1. A friend had an operation, and the doctor asked if he had general anesthesia or semi anesthesia, but my friend replied that it should be slightly spicy.

2. Today, the sun was blazing, and cicadas were screaming loudly.

3. If it gets so hot, the wings will not be broken. They will melt!

4. The weather is so hot that people are turning into steamed buns.

5. Recently, my mood is inexplicably irritable. Is it because of the weather?

6. Special tip: Hou Yi can't go out to shoot the sun on time because he goes home to carry his baby. Please get ready for summer vacation

7. Supreme Master: I can't stand this day. I have to change the alchemy furnace into an ice cream machine.

8. Go out for 5 minutes and sweat for 2 hours. I'm just a handful of cumin away from barbecue.

9. I met a stranger on the road, smiled at each other and became an acquaintance!

10. I saw many acquaintances on the street when I went shopping, but I didn't know any of them.

11. You are not artificial leather, you are real leather!

12. The hot sun tore the skin of the earth.

13. Barefoot Immortal: It's no good not to wear shoes now. Where can I go. Funny jokes about hot weather

14. Tie Guaili: What medicine do I sell in this gourd? It's all essential balm, and whoever wipes it will get cold wind.

15. Hello, Father Sun, on behalf of all mankind, please don't make the summer vacation so hot!

16. The hot weather is annoying, and the sudden rainstorm is also annoying. When you look at yourself in the mirror, you will be bored.

17. Spring goes with the falling flowers, and summer comes with green leaves in the warm wind

18. It's really hot today! The hot sun is relentlessly baking the earth. The earth is scorching hot, like a huge cage that makes people breathless.

19. It's so hot that people want to run naked.

20. You said, don't dress so conservatively in such a hot day!

21. The high temperature in summer made me fully understand the greatness of that famous saying - let the storm come more violently!

22. It's too hot for me to think. I need to find a place to cool down.

23. Nuwa: I really regret that I didn't cover up the sun when mending the sky last time?

24. I almost died in the sun, but the sun was so warm that I didn't ask you to go home for dinner?

25. Principal, open the door! You have the ability to open the door! Don't hide in it. I know your room has air conditioning! Open the door, open the door, open the door!

26. I saw a piece of money on the road today, but after thinking for a long time, I still didn't pick it up. I was afraid of scalding myself!

27. Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Shanghai have entered the central heating period, but the time difference is half a year.

28. Who can't play tricks on the spot? Who can't play pure B? You treat me as a bully.

29. Wuhan used to be one of the three furnaces, but now it is no longer because Wuhan has been upgraded to a boiler.

30. Why do so many people say it's hot... In fact, it's OK... I always think it will get hotter and hotter... If I can't, I will give it to the people I like.

31. In July, the sun is so poisonous that sweat rolls down.

32. In the midsummer of July, there is no cloud in the sky. The hot sun is burning the earth, the water in the river is hot, and the soil in the earth is smoking.

33. Those who can go out with you on a date in this weather are friends of life and death!

34. From today on, I am no longer a single dog, but a hot dog!

35. Once upon a time, there was a child who went to school in Chongqing. He was so hot when he got on.

36. They stand in the sun and say!

37. The sun is like a big boss's fireball. The light is scorching. The road is scorched by the scorching sun. Step down and a bunch of white smoke will appear.

38. I have been thinking that one day I kidnapped the headmaster and tied him to the bed of the school dormitory, I will give him a small fan to see how long he can live

39. It's too hot to stop!

40. I accidentally fell on my way to work today, and was diagnosed as Grade III scald by the hospital.

41. It is better to cry in the air-conditioned room than to laugh under the electric fan.

42. It is better to cry in the air-conditioned room than to laugh under the electric fan!