The function of the alarm clock for me is to let me sleep in a different position.
Don't say sorry to me, because I can neither forgive you nor stab you to death.
I don't want to read, mainly because no one feeds cattle, pigs or sheep at home.
The time has come for all contradictions to be resolved with the words "celebrate the New Year".
For ugly people, it is cruel to look closely.
For people like you, even if you stick two words of Tuhao on your face, others will read them in reverse.
It doesn't matter that you are short and poor now. You should believe that one day you will become short and poor
Don't think you have nothing, at least you are ugly!
There is no impassable ridge in life, only impassable ridge.
Eat fish tonight. I think you are very picky.
Opportunities are always left to those who have the heart and face.
When a hero is angry, he is a beauty. When a beauty is angry, he has to spend money.
The girls nowadays are so outrageous. They can't see the career line even though their neckline is so low
There will be many unexpected things in the world. For example, you think I will give an example.
When you doubt life, in fact, this is your life.
Maybe fate is holding your throat, just let you eat less.
The premise of being cute is cute, not stupid.
You must persist in doing anything, and you will always see the day of failure.
Don't panic to accept failure, but feel it slowly.
I don't want to raise a dog or a cat. I just want to raise you. After all, raising a pig can make you rich.
Those who are good-looking are called foodies. Those who are not good-looking are called losers!
If you are all right, it's OK~
Everyone praises me for being virtuous, and I can do nothing at leisure.
I'm not afraid of being poor or ugly, or of being single?
Losing weight is a big thing. Let me have enough food first, and then make a good plan.
Ten out of ten are unhappy in life!
Don't bow to fate easily, because when you bow, you will see fat.
There are no unsolvable problems, but there are unsolvable problems.
Your plan is like a snack. After eating it, it will be a fart.
You can be an ox or a horse, but you should never be a Party B.
Don't set your bank card password as your girlfriend's birthday, or you will always have more trouble.
I had schizophrenia, but now we have recovered.
No one can make you give up your dream. If you try it yourself, you will give up.
For people like you, even if you stick two words of Tuhao on your face, others will read them in reverse.
God sprinkles wisdom on the world, but you have an umbrella.
What are you kicking me for?
Life is not only about the present, but also about the medlar in the distance.
You don't have nothing. You are still sick.
If you like a girl, work hard to earn more money, and then pay more.
When you lose motivation to work, look at your bank card balance. Then you will find that work is useless.
Time is like a chest. When you squeeze, you have it. When you lie down, you have it.
Now the tears are all the water in my head.
All those who complain about social injustice and system can only be translated into one sentence: please give me money, women and social status.
Others don't know whether you are good or not. Others can only see that you are short, fat and poor.
You are sleepy every day because you are trapped by life.
It doesn't matter if you are single. There will be a long time to be single in the future.
The disappointments never let me down, and each time they really let me down.
It's actually troublesome to know strangers, and many lies have to be told again.
Once a dreamer, now there is no dream, only homesick.
Many times I felt I couldn't hold on, and then I gave up.
Everything in the world can be done in a hurry, except for math problems.
Love is mostly unsuccessful, either suffering from the boredom of getting married, or suffering from the sadness of not getting married.
Try to understand the people you hate, and you will find that the more you look at them, the more annoying they are.
My biggest shortcoming is that I lack money.
I tried to disappear, but no one asked.
Some things are not a knot, but a scar.
I used to be so young, but now I'm so young.
I used to buy lottery tickets every day, but one day, I can't even afford to buy lottery tickets.
When the history exam comes, I will rewrite the history!
Don't always open your heart and lungs to others. Some people don't eat viscera.
Don't care what others think of you. If you care, others will not look up to you.
Enter the elder friend circle to learn the latest rumors.
Choice is more important than hard work, so I choose not to work hard.
Do you want to thin into a lightning bolt? The average width of lightning bolt is five meters.
Don't bother those who don't return your message for a long time each time. Just delete your friends.
Are you afraid of being laughed at if you don't look good? Don't worry, it's the same with good clothes.
Go to bed early, because the person you like has already fallen asleep with others.
Only a liar in the world is sincere, because he is really lying to you.
I don't even know a few famous brands. Sometimes, I don't know that others are showing off their wealth.
What do you want to take away from your alma mater? What I want to take away from my alma mater is my tuition.
It doesn't matter if you are bitter now. As long as you are alive, something good will happen to others.
A fierce look at you is not good. A careful look is better than a fierce look.
The only way to relieve worries is to become rich.
When the salted fish turned over, it was still salted fish.
I don't want to be stabbed in two directions, but I am often stabbed in two directions.
There are two kinds of people who are the dumbest in the world, one is you, the other is like you.
Welcome the God of Wealth on the fifth day of the first month. It's all about the rich. Go to bed.
The moon represents my heart, pitted and cold?
Spring Festival holiday starts from skipping brunch.
Don't lose heart. There are as many beautiful girls as there are stars in the sky, but you can't see them.
Don't be depressed anymore, kid. You should be as lively and cheerful as a psychopath.
I was poor, so the National Day at home, to avoid a festival.
Everyone else's girlfriend will be angry, but your girlfriend is still inflating.
I can row without oars, I can sail without direction, because my whole life depends on waves.
There are more than eight or nine bad things in life.
Nostalgia is a small ticket. I am here and the scalper is there.
Life polishes your edges and corners to make you roll farther.
Enter the elder friend circle to learn the latest rumors.
The world laughs at my madness. I laugh at how quickly the world can see it.
I thought tomorrow would be better, and then I looked forward to tomorrow every day.
You have never succeeded. What are you afraid of?
I picked up a magic lamp and wished I could find my girlfriend before I died. As a result, I got eternal life!
The so-called growth is to hear the four words of rough seas, and can no longer associate with the sea.
When you are too old to walk, I will use a wheelchair to push you to the square every day and let you watch me dance with other old men.
Wearing white clothes to work does not mean that you can not take the blame.
Don't bother those who don't return your message for a long time each time. Just delete your friends.
If you abandon yourself today, you will defeat you tomorrow.
I thought I could get hold of my little sister by holding her hand, but I didn't expect her to be Thousand Hand Avalokitesvara.
There is no trace of wings in the sky, unless you will lose hair when flying.
It is said that in 2020, I don't want to die to eliminate the poor.
In fact, you are not useless. At least in summer, you can feed mosquitoes.
You are very creative and courageous.
There is no impassable ridge in life, only impassable ridge.
The cold of looking through the autumn water can never be compared to the cold of wearing pants.
Before he had time to flirt, he was pulled out.
The garbage is still picked up by my parents. How about you?
When leaders are in a meeting, we should keep quiet. It is impolite to disturb others to sleep.
After suffering, I finally became a servant.
When the salted fish has a dream, it will become a salted fish with a dream.
You think your boyfriend is an ATM, but there are ten machines and nine and a half are deposit machines.
When I left my hometown, the villagers never had a drink from a well.
I hate two kinds of people most when driving. One is the person who likes to jam, the other is the person who doesn't let me jam.
There are two kinds of results when a woman is forced to kiss to express her feelings, one is "pa pa pa", the other is "pa pa pa". This is the gap between Loser and Gao Fushai.
Where is the best place to see the scenery on National Day? The answer is, circle of friends.
God closes a security door for you, and also conveniently puts a titanium alloy lock on you.
I can't afford to eat in big hotels.
If you work harder, you will get more blows.
I don't know what happiness is when I am in happiness? It's just that I am getting fat and becoming a pig. I still think my figure is OK.
As long as there is an express on the way, I feel this life is still hopeful.
Failure is the mother of success, but I have failed so many times that I don't know who my mother is.
Beauty fades, but folly lasts~
The leader said that hard work will lead to faster maturity, so now I look older than them.
Every time I cram temporarily, the Buddha always gives me a kick.
Beauty fades, but folly lasts~
Fear of ghosts is really naive. Let me show you people's hearts.
Young people should not always think about taking shortcuts. Strong parents are the absolute principle.
When you fall, there are thousands of people who can replace you.
Although I learn slowly, I give up quickly!
Please wear a helmet when riding an electric bicycle, otherwise, classmates driving Mercedes Benz will recognize you.
When comforting others, you should comfort yourself one set at a time. When comforting yourself, you just want to find a rope.
Be still as if paralyzed, and move as if epileptic.
As long as there is an express on the way, I feel this life is still hopeful.
The female ticket suddenly became thinner, most of which were air leaks.
There is less friendship and more reciprocity.
Everything in the world can be done in a hurry, except for math problems.
Escape can't solve the problem. You can't solve it without escaping.
In the adult world, nothing is easy except getting fat.
When looking for an object, don't just look at the other person's appearance, but first look at your own appearance!
I believe you will not be knocked down by life, because your weight exceeds life's expectations.
The boss said that as long as we work hard, he can change Maserati next year.
I will see the parents of the other party tomorrow. I'm so nervous. After all, I beat their children first.
Do you know why God is jealous of talents? Because nobody cares how long the fool lives.
If you are infatuated with a person, you must not be worthy of him!
People should have dreams, even if it is salted fish, they should also make the saltiest one.
Since childhood, I like to stand on my own, for example, relying on my own skill list.
If you see me looking bad on New Year's Day, don't think too much. You forgot to give me a red envelope.
Buy a globe on holiday. You can not only see the world but also turn around it.
It is only after suffering that we know that there is no bitterest, only more bitter.
Don't care about the current low. There is still a long way to go in the future.
He dreamed of walking around with his sword, but cancelled the original plan because he was too fat.
My lover is an unparalleled hero. One day he will step on colorful clouds to marry others.
Do you think you are Cinderella? Please don't dream, she is the daughter of the count.
You met love around the corner, but have you ever thought of each other? He met a ghost around the corner.
I thought I could get hold of my little sister by holding her hand, but I didn't expect her to be Thousand Hand Avalokitesvara.
I also want to be an elegant lady. It is life that has forced my mother into a shrew.
Some people appear in your life to tell you how deceitful you are!
Please wear a helmet when riding an electric bicycle, otherwise, classmates driving Mercedes Benz will recognize you.
Don't be depressed anymore, kid. You should be as lively and cheerful as a psychopath.
Someone saved your number to call you. I'm different. I don't want to answer it.
Only after hard work can we know that the gap in IQ is insurmountable.
Growth is the process of turning your crying into silence.
Once the sea was dry and the rocks were crumbling, but it was not easy to get together and disperse.
The time has come for all contradictions to be resolved with the words "celebrate the New Year".
Young and young leave home and return home, and learn a lot of Sao dialect.
Although life is rough, I never yield to fate! I usually bend my knees directly, Orz.
Please cherish the person who treats you well, or you will not know when to meet another blind person when you miss it.
If Cinderella's shoes fit, they would not fall off. If the prince really loved Cinderella, he would not even know the girl who had danced with him all night.
Rome wasn't built in a day, but it's not difficult to empty your wallet.
You are always so stingy. You have broken several doors.
I was poor before I was 38, but I will get used to it later!
Don't you fight? How do you know how incompetent you are.
My principle, only three words, depends on the mood.
Making money is like constipation - it's hard, spending money is like diarrhea - I can't hold it.
The creditor is the one who will not abandon you even if you break your property.
It takes ninety-nine and eighty-one difficulties for a good person to become a Buddha, while a bad person only needs to lay down his butcher's knife.
Don't want to fall in love is false, no one is true.
Would you like to be my sun? Then please keep 92955886 km with me.
The best you can do is not as good as others.
The service provided by Haidilao is really good. Last time, I didn't bring any money with me for dinner. The waiter called the police for me.
If you don't cherish me, after passing this village, I will wait for you in the next village.
The pain of life is not because you don't have money, but because others have money.
Making money is a kind of ability, spending money is a kind of technology. My ability is limited, but my technology is high.
You should be safe and steady, because you can't make any moth.
These days, some people live by their faces, while others live by their shamelessness.
Since ancient times, deep love has always been popular.
I have gone from nothing to penniless.
The salted fish turns over to get a thorough sun. You turn over because your hands are numb.
You want to be rich? Just think about it.
There is no end to learning.
If you use it skillfully, you can save 80% of your life.
You are not so insecure, because no money is the safest.
As long as it is a stone, it will not shine anywhere.
I hate one word most in my life! Especially when you can't do the questions.
When quarreling with an object, don't investigate the cause of the quarrel first, but find out how he is emboldened.
People should have dreams, even if it is salted fish, they should also make the saltiest one.
Why do parents only look at scores? crap! Can they understand the subject?
I tried to be an interesting person, but later I ran away and became a teaser.
I have never been to your city, but I have brushed your questions.
I never hold grudges. I usually take revenge on the spot.
Don't set your bank card password as your girlfriend's birthday, or you will always have more trouble.
I watched you step onto the stage with my own eyes. I don't know whether you are going to make a fool of yourself or not.
Don't always open your heart and lungs to others. Some people don't eat viscera.
Brother listened to my advice, and the game can be played again without it, and the daughter-in-law can play all the time without it.
What about hair loss? You should eat healthily and keep a good attitude, so you can accept this fact.
If the word "give up" appears in your mind, you must firmly tell yourself that you have nothing, where can you give up?
Secret love is that you build a castle for him in your heart, but he doesn't even want to enter the door.
No matter what happens, where you fall, just lie down for a while.
You are very creative and courageous.
You can either work very hard or be very smart to barely live a mediocre life.
Don't always scold iron for not making steel. You forget that iron can't make steel.
Don't always scold iron for not making steel. You forget that iron can't make steel.
As long as the Kung Fu deep iron pestle is ground into a needle, but the person who really grinds the iron pestle into a needle is absolutely a fool.
The worst is never just today, but also your future.
As long as I eat fast enough, I will never catch up with my weight!
With a bullshit attitude, face the fucking life.
With a bullshit attitude, face the fucking life.
Give your favorite girl a lipstick. At least she has your sense of participation when kissing others.
The world is so big that I want to see it. How far can you go with such a small wallet?
After everyone's patient persuasion, I finally accepted the fact that I was a fool.
When I was young, I thought money was everything, but now I know it when I am old.
Since you have already swept the world behind you, why turn around and mess around.
The world is so big, I feel so unlucky to know you.
You are not so miserable. People who are miserable don't have mobile phones.
Although I don't care about you at ordinary times, in fact, I secretly expect you to have an accident every day!
A person's longest love history is probably narcissism.
What is an April Fool's Day confession? Tomb sweeping Day confession is the king's way. If you fail, you can also say that you are possessed by a ghost!
The aunt who spread pancakes said that she earned thirty thousand yuan a month, and you are not short of an egg.
People's hearts are weak, so don't be tough without strength!
Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately, it killed all the students in the end.
Although you have never been abroad, you are jet lagged every day.
The world is so big, I want to see if there are plastic bottles.
At present, the most reliable way to get rich is that your house is demolished.
Life is six big words, and it can't be done in any way.
You want to be rich? Just think about it.
No cosmetics are used at the age of 18, and no cosmetics are used at the age of 28.
Life is short, and I'm fucking lazy.
How can you look like a QR code? If you don't scan it, you don't know what you are!
Hope is always here, and you miss it every moment.
Always repeating, especially mistakes!
Can money buy happiness? No, money itself is happiness!
I am a fish with pickled cabbage, which is both sour and vegetable.
Those who have really worked hard will understand how important talent is.
The reality is that you have been shot dead on the beach before the front wave started.
Who said you don't have true love? Worries are with you.
Rich people are close to me, rich people are far away from me!
The world is so big, I want to see if there are plastic bottles.
In fact, life ends after a certain node, and everyone is just waiting for the eggs.
Poverty is not a state, but a normal state.
Many times I felt I couldn't hold on, and then I gave up.
I picked up a magic lamp and wished I could find my girlfriend before I died. As a result, I got eternal life!
As long as it is a stone, it will not shine anywhere.
Fear of ghosts is really naive. Let me show you people's hearts.
A fierce look at you is not good. A careful look is better than a fierce look.
No, you can't. Only you can't
Do you think today is the worst day? Tomorrow will change your opinion.
If the deposit is negative, the house is rented, there is a bicycle, and it is shared.
Squat down and touch your own shadow. I'm sorry, you've been wronged by following me.
Whether it is a white hat or a black hat, it is not a good hat that will turn green.
Iron body, magnet bed.
If girls don't work hard, they will be arrested and married, and they will have a second child.
Please don't call me a homestead girl, please call me Madame Curie.
Only age and fat can get something for nothing.
Don't be depressed anymore, kid. You should be as lively and cheerful as a psychopath.
Death is not terrible, but the fear is that you can no longer live.
Why do Chinese people have to choose a good day to get married? Because after getting married, there will be no good life!
I don't know how many peaks you can cross before you succeed. Anyway, you can't escape two peaks sooner or later.
Nine out of ten people are unhappy in life. They have never met one or two people.
Commitment is like farting. It was earth shattering at that time, and then it became powerless.
Before I met you, my world was black and white. After I met you, it was completely black.
Poverty has limited me so much, why not limit my weight?
People ask if you are in love? Just say no now. We can cover up the fact that we didn't have in the past.
99% of the things in the world can be solved with money, and the remaining 1% needs more money.
You have gained a lot of money, but also lost a lot of things, such as worry.
I want to have puppy love, but it's too late
To lose weight, you want to insist, but insist on not wanting you.
Looking back on the past, I didn't go straight once.
You can't ignore your ugliness just because you are fat.
I see two things in your eyes, one is sincerity, and the other is eyedropsy.
My social phobia mainly comes from low income.
When can I withdraw the money in my mind.
Do you think he likes you because he likes you? It's just a slip of hand.
Although you learn slowly, you give up quickly.
Don't bow your head, your chin will show.
I have reached the legal age for marriage. When I went to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get the certificate, did my wife bring it or wait for them to send it?
I looked for her thousands of times. When I looked back, that person still ignored me.
The female ticket suddenly became thinner, most of which were air leaks.
Crazy farting in a taxi can greatly reduce the probability that the driver will take you around.
Becoming famous is like farting. It's not enough to make a noise, but it will be a long time.
Every man dies, either lighter or heavier than a feather.
If life is a movie, you are the advertisement popping up in the middle.
Go to bed early, because the person you like has already fallen asleep with others.
No cosmetics are used at the age of 18, and no cosmetics are used at the age of 28.
I don't want to be the last one to let you down.
Thank you. Every time I need you, I lose my chain.
Some young people create their own image of high-end income through high-end consumption.
Life is like a tea table with cups on it.
Don't always be so narcissistic. Beautiful women look at you more because you are so ugly.
Nine out of ten things are unhappy in life, and the rest are even more unhappy!
As the saying goes, disasters never come singly. It can be seen that even disasters are accompanied. Look at you again.
Women pretend to be in love by pretending to be in high tide, while men pretend to be in love by pretending to be in high tide.
It is not difficult to be a good man for one day, but it is difficult to be a rich man for a lifetime.
There is no unprovoked love, no unprovoked hate in the world, but TM has unprovoked fat!
Insomnia and sleeplessness may be because your mobile phone still has electricity.
What can be solved with money is not a problem, but how to have money is your biggest problem.
You must dare to love and hate to find your love and hate. Others really don't care.
Never abandon yourself. Once you start to give up, you will find that you are very happy
Why God closes the door for you is not because you are invisible.
I'm not the kind of person who would kill a man if he fell down. I just sealed the well.
If you think there are flies around you, you may be a piece of shit.
The garbage is still picked up by my parents. How about you?
Those who look good may not be good people, but may be fraud groups.
People ask if you are in love? Just say no now. We can cover up the fact that we didn't have in the past.
Those who have really worked hard will understand how important talent is.
Tell me when you have no money, let me know that I am not the only one who has no money.
My principle, only three words, depends on the mood.
Once some people miss it, thank goodness.
I thought we could go to the end together. Who knows, you will take a taxi after two steps.
There is no unprovoked love, no unprovoked hate in the world, but TM has unprovoked fat!
If you work harder, you will get more blows.
You are a princess by your parents, a princess by your men, and a beggar by yourself.
When you think you can't do it, just walk on the street, so you are a pedestrian.
The three steps of encountering difficulties, face it and deal with it, and abandon it.
The garbage is still picked up by my parents. How about you?
Women pretend to be in love by pretending to be in high tide, while men pretend to be in love by pretending to be in high tide.
You can't have it both ways, but you can be poor and ugly.
Difficulties are like springs. If you are weak, they will be strong. If you are strong, they will be stronger.
If you are ugly, you should study more so that you can have money for cosmetic surgery.
What is powerful is not how many backstage you have, but how many backstage you can become!
What I have thought about is illusion, but I have no future if I do it seriously.
The loss of traditional culture is serious. Ancient women can make poems right, but modern women can only make mistakes if they fail.
If there is no pursuit in life, then how easy it should be
I thought we could go to the end together. Who knows, you will take a taxi after two steps.
I know that haste makes waste. I can't eat hot tofu in a hurry. How can you say I have procrastination?
If my life is a movie, then you are a pop-up advertisement.
Don't worry, everything is the worst arrangement.
It's not that the road is rough, but that you can't.
You are sleepy every day because you are trapped by life.
God didn't give me any great responsibility, so it still hurts my mind and bones.
Nostalgia is a small ticket. I am here and the scalper is there.
As long as there is an express on the way, I feel this life is still hopeful.
Only when you ask for leave and deduct your salary can you feel your salary is high.
Others say that I can't help the mud on the wall, but why should I go on the wall? Is it uncomfortable to lie on the ground?
It's not my fault that I'm ugly, but I'm in a hurry when I land.
Sometimes people treat you coldly, which may not be your problem. Maybe he just doesn't like ugly.
You don't have nothing. You are still sick.
Nothing is difficult in the world, as long as you give up!
I mustered up courage to face the reality, but found that courage is really just gas.
Don't look down on anyone easily. Even killing Matt has more hair than you.
The dark night will never mistreat those who sleep late. It will give you dark circles under your eyes and a body that is about to die suddenly.
I'm not Zhuge Liang, and I don't have a straw boat, but why do you keep coming to me?
Your lover is an unparalleled hero. He rides colorful auspicious clouds to eat chicken in Internet cafes every day.
Are you afraid of being laughed at if you don't look good? Don't worry, it's the same with good clothes.
Everything is going up, that is, people are becoming more and more cheap.
Marriage is the reorganization of assets of two families.
You have never succeeded. What are you afraid of?
Young people, it's nothing to have no money now. There will be many days without money in the future.
As long as the hoe is wielded well, no corner cannot be dug down.
If you are unhappy, just go to sleep. There is nothing that cannot be solved by sleeping. If you are unhappy, just go back to sleep.
You are nothing, but one thing you do very well is daydreaming.
Did I live for 16 years, or did I live for one day and repeat for 16 years?
If everyone understands you, then you have to be ordinary!
You are a yellow braised chicken, yellow, stuffy and garbage.
My friend said he would lend you 20 yuan. After borrowing the money, I learned that some people will live forever.
I can row without oars, I can sail without direction, because my whole life depends on waves.
Only after hard work can we know that the gap in IQ is insurmountable.
If you are infatuated with a person, you must not be worthy of him!
With a lofty ambition, you can't bind a chicken with your hands.
You can rely on your face, but you rely on your talent. This is the difference between you and Mingming.
When a relative asked me about my grades, I asked him about his year-end bonus.
There is no impassable ridge in life, only impassable ridge.
Nine year compulsory education should open ventriloquism class. After all, there will be too much talk when you grow up.
If the deposit is negative, the house is rented, there is a bicycle, and it is shared.
We agreed to go to Baitou together, but you secretly baked oil.
When I left my hometown, the villagers never had a drink from a well.
Thank you. Every time I need you, I lose my chain.
If you work harder, you will get more blows.
Today's young people want to sleep at all times except when they don't want to sleep.
My principle, only three words, depends on the mood.
It's just money. It seems that no one lacks it.
Death is not terrible, but the fear is that you can no longer live.
Do you want to thin into a lightning bolt? The average width of lightning bolt is five meters.
It is better to be uniform in beauty than different in ugliness.
Your vision is not limited to your living environment, but also to your vision.
If you don't marry and I don't marry ten years later, that's too sad!
Don't complain about the miserable experience of the present, which is far from the future.
We have an unprecedented understanding, and suddenly you ignore me and I ignore you.
You will never know which of your friends will become the next WeChat business.
There are no secret admirers, but there are many people who want to assassinate.
Living expenses are like big aunts. They come once a month and disappear in a few days.
The rich get married, but the poor witness it.
I have never been to your city, but I have brushed your questions.
When God closes the door for you, he will also pinch your brain.
Opportunities are always left to those who have the heart and face.
Those who don't make money say they are starting a business.
When leaders are in a meeting, we should keep quiet. It is impolite to disturb others to sleep.
They say that my sister is beautiful, but in fact she is made up.
We work very hard to live like ordinary people.
Don't complain about the miserable experience of the present, which is far from the future.
Mass blessings and single digit red envelopes are soulless.
As long as you choose the right direction in life, you will succeed easily. Let's congratulate you on the easy way.
When I take off my clothes, I am an animal. When I put on my clothes, I am an animal dressed in clothes.
I have a friend who stopped complaining and began to work hard. After several years, he still looks like a bird.
How do you know that you are not the result of your parents' contraceptive failure?
Every time I see you wearing silk stockings, I have an unspeakable feeling that carrots are wrapped in plastic wrap.
At this age, I can sing in your ears. If I like your body, I will give you bags. Only mosquitoes are left.
Don't always call yourself a single dog. You are a single turtle according to your age and a single fool according to your IQ.
There is a long way to go. I will ask for help.
The cold of looking through the autumn water can never be compared to the cold of wearing pants.
If you want to buy a Porsche Cayenne, please ask the friends who bought it, where did you get your money from!
Can your play be less like your money?
What about hair loss? You should eat healthily and keep a good attitude, so you can accept this fact.
How good are you with your best friend? I was the first person who came off the line when he entered MLM.
Thank those who knocked you down, because you will find it really comfortable to lie down.
The starting point of others is the end point beyond your reach.
Put down your mobile phone and go for a walk. Finally, you will find that it is still interesting.
In this final exam, I will tell you how many people there are in our grade.
Like a person is not hidden, even hidden in the wardrobe, or her husband will be found.
99% of the things in the world can be solved with money, and the remaining 1% needs more money.
As long as the Kung Fu deep iron pestle is ground into a needle, but the person who really grinds the iron pestle into a needle is absolutely a fool.
Don't you fight? How do you know how incompetent you are.
In fact, you are not ugly, but you are not obviously beautiful.
They laughed at my ugliness, and I laughed at their correctness.
The real food can be regarded as moon cakes.
I wanted to enjoy life, but I found it difficult to survive.
I used to go to school to make money, but now I work to make money.
Have you ever thought about May 4th Youth Day and June 1st Children's Day? There are only 38 festivals left for you.
Some people are beautiful, some people are ugly, and you are so ugly.
If one day you find yourself getting rich overnight, slap yourself. Wake up and don't be late for work.
If no one holds hands, I will take the bag.
You are not choosing to be difficult, you are just poor.
Autumn is the harvest season. The harvest of others is success and happiness. Your harvest is to realize that not everyone will be successful and happy.
Even if you sleep late, the person who will not find you will not find you!
Don't say you are a single dog. In fact, you may not be as good as a dog
Three views are useless. You have to rely on your five senses!
From a distance, I saw the long hair fluttering. When I came closer, I saw the old monster in the crouching groove.
Love is a double-edged sword. One side cuts you very hard, and the other side also cuts you very hard.
Let nature take its course is just another way of saying that there is nothing we can do.
Life is not just a temporary muddle, but also an ex's wedding invitation, so it is very important to pull black.
I don't want to be stabbed in two directions, but I am often stabbed in two directions.
If you look the same as the selfie, why don't you have a boyfriend.
Making money is like constipation - it's hard, spending money is like diarrhea - I can't hold it.
Your complicated facial features can't hide your simple IQ.
Everything in the world can be done in a hurry, except for math problems.
My biggest shortcoming is that I lack money.
You can either work very hard or be very smart to barely live a mediocre life.
For you, removing makeup is also called money laundering.
It's said that it's raining in your city. I don't know if you have an umbrella. If you take this rain, it will be white.
It's true that geomancy turns, but you are on the axis, which is very embarrassing.
You can't buy happiness with money, because you have no money at all.
Failure is the mother of success, but failure doesn't even have a boyfriend.
If you suffer, don't drink water, or you will become dirty.
April Fool's Day is just a chance for liars to tell the truth.
Intermittent reform, continuous mixed eating and death.
Occasionally, I still have to go out for a walk to know how comfortable I am in bed.
When God closes the door for you, he will also pinch your brain.
Rome wasn't built in a day. Three layers of belly wasn't built in a day.
All roads lead to Rome, and some people were born in Rome.
Do you think it's better to bow to life? Life is about getting you down on your knees.
Who said I can't play musical instruments? How nice of me to back off!
You should be safe and steady, because you can't make any moth.
I believe you will not be knocked down by life, because your weight exceeds life's expectations.
Becoming famous is like farting. It's not enough to make a noise, but it will be a long time.
Only when there is a long line at the station can you really realize that you are the descendant of the dragon.
It doesn't matter if you can't lose weight after a week of exercise, because you can't lose weight after ten weeks of exercise.
I can't afford to eat in big hotels.
If I can lose weight through my wild imagination, I may have only my soul left now.
Early to bed and early to rise is good for health, but late to bed and late to rise is really good for mood.
Whenever I take a brave step, God will timely and generously pave the way for me to go downhill.
Believe if you believe, or not, and return the whole WeChat.
Failure is the mother of success, but failure doesn't even have a boyfriend.
The most romantic thing I can think of is eating with you, and then you pay.
I have reached the legal age for marriage. When I went to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get the certificate, did my wife bring it or wait for them to send it?
Be modest, listen to others' opinions, and then write down their names carefully.
You have changed all uncertainty into certainty.
If people have no dreams, what's the difference between carefree and carefree?
The difference between you and Xueba is that all your flashes of inspiration are his basic questions.
If the deposit is negative, the house is rented, there is a bicycle, and it is shared.
There are two kinds of results when a woman is forced to kiss to express her feelings, one is "pa pa pa", the other is "pa pa pa". This is the gap between Loser and Gao Fushai.
Three minutes is doomed, seven minutes depends on hard work, and 90 minutes depends on face.
If life is a movie, you are the advertisement popping up in the middle.
I examine myself three times a day. I have no money, no car, no house.
Don't say that others are mentally ill. The premise of brain disease is that you must have a brain.
Do you think you are Cinderella? Please don't dream, she is the daughter of the count.
Although those rich people look beautiful on the surface, in fact, they are more beautiful in private.
If life deceives you, don't worry - take out your beauty camera to cheat life.
There was no chicken soup in the world. When the chicken died, it was made into chicken soup.
Whether it is a white hat or a black hat, it is not a good hat that will turn green.
Good looking skin bag reality split, interesting soul spirit derailment?.
If you like a girl, you should study hard to find a good job and earn a lot of money. When she gets married, you should pay more.
I never bullied the weak. Before I bullied him, I didn't know he was weaker than me.
If you can't compete with others, you can't compete with others. What can you do on Singles Day.
Work, love and life are not smooth? Look in the mirror and you will understand many things.
A lazy crowd wears small clothes, and their salary is naturally cool.
The person who used to pour cold water on me, it doesn't matter. I'll boil it and return it to you.
It is not because we see hope that we persist, but because we persist that we know there is no hope.
Others are just playing fat, while you are ugly and serious.
A single man is called a single dog, while a single woman is called a dog ignore.
Nothing can knock people down at once, as long as you are strong enough, it will continue to knock you down!
Maybe fate is holding your throat, just let you eat less.
You should be careful during the Spring Festival. After all, you have to kill pigs during the Spring Festival.
Come on, boys! As long as you work hard, your boss will succeed.
If you can't accommodate me, it means that either your mind is too narrow or my personality is too great.
The moon represents my heart, pitted and cold?
If eating fish can boost your brain, you should eat at least one whale.
When you need help most, only ghosts will help you.
You can't even sleep well. Do you want to sleep with others?
In this final exam, I will tell you how many people there are in our grade.
Don't panic to accept failure, but feel it slowly.
Three hundred and sixty lines lead to bugs.
Don't put things off until tomorrow. The day after tomorrow is a good day.
There is no impassable ridge in life, only impassable ridge.
In the face of difficulties, stick to it for a while, and you will get used to it.
Why God closes the door for you is not because you are invisible.
Follow your heart, translate it into Chinese.
I will see the parents of the other party tomorrow. I'm so nervous. After all, I beat their children first.
Growth is the process of turning your crying into silence.
Some young people create their own image of high-end income through high-end consumption.
You are my little apple, I hate you! I mean I really want to cut you.
There is no straight man. As long as you look good enough, you can become bent.
If you live well, how can I sleep.
Don't always be so narcissistic. Beautiful women look at you more because you are so ugly.
If people have no dreams, what's the difference between carefree and carefree?
Nothing is difficult in the world, as long as you give up!
If you work hard enough for a long time, you can fail more thoroughly.
Nothing in the world is difficult except for the rich. Birds of a feather flock together to get rich.
I'm not Zhuge Liang, and I don't have a straw boat, but why do you keep coming to me?
You are in my heart, just like the stars in the sky.
Although life is rough, I never yield to fate! I usually bend my knees directly, Orz.
Appearance is not important. Love is about feeling, but people don't feel ugly.
Everything today is just a passing thing. You will be useless from tomorrow.
I don't want to raise a dog or a cat. I just want to raise you. After all, raising a pig can make you rich.
Today is New Year's Eve. Come here and give you your favorite swan meat.
We were very happy when we were young, because at that time we were not so ugly and poor.
Don't always scold iron for not making steel. You forget that iron can't make steel.
It doesn't matter that you are short and poor now. You should believe that one day you will become short and poor
What good habits have you adhered to in order to become beautiful? Insist on beauty.
It will take you 3 hours to get up and do what you can do in 3 minutes.
Why can you live like a retarded, but I can't.
My principle, only three words, depends on the mood.
Those who have really worked hard know that the gap in IQ is insurmountable.
When you feel ugly and poor, don't be sad, at least your judgment is correct.
Tell me when you have no money, let me know that I am not the only one who has no money.
Losing weight is a big thing. Let me have enough food first, and then make a good plan.
I don't even know a few famous brands. Sometimes, I don't know that others are showing off their wealth.
No one looks down on you, because no one looks at you at all.
I don't know what happiness is when I am in happiness? It's just that I am getting fat and becoming a pig. I still think my figure is OK.
A girl asked me to borrow money for cosmetic surgery, which was very successful. I didn't recognize who asked me to borrow the money again.
No one cares how high you fly, but there are a group of people waiting to see how bad you fall.
Dogs are man's best friends. But dog's best friend is shit.
Squat down and touch your own shadow. I'm sorry, you've been wronged by following me.
I think lovelorn is not terrible, blind is terrible.
People who can afford to eat bird's nest have good skin.
Forget the past unhappy, because the future will be more unhappy.
Brain is a great thing. I hope you have it.
Edison searched for the filament thousands of times to make you a durable light bulb.
Come to me when you have no money. Let me tell you how to live without money.
Although others seem to be doing well, they are actually doing well behind their backs.
Age is not a problem, height is not a distance, who likes you without money?
Today is New Year's Eve. Come here and give you your favorite swan meat.
My future is a dream. What's more, I still have insomnia at the moment.
The only thing more terrible than loneliness is being known that you are lonely.
A single man is called a single dog, while a single woman is called a dog ignore.
I dreamed that I was taking a test, and then I woke up and found that I was really taking a test.
Please cherish the person who treats you well, or you will not know when to meet another blind person when you miss it.
When there is no money, it is a curse to hear others say that they wish you a long life.
What I said made you cry, please tell me, I say it again.
They say that my sister is beautiful, but in fact she is made up.
An iron pestle can be ground into a needle, but a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. It's no use trying harder if the materials are wrong.
You think your boyfriend is an ATM, but there are ten machines and nine and a half are deposit machines.
May you have wine, meat and girls in the future. Girls are ugly.
Life is like water in a sponge. As long as you don't want to squeeze it, it will evaporate one day.
Life is not only about the present, but also about the whole life.
The first thing is to sleep, stay up all night without rest and lose hair.
When I think of you, my ugly face smiles.
There are no unsolvable problems, but there are unsolvable problems.
It is not terrible to be poor. What is terrible is that I am the poorest person.
You look serious, just like the film on the overpass.
Most of the time, it is not work that consumes energy, but the people we meet at work.
The mistress is a good thing. She took away the dog that doesn't love you.
You give grass a little love, grass also gives you a green!
Beauty fades, but folly lasts~
Most people lie for the first time in life, starting from writing a composition.
The friendship between girls is like a plastic flower, which is fake but never withers.
Boy, how about being short? Raise your head and let them know that you are not only short, but also ugly!
How great is being rich? Being rich is really amazing.
In fact, destiny doesn't like to joke with you. It really wants to kill you.
Tell me when you have no money, let me know that I am not the only one who has no money.
May you have wine, meat and girls in the future. Girls are ugly.
Every time Zhang Yi kills a dog, he is a scholar.
If you are infatuated with a person, you must not be worthy of him!
Failure is also a part of success. Where you fall, you are corrupting others.
Failure is also a part of success. Where you fall, you are corrupting others.
May your troubles, like your hair, become less and less.
If life deceives you, don't worry - take out your beauty camera to cheat life.
How can we meet a storm without experiencing wind and rain.
Don't worry, as long as you keep going downhill, you will never be at the lowest point of life.
The leader said that hard work will lead to faster maturity, so now I look older than them.
Losing weight is a big thing. Let me have enough food first, and then make a good plan.
Can money buy happiness? No, money itself is happiness!
I only have eyes for you, because your big face makes me unable to see others.
Eating food is generally kind-hearted, because I only want to eat every day and have no time to calculate others.
Are you good at any sports? "Escape from reality".
If you know from afar that you are short of horsepower, you will see that people are ill advised over time.
No one cares how high you fly, but there are a group of people waiting to see how bad you fall.
One of the symptoms of mental collapse is to believe that your work is very important.
Failure is also a part of success. Where you fall, you are corrupting others.
The mistress is a good thing. She took away the dog that doesn't love you.
If we don't owe each other, how can we meet again.
What I said made you cry, please tell me, I say it again.
Living expenses are like big aunts. They come once a month and disappear in a few days.
Bill Gates dropped out of school and started his own business, becoming the richest man in the world.
When others pick up girls after work, you meet them after work.
Don't wait until tomorrow to hand in the job, and then find an excuse. Today, find a good one.
I ate it quietly, just as I became fat quietly.
When others see you, they say you are a student, not because you look young, but because you wear dirt!
Only when there is a long line at the station can you really realize that you are the descendant of the dragon.
Knowledge gives you power, ignorance will give you more powerful, fearless and unpredictable power.
You are never lonely, because you don't want to make friends with you even when you are lonely.
The operation is as fierce as a tiger, and the salary is twenty-five thousand.
A girl asked me to borrow money for cosmetic surgery, which was very successful. I didn't recognize who asked me to borrow the money again.
Every time Zhang Yi kills a dog, he is a scholar.
Your present life may not be what you want, but it is definitely your own.
As long as you don't cheat, money is really omnipotent.
What I have thought about is illusion, but I have no future if I do it seriously.
Before doing the question, think about the intention of the question maker. I think he wants me dead.
Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first or I hang up first.
People ask if you are in love? Just say no now. We can cover up the fact that we didn't have in the past.
After nine years of hard work, I finally made up the down payment for the house I sold that year.
I just want to talk to you about the past, but you ask me if I want to buy it.
Maybe sleep is the real form of human activity. No wonder I always can't wake up.
Although I don't care about you at ordinary times, in fact, I secretly expect you to have an accident every day!
May you have wine, meat and girls in the future. Girls are ugly.
This year is the worst year in the past decade. The good news is that this year is the best year in the next decade.
Even if you charge for two hours, no one will talk to you for five minutes.
It's true that geomancy turns, but you are on the axis, which is very embarrassing.
People fall in love by looking romantic and burning money, while you are blind by the other person.
Some exams rely on strength, others rely on vision, and Nima, I rely on imagination!
Many times, optimistic attitude and nice words can't help you.
When you lose weight, you will find that your ugliness has nothing to do with losing weight.
Failure is the mother of success, but failure is often infertility.
If I have something that you don't like, please overcome it yourself.
Put down your mobile phone and go for a walk. Finally, you will find that it is still interesting.
Marriage is the reorganization of assets of two families.
The so-called review is to reconfirm what you don't know, and you really don't.
All roads lead to Rome, but some people were born in Rome
I will never be brainless and post my brand on the Internet because I can't afford it.
There is no impassable ridge in life, only impassable ridge.
Without you, the world will not turn. It will only turn faster and faster. After all, it is much lighter.
Don't stay up too late. It hurts your phone to stay up late.
You are my little apple, I hate you! I mean I really want to cut you.
When I was young, I thought money was everything, but now I know it when I am old.
Doing the political examination paper is the time I lied most in my life.
Believe in yourself. You can't do what others can.
May your troubles, like your hair, become less and less.
I was poor, so the National Day at home, to avoid a festival.
It doesn't matter that you are short and poor now. You should believe that one day you will become short and poor
How old can you accept love? As long as they are good-looking, they can last for five thousand years.
I miss you so much. The first sentence is false, and the second sentence is also false.
Don't lose weight. You are ugly not only because you are fat.
It doesn't matter if you are single. There will be a long time to be single in the future.
If you become a spare tire, please forget that you are also a jack.
It doesn't matter if you are ugly. Let others know with your words and manners that you are still a person without connotation.
Don't say sorry to me, because I can neither forgive you nor stab you to death.
Sleep more if you want to be beautiful, and feel beautiful when you are sleepy.
Even if you charge for two hours, no one will talk to you for five minutes.
I really want to sell my house and travel around the world, but the landlord doesn't agree.
People of the older generation often tell us to eat more bitterness when we are young, so that we can get used to it when we are old!
Once I wanted to be a special person, but now I have succeeded. Now I am very sad and helpless.
Thanks to those who knocked me down on the road ahead, because it's really comfortable to lie down.
Young people should not always think about taking shortcuts. Strong parents are the absolute principle.
I am ugly because I want to reduce the image quality and improve the performance. Why is my life still so stuck?
I have reached the legal age for marriage. When I went to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get the certificate, did my wife bring it or wait for them to send it?
After the Double 11, I changed from a single to a single with heavy debts.
You don't know how to arrange your life. There will be many people who will help you arrange what they need you to do.
How old can you accept love? As long as they are good-looking, they can last for five thousand years.
It doesn't take much courage to leave home, but to go home.
Others are always shining gold, and you will spend it.
Even if you sleep late, the person who will not find you will not find you!
If you work harder, you will be able to move forward. Life is crazy.
Becoming famous is like farting. It's not enough to make a noise, but it will be a long time.
If you show respect to others, they will advance further.
Where there is a long way to go, waving is to leave the tea cool.
Can you find someone to drink snowflakes with you, without saying that no one will accompany you to the end of the world?
Put wings on your dream. Although it may not fly far, it must fall heavily.
Good looking bag for three thousand one nights, interesting soul wants car and room.
With my qualifications and diploma, I will sweep the streets of this city in the future.
When you feel that life is unfair to you, weigh your weight and look in the mirror, you will feel that everything is reasonable again.
If money can't do something in the world, you can certainly do it with more money.
If the world doesn't want you, you should remember that I still have you, and I don't want you either.
No cosmetics are used at the age of 18, and no cosmetics are used at the age of 28.
I never hold grudges. I usually take revenge on the spot.
Don't want to fall in love is false, no one is true.
No cosmetics are used at the age of 18, and no cosmetics are used at the age of 28.
It's too simple to kill an obsessive-compulsive disorder.
If you are destined to meet thousands of miles away, you can also save money if you are not.
Despair is not in a certain moment, but in every moment.
Boy, what's wrong with being poor? If you are poor, you should also stand up and show others that you are not only poor, but also short.
When others tell you that they are busy, it is TA who needs to leave time for more important people.
You have gained a lot of money, but also lost a lot of things, such as worry.
Put wings on your dream. Although it may not fly far, it must fall heavily.
Insomnia and sleeplessness may be because your mobile phone still has electricity.
It's not that others look down on you, but that others can't see you.
At least in the summer, you are half as rich as you can be.
The night gives you black eyes, but you use them to roll your eyes.
Are you good at any sports? "Escape from reality".
There must be pure friendship between men and women. Every girl I know says she can only be friends with me at most.
If people have no dreams, what's the difference between carefree and carefree?
It is not terrible to be poor. What is terrible is that I am the poorest person.
Every time I cram temporarily, the Buddha always gives me a kick.
How old can you accept love? As long as they are good-looking, they can last for five thousand years.
There is no unprovoked love, no unprovoked hate in the world, but TM has unprovoked fat!
How worried can you be? It's like a group of eunuchs going to the brothel.
I'm not afraid of being poor or ugly, or of being single?
Why do Chinese people have to choose a good day to get married? Because after getting married, there will be no good life!
It doesn't matter if you can't lose weight after a week of exercise, because you can't lose weight after ten weeks of exercise.
Only after hard work can we know that the gap in IQ is insurmountable.
Why are people called human beings? Because people are tired when they are alive.
Sometimes you feel like an SB. Don't lose heart. At least you feel right.
If you are not happy with your money, you are spending it in the wrong way.
Rome wasn't built in a day. Three layers of belly wasn't built in a day.
Some things are not a knot, but a scar.
I don't know which link has gone wrong. Is there a middleman who makes a difference?
When you lose weight, you will find that your ugliness has nothing to do with losing weight.
If you are destined to meet thousands of miles away, you can also save money if you are not.
It's not that the road is rough, but that you can't.
A full man does not know that a hungry man is hungry, and a hungry man does not know that a full man is empty.
The loss of traditional culture is serious. Ancient women can make poems right, but modern women can only make mistakes if they fail.
If you don't do useless things, why should you spend your life?
Look in the mirror more often, and you will understand the reasons for many things.
The pain of life is not because you don't have money, but because others have money.
The garbage is still picked up by my parents. How about you?
When the salted fish turned over, it was still salted fish.
The end of failure is despair, and the end of effort is overwork.
The dark night will never mistreat those who sleep late. It will give you dark circles under your eyes and a body that is about to die suddenly.
The world is so big, I want to see where it is convenient to beg!
Staying up late is bad for your health. It is recommended to stay up all night.
If life deceives you, don't worry - take out your beauty camera to cheat life.
If you are ugly, you should exercise more, so that you can beat others when they say you are ugly.
Everyone wants to go to heaven, but no one wants to die.
Some things are not that I don't care, but that I care, what can I do?
I saved dandruff for a year just to give you snow.
I don't know how many peaks you can cross before you succeed. Anyway, you can't escape two peaks sooner or later.
If my life is a movie, then you are a pop-up advertisement.
Nothing is difficult in the world, as long as you give up!
For you, removing makeup is also called money laundering.
It's good of you to leave, otherwise I will always be careful and you will stay for dinner.
If the world doesn't want you, you should remember that I still have you, and I don't want you either.
What wakes me up every day is not the ideal, but the music of the square dance downstairs.
No object is afraid of nothing. I have objects, and I have never won chess.
Don't give up your dream, keep sleeping!
You can't even sleep well. Do you want to sleep with others?
When you know where you are going, the whole world is blocking you up.
You can't even sleep well. Do you want to sleep with others?
If you are infatuated with a person, you must not be worthy of him!
Bill Gates dropped out of school and started his own business, becoming the richest man in the world.
The picture of my wife in my wallet is to remind myself how to lose the money in my wallet.
Young and young leave home and return home, and learn a lot of Sao dialect.
When I left my hometown, the villagers never had a drink from a well.
If I have something that you don't like, please overcome it yourself.
I have reached the legal age for marriage. When I went to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get the certificate, did my wife bring it or wait for them to send it?
It's said that since you got neurotic, the whole person has become more energetic.
With my qualifications and diploma, I will sweep the streets of this city in the future.
Life is like a dream, I lose sleep, life is like a play, I help, life is like a song, I lose my tune.
Nine year compulsory education should open ventriloquism class. After all, there will be too much talk when you grow up.
Others care about whether you fly high or tired, but I only care about whether your wings are delicious?
Nine out of ten things are unhappy in life, and the remaining twelve out of ten are extremely unhappy.
Difficulties may be late, but never absent.
There are so many mental disabilities in the world, but you have become the best.
56 nationalities, 55 extra points.
Want to fight? If the mobile phone can be taken off your hand, it is a struggle.
Pinch your fingers, and you two will be separated.
The creditor is the one who will not abandon you even if you break your property.
The worst is never just today, but also your future.
Snow White explained that no matter how nice the seven little losers are to her, they can't be as good as a kiss from Gao Fushuai.
Life is six big words, and it can't be done in any way.
Why is God always jealous of talents? Because nobody cares how long a fool lives.
In fact, confession may not be a good thing, because it looks like a black hand.
Don't ask me what to do if I fail. Say as if you have succeeded.
56 nationalities, 55 extra points.
I just want to talk to you about the past, but you ask me if I want to buy it.
When you think you can't do it, just walk on the street, so you are a pedestrian.
You must have been a plastic bag in your previous life. You can only carry plastic bags.
If there is any truth in the world, it is deserved!
If you rob a bank, no matter success or failure, you will not have to work in the next ten years.
Finally, he won 5 million yuan. When he cashed in, he woke up with a smile.
At least in the summer, you are half as rich as you can be.
When you love someone, you must tell her so that you can know how much she hates you.
Life is different from riding a bicycle. Even going downhill will not be easy.
Don't care too much about the eyes of others, because no one will pay attention to you.
Young and young leave home and return home, and learn a lot of Sao dialect.
Nine year compulsory education should open ventriloquism class. After all, there will be too much talk when you grow up.
I hope that some things can be solved by myself, not by myself, but by myself.
You are the best! No, it's the fattest!
It doesn't matter if you are bitter now. As long as you are alive, something good will happen to others.
Bill Gates dropped out of school and started his own business, becoming the richest man in the world.
My friend said he would lend you 20 yuan. After borrowing the money, I learned that some people will live forever.
From a distance, I saw the long hair fluttering. When I came closer, I saw the old monster in the crouching groove.
When there is no money, it is a curse to hear others say that they wish you a long life.
Don't say you are a single dog. A dog can have three wives and four concubines.
The money for buying a house has not been saved yet, so we will start to save money for buying graves.
I don't want to raise a dog or a cat. I just want to raise you. After all, raising a pig can make you rich.
If it is a blessing to suffer losses, I might have been as lucky as the East China Sea.
Thanks to those who knocked me down on the road ahead, because it's really comfortable to lie down.
No one can make you give up losing weight. If you think about it yourself, you will give up.
If life deceives you, don't worry - take out your beauty camera to cheat life.
I never bullied the weak. Before I bullied him, I didn't know he was weaker than me.
I heard that you are not as good as me, so I'm relieved.
Laughing girls always have more crow's feet than others.
If you like it, you should express your love, so that you can know your spare tire number.
Suddenly, I found that the first thing to get up is to touch the phone, and the last thing to put down the phone before going to bed.
Like a person is not hidden, even hidden in the wardrobe, or her husband will be found.
As long as the Kung Fu deep iron pestle is ground into a needle, but the person who really grinds the iron pestle into a needle is absolutely a fool.
Don't always call yourself a single dog. You are a single turtle according to your age and a single fool according to your IQ.
Why do parents only look at scores? crap! Can they understand the subject?
Pinch your fingers, and you two will be separated.
Love is a double-edged sword. One side cuts you very hard, and the other side also cuts you very hard.
After the Double 11, I changed from a single to a single with heavy debts.
Please cherish those who have hurt you. After all, others are too lazy to hurt you.
If people decide to abandon themselves, they will live happily.
I have never been to your city, but I have brushed your questions.
No reply from others. Keep waiting. You will wait for her circle of friends.
Sleep more if you want to be beautiful, and feel beautiful when you are sleepy.
Mass blessings and single digit red envelopes are soulless.
It's OK to scold you at ordinary times. I have to wait until I hit you to know that I am both civil and martial.
If one day I disappear, even if my friends and lovers will not find me, the bank will also find me crazily.
There is no obstacle in life, only one obstacle after another.
If there is any truth in the world, it is deserved!
We should help when we have difficulties. If we have no difficulties, we should help when we create difficulties.
Love at first sight is beautiful. Deliberation is lack of money.
Even if you sleep late, the person who will not find you will not find you!
From small to large, the only constant is a heart that does not miss books.
At this age, I can sing in your ears. If I like your body, I will give you bags. Only mosquitoes are left.
Nine out of ten things are unhappy in life, and the rest are even more unhappy!
Where there is a long way to go, waving is to leave the tea cool.
If you work harder, you will be able to move forward. Life is crazy.
Don't say that you are good at nothing. You are a good hand at staying up late playing mobile phones.
Although others seem to be doing well, they are actually doing well behind their backs.
If my life is a movie, then you are a pop-up advertisement.
I don't know that firewood and rice are expensive if I'm not in charge, and I don't know I'm fat if I don't take photos.
Brother listened to my advice, and the game can be played again without it, and the daughter-in-law can play all the time without it.
After living for so many years, I have never understood one thing. Why did the hook hang?
I have a strong desire to learn. Fortunately, my self-control is strong and I am under pressure.
We are good friends. If you fall down, I will help you up, but wait until I finish laughing.
No one laughs at your dreams, they just laugh at your strength.
If it can't be amazing, then it's so ugly!
If you are lazy, you will lose because I am too lazy to compete with you.
Every time I look at the poor travel log, I feel that if I am poor, I should not go out to surf.
When you doubt life, in fact, this is your life.
I can't afford to eat in big hotels.
Because I'm poor, I dare not even care about you. I'm afraid you might as well make a huge sum of money if you want to ask for help.
Far away, in addition to the unknown, there is despair.
I tried to disappear, but no one asked.
Nothing is difficult in the world, as long as you give up!
Your complicated facial features can't hide your simple IQ.
Put wings on your dream. Although it may not fly far, it must fall heavily.
For ugly people, it is cruel to look closely.
Crazy farting in a taxi can greatly reduce the probability that the driver will take you around.
I don't know how many peaks you can cross before you succeed. Anyway, you can't escape two peaks sooner or later.
Staying up late is bad for your health. It is recommended to stay up all night.
Although my money didn't come from the gale, it seems to have been blown away by the gale.
Don't want to fall in love is false, no one is true.
When you know where you are going, the whole world is blocking you up.
What is terrible is that you can't solve it.
Failure is the mother of success, but it is a pity that success is unrecognizable.
Poverty is only temporary, as long as you work hard, you will find that you will gradually get used to it.
People often say, don't leave youth blank, so I blacken it!
Talking about money hurts feelings, talking about feelings hurts money.
If people decide to abandon themselves, they will live happily.
Don't say you have nothing, you still have a debt.
We have an unprecedented understanding, and suddenly you ignore me and I ignore you.
How many more tomorrow and tomorrow! Since there are so many, we might as well delay.
If two people quarrel, beating him can't solve the problem, but it can relieve anger.
Come on, boys! As long as you work hard, your boss will succeed.
No reply from others. Keep waiting. You will wait for her circle of friends.
Failure is not terrible, but you still believe it.
Don't care too much about the eyes of others, because no one will pay attention to you.
Enter the elder friend circle to learn the latest rumors.
Ugly Why? I can't see it myself. It's you who are disgusting!
After years of hard work, although there is no gain, you are in debt!
As long as you choose the right direction in life, you will succeed easily. Let's congratulate you on the easy way.
I am good at shorting A-shares. As soon as I buy them, they will fall immediately.
Wearing white clothes to work does not mean that you can not take the blame.
I heard that you are not as good as me, so I'm relieved.
You don't have nothing. You are still sick.
Others are just playing fat, while you are ugly and serious.
Once some people miss it, thank goodness.
People's hearts are weak, so don't be tough without strength!
What does your partner call you? My partner told me to go away.
I used to live on my face, but I almost starved to death before giving up.
If you still persist, you are not desperate enough.
Don't think you can't insist on coming, you will insist on staying up late to play with your mobile phone.
People ask if you are in love? As long as there is no such thing now, it can cover up the fact that there was no such thing in the past.
I'm not the kind of person who would kill a man if he fell down. I just sealed the well.
When I make friends, I never care whether he has money or not. Anyway, he is not as poor as me.
They laughed at my ugliness, and I laughed at their correctness.
Paying will pay off. For example, double the extravagance and double the disappointment.
No matter how good your makeup is, it can't cover your ugly after removing it.
There is no news that cannot be seen, only those who do not want to return.
My head is not empty. I am the person who wants to make great achievements, but the chaos is just beginning.
God is fair. If he gives you an ugly face, he will definitely give you a poor family.
Don't bow your head and your cuckold will fall off. Don't cry and Lao Wang will laugh.
Although those rich people look beautiful on the surface, they are actually more beautiful in private.
Everything is going up, that is, people are becoming more and more cheap.
Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately, it killed all the students in the end.
Don't wait until tomorrow to hand in the job, and then find an excuse. Today, find a good one.
When you lose motivation to work, look at your bank card balance. Then you will find that work is useless.
I'm not the kind of person who would kill a man if he fell down. I just sealed the well.
Do you love your work? The work will wait for you there.
Don't say you have nothing, you still have a debt.
Although life is rough, I never yield to fate! I usually bend my knees directly, Orz.
Only age and fat can get something for nothing.
My dream when I was a child was to be a hero. I didn't expect that it would be easy to realize it on my mobile phone, and there were many choices.
It is not because we see hope that we persist, but because we persist that we know there is no hope.
Finally, he won 5 million yuan. When he cashed in, he woke up with a smile.
From small to large, the only constant is a heart that does not miss books.
Life is bound to give up some people, not you don't care, they don't care.
Brother listened to my advice, and the game can be played again without it, and the daughter-in-law can play all the time without it.
All roads lead to Rome, but some people were born in Rome
What is powerful is not how many backstage you have, but how many backstage you can become!
If girls don't work hard, they will be arrested and married, and they will have a second child.
Where are you stuck on National Day?
It's not that others look down on you, but that others can't see you.
I used to be poor but happy. Now it is different from the past, not only poor but also unhappy.
Those who are good-looking are called foodies. Those who are not good-looking are called losers!
Soul chicken soup is a small dish for people who are used to eating abalone, shark's fin and belly. Does the loser think that drinking a bowl of chicken soup will improve nutrition in an all-round way?
Is there any good way to relieve the heat in dog days? The salary is naturally cool.
Don't want to fall in love is false, no one is true.
A full man does not know that a hungry man is hungry, and a hungry man does not know that a full man is empty.
I want to go to the movies with my boyfriend. Is there anything interesting?
When I was a child, I hated eating and sleeping. Now I think it's really cheap.
Nothing lasts forever, but you can.
Rich, full of fat.
I used to be poor but happy. Now it is different from the past, not only poor but also unhappy.
May your troubles, like your hair, become less and less.
What do you like about me? I like you to stay away from me.
Making money is a kind of ability, spending money is a kind of technology. My ability is limited, but my technology is high.
Don't bother those who don't return your message for a long time each time. Just delete your friends.
I don't know how many peaks you can cross before you succeed. Anyway, you can't escape two peaks sooner or later.
Distance produces not beauty, but a third party.
Don't think God is torturing you, but in fact, God doesn't care about you at all.
Don't say you have nothing, you still have a debt.
If you fall, then find a comfortable position to lie down.
I saved dandruff for a year just to give you snow.
Go out and start your own business when you have less money to work for. It is guaranteed that you will lose all your money.
What are you kicking me for?
Don't say sorry to me, because I can neither forgive you nor stab you to death.
We are good friends. If you fall down, I will help you up, but wait until I finish laughing.
God is fair. If he gives you an ugly face, he will definitely give you a poor family.
Ask Qu to be so clear, only poison soup and live water come!
I have gone from nothing to penniless.
Don't say you have nothing, you still have a debt.
The worst is never just today, but also your future.
If you want to buy a Porsche Cayenne, please ask the friends who bought it, where did you get your money from!
I met you at the most beautiful age. I want to say that I was really unlucky!
My dream when I was a child was to be a hero. I didn't expect that it would be easy to realize it on my mobile phone, and there were many choices.
Life polishes your edges and corners to make you roll farther.
You give grass a little love, grass also gives you a green!
When you meet a girl you like, you should be brave to express your love. Only when you take the initiative, can you know that she has her name.
The most beautiful words in the world are not that I love you, but that your tumor is benign!
When you think you can't do it, just walk on the street, so you are a pedestrian.
Stealing one person's idea is plagiarism, and stealing many people's idea is research.
I really hope that one day my wallet can be as thick as my skin.
People ask if you are in love? Just say no now. We can cover up the fact that we didn't have in the past.
People fall in love by looking romantic and burning money, while you are blind by the other person.
The level of English in primary schools has become more and more inadequate.
If you show respect to others, they will advance further.
You think you are a worm that can turn into a butterfly, but you are just a maggot.
Use 2B to describe you. People don't like pencils.
Poverty is only temporary, as long as you work hard, you will find that you will gradually get used to it.
The only thing more terrible than loneliness is being known that you are lonely.
Only when you ask for leave and deduct your salary can you feel your salary is high.
If you like a girl, work hard to earn more money, and then pay more.
An angel will love you for me, so I will love others.
Be nice to your girlfriend in the future. After all, she is blind and can't be hurt any more.
The only thing more terrible than loneliness is being known that you are lonely.
My goal is to have a house at the age of 30, and now I am 30 years old.
Some people have a shiny surface, but in fact, the boat socks have slipped to the foot plate.
If you look the same as the selfie, why don't you have a boyfriend.
Who says I can't play musical instruments? I'm good at quitting.
If you are willing to peel off my heart layer by layer, you will find that I am lacking in heart.
Only when you eat bitterly can you know how hard it is.
Everyone else has a background, but I only have my back.
What is the most crowded bus you have ever taken? Just passing by, I was crowded into the car.
At this age, I can sing in your ears. If I like your body, I will give you bags. Only mosquitoes are left.
Finally, he won 5 million yuan. When he cashed in, he woke up with a smile.
There is neither the face that makes people fall in love at first sight, nor the money that makes people love for a long time.
Mass blessings and single digit red envelopes are soulless.
Whenever I find the key to success, I find someone has changed the lock cylinder
Once the sea was dry and the rocks were crumbling, but it was not easy to get together and disperse.
Don't think God is torturing you, but in fact, God doesn't care about you at all.
Don't put things off until tomorrow. The day after tomorrow is a good day.
Want to fight? If the mobile phone can be taken off your hand, it is a struggle.
When comforting others, you should comfort yourself one set at a time. When comforting yourself, you just want to find a rope.
Do you know the difference between investment and speculation? One is Mandarin, the other is Cantonese.
It doesn't take much courage to leave home, but to go home.
Rich, full of fat.
Maybe sleep is the real form of human activity. No wonder I always can't wake up.
My future is a dream. What's more, I still have insomnia at the moment.
They laughed at my ugliness, and I laughed at their correctness.
No one cares how high you fly, but there are a group of people waiting to see how bad you fall.
You are a serious person. You help others conscientiously and try all the mistakes.
Life is bound to give up some people, not you don't care, they don't care.
Someone saved your number to call you. I'm different. I don't want to answer it.
Who said I can't play musical instruments? How nice of me to back off!
You want to be rich? Just think about it.
If you think there are flies around you, you may be a piece of shit.
If you have a brain disease, you can be cured. How good you are! You have no brain.
The most devastating thing in the exam is to see a question, vaguely remember the teacher said, but clearly remember that I did not listen.
I dreamed that I was taking a test, and then I woke up and found that I was really taking a test.
There is no empathy, it is all standing talking without backache.
It's love at first sight. It's obviously because of color; Longevity is just a matter of weighing the advantages and disadvantages; Even the old age is due to habit.
It's not that the road is rough, but that you can't.
You are a yellow braised chicken, yellow, stuffy and garbage.
Even if it is salted fish, you are not the saltiest one.
Poetry and the distance are getting dirtier and dirtier, and dreams are becoming more and more silly!
Dreams still have to be there. What if they come true in the next life?
One cannot lower his noble head, except when picking up money.
Please believe me, every word I say is nonsense!
As the saying goes, a man who has no foresight must be rich.
There is no unprovoked love, no unprovoked hate in the world, but TM has unprovoked fat!
Life is like water in a sponge. As long as you don't want to squeeze it, it will evaporate one day.
Don't always be so narcissistic. Beautiful women look at you more because you are so ugly.
You can be as lazy as a pig, but not as lazy as a pig.
Many things in the world will eventually become better as time goes by. For example, your fat will eventually become fat.
If you rob a bank, no matter success or failure, you will not have to work in the next ten years.
Stealing one person's idea is plagiarism, and stealing many people's idea is research.
Your present life may not be what you want, but it is definitely your own.
Your father must work very hard to make you look effortless.
You are like the sun in the blue sky, which can't be seen directly.
Don't say it's love at first sight, but it's just love at first sight.
It's said that it's raining in your city. I don't know if you have an umbrella. If you take this rain, it will be white.
If you want to buy a Porsche Cayenne, please ask the friends who bought it, where did you get your money from!
Marriage is the reorganization of assets of two families.
Life is like a dream, I lose sleep, life is like a play, I help, life is like a song, I lose my tune.
You want to be rich? Just think about it.
Don't say you are a single dog. A dog can have three wives and four concubines.
Don't say that you are good at nothing. You are a good hand at staying up late playing mobile phones.
I have an early heart, but my quilt and bed disagree.
Those social elites who are admired by everyone are not as good as you think. But it must be much better than you.
Staying up late is bad for your health. It is recommended to stay up all night.
It's not that the road is rough, but that you can't.
When you become good enough, you realize that she just doesn't like you.
Don't think you can't insist on coming, you will insist on staying up late to play with your mobile phone.
In fact, what you hate is not square dancing, but square dancing aunts.
You have to work hard to live, because only by working hard can you know that you really can't do it.
Don't give up your dream, keep sleeping!
He tried to cheer up, but accidentally killed him.
The child is either stupid or has a wrong way of learning. Isn't it stupid to find wrong learning methods?
What can you do to lower your dignity? Copy homework.
You think your boyfriend is an ATM, but there are ten machines and nine and a half are deposit machines.
Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first or I hang up first.
When you think you can't do it, just walk on the street, so you are a pedestrian.
If you can't get rich overnight, you can do it for two nights, and I can do it for three nights.
Those who are good-looking are called foodies. Those who are not good-looking are called losers!
I never hold grudges. I usually take revenge on the spot.
Whether it is a white hat or a black hat, it is not a good hat that will turn green.
I don't know what happiness is when I am in happiness? It's just that I am getting fat and becoming a pig. I still think my figure is OK.
They say that my sister is beautiful, but in fact she is made up.
You just need to look at others, God has other plans for you.
As a typical failure, you are so successful.
An angel will love you for me, so I will love others.
Don't think you can't insist on coming, you will insist on staying up late to play with your mobile phone.
I want to live in your heart, only to find that it is a community with many neighbors.
Before I met you, my world was black and white. After I met you, it was completely black.
Gold always shines, but you are just fat.
When you doubt life, in fact, this is your life.
Only when you ask for leave and deduct your salary can you feel your salary is high.
I can't afford to eat in big hotels.
This life is so hard. Don't fight too hard. The next life will be even harder.
Watching the gallop that splashed me away, the labor thought that when I got rich, I would buy a raincoat.
I had schizophrenia, but now we have recovered.
God closes a security door for you, and also conveniently puts a titanium alloy lock on you.
You think your boyfriend is an ATM, but there are ten machines and nine and a half are deposit machines.
Wake up, this is not a funeral, but a normal performance of having no money and sex life.
Why do girls have to compete with each other? After decades, they will all dance square dance together.
I have taken more selfies with my beautiful mobile phone, and I don't know how ugly I am.
Go to bed early, because the person you like has already fallen asleep with others.
If life deceives you, don't lose heart, because tomorrow is the same
I thought we could go to the end together. Who knows, you will take a taxi after two steps.
Please wear a helmet when riding an electric bicycle, otherwise, classmates driving Mercedes Benz will recognize you.
All roads lead to Rome, and each has a toll station.
Even if it is salted fish, you are not the saltiest one.
Shushan has its own way. It's your fault that you don't have a rich life.
It doesn't matter if you fail in the college entrance examination. There will be more failures waiting for you in the future.
When the salted fish has a dream, it will become a salted fish with a dream.
You feel lonely. It doesn't matter. You still have a mobile phone.
Seeing his back, he charmed thousands of troops and turned his head to frighten off millions of heroes.
I go to work just to make money. Don't talk about my ideal. My ideal is not to go to work.
If you can't accommodate me, it means that either your mind is too narrow or my personality is too great.
I like small animals very much. In any case, I have them all at once.
Why do Chinese people have to choose a good day to get married? Because after getting married, there will be no good life!
Today's young people want to sleep at all times except when they don't want to sleep.
Brother listened to my advice, and the game can be played again without it, and the daughter-in-law can play all the time without it.
You think you can do nothing well? If you are wrong, you can also be a waste.
They said that the network was fake, and I laughed, as if the reality was real.
You think your boyfriend is an ATM, but there are ten machines and nine and a half are deposit machines.
Life is like water in a sponge. As long as you don't want to squeeze it, it will evaporate one day.
Many people like to make a mountain out of a molehill in life. In fact, it is really unnecessary to think about how to deal with a mountain out of a molehill.
Don't care about the current low. There is still a long way to go in the future.
Poverty is only temporary, as long as you work hard, you will find that you will gradually get used to it.
Sometimes, as long as you make up your mind to do something, the world will hold you back.
The best time to show love is at noon, because there will be retribution sooner or later.
It's not sweet to try to turn things around, but it can quench your thirst!
The garbage is still picked up by my parents. How about you?
There are two kinds of people who are the dumbest in the world, one is you, the other is like you.
As long as you are willing to bear hardships, work hard, and go begging, someone will catch up
Success is like a ghost, only others have met it.
People should have dreams, even if it is salted fish, they should also make the saltiest one.
In winter, places outside the bed are far away, places out of reach are from other places, and going to the toilet is a business trip.
Some things still need to be persisted, such as sleeping, especially when the alarm clock rings.
Although I don't care about you at ordinary times, in fact, I secretly expect you to have an accident every day!
I don't want to be the last one to let you down.
The ugly duckling can become a swan, not because he works hard, but because his parents are swans.
Failure is the mother of success, but I have failed so many times that I don't know who my mother is.
Secret love is that you build a castle for him in your heart, but he doesn't even want to enter the door.
If two people quarrel, beating him can't solve the problem, but it can relieve anger.
I used to live on my face, but I almost starved to death before giving up.
People of the older generation often tell us to eat more bitterness when we are young, so that we can get used to it when we are old!
Putting autumn clothes into trousers and trousers into cotton socks is the minimum respect for winter.
Life is about ups and downs. At the end of the day, it will naturally jump twice.
If everyone understands you, then you have to be ordinary!
My head is not empty. I am the person who wants to make great achievements, but the chaos is just beginning.
The leader said that hard work will lead to faster maturity, so now I look older than them.
The mistress is a good thing. She took away the dog that doesn't love you.
Stupidity is not so terrible. After all, jellyfish have no brains and have lived for 600 million years.
Do you know why beauties are so unlucky since ancient times? Because nobody cares how long an ugly person lives.
The beautiful collarbone is the same, and the interesting belly is bouncing around.
I think lovelorn is not terrible, blind is terrible.
If people decide to abandon themselves, they will live happily.
Beauty fades, but folly lasts~
Live a good life. Every day will bring a new blow.
Do you live by the sea? Such a wave.
Eating food is generally kind-hearted, because I only want to eat every day and have no time to calculate others.
Why do parents only look at scores? crap! Can they understand the subject?
When heaven was about to place a great responsibility on these people, he had to work hard first, and then heaven changed his mind.
I watched you step onto the stage with my own eyes. I don't know whether you are going to make a fool of yourself or not.
99% of the things in the world can be solved with money, and the remaining 1% needs more money.
Today's young people want to sleep at all times except when they don't want to sleep.
Opportunities are reserved for those who are prepared. Those who have no opportunities should not prepare blindly.
Now the tears are all the water in my head.
Although you are single, you are as fat as two people.
Congratulations on another day. You won a prize. Another day.
There are so many mental disabilities in the world, but you have become the best.
Journey to the West tells us that a teammate like a pig can make the team go to the west.
My dream when I was a child was to be a hero. I didn't expect that it would be easy to realize it on my mobile phone, and there were many choices.
Shushan has its own way. It's your fault that you don't have a rich life.
If others show their legs, they are beautiful. If you show your legs, you want to be hated.
No matter what kind of alienation we become, a red envelope can return to the original.
At this age, I can sing in your ears. If I like your body, I will give you bags. Only mosquitoes are left.
Whether it is a white hat or a black hat, it is not a good hat that will turn green.
The garbage is still picked up by my parents. How about you?
The early bird catches the worm, but you are the worm.
I want to go to the movies with my boyfriend. Is there anything interesting?
Why God closes the door for you is not because you are invisible.
Why do parents only look at scores? crap! Can they understand the subject?
I am typing..., which has given me hope and disappointment.
If people have no dreams, what's the difference between carefree and carefree?
Those who are good-looking are called foodies. Those who are not good-looking are called losers!
Although you are ugly, you think beautiful.
Don't talk about leaving everything to time. Time is too lazy to clean up your mess.
When quarreling with an object, don't investigate the cause of the quarrel first, but find out how he is emboldened.
Rich people get married, but poor people can only eat dirt.
All your sadness comes from your balance.
If you lend money to your friend, he will surely remember you when he is short of money next time.
If you don't cherish me, after passing this village, I will wait for you in the next village.
Don't ask me what to do if I fail. Say as if you have succeeded.
I don't know that firewood and rice are expensive if I'm not in charge, and I don't know I'm fat if I don't take photos.
College students, you should know that learning is not necessarily rewarding, but you can certainly receive goods by cutting hands.
Use 2B to describe you. People don't like pencils.
No one can make you give up your dream. If you try it yourself, you will give up.
I can't solve anything that can be solved with money.
It doesn't matter whether the twisted melon is sweet or not, as long as it can quench thirst.
Everyone wants to go to heaven, but no one wants to die.
If it is a blessing to suffer losses, I might have been as lucky as the East China Sea.
To lose weight is to prove to my mother that not only fat can't find objects, but also thin can't find objects!
I don't know which link has gone wrong. Is there a middleman who makes a difference?
When you become good enough, you realize that she just doesn't like you.
No object is afraid of nothing. I have objects, and I have never won chess.
Don't say you have nothing, you still have a debt.
Don't stay up too late. It hurts your phone to stay up late.
Your complicated facial features can't hide your simple IQ.
If you have a brain disease, you can be cured. How good you are! You have no brain.
There is no hope to be a good man, but a bad man is not good at it.
When you doubt life, in fact, this is your life.
This life is so hard. Don't fight too hard. The next life will be even harder.
Although you are short, your hairline is high.
How can we meet a storm without experiencing wind and rain.
Your present life may not be what you want, but it is definitely your own.
If you are not happy with your money, you are spending it in the wrong way.
I miss you so much. The first sentence is false, and the second sentence is also false.
What is the most crowded bus you have ever taken? Just passing by, I was crowded into the car.
My biggest shortcoming is that I lack money.
God sprinkles wisdom on the world, but you have an umbrella.
The rich can choose to keep a low profile, while you can only keep a low profile.
Don't think you can't insist on coming, you will insist on staying up late to play with your mobile phone.
Don't care about the current low. There is still a long way to go in the future.
It's not easy to take a vacation these days. Even the vacation should be in the honor of our ancestors.
Squat down and touch your own shadow. I'm sorry, you've been wronged by following me.
After everyone's patient persuasion, I finally accepted the fact that I was a fool.
I have a friend who stopped complaining and began to work hard. After several years, he still looks like a bird.
Is there any good way to relieve the heat in dog days? The salary is naturally cool.
Twenty years ago, stupid children who ate raccoons and didn't collect all the cards still couldn't collect all the five blessings.
Looking back on the past, I didn't go straight once.
If everyone understands you, then you have to be ordinary!
My head is not empty. I am the person who wants to make great achievements, but the chaos is just beginning.
Pinch your fingers, and you two will be separated.
The teacher doesn't need to change my seat. Anyhow, I can talk about where I sit.
Some things are not that I don't care, but that I care, what can I do?
Birds of a feather flock together to get poor points, and the rich get married eventually.
If you lend money to your friend, he will surely remember you when he is short of money next time.
As long as you persevere, those who laugh at you will be laughed to death sooner or later.
The Spring Festival holiday is coming to an end. It's time to take heart and prepare for the May Day holiday.
The past can't be looked back, because you have no past that you can look back on.
Yuelao, please lead the red line for me next time. Can you change it into steel wire? The old TM of the red line is broken.
When leaders are in a meeting, we should keep quiet. It is impolite to disturb others to sleep.
Life is bound to give up some people, not you don't care, they don't care.
People have been looking for success all their lives, but more often, what they find is success!
Your life is the same as your hairline. It retreats very fast.
Thank you. Every time I need you, I lose my chain.
Don't ask me what I have. Tell me what you want first, and then why you need it.
Can you find someone to drink snowflakes with you, without saying that no one will accompany you to the end of the world?
It's good of you to leave, otherwise I will always be careful and you will stay for dinner.
If you don't play with your mobile phone for a day, you won't die. Your life is still alive, but your soul is lost!
The aunt who spread pancakes said that she earned thirty thousand yuan a month, and you are not short of an egg.
When you are in love, you will feel like taking drugs. When you break up, you will feel like giving up drugs.
I can't solve anything that can be solved with money.
