Node.js server login registration

Install express first

 $ cnpm install express --save

Then paste the code

 var express = require('express'); var app = express(); var mysql = require('mysql'); //Get the parameters under post var bodyParser = require('body-parser') app.use(bodyParser.urlencoded({ extended: false })) app.use(bodyParser.json()) //Database configuration var connection = mysql.createConnection({ host: 'localhost', user: 'root', password: 'zxc123', database: 'test' }); //Connect Database connection.connect(); //Allow all cross domain requests app.all("*", function (req, res, next) { res.header("Access-Control-Allow-Origin", "*");           next(); }) //Registration method function registered(username, password,res) { var sql = 'INSERT INTO test (username,password) VALUES(?,?)'; var sqlParams = [username, password] connection.query(sql, sqlParams, function (err, result) { if (err) { console.log('[SELECT ERROR] - ', err.message); return; } else { res.send({ code: 200 }); } }); } //Login method function login(username, password,res) { var sql = 'SELECT * FROM test where username = ?  and password = ?'; var sqlParams = [username, password] //Check connection.query(sql, sqlParams, function (err, result) { if (err) { console.log('[SELECT ERROR] - ', err.message); return; } if (result.length == 0) { Res.send ({mag: "no data"}); } else { res.send(JSON.stringify(result)); } }); } app.post('/registered', function (req, res) { registered(req.body.username, req.body.password,res); }) app.post('/login', function (req, res) { login(req.body.username, req.body.password,res); }) //Set service port var server = app.listen(8081)

Finally, node xxx.js runs the node service
If you use the pm2 manager in the pagoda panel, be sure to run it first or you may not find the port number. By the way, remember to open the port number

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The handsome kickers are handsome, and the ugly ones are like shovel shit when playing golf.

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There is less friendship and more reciprocity.

The best time to show love is at noon, because there will be retribution sooner or later.

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If you suffer, don't drink water, or you will become dirty.

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I watched you step onto the stage with my own eyes. I don't know whether you are going to make a fool of yourself or not.

Some things are not a knot, but a scar.

A single man is called a single dog, while a single woman is called a dog ignore.

When leaders are in a meeting, we should keep quiet. It is impolite to disturb others to sleep.

If Cinderella's shoes fit, they would not fall off. If the prince really loved Cinderella, he would not even know the girl who had danced with him all night.

They say that my sister is beautiful, but in fact she is made up.

As long as you don't cheat, money is really omnipotent.

The beautiful leather bags are the same, and the interesting soul weighs more than 200 kg.

There are so many mental disabilities in the world, but you have become the best.

What can you do to lower your dignity? Copy homework.

After experiencing a lot of hardships, others are happy after suffering, but you have just come after suffering.

Time is money. Am I wasting time? No, I'm just showing off my wealth!

Complaining won't change your life, but money can!

I want to live in your heart, only to find that it is a community with many neighbors.

Only when you eat bitterly can you know how hard it is.

When God closes a door for you, he will also close the window for you.

If we don't owe each other, how can we meet again.

The most brilliant smile in my life is probably dedicated to my mobile phone screen.

Life is short, and I'm fucking lazy.

If life deceives you, you will open the beauty camera and deceive all people.

After thinking about salary comparison, forget it. I don't want to live.

Iron body, magnet bed.

I always figure out a lot of things in the early morning and forget everything after dawn.

Everyone praises me for being virtuous, and I can do nothing at leisure.

After suffering, I finally became a servant.

The salted fish turns over to get a thorough sun. You turn over because your hands are numb.

If you don't marry and I don't marry ten years later, that's too sad!

As long as you choose the right direction in life, you will succeed easily. Let's congratulate you on the easy way.

What is the most crowded bus you have ever taken? Just passing by, I was crowded into the car.

If a person is good, he can do every line, every line, every line.

People ask if you are in love? As long as there is no such thing now, it can cover up the fact that there was no such thing in the past.

There are two kinds of results when a woman is forced to kiss to express her feelings, one is "pa pa pa", the other is "pa pa pa". This is the gap between Loser and Gao Fushai.

You are just a sugar cane man. It's sweet at the beginning, but it's full of slag in the back.

Your sister is a good girl and has shared a lot for your mother.

In fact, destiny doesn't like to joke with you. It really wants to kill you.

The world laughs at my madness. I laugh at how quickly the world can see it.

If one day I disappear, even if my friends and lovers will not find me, the bank will also find me crazily.

Ugly Why? I can't see it myself. It's you who are disgusting!

A lazy crowd wears small clothes, and their salary is naturally cool.

Those who can't go back are called hometown.

Is money really that important to you? I've been talking for more than three hours, and I haven't lowered a penny.

I don't understand why you should pinch your legs and rub your eyes when something good happens to you. What if you wake up?

My biggest shortcoming is that I lack money.

What do you want to take away from your alma mater? What I want to take away from my alma mater is my tuition.

The operation is as fierce as a tiger, and the salary is twenty-five thousand.

Yuelao, please lead the red line for me next time. Can you change it into steel wire? The old TM of the red line is broken.

56 nationalities, 55 extra points.

Money is not everything, but money can really do what you want.

For people like you, even if you stick two words of Tuhao on your face, others will read them in reverse.

People's hearts are weak, so don't be tough without strength!

My social phobia mainly comes from low income.

Don't think that everyone around you is targeting you. When you think about it, the whole world is targeting you.

Don't worry, as long as you keep going downhill, you will never be at the lowest point of life.

I am born to be useful. The premise is that you must be born.

Twenty years ago, stupid children who ate raccoons and didn't collect all the cards still couldn't collect all the five blessings.

Every time I cram temporarily, the Buddha always gives me a kick.

Are you good at any sports? "Escape from reality".

When you are too old to walk, I will use a wheelchair to push you to the square every day and let you watch me dance with other old men.

Let's lose weight. It's faster to lose weight, faster to rebound, slower to give up.

You can't have it both ways, but you can be poor and ugly.

Why do you want to sleep at school? Because school is where dreams begin.

No one laughs at your dreams, they just laugh at your strength.

Everyone else's girlfriend will be angry, but your girlfriend is still inflating.

If you don't force yourself, you don't know what despair is.

How worried can you be? It's like a group of eunuchs going to the brothel.

Everyone wants to go to heaven, but no one wants to die.

What good habits have you adhered to in order to become beautiful? Insist on beauty.

Everything today is just a passing thing. You will be useless from tomorrow.

You are the best! No, it's the fattest!

Everyone wants to go to heaven, but no one wants to die.

Your present life may not be what you want, but it is definitely your own.

Smile when you meet lightning, because the sky is taking pictures of you.

There is no impassable ridge in life, only impassable ridge.

It is said that falling in love will affect learning. Does learning not affect falling in love?

Every day, I think about a question diligently. How can I get something without work?

It doesn't matter who you are. What matters is what you want to do when you break into my life?

Others care about whether you fly high or tired, but I only care about whether your wings are delicious?

Dreams still have to be there, in case of ghosts?

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There is less friendship and more reciprocity.

In many cases, the face is not given by others, but lost by oneself.

Life polishes your edges and corners to make you roll farther.

When encountering difficulties, let it go for a while. The next day, I can't remember it again.

Don't talk about leaving everything to time. Time is too lazy to clean up your mess.

Losing weight is a big thing. Let me have enough food first, and then make a good plan.

If others show their legs, they are beautiful. If you show your legs, you want to be hated.

The only one who can touch your whole body from top to bottom is the station security inspector.

After breaking through the bottleneck, we found that there were bottle caps.

When quarreling with an object, don't investigate the cause of the quarrel first, but find out how he is emboldened.

Life is like water in a sponge. As long as you don't want to squeeze it, it will evaporate one day.

If you can't accommodate me, it means that either your mind is too narrow or my personality is too great.

It's better to have a high vision when looking for a partner. You have to find an excuse because no one likes you.

Yuelao, please lead the red line for me next time. Can you change it into steel wire? The old TM of the red line is broken.

Failure is not terrible. What is terrible is that you still believe this sentence.

What is powerful is not how many backstage you have, but how many backstage you can become!

Everything is going up, that is, people are becoming more and more cheap.

Don't feel that you have reached a low point at a young age, and you still have a lot of room for decline.

All roads lead to Rome, and some people were born in Rome.

It's love at first sight. It's obviously because of color; Longevity is just a matter of weighing the advantages and disadvantages; Even the old age is due to habit.

In one's life, three days are destined to rely on hard work for seven points, and the rest 90 points depend on parents.

Winter is good. When we are poor, there is a northwest wind.

Opportunities are reserved for those who are prepared. Those who have no opportunities should not prepare blindly.

You are not so miserable. People who are miserable don't have mobile phones.

I was poor, so the National Day at home, to avoid a festival.

You are my little apple, I hate you! I mean I really want to cut you.

How worried can you be? It's like a group of eunuchs going to the brothel.

The reason for being single so far is that it is difficult to start with acquaintances and to speak with strangers.

Fear of ghosts is really naive. Let me show you people's hearts.

Laughing girls always have more crow's feet than others.

I thought I could get hold of my little sister by holding her hand, but I didn't expect her to be Thousand Hand Avalokitesvara.

No object is afraid of nothing. I have objects, and I have never won chess.

Some people have a shiny surface, but in fact, the boat socks have slipped to the foot plate.

The broadest in the world is the sea, the sky is wider than the sea, and the examination scope is wider than the sky.

People who have ulterior motives for you, after all, are also intentions.

Nothing is happier than sleeping late, except getting up late.

Some exams rely on strength, others rely on vision, and Nima, I rely on imagination!

If I can lose weight through my wild imagination, I may have only my soul left now.

An angel will love you for me, so I will love others.

If you can't stand it, you can bear it again.

Age is not a problem, height is not a distance, who likes you without money?

Research shows that people who smoke and drink all the year round have a lower probability of suffering from Alzheimer's disease, because the probability of early death is higher.

Rome wasn't built in a day. Three layers of belly wasn't built in a day.

You are not incompetent, you just have no right to choose.

I changed her from a girl to a woman, and she changed me from a boy to a poor man.

All roads lead to Rome, and some people were born in Rome.

In the face of difficulties, stick to it for a while, and you will get used to it.

I hate two kinds of people most when driving. One is the person who likes to jam, the other is the person who doesn't let me jam.

I don't know much about music, so sometimes I don't rely on music or tune.

Ten out of ten are unhappy in life!

I don't want to raise a dog or a cat. I just want to raise you. After all, raising a pig can make you rich.

Enter the elder friend circle to learn the latest rumors.

Single hair loss and no money, running into the elderly.

Everyone who shakes his legs has a sewing machine in his heart.

Who said money can't buy time? The network administrator will continue for another two hours.

The handsome kickers are handsome, and the ugly ones are like shovel shit when playing golf.

I think there must be many people who love me secretly, because no one has spoken to me for so many years!

Say "You are great" to the mirror every day. Soon, the mirror will become a great mirror.

Everyone else has a background, but I only have my back.

Squat down and touch your own shadow. I'm sorry, you've been wronged by following me.

There is no empathy, it is all standing talking without backache.

Not because I'm cold, but because my hands are cold.

Money is not everything, but money can really do what you want.

The rich man's DINK is DINK, and the poor man's DINK is called having no children.

Why do parents only look at scores? crap! Can they understand the subject?

Although you are ugly, you think beautiful.

Not because I'm cold, but because my hands are cold.

If your boyfriend is obedient to you and never flirts with others. Maybe he doesn't have enough money.

One day you will meet a girl who doesn't want your house or your car, nor does she want you.

When there is no money, it is a curse to hear others say that they wish you a long life.

Don't ask me what to do if I fail. Say as if you have succeeded.

Every time you spend money, you say your wallet is dripping blood, but your wallet has lost too much blood and died.

There must be fog when the car arrives at the mountain. When the ship arrives at the bridge, it will sink naturally.

The Spring Festival holiday is coming to an end. It's time to take heart and prepare for the May Day holiday.

I can only do the first four after thinking about the five words of being able to bear hardships.

After learning many skills, I finally found that the most useful skill is to be open-minded!

The stupidest thing I ever did as a child may be looking forward to growing up.

The FLAG set up in those years has been deleted by myself, and no one remembers it anyway.

I don't know that firewood and rice are expensive if I'm not in charge, and I don't know I'm fat if I don't take photos.

If you really want to do something well, the world will stand in your way.

It is not difficult to be a good man for one day, but it is difficult to be a rich man for a lifetime.

When you lose motivation to work, look at your bank card balance. Then you will find that work is useless.

Believe if you believe, or not, and return the whole WeChat.

There must be fog when the car arrives at the mountain. When the ship arrives at the bridge, it will sink naturally.

On Tomb Sweeping Day, you should go back to your school to sweep the graves, because your youth was buried there.

Do you think rich people are happy? Their happiness is beyond your imagination.

When you love someone, you must tell her so that you can know how much she hates you.

Gui is not the defect of iPhone, poor is your defect.

I usually talk to others to save face. If I hate you, I do it on purpose.

Don't think about losing weight all day long. Does your mouth agree with you?

Are you afraid of being laughed at if you don't look good? Don't worry, it's the same with good clothes.

Not because I'm cold, but because my hands are cold.

If the deposit is negative, the house is rented, there is a bicycle, and it is shared.

Can money buy happiness? No, money itself is happiness!

It is said that in 2020, I don't want to die to eliminate the poor.

When I think of you, my ugly face smiles.

When I went to see the psychiatrist, the doctor said, "You are not depressed. You are really miserable.".

Can you be sincere to me? Certainly. I really don't like you.

Your face is doomed one minute, and you should look at the filter nine minutes.

You are never lonely, because you don't want to make friends with you even when you are lonely.

Although I am ugly, I can be ugly and beautiful if I buy beautiful clothes.

Do you think it's better to bow to life? Life is about getting you down on your knees.

It takes ten minutes to listen to you.

I knew that time would smooth my edges and corners, but I didn't expect that it was to rub me on the ground.

Three views are useless. You have to rely on your five senses!

A fierce look at you is not good. A careful look is better than a fierce look.

God closed the door for you, and then went to wash and sleep.

You have never succeeded. What are you afraid of?

No, there are only endless obstacles.

Although you are single, you are as fat as two people.

In this final exam, I will tell you how many people there are in our grade.

Despair is not in a certain moment, but in every moment.

Soul chicken soup is a small dish for people who are used to eating abalone, shark's fin and belly. Does the loser think that drinking a bowl of chicken soup will improve nutrition in an all-round way?

My head is not empty. I am the person who wants to make great achievements, but the chaos is just beginning.

If you show respect to others, they will advance further.

Difficulties may be late, but never absent.

Stupidity is not so terrible. After all, jellyfish have no brains and have lived for 600 million years.

The way you try to talk to him is like a shopping guide in the mall.

I ate it quietly, just as I became fat quietly.

Yuelao, please lead the red line for me next time. Can you change it into steel wire? The old TM of the red line is broken.

In fact, computer games have trained you since childhood to regard Boss as your greatest enemy.

It's funny when someone smiles.

I made a very risky investment. If I succeed, I can earn several hundred million yuan. If I fail, I will lose my money.

The world is so big, you only watch in the circle of friends.

I like small animals very much. In any case, I have them all at once.

Many times I felt I couldn't hold on, and then I gave up.

Do you think rich people are happy? Their happiness is beyond your imagination.

It doesn't matter if you fail in the college entrance examination. There will be more failures waiting for you in the future.

If your friends live a happy life every day, they will not be photographed and sent to the circle of friends.

When I was young, I didn't like eating, so I am short now. Now love to eat leads to fat and short.

If you are willing to peel off my heart layer by layer, you will find that I am lacking in heart.

Don't bring earphones when crossing the road. If you are hit by a car, the earphones will break down?

When quarreling with an object, don't investigate the cause of the quarrel first, but find out how he is emboldened.

The beautiful collarbone is the same, and the interesting belly is bouncing around.

You should be safe and steady, because you can't make any moth.

I believe you will not be knocked down by life, because your weight exceeds life's expectations.

If you don't cherish me, after passing this village, I will wait for you in the next village.

If you can't stand it, you can bear it again.

From today on, I will be tortured by three aunts and eight aunts.

Never abandon yourself. Once you start to give up, you will find that you are very happy

In winter, places outside the bed are far away, places out of reach are from other places, and going to the toilet is a business trip.

Others' life is full of stories, while mine is full of accidents.

Don't think the world has abandoned you. The world has no time to answer you

It is not difficult to be a good man for one day, but it is difficult to be a rich man for a lifetime.

I never hold grudges. I usually take revenge on the spot.

Please don't call me a homestead girl, please call me Madame Curie.

Let's lose weight. It's faster to lose weight, faster to rebound, slower to give up.

In the morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and comforted myself that there was nothing wrong. There was something uglier than me.

Before I met you, my world was black and white. After I met you, it was completely black.

When I make friends, I never care whether he has money or not. Anyway, he is not as poor as me.

The girls nowadays are so outrageous. They can't see the career line even though their neckline is so low

When you feel uncomfortable, touch your chest and tell yourself that you are a man and should be strong.

What can you do to lower your dignity? Copy homework.

I go to work just to make money. Don't talk about my ideal. My ideal is not to go to work.

Only when you ask for leave and deduct your salary can you feel your salary is high.

You can be an ox or a horse, but you should never be a Party B.

Yesterday a thief came to my house to steal money. We searched together all night.

Your beauty is invisible to others, and your ugliness is clear at a glance.

Please wear a helmet when riding an electric bicycle, otherwise, classmates driving Mercedes Benz will recognize you.

Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first or I hang up first.

When you feel ugly and poor, don't be sad, at least your judgment is correct.

When comforting others, you should comfort yourself one set at a time. When comforting yourself, you just want to find a rope.

I find that I can coax girls to sleep. As soon as I send a message, the girl will say I am going to sleep.

You are not so miserable. People who are miserable don't have mobile phones.

After living for so many years, I found that the only thing I can stick to is charging my mobile phone every day.

Appearance is not important. Love is about feeling, but people don't feel ugly.

When you doubt life, in fact, this is your life.

Journey to the West tells us that a teammate like a pig can make the team go to the west.

How can you live up to the death of chickens, ducks, fish and pigs if you don't eat fat for the New Year?

Ma Yun's success has nothing to do with his appearance, Jiang Shang's success has nothing to do with his age, and success has nothing to do with you.

The world is so big, you only watch in the circle of friends.

Your vision is not limited to your living environment, but also to your vision.

Can you be sincere to me? Certainly. I really don't like you.

I am ugly because I want to reduce the image quality and improve the performance. Why is my life still so stuck?

Those social elites who are admired by everyone are not as good as you think. But it must be much better than you.

Don't feel that you have reached a low point at a young age, and you still have a lot of room for decline.

Put down your mobile phone and go for a walk. Finally, you will find that it is still interesting.

Life will not abandon you, but it will not let you go.

God closes a security door for you, and also conveniently puts a titanium alloy lock on you.

Don't say you have nothing, you still have a debt.

No object is afraid of nothing. I have objects, and I have never won chess.

No matter what kind of alienation we become, a red envelope can return to the original.

The way you try to talk to him is like a shopping guide in the mall.

Another day has passed, how is it? Is the dream more distant?

If you are ugly, you should read more. Anyway, nothing else has anything to do with you.

There is no indecision, not because of counseling.

Everyone praises me for being virtuous, and I can do nothing at leisure.

Work hard, every difficulty will overcome me.

I'm not short, I'm just far from the sky.

99% of the things in the world can be solved with money, and the remaining 1% needs more money.

You must persist in doing anything, and you will always see the day of failure.

Someone saved your number to call you. I'm different. I don't want to answer it.

Who said you don't have true love? Worries are with you.

When you play with your mobile phone for a long time, you should rest your eyes and look out of the window to think about why you are so poor.

Looking back on the past, I didn't go straight once.

Some people are four, except two, or two.

You used to be my sun, my whole world, and now you are just a ball.

You can't do two points, neither can you do this, nor can you do that.

After the Double 11, I changed from a single to a single with heavy debts.

If you don't have to blush again, can you borrow some money.

You can find a good job if you have the right resume, and you don't need to find a job if you have the right fetus.

There are many ways to destroy friendship. The most thorough one is to borrow money and not return it.

As long as you keep learning every day, the final victory must belong to the person who plays well in the examination room.

Love is a light, green to your panic.

As long as it is a stone, it will not shine anywhere.

Even if it is Belive, there is a lie hidden in the middle.

Don't care what others think of you. If you care, others will not look up to you.

I used to live on my face, but then I almost starved to death

Face hardships bravely. Those who can't kill you can only leave you disabled.

Don't feel that you have reached a low point at a young age, and you still have a lot of room for decline.

The person who gives you a thumbs up may not be praising you, but may be aiming at you with a gun.

Wearing white clothes to work does not mean that you can not take the blame.

Sometimes people treat you coldly, which may not be your problem. Maybe he just doesn't like ugly.

When God closes the door for you, he will also pinch your brain.

Boy, how about being short? Raise your head and let them know that you are not only short, but also ugly!

You don't know how to arrange your life. There will be many people who will help you arrange what they need you to do.

Ugly Why? I can't see it myself. It's you who are disgusting!

Everyone likes to be with you to show their good looks.

Heart is higher than sky, life is thinner than paper.

Insomnia and sleeplessness may be because your mobile phone still has electricity.

My biggest shortcoming is that I lack money.

Whether you are two or no two, two is there, no three no four.

It doesn't matter if you have tried hard and failed. It will be better if you try again.

You are always so stingy. You have broken several doors.

It's good of you to leave, otherwise I will always be careful and you will stay for dinner.

After breaking through the bottleneck, we found that there were bottle caps.

This year is the worst year in the past decade. The good news is that this year is the best year in the next decade.

When I was a child, I hated eating and sleeping. Now I think it's really cheap.

No reply from others. Keep waiting. You will wait for her circle of friends.

You can't have it both ways, but you can be poor and ugly.

You are not choosing to be difficult, you are just poor.

We are good friends. If you fall down, I will help you up, but wait until I finish laughing.

Don't say that others are mentally ill. The premise of brain disease is that you must have a brain.

The boss said that as long as we work hard, he can change Maserati next year.

I want to have puppy love, but it's too late

Don't bow your head, your chin will show.

If you think there are flies around you, you may be a piece of shit.

Can money buy happiness? No, money itself is happiness!

Since childhood, I like to stand on my own, for example, relying on my own skill list.

Do you live by the sea? Such a wave.

Finally, he won 5 million yuan. When he cashed in, he woke up with a smile.

Whenever I take a brave step, God will timely and generously pave the way for me to go downhill.

The pain of life is not because you don't have money, but because others have money.

Heart is higher than sky, life is thinner than paper.

I wish to win a common heart, so as not to make old blind dates.

Life is different from riding a bicycle. Even going downhill will not be easy.

College students, you should know that learning is not necessarily rewarding, but you can certainly receive goods by cutting hands.

Now the tears are all the water in my head.

God didn't give me any great responsibility, so it still hurts my mind and bones.

Since ancient times, deep love has always been popular.

Others don't know whether you are good or not. Others can only see that you are short, fat and poor.

If you live well, how can I sleep.

I see two things in your eyes, one is sincerity, and the other is eyedropsy.

It's love at first sight. It's obviously because of color; Longevity is just a matter of weighing the advantages and disadvantages; Even the old age is due to habit.

Brother listened to my advice, and the game can be played again without it, and the daughter-in-law can play all the time without it.

Everyone thinks I have no friends. In fact, I really have no friends.

If you are ugly, you should read more. Anyway, nothing else has anything to do with you.

Others use brand-name bags, while you can only use facial expression bags.

Knowledge gives you power, ignorance will give you more powerful, fearless and unpredictable power.

If you really want to do something well, the world will stand in your way.

I am typing..., which has given me hope and disappointment.

The money for buying a house has not been saved yet, so we will start to save money for buying graves.

Difficulties are like springs. If you are weak, they will be strong. If you are strong, they will be stronger.

Making girls cry is a terrible thing, and making boys cry is an explosive thing.

Life begins to put pickled peppers on my chicken paws!

Secret love is that you build a castle for him in your heart, but he doesn't even want to enter the door.

Everyone else has the sour smell of love. Only I have the unique fragrance of a single dog.

Success is like a ghost, only others have met it.

There was a period of love, called love for oneself.

The disappointments never let me down, and each time they really let me down.

If you are ugly, you should read more. Anyway, nothing else has anything to do with you.

After learning many skills, I finally found that the most useful skill is to be open-minded!

The difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, while people sometimes are not people.

No cosmetics are used at the age of 18, and no cosmetics are used at the age of 28.

If money can't do something in the world, you can certainly do it with more money.

You are a yellow braised chicken, yellow, stuffy and garbage.

There is no obstacle in life, just because you have short legs.

I am a man. Never challenge my bottom line, or I will have to change it again.

When life is too heavy for you to breathe, you must straighten your waist so that you will not look ugly when you are crushed to death.

For the poor, if life is not tired, it is not called life!

I had schizophrenia, but now we have recovered.

If you don't marry me many years later, then we are really good enough.

Failure is the mother of success, but I have failed so many times that I don't know who my mother is.

All your sadness comes from your balance.

You are not choosing to be difficult, you are just poor.

The best you can do is not as good as others.

If life deceives you, don't worry - take out your beauty camera to cheat life.

Can money buy happiness? No, money itself is happiness!

It is better to be uniform in beauty than different in ugliness.

Let hard work become a habit, water the future with sweat, and then dehydrate to death.

Everyone praises you for your beauty. There are traces of PS.

Can your play be less like your money?

He tried to cheer up, but accidentally killed him.

After breaking through the bottleneck, we found that there were bottle caps.

You haven't viewed the world. Where does your world view come from?

Your smelly foot was bitten by a poisonous snake. After six hours of rescue, the snake finally came back.

Ask what money is in the world. It's just a matter of life and death.

You are so good at comforting others. You must have spent a lot of time comforting yourself.

On Tomb Sweeping Day, you should go back to your school to sweep the graves, because your youth was buried there.

If one day you find yourself getting rich overnight, slap yourself. Wake up and don't be late for work.

If you use it skillfully, you can save 80% of your life.

Put wings on your dream. Although it may not fly far, it must fall heavily!

Your beauty is invisible to others, and your ugliness is clear at a glance.

When I eat dirt, I feel that beggars are happier than me.

No one can make you give up losing weight. If you think about it yourself, you will give up.

Don't think the world has abandoned you, the world has no time to answer you!

If people have no dreams, what's the difference between carefree and carefree?

If you are ugly, you should read more. Books can not make you look good, but they can make you accept reality more easily.

I'm not afraid of being poor or ugly, or of being single?

It takes ten minutes to listen to you.

They are also salty fish. Why can others turn over while you are stuck in the pan?

You think your boyfriend is an ATM, but there are ten machines and nine and a half are deposit machines.

How good are you with your best friend? I was the first person who came off the line when he entered MLM.

According to analysis, the root cause of extramarital love is marriage.

I used to go to school to make money, but now I work to make money.

If the world doesn't want you, you should remember that I still have you, and I don't want you either.

God didn't give me any great responsibility, so it still hurts my mind and bones.

You are like the sun in the blue sky, which can't be seen directly.

If you help a friend who needs money badly, he will surely remember you when he needs money next time.

Don't be depressed anymore, kid. You should be as lively and cheerful as a psychopath.

When you meet a girl you like, you should be brave to express your love. Only when you take the initiative can you know that she has her name.

The stupidest thing I ever did as a child may be looking forward to growing up.

The picture of my wife in my wallet is to remind myself how to lose the money in my wallet.

Iron body, magnet bed.

Don't put things off until tomorrow. The day after tomorrow is a good day.

Some people appear in your life to tell you how deceitful you are!

I thought I could get hold of my little sister by holding her hand, but I didn't expect her to be Thousand Hand Avalokitesvara.

When the salted fish has a dream, it will become a salted fish with a dream.

The money for buying a house has not been saved yet, so we will start to save money for buying graves.

Others are just playing fat, while you are ugly and serious.

I picked up a magic lamp and wished I could find my girlfriend before I died. As a result, I got eternal life!

A real warrior dares to face the balance on the bank card and the number on the scale.

It's not sweet to try to turn things around, but it can quench your thirst!

If you don't do useless things, why should you spend your life?

Everyone else's girlfriend will be angry, but your girlfriend is still inflating.

Fear of ghosts is really naive. Let me show you people's hearts.

If others work hard, they will succeed. If you work hard, you will have a meal.

If the world doesn't want you, remember to come to me. I know several traffickers.

I always thought that I would step back, but I didn't expect to fall down.

It doesn't matter that you are short and poor now. You should believe that one day you will become short and poor

I really want to sell my house and travel around the world, but the landlord doesn't agree.

Gold always shines, but you are just fat.

Don't bring earphones when crossing the road. If you are hit by a car, the earphones will break down?

Do you want to thin into a lightning bolt? The average width of lightning bolt is five meters.

The moon represents my heart, pitted and cold?

Don't think that everyone around you is targeting you. When you think about it, the whole world is targeting you.

It is not difficult to be a good man for one day, but it is difficult to be a rich man for a lifetime.

If you still persist, you are not desperate enough.

If you like a girl, you should study hard to find a good job and earn a lot of money. When she gets married, you should pay more.

Your face is doomed one minute, and you should look at the filter nine minutes.

Time has taught me that I don't have to wait for anyone except express delivery.

There is only one kind of worry when you are not full, and there are countless worries when you are full.

When life is too heavy for you to breathe, you must straighten your waist so that you will not look ugly when you are crushed to death.

Look in the mirror when you are looking good. After all, this illusion is not everyday.

I made a very risky investment. If I succeed, I can earn several hundred million yuan. If I fail, I will lose my money.

Who said you don't have true love? Worries are with you.

Dogs are man's best friends. But dog's best friend is shit.

In fact, many life problems can be solved without shame.

The mistress is a good thing. She took away the dog that doesn't love you.

The time is not to get up, but to see how long you can sleep.

It doesn't matter if you are poor. Keep your head up and let everyone see that you are not only poor but also ugly and short.

Nine out of ten things are unhappy in life, and the remaining twelve out of ten are extremely unhappy.

Paying will pay off. For example, double the extravagance and double the disappointment.

You must persist in doing anything, and you will always see the day of failure.

Failure is also a part of success. Where you fall, you are corrupting others.

After living for so many years, I found that the only thing I can stick to is charging my mobile phone every day.

If you look the same as the selfie, why don't you have a boyfriend.

All stories will have an end, only life with you.

The biggest advantage of blind date is that if the marriage goes wrong in the future, you can shift the responsibility to the matchmaker.

Your good night just wants me to shut up.

Do you think it's better to bow to life? Life is about getting you down on your knees.

If you like it, tell it, or you won't know how ugly you are.

God closes a security door for you, and also conveniently puts a titanium alloy lock on you.

Who says I can't play musical instruments? I'm good at quitting.

You can't wake someone who doesn't return your message, but red envelopes can.

I don't want to ask you for advice for the rest of my life.

The right ear should be used when listening to the results, because the left ear is close to the heart, which may lead to sudden death.

You are not so miserable. People who are miserable don't have mobile phones.

What do you like about me? I like you to stay away from me.

It's not that the road is rough, but that you can't.

What I said made you cry, please tell me, I say it again.

If others work hard, they will succeed. If you work hard, you will have a meal.

You have gained a lot of money, but also lost a lot of things, such as worry.

Heart pricking? Does not exist! Where does the heart not pierce?

People who have ulterior motives for you, after all, are also intentions.

When you feel uncomfortable, touch your chest and tell yourself that you are a man and should be strong.

People always die, either poor or dead.

Everyone thinks I have no friends. In fact, I really have no friends.

Everyone who shakes his legs has a sewing machine in his heart.

Every day we should have new expectations, so that we can have new disappointments.

You want to be rich? Just think about it.

With a lofty ambition, you can't bind a chicken with your hands.

When there is nothing to give up, don't forget that you can still give up treatment.

Without you, the world will not turn. It will only turn faster and faster. After all, it is much lighter.

Hope is always here, and you miss it every moment.

If you like a girl, you should study hard to find a good job and earn a lot of money. When she gets married, you should pay more.

I used to go to school to make money, but now I work to make money.

Don't worry, rich people will not have bad luck.

Don't think you have nothing, at least you are ugly!

The world laughs at my madness. I laugh at how quickly the world can see it.

If the world doesn't want you, you should remember that I still have you, and I don't want you either.

One cannot lower his noble head, except when picking up money.

There are two kinds of people who are the dumbest in the world, one is you, the other is like you.

If you have a rough life in the first half of your life, don't worry too much. You will adapt in the second half of your life.

Eating food is generally kind-hearted, because I only want to eat every day and have no time to calculate others.

Love really needs courage to accept, no one loves again and again.

All your sadness comes from your balance.

For people like you, even if you stick two words of Tuhao on your face, others will read them in reverse.

You are sleepy every day because you are trapped by life.

The operation is as fierce as a tiger, and the salary is twenty-five thousand.

You can't have both fish and bear's paw, but you can be single and poor!

If you go out, you will be fat sooner or later.

The three steps of encountering difficulties, face it and deal with it, and abandon it.

Today is New Year's Eve. Come here and give you your favorite swan meat.

A full man does not know that a hungry man is hungry, and a hungry man does not know that a full man is empty.

The starting point of others is the end point beyond your reach.

Life is like water in a sponge. As long as you don't want to squeeze it, it will evaporate one day.

If the world doesn't want you, remember to come to me. I know several traffickers.

I feel that the most affectionate gaze in my life has been given to mobile phones.

It's not my fault that I'm ugly, but I'm in a hurry when I land.

Some things still need to be persisted, such as sleeping, especially when the alarm clock rings.

There was no way in the world. When there were more people walking, the teacher began to call the roll.

I will never be brainless and post my brand on the Internet because I can't afford it.

How worried can you be? It's like a group of eunuchs going to the brothel.

When a relative asked me about my grades, I asked him about his year-end bonus.

Is money really that important to you? I've been talking for more than three hours, and I haven't lowered a penny.

I don't know how many peaks you can cross before you succeed. Anyway, you can't escape two peaks sooner or later.

Although others seem to be doing well, they are actually doing well behind their backs.

When heaven was about to place a great responsibility on these people, he had to work hard first, and then heaven changed his mind.

For the poor, if life is not tired, it is not called life!

Time is a butcher's knife, but he has no way to get ugly people.

Have you ever thought about May 4th Youth Day and June 1st Children's Day? There are only 38 festivals left for you.

It's said that the Ghost Gate is about to open in July. You are not alone at all.

After years of hard work, although there is no gain, you are in debt!

I usually talk to others to save face. If I hate you, I do it on purpose.

We were very happy when we were young, because at that time we were not so ugly and poor.

The time is not to get up, but to see how long you can sleep.

How touching it was at the beginning, there will be more than ten thousand disasters later.

Life is still interesting. After all, every day I want to die for different reasons.

Where there is plenty of grass in the horizon, they all grow in other people's homes.

I used to live on my face, but I almost starved to death before giving up.

Why do girls have to compete with each other? After decades, they will all dance square dance together.

He tried to cheer up, but accidentally killed him.

In many cases, the face is not given by others, but lost by oneself.

I'm not Zhuge Liang, and I don't have a straw boat, but why do you keep coming to me?

Research shows that people who smoke and drink all the year round have a lower probability of suffering from Alzheimer's disease, because the probability of early death is higher.

When you need help most, only ghosts will help you.

The boss said that as long as we work hard, he can change Maserati next year.

Your father must work very hard to make you look effortless.

Instead of staring at the phone screen, you should look up from time to time to see where the boss is.

Give up this word, it is easier to say, but easier to do.

Looking back on the past, I didn't go straight once.

The cold of looking through the autumn water can never be compared to the cold of wearing pants.

Nothing is happier than sleeping late, except getting up late.

I really hope that one day my wallet can be as thick as my skin.

No matter how hard you are, you can't be poor. No matter how poor you are, you will be very poor.

Your father must work very hard to make you look effortless.

I thought I could get hold of my little sister by holding her hand, but I didn't expect her to be Thousand Hand Avalokitesvara.

I am typing..., which has given me hope and disappointment.

When comforting others, you should comfort yourself one set at a time. When comforting yourself, you just want to find a rope.

Gui is not the defect of iPhone, poor is your defect.

When God closes a door for you, he will also close the window for you.

If I can lose weight through my wild imagination, I may have only my soul left now.

I don't want to ask you for advice for the rest of my life.

A person's longest love history is probably narcissism.

Don't always scold iron for not making steel. You forget that iron can't make steel.

An iron pestle can be ground into a needle, but a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. It's no use trying harder if the materials are wrong.

Don't put yourself too high, or you will not come down.

It is only after suffering that we know that there is no bitterest, only more bitter.

Losing weight is a big thing. Let me have enough food first, and then make a good plan.

I was poor, so the National Day at home, to avoid a festival.

Don't complain about the miserable experience of the present, which is far from the future.

I don't swear because I have strong practical ability.

If you suffer, don't drink water, or you will become dirty.

Only when there is a long line at the station can you really realize that you are the descendant of the dragon.

The way you try to talk to him is like a shopping guide in the mall.

You are not incompetent, you just have no right to choose.

Be nice to your girlfriend in the future. After all, she is blind and can't be hurt any more.

What about hair loss? You should eat healthily and keep a good attitude, so you can accept this fact.

My goal is to have a house at the age of 30, and now I am 30 years old.

This life is so hard. Don't fight too hard. The next life will be even harder.

Some people have a shiny surface, but in fact, the boat socks have slipped to the foot plate.

Only after hard work can we know that the gap in IQ is insurmountable.

Failure is not terrible. What is terrible is that you still believe this sentence.

I'm not the kid who has spent 50 yuan for a long time. Now I have to think carefully about five yuan.

Someone saved your number to call you. I'm different. I don't want to answer it.

Although money is hard to earn, it is easy to spend.

Don't always be so narcissistic. Beautiful women look at you more because you are so ugly.

When you meet a girl you like, you should be brave to express your love. Only when you take the initiative, can you know that she has her name.

Everyone praises you for your beauty. There are traces of PS.

The idea of eating is that you should eat more if it tastes good, and eat more if it doesn't taste good.

It's just money. It seems that no one lacks it.

It is not difficult to be a good man for one day, but it is difficult to be a rich man for a lifetime.

You don't have nothing. You are still sick.

Since ancient times, deep love has always been popular.

I want to go to the movies with my boyfriend. Is there anything interesting?

Say "You are great" to the mirror every day. Soon, the mirror will become a great mirror.

The world is so big that I want to see it. How far can you go with such a small wallet?

The three steps of encountering difficulties, face it and deal with it, and abandon it.

It's good of you to leave, otherwise I will always be careful and you will stay for dinner.

It's funny when someone smiles.

Thin people can wear clothes out of stories, fat people can only wear accidents.

If eating fish can boost your brain, you should eat at least one whale.

If you are willing to peel off my heart layer by layer, you will find that I am lacking in heart.

When I left my hometown, the villagers never had a drink from a well.

Don't put things off until tomorrow. The day after tomorrow is a good day.

Pay attention to details and start from small things, because you can't do big things at all.

If people have no dreams, what's the difference between carefree and carefree?

I don't know which link has gone wrong. Is there a middleman who makes a difference?

Try to understand the people you hate, and you will find that the more you look at them, the more annoying they are.

It takes ninety-nine and eighty-one difficulties for a good person to become a Buddha, while a bad person only needs to lay down his butcher's knife.

Don't bring earphones when crossing the road. If you are hit by a car, the earphones will break down?

It doesn't matter whether the twisted melon is sweet or not, as long as it can quench thirst.

It doesn't matter if you are single. There will be a long time to be single in the future.

My dream when I was a child was to be a hero. I didn't expect that it would be easy to realize it on my mobile phone, and there were many choices.

Many times you don't force yourself, you don't know, you still have the ability to mess things up!

Boy, how about being short? Raise your head and let them know that you are not only short, but also ugly!

Seeing his back, he charmed thousands of troops and turned his head to frighten off millions of heroes.

There is only one life, but there is more than one fatal thing.

When you meet someone you like, you should pursue them bravely, so that you can know that there is more than one person who rejects you.

Iron body, magnet bed.

The friendship between girls is like a plastic flower, which is fake but never withers.

As a typical failure, you are so successful.

Who said you don't have perseverance? Don't you insist on being single for decades?

Softness of heart is not a disease. It's fatal when you turn around.

It doesn't matter whether you are beautiful or not. The beauty you want is the real beauty!

What you have now is never yours, because you will lose it in the future.

Go out more while you are young, or you won't know how good it is to stay at home.

Life is different from riding a bicycle. Even going downhill will not be easy.

It doesn't take much courage to leave home, but to go home.

If I have something that you don't like, please overcome it yourself.

Your life is the same as your hairline. It retreats very fast.

The child is either stupid or has a wrong way of learning. Isn't it stupid to find wrong learning methods?

I don't want to raise a dog or a cat. I just want to raise you. After all, raising a pig can make you rich.

If there is any truth in the world, it is deserved!

Don't say you are a single dog anymore. Dogs are dead at your age.

If being rich is also a mistake, I would rather make mistakes again and again.

Some people have a shiny surface, but in fact, the boat socks have slipped to the foot plate.

Life begins to put pickled peppers on my chicken paws!

It's funny when someone smiles.

It's not sweet to try to turn things around, but it can quench your thirst!

Xiaoming was kept in the dark by his parents for a long time, leading to suffocation and death.

People ask if you are in love? As long as there is no such thing now, it can cover up the fact that there was no such thing in the past.

In the last month, there were always thirty days of bad luck.

Do you know why God is jealous of talents? Because nobody cares how long the fool lives.

Can money buy happiness? No, money itself is happiness!

For the poor, if life is not tired, it is not called life!

At least in the summer, you are half as rich as you can be.

There must be fog when the car arrives at the mountain. When the ship arrives at the bridge, it will sink naturally.

People fall in love by looking romantic and burning money, while you are blind by the other person.

Adults are not picky eaters. They will say that I am allergic to this.

It doesn't matter that you are short and poor now. You should believe that one day you will become short and poor

As a typical failure, you are so successful.

The girls nowadays are so outrageous. They can't see the career line even though their neckline is so low

You say you are ugly. I think you are not only ugly, but also telling the truth.

I really envy your skin. How can you maintain it so thick?

Appearance is not important. Love is about feeling, but people don't feel ugly.

The night lifted the wine, the wine lifted you, you lifted me, and we were poor.

April Fool's Day is just a chance for liars to tell the truth.

I feel that the most affectionate gaze in my life has been given to mobile phones.

Don't be depressed anymore, kid. You should be as lively and cheerful as a psychopath.

Do you think it's better to bow to life? Life is about getting you down on your knees.

If I have something that you don't like, please overcome it yourself.

Laughing girls always have more crow's feet than others.

Life is like a tea table with cups on it.

Don't put things off until tomorrow. The day after tomorrow is a good day.

It's not that people make fun of you, but that you are the joke itself!

Rome wasn't built in a day. Three layers of belly wasn't built in a day.

I will see the parents of the other party tomorrow. I'm so nervous. After all, I beat their children first.

When heaven was about to place a great responsibility on these people, he had to work hard first, and then heaven changed his mind.

As long as the Kung Fu deep iron pestle is ground into a needle, but the person who really grinds the iron pestle into a needle is absolutely a fool.

Fortunately, you didn't wash your hair last year. Otherwise, you didn't even have oil in cooking this year.

Can there be an echo in your memory?

If you work harder, you will get more blows.

I really envy your skin. How can you maintain it so thick?

You are like my sunshine, which is dazzling.

In the past, I wanted to celebrate the New Year in a lively way, but now I want to be quiet.

As long as I work hard, nothing is impossible for me.

During the interview, they asked you to have a chat, but it was really just a chat.

Generally, there is no love around the corner, only beggars.

You went home early these two days. Recently, you stole many pigs. I'm afraid you will have an accident.

Most of the time, it is not work that consumes energy, but the people we meet at work.

I can row without oars, I can sail without direction, because my whole life depends on waves.

You are sleepy every day because you are trapped by life.

Those who have really worked hard will understand how important talent is.

If you go out, you will be fat sooner or later.

Everyone thinks I have no friends. In fact, I really have no friends.

Time is money. Am I wasting time? No, I'm just showing off my wealth!

Pretending to be forced is just an instant, and shameless is eternal.

Secret love is that you build a castle for him in your heart, but he doesn't even want to enter the door.

He tried to cheer up, but accidentally killed him.

Others say that I can't help the mud on the wall, but why should I go on the wall? Is it uncomfortable to lie on the ground?

It is better to be uniform in beauty than different in ugliness.

Do you love your work? The work will wait for you there.

Don't stay up too late. It hurts your phone to stay up late.

If there is no pursuit in life, then how easy it should be

Never keep your eyes on your mobile phone for too long. Experts say it will lose power.

Most of the time, it is not work that consumes energy, but the people we meet at work.

Don't say sorry to me, because I can neither forgive you nor stab you to death.

From small to large, the only constant is a heart that does not miss books.

Softness of heart is not a disease. It's fatal when you turn around.

As a typical failure, you are so successful.

I looked for her thousands of times. When I looked back, that person still ignored me.

After thinking about salary comparison, forget it. I don't want to live.

Only after hard work can we know that the gap in IQ is insurmountable.

I'm not Zhuge Liang, and I don't have a straw boat, but why do you keep coming to me?

Who said I can't play musical instruments? How nice of me to back off!

Journey to the West tells us that a teammate like a pig can make the team go to the west.

Who said I can't play musical instruments? How nice of me to back off!

Yesterday a thief came to my house to steal money. We searched together all night.

My head is not empty. I am the person who wants to make great achievements, but the chaos is just beginning.

Don't ask me what to do if I fail. Say as if you have succeeded.

Don't say that others are mentally ill. The premise of brain disease is that you must have a brain.

You are in my heart, just like the stars in the sky.

Occasionally, I still have to go out for a walk to know how comfortable I am in bed.

There are no secret admirers, but there are many people who want to assassinate.

If you don't have to blush again, can you borrow some money.

The world is fair. People who are busier than you earn more than you, and people who are busier than you earn less than you.

Everything in the world can be done in a hurry, except for math problems.

Everyone wants to go to heaven, but no one wants to die.

What is terrible is that you can't solve it.

You are a serious person. You help others conscientiously and try all the mistakes.

If my life is a movie, then you are a pop-up advertisement.

Don't be too confident. You may trust the wrong person.

If I didn't have the ability to comfort myself, I really couldn't live now.

Only a liar in the world is sincere, because he is really lying to you.

Only the vending machine has left lights for you in the middle of the night.

If I have something that you don't like, please overcome it yourself.

Whether you are two or no two, two is there, no three no four.

No reply from others. Keep waiting. You will wait for her circle of friends.

I wanted to enjoy life, but I found it difficult to survive.

If your friends live a happy life every day, they will not be photographed and sent to the circle of friends.

Edison searched for the filament thousands of times to make you a durable light bulb.

As the saying goes, disasters never come singly. It can be seen that even disasters are accompanied. Look at you again.

With a lofty ambition, you can't bind a chicken with your hands.

Pretending to be forced is just an instant, and shameless is eternal.

A single man is called a single dog, while a single woman is called a dog ignore.

You went home early these two days. Recently, you stole many pigs. I'm afraid you will have an accident.

My social phobia mainly comes from low income.

Before doing the question, think about the intention of the question maker. I think he wants me dead.

You can't even sleep well. Do you want to sleep with others?

You must laugh, or you won't know how many crow's feet you have.

What is more lonely than eating hot pot alone is that you can't afford to eat hot pot alone.

It doesn't matter if you are poor. Keep your head up and let everyone see that you are not only poor but also ugly and short.

Someone saved your number to call you. I'm different. I don't want to answer it.

Is there any good way to relieve the heat in dog days? The salary is naturally cool.

People often say, don't leave youth blank, so I blacken it!

Your present life may not be what you want, but it is definitely your own.

It's not that the road is rough, but that you can't.

Becoming famous is like farting. It's not enough to make a noise, but it will be a long time.

I really hope that one day my wallet can be as thick as my skin.

I don't want to read, mainly because no one feeds cattle, pigs or sheep at home.

There are two tragedies in life, one is not getting what you want, the other is getting what you don't want.

The picture of my wife in my wallet is to remind myself how to lose the money in my wallet.

I examine myself three times a day. I have no money, no car, no house.

According to analysis, the root cause of extramarital love is marriage.

Don't set your bank card password as your girlfriend's birthday, or you will always have more trouble.

He tried to cheer up, but accidentally killed him.

Maybe sleep is the real form of human activity. No wonder I always can't wake up.

The rich can choose to keep a low profile, while you can only keep a low profile.

Because of his introverted personality, he has been unable to do such things as rushing to pay the bill.

Most people lie for the first time in life, starting from writing a composition.

You can't wake someone who doesn't return your message, but red envelopes can.

Rich people are close to me, rich people are far away from me!

When you see me staring at you all the way, don't think I'm interested in you. I really can't see who you are.

The beautiful collarbone is the same, and the interesting belly is bouncing around.

When I was a child, I hated eating and sleeping. Now I think it's really cheap.

Is there any good way to relieve the heat in dog days? The salary is naturally cool.

All stories will have an end, only life with you.

If people have no dreams, what's the difference between carefree and carefree?

It is better to be uniform in beauty than different in ugliness.

Although I usually don't care about you, there are many bad words behind me.

As long as you are willing to bear hardships, work hard, and go begging, someone will catch up

Is money really that important to you? I've been talking for more than three hours, and I haven't lowered a penny.

If people decide to abandon themselves, they will live happily.

Nostalgia is a small ticket. I am here and the scalper is there.

I met my classmates in primary school yesterday. Unexpectedly, he did such a bad job. He only put a dollar into my bowl.

Don't bow your head, your chin will show.

Emotion can be run in if you look at your face.

Although those rich people look beautiful on the surface, they are actually more beautiful in private.

Everyone likes to be with you to show their good looks.

Don't care what others think of you. If you care, others will not look up to you.

I know that haste makes waste. I can't eat hot tofu in a hurry. How can you say I have procrastination?

It's said that it's raining in your city. I don't know if you have an umbrella. If you take this rain, it will be white.

Life is not only about the present, but also about the whole life.

People need to work hard. After you work hard, you will find that you are really ordinary.

If you work hard enough for a long time, you can fail more thoroughly.

I heard you had a bad time. I squatted at the door and laughed all day.

It doesn't take much courage to leave home, but to go home.

I usually talk to others to save face. If I hate you, I do it on purpose.

Life is about ups and downs. At the end of the day, it will naturally jump twice.

After suffering, I finally became a servant.

One of the symptoms of mental collapse is to believe that your work is very important.

As long as the Kung Fu deep iron pestle is ground into a needle, but the person who really grinds the iron pestle into a needle is absolutely a fool.

Don't do today's work. If you die tomorrow, you can do it.

You are the best! No, it's the fattest!

From small to large, the only constant is a heart that does not miss books.

When the salted fish turned over, it was still salted fish.

If you don't get crazy, you will get old faster.

If you want to be your sun, it will warm you when you are happy and kill you when you are unhappy.

Difficulties may be late, but never absent.

Where there is a long way to go, waving is to leave the tea cool.

If you don't play with your mobile phone for a day, you won't die. Your life is still alive, but your soul is lost!

When a relative asked me about my grades, I asked him about his year-end bonus.

Brother listened to my advice, and the game can be played again without it, and the daughter-in-law can play all the time without it.

You don't have nothing. You are still sick.

In fact, many life problems can be solved without shame.

I know it's wrong to waste time, but it's really enjoyable.

Are you afraid of being laughed at if you don't look good? Don't worry, it's the same with good clothes.

For ugly people, it is cruel to look closely.

When I was a child, I hated eating and sleeping. Now I think it's really cheap.

If a person is good, he can do every line, every line, every line.

When the boss uses you, you are a talent. When you are not used, you become a layoff!

If it is a blessing to suffer losses, I might have been as lucky as the East China Sea.

The rich man's DINK is DINK, and the poor man's DINK is called having no children.

Some people have worked hard all their lives, that is, from the fourth class to the third class.

Don't talk about leaving everything to time. Time is too lazy to clean up your mess.

Go out more while you are young, or you won't know how good it is to stay at home.

It's actually troublesome to know strangers, and many lies have to be told again.

Every day we should have new expectations, so that we can have new disappointments.

Once some people miss it, thank goodness.

Everyone else's girlfriend will be angry, but your girlfriend is still inflating.

Age is not a problem, height is not a distance, who likes you without money?

Becoming famous is like farting. It's not enough to make a noise, but it will be a long time.

People ask if you are in love? Just say no now. We can cover up the fact that we didn't have in the past.

If you look the same as the selfie, why don't you have a boyfriend.

If a person is good, he can do every line, every line, every line.

Don't care what others think of you. If you care, others will not look up to you.

The disappointments never let me down, and each time they really let me down.

All your sadness comes from your balance.

When I woke up in the morning, I thought I had grown up. It turned out that the quilt was covered

In fact, life ends after a certain node, and everyone is just waiting for the eggs.

Although I can't go on a trip, I have a physique of being fat.

I picked up a magic lamp and wished I could find my girlfriend before I died. As a result, I got eternal life!

Sharing weal and woe, you don't accompany, who are you?

If you think there are flies around you, you may be a piece of shit.

Don't think that the world will turn faster without you.

If we don't owe each other, how can we meet again.

No, there are only endless obstacles.

Young people should not always think about taking shortcuts. Strong parents are the absolute principle.

I used to know nothing except reading, but now I know everything except reading.

Don't look forward to tomorrow, because tomorrow will not be easy.

Doing the political examination paper is the time I lied most in my life.

Once the sea was dry and the rocks were crumbling, but it was not easy to get together and disperse.

After the Double 11, I changed from a single to a single with heavy debts.

How touching it was at the beginning, there will be more than ten thousand disasters later.

Don't think the world has abandoned you. The world has no time to answer you!

I can only do the first four after thinking about the five words of being able to bear hardships.

Watching the gallop that splashed me away, the labor thought that when I got rich, I would buy a raincoat.

In one's life, three days are destined to rely on hard work for seven points, and the rest 90 points depend on parents.

Don't think the world has abandoned you, the world has no time to answer you!

Wearing white clothes to work does not mean that you can not take the blame.

If you are not happy with your money, you are spending it in the wrong way.

Your present life may not be what you want, but it is definitely your own.

Eat fish tonight. I think you are very picky.

Nine out of ten things are unhappy in life, and the remaining twelve out of ten are extremely unhappy.

In the past, I wanted to celebrate the New Year in a lively way, but now I want to be quiet.

The salted fish turns over to get a thorough sun. You turn over because your hands are numb.

Nothing in the world is difficult except for the rich. Birds of a feather flock together to get rich.

There are no secret admirers, but there are many people who want to assassinate.

The first thing is to sleep, stay up all night without rest and lose hair.

Most people lie for the first time in life, starting from writing a composition.

Please cherish those who have hurt you. After all, others are too lazy to hurt you.

A real warrior dares to face the balance on the bank card and the number on the scale.

After living for so many years, I found that the only thing I can stick to is charging my mobile phone every day.

When you become good enough, you realize that she just doesn't like you.

In fact, computer games have trained you since childhood to regard Boss as your greatest enemy.

Come to me when you have no money. Let me tell you how to live without money.

After learning many skills, I finally found that the most useful skill is to be open-minded!

No matter what happens, where you fall, just lie down for a while.

I want to live in your heart, only to find that it is a community with many neighbors.

As the saying goes, disasters never come singly. It can be seen that even disasters are accompanied. Look at you again.

Sometimes you feel like an SB. Don't lose heart. At least you feel right.

I have gone from nothing to penniless.

I usually talk to others to save face. If I hate you, I do it on purpose.

Please believe me, every word I say is nonsense!

Some people appear in your life to tell you how deceitful you are!

I am full of longing for life. Life is far from me.

Stupidity is not so terrible. After all, jellyfish have no brains and have lived for 600 million years.

If you go out, you will be fat sooner or later.

Good looking bags have nothing to do with you. You don't have interesting souls.

Don't care what others think of you. If you care, others will not look up to you.

Even if you charge for two hours, no one will talk to you for five minutes.

I don't know much about music, so sometimes I don't rely on music or tune.

There are two tragedies in life, one is not getting what you want, the other is getting what you don't want.

Nine out of ten things are unhappy in life, and the remaining twelve out of ten are extremely unhappy.

It is said that in 2020, I don't want to die to eliminate the poor.

You are not unprepared for anything. At least you are ready to fail.

The boss said that as long as we work hard, he can change Maserati next year.

I wish to win a common heart, so as not to make old blind dates.

Your life is the same as your hairline. It retreats very fast.

In fact, confession may not be a good thing, because it looks like a black hand.

Your sister is a good girl and has shared a lot for your mother.

Rich people are close to me, rich people are far away from me!

You feel lonely. It doesn't matter. You still have a mobile phone.

It's all right after dropping my mobile phone so many times. I think my height saved it.

Although those rich people look beautiful on the surface, in fact, they are more beautiful in private.

Of course, money can't buy you happiness, but money will make you happy.

Those who have really worked hard will understand how important talent is.

Never keep your eyes on your mobile phone for too long. Experts say it will lose power.

The world is so big, you only watch in the circle of friends.

Where there is plenty of grass in the horizon, they all grow in other people's homes.

It doesn't matter if you have tried hard and failed. It will be better if you try again.

Poverty has limited me so much, why not limit my weight?

Your beauty is invisible to others, and your ugliness is clear at a glance.

Give your dreams wings, you can't fly anywhere.

Knowledge gives you power, ignorance will give you more powerful, fearless and unpredictable power.

After a long time of not opening QQ, I found that only Tencent News cared about you.

At this age, I can sing in your ears. If I like your body, I will give you bags. Only mosquitoes are left.

It's just money. It seems that no one lacks it.

Don't you fight? How do you know how incompetent you are.

Commitment is like farting. It was earth shattering at that time, and then it became powerless.

Don't worry, as long as you keep going downhill, you will never be at the lowest point of life.

The world is so big, I want to see if there are plastic bottles.

Before I met you, my world was black and white. After I met you, it was completely black.

I never bullied the weak. Before I bullied him, I didn't know he was weaker than me.

Growth is the process of turning your crying into silence.

From today on, I will be tortured by three aunts and eight aunts.

Others care about whether you fly high or tired, but I only care about whether your wings are delicious?

It doesn't matter who you are. What matters is what you want to do when you break into my life?

Secret love is that you build a castle for him in your heart, but he doesn't even want to enter the door.

If you like a girl, you should study hard to find a good job and earn a lot of money. When she gets married, you should pay more.

Some things are not a knot, but a scar.

You can't wake someone who doesn't return your message, but red envelopes can.

Seeing a fortune teller, he asked me as soon as I sat down. What are you?

To lose weight is to prove to my mother that not only fat can't find objects, but also thin can't find objects!

Don't say sorry to me, because I can neither forgive you nor stab you to death.

The most devastating thing in the exam is to see a question, vaguely remember the teacher said, but clearly remember that I did not listen.

It's not that people make fun of you, but that you are the joke itself!

I always thought that I would step back, but I didn't expect to fall down.

Can you find someone to drink snowflakes with you, without saying that no one will accompany you to the end of the world?

The cold of looking through the autumn water can never be compared to the cold of wearing pants.

The broadest in the world is the sea, the sky is wider than the sea, and the examination scope is wider than the sky.

If it is a blessing to suffer losses, I might have been as lucky as the East China Sea.

Since childhood, I like to stand on my own, for example, relying on my own skill list.

Dogs are man's best friends. But dog's best friend is shit.

I'm not afraid of being poor or ugly, or of being single?

People who can afford to eat bird's nest have good skin.

How good are you with your best friend? I was the first person who came off the line when he entered MLM.

Let nature take its course is just another way of saying that there is nothing we can do.

When you know where you are going, the whole world is blocking you up.

If you really want to do something well, the world will stand in your way.

I am a man. Never challenge my bottom line, or I will have to change it again.

Do you love your work? The work will wait for you there.

When you lose motivation to work, look at your bank card balance. Then you will find that work is useless.

Who said you don't have true love? Worries are with you.

People's bodies are full of talent, and your bodies are full of pearl milk tea.

It is really miserable to be lazy and have goals.

Hope is always here, and you miss it every moment.

Don't care too much about the eyes of others, because no one will pay attention to you.

Forget the past unhappy, because the future will be more unhappy.

If you want to buy a Porsche Cayenne, please ask the friends who bought it, where did you get your money from!

There is no impassable ridge in life, only one ridge after another.

If you have a large amount of money in front of you and a fan, what does it have to do with you?

Put wings on your dream. Although it may not fly far, it must fall heavily.

If you want to buy a Porsche Cayenne, please ask the friends who bought it, where did you get your money from!

If you want to buy a Porsche Cayenne, please ask the friends who bought it, where did you get your money from!

If I can lose weight through my wild imagination, I may have only my soul left now.

People ask if you are in love? As long as there is no such thing now, it can cover up the fact that there was no such thing in the past.

One day you will meet a girl who doesn't want your house or your car, nor does she want you.

For ugly people, it is cruel to look closely.

Since childhood, I like to stand on my own, for example, relying on my own skill list.

If you really want to do something well, the world will stand in your way.

What I have thought about is illusion, but I have no future if I do it seriously.

It is also a betrayal of oneself. Some people become eldest sisters and some become young ladies.

The only thing more terrible than loneliness is being known that you are lonely.

I knew that time would smooth my edges and corners, but I didn't expect that it was to rub me on the ground.

You must have been a plastic bag in your previous life. You can only carry plastic bags.

Like a person is not hidden, even hidden in the wardrobe, or her husband will be found.

I met my classmates in primary school yesterday. Unexpectedly, he did such a bad job. He only put a dollar into my bowl.

People who are better than you are still working hard. What's the use of your efforts?

If you work hard enough for a long time, you can fail more thoroughly.

People fall in love by looking romantic and burning money, while you are blind by the other person.

The biggest advantage of blind date is that if the marriage goes wrong in the future, you can shift the responsibility to the matchmaker.

The exam is so easy, where there is no exam!

The right ear should be used when listening to the results, because the left ear is close to the heart, which may lead to sudden death.

You have suffered the most serious injury when playing football. It was your girlfriend who went to the court to feed the opponent with water!

What wakes me up every day is not the ideal, but the music of the square dance downstairs.

Generally, there is no love around the corner, only beggars.

For the poor, if life is not tired, it is not called life!

If you live well, how can I sleep.

After the Double 11, I changed from a single to a single with heavy debts.

If there is no pursuit in life, then how easy it should be

Only by carrying the blame for the leader more often will the leader treat you as a fool.

They all say that money is a bastard, but it's really beautiful.

When you become good enough, you realize that she just doesn't like you.

I picked up a magic lamp and wished I could find my girlfriend before I died. As a result, I got eternal life!

I met my classmates in primary school yesterday. Unexpectedly, he did such a bad job. He only put a dollar into my bowl.

You have gained a lot of money, but also lost a lot of things, such as worry.

The present era, not belongs to the post-00s, but belongs to the thick skinned!

It's love at first sight. It's obviously because of color; Longevity is just a matter of weighing the advantages and disadvantages; Even the old age is due to habit.

If life is a movie, you are the advertisement popping up in the middle.

I really hope that one day my wallet can be as thick as my skin.

Your complicated facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

A single man is called a single dog, while a single woman is called a dog ignore.

Failure is not terrible, but you still believe it.

Don't say that you are good at nothing. You are a good hand at staying up late playing mobile phones.

Don't give up your dream, keep sleeping!

Women pretend to be in love by pretending to be in high tide, while men pretend to be in love by pretending to be in high tide.

I used to go to school to make money, but now I work to make money.

Others' life is full of stories, while mine is full of accidents.

Edison searched for the filament thousands of times to make you a durable light bulb.

My biggest shortcoming is that I lack money.

If the world doesn't want you, remember to come to me. I know several traffickers.

Xiaoming was kept in the dark by his parents for a long time, leading to suffocation and death.

Don't talk about leaving everything to time. Time is too lazy to clean up your mess.

The beautiful collarbone is the same, and the interesting belly is bouncing around.

If you are lazy, you will lose because I am too lazy to compete with you.

You are not incompetent, you just have no right to choose.

When I left my hometown, the villagers never had a drink from a well.

I am happy for you if you are doing well, but I am happy for the whole world if you are not doing well.

Empress Wu has proved that success has nothing to do with gender, and you have proved that success has nothing to do with you.

I want to go to the movies with my boyfriend. Is there anything interesting?

There is no indecision, not because of counseling.

I'm not short, I'm just far from the sky.

I'm afraid that you will be mediocre in your life and comfort yourself that you are ordinary and valuable.

Poverty is not a state, but a normal state.

You have to work hard to live, because only by working hard can you know that you really can't do it.

In this final exam, I will tell you how many people there are in our grade.

Some things are not a knot, but a scar.

Thanks to those who knocked me down on the road ahead, because it's really comfortable to lie down.

I can think of only the most accurate adjective for myself: plump.

You want to be rich? Just think about it.

I don't know whether it is the love of others that is too easy or my own words are too hard.

Don't care too much about the eyes of others, because no one will pay attention to you.

I thought we could go to the end together. Who knows, you will take a taxi after two steps.

I don't swear because I have strong practical ability.

When life is too heavy for you to breathe, you must straighten your waist so that you will not look ugly when you are crushed to death.

Because of his introverted personality, he has been unable to do such things as rushing to pay the bill.

Appearance is not important. Love is about feeling, but people don't feel ugly.

Poetry and the distance are getting dirtier and dirtier, and dreams are becoming more and more silly!

If you work harder, you will be able to move forward. Life is crazy.

Why quarrel? Can't you sit down calmly and slap each other?

I was poor, so the National Day at home, to avoid a festival.

As long as you don't cheat, money is really omnipotent.

It's not sweet to try to turn things around, but it can quench your thirst!

Nostalgia is a small ticket. I am here and the scalper is there.

He who covets small profits cannot achieve great things.

Stealing one person's idea is plagiarism, and stealing many people's idea is research.

The ugly duckling can become a swan, not because he works hard, but because his parents are swans.

The purpose of putting mirrors in the school building is to let you know that people who are ugly should read more.

The starting point of others is the end point beyond your reach.

I met you at the most beautiful age. I want to say that I was really unlucky!

After lovelorn, cheer up. After all, there is another scum man waiting for you.

The difference between you and Xueba is that all your flashes of inspiration are his basic questions.

I hate people who flatter me most in my life. When I am with them, it seems that I am not a man.

If you have something to tell me, I can't solve it anyway.

Once some people miss it, thank goodness.

If the word "give up" appears in your mind, you must firmly tell yourself that you have nothing, where can you give up?

Fat people don't starve to death. Hungry people are also fat people.

I'm not afraid of being poor or ugly, or of being single?

There is no cold person at all. It's not you who is warm!

Don't worry, rich people will not have bad luck.

From today on, I will be tortured by three aunts and eight aunts.

There is no news that cannot be seen, only those who do not want to return.