83 funny sentences on National Day
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1. If I leave one day, you must think that the National Day came early.

2. The heart is simply unable to study hard, and only wants to celebrate the birthday of the motherland.

3. I will use my monthly exam results to prove how happy my National Day is.

4. Tips: Your balance on National Day holiday is insufficient, please recharge as soon as possible.

5. Love you, love you, love you very much, to my dear National Day seven days off.

6. The National Day holiday is only seven days, which is not enough to express our love for our motherland.

7. The festival is coming, so you can eat your hands if you want! Wet the bed if you want! Who cares who bites!

8. According to my analysis of the Mid Autumn Festival homework, I can no longer look directly at the National Day.

9. I met a MM signature: I can't play zither, chess, calligraphy and painting. I'm tired of washing and cooking.

10. A few days later, I will use my monthly exam results to prove that I have done nothing in the past seven days!

11. How can I express my love for my motherland during the seven day National Day holiday? At least 15 days.

12. I think Women's Day should be the same day as National Day. I think Ma Ma is as great as the motherland!

13. Is it the National Day homework? It only took me half an hour to write my name on all the papers.

14. The Mid Autumn Festival has abolished my two pens, ohhit! I can no longer look directly at the National Day!

15. The most affectionate confession is: "Your National Day homework, I write."

16. Don't scold your child for being a baby, because from a genetic point of view, this is not good for parents.

17. Hot day happy you, special days pay attention to the body, gentle wind pure you, happy National Day!

18. Look at you from behind, like Cai Guoqing. Look at you from the side, like Yu Chengqing. Looking at you from the front, like Ximen Qing, happy National Day!

19. On the 7th day of the National Day, we have to be scolded four times every day: if we don't get up in the morning, we will surf the Internet, yell at meals and stay up at night.

20. After the Mid Autumn Festival, I just want to say, "Hey! National Day, wait for my sister, I'm coming"

21. After the National Day, I will take the exam directly, and then I will take the sports meeting directly. Then I will distribute the exam papers, and then I will hold the parents' meeting. Finally, I am finished.

22. National Day plan: sleep at home until you wake up naturally, sleep at home until you wake up naturally, and sleep at home until you wake up naturally. If you have the same plan, change it.

23. In advance, I wish the children who are older and less thoughtful a happy National Day! Let's indulge. Don't hold it! I know it's hard for you to pretend to be an adult

24. Watching the National Day holiday slowly leaving me, I asked weakly: Mother of the motherland, do you want to have another lunar birthday.

25. God gave me a National Day holiday, but I didn't cherish it. If I had another chance, I would do my homework well! The premise is to give another one!

26. If you are happy, wave your hand; if you are happy, stamp your feet; if you are happy, shake your head. Happy National Day, crazy!

27. "How was the National Day?" "Seven days of homework in another place"

28. I am a student with infinite potential. I can finish the National Day homework in three hours, but this is a passive skill, which can only be started on the evening of October 7!

29. "In a word, comment on your National Day assignment" "My Xueba deskmate is getting rude"

30. "What gift did you receive on National Day?" "I received new traffic for one month"

31. The sky is blue, the grass is green, and the National Day holiday is inspiring. With beautiful mountains and clear water, we travel hand in hand everywhere. Bundle your belly and buy less clothes. You can pay for this year!

32. "What will you receive on National Day?" "I will receive a pile of homework!"

33. It's another golden autumn month. We welcome the National Day with joy. There is no rhetoric, but there is sincere thinking. Send a simple hello. I wish you a happy National Day and everything is fine!

34. Acacia every night, missing every day, you far away, National Day, although you are lonely, but if you don't let the sun shine on your beauty! Because of my sincere blessing!

35. The National Day should be celebrated with all hands. Only when we cherish our love can we accumulate good things and celebrate. Only when we get rid of bad luck can we celebrate together. Only when our family is harmonious can we celebrate with our whole family. We wish our friends that we will celebrate together all the day.

36. I hope my blessing will arrive first when I think I can get it, and the National Day has not yet arrived. Wish you a happy National Day in advance! I arranged other SMS messages!

37. On the National Day, I wish you all the best every year, every month, every day, every day, every day, every day, happy and joyful, full of vitality, every day, every day, every day, every day, every day, every day, every day, every day, every day, every day, every day, every day, every day, every day, every day, every day, every day, every day, every day, every day, every day, every day!

Thinking about you is the happiest thing; Seeing you is the happiest thing; Love you is something I will always do; To take you to heart is what I have been doing; However, it just happened.

39. Laughter is the most convenient, nutritious and miraculous green environmental beauty tonic in the world, with the least side effects such as sadness and worry. Come to my home to apply beauty tonic on National Day!

40. Let me test you: please choose a sentence with correct grammatical structure and meaning. I am not a real pig. I am a real pig. I am a real pig. The right respondents have the opportunity to participate in the National Day Animal Husbandry Achievement Exhibition.

41. On the National Day, happiness is the first must drop, good luck is the sweet drop, physical and mental comfort is the best drop, good mood is constant drop, smile is sweet drop. Finally, don't forget that happiness is sure!

42. The autumn wind blows cool. The National Day is a happy time for red flag hunters. Everyone should love our motherland. I want to sing a song for you. My dear motherland, I wish you a happy and lasting National Day.

43. I miss my motherland the most in the world, love China the most in the mountains and rivers, 56 ethnic groups, love one motherland together, and wish everyone I love happiness and happiness when the motherland's beautiful birthday comes!

44. Raise your head, look and talk, and worry is in this greeting room! I give you my special blessing. May it bring you health, good luck and happiness every minute. I hope this is the best National Day you have spent!

45. The golden autumn comes, the National Day comes, and the sun shines brightly and the red flag flies; I miss my relatives and love you. How are you, mother of the motherland; Buy a bunch of flowers for you, wish you a long life; May you have a happy National Day and always be happy.

46. "I will throw my National Day homework on the face of the head teacher!" "Stop making noise, as if you can move it!"

47. On the occasion of the Eleventh Festival, I wish you: National Day, Family Day, Celebration all over the world; Official sources, financial resources, from both sides; Popularity, luck, and endless predestination; Willing, willing, willing. Happy National Day!

48. What if I'm hungry on National Day? Have a hot pot! What if I'm thirsty? Go to the seaside! What if I don't have money? Find a fool to cheat! What if you don't have the guts? Find some practice! What if I miss you? Go to the pigsty.

49. The heaven and the earth are leisurely, the passers-by are in a hurry, and they toil all their lives to make a living; Some are rich and some are poor. They puff their faces for vanity; The Jianghu is dangerous. Take care. Tears for friends! Happy National Day!

50. The receiver will wet his bed tonight, the depositor will wet his bed tomorrow, the deleted one will wet his bed the day after tomorrow, the forwarder will wet his bed for one week, the respondent will wet his bed for one month, and the non return one will wet his bed every day, ha ha! Wish the children a happy bedwetting!

51. Beautiful fireworks bloom and thoughts grow quietly; The song of joy is flying, and all the sadness is forgotten; Blessings come to you quietly by the bright moonlight. I wish you a happy National Day and happiness as usual!

52. "I made 100 yuan today", "Where did I come from" and "I sold all my National Day homework"

53. If one day you are too tired to walk, as long as you turn around, I will be by your side! No matter how far away, no matter how many years, may my blessing turn into stars and flash in every day of your life! Happy National Day!

54. The happy lantern is waving, the harmonious flag is flying, the healthy people are praising, the auspicious petals are blooming, and sincere blessings are pouring out: the National Day is coming, wish the motherland good weather, national peace and prosperity!

55. I'm poor and I don't have money. I'm a rude man and I can't read. But I bought a mobile phone with my hard-earned money. I stayed up for three days and three nights and learned to send messages so that you can receive my blessings and have a happy National Day.

56. The seeds take root and sprout just to cater to the brilliant flowers; White clouds drift everywhere, but the sky is always worried about; Greeting is the forging of heart, and the casting of blessing. It's National Day again. I wish you a happy time!

57. Send you a moon and wish you a romantic day! Here is an apple for you. May you be safe and happy! I send you a bunch of flowers. May you be as beautiful as flowers! Send a short message to you! Wish you a happy National Day!

58. The big red lanterns are hung high, and the National Day is coming again; The golden chrysanthemum is very beautiful, and you laugh in the bush; Fireworks light up half the sky, hoping for a better tomorrow; A greeting to a love, its joy in today. Wish you a happy National Day!

59. Urgent reminder, a new way of spreading mobile phone virus: spread by the blessing words of the National Day. For your health, after receiving the blessing words, be sure to soak the mobile phone in disinfectant for one hour before use!

60. Let SMS take greetings with wings, expand the imagination space, turn caring friendship into notes, let you enjoy the warmth of another mood, and give you sincere wishes from friends: Happy National Day!

61. When the festival comes, you should be in a good mood. You should stay lucky, stay healthy and happy, stay ahead of your career, stay in a good time of life, and stay young and old!

62. The bell is greeting, the song is blessing, the autumn leaves are greeting cards, the breeze is handshake, sincerity is postmark, time is bookmark, good wine is reward, happiness is gift. On the occasion of the National Day, I wish you happiness and prosperity!

63. I am in a good mood after the National Day! If you go out, you will be lucky; if you walk, you will be rich; Be happy with everything you want, and be happy with everything you do; You can enjoy everything you play and love everything you send: I wish you a happy National Day and a happy mouth!

64. The motherland, you are like a rising sun in the east, the auspicious light shines on the earth, and the people of the country are high in morale; The motherland, you are like a soaring dragon, standing on the globe, and the people of the world are impressed! China, I'm proud of you!

65. Today is a national holiday - National Day, and today is your holiday - wedding. With a happy mood, I sincerely wish you everlasting love. I hope your love is stronger than the sky and deeper than the sea. Cherish it and be sweet for a long time.

66. Sincere friendship is like good wine, thick as alcohol, fragrant as overflow. The beauty of autumn brings beauty to the enjoyment, and the beauty is lingering. Friends, in this happy time, let happiness and beauty accompany you forever! Happy National Day!

67. In the twinkling of an eye, there is no flowery rhetoric and no copying of others' thoughts. I just send my sincere blessing and simple greetings: God, I hope you can bless the people here until they grow old safely, and there will be no worries when I bless them!

68. The National Day is coming again. Let me say hello to you; Get rid of all the busyness and tiredness, and smile all over your face; Happy and leisurely to report for duty, to drive away troubles and annoyances; Miss the wind across the cape, bless me to send; Health will always hold you, happiness will surround you!

69. Hurry up and slow down, step on time. Celebrate the National Day and celebrate it all. People and scenery are beautiful, and the motherland is the most beautiful. Good mountains and water make life beautiful. The sky is big and the earth is big. Wish you happiness. You wish, I wish, and we wish.

70. It's the familiar National Day again in the twinkling of an eye. My blessing is every minute. My concern is always at your side! May my blessing float with the breeze and drift with the soft water to your heart and warm our friendship.

71. Let's have fun during the holiday. Let's have enough short messages. Let's have a lot of blessings. Let's go to work. It seems that we can't get back our hearts. No one will send short messages. Well, it's time for my blessing. May your happiness continue after the holiday and be happy forever!

72. No matter how high the sky is, how deep the sea is, how hard the steel is, how strong the wind is, how long the feet are, how wide the river is, how strong the wine is, how cold the ice is, and how hot the fire is... I just want to tell you that it's none of your business! Happy National Day!

73. It's tiring to be alive, and it's boring to go to work. When you get promoted, you queue up and say you want to have a meal, but you are intoxicated. So far, your lover has no place; I don't care if I don't want to wake up in the morning or sleep at night! The most unbearable thing is to wish you a happy National Day, TMD also charges!

74. If there are many National Day homework, you can play cards. "A pair of Chinese papers!" "No!" "I want to! Four English papers have exploded!"

75. It's nearly eleven again. I'm so worried! As soon as I traveled, I felt that I lacked a plane. As soon as I went out, I felt that I lacked a car. As soon as I saw the time, I felt that I lacked a watch. As soon as I picked up the phone, I felt that I should replace it with an Apple 6S. As soon as I washed my hands, I felt that I lacked a gold diamond ring.

76. "My Nokia was accidentally crushed!" "How could Nokia be so easy to break" "I accidentally put it under the National Day homework"

77. The prediction of the eleventh house family: friend 1 gets married, friend 2 gets married, friend 3 gets married, friend 4 gets married, friend 5 gets married, friend 6 gets married, friend 7 gets married, and friend 8 asks for leave to get married

78. In the golden autumn, October is the National Day holiday, and the whole country is celebrating with great joy. My blessing is full of sincerity. May your life be full of poetry; My greetings have new ideas. May your family be harmonious and satisfactory. Finally, I wish you a happy marriage and a happy life!

79. There are smart ways to save money when traveling in Golden Week: choose a reasonable route and arrange accommodation skillfully; Certificates shall be prepared and tourist attractions shall be selected carefully; Take the map with you, and play the anti pocket circle; Choose local restaurants and go shopping in supermarkets; Blessing message, good luck with; I wish you a happy National Day!

80. Facing the sun and the autumn wind, let's stand on the ancient Great Wall with a deep feeling, a heroic spirit and a solemn ceremony, hold up the golden cup, drink the festive wine, gently support every inch of the land under our feet, and jointly bless our dear motherland with peace and prosperity and a bright future.

81. It's also the National Day in the twinkling of an eye. Although friends don't often contact each other, take this holiday day to wish you a smooth journey in life, a pioneering career and study, a healthy and happy life together. Worries can easily crush you. Luck is always in love with you. Love falls in love at first sight, success can be achieved overnight, and the future can lift thousands of miles.

82. It's the sixth day of National Day. Where is the gift you sent me? In fact, a smile is enough, such as a glass of thin wine, intoxicating my heart; Like a wisp of soft wind, it warms my heart; Turn the stars to illuminate my heart. When my heart is bright and warm, I can pay attention to you and protect you all the time. My heart, you know!

83. The sound of gongs and drums and the continuous smiles are the taste of "celebration"; Lanterns hanging high and red silk fluttering are signals of "celebration"; Festival costumes, tourism, is the "auspicious" beauty; Blessings and greetings, deep feelings, because the "National Day" came! Happy National Day!