1. It's too cold outside. I knitted a scarf for my boyfriend to wear. I looked up at him: How can I find that your eyes are bigger now? Er B's boyfriend said, "If you tighten up, my tongue will come out..."... 2. My mother asked my brother, "Who will listen to the daughter-in-law in the future?" My brother said, "Daughter in law listens to me." Mother asked, "What if your daughter-in-law doesn't listen to you?" "Then I will listen to my daughter-in-law," said the younger brother This awareness, I... Give me a break; orz! ...

[Humorous joke] A handsome guy came to the store. Me: What kind of hair do you want, handsome boy? Handsome guy: Cut your hair high on the left and low on the right, with a pinch of hair in the front and two holes in the back. I was stunned at that time, and said: handsome boy, I don't know this hairstyle? The handsome guy slapped me and scolded: You don't? You cut it for me last time!

[Guide to Choosing Seats by Train for Travel] Train tickets with single digits of 0, 5, 4 and 9 are all close to the window. 0 and 5 are three seat windows; 4 and 9 are two seats near the window. The single digits 2, 7, 3 and 8 are close to the aisle. The remaining two numbers are in the middle of the three seats. A and F of multiple units represent seats near the window, C and D represent seats near the corridor, and B represents seats in the middle of three seats.

Joker: No way, there is too much meat on the chest! February 1, 2016, laugh at Tianya 1 1. About a sister (classmate), after waiting for a little while at the roadside, he saw her trotting over from a distance, walking to the front of the building owner without speaking, so he put his hands on his chest and kept breathing, Me: Yo, I'm so tired after a short trot My sister said quietly, "I can't help it. There's too much meat on my chest." I..... It's the first time to see someone talk about big chest so fresh and refined 2. Morning