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April 22, 2015 Cold jokes collection - penetrating insights

#Setting Tag is a good habit April 22, 2015 Cold jokes collection - insightful insight 1. When you believe that those early childhood education institutions say "Don't let children lose at the starting line", your children have already lost at the starting line, because they are unlucky to have such stupid parents as you

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The collection of cold jokes on July 2, 2015 - the sweater is worn backwards

#Setting Tag is a good habit On July 2, 2015, a collection of cold jokes - the sweater was put on backwards 1. "I always felt that there was an invisible force holding my throat, making me difficult to breathe, and there was always a strange wind behind my neck. Did I meet the legendary..." "Your sweater was put on backwards." "... Oh, thank you."

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14 years ago (2010-12-10)

December 10, 2010 Collection of Cold jokes - the poorest people

#Setting Tag is a good habit On December 10, 2010, a collection of cold jokes - the poorest person 1. – Who is the poorest person in the world? – Artillery Company Cooking Class Soldier! – Why? – Wearing a green hat and carrying a black pot to watch others crack

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14 years ago (2010-11-05)

Collection of Cold jokes on November 5, 2010 - 360 vs QQ

#Setting Tag is a good habit On November 5, 2010, a collection of cold jokes - 360vsQQ 1. The latest news: 360 tried to attack Tencent's server, but Tencent survived because it installed 360. At present, 360 employees are discussing the next step in the QQ group

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14 years ago (November 21, 2010)

Dispatch Table in Vernacular

#Setting Tag is a good habit Let me tell you something, Uncle Liang: your father hung up on the road when he came out to work; Now the territory is divided into three parts. It seems that we can't cover Yizhou anymore. The world is looking for something to drink. But the bodyguards your father left behind are still very loyal. Those who went out to smash the field don't want to die. These are all for the sake of the money your father gave women in the past, and now he wants to repay. Uncle, now I hope you can be smart, fulfill your father's will, and let the brothers raise their eyebrows

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13 years ago (August 28, 2011)

A collection of cold jokes on August 28, 2011 - son-in-law is too excellent

#Setting Tag is a good habit On August 28, 2011, a collection of cold jokes - son-in-law is too excellent 1. A young man found his girlfriend's father and asked: "Why don't you let your daughter marry me? I don't smoke, don't drink, and can earn a lot of money." "I'm afraid my wife will use you as my model."

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14 years ago (2010-09-20)

September 20, 2010 Cold jokes collection - the name is too long

#Setting Tag is a good habit On September 20, 2010, the collection of cold jokes - the name is too long. 1. The police stopped the speeding people, took out the notice of fine, and asked: "What's your name?" Foreigner: "My name is Sadirs, Lissos, Tom, Dimitris, Kelly Anroboros..." The police: "Come on, don't drive too fast in the future."

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14 years ago (2010-09-24)

September 24, 2010 Cold Jokes Collection - Opening Remuneration

#Setting Tag is a good habit On September 24, 2010, a collection of cold jokes - Opening Rewards 1. A new roast duck shop was opened downstairs. On the opening day, it was written "Opening Rewards: 20 yuan for each guest, 30 per day, seven days in total". Now the reward has passed, and the price has returned to normal. I walked by this morning and saw the big sign saying "18 yuan each". 2. At the university graduation ceremony, there was a project where graduates teamed up to cross a bridge on the lake. With the proud parents and relatives and friends are robbed

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14 years ago (2010-11-01)

100 embarrassing and profound words

#Setting Tag is a good habit 1. Men cheat women, which is called flirting. Women cheat men, called seduction. Men and women cheat each other, called love. 2. Poor people play with cars, rich people play with watches, and Niu Bi works overtime to knock on computers. 3. Carve loneliness on the wine bottle, drink it into the bladder, urinate, and let loneliness spread all over the floor! 4. Using 7% of cultivated land to feed 22% of the world's population is no achievement at all. Look at Japan. It takes 1.5% of the world's population to produce 90% of the world's hair pieces

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14 years ago (2011-01-06)

IT professionals pay attention to drinking together

#Setting Tag is a good habit Everyone is drinking beer, and you are seated... You pour yourself a coke, which is called low configuration. You pour yourself a glass of beer, which is called standard configuration. You pour yourself a cup of tea. The color of the tea is the same as that of beer. This is called a Trojan Horse. You pour yourself a cup of coke and a few drops of vinegar. Not only is it the same color as beer, but it doesn't emit heat and bubbles. This is called a super trojan horse. Your colleague poured you a glass of white wine, which is called recommended configuration

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13 years ago (2011-07-01)

Classic jokes on Weibo in June

#Setting Tag is a good habit 1. A guy had a very good relationship with his female deskmate in high school. Once he asked her: "How much traffic do you have a month

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13 years ago (2011-08-07)

Collection of Cold jokes on August 7, 2011 - ID type

#Setting Tag is a good habit On August 7, 2011, a collection of cold jokes - ID type 1. In the bank, a customer was filling in an account opening application form, and the security guard reminded the customer that he had filled in the wrong form. The customer glared angrily, and the security guard walked away angrily. I was very curious to receive the customer application form, and the ID type column was marked "rectangle"

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13 years ago (2011-09-05)

September 5, 2011 Cold Jokes Collection - What about Other Mothers

#Setting Tag is a good habit The QQ signature just changed this morning: "I realized the nightmare of few schools some time ago... and now school is" starting "... I want to dig Freud's grave again..."... Then only the first piece of content that doesn't count as a joke is new today... o(╯□╰)o...

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14 years ago (2010-11-07)

November 7, 2010 Cold jokes collection perfume

#Setting Tag is a good habit A collection of cold jokes on November 7, 2010 - Perfume 1. One day, in a dormitory. Chief: My perfume is missing! Please help find it! People: Do you still use perfume?? What brand?? Chief: SIX GOD, I only use that. People: Niubi, I haven't heard of it. What's it like? Shezhang: Who took the six gods' toilet water? Everyone:

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14 years ago (2010-11-19)

Collection of Cold Jokes on November 19, 2010 - Legacy

#Setting Tag is a good habit Collection of Cold jokes on November 19, 2010 - Heritage 1. A man's grandmother died, leaving him a large inheritance! The man cried sadly when he read Grandma's posthumous note! The suicide note said: "The passbook is in the password box, the password box is in the safe, and the key of the safe is in the passbook."

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14 years ago (2010-10-07)

A resignation letter from her boyfriend and her girlfriend's reply

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14 years ago (2011-02-15)

Super bragging post: IT experts

#Setting Tag is a good habit 1. My CPU is welded by one capacitor! What a big pile... hahaha! 2. The one upstairs is very powerful. It took me a whole night to carve an operating system on my hard disk with a knife. I want to learn from you

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