A wave of toxic chicken soup, please bring your own antidote
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They all say that money is a bastard, but it's really beautiful. -
How touching it was at the beginning, there will be more than ten thousand disasters later. -
There are two kinds of people who are the dumbest in the world, one is you, the other is like you. -
Love really needs courage to accept, no one loves again and again. -
I was poor, so the National Day at home, to avoid a festival. -
Why is God always jealous of talents? Because nobody cares how long a fool lives. -
When you need help most, only ghosts will help you. -
I'm not Zhuge Liang, and I don't have a straw boat, but why do you keep coming to me? -
Thanks to those who knocked me down on the road ahead, because it's really comfortable to lie down. -
I mustered up courage to face the reality, but found that courage is really just gas. -
A lazy crowd wears small clothes, and their salary is naturally cool. -
Stupidity is not so terrible. After all, jellyfish have no brains and have lived for 600 million years. -
Love at first sight is beautiful. Deliberation is lack of money. -
I thought I could get hold of my little sister by holding her hand, but I didn't expect her to be Thousand Hand Avalokitesvara. -
Work hard if you are poor! If you don't work hard, how can you be in debt. -
If you don't give up one second, you will be even more desperate next time. -
Where is the best place to see the scenery on National Day? The answer is, circle of friends. -
National Day, where are you stuck? -
Time is a butcher's knife, but he has no way to get ugly people. -
You can't wake someone who doesn't return your message, but red envelopes can. -
Failure is not terrible. What is terrible is that you still believe this sentence. -
I was poor before I was 38, but I will get used to it later! -
Don't be too confident. You may trust the wrong person. -
There was no way in the world. When there were more people walking, the teacher began to call the roll. -
It's not that people make fun of you, but that you are the joke itself! -
I have taken more selfies with my beautiful mobile phone, and I don't know how ugly I am. -
My head is not empty. I am the person who wants to make great achievements, but the chaos is just beginning. -
How great is being rich? Being rich is really amazing. -
Work, love and life are not smooth? Look in the mirror and you will understand many things. -
When quarreling with an object, don't investigate the cause of the quarrel first, but find out how he is emboldened. -
Sleep until your hand cramps, count your money until you wake up naturally. -
When you meet a girl you like, you should be brave to express your love. Only when you take the initiative can you know that she has her name. -
The moon represents my heart, pitted and cold. -
The friendship between girls is like a plastic flower, which is fake but never withers. -
When I woke up in the morning, I thought I had grown up. It turned out that the quilt was covered -
How do you know that you are not the result of your parents' contraceptive failure? -
Although I earn less, I save more. Yesterday Ferrari saved more than two million yuan. -
Why God closes the door for you is not because you are invisible. -
Don't think that the world will turn faster without you. -
Many people like to make a mountain out of a molehill in life. In fact, it is really unnecessary to think about how to deal with a mountain out of a molehill. -
My social phobia mainly comes from low income. -
It's not that others look down on you, but that others can't see you. -
The boss said that as long as we work hard, he can change Maserati next year. -
Nothing is happier than sleeping late, except getting up late. -
Heart pricking? Does not exist! Where does the heart not pierce? -
You are always so stingy. You have broken several doors. -
You give grass a little love, grass also gives you a green! -
As long as I eat fast enough, I will never catch up with my weight! -
People who have ulterior motives for you, after all, are also intentions. -
It doesn't matter whether you are beautiful or not. The beauty you want is the real beauty! -
There is only one kind of worry when you are not full, and there are countless worries when you are full. -
Life polishes your edges and corners to make you roll farther. -
Don't always be so narcissistic. Beautiful women look at you more because you are so ugly. -
If you suffer, don't drink water, or you will become dirty. -
You'd better not keep me in mind. I don't like places with many people. -
The right ear should be used when listening to the results, because the left ear is close to the heart, which may lead to sudden death. -
Every time you want to save money, your IQ will reach its peak! -
Whenever I take a brave step, God will timely and generously pave the way for me to go downhill. -
When I make friends, I never care whether he has money or not. Anyway, he is not as poor as me. -
When you love someone, you must tell her so that you can know how much she hates you. -
The beautiful leather bags are the same, and the interesting soul weighs more than 200 kg. -
Gui is not the defect of iPhone, poor is your defect. -
Don't say sorry to me, because I can neither forgive you nor stab you to death. -
The aunt who spread pancakes said that she earned thirty thousand yuan a month, and you are not short of an egg. -
The man riding a white horse may not be a prince, but a monk from the Tang Dynasty! -
You are a serious person. You help others conscientiously and try all the mistakes. -
You say you are ugly. I think you are not only ugly, but also telling the truth. -
The garbage is still picked up by my parents. How about you? -
No one can make you give up your dream. If you try it yourself, you will give up. -
Can you be sincere to me? Certainly. I really don't like you. -
Heart is higher than sky, life is thinner than paper. -
Although you are single, you are as fat as two people. -
Maybe sleep is the real form of human activity. No wonder I always can't wake up. -
Difficulties may be late, but never absent. -
When you lose weight, you will find that your ugliness has nothing to do with losing weight. -
Softness of heart is not a disease. It's fatal when you turn around. -
Don't think that everyone around you is targeting you. When you think about it, the whole world is targeting you. -
Money can't buy happiness, it must be that your money is too little! -
If you are not happy with your money, you are spending it in the wrong way. -
Only when you eat bitterly can you know how hard it is. -
When looking for an object, don't just look at the other person's appearance, but first look at your own appearance! -
People's hearts are weak, so don't be tough without strength! -
Once I wanted to be a special person, but now I have succeeded. Now I am very sad and helpless. -
If you want to buy a Porsche Cayenne, please ask the friends who bought it, where did you get your money from! -
Follow your heart, Translation into Chinese is just one word. -
No reply from others. Keep waiting. You will wait for her circle of friends. -
As long as the Kung Fu deep iron pestle is ground into a needle, but the person who really grinds the iron pestle into a needle is absolutely a fool. -
Come back with me. I'll send you my wedding invitation. -
Dreams still have to be there, in case of ghosts? -
Looking back on the past, I didn't go straight once. -
With a lofty ambition, you can't bind a chicken with your hands. -
Although others seem to be doing well, they are actually doing well behind their backs. -
If no one holds hands, I will take the bag. -
Heart is a great poet, but mouth is a poor editor. -
Every time you spend money, you say your wallet is dripping blood, but your wallet has lost too much blood and died. -
The reality is that you have been shot dead on the beach before the front wave started. -
You can't do two points, neither can you do this, nor can you do that. -
My principle, only three words, depends on the mood. -
I don't understand why you should pinch your legs and rub your eyes when something good happens to you. What if you wake up? -
Whether you are two or no two, two is there, no three no four. -
Edison searched for the filament thousands of times to make you a durable light bulb. -
When I eat dirt, I feel that beggars are happier than me. -
If you don't force yourself, you don't know what despair is. -
For the poor, if life is not tired, it is not called life! -
Everyone praises you for your beauty. There are traces of PS. -
As long as you keep learning every day, the final victory must belong to the person who plays well in the examination room. -
When I think of you, my ugly face smiles. -
You can either work very hard or be very smart to barely live a mediocre life. -
When God closes the door for you, he will also pinch your brain. -
Opportunities are always left to those who have the heart and face. -
You are in my heart, just like the stars in the sky. -
Shushan has its own way. It's your fault that you don't have a rich life. -
Every day we should have new expectations, so that we can have new disappointments. -
Did I live for 16 years, or did I live for one day and repeat for 16 years? -
If you think from the perspective of others, one day you will find that you have lost yourself. -
Ugly Why? I can't see it myself. It's you who are disgusting! -
If you have something to tell me, I can't solve it anyway. -
Three minutes is doomed, seven minutes depends on hard work, and 90 minutes depends on face. -
You are not unprepared for anything. At least you are ready to fail. -
I only have eyes for you, because your big face makes me unable to see others. -
No matter how good your makeup is, it can't cover your ugly after removing it. -
I met you at the most beautiful age. I want to say that I was really unlucky! -
You must believe that tomorrow will be better and better to turn you into a dog. -
Nine year compulsory education should open ventriloquism class. After all, there will be too much talk when you grow up. -
Do you live by the sea? Such a wave. -
Those who are good-looking can only be called foodies, while those who are not good-looking can only be called losers. -
If you really want to do something well, the world will stand in your way. -
If I can lose weight through my wild imagination, I may have only my soul left now. -
People need to work hard. After you work hard, you will find that you are really ordinary. -
There are no unsolvable problems, but there are unsolvable problems. -
Thought has given us too much freedom, and we are dragging thoughts down! -
It's said that the Ghost Gate is about to open in July. You are not alone at all. -
Losing weight is a big thing. Let me have enough food first, and then make a good plan. -
I don't want to get married and have children, which is my consciousness as a poor person. -
When you become good enough, you realize that she just doesn't like you. -
If you like a girl, work hard to earn more money, and then pay more. -
I'm not afraid of being poor or ugly, or of being single? -
Everyone wants to go to heaven, but no one wants to die. -
The early bird catches the worm, but you are the worm. -
After a long time of not opening QQ, I found that only Tencent News cared about you. -
Rich people are close to me, rich people are far away from me! -
If you live well, how can I sleep. -
Do you think today is the worst day? Tomorrow will change your opinion. -
There is no obstacle in life, only one obstacle after another. -
The world is so big, I want to see if there are plastic bottles. -
Your beauty is invisible to others, and your ugliness is clear at a glance. -
Young people should not always think about taking shortcuts. Strong parents are the absolute principle. -
You can't break a broken jar. You have to break it hard! -
Your plan is like a snack. After eating it, it will be a fart. -
Only by carrying the blame for the leader more often will the leader treat you as a fool. -
Some people appear in your life to tell you how deceitful you are! -
Don't say you are a single dog. In fact, you may not be as good as a dog -
If the world doesn't want you, you should remember that I still have you, and I don't want you either. -
Give your favorite girl a lipstick. At least she has your sense of participation when kissing others. -
Squat down and touch your own shadow. I'm sorry, you've been wronged by following me. -
Don't think about losing weight all day long. Does your mouth agree with you? -
It doesn't matter that you are short and poor now. You should believe that one day you will become short and poor -
Occasionally, I still have to go out for a walk to know how comfortable I am in bed. -
You don't have nothing. You are still ill. -
When I am angry, you must coax me and buy me food. I'll kill you when I'm full. -
Do you think he likes you because he likes you? It's just a slip of hand. -
Do you love your work? The work will wait for you there. -
If you look the same as the selfie, why don't you have a boyfriend. -
Go out and start your own business when you have less money to work for. It is guaranteed that you will lose all your money. -
When others pick up girls after work, you meet them after work. -
Even if it is salted fish, you are not the saltiest one. -
You are never lonely, because you don't want to make friends with you even when you are lonely. -
If one day I disappear, even if my friends and lovers will not find me, the bank will also find me crazily. -
It's said that it's raining in your city. I don't know if you have an umbrella. If you take this rain, it will be white. -
Everyone else has a background, but I only have my back. -
Don't care about the current low. There is still a long way to go in the future. -
There is no end to learning. -
Don't care too much about the eyes of others, because no one will pay attention to you. -
You can't ignore your ugliness just because you are fat. -
Hope is always here, and you miss it every moment. -
You haven't viewed the world. Where does your world view come from? -
There is no empathy, it is all standing talking without backache. -
I used to buy lottery tickets every day, but one day, I can't even afford to buy lottery tickets. -
Give your dreams wings, you can't fly anywhere. -
Since you have already swept the world behind you, why turn around and mess around. -
No matter what kind of alienation we become, a red envelope can return to the original. -
The cold of looking through the autumn water can never be compared to the cold of wearing pants. -
If the deposit is negative, the house is rented, there is a bicycle, and it is shared. -
Love is a double-edged sword. One side cuts you very hard, and the other side also cuts you very hard. -
I made a plan for the holiday, and only finished P after half the summer vacation because of the lan. -
A horse never stops its hooves, and you never stop its mouth. -
Say "You are great" to the mirror every day. Soon, the mirror will become a great mirror. -
If my life is a movie, then you are a pop-up advertisement. -
Those who look good may not be good people, but may be fraud groups. -
If one day you find yourself getting rich overnight, slap yourself. Wake up and don't be late for work. -
Where there is plenty of grass in the horizon, they all grow in other people's homes. -
You feel lonely. It doesn't matter. You still have a mobile phone. -
If you are ugly, you should exercise more, so that you can beat others when they say you are ugly. -
If time can go back, it must be that you are dreaming. -
When heaven was about to place a great responsibility on these people, he had to work hard first, and then heaven changed his mind. -
Emotion can be run in if you look at your face. -
No matter what happens, where you fall, just lie down for a while. -
Only the vending machine has left lights for you in the middle of the night. -
Others are always shining gold, and you will spend it. -
Fear of ghosts is really naive. Let me show you people's hearts. -
If you think you are busy every day, it must be your illusion. Dogs must be less busy than you. -
If you have a rough life in the first half of your life, don't worry too much. You will adapt in the second half of your life. -
Despair is not in a certain moment, but in every moment. -
People fall in love by looking romantic and burning money, while you are blind by the other person. -
I don't know how many peaks you can cross before you succeed. Anyway, you can't escape two peaks sooner or later. -
In fact, you are not useless. At least in summer, you can feed mosquitoes. -
Some people have a shiny surface, but in fact, the boat socks have slipped to the foot plate. -
The dark night will never mistreat those who sleep late. It will give you dark circles under your eyes and a body that is about to die suddenly. -
Good looking bags have nothing to do with you. You don't have interesting souls. -
Many times I felt I couldn't hold on, and then I gave up. -
Don't worry, everything is the worst arrangement. -
In fact, you also have the ability to lose weight. -
Those who have really worked hard will understand how important talent is. -
Eat fish tonight. I think you are very picky. -
Knowledge gives you power, ignorance will give you more powerful, fearless and unpredictable power. -
The non-toxic body carries the toxic vaccine. You taught me to be strong when I was young! -
Life is different from riding a bicycle. Even going downhill will not be easy. -
If others show their legs, they are beautiful. If you show your legs, you want to be hated. -
If you have a large amount of money in front of you and a fan, what does it have to do with you? -
It is not terrible to be poor. What is terrible is that I am the poorest person. -
Staying up late is bad for your health. It is recommended to stay up all night. -
Empress Wu has proved that success has nothing to do with gender, and you have proved that success has nothing to do with you. -
I always thought that I would step back, but I didn't expect to fall down. -
You look serious, just like the film on the overpass. -
Good luck will come, but it will come to others. -
Don't say that you are good at nothing. You are a good hand at staying up late playing mobile phones. -
If you don't smile, you will be lucky! -
Compared with ugliness, it is not worth mentioning. -
The disappointments never let me down, and each time they really let me down. -
If you have a brain disease, you can be cured. How good you are! You have no brain. -
I ate it quietly, just as I became fat quietly. -
After suffering, I finally became a servant. -
You can't always look at what you don't have. Look more at what you have. Forget it. Close your eyes. -
There is no hope to be a good man, but a bad man is not good at it. -
Is there any good way to relieve the heat in dog days? The salary is naturally cool. -
There are so many mental disabilities in the world, but you have become the best. -
After lovelorn, cheer up. After all, there is another scum man waiting for you. -
Work hard, every difficulty will overcome me. -
When there is nothing to give up, don't forget that you can still give up treatment. -
It doesn't matter to be a little poor, but more than a little. -
I see two things in your eyes, one is sincerity, and the other is eyedropsy. -
There is no cold person at all. It's not you who is warm! -
All your sadness comes from your balance. -
In fact, life ends after a certain node, and everyone is just waiting for the eggs. -
Last year, we set a target deposit of 30000 yuan, but this year, we still need 50000 yuan. -
Although you are short, your hairline is high. -
There are two kinds of people who are the dumbest in the world, one is you, the other is like you. -
They all say that money is a bastard, but it's really beautiful. -
How touching it was at the beginning, there will be more than ten thousand disasters later. -
I was poor, so the National Day at home, to avoid a festival. -
Love really needs courage to accept, no one loves again and again. -
Why is God always jealous of talents? Because nobody cares how long a fool lives. -
I'm not Zhuge Liang, and I don't have a straw boat, but why do you keep coming to me? -
When you need help most, only ghosts will help you. -
Thanks to those who knocked me down on the road ahead, because it's really comfortable to lie down. -
A lazy crowd wears small clothes, and their salary is naturally cool. -
I mustered up courage to face the reality, but found that courage is really just gas. -
Love at first sight is beautiful. Deliberation is lack of money. -
Stupidity is not so terrible. After all, jellyfish have no brains and have lived for 600 million years. -
I thought I could get hold of my little sister by holding her hand, but I didn't expect her to be Thousand Hand Avalokitesvara. -
Work hard if you are poor! If you don't work hard, how can you be in debt. -
If you don't give up one second, you will be even more desperate next time. -
Where is the best place to see the scenery on National Day? The answer is, circle of friends.
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