Everyone is equal before HR
When looking for a job, do you think you
Every interview performance is impeccable
（ ⚠️ First level slapping warning)
In fact, a little carelessness will make you black by hr
Welcome to QiuZhao series——
New Year's Suicide Job Hunting Atlas
This article synthesizes the testimonies of several HR with rich recruitment experience
If you see yourself, it's a coincidence
Don't change it!!!
1、 Overlord president type
Let you tell HR directly when introducing yourself
"My experience and resume have been written, you can take a look first“
I met an American student studying design
No USB flash drive/computer/works collection
"There are all on the Internet. Go and see for yourself."
What does Senmo mean? Are you interviewing me?
We're not looking for a CEO. We're not looking for a father
2、 Resume repeating machine
The essence of human being is a repeater
The interviewer is honest
Introduce yourself for 2 minutes
I read all my resume
Focus, Ball Ball
HR is not Xiaolong (deaf) shrimp (blind)
3、 Void clone
100 students coming for interview
The beginning of 90 must be
"Hello, my name is xxx. I graduated from xx University with a major of xx
I've done xx xx xx
Xxx in the first/second/third job“
No matter how good the school background is
Then excuse me What's the difference between you and the student who just went out?
4、 Brainwashing and boasting type
I just want to know if you made up this project
You don't need to introduce the project from the first day to the last day
Many projects have gone up in the sky
But just don't tell me——
You, to the end, to the end, to do, to what
You look like Amway
It's very like the external dithering
5、 Idol drama type amnesia
"Tell me more about how to establish a good relationship with customers
Drive the sales of department products
"Well, it was to visit customers regularly and then“
"How many customers have you visited, and have you encountered any difficulties?"
"Well, I can't remember clearly“
HR：???
How about treating amnesia first?
6、 Anti reconnaissance type
Write your complete plan in your resume
Complete operation idea
Asked how the plan was specifically done
A look of alarm (no):
Are you really interested or do you want to know (steal) my plan?
You wrote it in your resume
Is there a difference between "can ask" and "can't ask"?
7、 Confused Little White Rabbit
After the job fair
I met a little girl
I tactfully said that it may not be suitable for the job requirements
With a blank face, he asked me:
What do you think I am suitable for?
8、 Jiang Yiyan type
Meet a project manager
Ask him how to do project management
Very frankly
"The division of labor of the team has been well divided
Everyone does his own thing "
Forward this Jiang Yiyan
You accept the award for what others do
9、 Daydream type
Half way through the interview
Suddenly, he frowned and told me
The work content is different from what I thought at first
Excuse me?
Didn't you read JD in 10 seconds before sending your resume?
The job title and job content are clear
Resubmission is not the least etiquette
10、 Think too much
Ask me after the interview
"My salary is 15k, can you give it“
”Does the company have annual overseas travel? “
HR just wants to tell you:
Wake up! You think too much!
Top ten "Suicide interview performance" Each one is a real case that interviewers have encountered. If you see yourself, change it quickly!
