1. Teacher: What is entanglement? Xiao Ming: Hesitate Teacher: Can you be more specific and vivid Xiao Ming: When a man and a woman are roommates, they say no, no, in fact... Teacher: Get out! 2. Xiao Ming: Teacher, how are you getting along with your new boyfriend? Teacher: It's blown. Xiao Ming: It's progressing so fast! Teacher: Go away. 3. The teacher asked Xiao Ming, how did the duck bark? Xiao Ming: Gaga ga~ What about the dog? Xiao Ming: Bark, bark~ What about the chicken? Xiao Ming

1. Xiaoming beat the boy in the next class again. The teacher called him to the office and said, "Why are you fighting again?! Tell me everything!" Xiaoming looked up and said, "Teacher, are you stupid? One five gets five, and two five gets ten." 2. The English teacher asked Xiao Ming, "Why didn't you hand in your homework today?" Xiaoming said, "I did, but I forgot to bring it." The teacher said, "Say it without taking it! Do you know how to say this behavior in English?" Xiaoming thought for a while and said, "no zuo no

1. Teacher: Students love watching cartoons, so what do you think is the most moving cartoon in China? Xiaohong: Hulu Wa, they fought against the snake demon in order to save Grandpa. Teacher: Mm-hmm. Not bad Xiao Ming: It should be a big head son and a small head father. Teacher: Why? Xiao Ming: Dad's brain atrophy, son's hydrocephalus, they are still living a strong life. Teacher: Get out!!! 2. The teacher talked about rhetorical devices. For example, I am a good teacher. What rhetorical devices are used in this sentence

1. The teacher asked: There is a kind of horse in the world, which is composed of black and white colors. What kind of horse is it? Xiao Ming: QR code! Teacher: Get out 2. In music class, the teacher asked, "What kind of music do students like?" Xiaoming shouted, "Teacher, is the bell after class music?" Teacher: "Let's count!" Xiaoming: "I like it." Teacher: "Get out." 3. Teacher: You read novels all day long. You didn't study hard or write a novel. Xiao Ming: Every time you

1. Today, the teacher asked the students, "What do you want to do when you grow up?" Xiaogang replied, "I want to be a scientist and contribute to the people!" Xiaozhi said, "I want to be Pol.ice, to fight the tyrant and pacify the people!" Xiaohong said, "I want to be a doctor and treat people." The teacher nodded with satisfaction, then asked Xiao Ming, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Xiaoming stood up and replied loudly, "I want to be a common people!" Teacher: Get out! 2. Teacher:

1. Xiao Ming: "Teacher, don't you say that the more exercises you have, the faster you can improve your grades? Why is my math score still so poor?" Teacher: "Fuck off, your mother practices basketball all day long, and her math scores can be improved?" 2. Teacher: "Xiao Ming, why did you cheat in the exam again?!" Xiaoming scratched his head and said, "When do you think I will cheat, teacher?" Teacher: "Bastard, get out!" 3. The teacher asked everyone to answer a riddle. The face of the riddle was: "It grows in the middle of the waist, has skin and hair, and has five..."

1. Teacher: "Xiao Ming, do you understand our gratitude for this lesson?" Xiao Ming: "Got it!" Teacher: "Tell me about it." Xiaoming: "Gratitude means that when I grow up, I will open a crematorium. When teachers go there, they don't have to queue up!" Teacher: "You... get out of here!" 2. Teacher: The new semester has begun. Let's choose the monitor! Xiao Ming: Can I run for office, teacher? Teacher: Have you ever worked as a class leader before? Xiao Ming: I used to be a monitor, a League secretary, a study committee

1. The teacher criticized Xiaoming: It was also taught by a teacher. Why did others learn well and you learn so poorly?? Xiaoming: You are also a father. Why are you a woman and your brother a man?? 2. Xiaoming skipped class and was caught by the teacher. Teacher: "What did you do?" Xiao Ming: "I went to have dinner." Teacher: "Just know how to eat!" Xiaoming: "Teacher, if my grades are poor and my health is bad, what can I do?" 3. The teacher asked the students, "If one day a robber stabbed me,..."

1. In biology class, the teacher caught a dragonfly and showed it to the students. The teacher asked, "Boys and girls, what's the difference between dragonflies and mosquitoes?" Xiaoming stood up and replied: "Teacher, mosquitoes drink blood, dragonfly skims water, one eats meat and the other is vegetarian." The teacher said, "I asked the students to compare the shapes of dragonflies and mosquitoes." Xiaoming said: "Mosquitoes have black wings, dragonflies have wings as thin as cicadas' wings, one wears black silk, the other wears perspective clothing." 2. Teacher: "Do you have shit in your head? Teach everything

The old gentleman said: The road is invisible, giving birth to heaven and earth. The road is ruthless, running the sun and the moon. The road is nameless, and it nourishes all things. I don't know its name, "Tao". The Taoist priest is clear and turbid, moving and still. The sky is clear and the earth is turbid, the sky is moving and the earth is still, the men are clear and the women are turbid, the men are moving and the women are still. Descend to the past, and create all things. Clear is the source of turbidity. Moving is the foundation of quietness. People can always be quiet, and heaven and earth can all return. The lady is quiet, but her heart bothers her. People like peace, but want to lead it. They can always distract their desires, but their mind is calm. Clarify your heart, and your mind