Solution for js to realize the function of returning to the top

1. Pure js, no animation version

 window.scrollTo(x-coord, y-coord);   window.scrollTo(0,0);

2. Pure js, with animated version
Hard version:

 var scrollToTop = window.setInterval(function() { var pos = window.pageYOffset; if ( pos > 0 ) { window.scrollTo( 0, pos - 20 ); //  how far to scroll on each step } else { window.clearInterval( scrollToTop ); } }, 16); //  how fast to scroll (this equals roughly 60 fps)

Smooth version:

 (function smoothscroll(){ var currentScroll = document.documentElement.scrollTop || document.body.scrollTop; if (currentScroll > 0) { window.requestAnimationFrame(smoothscroll); window.scrollTo (0,currentScroll - (currentScroll/5)); } })();

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If your boyfriend is obedient to you and never flirts with others. Maybe he doesn't have enough money.

I don't want to ask you for advice for the rest of my life.

The so-called review is to reconfirm what you don't know, and you really don't.

If it can't be amazing, then it's so ugly!

If you can't compete with others, you can't compete with others. What can you do on Singles Day.

As long as you are willing to bear hardships, work hard, and go begging, someone will catch up

You are not so miserable. People who are miserable don't have mobile phones.

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If people have no dreams, what's the difference between carefree and carefree?

Yesterday a thief came to my house to steal money. We searched together all night.

Why do you want to sleep at school? Because school is where dreams begin.

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Believe if you believe, or not, and return the whole WeChat.

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I have never asked anyone in my life, only the area of the shadow.

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Don't talk about leaving everything to time. Time is too lazy to clean up your mess.

There is no obstacle in life, only one obstacle after another.

Yuelao, please lead the red line for me next time. Can you change it into steel wire? The old TM of the red line is broken.

If you are not happy with your money, you are spending it in the wrong way.

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I wish to win a common heart, so as not to make old blind dates.

You have suffered the most serious injury when playing football. It was your girlfriend who went to the court to feed the opponent with water!

The person who used to pour cold water on me, it doesn't matter. I'll boil it and return it to you.

A lazy crowd wears small clothes, and their salary is naturally cool.

As the saying goes, a man who has no foresight must be rich.

In fact, computer games have trained you since childhood to regard Boss as your greatest enemy.

Making girls cry is a terrible thing, and making boys cry is an explosive thing.

Go out more while you are young, or you won't know how good it is to stay at home.

He tried to cheer up, but accidentally killed him.

If one day you find yourself getting rich overnight, slap yourself. Wake up and don't be late for work.

If you don't marry and I don't marry ten years later, that's too sad!

You are very creative and courageous.

Don't want to fall in love is false, no one is true.

When life is too heavy for you to breathe, you must straighten your waist so that you will not look ugly when you are crushed to death.

You have to work hard to be worthy and used.

In fact, computer games have trained you since childhood to regard Boss as your greatest enemy.

In the past, I wanted to celebrate the New Year in a lively way, but now I want to be quiet.

If you like a person, you should confess. What if it becomes a spare tire?

It is too noisy to wake up during the day and too quiet to sleep at night.

Want to fight? If the mobile phone can be taken off your hand, it is a struggle.

The meaning that poverty cannot be removed is that if you are poor, stay at home and don't go anywhere.

I know that haste makes waste. I can't eat hot tofu in a hurry. How can you say I have procrastination?

Life polishes your edges and corners to make you roll farther.

They are also salty fish. Why can others turn over while you are stuck in the pan?

It doesn't matter to be a little poor, but more than a little.

Snow White explained that no matter how nice the seven little losers are to her, they can't be as good as a kiss from Gao Fushuai.

I had schizophrenia, but now we have recovered.

I was poor before I was 38, but I will get used to it later!

When looking for an object, don't just look at the other person's appearance, but first look at your own appearance!

To lose weight is to prove to my mother that not only fat can't find objects, but also thin can't find objects!

Only a liar in the world is sincere, because he is really lying to you.

What I have thought about is illusion, but I have no future if I do it seriously.

They laughed at my ugliness, and I laughed at their correctness.

We work very hard to live like ordinary people.

The only fair thing in the world is that we will all die.

From a distance, I saw the long hair fluttering. When I came closer, I saw the old monster in the crouching groove.

The rich man's DINK is DINK, and the poor man's DINK is called having no children.

Who said money can't buy time? The network administrator will continue for another two hours.

You are my little apple, I hate you! I mean I really want to cut you.

Dogs are man's best friends. But dog's best friend is shit.

Put down your mobile phone and go for a walk. Finally, you will find that it is still interesting.

You can't even sleep well. Do you want to sleep with others?

All your sadness comes from your balance.

Watching the gallop that splashed me away, the labor thought that when I got rich, I would buy a raincoat.

If you have something to tell me, I can't solve it anyway.

Hope is always here, and you miss it every moment.

The most romantic thing I can think of is eating with you, and then you pay.

You have gained a lot of money, but also lost a lot of things, such as worry.

If your boyfriend is obedient to you and never flirts with others. Maybe he doesn't have enough money.

I'm not afraid to become a person I hate. I'm afraid I can't live up to them.

When life is too heavy for you to breathe, you must straighten your waist so that you will not look ugly when you are crushed to death.

Although I learn slowly, I give up quickly!

You are in my heart, just like the stars in the sky.

I also want to be an elegant lady. It is life that has forced my mother into a shrew.

It takes ten minutes to listen to you.

Welcome the God of Wealth on the fifth day of the first month. It's all about the rich. Go to bed.

Hope is always here, and you miss it every moment.

Your life is the same as your hairline. It retreats very fast.

As long as you are willing to bear hardships, work hard, and go begging, someone will catch up

They are also salty fish. Why can others turn over while you are stuck in the pan?

There are two kinds of people who are the dumbest in the world, one is you, the other is like you.

If you have a large amount of money in front of you and a fan, what does it have to do with you?

Fear of ghosts is really naive. Let me show you people's hearts.

One of the symptoms of mental collapse is to believe that your work is very important.

The exam is so easy, where there is no exam!

Don't say it's love at first sight, but it's just love at first sight.

If you think you are busy every day, it must be your illusion. Dogs must be less busy than you.

It's OK to scold you at ordinary times. I have to wait until I hit you to know that I am both civil and martial.

Why do you want to sleep at school? Because school is where dreams begin.

Making money is like constipation - it's hard, spending money is like diarrhea - I can't hold it.

How can you look like a QR code? If you don't scan it, you don't know what you are!

You can't have both fish and bear's paw, but you can be single and poor!

There must be pure friendship between men and women. Every girl I know says she can only be friends with me at most.

Because of his introverted personality, he has been unable to do such things as rushing to pay the bill.

When I was young, I was taught not to spend money indiscriminately. When I grew up, I found out how to spend money indiscriminately without money at all?

May you have wine, meat and girls in the future. Girls are ugly.

The most beautiful words in the world are not that I love you, but that your tumor is benign!

Another day has passed, how is it? Is the dream more distant?

Nine year compulsory education should open ventriloquism class. After all, there will be too much talk when you grow up.

Everyone praises me for being virtuous, and I can do nothing at leisure.

God has closed a door for you, and will add anti-theft locks and large bolts to it.

If you like a girl, you should study hard to find a good job and earn a lot of money. When she gets married, you should pay more.

From small to large, the only constant is a heart that does not miss books.

Thank you. Every time I need you, I lose my chain.

Those who can't go back are called hometown.

Brother listened to my advice, and the game can be played again without it, and the daughter-in-law can play all the time without it.

A real warrior dares to face the balance on the bank card and the number on the scale.

As long as it is a stone, it will not shine anywhere.

It's said that money is a bastard, but it's really beautiful.

In many cases, the face is not given by others, but lost by oneself.

Without you, the world will not turn. It will only turn faster and faster. After all, it is much lighter.

It doesn't matter if you are bitter now. As long as you are alive, something good will happen to others.

You can't even sleep well. Do you want to sleep with others?

If others work hard, they will succeed. If you work hard, you will have a meal.

Don't think that everyone around you is targeting you. When you think about it, the whole world is targeting you.

Where there is plenty of grass in the horizon, they all grow in other people's homes.

Go out more while you are young, or you won't know how good it is to stay at home.

Life is not only about the present, but also about the medlar in the distance.

Becoming famous is like farting. It's not enough to make a noise, but it will be a long time.

Fortunately, you didn't wash your hair last year. Otherwise, you didn't even have oil in cooking this year.

People's hearts are weak, so don't be tough without strength!

If life is a movie, you are the advertisement popping up in the middle.

You can find a good job if you have the right resume, and you don't need to find a job if you have the right baby.

Sometimes, as long as you make up your mind to do something, the world will hold you back.

What does your partner call you? My partner told me to go away.

Rich, full of fat.

I am a fish with pickled cabbage, which is both sour and vegetable.

The so-called growth is to hear the four words of rough seas, and can no longer associate with the sea.

The cold of looking through the autumn water can never be compared to the cold of wearing pants.

If you like it, tell it, or you won't know how ugly you are.

Everyone praises me for being virtuous, and I can do nothing at leisure.

This year is the worst year in the past decade. The good news is that this year is the best year in the next decade.

Do you want to thin into a lightning bolt? The average width of lightning bolt is five meters.

The teacher doesn't need to change my seat. Anyhow, I can talk about where I sit.

When we meet the elder, it's not that we don't want to call him, but that we don't know what to call him.

Life is not only about the present, but also about the medlar in the distance.

If you don't smile, you will be lucky!

When happiness knocks on the door, I'm afraid I'm not at home, so I've always been homestead.

Everyone wants to go to heaven, but no one wants to die.

Be still as if paralyzed, and move as if epileptic.

56 nationalities, 55 extra points.

Don't always open your heart and lungs to others. Some people don't eat viscera.

Don't think that everyone around you is targeting you. When you think about it, the whole world is targeting you.

You must have been a plastic bag in your previous life. You can only carry plastic bags.

When the salted fish has a dream, it will become a salted fish with a dream.

Don't think that the world will turn faster without you.

If others work hard, they will succeed. If you work hard, you will have a meal.

Difficulties are like springs. If you are weak, they will be strong. If you are strong, they will be stronger.

Running freely with the wind is the direction, but I forget that my legs are short and have no strength.

If you can't compete with others, you can't compete with others. What can you do on Singles Day.

It's not that others look down on you, but that others can't see you.

Winter is good. When we are poor, there is a northwest wind.

I have never been to your city, but I have brushed your questions.

I have never asked anyone in my life, only the area of the shadow.

It is too noisy to wake up during the day and too quiet to sleep at night.

Success is like a ghost, only others have met it.

God closed the door for you, and then went to wash and sleep.

I know it's wrong to waste time, but it's really enjoyable.

Go out more while you are young, or you won't know how good it is to stay at home.

Today is New Year's Eve. Come here and give you your favorite swan meat.

I am a man. Never challenge my bottom line, or I will have to change it again.

Even if it is salted fish, you are not the saltiest one.

One cannot lower his noble head, except when picking up money.

They say that my sister is beautiful, but in fact she is made up.

If you can't accommodate me, it means that either your mind is too narrow or my personality is too great.

What I said made you cry, please tell me, I say it again.

If I didn't have the ability to comfort myself, I really couldn't live now.

We agreed to go to Baitou together, but you secretly baked oil.

The handsome kickers are handsome, and the ugly ones are like shovel shit when playing golf.

Everything today is just a passing thing. You will be useless from tomorrow.

I saved dandruff for a year just to give you snow.

The most brilliant smile in my life is probably dedicated to my mobile phone screen.

You don't have nothing, you are still sick!

As long as you persevere, those who laugh at you will be laughed to death sooner or later.

There is no news that cannot be seen, only those who do not want to return.

Life is short, and I'm fucking lazy.

Death is not terrible, but the fear is that you can no longer live.

You are never lonely, because you don't want to make friends with you even when you are lonely.

My dream when I was a child was to be a hero. I didn't expect that it would be easy to realize it on my mobile phone, and there were many choices.

As the saying goes, a man who has no foresight must be rich.

If it is a blessing to suffer losses, I might have been as lucky as the East China Sea.

You can't have both fish and bear's paw, but you can be single and poor!

Fortunately, you didn't wash your hair last year. Otherwise, you didn't even have oil in cooking this year.

After ten years of continuous efforts and struggle, I finally changed from an ignorant youth to an ignorant youth.

Shushan has its own way. It's your fault that you don't have a rich life.

When there is nothing to give up, don't forget that you can still give up treatment.

I am happy for you if you are doing well, but I am happy for the whole world if you are not doing well.

The disappointments never let me down, and each time they really let me down.

Life is like water in a sponge. As long as you don't want to squeeze it, it will evaporate one day.

It doesn't matter to be a little poor, but more than a little.

You just need to look at others, God has other plans for you.

Brain is a great thing. I hope you have it.

I have a friend who stopped complaining and began to work hard. After several years, he still looks like a bird.

As long as I eat fast enough, I will never catch up with my weight!

People fall in love by looking romantic and burning money, while you are blind by the other person.

No object is afraid of nothing. I have objects, and I have never won chess.

It's said that since you got neurotic, the whole person has become more energetic.

This year is the worst year in the past decade. The good news is that this year is the best year in the next decade.

If you work hard enough for a long time, you can fail more thoroughly.

Why God closes the door for you is not because you are invisible.

If you are ugly, you should read more. Anyway, nothing else has anything to do with you.

Adults are not picky eaters. They will say that I am allergic to this.

Although money is hard to earn, it is easy to spend.

The rich can choose to keep a low profile, while you can only keep a low profile.

I also want to be an elegant lady. It is life that has forced my mother into a shrew.

It doesn't matter if you are bitter now. As long as you are alive, something good will happen to others.

Your face is doomed one minute, and you should look at the filter nine minutes.

I am a fish with pickled cabbage, which is both sour and vegetable.

Spring Festival holiday starts from skipping brunch.

When you feel ugly and poor, don't be sad, at least your judgment is correct.

You are not so miserable. People who are miserable don't have mobile phones.

The right ear should be used when listening to the results, because the left ear is close to the heart, which may lead to sudden death.

Bill Gates dropped out of school and started his own business, becoming the richest man in the world.

Look in the mirror more often, and you will understand the reasons for many things.

Those who have really worked hard know that the gap in IQ is insurmountable.

They said that the network was fake, and I laughed, as if the reality was real.

Boy, how about being short? Raise your head and let them know that you are not only short, but also ugly!

If you know from afar that you are short of horsepower, you will see that people are ill advised over time.

With a bullshit attitude, face the fucking life.

Life polishes your edges and corners to make you roll farther.

The biggest advantage of blind date is that if the marriage goes wrong in the future, you can shift the responsibility to the matchmaker.

What is terrible is not that others fool you today, but that they forget you.

I am typing..., which has given me hope and disappointment.

If it is a blessing to suffer losses, I might have been as lucky as the East China Sea.

How can you live up to the death of chickens, ducks, fish and pigs if you don't eat fat for the New Year?

You think you are a worm that can turn into a butterfly, but you are just a maggot.

When I think of you, my ugly face smiles.

You can't have it both ways, but you can be poor and ugly.

It is also a betrayal of oneself. Some people become eldest sisters and some become young ladies.

I don't know much about music, so sometimes I don't rely on music or tune.

What do you want to take away from your alma mater? What I want to take away from my alma mater is my tuition.

They say that my sister is beautiful, but in fact she is made up.

What can you do to lower your dignity? Copy homework.

If there is any truth in the world, it is deserved!

Love really needs courage to accept, no one loves again and again.

What wakes me up every day is not the ideal, but the music of the square dance downstairs.

Ask what money is in the world. It's just a matter of life and death.

You feel lonely. It doesn't matter. You still have a mobile phone.

No reply from others. Keep waiting. You will wait for her circle of friends.

When I think of you, my ugly face smiles.

If marriage is the tomb of love, the annual celebration of the anniversary of marriage is a tomb sweeping.

You think you can do nothing well? If you are wrong, you can also be a waste.

Autumn is the harvest season. The harvest of others is success and happiness. Your harvest is to realize that not everyone will be successful and happy.

If your friends live a happy life every day, they will not be photographed and sent to the circle of friends.

If money can't do something in the world, you can certainly do it with more money.

You can't wake someone who doesn't return your message, but red envelopes can.

Live a good life. Every day will bring a new blow.

There are two kinds of people who are the dumbest in the world, one is you, the other is like you.

I tried to be an interesting person, but later I ran away and became a teaser.

People's bodies are full of talent, and your bodies are full of pearl milk tea.

It doesn't matter if you fail in the college entrance examination. There will be more failures waiting for you in the future.

Please don't call me a homestead girl, please call me Madame Curie.

Sister, you take the bow, brother, I walk on the shore. 99% of this sentence is sung.

He dreamed of walking around with his sword, but cancelled the original plan because he was too fat.

Love is a double-edged sword. One side cuts you very hard, and the other side also cuts you very hard.

People have been looking for success all their lives, but more often, what they find is success!

If you fall, then find a comfortable position to lie down.

Use 2B to describe you. People don't like pencils.

You must have been a plastic bag in your previous life. You can only carry plastic bags.

The beautiful leather bags are the same, and the interesting soul weighs more than 200 kg.

Failure is the mother of success, but I have failed so many times that I don't know who my mother is.

Never abandon yourself. Once you start to give up, you will find that you are very happy

You have gained a lot of money, but also lost a lot of things, such as worry.

In winter, places outside the bed are far away, places out of reach are from other places, and going to the toilet is a business trip.

I have a dream, just a dream.

The reason why you drink chicken soup is that the meat is eaten up by others.

Please cherish the person who treats you well, or you will not know when to meet another blind person when you miss it.

Young people should not always think about taking shortcuts. Strong parents are the absolute principle.

The salted fish turns over to get a thorough sun. You turn over because your hands are numb.

If you have a rough life in the first half of your life, don't worry too much. You will adapt in the second half of your life.

Seeing a fortune teller, he asked me as soon as I sat down. What are you?

No one looks down on you, because no one looks at you at all.

It is too noisy to wake up during the day and too quiet to sleep at night.

I know it's wrong to waste time, but it's really enjoyable.

There was a period of love, called love for oneself.

I don't know what happiness is when I am in happiness? It's just that I am getting fat and becoming a pig. I still think my figure is OK.

It is said that a tired dog is not as tired as you.

Whether it is a white hat or a black hat, it is not a good hat that will turn green.

Tetris teaches us that if you get along with others, you will disappear.

The time has come for all contradictions to be resolved with the words "celebrate the New Year".

It is only after suffering that we know that there is no bitterest, only more bitter.

If you work harder, you will get more blows.

You are not so insecure, because no money is the safest.

Age is not a problem, height is not a distance, who likes you without money?

Please cherish those who have hurt you. After all, others are too lazy to hurt you.

Your father must work very hard to make you look effortless.

Doing the political examination paper is the time I lied most in my life.

Snow White explained that no matter how nice the seven little losers are to her, they can't be as good as a kiss from Gao Fushuai.

Work, love and life are not smooth? Look in the mirror and you will understand many things.

Your father must work very hard to make you look effortless.

There is neither the face that makes people fall in love at first sight, nor the money that makes people love for a long time.

When I was young, I didn't like eating, so I am short now. Now love to eat leads to fat and short.

If you are lazy, you will lose because I am too lazy to compete with you.

The world is so big that I want to see it. How far can you go with such a small wallet?

There is no hope to be a good man, but a bad man is not good at it.

Freedom has never been taken for granted, but a privilege that requires a high cost.

If the word "give up" appears in your mind, you must firmly tell yourself that you have nothing, where can you give up?

It's good of you to leave. Otherwise, I always worry that you will stay for dinner.

You two seem to be a good match. The garbage sorting of the old man is up to standard.

If girls don't work hard, they will be arrested and married, and they will have a second child.

Even if you sleep late, the person who will not find you will not find you!

God didn't give me any great responsibility, so it still hurts my mind and bones.

People who can afford to eat bird's nest have good skin.

Pay attention to details and start from small things, because you can't do big things at all.

You have to work hard to live, because only by working hard can you know that you really can't do it.

Since ancient times, deep love has always been popular.

Life is like a tea table with cups on it.

Life is like water in a sponge. As long as you don't want to squeeze it, it will evaporate one day.

It is too noisy to wake up during the day and too quiet to sleep at night.

I changed her from a girl to a woman, and she changed me from a boy to a poor man.

Women conquer men with silk stockings, and men conquer banks with silk stockings.

Playing mahjong is three times short of one, and fighting landlords is two times short of one. Why do I still need one when I'm in love?

Don't be too confident. You may trust the wrong person.

Heart is a great poet, but mouth is a poor editor.

Many people like to make a mountain out of a molehill in life. In fact, it is really unnecessary to think about how to deal with a mountain out of a molehill.

If you like a girl, work hard to earn more money, and then pay more.

When the salted fish has a dream, it will become a salted fish with a dream.

If the world doesn't want you, remember to come to me. I know several traffickers.

Come on, boys! As long as you work hard, your boss will succeed.

You have to work hard to be worthy and used.

In these days, there is no love that doesn't break up, only a confession that doesn't hurt your hands. You should be more open-minded when things happen.

Wake up, this is not a funeral, but a normal performance of having no money and sex life.

Single hair loss and no money, running into the elderly.

I don't know whether it is the love of others that is too easy or my own words are too hard.

What you have now is never yours, because you will lose it in the future.

Don't always be so narcissistic. Beautiful women look at you more because you are so ugly.

If others work hard, they will succeed. If you work hard, you will have a meal.

You have to work hard to live, because only by working hard can you know that you really can't do it.

If you are infatuated with a person, you must not be worthy of him!

Can there be an echo in your memory?

Emotion can be run in if you look at your face.

If people decide to abandon themselves, they will live happily.

Don't talk about being cheated. People at your age are customers.

Those who look good may not be good people, but may be fraud groups.

In fact, life ends after a certain node, and everyone is just waiting for the eggs.

Life is like a dream, I lose sleep, life is like a play, I help, life is like a song, I lose my tune.

The only way to relieve worries is to become rich.

If you work harder, you will get more blows.

Don't think the world has abandoned you. The world has no time to answer you

If life deceives you, you will open the beauty camera and deceive all people.

After breaking through the bottleneck, we found that there were bottle caps.

If life is a movie, you are the advertisement popping up in the middle.

You are just a potato silk. You are dirt, funny and loser.

I am a fish with pickled cabbage, which is both sour and vegetable.

You can't ignore your ugliness just because you are fat.

Complaining won't change your life, but money can!

God is fair. If he gives you an ugly face, he will definitely give you a poor family.

Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first or I hang up first.

There is no impassable ridge in life, only one ridge after another.

It's funny when someone smiles.

What is an April Fool's Day confession? Tomb sweeping Day confession is the king's way. If you fail, you can also say that you are possessed by a ghost!

You will never know which of your friends will become the next WeChat business.

When heaven was about to place a great responsibility on these people, he had to work hard first, and then heaven changed his mind.

A full man does not know that a hungry man is hungry, and a hungry man does not know that a full man is empty.

If your boyfriend is obedient to you and never flirts with others. Maybe he doesn't have enough money.

Don't always scold others, you are not as good as them.

It is nothing but good.

Failure is the mother of success, but it is a pity that success is unrecognizable.

Please cherish those who have hurt you. After all, others are too lazy to hurt you.

When I take off my clothes, I am an animal. When I put on my clothes, I am an animal dressed in clothes.

Although I earn less, I save more. Yesterday Ferrari saved more than two million yuan.

After breaking through the bottleneck, we found that there were bottle caps.

Gui is not the defect of iPhone, poor is your defect.

Since childhood, I like to stand on my own, for example, relying on my own skill list.

Making money is like constipation - it's hard, spending money is like diarrhea - I can't hold it.

It's said that it's raining in your city. I don't know if you have an umbrella. If you take this rain, it will be white.

I am born to be useful. The premise is that you must be born.

Those who can't go back are called hometown.

The so-called review is to reconfirm what you don't know, and you really don't.

The non-toxic body carries the toxic vaccine. You taught me to be strong when I was young!

It doesn't matter who you are. What matters is what you want to do when you break into my life?

Sister, you take the bow, brother, I walk on the shore. 99% of this sentence is sung.

Every time you want to save money, your IQ will reach its peak!

What I have thought about is illusion, but I have no future if I do it seriously.

When others pick up girls after work, you meet them after work.

The right ear should be used when listening to the results, because the left ear is close to the heart, which may lead to sudden death.

I have a friend who stopped complaining and began to work hard. After several years, he still looks like a bird.

What can be solved with money is not a problem, but how to have money is your biggest problem.

Tetris has taught us that if you get along with others, you will disappear.

Seeing a fortune teller, he asked me as soon as I sat down. What are you?

Compared with ugliness, it is not worth mentioning.

Everyone else has a background, but I only have my back.

I'm not short, I'm just far from the sky.

Someone saved your number to call you. I'm different. I don't want to answer it.

Not because I'm cold, but because my hands are cold.

Come back with me. I'll send you my wedding invitation.

Welcome the God of Wealth on the fifth day of the first month. It's all about the rich. Go to bed.

No objects yet? Would you like to introduce a good dog food.

I don't want to be the last one to let you down.

You said that ice is sleeping water, but I only remember the sigh that farts are excrement.

The moon represents my heart, pitted and cold?

Some things still need to be persisted, such as sleeping, especially when the alarm clock rings.

Instead of staring at the phone screen, you should look up from time to time to see where the boss is.

It is not because we see hope that we persist, but because we persist that we know there is no hope.

No cosmetics are used at the age of 18, and no cosmetics are used at the age of 28.

A full man does not know that a hungry man is hungry, and a hungry man does not know that a full man is empty.

I was poor, so the National Day at home, to avoid a festival.

The right ear should be used when listening to the results, because the left ear is close to the heart, which may lead to sudden death.

Paying will pay off. For example, double the extravagance and double the disappointment.

You must have been a plastic bag in your previous life. You can only carry plastic bags.

You think your boyfriend is an ATM, but there are ten machines and nine and a half are deposit machines.

Failure is not terrible, but you still believe it.

I am full of longing for life. Life is far from me.

I tried to disappear, but no one asked.

Your complicated facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

The reality is that you have been shot dead on the beach before the front wave started.

If you help a friend who needs money badly, he will surely remember you when he needs money next time.

Commitment is like farting. It was earth shattering at that time, and then it became powerless.

There will be fog when you reach the mountain, and it will sink when you reach the bridge.

Life is either this or that. In short, it is not what you think.

You can't even sleep well. Do you want to sleep with others?

Every time I look at the poor travel log, I feel that if I am poor, I should not go out to surf.

Who said you don't have true love? Worries are with you.

I don't want to get married and have children, which is my consciousness as a poor person.

When happiness knocks on the door, I'm afraid I'm not at home, so I've always been homestead.

I never think about when I can succeed. Since I have chosen to be far away, it is still far away.

Beauty fades, but folly lasts~

It is not because we see hope that we persist, but because we persist that we know there is no hope.

There is a lot of rain these two days. If it rains, remember to take an umbrella, or your head will get water easily.

Everyone likes to be with you to show their good looks.

Work hard if you are poor! If you don't work hard, how can you be in debt.

We were very happy when we were young, because at that time we were not so ugly and poor.

Love is a double-edged sword. One side cuts you very hard, and the other side also cuts you very hard.

When God closes the door for you, he will also pinch your brain.

Smile when encountering lightning, because it is the sky taking pictures of you.

When comforting others, you should comfort yourself one set at a time. When comforting yourself, you just want to find a rope.

Failure is the mother of success, but failure doesn't even have a boyfriend.

After the Double 11, I changed from a single to a single with heavy debts.

I can't afford to eat in big hotels.

It doesn't matter if you are bitter now. As long as you are alive, something good will happen to others.

Putting autumn clothes into trousers and trousers into cotton socks is the minimum respect for winter.

Don't care about the current low. There is still a long way to go in the future.

Your beauty is invisible to others, and your ugliness is clear at a glance.

I know that haste makes waste. I can't eat hot tofu in a hurry. How can you say I have procrastination?

Of course, money can't buy you happiness, but money will make you happy.

I know that haste makes waste. I can't eat hot tofu in a hurry. How can you say I have procrastination?

Nine out of ten things are unhappy in life, and the remaining twelve out of ten are extremely unhappy.

Intermittent complacency, continuous mixed eating and death.

Sometimes you feel like an SB. Don't lose heart. At least you feel right.

If you use it skillfully, you can save 80% of your life.

Maybe sleep is the real form of human activity. No wonder I always can't wake up.

The paste is not on the desk, but in your mind.

Only those who have worked hard know how important the background is!

Can there be an echo in your memory?

There is no indecision, not because of counseling.

Don't bow to fate easily, because when you bow, you will see fat.

The one with wings may not be an angel, but a thunderbolt.

He who covets small profits cannot achieve great things.

Twenty years ago, stupid children who ate raccoons and didn't collect all the cards still couldn't collect all the five blessings.

When others see you, they say you are a student, not because you look young, but because you wear dirt!

Heart is higher than sky, life is thinner than paper.

I heard you had a bad time. I squatted at the door and laughed all day.

Someone saved your number to call you. I'm different. I don't want to answer it.

Learning makes people happy; not learning makes people happier.

Since you have already swept the world behind you, why turn around and mess around.

We are good friends. If you fall down, I will help you up, but wait until I finish laughing.

When I think of you, my ugly face smiles.

If you don't play with your mobile phone for a day, you won't die. Your life is still alive, but your soul is lost!

You can't always look at what you don't have. Look more at what you have. Forget it. Close your eyes.

Nine out of ten things are unhappy in life, and the rest are even more unhappy!

The world is so big, you only watch in the circle of friends.

You are not so miserable. People who are miserable don't have mobile phones.

The world laughs at my madness. I laugh at how quickly the world can see it.

It is too noisy to wake up during the day and too quiet to sleep at night.

Once the sea was dry and the rocks were crumbling, but it was not easy to get together and disperse.

Why do girls have to compete with each other? After decades, they will all dance square dance together.

I like small animals very much. In any case, I have them all at once.

Is it a long time no see, or, turn a blind eye.

Ask Qu to be so clear, only poison soup and live water come!

If you don't have to blush again, can you borrow some money.

Losing weight is a big thing. Let me have enough food first, and then make a good plan.

There are more than eight or nine bad things in life.

With a lofty ambition, you can't bind a chicken with your hands.

Tetris has taught us that if you get along with others, you will disappear.

In the last month, there were always thirty days of bad luck.

The premise of being cute is cute, not stupid.

Only age and fat can get something for nothing.

Don't think the world has abandoned you. The world has no time to answer you

If you want to be your sun, it will warm you when you are happy and kill you when you are unhappy.

Women who are happy with themselves are tolerant, men who are happy with themselves are poor!

When life is too heavy for you to breathe, you must straighten your waist so that you will not look ugly when you are crushed to death.

Life is bound to give up some people, not you don't care, they don't care.

Growth is the process of turning your crying into silence.

Love is mostly unsuccessful, either suffering from the boredom of getting married, or suffering from the sadness of not getting married.

You must have been a plastic bag in your previous life. You can only carry plastic bags.

You don't have nothing, you are still sick!

Although I can't go on a trip, I have a physique of being fat.

Many people think they are too tired to live. In fact, they may just sleep too late.

Tetris teaches us that if you get along with others, you will disappear.

Don't give up your dream, keep sleeping!

I can think of only the most accurate adjective for myself: plump.

The biggest advantage of blind date is that if the marriage goes wrong in the future, you can shift the responsibility to the matchmaker.

In fact, you also have the ability to lose weight.

Don't be angry if you can't be angry, don't swear if you can't be angry, and do it directly if you can.

I'm not the kid who has spent 50 yuan for a long time. Now I have to think carefully about five yuan.

Life will not abandon you, but it will not let you go.

When I was young, I didn't like eating, so I am short now. Now love to eat leads to fat and short.

It doesn't matter if you have tried hard and failed. It will be better if you try again.

There is no cold person at all. It's not you who is warm!

Is there any good way to relieve the heat in dog days? The salary is naturally cool.

56 nationalities, 55 extra points.

Do you know the difference between investment and speculation? One is Mandarin, the other is Cantonese.

Poetry and the distance are getting dirtier and dirtier, and dreams are becoming more and more silly!

Research shows that people who smoke and drink all the year round have a lower probability of suffering from Alzheimer's disease, because the probability of early death is higher.

Nothing is difficult in the world, as long as you give up!

I looked for her thousands of times. When I looked back, that person still ignored me.

I always figure out a lot of things in the early morning and forget everything after dawn.

When you need help most, only ghosts will help you.

Others save your number to contact you, but I am different. I save your number to refuse to receive it.

I know that haste makes waste. I can't eat hot tofu in a hurry. How can you say I have procrastination?

If you lend money to your friend, he will surely remember you when he is short of money next time.

Don't bring earphones when crossing the road. If you are hit by a car, the earphones will break down?

You still have to have dreams. Otherwise, when you drink too much, what do you talk to people about?

In fact, what you hate is not square dancing, but square dancing aunts.

Good looking bags have nothing to do with you. You don't have interesting souls.

I mustered up courage to face the reality, but found that courage is really just gas.

The night lifted the wine, the wine lifted you, you lifted me, and we were poor.

In the last month, there were always thirty days of bad luck.

Do you know why God is jealous of talents? Because nobody cares how long the fool lives.

Sir, the money on your card is not enough

The starting point of others is the end point beyond your reach.

I heard that you are not as good as me, so I'm relieved.

The present era, not belongs to the post-00s, but belongs to the thick skinned!

The pain of life is not because you don't have money, but because others have money.

Follow your heart, translate it into Chinese.

People's hearts are weak, so don't be tough without strength!

I don't want to get married and have children, which is my consciousness as a poor person.

Soul chicken soup is a small dish for people who are used to eating abalone, shark's fin and belly. Does the loser think that drinking a bowl of chicken soup will improve nutrition in an all-round way?

Don't always scold iron for not making steel. You forget that iron can't make steel.

It is really miserable to be lazy and have goals.

The boss said that as long as we work hard, he can change Maserati next year.

Don't do today's work. If you die tomorrow, you can do it.

I miss you so much. The first sentence is false, and the second sentence is also false.

Those who look good may not be good people, but may be fraud groups.

If you want to be your sun, it will warm you when you are happy and kill you when you are unhappy.

Those social elites who are admired by everyone are not as good as you think. But it must be much better than you.

Good looking skin bag reality split, interesting soul spirit derailment?.

I know that haste makes waste. I can't eat hot tofu in a hurry. How can you say I have procrastination?

After a long time of not opening QQ, I found that only Tencent News cared about you.

After experiencing a lot of hardships, others are happy after suffering, but you have just come after suffering.

Money is not everything, but money can really do what you want.

God closed the door for you, and then went to wash and sleep.

Poverty has limited me so much, why not limit my weight?

When I was a child, I was most afraid of dreaming that I would find the toilet. The most terrible thing is that I found the toilet without waking up.

Don't talk about leaving everything to time. Time is too lazy to clean up your mess.

It is also a betrayal of oneself. Some people become eldest sisters and some become young ladies.

Most people lie for the first time in life, starting from writing a composition.

How great is being rich? Being rich is really amazing.

Shushan has its own way. It's your fault that you don't have a rich life.

Women conquer men with silk stockings, and men conquer banks with silk stockings.

I have a strong desire to learn. Fortunately, my self-control is strong and I am under pressure.

I heard that you are not as good as me, so I'm relieved.

Success can be copied, but for you, pasting is prohibited here.

Is it a long time no see, or, turn a blind eye.

Tetris teaches us that if you get along with others, you will disappear.

When I eat dirt, I feel that beggars are happier than me.

If the deposit is negative, the house is rented, there is a bicycle, and it is shared.

It is said that in 2020, I don't want to die to eliminate the poor.

As long as the hoe is wielded well, no corner cannot be dug down.

Once a dreamer, now there is no dream, only homesick.

If you have a large amount of money in front of you and a fan, what does it have to do with you?

When a relative asked me about my grades, I asked him about his year-end bonus.

If you don't smile, you will be lucky!

Even if it is salted fish, you are not the saltiest one.

Money can't buy happiness, it must be that your money is too little!

When encountering difficulties, let it go for a while. The next day, I can't remember it again.

Insomnia and sleeplessness may be because your mobile phone still has electricity.

Why do you want to sleep at school? Because school is where dreams begin.

The world laughs at my madness. I laugh at how quickly the world can see it.

The night lifted the wine, the wine lifted you, you lifted me, and we were poor.

I looked for her thousands of times. When I looked back, that person still ignored me.

It is not because we see hope that we persist, but because we persist that we know there is no hope.

You are like the sun in the blue sky, which can't be seen directly.

If you don't leave, I will die.

When you meet a girl you like, you should be brave to express your love. Only when you take the initiative can you know that she has her name.

Do you want to thin into a lightning bolt? The average width of lightning bolt is five meters.

Rome wasn't built in a day. Three layers of belly wasn't built in a day.

You haven't viewed the world. Where does your world view come from?

Even if it is Belive, there is a lie hidden in the middle.

I don't swear because I have strong practical ability.

With a bullshit attitude, face the fucking life.

Don't be depressed anymore, kid. You should be as lively and cheerful as a psychopath.

Your face is doomed one minute, and you should look at the filter nine minutes.

There is no hope to be a good man, but a bad man is not good at it.

I'm not afraid of being poor or ugly, or of being single?

If you are not happy with your money, you are spending it in the wrong way.

It's not that people make fun of you, but that you are the joke itself!

Some things still need to be persisted, such as sleeping, especially when the alarm clock rings.

With a lofty ambition, you can't bind a chicken with your hands.

No cosmetics are used at the age of 18, and no cosmetics are used at the age of 28.

Don't do today's work. If you die tomorrow, you can do it.

You don't have nothing. You are still sick.

You can't afford a beautiful bag, and interesting souls can't afford you.

Don't be too confident. You may trust the wrong person.

The world is so big that I want to see it. How far can you go with such a small wallet?

In order to prevent me from spending money indiscriminately this month, I spent all my money in advance.

Do you know why beauties are so unlucky since ancient times? Because nobody cares how long an ugly person lives.

Before he had time to flirt, he was pulled out.

You give grass a little love, grass also gives you a green!

If you really want to do something well, the world will stand in your way.

Only the vending machine has left lights for you in the middle of the night.

Whenever I find the key to success, I find someone has changed the lock cylinder

It doesn't matter if you say something wrong, you will continue to say it wrong.

All your sadness comes from your balance.

I only have eyes for you, because your big face makes me unable to see others.

Nine out of ten things are unhappy in life, and the remaining twelve out of ten are extremely unhappy.

A person's longest love history is probably narcissism.

If you want to buy a Porsche Cayenne, please ask the friends who bought it, where did you get your money!

The creditor is the one who will not abandon you even if you break your property.

It's not that people make fun of you, but that you are the joke itself!

What are you kicking me for?

I know that haste makes waste. I can't eat hot tofu in a hurry. How can you say I have procrastination?

It's true that geomancy turns, but you are on the axis, which is very embarrassing.

I have a strong desire to learn. Fortunately, my self-control is strong and I am under pressure.

Ask what money is in the world. It's just a matter of life and death.

The child is either stupid or has a wrong way of learning. Isn't it stupid to find wrong learning methods?

You are like my sunshine, which is dazzling.

Today's young people want to sleep at all times except when they don't want to sleep.

If girls don't work hard, they will be arrested and married, and they will have a second child.

The disappointments never let me down, and each time they really let me down.

Nostalgia is a small ticket. I am here and the scalper is there.

I have a dream, just a dream.

If your boyfriend is obedient to you and never flirts with others. Maybe he doesn't have enough money.

Once we had poetry and faraway, now we just want to buy a house.

Thank those who knocked you down, because you will find it really comfortable to lie down.

When you see me staring at you all the way, don't think I'm interested in you. I really can't see who you are.

You can find a good job if you have the right resume, and you don't need to find a job if you have the right baby.

I have never asked anyone in my life, only the area of the shadow.

You can't ignore your ugliness just because you are fat.

The starting point of others is the end point beyond your reach.

There is no news that cannot be seen, only those who do not want to return.

You'd better not keep me in mind. I don't like places with many people.

You have never succeeded. What are you afraid of?

Only after hard work can we know that the gap in IQ is insurmountable.

Sleep more if you want to be beautiful, and feel beautiful when you are sleepy.

Rome wasn't built in a day. Three layers of belly wasn't built in a day.

When I was young, I thought money was everything, but now I know it when I am old.

The world is so big, I feel so unlucky to know you.

Sometimes you feel like an SB. Don't lose heart. At least you feel right.

Do you love your work? The work will wait for you there.

In order to prevent me from spending money indiscriminately this month, I spent all my money in advance.

Brain is a great thing. I hope you have it.

I don't understand why you should pinch your legs and rub your eyes when something good happens to you. What if you wake up?

Another day has passed, how is it? Is the dream more distant?

The first thing is to sleep, stay up all night without rest and lose hair.

Like a person is not hidden, even hidden in the wardrobe, or her husband will be found.

It doesn't matter that you are short and poor now. You should believe that one day you will become short and poor

God has closed a door for you, and will add anti-theft locks and large bolts to it.

If you rob a bank, no matter success or failure, you will not have to work in the next ten years.

If life deceives you, don't worry - take out your beauty camera to cheat life.

I don't know much about music, so sometimes I don't rely on music or tune.

In the face of difficulties, stick to it for a while, and you will get used to it.

No, you can't. Only you can't

There is a long way to go. I will ask for help.

Whenever I take a brave step, God will timely and generously pave the way for me to go downhill.

Success is like a ghost, only others have met it.

It's good of you to leave, otherwise I will always be careful and you will stay for dinner.

If everyone understands you, then you have to be ordinary!

Another day has passed, how is it? Is the dream more distant?

The mistress is a good thing. She took away the dog that doesn't love you.

Don't say sorry to me, because I can neither forgive you nor stab you to death.

The person who gives you a thumbs up may not be praising you, but may be aiming at you with a gun.

In winter, places outside the bed are far away, places out of reach are from other places, and going to the toilet is a business trip.

You can't even sleep well. Do you want to sleep with others?

Don't always be so narcissistic. Beautiful women look at you more because you are so ugly.

Freedom has never been taken for granted, but a privilege that requires a high cost.

In fact, computer games have trained you since childhood to regard Boss as your greatest enemy.

If the world doesn't want you, you should remember that I still have you, and I don't want you either.

If the world doesn't want you, remember to come to me. I know several traffickers.

Say "You are great" to the mirror every day. Soon, the mirror will become a great mirror.

Go to bed early, because the person you like has already fallen asleep with others.

Come back with me. I'll send you my wedding invitation.

If we don't owe each other, how can we meet again.

I used to live on my face, but I almost starved to death before giving up.

Don't say you are a single dog. In fact, you may not be as good as a dog

With my qualifications and diploma, I will sweep the streets of this city in the future.

I want to know you again, starting with your name. What's your name?

May you have wine, meat and girls in the future. Girls are ugly.

If you are all right, it's OK~

From a distance, I saw the long hair fluttering. When I came closer, I saw the old monster in the crouching groove.

You are very creative and courageous.

When others tell you that they are busy, it is TA who needs to leave time for more important people.

The world is so big, I want to see if there are plastic bottles.

I am a fish with pickled cabbage, which is both sour and vegetable.

Young people, it's nothing to have no money now. There will be many days without money in the future.

As long as the hoe is wielded well, no corner cannot be dug down.

It's funny when someone smiles.

May you have wine, meat and girls in the future. Girls are ugly.

I haven't fallen into the peach trap for so many years. It's just two words. I don't have money.

I don't even know a few famous brands. Sometimes, I don't know that others are showing off their wealth.

They are also salty fish. Why can others turn over while you are stuck in the pan?

At least in the summer, you are half as rich as you can be.

The early bird catches the worm, but you are the worm.

Face hardships bravely. Those who can't kill you can only leave you disabled.

There is no empathy, it is all standing talking without backache.

Boy, how about being short? Raise your head and let them know that you are not only short, but also ugly!

I want to go to the movies with my boyfriend. Is there anything interesting?

The mistress is a good thing. She took away the dog that doesn't love you.

If life deceives you, don't worry - take out your beauty camera to cheat life.

There must be pure friendship between men and women. Every girl I know says she can only be friends with me at most.

Don't always be so narcissistic. Beautiful women look at you more because you are so ugly.

It is better to be uniform in beauty than different in ugliness.

Why God closes the door for you is not because you are invisible.

The non-toxic body carries the toxic vaccine. You taught me to be strong when I was young!

If you look the same as the selfie, why don't you have a boyfriend.

It is also a betrayal of oneself. Some people become eldest sisters and some become young ladies.

Failure is also a part of success. Where you fall, you are corrupting others.

When life is too heavy for you to breathe, you must straighten your waist so that you will not look ugly when you are crushed to death.

If time can go back, it must be that you are dreaming.

The world is so big, I want to see where it is convenient to beg!

It is better to be uniform in beauty than different in ugliness.

God closes a security door for you, and also conveniently puts a titanium alloy lock on you.

Most of the time, it is not work that consumes energy, but the people we meet at work.

People ask if you are in love? As long as there is no such thing now, it can cover up the fact that there was no such thing in the past.

I'm not afraid of being poor or ugly, or of being single?

I hate people who flatter me most in my life. When I am with them, it seems that I am not a man.

If you work harder, you will get more blows.

Life is either this or that. In short, it is not what you think.

Please wear a helmet when riding an electric bicycle, otherwise, classmates driving Mercedes Benz will recognize you.

I saved dandruff for a year just to give you snow.

If no one holds hands, I will take the bag.

From small to large, the only constant is a heart that does not miss books.

I used to buy lottery tickets every day, but one day, I can't even afford to buy lottery tickets.

There is no cold person at all. It's not you who is warm!

Don't do today's work. If you die tomorrow, you can do it.

When happiness knocks on the door, I'm afraid I'm not at home, so I've always been homestead.

Compared with ugliness, it is not worth mentioning.

The non-toxic body carries the toxic vaccine. You taught me to be strong when I was young!

In the last month, there were always thirty days of bad luck.

I thought tomorrow would be better, and then I looked forward to tomorrow every day.

Don't feel that you have reached a low point at a young age, and you still have a lot of room for decline.

Don't say you have nothing, you still have a debt.

Put wings on your dream. Although it may not fly far, it must fall heavily.

All roads lead to Rome, and each has a toll station.

Adults are not picky eaters. They will say that I am allergic to this.

The world is so big, I want to see if there are plastic bottles.

There must be pure friendship between men and women. Every girl I know says she can only be friends with me at most.

Do you want to thin into a lightning bolt? The average width of lightning bolt is five meters.

If you like a person, you should confess. What if it becomes a spare tire?

If you work harder, you will be able to move forward. Life is crazy.

You said that ice is sleeping water, but I only remember the sigh that farts are excrement.

I really want to sell my house and travel around the world, but the landlord doesn't agree.

The three steps of encountering difficulties, face it and deal with it, and abandon it.

If you are willing to peel off my heart layer by layer, you will find that I am lacking in heart.

You are a princess by your parents, a princess by your men, and a beggar by yourself.

Time is like a chest. When you squeeze, you have it. When you lie down, you have it.

The Spring Festival holiday is coming to an end. It's time to take heart and prepare for the May Day holiday.

After years of hard work, although there is no gain, you are in debt!

For the poor, if life is not tired, it is not called life!

There was no way in the world. When there were more people walking, the teacher began to call the roll.

Everyone praises me for being virtuous, and I can do nothing at leisure.

Money can't buy happiness, it must be that your money is too little!

I want to know you again, starting with your name. What's your name?

Even if you sleep late, the person who will not find you will not find you!

It's said that since you got neurotic, the whole person has become more energetic.

I mustered up courage to face the reality, but found that courage is really just gas.

From small to large, the only constant is a heart that does not miss books.

Some things or people can't be solved with money. You have to have a lot of money.

I ate it quietly, just as I became fat quietly.

Don't wait until tomorrow to hand in the job, and then find an excuse. Today, find a good one.

99% of the things in the world can be solved with money, and the remaining 1% needs more money.

I don't know what happiness is when I am in happiness? It's just that I am getting fat and becoming a pig. I still think my figure is OK.

It doesn't matter if you are single. There will be a long time to be single in the future.

The best time to show love is at noon, because there will be retribution sooner or later.

Since you have already swept the world behind you, why turn around and mess around.

Don't always scold iron for not making steel. You forget that iron can't make steel.

If you live well, how can I sleep.

When God closes a door for you, he will also close the window for you.

You are just a potato silk. You are dirt, funny and loser.

Paying will pay off. For example, double the extravagance and double the disappointment.

Fear of ghosts is really naive. Let me show you people's hearts.

He tried to cheer up, but accidentally killed him.

It doesn't matter who you are. What matters is what you want to do when you break into my life?

At present, the most reliable way to get rich is that your house is demolished.

A single man is called a single dog, while a single woman is called a dog ignore.

Suddenly, I found that the first thing to get up is to touch the phone, and the last thing to put down the phone before going to bed.

I can't solve anything that can be solved with money.

Five hundred times of looking back in the previous life, but in exchange for the sentence of this life, hooligan.

As long as you keep learning every day, the final victory must belong to the person who plays well in the examination room.

Don't think you can't insist on coming, you will insist on staying up late to play with your mobile phone.

How do you know that you are not the result of your parents' contraceptive failure?

If you don't force yourself, you don't know what despair is.

Life will not abandon you, but it will not let you go.

Go ahead with a smile. No one wants to go back alive when he comes to this world.

Others say that I can't help the mud on the wall, but why should I go on the wall? Is it uncomfortable to lie on the ground?

Losing weight is a big thing. Let me have enough food first, and then make a good plan.

If you see me looking bad on New Year's Day, don't think too much. You forgot to give me a red envelope.

The rich man's DINK is DINK, and the poor man's DINK is called having no children.

I don't know whether it is the love of others that is too easy or my own words are too hard.

Love you is not two or three days, but a day without love.

The garbage is still picked up by my parents. How about you?

When I make friends, I never care whether he has money or not. Anyway, he is not as poor as me.

Life is still interesting. After all, every day I want to die for different reasons.

You think you can do nothing well? If you are wrong, you can also be a waste.

People always die, either poor or dead.

Go ahead with a smile. No one wants to go back alive when he comes to this world.

You look serious, just like the film on the overpass.

Finally, he won 5 million yuan. When he cashed in, he woke up with a smile.

Even if you fail 99 times, you should try again to round up an integer.

The biggest advantage of blind date is that if the marriage goes wrong in the future, you can shift the responsibility to the matchmaker.

If you go out, you will be fat sooner or later.

Use 2B to describe you. People don't like pencils.

When God closes the door for you, he will also pinch your brain.

If you can't get rich overnight, you can do it for two nights, and I can do it for three nights.

Winter is good. When we are poor, there is a northwest wind.

Those who are good-looking can only be called foodies, while those who are not good-looking can only be called losers.

When a relative asked me about my grades, I asked him about his year-end bonus.

Don't always feel lonely. Look at the circle of fat on your belly. Haven't you never left?

You give grass a little love, grass also gives you a green!

The loss of traditional culture is serious. Ancient women can make poems right, but modern women can only make mistakes if they fail.

Put wings on your dream. Although it may not fly far, it must fall heavily.

When I was young, I thought money was everything, but now I know it when I am old.

Before he had time to flirt, he was pulled out.

If you like a person, you should confess. What if it becomes a spare tire?

Even if you charge for two hours, no one will talk to you for five minutes.

After nine years of hard work, I finally made up the down payment for the house I sold that year.

Laughing girls always have more crow's feet than others.

When I was young, I often thought about whether I would go to Beijing University or Tsinghua University when I grew up. Now I think about it.

Age is not a problem, height is not a distance, who likes you without money?

Commitment is like farting. It was earth shattering at that time, and then it became powerless.

Wake up, this is not a funeral, but a normal performance of having no money and sex life.

I think lovelorn is not terrible, blind is terrible.

Because of his introverted personality, he has been unable to do such things as rushing to pay the bill.

You are like the sun in the blue sky, which can't be seen directly.

It doesn't matter if you are single. There will be a long time to be single in the future.

Your good night just wants me to shut up.

Work, love and life are not smooth? Look in the mirror and you will understand many things.

If you have something to tell me, I can't solve it anyway.

Nothing lasts forever, but you can.

Life is still interesting. After all, every day I want to die for different reasons.

I will see the parents of the other party tomorrow. I'm so nervous. After all, I beat their children first.

You are so good at comforting others. You must have spent a lot of time comforting yourself.

You must believe that tomorrow will be better and better to turn you into a dog.

Go to bed early, because the person you like has already fallen asleep with others.

Doing the political examination paper is the time I lied most in my life.

Life polishes your edges and corners to make you roll farther.

The stupidest thing I ever did as a child may be looking forward to growing up.

It's said that money is a bastard, but it's really beautiful.

Appearance is not important. Love is about feeling, but people don't feel ugly.

They say that my sister is beautiful, but in fact she is made up.

There are no unsolvable problems, but there are unsolvable problems.

You can't have it both ways, but you can be poor and ugly.

The world laughs at my madness. I laugh at how quickly the world can see it.

If people have no dreams, what's the difference between carefree and carefree?

Although you can no longer grow tall, you can continue to gain weight.

You can't have both fish and bear's paw, but you can be single and poor!

Whether you are two or no two, two is there, no three no four.

If we don't owe each other, how can we meet again.

Iron body, magnet bed.

Where is the best place to see the scenery on National Day? The answer is, circle of friends.

The girls nowadays are so outrageous. They can't see the career line even though their neckline is so low

In fact, life ends after a certain node, and everyone is just waiting for the eggs.

Making money is a kind of ability, spending money is a kind of technology. My ability is limited, but my technology is high.

Nothing in the world is difficult except for the rich. Birds of a feather flock together to get rich.

Rich people are close to me, rich people are far away from me!

If you don't force yourself, you don't know what despair is.

Women pretend to be in love by pretending to be in high tide, while men pretend to be in love by pretending to be in high tide.

Others worry about how to earn money, but I worry about how to spend money. How can twenty yuan be spent until the 10th of next month?

Is it a long time no see, or, turn a blind eye.

The leader said that hard work will lead to faster maturity, so now I look older than them.

Who said I can't play musical instruments? How nice of me to back off!

Since ancient times, deep love has always been popular.

I work hard every day to prove to those who look down on me that they are right.

Others worry about how to earn money, but I worry about how to spend money. How can twenty yuan be spent until the 10th of next month?

Because of his introverted personality, he has been unable to do such things as rushing to pay the bill.

How worried can you be? It's like a group of eunuchs going to the brothel.

We agreed to go to Baitou together, but you secretly baked oil.

As the saying goes, disasters never come singly. It can be seen that even disasters are accompanied. Look at you again.

Some people have worked hard all their lives, that is, from the fourth class to the third class.

Every time I look at the poor travel log, I feel that if I am poor, I should not go out to surf.

Fortunately, you didn't wash your hair last year. Otherwise, you didn't even have oil in cooking this year.

When happiness knocks on the door, I'm afraid I'm not at home, so I've always been homestead.

Give up this word, it is easier to say, but easier to do.

You want to be rich? Just think about it.

It's said that since you got neurotic, the whole person has become more energetic.

With you all the way, I am willing to suffer a little, and I will not talk about suffering a lot.

People of the older generation often tell us to eat more bitterness when we are young, so that we can get used to it when we are old!

You think you can do nothing well? If you are wrong, you can also be a waste.

It doesn't matter whether the twisted melon is sweet or not, as long as it can quench thirst.

Always repeating, especially mistakes!

Sleep until your hand cramps, count your money until you wake up naturally.

After everyone's patient persuasion, I finally accepted the fact that I was a fool.

You can either work very hard or be very smart to barely live a mediocre life.

If time can go back, it must be that you are dreaming.

The time has come for all contradictions to be resolved with the words "celebrate the New Year".

Distance produces not beauty, but a third party.

After the Double 11, I changed from a single to a single with heavy debts.

The rich get married, but the poor witness it.

Every time you want to save money, your IQ will reach its peak!

When we meet the elder, it's not that we don't want to call him, but that we don't know what to call him.

Since childhood, I like to stand on my own, for example, relying on my own skill list.

Finally, he won 5 million yuan. When he cashed in, he woke up with a smile.

Emotion can be run in if you look at your face.

There was a period of love, called love for oneself.

Poetry and the distance are getting dirtier and dirtier, and dreams are becoming more and more silly!

Don't panic to accept failure, but feel it slowly.

If being rich is also a mistake, I would rather make mistakes again and again.

Thin people can wear clothes out of stories, fat people can only wear accidents.

I heard you had a bad time. I squatted at the door and laughed all day.

If you look the same as the selfie, why don't you have a boyfriend.

Only by carrying the blame for the leader more often will the leader treat you as a fool.

Five hundred times of looking back in the previous life, but in exchange for the sentence of this life, hooligan.

Life is not only the immediate pressure, but also the disaster behind it.

Go out more while you are young, or you won't know how good it is to stay at home.

After exercise, you will be surprised to find that you just become strong from obesity.

Today is New Year's Eve. Come here and give you your favorite swan meat.

Do you know why God is jealous of talents? Because nobody cares how long the fool lives.

It's said that money is a bastard, but it's really beautiful.

When I take off my clothes, I am an animal. When I put on my clothes, I am an animal dressed in clothes.

If you live well, how can I sleep.

Success can be copied, but for you, pasting is prohibited here.

Nothing can defeat you, because you have never succeeded.

It's said that since you got neurotic, the whole person has become more energetic.

If you don't marry me many years later, then we are really good enough.

Some people are beautiful, some people are ugly, and you are so ugly.

If you suffer, don't drink water, or you will become dirty.

The level of English in primary schools has become more and more inadequate.

It is not terrible to be poor. What is terrible is that I am the poorest person.

You are always so stingy. You have broken several doors.

I don't know how many peaks you can cross before you succeed. Anyway, you can't escape two peaks sooner or later.

The most romantic thing I can think of is eating with you, and then you pay.

It's actually troublesome to know strangers, and many lies have to be told again.

Everyone else has a background, but I only have my back.

Welcome the God of Wealth on the fifth day of the first month. It's all about the rich. Go to bed.

How old can you accept love? As long as they are good-looking, they can last for five thousand years.

If others play pig and eat tiger, you can only play pig.

In the last month, there were always thirty days of bad luck.

Although life is rough, I never yield to fate! I usually bend my knees directly, Orz.

The right ear should be used when listening to the results, because the left ear is close to the heart, which may lead to sudden death.

Is it a long time no see, or, turn a blind eye.

Your vision is not limited to your living environment, but also to your vision.

Time is like a chest. When you squeeze, you have it. When you lie down, you have it.

Don't put yourself too high, or you will not come down.

Freedom has never been taken for granted, but a privilege that requires a high cost.

My lover is an unparalleled hero. One day he will step on colorful clouds to marry others.

Put wings on your dream. Although it may not fly far, it must fall heavily!

Compared with ugliness, it is not worth mentioning.

Talking about money hurts feelings, talking about feelings hurts money.

Playing mahjong is three times short of one, and fighting landlords is two times short of one. Why do I still need one when I'm in love?

You can't have it both ways, but you can be poor and ugly.

Don't always scold others, you are not as good as them.

Even if it is Belive, there is a lie hidden in the middle.

Twenty years ago, stupid children who ate raccoons and didn't collect all the cards still couldn't collect all the five blessings.

What I said made you cry, please tell me, I say it again.

We were very happy when we were young, because at that time we were not so ugly and poor.

Don't be afraid of myopia, because in front of you, there is nothing but failure.

Only age and fat can get something for nothing.

Failure is the mother of success, but failure is often infertility.

People always die, either poor or dead.

All roads lead to Rome, but some people were born in Rome

I'm not Zhuge Liang, and I don't have a straw boat, but why do you keep coming to me?

After experiencing a lot of hardships, others are happy after suffering, but you have just come after suffering.

The disappointments never let me down, and each time they really let me down.

I was poor, so the National Day at home, to avoid a festival.

Look in the mirror more often, and you will understand the reasons for many things.

Life is like water in a sponge. As long as you don't want to squeeze it, it will evaporate one day.

When I was young, I didn't like eating, so I am short now. Now love to eat leads to fat and short.

It's not shameful to sell your soul. What's shameful is that you didn't get a good price.

If marriage is the tomb of love, the annual celebration of the anniversary of marriage is a tomb sweeping.

Fear of ghosts is really naive. Let me show you people's hearts.

I thought tomorrow would be better, and then I looked forward to tomorrow every day.

Those who are good-looking can only be called foodies, while those who are not good-looking can only be called losers.

Others care about whether you fly high or tired, but I only care about whether your wings are delicious?

Use 2B to describe you. People don't like pencils.

Rich people are close to me, rich people are far away from me!

Hope is fire, disappointment is smoke, life is smoke while making fire.

The purpose of putting mirrors in the school building is to let you know that people who are ugly should read more.

The starting point of others is the end point beyond your reach.

You must believe that tomorrow will be better and better to turn you into a dog.

I'm afraid that you will be mediocre in your life and comfort yourself that you are ordinary and valuable.

I really hope that one day my wallet can be as thick as my skin.

Poverty is only temporary, as long as you work hard, you will find that you will gradually get used to it.

The beautiful collarbone is the same, and the interesting belly is bouncing around.

Don't look down on anyone easily. Even killing Matt has more hair than you.

If Cinderella's shoes fit, they would not fall off. If the prince really loved Cinderella, he would not even know the girl who had danced with him all night.

56 nationalities, 55 extra points.

The Spring Festival holiday is coming to an end. It's time to take heart and prepare for the May Day holiday.

People should have dreams, even if it is salted fish, they should also make the saltiest one.

Time is like a chest. When you squeeze, you have it. When you lie down, you have it.

All roads lead to Rome, but some people were born in Rome

When the salted fish has a dream, it will become a salted fish with a dream.

No object is afraid of nothing. I have objects, and I have never won chess.

I really hope that one day my wallet can be as thick as my skin.

You are not so insecure, because no money is the safest.

Other people's money is outside my possession.

Don't always feel lonely. Look at the circle of fat on your belly. Haven't you never left?

As long as there is an express on the way, I feel this life is still hopeful.

Never abandon yourself. Once you start to give up, you will find that you are very happy

Many times I felt I couldn't hold on, and then I gave up.

In fact, life ends after a certain node, and everyone is just waiting for the eggs.

There is a long way to go. I will ask for help.

People ask if you are in love? Just say no now. We can cover up the fact that we didn't have in the past.

Can your play be less like your money?

If you lend money to your friend, he will surely remember you when he is short of money next time.

The best time to show love is at noon, because there will be retribution sooner or later.

Good luck will come, but it will come to others.

I don't know how many peaks you can cross before you succeed. Anyway, you can't escape two peaks sooner or later.

Nothing is difficult in the world, as long as you give up!

Even if it is salted fish, you are not the saltiest one.

Remember to smile at all times, it will make you look like a neurotic who can't be easily provoked.

God sprinkles wisdom on the world, but you have an umbrella.

Tetris has taught us that if you get along with others, you will disappear.

Love really needs courage to accept, no one loves again and again.

Want to fight? If the mobile phone can be taken off your hand, it is a struggle.

What is terrible is not that others fool you today, but that they forget you.

To lose weight, you want to insist, but insist on not wanting you.

The mistress is a good thing. She took away the dog that doesn't love you.

You have suffered the most serious injury when playing football. It was your girlfriend who went to the court to feed the opponent with water!

I want to have puppy love, but it's too late

You are always so stingy. You have broken several doors.

Don't always scold others, you are not as good as them.

Those who are good-looking can only be called foodies, while those who are not good-looking can only be called losers.

What good habits have you adhered to in order to become beautiful? Insist on beauty.

If you don't marry and I don't marry ten years later, that's too sad!

Try to make friends with the students around you, so that you can spend less money.

We are good friends. If you fall down, I will help you up, but wait until I finish laughing.

I don't understand why you should pinch your legs and rub your eyes when something good happens to you. What if you wake up?

Put down your mobile phone and go for a walk. Finally, you will find that it is still interesting.

God will not treat infatuated people unfairly, he is to die.

No one laughs at your dreams, they just laugh at your strength.

They laughed at my ugliness, and I laughed at their correctness.

If you are unhappy, just go to sleep. There is nothing that cannot be solved by sleeping. If you are unhappy, just go back to sleep.

When you see others on their way to success, ask yourself if you don't want to be a stumbling block on their way to success?

When comforting others, you should comfort yourself one set at a time. When comforting yourself, you just want to find a rope.

How good are you with your best friend? I was the first person who came off the line when he entered MLM.

If you don't force yourself, you don't know what despair is.

Since you have already swept the world behind you, why turn around and mess around.

No one looks down on you, because no one looks at you at all.

Why do Chinese people have to choose a good day to get married? Because after getting married, there will be no good life!

If you are ugly, you should read more. Books can not make you look good, but they can make you accept reality more easily.

When a hero is angry, he is a beauty. When a beauty is angry, he has to spend money.

One of the symptoms of mental collapse is to believe that your work is very important.

You can find a good job if you have the right resume, and you don't need to find a job if you have the right baby.

The rich get married, but the poor witness it.

Don't complain about the lack of power when your mobile phone is not used very much. You are not the same. You are tired without doing anything.

Since ancient times, deep love has always been popular.

Don't give up your dream, keep sleeping!

I used to know nothing except reading, but now I know everything except reading.

You are not walking on the road of Niu B, but still walking on the road of pretending to be forced.

I used to buy lottery tickets every day, but one day, I can't even afford to buy lottery tickets.

I really want to sell my house and travel around the world, but the landlord doesn't agree.

Do you think you are Cinderella? Please don't dream, she is the daughter of the count.

I hate one word most in my life! Especially when you can't do the questions.

Ugly Why? I can't see it myself. It's you who are disgusting!

You can't buy happiness with money, because you have no money at all.

Ten out of ten are unhappy in life!

Who says you don't like sports? You can not only play football, but also play very well.

Poverty is only temporary, as long as you work hard, you will find that you will gradually get used to it.

It is said that men become worse when they have money. I have been a good man for more than 30 years!

Thanks to those who knocked me down on the road ahead, because it's really comfortable to lie down.

He tried to cheer up, but accidentally killed him.

The night lifted the wine, the wine lifted you, you lifted me, and we were poor.

Others' life is full of stories, while mine is full of accidents.

If others show their legs, they are beautiful. If you show your legs, you want to be hated.

When a hero is angry, he is a beauty. When a beauty is angry, he has to spend money.

Losing weight is a big thing. Let me have enough food first, and then make a good plan.

After suffering, I finally became a servant.

Don't always scold others, you are not as good as them.

If the world doesn't want you, remember to come to me. I know several traffickers.

Thank those who knocked you down, because you will find it really comfortable to lie down.

God will not treat infatuated people unfairly, he is to die.

You are like my sunshine, which is dazzling.

Rome wasn't built in a day, but it's not difficult to empty your wallet.

If life deceives you, don't lose heart, because tomorrow is the same

Come back with me. I'll send you my wedding invitation.

Once the sea was dry and the rocks were crumbling, but it was not easy to get together and disperse.

Don't worry, rich people will not have bad luck.

You can rely on your face, but you rely on your talent. This is the difference between you and Mingming.

Do you know why beauties are so unlucky since ancient times? Because nobody cares how long an ugly person lives.

If you abandon yourself today, you will defeat you tomorrow.

When I left my hometown, the villagers never had a drink from a well.

When you become good enough, you realize that she just doesn't like you.

Before doing the question, think about the intention of the question maker. I think he wants me dead.

The worst is never just today, but also your future.

When others review books, they will understand them just by looking at them. I will open them by looking at them.

You are not so miserable. People who are miserable don't have mobile phones.

When you meet a girl you like, you should be brave to express your love. Only when you take the initiative can you know that she has her name.

The prince took the size 43 crystal shoes he left behind and pondered.

Once some people miss it, thank goodness.

Other people's money is outside my possession.

I don't want to ask you for advice for the rest of my life.

All stories will have an end, only life with you.

Some things are not that I don't care, but that I care, what can I do?

I really hope that one day my wallet can be as thick as my skin.

I like small animals very much. In any case, I have them all at once.

I'm not the kind of person who would kill a man if he fell down. I just sealed the well.

When life is too heavy for you to breathe, you must straighten your waist so that you will not look ugly when you are crushed to death.

Be nice to your girlfriend in the future. After all, she is blind and can't be hurt any more.

Hope is fire, disappointment is smoke, life is smoke while making fire.

My head is not empty. I am the person who wants to make great achievements, but the chaos is just beginning.

Although you are short, your hairline is high.

Where there is a long way to go, waving is to leave the tea cool.

Don't feel that you have reached a low point at a young age, and you still have a lot of room for decline.

My hobbies are divided into dynamic and static. Dynamic means turning over, while static means sleeping.

Why God closes the door for you is not because you are invisible.

At present, the most reliable way to get rich is that your house is demolished.

Love at first sight is beautiful. Deliberation is lack of money.

I have never asked anyone in my life, only the area of the shadow.

I can only do the first four after thinking about the five words of being able to bear hardships.

The non-toxic body carries the toxic vaccine. You taught me to be strong since I was young!

If you know from afar that you are short of horsepower, you will see that people are ill advised over time.

Thank those who knocked you down, because you will find it really comfortable to lie down.

These days, some people live by their faces, while others live by their shamelessness.

After experiencing a lot of hardships, others are happy after suffering, but you have just come after suffering.

I will never be brainless and post my brand on the Internet because I can't afford it.

Doing the political examination paper is the time I lied most in my life.

Who said I can't play musical instruments? How nice of me to back off!

Life is like water in a sponge. As long as you don't want to squeeze it, it will evaporate one day.

Running freely with the wind is the direction, but I forget that my legs are short and have no strength.

Last year, we set a target deposit of 30000 yuan, but this year, we still need 50000 yuan.

Who said you don't have true love? Worries are with you.

Life is like a tea table with cups on it.

When I was young, I was taught not to spend money indiscriminately. When I grew up, I found out how to spend money indiscriminately without money at all?

Last year, we set a target deposit of 30000 yuan, but this year, we still need 50000 yuan.

Are you good at any sports? "Escape from reality".

There is less friendship and more reciprocity.

The disappointments never let me down, and each time they really let me down.

Failure is the mother of success, but failure is often infertility.

It's said that the Ghost Gate is about to open in July. You are not alone at all.

As a typical failure, you are so successful.

If no one holds hands, I will take the bag.

Every time I cram temporarily, the Buddha always gives me a kick.

From a distance, I saw the long hair fluttering. When I came closer, I saw the old monster in the crouching groove.

How old can you accept love? As long as they are good-looking, they can last for five thousand years.

Only the vending machine has left lights for you in the middle of the night.

Sometimes, as long as you make up your mind to do something, the world will hold you back.

I can row without oars, I can sail without direction, because my whole life depends on waves.

In many cases, the face is not given by others, but lost by oneself.

There are two kinds of people who are the dumbest in the world, one is you, the other is like you.

You have gained a lot of money, but also lost a lot of things, such as worry.

There is no unprovoked love, no unprovoked hate in the world, but TM has unprovoked fat!

Those who are good-looking are called foodies. Those who are not good-looking are called losers!

Emotion can be run in if you look at your face.

There is no obstacle in life, only one obstacle after another.

When you doubt life, in fact, this is your life.

Heart pricking? Does not exist! Where does the heart not pierce?

Please believe me, every word I say is nonsense!

I want to go to the movies with my boyfriend. Is there anything interesting?

If there is no accident on Valentine's Day, you can live alone. If there is an accident, you can live in the hospital.

The ugly duckling can become a swan, not because he works hard, but because his parents are swans.

Go and work hard to prove your low IQ.

I don't know whether it is the love of others that is too easy or my own words are too hard.

Although you are short, your hairline is high.

You have to work hard to live, because only by working hard can you know that you really can't do it.

Many things in the world will eventually become better as time goes by. For example, your fat will eventually become fat.

Rome wasn't built in a day. Three layers of belly wasn't built in a day.

One of the symptoms of mental collapse is to believe that your work is very important.

For people like you, even if you stick two words of Tuhao on your face, others will read them in reverse.

All roads lead to Rome, and each has a toll station.

I can't solve anything that can be solved with money.

I used to be so young, but now I'm so young.

Be modest, listen to others' opinions, and then write down their names carefully.

If life deceives you, don't be sad or anxious. Life will continue to deceive you.

Don't talk about leaving everything to time. Time is too lazy to clean up your mess.

You don't have nothing, you are still sick!

Even if it is Belive, there is a lie hidden in the middle.

It doesn't matter if you can't lose weight after a week of exercise, because you can't lose weight after ten weeks of exercise.

It's just money. It seems that no one lacks it.

Don't always open your heart and lungs to others. Some people don't eat viscera.

Mass blessings and single digit red envelopes are soulless.

Occasionally, I still have to go out for a walk to know how comfortable I am in bed.

My head is not empty. I am the person who wants to make great achievements, but the chaos is just beginning.

What does your partner call you? My partner told me to go away.

Time has taught me that I don't have to wait for anyone except express delivery.

There are many ways to destroy friendship. The most thorough one is to borrow money and not return it.

If you like a girl, work hard to earn more money, and then pay more.

If you are not happy with your money, you are spending it in the wrong way.

My head is not empty. I am the person who wants to make great achievements, but the chaos is just beginning.

Where there is a long way to go, waving is to leave the tea cool.

Putting autumn clothes into trousers and trousers into cotton socks is the minimum respect for winter.

Face hardships bravely. Those who can't kill you can only leave you disabled.

The only fair thing in the world is that we will all die.

It's not shameful to sell your soul. What's shameful is that you didn't get a good price.

I ate it quietly, just as I became fat quietly.

Snow White explained that no matter how nice the seven little losers are to her, they can't be as good as a kiss from Gao Fushuai.

We work very hard to live like ordinary people.

If you really want to do something well, the world will stand in your way.

Laziness is a good excuse to say that you can accomplish great things if you work hard.

Life is short, and I'm fucking lazy.

The beautiful leather bags are the same, and the interesting soul weighs more than 200 kg.

Before he had time to flirt, he was pulled out.

Even if the heavy rain overturns the whole city, the company will still count you late.

There are two kinds of results when a woman is forced to kiss to express her feelings, one is "pa pa pa", the other is "pa pa pa". This is the gap between Loser and Gao Fushai.

Young people should not always think about taking shortcuts. Strong parents are the absolute principle.

When leaders are in a meeting, we should keep quiet. It is impolite to disturb others to sleep.

It's actually troublesome to know strangers, and many lies have to be told again.

I never think about when I can succeed. Since I have chosen to be far away, it is still far away.

For ugly people, it is cruel to look closely.

There is no unprovoked love, no unprovoked hate in the world, but TM has unprovoked fat!

There is no end to learning.

I heard you had a bad time. I squatted at the door and laughed all day.

When others pick up girls after work, you meet them after work.

Life is like a dream, I lose sleep, life is like a play, I help, life is like a song, I lose my tune.

When others see you, they say you are a student, not because you look young, but because you wear dirt!

I am ugly because I want to reduce the image quality and improve the performance. Why is my life still so stuck?

I usually talk to others to save face. If I hate you, I do it on purpose.

There are so many mental disabilities in the world, but you have become the best.

Losing weight is a big thing. Let me have enough food first, and then make a good plan.

Fear of ghosts is really naive. Let me show you people's hearts.

Only after hard work can we know that the gap in IQ is insurmountable.

Despair is not in a certain moment, but in every moment.

If you know from afar that you are short of horsepower, you will see that people are ill advised over time.

If you think you are busy every day, it must be your illusion. Dogs must be less busy than you.

The reason why you drink chicken soup is that the meat is eaten up by others.

If you like it, you should express your love, so that you can know your spare tire number.

God has closed a door for you, and will add anti-theft locks and large bolts to it.

Growth is the process of turning your crying into silence.

Everyone who shakes his legs has a sewing machine in his heart.

I have a strong desire to learn. Fortunately, my self-control is strong and I am under pressure.

As the saying goes, disasters never come singly. It can be seen that even disasters are accompanied. Look at you again.

If you can't get rich overnight, you can do it for two nights, and I can do it for three nights.

Others say that I can't help the mud on the wall, but why should I go on the wall? Is it uncomfortable to lie on the ground?

The early bird catches the worm, but you are the worm.

I like small animals very much. In any case, I have them all at once.

Last year, we set a target deposit of 30000 yuan, but this year, we still need 50000 yuan.

Don't worry, rich people will not have bad luck.

Until now, the only thing that can be taken up and put down is chopsticks.

There is no cold person at all. It's not you who is warm!

It will take you 3 hours to get up and do what you can do in 3 minutes.

With my qualifications and diploma, I will sweep the streets of this city in the future.

Although those rich people look beautiful on the surface, in fact, they are more beautiful in private.

I thought I could get hold of my little sister by holding her hand, but I didn't expect her to be Thousand Hand Avalokitesvara.

I met you at the most beautiful age. I want to say that I was really unlucky!