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You'd better not keep me in mind. I don't like places with many people.

Nothing is difficult in the world, as long as you give up!

I have never been to your city, but I have brushed your questions.

Forget the past unhappy, because the future will be more unhappy.

There is no impassable ridge in life, only impassable ridge.

Journey to the West tells us that a teammate like a pig can make the team go to the west.

The creditor is the one who will not abandon you even if you break your property.

You must have been a plastic bag in your previous life. You can only carry plastic bags.

If you fall, then find a comfortable position to lie down.

Life is different from riding a bicycle. Even going downhill will not be easy.

Before he had time to flirt, he was pulled out.

Please cherish those who have hurt you. After all, others are too lazy to hurt you.

The rich can choose to keep a low profile, while you can only keep a low profile.

Once some people miss it, thank goodness.

If girls don't work hard, they will be arrested and married, and they will have a second child.

Enter the elder friend circle to learn the latest rumors.

Sleep until your hand cramps, count your money until you wake up naturally.

You used to be my sun, my whole world, and now you are just a ball.

I also want to be an elegant lady. It is life that has forced my mother into a shrew.

Don't say you are a single dog anymore. Dogs are dead at your age.

My biggest shortcoming is that I lack money.

I used to live on my face, but then I almost starved to death

When I make friends, I never care whether he has money or not. Anyway, he is not as poor as me.

Don't be too confident. You may trust the wrong person.

Nine out of ten people are unhappy in life. They have never met one or two people.

I never think about when I can succeed. Since I have chosen to be far away, it is still far away.

These days, some people live by their faces, while others live by their shamelessness.

Let hard work become a habit, water the future with sweat, and then dehydrate to death.

Can money buy happiness? No, money itself is happiness!

Where there is plenty of grass in the horizon, they all grow in other people's homes.

Once we had poetry and faraway, now we just want to buy a house.

Many times you don't force yourself, you don't know, you still have the ability to mess things up!

You can be an ox or a horse, but you should never be a Party B.

I only have eyes for you, because your big face makes me unable to see others.

When looking for an object, don't just look at the other person's appearance, but first look at your own appearance!

Some people appear in your life to tell you how deceitful you are!

If there is no accident on Valentine's Day, you can live alone. If there is an accident, you can live in the hospital.

Believe if you believe, or not, and return the whole WeChat.

After nine years of hard work, I finally made up the down payment for the house I sold that year.

There are no secret admirers, but there are many people who want to assassinate.

Whenever I take a brave step, God will timely and generously pave the way for me to go downhill.

It's OK to scold you at ordinary times. I have to wait until I hit you to know that I am both civil and martial.

The difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, while people sometimes are not people.

When happiness knocks on the door, I'm afraid I'm not at home, so I've always been homestead.

A fierce look at you is not good. A careful look is better than a fierce look.

You can be an ox or a horse, but you should never be a Party B.

You want to be rich? Just think about it.

Recently, I have changed from the bad habit of staying up late to staying up all night.

Let nature take its course is just another way of saying that there is nothing we can do.

When I left my hometown, the villagers never had a drink from a well.

Staying up late is bad for your health. It is recommended to stay up all night.

Your sister is a good girl and has shared a lot for your mother.

The exam is so easy, where there is no exam!

I lay on the bed looking at the ceiling, thinking about the ceiling of my work, just the floor of others.

Occasionally, I still have to go out for a walk to know how comfortable I am in bed.

Nostalgia is a small ticket. I am here and the scalper is there.

Young people should not always think about taking shortcuts. Strong parents are the absolute principle.

Your good night just wants me to shut up.

You are a princess by your parents, a princess by your men, and a beggar by yourself.

The leader said that hard work will lead to faster maturity, so now I look older than them.

People who are better than you are still working hard. What's the use of your efforts?

According to analysis, the root cause of extramarital love is marriage.

Life is six big words, and it can't be done in any way.

There are no unsolvable problems, but there are unsolvable problems.

Many times, optimistic attitude and nice words can't help you.

If you live well, how can I sleep.

When life is too heavy for you to breathe, you must straighten your waist so that you will not look ugly when you are crushed to death.

Occasionally, I still have to go out for a walk to know how comfortable I am in bed.

When quarreling with an object, don't investigate the cause of the quarrel first, but find out how he is emboldened.

Do you want to thin into a lightning bolt? The average width of lightning bolt is five meters.

Money is not everything, but money can really do what you want.

If eating fish can boost your brain, you should eat at least one whale.

April Fool's Day is just a chance for liars to tell the truth.

When you feel that life is unfair to you, weigh your weight and look in the mirror, you will feel that everything is reasonable again.

I changed her from a girl to a woman, and she changed me from a boy to a poor man.

Give your dreams wings, you can't fly anywhere.

Everything today is just a passing thing. You will be useless from tomorrow.

Don't care what others think of you. If you care, others will not look up to you.

Everyone praises me for being virtuous, and I can do nothing at leisure.

I wish to win a common heart, so as not to make old blind dates.

I hate two kinds of people most when driving. One is the person who likes to jam, the other is the person who doesn't let me jam.

When the history exam comes, I will rewrite the history!

The exam is so easy, where there is no exam!

If you suffer, don't drink water, or you will become dirty.

Every time a righteous person kills a dog, he is a scholar.

I have never been to your city, but I have brushed your questions.

Every day, I think about a question diligently. How can I get something without work?

You must dare to love and hate to find your love and hate. Others really don't care.

Don't give up your dream, keep sleeping!

The end of failure is despair, and the end of effort is overwork.

As the saying goes, disasters never come singly. It can be seen that even disasters are accompanied. Look at you again.

Success can be copied, but for you, pasting is prohibited here.

Someone saved your number to call you. I'm different. I don't want to answer it.

College students, you should know that learning is not necessarily rewarding, but you can certainly receive goods by cutting hands.

You must believe that tomorrow will be better and better to turn you into a dog.

I don't want to be the last one to let you down.

God has closed a door for you, and will add anti-theft locks and large bolts to it.

Life is not only about the present, but also about the whole life.

The boss said that as long as we work hard, he can change Maserati next year.

What I have thought about is illusion, but I have no future if I do it seriously.

Who says I can't play musical instruments? I'm good at quitting.

I have never asked anyone in my life, only the area of the shadow.

Every woman is looking for a man, and finally finds that the most manly man is herself.

Some things or people can't be solved with money. You have to have a lot of money.

I work hard every day to prove to those who look down on me that they are right.

Follow your heart, translate it into Chinese.

When others pick up girls after work, you meet them after work.

Put wings on your dream. Although it may not fly far, it must fall heavily!

There will be fog when you reach the mountain, and it will sink when you reach the bridge.

Where is the best place to see the scenery on National Day? The answer is, circle of friends.

It's funny when someone smiles.

If you show respect to others, they will advance further.

Your life is the same as your hairline. It retreats very fast.

Eating food is generally kind-hearted, because I only want to eat every day and have no time to calculate others.

I really hope that one day my wallet can be as thick as my skin.

The time is not to get up, but to see how long you can sleep.

Rich people are close to me, rich people are far away from me!

There is neither the face that makes people fall in love at first sight, nor the money that makes people love for a long time.

There is nothing in the world that money can't solve. If there is, it's your lack of money.

At least in the summer, you are half as rich as you can be.

A lazy crowd wears small clothes, and their salary is naturally cool.

It's a fine day today. I've stayed in my room for a long time. I'm going to the living room to relax.

When others see you, they say you are a student, not because you look young, but because you wear dirt!

After breaking through the bottleneck, we found that there were bottle caps.

You look serious, just like the film on the overpass.

It doesn't matter whether the twisted melon is sweet or not, as long as it can quench thirst.

The difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, while people sometimes are not people.

When doing things, you must consider others' feelings and never make them too happy.

If others work hard, they will succeed. If you work hard, you will have a meal.

Sleep more if you want to be beautiful, and feel beautiful when you are sleepy.

I'm not the kid who has spent 50 yuan for a long time. Now I have to think carefully about five yuan.

People's bodies are full of talent, and your bodies are full of pearl milk tea.

If you become a spare tire, please forget that you are also a jack.

Don't say that you are good at nothing. You are a good hand at staying up late playing mobile phones.

In these days, there is no love that doesn't break up, only a confession that doesn't hurt your hands. You should be more open-minded when things happen.

Even if you charge for two hours, no one will talk to you for five minutes.

Don't think that the world will turn faster without you.

People ask if you are in love? Just say no now. We can cover up the fact that we didn't have in the past.

There is neither the face that makes people fall in love at first sight, nor the money that makes people love for a long time.

Give up this word, it is easier to say, but easier to do.

It is said that falling in love will affect learning. Does learning not affect falling in love?

I don't want to raise a dog or a cat. I just want to raise you. After all, raising a pig can make you rich.

Three views are useless. You have to rely on your five senses!

If you don't cherish me, after passing this village, I will wait for you in the next village.

The beautiful leather bags are the same, and the interesting soul weighs more than 200 kg.

On Tomb Sweeping Day, you should go back to your school to sweep the graves, because your youth was buried there.

Brother listened to my advice, and the game can be played again without it, and the daughter-in-law can play all the time without it.

Don't say that you are good at nothing. You are a good hand at staying up late playing mobile phones.

My future is a dream. What's more, I still have insomnia at the moment.

If you like a girl, you should study hard to find a good job and earn a lot of money. When she gets married, you should pay more.

Boy, how about being short? Raise your head and let them know that you are not only short, but also ugly!

If marriage is the tomb of love, the annual celebration of the anniversary of marriage is a tomb sweeping.

I heard that you are not as good as me, so I'm relieved.

Don't say you have nothing, you still have a debt.

I finally got used to my appearance, cut my hair and changed my ugly way.

Don't think about losing weight all day long. Does your mouth agree with you?

If you suffer, don't drink water, or you will become dirty.

My head is not empty. I am the person who wants to make great achievements, but the chaos is just beginning.

Don't bow your head, your chin will show.

Failure is the mother of success, but failure doesn't even have a boyfriend.

Last year, we set a target deposit of 30000 yuan, but this year, we still need 50000 yuan.

Today's young people want to sleep at all times except when they don't want to sleep.

Although you look tired when you move bricks, you look really handsome when you pay.

Bill Gates dropped out of school and started his own business, becoming the richest man in the world.

Because I'm poor, I dare not even care about you. I'm afraid you might as well make a huge sum of money if you want to ask for help.

If the world doesn't want you, remember to come to me. I know several traffickers.

It doesn't take much courage to leave home, but to go home.

Those who are good-looking can only be called foodies, while those who are not good-looking can only be called losers.

Life is like a dream, I lose sleep, life is like a play, I help, life is like a song, I lose my tune.

There are two tragedies in life, one is not getting what you want, the other is getting what you don't want.

Can you find someone to drink snowflakes with you, without saying that no one will accompany you to the end of the world?

Why is God always jealous of talents? Because nobody cares how long a fool lives.

If money can't do something in the world, you can certainly do it with more money.

Time is a butcher's knife, but he has no way to get ugly people.

No matter how good your makeup is, it can't cover your ugly after removing it.

Maybe sleep is the real form of human activity. No wonder I always can't wake up.

Eating food is generally kind-hearted, because I only want to eat every day and have no time to calculate others.

Don't bow your head and your cuckold will fall off. Don't cry and Lao Wang will laugh.

Smile when you meet lightning, because the sky is taking pictures of you.

Never abandon yourself. Once you start to give up, you will find that you are very happy

I'd rather not talk and look like a fool than open my mouth to prove that I am.

When you meet a girl you like, you should be brave to express your love. Only when you take the initiative can you know that she has her name.

If you work harder, you will get more blows.

He dreamed of walking around with his sword, but cancelled the original plan because he was too fat.

Only when you ask for leave and deduct your salary can you feel your salary is high.

Life is not just a temporary muddle, but also an ex's wedding invitation, so it is very important to pull black.

Twenty years ago, stupid children who ate raccoons and didn't collect all the cards still couldn't collect all the five blessings.

Is money really that important to you? I've been talking for more than three hours, and I haven't lowered a penny.

When you are in love, you will feel like taking drugs. When you break up, you will feel like giving up drugs.

The service provided by Haidilao is really good. Last time, I didn't bring any money with me for dinner. The waiter called the police for me.

Don't ask me what to do if I fail. Say as if you have succeeded.

It doesn't matter that you are short and poor now. You should believe that one day you will become short and poor

If you work harder, you will get more blows.

I am ugly because I want to reduce the image quality and improve the performance. Why is my life still so stuck?

With a lofty ambition, you can't bind a chicken with your hands.

Go ahead with a smile. No one wants to go back alive when he comes to this world.

After everyone's patient persuasion, I finally accepted the fact that I was a fool.

Don't worry, everything is the worst arrangement.

I find that I can coax girls to sleep. As soon as I send a message, the girl will say I am going to sleep.

When the salted fish turned over, it was still salted fish.

The broadest in the world is the sea, the sky is wider than the sea, and the examination scope is wider than the sky.

Heart is a great poet, but mouth is a poor editor.

In fact, computer games have trained you since childhood to regard Boss as your greatest enemy.

It takes ninety-nine and eighty-one difficulties for a good person to become a Buddha, while a bad person only needs to lay down his butcher's knife.

It is better to be uniform in beauty than different in ugliness.

Why do parents only look at scores? crap! Can they understand the subject?

Don't panic to accept failure, but feel it slowly.

Come on, boys! As long as you work hard, your boss will succeed.

I only have eyes for you, because your big face makes me unable to see others.

At this age, I can sing in your ears. If I like your body, I will give you bags. Only mosquitoes are left.

You say you are ugly. I think you are not only ugly, but also telling the truth.

When life is too heavy for you to breathe, you must straighten your waist so that you will not look ugly when you are crushed to death.

It's too simple to kill an obsessive-compulsive disorder.

The girls nowadays are so outrageous. They can't see the career line even though their neckline is so low

What is terrible is not that others fool you today, but that they forget you.

I can row without oars, I can sail without direction, because my whole life depends on waves.

You are not choosing to be difficult, you are just poor.

Women who are happy with themselves are tolerant, men who are happy with themselves are poor!

Compared with ugliness, it is not worth mentioning.

Although you can no longer grow tall, you can continue to gain weight.

All roads lead to Rome, and some people were born in Rome.

Even if the heavy rain overturns the whole city, the company still counts you as late.

If you think from the perspective of others, one day you will find that you have lost yourself.

Although you are short, your hairline is high.

Be modest, listen to others' opinions, and then write down their names carefully.

If I can lose weight through my wild imagination, I may have only my soul left now.

The meaning that poverty cannot be removed is that if you are poor, stay at home and don't go anywhere.

The beautiful collarbone is the same, and the interesting belly is bouncing around.

Every woman is looking for a man, and finally finds that the most manly man is herself.

If you can't compete with others, you can't compete with others. What can you do on Singles Day.

Ten out of ten are unhappy in life!

Just because I looked at you more in the crowd, you thought I would sit on your motorcycle.

Put wings on your dream. Although it may not fly far, it must fall heavily!

Can there be an echo in your memory?

From today on, I will be tortured by three aunts and eight aunts.

If you think from the perspective of others, one day you will find that you have lost yourself.

Good birth is for success, and you are for survival.

It's said that money is a bastard, but it's really beautiful.

Poetry and the distance are getting dirtier and dirtier, and dreams are becoming more and more silly!

A girl asked me to borrow money for cosmetic surgery, which was very successful. I didn't recognize who asked me to borrow the money again.

It's just money. It seems that no one lacks it.

You must have been a plastic bag in your previous life. You can only carry plastic bags.

If the word "give up" appears in your mind, you must firmly tell yourself that you have nothing, where can you give up?

Some things are not a knot, but a scar.

People who have ulterior motives for you, after all, are also intentions.

Difficulties are like springs. If you are weak, they will be strong. If you are strong, they will be stronger.

Many people like to make a mountain out of a molehill in life. In fact, it is really unnecessary to think about how to deal with a mountain out of a molehill.

Every man dies, either lighter or heavier than a feather.

The most romantic thing I can think of is eating with you, and then you pay.

The biggest advantage of blind date is that if the marriage goes wrong in the future, you can shift the responsibility to the matchmaker.

In winter, places outside the bed are far away, places out of reach are from other places, and going to the toilet is a business trip.

You are sleepy every day because you are trapped by life.

Don't complain about the lack of power when your mobile phone is not used very much. You are not the same. You are tired without doing anything.

Many people like to make a mountain out of a molehill in life. In fact, it is really unnecessary to think about how to deal with a mountain out of a molehill.

Don't lose heart. There are as many beautiful girls as there are stars in the sky, but you can't see them.

It doesn't matter if you are ugly. Let others know with your words and manners that you are still a person without connotation.

There is no end to learning.

It doesn't matter to be a little poor, but more than a little.

The beautiful collarbone is the same, and the interesting belly is bouncing around.

Only when you eat bitterly can you know how hard it is.

An iron pestle can be ground into a needle, but a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. It's no use trying harder if the materials are wrong.

Congratulations on another day. You won a prize. Another day.

Others' life is full of stories, while mine is full of accidents.

As the saying goes, a man who has no foresight must be rich.

Time has taught me that I don't have to wait for anyone except express delivery.

Don't worry, rich people will not have bad luck.

Others are always shining gold, and you will spend it.

If girls don't work hard, they will be arrested and married, and they will have a second child.

You can't always look at what you don't have. Look more at what you have. Forget it. Close your eyes.

Others' life is full of stories, while mine is full of accidents.

What is terrible is that you can't solve it.

Are you good at any sports? "Escape from reality".

What is the most crowded bus you have ever taken? Just passing by, I was crowded into the car.

Gold always shines, but you are just fat.

Ma Yun's success has nothing to do with his appearance, Jiang Shang's success has nothing to do with his age, and success has nothing to do with you.

99% of the things in the world can be solved with money, and the remaining 1% needs more money.

Heart pricking? Does not exist! Where does the heart not pierce?

Far away, in addition to the unknown, there is despair.

The premise of being cute is cute, not stupid.

Who says you don't like sports? You can not only play football, but also play very well.

I am born to be useful. The premise is that you must be born.

There is no news that cannot be seen, only those who do not want to return.

There are no secret admirers, but there are many people who want to assassinate.

I'm not the kind of person who would kill a man if he fell down. I just sealed the well.

If you work harder, you will be able to move forward. Life is crazy.

Others use brand-name bags, while you can only use facial expression bags.

I'm not Zhuge Liang, and I don't have a straw boat, but why do you keep coming to me?

I don't swear because I have strong practical ability.

If you abandon yourself today, you will defeat you tomorrow.

These days, some people live by their faces, while others live by their shamelessness.

The operation is as fierce as a tiger, and the salary is twenty-five thousand.

Where is the best place to see the scenery on National Day? The answer is, circle of friends.

I used to live on my face, but then I almost starved to death

Some things still need to be persisted, such as sleeping, especially when the alarm clock rings.

I have taken more selfies with my beautiful mobile phone, and I don't know how ugly I am.

I knew that time would smooth my edges and corners, but I didn't expect that it was to rub me on the ground.

Others worry about how to earn money, but I worry about how to spend money. How can twenty yuan be spent until the 10th of next month?

When I woke up in the morning, I thought I had grown up. It turned out that the quilt was covered

If you don't marry me many years later, then we are really good enough.

It doesn't matter who you are. What matters is what you want to do when you break into my life?

At least in the summer, you are half as rich as you can be.

It doesn't matter if you are single. There will be a long time to be single in the future.

I used to buy lottery tickets every day, but one day, I can't even afford to buy lottery tickets.

You are just a potato silk. You are dirt, funny and loser.

Like a person is not hidden, even hidden in the wardrobe, or her husband will be found.

After suffering, I finally became a servant.

Although I learn slowly, I give up quickly!

I heard that you are not as good as me, so I'm relieved.

Your sister is a good girl and has shared a lot for your mother.

It is nothing but good.

There is only one kind of worry when you are not full, and there are countless worries when you are full.

Iron body, magnet bed.

How can you look like a QR code? If you don't scan it, you don't know what you are!

Every time you want to save money, your IQ will reach its peak!

Your smelly foot was bitten by a poisonous snake. After six hours of rescue, the snake finally came back.

Beauty fades, but folly lasts~

Your smelly foot was bitten by a poisonous snake. After six hours of rescue, the snake finally came back.

Don't say that you are good at nothing. You are a good hand at staying up late playing mobile phones.

When you love someone, you must tell her so that you can know how much she hates you.

It's not my fault that I'm ugly, but I'm in a hurry when I land.

When you feel that life is unfair to you, weigh your weight and look in the mirror, you will feel that everything is reasonable again.

With my qualifications and diploma, I will sweep the streets of this city in the future.

Don't say you are a single dog. In fact, you may not be as good as a dog

I don't want to get married and have children, which is my consciousness as a poor person.

I'm not Zhuge Liang, and I don't have a straw boat, but why do you keep coming to me?

Finally, he won 5 million yuan. When he cashed in, he woke up with a smile.

A girl asked me to borrow money for cosmetic surgery, which was very successful. I didn't recognize who asked me to borrow the money again.

I have reached the legal age for marriage. When I went to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get the certificate, did my wife bring it or wait for them to send it?

Face hardships bravely. Those who can't kill you can only leave you disabled.

Are you afraid of being laughed at if you don't look good? Don't worry, it's the same with good clothes.

The one with wings may not be an angel, but a thunderbolt.

Now the tears are all the water in my head.

Every man dies, either lighter or heavier than a feather.

You work so hard every day and endure so much loneliness and pain. But I haven't seen how excellent you are!

When life is too heavy for you to breathe, you must straighten your waist so that you will not look ugly when you are crushed to death.

No object is afraid of nothing. I have objects, and I have never won chess.

Don't care what others think of you. If you care, others will not look up to you.

How touching it was at the beginning, there will be more than ten thousand disasters later.

When doing things, you must consider others' feelings and never make them too happy.

Once a dreamer, now there is no dream, only homesick.

The teacher doesn't need to change my seat. Anyhow, I can talk about where I sit.

Be still as if paralyzed, and move as if epileptic.

If girls don't work hard, they will be arrested and married, and they will have a second child.

I find that I can coax girls to sleep. As soon as I send a message, the girl will say I am going to sleep.

Come on, boys! As long as you work hard, your boss will succeed.

You should be careful during the Spring Festival. After all, you have to kill pigs during the Spring Festival.

Although others seem to have been plain sailing, they are actually plain sailing behind their backs.

As long as you choose the right direction in life, you will succeed easily. Let's congratulate you on the easy way.

The boss who talks about money with you is a good man. He who talks about ideals with you doesn't want to give you money!

Others use brand-name bags, while you can only use facial expression bags.

With my qualifications and diploma, I will sweep the streets of this city in the future.

It's said that money is a bastard, but it's really beautiful.

After exercise, you will be surprised to find that you just become strong from obesity.

Only after hard work can we know that the gap in IQ is insurmountable.

After ten years of continuous efforts and struggle, I finally changed from an ignorant youth to an ignorant youth.

Life is like water in a sponge. As long as you don't want to squeeze it, it will evaporate one day.

When you meet someone you like, you should pursue them bravely, so that you can know that there is more than one person who rejects you.

Don't think you are abandoned by the world, but the world has no time to answer you.

At present, the most reliable way to get rich is that your house is demolished.

My principle, only three words, depends on the mood.

Is money really that important to you? I've been talking for more than three hours, and I haven't lowered a penny.

On Tomb Sweeping Day, you should go back to your school to sweep the graves, because your youth was buried there.

Mass blessings and single digit red envelopes are soulless.

A girl's introduction: a hooligan in thought, a good girl in life. However, it gives me the feeling that I am ugly and lively.

You can't break a broken jar. You have to break it hard!

He who covets small profits cannot achieve great things.

Ma Yun's success has nothing to do with his appearance, Jiang Shang's success has nothing to do with his age, and success has nothing to do with you.

When God closes a door for you, he will also close the window for you.

With a lofty ambition, you can't bind a chicken with your hands.

One of the symptoms of mental collapse is to believe that your work is very important.

When you play with your mobile phone for a long time, you should rest your eyes and look out of the window to think about why you are so poor.

If you don't smile, you will be lucky!

Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first or I hang up first.

Women who are happy with themselves are tolerant, men who are happy with themselves are poor!

Brother listened to my advice, and the game can be played again without it, and the daughter-in-law can play all the time without it.

It is not because we see hope that we persist, but because we persist that we know there is no hope.

The end of failure is despair, and the end of effort is overwork.

Of course, money can't buy you happiness, but money will make you happy.

When you love someone, you must tell her so that you can know how much she hates you.

If you want to buy a Porsche Cayenne, please ask the friends who bought it, where did you get your money!

I met you at the most beautiful age. I want to say that I was really unlucky!

Can money buy happiness? No, money itself is happiness!

Yesterday a thief came to my house to steal money. We searched together all night.

If girls don't work hard, they will be arrested and married, and they will have a second child.

I want to go to the movies with my boyfriend. Is there anything interesting?

I finally got used to my appearance, cut my hair and changed my ugly way.

You are never lonely, because you don't want to make friends with you even when you are lonely.

All roads lead to Rome, and each has a toll station.

No one looks down on you, because no one looks at you at all.

Why quarrel? Can't you sit down calmly and slap each other?

You have gained a lot of money, but also lost a lot of things, such as worry.

Nostalgia is a small ticket. I am here and the scalper is there.

In winter, places outside the bed are far away, places out of reach are from other places, and going to the toilet is a business trip.

Another day has passed, how is it? Is the dream more distant?

It doesn't matter if you are bitter now. As long as you are alive, something good will happen to others.

After the Double 11, I changed from a single to a single with heavy debts.

What is the biggest disgrace in life? I failed the exam after cheating.

Rome wasn't built in a day, but it's not difficult to empty your wallet.

It doesn't matter if you fail in the college entrance examination. There will be more failures waiting for you in the future.

During the interview, they asked you to have a chat, but it was really just a chat.

How many more tomorrow and tomorrow! Since there are so many, we might as well delay.

You can't have both fish and bear's paw, but you can be single and poor!

Do you want to thin into a lightning bolt? The average width of lightning bolt is five meters.

Of course, money can't buy you happiness, but money will make you happy.

Dreams still have to be there. What if they come true in the next life?

The only way to relieve worries is to become rich.

Just because I looked at you more in the crowd, you thought I would sit on your motorcycle.

These days, some people live by their faces, while others live by their shamelessness.

People ask if you are in love? As long as there is no such thing now, it can cover up the fact that there was no such thing in the past.

Do you know why beauties are so unlucky since ancient times? Because nobody cares how long an ugly person lives.

I'm not Zhuge Liang, and I don't have a straw boat, but why do you keep coming to me?

Since ancient times, deep love has always been popular.

It's too simple to kill an obsessive-compulsive disorder.

Talking about money hurts feelings, talking about feelings hurts money.

I think there must be many people who love me secretly, because no one has spoken to me for so many years!

Come on, boys! As long as you work hard, your boss will succeed.

Once some people miss it, thank goodness.

I don't understand why you should pinch your legs and rub your eyes when something good happens to you. What if you wake up?

Opportunities are reserved for those who are prepared. Those who have no opportunities should not prepare blindly.

It is said that a tired dog is not as tired as you.

Birds of a feather flock together to get poor points, and the rich get married eventually.

The broadest in the world is the sea, the sky is wider than the sea, and the examination scope is wider than the sky.

Since ancient times, deep love has always been popular.

As long as it is a stone, it will not shine anywhere.

I ate it quietly, just as I became fat quietly.

I'm not afraid of being poor or ugly, or of being single?

If my life is a movie, then you are a pop-up advertisement.

A girl's introduction: a hooligan in thought, a good girl in life. However, it gives me the feeling that I am ugly and lively.

When I was a child, I was most afraid of dreaming that I would find the toilet. The most terrible thing is that I found the toilet without waking up.

I'm not the kid who has spent 50 yuan for a long time. Now I have to think carefully about five yuan.

Dreams still have to be there, in case of ghosts?

Growth is the process of turning your crying into silence.

Only a liar in the world is sincere, because he is really lying to you.

I tried to disappear, but no one asked.

You should be safe and steady, because you can't make any moth.

At least in the summer, you are half as rich as you can be.

In the last month, there were always thirty days of bad luck.

After exercise, you will be surprised to find that you just become strong from obesity.

It's funny when someone smiles.

Edison searched for the filament thousands of times to make you a durable light bulb.

Love at first sight is beautiful. Deliberation is lack of money.

If life deceives you, don't worry - take out your beauty camera to cheat life.

There is no hope to be a good man, but a bad man is not good at it.

The most beautiful words in the world are not that I love you, but that your tumor is benign!

Before he had time to flirt, he was pulled out.

Appearance is not important. Love is about feeling, but people don't feel ugly.

Tetris has taught us that if you get along with others, you will disappear.

Don't think you have nothing, at least you are ugly!

I really envy your skin. How can you maintain it so thick?

You can't buy happiness with money, because you have no money at all.

Come back with me. I'll send you my wedding invitation.

What is the biggest disgrace in life? I failed the exam after cheating.

Secret love is that you build a castle for him in your heart, but he doesn't even want to enter the door.

Buy a globe on holiday. You can not only see the world but also turn around it.

After working hard for so long, if there is any talent, there should be some signs of success.

If you are ugly, you should study more so that you can have money for cosmetic surgery.

This life is so hard. Don't fight too hard. The next life will be even harder.

Although those rich people look beautiful on the surface, in fact, they are more beautiful in private.

One cannot lower his noble head, except when picking up money.

I don't want to read, mainly because no one feeds cattle, pigs or sheep at home.

I have a friend who stopped complaining and began to work hard. After several years, he still looks like a bird.

Maybe sleep is the real form of human activity. No wonder I always can't wake up.

A person's longest love history is probably narcissism.

Your good night just wants me to shut up.

If life deceives you, don't worry - take out your beauty camera to cheat life.

I believe you will not be knocked down by life, because your weight exceeds life's expectations.

Nothing can defeat you, because you have never succeeded.

People often say, don't leave youth blank, so I blacken it!

It takes ten minutes to listen to you.

When the salted fish has a dream, it will become a salted fish with a dream.

Life is like a tea table with cups on it.

Work hard if you are poor! If you don't work hard, how can you be in debt.

I only have eyes for you, because your big face makes me unable to see others.

Five hundred times of looking back in the previous life, but in exchange for the sentence of this life, hooligan.

Don't look forward to tomorrow, because tomorrow will not be easy.

A real warrior dares to face the balance on the bank card and the number on the scale.

When you see me staring at you all the way, don't think I'm interested in you. I really can't see who you are.

You are a princess by your parents, a princess by your men, and a beggar by yourself.

Ten out of ten are unhappy in life!

Every time a righteous person kills a dog, he is a scholar.

The cold of looking through the autumn water can never be compared to the cold of wearing pants.

The dark night will never mistreat those who sleep late. It will give you dark circles under your eyes and a body that is about to die suddenly.

You think that the prodigal son will not change his money when he returns. In fact, the prodigal son may just go ashore slowly.

I tried to be an interesting person, but later I ran away and became a teaser.

You are a serious person. You help others conscientiously and try all the mistakes.

April Fool's Day is just a chance for liars to tell the truth.

If you are lazy, you will lose because I am too lazy to compete with you.

No one looks down on you, because no one looks at you at all.

Smile when you meet lightning, because the sky is taking pictures of you.

How worried can you be? It's like a group of eunuchs going to the brothel.

I was poor before I was 38, but I will get used to it later!

Who said money can't buy time? The network administrator will continue for another two hours.

There are more than eight or nine bad things in life.

When I think of you, my ugly face smiles.

Who says I can't play musical instruments? I'm good at quitting.

Don't say that you are good at nothing. You are a good hand at staying up late playing mobile phones.

There are two kinds of people who are the dumbest in the world, one is you, the other is like you.

If no one holds hands, I will take the bag.

God has closed a door for you, and will add anti-theft locks and large bolts to it.

You are a princess by your parents, a princess by your men, and a beggar by yourself.

In fact, computer games have trained you since childhood to regard Boss as your greatest enemy.

Instead of staring at the phone screen, you should look up from time to time to see where the boss is.

The non-toxic body carries the toxic vaccine. You taught me to be strong when I was young!

If you can't compete with others, you can't compete with others. What can you do on Singles Day.

If you are willing to peel off my heart layer by layer, you will find that I am lacking in heart.

If you are unhappy, just go to sleep. There is nothing that cannot be solved by sleeping. If you are unhappy, just go back to sleep.

Don't give up your dream, keep sleeping!

I'm not afraid to become a person I hate. I'm afraid I can't live up to them.

If you go out, you will be fat sooner or later.

How can we meet a storm without experiencing wind and rain.

The world is fair. People who are busier than you earn more than you, and people who are busier than you earn less than you.

Learning makes people happy; not learning makes people happier.

No object is afraid of nothing. I have objects, and I have never won chess.

Snow White explained that no matter how nice the seven little losers are to her, they can't be as good as a kiss from Gao Fushuai.

Most people lie for the first time in life, starting from writing a composition.

I'm not afraid to become a person I hate. I'm afraid I can't live up to them.

When I woke up in the morning, I thought I had grown up. It turned out that the quilt was covered

Did I live for 16 years, or did I live for one day and repeat for 16 years?

If the word "give up" appears in your mind, you must firmly tell yourself that you have nothing, where can you give up?

When the salted fish turned over, it was still salted fish.

If you are all right, it's OK~

What does it feel like to be short? He wanted to stare at people, but he was forced to be cute.

You look serious, just like the film on the overpass.

This life is so hard. Don't fight too hard. The next life will be even harder.

When a hero is angry, he is a beauty. When a beauty is angry, he has to spend money.

You are sleepy every day because you are trapped by life.

Doing the political examination paper is the time I lied most in my life.

Young people should not always think about taking shortcuts. Strong parents are the absolute principle.

The only thing more terrible than loneliness is being known that you are lonely.

If it is a blessing to suffer losses, I might have been as lucky as the East China Sea.

My principle, only three words, depends on the mood.

It doesn't matter if you are single. There will be a long time to be single in the future.

The broadest in the world is the sea, the sky is wider than the sea, and the examination scope is wider than the sky.

Money can't buy happiness, it must be that your money is too little!

Dreams still have to be there. What if they come true in the next life?

When you know where you are going, the whole world is blocking you up.

At present, the most reliable way to get rich is that your house is demolished.

You have to work hard to live, because only by working hard can you know that you really can't do it.

If you are unhappy, just go to sleep. There is nothing that cannot be solved by sleeping. If you are unhappy, just go back to sleep.

My friend said he would lend you 20 yuan. After borrowing the money, I learned that some people will live forever.

Last year, we set a target deposit of 30000 yuan, but this year, we still need 50000 yuan.

Occasionally, I still have to go out for a walk to know how comfortable I am in bed.

Seeing his back, he charmed thousands of troops and turned his head to frighten off millions of heroes.

If you want to be your sun, it will warm you when you are happy and kill you when you are unhappy.

It doesn't matter whether the twisted melon is sweet or not, as long as it can quench thirst.

It doesn't matter if you are bitter now. As long as you are alive, something good will happen to others.

Please cherish those who have hurt you. After all, others are too lazy to hurt you.

You give grass a little love, grass also gives you a green!

Please cherish those who have hurt you. After all, others are too lazy to hurt you.

It doesn't matter if you are poor. Keep your head up and let everyone see that you are not only poor but also ugly and short.

Playing mahjong is three times short of one, and fighting landlords is two times short of one. Why do I still need one when I'm in love?

Yuelao, please lead the red line for me next time. Can you change it into steel wire? The old TM of the red line is broken.

If you are ugly, you should read more. Books can not make you look good, but they can make you accept reality more easily.

If you are not happy with your money, you are spending it in the wrong way.

For people like you, even if you stick two words of Tuhao on your face, others will read them in reverse.

There is no empathy, it is all standing talking without backache.

As long as I work hard, nothing is impossible for me.

I don't know much about music, so sometimes I don't rely on music or tune.

The salted fish turns over to get a thorough sun. You turn over because your hands are numb.

Gold always shines, but you are just fat.

God is fair. If he gives you an ugly face, he will definitely give you a poor family.

Work hard if you are poor! If you don't work hard, how can you be in debt.

Like a person is not hidden, even hidden in the wardrobe, or her husband will be found.

In the morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and comforted myself that there was nothing wrong. There was something uglier than me.

Be modest, listen to others' opinions, and then write down their names carefully.

Don't feel that you have reached a low point at a young age, and you still have a lot of room for decline.

Everyone else has a background, but I only have my back.

The leader said that hard work will lead to faster maturity, so now I look older than them.

Nine out of ten things are unhappy in life, and the remaining twelve out of ten are extremely unhappy.

It's better to have a high vision when looking for a partner. You have to find an excuse because no one likes you.

I have reached the legal age for marriage. When I went to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get the certificate, did my wife bring it or wait for them to send it?

Boy, how about being short? Raise your head and let them know that you are not only short, but also ugly!

It will take you 3 hours to get up and do what you can do in 3 minutes.

Love is a light, green to your panic.

For people like you, even if you stick two words of Tuhao on your face, others will read them in reverse.

When a hero is angry, he is a beauty. When a beauty is angry, he has to spend money.

The mistress is a good thing. She took away the dog that doesn't love you.

You are a princess by your parents, a princess by your men, and a beggar by yourself.

Have you ever thought about May 4th Youth Day and June 1st Children's Day? There are only 38 festivals left for you.

What is terrible is not that others fool you today, but that they forget you.

My biggest shortcoming is that I lack money.

You don't know how to arrange your life. There will be many people who will help you arrange what they need you to do.

When you think you can't do it, just walk on the street, so you are a pedestrian.

After ten years of continuous efforts and struggle, I finally changed from an ignorant youth to an ignorant youth.

I saved dandruff for a year just to give you snow.

Generally, there is no love around the corner, only beggars.

Many people like to make a mountain out of a molehill in life. In fact, it is really unnecessary to think about how to deal with a mountain out of a molehill.

Love at first sight is beautiful. Deliberation is lack of money.

I'm not Zhuge Liang, and I don't have a straw boat, but why do you keep coming to me?

You have never succeeded. What are you afraid of?

Young people should not always think about taking shortcuts. Strong parents are the absolute principle.

Women pretend to be in love by pretending to be in high tide, while men pretend to be in love by pretending to be in high tide.

In many cases, the face is not given by others, but lost by oneself.

Good looking skin bag reality split, interesting soul spirit derailment?.

Before I met you, my world was black and white. After I met you, it was completely black.

The best time to show love is at noon, because there will be retribution sooner or later.

No one looks down on you, because no one looks at you at all.

I can't solve anything that can be solved with money.

Don't look down on anyone easily. Even killing Matt has more hair than you.

Go ahead with a smile. No one wants to go back alive when he comes to this world.

I used to go to school to make money, but now I work to make money.

What is friendship? You have been mentally retarded for many years, and I will never leave you.

Maybe sleep is the real form of human activity. No wonder I always can't wake up.

I feel that the most affectionate gaze in my life has been given to mobile phones.

Sometimes, as long as you make up your mind to do something, the world will hold you back.

There are so many mental disabilities in the world, but you have become the best.

I thought I could get hold of my little sister by holding her hand, but I didn't expect her to be Thousand Hand Avalokitesvara.

Time has taught me that I don't have to wait for anyone except express delivery.

When you meet a girl you like, you should be brave to express your love. Only when you take the initiative can you know that she has her name.

Opportunities are reserved for those who are prepared. Those who have no opportunities should not prepare blindly.

Those who have really worked hard will understand how important talent is.

As the saying goes, a man who has no foresight must be rich.

Life will make you suffer for a while. After you get used to it, it will make you suffer for a lifetime.

Whether it is a white hat or a black hat, it is not a good hat that will turn green.

The worst is never just today, but also your future.

Is money really that important to you? I've been talking for more than three hours, and I haven't lowered a penny.

Staying up late is bad for your health. It is recommended to stay up all night.

It doesn't matter whether the twisted melon is sweet or not, as long as it can quench thirst.

There is only one kind of worry when you are not full, and there are countless worries when you are full.

I mustered up courage to face the reality, but found that courage is really just gas.

Because I'm poor, I dare not even care about you. I'm afraid you might as well make a huge sum of money if you want to ask for help.

I am a fish with pickled cabbage, which is both sour and vegetable.

I had schizophrenia, but now we have recovered.

When you play with your mobile phone for a long time, you should rest your eyes and look out of the window to think about why you are so poor.

I always thought that I would step back, but I didn't expect to fall down.

Life will not abandon you, but it will not let you go.

Please cherish those who have hurt you. After all, others are too lazy to hurt you.

After experiencing a lot of hardships, others are happy after suffering, but you have just come after suffering.

The difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, while people sometimes are not people.

Life is not only the immediate pressure, but also the disaster behind it.

Rome wasn't built in a day. Three layers of belly wasn't built in a day.

There is no straight man. As long as you look good enough, you can become bent.

Do you think today is the worst day? Tomorrow will change your opinion.

Nothing is happier than sleeping late, except getting up late.

If a person is good, he can do every line, every line, every line.

Difficulties are like springs. If you are weak, they will be strong. If you are strong, they will be stronger.

Let hard work become a habit, water the future with sweat, and then dehydrate to death.

If you like a girl, work hard to earn more money, and then pay more.

I am typing..., which has given me hope and disappointment.

If you work harder, you will get more blows.

It doesn't matter that you are short and poor now. You should believe that one day you will become short and poor

Because of his introverted personality, he has been unable to do such things as rushing to pay the bill.

56 nationalities, 55 extra points.

Your father must work very hard to make you look effortless.

If there is any truth in the world, it is deserved!

Ugly Why? I can't see it myself. It's you who are disgusting!

Because I'm poor, I dare not even care about you. I'm afraid you might as well make a huge sum of money if you want to ask for help.

Only those who have worked hard know how important the background is!

Are you afraid of being laughed at if you don't look good? Don't worry, it's the same with good clothes.

It's not shameful to sell your soul. What's shameful is that you didn't get a good price.

The aunt who spread pancakes said that she earned thirty thousand yuan a month, and you are not short of an egg.

Live a good life. Every day will bring a new blow.

There was a period of love, called love for oneself.

You can't always look at what you don't have. Look more at what you have. Forget it. Close your eyes.

Nothing is happier than sleeping late, except getting up late.

Go ahead with a smile. No one wants to go back alive when he comes to this world.

As long as you keep learning every day, the final victory must belong to the person who plays well in the examination room.

I am happy for you if you are doing well, but I am happy for the whole world if you are not doing well.

Rome wasn't built in a day, but it's not difficult to empty your wallet.

You will never know which of your friends will become the next WeChat business.

Recently, I have changed from the bad habit of staying up late to staying up all night.

Go out and start your own business when you have less money to work for. It is guaranteed that you will lose all your money.

No matter what kind of alienation we become, a red envelope can return to the original.

You are not so miserable. People who are miserable don't have mobile phones.

Don't say sorry to me, because I can neither forgive you nor stab you to death.

God is fair. If he gives you an ugly face, he will definitely give you a poor family.

He likes your plain face, which must be beautiful.

If people decide to abandon themselves, they will live happily.

I used to be poor but happy. Now it is different from the past, not only poor but also unhappy.

Everything is going up, that is, people are becoming more and more cheap.

Go to bed early, because the person you like has already fallen asleep with others.

The world is so big, I want to see if there are plastic bottles.

What you have now is never yours, because you will lose it in the future.

It's not my fault that I'm ugly, but I'm in a hurry when I land.

I used to live on my face, but I almost starved to death before giving up.

I will see the parents of the other party tomorrow. I'm so nervous. After all, I beat their children first.

Soul chicken soup is a small dish for people who are used to eating abalone, shark's fin and belly. Does the loser think that drinking a bowl of chicken soup will improve nutrition in an all-round way?

With a lofty ambition, you can't bind a chicken with your hands.

According to analysis, the root cause of extramarital love is marriage.

For ugly people, it is cruel to look closely.

Only by carrying the blame for the leader more often will the leader treat you as a fool.

If there is any truth in the world, it is deserved!

You are like the sun in the blue sky, which can't be seen directly.

Soul chicken soup is a small dish for people who are used to eating abalone, shark's fin and belly. Does the loser think that drinking a bowl of chicken soup will improve nutrition in an all-round way?

When you see others on their way to success, ask yourself if you don't want to be a stumbling block on their way to success?

The most devastating thing in the exam is to see a question, vaguely remember the teacher said, but clearly remember that I did not listen.

There is nothing in the world that money can't solve. If there is, it's your lack of money.

There is no cold person at all. It's not you who is warm!

Running freely with the wind is the direction, but I forget that my legs are short and have no strength.

Why do parents only look at scores? crap! Can they understand the subject?

If you use it skillfully, you can save 80% of your life.

Time will save you enough disappointment and tell you not to thank you.

Be nice to your girlfriend in the future. After all, she is blind and can't be hurt any more.

You are always so stingy. You have broken several doors.

Don't always scold iron for not making steel. You forget that iron can't make steel.

Some people have a shiny surface, but in fact, the boat socks have slipped to the foot plate.

They are also salty fish. Why can others turn over while you are stuck in the pan?

Gold always shines, but you are just fat.

You can't do two points, neither can you do this, nor can you do that.

Others are just playing fat, while you are ugly and serious.

It doesn't matter if you fail in the college entrance examination. There will be more failures waiting for you in the future.

Only age and fat can get something for nothing.

I used to live on my face, but then I almost starved to death

There are so many mental disabilities in the world, but you have become the best.

For the poor, if life is not tired, it is not called life!

If you don't do useless things, why should you spend your life?

As long as you choose the right direction in life, you will succeed easily. Let's congratulate you on the easy way.

Dogs are man's best friends. But dog's best friend is shit.

When you need help most, only ghosts will help you.

There is no cold person at all. It's not you who is warm!

The one with wings may not be an angel, but a thunderbolt.

A lazy crowd wears small clothes, and their salary is naturally cool.

I don't know how many peaks you can cross before you succeed. Anyway, you can't escape two peaks sooner or later.

If you see me looking bad on New Year's Day, don't think too much. You forgot to give me a red envelope.

It's all right after dropping my mobile phone so many times. I think my height saved it.

Are you afraid of being laughed at if you don't look good? Don't worry, it's the same with good clothes.

With a lofty ambition, you can't bind a chicken with your hands.

I made a plan for the holiday, and only finished P after half the summer vacation because of the lan.

Young and young leave home and return home, and learn a lot of Sao dialect.

Work hard, every difficulty will overcome me.

Welcome the God of Wealth on the fifth day of the first month. It's all about the rich. Go to bed.

There is no cold person at all. It's not you who is warm!

Everyone else's girlfriend will be angry, but your girlfriend is still inflating.

I thought tomorrow would be better, and then I looked forward to tomorrow every day.

Life will make you suffer for a while. After you get used to it, it will make you suffer for a lifetime.

Laughing girls always have more crow's feet than others.

There are so many mental disabilities in the world, but you have become the best.

After years of hard work, although there is no gain, you are in debt!

We agreed to go to Baitou together, but you secretly baked oil.

If you don't marry and I don't marry ten years later, that's too sad!

I really envy your skin. How can you maintain it so thick?

When I think of you, my ugly face smiles.

Even if you charge for two hours, no one will talk to you for five minutes.

Another day has passed, how is it? Is the dream more distant?

Are you good at any sports? "Escape from reality".

You went home early these two days. Recently, you stole many pigs. I'm afraid you will have an accident.

Yesterday a thief came to my house to steal money. We searched together all night.

Your plan is like a snack. After eating it, it will be a fart.

You can't wake someone who doesn't return your message, but red envelopes can.

A girl asked me to borrow money for cosmetic surgery, which was very successful. I didn't recognize who asked me to borrow the money again.

If being rich is also a mistake, I would rather make mistakes again and again.

If one day you find yourself getting rich overnight, slap yourself. Wake up and don't be late for work.

It's said that it's raining in your city. I don't know if you have an umbrella. If you take this rain, it will be white.

It takes ten minutes to listen to you.

Don't worry, everything is the worst arrangement.

When you are in love, you will feel like taking drugs. When you break up, you will feel like giving up drugs.

If others play pig and eat tiger, you can only play pig.

The early bird catches the worm, but you are the worm.

If people decide to abandon themselves, they will live happily.

The world laughs at my madness. I laugh at how quickly the world can see it.

If you lend money to your friend, he will surely remember you when he is short of money next time.

Young people, it's nothing to have no money now. There will be many days without money in the future.

Choice is more important than hard work, so I choose not to work hard.

You can be as lazy as a pig, but not as lazy as a pig.

Emotion can be run in if you look at your face.

You haven't viewed the world. Where does your world view come from?

If you don't leave, I will die.

When I was a child, I hated eating and sleeping. Now I think it's really cheap.

Although you can no longer grow tall, you can continue to gain weight.

Don't lose weight. You are ugly not only because you are fat.

The biggest advantage of blind date is that if the marriage goes wrong in the future, you can shift the responsibility to the matchmaker.

Everyone praises you for your beauty. There are traces of PS.

Some people appear in your life to tell you how deceitful you are!

Don't be afraid of myopia, because in front of you, there is nothing but failure.

I hate two kinds of people most when driving. One is the person who likes to jam, the other is the person who doesn't let me jam.

When leaders are in a meeting, we should keep quiet. It is impolite to disturb others to sleep.

Money can't buy happiness, it must be that your money is too little!

The dark night will never mistreat those who sleep late. It will give you dark circles under your eyes and a body that is about to die suddenly.

He who covets small profits cannot achieve great things.

The moon represents my heart, pitted and cold?

Don't stay up too late. It hurts your phone to stay up late.

I finally got used to my appearance, cut my hair and changed my ugly way.

What is the most crowded bus you have ever taken? Just passing by, I was crowded into the car.

We are good friends. If you fall down, I will help you up, but wait until I finish laughing.

The three steps of encountering difficulties, face it and deal with it, and abandon it.

If it is a blessing to suffer losses, I might have been as lucky as the East China Sea.

Love really needs courage to accept, no one loves again and again.

If there is any truth in the world, it is deserved!

You think you are a worm that can turn into a butterfly, but you are just a maggot.

If you fall, then find a comfortable position to lie down.

If you can't bear it, you can bear it again.

I hope that some things can be solved by myself, not by myself, but by myself.

You work so hard every day and endure so much loneliness and pain. But I haven't seen how excellent you are!

There is no straight man. As long as you look good enough, you can become bent.

When you doubt life, in fact, this is your life.

The person who gives you a thumbs up may not be praising you, but may be aiming at you with a gun.

I think lovelorn is not terrible, blind is terrible.

If my life is a movie, then you are a pop-up advertisement.

Complaining won't change your life, but money can!

Your father must work very hard to make you look effortless.

Failure is not terrible, but you still believe it.

I have reached the legal age for marriage. When I went to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get the certificate, did my wife bring it or wait for them to send it?

I know it's wrong to waste time, but it's really enjoyable.

I'd rather not talk and look like a fool than open my mouth to prove that I am.

He tried to cheer up, but accidentally killed him.

Only the vending machine has left lights for you in the middle of the night.

I tried to disappear, but no one asked.

Even if it is salted fish, you are not the saltiest one.

Let's lose weight. It's faster to lose weight, faster to rebound, slower to give up.

You are always so stingy. You have broken several doors.

Everyone praises me for being virtuous, and I can do nothing at leisure.

No one can make you give up your dream. If you try it yourself, you will give up.

Time will save you enough disappointment and tell you not to thank you.

Many people like to make a mountain out of a molehill in life. In fact, it is really unnecessary to think about how to deal with a mountain out of a molehill.

Don't think that everyone around you is targeting you. When you think about it, the whole world is targeting you.

Don't put things off until tomorrow. The day after tomorrow is a good day.

Look in the mirror when you are looking good. After all, this illusion is not everyday.

Others say that I can't help the mud on the wall, but why should I go on the wall? Is it uncomfortable to lie on the ground?

You are like my sunshine, which is dazzling.

If you are not happy with your money, you are spending it in the wrong way.

Failure is not terrible. What is terrible is that you still believe this sentence.

I haven't fallen into the peach trap for so many years. It's just two words. I don't have money.

Every time you spend money, you say your wallet is dripping blood, but your wallet has lost too much blood and died.

Come on, boys! As long as you work hard, your boss will succeed.

Losing weight is a big thing. Let me have enough food first, and then make a good plan.

In fact, you are not ugly, but you are not obviously beautiful.

I want to know you again, starting with your name. What's your name?

Before doing the question, think about the intention of the question maker. I think he wants me dead.

There are no secret admirers, but there are many people who want to assassinate.

My goal is to have a house at the age of 30, and now I am 30 years old.

During the interview, they asked you to have a chat, but it was really just a chat.

There are so many mental disabilities in the world, but you have become the best.

Fat people don't starve to death. Hungry people are also fat people.

It is not because we see hope that we persist, but because we persist that we know there is no hope.

When others review books, they will understand them just by looking at them. I will open them by looking at them.

Let's lose weight. It's faster to lose weight, faster to rebound, slower to give up.

Don't always be so narcissistic. Beautiful women look at you more because you are so ugly.

He tried to cheer up, but accidentally killed him.

People fall in love by looking romantic and burning money, while you are blind by the other person.

You are not so insecure, because no money is the safest.

For ugly people, it is cruel to look closely.

All stories will have an end, only life with you.

Escape can't solve the problem. You can't solve it without escaping.

If you like a person, you should confess. What if it becomes a spare tire?

Since you have already swept the world behind you, why turn around and mess around.

Why do Chinese people have to choose a good day to get married? Because after getting married, there will be no good life!

Intermittent complacency, continuous mixed eating and death.

You are not so insecure, because no money is the safest.

What I said made you cry, please tell me, I say it again.

Shushan has its own way. It's your fault that you don't have a rich life.

I met you at the most beautiful age. I want to say that I was really unlucky!

You can rely on your face, but you rely on your talent. This is the difference between you and Mingming.

If you become a spare tire, please forget that you are also a jack.

Work, love and life are not smooth? Look in the mirror and you will understand many things.

Early to bed and early to rise is good for health, but late to bed and late to rise is really good for mood.

Now the tears are all the water in my head.

All roads lead to Rome, and each has a toll station.

Although the brain and intestines are very similar, you can't always use it to hold shit!

I want to know you again, starting with your name. What's your name?

The past can't be looked back, because you have no past that you can look back on.

You must dare to love and hate to find your love and hate. Others really don't care.

Don't think you have nothing, at least you are ugly!

God is fair. If he gives you an ugly face, he will definitely give you a poor family.

Believe if you believe, or not, and return the whole WeChat.

It doesn't matter if you are single. There will be a long time to be single in the future.

When you feel uncomfortable, touch your chest and tell yourself that you are a man and should be strong.

Everyone else's girlfriend will be angry, but your girlfriend is still inflating.

After experiencing a lot of hardships, others are happy after suffering, but you have just come after suffering.

Only when you eat bitterly can you know how hard it is.

If you have something to tell me, I can't solve it anyway.

There are so many mental disabilities in the world, but you have become the best.

Come to me when you have no money. Let me tell you how to live without money.

The boss who talks about money with you is a good man. He who talks about ideals with you doesn't want to give you money!

Even if you charge for two hours, no one will talk to you for five minutes.

Don't think that the world will turn faster without you.

You will never know which of your friends will become the next WeChat business.

I always figure out a lot of things in the early morning and forget everything after dawn.

No one looks down on you, because no one looks at you at all.

It doesn't matter that you are short and poor now. You should believe that one day you will become short and poor

Why can you live like a retarded, but I can't.

As long as I eat fast enough, I will never catch up with my weight!

It's said that the Ghost Gate is about to open in July. You are not alone at all.

Love is a double-edged sword. One side cuts you very hard, and the other side also cuts you very hard.

In fact, you also have the ability to lose weight.

The time has come for all contradictions to be resolved with the words "celebrate the New Year".

In this final exam, I will tell you how many people there are in our grade.

Let's lose weight. It's faster to lose weight, faster to rebound, slower to give up.

If you can't get rich overnight, you can do it for two nights, and I can do it for three nights.

If you rob a bank, no matter success or failure, you will not have to work in the next ten years.

Everyone wants to save the world, but no one helps his mother wash the dishes.

You can't afford a beautiful bag, and interesting souls can't afford you.

I met you at the most beautiful age. I want to say that I was really unlucky!

Everyone else has a background, but I only have my back.

One cannot lower his noble head, except when picking up money.

Ask Qu to be so clear, only poison soup and live water come!

Gui is not the defect of iPhone, poor is your defect.

People who used to think that they depended on relationships must be very incompetent. After contacting them, they found that they were better than me in everything.

I tried to disappear, but no one asked.

My friend said he would lend you 20 yuan. After borrowing the money, I learned that some people will live forever.

I'm afraid that you will be mediocre in your life and comfort yourself that you are ordinary and valuable.

The teacher doesn't need to change my seat. Anyhow, I can talk about where I sit.

Don't say it's love at first sight, but it's just love at first sight.

Eat fish tonight. I think you are very picky.

If there is no accident on Valentine's Day, you can live alone. If there is an accident, you can live in the hospital.

A fierce look at you is not good. A careful look is better than a fierce look.

What wakes me up every day is not the ideal, but the music of the square dance downstairs.

The child is either stupid or has a wrong way of learning. Isn't it stupid to find wrong learning methods?

The time is not to get up, but to see how long you can sleep.

Shushan has its own way. It's your fault that you don't have a rich life.

Why do Chinese people have to choose a good day to get married? Because after getting married, there will be no good life!

I met my classmates in primary school yesterday. Unexpectedly, he did such a bad job. He only put a dollar into my bowl.

If my life is a movie, then you are a pop-up advertisement.

You are never lonely, because you don't want to make friends with you even when you are lonely.

It is too noisy to wake up during the day and too quiet to sleep at night.

Staying up late is bad for your health. It is recommended to stay up all night.

No matter how good your makeup is, it can't cover your ugly after removing it.

What is an April Fool's Day confession? Tomb sweeping Day confession is the king's way. If you fail, you can also say that you are possessed by a ghost!

According to analysis, the root cause of extramarital love is marriage.

I never hold grudges. I usually take revenge on the spot.

If you look the same as the selfie, why don't you have a boyfriend.

The paste is not on the desk, but in your mind.

It is not difficult to be a good man for one day, but it is difficult to be a rich man for a lifetime.

Nothing can defeat you, because you have never succeeded.

Come to me when you have no money. Let me tell you how to live without money.

It's OK to scold you at ordinary times. I have to wait until I hit you to know that I am both civil and martial.

Some young people create their own image of high-end income through high-end consumption.

If you are ugly, you should exercise more, so that you can beat others when they say you are ugly.

When leaders are in a meeting, we should keep quiet. It is impolite to disturb others to sleep.

When I am angry, you must coax me and buy me food. I'll kill you when I'm full.

Yesterday a thief came to my house to steal money. We searched together all night.

To lose weight is to prove to my mother that not only fat can't find objects, but also thin can't find objects!

There are no secret admirers, but there are many people who want to assassinate.

When you love someone, you must tell her so that you can know how much she hates you.

Mass blessings and single digit red envelopes are soulless.

If you are ugly, you should study more so that you can have money for cosmetic surgery.

When you feel uncomfortable, touch your chest and tell yourself that you are a man and should be strong.

Learning makes people happy; not learning makes people happier.

You say you are ugly. I think you are not only ugly, but also telling the truth.

There is no unprovoked love, no unprovoked hate in the world, but TM has unprovoked fat!

You are very creative and courageous.

Don't complain about the miserable experience of the present, which is far from the future.

If one day I disappear, even if my friends and lovers will not find me, the bank will also find me crazily.

Life is not only about the present, but also about the poems that can't be read and the distance that can't be reached.

Women conquer men with silk stockings, and men conquer banks with silk stockings.

Every man dies, either lighter or heavier than a feather.

56 nationalities, 55 extra points.

Suddenly, I found that the first thing to get up is to touch the phone, and the last thing to put down the phone before going to bed.

You look serious, just like the film on the overpass.

The time is not to get up, but to see how long you can sleep.

Are you good at any sports? "Escape from reality".

Believe in yourself. You can't do what others can.

Life is short, and I'm fucking lazy.

You must have been a plastic bag in your previous life. You can only carry plastic bags.

It is only after suffering that we know that there is no bitterest, only more bitter.

Rich, full of fat.

It's funny when someone smiles.

Commitment is like farting. It was earth shattering at that time, and then it became powerless.

Every time I look at the poor travel log, I feel that if I am poor, I should not go out to surf.

Playing mahjong is three times short of one, and fighting landlords is two times short of one. Why do I still need one when I'm in love?

Sometimes, as long as you make up your mind to do something, the world will hold you back.

Distance produces not beauty, but a third party.

You are just a sugar cane man. It's sweet at the beginning, but it's full of slag in the back.

What is an April Fool's Day confession? Tomb sweeping Day confession is the king's way. If you fail, you can also say that you are possessed by a ghost!

The garbage is still picked up by my parents. How about you?

When you meet someone you like, you should pursue them bravely, so that you can know that there is more than one person who rejects you.

If you work harder, you will get more blows.

There is nothing in the world that money can't solve. If there is, it's your lack of money.

Why do Chinese people have to choose a good day to get married? Because after getting married, there will be no good life!

The girls nowadays are so outrageous. They can't see the career line even though their neckline is so low

When quarreling with an object, don't investigate the cause of the quarrel first, but find out how he is emboldened.

Commitment is like farting. It was earth shattering at that time, and then it became powerless.

Another day has passed, how is it? Is the dream more distant?

It doesn't matter if you are bitter now. As long as you are alive, something good will happen to others.

Once the sea was dry and the rocks were crumbling, but it was not easy to get together and disperse.

Beauty fades, but folly lasts~

There are no unsolvable problems, but there are unsolvable problems.

Go out more while you are young, or you won't know how good it is to stay at home.

All those who complain about social injustice and system can only be translated into one sentence: please give me money, women and social status.

I'm not Zhuge Liang, and I don't have a straw boat, but why do you keep coming to me?

You are just a sugar cane man. It's sweet at the beginning, but it's full of slag in the back.

Do you think you are Cinderella? Please don't dream, she is the daughter of the count.

Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first or I hang up first.

It's not my fault that I'm ugly, but I'm in a hurry when I land.

A person's longest love history is probably narcissism.

As the saying goes, disasters never come singly. It can be seen that even disasters are accompanied. Look at you again.

I only have eyes for you, because your big face makes me unable to see others.

After breaking through the bottleneck, we found that there were bottle caps.

I just want to talk to you about the past, but you ask me if I want to buy it.

Only the vending machine has left lights for you in the middle of the night.

Maybe sleep is the real form of human activity. No wonder I always can't wake up.

99% of the things in the world can be solved with money, and the remaining 1% needs more money.

When you are in love, you will feel like taking drugs. When you break up, you will feel like giving up drugs.

Where is the best place to see the scenery on National Day? The answer is, circle of friends.

It is not terrible to be poor. What is terrible is that I am the poorest person.

God closed the door for you, and then went to wash and sleep.

It's not that others look down on you, but that others can't see you.

Sometimes, as long as you make up your mind to do something, the world will hold you back.

The first thing is to sleep, stay up all night without rest and lose hair.

I hope that some things can be solved by myself, not by myself, but by myself.

Who says I can't play musical instruments? I'm good at quitting.

If you are all right, it's OK~

Crazy farting in a taxi can greatly reduce the probability that the driver will take you around.

People need to work hard. After you work hard, you will find that you are really ordinary.

For the poor, if life is not tired, it is not called life!

A girl's introduction: a hooligan in thought, a good girl in life. However, it gives me the feeling that I am ugly and lively.

The operation is as fierce as a tiger, and the salary is twenty-five thousand.

It doesn't matter whether the twisted melon is sweet or not, as long as it can quench thirst.

There will be fog when you reach the mountain, and it will sink when you reach the bridge.

Rich, full of fat.

Squat down and touch your own shadow. I'm sorry, you've been wronged by following me.

People should have dreams, even if it is salted fish, they should also make the saltiest one.

If life deceives you, don't lose heart, because tomorrow is the same

The only thing more terrible than loneliness is being known that you are lonely.

It doesn't matter who you are. What matters is what you want to do when you break into my life?

When others pick up girls after work, you meet them after work.

During the interview, they asked you to have a chat, but it was really just a chat.

There will be fog when you reach the mountain, and it will sink when you reach the bridge.

I watched you step onto the stage with my own eyes. I don't know whether you are going to make a fool of yourself or not.

It's not that the road is rough, but that you can't.

From today on, I will be tortured by three aunts and eight aunts.

If you are willing to peel off my heart layer by layer, you will find that I am lacking in heart.

I don't want to be stabbed in two directions, but I am often stabbed in two directions.

You think you are a worm that can turn into a butterfly, but you are just a maggot.

I have a friend who stopped complaining and began to work hard. After several years, he still looks like a bird.

The first thing is to sleep, stay up all night without rest and lose hair.

The world is so big, I want to see where it is convenient to beg!

People who used to think that they depended on relationships must be very incompetent. After contacting them, they found that they were better than me in everything.

Although others seem to be doing well, they are actually doing well behind their backs.

People who have ulterior motives for you, after all, are also intentions.

Time is like a chest. When you squeeze, you have it. When you lie down, you have it.

It takes ten minutes to listen to you.

Come on, boys! As long as you work hard, your boss will succeed.

It doesn't matter if you are poor. Keep your head up and let everyone see that you are not only poor but also ugly and short.

When you are too old to walk, I will use a wheelchair to push you to the square every day and let you watch me dance with other old men.

I also want to be an elegant lady. It is life that has forced my mother into a shrew.

Poverty is not a state, but a normal state.

Women pretend to be in love by pretending to be in high tide, while men pretend to be in love by pretending to be in high tide.

Many people think they are too tired to live. In fact, they may just sleep too late.

The world is fair. People who are busier than you earn more than you, and people who are busier than you earn less than you.

The stupidest thing I ever did as a child may be looking forward to growing up.

Everyone praises you for your beauty. There are traces of PS.

Don't think God is torturing you, but in fact, God doesn't care about you at all.

Don't lose weight. You are ugly not only because you are fat.

Don't want to fall in love is false, no one is true.

The difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, while people sometimes are not people.

Don't worry, everything is the worst arrangement.

Your present life may not be what you want, but it is definitely your own.

Nothing in the world is difficult except for the rich. Birds of a feather flock together to get rich.

Love at first sight is beautiful. Deliberation is lack of money.

Let hard work become a habit, water the future with sweat, and then dehydrate to death.

I never hold grudges. I usually take revenge on the spot.

If you work harder, you will get more blows.

The rich man's DINK is DINK, and the poor man's DINK is called having no children.

Those who don't make money say they are starting a business.

Growth is the process of turning your crying into silence.

Can your play be less like your money?

The person who gives you a thumbs up may not be praising you, but may be aiming at you with a gun.

Although life is rough, I never yield to fate! I usually bend my knees directly, Orz.

You are my little apple, I hate you! I mean I really want to cut you.

If you lend money to your friend, he will surely remember you when he is short of money next time.

If you have something to tell me, I can't solve it anyway.

Don't say you are a single dog anymore. Dogs are dead at your age.

It's not easy to take a vacation these days. Even the vacation should be in the honor of our ancestors.

Although others seem to be doing well, they are actually doing well behind their backs.

Opportunities are reserved for those who are prepared. Those who have no opportunities should not prepare blindly.

There is no trace of wings in the sky, unless you will lose hair when flying.

What is the biggest disgrace in life? I failed the exam after cheating.

It takes ninety-nine and eighty-one difficulties for a good person to become a Buddha, while a bad person only needs to lay down his butcher's knife.

Far away, in addition to the unknown, there is despair.

In the adult world, nothing is easy except getting fat.

Love is mostly unsuccessful, either suffering from the boredom of getting married, or suffering from the sadness of not getting married.

You can be an ox or a horse, but you should never be a Party B.

The dark night will never mistreat those who sleep late. It will give you dark circles under your eyes and a body that is about to die suddenly.

Everyone else's girlfriend will be angry, but your girlfriend is still inflating.

Your smelly foot was bitten by a poisonous snake. After six hours of rescue, the snake finally came back.

I think lovelorn is not terrible, blind is terrible.

Spring Festival holiday starts from skipping brunch.

Today's young people want to sleep at all times except when they don't want to sleep.

If you have a brain disease, you can be cured. How good you are! You have no brain.

As a typical failure, you are so successful.

When you see others on their way to success, ask yourself if you don't want to be a stumbling block on their way to success?

Don't give up your dream, keep sleeping!

You can rely on your face, but you rely on your talent. This is the difference between you and Mingming.

Fear of ghosts is really naive. Let me show you people's hearts.

You are a princess by your parents, a princess by your men, and a beggar by yourself.

It is better to be uniform in beauty than different in ugliness.

A lazy crowd wears small clothes, and their salary is naturally cool.

Can there be an echo in your memory?

The best you can do is not as good as others.

No matter how good your makeup is, it can't cover your ugly after removing it.

If you want to be your sun, it will warm you when you are happy and kill you when you are unhappy.

Generally, there is no love around the corner, only beggars.

A horse never stops its hooves, and you never stop its mouth.

I had schizophrenia, but now we have recovered.

Nothing can knock people down at once, as long as you are strong enough, it will continue to knock you down!

Every man dies, either lighter or heavier than a feather.

You have never succeeded. What are you afraid of?

People need to work hard. After you work hard, you will find that you are really ordinary.

I want to live in your heart, only to find that it is a community with many neighbors.

If life betrays you, hope is to sell by catty. After all, you are fat.

What is terrible is that you can't solve it.

I have a dream, just a dream.

Life is different from riding a bicycle. Even going downhill will not be easy.

Use 2B to describe you. People don't like pencils.

When I was a child, I hated eating and sleeping. Now I think it's really cheap.

The three steps of encountering difficulties, face it and deal with it, and abandon it.

If one day I disappear, even if my friends and lovers will not find me, the bank will also find me crazily.

If you work hard enough for a long time, you can fail more thoroughly.

Marriage is the reorganization of assets of two families.

When I woke up in the morning, I thought I had grown up. It turned out that the quilt was covered

It doesn't matter if you can't lose weight after a week of exercise, because you can't lose weight after ten weeks of exercise.

No one in the world can live without anyone. Even a fish can be roasted without water.

God closes a security door for you, and also conveniently puts a titanium alloy lock on you.

The beautiful leather bags are the same, and the interesting soul weighs more than 200 kg.

Your vision is not limited to your living environment, but also to your vision.

Even if you charge for two hours, no one will talk to you for five minutes.

When heaven was about to place a great responsibility on these people, he had to work hard first, and then heaven changed his mind.

Emotion can be run in if you look at your face.

I never bullied the weak. Before I bullied him, I didn't know he was weaker than me.

Others care about whether you fly high or tired, but I only care about whether your wings are delicious?

You have to work hard to live, because only by working hard can you know that you really can't do it.

Mass blessings and single digit red envelopes are soulless.

Sir, the money on your card is not enough

My goal is to have a house at the age of 30, and now I am 30 years old.

Give your dreams wings, you can't fly anywhere.

Don't do today's work. If you die tomorrow, you can do it.

Since you have already swept the world behind you, why turn around and mess around.

If the world doesn't want you, you should remember that I still have you, and I don't want you either.

Money can't buy happiness, it must be that your money is too little!

Put wings on your dream. Although it may not fly far, it must fall heavily!

He tried to cheer up, but accidentally killed him.

Don't always feel lonely. Look at the circle of fat on your belly. Haven't you never left?

I have never been to your city, but I have brushed your questions.

No one laughs at your dreams, they just laugh at your strength.

As long as I eat fast enough, I will never catch up with my weight!

There are two tragedies in life, one is not getting what you want, the other is getting what you don't want.

There are two kinds of results when a woman is forced to kiss to express her feelings, one is "pa pa pa", the other is "pa pa pa". This is the gap between Loser and Gao Fushai.

Poverty is only temporary, as long as you work hard, you will find that you will gradually get used to it.

Work hard, every difficulty will overcome me.

A person's longest love history is probably narcissism.

You are like the sun in the blue sky, which can't be seen directly.

Those social elites who are admired by everyone are not as good as you think. But it must be much better than you.

I hate one word most in my life! Especially when you can't do the questions.

Your complicated facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

If you have a large amount of money in front of you and a fan, what does it have to do with you?

Don't talk about being cheated. People at your age are customers.

Sleep until your hand cramps, count your money until you wake up naturally.

Gui is not the defect of iPhone, poor is your defect.

Ma Yun's success has nothing to do with his appearance, Jiang Shang's success has nothing to do with his age, and success has nothing to do with you.

When you feel uncomfortable, touch your chest and tell yourself that you are a man and should be strong.

After everyone's patient persuasion, I finally accepted the fact that I was a fool.

My head is not empty. I am the person who wants to make great achievements, but the chaos is just beginning.

Be nice to your girlfriend in the future. After all, she is blind and can't be hurt any more.

It's a fine day today. I've stayed in my room for a long time. I'm going to the living room to relax.

If you look the same as the selfie, why don't you have a boyfriend.

Putting autumn clothes into trousers and trousers into cotton socks is the minimum respect for winter.

No matter how good your makeup is, it can't cover your ugly after removing it.

He likes your plain face, which must be beautiful.

I don't know what happiness is when I am in happiness? It's just that I am getting fat and becoming a pig. I still think my figure is OK.

I don't want to read, mainly because no one feeds cattle, pigs or sheep at home.

If you use it skillfully, you can save 80% of your life.

It will take you 3 hours to get up and do what you can do in 3 minutes.

My dream when I was a child was to be a hero. I didn't expect that it would be easy to realize it on my mobile phone, and there were many choices.

You are not unprepared for anything. At least you are ready to fail.

There is no trace of wings in the sky, unless you will lose hair when flying.

I think there must be many people who love me secretly, because no one has spoken to me for so many years!

The time has come for all contradictions to be resolved with the words "celebrate the New Year".

People who used to think that they depended on relationships must be very incompetent. After contacting them, they found that they were better than me in everything.

You can't afford a beautiful bag, and interesting souls can't afford you.

Say "You are great" to the mirror every day. Soon, the mirror will become a great mirror.

They laughed at my ugliness, and I laughed at their correctness.

Failure is also a part of success. Where you fall, you are corrupting others.

He likes your plain face, which must be beautiful.

You are like the sun in the blue sky, which can't be seen directly.

Before doing the question, think about the intention of the question maker. I think he wants me dead.

Put wings on your dream. Although it may not fly far, it must fall heavily.

It doesn't matter if you are poor. Keep your head up and let everyone see that you are not only poor but also ugly and short.

Insomnia and sleeplessness may be because your mobile phone still has electricity.

The way you try to talk to him is like a shopping guide in the mall.

The biggest advantage of blind date is that if the marriage goes wrong in the future, you can shift the responsibility to the matchmaker.

As long as I eat fast enough, I will never catch up with my weight!

The so-called review is to reconfirm what you don't know, and you really don't.

It doesn't matter to be a little poor, but more than a little.

I know it's wrong to waste time, but it's really enjoyable.

When I woke up in the morning, I thought I had grown up. It turned out that the quilt was covered

This life is so hard. Don't fight too hard. The next life will be even harder.

It doesn't matter that you are short and poor now. You should believe that one day you will become short and poor

Growth is the process of turning your crying into silence.

If being rich is also a mistake, I would rather make mistakes again and again.

You don't know how to arrange your life. There will be many people who will help you arrange what they need you to do.

Adults are not picky eaters. They will say that I am allergic to this.

Those who don't make money say they are starting a business.

My goal is to have a house at the age of 30, and now I am 30 years old.

The world laughs at my madness. I laugh at how quickly the world can see it.

If you can't get rich overnight, you can do it for two nights, and I can do it for three nights.

Your life is the same as your hairline. It retreats very fast.

There is no straight man. As long as you look good enough, you can become bent.

If you are all right, it's OK~

The boss who talks about money with you is a good man. He who talks about ideals with you doesn't want to give you money!

If you think you are busy every day, it must be your illusion. Dogs must be less busy than you.

I am full of longing for life. Life is far from me.

If friends come from afar, they will be punished.

You should be careful during the Spring Festival. After all, you have to kill pigs during the Spring Festival.

Your life is the same as your hairline. It retreats very fast.

After living for so many years, I found that the only thing I can stick to is charging my mobile phone every day.

Don't think God is torturing you, but in fact, God doesn't care about you at all.

If your friends live a happy life every day, they will not be photographed and sent to the circle of friends.

I find that I can coax girls to sleep. As soon as I send a message, the girl will say I am going to sleep.

I don't want to be stabbed in two directions, but I am often stabbed in two directions.

Yesterday a thief came to my house to steal money. We searched together all night.

If you are ugly, you should study more so that you can have money for cosmetic surgery.

After the Double 11, I changed from a single to a single with heavy debts.

Without you, the world will not turn. It will only turn faster and faster. After all, it is much lighter.

Ten out of ten are unhappy in life!

Even if you fail 99 times, you should try again to round up an integer.

If you are ugly, you should study more so that you can have money for cosmetic surgery.

I saved dandruff for a year just to give you snow.

When happiness knocks on the door, I'm afraid I'm not at home, so I've always been homestead.

Nothing in the world is difficult except for the rich. Birds of a feather flock together to get rich.

It doesn't matter if you have tried hard and failed. It will be better if you try again.

Life is different from riding a bicycle. Even going downhill will not be easy.

You just need to look at others, God has other plans for you.

Who said you don't have perseverance? Don't you insist on being single for decades?

Many times I felt I couldn't hold on, and then I gave up.

People's bodies are full of talent, and your bodies are full of pearl milk tea.

When you know where you are going, the whole world is blocking you up.

Life is bound to give up some people, not you don't care, they don't care.

If you show respect to others, they will advance further.

If a person returns to you in seconds, it only means that he is playing with his mobile phone.

Want to fight? If the mobile phone can be taken off your hand, it is a struggle.

Making money is a kind of ability, spending money is a kind of technology. My ability is limited, but my technology is high.

The exam is so easy, where there is no exam!

Who said you don't have true love? Worries are with you.

When others pick up girls after work, you meet them after work.

Although the brain and intestines are very similar, you can't always use it to hold shit!

Some people appear in your life to tell you how deceitful you are!