Recently, my aunt Wang Li, who is my roommate, always complains to me that the toilet at home is rotten.
The bathroom is integrated, there is no separation of dry and wet, the ventilation is poor, the floor drain is hairy, and the two landlords' ancestral siphon toilet is facing the washstand, so that he dare not put the washing utensils beside the sink, for fear that the two will cause a little unexpected encounter - when he mentioned this, I remembered that his tooth cup could always be placed there.
So, unbearable, he decided to make a grand renovation of the toilet - in his new bathroom, he not only did a dry wet separation, dug three or five niches for soap, but also made a dual-use shower bathtub.
The drawback is that our entire bathroom covers less than three square meters, and we don't know where to get the space to enlarge the bathtub. It seems that Miss Wang Li has finally been driven crazy by the accumulated manuscripts.
But teacher Wang Li said that he was not crazy, and he also gave me a designer blogger to look at and study hard. After reading this, let alone the three square meter toilet, the one square meter coffin room can also be changed into a big house.
He really didn't cheat me, because after reading it, I also understood.
Under the inculcation of "crazy teacher", I even think that teacher Wang Li's scheme is too conservative - if I design it, I will never be embarrassed by the definition of toilet. If you want to do it, you should do it as an undefined toilet in the new era.
First of all, it doesn't matter if the area is not enough. Break the outside windows and load-bearing walls and borrow ten square meters from God.
Lay a circle of galvanized square steel on the ground to make a frame, and add several more horizontal and vertical welding in the middle. Then borrow some pension from the second aunt, buy 50 expansion screws, and fix them firmly on the wall. Then pack the frame with solid wood environmental protection board to prevent fire and moisture, which can be used to delay retirement.
Then take a big hole in the wall, borrow five square meters from a neighbor to make a niche, put all the toiletries in it, and don't worry about no storage space anymore.
With space, we can dig a big hole in the floor, build it with red bricks, backfill with ceramsite waterproof, cement mortar powder leveling, and then paste a layer of marble tiles to make a perfect integrated bathtub.
As for the dry wet separation design, the old glass door is too traditional and not innovative enough. It's better to pierce the ceiling, borrow the floor height from the uncle upstairs, and pave the track to make a wall mounted lifting toilet - as long as you press the button, the toilet can fall down from the upstairs and then rise up, so that when you take a bath, the water will not splash on the toilet.
Sewer pipe in mind
The space saved can accommodate a row of bookcases, so that when I go to the toilet, I can cultivate my sentiment and help me to pass the college entrance examination as soon as possible. It can also put a projection screen, and the latest American blockbusters can be seen at any time.
How about, have you also learned how to change the small toilet and build a big house?
Well, I admit that all of the above is arbitrary. These sentences are too retarded for me to write.
Not to mention the act of taking off pants and farting to make an elevator for the toilet to separate dry and wet, just smashing the part of the load-bearing wall is enough to be invited to the bureau for tea as a "crime of endangering public security in a dangerous way".
However, such short videos with the title of "explosive change", formulaic copy and a duplicate checking rate of 90% have really become the traffic password of the "interior design area" in recent months.
The process of these videos is extremely rigid - first of all, there must be a guy named Dazhuang who saved a small amount of money by moving bricks, picking up garbage, begging, etc., and happily prepared to buy a house in Shanghai. After delivery, it was found that the house area is only less than one square meter, and even a coffin cannot be filled.
So Dazhuang had to sleep standing, squatting, curling up, and even tied himself to the wall with steel wire until he could not stand it, and decided to redecorate.
Just as Japan has three gods, grass shaved sword, eight foot Qiong Gouyu and eight foot mirror, the video of explosive stream home decoration also has its own three gods - galvanized square steel, expansion screws, solid wood cover plate.
The galvanized square steel head creates, whether it is building from the ground in the empty space outside the window or building a mini duplex small LOFT from scratch, it needs to be well framed, and the single episode appearance rate is as high as 120%.
The expansion screw is accompanied by galvanized square steel. It is deeply bound to the big aunt's wallet and can fix everything. Even if it is a castle in the air like My World, as long as you are willing to borrow more money to buy the expansion screw, you can also ensure that the wind and rain will not move like a mountain.
The solid wood cover plate is not as good as the first two, but it does the dirty work that the first two are not competent for. It covers everything from the floor filling the frame to the cupboard for storing socks. It even serves as a folding stove and is placed on the toilet - yes, for some reason, the "explosion to flow" decoration especially favors the design of "kitchen and bathroom integration", and would like the kitchen to be covered on the toilet, The picture is a fresh one.
At the same time, the authors of these videos are still trying their best to make their videos look more "shoddy" - Da Zhuang in the video must always wear a fashionable big colored jacket in red and green, and his every move must always wear a mold. The 3D modeling in the room should be big and small, so that people can see the signs of scaling at a glance.
It's better to add some local flavor elements such as "Lao Wang next door", "Big sow" and "Big tiger" to the video. It would be perfect to add "100 babies in one room".
To be honest, at this time, anyone will understand that these videos are for living. Unless you are a virtual person in Sims 4 who can wear a mold physically and walk in the void, you can't reproduce any of the designs in reality. The author knows that he is talking nonsense, the audience knows that the author is talking nonsense, and the author also knows that the audience knows that he is talking nonsense, and everyone has fun.
At a time when it is difficult for migrant workers to have a foothold, these videos of "exploding the coffin room" seem to be the best satire of the "three square meter toilet room" in reality.
But even so, I would like to remind you again that all the passages in the "home-made home decoration video" should not be taken lightly, even if it is unexpectedly reliable, and no matter how many people in the bullet screen brush "I am moved", they should also keep an eye on it. Even if you really want to go to the "purchase link" below the video, you should carefully consider and shop around.
Because the original appearance of the category of "local flavor home decoration video" is far from what it is today. Different from today's tricks, the original ones were serious advertising marketing, many of which were highly misleading.
About two years ago, this kind of video began to spread on a large scale on the video platform, also using abstract 3D modeling and exaggerated mood words. The title and content are alarmist things like "bedrooms that will be popular in a few years", "bathrooms should not be installed like this" and "all the floating windows in the country are installed wrong".
Today's "scaled 3D model", which is openly and entertainingly used, was originally a trick for businesses to trick consumers into buying customized furniture - when they displayed "negative textbooks", they would normally display 3D modeling. When they presented their own design, they would expand the room or reduce the furniture modeling, which would make their design more compact and save more space.
If you are not a professional designer or have a pair of Leeuwenhoek's eyes, it is really hard to realize that you are lame.
And the galvanized square steel and expansion screws, which are expensive for the "explosive transformation of the three gods", also had almost full attendance at the beginning - for nothing else, the customized furniture made with these things is much more expensive than the finished furniture. The practice of constantly smashing walls and borrowing space from neighbors in the "explosive video" also came down in one continuous line from the trend of demolishing walls and digging holes for customization at that time.
Fortunately, under the influence of several video bloggers of the "popular online decoration video against counterfeiting", the tricks used in such videos were exposed in high intensity. More than 50 anti fake videos have been published, and galvanized square steel and expansion screws have also become the target of Internet users' abuse.
Since then, the authors of "Tuwei Home Decoration Video" have converged, and the video content has gradually become more entertaining - perhaps they have also found that rather than stick to the old track and let the crackdowns earn traffic, they might as well take the initiative to play the clown and go to the center of the stage.
Thus, the "demolition of a three square meter coffin room" was born. As soon as it was launched, it gained more than 3 million broadcast volume in Station B. Later, they made persistent efforts to launch the "one room for one billion children", which also became a huge blockbuster - just like the super Jie wearing a mask, when the author of the "local flavor home decoration video" really wore a clown mask, his popularity also reached the peak.
Now, the "crazy teacher" who is obsessed with galvanized square steel and loves scaling 3D models seems to have completely washed his hands from the field of home decoration and devoted himself to the production of "explosive coffin room" - perhaps soon, he will get rid of the label of "decoration marketing number" and become a pure live blogger.
It has to be said that the master of entertainment will do something good occasionally.
