-src="不尝试问一次，你怎么知道，你不是爸妈避孕失败的结果？">How do you know that you are not the result of your parents' contraceptive failure?</trans> <trans data-src="别看我挣的少，但是我省的多，昨天法拉利又省下两百多万。">Although I earn less, I save more. Yesterday Ferrari saved more than two million yuan.</trans> <trans data-src="上帝为什么给你关上一扇门，还不是因为你见不得人。">Why God closes the door for you is not because you are invisible.</trans> <trans data-src="别以为世界没了你，没什么区别，没了你地球转得更快。">Don't think that the world will turn faster without you.</trans> <trans data-src="生活中很多人喜欢小题大作，其实真的没有必要，要想想大题怎么办。">Many people like to make a mountain out of a molehill in life. In fact, it is really unnecessary to think about how to deal with a mountain out of a molehill.</trans> <trans data-src="我的社交恐惧症，主要来自于，收入低。">My social phobia mainly comes from low income.</trans> <trans data-src=""></trans> <trans data-src="不是别人瞧不起你，只是别人瞧不见你。">It's not that others look down on you, but that others can't see you.</trans> <trans data-src="老板说只要我们努力工作，明年他就可以换玛莎拉蒂了。">The boss said that as long as we work hard, he can change Maserati next year.</trans> <trans data-src="再也沒有任何事情，比晚睡更快樂了，除了晚起。">Nothing is happier than sleeping late, except getting up late.</trans> <trans data-src="扎心？">Heart pricking?</trans> <trans data-src="不存在的！">Does not exist!</trans> <trans data-src="心都没有扎哪里？">Where does the heart not pierce?</trans> <trans data-src="你老是这么抠门，门都被你，抠坏了好几扇。">You are always so stingy. You have broken several doors.</trans> <trans data-src="你给小草一点爱，小草还你一片绿！">You give grass a little love, grass also gives you a green!</trans> <trans data-src="只要我吃的夠快，体重绝对追不上我！">As long as I eat fast enough, I will never catch up with my weight!</trans> <trans data-src="对你别有用心的人，毕竟也是用心了。 ">People who have ulterior motives for you, after all, are also intentions.</trans> <trans data-src=""></trans> <trans data-src="长的美与不美不重要，想的美才是真的美！">It doesn't matter whether you are beautiful or not. The beauty you want is the real beauty!</trans> <trans data-src="没吃饱只有一种烦恼，吃饱了有无数的烦恼。">There is only one kind of worry when you are not full, and there are countless worries when you are full.</trans> <trans data-src="生活磨光你的棱角，是为了让你，滚的更远。">Life polishes your edges and corners to make you roll farther.</trans> <trans data-src="不要总是那么自恋，美女多看了你一眼，只是因为你丑得比较独特。">Don't always be so narcissistic. Beautiful women look at you more because you are so ugly.</trans> <trans data-src="如果你吃了亏，千万不要喝水，不然你会变污的。">If you suffer, don't drink water, or you will become dirty.</trans> <trans data-src="你还是别把我放在心里了，我不喜欢人多的地方。">You'd better not keep me in mind. I don't like places with many people.</trans> <trans data-src="听成绩的时候要用右耳听，因为左耳靠近心脏，可能会猝死。">The right ear should be used when listening to the results, because the left ear is close to the heart, which may lead to sudden death.</trans> <trans data-src="每次想省钱的时候，就是你智商到达顶峰之时！">Every time you want to save money, your IQ will reach its peak!</trans> <trans data-src="每当我勇敢地走出一步，上帝就会及时慷慨地为我，铺好下一步下坡路。">Whenever I take a brave step, God will timely and generously pave the way for me to go downhill.</trans> <trans data-src="我交朋友，从不在乎他有没有钱，反正都没有我穷。">When I make friends, I never care whether he has money or not. Anyway, he is not as poor as me.</trans> <trans data-src="爱一个人一定要告诉她，那样你才会知道，她有多讨厌你。">When you love someone, you must tell her so that you can know how much she hates you.</trans> <trans data-src="好看的皮囊千篇一律，有趣的灵魂两百多斤。">The beautiful leather bags are the same, and the interesting soul weighs more than 200 kg.</trans> <trans data-src="贵不是iPhone的缺陷，穷是你的缺陷。">Gui is not the defect of iPhone, poor is your defect.</trans> <trans data-src="别和我说对不起，因为我既不能原谅你，也无法捅死你。">Don't say sorry to me, because I can neither forgive you nor stab you to death.</trans> <trans data-src="摊煎饼的大妈说，她月入三万，不差你一个鸡蛋。">The aunt who spread pancakes said that she earned thirty thousand yuan a month, and you are not short of an egg.</trans> <trans data-src="骑白马的不一定是王子，也可能会是是唐僧！">The man riding a white horse may not be a prince, but a monk from the Tang Dynasty!</trans> <trans data-src="你是个做事认真的人，认认真真地帮别人，试了所有的错。">You are a serious person. You help others conscientiously and try all the mistakes.</trans> <trans data-src="你说自己很丑，我觉得你不仅丑，还净说实话。">You say you are ugly. I think you are not only ugly, but also telling the truth.</trans> <trans data-src="垃圾还有大爷大妈捡走，你呢？">The garbage is still picked up by my parents. How about you?</trans> <trans data-src="没有人能够让你放弃梦想，你自己试试，就会放弃了。">No one can make you give up your dream. If you try it yourself, you will give up.</trans> <trans data-src="能不能对我真心一点？">Can you be sincere to me?</trans> <trans data-src="当然可以！">Certainly.</trans> <trans data-src="我是真心不喜欢你。">I really don't like you.</trans> <trans data-src="心比天高，命比纸薄。">Heart is higher than sky, life is thinner than paper.</trans> <trans data-src="虽然你单身，但是你胖若两人。">Although you are single, you are as fat as two people.</trans> <trans data-src="也许睡眠，才是人类真正的活动形态，难怪我总是睡不醒。">Maybe sleep is the real form of human activity. No wonder I always can't wake up.</trans> <trans data-src="困难也许会迟到，但绝不缺席。">Difficulties may be late, but never absent.</trans> <trans data-src="当你瘦下来之后，你会发现原来你的丑，跟减肥并没有关系。">When you lose weight, you will find that your ugliness has nothing to do with losing weight.</trans> <trans data-src="心软不是病，回头才致命。">Softness of heart is not a disease. It's fatal when you turn around.</trans> <trans data-src="别觉得身边的人都在针对你，仔细想想其实，整个世界的人都在针对你。">Don't think that everyone around you is targeting you. When you think about it, the whole world is targeting you.</trans> <trans data-src="钱买不来快乐，那一定是，你的钱太少了！">Money can't buy happiness, it must be that your money is too little!</trans> <trans data-src="如果你花钱都不开心，那么是你花钱方式不对。">If you are not happy with your money, you are spending it in the wrong way.</trans> <trans data-src="吃的苦中苦，才知白辛苦。">Only when you eat bitterly can you know how hard it is.</trans> <trans data-src="找对象的时候，不要光看对方外表，得先看看自己外表！">When looking for an object, don't just look at the other person's appearance, but first look at your own appearance!</trans> <trans data-src="人心不足蛇吞象，没有实力别硬上！">People's hearts are weak, so don't be tough without strength!</trans> <trans data-src="曾经我想做个特别的人，现在我成功了，我现在特别难过又无助。">Once I wanted to be a special person, but now I have succeeded. Now I am very sad and helpless.</trans> <trans data-src="想买一辆保时捷卡宴，请问买过的朋友，你们的钱都是从哪里来的！">If you want to buy a Porsche Cayenne, please ask the friends who bought it, where did you get your money from!</trans> <trans data-src="Follow your heart，翻译成中文就一个字，怂。">Follow your heart, translate it into Chinese.</trans> <trans data-src="别人没回复，继续等，你会等到她的朋友圈。">No reply from others. Keep waiting. You will wait for her circle of friends.</trans> <trans data-src="只要功夫深铁杵磨成针，但真把铁杵磨成针的，绝对是大傻瓜。">As long as the Kung Fu deep iron pestle is ground into a needle, but the person who really grinds the iron pestle into a needle is absolutely a fool.</trans> <trans data-src="加我回来吧，我给你发我的婚礼请柬。">Come back with me. I'll send you my wedding invitation.</trans> <trans data-src="梦想还是要有的，万一见鬼了呢？">Dreams still have to be there, in case of ghosts?</trans> <trans data-src="回首过去，我居然没有，走过一次直路。">Looking back on the past, I didn't go straight once.</trans> <trans data-src="胸怀鸿鹄之志，手无缚鸡之力。">With a lofty ambition, you can't bind a chicken with your hands.</trans> <trans data-src="别看别人表面上事事如意，其实他们背地里，也顺风顺水。">Although others seem to be doing well, they are actually doing well behind their backs.</trans> <trans data-src="没人牵手，我就揣兜。">If no one holds hands, I will take the bag.</trans> <trans data-src="心是伟大的诗人，而嘴是蹩脚的编辑。">Heart is a great poet, but mouth is a poor editor.</trans> <trans data-src="每次花钱都说钱包在滴血，可殊不知你的钱包，已经失血过多而死了。">Every time you spend money, you say your wallet is dripping blood, but your wallet has lost too much blood and died.</trans> <trans data-src="现实就是，你这个前浪还没开始浪，就已经被拍死在沙滩上了。">The reality is that you have been shot dead on the beach before the front wave started.</trans> <trans data-src="你就两点不行，这也不行，那也不行。">You can't do two points, neither can you do this, nor can you do that.</trans> <trans data-src="我的原则，只有三个字，看心情。">My principle, only three words, depends on the mood.</trans> <trans data-src="不明白你们遇到好事，为什么要掐腿揉眼睛，真醒了怎么办？">I don't understand why you should pinch your legs and rub your eyes when something good happens to you. What if you wake up?</trans> <trans data-src="无论你二或不二，二就在那里，不三不四。">Whether you are two or no two, two is there, no three no four.</trans> <trans data-src="爱迪生千百次寻觅灯丝，就是为让你，当上耐用的电灯泡。">Edison searched for the filament thousands of times to make you a durable light bulb.</trans> <trans data-src="吃土的时候，觉得乞丐都比我幸福。">When I eat dirt, I feel that beggars are happier than me.</trans> <trans data-src="不逼自己一把，你都不知道，什么叫绝望。">If you don't force yourself, you don't know what despair is.</trans> <trans data-src="对于穷人，生活不累的话，那就不叫生活！">For the poor, if life is not tired, it is not called life!</trans> <trans data-src="你人人称道的美丽，里面都有PS的痕迹。">Everyone praises you for your beauty. There are traces of PS.</trans> <trans data-src="只要你每天坚持学习，最终胜利肯定是属于，在考场上发挥好的人。">As long as you keep learning every day, the final victory must belong to the person who plays well in the examination room.</trans> <trans data-src="一想到你，我的丑脸，就泛起微笑。">When I think of you, my ugly face smiles.</trans> <trans data-src="你要么非常努力，要么非常聪明，才能勉强过上平庸的生活。">You can either work very hard or be very smart to barely live a mediocre life.</trans> <trans data-src="上帝为你关上一道门的同时，还会顺带夹你的脑子。">When God closes the door for you, he will also pinch your brain.</trans> <trans data-src="机会，永远留给，有胸有颜的人。">Opportunities are always left to those who have the heart and face.</trans> <trans data-src="你在我心里，就像天上的星星，多一颗少一颗都无所谓。">You are in my heart, just like the stars in the sky.</trans> <trans data-src="书山有路勤为径，怪你没有富贵命。">Shushan has its own way. It's your fault that you don't have a rich life.</trans> <trans data-src="每天都要有新的期待，这样才能有新的失望。">Every day we should have new expectations, so that we can have new disappointments.</trans> <trans data-src="我到底是活了16年，还是活了1天，重复了16年？">Did I live for 16 years, or did I live for one day and repeat for 16 years?</trans> <trans data-src="你要站在别人角度上去思考，总有一天你会发现，你丢失了自己。">If you think from the perspective of others, one day you will find that you have lost yourself.</trans> <trans data-src="长得丑怎么了？">Ugly Why?</trans> <trans data-src="我自己又看不到，恶心的是你们！">I can't see it myself. It's you who are disgusting!</trans> <trans data-src="如果你有什么事，一定要告诉我，反正我也解决不了。">If you have something to tell me, I can't solve it anyway.</trans> <trans data-src="三分天注定，七分靠打拼，还有90分看脸。">Three minutes is doomed, seven minutes depends on hard work, and 90 minutes depends on face.</trans> <trans data-src="你并非什么事情都不做准备，起码你已经，准备好了要失败的嘛。">You are not unprepared for anything. At least you are ready to fail.</trans> <trans data-src="我的眼里只有你，因为你的大脸，让我看不到别人。">I only have eyes for you, because your big face makes me unable to see others.</trans> <trans data-src="化再好的妆，也盖不住你，卸妆后的丑。">No matter how good your makeup is, it can't cover your ugly after removing it.</trans> <trans data-src="在最美的年纪遇见你，我想说，真是倒了血霉了！">I met you at the most beautiful age. I want to say that I was really unlucky!</trans> <trans data-src="你要相信明天，一定会更好的，更好的把你虐成狗。">You must believe that tomorrow will be better and better to turn you into a dog.</trans> <trans data-src="九年义务教育应该开腹语课，毕竟长大后会有太多话，难以启齿。">Nine year compulsory education should open ventriloquism class. After all, there will be too much talk when you grow up.</trans> <trans data-src="你家住海边吗？">Do you live by the sea?</trans> <trans data-src="这么浪。">Such a wave.</trans> <trans data-src="长的好看的才能叫吃货，长的不好看的只能叫饭桶。">Those who are good-looking can only be called foodies, while those who are not good-looking can only be called losers.</trans> <trans data-src="如果你真的想要做好一件事，全世界都会为你挡路。">If you really want to do something well, the world will stand in your way.</trans> <trans data-src="胡思乱想能瘦身的话，我现在可能已经，只剩下灵魂了。">If I can lose weight through my wild imagination, I may have only my soul left now.</trans> <trans data-src="人都需要努力的，努力过后你就会发现，你还真的是很普通。">People need to work hard. After you work hard, you will find that you are really ordinary.</trans> <trans data-src="没有解决不了的问题，但是有解决不完的问题。">There are no unsolvable problems, but there are unsolvable problems.</trans> <trans data-src="思想给了我们太多的自由，而我们拖累了思想！">Thought has given us too much freedom, and we are dragging thoughts down!</trans> <trans data-src="聽說七月鬼門快開了，你總算不是孤家寡人了。">It's said that the Ghost Gate is about to open in July. You are not alone at all.</trans> <trans data-src="減肥是一件大事，先讓我吃飽了，再來好好計畫計畫。">Losing weight is a big thing. Let me have enough food first, and then make a good plan.</trans> <trans data-src="不想结婚生子，是我作为穷人的自觉。">I don't want to get married and have children, which is my consciousness as a poor person.</trans> <trans data-src="当你变得足够优秀的时候，你才发现原来她只是，单纯的不喜欢你。">When you become good enough, you realize that she just doesn't like you.</trans> <trans data-src="如果你喜欢一个女孩，就好好努力多挣钱，到时候多随点份子钱。">If you like a girl, work hard to earn more money, and then pay more.</trans> <trans data-src="我连穷和丑都不怕，还怕单身？">I'm not afraid of being poor or ugly, or of being single?</trans> <trans data-src="人人都想上天堂，却没有人想死。">Everyone wants to go to heaven, but no one wants to die.</trans> <trans data-src="早起的鸟儿有虫吃，可惜你是那条虫。">The early bird catches the worm, but you are the worm.</trans> <trans data-src="很久不开QQ，登录后才发现，原来只有腾讯新闻在乎你。">After a long time of not opening QQ, I found that only Tencent News cared about you.</trans> <trans data-src="有钱人离我好近，有钱离我好远！">Rich people are close to me, rich people are far away from me!</trans> <trans data-src="你要是过得好，我怎么能睡得着。">If you live well, how can I sleep.</trans> <trans data-src="你以为今天是最糟的一天么，明天会让你改变这个看法的。">Do you think today is the worst day? Tomorrow will change your opinion.</trans> <trans data-src="人生没有过不去的坎，只有一坎接一坎。">There is no obstacle in life, only one obstacle after another.</trans> <trans data-src="世界这么大，我想去看看，看看有没有塑料瓶。">The world is so big, I want to see if there are plastic bottles.</trans> <trans data-src="你的美别人看不到，你的丑一目了然。">Your beauty is invisible to others, and your ugliness is clear at a glance.</trans> <trans data-src="年轻人不要老想着走捷径，父母强才是硬道理。">Young people should not always think about taking shortcuts. Strong parents are the absolute principle.</trans> <trans data-src="破罐子不能破摔，得使劲摔！">You can't break a broken jar. You have to break it hard!</trans> <trans data-src="你的计划，就像零食，吃到肚子里之后就是个屁。">Your plan is like a snack. After eating it, it will be a fart.</trans> <trans data-src="只有多替领导背锅，领导才会把你，当成傻子啊。">Only by carrying the blame for the leader more often will the leader treat you as a fool.</trans> <trans data-src="有些人出现在你的生活里，是想告诉你，你真好骗啊！">Some people appear in your life to tell you how deceitful you are!</trans> <trans data-src="不要再说自己是一条单身狗，其实，你可能比不上狗…">Don't say you are a single dog. In fact, you may not be as good as a dog</trans> <trans data-src="如果全世界都不要你了，你要记得还有我，我也不要你。">If the world doesn't want you, you should remember that I still have you, and I don't want you either.</trans> <trans data-src="送你喜欢的女生一支口红吧，至少她亲别人的时候，有你的参与感。">Give your favorite girl a lipstick. At least she has your sense of participation when kissing others.</trans> <trans data-src="蹲下来摸摸自己的影子，对不起，跟着我让你受委屈了。">Squat down and touch your own shadow. I'm sorry, you've been wronged by following me.</trans> <trans data-src="别一天到晚想着减肥，你的嘴同意你这样想了吗？">Don't think about losing weight all day long. Does your mouth agree with you?</trans> <trans data-src="現在矮矬窮不要緊，要相信將來有一天，你會變成矮矬窮老…">It doesn't matter that you are short and poor now. You should believe that one day you will become short and poor</trans> <trans data-src="偶尔还是要出去走一走，才知道躺床上多么舒服。">Occasionally, I still have to go out for a walk to know how comfortable I am in bed.</trans> <trans data-src="你并不是一无所有，你还有病啊。">You don't have nothing. You are still ill.</trans> <trans data-src="我生气的时候你一定要哄我，买吃的给我。">When I am angry, you must coax me and buy me food.</trans> <trans data-src="等老子吃饱了打死你。">I'll kill you when I'm full.</trans> <trans data-src="你以为他给你点赞，是喜欢你？">Do you think he likes you because he likes you?</trans> <trans data-src="只是手滑罢了。">It's just a slip of hand.</trans> <trans data-src="你爱不爱你的工作，工作都会在那等你，不离不弃。">Do you love your work? The work will wait for you there.</trans> <trans data-src="你要是和自拍长得一样，怎么会没有男朋友。">If you look the same as the selfie, why don't you have a boyfriend.</trans> <trans data-src="打工钱少就出来创业吧，保证能让你，赔个精光。">Go out and start your own business when you have less money to work for. It is guaranteed that you will lose all your money.</trans> <trans data-src="别人下班泡妞，你下班泡面。">When others pick up girls after work, you meet them after work.</trans> <trans data-src="就算是咸鱼，你也不是最咸的那条。">Even if it is salted fish, you are not the saltiest one.</trans> <trans data-src="你从来不孤独，因为，孤独都不想跟你交朋友。">You are never lonely, because you don't want to make friends with you even when you are lonely.</trans> <trans data-src="如果有一天我消失了，即使我的朋友恋人不会找我，银行也会疯狂找我。">If one day I disappear, even if my friends and lovers will not find me, the bank will also find me crazily.</trans> <trans data-src="听说你的城市下雨了，不知道你带伞没有，如果带了这雨就白下了。">It's said that it's raining in your city. I don't know if you have an umbrella. If you take this rain, it will be white.</trans> <trans data-src="别人都有背景，而我只有背影。">Everyone else has a background, but I only have my back.</trans> <trans data-src="不要在意现在的低谷，未来还有很长的下坡路要走。">Don't care about the current low. There is still a long way to go in the future.</trans> <trans data-src="学海无涯，回头是岸。">There is no end to learning.</trans> <trans data-src="不要太在乎别人的目光，因为没人会注意你。">Don't care too much about the eyes of others, because no one will pay attention to you.</trans> <trans data-src="你不能因为你胖，就忽略了你的丑。">You can't ignore your ugliness just because you are fat.</trans> <trans data-src="希望无时无刻不在，而你，每时每刻都错过。">Hope is always here, and you miss it every moment.</trans> <trans data-src="你连世界都没观过，哪来的世界观？">You haven't viewed the world. Where does your world view come from?</trans> <trans data-src="哪有什么感同身受的心，全是站着说话不腰疼的嘴。">There is no empathy, it is all standing talking without backache.</trans> <trans data-src="以前我每天都会买彩票，终于有一天，我连彩票都买不起了。">I used to buy lottery tickets every day, but one day, I can't even afford to buy lottery tickets.</trans> <trans data-src="给你的梦想插上翅膀，你也飞不到哪里去。">Give your dreams wings, you can't fly anywhere.</trans> <trans data-src="既已背影倾天下，何必转身乱芳华。">Since you have already swept the world behind you, why turn around and mess around.</trans> <trans data-src="无论最后我们疏远成什么样，一个红包，就能回到当初。">No matter what kind of alienation we become, a red envelope can return to the original.</trans> <trans data-src="望穿秋水之寒，无论如何也比不了，忘穿秋裤之冷。">The cold of looking through the autumn water can never be compared to the cold of wearing pants.</trans> <trans data-src="存款是负的房子是租的，有辆自行车，还是共享的。">If the deposit is negative, the house is rented, there is a bicycle, and it is shared.</trans> <trans data-src="爱情是把双刃剑，一边把你割得很疼，另一边也把你割得很疼。">Love is a double-edged sword. One side cuts you very hard, and the other side also cuts you very hard.</trans> <trans data-src="假期定了个Plan，半个暑假结束了只完成了P，因为lan。">I made a plan for the holiday, and only finished P after half the summer vacation because of the lan.</trans> <trans data-src="马不停的是蹄，你不停的是嘴。">A horse never stops its hooves, and you never stop its mouth.</trans> <trans data-src="每天对着镜子说一句你很棒，不久后，那镜子就会成为很棒的镜子。">Say "You are great" to the mirror every day. Soon, the mirror will become a great mirror.</trans> <trans data-src="如果我的人生是一部电影，那你就是一个弹出来的广告。">If my life is a movie, then you are a pop-up advertisement.</trans> <trans data-src="看著面善的，不一定是好人，還有可能是詐騙集團。">Those who look good may not be good people, but may be fraud groups.</trans> <trans data-src="如果有天发现你一夜暴富了，给自己一巴掌，快醒来别上班迟到了。">If one day you find yourself getting rich overnight, slap yourself. Wake up and don't be late for work.</trans> <trans data-src="天涯何處無芳草，全都長在別人家。">Where there is plenty of grass in the horizon, they all grow in other people's homes.</trans> <trans data-src="你觉得很孤独，没关系，你还有手机。">You feel lonely. It doesn't matter. You still have a mobile phone.</trans> <trans data-src="人丑就要多健身，这样就能在别人说你丑时，你可以揍他。">If you are ugly, you should exercise more, so that you can beat others when they say you are ugly.</trans> <trans data-src="如果时间可以倒流，那一定是，你在做梦。">If time can go back, it must be that you are dreaming.</trans> <trans data-src="天将降大任于斯人也，必先苦其心志劳其筋骨，后来天改主意了。">When heaven was about to place a great responsibility on these people, he had to work hard first, and then heaven changed his mind.</trans> <trans data-src="感情是可以磨合的，前提是，看脸。">Emotion can be run in if you look at your face.</trans> <trans data-src="无论遇到任何事情，在哪里跌倒，就在那多躺一会吧。">No matter what happens, where you fall, just lie down for a while.</trans> <trans data-src="半夜给你留灯的，只有自动售货机。">Only the vending machine has left lights for you in the middle of the night.</trans> <trans data-src="别人是金子总会发光的，而你，总会花光的。">Others are always shining gold, and you will spend it.</trans> <trans data-src="怕鬼真的太幼稚了，我带你看看人心。">Fear of ghosts is really naive. Let me show you people's hearts.</trans> <trans data-src="如果你觉得每天都忙成狗，那一定是你的错觉。">If you think you are busy every day, it must be your illusion.</trans> <trans data-src="狗一定没你忙。">Dogs must be less busy than you.</trans> <trans data-src="如果你的前半生过得很坎坷，也不必太担心，下半生你就会适应的。">If you have a rough life in the first half of your life, don't worry too much. You will adapt in the second half of your life.</trans> <trans data-src="绝望不在某时某刻，而在每时每刻。">Despair is not in a certain moment, but in every moment.</trans> <trans data-src="人家谈恋爱，靠长相靠浪漫靠烧钱，而你靠对方眼瞎。">People fall in love by looking romantic and burning money, while you are blind by the other person.</trans> <trans data-src="不知道你越过多少峰才成功，反正你逃不过早晚两个高峰。">I don't know how many peaks you can cross before you succeed. Anyway, you can't escape two peaks sooner or later.</trans> <trans data-src="其实你也不是一无是处，至少在夏天，你还能喂蚊子。">In fact, you are not useless. At least in summer, you can feed mosquitoes.</trans> <trans data-src="有些人表面光鲜亮丽，实际上，船袜已经滑到了脚底板。">Some people have a shiny surface, but in fact, the boat socks have slipped to the foot plate.</trans> <trans data-src="黑夜从来不会亏待晚睡的人，它会赐予你黑眼圈，和即将猝死的身体。">The dark night will never mistreat those who sleep late. It will give you dark circles under your eyes and a body that is about to die suddenly.</trans> <trans data-src="好看的皮囊与你无关，有趣的灵魂你又没有。">Good looking bags have nothing to do with you. You don't have interesting souls.</trans> <trans data-src="很多次我都觉得坚持不住了，然后我就放弃了。">Many times I felt I couldn't hold on, and then I gave up.</trans> <trans data-src="不要担心，一切都是最烂的安排。">Don't worry, everything is the worst arrangement.</trans> <trans data-src="其实你也有超能力，怎么减都不瘦的能力。">In fact, you also have the ability to lose weight.</trans> <trans data-src="真正努力过的人，就会明白，天赋是有多么重要。">Those who have really worked hard will understand how important talent is.</trans> <trans data-src="今晚吃鱼吧，我看你挺会挑刺的。">Eat fish tonight. I think you are very picky.</trans> <trans data-src="知识给你力量，无知会给你更强大无畏，且无法预测的力量。">Knowledge gives you power, ignorance will give you more powerful, fearless and unpredictable power.</trans> <trans data-src="无毒的身躯扛下有毒的疫苗，你是教育我从小就要坚强！">The non-toxic body carries the toxic vaccine. You taught me to be strong when I was young!</trans> <trans data-src="人生和骑自行车不同，就算走下坡路，也不会轻松。">Life is different from riding a bicycle. Even going downhill will not be easy.</trans> <trans data-src="别人露腿那叫美，你露腿就想让人怼。">If others show their legs, they are beautiful. If you show your legs, you want to be hated.</trans> <trans data-src="如果你面前有一大笔钱，和一个万人迷，那么这和你有什么关系呢？">If you have a large amount of money in front of you and a fan, what does it have to do with you?</trans> <trans data-src="穷不可怕，可怕的是，最穷的人是我。">It is not terrible to be poor. What is terrible is that I am the poorest person.</trans> <trans data-src="熬夜对身体不好，建议通宵。">Staying up late is bad for your health. It is recommended to stay up all night.</trans> <trans data-src="武则天证明了，成功和性别没关系，你证明了成功和你没关系。">Empress Wu has proved that success has nothing to do with gender, and you have proved that success has nothing to do with you.</trans> <trans data-src="總以為退一步海闊天空，沒想到腳下落空。">I always thought that I would step back, but I didn't expect to fall down.</trans> <trans data-src="你认真的样子，就像天桥上贴膜的。">You look serious, just like the film on the overpass.</trans> <trans data-src="好运一定会降临，只是会降临在别人头上。">Good luck will come, but it will come to others.</trans> <trans data-src="别说你一无所长，熬夜玩手机你可是一把好手。">Don't say that you are good at nothing. You are a good hand at staying up late playing mobile phones.</trans> <trans data-src="不笑运气差，一笑脸就大！">If you don't smile, you will be lucky!</trans> <trans data-src="跟丑这个缺点比，穷根本不值得一提。">Compared with ugliness, it is not worth mentioning.</trans> <trans data-src="该失望的事从没辜负过我，每次都认认真真的让我失望。">The disappointments never let me down, and each time they really let me down.</trans> <trans data-src="腦子有病得治，像你多好，沒有腦子。">If you have a brain disease, you can be cured. How good you are! You have no brain.</trans> <trans data-src="悄悄地我吃了，正如我悄悄地胖。">I ate it quietly, just as I became fat quietly.</trans> <trans data-src="吃完苦中苦，我终于成为了人下人。">After suffering, I finally became a servant.</trans> <trans data-src="你不能总看那些你没有的，多看看你拥有的。">You can't always look at what you don't have. Look more at what you have.</trans> <trans data-src="算了你把眼睛闭上吧。">Forget it. Close your eyes.</trans> <trans data-src="做好人没希望，做坏人不擅长。">There is no hope to be a good man, but a bad man is not good at it.</trans> <trans data-src="请问在三伏天，有什么消暑良方吗？">Is there any good way to relieve the heat in dog days?</trans> <trans data-src="薪尽自然凉。">The salary is naturally cool.</trans> <trans data-src="世界上脑残那么多，你却成了佼佼者。">There are so many mental disabilities in the world, but you have become the best.</trans> <trans data-src="失恋之后快打起精神，毕竟，还有下一个渣男在等着你。">After lovelorn, cheer up. After all, there is another scum man waiting for you.</trans> <trans data-src="努力加油，每一个困难，都会克服我。">Work hard, every difficulty will overcome me.</trans> <trans data-src="一无所有到，没有什么可以放弃时，别忘了你还能放弃治疗。">When there is nothing to give up, don't forget that you can still give up treatment.</trans> <trans data-src="窮一點不要緊，要緊的是不只一點。">It doesn't matter to be a little poor, but more than a little.</trans> <trans data-src="我从你眼里看到了两样东西，一样是真诚，而另一样是眼屎。">I see two things in your eyes, one is sincerity, and the other is eyedropsy.</trans> <trans data-src="根本没有什么高冷的人，人家暖的不是你而已！">There is no cold person at all. It's not you who is warm!</trans> <trans data-src="你所有的忧伤，都来自于你的余额。">All your sadness comes from your balance.</trans> <trans data-src="我不是诸葛亮，也没有草船，但为何你的贱一直往我这放？">I'm not Zhuge Liang, and I don't have a straw boat, but why do you keep coming to me?</trans> <trans data-src="感谢前行路上击倒我的人，因为，躺着真的好舒服。">Thanks to those who knocked me down on the road ahead, because it's really comfortable to lie down.</trans> <trans data-src="一懒众衫小，薪尽自然凉。">A lazy crowd wears small clothes, and their salary is naturally cool.</trans> <trans data-src="我鼓足勇气去面对现实，却发现勇气，真的只是气而已。">I mustered up courage to face the reality, but found that courage is really just gas.</trans> <trans data-src="一见钟情就是好看，深思熟虑就是没钱。">Love at first sight is beautiful. Deliberation is lack of money.</trans> <trans data-src="蠢也没那么可怕，毕竟水母没有脑子，也活了6亿年。">Stupidity is not so terrible. After all, jellyfish have no brains and have lived for 600 million years.</trans> <trans data-src="穷你就努力啊！">Work hard if you are poor!</trans> <trans data-src="不努力折腾，你怎么负债百万。">If you don't work hard, how can you be in debt.</trans> <trans data-src="本以为牵了小姐姐的手，可以得到她，没想到小姐姐是千手观音。">I thought I could get hold of my little sister by holding her hand, but I didn't expect her to be Thousand Hand Avalokitesvara.</trans> <trans data-src="这一秒不放弃，下一秒，就更绝望了。">If you don't give up one second, you will be even more desperate next time.</trans> <trans data-src="国庆，你堵在哪呢？">National Day, where are you stuck?</trans> <trans data-src="国庆去哪看风景最好？">Where is the best place to see the scenery on National Day?</trans> <trans data-src="答案是，朋友圈。">The answer is, circle of friends.</trans> <trans data-src="失败不可怕，可怕的是，你还相信这句话。">Failure is not terrible. What is terrible is that you still believe this sentence.</trans> <trans data-src="岁月是把杀猪刀，可是他拿丑的人，一点办法都没有。">Time is a butcher's knife, but he has no way to get ugly people.</trans> <trans data-src="你无法叫醒一个，不回你消息的人，但是红包能。">You can't wake someone who doesn't return your message, but red envelopes can.</trans> <trans data-src="世界上本没有路，走的人多了，老师就开始点名了。">There was no way in the world. When there were more people walking, the teacher began to call the roll.</trans> <trans data-src="38岁以前我穷，但是以后，我会习惯的！">I was poor before I was 38, but I will get used to it later!</trans> <trans data-src="别太自信，你可能信错了人。">Don't be too confident. You may trust the wrong person.</trans> <trans data-src="不是大家拿你开玩笑，而是，你就是玩笑本身！">It's not that people make fun of you, but that you are the joke itself!</trans> <trans data-src="用美颜手机自拍多了，越来越不知道，自己有多丑了。">I have taken more selfies with my beautiful mobile phone, and I don't know how ugly I am.</trans> <trans data-src="我的脑袋不是空的。">My head is not empty.</trans> <trans data-src="我是要大作为的人，只是混沌初开。">I am the person who wants to make great achievements, but the chaos is just beginning.</trans> <trans data-src="工作爱情生活不顺？">Work, love and life are not smooth?</trans> <trans data-src="多照照镜子，很多事情你就明白了。">Look in the mirror and you will understand many things.</trans> <trans data-src="有钱了不起啊？">How great is being rich?</trans> <trans data-src="有钱，真的了不起。">Being rich is really amazing.</trans> <trans data-src="和对象吵架，先不要追究吵架原因，要弄明白他胆子怎么肥了。">When quarreling with an object, don't investigate the cause of the quarrel first, but find out how he is emboldened.</trans> <trans data-src="遇到喜欢的女生要勇敢表白，只有你主动了，才知道她名花有主。">When you meet a girl you like, you should be brave to express your love. Only when you take the initiative, can you know that she has her name.</trans> <trans data-src="月亮代表我的心，坑坑洼洼冷冰冰。">The moon represents my heart, pitted and cold.</trans> <trans data-src="睡觉睡到手抽筋，数钱数到自然醒。">Sleep until your hand cramps, count your money until you wake up naturally.</trans> <trans data-src="早上醒来，我以为自己长大了，原来是被子盖横了～">When I woke up in the morning, I thought I had grown up. It turned out that the quilt was covered</trans> <trans data-src="女生之间的友谊啊，就像塑料花，虽然假但永不凋零。">The friendship between girls is like a plastic flower, which is fake but never withers.</trans> <trans data-src="不尝试问一次，你怎么知道，你不是爸妈避孕失败的结果？">How do you know that you are not the result of your parents' contraceptive failure?</trans> <trans data-src="上帝为什么给你关上一扇门，还不是因为你见不得人。">Why God closes the door for you is not because you are invisible.</trans> <trans data-src="别看我挣的少，但是我省的多，昨天法拉利又省下两百多万。">Although I earn less, I save more. Yesterday Ferrari saved more than two million yuan.</trans> <trans data-src="别以为世界没了你，没什么区别，没了你地球转得更快。">Don't think that the world will turn faster without you.</trans> <trans data-src="不是别人瞧不起你，只是别人瞧不见你。">It's not that others look down on you, but that others can't see you.</trans> <trans data-src="我的社交恐惧症，主要来自于，收入低。">My social phobia mainly comes from low income.</trans> <trans data-src=""></trans> <trans data-src="生活中很多人喜欢小题大作，其实真的没有必要，要想想大题怎么办。">Many people like to make a mountain out of a molehill in life. In fact, it is really unnecessary to think about how to deal with a mountain out of a molehill.</trans> <trans data-src="再也沒有任何事情，比晚睡更快樂了，除了晚起。">Nothing is happier than sleeping late, except getting up late.</trans> <trans data-src="老板说只要我们努力工作，明年他就可以换玛莎拉蒂了。">The boss said that as long as we work hard, he can change Maserati next year.</trans> <trans data-src="扎心？">Heart pricking?</trans> <trans data-src="不存在的！">Does not exist!</trans> <trans data-src="心都没有扎哪里？">Where does the heart not pierce?</trans> <trans data-src="你老是这么抠门，门都被你，抠坏了好几扇。">You are always so stingy. You have broken several doors.</trans> <trans data-src="只要我吃的夠快，体重绝对追不上我！">As long as I eat fast enough, I will never catch up with my weight!</trans> <trans data-src="你给小草一点爱，小草还你一片绿！">You give grass a little love, grass also gives you a green!</trans> <trans data-src="长的美与不美不重要，想的美才是真的美！">It doesn't matter whether you are beautiful or not. The beauty you want is the real beauty!</trans> <trans data-src="对你别有用心的人，毕竟也是用心了。 ">People who have ulterior motives for you, after all, are also intentions.</trans> <trans data-src=""></trans> <trans data-src="没吃饱只有一种烦恼，吃饱了有无数的烦恼。">There is only one kind of worry when you are not full, and there are countless worries when you are full.</trans> <trans data-src="不要总是那么自恋，美女多看了你一眼，只是因为你丑得比较独特。">Don't always be so narcissistic. Beautiful women look at you more because you are so ugly.</trans> <trans data-src="生活磨光你的棱角，是为了让你，滚的更远。">Life polishes your edges and corners to make you roll farther.</trans> <trans data-src="如果你吃了亏，千万不要喝水，不然你会变污的。">If you suffer, don't drink water, or you will become dirty.</trans> <trans data-src="你还是别把我放在心里了，我不喜欢人多的地方。">You'd better not keep me in mind. I don't like places with many people.</trans> <trans data-src="听成绩的时候要用右耳听，因为左耳靠近心脏，可能会猝死。">The right ear should be used when listening to the results, because the left ear is close to the heart, which may lead to sudden death.</trans> <trans data-src="每次想省钱的时候，就是你智商到达顶峰之时！">Every time you want to save money, your IQ will reach its peak!</trans> <trans data-src="每当我勇敢地走出一步，上帝就会及时慷慨地为我，铺好下一步下坡路。">Whenever I take a brave step, God will timely and generously pave the way for me to go downhill.</trans> <trans data-src="爱一个人一定要告诉她，那样你才会知道，她有多讨厌你。">When you love someone, you must tell her so that you can know how much she hates you.</trans> <trans data-src="我交朋友，从不在乎他有没有钱，反正都没有我穷。">When I make friends, I never care whether he has money or not. Anyway, he is not as poor as me.</trans> <trans data-src="好看的皮囊千篇一律，有趣的灵魂两百多斤。">The beautiful leather bags are the same, and the interesting soul weighs more than 200 kg.</trans> <trans data-src="贵不是iPhone的缺陷，穷是你的缺陷。">Gui is not the defect of iPhone, poor is your defect.</trans> <trans data-src="别和我说对不起，因为我既不能原谅你，也无法捅死你。">Don't say sorry to me, because I can neither forgive you nor stab you to death.</trans> <trans data-src="摊煎饼的大妈说，她月入三万，不差你一个鸡蛋。">The aunt who spread pancakes said that she earned thirty thousand yuan a month, and you are not short of an egg.</trans> <trans data-src="骑白马的不一定是王子，也可能会是是唐僧！">The man riding a white horse may not be a prince, but a monk from the Tang Dynasty!</trans> <trans data-src="你是个做事认真的人，认认真真地帮别人，试了所有的错。">You are a serious person. You help others conscientiously and try all the mistakes.</trans> <trans data-src="垃圾还有大爷大妈捡走，你呢？">The garbage is still picked up by my parents. How about you?</trans> <trans data-src="没有人能够让你放弃梦想，你自己试试，就会放弃了。">No one can make you give up your dream. If you try it yourself, you will give up.</trans> <trans data-src="你说自己很丑，我觉得你不仅丑，还净说实话。">You say you are ugly. I think you are not only ugly, but also telling the truth.</trans> <trans data-src="虽然你单身，但是你胖若两人。">Although you are single, you are as fat as two people.</trans> <trans data-src="心比天高，命比纸薄。">Heart is higher than sky, life is thinner than paper.</trans> <trans data-src="能不能对我真心一点？">Can you be sincere to me?</trans> <trans data-src="当然可以！">Certainly.</trans> <trans data-src="我是真心不喜欢你。">I really don't like you.</trans> <trans data-src="当你瘦下来之后，你会发现原来你的丑，跟减肥并没有关系。">When you lose weight, you will find that your ugliness has nothing to do with losing weight.</trans> <trans data-src="也许睡眠，才是人类真正的活动形态，难怪我总是睡不醒。">Maybe sleep is the real form of human activity. No wonder I always can't wake up.</trans> <trans data-src="困难也许会迟到，但绝不缺席。">Difficulties may be late, but never absent.</trans> <trans data-src="心软不是病，回头才致命。">Softness of heart is not a disease. It's fatal when you turn around.</trans> <trans data-src="钱买不来快乐，那一定是，你的钱太少了！">Money can't buy happiness, it must be that your money is too little!</trans> <trans data-src="别觉得身边的人都在针对你，仔细想想其实，整个世界的人都在针对你。">Don't think that everyone around you is targeting you. When you think about it, the whole world is targeting you.</trans> <trans data-src="找对象的时候，不要光看对方外表，得先看看自己外表！">When looking for an object, don't just look at the other person's appearance, but first look at your own appearance!</trans> <trans data-src="如果你花钱都不开心，那么是你花钱方式不对。">If you are not happy with your money, you are spending it in the wrong way.</trans> <trans data-src="吃的苦中苦，才知白辛苦。">Only when you eat bitterly can you know how hard it is.</trans> <trans data-src="曾经我想做个特别的人，现在我成功了，我现在特别难过又无助。">Once I wanted to be a special person, but now I have succeeded. Now I am very sad and helpless.</trans> <trans data-src="想买一辆保时捷卡宴，请问买过的朋友，你们的钱都是从哪里来的！">If you want to buy a Porsche Cayenne, please ask the friends who bought it, where did you get your money from!</trans> <trans data-src="人心不足蛇吞象，没有实力别硬上！">People's hearts are weak, so don't be tough without strength!</trans> <trans data-src="别人没回复，继续等，你会等到她的朋友圈。">No reply from others. Keep waiting. You will wait for her circle of friends.</trans> <trans data-src="只要功夫深铁杵磨成针，但真把铁杵磨成针的，绝对是大傻瓜。">As long as the Kung Fu deep iron pestle is ground into a needle, but the person who really grinds the iron pestle into a needle is absolutely a fool.</trans> <trans data-src="Follow your heart，翻译成中文就一个字，怂。">Follow your heart, translate it into Chinese.</trans> <trans data-src="梦想还是要有的，万一见鬼了呢？">Dreams still have to be there, in case of ghosts?</trans> <trans data-src="回首过去，我居然没有，走过一次直路。">Looking back on the past, I didn't go straight once.</trans> <trans data-src="加我回来吧，我给你发我的婚礼请柬。">Come back with me. I'll send you my wedding invitation.</trans> <trans data-src="没人牵手，我就揣兜。">If no one holds hands, I will take the bag.</trans> <trans data-src="胸怀鸿鹄之志，手无缚鸡之力。">With a lofty ambition, you can't bind a chicken with your hands.</trans> <trans data-src="别看别人表面上事事如意，其实他们背地里，也顺风顺水。">Although others seem to be doing well, they are actually doing well behind their backs.</trans> <trans data-src="心是伟大的诗人，而嘴是蹩脚的编辑。">Heart is a great poet, but mouth is a poor editor.</trans> <trans data-src="每次花钱都说钱包在滴血，可殊不知你的钱包，已经失血过多而死了。">Every time you spend money, you say your wallet is dripping blood, but your wallet has lost too much blood and died.</trans> <trans data-src="现实就是，你这个前浪还没开始浪，就已经被拍死在沙滩上了。">The reality is that you have been shot dead on the beach before the front wave started.</trans> <trans data-src="你就两点不行，这也不行，那也不行。">You can't do two points, neither can you do this, nor can you do that.</trans> <trans data-src="不明白你们遇到好事，为什么要掐腿揉眼睛，真醒了怎么办？">I don't understand why you should pinch your legs and rub your eyes when something good happens to you. What if you wake up?</trans> <trans data-src="我的原则，只有三个字，看心情。">My principle, only three words, depends on the mood.</trans> <trans data-src="无论你二或不二，二就在那里，不三不四。">Whether you are two or no two, two is there, no three no four.</trans> <trans data-src="吃土的时候，觉得乞丐都比我幸福。">When I eat dirt, I feel that beggars are happier than me.</trans> <trans data-src="爱迪生千百次寻觅灯丝，就是为让你，当上耐用的电灯泡。">Edison searched for the filament thousands of times to make you a durable light bulb.</trans> <trans data-src="不逼自己一把，你都不知道，什么叫绝望。">If you don't force yourself, you don't know what despair is.</trans> <trans data-src="对于穷人，生活不累的话，那就不叫生活！">For the poor, if life is not tired, it is not called life!</trans> <trans data-src="你人人称道的美丽，里面都有PS的痕迹。">Everyone praises you for your beauty. There are traces of PS.</trans> <trans data-src="只要你每天坚持学习，最终胜利肯定是属于，在考场上发挥好的人。">As long as you keep learning every day, the final victory must belong to the person who plays well in the examination room.</trans> <trans data-src="你要么非常努力，要么非常聪明，才能勉强过上平庸的生活。">You can either work very hard or be very smart to barely live a mediocre life.</trans> <trans data-src="一想到你，我的丑脸，就泛起微笑。">When I think of you, my ugly face smiles.</trans> <trans data-src="机会，永远留给，有胸有颜的人。">Opportunities are always left to those who have the heart and face.</trans> <trans data-src="上帝为你关上一道门的同时，还会顺带夹你的脑子。">When God closes the door for you, he will also pinch your brain.</trans> <trans data-src="你在我心里，就像天上的星星，多一颗少一颗都无所谓。">You are in my heart, just like the stars in the sky.</trans> <trans data-src="我到底是活了16年，还是活了1天，重复了16年？">Did I live for 16 years, or did I live for one day and repeat for 16 years?</trans> <trans data-src="书山有路勤为径，怪你没有富贵命。">Shushan has its own way. It's your fault that you don't have a rich life.</trans> <trans data-src="每天都要有新的期待，这样才能有新的失望。">Every day we should have new expectations, so that we can have new disappointments.</trans> <trans data-src="你要站在别人角度上去思考，总有一天你会发现，你丢失了自己。">If you think from the perspective of others, one day you will find that you have lost yourself.</trans> <trans data-src="长得丑怎么了？">Ugly Why?</trans> <trans data-src="我自己又看不到，恶心的是你们！">I can't see it myself. It's you who are disgusting!</trans> <trans data-src="如果你有什么事，一定要告诉我，反正我也解决不了。">If you have something to tell me, I can't solve it anyway.</trans> <trans data-src="你并非什么事情都不做准备，起码你已经，准备好了要失败的嘛。">You are not unprepared for anything. At least you are ready to fail.</trans> <trans data-src="三分天注定，七分靠打拼，还有90分看脸。">Three minutes is doomed, seven minutes depends on hard work, and 90 minutes depends on face.</trans> <trans data-src="我的眼里只有你，因为你的大脸，让我看不到别人。">I only have eyes for you, because your big face makes me unable to see others.</trans> <trans data-src="在最美的年纪遇见你，我想说，真是倒了血霉了！">I met you at the most beautiful age. I want to say that I was really unlucky!</trans> <trans data-src="化再好的妆，也盖不住你，卸妆后的丑。">No matter how good your makeup is, it can't cover your ugly after removing it.</trans> <trans data-src="你要相信明天，一定会更好的，更好的把你虐成狗。">You must believe that tomorrow will be better and better to turn you into a dog.</trans> <trans data-src="九年义务教育应该开腹语课，毕竟长大后会有太多话，难以启齿。">Nine year compulsory education should open ventriloquism class. After all, there will be too much talk when you grow up.</trans> <trans data-src="长的好看的才能叫吃货，长的不好看的只能叫饭桶。">Those who are good-looking can only be called foodies, while those who are not good-looking can only be called losers.</trans> <trans data-src="你家住海边吗？">Do you live by the sea?</trans> <trans data-src="这么浪。">Such a wave.</trans> <trans data-src="胡思乱想能瘦身的话，我现在可能已经，只剩下灵魂了。">If I can lose weight through my wild imagination, I may have only my soul left now.</trans> <trans data-src="人都需要努力的，努力过后你就会发现，你还真的是很普通。">People need to work hard. After you work hard, you will find that you are really ordinary.</trans> <trans data-src="如果你真的想要做好一件事，全世界都会为你挡路。">If you really want to do something well, the world will stand in your way.</trans> <trans data-src="聽說七月鬼門快開了，你總算不是孤家寡人了。">It's said that the Ghost Gate is about to open in July. You are not alone at all.</trans> <trans data-src="没有解决不了的问题，但是有解决不完的问题。">There are no unsolvable problems, but there are unsolvable problems.</trans> <trans data-src="思想给了我们太多的自由，而我们拖累了思想！">Thought has given us too much freedom, and we are dragging thoughts down!</trans> <trans data-src="不想结婚生子，是我作为穷人的自觉。">I don't want to get married and have children, which is my consciousness as a poor person.</trans> <trans data-src="当你变得足够优秀的时候，你才发现原来她只是，单纯的不喜欢你。">When you become good enough, you realize that she just doesn't like you.</trans> <trans data-src="減肥是一件大事，先讓我吃飽了，再來好好計畫計畫。">Losing weight is a big thing. Let me have enough food first, and then make a good plan.</trans> <trans data-src="我连穷和丑都不怕，还怕单身？">I'm not afraid of being poor or ugly, or of being single?</trans> <trans data-src="人人都想上天堂，却没有人想死。">Everyone wants to go to heaven, but no one wants to die.</trans> <trans data-src="如果你喜欢一个女孩，就好好努力多挣钱，到时候多随点份子钱。">If you like a girl, work hard to earn more money, and then pay more.</trans> <trans data-src="很久不开QQ，登录后才发现，原来只有腾讯新闻在乎你。">After a long time of not opening QQ, I found that only Tencent News cared about you.</trans> <trans data-src="有钱人离我好近，有钱离我好远！">Rich people are close to me, rich people are far away from me!</trans> <trans data-src="早起的鸟儿有虫吃，可惜你是那条虫。">The early bird catches the worm, but you are the worm.</trans> <trans data-src="你要是过得好，我怎么能睡得着。">If you live well, how can I sleep.</trans> <trans data-src="你以为今天是最糟的一天么，明天会让你改变这个看法的。">Do you think today is the worst day? Tomorrow will change your opinion.</trans> <trans data-src="人生没有过不去的坎，只有一坎接一坎。">There is no obstacle in life, only one obstacle after another.</trans> <trans data-src="世界这么大，我想去看看，看看有没有塑料瓶。">The world is so big, I want to see if there are plastic bottles.</trans> <trans data-src="年轻人不要老想着走捷径，父母强才是硬道理。">Young people should not always think about taking shortcuts. Strong parents are the absolute principle.</trans> <trans data-src="你的美别人看不到，你的丑一目了然。">Your beauty is invisible to others, and your ugliness is clear at a glance.</trans> <trans data-src="破罐子不能破摔，得使劲摔！">You can't break a broken jar. You have to break it hard!</trans> <trans data-src="只有多替领导背锅，领导才会把你，当成傻子啊。">Only by carrying the blame for the leader more often will the leader treat you as a fool.</trans> <trans data-src="你的计划，就像零食，吃到肚子里之后就是个屁。">Your plan is like a snack. After eating it, it will be a fart.</trans> <trans data-src="如果全世界都不要你了，你要记得还有我，我也不要你。">If the world doesn't want you, you should remember that I still have you, and I don't want you either.</trans> <trans data-src="有些人出现在你的生活里，是想告诉你，你真好骗啊！">Some people appear in your life to tell you how deceitful you are!</trans> <trans data-src="不要再说自己是一条单身狗，其实，你可能比不上狗…">Don't say you are a single dog. In fact, you may not be as good as a dog</trans> <trans data-src="送你喜欢的女生一支口红吧，至少她亲别人的时候，有你的参与感。">Give your favorite girl a lipstick. At least she has your sense of participation when kissing others.</trans> <trans data-src="别一天到晚想着减肥，你的嘴同意你这样想了吗？">Don't think about losing weight all day long. Does your mouth agree with you?</trans> <trans data-src="蹲下来摸摸自己的影子，对不起，跟着我让你受委屈了。">Squat down and touch your own shadow. I'm sorry, you've been wronged by following me.</trans> <trans data-src="現在矮矬窮不要緊，要相信將來有一天，你會變成矮矬窮老…">It doesn't matter that you are short and poor now. You should believe that one day you will become short and poor</trans> <trans data-src="偶尔还是要出去走一走，才知道躺床上多么舒服。">Occasionally, I still have to go out for a walk to know how comfortable I am in bed.</trans> <trans data-src="你并不是一无所有，你还有病啊。">You don't have nothing. You are still ill.</trans> <trans data-src="我生气的时候你一定要哄我，买吃的给我。">When I am angry, you must coax me and buy me food.</trans> <trans data-src="等老子吃饱了打死你。">I'll kill you when I'm full.</trans> <trans data-src="你爱不爱你的工作，工作都会在那等你，不离不弃。">Do you love your work? The work will wait for you there.</trans> <trans data-src="你以为他给你点赞，是喜欢你？">Do you think he likes you because he likes you?</trans> <trans data-src="只是手滑罢了。">It's just a slip of hand.</trans> <trans data-src="打工钱少就出来创业吧，保证能让你，赔个精光。">Go out and start your own business when you have less money to work for. It is guaranteed that you will lose all your money.</trans> <trans data-src="你要是和自拍长得一样，怎么会没有男朋友。">If you look the same as the selfie, why don't you have a boyfriend.</trans> <trans data-src="别人下班泡妞，你下班泡面。">When others pick up girls after work, you meet them after work.</trans> <trans data-src="如果有一天我消失了，即使我的朋友恋人不会找我，银行也会疯狂找我。">If one day I disappear, even if my friends and lovers will not find me, the bank will also find me crazily.</trans> <trans data-src="你从来不孤独，因为，孤独都不想跟你交朋友。">You are never lonely, because you don't want to make friends with you even when you are lonely.</trans> <trans data-src="就算是咸鱼，你也不是最咸的那条。">Even if it is salted fish, you are not the saltiest one.</trans> <trans data-src="别人都有背景，而我只有背影。">Everyone else has a background, but I only have my back.</trans> <trans data-src="听说你的城市下雨了，不知道你带伞没有，如果带了这雨就白下了。">It's said that it's raining in your city. I don't know if you have an umbrella. If you take this rain, it will be white.</trans> <trans data-src="不要在意现在的低谷，未来还有很长的下坡路要走。">Don't care about the current low. There is still a long way to go in the future.</trans> <trans data-src="学海无涯，回头是岸。">There is no end to learning.</trans> <trans data-src="不要太在乎别人的目光，因为没人会注意你。">Don't care too much about the eyes of others, because no one will pay attention to you.</trans> <trans data-src="你不能因为你胖，就忽略了你的丑。">You can't ignore your ugliness just because you are fat.</trans> <trans data-src="你连世界都没观过，哪来的世界观？">You haven't viewed the world. Where does your world view come from?</trans> <trans data-src="希望无时无刻不在，而你，每时每刻都错过。">Hope is always here, and you miss it every moment.</trans> <trans data-src="哪有什么感同身受的心，全是站着说话不腰疼的嘴。">There is no empathy, it is all standing talking without backache.</trans> <trans data-src="给你的梦想插上翅膀，你也飞不到哪里去。">Give your dreams wings, you can't fly anywhere.</trans> <trans data-src="既已背影倾天下，何必转身乱芳华。">Since you have already swept the world behind you, why turn around and mess around.</trans> <trans data-src="以前我每天都会买彩票，终于有一天，我连彩票都买不起了。">I used to buy lottery tickets every day, but one day, I can't even afford to buy lottery tickets.</trans> <trans data-src="望穿秋水之寒，无论如何也比不了，忘穿秋裤之冷。">The cold of looking through the autumn water can never be compared to the cold of wearing pants.</trans> <trans data-src="存款是负的房子是租的，有辆自行车，还是共享的。">If the deposit is negative, the house is rented, there is a bicycle, and it is shared.</trans> <trans data-src="无论最后我们疏远成什么样，一个红包，就能回到当初。">No matter what kind of alienation we become, a red envelope can return to the original.</trans> <trans data-src="假期定了个Plan，半个暑假结束了只完成了P，因为lan。">I made a plan for the holiday, and only finished P after half the summer vacation because of the lan.</trans> <trans data-src="爱情是把双刃剑，一边把你割得很疼，另一边也把你割得很疼。">Love is a double-edged sword. One side cuts you very hard, and the other side also cuts you very hard.</trans> <trans data-src="马不停的是蹄，你不停的是嘴。">A horse never stops its hooves, and you never stop its mouth.</trans> <trans data-src="看著面善的，不一定是好人，還有可能是詐騙集團。">Those who look good may not be good people, but may be fraud groups.</trans> <trans data-src="每天对着镜子说一句你很棒，不久后，那镜子就会成为很棒的镜子。">Say "You are great" to the mirror every day. Soon, the mirror will become a great mirror.</trans> <trans data-src="如果我的人生是一部电影，那你就是一个弹出来的广告。">If my life is a movie, then you are a pop-up advertisement.</trans> <trans data-src="如果有天发现你一夜暴富了，给自己一巴掌，快醒来别上班迟到了。">If one day you find yourself getting rich overnight, slap yourself. Wake up and don't be late for work.</trans> <trans data-src="你觉得很孤独，没关系，你还有手机。">You feel lonely. It doesn't matter. You still have a mobile phone.</trans> <trans data-src="天涯何處無芳草，全都長在別人家。">Where there is plenty of grass in the horizon, they all grow in other people's homes.</trans> <trans data-src="人丑就要多健身，这样就能在别人说你丑时，你可以揍他。">If you are ugly, you should exercise more, so that you can beat others when they say you are ugly.</trans> <trans data-src="如果时间可以倒流，那一定是，你在做梦。">If time can go back, it must be that you are dreaming.</trans> <trans data-src="天将降大任于斯人也，必先苦其心志劳其筋骨，后来天改主意了。">When heaven was about to place a great responsibility on these people, he had to work hard first, and then heaven changed his mind.</trans> <trans data-src="无论遇到任何事情，在哪里跌倒，就在那多躺一会吧。">No matter what happens, where you fall, just lie down for a while.</trans> <trans data-src="半夜给你留灯的，只有自动售货机。">Only the vending machine has left lights for you in the middle of the night.</trans> <trans data-src="感情是可以磨合的，前提是，看脸。">Emotion can be run in if you look at your face.</trans> <trans data-src="如果你觉得每天都忙成狗，那一定是你的错觉。">If you think you are busy every day, it must be your illusion.</trans> <trans data-src="狗一定没你忙。">Dogs must be less busy than you.</trans> <trans data-src="怕鬼真的太幼稚了，我带你看看人心。">Fear of ghosts is really naive. Let me show you people's hearts.</trans> <trans data-src="别人是金子总会发光的，而你，总会花光的。">Others are always shining gold, and you will spend it.</trans> <trans data-src="如果你的前半生过得很坎坷，也不必太担心，下半生你就会适应的。">If you have a rough life in the first half of your life, don't worry too much. You will adapt in the second half of your life.</trans> <trans data-src="人家谈恋爱，靠长相靠浪漫靠烧钱，而你靠对方眼瞎。">People fall in love by looking romantic and burning money, while you are blind by the other person.</trans> <trans data-src="绝望不在某时某刻，而在每时每刻。">Despair is not in a certain moment, but in every moment.</trans> <trans data-src="其实你也不是一无是处，至少在夏天，你还能喂蚊子。">In fact, you are not useless. At least in summer, you can feed mosquitoes.</trans> <trans data-src="不知道你越过多少峰才成功，反正你逃不过早晚两个高峰。">I don't know how many peaks you can cross before you succeed. Anyway, you can't escape two peaks sooner or later.</trans> <trans data-src="有些人表面光鲜亮丽，实际上，船袜已经滑到了脚底板。">Some people have a shiny surface, but in fact, the boat socks have slipped to the foot plate.</trans> <trans data-src="很多次我都觉得坚持不住了，然后我就放弃了。">Many times I felt I couldn't hold on, and then I gave up.</trans> <trans data-src="黑夜从来不会亏待晚睡的人，它会赐予你黑眼圈，和即将猝死的身体。">The dark night will never mistreat those who sleep late. It will give you dark circles under your eyes and a body that is about to die suddenly.</trans> <trans data-src="好看的皮囊与你无关，有趣的灵魂你又没有。">Good looking bags have nothing to do with you. You don't have interesting souls.</trans> <trans data-src="其实你也有超能力，怎么减都不瘦的能力。">In fact, you also have the ability to lose weight.</trans> <trans data-src="真正努力过的人，就会明白，天赋是有多么重要。">Those who have really worked hard will understand how important talent is.</trans> <trans data-src="不要担心，一切都是最烂的安排。">Don't worry, everything is the worst arrangement.</trans> <trans data-src="今晚吃鱼吧，我看你挺会挑刺的。">Eat fish tonight. I think you are very picky.</trans> <trans data-src="无毒的身躯扛下有毒的疫苗，你是教育我从小就要坚强！">The non-toxic body carries the toxic vaccine. You taught me to be strong when I was young!</trans> <trans data-src="知识给你力量，无知会给你更强大无畏，且无法预测的力量。">Knowledge gives you power, ignorance will give you more powerful, fearless and unpredictable power.</trans> <trans data-src="如果你面前有一大笔钱，和一个万人迷，那么这和你有什么关系呢？">If you have a large amount of money in front of you and a fan, what does it have to do with you?</trans> <trans data-src="别人露腿那叫美，你露腿就想让人怼。">If others show their legs, they are beautiful. If you show your legs, you want to be hated.</trans> <trans data-src="人生和骑自行车不同，就算走下坡路，也不会轻松。">Life is different from riding a bicycle. Even going downhill will not be easy.</trans> <trans data-src="熬夜对身体不好，建议通宵。">Staying up late is bad for your health. It is recommended to stay up all night.</trans> <trans data-src="穷不可怕，可怕的是，最穷的人是我。">It is not terrible to be poor. What is terrible is that I am the poorest person.</trans> <trans data-src="武则天证明了，成功和性别没关系，你证明了成功和你没关系。">Empress Wu has proved that success has nothing to do with gender, and you have proved that success has nothing to do with you.</trans> <trans data-src="你认真的样子，就像天桥上贴膜的。">You look serious, just like the film on the overpass.</trans> <trans data-src="總以為退一步海闊天空，沒想到腳下落空。">I always thought that I would step back, but I didn't expect to fall down.</trans> <trans data-src="好运一定会降临，只是会降临在别人头上。">Good luck will come, but it will come to others.</trans> <trans data-src="跟丑这个缺点比，穷根本不值得一提。">Compared with ugliness, it is not worth mentioning.</trans> <trans data-src="不笑运气差，一笑脸就大！">If you don't smile, you will be lucky!</trans> <trans data-src="别说你一无所长，熬夜玩手机你可是一把好手。">Don't say that you are good at nothing. You are a good hand at staying up late playing mobile phones.</trans> <trans data-src="腦子有病得治，像你多好，沒有腦子。">If you have a brain disease, you can be cured. How good you are! You have no brain.</trans> <trans data-src="悄悄地我吃了，正如我悄悄地胖。">I ate it quietly, just as I became fat quietly.</trans> <trans data-src="该失望的事从没辜负过我，每次都认认真真的让我失望。">The disappointments never let me down, and each time they really let me down.</trans> <trans data-src="你不能总看那些你没有的，多看看你拥有的。">You can't always look at what you don't have. Look more at what you have.</trans> <trans data-src="算了你把眼睛闭上吧。">Forget it. Close your eyes.</trans> <trans data-src="做好人没希望，做坏人不擅长。">There is no hope to be a good man, but a bad man is not good at it.</trans> <trans data-src="吃完苦中苦，我终于成为了人下人。">After suffering, I finally became a servant.</trans> <trans data-src="请问在三伏天，有什么消暑良方吗？">Is there any good way to relieve the heat in dog days?</trans> <trans data-src="薪尽自然凉。">The salary is naturally cool.</trans> <trans data-src="失恋之后快打起精神，毕竟，还有下一个渣男在等着你。">After lovelorn, cheer up. After all, there is another scum man waiting for you.</trans> <trans data-src="世界上脑残那么多，你却成了佼佼者。">There are so many mental disabilities in the world, but you have become the best.</trans> <trans data-src="窮一點不要緊，要緊的是不只一點。">It doesn't matter to be a little poor, but more than a little.</trans> <trans data-src="一无所有到，没有什么可以放弃时，别忘了你还能放弃治疗。">When there is nothing to give up, don't forget that you can still give up treatment.</trans> <trans data-src="努力加油，每一个困难，都会克服我。">Work hard, every difficulty will overcome me.</trans> <trans data-src="你所有的忧伤，都来自于你的余额。">All your sadness comes from your balance.</trans> <trans data-src="我从你眼里看到了两样东西，一样是真诚，而另一样是眼屎。">I see two things in your eyes, one is sincerity, and the other is eyedropsy.</trans> <trans data-src="根本没有什么高冷的人，人家暖的不是你而已！">There is no cold person at all. It's not you who is warm!</trans> <trans data-src="一路上有你，苦一点也愿意，苦很多免谈。">With you all the way, I am willing to suffer a little, and I will not talk about suffering a lot.</trans> <trans data-src="放假买个地球仪吧，世界那么大你不但可以看看，还可以转转。">Buy a globe on holiday. You can not only see the world but also turn around it.</trans> <trans data-src="有人一笑就很好看，你是一看就挺好笑。">It's funny when someone smiles.</trans> <trans data-src="别人都散发着恋爱的酸臭味，只有我，散发着单身狗独有的清香。">Everyone else has the sour smell of love. Only I have the unique fragrance of a single dog.</trans> <trans data-src="上帝向人间洒满智慧，唯独你打了把伞。">God sprinkles wisdom on the world, but you have an umbrella.</trans> <trans data-src="减肥，你想要坚持，但坚持不想要你。">To lose weight, you want to insist, but insist on not wanting you.</trans> <trans data-src="国庆，你堵在哪呢？">National Day, where are you stuck?</trans> <trans data-src="国庆去哪看风景最好？">Where is the best place to see the scenery on National Day?</trans> <trans data-src="答案是，朋友圈。">The answer is, circle of friends.</trans> <trans data-src="失败不可怕，可怕的是，你还相信这句话。">Failure is not terrible. What is terrible is that you still believe this sentence.</trans> <trans data-src="岁月是把杀猪刀，可是他拿丑的人，一点办法都没有。">Time is a butcher's knife, but he has no way to get ugly people.</trans> <trans data-src="你无法叫醒一个，不回你消息的人，但是红包能。">You can't wake someone who doesn't return your message, but red envelopes can.</trans> <trans data-src="世界上本没有路，走的人多了，老师就开始点名了。">There was no way in the world. When there were more people walking, the teacher began to call the roll.</trans> <trans data-src="38岁以前我穷，但是以后，我会习惯的！">I was poor before I was 38, but I will get used to it later!</trans> <trans data-src="别太自信，你可能信错了人。">Don't be too confident. You may trust the wrong person.</trans> <trans data-src="不是大家拿你开玩笑，而是，你就是玩笑本身！">It's not that people make fun of you, but that you are the joke itself!</trans> <trans data-src="用美颜手机自拍多了，越来越不知道，自己有多丑了。">I have taken more selfies with my beautiful mobile phone, and I don't know how ugly I am.</trans> <trans data-src="我的脑袋不是空的。">My head is not empty.</trans> <trans data-src="我是要大作为的人，只是混沌初开。">I am the person who wants to make great achievements, but the chaos is just beginning.</trans> <trans data-src="工作爱情生活不顺？">Work, love and life are not smooth?</trans> <trans data-src="多照照镜子，很多事情你就明白了。">Look in the mirror and you will understand many things.</trans> <trans data-src="有钱了不起啊？">How great is being rich?</trans> <trans data-src="有钱，真的了不起。">Being rich is really amazing.</trans> <trans data-src="和对象吵架，先不要追究吵架原因，要弄明白他胆子怎么肥了。">When quarreling with an object, don't investigate the cause of the quarrel first, but find out how he is emboldened.</trans> <trans data-src="遇到喜欢的女生要勇敢表白，只有你主动了，才知道她名花有主。">When you meet a girl you like, you should be brave to express your love. Only when you take the initiative, can you know that she has her name.</trans> <trans data-src="月亮代表我的心，坑坑洼洼冷冰冰。">The moon represents my heart, pitted and cold.</trans> <trans data-src="睡觉睡到手抽筋，数钱数到自然醒。">Sleep until your hand cramps, count your money until you wake up naturally.</trans> <trans data-src="早上醒来，我以为自己长大了，原来是被子盖横了～">When I woke up in the morning, I thought I had grown up. It turned out that the quilt was covered</trans> <trans data-src="女生之间的友谊啊，就像塑料花，虽然假但永不凋零。">The friendship between girls is like a plastic flower, which is fake but never withers.</trans> <trans data-src="不尝试问一次，你怎么知道，你不是爸妈避孕失败的结果？">How do you know that you are not the result of your parents' contraceptive failure?</trans> <trans data-src="上帝为什么给你关上一扇门，还不是因为你见不得人。">Why God closes the door for you is not because you are invisible.</trans> <trans data-src="别看我挣的少，但是我省的多，昨天法拉利又省下两百多万。">Although I earn less, I save more. Yesterday Ferrari saved more than two million yuan.</trans> <trans data-src="别以为世界没了你，没什么区别，没了你地球转得更快。">Don't think that the world will turn faster without you.</trans> <trans data-src="不是别人瞧不起你，只是别人瞧不见你。">It's not that others look down on you, but that others can't see you.</trans> <trans data-src="我的社交恐惧症，主要来自于，收入低。">My social phobia mainly comes from low income.</trans> <trans data-src=""></trans> <trans data-src="生活中很多人喜欢小题大作，其实真的没有必要，要想想大题怎么办。">Many people like to make a mountain out of a molehill in life. In fact, it is really unnecessary to think about how to deal with a mountain out of a molehill.</trans> <trans data-src="再也沒有任何事情，比晚睡更快樂了，除了晚起。">Nothing is happier than sleeping late, except getting up late.</trans> <trans data-src="老板说只要我们努力工作，明年他就可以换玛莎拉蒂了。">The boss said that as long as we work hard, he can change Maserati next year.</trans> <trans data-src="扎心？">Heart pricking?</trans> <trans data-src="不存在的！">Does not exist!</trans> <trans data-src="心都没有扎哪里？">Where does the heart not pierce?</trans> <trans data-src="你老是这么抠门，门都被你，抠坏了好几扇。">You are always so stingy. You have broken several doors.</trans> <trans data-src="只要我吃的夠快，体重绝对追不上我！">As long as I eat fast enough, I will never catch up with my weight!</trans> <trans data-src="你给小草一点爱，小草还你一片绿！">You give grass a little love, grass also gives you a green!</trans> <trans data-src="长的美与不美不重要，想的美才是真的美！">It doesn't matter whether you are beautiful or not. The beauty you want is the real beauty!</trans> <trans data-src="对你别有用心的人，毕竟也是用心了。 ">People who have ulterior motives for you, after all, are also intentions.</trans> <trans data-src=""></trans> <trans data-src="没吃饱只有一种烦恼，吃饱了有无数的烦恼。">There is only one kind of worry when you are not full, and there are countless worries when you are full.</trans> <trans data-src="不要总是那么自恋，美女多看了你一眼，只是因为你丑得比较独特。">Don't always be so narcissistic. Beautiful women look at you more because you are so ugly.</trans> <trans data-src="生活磨光你的棱角，是为了让你，滚的更远。">Life polishes your edges and corners to make you roll farther.</trans> <trans data-src="如果你吃了亏，千万不要喝水，不然你会变污的。">If you suffer, don't drink water, or you will become dirty.</trans> <trans data-src="你还是别把我放在心里了，我不喜欢人多的地方。">You'd better not keep me in mind. I don't like places with many people.</trans> <trans data-src="听成绩的时候要用右耳听，因为左耳靠近心脏，可能会猝死。">The right ear should be used when listening to the results, because the left ear is close to the heart, which may lead to sudden death.</trans> <trans data-src="每次想省钱的时候，就是你智商到达顶峰之时！">Every time you want to save money, your IQ will reach its peak!</trans> <trans data-src="每当我勇敢地走出一步，上帝就会及时慷慨地为我，铺好下一步下坡路。">Whenever I take a brave step, God will timely and generously pave the way for me to go downhill.</trans> <trans data-src="爱一个人一定要告诉她，那样你才会知道，她有多讨厌你。">When you love someone, you must tell her so that you can know how much she hates you.</trans> <trans data-src="我交朋友，从不在乎他有没有钱，反正都没有我穷。">When I make friends, I never care whether he has money or not. Anyway, he is not as poor as me.</trans> <trans data-src="好看的皮囊千篇一律，有趣的灵魂两百多斤。">The beautiful leather bags are the same, and the interesting soul weighs more than 200 kg.</trans> <trans data-src="贵不是iPhone的缺陷，穷是你的缺陷。">Gui is not the defect of iPhone, poor is your defect.</trans> <trans data-src="别和我说对不起，因为我既不能原谅你，也无法捅死你。">Don't say sorry to me, because I can neither forgive you nor stab you to death.</trans> <trans data-src="摊煎饼的大妈说，她月入三万，不差你一个鸡蛋。">The aunt who spread pancakes said that she earned thirty thousand yuan a month, and you are not short of an egg.</trans> <trans data-src="骑白马的不一定是王子，也可能会是是唐僧！">The man riding a white horse may not be a prince, but a monk from the Tang Dynasty!</trans> <trans data-src="你是个做事认真的人，认认真真地帮别人，试了所有的错。">You are a serious person. You help others conscientiously and try all the mistakes.</trans> <trans data-src="垃圾还有大爷大妈捡走，你呢？">The garbage is still picked up by my parents. How about you?</trans> <trans data-src="没有人能够让你放弃梦想，你自己试试，就会放弃了。">No one can make you give up your dream. If you try it yourself, you will give up.</trans> <trans data-src="你说自己很丑，我觉得你不仅丑，还净说实话。">You say you are ugly. I think you are not only ugly, but also telling the truth.</trans> <trans data-src="虽然你单身，但是你胖若两人。">Although you are single, you are as fat as two people.</trans> <trans data-src="心比天高，命比纸薄。">Heart is higher than sky, life is thinner than paper.</trans> <trans data-src="能不能对我真心一点？">Can you be sincere to me?</trans> <trans data-src="当然可以！">Certainly.</trans> <trans data-src="我是真心不喜欢你。">I really don't like you.</trans> <trans data-src="当你瘦下来之后，你会发现原来你的丑，跟减肥并没有关系。">When you lose weight, you will find that your ugliness has nothing to do with losing weight.</trans> <trans data-src="也许睡眠，才是人类真正的活动形态，难怪我总是睡不醒。">Maybe sleep is the real form of human activity. No wonder I always can't wake up.</trans> <trans data-src="困难也许会迟到，但绝不缺席。">Difficulties may be late, but never absent.</trans> <trans data-src="心软不是病，回头才致命。">Softness of heart is not a disease. It's fatal when you turn around.</trans> <trans data-src="钱买不来快乐，那一定是，你的钱太少了！">Money can't buy happiness, it must be that your money is too little!</trans> <trans data-src="别觉得身边的人都在针对你，仔细想想其实，整个世界的人都在针对你。">Don't think that everyone around you is targeting you. When you think about it, the whole world is targeting you.</trans> <trans data-src="找对象的时候，不要光看对方外表，得先看看自己外表！">When looking for an object, don't just look at the other person's appearance, but first look at your own appearance!</trans> <trans data-src="如果你花钱都不开心，那么是你花钱方式不对。">If you are not happy with your money, you are spending it in the wrong way.</trans> <trans data-src="吃的苦中苦，才知白辛苦。">Only when you eat bitterly can you know how hard it is.</trans> <trans data-src="曾经我想做个特别的人，现在我成功了，我现在特别难过又无助。">Once I wanted to be a special person, but now I have succeeded. Now I am very sad and helpless.</trans> <trans data-src="想买一辆保时捷卡宴，请问买过的朋友，你们的钱都是从哪里来的！">If you want to buy a Porsche Cayenne, please ask the friends who bought it, where did you get your money!</trans> <trans data-src="人心不足蛇吞象，没有实力别硬上！">People's hearts are weak, so don't be tough without strength!</trans> <trans data-src="别人没回复，继续等，你会等到她的朋友圈。">No reply from others. Keep waiting. You will wait for her circle of friends.</trans> <trans data-src="只要功夫深铁杵磨成针，但真把铁杵磨成针的，绝对是大傻瓜。">As long as the Kung Fu deep iron pestle is ground into a needle, but the person who really grinds the iron pestle into a needle is absolutely a fool.</trans> <trans data-src="Follow your heart，翻译成中文就一个字，怂。">Follow your heart, translate it into Chinese.</trans> <trans data-src="梦想还是要有的，万一见鬼了呢？">Dreams still have to be there, in case of ghosts?</trans> <trans data-src="回首过去，我居然没有，走过一次直路。">Looking back on the past, I didn't go straight once.</trans> <trans data-src="加我回来吧，我给你发我的婚礼请柬。">Come back with me. I'll send you my wedding invitation.</trans> <trans data-src="没人牵手，我就揣兜。">If no one holds hands, I will take the bag.</trans> <trans data-src="胸怀鸿鹄之志，手无缚鸡之力。">With a lofty ambition, you can't bind a chicken with your hands.</trans> <trans data-src="别看别人表面上事事如意，其实他们背地里，也顺风顺水。">Although others seem to be doing well, they are actually doing well behind their backs.</trans> <trans data-src="心是伟大的诗人，而嘴是蹩脚的编辑。">Heart is a great poet, but mouth is a poor editor.</trans> <trans data-src="每次花钱都说钱包在滴血，可殊不知你的钱包，已经失血过多而死了。">Every time you spend money, you say your wallet is dripping blood, but your wallet has lost too much blood and died.</trans> <trans data-src="现实就是，你这个前浪还没开始浪，就已经被拍死在沙滩上了。">The reality is that you have been shot dead on the beach before the front wave started.</trans> <trans data-src="你就两点不行，这也不行，那也不行。">You can't do two points, neither can you do this, nor can you do that.</trans> <trans data-src="不明白你们遇到好事，为什么要掐腿揉眼睛，真醒了怎么办？">I don't understand why you should pinch your legs and rub your eyes when something good happens to you. What if you wake up?</trans> <trans data-src="我的原则，只有三个字，看心情。">My principle, only three words, depends on the mood.</trans> <trans data-src="无论你二或不二，二就在那里，不三不四。">Whether you are two or no two, two is there, no three no four.</trans> <trans data-src="吃土的时候，觉得乞丐都比我幸福。">When I eat dirt, I feel that beggars are happier than me.</trans> <trans data-src="爱迪生千百次寻觅灯丝，就是为让你，当上耐用的电灯泡。">Edison searched for the filament thousands of times to make you a durable light bulb.</trans> <trans data-src="不逼自己一把，你都不知道，什么叫绝望。">If you don't force yourself, you don't know what despair is.</trans> <trans data-src="对于穷人，生活不累的话，那就不叫生活！">For the poor, if life is not tired, it is not called life!</trans> <trans data-src="你人人称道的美丽，里面都有PS的痕迹。">Everyone praises you for your beauty. There are traces of PS.</trans> <trans data-src="只要你每天坚持学习，最终胜利肯定是属于，在考场上发挥好的人。">As long as you keep learning every day, the final victory must belong to the person who plays well in the examination room.</trans> <trans data-src="你要么非常努力，要么非常聪明，才能勉强过上平庸的生活。">You can either work very hard or be very smart to barely live a mediocre life.</trans> <trans data-src="一想到你，我的丑脸，就泛起微笑。">When I think of you, my ugly face smiles.</trans> <trans data-src="机会，永远留给，有胸有颜的人。">Opportunities are always left to those who have the heart and face.</trans> <trans data-src="上帝为你关上一道门的同时，还会顺带夹你的脑子。">When God closes the door for you, he will also pinch your brain.</trans> <trans data-src="你在我心里，就像天上的星星，多一颗少一颗都无所谓。">You are in my heart, just like the stars in the sky.</trans> <trans data-src="我到底是活了16年，还是活了1天，重复了16年？">Did I live for 16 years, or did I live for one day and repeat for 16 years?</trans> <trans data-src="书山有路勤为径，怪你没有富贵命。">Shushan has its own way. It's your fault that you don't have a rich life.</trans> <trans data-src="每天都要有新的期待，这样才能有新的失望。">Every day we should have new expectations, so that we can have new disappointments.</trans> <trans data-src="你要站在别人角度上去思考，总有一天你会发现，你丢失了自己。">If you think from the perspective of others, one day you will find that you have lost yourself.</trans> <trans data-src="长得丑怎么了？">Ugly Why?</trans> <trans data-src="我自己又看不到，恶心的是你们！">I can't see it myself. It's you who are disgusting!</trans> <trans data-src="如果你有什么事，一定要告诉我，反正我也解决不了。">If you have something to tell me, I can't solve it anyway.</trans> <trans data-src="你并非什么事情都不做准备，起码你已经，准备好了要失败的嘛。">You are not unprepared for anything. At least you are ready to fail.</trans> <trans data-src="三分天注定，七分靠打拼，还有90分看脸。">Three minutes is doomed, seven minutes depends on hard work, and 90 minutes depends on face.</trans> <trans data-src="我的眼里只有你，因为你的大脸，让我看不到别人。">I only have eyes for you, because your big face makes me unable to see others.</trans> <trans data-src="在最美的年纪遇见你，我想说，真是倒了血霉了！">I met you at the most beautiful age. I want to say that I was really unlucky!</trans> <trans data-src="化再好的妆，也盖不住你，卸妆后的丑。">No matter how good your makeup is, it can't cover your ugly after removing it.</trans> <trans data-src="你要相信明天，一定会更好的，更好的把你虐成狗。">You must believe that tomorrow will be better and better to turn you into a dog.</trans> <trans data-src="九年义务教育应该开腹语课，毕竟长大后会有太多话，难以启齿。">Nine year compulsory education should open ventriloquism class. After all, there will be too much talk when you grow up.</trans> <trans data-src="长的好看的才能叫吃货，长的不好看的只能叫饭桶。">Those who are good-looking can only be called foodies, while those who are not good-looking can only be called losers.</trans> <trans data-src="你家住海边吗？">Do you live by the sea?</trans> <trans data-src="这么浪。">Such a wave.</trans> <trans data-src="胡思乱想能瘦身的话，我现在可能已经，只剩下灵魂了。">If I can lose weight through my wild imagination, I may have only my soul left now.</trans> <trans data-src="人都需要努力的，努力过后你就会发现，你还真的是很普通。">People need to work hard. After you work hard, you will find that you are really ordinary.</trans> <trans data-src="如果你真的想要做好一件事，全世界都会为你挡路。">If you really want to do something well, the world will stand in your way.</trans> <trans data-src="聽說七月鬼門快開了，你總算不是孤家寡人了。">It's said that the Ghost Gate is about to open in July. You are not alone at all.</trans> <trans data-src="没有解决不了的问题，但是有解决不完的问题。">There are no unsolvable problems, but there are unsolvable problems.</trans> <trans data-src="思想给了我们太多的自由，而我们拖累了思想！">Thought has given us too much freedom, and we are dragging thoughts down!</trans> <trans data-src="不想结婚生子，是我作为穷人的自觉。">I don't want to get married and have children, which is my consciousness as a poor person.</trans> <trans data-src="当你变得足够优秀的时候，你才发现原来她只是，单纯的不喜欢你。">When you become good enough, you realize that she just doesn't like you.</trans> <trans data-src="減肥是一件大事，先讓我吃飽了，再來好好計畫計畫。">Losing weight is a big thing. Let me have enough food first, and then make a good plan.</trans> <trans data-src="我连穷和丑都不怕，还怕单身？">I'm not afraid of being poor or ugly, or of being single?</trans> <trans data-src="人人都想上天堂，却没有人想死。">Everyone wants to go to heaven, but no one wants to die.</trans> <trans data-src="如果你喜欢一个女孩，就好好努力多挣钱，到时候多随点份子钱。">If you like a girl, work hard to earn more money, and then pay more.</trans> <trans data-src="很久不开QQ，登录后才发现，原来只有腾讯新闻在乎你。">After a long time of not opening QQ, I found that only Tencent News cared about you.</trans> <trans data-src="有钱人离我好近，有钱离我好远！">Rich people are close to me, rich people are far away from me!</trans> <trans data-src="早起的鸟儿有虫吃，可惜你是那条虫。">The early bird catches the worm, but you are the worm.</trans> <trans data-src="你要是过得好，我怎么能睡得着。">If you live well, how can I sleep.</trans> <trans data-src="你以为今天是最糟的一天么，明天会让你改变这个看法的。">Do you think today is the worst day? Tomorrow will change your opinion.</trans> <trans data-src="人生没有过不去的坎，只有一坎接一坎。">There is no obstacle in life, only one obstacle after another.</trans> <trans data-src="世界这么大，我想去看看，看看有没有塑料瓶。">The world is so big, I want to see if there are plastic bottles.</trans> <trans data-src="年轻人不要老想着走捷径，父母强才是硬道理。">Young people should not always think about taking shortcuts. Strong parents are the absolute principle.</trans> <trans data-src="你的美别人看不到，你的丑一目了然。">Your beauty is invisible to others, and your ugliness is clear at a glance.</trans> <trans data-src="破罐子不能破摔，得使劲摔！">You can't break a broken jar. You have to break it hard!</trans> <trans data-src="只有多替领导背锅，领导才会把你，当成傻子啊。">Only by carrying the blame for the leader more often will the leader treat you as a fool.</trans> <trans data-src="你的计划，就像零食，吃到肚子里之后就是个屁。">Your plan is like a snack. After eating it, it will be a fart.</trans> <trans data-src="如果全世界都不要你了，你要记得还有我，我也不要你。">If the world doesn't want you, you should remember that I still have you, and I don't want you either.</trans> <trans data-src="有些人出现在你的生活里，是想告诉你，你真好骗啊！">Some people appear in your life to tell you how deceitful you are!</trans> <trans data-src="不要再说自己是一条单身狗，其实，你可能比不上狗…">Don't say you are a single dog. In fact, you may not be as good as a dog</trans> <trans data-src="送你喜欢的女生一支口红吧，至少她亲别人的时候，有你的参与感。">Give your favorite girl a lipstick. At least she has your sense of participation when kissing others.</trans> <trans data-src="别一天到晚想着减肥，你的嘴同意你这样想了吗？">Don't think about losing weight all day long. Does your mouth agree with you?</trans> <trans data-src="蹲下来摸摸自己的影子，对不起，跟着我让你受委屈了。">Squat down and touch your own shadow. I'm sorry, you've been wronged by following me.</trans> <trans data-src="現在矮矬窮不要緊，要相信將來有一天，你會變成矮矬窮老…">It doesn't matter that you are short and poor now. You should believe that one day you will become short and poor</trans> <trans data-src="偶尔还是要出去走一走，才知道躺床上多么舒服。">Occasionally, I still have to go out for a walk to know how comfortable I am in bed.</trans> <trans data-src="你并不是一无所有，你还有病啊。">You don't have nothing. You are still ill.</trans> <trans data-src="我生气的时候你一定要哄我，买吃的给我。">When I am angry, you must coax me and buy me food.</trans> <trans data-src="等老子吃饱了打死你。">I'll kill you when I'm full.</trans> <trans data-src="你爱不爱你的工作，工作都会在那等你，不离不弃。">Do you love your work? The work will wait for you there.</trans> <trans data-src="你以为他给你点赞，是喜欢你？">Do you think he likes you because he likes you?</trans> <trans data-src="只是手滑罢了。">It's just a slip of hand.</trans> <trans data-src="打工钱少就出来创业吧，保证能让你，赔个精光。">Go out and start your own business when you have less money to work for. It is guaranteed that you will lose all your money.</trans> <trans data-src="你要是和自拍长得一样，怎么会没有男朋友。">If you look the same as the selfie, why don't you have a boyfriend.</trans> <trans data-src="别人下班泡妞，你下班泡面。">When others pick up girls after work, you meet them after work.</trans> <trans data-src="如果有一天我消失了，即使我的朋友恋人不会找我，银行也会疯狂找我。">If one day I disappear, even if my friends and lovers will not find me, the bank will also find me crazily.</trans> <trans data-src="你从来不孤独，因为，孤独都不想跟你交朋友。">You are never lonely, because you don't want to make friends with you even when you are lonely.</trans> <trans data-src="就算是咸鱼，你也不是最咸的那条。">Even if it is salted fish, you are not the saltiest one.</trans> <trans data-src="别人都有背景，而我只有背影。">Everyone else has a background, but I only have my back.</trans> <trans data-src="听说你的城市下雨了，不知道你带伞没有，如果带了这雨就白下了。">It's said that it's raining in your city. I don't know if you have an umbrella. If you take this rain, it will be white.</trans> <trans data-src="不要在意现在的低谷，未来还有很长的下坡路要走。">Don't care about the current low. There is still a long way to go in the future.</trans> <trans data-src="学海无涯，回头是岸。">There is no end to learning.</trans> <trans data-src="不要太在乎别人的目光，因为没人会注意你。">Don't care too much about the eyes of others, because no one will pay attention to you.</trans> <trans data-src="你不能因为你胖，就忽略了你的丑。">You can't ignore your ugliness just because you are fat.</trans> <trans data-src="你连世界都没观过，哪来的世界观？">You haven't viewed the world. Where does your world view come from?</trans> <trans data-src="希望无时无刻不在，而你，每时每刻都错过。">Hope is always here, and you miss it every moment.</trans> <trans data-src="哪有什么感同身受的心，全是站着说话不腰疼的嘴。">There is no empathy, it is all standing talking without backache.</trans> <trans data-src="给你的梦想插上翅膀，你也飞不到哪里去。">Give your dreams wings, you can't fly anywhere.</trans> <trans data-src="既已背影倾天下，何必转身乱芳华。">Since you have already swept the world behind you, why turn around and mess around.</trans> <trans data-src="以前我每天都会买彩票，终于有一天，我连彩票都买不起了。">I used to buy lottery tickets every day, but one day, I can't even afford to buy lottery tickets.</trans> <trans data-src="望穿秋水之寒，无论如何也比不了，忘穿秋裤之冷。">The cold of looking through the autumn water can never be compared to the cold of wearing pants.</trans> <trans data-src="存款是负的房子是租的，有辆自行车，还是共享的。">If the deposit is negative, the house is rented, there is a bicycle, and it is shared.</trans> <trans data-src="无论最后我们疏远成什么样，一个红包，就能回到当初。">No matter what kind of alienation we become, a red envelope can return to the original.</trans> <trans data-src="假期定了个Plan，半个暑假结束了只完成了P，因为lan。">I made a plan for the holiday, and only finished P after half the summer vacation because of the lan.</trans> <trans data-src="爱情是把双刃剑，一边把你割得很疼，另一边也把你割得很疼。">Love is a double-edged sword. One side cuts you very hard, and the other side also cuts you very hard.</trans> <trans data-src="马不停的是蹄，你不停的是嘴。">A horse never stops its hooves, and you never stop its mouth.</trans> <trans data-src="看著面善的，不一定是好人，還有可能是詐騙集團。">Those who look good may not be good people, but may be fraud groups.</trans> <trans data-src="每天对着镜子说一句你很棒，不久后，那镜子就会成为很棒的镜子。">Say "You are great" to the mirror every day. Soon, the mirror will become a great mirror.</trans> <trans data-src="如果我的人生是一部电影，那你就是一个弹出来的广告。">If my life is a movie, then you are a pop-up advertisement.</trans> <trans data-src="如果有天发现你一夜暴富了，给自己一巴掌，快醒来别上班迟到了。">If one day you find yourself getting rich overnight, slap yourself. Wake up and don't be late for work.</trans> <trans data-src="你觉得很孤独，没关系，你还有手机。">You feel lonely. It doesn't matter. You still have a mobile phone.</trans> <trans data-src="天涯何處無芳草，全都長在別人家。">Where there is plenty of grass in the horizon, they all grow in other people's homes.</trans> <trans data-src="人丑就要多健身，这样就能在别人说你丑时，你可以揍他。">If you are ugly, you should exercise more, so that you can beat others when they say you are ugly.</trans> <trans data-src="如果时间可以倒流，那一定是，你在做梦。">If time can go back, it must be that you are dreaming.</trans> <trans data-src="天将降大任于斯人也，必先苦其心志劳其筋骨，后来天改主意了。">When heaven was about to place a great responsibility on these people, he had to work hard first, and then heaven changed his mind.</trans> <trans data-src="无论遇到任何事情，在哪里跌倒，就在那多躺一会吧。">No matter what happens, where you fall, just lie down for a while.</trans> <trans data-src="半夜给你留灯的，只有自动售货机。">Only the vending machine has left lights for you in the middle of the night.</trans> <trans data-src="感情是可以磨合的，前提是，看脸。">Emotion can be run in if you look at your face.</trans> <trans data-src="如果你觉得每天都忙成狗，那一定是你的错觉。">If you think you are busy every day, it must be your illusion.</trans> <trans data-src="狗一定没你忙。">Dogs must be less busy than you.</trans> <trans data-src="怕鬼真的太幼稚了，我带你看看人心。">Fear of ghosts is really naive. Let me show you people's hearts.</trans> <trans data-src="别人是金子总会发光的，而你，总会花光的。">Others are always shining gold, and you will spend it.</trans> <trans data-src="如果你的前半生过得很坎坷，也不必太担心，下半生你就会适应的。">If you have a rough life in the first half of your life, don't worry too much. You will adapt in the second half of your life.</trans> <trans data-src="人家谈恋爱，靠长相靠浪漫靠烧钱，而你靠对方眼瞎。">People fall in love by looking romantic and burning money, while you are blind by the other person.</trans> <trans data-src="绝望不在某时某刻，而在每时每刻。">Despair is not in a certain moment, but in every moment.</trans> <trans data-src="其实你也不是一无是处，至少在夏天，你还能喂蚊子。">In fact, you are not useless. At least in summer, you can feed mosquitoes.</trans> <trans data-src="不知道你越过多少峰才成功，反正你逃不过早晚两个高峰。">I don't know how many peaks you can cross before you succeed. Anyway, you can't escape two peaks sooner or later.</trans> <trans data-src="有些人表面光鲜亮丽，实际上，船袜已经滑到了脚底板。">Some people have a shiny surface, but in fact, the boat socks have slipped to the foot plate.</trans> <trans data-src="很多次我都觉得坚持不住了，然后我就放弃了。">Many times I felt I couldn't hold on, and then I gave up.</trans> <trans data-src="黑夜从来不会亏待晚睡的人，它会赐予你黑眼圈，和即将猝死的身体。">The dark night will never mistreat those who sleep late. It will give you dark circles under your eyes and a body that is about to die suddenly.</trans> <trans data-src="好看的皮囊与你无关，有趣的灵魂你又没有。">Good looking bags have nothing to do with you. You don't have interesting souls.</trans> <trans data-src="其实你也有超能力，怎么减都不瘦的能力。">In fact, you also have the ability to lose weight.</trans> <trans data-src="真正努力过的人，就会明白，天赋是有多么重要。">Those who have really worked hard will understand how important talent is.</trans> <trans data-src="不要担心，一切都是最烂的安排。">Don't worry, everything is the worst arrangement.</trans> <trans data-src="今晚吃鱼吧，我看你挺会挑刺的。">Eat fish tonight. I think you are very picky.</trans> <trans data-src="无毒的身躯扛下有毒的疫苗，你是教育我从小就要坚强！">The non-toxic body carries the toxic vaccine. You taught me to be strong when I was young!</trans> <trans data-src="知识给你力量，无知会给你更强大无畏，且无法预测的力量。">Knowledge gives you power, ignorance will give you more powerful, fearless and unpredictable power.</trans> <trans data-src="如果你面前有一大笔钱，和一个万人迷，那么这和你有什么关系呢？">If you have a large amount of money in front of you and a fan, what does it have to do with you?</trans> <trans data-src="别人露腿那叫美，你露腿就想让人怼。">If others show their legs, they are beautiful. If you show your legs, you want to be hated.</trans> <trans data-src="人生和骑自行车不同，就算走下坡路，也不会轻松。">Life is different from riding a bicycle. Even going downhill will not be easy.</trans> <trans data-src="熬夜对身体不好，建议通宵。">Staying up late is bad for your health. It is recommended to stay up all night.</trans> <trans data-src="穷不可怕，可怕的是，最穷的人是我。">It is not terrible to be poor. What is terrible is that I am the poorest person.</trans> <trans data-src="武则天证明了，成功和性别没关系，你证明了成功和你没关系。">Empress Wu has proved that success has nothing to do with gender, and you have proved that success has nothing to do with you.</trans> <trans data-src="你认真的样子，就像天桥上贴膜的。">You look serious, just like the film on the overpass.</trans> <trans data-src="總以為退一步海闊天空，沒想到腳下落空。">I always thought that I would step back, but I didn't expect to fall down.</trans> <trans data-src="好运一定会降临，只是会降临在别人头上。">Good luck will come, but it will come to others.</trans> <trans data-src="跟丑这个缺点比，穷根本不值得一提。">Compared with ugliness, it is not worth mentioning.</trans> <trans data-src="不笑运气差，一笑脸就大！">If you don't smile, you will be lucky!</trans> <trans data-src="别说你一无所长，熬夜玩手机你可是一把好手。">Don't say that you are good at nothing. You are a good hand at staying up late playing mobile phones.</trans> <trans data-src="腦子有病得治，像你多好，沒有腦子。">If you have a brain disease, you can be cured. How good you are! You have no brain.</trans> <trans data-src="悄悄地我吃了，正如我悄悄地胖。">I ate it quietly, just as I became fat quietly.</trans> <trans data-src="该失望的事从没辜负过我，每次都认认真真的让我失望。">The disappointments never let me down, and each time they really let me down.</trans> <trans data-src="你不能总看那些你没有的，多看看你拥有的。">You can't always look at what you don't have. Look more at what you have.</trans> <trans data-src="算了你把眼睛闭上吧。">Forget it. Close your eyes.</trans> <trans data-src="做好人没希望，做坏人不擅长。">There is no hope to be a good man, but a bad man is not good at it.</trans> <trans data-src="吃完苦中苦，我终于成为了人下人。">After suffering, I finally became a servant.</trans> <trans data-src="请问在三伏天，有什么消暑良方吗？">Is there any good way to relieve the heat in dog days?</trans> <trans data-src="薪尽自然凉。">The salary is naturally cool.</trans> <trans data-src="失恋之后快打起精神，毕竟，还有下一个渣男在等着你。">After lovelorn, cheer up. After all, there is another scum man waiting for you.</trans> <trans data-src="世界上脑残那么多，你却成了佼佼者。">There are so many mental disabilities in the world, but you have become the best.</trans> <trans data-src="窮一點不要緊，要緊的是不只一點。">It doesn't matter to be a little poor, but more than a little.</trans> <trans data-src="一无所有到，没有什么可以放弃时，别忘了你还能放弃治疗。">When there is nothing to give up, don't forget that you can still give up treatment.</trans> <trans data-src="努力加油，每一个困难，都会克服我。">Work hard, every difficulty will overcome me.</trans> <trans data-src="你所有的忧伤，都来自于你的余额。">All your sadness comes from your balance.</trans> <trans data-src="我从你眼里看到了两样东西，一样是真诚，而另一样是眼屎。">I see two things in your eyes, one is sincerity, and the other is eyedropsy.</trans> <trans data-src="根本没有什么高冷的人，人家暖的不是你而已！">There is no cold person at all. It's not you who is warm!</trans> <trans data-src="一路上有你，苦一点也愿意，苦很多免谈。">With you all the way, I am willing to suffer a little, and I will not talk about suffering a lot.</trans> <trans data-src="放假买个地球仪吧，世界那么大你不但可以看看，还可以转转。">Buy a globe on holiday. You can not only see the world but also turn around it.</trans> <trans data-src="有人一笑就很好看，你是一看就挺好笑。">It's funny when someone smiles.</trans> <trans data-src="别人都散发着恋爱的酸臭味，只有我，散发着单身狗独有的清香。">Everyone else has the sour smell of love. Only I have the unique fragrance of a single dog.</trans> <trans data-src="上帝向人间洒满智慧，唯独你打了把伞。">God sprinkles wisdom on the world, but you have an umbrella.</trans> <trans data-src="减肥，你想要坚持，但坚持不想要你。">To lose weight, you want to insist, but insist on not wanting you.</trans> <trans data-src="我因为穷，所以国庆在家，躲过了一节。">I was poor, so the National Day at home, to avoid a festival.</trans> <trans data-src="为什么总是天妒英才呢？">Why is God always jealous of talents?</trans> <trans data-src="因为没人管笨蛋活多久。">Because nobody cares how long a fool lives.</trans> <trans data-src="爱真的需要勇气，来接受，一次次的没人爱。">Love really needs courage to accept, no one loves again and again.</trans> <trans data-src="在你最需要帮助的时候，只有鬼才来帮你。">When you need help most, only ghosts will help you.</trans> <trans data-src="我不是诸葛亮，也没有草船，但为何你的贱一直往我这放？">I'm not Zhuge Liang, and I don't have a straw boat, but why do you keep coming to me?</trans> <trans data-src="感谢前行路上击倒我的人，因为，躺着真的好舒服。">Thanks to those who knocked me down on the road ahead, because it's really comfortable to lie down.</trans> <trans data-src="一懒众衫小，薪尽自然凉。">A lazy crowd wears small clothes, and their salary is naturally cool.</trans> <trans data-src="我鼓足勇气去面对现实，却发现勇气，真的只是气而已。">I mustered up courage to face the reality, but found that courage is really just gas.</trans> <trans data-src="一见钟情就是好看，深思熟虑就是没钱。">Love at first sight is beautiful. Deliberation is lack of money.</trans> <trans data-src="蠢也没那么可怕，毕竟水母没有脑子，也活了6亿年。">Stupidity is not so terrible. After all, jellyfish have no brains and have lived for 600 million years.</trans> <trans data-src="本以为牵了小姐姐的手，可以得到她，没想到小姐姐是千手观音。">I thought I could get hold of my little sister by holding her hand, but I didn't expect her to be Thousand Hand Avalokitesvara.</trans> <trans data-src="穷你就努力啊！">Work hard if you are poor!</trans> <trans data-src="不努力折腾，你怎么负债百万。">If you don't work hard, how can you be in debt.</trans> <trans data-src="『毒话』">Poisonous words</trans> <trans data-src="国庆，你堵在哪呢？">National Day, where are you stuck?</trans> <trans data-src="国庆去哪看风景最好？">Where is the best place to see the scenery on National Day?</trans> <trans data-src="答案是，朋友圈。">The answer is, circle of friends.</trans> <trans data-src="这一秒不放弃，下一秒，就更绝望了。">If you don't give up one second, you will be even more desperate next time.</trans> <trans data-src="失败不可怕，可怕的是，你还相信这句话。">Failure is not terrible. What is terrible is that you still believe this sentence.</trans> <trans data-src="岁月是把杀猪刀，可是他拿丑的人，一点办法都没有。">Time is a butcher's knife, but he has no way to get ugly people.</trans> <trans data-src="你无法叫醒一个，不回你消息的人，但是红包能。">You can't wake someone who doesn't return your message, but red envelopes can.</trans> <trans data-src="38岁以前我穷，但是以后，我会习惯的！">I was poor before I was 38, but I will get used to it later!</trans> <trans data-src="别太自信，你可能信错了人。">Don't be too confident. You may trust the wrong person.</trans> <trans data-src="世界上本没有路，走的人多了，老师就开始点名了。">There was no way in the world. When there were more people walking, the teacher began to call the roll.</trans> <trans data-src="不是大家拿你开玩笑，而是，你就是玩笑本身！">It's not that people make fun of you, but that you are the joke itself!</trans> <trans data-src="我的脑袋不是空的。">My head is not empty.</trans> <trans data-src="我是要大作为的人，只是混沌初开。">I am the person who wants to make great achievements, but the chaos is just beginning.</trans> <trans data-src="用美颜手机自拍多了，越来越不知道，自己有多丑了。">I have taken more selfies with my beautiful mobile phone, and I don't know how ugly I am.</trans> <trans data-src="工作爱情生活不顺？">Work, love and life are not smooth?</trans> <trans data-src="多照照镜子，很多事情你就明白了。">Look in the mirror and you will understand many things.</trans> <trans data-src="有钱了不起啊？">How great is being rich?</trans> <trans data-src="有钱，真的了不起。">Being rich is really amazing.</trans> <trans data-src="和对象吵架，先不要追究吵架原因，要弄明白他胆子怎么肥了。">When quarreling with an object, don't investigate the cause of the quarrel first, but find out how he is emboldened.</trans> <trans data-src="遇到喜欢的女生要勇敢表白，只有你主动了，才知道她名花有主。">When you meet a girl you like, you should be brave to express your love. Only when you take the initiative can you know that she has her name.</trans> <trans data-src="月亮代表我的心，坑坑洼洼冷冰冰。">The moon represents my heart, pitted and cold.</trans> <trans data-src="睡觉睡到手抽筋，数钱数到自然醒。">Sleep until your hand cramps, count your money until you wake up naturally.</trans> <trans data-src="不尝试问一次，你怎么知道，你不是爸妈避孕失败的结果？">How do you know that you are not the result of your parents' contraceptive failure?</trans> <trans data-src="早上醒来，我以为自己长大了，原来是被子盖横了～">When I woke up in the morning, I thought I had grown up. It turned out that the quilt was covered</trans> <trans data-src="女生之间的友谊啊，就像塑料花，虽然假但永不凋零。">The friendship between girls is like a plastic flower, which is fake but never withers.</trans> <trans data-src="别看我挣的少，但是我省的多，昨天法拉利又省下两百多万。">Although I earn less, I save more. Yesterday Ferrari saved more than two million yuan.</trans> <trans data-src="别以为世界没了你，没什么区别，没了你地球转得更快。">Don't think that the world will turn faster without you.</trans> <trans data-src="上帝为什么给你关上一扇门，还不是因为你见不得人。">Why God closes the door for you is not because you are invisible.</trans> <trans data-src="不是别人瞧不起你，只是别人瞧不见你。">It's not that others look down on you, but that others can't see you.</trans> <trans data-src="生活中很多人喜欢小题大作，其实真的没有必要，要想想大题怎么办。">Many people like to make a mountain out of a molehill in life. In fact, it is really unnecessary to think about how to deal with a mountain out of a molehill.</trans> <trans data-src="我的社交恐惧症，主要来自于，收入低。">My social phobia mainly comes from low income.</trans> <trans data-src=""></trans> <trans data-src="再也沒有任何事情，比晚睡更快樂了，除了晚起。">Nothing is happier than sleeping late, except getting up late.</trans> <trans data-src="老板说只要我们努力工作，明年他就可以换玛莎拉蒂了。">The boss said that as long as we work hard, he can change Maserati next year.</trans> <trans data-src="扎心？">Heart pricking?</trans> <trans data-src="不存在的！">Does not exist!</trans> <trans data-src="心都没有扎哪里？">Where does the heart not pierce?</trans> <trans data-src="你给小草一点爱，小草还你一片绿！">You give grass a little love, grass also gives you a green!</trans> <trans data-src="只要我吃的夠快，体重绝对追不上我！">As long as I eat fast enough, I will never catch up with my weight!</trans> <trans data-src="你老是这么抠门，门都被你，抠坏了好几扇。">You are always so stingy. You have broken several doors.</trans> <trans data-src="长的美与不美不重要，想的美才是真的美！">It doesn't matter whether you are beautiful or not. The beauty you want is the real beauty!</trans> <trans data-src="对你别有用心的人，毕竟也是用心了。 ">People who have ulterior motives for you, after all, are also intentions.</trans> <trans data-src=""></trans> <trans data-src="没吃饱只有一种烦恼，吃饱了有无数的烦恼。">There is only one kind of worry when you are not full, and there are countless worries when you are full.</trans> <trans data-src="如果你吃了亏，千万不要喝水，不然你会变污的。">If you suffer, don't drink water, or you will become dirty.</trans> <trans data-src="生活磨光你的棱角，是为了让你，滚的更远。">Life polishes your edges and corners to make you roll farther.</trans> <trans data-src="不要总是那么自恋，美女多看了你一眼，只是因为你丑得比较独特。">Don't always be so narcissistic. Beautiful women look at you more because you are so ugly.</trans> <trans data-src="每次想省钱的时候，就是你智商到达顶峰之时！">Every time you want to save money, your IQ will reach its peak!</trans> <trans data-src="听成绩的时候要用右耳听，因为左耳靠近心脏，可能会猝死。">The right ear should be used when listening to the results, because the left ear is close to the heart, which may lead to sudden death.</trans> <trans data-src="你还是别把我放在心里了，我不喜欢人多的地方。">You'd better not keep me in mind. I don't like places with many people.</trans> <trans data-src="每当我勇敢地走出一步，上帝就会及时慷慨地为我，铺好下一步下坡路。">Whenever I take a brave step, God will timely and generously pave the way for me to go downhill.</trans> <trans data-src="爱一个人一定要告诉她，那样你才会知道，她有多讨厌你。">When you love someone, you must tell her so that you can know how much she hates you.</trans> <trans data-src="我交朋友，从不在乎他有没有钱，反正都没有我穷。">When I make friends, I never care whether he has money or not. Anyway, he is not as poor as me.</trans> <trans data-src="别和我说对不起，因为我既不能原谅你，也无法捅死你。">Don't say sorry to me, because I can neither forgive you nor stab you to death.</trans> <trans data-src="好看的皮囊千篇一律，有趣的灵魂两百多斤。">The beautiful leather bags are the same, and the interesting soul weighs more than 200 kg.</trans> <trans data-src="贵不是iPhone的缺陷，穷是你的缺陷。">Gui is not the defect of iPhone, poor is your defect.</trans> <trans data-src="骑白马的不一定是王子，也可能会是是唐僧！">The man riding a white horse may not be a prince, but a monk from the Tang Dynasty!</trans> <trans data-src="摊煎饼的大妈说，她月入三万，不差你一个鸡蛋。">The aunt who spread pancakes said that she earned thirty thousand yuan a month, and you are not short of an egg.</trans> <trans data-src="你是个做事认真的人，认认真真地帮别人，试了所有的错。">You are a serious person. You help others conscientiously and try all the mistakes.</trans> <trans data-src="没有人能够让你放弃梦想，你自己试试，就会放弃了。">No one can make you give up your dream. If you try it yourself, you will give up.</trans> <trans data-src="你说自己很丑，我觉得你不仅丑，还净说实话。">You say you are ugly. I think you are not only ugly, but also telling the truth.</trans> <trans data-src="垃圾还有大爷大妈捡走，你呢？">The garbage is still picked up by my parents. How about you?</trans> <trans data-src="心比天高，命比纸薄。">Heart is higher than sky, life is thinner than paper.</trans> <trans data-src="能不能对我真心一点？">Can you be sincere to me?</trans> <trans data-src="当然可以！">Certainly.</trans> <trans data-src="我是真心不喜欢你。">I really don't like you.</trans> <trans data-src="虽然你单身，但是你胖若两人。">Although you are single, you are as fat as two people.</trans> <trans data-src="也许睡眠，才是人类真正的活动形态，难怪我总是睡不醒。">Maybe sleep is the real form of human activity. No wonder I always can't wake up.</trans> <trans data-src="困难也许会迟到，但绝不缺席。">Difficulties may be late, but never absent.</trans> <trans data-src="当你瘦下来之后，你会发现原来你的丑，跟减肥并没有关系。">When you lose weight, you will find that your ugliness has nothing to do with losing weight.</trans> <trans data-src="心软不是病，回头才致命。">Softness of heart is not a disease. It's fatal when you turn around.</trans> <trans data-src="别觉得身边的人都在针对你，仔细想想其实，整个世界的人都在针对你。">Don't think that everyone around you is targeting you. When you think about it, the whole world is targeting you.</trans> <trans data-src="钱买不来快乐，那一定是，你的钱太少了！">Money can't buy happiness, it must be that your money is too little!</trans> <trans data-src="吃的苦中苦，才知白辛苦。">Only when you eat bitterly can you know how hard it is.</trans> <trans data-src="如果你花钱都不开心，那么是你花钱方式不对。">If you are not happy with your money, you are spending it in the wrong way.</trans> <trans data-src="找对象的时候，不要光看对方外表，得先看看自己外表！">When looking for an object, don't just look at the other person's appearance, but first look at your own appearance!</trans> <trans data-src="想买一辆保时捷卡宴，请问买过的朋友，你们的钱都是从哪里来的！">If you want to buy a Porsche Cayenne, please ask the friends who bought it, where did you get your money from!</trans> <trans data-src="曾经我想做个特别的人，现在我成功了，我现在特别难过又无助。">Once I wanted to be a special person, but now I have succeeded. Now I am very sad and helpless.</trans> <trans data-src="人心不足蛇吞象，没有实力别硬上！">People's hearts are weak, so don't be tough without strength!</trans> <trans data-src="别人没回复，继续等，你会等到她的朋友圈。">No reply from others. Keep waiting. You will wait for her circle of friends.</trans> <trans data-src="只要功夫深铁杵磨成针，但真把铁杵磨成针的，绝对是大傻瓜。">As long as the Kung Fu deep iron pestle is ground into a needle, but the person who really grinds the iron pestle into a needle is absolutely a fool.</trans> <trans data-src="Follow your heart，翻译成中文就一个字，怂。">Follow your heart, translate it into Chinese.</trans> <trans data-src="梦想还是要有的，万一见鬼了呢？">Dreams still have to be there, in case of ghosts?</trans> <trans data-src="加我回来吧，我给你发我的婚礼请柬。">Come back with me. I'll send you my wedding invitation.</trans> <trans data-src="回首过去，我居然没有，走过一次直路。">Looking back on the past, I didn't go straight once.</trans> <trans data-src="胸怀鸿鹄之志，手无缚鸡之力。">With a lofty ambition, you can't bind a chicken with your hands.</trans> <trans data-src="别看别人表面上事事如意，其实他们背地里，也顺风顺水。">Although others seem to be doing well, they are actually doing well behind their backs.</trans> <trans data-src="没人牵手，我就揣兜。">If no one holds hands, I will take the bag.</trans> <trans data-src="现实就是，你这个前浪还没开始浪，就已经被拍死在沙滩上了。">The reality is that you have been shot dead on the beach before the front wave started.</trans> <trans data-src="心是伟大的诗人，而嘴是蹩脚的编辑。">Heart is a great poet, but mouth is a poor editor.</trans> <trans data-src="每次花钱都说钱包在滴血，可殊不知你的钱包，已经失血过多而死了。">Every time you spend money, you say your wallet is dripping blood, but your wallet has lost too much blood and died.</trans> <trans data-src="我的原则，只有三个字，看心情。">My principle, only three words, depends on the mood.</trans> <trans data-src="你就两点不行，这也不行，那也不行。">You can't do two points, neither can you do this, nor can you do that.</trans> <trans data-src="不明白你们遇到好事，为什么要掐腿揉眼睛，真醒了怎么办？">I don't understand why you should pinch your legs and rub your eyes when something good happens to you. What if you wake up?</trans> <trans data-src="吃土的时候，觉得乞丐都比我幸福。">When I eat dirt, I feel that beggars are happier than me.</trans> <trans data-src="爱迪生千百次寻觅灯丝，就是为让你，当上耐用的电灯泡。">Edison searched for the filament thousands of times to make you a durable light bulb.</trans> <trans data-src="无论你二或不二，二就在那里，不三不四。">Whether you are two or no two, two is there, no three no four.</trans> <trans data-src="你人人称道的美丽，里面都有PS的痕迹。">Everyone praises you for your beauty. There are traces of PS.</trans> <trans data-src="不逼自己一把，你都不知道，什么叫绝望。">If you don't force yourself, you don't know what despair is.</trans> <trans data-src="对于穷人，生活不累的话，那就不叫生活！">For the poor, if life is not tired, it is not called life!</trans> <trans data-src="你要么非常努力，要么非常聪明，才能勉强过上平庸的生活。">You can either work very hard or be very smart to barely live a mediocre life.</trans> <trans data-src="只要你每天坚持学习，最终胜利肯定是属于，在考场上发挥好的人。">As long as you keep learning every day, the final victory must belong to the person who plays well in the examination room.</trans> <trans data-src="一想到你，我的丑脸，就泛起微笑。">When I think of you, my ugly face smiles.</trans> <trans data-src="你在我心里，就像天上的星星，多一颗少一颗都无所谓。">You are in my heart, just like the stars in the sky.</trans> <trans data-src="上帝为你关上一道门的同时，还会顺带夹你的脑子。">When God closes the door for you, he will also pinch your brain.</trans> <trans data-src="机会，永远留给，有胸有颜的人。">Opportunities are always left to those who have the heart and face.</trans> <trans data-src="书山有路勤为径，怪你没有富贵命。">Shushan has its own way. It's your fault that you don't have a rich life.</trans> <trans data-src="我到底是活了16年，还是活了1天，重复了16年？">Did I live for 16 years, or did I live for one day and repeat for 16 years?</trans> <trans data-src="每天都要有新的期待，这样才能有新的失望。">Every day we should have new expectations, so that we can have new disappointments.</trans> <trans data-src="如果你有什么事，一定要告诉我，反正我也解决不了。">If you have something to tell me, I can't solve it anyway.</trans> <trans data-src="长得丑怎么了？">Ugly Why?</trans> <trans data-src="我自己又看不到，恶心的是你们！">I can't see it myself. It's you who are disgusting!</trans> <trans data-src="你要站在别人角度上去思考，总有一天你会发现，你丢失了自己。">If you think from the perspective of others, one day you will find that you have lost yourself.</trans> <trans data-src="三分天注定，七分靠打拼，还有90分看脸。">Three minutes is doomed, seven minutes depends on hard work, and 90 minutes depends on face.</trans> <trans data-src="你并非什么事情都不做准备，起码你已经，准备好了要失败的嘛。">You are not unprepared for anything. At least you are ready to fail.</trans> <trans data-src="我的眼里只有你，因为你的大脸，让我看不到别人。">I only have eyes for you, because your big face makes me unable to see others.</trans> <trans data-src="在最美的年纪遇见你，我想说，真是倒了血霉了！">I met you at the most beautiful age. I want to say that I was really unlucky!</trans> <trans data-src="你要相信明天，一定会更好的，更好的把你虐成狗。">You must believe that tomorrow will be better and better to turn you into a dog.</trans> <trans data-src="化再好的妆，也盖不住你，卸妆后的丑。">No matter how good your makeup is, it can't cover your ugly after removing it.</trans> <trans data-src="你家住海边吗？">Do you live by the sea?</trans> <trans data-src="这么浪。">Such a wave.</trans> <trans data-src="九年义务教育应该开腹语课，毕竟长大后会有太多话，难以启齿。">Nine year compulsory education should open ventriloquism class. After all, there will be too much talk when you grow up.</trans> <trans data-src="长的好看的才能叫吃货，长的不好看的只能叫饭桶。">Those who are good-looking can only be called foodies, while those who are not good-looking can only be called losers.</trans> <trans data-src="胡思乱想能瘦身的话，我现在可能已经，只剩下灵魂了。">If I can lose weight through my wild imagination, I may have only my soul left now.</trans> <trans data-src="人都需要努力的，努力过后你就会发现，你还真的是很普通。">People need to work hard. After you work hard, you will find that you are really ordinary.</trans> <trans data-src="如果你真的想要做好一件事，全世界都会为你挡路。">If you really want to do something well, the world will stand in your way.</trans> <trans data-src="聽說七月鬼門快開了，你總算不是孤家寡人了。">It's said that the Ghost Gate is about to open in July. You are not alone at all.</trans> <trans data-src="思想给了我们太多的自由，而我们拖累了思想！">Thought has given us too much freedom, and we are dragging thoughts down!</trans> <trans data-src="没有解决不了的问题，但是有解决不完的问题。">There are no unsolvable problems, but there are unsolvable problems.</trans> <trans data-src="減肥是一件大事，先讓我吃飽了，再來好好計畫計畫。">Losing weight is a big thing. Let me have enough food first, and then make a good plan.</trans> <trans data-src="不想结婚生子，是我作为穷人的自觉。">I don't want to get married and have children, which is my consciousness as a poor person.</trans> <trans data-src="当你变得足够优秀的时候，你才发现原来她只是，单纯的不喜欢你。">When you become good enough, you realize that she just doesn't like you.</trans> <trans data-src="我连穷和丑都不怕，还怕单身？">I'm not afraid of being poor or ugly, or of being single?</trans> <trans data-src="人人都想上天堂，却没有人想死。">Everyone wants to go to heaven, but no one wants to die.</trans> <trans data-src="如果你喜欢一个女孩，就好好努力多挣钱，到时候多随点份子钱。">If you like a girl, work hard to earn more money, and then pay more.</trans> <trans data-src="早起的鸟儿有虫吃，可惜你是那条虫。">The early bird catches the worm, but you are the worm.</trans> <trans data-src="有钱人离我好近，有钱离我好远！">Rich people are close to me, rich people are far away from me!</trans> <trans data-src="很久不开QQ，登录后才发现，原来只有腾讯新闻在乎你。">After a long time of not opening QQ, I found that only Tencent News cared about you.</trans> <trans data-src="你要是过得好，我怎么能睡得着。">If you live well, how can I sleep.</trans> <trans data-src="人生没有过不去的坎，只有一坎接一坎。">There is no obstacle in life, only one obstacle after another.</trans> <trans data-src="你以为今天是最糟的一天么，明天会让你改变这个看法的。">Do you think today is the worst day? Tomorrow will change your opinion.</trans> <trans data-src="年轻人不要老想着走捷径，父母强才是硬道理。">Young people should not always think about taking shortcuts. Strong parents are the absolute principle.</trans> <trans data-src="你的美别人看不到，你的丑一目了然。">Your beauty is invisible to others, and your ugliness is clear at a glance.</trans> <trans data-src="世界这么大，我想去看看，看看有没有塑料瓶。">The world is so big, I want to see if there are plastic bottles.</trans> <trans data-src="你的计划，就像零食，吃到肚子里之后就是个屁。">Your plan is like a snack. After eating it, it will be a fart.</trans> <trans data-src="只有多替领导背锅，领导才会把你，当成傻子啊。">Only by carrying the blame for the leader more often will the leader treat you as a fool.</trans> <trans data-src="破罐子不能破摔，得使劲摔！">You can't break a broken jar. You have to break it hard!</trans> <trans data-src="有些人出现在你的生活里，是想告诉你，你真好骗啊！">Some people appear in your life to tell you how deceitful you are!</trans> <trans data-src="不要再说自己是一条单身狗，其实，你可能比不上狗…">Don't say you are a single dog. In fact, you may not be as good as a dog</trans> <trans data-src="如果全世界都不要你了，你要记得还有我，我也不要你。">If the world doesn't want you, you should remember that I still have you, and I don't want you either.</trans> <trans data-src="蹲下来摸摸自己的影子，对不起，跟着我让你受委屈了。">Squat down and touch your own shadow. I'm sorry, you've been wronged by following me.</trans> <trans data-src="别一天到晚想着减肥，你的嘴同意你这样想了吗？">Don't think about losing weight all day long. Does your mouth agree with you?</trans> <trans data-src="送你喜欢的女生一支口红吧，至少她亲别人的时候，有你的参与感。">Give your favorite girl a lipstick. At least she has your sense of participation when kissing others.</trans> <trans data-src="偶尔还是要出去走一走，才知道躺床上多么舒服。">Occasionally, I still have to go out for a walk to know how comfortable I am in bed.</trans> <trans data-src="現在矮矬窮不要緊，要相信將來有一天，你會變成矮矬窮老…">It doesn't matter that you are short and poor now. You should believe that one day you will become short and poor</trans> <trans data-src="你并不是一无所有，你还有病啊。">You don't have nothing. You are still ill.</trans> <trans data-src="你以为他给你点赞，是喜欢你？">Do you think he likes you because he likes you?</trans> <trans data-src="只是手滑罢了。">It's just a slip of hand.</trans> <trans data-src="你爱不爱你的工作，工作都会在那等你，不离不弃。">Do you love your work? The work will wait for you there.</trans> <trans data-src="我生气的时候你一定要哄我，买吃的给我。">When I am angry, you must coax me and buy me food.</trans> <trans data-src="等老子吃饱了打死你。">I'll kill you when I'm full.</trans> <trans data-src="别人下班泡妞，你下班泡面。">When others pick up girls after work, you meet them after work.</trans> <trans data-src="你要是和自拍长得一样，怎么会没有男朋友。">If you look the same as the selfie, why don't you have a boyfriend.</trans> <trans data-src="打工钱少就出来创业吧，保证能让你，赔个精光。">Go out and start your own business when you have less money to work for. It is guaranteed that you will lose all your money.</trans> <trans data-src="如果有一天我消失了，即使我的朋友恋人不会找我，银行也会疯狂找我。">If one day I disappear, even if my friends and lovers will not find me, the bank will also find me crazily.</trans> <trans data-src="就算是咸鱼，你也不是最咸的那条。">Even if it is salted fish, you are not the saltiest one.</trans> <trans data-src="你从来不孤独，因为，孤独都不想跟你交朋友。">You are never lonely, because you don't want to make friends with you even when you are lonely.</trans> <trans data-src="别人都有背景，而我只有背影。">Everyone else has a background, but I only have my back.</trans> <trans data-src="听说你的城市下雨了，不知道你带伞没有，如果带了这雨就白下了。">It's said that it's raining in your city. I don't know if you have an umbrella. If you take this rain, it will be white.</trans> <trans data-src="不要在意现在的低谷，未来还有很长的下坡路要走。">Don't care about the current low. There is still a long way to go in the future.</trans> <trans data-src="不要太在乎别人的目光，因为没人会注意你。">Don't care too much about the eyes of others, because no one will pay attention to you.</trans> <trans data-src="你不能因为你胖，就忽略了你的丑。">You can't ignore your ugliness just because you are fat.</trans> <trans data-src="学海无涯，回头是岸。">There is no end to learning.</trans> <trans data-src="哪有什么感同身受的心，全是站着说话不腰疼的嘴。">There is no empathy, it is all standing talking without backache.</trans> <trans data-src="你连世界都没观过，哪来的世界观？">You haven't viewed the world. Where does your world view come from?</trans> <trans data-src="希望无时无刻不在，而你，每时每刻都错过。">Hope is always here, and you miss it every moment.</trans> <trans data-src="以前我每天都会买彩票，终于有一天，我连彩票都买不起了。">I used to buy lottery tickets every day, but one day, I can't even afford to buy lottery tickets.</trans> <trans data-src="既已背影倾天下，何必转身乱芳华。">Since you have already swept the world behind you, why turn around and mess around.</trans> <trans data-src="给你的梦想插上翅膀，你也飞不到哪里去。">Give your dreams wings, you can't fly anywhere.</trans> <trans data-src="望穿秋水之寒，无论如何也比不了，忘穿秋裤之冷。">The cold of looking through the autumn water can never be compared to the cold of wearing pants.</trans> <trans data-src="无论最后我们疏远成什么样，一个红包，就能回到当初。">No matter what kind of alienation we become, a red envelope can return to the original.</trans> <trans data-src="存款是负的房子是租的，有辆自行车，还是共享的。">If the deposit is negative, the house is rented, there is a bicycle, and it is shared.</trans> <trans data-src="假期定了个Plan，半个暑假结束了只完成了P，因为lan。">I made a plan for the holiday, and only finished P after half the summer vacation because of the lan.</trans> <trans data-src="马不停的是蹄，你不停的是嘴。">A horse never stops its hooves, and you never stop its mouth.</trans> <trans data-src="爱情是把双刃剑，一边把你割得很疼，另一边也把你割得很疼。">Love is a double-edged sword. One side cuts you very hard, and the other side also cuts you very hard.</trans> <trans data-src="如果我的人生是一部电影，那你就是一个弹出来的广告。">If my life is a movie, then you are a pop-up advertisement.</trans> <trans data-src="看著面善的，不一定是好人，還有可能是詐騙集團。">Those who look good may not be good people, but may be fraud groups.</trans> <trans data-src="每天对着镜子说一句你很棒，不久后，那镜子就会成为很棒的镜子。">Say "You are great" to the mirror every day. Soon, the mirror will become a great mirror.</trans> <trans data-src="你觉得很孤独，没关系，你还有手机。">You feel lonely. It doesn't matter. You still have a mobile phone.</trans> <trans data-src="如果有天发现你一夜暴富了，给自己一巴掌，快醒来别上班迟到了。">If one day you find yourself getting rich overnight, slap yourself. Wake up and don't be late for work.</trans> <trans data-src="天涯何處無芳草，全都長在別人家。">Where there is plenty of grass in the horizon, they all grow in other people's homes.</trans> <trans data-src="天将降大任于斯人也，必先苦其心志劳其筋骨，后来天改主意了。">When heaven was about to place a great responsibility on these people, he had to work hard first, and then heaven changed his mind.</trans> <trans data-src="人丑就要多健身，这样就能在别人说你丑时，你可以揍他。">If you are ugly, you should exercise more, so that you can beat others when they say you are ugly.</trans> <trans data-src="如果时间可以倒流，那一定是，你在做梦。">If time can go back, it must be that you are dreaming.</trans> <trans data-src="感情是可以磨合的，前提是，看脸。">Emotion can be run in if you look at your face.</trans> <trans data-src="半夜给你留灯的，只有自动售货机。">Only the vending machine has left lights for you in the middle of the night.</trans> <trans data-src="无论遇到任何事情，在哪里跌倒，就在那多躺一会吧。">No matter what happens, where you fall, just lie down for a while.</trans> <trans data-src="如果你觉得每天都忙成狗，那一定是你的错觉。">If you think you are busy every day, it must be your illusion.</trans> <trans data-src="狗一定没你忙。">Dogs must be less busy than you.</trans> <trans data-src="怕鬼真的太幼稚了，我带你看看人心。">Fear of ghosts is really naive. Let me show you people's hearts.</trans> <trans data-src="别人是金子总会发光的，而你，总会花光的。">Others are always shining gold, and you will spend it.</trans> <trans data-src="如果你的前半生过得很坎坷，也不必太担心，下半生你就会适应的。">If you have a rough life in the first half of your life, don't worry too much. You will adapt in the second half of your life.</trans> <trans data-src="人家谈恋爱，靠长相靠浪漫靠烧钱，而你靠对方眼瞎。">People fall in love by looking romantic and burning money, while you are blind by the other person.</trans> <trans data-src="绝望不在某时某刻，而在每时每刻。">Despair is not in a certain moment, but in every moment.</trans> <trans data-src="有些人表面光鲜亮丽，实际上，船袜已经滑到了脚底板。">Some people have a shiny surface, but in fact, the boat socks have slipped to the foot plate.</trans> <trans data-src="不知道你越过多少峰才成功，反正你逃不过早晚两个高峰。">I don't know how many peaks you can cross before you succeed. Anyway, you can't escape two peaks sooner or later.</trans> <trans data-src="其实你也不是一无是处，至少在夏天，你还能喂蚊子。">In fact, you are not useless. At least in summer, you can feed mosquitoes.</trans> <trans data-src="黑夜从来不会亏待晚睡的人，它会赐予你黑眼圈，和即将猝死的身体。">The dark night will never mistreat those who sleep late. It will give you dark circles under your eyes and a body that is about to die suddenly.</trans> <trans data-src="好看的皮囊与你无关，有趣的灵魂你又没有。">Good looking bags have nothing to do with you. You don't have interesting souls.</trans> <trans data-src="很多次我都觉得坚持不住了，然后我就放弃了。">Many times I felt I couldn't hold on, and then I gave up.</trans> <trans data-src="其实你也有超能力，怎么减都不瘦的能力。">In fact, you also have the ability to lose weight.</trans> <trans data-src="真正努力过的人，就会明白，天赋是有多么重要。">Those who have really worked hard will understand how important talent is.</trans> <trans data-src="不要担心，一切都是最烂的安排。">Don't worry, everything is the worst arrangement.</trans> <trans data-src="今晚吃鱼吧，我看你挺会挑刺的。">Eat fish tonight. I think you are very picky.</trans> <trans data-src="无毒的身躯扛下有毒的疫苗，你是教育我从小就要坚强！">The non-toxic body carries the toxic vaccine. You taught me to be strong when I was young!</trans> <trans data-src="知识给你力量，无知会给你更强大无畏，且无法预测的力量。">Knowledge gives you power, ignorance will give you more powerful, fearless and unpredictable power.</trans> <trans data-src="别人露腿那叫美，你露腿就想让人怼。">If others show their legs, they are beautiful. If you show your legs, you want to be hated.</trans> <trans data-src="如果你面前有一大笔钱，和一个万人迷，那么这和你有什么关系呢？">If you have a large amount of money in front of you and a fan, what does it have to do with you?</trans> <trans data-src="人生和骑自行车不同，就算走下坡路，也不会轻松。">Life is different from riding a bicycle. Even going downhill will not be easy.</trans> <trans data-src="穷不可怕，可怕的是，最穷的人是我。">It is not terrible to be poor. What is terrible is that I am the poorest person.</trans> <trans data-src="熬夜对身体不好，建议通宵。">Staying up late is bad for your health. It is recommended to stay up all night.</trans> <trans data-src="武则天证明了，成功和性别没关系，你证明了成功和你没关系。">Empress Wu has proved that success has nothing to do with gender, and you have proved that success has nothing to do with you.</trans> <trans data-src="總以為退一步海闊天空，沒想到腳下落空。">I always thought that I would step back, but I didn't expect to fall down.</trans> <trans data-src="好运一定会降临，只是会降临在别人头上。">Good luck will come, but it will come to others.</trans> <trans data-src="你认真的样子，就像天桥上贴膜的。">You look serious, just like the film on the overpass.</trans> <trans data-src="不笑运气差，一笑脸就大！">If you don't smile, you will be lucky!</trans> <trans data-src="跟丑这个缺点比，穷根本不值得一提。">Compared with ugliness, it is not worth mentioning.</trans> <trans data-src="别说你一无所长，熬夜玩手机你可是一把好手。">Don't say that you are good at nothing. You are a good hand at staying up late playing mobile phones.</trans> <trans data-src="该失望的事从没辜负过我，每次都认认真真的让我失望。">The disappointments never let me down, and each time they really let me down.</trans> <trans data-src="悄悄地我吃了，正如我悄悄地胖。">I ate it quietly, just as I became fat quietly.</trans> <trans data-src="腦子有病得治，像你多好，沒有腦子。">If you have a brain disease, you can be cured. How good you are! You have no brain.</trans> <trans data-src="吃完苦中苦，我终于成为了人下人。">After suffering, I finally became a servant.</trans> <trans data-src="你不能总看那些你没有的，多看看你拥有的。">You can't always look at what you don't have. Look more at what you have.</trans> <trans data-src="算了你把眼睛闭上吧。">Forget it. Close your eyes.</trans> <trans data-src="做好人没希望，做坏人不擅长。">There is no hope to be a good man, but a bad man is not good at it.</trans> <trans data-src="请问在三伏天，有什么消暑良方吗？">Is there any good way to relieve the heat in dog days?</trans> <trans data-src="薪尽自然凉。">The salary is naturally cool.</trans> <trans data-src="失恋之后快打起精神，毕竟，还有下一个渣男在等着你。">After lovelorn, cheer up. After all, there is another scum man waiting for you.</trans> <trans data-src="世界上脑残那么多，你却成了佼佼者。">There are so many mental disabilities in the world, but you have become the best.</trans> <trans data-src="窮一點不要緊，要緊的是不只一點。">It doesn't matter to be a little poor, but more than a little.</trans> <trans data-src="努力加油，每一个困难，都会克服我。">Work hard, every difficulty will overcome me.</trans> <trans data-src="一无所有到，没有什么可以放弃时，别忘了你还能放弃治疗。">When there is nothing to give up, don't forget that you can still give up treatment.</trans> <trans data-src="我从你眼里看到了两样东西，一样是真诚，而另一样是眼屎。">I see two things in your eyes, one is sincerity, and the other is eyedropsy.</trans> <trans data-src="你所有的忧伤，都来自于你的余额。">All your sadness comes from your balance.</trans> <trans data-src="根本没有什么高冷的人，人家暖的不是你而已！">There is no cold person at all. It's not you who is warm!</trans> <trans data-src="一路上有你，苦一点也愿意，苦很多免谈。">With you all the way, I am willing to suffer a little, and I will not talk about suffering a lot.</trans> <trans data-src="放假买个地球仪吧，世界那么大你不但可以看看，还可以转转。">Buy a globe on holiday. You can not only see the world but also turn around it.</trans> <trans data-src="有人一笑就很好看，你是一看就挺好笑。">It's funny when someone smiles.</trans>