At noon that day, I was taking a nap.
In my sleep, I dreamed of a very beautiful stay at home woman. When I had just seeded her sow, she pulled me into her bedroom and walked towards me in a hurry
But at this critical moment, my cell phone ring suddenly woke me up.
Reluctantly, I picked up my mobile phone. A woman's voice came from the phone. She spoke fluent Mandarin with a clear and pleasant voice.
She said, "Master Liu? My sow doesn't eat or sleep. It keeps barking. Is it in heat?"
Afraid of going nowhere, I asked, "How can you be sure that it's estrus? Is it estrus if you don't eat or sleep? How can you be sure that it's estrus? Is its peach red and swollen?"
She said, "What is a peach?"
I almost laughed. "You don't know peaches? You raise sows that don't even know what peaches are?"
She said, "Why should I know about peaches? What does it have to do with raising pigs? There are peaches on pigs? Where does it grow? Why have I never seen them?"
My stomach laughed and hurt, but my mouth still said solemnly, "Go and have a look at what is most like a peach on a pig. It is a peach."
She paused for a moment and then continued to ask, "Don't make a fuss. What is a peach?"
I said, "It's where sows pee."
So she giggled, and then she gently scolded: "You are so bad."
She doesn't even know about peaches. She must have been married from other places. Peach is our local dialect, as long as our local people listen to it. "
I said solemnly, "Let me be serious with you. Do you see if the pig's peaches are red and swollen?"
She said, "It's very red and swollen."
"Well, I'll come right away." I took the seeds, got on the motorcycle and went on the road. The pork of that year was the most expensive ever.
My father set up a livestock company, and he arranged a job for me to be a pig driver.
In the past, the job of a pig driver was to drive a breeding pig across the mountains to breed sows. However, with the progress of technology, the current pig drivers have changed to ride motorcycles to come to their homes and have been artificially inseminated.
Although this profession is not popular, the good thing is that it not only earns money, but also has the opportunity to hook up with some left behind women. So I quickly adapted.
There are few unmarried girls in the countryside. It's very difficult for people like me to find a partner. So I can only focus on those young women who stay at home.
The price of pigs soared in those two years, and many women left behind raised sows, so my mobile phone number flew to their mobile phone like snowflakes.
I drove my motorcycle very fast. I imagined that when the woman on the phone called me "You are so bad", she blushed. I felt like I had chicken blood on my body.
Her voice is so clear and sweet, she should be young, maybe she is also a beautiful little daughter-in-law.
After driving for more than half an hour, I finally got to the place.
This is a small bungalow, and several new pig houses have been built beside the bungalow.
I parked the car and made a phone call. A beautiful little beauty came out of the pig house.
She is wearing an apron and sleeves. She has a symmetrical and tight figure. Her face can be broken when she blows. Her white, tender and bright eyes fly up and down, making her very attractive. It seems that he is only twenty-seven or eight years old.
She smiled and asked me, "Master, are you here for breeding?"
I wanted to tease her, so I said deliberately, "No, I came to see peaches."
"Oh, there are so many peaches in my circle, you can pick whichever you want."
This woman is good. She will come back soon.
I laughed a few times, "But I only look at those outside the circle. I don't know whether to let them pick them or not?"
Her face turned red. "You can only pick the ones in the circle. You can pick whichever you like."
It seems that you can't get a bargain. I had to be serious: "Stop joking, let's get down to business."
She led the way in front and led me to the pig house.
The pig house is not big, and there are more than 20 big fat pigs in it. She pointed at a restless sow and said, "That's it. Do you think she's in heat?"
I pointed to the swollen and red ball under the sow's tail and said, "This is called a peach here. We can judge whether the sow is in estrus or not. Look at it."
"It's also my first time to raise sows. I don't know much about this."
"You don't understand, so you still raise so much?"
"I didn't want to raise it. My husband saw that pork was expensive in the past two years and wanted to start a business. He just started this, but he ran away and left this mess to me."
"Did he run away? Did he leave you here?" I was surprised.
She nodded, "said that last month, a friend before him introduced him to a good job. He said that when he was the head of the security department of a large factory, he was moved and went. There was no time to deal with this mess at home, so he had to take care of it for me."
Sows are in heat, which is a good time for breeding. But I was a little shy when I faced the handsome little daughter-in-law in front of me. I couldn't do it.
I said, "I will breed your sow now, or you should avoid it."
"Why should I avoid it? I'm trying to learn some experience."
"No, no, no, I'm afraid you're ashamed."
"It's OK. I'm not a little girl."
I had to take out my tools and climb into the pig house.
She asked me again, "Will it bite you?"
"No, he is very good."
"But you are a man, not a pig."
When she said this, she couldn't help laughing.
The more I think about this little girl, the more crooked she becomes. I really want to hit her twice. But when I see her face and waist, I can't bear to move her.
I picked up the catheter of artificial insemination, and then raised my head to her and said you'd better avoid it.
But she immediately said, "Why should I avoid it? I don't see that you didn't hit this. The pig is not worthy of me. Who should I go to? I didn't spend 150 yuan for nothing. I heard that this thing is very expensive."
"Are you afraid, or do you want to come?"
"How to do that?" She said as she rolled into the pig house, grabbed the catheter from my hand, and then under my guidance, poked the catheter into the pig's place, and then pinched the air pressure ball behind the tube, and the boar seeds were slowly injected into the sow.
I sigh to myself that this woman is really a woman.
Then she handed me 150 yuan and said, "That's 150 yuan. It's easy for you to make money."
"Easy? You don't know how tired our boar is every day. Each seed is a drop of blood. Do you know what he eats every day? Eating eggs and fish meal is better than eating people."
Then she invited me to her home for a cup of tea. She also wants to ask me a lot about pig raising.
I pretended to refuse and followed her to the small bungalow ten meters away from the pig house. Although the house is not big, it is clean inside.
She took me into the living room and then asked me to sit down. She washed her hands and began to make tea.
When she stood up and bent over to make tea for me, the front neckline suddenly opened. I looked in by the way. It was big and round.
I felt a sudden excitement in my heart, and hurriedly looked away in panic.
She seemed to be aware that she was out of sight. Suddenly, her face turned red and she was busy covering her chest with one hand and pouring tea with the other.
I quickly said thank you, and then said: "You are really capable. One person raises so many pigs. You should be from other places, right?"
"Yes, I am from Guangxi."
"Why did you marry us?"
"I got married in a muddle. Alas, everything is fate." She sighed and chatted a few words.
When I asked her name, she said her name was Wei Xiuqin.
I made a few jokes with her, and she asked, "Do you sometimes do this without receiving money from others?"
"Take it all. There's no one who doesn't take money."
"What if you meet such a beautiful young widow and they don't give you money?"
I smiled awkwardly, and she said with a silly smile: "I know you. I need money for pigs. If I give money to people by the way, can we discuss it?"
Then she stared at me without blinking, and my face turned red.
"You are joking. How could it be that a man's little guy is really so worthless?"
"I heard that some hospitals cut seeds for thousands at a time, and there are beautiful little nurses to help."
I had a little bit of fun with her, then stood up and said goodbye.
She followed me out and suddenly asked, "Can I take a ride with you?"
"Yes, where are you going?"
"I'll go shopping in town."
In such a remote and small place as the countryside, the traffic is all by motorcycle.
Her man is not at home, and she can't ride a bike. It's really inconvenient to go to the street.
I didn't refuse to let her get on the motorcycle.
To be honest, the road from here to the town is a bit circuitous, but I'm willing to do it. For men, it's interesting to let their backs rub.
That section of road is very bad, pitted and uneven. She almost bounced off when she sat in the back. I said hurriedly, "Why don't you move forward and grab my clothes?"
But she was unmoved and still sat back. However, the motorcycle was just like that. The more backward the center of gravity was, the more difficult it was to master. I firmly grasped the front of the motorcycle, and the motorcycle still swung back and forth.
I was scared when I drove. At a turn, a big car came. I hurried to adjust the direction, but because the road was wet and slippery, the motorcycle fell to the ground.
I got up and found that a piece of skin had been wiped off my ankle. I exercised for a while, but fortunately, I didn't hurt any bones and muscles. But Xiuqin is not so lucky. She lies on the ground, covers her knee, and cries out in pain.
At this time, I didn't care much. I picked her up and sat in the car again. Then I ordered her: "Hold me tight, and I'll show you around. I told you to sit forward, but you just didn't believe me. You know, the farther you go, the more the car swings, and the more unstable the front of the car is."
She finally behaved well this time, hugged me tightly, and the two headlights in front were also close to my back, giving me a very strange feeling.
I took her to the town health center for an inspection, and took a film. Fortunately, she didn't hurt her bones, so she didn't need to be hospitalized. The doctor prescribed some medicine for her. She ate and rubbed, but she couldn't walk. Her knees hurt when she walked.
The doctor told her to stay in bed. I paid for the medicine and then dragged her home.
Fortunately, she didn't blame me all the way. When the motorcycle arrived at her house, I helped her get off slowly, and she took my hand. I could not help but encounter her sensitive parts again, but at this time, she had no way to dodge.
I turned to look at her, and saw her face red and sad. I asked her, "What's wrong with you?"
She bowed her head and whispered, "Come on, help me to the bathroom. I can't hold it anymore."
She was embarrassed to let me help her to the bathroom because of her inconvenient legs, so she kept holding on. God, how long has it been.
I helped her into the bathroom and asked her to stand on the squatting pan. After holding the wall, I exited the bathroom and closed the door behind me. But after a few minutes, nothing happened inside.
I waited a few minutes, and Xiuqin called inside, "Master Liu, come in quickly."
I had no choice but to walk over. I opened the door and saw a very powerful scene: at this time, she was holding her pants in one hand and motioned to me to help her. She might be holding them too fast, and her pants were all wet.
At this time, she was facing her wet pants, neither wearing nor taking off. She put her hands in front of her, revealing two long white lotus roots, hung her head and said wrongly, "Why don't you bring me a pair of pants? I'd better change them."
I quickly turned around, rummaged through her bedroom, found a set of clean pants, and handed them to her. Then I quickly turned away. She hung wet pants with her feet, but she could not put on dry pants.
So she had no choice but to say: "I really can't bend down, or you can put it on for me."
I took a look at her. Her face was as red as a ripe apple at this time. I hurried away from her face and lifted up her pants with my hands. Her head was completely down, and I dared not look at me at all.
I grabbed her hand, put it on my shoulder, then supported her, and walked carefully to the bed in the bedroom.
At this time, she sobbed out. I asked her why she was crying. She said, "What shall I do next? Who will raise my pigs and take care of them?"
I just asked her about her. Her father-in-law and mother-in-law had died long ago. Her husband was not at home, and her mother's home was far away. She was a woman from other places. It was really difficult to find someone to take care of her at this time.
What's more, she not only needs people to take care of her, but also the pigs she raises.
I was worried too. I looked at her blankly. She fell in my car and hurt herself. If the traffic police came, I could not get away from it. What should I do now?
She frowned and pursed her lips: "What are you looking at me for? Try to find a way. You can't leave. I'm kind if I didn't let you pay eighteen thousand yuan."
"I can do anything." So I cycled around and wanted to pay someone to take care of her for a few days, but this place was a little unoccupied and sparsely populated. There were no people living for three miles around.
I continued to expand the scope of search, and finally met several people, who said they would not help her when asked. After inquiring, I found out that her man had the problem of sneaking around before. His popularity in the village was very poor, and his friendship with everyone was very weak.
I had no choice but to come back and say to her, "Why don't you call your husband? I really can't find anyone to take care of you."
So she called her husband, but he said that he could not come back and had just found a good job, so we should not lose this job because of this.
What else can I do? I have to take care of her.
At this time, it was getting dark, and the pigs in the pig house were already hungry, so I had to help her feed the pigs first, and then became a cook.
But when I was cooking, I suddenly found a serious problem: there was no refrigerator in her house. I looked in the kitchen and didn't see the refrigerator.
There is an aisle at the back of the kitchen. I walk through the aisle. There is a room inside, but the door is locked. I looked through the crack of the door, and there was a refrigerator in it, but why did she lock it in?
I was a little puzzled. There were only a few old pumpkins and some green pepper potatoes in the kitchen, and there was no meat at all. It was really difficult for me to cook.
I couldn't help running to her and asking, "Don't you have a refrigerator?"
"Oh, there are some refrigerators, but they are broken. I don't usually eat meat, so I don't have much use for refrigerators. You can just get some. There are eggs in the kitchen cabinet."
I looked in the crack of the door and found that the refrigerator looked 90% new, and the protective film on it had not been torn off. It didn't look like it was broken.
Moreover, the small display screen on the refrigerator door is on, which can at least prove that the refrigerator is powered on. There is a refrigerator in this room. It doesn't seem to be broken, but why did she lock the door?
I wanted to ask, but the words fell on my lips again, so I had to make use of the ingredients to get three dishes and deal with a dinner.
I wanted to get her to bed and go home to sleep. I would come back tomorrow morning, but she didn't think she would agree. She asked me to take care of her at her home anyway.
She said, "What if I go to the toilet after you leave?"
I said, "I can buy you a bedpan."
She screamed, "I don't want it, I don't want it."
I had to sigh, "Where do I sleep?"
"If you sleep in another room, I will call you and you will come to help me." This is really a fatal problem, but I have no other way at this time.
That night, the sky was shining and thundering. It was stormy. What was more strange was that a crow kept calling outside. I was tossing and turning in bed. When I finally fell asleep, the phone rang.
I got up and came to her bed. She huddled on the bed. I reached out to help her, but she stared at me without blinking: "I don't want to go to the toilet, I'm afraid, can you accompany me here?"
I sighed: "It's not easy for you to be a woman at home."
"No, I'm afraid when I hear the crow's cry. When I was young, I heard that if crows call in any place, there will be an accident in that place."
"Don't think about it. It's just a bird chirping."
I took a chair and sat down beside her. I chatted with her for a while. Then she said, "You look like you are not married yet, are you?"
"Why, how did you know that?"
"If you have a wife who doesn't go back at night, it's strange that your wife doesn't call to check the post.
"Can you help me sit up?" I got up and carefully helped her sit up. She looked at me affectionately, gently grabbed my hand and said, "Are you so kind to other women?"
"No, no."
"So... you never had a woman?" I nodded. She chuckled, "I trust you."
I was about to sit back in the chair when she gave me a quick pull and whispered, "You can sit here." I had to sit down beside her.
Then she smiled and said, "I'm curious. Do you have any physiological discomfort when you do this job every day?"
She stared at me again without blinking, and I lowered my head silently.
"Do you know why I asked you to come here?"
"I don't know."
"You are so kind to me, and I think I should always give you some compensation." She fell into my arms after saying that, and I was so scared that I didn't know what to do. Although I usually mixed up with those women, I didn't have enough practical experience, and I was confused in the face of this sudden situation.
At this time, I think it's not right to stand up, and it's not right to continue to sit. I feel contradictory.
She giggled and gently pulled my clothes, while I pressed my belt.
