Author: Lin Gu
Public account: Miss Lin Gu
[Leaders, colon! The report has been written, people from the province have come, experts have talked, we have arranged the following procedures, four dishes, one soup and "one mao and five" have also been prepared.
The Jianghu is not about fighting and killing. It's about worldly wisdom. It's about eating, drinking, boasting and flattering.
"Xiao Li, your consciousness is very high."]
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In the 1988 CCTV Spring Festival Gala, Niu Qun's crosstalk Leader, Colon! Was selected by the program team.
After the first trial, the cattle were very excited. Later, when the final trial was held, they changed their name and called it Qiaoli Mingmu.
Li Lishan was attracted by the bluff. Although the name of the work has been changed, the core sentence "leader, colon!" has remained.
More than 30 years later, "leadership, colon!" is still a masterstroke.
Several section chiefs and secretaries in the office suddenly wanted to eat roast duck, but none of them wanted to pay for it. When they got together, they decided to let the public pay:
Use public funds.
However, public funds cannot be embezzled. At this time, the role of "Master Tang" is reflected:
"The county head earns money and pays attention to the principle of justice".
Section chief, what should I say?
"Make a report, leader, colon!"
"In order to respect knowledge and intellectuals, to further promote the in-depth development of science popularization activities, and to commemorate the 139th anniversary of the birth of Pavlov, a famous Russian physiologist, our department decided to hold a grand commemorative activity in Quanjude Roast Duck Restaurant, draw up a budget of 390 yuan, buy ten roast ducks and 40 yuan wine."
"This time we will eat Pavlov. Who will eat next time?"
"Let's put it this way, we have eaten all the foreign scientists, and now we are starting to eat domestic ones."
"Yesterday, we held a grand ceremony in Donglaishun to commemorate the birthday of mathematician Chen Jingrun."
"Wait a minute. Who will you remember?"
"Chen Jingrun"
"Chen Jingrun?"
"As far as I know, Chen Jingrun is still alive!"
"Ah, we have to eat the live food, and the dead food has already been eaten twice."
"Yes? I think if you eat all of them, what will you do?"
"Ah, then we can only eat Zhuge Liang from 1790 years ago."
"Eat Zhuge Liang?"
"Hey, it's just another report!"
Leader, colon!
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Recently, Nanyang City, Henan Province.
Held a conference called A symposium to commemorate the 1790 anniversary of Zhuge Liang's death.
Zhuge Liang was born in Langya Yangdu (now Yinan County, Shandong Province); Cultivate in Nanyang (whether Nanyang, which cultivates in Nanyang, is today's Henan Nanyang, has always been controversial); He died in Wuzhangyuan (now in Qishan, Baoji City, Shaanxi Province).
Born in Shandong, busy in Henan, buried in Shaanxi.
Why is this symposium commemorating Zhuge Liang's death in 1790 held in Nanyang?
The expert representatives from Shandong and Shaanxi do not agree.
Nanyang leaders still have a sense of "overall situation". There are three places. Let's talk about it.
Experts and scholars from Linyi, Shandong Province, where Zhuge Liang was born, Nanyang, Henan Province, and Hanzhong, Shaanxi Province, where Zhuge Liang lived, gathered in Nanyang to hold a "Meeting in Nanyang to Remember Kongming -- a forum to commemorate the 1790 anniversary of Zhuge Liang's death".
At the symposium, experts and scholars from Zhuge Liang Research Association in Yinan County, Shandong Province, Three Kingdoms Culture Management Committee Office in Mianxian County, Shaanxi Province, Three Kingdoms Culture Research Institute in Mianxian County, Shaanxi Province, Tomb of Marquis Wu in Mianxian County, Shaanxi Province, Temple of Marquis Wu in Mianxian County, Nanyang Federation of Social Sciences, Nanyang Cultural Relics Protection Research Institute, Nanyang Museum, Zhuge Liang Research Association in Nanyang City, Museum of Marquis Wu Temple in Nanyang City and other institutions, groups, Focusing on the theme of the symposium, "the connotation and era value of Zhuge Liang's culture", in-depth exchanges and discussions were carried out from different perspectives, such as Zhuge Liang's life story, hard work for the people, integrity, influence of future generations, and contemporary value.
It is reported that the symposium received more than 40 academic papers, effectively inheriting and carrying forward Zhuge Liang's culture.
On the day of the talks, all the guests paid a field visit to Zhuge relics, such as Wolonggang, Zhuge Thatched Cottage, Wuhou Temple, and others in Nanyang. Everyone spoke highly of the promotion and inheritance of Zhuge culture in Nanyang and the protection and utilization of cultural relics and historic sites.
"This symposium received many academic papers," we need to collect and sort them out to further refine their spirit. "
Zhuge Liang is indeed a legendary god. After his death in 1790, he can also promote Nanyang to complete a "three-way talks".
To his death, Pavlov did not expect that he could get a report on the roast duck dinner worth 390 yuan for four section chiefs 139 years after his birth.
After Zhuge Liang died 1790 years ago, he was still shining and giving play to his spiritual value.
Liu Bei was unhappy:
"I am very pleased that Kongming is a great talent and will be remembered by future generations. But is it possible that Liu Xuande, who is a genuine Miao Red, does not deserve a name?"
Chongqing leaders smiled:
"Don't worry, Uncle Huang. We have already arranged it."
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On December 11, 2022, Chongqing Three Kingdoms Culture Research Association and Kuizhou Museum issued a notice for soliciting contributions, which showed that:
"In order to commemorate the 1800th anniversary of Liu Bei's orphanage, we plan to hold the Academic Seminar on the 1800th Anniversary of Liu Bei's orphanage in Fengjie, Chongqing and Chengdu, Sichuan from April to June 2023.
The conference was jointly organized by Chongqing Three Kingdoms Culture Research Association, Chengdu Wuhou Temple Museum, Fengjie County Culture and Tourism Development Committee, Beijing Tangteng China Japan Three Kingdoms Cultural Exchange and Tourism Promotion Center, and Baidi City Museum. "
Fengjie County Cultural Tourism Bureau, one of the organizers of the event, said that the purpose of the seminar was to promote the profound local history and culture through the exploration of historical events, promote the profound cultural and tourism resources of Fengjie County through a series of topics, practices, discussions, etc., and do a good job in the integration of cultural and tourism.
We are exploring the culture of ancient celebrities, and ultimately to promote cultural tourism, attract tourists, and boost GDP.
The death of Zhuge Liang on the 1790th anniversary and the orphanage in Baidi City of Liu Bei on the 1800th anniversary have been arranged.
Chen Guilin in Zhou Chu Eliminates Three Harms is unhappy:
"Zhuge Liang and Liu Bei are on the list. Where is my Emperor Guansheng?"
Jingzhou leaders rushed to:
"Don't worry, Guilinzai. We have arranged it."
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On the morning of June 17, 2016, Jingzhou Guangong Charity Park officially opened. The giant Guangong statue is 57.3 meters high, with a total cost of 172.9 million yuan, making it the largest Guangong statue in the world.
Jingzhou Culture and Tourism Bureau is very proud:
Jingzhou Ancient City has taken a solid step in building a 5A level tourist attraction in the Fifth Ring Road.
Four years later, due to unauthorized and illegal construction, the statue of Guan Gong was faced with demolition.
During the four years from the completion of the statue of Guan Gong to its closure, the actual ticket income was 13 million yuan, and the construction cost of 170 million yuan was wasted.
The giant statue of Guan Gong in Jingzhou City, Hubei Province, which was criticized by the Ministry of Housing and Urban Rural Development in a circular, began to be dismantled and transferred recently, with a total investment of 155 million yuan.
Once they came and went, 300 million yuan disappeared.
The demolition is early. If it were to be demolished a few years later, the symposium on "commemorating the 1800 anniversary of Guan Yu's death" would have to be on the agenda again.
Follow Nanyang's example, and come to Hubei Jingzhou, Shanxi Yuncheng, and Hubei Xiangyang for "three place talks".
Zhuge Liang, Liu Bei and Guan Yu were all arranged, but only one Zhang Fei was left.
Pavlov was full of envy, "You are still the most numerous".
In ancient times, there was Emperor Jiajing of the Ming Dynasty, who always said, "I can't afford eight sets of clothes in four seasons";
Today, there are leaders going to the countryside, expert talks, cultural research, inspection of grass-roots units, cultural exchanges, ingenious ideas, leaders' colon report, and finally a scene of "four dishes and one soup is enough".
Managers catch bees when they eat pupae, and leaders dive when they fish; The section chief is greedy and I give tea, while the director is lecherous and I show my chest.
"All the guests here are guests. We must treat them well."
Isn't it a big fool to save 110000 miles per capita and not eat, drink or spend?
The key is to see who spends the money.
