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If I have something that you don't like, please overcome it yourself.

College students, you should know that learning is not necessarily rewarding, but you can certainly receive goods by cutting hands.

When the history exam comes, I will rewrite the history!

You can rely on your face, but you rely on your talent. This is the difference between you and Mingming.

Do you think today is the worst day? Tomorrow will change your opinion.

I heard that you are not as good as me, so I'm relieved.

Commitment is like farting. It was earth shattering at that time, and then it became powerless.

Some young people create their own image of high-end income through high-end consumption.

Time is a butcher's knife, but he has no way to get ugly people.

Don't be afraid of myopia, because in front of you, there is nothing but failure.

Although I earn less, I save more. Yesterday Ferrari saved more than two million yuan.

I can't afford to eat in big hotels.

You will never know which of your friends will become the next WeChat business.

Although you learn slowly, you give up quickly.

Gui is not the defect of iPhone, poor is your defect.

If you think you are busy every day, it must be your illusion. Dogs must be less busy than you.

Life is not only about the present, but also about the poems that can't be read and the distance that can't be reached.

I'm not afraid to become a person I hate. I'm afraid I can't live up to them.

Welcome the God of Wealth on the fifth day of the first month. It's all about the rich. Go to bed.

I can't solve anything that can be solved with money.

Of course, money can't buy you happiness, but money will make you happy.

No matter how good your makeup is, it can't cover your ugly after removing it.

When looking for an object, don't just look at the other person's appearance, but first look at your own appearance!

It is said that a tired dog is not as tired as you.

Do you think rich people are happy? Their happiness is beyond your imagination.

Every time I see you wearing silk stockings, I have an unspeakable feeling that carrots are wrapped in plastic wrap.

Playing mahjong is three times short of one, and fighting landlords is two times short of one. Why do I still need one when I'm in love?

As long as the hoe is wielded well, no corner cannot be dug down.

Rich people get married, but poor people can only eat dirt.

He tried to cheer up, but accidentally killed him.

It is nothing but good.

Although you have never been abroad, you are jet lagged every day.

Only after hard work can we know that the gap in IQ is insurmountable.

There is only one kind of worry when you are not full, and there are countless worries when you are full.

I am good at shorting A-shares. As soon as I buy them, they will fall immediately.

You are never lonely, because you don't want to make friends with you even when you are lonely.

You must persist in doing anything, and you will always see the day of failure.

Some exams rely on strength, others rely on vision, and Nima, I rely on imagination!

You used to be my sun, my whole world, and now you are just a ball.

The most beautiful words in the world are not that I love you, but that your tumor is benign!

The worst is never just today, but also your future.

The way you try to talk to him is like a shopping guide in the mall.

When leaders are in a meeting, we should keep quiet. It's impolite to disturb others to sleep.

You still have to have dreams. Otherwise, when you drink too much, what do you talk to people about?

Don't think that everyone around you is targeting you. When you think about it, the whole world is targeting you.

It doesn't matter to be a little poor, but more than a little.

Some things or people can't be solved with money. You have to have a lot of money.

Snow White explained that no matter how nice the seven little losers are to her, they can't be as good as a kiss from Gao Fushuai.

It's true that geomancy turns, but you are on the axis, which is very embarrassing.

If you want to buy a Porsche Cayenne, please ask the friends who bought it, where did you get your money!

Always repeating, especially mistakes!

I thought I could get hold of my little sister by holding her hand, but I didn't expect her to be Thousand Hand Avalokitesvara.

Edison searched for the filament thousands of times to make you a durable light bulb.

It's funny when someone smiles.

Give your dreams wings, you can't fly anywhere.

Do you know the difference between investment and speculation? One is Mandarin, the other is Cantonese.

When the history exam comes, I will rewrite the history!

Brain is a great thing. I hope you have it.

Your father must work very hard to make you look effortless.

A girl who likes to laugh is not too unlucky, but can a girl who is unlucky still laugh?

The idea of eating is that you should eat more if it tastes good, and you should eat more if it doesn't taste good.

Mass blessings and single digit red envelopes are soulless.

You must laugh, or you won't know how many crow's feet you have.

Don't say you have nothing, you still have a debt.

He tried to cheer up, but accidentally killed him.

When others tell you that they are busy, it is TA who needs to leave time for more important people.

You have to work hard to live, because only by working hard can you know that you really can't do it.

I thought we could go to the end together. Who knows, you will take a taxi after two steps.

Your sister is a good girl and has shared a lot for your mother.

The salted fish turns over to get a thorough sun. You turn over because your hands are numb.

You are never lonely, because you don't want to make friends with you even when you are lonely.

Heart pricking? Does not exist! Where does the heart not pierce?

Winter is good. When we are poor, there is a northwest wind.

Time is a butcher's knife, but he has no way to get ugly people.

When quarreling with an object, don't investigate the cause of the quarrel first, but find out how he is emboldened.

Gui is not the defect of iPhone, poor is your defect.

The Spring Festival holiday is coming to an end. It's time to take heart and prepare for the May Day holiday.

It is not because we see hope that we persist, but because we persist that we know there is no hope.

Many times you don't force yourself, you don't know, you still have the ability to mess things up!

Sister, you take the bow, brother, I walk on the shore. 99% of this sentence is sung.

If you are destined to meet thousands of miles away, you can also save money if you are not.

People who have ulterior motives for you, after all, are also intentions.

You must dare to love and hate to find your love and hate. Others really don't care.

When you meet a girl you like, you should be brave to express your love. Only when you take the initiative can you know that she has her name.

I thought I could get hold of my little sister by holding her hand, but I didn't expect her to be Thousand Hand Avalokitesvara.

If you have a rough life in the first half of your life, don't worry too much. You will adapt in the second half of your life.

Every day we should have new expectations, so that we can have new disappointments.

The rich man's DINK is DINK, and the poor man's DINK is called having no children.

When encountering difficulties, let it go for a while. The next day, I can't remember it again.

What about hair loss? You should eat healthily and keep a good attitude, so you can accept this fact.

Where is the best place to see the scenery on National Day? The answer is, circle of friends.

A girl's introduction: a hooligan in thought, a good girl in life. However, it gives me the feeling that I am ugly and lively.

It is said that men become worse when they have money. I have been a good man for more than 30 years!

It's all right after dropping my mobile phone so many times. I think my height saved it.

People ask if you are in love? As long as there is no such thing now, it can cover up the fact that there was no such thing in the past.

I met my classmates in primary school yesterday. Unexpectedly, he did such a bad job. He only put a dollar into my bowl.

Today's young people want to sleep at all times except when they don't want to sleep.

Is money really that important to you? I've been talking for more than three hours, and I haven't lowered a penny.

I never think about when I can succeed. Since I have chosen to be far away, it is still far away.

It doesn't matter that you are short and poor now. You should believe that one day you will become short and poor

When we meet the elder, it's not that we don't want to call him, but that we don't know what to call him.

Don't say that you are good at nothing. You are a good hand at staying up late playing mobile phones.

Suddenly, I found that the first thing to get up is to touch the phone, and the last thing to put down the phone before going to bed.

You can't buy happiness with money, because you have no money at all.

I have gone from nothing to penniless.

In the morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and comforted myself that there was nothing wrong. There was something uglier than me.

The world is so big, I want to see if there are plastic bottles.

Because of his introverted personality, he has been unable to do such things as rushing to pay the bill.

Don't do today's work. If you die tomorrow, you can do it.

I used to buy lottery tickets every day, but one day, I can't even afford to buy lottery tickets.

When you lose motivation to work, look at your bank card balance. Then you will find that work is useless.

A girl asked me to borrow money for cosmetic surgery, which was very successful. I didn't recognize who asked me to borrow the money again.

Although those rich people look beautiful on the surface, in fact, they are more beautiful in private.

Everyone wants to go to heaven, but no one wants to die.

I think lovelorn is not terrible, blind is terrible.

Don't bow your head and your cuckold will fall off. Don't cry and Lao Wang will laugh.

Everyone else's girlfriend will be angry, but your girlfriend is still inflating.

Although others seem to have been plain sailing, they are actually plain sailing behind their backs.

Good luck will come, but it will come to others.

A real warrior dares to face the balance on the bank card and the number on the scale.

My future is a dream. What's more, I still have insomnia at the moment.

If you like a girl, you should study hard to find a good job and earn a lot of money. When she gets married, you should pay more.

If you don't give up one second, you will be even more desperate next time.

I wish to win a common heart, so as not to make old blind dates.

Don't be afraid of myopia, because in front of you, there is nothing but failure.

Don't get up if you hit the ground. You will still be hit to the ground anyway!

When a hero is angry, he is a beauty. When a beauty is angry, he has to spend money.

Thank those who knocked you down, because you will find it really comfortable to lie down.

When I was young, I thought money was everything, but now I know it when I am old.

If you fall, then find a comfortable position to lie down.

Failure is the mother of success, but I have failed so many times that I don't know who my mother is.

Why is God always jealous of talents? Because nobody cares how long a fool lives.

Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately, it killed all the students in the end.

When you see others on their way to success, ask yourself if you don't want to be a stumbling block on their way to success?

Don't care too much about the eyes of others, because no one will pay attention to you.

When there is no money, it is a curse to hear others say that they wish you a long life.

When life is too heavy for you to breathe, you must straighten your waist so that you will not look ugly when you are crushed to death.

My head is not empty. I am the person who wants to make great achievements, but the chaos is just beginning.

Most of the time, it is not work that consumes energy, but the people we meet at work.

The Spring Festival holiday is coming to an end. It's time to take heart and prepare for the May Day holiday.

If you think there are flies around you, you may be a piece of shit.

No one cares how high you fly, but there are a group of people waiting to see how bad you fall.

No one can make you give up losing weight. If you think about it yourself, you will give up.

If you are infatuated with a person, you must not be worthy of him!

Learning makes people happy; not learning makes people happier.

I don't want to read, mainly because no one feeds cattle, pigs or sheep at home.

Life begins to put pickled peppers on my chicken paws!

Some exams rely on strength, others rely on vision, and Nima, I rely on imagination!

I tried to disappear, but no one asked.

When I was young, I didn't like eating, so I am short now. Now love to eat leads to fat and short.

Like a person is not hidden, even hidden in the wardrobe, or her husband will be found.

I'd rather not talk and look like a fool than open my mouth to prove that I am.

I finally got used to my appearance, cut my hair and changed my ugly way.

Why quarrel? Can't you sit down calmly and slap each other?

How many more tomorrow and tomorrow! Since there are so many, we might as well delay.

Everything today is just a passing thing. You will be useless from tomorrow.

God didn't give me any great responsibility, so it still hurts my mind and bones.

When happiness knocks on the door, I'm afraid I'm not at home, so I've always been homestead.

Don't say you are a single dog. A dog can have three wives and four concubines.

Don't talk about being cheated. People at your age are customers.

I had schizophrenia, but now we have recovered.

If we don't owe each other, how can we meet again.

When I was young, I didn't like eating, so I am short now. Now love to eat leads to fat and short.

No one laughs at your dreams, they just laugh at your strength.

Welcome the God of Wealth on the fifth day of the first month. It's all about the rich. Go to bed.

When you need help most, only ghosts will help you.

The world is so big, I feel so unlucky to know you.

People who can afford to eat bird's nest have good skin.

Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately, it killed all the students in the end.

I have reached the legal age for marriage. When I went to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get the certificate, did my wife bring it or wait for them to send it?

I really want to sell my house and travel around the world, but the landlord doesn't agree.

Since childhood, I like to stand on my own, for example, relying on my own skill list.

Everyone else has a background, but I only have my back.

There is no cold person at all. It's not you who is warm!

Why quarrel? Can't you sit down calmly and slap each other?

Some people are beautiful, some people are ugly, and you are so ugly.

The early bird catches the worm, but you are the worm.

Even if it is Belive, there is a lie hidden in the middle.

I only have eyes for you, because your big face makes me unable to see others.

Who said I can't play musical instruments? How nice of me to back off!

Everyone else has a background, but I only have my back.

Please cherish those who have hurt you. After all, others are too lazy to hurt you.

How can we meet a storm without experiencing wind and rain.

Even if the heavy rain overturns the whole city, the company will still count you late.

It is said that falling in love will affect learning. Does learning not affect falling in love?

You are my little apple, I hate you! I mean I really want to cut you.

There are more than eight or nine bad things in life.

I used to know nothing except reading, but now I know everything except reading.

God has closed a door for you, and will add anti-theft locks and large bolts to it.

Come on, boys! As long as you work hard, your boss will succeed.

As long as I eat fast enough, I will never catch up with my weight!

Despair is not in a certain moment, but in every moment.

After a long time of not opening QQ, I found that only Tencent News cared about you.

I think there must be many people who love me secretly, because no one has spoken to me for so many years!

Fools are blessed with fools, but silly B doesn't.

Most of the time, it is not work that consumes energy, but the people we meet at work.

The world is so big, I want to see if there are plastic bottles.

Winter is good. When we are poor, there is a northwest wind.

No matter how good your makeup is, it can't cover your ugly after removing it.

Live a good life. Every day will bring a new blow.

These days, some people live by their faces, while others live by their shamelessness.

What do you want to take away from your alma mater? What I want to take away from my alma mater is my tuition.

You are not so insecure, because no money is the safest.

Before doing the question, think about the intention of the question maker. I think he wants me dead.

Give your favorite girl a lipstick. At least she has your sense of participation when kissing others.

Although those rich people look beautiful on the surface, they are actually more beautiful in private.

If you don't play with your mobile phone for a day, you won't die. Your life is still alive, but your soul is lost!

If it can't be amazing, then it's so ugly!

I don't know which link has gone wrong. Is there a middleman who makes a difference?

If you have a rough life in the first half of your life, don't worry too much. You will adapt in the second half of your life.

When you know where you are going, the whole world is blocking you up.

You are not incompetent, you just have no right to choose.

It is too noisy to wake up during the day and too quiet to sleep at night.

Since you have already swept the world behind you, why turn around and mess around.

The only fair thing in the world is that we will all die.

It doesn't matter if you fail in the college entrance examination. There will be more failures waiting for you in the future.

As the saying goes, a man who has no foresight must be rich.

He dreamed of walking around with his sword, but cancelled the original plan because he was too fat.

Making girls cry is a terrible thing, and making boys cry is an explosive thing.

Where are you stuck on National Day?

What good habits have you adhered to in order to become beautiful? Insist on beauty.

Although life is rough, I never yield to fate! I usually bend my knees directly, Orz.

In fact, life ends after a certain node, and everyone is just waiting for the eggs.

The most brilliant smile in my life is probably dedicated to my mobile phone screen.

It is also a betrayal of oneself. Some people become eldest sisters and some become young ladies.

Don't bow your head and your cuckold will fall off. Don't cry and Lao Wang will laugh.

Others use brand-name bags, while you can only use facial expression bags.

There is no wife in the wife cake, and there is no cotton in the marshmallow, so there is no money in the wallet.

Compared with ugliness, it is not worth mentioning.

Only age and fat can get something for nothing.

Last year, we set a target deposit of 30000 yuan, but this year, we still need 50000 yuan.

I don't know whether it is the love of others that is too easy or my own words are too hard.

My principle, only three words, depends on the mood.

There is less friendship and more reciprocity.

If you don't force yourself, you don't know what despair is.

You are not so insecure, because no money is the safest.

When you meet a girl you like, you should be brave to express your love. Only when you take the initiative, can you know that she has her name.

Early to bed and early to rise is good for health, but late to bed and late to rise is really good for mood.

Far away, in addition to the unknown, there is despair.

For ugly people, it is cruel to look closely.

You went home early these two days. Recently, you stole many pigs. I'm afraid you will have an accident.

Although those rich people look beautiful on the surface, they are actually more beautiful in private.

Why are people called human beings? Because people are tired when they are alive.

My friend said he would lend you 20 yuan. After borrowing the money, I learned that some people will live forever.

Those who look good may not be good people, but may be fraud groups.

The ugly duckling can become a swan, not because he works hard, but because his parents are swans.

All stories will have an end, only life with you.

The most brilliant smile in my life is probably dedicated to my mobile phone screen.

To lose weight, you want to insist, but insist on not wanting you.

It's said that since you got neurotic, the whole person has become more energetic.

Don't care what others think of you. If you care, others will not look up to you.

As long as the Kung Fu deep iron pestle is ground into a needle, but the person who really grinds the iron pestle into a needle is absolutely a fool.

Try to understand the people you hate, and you will find that the more you look at them, the more annoying they are.

What can you do to lower your dignity? Copy homework.

I used to go to school to make money, but now I work to make money.

The leader said that hard work will lead to faster maturity, so now I look older than them.

The world is so big, I feel so unlucky to know you.

May you have wine, meat and girls in the future. Girls are ugly.

Everything is going up, that is, people are becoming more and more cheap.

For you, removing makeup is also called money laundering.

When you think you can't do it, just walk on the street, so you are a pedestrian.

Don't ask me what to do if I fail. Say as if you have succeeded.

This life is so hard. Don't fight too hard. The next life will be even harder.

You can't have both fish and bear's paw, but you can be single and poor!

This life is so hard. Don't fight too hard. The next life will be even harder.

What is powerful is not how many backstage you have, but how many backstage you can become!

Many times I felt I couldn't hold on, and then I gave up.

What I have thought about is illusion, but I have no future if I do it seriously.

The three steps of encountering difficulties, face it and deal with it, and abandon it.

Don't care too much about the eyes of others, because no one will pay attention to you.

To be fully prepared is to avoid opportunities when they come.

Nothing lasts forever, but you can.

You should be careful during the Spring Festival. After all, you have to kill pigs during the Spring Festival.

I ate it quietly, just as I became fat quietly.

Birds of a feather flock together to get poor points, and the rich get married eventually.

You say you are ugly. I think you are not only ugly, but also telling the truth.

There are so many mental disabilities in the world, but you have become the best.

Do you want to thin into a lightning bolt? The average width of lightning bolt is five meters.

Every time you want to save money, your IQ will reach its peak!

If friends come from afar, they will be punished.

It's not that people make fun of you, but that you are the joke itself!

If you think from the perspective of others, one day you will find that you have lost yourself.

Like a person is not hidden, even hidden in the wardrobe, or her husband will be found.

I don't want to read, mainly because no one feeds cattle, pigs or sheep at home.

Death is not terrible, but the fear is that you can no longer live.

Without you, the world will not turn. It will only turn faster and faster. After all, it is much lighter.

Poetry and the distance are getting dirtier and dirtier, and dreams are becoming more and more silly!

Time will save you enough disappointment and tell you not to thank you.

Please believe me, every word I say is nonsense!

Three minutes is doomed, seven minutes depends on hard work, and 90 minutes depends on face.

How old can you accept love? As long as they are good-looking, they can last for five thousand years.

Although you look tired when you move bricks, you look really handsome when you pay.

Who said money can't buy time? The network administrator will continue for another two hours.

No one laughs at your dreams, they just laugh at your strength.

Nine out of ten things are unhappy in life, and the remaining twelve out of ten are extremely unhappy.

If eating fish can boost your brain, you should eat at least one whale.

Difficulties are like springs. If you are weak, they will be strong. If you are strong, they will be stronger.

The most romantic thing I can think of is watching you grow old alone.

Every woman is looking for a man, and finally finds that the most manly man is herself.

Single hair loss and no money, running into the elderly.

People who used to think that they depended on relationships must be very incompetent. After contacting them, they found that they were better than me in everything.

The exam is so easy, where there is no exam!

It's OK to scold you at ordinary times. I have to wait until I hit you to know that I am both civil and martial.

Doing the political examination paper is the time I lied most in my life.

I was poor, so the National Day at home, to avoid a festival.

If I can lose weight through my wild imagination, I may have only my soul left now.

You give grass a little love, grass also gives you a green!

You are not choosing to be difficult, you are just poor.

As the saying goes, a man who has no foresight must be rich.

What good habits have you adhered to in order to become beautiful? Insist on beauty.

Congratulations on another day. You won a prize. Another day.

I mustered up courage to face the reality, but found that courage is really just gas.

Don't say you are a single dog. In fact, you may not be as good as a dog

Don't think the world has abandoned you. The world has no time to answer you!

If you look the same as the selfie, why don't you have a boyfriend.

Don't bow to fate easily, because when you bow, you will see fat.

Young and young leave home and return home, and learn a lot of Sao dialect.

Although you have never been abroad, you are jet lagged every day.

I changed her from a girl to a woman, and she changed me from a boy to a poor man.

If others show their legs, they are beautiful. If you show your legs, you want to be hated.

People ask if you are in love? Just say no now. We can cover up the fact that we didn't have in the past.

Don't want to fall in love is false, no one is true.

Ask what money is in the world. It's just a matter of life and death.

After lovelorn, cheer up. After all, there is another scum man waiting for you.

You are just a sugar cane man. It's sweet at the beginning, but it's full of slag in the back.

Where are you stuck on National Day?

When I eat dirt, I feel that beggars are happier than me.

An iron pestle can be ground into a needle, but a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. It's no use trying harder if the materials are wrong.

As long as you choose the right direction in life, you will succeed easily. Let's congratulate you on the easy way.

It's good of you to leave. Otherwise, I always worry that you will stay for dinner.

Thank those who knocked you down, because you will find it really comfortable to lie down.

No matter what happens, where you fall, just lie down for a while.

My social phobia mainly comes from low income.

The most devastating thing in the exam is to see a question, vaguely remember the teacher said, but clearly remember that I did not listen.

We work very hard to live like ordinary people.

You can't break a broken jar. You have to break it hard!

If you are ugly, you should study more so that you can have money for cosmetic surgery.

Don't say that others are mentally ill. The premise of brain disease is that you must have a brain.

Thank those who knocked you down, because you will find it really comfortable to lie down.

The loss of traditional culture is serious. Ancient women can make poems right, but modern women can only make mistakes if they fail.

Sleep more if you want to be beautiful, and feel beautiful when you are sleepy.

Love is a light, green to your panic.

The rich get married, but the poor witness it.

If you don't get crazy, you will get old faster.

Women pretend to be in love by pretending to be in high tide, while men pretend to be in love by pretending to be in high tide.

When you see others on their way to success, ask yourself if you don't want to be a stumbling block on their way to success?

You work so hard every day and endure so much loneliness and pain. But I haven't seen how excellent you are!

If time can go back, it must be that you are dreaming.

You can find a good job if you have the right resume, and you don't need to find a job if you have the right baby.

Suddenly, I found that the first thing to get up is to touch the phone, and the last thing to put down the phone before going to bed.

There are two kinds of people who are the dumbest in the world, one is you, the other is like you.

Although you are ugly, you think beautiful.

No matter what happens, where you fall, just lie down for a while.

No one laughs at your dreams, they just laugh at your strength.

If life betrays you, hope is to sell by catty. After all, you are fat.

Everyone likes to be with you to show their good looks.

People should have dreams, even if it is salted fish, they should also make the saltiest one.

Your father must work very hard to make you look effortless.

There is no end to learning.

You are in my heart, just like the stars in the sky.

Heart is a great poet, but mouth is a poor editor.

Thin people can wear clothes out of stories, fat people can only wear accidents.

Put wings on your dream. Although it may not fly far, it must fall heavily.

Most people lie for the first time in life, starting from writing a composition.

The early bird catches the worm, but you are the worm.

I am typing..., which has given me hope and disappointment.

I used to live on my face, but I almost starved to death before giving up.

Your sister is a good girl and has shared a lot for your mother.

Staying up late is bad for your health. It is recommended to stay up all night.

I want to go to the movies with my boyfriend. Is there anything interesting?

If people decide to abandon themselves, they will live happily.

Believe if you believe, or not, and return the whole WeChat.

For you, removing makeup is also called money laundering.

Others don't know whether you are good or not. Others can only see that you are short, fat and poor.

Why quarrel? Can't you sit down calmly and slap each other?

Nostalgia is a small ticket. I am here and the scalper is there.

Although you can no longer grow tall, you can continue to gain weight.

It's said that since you got neurotic, the whole person has become more energetic.

Those social elites who are admired by everyone are not as good as you think. But it must be much better than you.

Every woman is looking for a man, and finally finds that the most manly man is herself.

If you lend money to your friend, he will surely remember you when he is short of money next time.

At least in the summer, you are half as rich as you can be.

There is no hope to be a good man, but a bad man is not good at it.

Don't be depressed anymore, kid. You should be as lively and cheerful as a psychopath.

Intermittent complacency, continuous mixed eating and death.

It doesn't matter if you fail in the college entrance examination. There will be more failures waiting for you in the future.

Try to make friends with the students around you, so that you can spend less money.

I want to live in your heart, only to find that it is a community with many neighbors.

If life deceives you, don't worry - take out your beauty camera to cheat life.

Don't say that you are good at nothing. You are a good hand at staying up late playing mobile phones.

The person who gives you a thumbs up may not be praising you, but may be aiming at you with a gun.

You are not choosing to be difficult, you are just poor.

The cold of looking through the autumn water can never be compared to the cold of wearing pants.

Your life is the same as your hairline. It retreats very fast.

Some things or people can't be solved with money. You have to have a lot of money.

Life is either this or that. In short, it is not what you think.

From a distance, I saw the long hair fluttering. When I came closer, I saw the old monster in the crouching groove.

When a hero is angry, he is a beauty. When a beauty is angry, he has to spend money.

Although I don't care about you at ordinary times, in fact, I secretly expect you to have an accident every day!

No one looks down on you, because no one looks at you at all.

Is it a long time no see, or, turn a blind eye.

Last year, we set a target deposit of 30000 yuan, but this year, we still need 50000 yuan.

Don't care what others think of you. If you care, others will not look up to you.

If you live well, how can I sleep.

Some things still need to be persisted, such as sleeping, especially when the alarm clock rings.

When I was a child, I was most afraid of dreaming that I would find the toilet. The most terrible thing is that I found the toilet without waking up.

The boss who talks about money with you is a good man. He who talks about ideals with you doesn't want to give you money!

Everyone wants to go to heaven, but no one wants to die.

In fact, destiny doesn't like to joke with you. It really wants to kill you.

If you can't get rich overnight, you can do it for two nights, and I can do it for three nights.

Adults are not picky eaters. They will say that I am allergic to this.

The best time to show love is at noon, because there will be retribution sooner or later.

Five hundred times of looking back in the previous life, but in exchange for the sentence of this life, hooligan.

The present era, not belongs to the post-00s, but belongs to the thick skinned!

There is a lot of rain these two days. If it rains, remember to take an umbrella, or your head will get water easily.

My head is not empty. I am the person who wants to make great achievements, but the chaos is just beginning.

Although I don't care about you at ordinary times, in fact, I secretly expect you to have an accident every day!

When you lose motivation to work, look at your bank card balance. Then you will find that work is useless.

After working hard for so long, if there is any talent, there should be some signs of success.

Why are people called human beings? Because people are tired when they are alive.

Many times I felt I couldn't hold on, and then I gave up.

The life span of mobile phones is 1/20 of that of human beings. Please put aside the chores around you and accompany it well!

The three steps of encountering difficulties, face it and deal with it, and abandon it.

Every time a righteous person kills a dog, he is a scholar.

God closes a security door for you, and also conveniently puts a titanium alloy lock on you.

Although I can't go on a trip, I have a physique of being fat.

What are you kicking me for?

What is terrible is not that others fool you today, but that they forget you.

What can you do to lower your dignity? Copy homework.

Work hard, every difficulty will overcome me.

Living expenses are like big aunts. They come once a month and disappear in a few days.

Give your dreams wings, you can't fly anywhere.

Do you know why God is jealous of talents? Because nobody cares how long the fool lives.

Why do you want to sleep at school? Because school is where dreams begin.

The broadest in the world is the sea, the sky is wider than the sea, and the examination scope is wider than the sky.

With a lofty ambition, you can't bind a chicken with your hands.

Please don't call me a homestead girl, please call me Madame Curie.

With a lofty ambition, you can't bind a chicken with your hands.

Every time I see you wearing silk stockings, I have an unspeakable feeling that carrots are wrapped in plastic wrap.

Pay attention to details and start from small things, because you can't do big things at all.

There must be pure friendship between men and women. Every girl I know says she can only be friends with me at most.

It is not shameful to sell one's soul and principles. It is shameful to fail to sell at a good price.

I thought we could go to the end together. Who knows, you will take a taxi after two steps.

Brother listened to my advice, and the game can be played again without it, and the daughter-in-law can play all the time without it.

It's better to have a high vision when looking for a partner. You have to find an excuse because no one likes you.

God didn't give me any great responsibility, so it still hurts my mind and bones.

Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first or I hang up first.

April Fool's Day is just a chance for liars to tell the truth.

The operation is as fierce as a tiger, and the salary is twenty-five thousand.

When doing things, you must consider others' feelings and never make them too happy.

How old can you accept love? As long as they are good-looking, they can last for five thousand years.

Don't be afraid of myopia, because in front of you, there is nothing but failure.

There is no impassable ridge in life, only impassable ridge.

When you see others on their way to success, ask yourself if you don't want to be a stumbling block on their way to success?

I looked for her thousands of times. When I looked back, that person still ignored me.

I don't know what happiness is when I am in happiness? It's just that I am getting fat and becoming a pig. I still think my figure is OK.

I was poor before I was 38, but I will get used to it later!

You think that the prodigal son will not change his money when he returns. In fact, the prodigal son may just go ashore slowly.

We should help when we have difficulties. If we have no difficulties, we should help when we create difficulties.

Life is not only the immediate pressure, but also the disaster behind it.

You can't have both fish and bear's paw, but you can be single and poor!

You think you are a worm that can turn into a butterfly, but you are just a maggot.

The salted fish turns over to get a thorough sun. You turn over because your hands are numb.

The purpose of putting mirrors in the school building is to let you know that people who are ugly should read more.

Once I wanted to be a special person, but now I have succeeded. Now I am very sad and helpless.

You can't do two points, neither can you do this, nor can you do that.

Everything in the world can be done in a hurry, except for math problems.

Failure is also a part of success. Where you fall, you are corrupting others.

Don't worry, as long as you keep going downhill, you will never be at the lowest point of life.

As long as the Kung Fu deep iron pestle is ground into a needle, but the person who really grinds the iron pestle into a needle is absolutely a fool.

If you suffer, don't drink water, or you will become dirty.

There are two tragedies in life, one is not getting what you want, the other is getting what you don't want.

If others show their legs, they are beautiful. If you show your legs, you want to be hated.

People of the older generation often tell us to eat more bitterness when we are young, so that we can get used to it when we are old!

Dreams still have to be there, in case of ghosts?

I dreamed that I was taking a test, and then I woke up and found that I was really taking a test.

Pay attention to details and start from small things, because you can't do big things at all.

Face hardships bravely. Those who can't kill you can only leave you disabled.

I used to be poor but happy. Now it is different from the past, not only poor but also unhappy.

No matter what happens, where you fall, just lie down for a while.

Soul chicken soup is a small dish for people who are used to eating abalone, shark's fin and belly. Does the loser think that drinking a bowl of chicken soup will improve nutrition in an all-round way?

No matter how good your makeup is, it can't cover your ugly after removing it.

Believe if you believe, or not, and return the whole WeChat.

Even if you fail 99 times, you should try again to round up an integer.

Mass blessings and single digit red envelopes are soulless.

I used to be so young, but now I'm so young.

Yesterday a thief came to my house to steal money. We searched together all night.

In one's life, three days are destined to rely on hard work for seven points, and the rest 90 points depend on parents.

They say that my sister is beautiful, but in fact she is made up.

Soul chicken soup is a small dish for people who are used to eating abalone, shark's fin and belly. Does the loser think that drinking a bowl of chicken soup will improve nutrition in an all-round way?

It's just money. It seems that no one lacks it.

Although I earn less, I save more. Yesterday Ferrari saved more than two million yuan.

If I can lose weight through my wild imagination, I may have only my soul left now.

The rich can choose to keep a low profile, while you can only keep a low profile.

Can money buy happiness? No, money itself is happiness!

Brain is a great thing. I hope you have it.

After living for so many years, I have never understood one thing. Why did the hook hang?

In fact, you are not ugly, but you are not obviously beautiful.

As long as it is a stone, it will not shine anywhere.

You want to be rich? Just think about it.

You haven't viewed the world. Where does your world view come from?

In fact, you also have the ability to lose weight.

Only by carrying the blame for the leader more often will the leader treat you as a fool.

Age is not a problem, height is not a distance, who likes you without money?

I have a friend who stopped complaining and began to work hard. After several years, he still looks like a bird.

One of the symptoms of mental collapse is to believe that your work is very important.

If you don't leave, I will die.

I changed her from a girl to a woman, and she changed me from a boy to a poor man.

Don't always feel lonely. Look at the circle of fat on your belly. Haven't you never left?

Opportunities are always left to those who have the heart and face.

Fear of ghosts is really naive. Let me show you people's hearts.

I saved dandruff for a year just to give you snow.

Fat people don't starve to death. Hungry people are also fat people.

One of the symptoms of mental collapse is to believe that your work is very important.

What is terrible is not that others fool you today, but that they forget you.

I always figure out a lot of things in the early morning and forget everything after dawn.

The so-called growth is to hear the four words of rough seas, and can no longer associate with the sea.

An angel will love you for me, so I will love others.

It is better to be uniform in beauty than different in ugliness.

They say that my sister is beautiful, but in fact she is made up.

People who are better than you are still working hard. What's the use of your efforts?

If people decide to abandon themselves, they will live happily.

When a relative asked me about my grades, I asked him about his year-end bonus.

Try to make friends with the students around you, so that you can spend less money.

You give grass a little love, grass also gives you a green!

Others care about whether you fly high or tired, but I only care about whether your wings are delicious?

I hate people who flatter me most in my life. When I am with them, it seems that I am not a man.

Without you, the world will not turn. It will only turn faster and faster. After all, it is much lighter.

Life is about ups and downs. At the end of the day, it will naturally jump twice.

Life is about ups and downs. At the end of the day, it will naturally jump twice.

When you love someone, you must tell her so that you can know how much she hates you.

Every time a righteous person kills a dog, he is a scholar.

You work so hard every day and endure so much loneliness and pain. But I haven't seen how excellent you are!

I always figure out a lot of things in the early morning and forget everything after dawn.

What's wrong with you? You have to get sick in bed!

I am good at shorting A-shares. As soon as I buy them, they will fall immediately.

When a relative asked me about my grades, I asked him about his year-end bonus.

I also want to be an elegant lady. It is life that has forced my mother into a shrew.

Do you think you are Cinderella? Please don't dream, she is the daughter of the count.

I don't know which link has gone wrong. Is there a middleman who makes a difference?

Don't do today's work. If you die tomorrow, you can do it.

I wish to win a common heart, so as not to make old blind dates.

The rich man's DINK is DINK, and the poor man's DINK is called having no children.

You are in my heart, just like the stars in the sky.

You should be careful during the Spring Festival. After all, you have to kill pigs during the Spring Festival.

In fact, destiny doesn't like to joke with you. It really wants to kill you.

If you show respect to others, they will advance further.

You should be careful during the Spring Festival. After all, you have to kill pigs during the Spring Festival.

How worried can you be? It's like a group of eunuchs going to the brothel.

When I think of you, my ugly face smiles.

There is no news that cannot be seen, only those who do not want to return.

I mustered up courage to face the reality, but found that courage is really just gas.

You are not unprepared for anything. At least you are ready to fail.

Nine out of ten things are unhappy in life, and the rest are even more unhappy!

Although I don't care about you at ordinary times, in fact, I secretly expect you to have an accident every day!

When I make friends, I never care whether he has money or not. Anyway, he is not as poor as me.

If you don't have to blush again, can you borrow some money.

If I have something that you don't like, please overcome it yourself.

A fierce look at you is not good. A careful look is better than a fierce look.

Whether it is a white hat or a black hat, it is not a good hat that will turn green.

Rome wasn't built in a day. Three layers of belly wasn't built in a day.

Brain is a great thing. I hope you have it.

What is powerful is not how many backstage you have, but how many backstage you can become!

Others care about whether you fly high or tired, but I only care about whether your wings are delicious?

God is fair. If he gives you an ugly face, he will definitely give you a poor family.

You still have to have dreams. Otherwise, when you drink too much, what do you talk to people about?

I want to go to the movies with my boyfriend. Is there anything interesting?

It doesn't matter to be a little poor, but more than a little.

Don't think you have nothing, at least you are ugly!

Live a good life. Every day will bring a new blow.

It's too simple to kill an obsessive-compulsive disorder.

Others have more money than you and work harder than you, but you are more powerful. You own everything by your own imagination.

Don't put yourself too high, or you will not come down.

Dogs are man's best friends. But dog's best friend is shit.

Money can't buy love, but it can buy love.

If Cinderella's shoes fit, they would not fall off. If the prince really loved Cinderella, he would not even know the girl who had danced with him all night.

You just need to look at others, God has other plans for you.

It's funny when someone smiles.

Your father must work very hard to make you look effortless.

After suffering, I finally became a servant.

The prince took the size 43 crystal shoes he left behind and pondered.

Iron body, magnet bed.

A girl asked me to borrow money for cosmetic surgery, which was very successful. I didn't recognize who asked me to borrow the money again.

What is more lonely than eating hot pot alone is that you can't afford to eat hot pot alone.

It is said that falling in love will affect learning. Does learning not affect falling in love?

Research shows that people who smoke and drink all the year round have a lower probability of suffering from Alzheimer's disease, because the probability of early death is higher.

I thought tomorrow would be better, and then I looked forward to tomorrow every day.

I can think of only the most accurate adjective for myself: plump.

Your life is the same as your hairline. It retreats very fast.

Don't say you are a single dog anymore. Dogs are dead at your age.

Brother listened to my advice, and the game can be played again without it, and the daughter-in-law can play all the time without it.

As long as you don't cheat, money is really omnipotent.

You are the best! No, it's the fattest!

I believe you will not be knocked down by life, because your weight exceeds life's expectations.

Autumn is the harvest season. The harvest of others is success and happiness. Your harvest is to realize that not everyone will be successful and happy.

Why is God always jealous of talents? Because nobody cares how long a fool lives.

Don't say you are a single dog. In fact, you may not be as good as a dog

Only age and fat can get something for nothing.

Tetris teaches us that if you get along with others, you will disappear.

It is said that falling in love will affect learning. Does learning not affect falling in love?

Please cherish those who have hurt you. After all, others are too lazy to hurt you.

It is not difficult to be a good man for one day, but it is difficult to be a rich man for a lifetime.

Good looking bag for three thousand one nights, interesting soul wants car and room.

When can I withdraw the money in my mind.

Do you know why beauties are so unlucky since ancient times? Because nobody cares how long an ugly person lives.

Why can you live like a retarded, but I can't.

Heart is higher than sky, life is thinner than paper.

You are not so miserable. People who are miserable don't have mobile phones.

If you fall, then find a comfortable position to lie down.

When life is too heavy for you to breathe, you must straighten your waist so that you will not look ugly when you are crushed to death.

People should have dreams, even if it is salted fish, they should also make the saltiest one.

The only way to relieve worries is to become rich.

With you all the way, I am willing to suffer a little, and I will not talk about suffering a lot.

You have changed all uncertainty into certainty.

After thinking about salary comparison, forget it. I don't want to live.

Although I learn slowly, I give up quickly!

When you doubt life, in fact, this is your life.

Who says I can't play musical instruments? I'm good at quitting.

I don't even know a few famous brands. Sometimes, I don't know that others are showing off their wealth.

Why are people called human beings? Because people are tired when they are alive.

Don't say that you are good at nothing. You are a good hand at staying up late playing mobile phones.

If you can't bear it, you can bear it again.

I made a very risky investment. If I succeed, I can earn several hundred million yuan. If I fail, I will lose my money.

In fact, you are not useless. At least in summer, you can feed mosquitoes.

Nothing lasts forever, but you can.

It doesn't matter if you have tried hard and failed. It will be better if you try again.

When you become good enough, you realize that she just doesn't like you.

What do you like about me? I like you to stay away from me.

I think there must be many people who love me secretly, because no one has spoken to me for so many years!

There is no straight man. As long as you look good enough, you can become bent.

Living expenses are like big aunts. They come once a month and disappear in a few days.

Before he had time to flirt, he was pulled out.

I don't know which link has gone wrong. Is there a middleman who makes a difference?

When I was young, I often thought about whether I would go to Beijing University or Tsinghua University when I grew up. Now I think about it.

It doesn't matter that you are short and poor now. You should believe that one day you will become short and poor

Come back with me. I'll send you my wedding invitation.

On Tomb Sweeping Day, you should go back to your school to sweep the graves, because your youth was buried there.

Life is either this or that. In short, it is not what you think.

The broadest in the world is the sea, the sky is wider than the sea, and the examination scope is wider than the sky.

There are no secret admirers, but there are many people who want to assassinate.

I am a fish with pickled cabbage, which is both sour and vegetable.

Once the sea was dry and the rocks were crumbling, but it was not easy to get together and disperse.

I made a plan for the holiday, and only finished P after half the summer vacation because of the lan.

If your friends live a happy life every day, they will not be photographed and sent to the circle of friends.

Women who are happy with themselves are tolerant, men who are happy with themselves are poor!

What are you kicking me for?

If time can go back, it must be that you are dreaming.

The most beautiful words in the world are not that I love you, but that your tumor is benign!

Money is not everything, but money can really do what you want.

Difficulties are like springs. If you are weak, they will be strong. If you are strong, they will be stronger.

It is not shameful to sell one's soul and principles. It is shameful to fail to sell at a good price.

If you don't marry me many years later, then we are really good enough.

Fortunately, you didn't wash your hair last year. Otherwise, you didn't even have oil in cooking this year.

I don't want to raise a dog or a cat. I just want to raise you. After all, raising a pig can make you rich.

Thank you. Every time I need you, I lose my chain.

The person who used to pour cold water on me, it doesn't matter. I'll boil it and return it to you.

If you become a spare tire, please forget that you are also a jack.

The reason for being single so far is that it is difficult to start with acquaintances and to speak with strangers.

People's hearts are weak, so don't be tough without strength!

One of the symptoms of mental collapse is to believe that your work is very important.

Please cherish the person who treats you well, or you will not know when to meet another blind person when you miss it.

Don't talk about being cheated. People at your age are customers.

In fact, confession may not be a good thing, because it looks like a black hand.

Nostalgia is a small ticket. I am here and the scalper is there.

When I woke up in the morning, I thought I had grown up. It turned out that the quilt was covered

Intermittent reform, continuous mixed eating and death.

Laughing girls always have more crow's feet than others.

Others don't know whether you are good or not. Others can only see that you are short, fat and poor.

Maybe sleep is the real form of human activity. No wonder I always can't wake up.

Thin people can wear clothes out of stories, fat people can only wear accidents.

Your sister is a good girl and has shared a lot for your mother.

If time can go back, it must be that you are dreaming.

I am good at shorting A-shares. As soon as I buy them, they will fall immediately.

Who said money can't buy time? The network administrator will continue for another two hours.

He dreamed of walking around with his sword, but cancelled the original plan because he was too fat.

Don't worry, as long as you keep going downhill, you will never be at the lowest point of life.

Don't always open your heart and lungs to others. Some people don't eat viscera.

I heard that you are not as good as me, so I'm relieved.

We were very happy when we were young, because at that time we were not so ugly and poor.

Life is not just a temporary muddle, but also an ex's wedding invitation, so it is very important to pull black.

Generally, there is no love around the corner, only beggars.

Just because I looked at you more in the crowd, you thought I would sit on your motorcycle.

Once the sea was dry and the rocks were crumbling, but it was not easy to get together and disperse.

I have reached the legal age for marriage. When I went to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get the certificate, did my wife bring it or wait for them to send it?

Edison searched for the filament thousands of times to make you a durable light bulb.

Don't care what others think of you. If you care, others will not look up to you.

Some people have a shiny surface, but in fact, the boat socks have slipped to the foot plate.

If you have a large amount of money in front of you and a fan, what does it have to do with you?

Nine year compulsory education should open ventriloquism class. After all, there will be too much talk when you grow up.

If you show respect to others, they will advance further.

Softness of heart is not a disease. It's fatal when you turn around.

I want to have puppy love, but it's too late

Is there any good way to relieve the heat in dog days? The salary is naturally cool.

Even if it is salted fish, you are not the saltiest one.

What is the biggest disgrace in life? I failed the exam after cheating.

The difference between you and Xueba is that all your flashes of inspiration are his basic questions.

People are not boring, but lazy to be interesting to you.

If marriage is the tomb of love, the annual celebration of the anniversary of marriage is a tomb sweeping.

I have a friend who stopped complaining and began to work hard. After several years, he still looks like a bird.

Everyone who shakes his legs has a sewing machine in his heart.

When you think you can't do it, just walk on the street, so you are a pedestrian.

Since childhood, I like to stand on my own, for example, relying on my own skill list.

April Fool's Day is just a chance for liars to tell the truth.

Nothing is happier than sleeping late, except getting up late.

Hope is always here, and you miss it every moment.

If you don't marry and I don't marry ten years later, that's too sad!

How do you know that you are not the result of your parents' contraceptive failure?

April Fool's Day is just a chance for liars to tell the truth.

Talking about money hurts feelings, talking about feelings hurts money.

One day you will meet a girl who doesn't want your house or your car, nor does she want you.

The female ticket suddenly became thinner, most of which were air leaks.

Time is like a chest. When you squeeze, you have it. When you lie down, you have it.

Xiaoming was kept in the dark by his parents for a long time, leading to suffocation and death.

If your friends live a happy life every day, they will not be photographed and sent to the circle of friends.

You have changed all uncertainty into certainty.

Soul chicken soup is a small dish for people who are used to eating abalone, shark's fin and belly. Does the loser think that drinking a bowl of chicken soup will improve nutrition in an all-round way?

I heard you had a bad time. I squatted at the door and laughed all day.

Where is the best place to see the scenery on National Day? The answer is, circle of friends.

If you lend money to your friend, he will surely remember you when he is short of money next time.

As long as the Kung Fu deep iron pestle is ground into a needle, but the person who really grinds the iron pestle into a needle is absolutely a fool.

Life is still interesting. After all, every day I want to die for different reasons.

Playing mahjong is three times short of one, and fighting landlords is two times short of one. Why do I still need one when I'm in love?

It's said that it's raining in your city. I don't know if you have an umbrella. If you take this rain, it will be white.

Don't stay up too late. It hurts your phone to stay up late.

You said that ice is sleeping water, but I only remember the sigh that farts are excrement.

Paying will pay off. For example, double the extravagance and double the disappointment.

It's good of you to leave. Otherwise, I always worry that you will stay for dinner.

The most brilliant smile in my life is probably dedicated to my mobile phone screen.

When I make friends, I never care whether he has money or not. Anyway, he is not as poor as me.

I feel that the most affectionate gaze in my life has been given to mobile phones.

If Cinderella's shoes fit, they would not fall off. If the prince really loved Cinderella, he would not even know the girl who had danced with him all night.

Smile when encountering lightning, because it is the sky taking pictures of you.

Where there is a long way to go, waving is to leave the tea cool.

Don't think you are abandoned by the world, but the world has no time to answer you.

Birds of a feather flock together to get poor points, and the rich get married eventually.

Don't think you are abandoned by the world, but the world has no time to answer you.

Can you find someone to drink snowflakes with you, without saying that no one will accompany you to the end of the world?

With a bullshit attitude, face the fucking life.

Don't always scold iron for not making steel. You forget that iron can't make steel.

I am a fish with pickled cabbage, which is both sour and vegetable.

I have gone from nothing to penniless.

If you think from the perspective of others, one day you will find that you have lost yourself.

There must be pure friendship between men and women. Every girl I know says she can only be friends with me at most.

One cannot lower his noble head, except when picking up money.

Nothing can knock people down at once, as long as you are strong enough, it will continue to knock you down!

When you play with your mobile phone for a long time, you should rest your eyes and look out of the window to think about why you are so poor.

Ma Yun's success has nothing to do with his appearance, Jiang Shang's success has nothing to do with his age, and success has nothing to do with you.

The so-called review is to reconfirm what you don't know, and you really don't.

I wish to win a common heart, so as not to make old blind dates.

As the saying goes, disasters never come singly. It can be seen that even disasters are accompanied. Look at you again.

I don't know what happiness is when I am in happiness? It's just that I am getting fat and becoming a pig. I still think my figure is OK.

In fact, confession may not be a good thing, because it looks like a black hand.

It doesn't matter that you are short and poor now. You should believe that one day you will become short and poor

If life deceives you, don't be sad or anxious. Life will continue to deceive you.

If people decide to abandon themselves, they will live happily.

Put down your mobile phone and go for a walk. Finally, you will find that it is still interesting.

You think your boyfriend is an ATM, but there are ten machines and nine and a half are deposit machines.

When doing things, you must consider others' feelings and never make them too happy.

Don't worry, everything is the worst arrangement.

Most of the time, it is not work that consumes energy, but the people we meet at work.

How touching it was at the beginning, there will be more than ten thousand disasters later.

Every day we should have new expectations, so that we can have new disappointments.

Making girls cry is a terrible thing, and making boys cry is an explosive thing.

Please cherish the person who treats you well, or you will not know when to meet another blind person when you miss it.

Do you want to thin into a lightning bolt? The average width of lightning bolt is five meters.

If you want to buy a Porsche Cayenne, please ask the friends who bought it, where did you get your money!

Living expenses are like big aunts. They come once a month and disappear in a few days.

If you are ugly, you should exercise more, so that you can beat others when they say you are ugly.

Shushan has its own way. It's your fault that you don't have a rich life.

If the world doesn't want you, remember to come to me. I know several traffickers.

Since you have already swept the world behind you, why turn around and mess around.

There is only one life, but there is more than one fatal thing.

Don't always scold iron for not making steel. You forget that iron can't make steel.

Why God closes the door for you is not because you are invisible.

A lazy crowd wears small clothes, and their salary is naturally cool.

Always repeating, especially mistakes!

The paste is not on the desk, but in your mind.

Look in the mirror when you are looking good. After all, this illusion is not everyday.

Time will save you enough disappointment and tell you not to thank you.

After suffering, I finally became a servant.

I have an early heart, but my quilt and bed disagree.

They say that my sister is beautiful, but in fact she is made up.

I hate people who flatter me most in my life. When I am with them, it seems that I am not a man.

If you can't get rich overnight, you can do it for two nights, and I can do it for three nights.

You are the best! No, it's the fattest!

The person who used to pour cold water on me, it doesn't matter. I'll boil it and return it to you.

I only have eyes for you, because your big face makes me unable to see others.

Be nice to your girlfriend in the future. After all, she is blind and can't be hurt any more.

How do you know that you are not the result of your parents' contraceptive failure?

Fortunately, you didn't wash your hair last year. Otherwise, you didn't even have oil in cooking this year.

I used to live on my face, but I almost starved to death before giving up.

If Cinderella's shoes fit, they would not fall off. If the prince really loved Cinderella, he would not even know the girl who had danced with him all night.

Becoming famous is like farting. It's not enough to make a noise, but it will be a long time.

The world is so big, I want to see where it is convenient to beg!

My head is not empty. I am the person who wants to make great achievements, but the chaos is just beginning.

If eating fish can boost your brain, you should eat at least one whale.

It doesn't matter if you are bitter now. As long as you are alive, something good will happen to others.

When leaders are in a meeting, we should keep quiet. It is impolite to disturb others to sleep.

Don't bow your head, your chin will show.

If you don't leave, I will die.

I have taken more selfies with my beautiful mobile phone, and I don't know how ugly I am.

According to analysis, the root cause of extramarital love is marriage.

We are good friends. If you fall down, I will help you up, but wait until I finish laughing.

There is no end to learning.

People who used to think that they depended on relationships must be very incompetent. After contacting them, they found that they were better than me in everything.

If the world doesn't want you, you should remember that I still have you, and I don't want you either.

I knew that time would smooth my edges and corners, but I didn't expect that it was to rub me on the ground.

Not because I'm cold, but because my hands are cold.

I heard you had a bad time. I squatted at the door and laughed all day.

You can't always look at what you don't have. Look more at what you have. Forget it. Close your eyes.

Where are you stuck on National Day?

If you like a girl, you should study hard to find a good job and earn a lot of money. When she gets married, you should pay more.

What is the biggest disgrace in life? I failed the exam after cheating.

If you want to be your sun, it will warm you when you are happy and kill you when you are unhappy.

I always figure out a lot of things in the early morning and forget everything after dawn.

As long as the hoe is wielded well, no corner cannot be dug down.

Ugly Why? I can't see it myself. It's you who are disgusting!

All roads lead to Rome, but some people were born in Rome

I have an early heart, but my quilt and bed disagree.

I used to live on my face, but I almost starved to death before giving up.

In fact, you are not useless. At least in summer, you can feed mosquitoes.

I can row without oars, I can sail without direction, because my whole life depends on waves.

If you are lazy, you will lose because I am too lazy to compete with you.

Life is like water in a sponge. As long as you don't want to squeeze it, it will evaporate one day.

My lover is an unparalleled hero. One day he will step on colorful clouds to marry others.

This life is so hard. Don't fight too hard. The next life will be even harder.

There will be fog when you reach the mountain, and it will sink when you reach the bridge.

When I went to see the psychiatrist, the doctor said, "You are not depressed. You are really miserable.".

Compared with ugliness, it is not worth mentioning.

Playing mahjong is three times short of one, and fighting landlords is two times short of one. Why do I still need one when I'm in love?

I met you at the most beautiful age. I want to say that I was really unlucky!

Don't think that everyone around you is targeting you. When you think about it, the whole world is targeting you.

You said that ice is sleeping water, but I only remember the sigh that farts are excrement.

Try to understand the people you hate, and you will find that the more you look at them, the more annoying they are.

What is friendship? You have been mentally retarded for many years, and I will never leave you.

Come back with me. I'll send you my wedding invitation.

It is said that falling in love will affect learning. Does learning not affect falling in love?

The world is fair. People who are busier than you earn more than you, and people who are busier than you earn less than you.

Every time I look at the poor travel log, I feel that if I am poor, I should not go out to surf.

Face hardships bravely. Those who can't kill you can only leave you disabled.

I'm afraid that you will be mediocre in your life and comfort yourself that you are ordinary and valuable.

Life is different from riding a bicycle. Even going downhill will not be easy.

After ten years of continuous efforts and struggle, I finally changed from an ignorant youth to an ignorant youth.

Is money really that important to you? I've been talking for more than three hours, and I haven't lowered a penny.

If no one holds hands, I will take the bag.

Don't bring earphones when crossing the road. If you are hit by a car, the earphones will break down?

Everyone praises you for your beauty. There are traces of PS.

How good are you with your best friend? I was the first person who came off the line when he entered MLM.

Some things or people can't be solved with money. You have to have a lot of money.

College students, you should know that learning is not necessarily rewarding, but you can certainly receive goods by cutting hands.

It is said that men become worse when they have money. I have been a good man for more than 30 years!

At present, the most reliable way to get rich is that your house is demolished.

You can't have both fish and bear's paw, but you can be single and poor!

Your life is the same as your hairline. It retreats very fast.

In these days, there is no love that doesn't break up, only a confession that doesn't hurt your hands. You should be more open-minded when things happen.

Life polishes your edges and corners to make you roll farther.

The most devastating thing in the exam is to see a question, vaguely remember the teacher said, but clearly remember that I did not listen.

People who are better than you are still working hard. What's the use of your efforts?

Whether it is a white hat or a black hat, it is not a good hat that will turn green.

The man riding a white horse may not be a prince, but a monk from the Tang Dynasty!

It's said that money is a bastard, but it's really beautiful.

Doing the political examination paper is the time I lied most in my life.

The difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, while people sometimes are not people.

What can you do to lower your dignity? Copy homework.

Life polishes your edges and corners to make you roll farther.

If you lend money to your friend, he will surely remember you when he is short of money next time.

There is no end to learning.

I never hold grudges. I usually take revenge on the spot.

Pay attention to details and start from small things, because you can't do big things at all.

Becoming famous is like farting. It's not enough to make a noise, but it will be a long time.

Failure is the mother of success, but failure doesn't even have a boyfriend.

Early to bed and early to rise is good for health, but late to bed and late to rise is really good for mood.

Who says I can't play musical instruments? I'm good at quitting.

We should help when we have difficulties. If we have no difficulties, we should help when we create difficulties.

Your vision is not limited to your living environment, but also to your vision.

As long as it is a stone, it will not shine anywhere.

Others worry about how to earn money, but I worry about how to spend money. How can twenty yuan be spent until the 10th of next month?

Journey to the West tells us that a teammate like a pig can make the team go to the west.

The ugly duckling can become a swan, not because he works hard, but because his parents are swans.

It's not easy to take a vacation these days. Even the vacation should be in the honor of our ancestors.

These days, some people live by their faces, while others live by their shamelessness.

No object is afraid of nothing. I have objects, and I have never won chess.

To lose weight, you want to insist, but insist on not wanting you.

What I have thought about is illusion, but I have no future if I do it seriously.

All roads lead to Rome, and each has a toll station.

How touching it was at the beginning, there will be more than ten thousand disasters later.

Can your play be less like your money?

Only by carrying the blame for the leader more often will the leader treat you as a fool.

The first thing is to sleep, stay up all night without rest and lose hair.

Young people should not always think about taking shortcuts. Strong parents are the absolute principle.

If you don't leave, I will die.

You are not unprepared for anything. At least you are ready to fail.

You have suffered the most serious injury when playing football. It was your girlfriend who went to the court to feed the opponent with water!

It's not my fault that I'm ugly, but I'm in a hurry when I land.

Just because I looked at you more in the crowd, you thought I would sit on your motorcycle.

Who says I can't play musical instruments? I'm good at quitting.

When we meet the elder, it's not that we don't want to call him, but that we don't know what to call him.

I watched you step onto the stage with my own eyes. I don't know whether you are going to make a fool of yourself or not.

I have reached the legal age for marriage. When I went to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get the certificate, did my wife bring it or wait for them to send it?

Rich people are worried about too much tax, and you will only feel that you don't have enough sleep!

The rich get married, but the poor witness it.

The function of the alarm clock for me is to let me sleep in a different position.

Can you find someone to drink snowflakes with you, without saying that no one will accompany you to the end of the world?

What are you kicking me for?

Don't worry, rich people will not have bad luck.

The friendship between girls is like a plastic flower, which is fake but never withers.

You can't buy happiness with money, because you have no money at all.

There is neither the face that makes people fall in love at first sight, nor the money that makes people love for a long time.

The only way to relieve worries is to become rich.

If your boyfriend is obedient to you and never flirts with others. Maybe he doesn't have enough money.

Everyone thinks I have no friends. In fact, I really have no friends.

Good birth is for success, and you are for survival.

I used to buy lottery tickets every day, but one day, I can't even afford to buy lottery tickets.

You can be as lazy as a pig, but not as lazy as a pig.

No one in the world can live without anyone. Even a fish can be roasted without water.

One cannot lower his noble head, except when picking up money.

If you abandon yourself today, you will defeat you tomorrow.

The boss said that as long as we work hard, he can change Maserati next year.

Do you think rich people are happy? Their happiness is beyond your imagination.

I picked up a magic lamp and wished I could find my girlfriend before I died. As a result, I got eternal life!

I'm not afraid of being poor or ugly, or of being single?

I used to know nothing except reading, but now I know everything except reading.

Don't say you are a single dog anymore. Dogs are dead at your age.

Wearing white clothes to work does not mean that you can not take the blame.

I can think of only the most accurate adjective for myself: plump.

There was no chicken soup in the world. When the chicken died, it was made into chicken soup.

Eating food is generally kind-hearted, because I only want to eat every day and have no time to calculate others.

Put wings on your dream. Although it may not fly far, it must fall heavily!

I think there must be many people who love me secretly, because no one has spoken to me for so many years!

You can't have both fish and bear's paw, but you can be single and poor!

When the salted fish has a dream, it will become a salted fish with a dream.

Everything is going up, that is, people are becoming more and more cheap.

Live a good life. Every day will bring a new blow.

After thinking about salary comparison, forget it. I don't want to live.

When others review books, they will understand them just by looking at them. I will open them by looking at them.

The reason why you drink chicken soup is that the meat is eaten up by others.

I'm not short, I'm just far from the sky.

In fact, destiny doesn't like to joke with you. It really wants to kill you.

After the Double 11, I changed from a single to a single with heavy debts.

No one in the world can live without anyone. Even a fish can be roasted without water.

Some young people create their own image of high-end income through high-end consumption.

Like a person is not hidden, even hidden in the wardrobe, or her husband will be found.

The starting point of others is the end point beyond your reach.

I used to be poor but happy. Now it is different from the past, not only poor but also unhappy.

When you lose weight, you will find that your ugliness has nothing to do with losing weight.

I made a very risky investment. If I succeed, I can earn several hundred million yuan. If I fail, I will lose my money.

During the interview, they asked you to have a chat, but it was really just a chat.

I'm not short, I'm just far from the sky.

Intermittent complacency, continuous mixed eating and death.

I am a man. Never challenge my bottom line, or I will have to change it again.

If you live well, how can I sleep.

When doing things, you must consider others' feelings and never make them too happy.

Life is still interesting. After all, every day I want to die for different reasons.

Please cherish those who have hurt you. After all, others are too lazy to hurt you.

Don't feel that you have reached a low point at a young age, and you still have a lot of room for decline.

Every time I look at the poor travel log, I feel that if I am poor, I should not go out to surf.

Although money is hard to earn, it is easy to spend.

When quarreling with an object, don't investigate the cause of the quarrel first, but find out how he is emboldened.

The teacher doesn't need to change my seat. Anyhow, I can talk about where I sit.

If you are lazy, you will lose because I am too lazy to compete with you.

Don't put yourself too high, or you will not come down.

Can there be an echo in your memory?

If you like it, you should express your love, so that you can know your spare tire number.

Tell me when you have no money, let me know that I am not the only one who has no money.

The only thing more terrible than loneliness is being known that you are lonely.

It's love at first sight. It's obviously because of color; Longevity is just a matter of weighing the advantages and disadvantages; Even the old age is due to habit.

Ask Qu to be so clear, only poison soup and live water come!

You can be as lazy as a pig, but not as lazy as a pig.

There is no wife in the wife cake, and there is no cotton in the marshmallow, so there is no money in the wallet.

Say "You are great" to the mirror every day. Soon, the mirror will become a great mirror.

No, there are only endless obstacles.

The boss said that as long as we work hard, he can change Maserati next year.

I don't want to raise a dog or a cat. I just want to raise you. After all, raising a pig can make you rich.

You must dare to love and hate to find your love and hate. Others really don't care.

Once I wanted to be a special person, but now I have succeeded. Now I am very sad and helpless.

When we meet the elder, it's not that we don't want to call him, but that we don't know what to call him.

No, you can't. Only you can't

Do you know the difference between investment and speculation? One is Mandarin, the other is Cantonese.

Finally, he won 5 million yuan. When he cashed in, he woke up with a smile.

If you think there are flies around you, you may be a piece of shit.

Emotion can be run in if you look at your face.

You have never succeeded. What are you afraid of?

Everyone wants to go to heaven, but no one wants to die.

The salted fish turns over to get a thorough sun. You turn over because your hands are numb.

What is friendship? You have been mentally retarded for many years, and I will never leave you.

Many things in the world will eventually become better as time goes by. For example, your fat will eventually become fat.

It's not that the road is rough, but that you can't.

Say "You are great" to the mirror every day. Soon, the mirror will become a great mirror.

The night lifted the wine, the wine lifted you, you lifted me, and we were poor.

Your life is the same as your hairline. It retreats very fast.

Life is like a tea table with cups on it.

The most brilliant smile in my life is probably dedicated to my mobile phone screen.

The purpose of putting mirrors in the school building is to let you know that people who are ugly should read more.

There is no wife in the wife cake, and there is no cotton in the marshmallow, so there is no money in the wallet.

Before he had time to flirt, he was pulled out.

People should have dreams, even if it is salted fish, they should also make the saltiest one.

Don't say you are a single dog. In fact, you may not be as good as a dog

Early to bed and early to rise is good for health, but late to bed and late to rise is really good for mood.

If you work harder, you will be able to move forward. Life is crazy.

You are just a sugar cane man. It's sweet at the beginning, but it's full of slag in the back.

Good looking skin bag reality split, interesting soul spirit derailment?.

Rich people are worried about too much tax, and you will only feel that you don't have enough sleep!

I heard you had a bad time. I squatted at the door and laughed all day.

If no one holds hands, I will take the bag.

If you see me looking bad on New Year's Day, don't think too much. You forgot to give me a red envelope.

It doesn't matter that you are short and poor now. You should believe that one day you will become short and poor

If you rob a bank, no matter success or failure, you will not have to work in the next ten years.

Never abandon yourself. Once you start to give up, you will find that you are very happy

Good luck will come, but it will come to others.

It is not terrible to be poor. What is terrible is that I am the poorest person.

Do you live by the sea? Such a wave.

All your sadness comes from your balance.

I have a strong desire to learn. Fortunately, my self-control is strong and I am under pressure.

After exercise, you will be surprised to find that you just become strong from obesity.

Twenty years ago, stupid children who ate raccoons and didn't collect all the cards still couldn't collect all the five blessings.

Why can you live like a retarded, but I can't.

Please believe me, every word I say is nonsense!

Even if it is Belive, there is a lie hidden in the middle.

If the word "give up" appears in your mind, you must firmly tell yourself that you have nothing, where can you give up?

No, there are only endless obstacles.

Who says you don't like sports? You can not only play football, but also play very well.

There is no obstacle in life, just because you have short legs.

The service provided by Haidilao is really good. Last time, I didn't bring any money with me for dinner. The waiter called the police for me.

As long as you don't cheat, money is really omnipotent.

Softness of heart is not a disease. It's fatal when you turn around.

What you have now is never yours, because you will lose it in the future.

Only when you ask for leave and deduct your salary can you feel your salary is high.

It doesn't matter whether you are beautiful or not. The beauty you want is the real beauty!

Nothing lasts forever, but you can.

With you all the way, I am willing to suffer a little, and I will not talk about suffering a lot.

If two people quarrel, beating him can't solve the problem, but it can relieve anger.

Why are people called human beings? Because people are tired when they are alive.

Love is mostly unsuccessful, either suffering from the boredom of getting married, or suffering from the sadness of not getting married.

I met my classmates in primary school yesterday. Unexpectedly, he did such a bad job. He only put a dollar into my bowl.

It's love at first sight. It's obviously because of color; Longevity is just a matter of weighing the advantages and disadvantages; Even the old age is due to habit.

If you have a large amount of money in front of you and a fan, what does it have to do with you?

I hate one word most in my life! Especially when you can't do the questions.

Your beauty is invisible to others, and your ugliness is clear at a glance.

If you show respect to others, they will advance further.

Although life is rough, I never yield to fate! I usually bend my knees directly, Orz.

Rich people get married, but poor people can only eat dirt.

I know it's wrong to waste time, but it's really enjoyable.

You have never succeeded. What are you afraid of?

I don't want to be stabbed in two directions, but I am often stabbed in two directions.

Although you are short, your hairline is high.

If your boyfriend is obedient to you and never flirts with others. Maybe he doesn't have enough money.

You can't do two points, neither can you do this, nor can you do that.

Eating food is generally kind-hearted, because I only want to eat every day and have no time to calculate others.

For you, removing makeup is also called money laundering.

You are like the sun in the blue sky, which can't be seen directly.

Do you think you are Cinderella? Please don't dream, she is the daughter of the count.

You think your boyfriend is an ATM, but there are ten machines and nine and a half are deposit machines.

The handsome kickers are handsome, and the ugly ones are like shovel shit when playing golf.

Let nature take its course is just another way of saying that there is nothing we can do.

Some people are beautiful, some people are ugly, and you are so ugly.

I had schizophrenia, but now we have recovered.

The starting point of others is the end point beyond your reach.

Heart is higher than sky, life is thinner than paper.

The world is so big, I feel so unlucky to know you.

You can't ignore your ugliness just because you are fat.

It's all right after dropping my mobile phone so many times. I think my height saved it.

I saved dandruff for a year just to give you snow.

What is an April Fool's Day confession? Tomb sweeping Day confession is the king's way. If you fail, you can also say that you are possessed by a ghost!

We agreed to go to Baitou together, but you secretly baked oil.

If friends come from afar, they will be punished.

I don't want to be stabbed in two directions, but I am often stabbed in two directions.

Tetris has taught us that if you get along with others, you will disappear.

Living expenses are like big aunts. They come once a month and disappear in a few days.

Don't say you have nothing, you still have a debt.

If being rich is also a mistake, I would rather make mistakes again and again.

If it is a blessing to suffer losses, I might have been as lucky as the East China Sea.

I haven't fallen into the peach trap for so many years. It's just two words. I don't have money.

Every day we should have new expectations, so that we can have new disappointments.

Crazy farting in a taxi can greatly reduce the probability that the driver will take you around.

There are so many mental disabilities in the world, but you have become the best.

There is no hope to be a good man, but a bad man is not good at it.

You think you are a worm that can turn into a butterfly, but you are just a maggot.

Ten out of ten are unhappy in life!

It's not that people make fun of you, but that you are the joke itself!

After a long time of not opening QQ, I found that only Tencent News cared about you.

Your vision is not limited to your living environment, but also to your vision.

Everyone wants to go to heaven, but no one wants to die.

Marriage is the reorganization of assets of two families.

The time is not to get up, but to see how long you can sleep.

Stupidity is not so terrible. After all, jellyfish have no brains and have lived for 600 million years.

There are more than eight or nine bad things in life.

People ask if you are in love? Just say no now. We can cover up the fact that we didn't have in the past.

Buy a globe on holiday. You can not only see the world but also turn around it.

No one looks down on you, because no one looks at you at all.

I don't know what happiness is when I am in happiness? It's just that I am getting fat and becoming a pig. I still think my figure is OK.

If marriage is the tomb of love, the annual celebration of the anniversary of marriage is a tomb sweeping.

If you work hard enough for a long time, you can fail more thoroughly.

In fact, you are not ugly, but you are not obviously beautiful.

All your sadness comes from your balance.

Three minutes is doomed, seven minutes depends on hard work, and 90 minutes depends on face.

Every time you spend money, you say your wallet is dripping blood, but your wallet has lost too much blood and died.

Don't think you can't insist on coming, you will insist on staying up late to play with your mobile phone.

Although I can't go on a trip, I have a physique of being fat.

When you need help most, only ghosts will help you.

When the salted fish has a dream, it will become a salted fish with a dream.

No object is afraid of nothing. I have objects, and I have never won chess.

If you think from the perspective of others, one day you will find that you have lost yourself.

Rome wasn't built in a day. Three layers of belly wasn't built in a day.

The world is so big, I want to see if there are plastic bottles.

Nothing lasts forever, but you can.

What about hair loss? You should eat healthily and keep a good attitude, so you can accept this fact.

When God closes a door for you, he will also close the window for you.

I go to work just to make money. Don't talk about your ideal with me. My ideal is not to go to work.

All roads lead to Rome, but some people were born in Rome

All stories will have an end, only life with you.

There is no hope to be a good man, but a bad man is not good at it.

Don't talk about leaving everything to time. Time is too lazy to clean up your mess.

When you become good enough, you realize that she just doesn't like you.

There was no way in the world. When there were more people walking, the teacher began to call the roll.

No one laughs at your dreams, they just laugh at your strength.

There is a long way to go. I will ask for help.

Once a dreamer, now there is no dream, only homesick.

Seeing a fortune teller, he asked me as soon as I sat down. What are you?

Money is not everything, but money can really do what you want.

If you look the same as the selfie, why don't you have a boyfriend.

Of course, money can't buy you happiness, but money will make you happy.

I was poor before I was 38, but I will get used to it later!

You must dare to love and hate to find your love and hate. Others really don't care.

There is no news that cannot be seen, only those who do not want to return.

Do you want to thin into a lightning bolt? The average width of lightning bolt is five meters.

In this final exam, I will tell you how many people there are in our grade.

The world laughs at my madness. I laugh at how quickly the world can see it.

Life is like a tea table with cups on it.

The so-called review is to reconfirm what you don't know, and you really don't.

People should have dreams, even if it is salted fish, they should also make the saltiest one.

Suddenly, I found that the first thing to get up is to touch the phone, and the last thing to put down the phone before going to bed.

Finally, he won 5 million yuan. When he cashed in, he woke up with a smile.

Welcome the God of Wealth on the fifth day of the first month. It's all about the rich. Go to bed.

I have reached the legal age for marriage. When I went to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get the certificate, did my wife bring it or wait for them to send it?

If life deceives you, don't worry - take out your beauty camera to cheat life.

An angel will love you for me, so I will love others.

Do you think today is the worst day? Tomorrow will change your opinion.

In the adult world, nothing is easy except getting fat.

Be modest, listen to others' opinions, and then write down their names carefully.

Can you find someone to drink snowflakes with you, without saying that no one will accompany you to the end of the world?

I hope that some things can be solved by myself, not by myself, but by myself.

The real food can be regarded as moon cakes.

He dreamed of walking around with his sword, but cancelled the original plan because he was too fat.

I am typing..., which has given me hope and disappointment.

Why are people called human beings? Because people are tired when they are alive.

What you have now is never yours, because you will lose it in the future.

Good looking bag for three thousand one nights, interesting soul wants car and room.

Let nature take its course is just another way of saying that there is nothing we can do.

I can't afford to eat in big hotels.

In order to prevent me from spending money indiscriminately this month, I spent all my money in advance.

Others worry about how to earn money, but I worry about how to spend money. How can twenty yuan be spent until the 10th of next month?

What is the biggest disgrace in life? I failed the exam after cheating.

The only thing more terrible than loneliness is being known that you are lonely.

The way you try to talk to him is like a shopping guide in the mall.

A lazy crowd wears small clothes, and their salary is naturally cool.

Don't say you are a single dog. In fact, you may not be as good as a dog

There are no unsolvable problems, but there are unsolvable problems.

You went home early these two days. Recently, you stole many pigs. I'm afraid you will have an accident.

What is terrible is that you can't solve it.

I always figure out a lot of things in the early morning and forget everything after dawn.

Only those who have worked hard know how important the background is!

Ma Yun's success has nothing to do with his appearance, Jiang Shang's success has nothing to do with his age, and success has nothing to do with you.

When you need help most, only ghosts will help you.

Sometimes, as long as you make up your mind to do something, the world will hold you back.

Don't be afraid of myopia, because in front of you, there is nothing but failure.

Young people should not always think about taking shortcuts. Strong parents are the absolute principle.

Can you find someone to drink snowflakes with you, without saying that no one will accompany you to the end of the world?

In fact, destiny doesn't like to joke with you. It really wants to kill you.

Three minutes is doomed, seven minutes depends on hard work, and 90 minutes depends on face.

The starting point of others is the end point beyond your reach.

If you are infatuated with a person, you must not be worthy of him!

At present, the most reliable way to get rich is that your house is demolished.

You must persist in doing anything, and you will always see the day of failure.

Where there is plenty of grass in the horizon, they all grow in other people's homes.

Eat fish tonight. I think you are very picky.

Please believe me, every word I say is nonsense!

Rome wasn't built in a day. Three layers of belly wasn't built in a day.

In fact, destiny doesn't like to joke with you. It really wants to kill you.

There will be fog when you reach the mountain, and it will sink when you reach the bridge.

I have never asked anyone in my life, only the area of the shadow.

Everyone likes to be with you to show their good looks.

Those who can't go back are called hometown.

The most devastating thing in the exam is to see a question, vaguely remember the teacher said, but clearly remember that I did not listen.

Face hardships bravely. Those who can't kill you can only leave you disabled.

If one day you find yourself getting rich overnight, slap yourself. Wake up and don't be late for work.

Don't look forward to tomorrow, because tomorrow will not be easy.

Do you know why God is jealous of talents? Because nobody cares how long the fool lives.

Some people are four, except two, or two.

If it can't be amazing, then it's so ugly!

If one day you find yourself getting rich overnight, slap yourself. Wake up and don't be late for work.

Learning without thinking is labor lost; thinking without learning is perilous. Don't think or learn online loan.

In fact, what you hate is not square dancing, but square dancing aunts.

The rich get married, but the poor witness it.

I'm not short, I'm just far from the sky.

Everyone who shakes his legs has a sewing machine in his heart.

When you need help most, only ghosts will help you.

From small to large, the only constant is a heart that does not miss books.

It doesn't matter who you are. What matters is what you want to do when you break into my life?

You can't ignore your ugliness just because you are fat.

I had schizophrenia, but now we have recovered.

I'd rather not talk and look like a fool than open my mouth to prove that I am.

The creditor is the one who will not abandon you even if you break your property.

Don't talk about leaving everything to time. Time is too lazy to clean up your mess.

You can't wake someone who doesn't return your message, but red envelopes can.

If being rich is also a mistake, I would rather make mistakes again and again.

It is really miserable to be lazy and have goals.

The worst is never just today, but also your future.

Who said you don't have true love? Worries are with you.

I want to know you again, starting with your name. What's your name?

I was poor before I was 38, but I will get used to it later!

You can't do two points, neither can you do this, nor can you do that.

Nothing is happier than sleeping late, except getting up late.

It's said that money is a bastard, but it's really beautiful.

Talking about money hurts feelings, talking about feelings hurts money.

I'm not afraid of being poor or ugly, or of being single?

We have an unprecedented understanding, and suddenly you ignore me and I ignore you.

I thought tomorrow would be better, and then I looked forward to tomorrow every day.

Iron body, magnet bed.

Many people like to make a mountain out of a molehill in life. In fact, it is really unnecessary to think about how to deal with a mountain out of a molehill.

Go and work hard to prove your low IQ.

Many times I felt I couldn't hold on, and then I gave up.

The reason why you drink chicken soup is that the meat is eaten up by others.

I lay on the bed looking at the ceiling, thinking about the ceiling of my work, just the floor of others.

Rome wasn't built in a day, but it's not difficult to empty your wallet.

Don't put yourself too high, or you will not come down.

When others see you, they say you are a student, not because you look young, but because you wear dirt!