1. As long as the hoe dance well, there is no corner that cannot be dug down?

2. You are the sun, I am the warm light, we are indispensable.

3. There is always a troubled man behind a failed woman.

4. I have already given up my youth, and I would like to accompany you to the old age.

5. I am thin, I can count ribs when I am sad!

6. I will try my best to save money and buy an ATM.

7. When I suddenly looked back, the head teacher had stood silently at the window door.

8. The kettle, why are you crying? Is it because it's too hot?

9. I hope to hold your hand and accompany you for a romantic walk one day.

10. Hang a mosquito net to sleep naked in it, tease the mosquito and kill it.

11. It's time to buy a ticket to Tianting and have a good talk with Yuelao.

12. Read thousands of books, travel thousands of miles, earn thousands of dollars, and become a fan of thousands of people.

13. People can't take money to the grave, but money can take people to the grave.

14. If your appearance can be pasted on the door, it may be able to ward off evil spirits.

15. If you look at beautiful women on the street, you will appreciate them if you are higher, and you will be hooligans if you are lower.

16. I am not beautiful, not beautiful, not gentle, but I love you more than saying.

17. I don't know what to say, I just suddenly miss you at this moment.

18. Since I am single, I have saved my phone bill, become energetic, and my heart doesn't hurt any more.

19. To me, the past was plain; But the future has always been colorful.

20. Men mix well, their hair falls backward; Women mix well and wear less clothes.

21. First love: every drop is fragrant; In love: not enough; Marriage: Go and rinse the cup!

22. I have absolutely no feeling when I drink a catty of white wine, because half a catty of white wine will kill me.

23. There is a kind of love in love, called letting go. When love goes away, we should know how to let go.

24. Whenever I miss a girl, I put a brick on the ground, and then there is the Great Wall!

25. Tencent's "input in progress" has given many people hope and disappointment.

26. Being single is not terrible. What is terrible is that when you are single, others think you are not.

27. At that time, you asked me to go away, and I went away. Now you let me come back, sorry, I have gone too far.

28. If you are the one who bothers a female guest, she will turn off a man's light. An aunt downstairs in the dormitory can turn off the whole floor!

29. With withered vines, old trees and crows, the price of the school cafeteria has risen, and the students are starving into thin horses. As the sun sets, I want to go home.

30. "What pants will make you look young?" "I think nothing looks younger than diapers."

31. When you are young, don't despair because you don't have money, because you should know that you will have many days without money in the future.

32. From small to large, when raising the flag, the attention is not on the flag, but to see if the flag stops at the top of the pole when the national anthem is played.

33. When we believe that we are very important to the world, the world is just ready to forgive our naivety.

34. Mandarin ducks will envy our love, honey will envy our sweetness, and Shuangfei butterflies will be moved by our love. Dear, it's good to have you! I want to love you forever!

35. The young woman coaxed the child to sleep with your grandpa at night. The child refused to go. The young woman said: I can go if you don't go. Grandfather said with a straight face: Education of children should be honest. You can't fool both the children and the elderly.