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[God complained] Brenson: What if you have Harry Potter? I have three Nova swordsmen! Tin foil degree: you can beat when you can breathe

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-Basketball God's Gossip Conference-

2050th stage

Three people cut 85 points, the Knicks beat the Pacers again 2-0


Data of both parties

The Knicks (2-0): Brenson 29 points 5 assists 3 steals 2 rebounds, Divincenzo 28 points 6 rebounds 4 assists, Arnold 28 points 4 rebounds 3 assists, Hart 19 points 15 rebounds 7 assists 1 steals 1 blocks, Harten 14 points 12 rebounds 8 assists, Achuahua 8 points 5 rebounds, McBride 4 points.

Pacers (0-2): Halliburton 34 points 9 assists 6 rebounds 3 steals, Tuo Ping 20 points 3 rebounds, Nemhad 15 points 4 assists, Siakam 14 points 9 rebounds 3 assists, Shepard 11 points, McConaughey 10 points 12 assists 4 rebounds, Nesmith 6 points 2 assists, Turner 6 points 7 rebounds, Isaiah Jackson 5 points 4 rebounds.

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God spit out

Netizen @ Resident Evil Fans: Sibodu: Mingpai+Trusteeship

Netizen @ Luneng is the champion: Brenson: Whatever you have Harry Potter, I have three Nova swordsmen, Brenson is awesome,


Netizen @ Feiyue 202108: New York: What are the three giants too backward? Let's see my first five giants

Netizen @ Heart belongs to Anfield: Is there any provision in Hart's contract that the money will be deducted after 48 minutes!


James: It takes some luck to win the championship

The seventh episode of the podcast "Mind the Game" founded by James and Reddick aired. Talking about Porter's performance in the Nuggets, James said that winning the championship requires luck.

"Murray shot two top shots at us, but look at the data, we have done a great job in defending him, making his shots difficult. Jokic obviously did his job, and Porter was the one who kicked our buttocks. We always say that winning the championship requires some luck, and Denver is a case in point. If Porter did not experience back surgery, he could not come to Denver. This guy was the top player at that time, but his ranking declined (to Denver) because of his back injury. Now he is in a perfect position for them, which is a perfect complement to them (Jokic Murray). "

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God spit out

Netizen @ En Lei loves basketball: Lao Zhan is lucky. Ray Allen's three points and Owen's three points in those years mean he is not strong enough. He is lucky enough to win four championships and lose six if he is not strong enough

Netizen @ Panda: Is it hard to admit that others are strong? Talk about luck?


Netizen @ Longhu Star Map: The plan has changed. I will bring my talent to the Timberwolves next season and will not dig gold

Netizen @ Weichong Dengbao: The implication is that I lost James just because I was unlucky


Official: Jokic was elected MVP of 2023-24 season


The NBA officially announced that Nuggets center Jokic was selected as the Most Valuable Player (MVP) of this season's regular season!

This is the third time Jokic won the MVP in his career. The previous two MVPs were won in 2021 and 2022 respectively (the MVP in 2023 was Enbid).

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God spit out

Netizen @ Lei Ting said: The hanging heart is finally dead Alexander will come back next year

Netizen @ Dandelion's agreement 66: The award to Enbid last year was aesthetic fatigue, and then Teacher Yue dominated the playoffs and finals. After winning the FMVP, the world found that it was not too much MVP to give Teacher Yue.


Netizen @ Zhou Shuai: Teacher Yue deserves his name, but he may be surrounded by wolves next

Netizen @ Sword Devil Dugu: If it hadn't been for Enbid last year, there would have been nearly 4 MVPs in the whole NBA history, right


Jokic: I will not occupy the youth position and will not drag down the team


Today, the NBA officially announced that Jokic was elected MVP of the 2023-24 regular season.

At the press conference, when asked how long he will play in the NBA and retire, Jokic said: "I will not occupy the position of a young man, nor will I drag the team down. As long as I can keep the highest level of performance and help the team win, I will continue to play."

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God spit out

Netizen @ Xunta: Teacher Yue, who are you talking about?

Netizen @ MrDoggie: Translation: When I make enough money, I will concentrate on horse racing


Netizen @ Dallas Lone Ranger: Jokic, I advise you to take back your words, or Wolves fans will increase dramatically


The four main players of the Knicks were injured. Brunson was still playing with injuries


Randall right shoulder surgery season reimbursement!

Michelo left ankle stress injury, recheck 6-8 weeks later!

Boyang will undergo foot&wrist surgery, which will be reimbursed in the season!

Arnold is more sore than his left hamstring, so he leaves early!

Brunson's right foot was sore in the first quarter, and he returned in the second half!

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God spit out

Netizen @ LeBron Handan: Sibodu: It's a little funny. There are still many people

Netizens @ value scarcity: they are only injured, not going to see God


Netizen @ Key: tin foil degree: you can fight when you can breathe

Netizen @ second: Xibodu: This is the limit of these people, but this is not my limit


Greek media: Brother Alphabet is expected to get married at the end of August


According to Greek media NewsIT, Brother Alphabet plans to marry his girlfriend Maria Ridelspreg, who is 3 years older than him, in Greece this summer. The two have three children.

According to sources, Lakers star James has accepted the invitation of Brother Alphabet and is expected to go to Greece to witness the wedding. At present, the wedding date is tentatively set as August 31 local time. The wedding will be held in Costa Navarino, a resort in southwest Greece.

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God spit out

Netizen @ Sichuan layman: I go to Greece, you come to the Lakers, and it's even~

Netizens @ sleep upside down QAQ: thick eyebrows with letters


Netizen @ OWYT: The letter is to collect money. Don't think I don't know

Netizen @ 157558: Durant: I can't be the groom. Can you let me be the best man. Brother Alphabet: I want to be my bridesmaid and drink my foot washing water first


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