Hot weather copywriting (humorous copywriting describing hot weather)
Fool Old Man
2023-03-01 09:03:13
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1. The hot sun tore the skin of the earth.

2. In such a hot day, you don't want to chase your boyfriend after he runs away with others.

3. There was no cloud or wind in the air. There was a hot sun overhead, and all the trees stood there listlessly.

4. God, you want everyone to know that this summer was contracted by Flame Mountain!

5. Go out for two seconds and sweat for eight hours.

6. It is gratifying to know that under the influence of continuous high temperature, the roadside porcelain industry has fallen into a phase of complete closure. It is said that a guy wanted to touch porcelain and jumped up faster than rabbits when he just lay down.

7. You have to eat cold dishes quickly, or they will become spicy hot.

8. I met a stranger on the road, smiled at each other and became an acquaintance. The table is too hot. The mahjong is just good, but it's burnt! Please pay attention to heatstroke prevention!

9. Principal, open the door! You have the ability to open the door! Don't hide in it. I know your room has air conditioning! Open the door, open the door, open the door!

10. Our corn field is almost popcorn field.

11. In today's weather, tap water can directly soak instant noodles!

12. It's shameless to show love these days. The most shameful thing is to show air conditioners.

13. Special tip: Hou Yi can't go out to shoot the sun on time because he goes home to carry his baby. Please get ready for summer vacation

14. Today, I accidentally fell on my way to work and was diagnosed as Grade III scald by the hospital.

15. After staying in the water for a while, I was boiled.

16. After putting on makeup for an hour, I opened the door.

17. From today on, I am no longer a single dog, but a hot dog!

18. In this weather, between me and the barbecue, there is only a pinch of cumin, and between me and the scallop, there is only a head of garlic!

19. I'm not fat, just hot expansion and cold contraction.

20. Supreme Master: I can't stand this day. I have to change the alchemy furnace into an ice cream machine.

21. No rain, no wind. The scorching sun makes the heat unbearable. The fifty five kilometer "Xiaolengchang", located in the valley, is extremely hot.

22. I came to Beijing from Africa, but I think it is better to return to Africa for summer vacation.

23. There are a lot of cheats on the street now. You should be careful when you go out. Today, there is a man who has been saying that he is dying of heat. He has not died since I followed him three streets.

24. Sitting in a dark room without electricity in this weather, feeling the straw mat under him, I suddenly understood Xiaolongbao's mood.